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Wed January 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Goal)
 
 
 
This is your USA vs. Chile soccer friendly match thread. Game starts at 6pm EST
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(64)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Humboldt County, Calif. resident reports "rolling" motion during 5.7 earthquake
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(71)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My husband and I are finally parents, but we did not realize that our newborn would cry so much. In fact, as we go to bed every night and start to have sex, the kid starts crying and crying for attention. How can I get it to shut up?
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(158)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
To Celebrate the Seattle Seahawks going to the Superbowl, Farker released 3 minute time-lapse video dedicated to the city with lots of views of how this city goes crazy for their sports team
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(18)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Divorce happens for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes spouses grow apart. Sometimes they fall out of love. Sometimes they're possessed by a genie
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(38)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The FA Cup 4th round weekend starts early with a Cambridge v Man Utd....wait. Manchester United are actually still in a cup competition?
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(292)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 14, Live from Stockholm. Alexander Gustafsson vs Anthony "Rumble" Johnson. Fight Pass prelims at 4 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 5 PM ET, main card on local Fox affiliates at 8 PM ET
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(241)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Racing returns with the 24 Hours of Daytona. Will The LMP2s be able to keep pace with the Daytona Prototypes on the high banks? Coverage starts 2 PM ET on Fox. LGT Spotter's guide
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(633)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The numbers are now in, and the TSA seized 2212 firearms at U.S. airports last year. FARK: Most were loaded
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(262)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Is it too soon for a movie based on the Make-A-Wish Foundation sensation Batkid? Neigh, says Julia Roberts
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(22)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Team USA)
 
 
 
It's the first night of "Curling Night in America" tonight. Coverage starts @ 11pm on NBCSN
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(49)
 
(National Press Photographers)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated lays off all six staff photographers to save money, will rename magazine "Sports Illustrated via Outsourced Freelancers"
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(29)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Replacing Boston Common with a 16,000 seat sports arena sounds like a great idea to people who don't live in the area
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(68)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
♪ It's "Skokie Sergeant's" lonely hearts club scam, taking you for all your dough. "Skokie Sergeant's" lonely hearts club scam, convicted now it's time to go ♪
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Neodymium magnets are the strongest available in the world, and you can crush just about anything between them. "Starting with an apple it quickly becomes clear that these are not the sorts of metals you want just lying around the house" (w/ vid)
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(65)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Star-Lord and Captain America get into a twitter fight over Superbowl XLIX and the time has come to break the seal and use the GEEK and SPORTS tabs together cover your eyes so the demons don't melt your face off as they rise from your computer
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(41)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
'Classy' means different things to different people. Here, it means being buried in a casket covered with car parts to the sound of Johnny Cash
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(15)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Guns don't kill people. Random idiots attacking you for your legally carried concealed weapon don't either, but it still probably hurts a lot
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(319)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Environmental Research Web)
 
 
 
How climate change is going to make flying more difficult: "On some hot days at some airports planes may not be able to take off at their maximum weight given the length of the runways"
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(41)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the lesser ponies overcome Bill Belichick's VCR, or will Tom Brady add another beard to his collection when the New England Patriots face the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC Championship? The fun starts at 6:40 PM ET on CBS
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 59 from Boston. Conor McGregor vs Dennis Siver and Cowboy Cerrone vs Benson Henderson. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, main card on Fox Sports 1 at 10 PM ET
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(321)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of man with sword in train station terrifying passengers. Find role-playing teen with wooden sword, head scarf because Thursday is "Ninja Day." Good thing it wasn't "Terrorist Day" Friday
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(36)
 
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: As a warm up for tomorrow's UFC McGregorpocalypse, it's World Series of Fighting 17, with Jake Shields vs Brian Foster. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on NBC Sports Network
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(70)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers with way too much time on their hands find lizards' penises evolve at six times the rate of their other body parts
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(13)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
In England, watching a guy hump a mailbox can net you $75. Around these parts, we just call it Friday night
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(36)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The best Sports Bars in 19 cities around the US. Arguments why yours should have made the list to the right
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(43)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Some Coastal Guy)
 
 
 
Thinking of buying beachfront property on the outskirts of New Orleans, Houston, Miami, New York, Los Angeles, or DC? Just wait
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's suicide note printed on t-shirts. No word on whether it comes with a little shotgun pendant
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
National Park officials trying to determine origins of 132-year-old rifle found leaning against a tree. Cliff Robertson and Rod Serling unavailable for comment
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(90)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman reports son missing. Tells cops he left home in 1995 to follow Grateful Dead
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(97)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Adidas to sign 500 MLB and NFL players to new endorsement deals, because the sports world desperately needs a Charlie Whitehurst hand warmer
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(16)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Some Shooter)
 
 
 
Being a sports photographer must be fun since you get an up-close look at famous athletes. Especially when the photographer set up next to you on the sideline is Ken Griffey, Jr
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(32)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We left all sorts of crap on the moon. Here's a short list of the interesting stuff
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember, if you're going to cheat on your wife, make sure your favorite sports car is in your name
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(70)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
Former Miss Sweden, actress and '50s/'60s goddess Anita Ekberg and you old farts went straight to go looking for pics of her bathing in the Trevi Fountain even though this is her obituary, didn't you?
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having experience in jungle survival, possessing martial arts proficiency, being a wine and food aficionado. James Bond? Nope. Bear Grylls? Nah. Your friendly flight attendant? Bingo
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a week off the Premier League starts again. Sunderland host 'pool in the early game, Chelsea vs manager less Newcastle, Man City visit Everton and on Sunday the fight for third place as Man Utd host Southampton
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(291)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Images show a man dressed as Batman's sidekick Robin wrestling with an English knight...also a gang of Oompa Loompas throwing furniture." Gotta love the Darts
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(10)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC orders martial arts drama Warrior to come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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(33)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The work week is over, but you're not going anywhere until you finish the Fark Weird News Quiz. Also, take care of those TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo?
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(23)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Selma Hayek's new movie is about her running around in her underwear killing all sorts of mob baddies the entire time and it looks amazeballs
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(155)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi reports that they're killing an Ethopian Killer Maid (tm) with a helpful picture of what an Ethiopian Killer Maid might look like
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Think you've seen them all? Marv Albert's final all-time collection of sports bloopers on Letterman is a thing of beauty and failure
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Beauty experts claim women can keep their facial skin youthful by shaving it. Just don't leave a landing strip or you'll look like Hitler
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(30)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
CDC reports more middle-age, white men die from binge drinking than college students. Yeah, right, like Ebola only spreads by direct contact to infected bodily fluids too
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Tue January 06, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kurdish troops seize Kobane from IS, finally giving them control over exports of Teen Spirit
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ISIS police chief loses his head over recent policing efforts, and he was pretty pissed too
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(51)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Here's the scientific reason salt melts ice in the winter, for those of you liberal arts grads who still don't quite understand why electricity doesn't leak out of wall sockets when there's nothing plugged in
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(22)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea whether this story about ESPN selling web stream subscriptions to their channels should be listed under sports, business, geek, or entertainment
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(41)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's Canada vs Russia for Gold and the World Jrs and Sweden vs Slovakia for Bronze. Will Canada end its medal drought, will Slovakia win a medal? The whole thing starts at 4pm est. (Subby will be at the games, I'll be the one in the Canada sweater)
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(104)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's brother laughs at anyone mad that Chris Christie doesn't fake-love local sports teams like Obama does with Chicago teams
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(122)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
California starts building $68B high-speed rail system, to be finished by 2028 at a cost of $89B, and by 2039 when it opens, the $141B project will get your great-grandchildren from LA to SF, starting in 2060
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(201)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 182, Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier for the light heavyweight title. Also Donald Cerrone vs Myles Jury. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Televised prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(471)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Obama to ban exports of Katy Perry CDs to North Korea
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(46)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Mainstream sports news devolves into photoshop contest
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(14)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
If these reports are true, Iraq is about to be an even bloodier mess than before
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(77)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After beating Florida State like a rented mule, Oregon players take the sportsmanship high ground. Kidding -- they chanted "No Means No" at Jameis Wilson
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(122)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the warm-up acts before the big shows later tonight, we have Auburn vs Wisconsin in the Outback Bowl, Michigan State vs Baylor in the Cotton Bowl Classic, and Missouri vs Minnesota in the Citrus Bowl. Actions starts at Noon ET, ESPN2, ESPN and ABC
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(453)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coroner reports that capitalism killed those 36 people in China
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(23)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A metal snake that automatically inserts itself? GIGGITY
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(30)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest: Sports headlines
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(40)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man arrested for domestic assault after choking his wife with a roll of wrapping paper on Christmas. You never have these sorts of problems on Festivus
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need more proof that falling in love makes your heart skip a beat? Man charts his heartbeat before and after his marriage proposal
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(15)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
School bans "I Can't Breathe" t-shirts, even if they are worn by opposing teams at a basketball tournament, as one high school learned after being banned from the building. "Anarchy is not welcome in public schools"
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(142)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Sure, for most traditional fantasy leagues the season is over. But for those of you who play weekly, specialty or other such leagues, it's your final chance to pick the brains of Fark's Fantasy Football Experts™. Until next season, of course
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(30)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Football player using Jeter's locker kicks game-winning PAT in Pinstripe Bowl. Apparently Jeter's powers transcend all sports
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(16)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
If you absolutely must try and rob the sports bar you are drinking at you might want to find a better weapon than a broom handle
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(14)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's a "Bowlapalooza" today: Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman, Hyundai Sun Bowl, Duck Commander Independence Bowl, New Era Pinstripe Bowl, and the National University Holiday Bowl. Action starts at 1pm ET. Games on ESPN, CBS & ABC
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(108)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It has been 50 years since a Cleveland sports team has won a championship. For those of you who root for teams from that city, how do you handle the futility?
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(75)
 


Thu December 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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(181)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Who will prevail in a battle of former teammates: the Bulls' Pau Gasol or the Lakers' Kobe Bryant? Can the Warriors come out to play, or will they get clipped by the Clippers? Your NBA on TNT live discussion thread, starts at 8:00 EST
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(47)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
I've had with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin weighs in on how the GOP should spin the good economic news. And she only uses the phrase "repeal and replace" once, so you know it's one of her better efforts
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(109)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Christmas Bowl Week continues as Marshall squares off against Northern Illinois in the Boca Raton Bowl, followed by Navy vs. San Diego State in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Action starts at 6pm ET on ESPN
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(23)
 
(Some Hoaloha)
 
 
 
"The Winter Storm Watch has been cancelled and replaced with a Blizzard Watch, bringing with it the possibility of 6 inches of snow, winds gusting up to 95 mph,and temps in the 20's. This has been your weather for Hawaii. Stay tuned for sports"
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(36)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff sports a new contrived nerdy look, somehow makes it work
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MMA fighter chokes his opponent out, then helps save his life. Sportsmanship +100 (w/video)
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the all-time greatest Swedish sports person is...obviously Bjorn Borg. But wait a minute, some soccer player you've never heard of wants a recount
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(23)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Will Quinn finally get Haqqani? Will Carrie kick all sorts of Dar Adal ass? Will Saul be the new CIA chief that we all wanted? Has Season 4 really been the best season? This is your Homeland Season Finale thread (9pm Showtime)
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(30)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Colts run out of Luck trying to beat the Cowboys, will James Flacco be able to avoid J.J. Watt, and can KC find a way to beat the Steelers? It's YOUR NFL football thread. Action starts at 1pm ET on Fox, CBS
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(2071)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
This is the week many leagues crown their champion, and as usual for this time of year, injuries are a major concern. Will your star sit or start? Who do you use as a back-up? Insight to the left, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ to the right
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(49)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday night MMA: UFC Fight Night 58, Lyoto Machida vs C. B. Dollaway, Renan Barao vs Mitch Gagnon. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, televised prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(109)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Eagles keep their playoff hopes alive at Washington? Will the Niners extinguish any faint hope the Chargers might have? It's your Saturday NFL discussion thread. Action starts this afternoon at 4:30 ET on NFL Network
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(1786)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How many people out there like stage banter during concerts? How about 45 minutes of banter from KISS frontman Paul Stanley, PEEEOPLE???
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(40)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what kind of traditions do the rich and famous couples have? Well the Obama family make you earn your presents, for starts
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are some of the most outrageous sports betting coups ever. You and your friends could make a fortune if it wasn't for all the math
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(9)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tim Cook announces that he is greatly offended by media reports on how shabbily Apple's Chinese workforce is treated
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(38)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The eight lamest capitulations in entertainment, sports and politics before Sony raised the bar for everyone else
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Experts say they don't know what the hell kind of weird-ass creature washed up on this California beach, but if everybody needs to panic, they'll say the word (pics)
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - TSA scanning devices can see through plastic and find gun parts hidden in a Playstation 2
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(58)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plus-size woman asks Photoshop experts around the world to make her beautiful. Let's see how they did (not a slideshow)
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All the birds in parts of the U.S. left suddenly the day before the 2014 series of tornadoes that ripped through the south and central U.S. midwest, and some didn't stop flying until they were 700km away
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(28)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson: "Gays will die out because they don't reproduce." Unless they recruit, Pat, unless they recruit
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(167)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap
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(54)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Who are these Florida Panthers, and why are they taking up 4 minutes of Sportscenter? Record breaking 20 round shootout, that's why
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This just in: "JK Rowling confirms that there were Jewish wizards in Hogwarts." Wizards who used their powerful Jew magic to turn invisible so they were never seen or heard from in like 5,000 pages of Harry Potter, one assumes
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(120)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Is Obama destroying Russia's economy?" I know the rule regarding questions in headlines but I think Politico asking it inverts the answer to a positive. Known as the "Inverse Transitive Property of Dumbassery"
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
True sportsmanship: Tiny little league hockey player helps her fallen rival off the ice
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(20)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Methane farts may indicate that there was life on Mars, say Drs. Terrance & Phillip
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(24)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Helicopter parents are shocked to discover that when amped up, professional sports players may utter a bad word or two
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(39)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Columnist asks "Is Danica Patrick on track to become a real doll," immediately starts saving $10,000
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(32)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two months before the race even starts and Brian Vickers is already out of the Daytona 500. Because he has a damn hole in his heart. Again
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(32)
 
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
What recall starts with "f" and ends with "uck"?
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(54)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Murderous Granny had a dark side, according to police reports from the department of No shiat
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(39)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Why is TLC on the sports tab? Because it's not that TLC, it's this TLC. TLC pre-show starts at 7:30PM on WWE network
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(901)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
How's your fantasy team doing? Are you in the playoffs? Are you still in the winners bracket? Are you saying you still have a chance? Insights to the left, last-minute advice from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ to the right
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(82)
 
(Chippewa Herald)
 
 
 
Study finds that 25% of Wisconsonites are binge drinkers, a rate second only to North Dakota. Experts cite a myriad of complex sociological reasons for this, most predominately, what is known as the "what the fark else is there to do here?" Factor
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(75)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Star Trek/Bundesliga mashup. What ya got here, ya see, is a rare hybrid fusion of the Fark "Sports" and "Geek" tabs. Only happens once a generation or so
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(15)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Courts continue to wrestle with the question - Who gets the dog when you break up?
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(11)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 13, Junior Dos Santos vs Stipe Miocic live on free TV. Fight Pass prelims at 3:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 Prelims at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET on your local Fox affiliate. Also WSOF 16, Fitch vs Palhares afterward
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(352)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ugly vintage sports jerseys are the hottest item of clothing this year. "Unsurprisingly, ugly sweaters surrounding National Football League teams and players are of highest demand" (with pics that will hurt your eyedrums)
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Three words that should strike terror into the hearts of Americans: Tea Party Democrats
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(145)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Student develops social media reader that lets you track the moment your paranoid uncle starts to post unhinged rants, so you can unfollow before major damage has been done
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(12)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to review case about Spider-Man toy. Legal experts expect the landmark decision in Finders v. Keepers will surely come into play
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(35)
 
(Geekpr0n)
 
Video
 
You'll get hit in the nostalgias as this girl performs classical NES themes on the piano. Her Duck Tales rendition is off the charts
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(24)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: The Ultimate Fighter 20 Finale, with Carla Esparza vs Rose Namajunas for the inaugural strawweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(144)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suffering perhaps a worse upset than their Big Ten counterparts Michigan, Nebraska loses in basketball to the D1 powerhouse Incarnate Word. In other news, there is a college called Incarnate Word
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(31)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Recession continues to slow U.S. birth rate, striking fear in the hearts of all of those afraid that the planet is going to run out of people
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(123)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Whoopi Goldberg farts on The View, echoing sentiments of viewers since Barbara Walters left
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(14)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
All that HR bullshiat you keep hearing about how important Work-Life balance is to your employer? Yeah, good luck with that, now finish choking down that bologna sandwich before your 12th conference call of the day starts at 9PM
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(74)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You can't be a Bond villain before the filming starts... and the filming can't start without Bond villain cars
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news if you dropped out of college after a year and are living in parent's basement playing video games: you still have four years of eligibility left. Report to your nearest campus. Bring your controller. And yes, this is a sports story
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(12)
 
(US Air Force)
 
 
 
"The F-35 has a fuel temperature threshold and may not function properly if the fuel temperature is too high, so after collaborating with other bases... we painted the {fuel} tanks white." Good thing we haven't fought any wars in deserts recently
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(213)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman divorces man in 1992. Man starts a company in 1995 that is now worth over £100 million. Woman decides to sue man for some of that money
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(330)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Saying Pluto isn't a planet is pretty much the same as telling dinosaur experts that Jurassic Park could happen
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(202)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
LA fire closes parts of two freeways. Garner protests closed down the rest and most of Oakland
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(59)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For many fantasy leagues, the playoffs kicked off the week. Are you positioned for a run at the title, or do you need some assistance from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™? This week's breakdowns to the left, opinion and advice to the right
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(64)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 181, with two title fights. Hendricks vs Lawler II and Pettis vs Melendez. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, and the main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(293)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
One of the biggest sports upsets in memory. 293rd ranked NJ Institute of Technology defeats 17th ranked Michigan. NJIT's previous claim to fame- losing 51 games in a row
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA Times reports increase in hit-and-runs involving bicyclists hit by cars. Let's see how concerned their readers are
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(293)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After Oregon's win Friday night, there are five games remaining that will have a direct impact on the final ranking for the inaugural College Football Playoff. The action starts at Noon ET. Are you ready?
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(1064)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Bored with its native dangerous animal selection, Australia starts importing exciting new varieties from overseas
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
M-m-m-m... Peanut butter and bacon flavored Pop-tarts
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(35)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Watch as this 30,000cc radial engine finally starts. WHOA
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(24)
 
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Friday Women's MMA: Invicta 10, with Michelle "The Karate Hottie" Waterson vs Herica Tiburcio for the atomweight title. Starts at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(116)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Is Joey Logano old enough for a sip of champagne? Can Grampa Childress stay awake so late? Is Kevin Harvick finally going to be Happy at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Award Banquet, 9 PM ET on Fox Sports One?
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(186)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK to citizens: No need to worry about our eavesdropping on you, we have double secret courts to rubber stamp our surveillance
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: Reports say the White House is contemplating imposing sanctions on a Middle Eastern country until they improve their human rights record and stop ignoring UN resolutions. Holy Screaming FARK: Israel
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(257)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Second verse, hopefully not same as the first. A little bit louder and a first. Orion test flight. Coverage starts at 6 am EST
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(301)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
"I want to come home, my iPod is broken and they make me do the washing up" - European jihadist recruits in Iraq are missing their home comforts
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(64)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama administration to give out purple hearts for workplace violence
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The true war on Christmas: ABC has been cutting out parts of Charlie Brown Christmas to make room for more commercials
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(111)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Do you hate it when you're having fun at a Nets game and the guy behind you starts beating you with his prosthetic leg?
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(34)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Courts can compel Apple and Google to unlock cell phones according to... George Washington?
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(33)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
It took almost 70 years, but art museum experts in Japan have finally recreated copy of Vincent van Gogh's "Sunflowers" that was incinerated in American air raid
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(37)
 
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Drug-sniffing dog snorts cocaine during bust
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(36)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Ever true to his progressive principles, DeBlasio vows that no matter what, he will never abandon the little guy - as exemplified by these scrappy upstarts he likes to call the Manhattan real-estate industry
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(42)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
ESPN analysis discovers that surprisingly high 8 percent of men who own TV never watch televised sports. They tried to survey men who don't even OWN a TV, but were chased away by smug cloud
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
CAN Drew Brees step up and beat the Steelers? WILL Colt McCoy be able to beat the Colts? WHO will win the Brady/Rodgers Bowl? The gridiron action starts 1pm ET on CBS/FOX
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(3075)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Three games already in the books, and the playoffs looming, last minute roster adjustments could make or break your seedings. Get all the answers to your questions with the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™
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(25)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
"Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN is brought to you by ... The Creationist Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky. ESPN, the world-wide leader in sports and suspending know-it-all heathen reporters"
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a move sure to bring closure to the people of Egypt, the courts have dismissed all charges of Ex-President Mubarak in connection to protestor deaths during the 2011 uprising
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(20)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After being snubbed by Anderson Cooper, Billy Corgan is selling t-shirts emblazoned with the phrase "F*ck you Anderson Cooper." Because that's what mature adults do
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DNA pioneer James Watson puts his Nobel Prize up for sale. Experts call it the 2nd most famous item associated with DNA since a certain blue dress became known
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(28)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
According to the Billboard charts, One Direction are officially bigger than the Beatles
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(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
TiVo reports lower 3Q profits. Stock goes into rewind
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(18)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says she's portraying the villain in the Paddington Bear movie, denying reports that the bear is actually the terrifying villain in this year's darkest horror movie
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(11)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a holiday without an east-coast winter storm to mess up all the airports: say hello to Weather Storm Cato
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(65)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Experts conclude Iran will have to compromise nothing while it receives its 875th deadline extension, just discovered oxygen
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(81)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Salmonella in ten states linked to raw bean sprouts. Food industry experts shocked that there are Americans who eat bean sprouts
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(18)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides is pretty thorough, with charts and graphs and MASHED POTATOES OVER STUFFING? THIS LIST FAILS
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(132)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Failing to work at university only hurts you"
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(6)
 
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sports book robbed by a man who looks a lot like Jose Canseco, although it's too early to start pointing fingers
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(31)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ten foods that experts say are good for you that you think are gross and won't eat, like Marmite, liver, anchovies, brussels sprouts and beetroot. Have them all on the same sammich to get over a few of your food phobias at once
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(152)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Huhwha? Whaddaya mean, MNF starts at 7 EST this week? The hell? J E S T? in Detroit? Buffalo is involved? Aw hell
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(245)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
If you're one of the millions of people heading to the airports this holiday season because you're a masochist, here are tips on surviving the ten worst airports in North America
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(116)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Senior aggression now becoming a common problem in nursing homes. Especially on Friday when the tartar sauce starts to run low
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"A rare video has appeared showing an F-15 pilot traverse the famous low-level route VR-1355 which starts in Washington and ends in Oregon. The route is one of the most difficult in the world and is reserved for only the best US military pilots"
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(88)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a veritable "Who?" for the 2014 American Music Awards, with people named Azalea, Legend, Pharrell, and Lorde getting the most nominations. Will anyone watch? It's your official AMA discussion thread. The music starts at 8PM ET
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(86)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Getting primed for the playoffs? To the left, some booms and busts in Weeks 14-16. To the right, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ with the latest advice to get you ready for football supremacy
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(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steven Van Zandt tuns 65 this weekend. From 1995, here's the great "Two Hearts" duet with Springsteen
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(13)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 57, Frankie Edgar vs Cub Swanson. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass, prelims at 8 PM ET and main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(149)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Judge to New Jersey sports betting: "Nay Nay"
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(20)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fark: Two computer scientists respond to a predatory journal with 7 words, complete with charts and graphs. Total WTF: The journal prints it (Not safe for work Language)
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(160)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would get rid of those pesky scientists from science advisory board, making room for more "experts"
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(146)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Janice Dickinson says her publisher redacted parts of her book for fear of retaliation from Cosby. Fark: To Howard Stern. When the book was first published
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(278)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN reports that nearly 1,000 people have died fighting in Eastern Ukraine since the government signed a truce with rebels. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(12)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
How badly-behaved sports stars such as Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong and Michael Vick have fundamentally changed sponsorship contracts, making them cheaper and shorter: "Sponsors are terrified their endorser of today will end up on TMZ tomorrow"
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female Russian sports fan has 'scariest voice in the world' according to locals who've apparently never tried to cut off drinks at a bar during a Fark party
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Duck Dynasty" now has spin-off, as Louisiana brothers who sell hunting supplies and are BFFs with the Robertsons get own reality show on A&E detailing their daily hijinks. "Willie has really become a great friend of ours and a hairy stepbrother"
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(42)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Bumfights' creator accused of stealing preserved child body parts from a hospital, apparently having taken that 'have a heart' thing too literally
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(25)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Steal a ball thrown to a visiting team's fan at a New Orleans Saints home game? That's a public shaming from local sports media in an article that even names you so other Who Dats know who you are
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(101)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
48 years ago, Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations" reached #1 on the UK charts. Here's a look at how this recording was made
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(19)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Week 11 is a make-or-break week for many fantasy leagues, as the bubble teams battle to position themselves for the playoffs. Is your team on the bubble? Do you need some help? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ are here for you
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(65)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Why wait for CNN to post the scare headline "Is Polio back?" CDC reports 75 US kids paralyzed by mystery polio-like disease. Very, very scary Doctor Bill
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(63)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: 3 events at the same time tonight. UFC 180, Werdum vs Hunt. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET. Also Bellator 131 Tito vs Bonnar, and WSOF 15, Guillard vs Gaethje
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(239)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Tom, the seven-year-old rescue cat who cares for VA hospice patients and comforts the families that are grieving for their loved ones, thereby making some of their final Caturdays the best in their lives
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(1006)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin steals one from the GOP, starts his own Wikipedia
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(39)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
KFC Japan to open "KFC Colonel's Café" in Kobe, a relaxing all-day eatery featuring artisanal toast, French press coffee, delectable desserts, and pancakes and ice cream in addition to regular KFC menu items
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(9)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25 points separating Matt "Old Man" Crafton and Ryan "I Still Have Most Of My Baby Teeth" Blaney. A championship is on the line at the NCWTS Ford Ecoboost 200 season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway. 8pm EST on FoxSports1
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(202)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
When hipsters write about sports: Seattle sports columnist analyzes which Greek myth each team in the NFC West most closely resembles and why. Well, at least she admits the Seahawks are Narcissus
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(24)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
What it's like to work as a pro sports mascot: "The smell stays with the suit"
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hours after legalizing gay marriage, Kansas suffers earthquake. Coincidence? Well their senator is Pat Roberts
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(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kobe, Cy Young and Brett Favre hold some of the most dubious records in the world of sports ... that no one wants
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(68)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S weather system hacked. Thousands of occluded fronts and low-pressure systems urged to change their passwords, monitor credit reports
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bears aren't the only Chicago sports institution being demolished this fall: Wrigley Field bleachers are officially gone
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colbert Breitbarts Breitbart (corrected)
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(66)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The history of how the first wildcats living on the outskirts of human camps evolved into LOLcats is a fascinating story
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(43)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy finally rescued from IKEA after six-day search. No word on if any parts are missing
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(31)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Archaeologist proposes renovating the Roman Colosseum for concerts and sports. Which actually makes sense since it already has a better plumbing system than the Oakland-Alameda Coliseum
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Kilauea volcano starts impromptu luau in town
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(48)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Card shuffling experts ... in close up digital
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Janet Mihalyfi, the woman who spent $35,000 on efforts to find her missing dog, Havoc, including hiring private eye dog investigators and four separate psychics. No, she hasn't found him yet
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(69)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Lost in last night's Simpsons/Futurama crossover was this: Canyonero now available as a hybrid. Unexplained fires remain a question for the courts
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(47)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
More people arrested in Fort Lauderdale for the heinous crime of feeding the homeless. Reports of a guy with seven loaves and seven fishes among those arrested have been unsubstantiated
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(274)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the beginning of the stretch run with just four weeks left to make an impact or fall flat in the standings. Are you positioned to make a run? Let the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ help you to the top
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers turn cockroaches into cyborgs to help in search and rescue efforts. Yeah, this won't have any unexpected consequences, no, not at all
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Walmart starts selling college themed merchandise from 270 schools. Store employees now further depressed after realizing if they had gone to any of those schools they wouldn't have to work at Walmart
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(29)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
The Jobs era of thinking is officially obsolete as it becomes apparent that Apple is now willing to settle for substandard parts to save money
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(49)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon starts preparing his résumé as Tonight Show has highest ratings in months when Leno returned
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(54)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 56, Shogun Rua vs Ovince St. Preux. Prelims at 8 PM ET on Fox Sports 2, main card at 10:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(169)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters to their camp chefs: What's for lunch today? Chefs: Death delivered to you with a side of sneaky smarts from us
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(107)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
We know that hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death. Life is just a place where we spend time between games. So time for life today because we have 12 games to watch and it all starts at 3 PM ET
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(85)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Some Goon)
 
 
 
Five NHL games tonight and it all starts with the Battle To The Bottom. Can the Oilers score two own goals? Should the Sabres just send their Ice Girls to play? Bring your anti-depressants and paper bag hats, it all starts at 7PM est
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sports reporter nearly fired for being too sexy. John Madden can relate
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dictators, palaces, ebola, student debt and buying a better sports team. Oh my
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(14)
 
(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
Oh he's a lumbersexual and he's OK, works all night and he sleeps all day. Chops down hipsters, in flannel shirts, rubs metrosexuals with his beeeaaarrrddd
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(57)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Experts say hackers could easily take over people's computer-controlled pacemakers, once again turning Homeland into a high-tech documentary
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(11)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
This just in: Airports will be crowded on Thanksgiving Holiday
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(33)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Early reports that a Fallout 4 was under development determined to be as fake as news of Abe Vigoda's last death
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(75)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Artie Lange has been banned from ESPN, despite the vast hordes of desperate fans who want to see him on the sports network
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(81)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert on CNN's Magic Wall: "They're so desperate they're turning to the dark arts"
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(9)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Today's Champions League matches include City trying to stay alive against CSKA, Roma hoping to avoid another destruction at Munich, and Barcelona looking to recover from a slip in the domestic league. Fun starts at 2:45 ET
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(117)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Fans don't have a problem that Jadeveon Clowney was checking out sexy selfies on Instagram during Sunday's game and neither does his coach. But it really pissed off an AM sports radio host
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts advise same-sex couples to get a pre-nup before marrying, because you don't want to leave custody of the Papillon to chance
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(7)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lobbyist secretly recorded telling oil and gas execs to fight climate change-inspired regulations by presenting the facts and science that supports their position. Just kidding, he tells them to dig up dirt on the private lives of "green" activists
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is what the sweatshop laborers who make the $75 "This is what a feminist looks like" T-shirts look like
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(417)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Who was in the woods with Daryl? Will the group head to Alexandria? Will they find a pacifier for Judith? Find out tonight in "Stabtown." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. Brain chomping starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(516)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 9, with Barb Honchak vs Takayo Hashi for the flyweight title, also Mizuki Inoue vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz. Starts at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(124)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Logano's on the pole, but Chase leads the points. Can Regan Smith close the gap? Will Dick make another premature exit? It's your NASCAR Nationwide Series O'Reilly Auto Parts Challenge at Texas Motor Speedway. 4pm on FUESPN
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(101)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Columnist uses GPS to tracks thieves who stole wife's iPhone, reports location of thieves to police with predictable results
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(206)
 
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
To minimize risky human contact, top US experts are working on robots to help care for patients of deadly Ebola-and even "robot morticians"
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(31)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Here's a best case scenario: Beer truck accident starts an impromptu village party
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(9)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Military mandatory sex survey draws complaints over graphic, blunt questions. Geez, it can't be a real survey without inserting some deep, probing questions about body parts and orifices now, could it?
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: "Government hackers broke into my laptop to cover up Benghazi" Security experts: "Your backspace key is stuck, you dumb fark"
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(122)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Organization for Marriage backs Democratic candidate who supports gay marriage to spite gay Republican candidate, divides by zero
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nurse Nina Pham's dog does not have Ebola. How safe is your dog? Find out after weather and sports
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(55)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
News outlet reports Maine pizzeria delivers pie to Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox. Coming up next: Pizza will give you Ebola
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(141)
 
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
New nanomaterial converts 90% of captured light into heat, surpassing the previous record held by "dashboard of a Toyota Sienna"
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(34)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor calls for "American jihad" to spread US-style democracy around the world by force. Presumably this would be paid for by unicorn farts rather than raising taxes
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(131)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thief armed only with her own breasts squirts milk at pharmacy workers, makes off with $127
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(74)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New iPad Air 2 components cost Apple just one dollar more to build than the previous model, according to the teardown experts at IHS, while Apple is selling the things for $200 more than the last generation
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(71)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sports commentator Mike Francesa, normally so calm and reserved, unleashes brutal seven-minute rant about the Jets
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(32)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mesmerizing photos of older dogs will tug at your heartstrings, make you want to hug your faithful friend
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(6)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It just felt like we needed to put a stake in them at that point," says man whose job it is to coach amateur athletes in competition in a fair, safe, equitable and sportsmanlike manner
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(21)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says group One Direction stole parts of Baba O'Reilly for their biggest hit, doesn't care: "I could hear a bit of The Who in it, but so what? Considering the stuff we ripped off over the years, it doesn't really matter"
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(10)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Drake starts another fight at a club in a vain attempt to prove he is legitimately from the streets
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(9)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NASA says 'Earth will experience six days of total darkness in December' story now going viral is the fakest thing to hit the Internet since reports of Abe Vigoda's last death
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(34)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who's hot (Brady, Hillman, Tate)? Who's not (Ryan, Gore, Hunter)? And, most importantly, what should you do about it (ask the Fark Fantasy Football experts to the right)?
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(41)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 179, Jose Aldo vs Chad Mendes II for the featherweight title. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass, Prelims at 8 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, main card on PPV
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(129)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Your dream of a sports car that transforms into a real robot just inched closer to reality, thanks to Japan
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oregon. Michigan State. Ohio State. Kansas State. TCU. Auburn. Alabama. Arizona. Arizona State. All one loss teams, all looking to move up in the rankings on College Football Saturday. Action starts at Noon ET
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(272)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can 39-year-old Tim Hudson roll back the clock and lead the Giants to victory? Or will the Royals be able to take back home field advantage by stealing a game at AT&T Park? Your World Series game three discussion thread. Game starts at 8:07 pm ET
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(576)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Celebrate National Dessert Month by honoring the world's best desserts (and where to find them)
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(14)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas couple: A woman is property, so gay marriage hurts our property value
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(208)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What if other sports coaches wore uniforms like MLB managers? It would be hilarious and awesome, that's what
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(40)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports of a young naked woman running through the snow. Fortunately, she was doing it for a good reason
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(40)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
We've replaced gastronomic experts' usual finely-honed diet of hipster-foodie pretense with a selection from McDonald's. Naturally, they love it
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(175)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New L.A. Clipper causes stir by asking to wear old-style nut-hugging shorts for 2014-15. John Stockton unavailable to lend his out, so team had to place special order
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(37)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Experts still have no idea why millennials aren't buying cars. Latest theory: their degraded attitudes about privacy don't motivate them to get their own private vehicle like older, more freedom-oriented generations did
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(284)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ebola Czar officially starts his job today. No word on when the Influenza Chief or Meningitis Sultan will begin their respective posts
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(161)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's dental health experts report children as young as three are suffering from severe tooth decay. This is shocking - who knew there were dental health experts in Britain?
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(49)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Texas LT GOV candidate Dan Patrick: God speaks to all of us through Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson
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(187)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember when we used to think Hollywood was out of ideas? Eli Roth's Cabin Fever starts filming this week using the exact same script he wrote in 2002
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(45)
 
(Westman Journal)
 
 
 
Westman Journal (Manitoba) discovers that FARK often comes up with some amazing sports headlines
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(0)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Just in time for the upcoming holidays, the world's 10 worst airports. Reasons why your local airport should be on the list, to the right (link deslided)
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(26)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Lakers Steve Nash hurts his back carrying luggage, immediately tells Kobe to pack lighter on road trips
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(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hello Kitty turns 40, starts getting really concerned about weird hair growing out of earlobes, and that gut that just won't go away no matter how hard it exercises
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(25)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
At the midway point of many fantasy leagues, now is the time when contenders separate themselves from pretenders. Need an extra edge? Let the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ help you achieve gridiron domination
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(76)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(AOL)
 
 
 
Used car prices predicted to fall. New car leasing to become easier. Naturally, financial experts forecast disaster if anyone can actually buy a car without going into debt for decades
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(105)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When Ian McKellen imparts some wisdom to your exam class, it can be EPIC
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(38)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do Wainwright and the Cardinals have enough left in the tank to send the series back to St. Louis? Will Bumgarner and the Giants punch their ticket to The World Series? NLCS Game 5 action starts tonight at 8PM Eastern on FS1
source: m.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(266)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Family farms found to still produce more than 80 percent of the world's food. Guess all those FarmAid concerts with Willie Nelson in the 1980s must have worked
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(17)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Group of trekkers killed in Nepal by heavy snow, wearing red shirts
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(70)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the Giants maintain their home-field advantage against the Cardinals? Did last night's rainout wash away the Royals postseason mojo? It's your LCS Game 3 discussion thread. Coverage starts at 4PM Eastern on FS1
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(245)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
The 10 most brutal on-field fights in pro sports history. There's only one from hockey, so this list could use some additions
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(10)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sports betting not going ahead in New Jersey because even if the governor is fine with it, it's still a federal crime
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(25)
 
(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
 
 
Stunningly brazen thieves steal precious steamroller parts in a "military style attack." In related news, some steamroller parts are "precious"
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(33)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's 2014 and perverts still haven't figured out you don't take your 35mm film to the local drugstore to get developed, no matter how artistic you think the pictures might be
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(134)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Andy Reid regrets not giving his All Pro running back the ball more after a loss. In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning, and there have been reports of bears defecating in wooded areas
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(18)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will Jake Peavy and the Giants continue their even-numbered-year magic? Can Lance Lynn and the Cardinals get the split at home in a must-win game? It's your NLCS Game 2 discussion thread. Coverage starts at 8PM Eastern on FS1
source: m.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terrorism experts fear we are at the start of World War Three, as the Syria-Turkey border town of Kobane faces falling to Isis"
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(157)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When your college has a 'blackout' football game, you're supposed to show up wearing black shirts, black pants, and black shoes. Just don't show up in black face
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: WSOF 14, Jake Shields vs Ryan Ford, also Smealinho Rama vs Derrick Mehmen for the heavyweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on NBC Sports Network
source: wsof.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the Royals go up 2 games to none in Baltimore? Can the Cards' Adam Wainwright bounce back from his last miserable start? Does Madison Bumgarner have the silliest name in MLB? ALCS Game 2 starts at 4PM EDT on TBS. NLCS Game 1 at 8PM on Fox
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(136)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We got football, baseball playoffs, and hockey just started.....It's a good time to be anyone but Adrian Peterson. It's your general sports discussion thread
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(161)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Overkill: EA Sports hired an LHC physicist to model the puck in the new NHL game
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(26)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Dell unveils new packaging for its computers made out of mushrooms, wheatgrass, and cow farts
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(4)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today in hard-hitting sports journalism: "What does Fran Tarkenton think about AJ McCarron's criticism of Nick Saban?"
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(13)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Doesn't it seem like Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year?
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Adams' go-ahead three-run home run against Clayton Kershaw as called by Joe Buck (FOX Sports 1), John Rooney (KMOX), and Vin Scully (KLAC). A very interesting contrast in the announcing styles of a game changing moment
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(56)
 
(The Score (Ireland))
 
 
 
Two players in 9-darts BOTH achieve the rare perfect 501 score. "No one thought it would ever happen and it probably won't happen again" (w/video)
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(32)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's turn back the clock a week or so and see how ESPN's panel of "experts" predicted the MLB playoffs would go. Wow, they were eerily 100% accurate--in Bizarro World's sʈʈoʎɐld ᙠ˥W, anyway
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(75)
 
(Life News)
 
 
 
TLC censors Duggar family's pro-life t-shirts, which means viewers will be forced to assume a couple with 19 kids are abortionists
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(108)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Man converts old amusement park bumper cars into legal street vehicles. Yeah, you'd drive one to work (Link now SFW)
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(31)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Once again voter suppression efforts seem to have backfired spectacularly as GA sees a surge of new voter registrations so large that it has almost overwhelmed the processing system, something unheard of in an off-year election
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(96)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
"Many customers in the store that were shopping, standing on the blood, pushing their shopping carts over the blood, we had to tell them, that's human blood. They had to get out of the store ASAP"
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(101)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted virologist, reality show star, duck call manufacturer, and beard-yeast cultivator Phil Robertson claims you can't get STDs from "Biblically Correct Sex"
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(96)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Golf hipsters (aka Gipsters) no longer play the conventional game -- they play hickory golf with antique wooden clubs and make sure to wear proper 19th-century sports apparel of plus fours, flat caps, and long skirts
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's what the 2014 elections are about, in two easy-to-get-mad-at charts
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(169)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Experts conclude Jimmy Kimmel is the celebrity most likely to give you a virus
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(21)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Mellencamp says his new record is thoughtful and not filled with pop hooks. Industry experts predict sales between 5 and 15 copies
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(22)
 
(IMSA)
 
 
 
This is it: the first season of the United Sports Car Championship ends here, with Prototypes and both GT titles still on the line. Petit Le Mans, streaming live at 11:00 AM Eastern on imsa.com, with Fox Sports 2 supposedly picking up at 3:00 PM
source: imsa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Saturday Cinema: Private Parts, 1972 - An Ohio runaway stays at her Aunt's hotel in LA where guests disappear with alarming frequency
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(8)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA: UFC Fight Night 53, prelims at 12:10 PM ET, main card at 3 PM, both on Fight Pass. UFC Fight Night 54, MacDonald vs Saffiedine, early prelims on Fight Pass at 7 PM ET, Prelims on Fox Sports 2 at 8 PM, main card at 10 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(220)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DC Entertainment accused of sexism for releasing t-shirts for women with the phrase "Training to be Batman's Wife" on them, may now have to cancel their plans for "Sue Dibny Enjoyed It" shirts
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(104)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Roberts (R-eeling) calls the guy he's losing to in the polls "Politician." Difficulty: Roberts has been around for 34 years, his opponent has zero years experience
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(77)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study shows the power of social media for terror propaganda. Which is pretty easy to understand, after getting all those links and stories from your crazy Uncle Joe and Gramma Mary Ann, bless their hearts
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(17)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(The Daily Banter)
 
 
 
Republicans can't find a black woman who supports them, so they steal one from the internet
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(207)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
When it comes to smartphones, experts already worrying that we have reached peak app: "Games and novelties aside, there are simply fewer and fewer areas of daily life that remain to be 'disrupted' by utopian-minded Silicon Valley geeks"
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(40)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Romero institute reports that interesting lies get more attention than the boring but otherwise factual rebuttals
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(31)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
These two charts will tell you everything you need to know about why eBay is spinning off PayPal into a separate company
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(21)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Netflix commissions Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sequel directed by famed martial arts choreographer Yuen Wo-Ping, starring Michelle Yeoh, and including Donnie Yen and Jason Scott Lee. Will you be watching CTHD 2 Electric Boogaloo?
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(53)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New York National Guard told not to hand out any T-shirts while on recruiting visit to high school because school policy forbids students from wearing any article of clothing with guns on it. Like a New York National Guard T-shirt (pic)
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(113)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's funniest sports injury goes to Detroit Lions TE Joseph Fauria, who hurt himself potty-training his dog
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(14)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Another week, another card system hacked. This time it's Supervalu and Albertsons, with the breach affecting more than a dozen states
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(67)
 

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