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Fri October 20, 2017
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What you missed in his performance at that bizarre press conference yesterday was General Kelly explicitly and overtly laying out the logic that in his mind would justify a military coup in this country
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
States tightening the leash on fake service dogs, expect to choke off the problem shortly. Your dog wants some breathing room
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
No longer confined to the coasts, K-Pop infiltrates the heartland and inflames the hearts of real Americans. "We were within arm's length of people that we idolize. We went from being just fanboys and fangirls to going on beer runs for the idols"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Suns don't shine in Portland
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's actually starting to look possible that Portland will get an MLB team
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Markets reach new heights partly due to "Fat Apple"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Good: IndyCar is going back to Portland. Bad: At the expense of Watkins Glen
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another Cabinet Secretary caught using government planes for travel. Bonus: This one has a turtle fetish
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Thu September 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
80s alt-rockers The Pixies set off smoke alarms during a concert in Portland, requiring EMS response
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House kitchen preparing a special of Turtle Soup
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Sat September 23, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series playoff starts at Kentucky in the igotcrabsatmyrtlebeach.com 300 at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland shortlisted as one of the next cities to get a Major League Baseball team, their mascot said to be named "Hairy", the bearded hipster
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland's Rose City Comic Con bans Nazi COSPlayers...and HYDRA costumes, for good measure. Agent Bob unavailable for comment
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The championship 16 have to be rock steady as they bebop along toward the championship when The Chaseoffs begin as the NASCAR Mutagen Cup Series points the party wagon toward Chicagoland for the Tales of the Turtles 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook issues new guidelines that make "Those who share clickbait or sensationalism, or post misinformation and false news" on its site ineligible for ad revenue sharing. In other news, the volume of posts on Facebook expected to drop 95% shortly
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The lady who helped pass the law that requires you to marry a turtle has passed away
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is able to get supporters behind his policy proposals by (A) crafting a message that resounds with a misunderstood and forgotten demographic (B) combining business savvy with values from the heartland (C) showing them pictures of black people
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Fri September 08, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Before the storm hits Florida, another storm is brewing in DC. A STORM OF LIES. This is YOUR official White House Press Briefing thread. (1PM EDT *chortle*)
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The bromance between Trump, Yertle, and Man Rand might be over
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
How bad are fires in Oregon? A Portland weather reporter just left live on the air to check on his home
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Wed August 30, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida man runs out shirtless, threatens parents in school pick-up line in front of his house with rifle, yelling for them to "get off my road"
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
The British Library puts 570 pages of Leonardo manuscripts online. Manuscripts from the other three turtles expected to follow soon
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we first learned that some plumbers drive better than others and that turtles on the road are not your friend
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Senate majority leader Yertle says Trump won't survive to the mid-term elections Damn commie. In unrelated news, Americans panic at the prospect of President Pence who might be just competent enough to push through disastrous legislation
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The turtle vs. the hair
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yertle says there is a zero chance the US will default on its debt. So either we are boned or Yertle looked in his shell and found his courage finally
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle set to go to war against Trump
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yertle is "basically saying f*** you to the president"
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After 56 days of sunshine and smoke, Seattle residents startled and excited to discover water falling from the sky
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Fri August 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is Trump trying to do to Yertle?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The bad news: Portland is losing a strip club. Good news: Affordable housing will replace it. Bad news: People are upset about this
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump sets his Twitter sights on Yertle
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Tue August 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops promises "fire and fury" in response to the North Korean threats, Yertle tells Two Scoops to back off, and rural Americans are feeding leopards over the withdrawal from the TPP. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yertle criticizes Trump for rushing him with arbitrary deadlines and excessive expectations, reminds him the turtle wins the race, not the hair
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Mon August 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens man's mom doubts he could take stolen "huge ass turtle" to train station by bus
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Raleigh, NC soccer fans chortle and high-five in celebration after Charlotte's miserable failure to land MLS franchise. "It's the most we've cared about Charlotte since the Panthers were in the Super Bowl"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the wake of their sexual assault and sexual harassment scandals, Uber's board forced out Travis Kalanick and decided it was time for a female CEO. After months of searching, their shortlist is now down to these three men
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Liftbro and Yertle, 2009-2016: "We will never lift the debt ceiling without spending cuts." Liftbro and Yertle, 2017: "Let's raise the debt ceiling without spending cuts"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman states the obvious on the Colin Kaepernick situation: "Ryan Fitzpatrick, Ryan Mallett, whoever is starting for the Jets is terrible, have jobs. Blake Bortles has shown you enough to where you don't think Kaep would be a solid fit?"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Because people don't get enough entertainment, watch Randy Newman perform his "Putin" playing with his nipples singing in front of shirtless Pootie pics
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Warriors star crashes house party, immediately gets in a fight with members of the Rogues and Van Cortlandt Rangers while Kid and Play run around trying to be funny
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle faces tough questions, but no one can penetrate his shell to depose his leadership
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle goes to war against Alabama
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Later this week the forecast calls for a high of 106 in what Western city? A) Phoenix B) Las Vegas C) Portland
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Sun July 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blake Bortles is already in mid-season form
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP demands Yertle's head
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 takeaways from Yertle's ACA smackdown (don't worry, he's for damn sure not listening)
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Thu July 27, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Oregon scientists carry out first human gene embryo editing in US, raising the terrifying specter of a genetically enhanced Portland hipster
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
"The left's self-image as tolerant and diverse doesn't seem to hold up well in ultra-progressive Portland"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shortly after Sexy Rexy announces he is "taking a few days off", the State Dept head of diplomatic security resigns
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why scientists are using vibrators to give turtles boners. Here comes the turtles
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Tue July 25, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House approves Russian sanctions, Manafort's been subpoenaed, Senator Collins didn't notice the mic was live, and Yertle finally got 50 votes. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. The show starts at 9 PM EDT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beginning Shortly: President Trump Holds a Joint Press Conference with Prime Minister Hariri. Come for the amateur camera work, stay for the shish taouk recipes
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fake street signs begin to appear in Minneapolis warning of 'easily startled' police
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pornhub launches campaign to teach aging hippies about safe sex. It's the Summer of Glove. (Bonus: Nina Hartley)
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Preet Bharara, the attorney in charge of the case, was fired in early March, and shortly thereafter the Prevezon case was dropped"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cop who killed Australian yoga instructor shot her after being startled by a loud noise. I said, COP WHO KILLED AUSTRALIAN YOGA INSTRUCTOR SHOT HER AFTER BEING STARTLED BY A LOUD NOISE
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Tue July 18, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yet another Russian agent in the meeting with Half-Scoop, Manafort's loans are under investigation, and Yertle reels from last night's wealthcare bill implosion. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. 9 PM EDT
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Sat July 15, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Here's a simulation of what an 8+ magnitude quake would do to one bridge in Portland, OR. Portland has over a dozen major bridges, as do both Seattle and Tacoma. Yeah, we're boned
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lion seen nursing a baby leopard in the wild for the first time. Experts say the leopard should be big enough to start eating faces shortly
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Yertle tells his caucus they'll vote for huge Medicaid cuts and they'll like it
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
A stranger in a strange land. (How to kill two days in Portland, Maine)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Yertle releases new health care plan, makes final offer to moderate Republicans: nothing
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Shirtless lawyer facing sex assault charges records bizarre video rant. Job offer soon to be proffered by White House
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Tue July 11, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The lawyer talks, the plane crashed and the Turtle wants to hold up recess. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
So, how many times has Mario died since the character was introduced? Turns out the answer is a lot. Coming next: How many turtles have been murdered by Mario. How many times Mario has been high on mushrooms
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Leader Yertle and the August Recess Hurdle
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Not that Cracked is hard-up for content or anything, but here's someone making Homer Simpson's Moon Waffles and reviewing the random crap Ninja Turtles put on their pizzas
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Sat July 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking: We're being delayed on the JFK runway due to turtles wanting to fornicate
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yertle says he's a Rubik's Cube
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Empire building in the West Wing." This sounds like a bad kinky fanfic where Josh uses Donna as a sex slave to Toby in order to cajole CJ into a threesome with Sam. Meanwhile, in the Situation Room, Bartlet and Leo...we don't always know how it ends
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Wed July 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The true power who can get rid of Trump is not Paul Ryan or Yertle; it's Fox News
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fernando Abad caught Troy Tulowitzki looking with an expertly thrown 63-mph changeup. Not Abad pitch at all
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Sun July 02, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman who saw a turtle
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Sat July 01, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon's minimum wage is going to $10/hr in rural areas and $11.25 in the Portland Metro area on July 1
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yertle desperately trying to develop a health care compromise
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Keep Portland Wired
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Tue June 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Turtle trying to steal bread from fish foiled by unexpected rat
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Turtle sees his shadow, portending several more weeks of Trumpcare uncertainty
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