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458 headlines found matching 'Report'
Wed February 21, 2018
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(Marginal Revolution)
 
 
 
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? Bonus points if the media won't report it
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(Medium)
 
 
 
America's use of biological weapons during the Korean War was proven by a 1952 report from the DPRK/PRC's "International Scientific Commission for the Investigation of the Facts Concerning Bacterial Warfare in Korea and China". Sounds legit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington official placed on leave in the wake of revelations about conspiratorial and racist posts he shared on social media. No, not that one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The sports organization with the latest misconduct claims? (spins wheel) The Dallas Mavericks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, woman who noticed her FaceTime partner was having a stroke is hailed as a hero, but when Submitter tried to have a stroke on FaceTime, he was reported and banned
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who died in a fall from Yellowstone was searching for mythical buried treasure reportedly hidden by a millionaire
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
So you got an STD while starring in a reality TV show? I have (more) bad news for you
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
WWE reportedly changes the name of one of its wrestlers (Crews) because of the Parkland Florida shooter (Cruz)
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Report from SEC country: Auburn University academic leaders have "openness" to designing and creating jock-friendly majors to keep top student-athletes eligible. Barkley could've told you that
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
This is going to make Jared's job a little bit harder
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Mon February 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uber eats, shoots and leaves
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Play-by-play of the Washington Dotards vs. the Beijing Reds as an attempted forced fumble is stopped by an offensive tackle
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
We're not saying that secret underground Area 51-type bases exist on Mount Everest and are being used by aliens ... but secret underground Area 51-type bases are being used by aliens on Mount Everest (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Homeless man reportedly living amid rubble. It is rumored that it is one of Barney's friends
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Study finds chance to receive home loans in U.S. cities correlates directly with applicants skin pigmentation levels
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
4-year-old gets to meet his idol at birthday party. Fark: His idol is personal injury lawyer George Sink
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach reportedly in writing and demoing stage for next album: 'It's gonna be more uplifting and fun'. Sounds great for a man who's been dead since 1750
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Irish drug company jacks price of 36 dollar's worth of painkillers to $3,000. Thanks, O'Shkreli
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Trump, there were many signs that the latest school shooter was mentally disturbed, such as his erratic behavior and his barely literate violent threats on social media, and people like that should be reported before they do any harm
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Wed February 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
"Mayor offers bumps for humps"
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(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset the cl... you know what, just throw it away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Only the best people," Volume CDXXVII: Veterans Affairs Secretary David J. Shulkin
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Might want to sit down for this, but opioid manufacturers gave tons of money to pain treatment advocacy groups
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer says he paid Stormy Daniels as a personal favor and there is definitely not a violation of campaign finance laws here. No siree
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's episode of WTF: An illegal immigrant called authorities to report a prowler. The responding police arrest him and let the prowler go prowling away
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Tue February 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After first forbidding the image of Lady Liberty on hockey goalie masks, the IOC will allow it after all
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pastor says nothing weird was going on with the bound, naked man in his car
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Forget the groundhog, ignore the crocuses. The surest sign of spring is "Pitchers and catchers report"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI Director Wray: Why yes Sen. Wyden, since you asked, here's a detailed timeline of what the FBI did and when we reported it on the Porter investigation. And if that doesn't match up with what the White House is saying? Don't know what to tell ya
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Reports of white powdery substance at Obama's office. Grab some popcorn and have some fun
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The bloated bag of hate, worshipper of Trell, is here to savagely deny any wrongdoing by this White House. Will reporters push or pull her? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish on Tuesday?)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl ticket lawsuit to be settled in court over it being too darn expensive for most people to go to it
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Daily Wire to merge with the Blaze, form MegaDerpTron
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sloppy Steve Bannon's plan all along was waiting for the Traitorous Donnie Trump to get impeached so he could take over White House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is Sammy Sosa doing these days? Well he dressed up like a cowboy for his wife's birthday party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disney increasing park ticket prices. Even the reporter knows the truth when they use quotes around the word "value"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach sits on board of 'veterans group' that spends 94 percent of donations on fundraisers
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rob Porter had access to classified data without being vetted and John Kelly could be indicted over it
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Fri February 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC reports current flu outbreak breaks all records. Everybody PANDEMIC
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thrifty millennials kill the facelift, as their expert use of filters and angled shots reduces need for expensive, invasive plastic surgery. "Millennials are expected to take as many as 25,000 selfies in their lifetime" - it's in the contract
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock hits three year low, possibly upon realization that burritos are the most over rated food in solar system
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock hits three year low, possibly upon realization that burritos are the most over rated food in solar system
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reports are that Donald Trump is placing the blame for the Rob Porter spousal abuse fiasco where it belongs: squarely on Hope Hicks
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Thu February 08, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Grand jury: We give up. This town is run by complete idiots
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Failing newspaper brings in a mere $1.7b in revenues for 2017. Sad
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Ohio: Woman charged with menacing after argument over hot dog ingredients
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You can make fun of Trump, Congress or even our National Weight problem. You do NOT get to claim you have better beer. Unleash the nukes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's deals deals deals in Manhattan's apartment market, where the average rent of a 200 square foot studio with views of neighbor's bathroom, semi-attached bath fixtures and passive heating and cooling systems reaches new lows at only $3,800 a month
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
This criminal is having a bad hair day
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Wed February 07, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked, covered in Crisco, and trailing taser wires running through the snow is no way to go through life, son
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airline pilot goes sledding, which wouldn't be a problem except he took the plane with him
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police report from Gronk burglary shows he owned a lot of ██████████ and a big pile of ██████████. Also, lives with two other dudes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wynn Resorts will heretofore be known only as Resorts
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man + \m/ = (mugshot)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House reports that Trump has not read the Democratic response to the Nunes memo because it's 10 pages. And that's, like, a lot of pages
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forget making it rain: man accused of flooding strip club
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon has decided he'll ignore a subpoena to testify before the House Intelligence Committee on the grounds that the dumpster he's sleeping in leaked last night and ruined his last good suit, and it's 2-for-1 Mad Dog day at the liquor store
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(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
A snuggie bar crawl? Thanx for that walking nightmare
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration doesn't think the media should focus on the tanking stock market because unlike Trump, who cited the rising stock market 12 times since becoming President, the media never focused on it until it went south
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kid would rather lift weights, have energy drinks from private fridge in his room, practice with his Zelda sword than go to school. Of course, you are reading this on Fark, so you just know it doesn't end well
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Mon February 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Publishing reports regarding financial problems and investigations by Manhattan DA's office into your parent company? That's a firing
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida won't be voting on recreational weed after advocates miss deadline. They were reportedly arguing about what flavor pizza to order
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Center For Medicare and Medicaid Services, vehemently deny reporter's claim that they threatened to bar him from press calls unless he altered a story they didn't like. Unfortunately for CMS, they sent the threat to his editor, in an email
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Sun February 04, 2018
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Did Rod Rosenstein use the power of his office in an attempt to shutdown the House Intel Committee's investigation into the FBI and DOJ?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Apparently Carter page liked to brag about his close ties to the Kremlin, In letters, that for some reason just magically appeared in the hands of Time Magazine reporters
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Homeless man: "You ought to do a story about me." Reporter: "And why would I want to do that?" Homeless Man: "Because, I've played in three Super Bowls"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
People advised to stay inside for: A) Active shooter, B) Drunk and dangerous driver, or C) Guy showing people his wee wee (tag for advisory)
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(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
And to the Republic for which it stands ..... stands ...... STANDS ..... I said STAND dammit
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Fri February 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
There are groundhog days when he see his shadow and there are groundhog days when he doesn't see his shadow. And then there are groundhog days when he attacks a reporter while trying to escape
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oregon man placed calls to airports in Nevada and Texas, reporting his father and brother as terrorists because they got an invitation to a family wedding and he didn't
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
ICE agents raid 77 Northern California workplaces; no arrests reported. Nice work there, Lou
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(Citizens for Ethics)
 
 
 
Citizens for Ethics to GOP: We see your four page hatchet job and raise you a 45-page report detailing your treason at the highest order. Eat shiat, Devin
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Father accused of dropping 'vaping liquid' into 9-week-old baby's mouth: 'I've done it before'
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Thu February 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1989 Scott Baio told The Hollywood Reporter that the Season 3 episode "The Blackboard Bungle" was his favorite. The plot? Him teaching sex ed to Nicole Eggert. *cringe*
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(Today)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw donates 50-year archive of his reporting to the University of Iowa, including, we assume, his classic Gerald Ford eulogy
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In China, many women are reluctant to be bridesmaids for their friends because they are required to drink on behalf of the bride, sometimes fatally
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Catholic Church says they've changed for the better after abuse scandals, and what better way to demonstrate that than opposing a bill to extend the statute of limitations for reporting child sexual abuse
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Beer + Pot = Shooting Trees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump apparently asked Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein if he was "on my team." Rosenstein reportedly answered that he did go through a phase in college, but, hey, didn't everyone?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New report finds roaches, mice, flies infest hundreds of NYC public school cafeterias. City says that's just Wednesday's menu
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas co-founder declared winner of No Lackin' Challenge
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
CDC chief resigns over "complex financial interests." So that's what we're calling it these days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
14-year-old case against Michael Ovitz settles days before trial. The case involved planting a dead fish on the windshield of a reporter's Audi
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
If you make a laser that produces 10,000 times the energy in all the world's electrical grids, you can pull electrons out of the vacuum. Or you could get a AAA battery, your call
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A notepad page titled M&A with a drawing of a big fish eating a little fish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressman elected despite assaulting a reporter will lead "communications" workshop for Republican group
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Preacher : "Gays should be stoned to death. Now excuse me while I go to Jamacia." Jamacia : "Not so fast, mon, no stonin' for you"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii missile alert supervisor clicked the Add Link button instead of Preview
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Justia)
 
 
 
Report card for the consitutional order, 1 year into Trump: We might have to have a conference with Congress's parents
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the President personally vilified him via twitter, and the GOP made him a target of its attempt to undermine the FBI, the White House says they had nothing to do with Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe's abrupt departure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CNN reporter regrets his role in presenting a false equivalence between Clinton and Trump during the campaign to be viewed as not biased
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
6'9" Florida Man™ arrested after beating armless, legless girlfriend. If that wasn't enough Florida for you, she didn't have a phone either. So he pushed her wheelchair to Walmart so she could report him (w/mugshot goodness)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump calling reports that he wanted to fire Mueller "fake news" might well be impeachable, says noted liberal scholar Ken Starr
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rat filmed cleaning itself by having a shower just like a human. Was reportedly with a weird creature that has blue fur and a big nose
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Things are about to get Rowdy in the WWE
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apparently adding a 4th digit to the price was enough to finally wake people up and realize it's just a got-damn PHONE, and a pretty mediocre one at that. Apple tells its suppliers to cut iPhone X production by 50% as sales continue to disappoint
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dell is considering selling itself to VMware. Shares of VMware dropped more than 8% on the report
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Waffle House customer says he will "gladly go to farking jail over some barbecue sauce." He was probably surprised to find out that the jail doesn't have any either
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
After bullying drove one student to commit suicide, the school provided grief counselors and introduced ways for students to report bullying. The first of those ways is to suspend students who complain about bullying
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Have you always wanted an early-1900s era linotype printing machine? Now's your chance because this guy is trying to give it away rather than sell it for scrap metal
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"People accusing him of bias are liars, flat out liars. I've been a Republican for 30 years, but I'm not going to put up with scumbags in my party attacking a good man like Robert Mueller ...a loyal American, a patriot...a Marine"
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Sat January 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm not a feminist"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If the UK doesn't get that Brexit deal, it's gonna collapse so bad even Nigel Farage will be eating crow, assuming he can afford it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PGA Tour)
 
 
 
"Fun to compete again, fun to be out there," Tiger Woods said to reporters. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my pancakes"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors say Julian Assange's health is in a dangerous condition. At least that's what his medical reports say that were all made available on WikiLeaks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who was first to report that Trump was going to fire Mueller last June? Take a bow, April Ryan, for your June 12 report
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving: "Hold it The next man that makes a move, the knee gets it." LeBron James: "Hold it men, he's not bluffing" Dan Gilbert: "Listen to him, men; he's just crazy enough to do it"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Volunteers hit the streets for the annual Homeless Count, which is kind of like an Easter Egg Hunt but with more used needles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCONN basketball being investigated over recruiting. Why anyone would want to play in the Canadian territory is a mystery
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Microsoft: You know what? Windows 10 S just isn't limited enough
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old kid threatens to harm classmates, so as a precautionary measure, they search his room and find a semiautomatic rifle, shotgun, two lever-action rifles, machetes, throwing knives, a revolver, and a crossbow with arrows. The aristocrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie's field trip to Davos is...not going very well. He was loudly booed by the elite crowd at his Q&A when he began attacking the press, and the Founder and CEO of the event was nearly booed off stage when he said Trump was the "victim of bias"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends mocks NY Times report that Trump wanted to fire Mueller, ignores Fox's own reporting that already confirmed the report as real news
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The French are rioting over: A) Increased taxes, B) Having to work more than 30 hours a week, C) Nutella
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Thu January 25, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Proposed California bill would create a website that allows you to submit your name (and you have to pinky swear it's you) to the list of people prohibited from purchasing firearms
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Records show Montana-based Whitefish Energy spend $150,000 on lobbying Congress last year, and by a startling coincidence, all of it was spent after people started asking how the two-man firm managed to land that massive Puerto Rico power contract
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump 'house of cards is falling apart' as FBI 'secret society' conspiracy is exposed as fake: report
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Porn legend Ron Jeremy says he was banned from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and Awards for not being 'conservative enough'. And the reports of rape and groping didn't help either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Read Trump's full exchange with reporters regarding upcoming conversation with Robert Mueller, because he can't
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New National Parks director is the guy who allowed a private homeowner to cut down trees in a national park to clear his view of the water
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
O/
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sexting a news reporter after promising to be her source for a story is no way to go through life, ICE agent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you can't drive a car yourself, and have to rely on google waze, without using your common sense, don't complain, when you end up, in Lake Champlain. Burma Shave
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOD audit found that in 2017, 165 security clearances were given to people who were deemed under foreign influence, had prior criminal convictions or other disqualifying information in their backgrounds. And yet, Jared Kushner's is still under review
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Apple adds temporal messaging feature to iMessage
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trumperdink demanded that Theresa May get the British press to stop making fun of him. May reportedly demanded that he give them less material to work with
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Female reporters covering Pence kept behind fence. Oddly not at the request of his wife
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia State athlete suspended from girls' soccer team withdraws from school for posting racial slur online. Threatening people planning to report her posts probably didn't help her case
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino as the Milwaukee Bucks new head coach? It's more likely than you think
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A look at the nightmarish chaos in Tokyo as it got slammed by 20 cm of snow on a workday. "According to media reports, at least 180 people sustained minor injuries, mostly due to falls on the streets"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Trespassing deer takes 'polar plunge,' gets stuck in a bad photoshop re-creation
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk fire chief needs more training in continence, opening car doors, not falling on head
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Florida Man, 23, Arrested For Fried Chicken Attack On His Girlfriend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of the last Dead Sea Scrolls fragments has been translated. Reports indicate it's the final section of a larger passage, consisting of "And then the murders began"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delaying retirement by just 6 months equals saving another 1% over 30 years, if you live long enough to retire, suckers
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(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Thrice married, serial adulterer, chief pussy grabber in charge gets an A+ on his evangelical report card
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
When bad teachers do bad things with their students and the politics of how the badness is reported. Pruriently interested yet?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Damage Report
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Fri January 19, 2018
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Congressman Scott Perry (R-eally-that-gullible) received a "credible" report that ISIS was behind the Las Vegas attack. "Something's not adding up"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports taste tests store bought frozen pizzas and concludes that, for the tenth year running, the winner is: The boxes they all came in
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"And blessed are the men of the cloth who yell at black reporters simply asking if the racist president is, in fact, racist." Through the bounty of Trump, our Lord. Amen
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
"Hi there, I'll be your spastic excursion ... *hic* ... elastic surgeon ... *hic* ... plastic sturgeon ... *hic* ... face cutter today"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor continues its election campaign in the Midwest with a second fireball in the sky last night. Bruce Willis reportedly seen headed to Cape Canaveral
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump's announcement of the winners of Fake News Awards goes as smoothly as everything else his administration does
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington finds that President Trump's administration is the dirtiest, most corrupt, and unethical in history. Even worse than Nixon. Way worse than Harding
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Science panel backs lowering drunken driving threshold from .08 to .05 to prevent some of the 10,000 drunk driving related deaths per year. A polite way of saying "Keep your drunk a$$ home"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Aziz Ansari 'bad date' feminist reporter sent an email to an older female reporter who criticized her story. The email was respectful, articulate and well reasoned. You're not buying this, are you?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Look out... Look OUT... LOOK OUT!
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DOJ flubbed terrorism data to push their anti-immigrant agenda
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Glenn Frey's widow refuses to take it easy, files wrongful death lawsuit against hospital and physician that treated him
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Reports that John Carpenter is still alive receive 100% Fresh Rating on Rotten Tomatoes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man takes explicit pics of woman he's dating to later blackmail her, sends them to the preschool where she works, lets his identifying tattoos get caught in the images
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to report armed gunmen, but when police find him bloody and dead woman wrapped in plastic, they decide his claim was cheap and easy to see through
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Mon January 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police report many loaves and fish were confiscated
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans decide they're tired of all the Mularkey
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guy Jesse Watters succeeds in getting his listeners to show up at someone's house to threaten them and their family
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Paging Ric Romero to the Business tab. Ric Romero, please report to the Business tab ... and bring the Obvious tag with you
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When you insist on mooning people in public, be prepared to be the butt of jokes
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Drug charges against all but one of the 65 people arrested at a lingerie birthday party in Georgia dropped
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Sat January 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
No, Tonya. You can't fine reporters $25,000 for asking you questions about the past
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Stan Lee's ceremonial puck-drop at Arizona Coyotes hockey game cancelled amid nurse harassment allegations. You may post your 'Jack Kirby got screwed jokes' to the right
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Not News: Crazy old man calls Fox News HQ to praise their segments, and to let them know how much they have taught him. News: He also allegedly requests that they give him policy ideas. Fark: It's the President of the United States
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
I guess the search results didn't include how to delete browser history or clean the hard drive
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter put on leave for secretly participating in a liberal activists' conference, which means she'll never work in that town again until maybe a month or so from now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Had lawyEr Pay adult film actrEss $130,000 to kEep Trump's sexuAl hookuP from prESs meRE dAys before the eLection
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Stephanoplous is upset at ABC for censoring Trump: "I don't think it's right to censor the president or to sugarcoat the racist sentiment". Basically if Trump's a big enough arsehole to say shiathole, ABC should farking sack up and report it
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"We have received reports that highly addictive substances will soon be circulating in our area ...This 'Cookie Cartel' s run primarily by young girls who lure you in with a good cause story"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
However, astronomers reports they remain baffled as to the source of the booming "Excuse ME" they recorded shortly after observing the event
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I know all the billionaires working for Trump have spent gazillions on travel and other nonsense, but this guy who worked for Obama once spent $4 thousand dollars on taxi cab fees. This means Trump is smart and didn't collude with Russia
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump thinks he knows the answer to the drug crisis, but of course America is not ready for it
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In light of this morning's Cardin report, this WaPo article did not age that well...in the 24hrs it existed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Chinese don't want to lend money to Trump, either
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats warn that Russia is getting deep into Europe's shiat. Reagan Republicans lost, confused as to why it's Democrats warning about Russian motives
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Not officially a traitor (yet), but #1 with traitors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To prevent election meddling, the US needs to act now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If Trump Tweets about fake news reporting he keeps a pony in the oval office it is because he watched MSNBC instead of Fox. Sometimes grandpas get the channels mixed up
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Intoxicated driver crashed his vehicle and sent another to the hospital with injuries. The condition of the hospitalized vehicle is unknown
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hunter risks his life to rescue terrified deer trapped on frozen lake. Later tells reporters that it was delicious. (with video)
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Teacher: "Umm, we haven't gotten a pay raise in 30 years, why should you get one, Mr. Superintendent?" Superintendent: "Cuff her"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man's pants contain: a.) rack of ribs, b.) mashed potatoes, c.) fried chicken, d.) car keys, e.) all of the above
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis arrested after chase
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tillerson and Mattis are reportedly trying to hold Trump back from striking North Korea, with helpful pic of Tillerson and Mattis about to beat Trump senseless
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas lawmaker: "One of the reasons why weed is illegal, I hate to say it, was that the African Americans, they were basically users and they responded the worst off to those drugs just because of their character makeup, their genetics and that"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why doesn't Trump start work until 11:00am? Reporters asked him to slow down, so yet again all the MSM's fault
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump starts initiative to have military and US diplomats promote American weapon sales to generate revenue because of course he does
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
19 of the top 25 competitive real estate markets are in the Seattle metro area, because it's not a real estate market until the realtors are wearing body armor to open house showings
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ivanka is guilty too
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX to launch secret Zuma satellite tonight. Bejeweled and Plants vs Zombies payloads reportedly prepping for deployment. Launch scheduled for 8pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN reporter obtains RNC talking points against Wolff's book
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Trump: "I've never questioned his mental fitness". That makes subby question Tillerson's mental fitness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller knows Trump tried to stop Sessions from recusing himself. Mueller knows all, Donnie. Be afraid
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai won't make a public appearance in front of the plebes, citing security concerns
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
High winds cause a Dutch "Noah's Ark" to crash into several nearby ships. So that's why Ken Ham built his "museum" in Kentucky instead of actual water
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Wed January 03, 2018
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Looks like Putin didn't get his military aircraft out of Syria quite quickly enough
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(Radio World)
 
 
 
In the days before millennials killed radio, stations could afford to own their own traffic helicopters. Reporters patrolled the skies during rush hour to notify listeners of backups, then pitched hamburgers, breath mints, sitcoms, and boner pills
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
30,000 federal employees earn more than any governor, increased by 165 percent between fiscal 2010 and 2016. Thanks Obama
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
As we step through the Black Mirror, your kids' mobile apps are listening to what is being played in the background such as movies and TV shows to fine-tune advertising. But not voice. Promise
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Being a female newspaper reporter in the 1970s? That's a spanking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just how terrible is the Nunes coverup? So terrible that the House Intelligence Committee Democrats are going to release a report detailing what treasonweasels Devin and his cohorts are
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tarmazon? Amarget?
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Teenager dies playing Russian Roulette. Witnesses waited until he lost the game to call 911
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Mon January 01, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teen kills his family with a semi-automatic on New Year's Eve. NRA names him teen of the year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports from the 2020 campaign trail
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Rachel from credit card services wants you to know that robocalls were worse than ever in 2017
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Former head of the Joint Chiefs says we've "never been as close to war with North Korea" as we are now
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Winner of NFL's "Most Punchable Face" award to retire
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Sun December 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, CNN has run out of missing airplanes and is desperate
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Doctor" Phil denies reports he boozed and drugged up guests
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
"I don't want to sit here and speculate," says ESPN analyst Jon Gruden on ESPN report that Jon Gruden has been offered an ownership stake if he'll return to coach the Oakland Raiders
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alternative media Fox wants to know why mainstream media (everyone else) is not reporting on Iran's protesters. Well, they said it, so it must be true, right?
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
We've all seen this movie, and it doesn't end well
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration has dropped appeals against rulings blocking transgender troop ban
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina lottery is kinda, sorta, possibly thinking about maybe warming up to the idea they need to pay out their winning tickets
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
In all fairness, San Francisco doesn't get a lot of ice and freezing temperatures. Oh? The store is in Chicago? Well, that's just dumb
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Fri December 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's hard to take news reporting seriously when there are T-rexes frolicking in the background
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Driver finds a suitcase filled with human bones in woods on the side of a remote Georgia road, is initially reluctant to report it because, hey, free bones and a suitcase
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump appeared to know little, if anything, about international trade deals during an exchange with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in March this year. White House officials reportedly characterized the talk as "humiliating"
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Thu December 28, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Moderate exercise can help alleviate mild cognitive impairment, which can lead to... uh, something
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
NY Mag reporter decides to follow up a bit on that splashy New York Times "OMG PENTAGON SPACE ALIENS." Spoiler alert: It's grifters all the way down
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prices for cancer drug lomustine have skyrocketed 1,400 percent since 2013, putting potentially life-saving treatments out of reach for patients suffering from brain tumors and Hodgkin's lymphoma. Martin Shkreli reportedly impressed
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Somehow, Bitcoin is enabling Alt-right extremism. And most likely bad plot lines in Hollywood screenplays that speak of crypto-currencies and wannabe Hitlers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump tries to use a box truck to block reporters from taking pictures of him golfing. It doesn't end the way Trump thinks it's going to end
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood Reporter critics pick the worst films of 2017 and FINALLY JUSTICE LEAGUE MAKES IT
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Seagate once again gives porn collectors a reason to rejoice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If there was collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, it likely included coordination between Russia's and Trump's Digital Ops team of online ad buys, social media efforts, data etc. Guess who Mueller is talking to now?
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(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Apparently there are still some actual newspapers in circulation, and someone managed to slip homophobic slurs into a reporter's byline in one of them
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Jerusalem's new Western Wall train station will be named after President Trump
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Tue December 26, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
President Trump's first year report card includes some average scores, however on policy he receives an A+
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. economy to play second fiddle to China by 2032. Get ready to welcome your new Asian overlords
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man stabbed with ice pick dies of his injuries
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Mon December 25, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yeah go ahead and rob a store in one of the country's busiest airports on the Friday before Christmas. I'm sure that the cops won't be around. Oh what's that? You're also on the DEA's Most Wanted list?
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Sun December 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Under the fine print in the "injured reserve" section of the NFL rule book, it appears that the Green Bay Packers may have to release Aaron Rodgers. The part of the rule book the NFL is now trying desperately to ignore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times says Trump just won the war against the Islamic State, but the media is so invested in hating Trump they won't report it, and DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue outs Ivanka Trump's Madison Avenue Diamonds for fraud, once again proving that a magazine dedicated to lipstick choices for teens had more journalistic integrity than Fox News
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course, it's perfectly normal that a judge would have to force Trump's bipartisan committee to ensure free and fair elections to share documents with the Democrats on the committee
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines flight attendant goes extra mile, reports father to police as human trafficking his adopted daughter because kid's Asian
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Years from now, when your grandchildren ask where you were when the first person died in a virtual reality-related accident, you can tell them you were reading the Fark Geek tab in your underwear
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
The keys to a successful business are knowing your customers, bringing your product to where they are to maximize sales, and minimizing expenses. Since you had to go see your Parole Officer anyway, that makes the choice obvious
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock continues to fall as they still can't figure out what "health standards" and "disinfectant" are
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada spends as much on marijuana as on wine. Still lags behind on purchases of bacon, maple syrup and Labatt's
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Wed December 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FBI circa 1946: 'It's a Wonderful Life' full of commie propaganda
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock goes down the toilet as the chain is hit by another report of employees not washing their hands and serving E. coli burritos. Subby ate at Chipotle last night, this may be my last submission, mods
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Someone is projecting the 7 words Trump officials banned onto the side of Trump's hotel
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada's Trudeau contravened ethics rules with visit to Aga Khan island. Aga Khan, Aga Khan, Aga Khan Aga Khan, let me rock you Let me rock you, Aga Khan
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A week after defeat, and still refusing to concede to reality, Roy Moore is ready to be sworn into the US Senate as Senator from Alabama. Fark you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top high school football recruit de-commits from Ohio State due to university conduct violations. WTFark: Chooses Penn State
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick has finally had enough of Tom Brady's snake oil salesman
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump asks Americans, 'How's your 401(k)?' Here's the real answer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen Collins: "Stop reporting that the tax bill doesn't actually include the stuff I 'negotiated' in exchange for my vote". Media: "Why should we?" Collins: "Er..." *spins wheel* "...sexism. Because of sexism. You're sexist if you report on that"
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
North Korea reportedly arming its ICBMs with anthrax. It could result in Megadeth
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Tue December 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House passes - sort of - the Screw the Poor bill, and the Senate votes on it tonight. Vent your disgust and anger in the MSNBC Primetime Discussion thread. Starts at 8PM EST
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
ICP is SOL in legal battle with FBI, DOJ
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Charlottesville police chief retires, plans to open Tiki bar
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams clarifies reports he shared his nutmeg with four of the Spice Girls
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Carolina decides its education standards are not "broad" enough; plan to rectify this with a new completely self-taught approach to the Holocaust
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CDC director claims there is no ban on specific words in budget documents, forgets to add that's because the word "ban" has been mandatorily replaced with the phrase "strong suggestion"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
They see me trollin' they be hatin': After Reports that Panthers owner Jerry Richardson will be forced to sell the franchise after allegations of workplace misconduct, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs says he wants to buy the team..and sign Kapernick as QB
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Sat December 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hart in Hampshire named 'best place to live in UK.' Brain in Arsewayshire still most common
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Still not satisfied that he lost the election, Roy Moore does his best to fleece the rubes with his fundraiser to investigate voter fraud. Can fark get a "because of course he does" tag?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like you women were wrong. Reports of sexual harrassment at Fox News were "nonsense" according to Rupert Murdoch. It was just some flirting
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember that cop that shot that woman who called to report a rape? Guess what is gonna happen to the cop? Guess
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Attention black women. Omarosa has hereby called you to service to support her in the coming Black Woman Civil War. Please report as soon as you are able to...wherever it is you all report to
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan's (R) office denies reports that he's considering retiring, says he is not done farking over America's 99% yet
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
In other news, someone in Davenport, Iowa owned a Ferrari
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watch Steve Bannon's walk of shame after Moore loss as reporter asks: 'Isn't this a huge defeat for you?'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: a couple boards your Flight with a pair of fussy babies. Good: they considerately pass out noise cancelling headphones to the other passengers. Holy Shiat: it's George and Amal Clooney
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey: I never said those things about Kevin Spacey or Donald Trump. Reporter: [Plays audio of interview]
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, what ARE you supposed to do when your cover as a fake reporter is blown?
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Butte Fire Department reported the fire started in the rear and then spread throughout
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House is now threatening reporters in the White House Press pool with revoking their access should they ask questions the President does not want to answer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmaker molested his daughter's friend, cops closed the case, press did some digging, lawmakers from both parties want him to resign, but Gov. Matt Bevin (R-epulsive) says "hold on there"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
DeVos to defrauded students: Fark you
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
PSA: Looting houses in empty, fire-evacuated neighborhoods is sure to draw someone's attention. Especially if you're doing it while under the influence
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Caller reports teenagers driving around in police cruiser. Department promises Officer Rock is over 21, a bit flattered
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway, who works for a guy that mocked a disabled reporter, insulted two Gold Star families, and generally bullies anyone he perceives as an enemy, says that we should lead by example in response to bullied middle schooler video
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple is buying Shazam. Microsoft seen eyeing Black Adam
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump denies watching TV after watching TV report on his TV watching
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boxer Stephen Smith almost has ear ripped off, will continue to report on ESPN. (WARNING: Graphic images.)
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Grammy winner and SNL host Chance the Rapper does the weather report at WGN-TV in Chicago ... and his likeability is off the charts
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese cabby does what any quick-thinking hero would do to save a suicidal man, he gets him drunk
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Zinke attacks reports on his use of government helicopters. He's not disputing any of the facts, he's just attacking the fact that news outlets are reporting on it
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Sat December 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turtle to Tangerine: STFU
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Why do autism diagnoses vary by race?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Primary challenger to Paul Ryan has epic night of Twitter fights, tells reporter to 'Eat a bullet'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for Lord's Prayer to be altered as current wording suggests God is capable of leading people "into temptation." Wait, you mean he can't?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
America, it's time to have an honest talk. The pee tape is probably real. Prepare your family accordingly. Keep cash, updated account balances, and important information physically on hand to last a few days for when the internet melts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'll take Computer Crimes for $2000, Alex
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nun walks in on priest sexually abusing 8-year-old girl, so she A) calls the police to report him, B) notifies church officials, or C) calls the girl a whore and breaks her arm
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines report more Farkers are flying than ever before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World's largest Starbucks opens. It is reportedly so big that the next closest Starbucks to it will be 4 blocks away
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian clergy to begin forced conversions of local student population while US authorities do little to stop the spread of sharia law in the region
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thorough investigation by the British Hindsight Department reveals Manchester terror attack could have been stopped
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Media screws-up again
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting came out 20 years ago today and Boston reporters are still giddy with delight
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Smug Scarran Spokeswoman Sanders sets her reptilian gaze upon the meek reporters. Travel bans, "tax reform" and Roy Moore oh my. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1430)
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
Boobies
 
In the 1980s, breast cancer killed white and black women at the same rate. When detection technology got better, only the rate for white women improved. Here's how the ta-tas got even
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Santa Claus whips it out at Holiday Boat Parade
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Viagra factory in Ireland is giving every male in the town, including dogs, non-stop erections
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans led a concerted effort to discredit the nonpartisan agency Joint Committee on Taxation's report on their tax plan, the same agency they have long praised
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New survey finds public trust in media has grown since election. Thanks Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Kelly is too much of a general, and Trump is too much Trump"
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
People who eat forty grams of cheese a day are less likely to have a heart attack
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver delivers hot lead to robber during shoot-out in 10 minutes or less
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Fri December 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report commissioned by the state of Virginia, apparently from the law firm of Romero, Romero and Romero, finds that law enforcement at all levels failed in their response to the Neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville earlier this year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to Flynn, we now know Trump is on tape telling reporters there was no collusion with Russia literally minutes after colluding with Russia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says 70% of American adults shopped over the Thanksgiving weekend. Not to buy any presents, but just to get some time away from the relatives
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some reason Trump is canceling all photo ops and reporter interactions today
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After news of Mike Flynn's plea deal breaks, the President's lawyer, Ty Cobb releases a statement calling him "a former Obama Administration official." Yes, Really. No, this NOT from the Onion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit: fark it, it's not like we ever wanted Northern Ireland as part of the UK to start with
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Long story short: Synopsys upgraded
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Porsche reported stolen in 1991 found at base of steep cliff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you steal a $300,000 Ferrari, don't ask for gas money as that might give you away
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(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Officers called to a suspicious incident in the 600 block of Steamboat Boulevard. A five gallon bucket was propped against the door and the water ran out
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Very long article and video interview with the man who shut down Trump's twitter account. TL;DR Some user reported the account, he processed the request to deactivate it
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report claims 800 million workers will be replaced by machines by 2030, freeing up their hours to spend more time on Fark
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