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181 headlines found matching 'RTA'
Thu July 02, 2015
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First US death from measles in twelve years is a woman who had a weakened immune system. We can't blame the anti-vaxxers for certain, but we can connect the dots
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(45)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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(31)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
July 4th is an important day for all Americans. It's when we celebrate ah, um, well, hmmm
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(31)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
And now, because you've all been wondering, here are the results of important research on the resonant frequency of googly eyes
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(13)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times wagers that FARK has the winning sports headline of the week: "Pete Rose remembers when All-Star Games were important and worth gambling on"
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(1)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Puppy porta-potties are now the #1 new thing
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(22)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers tackle the most important problem facing Texas - every citizen's right to own and carry a placenta
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(38)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Described by CNN as 'the man responsible for 350,000 pregnancies,' Paris Wallace certainly sounds like a busy guy. But probably not in the way you'd think"
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(11)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
"Real conspiracies have certainly happened - Watergate, Iran-Contra etc. - but how many have ever been uncovered by conspiracy theorists?"
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(101)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Green Lantern movie that featured Ryan "Dane Cook" Reynolds, is DC hoping that a John Stewart movie starring Tyrese Gibson will work? And if so, who will play his mortal enemy, a Yellow Crayola Crayon?
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(34)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hedgehog trapped in railings had 'misjudged his own girth,' demonstrating the importance of girth over length
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(54)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Pete Rose remembers when All Star games were important and worth gambling on
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(22)
 
(Earth Touch News)
 
 
 
Mating frogfish, like you, described as "mini tornadoes of destruction", although less likely to wipe off on the curtains (vid)
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(4)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Russia has rehearsed an invasion of Sweden, no doubt eyeing the strategically important Børk production
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(95)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Tampa Bay Newspapers)
 
 
 
Wondering what to do July 4, 2015? Pinellas County's Ric Romero wannabe says highlight will be firework shows, drops some background knowledge on this important holiday with "Independence Day facts" section
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(10)
 
(Improv Everywhere)
 
Video
 
The problem with using a porta-potty is that you never really know what you're going to get when you open the door
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(16)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Biologists undertake an actual wild goose chase. FOR SCIENCE
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(8)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Video of exploding plants goes from mildly entertaining to all bow-chicka-bow-wow with "squirting cucumbers"
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(19)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A beer so horrible that Americans can't get enough of it is facing a shortage
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(200)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The days of Louie Gohmert saying something stupid are certainly coming to a middle
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(50)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What do sunscreen, shower curtains, and cheese have in common? They're all lowering your sperm count, guys
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(43)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Finally a mode of transportation more silly than the Segway: The PhunkeeDuck, for people who forgot how to walk
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because we have literally run out of shiat to talk about before the debates start up, here is the ranking of presidential announcements by the 2016 candidates, based on entertainment value. Ben Carson wins for the gospel choir rap
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lemony nose, concentrated, bubbly, with a soapy aftertaste
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(72)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The reason for the recent spike in contact lens prices is because.... A: Shortage of materials. B: New FDA standards or C:Collusion between manufacturers to set minimum prices for which they can be sold. (Hint, it's not A or B)
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(53)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood "did not anticipate" the massive record-breaking opening Jurassic World had, forgetting the two most important elements of a blockbuster: dinosaurs and people getting eaten by dinosaurs
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(228)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wrigleyville overtaken by Blackhawks fans celebrating the Stanley Cup win, as Cubs fans never celebrate anything other than having Septembers free to cheer for the Cardinals
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(10)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know, for a "no government" Libertarian rag, selling out the identities of your readers to the feds seems just a *tad* hypocritical
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Thu June 11, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Swiss carpenters finally solved the important task of how to open five beers at once
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(3)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"We haven't really understood much about how Elon Musk's totally tubular Hyperloop transportation system might actually work - until now"
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(67)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sees face of Jesus at IKEA but can't find curtain tie-backs
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(37)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There are certain questions that are nearly impossible to answer. This isn't one of them
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(91)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
New Jersey Neuroscientist Chris Christie: "Even casual marijuana smokers showed significant abnormalities in two vital brain regions important to motivation and emotion. Some of these people only used marijuana to get high once or twice a week"
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time, drought, water shortages become top Californian concerns. Current crisis now surpasses the usual annoyances of unemployment, taxes, cost of housing
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(80)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Could Chicago's propensity towards collective gun violence be caused by lead poisoning? Certainly enough people die of lead poisoning from gunfire, so it's possible
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's top 10 favorite cheeses. Certainly a great shopping list for Brits' next sojourn to the local cheese shop
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Fri June 05, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Stephen King's The Stand to be borne as eight-part Showtime miniseries, then mutate into big-screen theatrical movie like some kind of weird entertainment virus
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(89)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Hail, Tornadoes, Floods batter Colorado" Also smoke, food shortages and the munchies. The Apocalypse starts
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(37)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Please note: just because they call it a 'drive-through' doesn't mean you should try it. And certainly don't burst in to flames afterwards
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(11)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Problem: You see a man standing in porta-potty with his pants around his ankles and the door open fondling himself. Solution: Tip it over on the door side and call police
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(96)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Not 100% a Libertarian robot, but #1 with Libertarian robots. *sparks* DESTROY DESTROY
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Only one thing's more entertaining than Bartlolo Colon running the bases - Chris Christie running the bases
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(16)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, the important thing about this story is that apparently, there is a major player on Wall Street whose ACTUAL NAME is Muddy Waters, and no one is batting an eye
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, little people and serfs - do make way for Madame Hillary as her photo-op is far more important than your piddling little kids' event that you'd been planning for 18 months
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Mon June 01, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
During a tour stop in Israel, the Backstreet Boys decided to get baptized in the Dead Sea because they're as important as Jesus
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Being that Shiba Inus are really humans in disguise, they certainly know how to chill out and have a good time like us
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(23)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders responds to questions about his college essay: "It's poorly written schlock no better than Fifty Shades of Grey. Get over it and move on to something important"
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(149)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The death of the Patriot Act is nigh making what Congress does today actually important for once
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The US Department of Transportation won't weaken the rules for shipping highly explosive tar sands, for reasons that are still unclear
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Every drone that's sold in the United States, whether it's made here or abroad, can have built into the drone itself a mechanism that doesn't let it fly in certain places." stated the US Senator
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Johnny Mnemonic turned 20 years old this month. Let's celebrate by looking at the immortal Keanu Reeves best moments. Obligatory ... whoa
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(56)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well, you were warned, Alberta. Your new Commie leader has already started the apocalypse by nixing education cuts and killing a plan to warehouse child offenders away from their families and lawyers
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Deeply philosophical Patrick Stewart asks the immensely important question: Do you have to eat the pizza crust?
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(95)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Creationist uncovers one of the most important fossils unearthed in recent times to bolster evolutionary science
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(95)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Age Of Ultron where Ultron takes over Jarvis and deletes him? Cortana will come to the iPhone and take on Siri
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A frightening look behind the curtain at the vast left-wing conspiracy that's working to empower Hillary Clinton
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(158)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson says militarised space race between US and China would boost innovation. But not in the bad way. In the friendly competition between two mortal enemies way
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
If you somehow didn't watch the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Festival this weekend, here are the highlights, but what was going on in your stupid little life that's more important than the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Festival?
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(16)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Twin brothers, age 52, jailed after throwing bricks at each other. Neither was mortarly wounded
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(47)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Even in Texas, running sonograms at a flea market for entertainment purposes is against the health code
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(151)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Beverage experts not named Drew are warning of an imminent prosecco shortage. OGNUNO DI PANICO
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(18)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(MTV)
 
 
 
"I have to imagine there are certain challenges involved to making a playable guitar that also can shoot fire"
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(42)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
110-year-old guy credits beer-a-day for long life; 47-year-old slobs everywhere now in hot pursuit of immortality
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(24)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
After years of economic instability and uncertainty, JP Morgan researchers still unclear as to why the 3 people who got raises last year aren't spending more
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators, whose shares dropped 62% this year after a 60 Minutes expose on the high level of formaldehyde in its flooring products and a criminal probe for illegal lumber importation, says it CEO just resigned "unexpectedly"
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(40)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like there's a small chance of a possibility that things might, from a certain perspective, in some ways be thought of as sort of, kind of, falling apart in Iraq
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anyone in the mood for adventure and certain death? Iraq is looking for volunteers to take back Ramadi
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(138)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Texas legalizes certain medical marijuana. That will make your spurs spin
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(23)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A certain Fox News personality choked his ex-wife and dragged her down a staircase. You can't explain that
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(281)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At age 86, Dr. Ruth Westheimer is still making all of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren really uncomfortable at family gatherings
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(75)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"While more traditional professional sports struggle with getting people to attend events in person, polo does not have the same problem. A dearth of media coverage certainly adds to the attractiveness of attending polo matches"
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(13)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"#droughtshaming is blowing up. And it's shoving another of California's problems - vast income inequality - into an uncomfortable spotlight"
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(174)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Chris Roberts, please step up and claim your Hacker of the Year award for commandeering an airliner by taking control of its thrust management system, through its entertainment system, while a passenger on the plane
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(143)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Yellowstone park ranger answers the important questions, like who would win in a fight between a grizzly bear and a gorilla
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(114)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby to young people: Look, just because I raped a bunch of women doesn't mean I don't have important advice to give you about your future. Now shut up and listen to me before I drug you
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(225)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says that computers will overtake humans within 100 years. Which is an interesting statement coming from someone who wouldn't be able to speak without his keyboard-activated synthesized voice
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(82)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah residents buy twice as much candy as anyone else in the country: "We're Mormons. We don't drink alcohol, we don't smoke, we avoid coffee - but we certainly do sugar"
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(44)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New kids' comedy show to star noted children's entertainer Henry Rollins
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Warner Music reveals streaming income has overtaken the money it makes from downloads. You'll remember Warner claimed that both were putting the entertainment industry out of business
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(16)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Mermaid tails growing safety concern at Alberta pools"
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libertarian hero who founded Liberland gets a small lesson in geopolitics
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(63)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
World media say Royal Baby almost certainly a right-wing, allergy ridden, ginger. No-one mentions immortal grandmother
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(22)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
"The drug war began it, certainly, but the stake through the heart of police procedure in Baltimore was Martin O'Malley"
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(71)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teacher admits looking at pornography in classroom but says he is 100 per cent certain he was not masturbating
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(29)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal Judge cites 'Friends' in her decision. Legal scholars say she has a history of this dating back to law school, with her frequent citing of 'Manimal' and 'Supertrain' in dissertations
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(26)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
More Americans are comfortable with an openly gay Presidential candidate
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(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
A political dynasty ends in Western Canada: after 44 years of Conservative governments, Alberta elects a leftist progressive government
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(193)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
John Kerry turns libertarian
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(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta Votes 2015. Will Alberta experiment with Democracy, or stay a One-Party State? Will there be an Orange Revolution? Will Wildrose be both the provincial flower and government? Or will one of the Almost-Dead rise up?
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(174)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple to give out 5 million iPads to seniors. To make them feel more comfortable with the technology, all iPads will constantly flash "12:00"
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(17)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first photo of the Suicide Squad cast in costume reveals a who's who, but more importantly, there's Harley
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(128)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There might be only one thing that can save the Astrodome from certain demise, and that's a beach with white sand, blue water, palm trees and lots of tourists wearing shorts and bikinis just 35 miles south of Berlin
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(38)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
New app will make you fluent in Klingon. Being fluent is apparently very important, due to subtle inflection and capitalization rules. "If you change a lower case q to an upper case Q, a sentence can go from meaning 'trust me' to 'strangle me'"
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(32)
 
(iPolitics)
 
 
 
After 43 uninterrupted years of Conservative governments, the province of Alberta might actually vote in the NDP this week... The leftiest of the left, and a party that OPPOSES all-out pipeline development
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(65)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program officially enters the annals of gaming history netting a 96 on PCGamer, comparable to the likes of Skyrim, Half Life, Portal 2 and Minecraft
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(122)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The horrors of dealing with mere mortals: Kim and Kanye wait 30 minutes for a restaurant table like everyone else
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(50)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
German brewers take on fracking: "Beer is a craft that we Germans have learned well, but it relies on nature to provide the products. Hops, barley malt, yeast and, most important of all, water. Poison the well and you poison the product"
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(18)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
First look at Will Smith as Deadshot. The character certainly looks like a complicated man. I bet no one understands him but his woman
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(106)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Possibly bad: serving a six-year-old pork for school lunch. Certainly bad: serving six-year-old pork for school lunch
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(67)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Picnic time.. What are some good recipes to share with your fellow Farkers that actually spend time outside other than getting to the car? Show us what's portable that holds up well at a picnic. Difficulty: not alcohol, for once
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(62)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox host: "When George W. Bush was president, the most important thing to him was not to be liked, but to be respected, and you better believe no one would have been beheaded when he was president"
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the Mavs steal a game in Houston and keep the series going (8 PM ET)? Who will win the all important game 5 matchup between the Spurs and Clippers (10:30 PM ET)? Find out in today's game 5 playoff thread (both games on TNT)
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(68)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can your dog entertain himself in the yard by swinging on a piece of rope? Didn't think so
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(28)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says drinking too little water is just as hazardous as alcohol. But certainly not as much fun
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(16)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico bank warns of imminent government shutdown due to a shortage of cash. Which is a poor excuse since being out of money for the past 50 years hasn't stopped the U.S. government
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(22)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fast Seven Furious Seven is #1 at the box office yet again, puttering in with $17 million. The vile Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still #2 in terms of standings and entertainment value while the dull found footage Unfriended falls to #5 with $6 million
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(25)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Pepsi throws in the towel and dumps aspartame from its diet drink, noting that in one survey, aspartame was less popular than Congress, which is saying something
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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(104)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drudge crush Martin O'Malley gets the important Gary Hart endorsement
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sen Rand Paul's son shows he has embraced his father's libertarian values by not letting Big Government dictate how much alcohol HE is allowed to imbibe before driving
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(92)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Union ethics panel: Nothing to see here, and certainly no corruption. Bharara: My name's Preet. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shiat
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(21)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Windows 10 will bring back the most important feature missing from Windows 8. No, not the start menu
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(167)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As we celebrate the holiest of holidays today, it's important to remember those that came before us, and their sacrifices. Happy Administrative Professional's Day
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(16)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"He is naked in his house all of the time because it is his house and he is comfortable that way. His religion requires him to be naked"
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(71)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In the entire history of the world, there was only one brief moment, lasting about 70 years, where you could put something under lock and key--a chest, a safe, your home--and have complete, unwavering certainty that no intruder could get to it
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(105)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
"The president should request an income for Michelle Obama and all future first spouses in the next White House budget. It would send a powerful signal that equal pay is an important principle at the highest level of government"
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(137)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An oral history of Airplane? What is it? It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol, but that's not important right now
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(59)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man in Chef's uniform steals grill from Wal-Mart, though the important part is that he might not be a real chef, just someone dressed like one
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Bill Shuster, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chairman, is getting to the mile high club without ever leaving the Capitol. "She doesn't lobby my office." Sure, she doesn't, Bill
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(48)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(The Tab (UK))
 
 
 
"Why isn't everyone getting smashed while writing their dissertation?"
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(3)
 
(Co.Create)
 
 
 
'The sight of Chewbacca doing stand-up will make a certain subset of comedy nerds and nerd-nerds psyched enough to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"
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(4)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
14 easy steps to start a trendy hipster restaurant. "Obviously, the food's not really important"
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like there's gonna be a transgender model on the cover of Men's Health. Man, that's gonna make the two straight guys who read Men's Health *really* uncomfortable while they're checking each other out in the shower
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(62)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
The first immortal human has already been born
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(161)
 
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Nine of the most bizarre celebrity cameos in video games. The important thing to know here is that there are games that let you beat up Fred Durst and Justin Bieber
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(41)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Mortal Kombat X introduces first character that can finish his opponent fabulously
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(79)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Paula Deen to open new fried-chicken and biscuits restaurant in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, home of Dollywood and broad range of Southern entertainment. "I want to fill their souls as well as bellies"
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is the lipstick, the GOP is the pig." Fark may not be your personal erotica site, but TPM certainly is trying to be
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(37)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman says there are no libertarians. Libertarians respond that there are no economists writing for the New York Times
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(186)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Little people's problems: massive college debt. Very Important New York Times Readers' problems: massive pre-school debt
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(84)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Were Lincoln and Nixon gay? Well, certainly not for each other
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(101)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is how much sleep you (and everyone you know) should be getting...and almost certainly aren't
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(67)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink bottled water, you're probably contributing to California's water shortage as much as any Californian is
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(101)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian police to guard Canadian soldiers standing guard at country's War Memorial in Ottawa, because the bullet used by Canada's military is currently in Alberta or something
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(43)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Narcissists don't use the word "I" nearly as much as you think. I find that hard to believe because I know I certainly don't use the word "I" very much and I am insulted that I am being compared to narcissists using the word "I" just as much as I do
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(27)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
A world leader and a pop star are neck-and-neck in the Time Reader's Poll for most important person of the year. Neither one is who you think it is
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(42)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Portage police recommended that motorists concerned about their safety while being pulled over should acknowledge the officer by waving at them and then drive to a public location before stopping. Today, woman arrested for evading arrest
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(161)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
George RR Martin may have no idea where the hell Game of Thrones is going, but the creators of the HBO show certainly do
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(39)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
And you all thought that allowing portable electronic devices on board aircraft was a good idea
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
May as well get the party started now. It's your 2015 NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four: Spartans/Blue Devils at 6:09 PM ET, Wildcats/Badgers at 8:49 PM ET. And I do believe. CO CATS
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(699)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympus comes up with a shoulder mount for their cameras that is both comfortable for extended use of telephoto lens, and is likely to cause a panic if you get seen using it
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(19)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two things that are certain: Death and Obamacare. And hopefully in that order
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Somebody has finally figured out a way to make the Tom Cruise movie 'Cocktail' entertaining to watch
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(11)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well somebody may get rich off of Michigan State making it to the Final Four. This man may win $1 million if the Spartans win it all
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(16)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another baseball writer attempts to explain to the world why SLG and OBP are important while batting average is basically worthless. Fark: in an article from 1916
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(36)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Before the Avengers, before X-men, before even Howard the Duck, there was Sheena: The First Marvel Movie. (And, more importantly to your then-middle-school-aged Subby, there was Sheena: The 'Taking a Shower in a Waterfall' Scene)
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(94)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"Laser weapon extraordinaire Patrick Priebe has unveiled his latest project, a Bond-inspired laser watch, featuring a rugged metal body, carbon fiber face, a salvaged LED watch module and the most important part, a 1500milliwatt laser"
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(31)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's important to know the difference between clay and organic kitty litter. Especially if you're using it at a nuclear waste facility
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(90)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even if Congress stops trying to repeal the ACA, they may cause a doctor shortage anyway thanks to a training program expiring this year
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(30)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Obama blows off meeting with head of NATO, but c'mon - that whole thing about European nations being important is a complete right-wing fantasy made up in a shadowy Koch Bros. underground lair
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The curtain is pulled away and now the world can see with their own eyes what a chicken does during a solar eclipse
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(12)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
The head of the Missouri GOP thinks it's important you know that by last November he had started pretending he was no longer a bigot
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(54)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Clock runs out for "24" actress Alberta Watson
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(22)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunk woman strips, performs in-flight entertainment for passengers and crew (with helpful picture of a sex toy)
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(44)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo: See? We fixed all the ethics problems here so go away, nothing to see here, and certainly nothing kitzhabery at all about all a major corporation suddenly interested in major business deals with my girlfriend
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox host finally says out loud what they've been pushing for years: "Only certain people should vote" which is hilarious because the person that said it has only been allowed to vote since 1920
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(135)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
"Dear patients: in order to make your hospital stay more comfortable, we have recently added a killer robot to our staff"
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(52)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
One of Scott Walker's aides quits after questioning why anyone thought Iowa was important in a presidential election
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(83)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
"NFL thinks Roger Goodell is more important than Barack Obama"
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(17)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The guy who remade Teen Wolf for MTV is now remaking 2008's Let the Right One In for A&E, which was remade in 2010. Immortal vampires put up with this stuff all the time
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(31)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's the Rock and Carla Gugino vs. EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG in the new San Andreas trailer. If you need me I'll be comfortably sitting outside far away from anything that can fall down
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(99)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Obama: "At a certain point if enough states end up decriminalizing, Congress may then reschedule marijuana"
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(92)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As the Barclay's Premier League winds down, the battles for the Champion's League spots and the relegation fight are in full swing. Liverpool wants to overtake Man U, Arsenal is hoping to keep form, and Tottenham hope to score upsets
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(556)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye reboot has, mercifully, run out of spinach
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(45)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Are you smart enough to have worked for Thomas Edison? If you don't know the answers to very important questions such as "What state has the largest amethyst mines?" or "What part of Germany do toys come from?" you probably aren't
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(97)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith is returning to a very uncomfortable place
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(86)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
Batteries stolen from portable stoplights in construction zone. Police still have some leads, hope to charge someone
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(34)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Massive bodies like higgs bosons, W and Z bosons can be identified and discriminated from backgrounds, and the theoretical issues connected with the topology of QCD radiation in boosted coloured objects are certainly of general interest"
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will a Spartan stomp a Terrapin? Can a Tar Heel beat a leprechaun this close to St. Patrick's Day? Does anyone even know Harvard & Yale are playing? March Madness resumes at 1pm with ten different NCAA conference finals or semi-finals
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(54)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putun confirmed as guest fighter in Mortal Kombat X (with video evidence)
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(13)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Research to be conducted on whether or not students' lack of interest in certain school subjects STEM from sleep deprivation
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(8)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kingston, Jamaica visits Denver, Colorado to learn how to marijuana: "I'm learning some new stuff, so it's good education. It's a lot to learn and understand and see how that can apply at home or why we shouldn't apply certain things"
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(38)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
March Madness is here. Multiple conference tournaments going on, but most importantly Duke is currently sucking
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to get an idea of what DT hallucinations actually sorta LOOK like, check out this gallery of incongruous, twinned sheepdogs
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(8)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
We will soon have a shortage of bourbon because people in the '90s had shiatty taste in liquor. Thanks O'Douls
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(36)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you've been throwing pizzas on the roof of a certain house in Albuquerque, Vince Gilligan would like a word with you
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(49)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
3/11 New Comics Previews: Bridget's Sorta Kinda Excellent Adventure
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, the US entered the war in April, 1941. Why? Because the US received one of the priceless original copies of the Magna Carta from a hopeful British government
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(85)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(The Society Pages)
 
 
 
The most important scientific study in all of human history
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(36)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Teaser description catches the internet off guard for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' teaser trailer #2. Why was there no teaser for this important information? Where were all the nerds who were supposed to be monitoring this?
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(21)
 

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