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Tue July 22, 2014
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
Cast of "Napoleon Dynamite" reunites for 10th anniversary. In related news, Tina the llama is stillll allive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
My party wanted to accomplish great, wise and noble things before the elections, but your party is comprised of craven thieving weasels who decided to punt on everything. Or maybe vice versa
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Microsoft Flight Simulator shot down by Warsaw Pact SAM Simulator
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(Fortune)
 
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The 20 least profitable companies include four stores you never shop in, a radio broadcasting company you hate, an airline you'll never fly again and a cable TV provider that drove you into the arms of Netflix. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 25th anniversary to UHF. We still don't need no stinking badgers
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Today is the 45th anniversary of The Eagle landing on the moon and Neil Armstrong taking one small step for a man and one giant leap for mankind
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As we near the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing, here's what NASA was planning in case a lunar lander malfunction had left Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin stranded on the moon
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Giant inflatable Rubik's Cube floated down Hudson River to mark 40th anniversary of puzzle (cool pics)
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors are universally refusing to see Obamacare patients, which explains why two-thirds of the newly insured say they could get an appointment within two weeks
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(Fark)
 
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this intimate conversation
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Wed July 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What good are expensive toys if you can't play with them just for fun? POV video of a fast-rope exercise from a CH-53E helicopter onto the USS Kearsarge
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
MLB puts together a slightly dusty tribute in honor of the 75th anniversary of Lou Gehrig's farewell speech
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Wed July 02, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Happy 10th anniversary, Cassini. You don't look a sol over a third of a Cronian year old
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You like open source? Welcome to the 86%
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Billy Mays here to tell you it's the 5th anniversary of my death
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the 100 year anniversary of the day a Serbian assassin murdered the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, igniting the worst war the world had ever known. In memory of that somber occasion, Serbia is putting up a statue. Of the assassin
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Happy 40th birthday to the Universal Product Code. You don't look a day over 0 0204 9273 4
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Wed June 25, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters to return to "The View", says it was difficult getting used to having conversations where only one person was talking at a time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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Tue June 24, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fan of rival group opens fire on crowd at performance by rap group Migos, kills bystander. Guess the shooter isn't a fan of Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three new t-shirts are being released to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Tales From The Crypt, even though that actually happened in 1975
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While millions watched the world grass-diving championships in Brazil, the 100th anniversary of the start of WWI was quietly marked by a recreation of the 'Christmas Truce' soccer game between German and British soldiers in No Man's Land
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
AC/DC likely to tour for their 40th anniversary, play their catalog of song for adoring fans across the world
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Fri June 20, 2014
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Psychiatrists decide to help paranoid schizophrenics by constantly monitoring their movements and conversations every second of the day
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can EY retain his title against MVP in the big steel cage? Will Bully Ray continue to make the Carter family bleed? LIVE from Dallas, Texas, this is YOUR official TNA Slammiversary XII discussion thread (8:00PM, PPV)
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Sat June 14, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
I know this is Fark and all, but let's see if we can have a civil conversation about how to improve this, shall we?
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Fri June 13, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bic to create a universal font based on everyone's handwriting. Will use handwriting samples from all five people who still know how to write in cursive
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 475: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 9". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of its 10th Anniversary, Cinefix remakes "Mean Girls" into an 8-bit (and 16-bit) video game
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
As part of FARK's Official 30th Anniversary Celebration of the June 1984 release of the Karate Kid, we bring you Wax On, fark Off. (Not safe for work language)
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Sun June 08, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"We're very happy to have collaborated again with NASA's experts to celebrate the two year anniversary of Angry Birds Space"
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jim Irsay's driver's license suspended after his DUI, but will get to keep the team. Apparently there's a difference between slurring your speech and speaking in slurs
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
On the 70th Anniversary of D-day Red Army veterans smile condescendingly and thank the US for its minor assist in kicking Hitler's ass, gently point out they lost 200x more men at Stalingrad alone than we did during the entire D-day landing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of Snowden leak, 4 things that changed since then: 2013 became 2014, Kim and Kanye got married, American Idol has a new winner and of course, everyone got TotalFark for a day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves new antibiotic for MRSA. Agribusiness to start feeding it to livestock in low doses next month
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Wed June 04, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
Two months of intense, in your face, give it everything you've got hockey has brought us to this point. Will the Rangers bring The Cup home for a 20th anniversary party? Will the Kings have to play a full 28 games? The SCF start tonight @ 8pm ET
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Today is the 25th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. Or as it is known in China, Wednesday
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
1st year anniversaries. US: Paper. UK: Cotton. Turkey: Tear Gas
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Desperate to convince the world that it's not in bed with U.S. intelligence agencies, does this company: C) buy a CIA-funded start-up?
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the 100th anniversary of World War I, Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson will lay a wreath at the ceno... oh fark all that, he'll fly a Fokker Tri-plane in a re-enactment of a dogfight, then headline a metal festival
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Fri May 30, 2014
(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler CM Punk is painting a chair for Wrigley Field's 100th anniversary. Oh and he's now retired. But the big news is the chair
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Thu May 29, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Rangers have a 2nd chance to move on tonite. Can the Habs even it up? Will King Henrik step up and regain his crown? Will P.K. finally master the Back 1½ Somersault Pike? Will the Refs put the whistles away? Puck drops @8ET HOCKEY? OH HELL YEA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Skype invents the universal translator. Qapla'
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Tue May 27, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
The Case Against Reparations: "The purpose of a debate on a reparations bill... is not so much to construct a program of economic compensation as it is to have another verse of that Democratic hymn, an honest conversation about race"
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Sat May 24, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"We want to thank the Prosecutor's Office for its professionalism in its investigation regarding Mr. Irsay... and for determining this matter did not warrant the filing of felony charges." Breakdown: Rich white guy walks on felonies...again
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(AP)
 
 
 
Further: Are you too young to be a beatnik, and too old to be a hippie? Do you like movies about gladiators? Join the Merry Pranksters for a psychedelic bus ride to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original psychedelic journey across America
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 73rd birthday to one of music's most legendary singer/songwriters, the incredibly talented Bob Dylan. From his 30th Anniversary Tribute Concert in 1992, here's Dylan joined by several friends for an awesome rendition of My Back Pages
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Fri May 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facebook just got a WHOLE lot creepier as they want to use the microphone on your smartphone to figure out what TV show or music you are listening to while using their app. Of course they SWEAR they'd NEVER eavesdrop on your conversations with it
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Kitchen Daily)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Bell peppers are versatile and can be used in many ways. What are some of your favorite concoctions with these colorful veggies? Pics and recipes, you know the drill
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Mon May 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
France surrenders.... Again. This time breaking their promise to fly veterans over for D-Day anniversary
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(Google)
 
 
 
In honor of the 40th anniversary, today's Google doodle is a fully functioning Rubik's Cube. Sadly no way to break it apart and put it bock together, solved. Or, pull the stickers off for the knockoffs
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Wed May 14, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
The original trio reunites for Universal Studios' "Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts." Figures it would take place in a building full of money
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Physicists measure second Efimov resonance of three particles in an ultracold quantum gas, proving for the first time the periodicity of this universal physical phenomenon experimentally. Well, duh
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Visiting cruise ship helps celebrate German port's 800th anniversary by playing White Stripes' Seven Nation Army on its boat horns, and it's the best cover of the song you'll ever hear (video)
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see what Obama's State Department thinks exhibits competence in its ambassadorial nominations. Hmm. "Speaks conversational Greek." Oh, that should be a hit in Norway
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Thu May 08, 2014
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Australians named 'happiest people on the planet', presumably because the ones able to fill in surveys have gone another day without being killed by everything that walks, flies, swims or crawls in their godforsaken country
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Fri May 02, 2014
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
$1 million may seem a little steep for a studio apartment, even in Manhattan, but this one is pretty versatile
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents, sick of Disney, Universal, and SeaWorld, rush to ride Florida's newest attraction: commuter rail
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wanna feel Really Old? The cast of "Little House on the Prairie" reunites for the Show's FORTIETH anniversary. All except Melissa Gilbert of course, who was mysteriously delayed during her layover on on Za'ha'Dum
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
For cronut anniversary, creator unveils his newest must-have dessert, the "waffogato" which combines waffle-formed vanilla ice cream with tapioca pearls and salted Belgian waffle bits, topped by pour of maple-flavored espresso
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rush's first album will get a massive 40th anniversary reissue, though to buy it you'll have to deal with SALESMEN OH SALESMEN
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
TIL pretty much any role Al Pacino didn't get in the '70s and '80s, Dustin Hoffman did. And vice versa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cubbies are weird: Steve Bartman's ball gets turned into pasta sauce while Cake Boss 100th Anniversary Wrigley Cake is thrown away uneaten
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Wed April 23, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
To mark the play's 450th Anniversary the touring company of the Royal Shakespeare Theater is going to perform "Hamlet" using the globe as its stage
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In honor of the Game Boy's 25th anniversary, here 25 things you didn't know about, like how the Game Boy Camera/Printer was really pointless
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Mon April 21, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama will ruin high school graduation for the students of Topeka, KS and their families by commemorating the 60th anniversary of Brown v. Board of Education in her address. Obviously, there should be separate but equal ceremonies
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Thu April 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrate anniversary of the West, Texas fertilizer explosion with this newly-released video of the event. Now THAT'S a fire
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Tue April 15, 2014
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
With rash of ridiculous replay reversals in MLB due to dumbass application of catch rule, the correct play for outfielders in 2014 is to "intentionally" drop fly balls in order to freeze runners and get easy double play
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As we approach the 50th anniversary of the 1964 World's Fair, let's check their predictions for the future and see how they did. Hey, where's my damn jetpack?
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my boyfriend gave me one of his recently extracted wisdom teeth for our eighth anniversary, do you think he's a keeper?
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Sun April 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Producer of "Batman: The Animated Series" celebrates the Caped Crusader's 75th anniversary with this new short, short flick
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for prom season, KFC rolls out the drumstick corsage. No word on the availability of the breast and thigh versions
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Happy 50th anniversary to the WORST RIDE DISNEY EVER BUILT
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption Kate and Maori warrior making conversation
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cocksuckers who f*cking made and acted in the show "Deadwood" get together for a f*cking interesting goddamn discussion to honor the 10th motherf*cking anniversary of the creation of that f*cking show
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
40th anniversary of Cal Jam, the last great baby boomer music festival, where 200,000 smelly hippies at a racetrack rocked out to the farkin' Eagles, man
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What better way for Mother Nature to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Super Outbreak than have a tornado outbreak in the Midwest?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Seismic activity detected in Redmond as 800-pound gorilla starts to stomp around. Windows is now free for devices under 9", universal apps coming for your PC, Windows phone, and Xbox, and oh yeah, the start menu? It's coming back
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Does your company use RSA encryption tools to protect access to your systems? Turns out you might as well just e-mail your root access passwords to the NSA to save time
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Every famous actor passed on Neo and a bunch of other interesting facts about The Matrix on its 15th anniversary
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