| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Some Guy) | It is perfectly safe to urinate on a downed powerline (thenewstribune.com) | (65) | |
| (Some Guy) | Just a normal day at the park; birds singing, people walking their dog, naked woman tied to a tree (thenewstribune.com) | (88) | |
| (Eagle Tribune) | If you complain about city-bought office supplies being used in the mayoral campaign, expect to be laid-off when the guy who used them wins (eagletribune.com) | (15) |
| (Eagle Tribune) | Mayor: You're fired. City Council: We say you can't fire him. Mayor: OK, then you're laid off. Here's a box for your stuff (eagletribune.com) | (27) |
| (can you hear me now?) | Nimbies fight installation of cell tower. Inside a church steeple. Where no one can see it (eagletribune.com) | (77) |
| (McClatchy) | Probing of Dicks is over, with happy ending (mcclatchydc.com) | (12) |
| (Some Guy) | Environmentalists seek to wipe out soft toilet paper - or at least put the skids to it (mcclatchydc.com) | (268) |
| (Eagle Tribune) | Class President, straight-A student who is "rather cocky in my intelligence, and ... definitely an intellectual elitist" reveals just how colossally stupid he is (eagletribune.com) | (278) | |
| (Eagle Tribune) | Police start illegal high speed pursuit. City lawyer instinctively blames resulting crash on innocent bystander (eagletribune.com) | (75) |
| (The News Tribune) | If you and a passenger crashed into a river near Tacoma, rescue crews hope to find you and puyallup real soon (blog.thenewstribune.com) | (58) |