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Thu August 25, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fenway Park being upgraded to better handle international soccer matches, Liverpool FC friendlies, or possibly relocated New England Revolution which would make Boston "East Coast version of Portland"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Raiders apply for "Las Vegas Raiders" trademark. Also, San Antonio Raiders, Portland Raiders, Fresno Raiders, and Sacramento Raiders. Good to cover all your bases
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Brightcove)
 
 
 
It's tough being a turtle. LGT Video
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Thu August 18, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
On this date in 1587, first child born in America to English parents. Birth certificate and the rest of the Roanoke colony disappear shortly thereafter
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints CB Cortland Finnegan says you're darn right he's a dirty player, because players in their prime aren't going to end their career by choice
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Fri August 12, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Austrian who posted Hitler Cat photo is jailed. Stalin Snake, Mussolini Mouse and Tojo Turtle still allowed
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Mon August 08, 2016
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Stop painting your turtles
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What kind of a world are we living in where a man can't take his pet turtle disguised as a KFC burger on holiday?
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
BDSM coffee shop opens in Portland. Not sure how you drink coffee through a ballgag, though
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
And lo, did it come to pass that the shirtless man, armed only with rocks, did glorious battle against the formidable piece heavy construction equipment known as a hydraulic excavator, until the police did arrive to intervene
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Yertle's Cheeto problem
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Canuck MP emerges shirtless, challenges Russian nutter Putin to a throw down.. Okay so he was just on a vacation with his family
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(Some CACM)
 
 
 
To Seymour / output thanks [ Logo Turtle ] / end
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Still turtling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now I am not a superstitious man, but when a "smiley face" appears in the caldera of a volcano shortly before it erupts, that CAN'T be good. No sir, not good at all
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Scientists say not to expect many world records to be broken at this year's Olympics since most top athletes have already reached the limits of human biology-or the same damn thing they've been saying since shortly before the 4-minute mile was broken
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's shortlist of Supreme Court judiciary picks has emerged, and boy is it better than Donald Trump, which just contains Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, and Judge Reinhold
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Dead shark found stabbed on the beach. Sea turtles refuse to talk to police
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Thanks to its profusion of single-location coffee shops and microbreweries, Seattle has defeated Portland to become America's most hipster city in 2016
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Portland, people are outraged that a restaurant owner doesn't want to hire vegans
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"India's sophisticated laws and progressive policies fail with startling regularity. A new study locates a possible reason as to why in the convoluted bureaucratic system of the Indian state and its obsession with paper"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Portlanders to pay $2.50 per hour to indirectly share taint cooties as Biketown bike sharing program goes live
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Miss your flight at Kennedy? It's the turtles' fault
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren's name has disappeared from the list of DNC speakers, fueling speculation she's still on Hillary Clinton's VP shortlist
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Thu July 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tiny fish trolls sea turtle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence accepts Donald Trump's VP offer. Chris Christie expected to be released out of captivity shortly
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are two separate American soccer cultures: one white, the other Latino. One, based in Brooklyn, Portland, and Seattle, attracts many more cosplayers and media. The other, based in the South and Southwest, attracts many more fans
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists say herpes outbreak among Australia's green sea turtles likely triggered by pollution, your mom's down under vacation
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Sat July 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a turtle running on a treadmill at the gym
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland Police Chief was NOT DRUNK when he shot his lifelong friend and then lied about it. Does that make it better or worse?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon may be a progressive area of a very blue state, but you are still going to get shot if you sneak into a child's bedroom at night
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Sun June 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turtle can't answer if Trump is qualified, but sure is glad he is now using teleprompters
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turtle resting comfortably after tourist assault. Recovery expected to be slow but steady
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to ban Google News shortly
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Thu June 16, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Video shows day in the life of a popular sea turtle at New Orleans aquarium
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For decades, scientists have been seeking pieces of the second asteroid involved in the enormous collision that sent meteorites hurtling across the solar system. Nothing has ever been found. Until now
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Takei tells LGBTQ community to fight for gun restrictions; shirtless, open-carry rapier licences
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption this proclaiming turtle
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're 'almost killed' by a turtle as it nearly smashes through the car windshield while driving on the freeway?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Here's R. Kelly trying to prove to a drunk, shirtless guy that he is R. Kelly
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze knocks X-Men VII:Apocalypse out of first with a dismal $33.7 million, Me Before You #3 with $18.3 million, Alice II: Electric Boogaloo #4 with $11 million, Pop Star a soft #7 with $4.6 million
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook wants you all to know that it's not listening to your microphone to covertly sell you ads, nope, no way, nuh-uh, no siree, no way
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman calls Trump University "phony and heartless". Later he backtracked on the statement, says he didn't mean to include the "university" part
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland, Seattle and Denver home prices are the fastest growing in the country. Subby trying to think of what the three cities have in common, but consumption of recreational marijuana has clouded his thought process
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle says Trump won't change the GOP
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"The best thing we can say about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 is that it's less than two hours long"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yertle says he'll have a system of checks and balances in place to make sure Trump doesn't do anything stupid as president
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wait a minute, they are making figurines based on the The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game from 1989? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY QUARTERS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portland police chief "accidentally" shoots his friend and then claims his friend accidentally shot himself. Hopefully, we're not about to find out about friend's "relationship" with police chief's wife
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle with a 3-D printed shell made out of corn-based plastic
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Mon May 23, 2016
(DW)
 
 
 
Today. Is. World. Turtle. Day
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. Now with more Krang
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Wed May 18, 2016
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Police dash cam captures early morning fireball hurtling across New England
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle walker
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar offers Portland theme with Oregon craft beers, salads topped with PNW fruit, and scrap of PDX carpet on wall. "The current appeal of American cities to Japanese diners highlights a shift in what type of U.S. cool gets the most attention"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Frightened turtle crashes through woman's windshield. No euphemisms were harmed in the making of this headline
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle nervously pokes out of its shell, meekly asks Donald Trump to stop insulting people
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Raptors and Heat take their slapfight north of the border and Golden State tries to put Portland out of their misery in Oakland. First tip at 8 ET, both games on TNT
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Tue May 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors about the Portland Trail Blazers: "Do I think they're done? Of course I think they're done"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle will meet the Once-ler
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Sat May 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Toronto looks to right the ship against Miami, while Golden State looks to miss Curry for another game (though they aren't really worried) as they try for a 3-0 lead over Portland. First game at 5pm on ESPN, second at 8:30pm on ABC
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That birth mark you're obsessed with can just be eliminated with this wonderful laser surgery, unless things go horribly wrong and you now look like a box turtle
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors won their third straight game without Stephen Curry playing. After getting dominated by Trailblazers for three quarters, Warriors hit back with a fourth quarter sledgehammer. Draymond Green tried to help by calling a Portland timeout
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Raptors take the Heat or will they be shut in the refrigerator? Can the Warriors stay Golden or will Portland blaze a new trail? Round 2 of the NBA playoffs, first tip @ 8pm
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet sprightly. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Good luck explaining to your insurance company that you crashed your car on the highway because you were startled by a life-or-death struggle between a marten and a chicken
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight we've got road teams trying to force Game 7s with Toronto at Indiana, Miami in Charlotte trying to close it out, and the husk of Clippers heads to Portland. It's your NBA playoff thread. Tip off at 8 PM ET
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