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500 headlines found matching 'RED'
Sat April 30, 2016
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince's vault drilled open, Geraldo Rivera discovered
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A fascinating experiment to determine why owls fly so silently compared to other birds
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning tie it up against the Islanders at home? Will the Penguins get outskated again by the Capitals? Why can't we have more than two playoff games on a Saturday? These questions and more answered at 3pm and 8pm ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump channels his inner clairvoyant, predicts "easy November win"
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(NBA)
 
 
 
L.A. Lakers announce Luke Walton will be the next head coach to be fired
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Nomad Pod: 1800 mAh iWatch charger. I'm going to name mine George. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven new animal species discovered in Bolivia. Researchers describe them as "delicious"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Errrrrrrrr.... I ain't no 'redneck' you 'hillbilly'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New single by the Monkees, written by Rivers Cuomo, is predictably poppy and catchy
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once again, the Colorado legislature passed a bill to ban ticket cameras. Once again, the lobbyists' checks to the governor cleared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
4,000 year old skull and antlers of "a very large, mature male red deer" found on beach. All subby ever found on the beach was a cigarette butt
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredible, edible egg
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The West side of the second round starts tonight with the Blues in Dallas in the late game and then Sharks host the Preds in the really late game. Hey you can sleep in tomorrow... 8:00 & 10:30ET
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
They finally made a helicopter that requires very little pilot skill. Unfortunately it's battery powered and only lasts about an hour
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he's prepared to use nuclear weapons against his enemies. This is a repeat from 1968
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
Hi I'm producing a documentary to heroize the man that murdered your husband in cold blood, would you like to be in it?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the Nationals haven't scored in their last 22 innings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado could make or break Obama's desired Ozone protection bill; clearly, the recent legalization of narcotic THC has caused a bigger break in the Ozone layer due to the prevalence of deadly smoke
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 10 years of Netflix premium subscription - enter to win contest. What's your favorite Netflix show that no one else seems to be watching? (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil apologises for having received $305 from Ole Miss coaching staff to pay his mother's utility bills, discrediting the NCAA
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Graffiti discovered at Utah's Arches National Park may be irreparable. If only it had been done 5,000 years ago and then we'd all be celebrating the discovery of petroglyphs
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanists are upset that John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Satan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's why you should never tip your Uber driver, not that it ever occurred to you that you should
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For six weekends, beginning on Thursday at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, more than 2,000 pigeons will put on an avian-powered light show. Coo, Coo, Coooool
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Jared Goff be selected number one overall or will somebody else be going to L.A.? Did your team make the right pick? Will there be any more trades? Here is your 2016 NFL Draft Day One thread, draft starts at 8:00 PM ET
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
A no-holds-barred look at what *really* happens when you take that fateful dance with Mary Jane (Mary Jane is a secret code for marijuana, for those of you who don't keep up on drug lingo)
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert to be reconsidered as an honoree at National Wrestling Hall of Fame; still expected to be first-ballot lock for National Child Sex Abuse Hall of Fame in Sandusky, OH
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
DARPA's rocket-dodging armored vehicles will be here any day now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Wondering if the country is going crazy? Before answering keep in mind that Tampa is now considered "Normal America"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man who says he is bipolar and suffers from anxiety disorder, agoraphobia and has anger problems goes to a bar and drinks a pint of moonshine and five margaritas. With predictable results
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ExxonMobil credit rating goes from 10W40 to Recycled
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Johnson & Johnson now have a higher credit rating than the U.S., as Washington continues to try and stop the loss of technology jobs with a BAND-AID®
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(Some Entrepeneur)
 
 
 
Have you ever owned a bar or pub? Subby is tired of working the cubicle life and wants to dive into lifelong dream but needs all the help he can get. LGT page with the usual advice
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Nobody is saying the Warriors are better without Stephen Curry, but only nine turnovers in Game 5 show just great this team really is. Golden State outscored Rockets by 60 points in last six quarters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airbus 1Q profit falls 50% after undelivered planes cause customer turbulence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ozzie Silna, who with his brother snookered the NBA for $750 million in the ABA merger, dies at 83
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keysmart Key organizer. Made in Chicago. Gatekeeper not included. Wait. Chicago? (Sponsored Link)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Is it considered inhumane to boil a lobster? If so, why does adding butter make torture taste so delicious?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Baltimore cops celebrate Freddy Gray shooting anniversary in predictable way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince's final days were hell on earth, as untreated AIDS and painkiller addiction wasted him away to 80 pounds and lowered his body temperature to 94 degrees
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Change.org)
 
 
 
For too long, parents have stood by as the primary predatory demographic targeted their children. Today, we say no more and kick them out of our bathrooms
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The secret ingredient in making great wine? Cow skulls. Lots of cow skulls
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines rumored to be eyeing what they perceive as Jet Blue's innovative strategy for getting flights to their destinations
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight in Playoff Hockey: The Preds & Ducks game 7, last game of the 1st round, last of the season for one of them.. But 1st, jumping the gun, Bolts host the Isles in the 1st game of the 2nd round because *spins wheel* Justin Beiber. Hunh. 7&10ET
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Randy California, who is suing Led Zeppelin for ripping off his song "Taurus" to write "Stairway To Heaven", offers to settle the case for $1 and a writing credit
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Dude destroys jet with an excavator after being fired. You win, internet
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a difference between a prescription pain killer and a counterfeit one. About a hundred times difference
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because you were asking for a $400 hair dryer, Dyson has you covered. No word on scrotum compatibility
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
'Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?' It's started
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Restaurants in China that used robots to make and serve food have shut down. Apparently people prefer to be completely ignored by another human rather than a machine
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Starbucks creates a keyboard app with 28 coffee-inspired emojis, somehow finding a way to make ordering an iced venti caramel machiatto that much more complicated
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
What if other famous celebrities starred in Game of Thrones. Wait, no Scott Baio? This list is total bullsh*t
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to combine two disgustingly sweet calorie bombs together? Well you're in luck because there are now 'Orange Crush' and 'A&W Root Beer' flavored Pop Tarts
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Astronomers just figured out what this weird red rectangle in deep space is
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(CBS News)
 
Video
 
"Bottles of older scotch, bourbon or rum can cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars, but a South Carolina man is changing all that with an invention he claims can produce the equivalent of a 20-year-old spirit in less than a week"
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Officials can't decide how to deal with dead beached whale, can't bury it, can't tow it to sea, haven't considered dynamite
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today, for your viewing pleasure: "John Kasich Eats" (No babies, women or vaginal wands were injured in the making of this slideshow)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A sales tax proposal in Missouri was filibustered after a Senator reads a book about....50 Cent?
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(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Today is John James Audubon's 231st birthday. Time to go shoot one of those feathered lizards and paint the little bugger - for science
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe for iPad pressure-sensitive fine-point active stylus. For older iPads and iOS. Suggested for use with Astropad app. Buy if you're a Luddite, suggest a better one if you don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The United States is considered the land of the free, yet it is illegal to walk freely in most of the United States
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many times have you found yourself with boxes of unused tampons and sanitary napkins and wondered how to get rid of them? Now you will witness the power of this fully operational industrial shredder
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim possibly auditioning for 'White Chicks 2'
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Mon April 25, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Ducks get past the Preds, or will Nashville force a Game 7? And speaking of Game 7, it's all down to one game for the Blackhawks and Blues. NHL Playoff Monday: two games, tons of intrigue. (8 and 8:30pm, CNBC and NBCSN)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the last 30 days of Titus O'Neil's suspension be reinstated? Will Roman Reigns tweet that he's retired and thanks for all the cheese? Will Sin Cara hurt himself again? Find out tonight on WWE Raw (8:00 PM EDT on USA/7:30 pre-show on the $9.99)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Widows have less stress and frailty than women whose husbands are still alive. And everyone thought that Hillary Clinton was looking so tired and worn from her presidential campaign
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered why your socks go missing, here's the science
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Americans die younger than residents in other high income countries because of drugs, guns and auto accidents. People were shocked at the news. The U.S. is still considered a high income country?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Android developer course: novice to ninja. Much cooler than a bootcamp, but only if there are pirates. (Sponsored Link)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Supergroup" has again been redefined, this time to mean including members of Pearl Jam, Kings of Leon, and for some reason the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's a look at why Marvel makes better movies than DC. Other than the fact they have better actors, better source material, and a cohesive strategy about a shared universe
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel all but assured a Dallas Cowboys roster spot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Son of former Colombo mafioso reduced to delivery pizzas while being crushed by debt
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Oh Marty. Marty. Marty. At least your predecessor knew enough not to get caught up in federal investigations
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jon Snow's watch has ended. Arya's training with the Three-Eyed Raven has begun. Westeros and Essos stand divided. Most importantly, BRAN AND HODOR RETURN in The Red Woman. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for making threat on Twitter to bomb a Donald Trump rally. Given his mugshot, he did so while on break from Hot Topic after getting dared by the Orange Julius cashier he'd been flirting with
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy's defense -- the federal government doesn't own federal land. See, they have recently discovered documents from 1787. Yep, his lawyers are really gonna try it
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a 100-km-long lake previously unknown to humanity
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Powered adjustable height desk, so easy you just push a button. Sit or stand while you work. Pricey, but useful. Share your plans and parts list for DIY if you like it but can't quite swing the cost. (Sponsored Link)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The VT fuze: one of those little-known stories of WWII where an unremembered program had a huge effect on winning that war. And it started miniaturization culminating in your phone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Times to liberally cut hundreds of jobs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Solar-powered plane completes a 56-hour flight over the Pacific Ocean. The sun is there
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The spectacular rise of the British food festival, as opposed to the widely ignored "British food" festival
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Red Wedding was even sadder than we knew
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can the Rangers repeat their 2014 magic or will the Penguins close the deal? Who will grab the lead between the Ducks and Preds? Will the Blackhawks sing the Blues? Find out beginning at 3:00 ET
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(James Edition)
 
 
 
If you're looking for something to turn heads at the local marina this summer, a fully restored 1921 steam-powered super yacht should do the trick
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Skydiver delivers game ball to cricket match, becomes the first to pass out from boredom
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: $1000 for Steam games - enter to win contest. What's your favorite Steam game? (Sponsored Link)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Miami neurology resident who infamously berated Uber driver in viral video gets herself fired
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man redefines street crime by stealing the street (with video and bonus Super Mario Brothers theme tune)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Carolina Panthers player, Josh Norman signs contract with the Washington Redacteds for an incredible 75 Million dollar deal making him the highest paid cornerback in league history
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Fri April 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MLB teams now hiring newly required Spanish language translators. Baseball fans just wish that NBC and Fox would have done the same thing for viewers who had to listen to Tim McCarver
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As we say goodbye to the Red Wings, the Flyers, Wild and Kings are set to join them on the back nine. Will any hang in? Will anyone be watching the non-elimination game tonight? PLAYOFF HOCKEY, FARKERS: 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 & 10:30ET
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman leading Flint water lawsuit murdered. This is also not suspicious or anything
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Cruz rally organizers to transgendered teen: Go be transgendered somewhere else
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(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Game Design - focus on art and animation. Fix-It Felix: Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING! Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. (Sponsored Link)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Aeropostale readies bankruptcy filing after teens finally discover that bleached out, tie-dyed and shredded clothes can easily be made at home
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After debating whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering their nation, Britons find it offensive that Obama dared to have an opinion on their upcoming vote
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
A look back to those halcyon days of yesteryear when the prospect of a bunch of adolescents sitting around a table in their basement playing a game of structured "make believe" was enough to throw the nation into a moral panic
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
So they haven't cured cancer, but those wacky Irish scientists sure know their purple super-spuds and how to do battle with it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ikea issues warning after another child is badly injured while using their KÏNDREMÄÏMÊ line of dressers
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Thu April 21, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After initially defending the trip, Indiana Congressman Marlin Stutzman decides to reimburse his campaign for a "Campaign trip" his whole family took to California last summer. Left unanswered: Why an IN Rep would be campaigning in CA at all
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
The scientist who first discovered THC knew the cops always have the best weed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korean launches televised chef competition. Todays' secret ingredients: sawdust, old book bindings
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need an example of why Prince was so revered by rockers for his guitar work? Skip to about 3:25 and learn exactly how a guitar can gently weep while being shredded by the master
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
High school basketball player discovered to actually be 30 years old, critical mistake was mentioning in conversation obscure NBA player Larry Bird
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
When it comes to being the Reds' closer, apparently J.J. Hoover sucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-dressed Blanchett
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning SQL course. Two SQL queries enter a bar, but leave because they couldn't find a table (Sponsored Link)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hamlet's castle to host first overnight guests in four hundred years, as one lucky couple will be chosen to spend the night and sleep, perchance to dream
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RedNationRising staff: Let's take history out of context, swap Harriet Tubman for Mary Fields, and turn it into a meme. No one will ever notice
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah mocks the "incredibly low expectations" the media has for Donald Trump's campaign
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the difference was between normal food and hipster food? Pretty much just color and packaging
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll indicates the demographic most afraid of transgendered persons using the same bathroom as them is old white men
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you were drunk, behind the wheel, car running, stopped at a red light, you could be convicted for drunk driving. Why do people still think that using their texting machine is okay in stopped or slow traffic?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In the 16th Century red meat was better than white, fruit was for the poor and sick and ThotalFarke cost but 1 groat a monthe
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Science discovers what many men already knew: Freddie Mercury had an incredible throat
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 15 Greatest Stoners in Cinema History, presented in no particular order. Who deserves the #1 spot? Be prepared to defend your choice. (Subby picks Spicoli, of course)
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New species of blackfly discovered, because the world doesn't have enough already
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"To what degree does the excess death rate in people with alcohol use disorder (AUD) happen because of a predisposition in the person who develops AUD compared with the effects of the AUD itself?" Or what comes first, 'hold my beer' or 'watch this'?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Reds go full Road Runner, steal five bases in one inning. And Billy Hamilton only had one of them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia Port Union official resigns after it was discovered he maintained an unauthorized "slush fund", was imitating the worst season of "The Wire"
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Here's how hard tooth enamel is compared to other dental choices
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Tired of soy milk, coconut milk, rice milk, hemp milk, and almond milk? Good news - there's now pea milk
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Redskins fans raise $5k to save 'Chief Zee' from eviction. Fark: Dan Snyder has been paying his admission to games
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have answered the age old question of whether or not a wireless signal can be transmitted via raw meat. The answer is yes. Don't you feel better now for knowing this?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bondic® Pro Kit. Like welding, but with liquid plastic and the same kind of UV activator that your dentist uses. Works better than super glue in a lot of circumstances. Now hold my beer while I try this. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Executive says the era of bad US remakes of British shows like Top Gear US, ABC's Life on Mars, Gracepoint, and NBC's Coupling or Red Dwarf is over
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
7/11, Benghazi declared winners in NY primary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would you lie on your credit card application? More importantly, what's a credit card?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
1986 in pictures. Cher you're thinking of red-lighting this, but I pity the fool that doesn't do the right thing. It may be Challenging but I think we can reach a Concorde-ance and look at the past that Woz
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(MMA News)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor says he's retiring young, which means: A) he's tired of training and dealing with the media; B) he'll be back when he runs out of money; or C) both A and B
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We have altered the layout. Pray we don't alter it any further
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(Time)
 
 
 
Okay NOW we're reaching: The registration on Donald Trump's private jet, aka Hair Force One, expired in December of 2015, which basically means the same as you driving a car with expired tags
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
One NBA analyst is sick and tired of watching James Harden on the defensive end. He has no leadership skills. Or he's just terrible at defense. Either way, there are more Harden Vines to look at. Yay
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a success rate of 1%, the 100-mile Barkley Marathons in eastern Tennessee is considered the world's hardest race. "You don't come here to be victorious, you come here to be humiliated"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French statue gets detachable penis to combat wiener thieves, after Mayor apparently gets tired of seeing it laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Countries clean up before an Olympics. Holy crap: South Korea before the Seoul Olympics of 1988 enslaved, killed, and tortured thousands, and now refuses to compensate victims. Holy Fark: Guess who is hosting the 2018 Olympics?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Agile/Scrum Certification Training for Project Managers - preparation for the PMI-ACP® Exam. Project managers: all I know are the Dilbert jokes. Do you like your job? What exactly do you do? (Sponsored Link)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Those rednecks forced me to take off my head covering for their booking photos." "Let's check those photos, shall we?" *lawsuit dropped*
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Healthcare drastically reducing their participation in Obamacare due to customer demand for their services
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(Fars News Agency)
 
 
 
ISIS finds a way to turn its injured fighters into hard cash by selling whatever organs they have left on the open market
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(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored nooses hanging on college campus removed, investigated as hate crime. Fark: they may have been part of a faculty-approved art project
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
With Kobe retired, someone had to step up and be the superstar who shoots their team out of a playoff game by missing 26 shots. Kevin Durant accepted the challenge
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
When you give your 6-year-old snowflake some colored construction paper, the result is usually a mess. When you do the same to a wasp that builds its nests out of paper, you get art works
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All countries have great national pastimes. For Egypt, it's making world leaders sit there and listen while their national anthems are completely massacred by the Egyptian national army band
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
How did our two party political system become so broken? I for one blame the uninspired animal logo branding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking 20 joints a day could lead you to believe you are covered in parasites
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Gamers force ROCKSTAR Entertainment to admit Red Dead 2 is real the old fashioned way, by finding leaked info and sharing it on the web. This means Half-Life 3 is definitely happening
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobile App Development courses - iOS and Android. All the cool kids are doing it, how hard can it be? (Sponsored Link)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs guy who spurred the financial crisis by packaging garbage mortgages for sale has a brand new booming business: selling garbage homes at outrageous interest rates to people who can't get a traditional loan thanks to the financial crisis
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch says he is sick of tired of Bristol Speedway since he can't seem to win there anymore
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Golden, CO, firefighters rescued duck from chimney, "bathed their new feathered friend in the homeowner's kitchen sink and then sent him back out into the storm"
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Some bartenders insist that soft theatrics and subtle, tasteful showmanship can heighten a patron's experience, add to your credibility as a cocktail artist, and perhaps even earn you a few favorable blasts on social media"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The pros and cons of being a squirrel. Pros: You get to sleep. A lot. Cons: It's hard to sleep soundly when you're always worrying about predators
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers make Fredi Gonzalez a 1/1 favorite to be the first manager fired in 2016. Place your bets
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you registered as an Independent in California, you may not be as independent as you think
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman to finally adapt Good Omens as a television series after being given a letter written by Sir Terry Pratchett to be delivered upon Pratchett's demise
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones 'loved what he saw' from Jared Goff's workout, considers trading stadium to Rams for #1 overall pick
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(NHL)
 
 
 
You want hockey? The Blues-Blackhawks, Lightning-Red Wings, Panthers-Islanders and Predators-Ducks matchups today will determine who will get a commanding lead or who can make it a series again. First puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an unknown oil. Here comes the petrochemistry
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning Advanced Cloud Computing for Amazon Web Services. (Sponsored Link)
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Rosberg on the pole and Hamilton at the rear. Can Haas score points for the third race in a row? Can Ferrari or Red Bull stop Mercedes? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of China discussion thread at 2am ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Day of the Walking Red
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Inspired by American coffee rebels, Britain is undergoing a tea revolution. Goodbye to soggy teabags and fusty tea shops, hello to sencha fukamushi, bubble tea, lychee kombucha, and ricotta tortelli served in a lapsang souchong broth
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flea doesn't care about the criticism levied at him for his abysmal performance of the National Anthem
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
After polluting your body by smoking all that crap and drinking all those cold ones last night rejoice in the fact that once again pouring yourself a warm one of coffee will redeem your self-worth in life
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Expendable crew module attached to space station for those red shirted crew members. Oh, "expandable." Never mind
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piñata for adults - with candy and tiny bottles of liquor. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. This totally makes up for all the birthdays that my mom couldn't find a piñata like they had on Sesame Street. (Sponsored Link)
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
How do you save America's endangered black-footed ferrets? Obviously, it involves deploying UAVs to carpet-bomb Montana prairie dog colonies with peanut butter-flavored plague vaccine bomlets
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly porcupine fathers two ugly-ass porcupettes with two different baby mamas, can't be bothered to name them (w/ pics & vid)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"For those who care," here is why C-3PO's arm was red in "The Force Awakens"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue Michael Palin: "And now four tired undertakers"
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Mass grave discovered may hold remains of those who died during the Cylon Conspiracy. I knew we shouldn't have trusted Anders to fly those ships into the sun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can a Lego phone case protect an iPhone 6S dropped from 100 feet? Some questions just need to be answered
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones to hold private workout with Jared Goff. No word if this is related to the NFL draft
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(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant went No.13 in the 1996 NBA Draft. Those picked before him? One was murdered, two blew a combined $300 million and another was sacked by a famed coach
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
More people have gotten arrested over failure to return "Freddy Got Fingered" than have been arrested for the financial crisis
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cyber Security Hacker Training. My voice is my passport. Verify me. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You know those high-powered hand-dryers in the bathrooms from Dyson that blow dry your hands so well? Well they actually suck because they spread 60 times more germs than standard ones
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN NFL writers predict that the league will collectively go 277-235 this season
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Czech Republic is tired of you confusing them with other countries, decides they want a new, hipper, totally different name that will change all that. All hail Czechia
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Michigan RB injured while stretching out. Oh and being hit by forklift
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Thu April 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN video explains how buying convention delegates may be legal, by giving the example that they might get some "John Kasich Steak Knives". Wait, I thought 2nd place got the Steak Knives, and 3rd place was you're fired
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox place Sandoval on DL. Local buffets tremble
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will there be more twerking? Has Helena found her redneck soulmate? How many new Ledas join Clone Club? Will Felix ever get a storyline and how did we get to Iceland? Find out on tonight's premiere of 'Orphan Black' on BBCAmerica at 10PM EDT
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(The Local)
 
 
 
China, having apparently grown bored with just pirating software and movies, now moves on to pirating entire cities
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Lured by cheaper tuition, cost of living, and proximity to home, Japanese learners of English ignore the US and UK, increasingly study abroad in Philippines where they will learn .... well, a form of English
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Watching the uncensored version of Robocop next to the overdubbed made for TV version is like taking a strange trip back in time. (Not safe for work language in video)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of billions of miles would be needed to adequately test the safety of driverless cars. Or they could start by seeing if one of them is able to navigate the 405 during rush hour
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Daily Beast thought the day of Kobe Bryant's last game was a perfect day to dredge up his rape accusation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's the story of a guy who says he won't use toilet paper for "cultural reasons," so he wipes with his hands. Which is bad enough without knowing he's a chef and his kitchen is covered with brown fingerprints
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bouqs Company - flowers from eco-friendly sustainable farms. Never underestimate the impact of random flowers. (Sponsored Link)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Rosenhaus never has fired a player in 27 years as an NFL agent. Manziel has five days to seek treatment, or he will be the first
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Not News: Erik Prince of Blackwater/Xe/Academi fame is building his own air force to fight in Africa's resource wars. News: By weaponizing civilian aircraft. Fark: For his Chinese investors, who overruled the retired US Admiral on the company's Board
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All NBA teams who have scored more than five points in the ENTIRE 3rd quarter last night, step forward. Uh, not so fast Miami
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Wed April 13, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Time to put away the razors, get the blind optimism and Goonjuice™ flowing. Yes, it's that time. Red Wings at TB @7, Rags at Pitt @8, and Chi at St Louis@9:30. Tag is for the lack of Canadian teams. It's your Stanley Cup playoff thread
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(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Former cheerleader featured on '16 and Pregnant' is now 21 and pregnant again. For the fifth time
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man says too much music, masturbation caused him to vandalize home, ordered to stay away from Fark parties
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper puts an emoji sticker on his bat to symbolize both the hundred career home runs he is chasing and the number of old sports writers who will hunch over their typewriters and weep when they see it
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pebble Time Smartwatch. What's your favorite smartwatch? (Sponsored Link)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adam Jones rocked a David Ortiz 500 homer necklace ... until Big Papi homered. Yes, we all make fashion faux pas
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Hey Beavis, look at this old arcade machine these guys restored. Pretty cool, huh? Whoa, Butthead, is this game like, about us?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cracked.com acquired for $39 million by Scripps. Purchase price could easily be paid in a lump sum, but instead will be split into two parts
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Nothing could go wrong if we build a school on a site referred to as "a former toxic concrete mountain." Basketball-court sized sinkhole: Challenge accepted
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One of the co-sponsors of Tennessee's Anti-trans bathroom bill is found to be a bigger threat to women than the non-existent bathroom predators he's so worried about
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Coca-Cola cup holders installed on supermarket shopping carts are "only to be used with Coca-Cola products"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
USS Portland, the Navy's first pedal-powered warship, to be commissioned next year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's been a year since Freddie Gray died while in the custody of Baltimore police, and the city that inspired The Wire and Homicide: Life on the Street is really slow at getting over the incident and trusting their cops again
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: From the creators of Scrivener: Scapple. Free-form, non-linear, mind-mapping software. Gluten-free and non-habit forming too. (Make brainstorming for your novel look like a crime investigation board.) (Sponsored Link)
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Gay bars tired of bachelorette parties ruining their groove by treating them like petting zoos. Bridal showers bring gay sours
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Photographers taking pictures of fountain with children nearby are attacked by angry mothers. "Some stupid girl decided she'd 'smashed a paedophile ring' on Southend seafront and it's been shared about 13,000 times on Facebook"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Involved in a traffic accident in New York State? You may soon be required to submit your mobile phone for forensic analysis on the spot
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Predators hunt dangerous game for honor and sport, so it was only a matter of time before they came for Judge Dredd
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The Kepler planet-hunting telescope has recovered from emergency mode. Scientists are now reviewing the logs to identify what may have caused the problem, and to determine which group of aliens wiped out the last five days of obser----++++NO CARRIER++++
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ginger Rogers had to do everything Fred Astaire did...backwards, and in heels. Doris Burke is the Ginger Rogers of ESPN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Click on the left for the video of a redneck mom shooting her kids' iPhones and yelling something about Facebook; click on the right for the "parenting is simple" argument from people with no children
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Stack developer e-learning courses. (Sponsored Link)
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Thanks to the incredible success of Gov Brownback's "real live experiment" in supply-side economics, KS legislature currently debating whether the state REALLY needs all those roads and bridges it has
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Sun April 10, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
South Carolina judge feels the conflict within Jake Lloyd as he is transferred to a psychiatric facility
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There are only 300 wolverines left in the lower 48 States, but the US Fish & Wildlife Service reversed its "endangered" listing because money. Judge says, "Your arguments for de-listing are absurd; try again"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are 21 different wolf calls in the world, ranging from red wolf to construction worker
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lifetime RealtimeBoard Premium. Intermediate subscription level not offered on their website - more features than free and less than $50/month. Which Myers-Briggs likes this style of collaboration? INTP? ESFJ? (Sponsored Link)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Egypt, Saudi Arabia building a bridge over Red Sea; that whirring sound you hear is Moses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professional soccer has its own CTE crisis as hundreds of players suffering irreversible brain damage from heading the ball, back when the ball weighed 35 pounds
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
There's now a graffiti robot, for when you can't be bothered to deface other people's property yourself
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista offends customer with accurate prediction
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
"I'm scared on top of this utility pole. I'm going to puma pants"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iSafe Drive 64GB. Thumb drive for backing up your iPhone and expanding your iPhone storage. I need this yesterday. (Sponsored Link)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VP of Jet Pack International critically injured after falling 10 feet during demo at Go Fast energy drink company
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blizzard forces shut down of a pirate WoW server with 800,000 registered users ... that was running the 2006 version of WoW
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Around the year 2000, Earth's north rotational pole started migrating eastward at a vigorous clip. Scientists have finally figured out what's going on: we're causing it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's new adviser says the GOP won't have a contested convention because he is SO fired if they do
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, king cobras are shy and will avoid humans whenever possible, but they are fiercely aggressive when cornered." Right, but what if I grab one and sing and dance with it onstage? What then?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is [redacted] newspapers look [redacted] in places without the First Amendment, like the [redacted] and the UK
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Game Development e-learning bundle. If your kid is going to play games anyway, might as well get her to code one. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Inspired and motivated by his music, teen enjoys unforgettable meeting with Justin Bieber
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New company claims it can predict the future by decoding the past. The bad news is that when they type in our economic future the program keeps going back to 1929
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Someone actually is going to jail for financial fraud - 83 years worth of jail. Judge: "I deem you a financial predator"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Translation: Titans desperate to find someone, anyone, who will give them a better deal than they've been offered in exchange for the number one overall pick
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Thu April 07, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Teen killed by malfunctioning rocket-powered skateboard. Acme Corporation unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brave Iraqi Army, bravely ran away / When ISIS reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled / Brave Iraqis turned about, and gallantly they chickened out
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of 7 accused of credit card fraud found collecting child porn as well as having a sex slave tied to a stripper pole in his house, or as Michiganders call it, "Thursday"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia legislators pass law prohibiting police from ticketing vehicles with expired inspection stickers or tags while they're waiting in line to renew them. Because, apparently, they were allowed to do that before and did, a lot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RGIII delivers resounding mic drop during his introductory interview for the Browns. No word yet on how badly he injured his shoulder
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's little evidence that living alone is responsible for making us lonely. Research shows it's the quality, not the quantity of social interactions that predicts loneliness. What matters is not whether we live alone, but whether we feel alone"
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Rare collection of Shakespeare plays discovered on isolated Scottish island
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning: C, Java, SQL, Python, C++, Raspberry Pi... Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
An oral history of the GOP's last brokered convention, back in 1976: "It was a riot"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The International Ski Federation's status report for a female Olympic cross country skier lists her as injured even though she's just pregnant. "Women who were working in the fields couldn't just take nine months off"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bullet found near site of Hejaz train ambush in Arabia "almost certainly" fired by TE Lawrence. With helpful picture of what Peter O'Toole might look like
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know how to keep it classy if you show up at an anti-circumcision rally wearing white clothing with a fake red blood stain around the crotch
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tigers declared extinct in Cambodia
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(10 News)
 
 
 
In order to reduce the number of cars circling the block looking for parking, we're removing some of the parking
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Red Wings beat the Flyers to keep the Bruins at bay? Other than that, two pretty meaningless games. This is your Wednesday NHL Rivalry thread. 8pm on NBCSN
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Russian Communist Party seeks to internationally copyright red star symbol
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
We must raise the cost of sodas to reduce consumption. Result: Soda consumption down. We must raise the cost of cigarettes to reduce consumption Result: Cigarette consumption down. We must raise the minimum wage...oops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once-endangered green sea turtles in Florida and Mexico upgraded to 'all you can eat'
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy was slathered in grease and chased through the streets by Spanish school children
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A father covered in Nazi tattoos and who named his children Adolf Hitler and Arian Nation claims he is being unfairly singled out
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Complete C# Coding Bootcamp. Alternative B♭basic training scheduled for next spring. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to Data Chief: You're Fired. Data Chief to Trump Campaign: Good luck accessing your data
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"Apple's Siri now smarter about questions on rape, suicide, and baseball. " Good to know that important subjects like baseball are being covered
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missing WV couple found in mud hole. When told they'd be brought back to West Virginia, said they preferred the mud hole
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
The Premier League is full of incredible young talent in FIFA 16 Career Mode - check out the world-beating team you could make with young EPL stars
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Red-haired Scottish fold cat makes friends with small frog, loses him, can't seem to find him anywhere
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(BBC)
 
 
 
While the UK was busy being appalled at Donald Trump's comments on abortion, maybe it should have been looking in its own back yard, where a three-month suspended prison sentence is considered "very lenient"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin: the undiscovered slam poet of our time?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Using proxy buttocks made of pig parts, a team of Canadian archaeologists has determined that the earliest known injuries caused by buckshot occurred during a battle in the War of 1812"
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In case you wondered what it was like to have an F4 tornado crash directly into your camera-holding face. Tag is for his wife who didn't make it
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(I4U)
 
 
 
Bored scientists reverse photosynthesis, unwittingly touch off humans vs. plants world war
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Scrivener 2. What's your favorite novel-writing software? (Sponsored Link)
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(India.com)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un dead or seriously injured. Sounds legit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Batik shreds TransNusa at Halim Perdanakusuma
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mild-mannered Madison defense attorney Dean Strang, star of "Making a Murderer" on Netflix, gets his own reality TV show, aspires to be the Anthony Bourdain of criminal justice
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Two clever police detectives prove better at accessing a suspect's locked iPhone in 10 seconds than hundreds of NSA crypto geeks working around the clock
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not considered hazardous duty in the army: Soldiers whose sole job is to run a massive weed operation to help war veterans with PTSD
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are the weird-ass beauty ingredients South Koreans swear by, from the Mizon Snail Slime Range to some sort of lotion made from pigs
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Using infrared satellite images, notable space archaeologist discovers Viking settlement site on the southwest coast of Newfoundland. Bonus: Space archeologist reads Fark, and is a friend of Drew's
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Your Fark ready headline for the day: "Nebraska Is Redesigning Its License Plate, but Not Because It Looks Like a Guy Holding His Huge Balls"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines announces it has acquired a fleet of virgins
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Data Analytics. Insert favorite Dilbert quote here. Remember that time Target sent diaper coupons to your house - before your 15 year old daughter realized she was pregnant? Good times. (Sponsored Link)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
He was honored by Obama, had a school named for him, and earned the title of War Chief in WW II. Joseph Medicine Crow of the Crow Tribe has left this world
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may have won a bunch of primaries, but how loyal are the delegates picked to vote for him at the convention? Let's just say the feeding hand is tired of being bitten
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: 'Start a Side Business' Bundle. How to become one of those eBay sellers you hate - and make a nifty profit doing it. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Another Simpsons episode comes true as "death by overwork" in Japan increases. "I've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man plows into skateboarder with car, then stops to help the person he injured--only to get hit by another driver himself and the skateboarder trapped underneath a car
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(Time)
 
 
 
Steve Buscemi and Stephen Colbert made a parody film about John Kasich's hatred of Fargo
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Sat April 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American mosque attacked, dozens reported injured
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Arizona may redo its primaries due to massive fraud as thousands of voters from both parties were mysteriously purged from the voting rolls
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why people started dunking their doughnuts? No? Well, that's okay, we're going to tell you anyway, as soon as we wipe this coffee off of our chin
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Multicolor Energy Efficient LED Smartphone-controlled Ultra-Lightbulb. How many Farkers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Sponsored Link)
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What's the perfect gift for Maud Pie? A rock. Duh. So I don't know why the latest episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is going to be 30 minutes long, since it can be resolved before the opening credits roll at 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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Fri April 01, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
All right, pop quiz. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
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(Oxford Mail)
 
 
 
You can now get your curry delivered by a drone
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(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA just figured out there should be limits on arsenic in baby rice cereal
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Colon cancer discovered in an 18th century Hungarian mummy. And you thought your HMO was slow to approve getting a colonoscopy
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(Mountain Eagle)
 
 
 
Three people injured in head-on collision on Curry highway, naan killed
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Professor predicts winners of 2016 MLB season. Here comes the math. And the Mets
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New test can predict death in patients with serious liver disease, although so can most doctors: "You have serious liver disease? You're going to die." That wasn't hard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea continues their furious attack on their most hated enemy ... the sea. Victory is assured. We will prevail
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, "Severed Dreams" aired: "As of this moment, Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance. We will remain an independent state till President Trump is removed from office"
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal Special: Curry Bible. Flying Spaghetti Monster...confused. (UnSponsored Link)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly confronts living contradiction Katrina Pierson and asks how Trump thinks he can win despite his hatred of women
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Man Offered Free Hugs At Trump and Sanders Rallies. You can guess the rest
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Second Generation Lytro Camera. How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb? 50. One to change the bulb and 49 to say "I could have done that." (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Reddit ■■■■■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■■ ■■■■■. ■■■■■■■ canary
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After shooting and killing an unarmed man, the departmental investigation leads to a severe slap on the wrist for a Mesa police officer. Oh, wait, the victim was melanin deficient. Switch that to "fired and facing second degree murder charges"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Really, it's not hard to predict the future when the name of your show is called "Futurama"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Red curry pork belly corndogs
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him this predictable and obvious ranking of Rolling Stone's 100 best drummers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Incredible hot curry
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Chicken thighs in mild red curry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thai red curry with vegetables
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Clinton superdelegate disbarred while waiting to go to Philly, behind bars
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A Pope may have started April Fools' Day. That would explain those funky red shoes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
As if Zika in the US wasn't bad enough, cybernetic mosquitos have been discovered in Northern California
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover ways to improve red tide predictions." Well, around here it's called shark week and it's still every 28 days
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boyfriend caught and subdued a burglar at our apartment. Then he went all Daredevil on his ass. Should I be worried?
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(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Never has an NBA player scored 1,000 points, grabbed 500 rebounds, dished out 500 assists, blocked 100 shots and had 100 steals in one season... until now
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why should cable, internet companies be required to let you cancel service online? Because breaking up is hard to do
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: SitePoint Premium Tech Courses: Lifetime Subscription 5,350+ Cutting-Edge Videos & E-Books on Coding, UX Design & More. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Yes Chris Matthews, I can't rule out using nukes in Europe if I needed to. You seem bewildered?
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Japan's missing black hole satellite just reappeared and nobody knows what happened to it
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Red Robin wins race to bring "ramen burger" out of obscure hipster barrios to mainstream America, will offer 22-cent deal to lucky college students on April 19
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
It's bad enough being murdered, dismembered, burned, and then disposed of in a gravel pit...but being urinated on by the cadaver dogs searching for your body has got to be the cherry on top of the crap sundae
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How was The Associated Press able to stay in Nazi Germany up until the United States entered World War II? By making a deal with the devil, apparently
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
New blood test could confirm whether a person had suffered a concussion or similar brain injury. Previous method of waiting to see their voting record was just too slow and unreliable
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(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
The Court-ordered monitor who is supposed to ensure HSBC is not laundering money..again..is just a wee bit suspicious of the loans it made to a company exporting mini-skirts to Iran, and the customer who used a garbage bag of cash to open an account
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Starting next week everyone immigrating to the UK must be compulsorily microchipped and its details registered on an approved database. Wait, it's just for dogs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
On Reddit, this 18-year old is known as "World Chaos," and he turned $900 into $55K in less than two weeks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump the Lesser apologizes for a tweet he sent out falsely identifying the woman pictured giving a Nazi salute at his father's rally as a "Bernie Sanders supporter" saying he "got bad info" and apparently does not read the news or know how to use Google
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
10 incredible MLB ballpark giveaway nights you can look forward to this season. Because who doesn't love free stuff?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"There's a whole Soylent subculture on discussion boards where fans of the drink are experimenting with ingredients and trade recipes, which defeats one of the main goals of Soylent, which is to save time and serve as a meal replacement"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piper Raspberry Pi Computer Kit: Learn Real Engineering Skills (While Playing Minecraft) with This Full Raspberry Pi Toolbox. Creative Mode engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman dies, man injured in James River 'drowning machine'. Whose marketing department came up with that name?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
City firefighters blame city's fire department for starting fire in fire station by ignoring fire code, want someone fired
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Decider)
 
 
 
The credits are obdurate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle's 'Man in Tree' charged with malicious mischief and assault: "He's being held on $50,000 bail. If he makes bail he's ordered to have no contact with the tree"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Space.com publishes a map of all known red dwarfs in the Milky Way. Still no s