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Fri September 22, 2017
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ryanair CEO thinks flying a plane is easy, and that's true. Anyone can fly a plane, but it takes a certain set of skills to land (safely)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Puerto Rico's Power Board on when residents could expect service back after Maria left the entire island without power: " it's a good time for dads to buy a glove and ball and change the way you entertain your children..cook on gas stoves"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libertarians and the alt-right, happy together in more ways than you think
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the Emmys are just "a remarkable triumph of identity politics over art and entertainment." Apparently, it hasn't seen a single Emmy broadcast before
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mass protests taking place across the country against the sitting administration; a White House in disarray, obsessed with leaks, and a president certain the press is lying and making up stories about him. Sound familiar? Now go back more than 40 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video shows naked woman in sweltering nursing home, illustrating the importance of reading the entire headline before clicking
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Fri September 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street thinks brick and mortar is cracked and broken so they're removing any remaining support to finish the job
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Thu September 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At a certain age you got old and boring. You probably never saw it coming
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This Portal Gun will solve your commuting problems forever
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(LensCulture)
 
 
 
He is able to hear her, talk to her, and perceive her soul. She gives him an important sense of security. He says he cannot live without her. He's really happy now. He applies ointment to her elbow (Not safe for work)
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
An online portal designed to let Equifax employees in Argentina manage credit report disputes from consumers in that country was wide open, protected by perhaps the most easy-to-guess password combination ever: "admin/admin"
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The widow of the Indian man murdered in Kansas in February anti-immigrant hate crime now faces deportation from US
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got your hands on a 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat and you've been given permission to test-drive it on the local airport's runway. Now, before you go, remember the most important thing -- don't be a dumbass. Oops, too late
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
NFL season kicks off this week, so get ready for a nationwide chicken wing shortage
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim aliens on at least nine planets beyond our solar system could see Earth, suggest keeping your curtains drawn when exiting shower
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The 20 Most Important Battles of World War II besides when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Today is the second-most important holiday in America--National Beer Lover's Day. So grab your favorite IPA and toast to a drink that is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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Wed September 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma hits the Caribbean and its cone of uncertainty is headed towards the US, with models predicting greater severity than even Andrew. Batten down the hatches and stay safe; check in with you can. It's your Irma Discussion Thread, day two
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Tue September 05, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
12-year-old claims diplomatic immunity - Murtaugh getting too old for this shiat
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
When you're arrested by a foreign military in a banana republic, your boat is confiscated and you're sent to a detention camp facing an uncertain future, you puff your chest out and demand a beer. That's the American Way
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irma prepares to bring its Cone of Uncertainty to Florida. Stores are clear of all but the vegan food. Hopefully everyone has their bleach, water, and generator. Check in here, stay safe; it may hit land. It's your Hurricane Irma Discussion Thread
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Mon September 04, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sure, it's a holiday. Certainly, it's a slow news day. However, that does not matter to The MSNBC Crowd, gathering from 8:00-11:00 PM EDT
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not News: Michael Strahan decides his vacation is more important than going back to GMA to cover Harvey. WTFark: He's a native of Houston
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Hoplophobe professor admits he's wearing body armor. Not as comfortable as a cardigan with suede elbows and a pipe but it is a different era
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Thu August 31, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Dallas and Houston cancel their preseason game for tonight because frankly "there's more important things than football right now" going on in Houston
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman accused of shoplifting jumps in her car and flees the scene. Unfortunately for her, she leaves something important behind
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Right-wing: "YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN THOSE CIVIL WAR MONUMENTS, THEY'RE TOO IMPORTANT TO OUR HISTORY. Reporter: Does that mean you support keeping Harriet Tubman on the new $20 bill? Right-wing: *crickets*
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why understanding scale is so important... and why pretty much no one gets it
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Evil genius Peter Thiel and friends are funding a herpes vaccine trial in St. Kitts, a country without regulatory oversight. This is how you get Libertarian Herpes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently one guy remembered Kingsman: the director, who is selling brand-new bourbon in alignment with release of sequel set in Kentucky distilling country. "Product placement I won't do. What's really important to me is keeping it so real"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of winners from last night's VMAs, which pretty much everyone missed out on because let's face it, Game of Thrones is more important than watching Katy Perry pretend autotune is music
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
ICE had 50 women and children ready to deport when the storm closed down the transportation system. Guess what they did
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese undertakers were tested on how to dress a corpse, perform a proper Tombstone piledriver
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Perhaps you've been hesitant to use a porta potty at a music festival, but then you would be missing out on a secret rave that could only be entered through one of the units
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why do consumers keep falling for manufactured shortages of commodity items over and over again?
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If you could run a school, what subjects do you think are the most important? What do you think was a waste of time? How much schooling is really needed?
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Once more, the Iowa Department of Transportation shows everyone who really pulls the strings around here
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(Wired)
 
 
 
California's booming economy and stiff environmental regulations prove that conservatives and Libertarians don't know what the fark they're talking about
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently charities are a bit more aware of negative publicity than a certain orange-faced politician had counted on
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(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain wonders why Americans abroad still eat crappy food in American-filled joints: "No matter how hard you maintain that you want a real and authentic local experience, what you really want is a clean bathroom and to feel comfortable"
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Important facts about the likely new White House communications director Hope Hicks: At 28 years old, the former model is Trump's highest-paid and longest-serving aide, and pretty clearly in the "on deck circle" to be the next "Mrs. Donald J. Trump"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2021 NFL strike or lockout almost a virtual certainty. At least Vegas will get one year of football
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Important question: What's the best post-sex food?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The governor of North Carolina has something to say about Confederate monuments in his state. 3 important things, actually
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon, having all but killed retail, opens "Instant Pickup" points in US brick-and-mortar push. Bezos has crushed his enemies. He sees them driven before him. He hears the lamentations of their women
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Goat blood drinking Libertarian Florida attorney unwilling to let Virginia steal all the spotlight
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
Audio
 
Farker is heading on a 15 hour eclipse viewing road trip with his 10yr old daughter and looking for good audio book recommendations that will entertain both
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japanese snack maker vows to resolve potato chip situation, is converting more rice paddies into potato fields in order to prevent future snack shortages
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach-spreading overtakes man-spreading as the latest Jersey Shore craze
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sexism is why Siri, Alexa, and Cortana use a female voice
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(Racked)
 
 
 
We know you've got a lot on your mind, what with the impending start of WWIII and all, but just in case you're exposed to high levels of radiation for some reason, remember one very important thing: no conditioner
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's empty posts are causing uncertainty for some defense contractors. If they don't spend all the funds they have budgeted for graft this year, they won't get them next year
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A group of skydiving superheroes were banned from surprising children at a summer camp because they were going to fly too close to a certain golf course in New Jersey. Thanks, Donald
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Fri August 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Giants break down the Steel Curtain? Will Patrick Mahomes make the 49ers defense kneel? Will the... ah, it's just preseason, but join Fark anyway as the games kick off at 7pm EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How important are cell phones to millennials? South Carolina man, 22, dies after running back into burning mobile home so he could retrieve his cell phone
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Syrup)
 
 
 
Small town saves $73,500 by using Uber as a public transportation service
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Bad: Representative Duncan Hunter is under investigation because his *son* used a campaign credit card to make purchases from Blizzard Entertainment. Worse: Hunter obtained refund for charges after claiming they were fraudulent
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That commas are important isn't even close to the most important part of this headline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbors spend a lot of time and effort trying to get their neighbor to turn off the garden light when they just could have bought some curtains. I got some nice blackout curtains on Amazon because the sun keeps rising no matter what I do
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
European butter shortages trigger price hikes, butter emails
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite changing the criteria from "person with repeated criminal violations, a significant criminal history or history of violence" to "looks kinda foreign", Trump is on pace to lag even the slowest year of the Obama administration in deportations
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Columbian Mammoth found in Montana. ICE immediately begins deportation proceedings
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Couple conspires to rob adult store then she fingers him as suspect, warrant says". Subby is certain he didn't enjoy it
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Collector going through property of deceased veteran discovers WWII mortar shell. "The officers told me it was remarkably well-preserved. And it was wrapped in bubble wrap, which I guess is a great sign"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's unveils the self-serve pizza portal of the future. It's not quite a Star Trek replicator, but at least you can say 'computer, give me terrible pizza right now' and have it work
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Subby uses a VPN when surfing the web (you should too) and gets surprising ads on certain sites. This link from WaPo served me Russian ads
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea promises thousands-fold revenge against US over sanctions. Severe shortages of North Korea's "nothing" expected in stores US wide
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Sun August 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So the prosecutor withheld crucial evidence and did an end run around the defendant's 5th Amendment rights. The important thing is that the DA is able to advance her career
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FA Cup winners, Arsenal, take on Premiership Champions, Chelsea, in the traditional curtain raiser to the new EPL season, The Community Shield at Wembley. There can be only one
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby, for one, is glad to see that someone recognizes the cultural importance of one of the best films ever
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(GSA Auctions)
 
 
 
Need some new transportation and think cars, trucks, and bikes are too mundane? How about a dirigible
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The secret identity of Captain Obvious is revealed to be Rep. Leonard Lance (R-N.J.) who told CNN that he told his town hall crowd that Trump "certainly has not been" civil in his rhetoric. and "I think the crowd agreed with that"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber is a "disruptive" company that is redefining the personal transportation sector by not letting itself get bogged down in "old economy" concepts like obeying taxi regulations, labor laws, or vehicle safety recall notices
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(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Teenage joker's wave of social media pranks curtailed after he's hauled in by COBRA, because Knowing is half the battle
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC Entertainment chief hails Will & Grace revival and upcoming Miami Vice reboot, floats idea of bringing rebooted versions of 30 Rock, The Office, The West Wing, ER, Joey, Alf, and Supertrain back to primetime
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The most important battle in modern American history is being waged by a guy who tactically destroyed 1/4 of Saddam's tank corps and a guy who has problems navigating a bottle of bourbon out of a paper bag at morning meetings
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Obtain a college scholarship while being brown? That's a deportation for you
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Because people don't get enough entertainment, watch Randy Newman perform his "Putin" playing with his nipples singing in front of shirtless Pootie pics
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Tue August 01, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Baltimore County holds its First Annual Celebration of the Immortal Henrietta Lacks
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson says, pay no attention to the crazy person behind the curtain, we want to talk with North Korea and we don't blame China
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
5 Questions For 'Rick And Morty's' Third Season as asked by Libertarians
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the bee shortage is real when there's a black market for stolen bees
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Libertarians take on the challenge of government and create the "Freest Little City in Texas." Let's see how that worked out for them
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Let's all be grateful to the Senator who interrupted very important cancer treatment to rush back to D.C. over considerable distance to cast a vitally important "No" vote saving health care for millions. No, not that Senator. This one
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The Emoji Movie" was the anti-"Dunkirk", sitting comfortable at a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, until one critic, Betsy Bozdech, of Common Sense Media, gave it a "positive" review: "The Emoji Movie isn't bad, but it isn't great, either. It's 'meh.'"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Doing all it can to overtake Bank of America, Wells Fargo is embroiled in another consumer scandal
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delta pioneers entertainment service provided by the crew. With bonus racial aspect
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Retired slugger Danny Tartabull returns to the news because he (a) signed with MLB team as hitting instructor (b) criticized today's young players as slackers (c) got caught for evading child support by calling the cops to report his car break-in
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
With new, fresh ones popping up every day, it can be hard to keep track of all the scandals that have engulfed the barely six-month old Trump Administration; but here's a baker's dozen of important ones that have fallen by the wayside
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday to Rolling Stones lead singer and immortal ghoul Mick Jagger
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Hemsworth chose not to bulk up as much for Thor: Ragnarok. "I was probably a little bigger the first time around, but I felt very stiff and sort of uncomfortable. Now I add in a lot of other sorts of movement, flexibility and functional training"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Kid Rock will certainly be better than the status quo, and who knows, he could be just what Republicans need to take back Michigan"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you're trying to flee ISIS by posing as a woman, there's one VERY important feature you need to consider when changing your appearance
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson Talks Joining Forces With George R.R. Martin on a Space Video Game (Can one of you cool kids please sub this to the geek/entertainment tab so we can discuss it please? Thanks.)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Was there a certain scene in a movie that frightened you as a child or even today?
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the racist behind the curtain
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hannity: "I am proud to accept this award." *award withdrawn* "Awards are stupid and petty, I certainly don't want one"
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(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
If you were 100% certain that an acquaintance was a demon, how would you handle the situation? Kill 'em with an axe, or what?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Horrible libertarian monster builds stairway in park for $550, horrifying city officials who had come up with a $65,000 estimate
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Bob Seger making a surprise appearance at an Eagles concert and taking lead vocals on Heartache Tonight
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Tirek busts out of Tartarus and is out to conquer Equestia again. Can the Moon Princess save the day? No, not Luna, the OTHER moon Princess. It's Sailor Moon meets My Little Pony Saturday Hiatus Special, part 1 on YouTube @ 6 AM ET
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The important thing I think when you're caught in a drug deal is that you stare really intensely into the camera when you're booked, whether you're an insane Seth Green type or a fat Ray Liotta type
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So apparently there was another person at that meeting between Don Jr. and the Russian lawyer. Who, you ask? Nobody important - just an ex-Soviet counterintelligence officer with current ties to Russian intelligence
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I drop my child off at preschool; there is a recently divorced woman whom I find fairly attractive. My child is friends with her child. I am pretty certain I would never act on anything but I think about her a lot. What should I do?"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
A statue immortalizing a person at the moment he's EATEN BY A SHARK may be in poor taste
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop whats behind the curtain
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's battery is very important to our plans to keep Australia free of blackouts, says Australian dude in charge of such things
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New studies say drinking coffee will make you live longer. AND LO SHALL WE TWO-POT A DAY DRINKERS BE IMMORTAL
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News admits it was in error about the claim former FBI Director James Comey leaked classified information. Frost advisory issued for certain regions of Hell
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi's Aramco CEO fearmongers, claiming an oil supply shortage is imminent as investments and discoveries drop. Of course, he somehow neglected that with mushrooming solar, EVs, and renewables, demand is dropping even faster
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Study suggests patients needing and waiting for surgery have higher risk of dying... possibly from laughter contributed by certain obvious reasons
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fiscally conservative/libertarian policies don't work. How do we know? Colorado Springs ran that exact playbook, and the result was like Johnny Manziel trying to play NFL football
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
In what is most certainly a coincidence, the same twitter bots that helped Trump during the 2016 election, tried to sink Macron during the French election. Imagine that
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought, "I wish I had more thumbs"? This designer certainly has
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In what certainly will not start a huge flamewar in the comments section here at Fark, I present to you an op ed entitled "Back to the Center, Democrats"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka spends $270 million on a lavish airport built to accommodate the world's largest passenger jets, as the country's next big tourism and transportation hub. There's just one problem: pretty much no one uses it
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
128-year-old man in Argentina claims he's Adolf Hitler. Given that the world is basically exploding around us, he's certainly timed his comeback well
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(Home Media Magazine)
 
 
 
Despite so-so performance at box office both U.S. and worldwide, "Power Rangers" projected to debut at #1 on DVD and Blu-Ray sales and rental charts, as adults apparently feel comfortable watching it in private
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Why are R-rated comedies bombing? Some entertainment writer who has no idea blames it on Tomatoes & Trump
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Colorado Springs Independent)
 
 
 
Colorado's favorite libertarian curmudgeon complains to police chief about late night Amber Alert for disabled kid. Police chief doesn't give a fark and responds with blistering candor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this playground portal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thanks to Nike-Amazon partnership, favored brick-and-mortar retailers like Big 5 and Foot Locker are about to get an ass-kicking
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Sat July 01, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Awwwww.... isn't that all hugs and kisses: Japanese men say sex dolls provide important emotional support
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Bobby Bonilla Day" - Benjamin Franklin, 1789
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
If you're willing to give up sports, Charter wants you to go over-the-top with $20/mo entertainment channel bundle available on all your mobile devices. Among 25+ channels, CNN is included for true comedy relief
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire feels it is important everyone knows he has no latent homosexual tendencies
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More importantly, is Jonah Hill hot now?
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Video games aren't good for you ... because conservatives and libertarians say so
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ten tips from Canada to curtail the detrimental, harmful effects of marijuana. Tip #11: DON'T SMOKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
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Wed June 28, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"National unity depends on a certain degree of tolerance for dissent, disagreement, and political diversity." That's why it's so stupid for Texas to talk about secession. California is a different matter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fallon overtakes Colbert for a week. Man, these French elections never end, do they?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Turtle sees his shadow, portending several more weeks of Trumpcare uncertainty
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Well, he certainly looks the part
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Mon June 26, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Opiod prescriptions in Michigan outnumber people and are expected to overtake guns by 2025
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Police recorded capturing domestic assault suspect in porta-potty after he runs out of places to go
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most important inventions to come from each state, all in one map. The state that invented the surfboard won't surprise you. But the state that invented the cellphone might
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Nintendo exec: Seriously, guys, we'd make more Switches if we could. We swear we're not creating an artificial shortage
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Thu June 22, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists finally note a minor spelling error in the name of one the most important particle accelerators in hundreds of scientific papers. *nerd laugh*
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin reduced to writing 'articles' about how hot hot hot alpha males are. Politics beats entertainment because Politics tab needs LOLs
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Bannon and his National Security Team apparently think that This. is SPARTAAAAA
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer and solved the mysteries of the Universe, scientists turn their attention to more important things, like "How long would a Fidget Spinner spin in space?" Hint: Not forever (depending on your definition of 'forever')
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Sat June 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Consumer demand for all natural products is again causing a worldwide shortage of vanilla, according to industry bean counters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your idiot uncle and the NY Times agree: Only mass deportations can save America. Note: your uncle and the Times agree provided your uncle doesn't RTFA
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Fri June 16, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Snortable Chocolate Arrives in U.S. Stores
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In what is certainly a meaningless act, China grants Trump nine trademarks it had previously rejected
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1215, King John puts his royal seal on the Magna Carta, forcing future generations of school children to memorize the date
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you missed it in all the other excitement this week, we learned one important thing from the elections on Tuesday -- Virginia's GOP has gone utterly insane, and is most likely heading toward permanent extinction in the state
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Pornhub plans to frustrate already frustrated users to demonstrate the importance of net neutrality
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Since thinking about the average Farker certainly won't do it, sexpert recommends women seeking orgasms to "think like a lesbian"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
My God, there's a milk shortage in Qatar. Quick, AIRLIFT THE COWS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
SACRE BLEU France is living in fear of a croissant price hike due to a butter shortage. MERDE SAVE US MACRON
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Tue June 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In its unceasing war of diplomatic supremacy with Taiwan, China can now count on the all-important support of Panama
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember the StarTac? Enjoy a look back at this and other now-irrelevant tech products
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Mon June 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You may not be able to think or theorize like Albert Einstein, but experts say you should certainly try emulating his daily habits, even the strange ones. Sigh (removes socks)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An analysis of last night's Veep, which had Gary fulfill a very important role [Warning: Spoilers]
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany reports acute shortage of a) bread, b) beer, c) fidget spinners
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Spiceweazel: When Trump said he would testify under oath, he didn't mean to Congress, you silly plebe. God Kings get adulation, they aren't answerable to mere mortals
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The twenty-five most important bourbons ever created
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Of all the things that have gone wrong with the F-35, you can now add "trying to kill the pilots" to the list. Because who knew oxygen was important?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Getting a tattoo and buying real estate have one very important thing in common: it's all about location, location, location (though it's generally easier to get rid of the house)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putting a couch in your car doesn't necessarily make it more comfortable
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you earn minimum wage in the U.S., you can live uncomfortably in exactly twelve counties across the country
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The most important Comey takeaway is that congressional Republicans don't care
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the most important question in sports: How does Bryce Harper choose his walk-out music?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
In what's certain to cause a endless loop of the munchies, a Massachusetts dispensary has introduced the first commercial THC-infused pizza
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida deputies fired more than fifty rounds at motorcyclist, demonstrating the tactical importance of More Dakka in law enforcement
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin: "I am not a woman, so I don't have bad days. I am not trying to insult anyone. That's just the nature of things. There are certain natural cycles." Huh. No wonder Trump likes the guy
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why it's important to keep a tight grip on sperm donors
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As a businessman, Trump used to delegate important tasks to subordinates and make it clear he didn't care HOW they got it done, just so long as they did. As investigators close in, he's learning the hard way that model doesn't work for presidents
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Libertarian mag asks: Uber, But for School Buses?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Metacritic)
 
 
 
"Wonder Woman emerges as not only the strongest movie in the present DC cycle, but also the first one that feels like an enveloping, honest-to-God entertainment rather than a raging cinematic migraine"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason's list of the 100 most influential libertarians. First in a series, to be followed by Idaho's 100 most powerful liberals and the 100 most sober Farkers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Wait a minute, if the future of retail is online, why should we pay courier services to deliver our stuff when we can just use our own employees on their way home from the brick and mortar stores? It's not like we pay them or anything
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crate and Barrel in a bit of a battle with Restoration Hardware over restaurants and CEOs. The junk for your house? Not important
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
After Trump's "home run," European leaders are growing more comfortable attacking him in public
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I left my ex because he went from being uncertain about having kids to being committed to a 100% child-free life. Two weeks ago, I learned I was pregnant with his child. We're now an ocean apart. Should I tell him it's his?"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Should the flight not be able to land at St Helena airport upon arrival, it will have two hours of fuel available in which to undertake the landing. The flight could also divert to Ascension Island in the event of an emergency"
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(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
LeBron James vs Kevin Durant is pure entertainment in the NBA Finals. Maybe they will guard each other too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Emmanuel "Handshake King" Macron explains why it was important to strike down his opponent in Brussels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you don't read any other Memorial Day essays today, read this one. It's important
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Finally, some actual important news you can use: What Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon will start streaming in June. Aside from Orange is the New Black season five, of course (link replaced)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two men make a strong case for a Tennessee tag by poaching 40 bass, mooning the property owner, and then knocking over a porta potty
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill face the sinister Monks as the aliens seek to overtake Earth. What is real? What isn't? Will Missy return? Find out in The Pyramid at the End of the World. It's your Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on BBC America
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas House ignores piddly matters like funding schools and balancing the state budget to pass obscenely important bill mandating use of 12-point Times New Roman font on letter to be given to all women seeking abortions
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sally Yates gives speech at Harvard, explaining why it was important she stood up to Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman is Australia's richest entertainer. Yahoo Serious is number two
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Another liberal entertainer turns on the Democrats
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