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Sun May 29, 2016
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 88, headlined by undefeated Thomas Almeida vs undefeated Cody Garbrandt. Also former champ Renan Barao vs Jeremy Stephens. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, FS1 main card at 9 PM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anyone else think that people who call themselves "introverts" are just socially awkward whiners who can't deal with life?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My bff has a wonderful husband that she is suspicious of and doesn't appreciate. She just called and 'forbade' me from meeting him for lunch. What do you do when someone you care about starts to self-destruct?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2016 World Cup of Darts to be held in Frankfurt next week, featuring greatest darts players from 32 nations around the world. As usual for any World Cup, European nations expect to win cup while USA expects to win participation trophy
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Dale Jr. fully supports his brother's plans to market homes with the "Earnhardt Collection" brand. How they're going to design a subdivision with all left turns is a trade secret
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The prelude to the Ironbutt 1261 begins at Charlotte Motor Speedway when the NASCAR Xfinity Series takes to the track for an afternoon of basically watching Cup guys practice for Sunday at the Hisense 300. Coverage begins at 2 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The only things worse than secret laws enforced by secret courts are the secret provisions in the secret bills that have yet to become secret laws
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Statue of Liberty stands in New Jersey's water, the McFarthest Spot in the country is in Nevada's Sheldon National Antelope Refuge, Point Roberts, Washington can only be accessed via Canada, and other weird locations in the United States
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dental software researcher reports security vulnerability, gets raided by FBI. This is not a drill
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Fri May 27, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police responded to reports of a nude man with bells tied 'round his genitals running around Salt Lake
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC legal experts call for ethics probe of state legislatures shaking down businesses who oppose discrimination
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
40 years ago this week, the "Judgment of Paris" shattered France's image as king of high-quality wine, as wine experts in blind tasting deemed America great, or at least the California part
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
The countdown starts again as SpaceX goes for three-if-by-sea landings in a row. Magic 8 Ball says: Weather is iffy. Live feed links in thread, launch scheduled for 2:39pm Pacific/5:39pm Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Broncos GM and legendary QB John Elway tries desperately to convince sportswriters, and possibly himself, that he's cool with going into the season with Buttfumble under center
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"I know, let's ruin Game of Thrones by over-analyzing it and comparing it to The Bible and all sorts of resurrection stories"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Experts from the No Duh Institute of Obviousness say just to be safe this summer, you probably shouldn't let your dog swim in a lake that's covered in clouds of floating green slime
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Some Hoser)
 
 
 
Canadian soccer nuts realize dream of viable Canadian Premier League could depend on their southern neighbours. "There is an almost endless sea of US sports channels that might be interested in a high-level North American-based soccer league"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
TSA switftly deals with reports of airport intruders - by suppressing the reports
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign praises Reince Priebus for his leadership efforts
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Short runways, steep take-offs and train tracks that cross paths with planes. Behold the world's most extreme and scary airports
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Could Alzheimer's stem from infections? Experts say it makes sense, but forget how they came about to that conclusion
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bible-thumping evangelist shows up at high school, starts yelling at students "You watch too much MTV, gangster music, and you live for the devil. Some of you even smoke pot; it's time to repent." Wait, teens watch MTV?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi to experience the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, just like so many American sports legends before him
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(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 6: Sharks have two more chances to win this series, but only this one to win the internet and only this one to do it at home. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE *SHARKS IN 6* and it starts at 9 PM ET
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do you still have an unused Sports Authority gift card? Well, it's the fourth quarter and the clock is ticking
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out the group fighting the legalizing of marijuana in Arizona is being supported by **dramatic pause** the alcohol industry. "I'll take money from anyone who supports our position"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins winning the hearts and minds of South Floridians by suing season ticket holders
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(Network World)
 
 
 
To fix long security checkpoint lines, kick the TSA out of airports
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(Fantasy Movie League)
 
 
 
Can we get more Farkers playing? Will someone throw in a TF subscription as a prize? Does anyone want to go to summer movies? "Fantasy Movie League" summer season starts this week, let's get the Fark league back hoppin'
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Former-LucasArts designer offers to buy Monkey Island IP from Disney, accuses them of fighting like a dairy farmer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
WHO warns the world is ill-prepared to handle pandemics, except for Madagascar, which only has to close their ports
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Raptors even the series with the Cavaliers at 2-2. Old, cranky sportswriters sharpen their pitchforks and prepare their annual "LeBron Is Not Clutch" pieces
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(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady won't let Deflategate ruling lie, starts unprecedented third season of controversy by getting lawyers to ask for new hearing before fully inflated panel of 13 Circuit Court judges
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Mon May 23, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You can tell when the Summer Beach Season starts when people start falling off beachfront hotel balconies
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop wasting money on your cell phone. Sorry, iPhone users, you fail before the list even starts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela is running out of sugar. U.S. chefs begin changing all their recipes to just equal parts of salt and fat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns walk out as champion? Shall Roman overcome the odds? Can this underdog find a way to win? Is there any hope for Roman? I really hope Roman wins. I dunno what I would do if he lost. WWE Extreme Rules, starts at 7PM with a pre-show
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Drake inexplicably has two things at #1 on the Billboard charts
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Angry Birds knocks Civil War off its perch with $39.4 million. Neighbors 2 debuts at #3 with $22.8 million while The Nice Guys lands soft at #5 with $11 million. George Clooney and Julia Roberts' Money Monster thuds to #6 with $6.9 million
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
Canadian sports site exec explains why he has 45 employees devoted to esports. "I watch League of Legends the same way I watch basketball or the UFC. So we want to treat it the same"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Rain has put a damper on the NASCAR Sprint All-Star weekend in Charlotte, but they're still determined to get 2016's running of The Winston going, even at the slightly later time of 9 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a NASCAR doubleheader at Charlotte when the 25 drivers who didn't win compete in the Winston Open for a chance at making the All-Star Race, followed by the Truck Series kids playing the NC Education Lottery 200. It all starts at 11am ET on FS1
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
New email newsletter that explains sports to non-fans reports it already has 50,000 subscribers who don't watch sportsball games and probably don't even OWN a TV but want to chitchat about something besides the weather
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Fri May 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Put on your headphones and listen to an hour of rock radio from 1981 (complete with traffic reports)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Compassionate conservative televangelist Pat Robertson says drug addicts who "won't work or get treatment should be left to starve to death." Just like Jesus would want
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Parts of Cher turn 70 today. A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
High school sends students wearing Haitian flag t-shirts home. On Haitian Flag Day
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Experts agree, Zangief sucks ... again ... more than ever before
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The same "expert" who vetted Sarah Palin as VP for John McCain is promising a repeat of that stellar selection for Donald Trump. So, Phil Robertson or Ted Nugent?
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos: Anyone want to buy the Sports Authority name on our stadium? ***crickets***
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Officials try to get a handle on wayward shopping carts (w/SFW pics)
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
McCrory's response to cancellations of NC venues is to resist cancellations. I can only assume he plans to march North Carolina's army into other states and capture sports teams and entertainment acts to force them to perform
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Danish scientists want to fight cow farts with oregano, because global warming. "Nobody is quite sure how such a high dosage of oregano could affect the taste of milk or meat"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Four firefighters are accused of making fake calls to 911 with emergency reports just to they can cruise around town in their spiffy fire truck
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New map charts rate that New Orleans is sinking
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC Sports Group Pressbox)
 
 
 
NBC Sports crows about record overnight ratings for Championship Sunday, will air rescheduled Old Trafford game live this Tuesday on MSNBC as unexpected cherry on EPL sundae
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines offers bug bounty -- 1,000,000 miles for verified security flaws -- then reports the miles to the IRS as income at $.02 per mile if you actually succeed
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's alien farts, but... it's alien farts
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Pearce conquers the Tropicana Field catwalk and catches a ricocheting popup ... despite the architectural feature's best efforts of denial
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's launches Orange Crush and A&W Root Beer flavored Pop-Tarts. Because what better way to get kids off to a good start than with the idea that a nutritious breakfast begins by combining pastries with soft drinks?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama trashes Trump at Democratic Party indoctrination center: "When our leaders just make stuff up, when actual experts are dismissed as elitists, then we've got a problem"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight is your chance to interact with Homer Simpson LIVE... Yes, it's still on... Yep, Sundays... I dunno, some kind of gimmick or something. Episode airs at 8pm ET, gimmick starts around 8:25 or so
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian sports minister does about face and admits their athletes were doping, saying that he's "ashamed of them." On a related note, his funeral is scheduled for next week
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Tighten your lug nuts, don't say anything to hurt Lil' Brian's feelings, and bet on the Horsie in the #2 when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Dover Downs to celebrate the Dillon Brothers at the AAA 400 Drive for Autism, 1pm ET on Fox Sports 1
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay, fashionistas - Why do men and women's shirts button up on different sides?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue dog alerts family to dangerous snake near their daughter, then takes the snakebites meant for the daughter. Florida tag takes a backseat for a more proper tag to honor the dog
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Phoney-Trump-gate continues as audio experts weigh in on the controversy. When is Congress going to conduct hearings?
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Sat May 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racing in the month of May means one thing, Indianapolis. Before we watch the greatest spectacle in racing, we have the warm up of the Grand Prix of Indianapolis. Coverage starts at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Google is offering $20/hour to people willing to spend 6-8 hours a day working as human crash test dummies in the deserts of Arizona. And you thought self-driving cars couldn't create jobs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama sorority sisters find image for their "spring formal" t-shirts via Google. What could possibly go wrong? "In selecting the T-shirt, we failed to focus on the specific images in the design"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember those caricature athlete T-shirts in the 1980s? Well this is their story
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, a company skipped installing $9.16 in plastic parts and got charged with 110 counts of manslaughter
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The kids have a strict bedtime this weekend and need to win a plush Miles the Monster before they go night night as the NASCAR Truck Series hits Dover for the JACOB Companies 200. Coverage begins at a surprisingly early 5:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I was doing well with this article about Paul Ryan's efforts to find common ground with Donald Trump until I got to the line, "Ryan is widely regarded as a thought leader in his party," and then I ha ha ha gigglesnort oh no there it goes hahahahhee
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
For the 35th year in a row, Japan reports fewer children and more elderly people. There's your birth control
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iFixit 64 Bit Driver Kit. Screwdrivers of all shapes and sizes to take your electronics apart and get to the cool parts. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The ultimate guide to deep-fried British food, "undeniably one of the most joyful parts of Britain's cookery landscape." Everyone knows fish & chips and the Mars bar, but have you sampled the squibs or chipshakes?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." -- Happy Feynman Day
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sometimes under the right conditions, contrails DO shoot unicorn farts from a jetliner. Sometimes
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Yarrr, here be Dragons: watch live as the SpaceX/Dragon CRS-8 Cargo Craft says "Fark You, You're Cool, Fark You, I'm Out" to the ISS and heads back home. NASA-TV coverage of release starts at 9am Eastern/6am Pacific
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's suddenly pops up to take over Sports Authority
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(Blunt)
 
 
 
The latest fad in Facebook trolling? Posting announcements for fake concerts and having LOLZ at the morans who actually show up. Really, who would turn down the chance to see Metallica with Sum41 at a local Sonic drive in
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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"80-year-old lovebirds tie the knot" - well, yeah, when your body parts are that droopy, they are easy to get entangled
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farts against heroin
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
They say each and every Journey starts with a single recall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports radio host questions if Kevin James is a true Mets fan. Paul Blart calls in to say you can mock his movies, weight, and career, but never question his faith, family or loyalty to the Mets
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Sun May 08, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Morning MMA: UFC Fight Night 87, live from Rotterdam, with Alistair Overeem vs Andrei Arlovski and Bigfoot Silva vs Stephan Struve. Fight Pass prelims at 10:30 AM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at noon ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 2 PM ET
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
After website reports on a questionable $240,000 civil asset forfeiture case, DHS is now investigating the person who posted a snarky comment about the story. Politics tab last seen running for cover
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman on airplane reports suspicious dark skinned man writing in code on piece of paper. Plane delayed 2 hours while crew figures out it was Italian-born Ivy League Economics professor doing math equations. Dumbass, facepalm, stupid tags collide
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(Some Judge)
 
 
 
Maybe we should worry less about whether the internet is going dark, and more about whether the courts are going dark
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Doughnut merchant arrested after driving into crowd gathered at rival Hurts Donuts' ambulance foodtruck: "You hate to see it come to that, It's just doughnuts"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a bunch of false starts and a caution clock or two, the NASCAR Truck Series season finally begins in earnest as Itchy, Norm, and the foetuses head to Kansas Speedway for the Toyota Tundra 250, 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
U.S. Geological Survey reports earthquake swarms at Mount St. Helens. This is a repeat from 1980
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Robert Reich: He supports Sanders, is unsure about Clinton and he's helping to turn his Facebook followers into policy wonks. What do you think?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The FBI gave surveillance equipment to local police only if they agreed to use parallel construction so the courts never learned about it
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"OK Google, when is my package arriving?" BEEP "Fabio the postman was 5 miles from his destination. The noon day sun beat down upon him, causing rivulets of sweat to drip down his golden chest. He was thankful to be wearing shorts that day"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Metro to be replaced by donkey carts and rickshaws in latest attempt to improve safety and on-time performance
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Sinkhole de Mayo starts early in New Orleans
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Campaign finance experts comment on allegations of money laundering by Hillary Victory Fund: "We're not saying they're laundering money, but they're laundering money"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Extremely rare 1,100 carat diamond to bring $70 million at auction, or in Los Angeles Lakers terms, approximately four courtside seats
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Largest newspaper in Canada reports $50m loss. Subby not helping by posting link to their competition
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated... naked
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Film short about disabled puppy wins hearts, 59 awards, job offers from Disney
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A year ago, political experts said that Donald Trump was a joke and he would never win. Today, they are as quiet and ashamed as the audience at Batman V Superman. Sanders fans, meanwhile, are as excited and proud as an audience at Ant-Man
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Hey. You know that sports radio guy you hate? Well, FS1 is developing a new show with him and the sports writer guy you hate
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Experts say Zika virus birth defects may be the "Tip of the Iceberg." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies charge man of many parts... goat parts
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts made a boat load of money for "Mother's Day", probably more than the movie's likely to gross considering the critical reaction. Good for her
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yes, Mile High Stadium's naming rights are up for grabs after Sports Authority goes bankrupt. If only there were a clever way to use "Mile High" along with a Colorado based business to make for a good name joke
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sports Authority goes belly up. Coming soon, UFIA Field at Mile High
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man, Bostonians do *not* like hosting sporting events from corrupt sports organizations
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're the man sprinkling an unknown liquid on the food carts inside a Whole Foods Store, the FBI really wants to have a word with you
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If we don't let tobacco companies sponsor sports events, why are we still okay with them plastering their names all over arts events? This link brought to you by Fark.com's Entertainment Tab and the Kool Filtered Taste™ of Kools
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Sat April 30, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Newspaper reports gas hitting the largest daily increase in price since March 29 [Stupid] 8/10ths of a cent
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox News national security "Expert" (as in at least 76 appearances on Fox) pleads guilty to being a complete fraud. This is no way affects the reputation of other Fox News experts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rawlings unveils new catcher's gear for Atlantic League, featuring team-branded chest protectors, shin guards and colorful masks. "The idea was to visualize baseball catchers as goaltenders in hockey, arguably the coolest position in all of sports"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The West side of the second round starts tonight with the Blues in Dallas in the late game and then Sharks host the Preds in the really late game. Hey you can sleep in tomorrow... 8:00 & 10:30ET
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Science just witnessed space farts
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New Chinese sportswear company to be sued by Under Armour in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Read the only legal brief ever filed in US courts containing Klingon. lupDujHomwIj lute gharghmey
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Jared Goff be selected number one overall or will somebody else be going to L.A.? Did your team make the right pick? Will there be any more trades? Here is your 2016 NFL Draft Day One thread, draft starts at 8:00 PM ET
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
No matter what sports debate show you're watching, it'll look and sound exactly like this
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oil field service giant Schlumberger announces another merger, still needs you to finish your TPS reports and come in on Saturday
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
RadioShack imports a new CEO from Australia in hopes of bringing the company up from down under
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hasterts move on to next round
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling gives a piece of his mind about ESPN, saying they employ some of the biggest racists in sports commenting
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your new favorite sport combines full-contact martial arts with electronic Kevlar armor. And weapons
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Play collegiate sports? Then no privacy for you, citizen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Okay, so the new Top Gear might not completely suck. At least the parts with Matt LeBlanc
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times finds a lot to talk about in this FARK headline: "Court of Appeals saves Boston-area sports radio for the next five months by reinstating Tom Brady's DeflateGate suspension"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders starts to lay down his last cards, name drops Elizabeth Warren as possible VP pick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince had no will, which hopefully means we'll be able to start seeing a lot of his work including '80s live concerts up on YouTube as soon as the ownership of his intellectual property changes hands
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Men read horrible tweets directed at female sportswriters, on camera, to the women they were written about. Yikes
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to combine two disgustingly sweet calorie bombs together? Well you're in luck because there are now 'Orange Crush' and 'A&W Root Beer' flavored Pop Tarts
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson thinks all feminists want to do is "throw some parade and march around topless." Well, at least we know his fetish
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the latest chapter of UNCheats: New NCAA report seems to magically overlook the UNC Basketball and Football programs and now is focusing their efforts on the athletic cash cows of Womens Basketball and Soccer instead
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's personal assistant killed in ATV accident on Rock's property. Early reports are saying he up jumped the boogie
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Japan relies on 7-Eleven to lead earthquake relief efforts. "Americans may think of convenience stores as a place to buy cigarettes, overpriced milk, and over-salted refined pork products. In Japan, they're more akin to neighborhood centers"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent interview ranges over all sorts of topics, including bathroom bills, poison mold, and The Planet of the Apes Cuckoo's Nest Clockwork Orange, whatever that is
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals saves Boston-area sports radio for the next five months by reinstating Tom Brady's DeflateGate suspension
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Sun April 24, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Scotland's Muslim population is integrating better, and less attracted to ISIS, than in other European countries, thanks to local political culture embracing similar ideals about men in skirts killing each other over matters of clan
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Powered adjustable height desk, so easy you just push a button. Sit or stand while you work. Pricey, but useful. Share your plans and parts list for DIY if you like it but can't quite swing the cost. (Sponsored Link)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night short track racing under the lights as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Richmond International Raceway for... wait, what? It's a daytime race? In Richmond? Hmm... Well, either way, the Toyota Owners 400 starts at 1pm ET on Fox
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
That strangest hockey play you remember...it was probably in a game 6 overtime. With 3 game 6's today there's a good chance accepted laws of society, justice & even basic physics go sideways before we're done. Goonjuice must flow. It all starts at 12pm ET
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Much like pornography since the late 1990s, the NASCAR Xfinity Series is totally Buschless for a change. So sit back and enjoy the ToyotaCare 250 from Richmond International Raceway at 12:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, assuming it doesn't rain
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who's Roger Daltrey starts off shaming AC/DC for replacing singer Brian Johnson, goes on to insult the entire continent of Australia. Makes you appreciate Pete Townshend for putting up with him all these years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to explain the Leicester City FC fairytale to your sports-loving American friends. In US terms, Leicester is the equivalent of Wichita, New Orleans, or Belle Fourche, SD. And LCFC is Donald Trump
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Student gets punched in the head a dozen times by a bully and is sidelined from sports due to concussion protocol. He's also suspended from school for trying to push the bully away. Zero tolerance
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Thu April 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals to back off policy of not allowing "try not to suck" t-shirts at Busch, because it's not like this is Target Field where those shirts would be REALLY offensive
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Harvard law student's erudite question for Middle Eastern politician: why are you so smelly? Bonus: efforts to cover up who asked question well underway
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Another action-filled night in the NHL Playoffs with Detroit @ Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh @ New York, Anaheim @ Nashville, and Chicago @ St. Louis. First puck drops at 7pm ET, the late game starts at a slightly more reasonable 9:30pm ET
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(Vox)
 
 
 
American liberals need to stop huffing their own farts before they create the perfect storm of self-satisfaction that destroys the country
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The second trailer for WARCRAFT has dropped and it has more magic, more warfare, and more giant castles to drool over before the movie comes out. Now please look away while I adjust my shorts
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Why 'Buy American' hurts America. Here comes the comparative advantage
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
IBM reports its sixteenth straight quarter of losses and their worst revenue in 14 years. Watson voluntarily checks into rehab
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 572: "Artsy-Fartsy 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Deaf lawyers to Chief Justice Roberts: (We file this motion to request permission to argue cases before the Supreme Court) Chief Justice Roberts to Deaf lawyers: (Your motion is granted)
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Drunk admin deletes sports tab
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artsy agriculture
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Here's a lesson for all Philadelphia sports teams - don't give your fans items they can throw"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Costco and Sam's Club? According to Consumer Reports, not much at all, except Costco sells some better quality stuff that you didn't need in the first place
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will runners find heartbreak on Heartbreak Hill? Will Kenyans dominate like every other year? Will you take a drink after every "Boston Strong" mention? This is YOUR 2016 Boston Marathon Thread. Coverage starts at 8:30am ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 16, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Obama is one of us: his 2015 tax return reports his lowest income since 2004
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The streets of Long Beach are alive with noise as the sports cars take to the track. This is your Bubba Burger Sports Car Grand Prix of Long Beach discussion thread at 7pm EDT on Fox Sports 2 unless preempted by womens rhythmic gymnastics
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Marines, the few, the proud... the now strained and desperate borrowers of jet museum parts so they can serve America
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If you have a couple hours to waste, you can watch Kyle Busch dominating yet another NASCAR Busch Series race this weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway's Kyle Busch Glider Kits 300, 12:30 PM on Fox Sports 1
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Fri April 15, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist averts death by slip sliding away
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say wine o'clock is a real thing and not just the hour when subby starts submitting headlines to Fark
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Wed April 13, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Chinese courts hear first same-sex marriage case, refuse marriage license. Don't they realize NCAA may reconsider hosting Division I basketball tournament games there?
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper puts an emoji sticker on his bat to symbolize both the hundred career home runs he is chasing and the number of old sports writers who will hunch over their typewriters and weep when they see it
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 worst sports mascots in history. Come for Chuck the Condor, stay for the Crazy Crab
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
German sports cars are known to be the best in the world. Therefore, the best selling sports car in Germany last month was....the Ford Mustang?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cracked.com acquired for $39 million by Scripps. Purchase price could easily be paid in a lump sum, but instead will be split into two parts
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Governor sells T-shirts for $45 to pay off campaign debt, but he can't guarantee color or size. He suggests using them for crafts
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Coca-Cola cup holders installed on supermarket shopping carts are "only to be used with Coca-Cola products"
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fans watching baseball on Fox Sports will soon be swamped with campaign ads, as candidates discover no one watches TV news. "Most home team games are the No. 1 prime-time program. Everybody - mothers, fathers, daughters, grandparents - is watching"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Human body parts found in Seattle home recycling bin. What sick monster does something like that? Those clearly belong into the compost bin
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC Sports expects ratings bonanza for NHL playoffs this season, thanks to all-American Stanley Cup field with zero Canadian teams to threaten viewership
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Making three hole-in-ones on the same hole in the final round of the Masters is rare. However making one by banking your shot off an opponent's ball is just off the charts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls in New Zealand told to wear longer skirts to 'stop distracting male staff'
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Game glitch in grand final costs eSports star $75,000
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Experts warn that self driving cars are scary. Experts also warn that most people who are legally allowed to drive are also scary
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK surveillance agency on reports that they prevented the leak of one of the Harry Potter books: "We don't comment on our defence against the dark arts"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series is under the lights tonight as they welcome all Steers and Michael Waltrips to Texas Motor Speedway for the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300 to try to stop Kyle Busch. Coverage begins at 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 2 at Augusta finds a familiar name at the top. The wind will be up and it's time to separate the contenders from the pretenders. Streaming starts at 9:37am EDT and ESPN coverage begins at 3:00pm EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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Thu April 07, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
It's day one at Augusta and the field is full, with one notable exception. Arnie didn't make the starting group this year. Streaming starts at 9:30am EDT and ESPN coverage begins at 3:00pm EDT A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
How broke is the Bay Area Rapid Transit? So broke they have to purchase parts on eBay
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Check out the most dangerous race in all of sports: The Palestine Marathon
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baseball stadiums race to make the most outrageous hot dog (w/ pics). Today's main bout features Sports tab vs. Business tab, the undercard is Obvious tag vs. Sick tag. There will be no true winners
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the first day of the UEFA Champion League Quarter Finals. Bayern Munich hosts Benfica while Atlético Madrid travels to Barcelona. Action starts at 2:45 PM EDT
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Like the typical reaction of a rejected teenager, North Carolina blurts out "Yeah, well, you're just Gay, Pal"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy court permits Sports Authority to hold a winter fire sale
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts: "Hey, you shouldn't blockade SCOTUS nominees. It makes people think justices are partisan." Senator Grassley: "Its that kind of liberal thinking that got us in this mess"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's thread
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Tue April 05, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kitty Genovese's murderer has died in prison. Preliminary coroner's reports indicate that millions of his blood cells stood around and did nothing while a clot brutally blocked his heart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China announces a ban on mining imports from North Korea. No word on how soon the ocean gets nuked in retaliation
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Using proxy buttocks made of pig parts, a team of Canadian archaeologists has determined that the earliest known injuries caused by buckshot occurred during a battle in the War of 1812"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"If you were in a lightsaber duel, both you and your opponent would have body parts vaporised in a single clash"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's 'Sports Brawl With Weapons' is brought to you by junior golf
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Google can now teach you what all sorts of animals sound like, at least in English
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart sells T-shirts with University of Maryland logo superimposed on map of Massachusetts. Then it gets weird
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You can buy all sorts of amazing souvenirs in the markets of Rome when vacationing, but you should probably pass on the human skulls
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Sun April 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reporters: We have confidential reports that Clinton is going to be grilled by the FBI, this R serious scandal. Clinton: News to me, FBI hasn't said shiat about setting up an interview
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports ranks 10 worst new cars. It's gonna be a rough ride
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy's vibrating on the pole, and NASCAR is going to cluck their tongues at what Matt Kenseth did to him last time they were at Martinsville while gleefully using footage of the incident to promote the STP 500. Green flag drops at 1:15 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Baseball starts today with three games on the schedule. St. Louis at Pittsburgh at 1 pm ET on ESPN, Toronto at Tampa Bay at 4 pm on ESPN2, and a World Series rematch with the Mets at KC at 8:30 pm on ESPN. It's your 2016 MLB Opening Day thread
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Will the Oklahoma score Sooner than Villanova? Or will the 'Cats go Wild? Will the Orange of Syracuse or the blue and white of the Tar Heels advance to the big dance? This is your Fark NCAA Final Four live discussion thread. Starts 6 pm EDT TNT/TBS
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(Formula E)
 
 
 
Will the cars survive California streets, will the fans notice these aren't Indy Cars? This is your official Formula E ePrix of Long Beach discussion thread. Coverage starts on 6:30PM EST on FoxSports 1
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series is back for its only race in a two month span when Norm and the kids hit the legendary short track at Martinsville for the Alpha Energy Solutions 250, 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' producers shoot down reports that Season 6 was changed due to online outrage over female storylines: 'Not one word' of scripts influenced 'in any way.' So there
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
"Lana... Lana.... LANA" "WHAT?" "The new season of Archer starts tonight at 10:00 PM EDT..... and danger zone"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Fan Duel, Draft Kings announce they will suspend all wagering on college sports after a meeting with the NCAA in which colleges expressed horror than anyone might be PROFITING off the athletic exhibitions staged by their amateur scholar-athletes
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Cities found to be home to populations of super-smart raccoons: "We've devised all sorts of ways of protecting our garbage, which all fail"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A collection of defaced property featuring the work of graffiti terrorist Banksy is up for auction, and experts believe it will bring in $500,000
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kanye West claims The Life of Pablo streamed 250,000,000 times in ten days, though experts believe he inflated the number by 249,999,990
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Search and rescue doesn't mind going and getting you if you climb a mountain and get stuck in a blizzard. Unless you're wearing shorts and the only thing you brought is a selfie stick
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(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
The Court-ordered monitor who is supposed to ensure HSBC is not laundering money..again..is just a wee bit suspicious of the loans it made to a company exporting mini-skirts to Iran, and the customer who used a garbage bag of cash to open an account
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Here's how much money sports team owners are giving to the 2016 candidates
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for protesting at a government hearing into Arizona's voting problems is also charged with assault because the officer patting him down for weapons pricked his finger on an open safety pin hanging from his shorts
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends co-host asks Tim Tebow if he'd consider running for public office, because there is not enough hate already in the Politics and Sports tabs
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(Some Drought-Stricken Laker)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here are some courtside Utah chicks sniffing Kobe Bryant's armbands
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers performing necropsies on sperm whales washed up on the beach discover their stomachs contain fishing nets, car parts, plastic buckets, wooden puppet, crickets
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Washington nuclear plant unexpectedly shuts down, reports are the situation is not critical, no kaiju spotted within 500 miles
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Mon March 28, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins have a heck of an injury list to shorten before the 2016 NFL Season starts
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Capitol and White House on lockdown after reports of guns saving lives in Capitol Visitor Center
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On Brussels, Bernie says "We have got to improve our efforts to make sure it does not happen again." In other words, he's a lefty that wants us to be the global police. My how times have changed
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Hogwarts' new IT guy has a blog. Accio laughter
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Fri March 25, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Signed pair of Chris Christie's gym shorts goes for sale on eBay. Web traffic comes to a halt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Glasgow Iman who praised a terrorist says he was just "misunderstood," and by misunderstood he means he totally supports terrorists who murder people
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Thu March 24, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sweet 16 starts now, this is your thread to talk about how much Duke sucks
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
59,000 Utah Republicans registered for online voting for the state's primary. Political experts completely shocked that there are 59,000 people in Utah who have internet access
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Japan, blowgun darts are still the preferred way of getting zebras off golf courses (Warning: Some images are graphic)
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The caesarian litter of cheetahs that captured our hearts has lost their mother, but fortunately dog is love
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA is launching a Atlas V Cygnus supply rocket tonight that they hope will catch fire after delivery (in a controlled manner). Coverage starts at 10pm EDT with a launch window at 11:05pm EDT or so
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Left wing nutjobs are as humorless as their right wing counterparts. In other news, water is still wet
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Dish unveils "sports bar" mode to let subscribers with Hopper 3 DVRs watch four different games at once. Bring your own peanuts and drunken unsupported sports opinions
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a spy drama where a retired agent gets killed in his suburban home by people who are never seen, you never see how the local newspaper reports it the next day. Here's how
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Panel of experts can overrule public vote for Boaty McBoatface as ex-First Sea Lord Admiral Baron West of Spithead GCB, DSC, PC, says stop that it's silly
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Sun March 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham admits that the results of years of GOP efforts would be, "An absolute, utter disaster for the Republican Party, and destroy conservatism as we know it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The London Derby on Saturday. The Manchester & Tyne-Wear Derbies on Sunday. These are just a few of the weekend fixtures. Saturday kicks off at 7:45 am EDT with Everton hosting Arsenal; Sunday starts at 8:30. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
1,000 miles, 7 deserts, 7 weeks. Can this runner do it?
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Sat March 19, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Live from Australia, UFC Fight Night 85, with Mark Hunt vs Frank Mir. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Legal experts crunch the numbers of Hulk Hogan's $115 million judgment to see how much he'll realistically get, and yes, there's significant shrinkage
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
This week on a very special episode, the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Auto Club Speedway in Fontucky California to learn about blood disorders and prescription drugs that aren't dick pills at the TreatMyClot.com 300, 4 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL is busy this fine Saturday with a slate of ELEVEN games. It starts with the Battle of Pennsylvania and doesn't end until 10:30 ET with Bruins @ Kings. Brace yourselves, goonjuice is coming
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Fri March 18, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The "experts" at CNBC predict Sanders voters will become Trump voters if Hillary wins. Also, Cammy, from Street Fighter, is a real person and she'll be joining me for dinner tomorrow
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Hold my spitter. Which greasy skid of spare parts is tough enough to green-light this treasure trove of Canadian comebacks, eh?
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Chipotle warns investors that they are going to feel like they have eaten at one of their restaurants when they see the company's earning reports
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Experts warn about self-driving cars, "someone is gonna die". Well, thank God that never happens with people-driven cars
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Tue March 15, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dr. Ric Romero of the AMA reports that most people who get measles in the U.S. weren't vaccinated
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good: Hillary Clinton picks up former Trump supporter. Bad: KKK Trump supporter. Worse: Because he supports her "secret agenda", wink wink
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian military begins withdrawal from the parts of Syria that Putin doesn't want
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Giant farts created Bermuda Triangle because science
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cokie Roberts clarifies NPR's role as Liberal Propagandist
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gogi Grant, who was a giant killer of sorts after knocking Elvis Presley off the top spot with 'The Wayward Wind', dies at age 91
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England's soccer weekend starts early with FA Cup action on Friday night, followed by a weekend of FA Cup for some, EPL for others, and half-time meat pies for everybody
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson starts Twitter war over cat penises and duck vaginas. Looks like we've got a badass over here
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Either Canadians are a bunch of sex perverts, or our fetishes are entirely normal
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen (and anyone else) start your clownshoes. It is time for the opening event of the 2016 Indycar season with the Grand Prix of St. Petersburg. Race coverage starts at 12:30pm EDT on ABC
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Sat March 12, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Warriors and Blazers combine to score the most 3 pointers in a game in NBA history, Oscar Robertson not impressed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Russia, married couples do everything together. Including getting banned from sports for doping
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(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round five of Formula E championship with the Grand Prix of Mexico. Race is scheduled to be of Fox Sports 1 with green around 5pm ET but may be bumped to Fox Sports 2 or preempted due to basketball or soccer or something knowing Fox
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We're a month out from the playoffs, it's time for teams to put up or tee it up. The puck drops on the early games at 1:00pm EST, followed by nap time, and then the main action starts prime time. This is your last day of Standard Time NHL thread
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Hearts without morals shall be punished" declares modern-day samurai patrolling Tokyo's streets to fight against the evils of littering
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hot felon in the city...stealing hearts, gettin' plenty
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Hey eSports athlete, are you the best eSports athlete in the world? "Yes"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Austin.com)
 
 
 
The Texas 'taco war' between Austin and San Antonio is escalating to a 'taco summit.' Experts predict 'taco apocalypse' before year's end
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The West Wing actors reunite to bring attention to the mistreatment of Veterans, call for massive nationwide courts for national Veterans treatment
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Round of 16 starts its 2nd leg at 2:45 PM EST with Gent at Wolsburg, Roma at Real Madrid. On Wednesday, Benfica at Zenit starts at noon, PSG in Stamford Bridge at 2:45 PM EST. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kennedy Center inserts Q-Tip in patrons' ear canals
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Tue March 08, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are using genetically engineered mice to determine the best way to kill some of the bad parts of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated lists the 100 Greatest Moments in the history of sports
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Calling all baseball trivia experts: 43 years ago this week, the first DH in MLB history made an appearance. Who was it?
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Mon March 07, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
At this point, we should probably just assume there are more FBI agents than perverts on the dark web. Admittedly, there may be some overlap, especially if you consider the ones that run the child porn servers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Greg Nicotero breaks down the chilling ending to "Not Tomorrow Yet," which starts with Carol baking cookies and ends with [SPOILERS]. Dammit, now I want cookies
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ralph Gilbertsen says the CIA has been stalking him for two decades. He believes in Bigfoot. He has seen a UFO. And he wants his guns back
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The best tailgate party in America might be the ones that pop along the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race trail. "It's a lot of fun. Just drinking beer, eating food and duck farts"
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl farts
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Sat March 05, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 196, with Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz, and Holly Holm vs Meisha Tate. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card on pay-per-view at 10 PM ET
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rejoice, fellow Fark Bronies and Pegasisters, for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 6 starts March 26
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Once again the NASCAR Xfinity Series has more cars entered to race than the Cup series as the stars of Buschfinitywide hit Las Vegas Motor Speedway for the Boyd Gaming 300, 4 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airports at Harrisburg and Newark have the highest ticket prices. Apparently people will pay whatever it takes to get out of Pennsylvania and New Jersey
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With millennials earning no more than their cohorts did 30 years ago, study suggests they should indulge their retro tendencies, and get involved in changing public policy to permit "collective bargaining" and forming "unions"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theory No.525,824 concerning the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 disappearance: All these plane parts that are showing up in different places are being planted by aliens
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New U.S. commander named to take over the Afghanistan war. Which in the sports world would be the equivalent to being named head coach of the Cleveland Browns
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News says there's "no credence" to reports that they've quit on Marco Rubio, says they're just revivals of fictitious rumors meant to muddy the waters
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chancellor questioned by police after two women called cops on him just for asking for help. No word if they were wearing brown shirts
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney says you will no longer go to jail for publicly drinking and peeing in his borough. I ♥ NY
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines now appears to offer one stop service to Mozambique. Well for parts of the plane, anyway
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
CNN reports Australia is building a fence on the border of Slovenia, or something
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
With Sports Authority filing Chapter 11, the Broncos need a new partner for stadium naming rights. Suggestions & reasons to the right
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelical leader blasts his fellow preachers embracing a guy who "spews profanities in campaign speeches, courts white supremacists, boasts of adulterous affairs, debauches public morality and justice through the casino and pornography industries"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sports Authority sales flaccid, may try to pump things up by selling to Dick's
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Katt Williams starts fight in pool supply store, comes up short
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Barrington High School would like to apologize for holding the mock slave auction. Our hearts were in the right place"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBA head case Rajon Rondo gets called for two consecutive delay of game fouls. Apparently the game starts when Rondo says so
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-described "fat activist" who admits that having a baby made her uncomfortable with her body poses in her underwear with her belly on display to reclaim her confidence. Thanks a lot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's about ethics in sports journalism
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Only two bands have had songs hit #1 on the Billboard charts on leap days: The Beatles and...Mr. Big? Really?
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Uber surge pricing. Hot, sticky, and expensive as all shiat: Walt Disney World seasonal pricing. Fark: peak season starts March 11
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's the first NASCAR doubleheader of the year as the Xfinity Series takes to the track at Atlanta Motor Speedway for the Heads Up Georgia 250, followed by the Truck Series and the Great Clips 200, beginning at 1:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri February 26, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oh sure. A few thousand dollars worth of Rogaine gets stolen and right away, everybody starts looking at the bald guy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So Erdogan's efforts to turn Turkey into a dictatorship haven't fully extended to his nation's constitutional court. Yet
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Thu February 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenager who called in bomb threats to major airports received vaccinations as a child
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches tonight with big satellite and another drone ship landing attempt. Webcast starts at 6:45 PM EST. Subby's hoping there's no big bada-boom (note: first launch window scrubbed, bumping thread to Thursday at 6:46 PM EST)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama bans imports of slave produced products. You are reading this on your iPhone
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Canada starts preparing for the worst: "How bad could a President Trump really be?"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is part 2 of the first leg of the Round of 16, featuring Barcelona at Arsenal, Bayern Munich at Juventus. Wednesday, Atlético is at PSV, Man City is at Dynamo Kiev. Coverage starts at 2:30 EST. Europa league is on Thursday. Discuss
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Wed February 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
First quarterback to be taken in the 2016 NFL draft might just be a guy from the Missouri Valley Conference who made 23 starts in his college career
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The people who read Harry Potter as teenagers are now raising their own little Voldemorts and Snapes
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' agent dismisses reports that he hasn't yet recovered from back surgery, but says that he's right on track to join the Senior Tour in 2025
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports of voter fraud in Nevada. I'll bet it was those Democrats
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Tue February 23, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Here's a closer look at NASA's Orion rocket: 100,000 parts, each supplied by the lowest bidder, riding eight million pounds of thrust
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Press: What's your take on the President's plan to close Guantanamo Bay? Sen. Pat Roberts (R-aging ass): What, you mean the papers I just threw in the trash?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ready made headline for the FARK sports tab : "Bizarre fish toss tradition goes awry"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Martial Arts have their origin in : A. China B. Japan. C. It was made up by Hollywood to sell movie tickets. D. None of the above
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Kid Rock to take a pay cut in order to make his concerts affordable
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who starts a riot in a pizzeria? The same kind of person that has a problem with cheese, that's who
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz no longer supports the Death Penalty for homosexuals
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Scott Gimple breaks down last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which charts a new romantic course for Rick [Warning: SPOILERS]
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
You'll go sploosh when you open your copy of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue this year
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You know all those experts who said Bernie's bernout was inevitable because that mythical wave of Millennial support he was depending on would never actually materialize? Well, the Millennials have spoken with one clear voice to say...ooh, selfie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Does ANYTHING stand between Trump and the nomination? 10 political experts weigh in
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Sun February 21, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 83, with Donald "Cowboy" Ceronne vs Alex "Cowboy" Oliveira. My money's on Cowboy. Early prelims at 5:30 PM ET on Fight Pass, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1. Bonus: No Kimbo or Dada
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio says reports of robot endorsement were false
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Sat February 20, 2016
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: WSOF 28, with Marlon Moraes vs Joe Barajas for the bantamweight title. Also Timur Valiev vs Chris Guttierrez. Prelims stream at 6:45 PM ET, main card on NBC Sports Network at 9 PM ET
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Phil Robertson says we're all going to hell if we don't elect Ted Cruz
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Bobby Labonte is back in a Joe Gibbs #18, Ryan Reed hopes to 'beetus the field again, and Morgan Shepherd already wants a nap as the NASCAR Buschfinitywide Series season begins at Daytona with the Powershares QQQ 300, 3:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Saturday, time for some NHL hockey, but Schedule Guy is at it again.. Lightning visit the Penguins at 12:30PM, then a 3.5hr 'chore doing' window until 8 starts between 7:00 & 10:00PM (all times ET) GAME (& chores) ONNNNN
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
There was a really cool headline written for the NASCAR Truck Series' NextERA Energy Resources 250 at Daytona (7:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1), but the Caution Clock counted down to zero and wiped out all the progress subby had made
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Susan Sarandon supports Bernie Sanders because she doesn't vote with her vagina, which is probably a good thing because it would really leave the voting lever moist
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(IGN)
 
 
 
DC Comics finally admits the Nu52 was a huge mistake, has started blatantly begging the old farts they decided they didn't need as readers anymore to come back by promising to restore the original numbering to Action Comics and Detective Comics
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Snickers trolls the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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(AP)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe being torn apart, this time over stolen panties and Lacoste shirts
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The front row is set, but now it's time for everyone else to race for a starting spot in the Daytona 500 as the beginning of the NASCAR Sprint Cup season comes closer with the Twin 125s... er... Can-Am 150 duals, 7 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ainsley Earhardt named as new "FOX and Friends" co-host, replacing Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Apparently she beat out the other 75 anchors with blond hair and short skirts already at Fox
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the round of 16 begins this week with Zenit at Benfica, Chelsea at PSG, Wolfsburg at Gent, and Real Madrid at Roma. Matches kick off at 2:45 EST on Fox Sports. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is suing whoever was giving out sex toys to Hollywood stars
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(Metro)
 
 
 
78-year-old grandfather embarks on new career, starts an internship because sometimes you just get tired of talking to your dogs and cats who don't talk back
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wake Forest University scientists print living body parts. In related news, the school has decided to award an honorary degree this year to Cher
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' promise of rainbow unicorn farts has fooled yet another naïve, impressionable follower: acclaimed economist Thomas Piketty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just like your average woman, Lindsay Vonn works out in body paint and high heels...for Sports Illustrated Softcore Porn Edition (Not safe for work)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Lithgow and NBC will expose the idiocy of Americans who have fallen for the one-sided, biased "documentary" Making a Murderer by airing a new parody sitcom in which Lithgow will make all you bleeding hearts look stupid
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Tue February 16, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Lead writer for Mass Effect: Andromeda jumps ship, charts course to a new galaxy in search of his Destiny
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