Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Pete Doherty praises the British penal system. Heh. Penal  (contactmusic.com)	(2)

(Daily Telegraph)

Gambling GILF grievously gyps guru, galled gaolers grab granny  (dailytelegraph.com.au)

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		Before he died, Corey Haim turned down an offer to appear on "Celebrity Rehab," saying "It's the last show I'd ever do." Yeah, probably  (tmz.com)	(57)
		Surprise! Tax cuts aren't helping Michigan  (google.com)	(293)

(Some Guy)		Man goes to preserve in hopes of catching a glimpse of rare falcon. Instead gets rare glimpse of eagle attacking an adult deer. With awesome pics  (chicagowildlifenews.com)	(92)
		China's "Kingdom of the Little People" theme park is both loved and loathed. In other news,China has a dwarf theme park  (msnbc.msn.com)	(99)

If you're going to tell a guy the vivid details of how you had sex with his ex girlfriend, make sure he's not back together with her. In related news: The Australian term for smashing a glass in someone's face is "glassing"  (news.com.au)

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Lindsay Lohan to write memoir, which follows the Hollywood path of memoir, then music videos for heavy metal bands, followed by several rehab visits, several straight to video movies, a relapse and finally lesbian porn  (contactmusic.com)

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Russian chimp sent to rehab: "The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze"  (msnbc.msn.com)

(42)

(Some Estevez)

CBS and Warner Brothers may sue Charlie Sheen for enterting rehab and halting production on the third-funniest network sitcom Two and a Half Men  (digitalspy.com)

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Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked into rehab, as long as you use a very poetic conception of the word "voluntarily"  (radaronline.com)

(30)

List of America's most miserable cities is in and - Whaaaa? - Detroit is not number 1?  (realestate.yahoo.com)

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Charlie Sheen is off the wagon but refuses to join his crack-addict wife in rehab. He does, however, have a "sober coach" whose job it is to slap the drinks out of his hands  (radaronline.com)

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Two and a half rocks: Turns out that Charlie Sheen's wife is in rehab for crack addiction  (radaronline.com)

(42)

It doesn't matter if you think a female office worker at the Vocational Rehabilitation Office is "digging" you. Don't whip out your erect penis in the waiting room when she comes to get you  (nwfdailynews.com)

(59)

Tiger Woods has left sex rehab, now faces a dismal life of having drunken sex on a huge pile of cash with only his beautiful blonde Swedish wife. Poor guy    (radaronline.com)

(48)

Leif Garrett auditioning for next season of "Celebrity Rehab"  (mtv.com)

(34)

(My Fox Phoenix)

Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and is now a counselo... just kidding, he raped two underaged girls the day he was released and is now looking at 45 years  (myfoxphoenix.com)

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Steven Tyler is "over the worst part" of rehab, which I would take to mean he's out of rehab and free to again drink  (starpulse.com)

(15)

Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood checks into rehab for the eighth time. Keith Richards heard chuckling from the corner, "rookie"  (dailymail.co.uk)

(10)

		Pete Doherty fined for carrying heroin into a courtroom. You know, I'm pretty sure I would throw him in rehab instead of fining him  (contactmusic.com)	(14)
		Charlie Sheen's wife checks into rehab to curb her destructive behaviors like abusing alcohol and marrying Charlie Sheen  (tmz.com)	(17)

Fleeing suspect jumps off NJ Turnpike overpass, resulting in two broken legs, charges of resisting arrest, eluding police, and toll evasion  (nj.com)

(40)

Coolest pics of curious belugas you'll see today  (dailymail.co.uk)

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(Dotnews)

After toothpaste defense fails, senator reportedly crestfallen  (dotnews.com)

(34)

(Some Guy)

Finally, someone apologizes for AOL  (independent.ie)

(42)

The next time you think about complaining about how bad you have it, just remember this: Double-amputee skydiving champion. (w/ awesome pics)  (mirror.co.uk)

(54)

		Steven Tyler enters rehab again. One more stamp on his membership card and he's eligible for a free stay  (people.com)	(34)
		Family that lives 18 miles from ocean finds baby seal in their yard, decides to consider it a Christmas present and name it Rudolph. "It looked like a huge slimy cat" (pics)  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(57)

Swallow rehab for chicks. This could also work for boobies and tits  (mirror.co.uk)

(57)

(Some Guy)

20 years ago, baby boomers were snickering at the 'I've fallen and I can't get up' commercials. Now they're living it  (healthzone.ca)

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World's fattest hedgehog is successfully losing weight at St Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital through an intensive program of swimming and running. We know how you like to be appraised of important hedgie news (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Robert Downey Jr. became a drug addict by "accident." Oh, is that how it works?  (contactmusic.com)

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Jason Siegel spotted leaving Lindsay Lohan's Big hOuse On saTurdaY morning, so now people aCtuALLy think they're dating  (starpulse.com)

(52)

Umaga has a match with the Undertaker. Not that undertaker. The real one  (tmz.com)

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Amy Winehouse will not remarry her estranged ex-husband, marking the first time she's done something sensible in over three years  (contactmusic.com)

(12)

I don't care if she is Brazilian, there's "hittable crazy", then there's "set fire to a transvestite over a missing handbag" crazy. You've got to draw the line somewhere  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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