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Wed March 29, 2017
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey supports Brexit, makes fun of Baba O'Reilly. Who?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Palmer Report files the first "fake news" lawsuit. The courts will now decide if you can label another company's product as fraudulent without the facts to back up your claim
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-Ready Headline: "Uranus smells like farts"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After putting up a touchdown, with missed extra point, on Honduras the USMNT look to take it to Panama and continue the climb up the hex standings. It all starts tonight at 10:00 PM EDT on ... NBC Universo? Ay caramba
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SS has spent $16,000 renting golf carts from Trump
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Writer's Guild Board approves strike vote for members because unions just love throwing these sorts of tantrums and threats to get their way
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week in the Federal Courts: Fear of needles is not a disability for pharmacists, a 16-year-old's 155-year sentence is unconstitutional, and the 10th Circuit takes a firm stance on qualified immunity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump unable to ruin health care so he turns his efforts to ruining the environment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky students show calm and respectful sportsmanship after their school's NCAA loss to UNC
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite his super-human strength, extreme martial arts training, and utility belt full of gadgets, Josh McCown won't stop us from drafting a QB, cackles evil Jets GM in a villainous manner
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Derpbert says that by suffering a crushing, embarrassing defeat on health care, Trump actually won and is actually stronger than ever. He would explain how, but it would require charts, graphs, and an abacus. And really, who has time?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham holds a town hall in deep red South Carolina to say he supports Judge Gorsuch's nomination to the Supreme Court. Let's check in to see how it goes. Ohlawdy.jpg
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Arkansas reconsiders giving drunken sports fans guns, or as Andy Griffin would say, "Sometimes even a blind squirrel can catch a peacock"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lance Wallnau, crazed Storm Trumper pastor, believes his prayer efforts are saving Trump from leaks and witchcraft
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh off declaring our techniques for preparing mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs, and fried eggs WRONG, experts now declare our technique for microwaving leftovers WRONGITY, WRONG, WRONG, recommend you put a circular hole in them first
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In the glamorous world of modeling, Sports Illustrated model falls asleep during the 12 hours it takes to paint on her swimsuit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After CNN reports that Trump aides are being investigated by the FBI for collusion with Russia, Roger Stone sends a ranting letter saying he was defamed and will "spank" his accusers "like little children". Difficulty: he wasn't named in the report
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a dating site specifically for people that practice martial arts?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter: Sen Roberts are you worried that cuts to the "essential health benefits" regs will cause people to lose access to vital healthcare? Roberts: "Well I sure wouldn't want to lose my mammograms"..hyuk hyuk hy..let me begin my three part apology by...
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Time for my yearly donation to Goodwill. Shirts? Check. Pants? Check. Loaded gun? Who wouldn't want a loaded gun in their pants, right?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time for the daily disaster that is Spicey's Spintime. White House Press Briefing starts at 1:30... or whenever Bullshiat Spice decides to show up
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports' worst cars of 2017. Yes, that one's on there. That one too
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Wed March 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Life and career of legendary Scottish darts player Jocky Wilson celebrated in new play. Script based on real incident where flat-broke Jocky was stranded in Nevada, tried to hitch a ride across 400 miles of desert
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Liberal arts majors wonder how degree improves their ability to serve fries
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham threatens to impeach Trump if he starts waterboarding. I hope surfboarding is still okay, since we know Trump loves his water sports
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel throw Paul under the bus? Will Sean create an alternate reality where Trump is a Democrat so therefore the Democrats are working with Russia? Better man a fort, THIS is your Sean Spiceweasel's daily press briefing. (starts 1:30ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vatican reports brazen daylight theft of Pope's hat by... daaaaaw
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Where to go if a nuke falls in your city, you know just in case you're not blind and still have all your skin after the apocalypse starts
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin imparts some valuable advice on a young fan: the art of the Trump impression
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia starts drawing pictures to build new aircraft carrier. The new one will be smoking too, to scare enemies off
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TSA starts banning all electronic devices larger than an exploding Samsung Galaxy 7 on airlines from 13 countries
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pretty much, the only way today could have gone worse for Trump is if PornHub added a "presidential watersports" category to their search engine or Melania was revealed as a victim of "the Fappening 2.0"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Comey reveal that Trump is a puppet? Will the pee tape come to light? Will Trump demand Comey's head after the hearing? THIS is your House Intelligence Committee Hearing on Russia-gate thread (hearing starts at 10 AM EDT on C-SPAN)
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Company that converts disposable diapers into fuel says they will no longer get a bum wrap
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This gymnastics performance is equal parts WTF and WOAH
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
As diplomatic relations continue to break down, Turkey deports 40 Dutch officials. Oh, did I say officials. I meant cows
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So, if we eliminate funding for the National Endowment for the Arts, what could we use that money for? How about building one mile of the 405 freeway? Wait, make that "not even a mile"
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the Weathertech Sports Car Series kicks off today in Fark's Favorite State with the 12 Hours of Sebring. 10:30 AM EDT on IMSATV and Fox Sports Go; FS1 coverage to start an hour later and continuing to the chequered flag
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dollar General reports better than expected sales for its quarter, showing it has effectively captured the market of people who don't want to have to get all dressed up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart wants Trump to go full Andrew Jackson and ignore the courts and their verdicts, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In the bizarre world of auto parts prices, car batteries have become more expensive due to warmer winters
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sportsmanship
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bunch of GOP senators are rooting for Republican healthcare efforts to fail because they don't want to get blamed for killing millions of people
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey is selling t-shirts that read "BLACK IS HOW I FEEL" featuring a picture of James Baldwin
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
My Visa card was skimmed yesterday and charges started showing up in the middle of the night. Thank goodness for email alerts for card not present transactions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gov. Mike Huckabee says Trump should do what Andrew Jackson did when courts overreached and just ignore them. Recall that Jackson was illegally kicking Indians off their land and sending them into a deadly forced march. Coming soon Trail of Tears II
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Wed March 15, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
There once was a big SpaceX rocket/Whose previous launch try, winds blocked it/Tonight will it fly?/I guess it'll try!/Though it won't have a landing to brag "Stuck it!". Webcast starts at 1:15AM EDT/10:15PM PDT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's always a good sign when your boss starts telling reporters what your next job could be
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey. The Flames go for 11th win in a row vs the Bruins while the Avs & Wings renew hostilities in a battle for 1st overall (in the Draft race) plus a Pennsylvania showdown and the Blues @ the Ducks. Action starts @ 7:30 EDT
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Russians accused of carrying out the massive data breach at Yahoo. Experts surprised there was anything worth stealing there
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The "Hearing Protection Act" is a GOP-introduced bill to a) update laws for maximal headphone volume output, b) make measurement of sound levels at live concerts mandatory, c) reduce restrictions on gun silencers
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
NASA still asserts no 205 mile high club members
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Embattled Developer of sinking San Francisco highrise appears to be at the "making up structural experts" level of desperation to defend themselves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A 17-day marathon of every episode of Power Rangers begins online today. Come for the blinding costumes, stay for actors from the Shatner School of Performing Arts
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Take a break from your Monday madness and enjoy the "Flyball Team Finals" competition from this year's Crufts Dog Show. (action starts at 5:35)
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, Canada's cystic fibrosis patients outlive their U.S. counterparts by 10 years, but least Americans can sleep well knowing that their insurance company CEOs are being lavishly compensated for free-marketing them to death
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Activists protest against Trump's environmental policies by hitting him where it hurts: right in the 18th hole. No, this has nothing to do with Ivanka
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Philly sports in a nutshell (Not safe for work language)
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
On a clear night, they say you can still hear the world's shyest robot wheeling its way around the deserts of the American Southwest
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
It is a combo weekend of EPL and FA Cup action. Saturday starts at 7:15 am EST with Boro and Citeh, culminating in Arsenal and Lincoln. Sunday has Spurs at 10 AM and Liverpool at Noon. This is your Weekend Football Discussion Thread
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Sat March 11, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 106 live from Brazil, Kelvin Gastelum vs Vitor Belfort and Shogun Rua vs Gian Villante. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri March 10, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
As you open your email today and see one that starts "FWD FWD FWD:::" from your aunt, be aware that Starbucks unveiled new spring cups
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Czuprynski has filed a motion with the courts arguing he can't be an effective lawyer if he can't have alcohol"
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Shocking everyone who associated them with authenticity, Metallica collaborates with Urban Outfitters to hawk Metallica fashion collection consisting of five short-sleeve T-shirts, one long-sleeve T-shirt, a pullover hoodie and a beanie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
All of Trump's ties to Russia laid out in one easy char- Really? Seven? We need THAT Many? OK, fine: All of Trump's ties to Russia laid out in SEVEN, actually fairly complicated charts
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump on job reports before election: They're totally phony. Trump on job report today: "[it] may have been phony in the past, but it's very real now." And yes, that's a real quote
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Festus to upgrade pickleball courts. Miss Kitty expected to spruce up cornhole area
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Thu March 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wang studies farts - fart trifecta achievement unlocked
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Schönefeld airport chosen as the worst airport in the world, stunning LaGuardia who vows to step up their luggage shredding efforts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spicer: "Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone." Fox reporter: "No, he didn't" Spicer lackey: "There are multiple reports that Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media reports that Trump is meeting with former rivals in a "charm offensive." Minus the charm
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ESPN is losing over 10,000 subscribers a day due to left-leaning politics. Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab
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Wed March 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everyone can relax now, the GOP is not replacing Obamacare completely, just the parts that actually work
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Tue March 07, 2017
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
CPSC warns that if you have a Craftsman portable table saw you should immediately go unplugged
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood aborts Trump's offer to fund them if they stop providing their least-used service that isn't even covered by government funding
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 continues this week, with Napoli facing Real Madrid and Arsenal hosting Bayern on Tuesday, while Dortmund plays Benfica and Barcelona hosts PSG on Wednesday. Coverage begins at 2:30 pm EST on Fox Sports
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
DeMarcus Cousins politely tells a rude courtside heckler to refrain from name calling
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After the BBC reports child porn on Facebook to the company, Facebook requests copies of the images before they'll discuss their moderation tools, then immediately reports the BBC to the police
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health experts recommend that people wait longer before cutting the umbilical cord. Especially for the parents of 30-year-old millennials
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know that's some serious toxic waste when it starts killing robots
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(Economist)
 
 
 
With US now allied with their Russian adversaries, Germany starts looking into nuclear weapons program. This is not a repeat from 1943
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules 5-3 that if one of your jurors is a stone cold racist in the jury room and votes to convict because of your race, you win a brand new trial. In dissent were Justices Alito, Roberts, and, of course, Thomas
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Barry & District News)
 
 
 
"Steven could have stopped working following his accident but has chosen instead to put his efforts into doing his new job with energy and pride. He works incredibly hard, despite physical difficulty, to be the best at what he does"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Early study suggests new opioid is non-addictive, works only where it hurts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone repeatedly opens mouth, inserts foot on Twitter
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated swimsuit models reveal how to take the perfect dating profile photo. Tip #1 - Be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 209, Tyron Woodley vs Steven "Wonderboy" Thompson in a rematch for the welterweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how North Korean missiles would veer off into random parts of the ocean? Thanks, Obama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For those people trying to defeat Uber, there is a good reason your efforts have failed. Meet the program they call VTOS, used to "greyball" potential rivals and cops out of the system
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Columnist whips up a defense of Adrian Peterson that is so stupid, it hurts
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(Silicon Beat)
 
 
 
Oh, so THAT'S why Peter Thiel supports Donald Trump (Spoiler: it's money.)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberal Muslim Female Reporter goes to a college to explain to students why she voted for Trump and supports him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Battle of the Network Stars reboot planned. Because this show was originally run in the 70's/80's, link is Not Suitable For Work due to the smallness and looseness of the shorts men wore back then
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Charts of the latest stock market rally indicate that the bulls should be safe from being stabbed during the Ides of March
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James almost took out a courtside Bill Belichick in a game. Darn
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa politician with degree from Sizzler University denies he "mischaracterized" his background as he continues efforts to undermine state universities
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps says he doesn't know how he'll tell his son about doping in sports. Although it might be a lot easier than explaining his two DUIs and suspension for smoking pot
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Wed March 01, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announce they are looking for new accountants to screw up the Oscars
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It's a pretty sad time in America's history when basically any story about a success in promoting free and fair elections starts off: "In a vital win for Democrats"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's been said the way to make a million dollars in professional sports is to start with a hundred million. That's nothing compared to what's going on in global shipping right now
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"No, because nobody ever knew what I said. Once again, sources say. Who was there? Did anybody see it? Who was there? Who said it?" No, that dusty Cheeto has not invaded the Sports tab but you'll never guess who is doing a perfect impression of it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump holds off signing the second iteration of the Travel Ban order because he doesn't want to take the courts to court again
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A 'border adjustment tax' (BAT) is being proposed on imports. Should all imports be taxed at the border?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Well no shiat. We have healthcare, pot, sane Republicans, mass transit, 4 distinct seasons, *and* sports teams that actually win
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions dismisses Justice Dept reports on Chicago and Ferguson police as "anecdotal." Or so he heard; he admits he didn't actually read them
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Google Blog)
 
 
 
YouTube TV is coming. Streaming dozens of networks, local sports channels, cloud DVR, all for $35/month. Suck it, Comcast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Are recreational marijuana and opioid addiction linked? Experts in article: "No"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you were good at sports the GOAT challenges you in her furry boots
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Feces-padded cells, strip-searching 12-year-olds, and sexual harassment in Yolo County: It's your weekly intermediate appellate courts discussion thread
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is continuing "Swinging Through the Alphabet" with 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "C". Show starts at 8PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports out of North Korea say Kim Jong Un had five senior security officials executed by antiaircraft gun because they submitted "false reports" that "enraged" Un. When briefed on the incident, President Trump reportedly asked: You can DO that?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tebow reports to Mets camp seeking "the hardest thing in sports," presumably besides throwing a football, keeping a job, or avoiding a camera
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sony's new smartphone camera can shoot video at 960 frames per second and starts recording a second before you press the button
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Sun February 26, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hide your sports memorabilia - OJ Simpson to be released from prison as early as October
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to do some serious Mario Kart cosplay and tool around Tokyo in a street legal go-cart, you'd better hurry, because the company that's renting out the costumes and carts is being sued by Nintendo
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas farmer supports his president by plowing TRUMP into his fields...directly below giant wind turbines that Trump would surely oppose
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
At 8:30 am EST on NBCSN, the Potters visit a Spurs side reeling from an early Europa league exit. Then on beIN Sports at 11:30 is the EFL Cup final between Southampton and Man United at Wembley. This is your Sunday Footy thread
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today Peter Gabriel released his first album, with the lead single in 7/4 time and a hook played on a flute, for fark's sake. It barely made it to #70 on the charts before vanishing. Whatever became of him anyway?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuclear weapons experts ask if Trump is getting his information from farking morons or is just farking stupid himself
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Republican majority Montana House votes for something every Farker supports: Moar Beer
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dept. of Homeland Security finds Trump's travel ban pointless, says we need to stay focused on the real threats like nail clippers at airports
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(NBA)
 
 
 
It's not news when the Golden State Warriors score 40 points in a quarter. It's not even news when they put up 45 points in a quarter. But, it's seriously off the charts when they put up 50
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After burning through roughly $2 billion Uber starts to realize that it might not be the best long term business strategy to have rider fares only cover 40 percent of the trip cost
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You know you are in the back woods when a person driving a sleigh reports that a man used his "flying machine" to cause a massive stampede of 1,500 elk and the reporter writes is as "yup, we live in the future"
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(Bike Sport News)
 
 
 
American beef farmers demanding Trump slap immediate 100 per cent tax on sub-500cc European motorcycle imports. What?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska only has one professional sports franchise and it's about to go away for good at the end of the season
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
India's growing airport industry hampered by ghost airports including 22 which have no flights scheduled. Most popular employee is Casper the friendly air traffic controller
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie denies he's running for sports radio host, orders meatloaf
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dog joins bike race, blows away the mechanically assisted humans, wins our hearts
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump declares the immigration roundup efforts a "military operation." No word if it comes with new, matching uniforms for ICE officials
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Reports are surfacing that longtime Fox News commentator, Alan Colmes, has died of cancer. This is not a repeat from 2006
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, professor of classics and history at Stanford University reports that electing Trump is the only way to reduce economic inequality in America
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Wed February 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Putting an ice cube tray full of water into the freezer and leaving it there overnight could make a dozen ice cubes, experts say
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pitchers are known for their hurling, but generally not before the game starts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Seems Cisco thinks that Fark's image server has a bad reputation and the IronPorts make it so subby can't see any images hosted by Fark. No images makes Hulk SMASH and subby a sad panda
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(Construction Dive)
 
 
 
San Diego plans to get back into the sports game, with developers laying out a plan for a $2.5 billion dollar football complex. Sorry, to be clear, a $2.5 billion dollar futbol complex
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
During the unbearable black hole of February, sportswriters need to entertain themselves. So with no further ado, I present "In a world without stats, who'd be baseball's best player?"
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign website hacked because Trump is really on top of it. White House running like a smooth machine that only has some of its parts and no electricity
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the Round of 16, 1st leg, 2nd half. Leverkusen & Atletico Madrid, Citeh & Monaco. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EST. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
States are once again pushing for the end of Daylight Saving Time. Washington, D.C. supports the move, since they find it to their advantage to keep everyone in the dark
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.K. to have its first spaceports where they'll launch their own satellites. Also, special Tardis hangar for repairs
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
When Nintendo dug in its heels in the early '90s and refused to abandon cartridges for optical discs like every other game system, people mocked them. Twenty years later, they look like geniuses for knowing that carts will never rot
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 105 live from Halifax, Travis Browne vs Derrick Lewis, Johny Hendricks vs Hector Lombard. Fight Pass prelim at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 9 PM ET
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1878, Thomas Edison patents the phonograph, immediately starts working on autotune
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(USA Hockey)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in America, which kicks off Hockey Week Across America. Will the number of "Shut up, Pierres" beat the over? Will a fancy hat party interfere? Coverage starts at noon on NBC, first game is Caps/Rangers @ 12:30pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Airports are cautiously evaluating the impact of switching from 130 year old tech to 40 year old tech
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because every cloud has a silver lining, a U.S.-based t-shirt designer hopes to cash in on the assassination of Kim Jong Nam by selling "LOL" shirts worn by the unwitting assassin
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With a name like Smuckers the economic outlook has to be good ... until the earning reports come out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newly appointed CIA director Pompeo denies reports that his agency is withholding information from Vladimir Putin
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
What is it with Apple constantly reducing the number of ports on every new iteration of their devices?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eternal Football Truth #24: When a Jets player makes the sports pages in February, it won't be for anything that happens on the field and it won't be for anything good
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demented hate muppet Pat Robertson says "God is working on behalf of Trump." When asked for comment, God was unavailable
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(FTVLive)
 
 
 
Eight years ago the biggest issues the White House had with the media were reports on Michelle baring her arms and Barack daring to put spicy mustard on his hamburgers
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Thu February 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We have actual photos to prove all kinds of conspiracy theories, but experts are throwing shade on them: "Lots of people claim to have been abducted, but someone concealing a camera then going to an alien planet with it - it seems unlikely" (pics)
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(czmilosz)
 
 
 
The Fark Radio Hour starts at 9pm Central. Get your requests in now. No Freebird
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson thinks those who oppose Trump are revolting against God, people like the Pope? Oh wait
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Nature)
 
 
 
Psychologists find that Internet trolls, PolTab commenters seem impervious to any efforts to change their behaviour
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After consulting with Putin, Trump OKs disaster relief for parts of California
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Jaromir Jagr: To celebrate, here are a few sports figures sporting mullets
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese navy reports that one of their sailors fell off minesweeper into sea. Experts recommend looking for angry birds diving into ocean solitaire
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There are no small parts, only small actors who could be cast as the new R2D2
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Mon February 13, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
This week, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) starts Swinging through the Alphabet. All songs (except one) begin with the letter "A" (unless there's a "The" in front of it)
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(Theundefeated.com)
 
 
 
With Serena, Tom Brady, LeBron, Bill Belichick, the Red Sox and the Cubs, are we now in the greatest era of championship sports ever?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Let's start this Monday off properly with an EPL match before the Champions League starts. It is Bournemouth and Man City at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
War with Canada starts at 2pm
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Trial starts for woman who chainsawed lover to death during sex, having apparently read a misprint of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"New Trump appointees are carrying coffee mugs with that Trump campaign slogan into meetings with foreign counterparts"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football for seven months we have more hockey. Six games are going on including the two clashes on the NBC sports networks with Red Wings-Wild and Canadiens-Bruins. The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET. Shut up, Pierre
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(The Lad Bible)
 
 
 
France makes all its citizens organ donors, starts issuing motorcycles to everyone
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Marijuana home delivery starts in Oregon. Existential enlightenment in only thirty minutes or less, or your next questioning of your very reality is free
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners have a Tiger problem. Red Devils have a Hornet infestation. Spurs at Anfield. On Sunday, Burnley host Chelsea and Swansea have Leicester. This is your weekend EPL Discussion thread. The action starts at 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Sat February 11, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 208, Holly Holm vs Germaine de Randamie for the featherweight title, plus Anderson Silva vs Derek Brunson. Fight Pass prelims at 7pm ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8pm, PPV main card at 10pm
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features the game of the weekend: #1 Gonzaga at #20 Saint Mary's in the Zags' most serious challenge until March Madness. Also, #2 Villanova at #25 Xavier, #15 FSU at #24 Notre Dame, and a bunch more. Action starts at Noon
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wingtips on the beach. Jogging shorts. Mom jeans. And now long ties. Truly our great nation has fallen
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump promises future illegal actions that the courts will have to throw out
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The NBA is creating its own eSports league for the NBA 2K games. Subby just remembers his glory days of betting quarters on NBA Jam
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dear Pat Robertson: You might like The Exorcist, you probably would NOT like Requiem, both films deal with parents trying to deliver their children from evil spirits(AKA demons). P.S. You are right, goth is a really just a fashion thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House cybersecurity efforts currently managed by IP Freely
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With winter finally arriving to parts of the country, being stranded on a New Zealand beach would sound good to a lot of people right now. Not so much for 416 pilot whales
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart reports that Venezuelan whistleblower is accusing the Venezuelan govt of selling Venezuelan passports, and other ID docs to Middle Easterners, including Hezbollah members. Difficulty: They cite Fake News site CNN as main source of evidence
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Trump continues to harp about wanting to build a wall to stop illegal immigration and terrorists coming from Mexico, FBI reports show that most terror suspects in the US come via Canada
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley once again makes the pages of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. This time with her two daughters
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Real news doesn't have negative polls about his holiness The Trump, only fake news does. The Trump knows his numbers and he has great support. Enormous support, believe me, everyone actually supports him
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Sun February 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
LG, on reports that its new high end $1000 computer monitor doesn't work if it's near a wifi router, suggests that users should just "move the monitor"
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Sat February 04, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 104, The Return of The Korean Zombie: Chan Sung Jung vs Dennis Bermudez. Co main is Alexa Grasso vs Felice Herrig. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber disconnect Ovie's controller? Will the Quick deny the All-Star MVP? Will Matthews skate circles around Chara? The NHL action starts with Caps/Habs & Kings/Flyers and finishes with Coyotes/Sharks. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A little-noticed clause in Trump's immigration ban is so batcrap crazy that legal experts now assume that it should just be ignored because the authors clearly didn't know what the hell they were talking about
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You think I'm here to amuse you? You think I'm a clown? Let us answer that question in two parts, Mr. DeNiro. No. And yes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Press Sec. Spicer spent a decent chunk of his briefing disputing reports that Hardiman and Gorsuch had been encouraged to come to Washington in a sort of 'Cannonball Run'-like competition to fill the vacant seat on the highest court in the country"
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Thu February 02, 2017
(SomeHappyToBeHome)
 
 
 
FARK Radio Hour Starts at 9pm Central/10pm Eastern. Post requests in thread
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Crippled Fukushima No. 2 reactor reports highest radiation levels since 2011 tsunami. Panic, or PANIC?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change scientists are religious fundamentalists," says a confused Pat Robertson
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots generously volunteer to provide shirts to underprivileged children from third world places such as South Africa, the Iraq, and Asian countries for all of eternity
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget about stocks. Forget about gold. Financial experts say the potential profit from rare coins is no chump change
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's counter-terrorism efforts will focus exclusively on Islam, so that's good news for all the white supremacist Christian terrorists who want to attack mosques, minority churches, and anything else in the name of the alt-right
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lego brick made of 14 carat solid gold sells for £12,000, still hurts like a mofo when you step on it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Looking for a new game? GameStop might have it in stock, but won't sell it to you because it hurts employee sales numbers
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Reports that Queen Elizabeth has legal authority to behead Donald Trump have been found to be false
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(Some Dry Guy)
 
 
 
Dove antiperspirant starts new '#AlternativeFacts' ad campaign. "Our product can plan your next holiday at a competitive rate, increases your IQ by 40 points, and knows a guy that can get you on the guest list"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not stolen parts / But weed instead / Has sealed your fate / You'll soon be dead .... Burma (oops, Myanmar) Shave
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Ryan muttering "waste of my farking time," after defending the detainment of innocent people for hours in airports (since recanted, still funny)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's Muslim ban will spend months in the courts before it is determined whether or not freedom of movement applies to all--or just some. Forget 1984; we're becoming Animal Farm. White Christians good, Brown everything bad
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It may defy belief, but falconry is so popular in the UAE that the government issues "falcon passports" for birds flying commercial
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump's net approval rating falls from +13 to -1 in four days. Fark: according to Rasmussen Reports
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump blames Delta and protestors for the confusion around refugees detained at airports
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former stable girl who became a lottery winner's mistress and ruined his marriage decided the perfect time to abscond with 30 horses valued at around $500,000, a sports car, and cash was when he was visiting his ex-wife and kids
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Culinary arts colleges shutting down because anyone can watch the tube and figure out how to cook nowadays
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge - Assemble something from these parts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After massive protests, international condemnation, and getting knocked down by the courts, Trump decides the best thing to do is ... double down, of course. What, you were expecting a rational reaction?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
CalArts professor breaks down Disney Princess problems in new 'Animated Women' class: "If they were life-size, they would not have space in their bodies for reproductive organs"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber break the sound barrier? Will Tarasenko outpace McDavid? Will P.K. Subban stay upright? It's the NHL All-Star Skills Competition. The fun starts @ 7PM ET on NBCSN & CBC. Less fun celebrity game @ 5:15PM ET on NHLN. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 23 Juliana Pena vs Valentina Shevchenko, and Cowboy Cerrone vs Jorge Masvidal. Fox Sports 1 prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man starts petition to rename the local airport after Mr. Rogers. Because it should be a wonderful day at the airport
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Welcome to the official start of the 2017 motorsports season. Jeff Gordon, half of the Indycar drivers, as well as the WEC regulars are all competing in one of the great races. This is the 24 Hours of Daytona discussion thread at 2pm ET on Fox
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Despite reports of multiple deaths, a Scientologist-run drug rehab facility continues to operate due to loopholes in Oklahoma
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(MSN)
 
 
 
All administrations encounter problems in first week, from Justice Roberts screwing up oath office with Obama, to Trump almost passing a 20% tax increase on Americans. Totally the same
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citing improved worldwide economic climate for rich, dissolute guys, Club Med to open 15 new resorts over next few years
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
For some reason, AI ethics experts think bribes and regulatory capture will make driverless cars safer
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Thu January 26, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The very first Mr. Show sketch ever (Senator Tankerbell defunding the arts) has come true
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Year of the Cock starts Saturday, January 28, not January 20th as previously thought
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump considers 20% tax on imports from Mexico to pay for the Wall because what do you mean NAFTA would prevent this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alternative Fact: Man loses his man parts while showing off his 'scuba bong'
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft's 'Drunk-O-Meter' is off the charts
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia House of Delegates approves 'Tebow Bill' that would allow home-schooled kids to play high school sports, be overrated, and praised for their mediocrity because of their religion
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Tue January 24, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue, starts tweeting scientific facts about climate change in defiance of President Trump
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's top professional sports stars tend to live in city's leafy suburbs, avoid attention. "Unlike sunny Miami, where players cruise around in showy convertibles, Portland players skip over-priced Bentleys and hard-to-fit-in Ferraris"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reports of The Walking Dead's toned-down violence have been greatly exaggerated. "We're not stopping"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls wooden chairs due to customer reports of sustained injuries. Help me, I'm sø very scared
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Which tire would jump furthest if rolled down a ski jump? Econo car, big car, sports car, f1 racer, or wheel loader
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man eaten by crocodile in the East Alligator River. Conflicting reports say his last words were either "See you later" or "After awhile"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years on the air, ESPN has cancelled 'The Sports Reporters', much to the dismay of the person who watches it
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 40 years of making decisions based on financial interests over those of the fans and motorsports itself, the Bernie Ecclestone era of Formula 1 has come to an end
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
"Putting 5,000 sailors and six dozen aircraft on a $10 billion warship creates what military experts refer to as a very 'lucrative' target. But the likelihood of any adversary taking out a US carrier is pretty close to zero. It isn't going to happen"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Lawmaker bills Alaska $20,000 to ship a washer and a dryer, a piano, four air compressors, building supplies, enlarger parts, a band saw, a basketball backboard, lawn chairs, four weight benches, three fans and three vacuums to his rural home
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFC Championship game filled up a thread. Now watch the sick and sleepy Steelers take on the Cheatriots in New England. Game starts at 6:40pm EST on CBS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's most lasting legacies will be reshaping the federal courts to his liking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy starts a Change.org petition saying Cracker Barrel's name is racist and should be changed to "Caucasian Barrel," thinking no one could possibly take it seriously. If you can guess what happened next, your Fark Fu is strong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Magnitude 7.9 quake strikes off Papua New Guinea, experts fear tens of dollars in damage caused
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Al Gore on why he no longer supports the Electoral College. Surprisingly, this is not a repeat from November 2000
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last NHL Saturday before the All-Star break, and Subby's too hungover to come up with anything that remotely approaches clever. 11 games today, the action starts with Blues/Jets @ 3PM ET and ends with Sharks/Avs @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am 39 and have never gone to a protest. I protest with my money and my vote. But the Women's March in my state starts just a few blocks from my house. If you were me, would you go?
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lobster blood could help treat warts, control shingles outbreaks, summon Cthulhu
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a list of airports Faceybook checkins? DIT
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Hotel rendezvous starts with a stun gun to the nuts. Then things get weird
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson is losing it against the waxing tide of rebellion, now resorts to statements like "Your point is stupid" to try and win arguments
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pastor claims his shoe can cure vaginal warts. In somewhat related news, Red Forman claims his shoe can cure dumbassery
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 611: "Just Desserts Part Deux ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 18, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Denver starts work on becoming the first city in the nation to allow the use of pot in public places
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EPA nominee Scott Pruitt grilled on ties to oil and gas industry, motorsports
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the old Wall Street axiom is proving true - "As gold starts to shine, stocks start to dull"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic party urban cosmopolitan safe spaces have been the party's undoing. Here comes the very detailed research, including cool charts
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Getting ready for the 2017 MLB season it's time to remember the stories behind 10 of the strangest forgotten nicknames in baseball history. Let's bring back the "Disco Dan Ford" shirts, please
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
♥♥♥ Mrs. Aaron Rodgers ♥♥♥
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the beating that Vegas sports books received on the BCS title game? Good thing that was a once in a lifetime...oh, dear
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coastguard called out to reports of cries for help find two amorous owls instead. ORLY
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Sun January 15, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Yes, it was 50 years ago today the Packers beat the Chiefs 35-10 in the very first Super Bowl. Each member of the winning team collected $15,000: the largest single-game share in the history of team sports
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 103: Hall of Famer BJ Penn comes out of retirement to fight Yair Rodriguez. Also Joe Lauzon vs Marcin Held. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EPL returns, beginning with Baggies at Spurs, followed by the big group of 6 matches, finishing with Chelsea at Foxes. Sunday shows Citeh at Everton, climaxing with Man Utd and Liverpool. Kickoff starts 7:30 am Saturday, 8:30 am Sunday
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 21, with Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet for the interim featherweight championship. Also Pannie Kianzad, Aspen Ladd, and Andrea "KGB" Lee. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, which is free this weekend
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: Guns and airports don't mix. No, really. We're serious. I mean, we love guns as much as the next red-blooded 'Murican, but if you guys keep it up at this rate, we're going to end up with all of them. Signed, the TSA
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. places a bumblebee on the endangered species list for the first time. Which is really going to hurt gun sales, resorts and equipment retailers during the traditional bumblebee hunting season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit
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Fri January 13, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Germany says it's OK to burn a synagogue as long as you are criticizing Israeli policy by doing so. So, if you have something against U.S. policy, it's OK to torch a Walmart? (assuming they have Walmarts in Germany)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
California ski resorts forced to close due to snow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when they dressed up Andre the Giant as the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride? This is kind of like that, but in Pakistan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As a sign of their continuing and relentless efforts to become the most ethical administration in US history, Republicans decide to attack the Office of Government Ethics for questioning Trump's ethics
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bigfoot photographed in Irish forest, although experts say it's probably just a ghost of a passenger killed in a plane crash there
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub reports searches for watersports-related content skyrockets after Trump salaciousness, follow with stats indicating that northern New England winters are long but holy fark, seriously?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Loudoun Times)
 
 
 
Just like their namesake team, Redskins-themed sports bar and restaurant fail to make the post-season
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Seven crazy parts of Trump's press conference. The next four years should be interesting, in the Chinese proverb sort of definition of interesting
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports radio legend Mike Francesa brings George Karl onto show, reminisces about how Michael Jordan ruined Karl's team in Game 6 of that Finals by pushing off on Bryon Russell and draining that jumper
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(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're a true sports historian (MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL) then you will have no trouble naming the 5 greatest team dynasties ever
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of conservationists, cattle breeders, and geneticists, Aurochs will soon be back on the menu in Europe after the species went extinct in 1627
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with Matthew Roberts, who at the age of 25 discovered that his real father was Charles Manson
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Farkers vindicated by psychology experts I'll be back at my desk in a coupla minutes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's barely the second week of January, but we already have our sports highlight of the year
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Mon January 09, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Historic giant sequoia felled by winter storm. It's not clear what toppled the tree, but experts suspect the enormous hole cut to allow cars to drive through it may have been a factor
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Days before airport shooting, Florida lawmakers worked on bill to allow guns in airports
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Rare snowy owl draws crowds in Pennsylvania, carries note requesting Yuengling delivery to Hogwarts
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Theranos starts 2017 by firing 40 percent of its staff
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(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
"I also want a vibrant two-party system where both parties are competitive in their appeal for hearts and minds of citizens. Oh, fark it, who am I kidding? I only want a one party system"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts suggest solving nation's housing crisis by repurposing and renovating abandoned office space as affordable apartments. Just don't touch the red stapler
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Council cancels Meals On Wheels because it's too expensive, starts feeding prison food to the elderly instead
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Sat January 07, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL gives us a dozen games today. The action starts with Lightning/Flyers @ 1PM ET. Later, we've got Habs/Leafs, the eternal rivals, and The Battle of the National Capitals @ 7PM ET. Sharks/Wings wraps up the day @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every citizen in France automatically registered as an organ donor, unless they opt out. Although due to the French lifestyle of fatty foods, wine and cigarettes, doctors shouldn't count on finding many healthy kidneys, lungs, hearts or livers
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Thu January 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Highlights of World Darts Championship final include stage invader, yes, but there were also an insane 42 ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTIES, a new world record for one match
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With no other products to export, Zimbabwe starts shipping its elephants to China. Presumably in trunks
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Up to 3 inches of snow predicted for parts of the Carolinas this weekend. Milk and bread distributors spotted smiling, high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Tranquil Kyoto temple reports it is still receiving David Bowie mourners who recall famed 1980 shochu commercial filmed there, which starred him and his "Crystal Japan" instrumental specially composed for ad
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Wed January 04, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Resident Evil is finally putting you in the shoes of its player-character. Experts forecast brown trousers and nervous breakdowns across the gaming world
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you trust the experts?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect tells millionaire sports team owners to go Fark themselves and pay for their own stadiums
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wild raucous crowd at the 2017 World Darts Championship doesn't disappoint as a fan rushes the stage and steals the trophy
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
In 2017 get ready to eat a lot of yogurts, a lot of alternative proteins, and a lot of homemade sauerkraut
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Mon January 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says the "ball is in the GOP's court" over the Obamacare repeal, tries to gain points by using a sports metaphor
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Some people's trip of a lifetime involves bikini babes at St. Barts. And, some people want to meet the child they've been sponsoring for nine years and help build a school. Subby's still leaning towards the first option
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN reports that Gary Kubiak will dismount in Denver
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The humble children's picture book is under attack by nature experts who lobby for scientific accuracy, discouraging abominations like penguins and polar bears living together, cats in hats, and butterflies emerging from (gag me) cocoons
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Skins didn't win, so the Lions are in. But a division title is on the line now. It's your SNF thread, Game starts at 8:30pm EST on NBC
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The MacBook's Consumer Reports verdict is just like its new keyboard: There's no Escape
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
A last minute entry for Trolling of the Year - Interstate sports category as custom made WSU socks proudly declare "Go Dawgs"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Can Rhonda Rousey regain her UFC title or will Amanda Nunes just give her a good licking? The main event starts at 10:00 PM ET on UFC pay per view/Prelims @ 7:30 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The attempted recount was a good thing. It demonstrated beyond any doubt not only that this was a stolen election but that the laws, the courts, and corporate media are complicit in a bipartisan electoral crime wave of national proportions"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Was 2016 the best year ever in sports? Wait, how could it be? The Cubs won the World Series
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(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
University of Florida student faces possible expulsion after run in with the law, transfer to Hogwarts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Illustrate a sports announcer cliché phrase
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump hurts arm patting himself on the back for another deal he had little to do with
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump chooses aide Stephen Miller to write inaugural address, surprising experts who thought he would just continue his usual way of communicating by standing at the podium and sending out tweets
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The parts of America that love Duck Dynasty, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and Pawn Stars are exactly where you would expect them to be located. Modern Family, Mythbusters, etc are almost exactly the inverse. TFA includes handy maps for comparison
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your farts could even clear out an arena of the most ardent Trump supporters? Here comes the science
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just like in most other areas, 2016 was a horrible year for sports writing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN doubles down on their 2016 efforts to rebrand as "Constantly Not News" by starting off the new year with an entire hour dedicated to the history of the band Chicago
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Boxing Day Monday Time for the English tradition that is football The morning starts at 7:30 with Palace at Watford. Baggies at Gunners at 10, as well as other matches, ending with by Citeh at Hull at 12:15. This is your EPL discussion
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the final week of Fantasy Football, with NFL games the entire weekend. Need some last-minute advice to make you your league champion (or at least not lose out)? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts have your answers
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New MacBook Pro first model not recommended by Consumer Reports
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'DeploraBall' will feature unlimited food, booze, and a chance to celebrate Trumpenfuhrer's win in an alt-right friendly environment. No word if the cover charge includes complimentary brown shirts, pointy white hats, robes
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart is no longer selling Bulletproof: Black Lives Matter shirts. Says the much more popular, "White Lives Matter a Bazillion Times More than Any Other Lives" shirt is flying off the shelves
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Watch for wave of diarrhea in Sweden this Christmas. Man, those wacky Europeans really get into their sports
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant farts on friend's head. Apparently, elephants are just large, grey fratboys
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Experts debate sex robots and how close Westworld is to becoming a reality
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Wed December 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday Night Hockey on NBCSN as the Flyers take on the Capitals in a battle of good teams that are in slumps. Oh, and there are the Oilers and Coyotes as well. The action starts at 8:00 PM ET
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What better way to warm the hearts of China's northernmost village than to have the national pole-dancing team perform for them at -33°C
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
An in depth look at one of the most important parts of Rogue One: Krennic's white cape (warning: spoilers)
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The dress code specifically mentions to avoid brown shirts and black boots so obviously we've got that going for us, which is nice
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman takes baby Jesus from Nativity, delivers to hospital, reports neglect
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
To make a Browns-Bills recap even remotely readable, a writer resorts to clickbait, loading his story with search terms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Sports headlines
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Tough guys don't wear shirts'
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Fox Sports may soon become watchable again
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these taco t-shirts
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(Break)
 
 
 
Impromptu meme starts at a hockey game
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the time of the fantasy season where every single point could make the difference between champions and ridicule. So let the Fark Fantay Football Experts show you the path to victory
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Computer security experts can't believe hackers haven't taken control of an F1 car during a race yet: "It is relatively easy to attack sensors on the cars. I technically and mechanically understand how to do it and I'm surprised that nobody else has"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
BAMTech (a company owned by ESPN parent Disney, MLB, and the NHL) has picked up rights to stream League of Legends esports events for $300 million over the next seven years. Sports tab? Geek tab?
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Fri December 16, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge aborts abortion burial rule
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally Trump appoints someone who actually knows something about the position he's appointing them to: welcome Sylvester Stallone to the top arts-related position in the administration
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated names Michael Phelps the "Greatest Olympian of All Time" for winning 22 medals, wearing a Speedo and having to contend with cold water shrinkage
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA gives CYGNSS launch a go for Thursday at 8:26 a.m. EST. Livestream starts at 7:00am EST, if you want to watch a plane launch a rocket which in turn will launch a pack of microsatellites
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated forgets the Penguin's Stanley Cup win earlier this year, but who can blame them? I mean, was beating the Sharks really that much of an accomplishment?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The traditional Nativity scene in parts of Spain includes Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men and their camels, a guy taking a dump, shepherds, various livestock, and can we go back to that one item?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alright baseball experts, prove your knowledge and see how many pitchers you can name from a silhouette of their delivery
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millions of Cuisinarts recalled due to oral lacerations. What are you pervs doing with your kitchen appliances, anyway?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Why does your cable bill keep going up? Two words: Sports TV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing here you don't already know, except the diagram that explains why it hurts to get hit in your junk kinda looks like your junk. Click, laugh like a 5 year old, move on
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Texas zoo starts a gift registry for an expectant orangutan couple, since there's nothing worse than duplicate baby gifts
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