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500 headlines found matching 'RED'
Thu March 23, 2017
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Trump once offered to date Emma Thompson. She turned him down. Actually, she turned down an offer to stay in his hotel, the room with the special cameras
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
By 50-48 vote, the Senate passes Flake's bill to allow your ISP to sell your browsing history to anyone willing to pay for it. Evil corporations are getting tired of winning and having you for lunch
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
4-year-old brings shell casing to daycare, therefore soccermom martial law is declared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Daesh takes credit for the Westminster attack, the quality of the CHIPs remake, and the new Yoko Ono album
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Owner of Terminator franchise says it isn't dead, and that he has a plan to keep it alive without Arnold or Paramount. "It's something we're incredibly excited about and we think is the direction it needs to head"
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Target gives a sneak peek of the complete redesign that 500 of their stores will be undergoing in the next 2 years
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
America's Hobo royalty have mastered the ultimate cheap travel hack: Just don't pay. For anything. Ever. Learn their ways
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's credit rating downgraded to mirage
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
The Ocho isn't coming anytime soon, as ESPN prepares to shut down rarely viewed channels in their portfolio, redirects resources to the Mothership and the Deuce
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all the nation's problems and secured his legacy, President Trump turns his sights on teen who created website where you can punch Trump's face using a cat's paw
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People should know better than to buy their trees in the red light district
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bored with trash-talking retired NBA stars, LaVar Ball calls out the King
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida House of Representatives considers banning red-light cameras statewide, in a rare display of sanity and reason that makes up for at least three Florida headlines
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
In addition to being overpriced and manufactured by douchebags, EpiPens are now actually malfunctioning
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(Time)
 
 
 
Wyclef Jean angered LA police didn't recognize him and treated him like a non-celebrity
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australia to remove 'gay panic' defense from criminal code. Now, a murderer can't claim they were simply scared because someone gay grabbed them down under
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Inmate who beat up Jared Fogle now receiving tons of fan mail. "I am writing this letter to thank you for your service," said one little boy, who also sent $2
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Disappointing real-life fast food photos compared to their promotional posters, because advertising is always so deceiving
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Navy engineers build ramjet-powered missile prototype in 6 months using inexpensive off the shelf commercially available technology
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis now going after blasphemous Fark headlines. No level of Hell declared yet for the Politics tab
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Christianity INC. well, at least they're finally admitting its always been about the money and redemption was never an option
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you call a Russian lawyer injured in a freak bathtub hoisting accident?
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Dissident Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) officials created a digital "Forum of Hate" where they referred to one of their supervisors as the G-Pot. G, as in status obsessed rapper and Pot for hippopotamus
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Season 4 of The Flash will not require Barry to go faster. Bad decision making still required, though
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $45 million, you can own the villa shared by Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The breakthrough of the 2016 election lies in the fact that the religious right, in its support for a thrice-married, self-confessed sexual predator, finally dispensed with the fiction that it was concerned about abortion or 'family values'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea says it's not afraid of US strike in statement describing their 'treasured sword of justice,' simultaneously ratcheting up the tension and giving World of Warcraft players a new reason to invade
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Monday's hearing "debunked" Trump's wiretapping tweets, but left his underlying claim intact: that there was surveillance of the Trump campaign; that the results were shared throughout the government - even possibly reaching the Obama White House
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New documents show that former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort laundered payments from pro-Putin Ukrainian party. Dripski. Dripski. Dripski
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
So what can Fox learn from Logan and Deadpool to fix The Fantastic Four?: "Don't be scared to use the Marvel Comics that it came from as inspiration"
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Rutgers' new quarterback is so good, three other quarterbacks transferred out of the program. Maybe he will throw more than five touchdown passes next season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes personal credit and brags about increasing unemployment in African American males
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know those packets of wildflower seeds Cheerios gave away to help grow flowers for honey bees? It turns out in some states the seeds are considered noxious, invasive, and illegal
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Chinese archaeologists baffled by newly discovered 2,000-year-old pyramid scheme
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sharks and ill-tempered Sea Bass are out, but the army may soon have trucks with giant lasers on their heads
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(TV3 (Ireland))
 
 
 
Roses are red / violets are skeptical
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal car. Step 2: Drive to White House. Step 3: Declare there is a bomb in your car at a Secret Service checkpoint. Step 4: Get featured on Fark
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: I'm not going to seek the death penalty. Governor: Then you're fired. Next Prosecutor: uh, lemme think about this
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Rand Paul predicts that Trumpcare will pass, fail completely, and only then after the complete collapse of the healthcare system will any real negotiations towards healthcare reform begin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So we've ALL been thinking it, but credit goes to former Rep. David Jolly (R-FL) for being the first to come out and say it publicly: President Donald Trump isn't "intellectually qualified" to be president
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "The Other Side," another middling episode of The Walking Dead that nevertheless managed to have a few important character building moments with Maggie, Daryl, Jesus, and even Sasha, though she acted incredibly stupid [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Metro)
 
 
 
While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Roses are red / violets are top
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(Some Dolby Airhead)
 
Audio
 
Congratulations, the last patents on Dolby AC-3 have expired, so it's now legal to decode the audio from the original laserdisc of Star Wars: A New Hope
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to CBP, an A-rab sounding name trumps 42 years of citizenship and being the retired police chief of Greenville, NC
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(Some Music Blogger)
 
 
 
Someone really hates the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Applications to U.S. colleges by foreign students are down because of the fear of deportation. American students look forward to benefiting from the grading curve being lowered
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Tired of playing Civ 6 and need something new to waste time. Not a FPS kind of gamer, but like to explore and do interesting things. So...is No Man's Sky worth buying? Or is there something better?
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Waiter fired for Making Eating Out Great Again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to dramatically lower your risk of heart disease? Simple, eat more monkey and piranha. Oh, and also move to Bolivia and be prepared to live in a grass hut in the heart of the jungle
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the Weathertech Sports Car Series kicks off today in Fark's Favorite State with the 12 Hours of Sebring. 10:30 AM EDT on IMSATV and Fox Sports Go; FS1 coverage to start an hour later and continuing to the chequered flag
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Fish in Australia are evolving into land animals as they avoid predators during high tides by living on rocks just as Jesus predicted
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Army demos armored vehicle mounted laser weapon system. Col. Alois Hammer unavailable for comment
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russian police arrest a stubborn alien that scared all women in a grocery store and ran away
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dollar General reports better than expected sales for its quarter, showing it has effectively captured the market of people who don't want to have to get all dressed up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Just in time for your Friday news dump- US Attorney Preet Bharara was actively investigating HHS Director Tom Price when fired
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
45 celebrities reimagined as redheads in honor of St. Patrick's Day. If you call these photos "ginger snaps," is that racist?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"A man who strapped more than 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and soared above the Calgary Stampede grounds apologized Friday for the danger he caused, but said he doesn't regret his actions"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man indicted for hate crimes committed at Red Robin. Crimes against humanty charges notably still absent for bottomless stale fries and dried out beef
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having wrested Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia out of Democratic hands, Donald Trump proposes screwing them over completely... along with red states Kentucky and Tennessee
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Search warrant demands Google turn over the accounts, IP address, social security numbers, and credit card numbers of everyone who Googled a certain name
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(Some Pyramid)
 
 
 
Something is heating up inside Egypt's ancient pyramids. Might be all that stored grain about to spontaneously combust
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Perhaps Steve Bannon has suffered some heartbreaking personal tragedy? An event so jarring, it shook him to his core, and left him vulnerable to the predatory recruitment tactics of a hateful ideology? Or, maybe he's just an asshole
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining how to kite mobs to your kids, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Full Throttle Remastered is coming exclusively to GOG. What games have you been playing? As a side note who are your favourite YouTube Let's Players?
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The American auto industry says that thanks in part to Trump, they'll soon return to the glory days of the '70s, where American cars were the best engineered machines in the world
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Whole-body vibrators may be the key to reducing obesity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cognitive dissonance sadly not covered by the ACA. Thanks, Obama
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Much like your high IQ, your perfect 850 credit score doesn't really mean anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After one of their many on-air arguments, "Hannity pulled out a gun and pointed it directly at Williams...he even turned on the laser sight, causing a red dot to bob around on Williams' body"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin says judges are tyrants for not allowing constitutionally dubious travel ban to go through. Good thing Malkin doesn't have a murky immigrant background which might include her parents immigrating on employer sponsored visas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Son of Far-right French politician is your newest model school shooter. Social media has Steam Hatred Badge, quotes from The Joker, Vines wearing a clown mask & a gun...how'd it take him this long to go on a rampage?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
D-Wade out for C-Son with fractured L-Bow
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(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
Coors Chili Cook-Off Winner reveals 29 ingredients in his recipe-including peanut butter & jelly. In other news, your 4-year old has a pretty good shot at the ICS Bowl Championship
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
You ordered a pizza, but when you get it you find it has the wrong toppings. The prudent thing to do would be to A) return it and ask for a refund, B) just forget about it and eat it the way it is, or C) pump bullets into the building from your car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Optimism among U.S. CEOs shows biggest increase since 2009. Although it's easy to be optimistic when earning $10 million a year during good times, and a $40 million severance when fired
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason magazine has never suffered through a PBS telethon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invites Ivanka trump to the Broadway premier of "Come From Away"-a musical about a Canadian town that welcomed all the stranded US air travellers (refugees) on 9/11-or that's what they're telling Jared anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Moscow zoo suing video studio that hired raccoon and made what the zoo calls an "erotic" video. "The raccoon returned from the studio traumatized. We noticed he was attracted to women's breasts"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since Trump can't be bothered, here are Obama's NCAA tournament bracket picks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Price thinks it should be up to states, not the Federal Government, to decide if vaccines are required
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New Zealand authorities are looking for suspects in over 400 thefts of beehives and honey. Suspects are described as "covered in bees"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Banned motorist with 50 previous road offences tilts his battered old Ford Mondeo onto TWO WHEELS to squeeze between vehicles during a 12-mile police chase. Ta-da
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch who purchased Trump's Palm Beach mansion for way above market price, admits his plane and Trump's shared a tarmac in North Carolina days before the election, but totally did not meet or anything, trust him
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Anderson Dawes and Fred Johnson are no longer BFFs. Cortazar has a new home. What do the missing children on Ganymeade all have in common? Can Earth & Mars avoid war? Find out in episode 8 of 'The Expanse' 'Pyre' tonight at 10PM EDT on SyFy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions: "We have too much tolerance for marijuana use. We need to say, as Nancy Reagan said, 'Just say no.'" He then knocked back three fingers of bourbon and took a long, satisfying drag from an unfiltered Camel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't throw away those old mascara wands. They can now be used to treat injured wildlife in shelters. Excluding bears
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(R&D Magazine)
 
 
 
Solar powered catalyst system extracts hydrogen gas from plant biomass without the use of hazardous chemicals or fossil fuels. It's not quite Mr. Fusion, but it's a start
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a Chinese government-connected corporation brokered a NYC real estate deal that netted Jared Kushner $400 million because of its ridiculously favorable terms, the head of Chinese Intelligence front buys a $15 mil condo in Trump Towers
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why you seem to remember your old scratchy LPs sounding better than the nice new digital remasters you replaced them with? You're not imagining things
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer seemed shocked to hear Jim Acosta say poor people existed; he just thought it was a myth like Star Wars or Hillary Clinton having people murdered
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Visa wants to put your credit card in your sunglasses, because who ever loses sunglasses?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Why not a hundred foot high wall made from gold and diamonds that can't be seen by those who are unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Alaska: watch out for grumpy moose. "It pulled its nose out of the bucket, looked at her, reared back and kicked her right in the noggin"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Existing While Black" is now punishable by court-ordered homelessness
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(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
Apparently someone in the Washington Redskins front office really hates Kirk Cousins, as there are strong rumors that the Skins are discussing a trade for Cousins....with the Cleveland Browns
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Lego tape allows you to turn anything into a Lego compatible surface, from walls to toys to your own body. Your fevered dream full of moaning and twitches has come true
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The "Hearing Protection Act" is a GOP-introduced bill to a) update laws for maximal headphone volume output, b) make measurement of sound levels at live concerts mandatory, c) reduce restrictions on gun silencers
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Kind man returns credit card handed to him by mistake at Hardee's drive-thru. Just kidding, he peeled away and bought booze
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you wanted your Decline and Fall of the American Republic in graph form, we've got you covered
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obviously, the reason no one can find any evidence that Obama ordered Trump wiretapped is because he asked James Bond to do it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Beyond outright incompetence - Donald Trump has a plan? CNN thinks so. Maybe it is stored right next to his Healthcare plan, China plan, and Defeat ISIS plan
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Do bookstore employees get bored? Here's your answer
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this date in history, Uranus was discovered
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez's new Japanese contract includes optional practices, a chauffeured Mercedes, a private hotel suite for road games, and, most importantly, unlimited sushi for the entire season
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Chris Christie victim blames all the recently fired U.S. attorneys. "They received notice that they were leaving office. That notice was given to them by the people of the country on November 8, when they elected a Republican president"
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
That Ohio state rep with the DUI arrest? Yeah, he was ordered by the speaker to remove a liquor cabinet from his office back in 2015
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In addition to the firing of Preet Bharara, what else will be the big story tonight - FL investigation of Bannon? TX getting slapped on redistricting? Let's watch The Rachel Maddow Show live, at 9 PM EDT and talk
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refined Gentleman that he is, President Trump lets it be known via the Twitter machine that he is distempered, nay, downright appalled, at the rudeness and lack of civility the uncouth media is displaying towards his designated liars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are indications that Jeff Sessions did not know his own attorneys were about to be fired
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Richard Simmon's custody situation, Time crystals, and the Statue of Liberty's metaphoric redesign. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-05 to Sat 2017-03-11
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What's that, oh it's nothing, just Jared Kushner's family making $400 million because a huge Chinese company is buying one of their buildings at a wildly inflated price on terms ridiculously favorable to the Kushners, nothing to see here, move along
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Emissions outside of a woman's vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George Lazenby was offered a 7-picture deal to play James Bond, with $1 million cash up front, but turned it down because it would've hampered his ability to get laid more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even Breitbart thinks that Tom Price's comments that "everyone will be covered" under Trumpscare was the lie of the year
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Up to 20 inches of snow predicted to fall on New York City. Everyone prepare to panic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's game changing episode of The Walking Dead, "Bury Me Here," which puts [redacted] on a new path and was one of the highlights of the last few seasons (obvious spoiler alert)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Human-pug hybrid Kellyanne Conway pulls another alternative fact out of her rectum, says the Trump campaign was monitored in other ways
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has hired two Florida fundraisers. Nudge nudge, wink wink
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a sentence you don't want to hear: You've been transferred to execution island
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what life in Best Korea look like? Well wonder no more as here are some snapshots of the country
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fired U.S. Attorney for New York Preet Bharara sends out a Tweet that STRONGLY suggests that he was investigating Trump when he was fired
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your laughably bad credit report may soon be reduced to just a mild chuckle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration makes up an accusation against Obama with zero proof offered. Shockingly, this is not a repeat of the last 20,343 times this has happened
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Fundraising drive and emergency champagne and caviar helicopter drops underway for hundreds of Big Sur residents cut off by broken bridge
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A Ben Affleck movie has resulted in prison time...and shockingly it wasn't "Daredevil"
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(The State)
 
 
 
Idiocracy successfully predicts the future again as garbage avalanche kills at least 35. Mike Judge sought for comment about those boner and hair cures he promised
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John McCain predicts there are "more shoes to drop" over Russiaghazi
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In Tokyo, World Baseball Classic experiences its own Maier/Bartman incident. Japanese slugger completely forgives boy: "I hope you continue to work hard at that so one day we can meet and look back at this moment we shared together fondly"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Redneck, admittedly without an education, challenges Neil deGrasse Tyson to a debate thinking he's scared. Not News: Whether or not the Earth is flat. Fark: This idiot really is a flat earther. Dumbass: Yes, he thinks the world is flat
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Driverless cars finally ready for California but are lazy, no-account Californians ready for driverless cars? I think I just answered the question. I believe I'll just nap on my way to work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"President Donald Trump's revised travel ban executive order suffered its first legal setback Friday as a federal judge blocked the directive's potential impact on the family of a Syrian refugee living in Wisconsin"
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Fri March 10, 2017
(TVInsider)
 
 
 
Can You Believe 'Buffy' Premiered 20 Years Ago? Let's Throwback to the Best Episodes Ever
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(Russia Today)
 
Fake
 
Since Donald Trump is having such a hard time with his Russian ties, Russia Today figured it was the perfect time to revisit President Obama's birth certificate
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(Joe My God)
 
 
 
Uber-Christian TN lawmaker who sponsored "Don't Say Gay" bill, has been doing the satanic shuffle with a married woman, who just so happens to also be his cousin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR teams deal with unfilled sponsorships. Some of the driver's cars, helmets and uniforms have as much as three square inches not covered by logos
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart credits his crewmates on the Enterprise for allowing him to live long and prosper
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(NPR)
 
 
 
All Things Considered tracked down a fake news site who wrote such headlines as "Chris Christie nominated to Supreme Food Court." and "Sarah Palin Banning Muslims from Entering Bristol Palin." Yes, he's a liberal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Newly identified fault line in California could unleash a "monster" earthquake. Scientists say they haven't discovered a fault line in California this dangerous in more than a week
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Claims to existence of Trump's sex tapes are being watered down
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins fire their GM after he was a no-show for the combine and hasn't really been there since February
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Great developers don't dream of writing banking software. As a result, over 40% of financial applications contain subpar code (compared to telecom and retail software.)
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Thu March 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fade in. Closeup of man biting tongue. Cut to woman spilling milk on shirt. Announcer: Tired of the hassle of eating a whole bowl of messy cereal, just to get to the sugar milk? Fade to wide shot of new Ben & Jerry's. Fade out
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Facebook's pre-crime division is working on teaching computers to predict what happened next
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Schönefeld airport chosen as the worst airport in the world, stunning LaGuardia who vows to step up their luggage shredding efforts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumpy Spice: "Every member of the House and Senate will be able to have their opportunity to have amendments (on TrumpCare) offered through the committee process and on the floor," GOP Leadership: The Hell you say
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Today is "National Fark Redesign Day"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Five Guys to open store in Edinburgh city centre, because when historic Scottish cuisine gets tired, you want some greasy American burgers and fries to make you fall in love with food again
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(Thurrott)
 
Video
 
Almost 17 years ago, Windows Me was released by Microsoft to mark the new millennium. Despite its instability and goofy-looking media player loaded with the latest Creed hits, it pioneered innovations that Windows 10 users take for granted
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Wed March 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today's science fact: Through a lifetime of stored knowledge, you can HEAR the difference between hot and cold water
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember what you did for your 8th grade fair project? I bet it wasn't finding a WWII German fighter plane and pilot's remains that have been undiscovered for more than 70 years
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Anderson Dawes going to challenge Fred Johnson for control of the OPA? Will Ganymede be the next Eros? What does Amos flashback to? Missing children? War between the Inners? Find out tonight on 'The Expanse,' 10PM EST on SyFy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Watchdog group claims that Carl Icahn is lobbying Trump, even though he isn't a registered lobbyist. Icahn: I can do what I want
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nest working on array of new smart home products including burglar alarms, door bells, Jehovah's Witness humiliator, anti bill collector laser, emergency fart vacuum, expired milk sniffer and poisonous spider detector
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Lawmaker complains of 'file cabinets full of booze' at the Rhode Island State House. In other news, we've discovered where Fark's backup servers are located
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
While Trump had you chasing Russia stories, he quietly hired 400 lobbyists and members of the far-right media as "beachhead teams" to be his eyes and ears at every level of government
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson: I'm tired of seeing roles for African-Americans going to Brits. Jon Boyega: African-Americans vs British Blacks? Ain't nobody got time for that. #MAAGA?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sen. Franken: Lies, and the perjured Jeff Sessions who tells them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secret cave used by Knights Templar discovered in English countryside, contains three devices of lethal cunning, spiffy collection of wine goblets, elderly caretaker
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez hired by FOX as a full-time analyst for the 2017 season. It's all A-Rod, all the time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are now predicting a "total shutdown of convection" in the Labrador Sea within the next 10 years. Told you those damn ovens weren't worth the extra cost
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The story that just won't go away: Unaccounted person was on flight MH370 when it disappeared
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump hasn't even bothered to ask his FBI director to verify his Obama wiretap claims. Smartest president ever, don'cha know, just bigly yuuugely smart I'm telling yaz
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Octogenarian learns to code, develops elder-friendly iPhone game where player must correctly arrange set of 12 dolls for Hina Matsuri on a four-tiered stand. "I will be happy if elderly women beat their helpers, feeling a sense of superiority"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Now that President Trump has figured out this White House gig his approval ratings have started to climb
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Someone figured out an "iconic" job for every state. Here are 10 of them because the full list is on that site that breaks every article into like 500 pages
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood aborts Trump's offer to fund them if they stop providing their least-used service that isn't even covered by government funding
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you had "Germany" as the next staunch ally Trump was going to piss off for really stupid reasons, step up and claim your prize: the shattered remains of your country's dignity
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three dead, dozens injured after train strikes casino tour bus parked on tracks in Biloxi, MS. Developing story
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 fired its gunpod in the air for the first time. No, the aiming software still isn't done
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First underwater footage of beaked whales captured. When asked to comment on their elusiveness, the creature responded "Meep"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There was a time, over a century ago, that some people considered muskrats to be fish because they lived in the water. Voila, a Lenten loophole
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ex-con behind controversial Nashville Bike Week dodges warrant, addresses accusations on rambling Facebook Live where he quotes Trump, threatens critics' credit scores & references NASCAR fraud, angry Loretta Lynn AND Gene Simmons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The mystery of why sheep get so horny in winter has been cleared up. You're welcome
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Goodyear unveils first AI-powered concept tire
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Russian hacking of the DNC is a problem, not a scandal. The scandal is this: Who inside the government of the United States is trying to discredit, damage or destroy the President of the United States?
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mirrored sky
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
A-10 pilots practice boat busting off of Florida. Someone must have reread "The Hunt for Red October"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Triumph over tragedy: Paralyzed football player was an honorary guest at the wedding of the player who injured him
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Joe Rogers, founder of Waffle House, has died at 97. His body will be scattered, smothered and covered on Saturday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's war against immigrants and Obamacare, a lot of poor white trash in red states are going to die horrible, painful deaths from preventable illnesses
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite can predict lightning strikes, offering the promise of saving millions of clock towers and powering flux capacitors worldwide
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Park Service releases hundreds of ground and arial photographs of President Trump's inauguration and yup, looks like we can expect an incoming tweet storm
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, House Republicans have released their plan that will replace Obamacare. No, you don't need to know its cost yet, just enjoy the plan. What's that? Who's covered? I SAID JUST ENJOY THE PLAN
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how hummingbirds have sex? Well, neither did I, but here you go anyway
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Showa Era licensed brothels and red-light districts fondly recalled in Japan as symbol of bygone era when Japanese had time for sex
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
This 950-hp Ferrari-powered hot rod death wish can be yours for only $250,000
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GM, tired of all of the winning, announces job cuts in Michigan
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Unsecured backup exposes global spam farm
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(Attn)
 
 
 
Foreign cartoonists inspired by Trump's first month...oh dear
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dogs move from ruining carpets to ruining credit scores. Your dog wants a loan
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Although the law provides a great deal of leeway for political speech, that protection is not all encompassing. And because of the way Trump has leveled unsubstantiated accusations at Obama, he may have libeled his predecessor"
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Barry & District News)
 
 
 
"Steven could have stopped working following his accident but has chosen instead to put his efforts into doing his new job with energy and pride. He works incredibly hard, despite physical difficulty, to be the best at what he does"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vietnamese tactical teams scale buildings without ladders or ropes. Incredibly simple and effective
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo "Switch data can only be saved to the internal storage and cannot be transferred to the micro SD card". Rest of world "What were you thinking, what were you thinking...thank you come again"
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Sat March 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who gives up beer for Lent wins a case delivered to her home by a team of Clydesdales. It's divine intervention
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The Reds may stink again this year, but Cincinnatians will at least be able to drown their sorrows with Little Kings for the first time since 2001
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love Saturday hockey? Games on tap include Canadiens-Rangers, Flyers-Capitals, and Blackhawks-Predators. The puck drops at 7 PM ET, and please try not to duke it out too much in the thread
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media is targeting Jeff Sessions because he uncovered the ultra-secret Department of Justice slush fund that Obama and his predecessors used to keep the media in line
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congressman points out to Trump that if his Trump Tower phones were tapped, he's in deeper poop than he imagined because the tap would have required a warrant, which in turn would have required probable cause in front of a FISA judge
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump suffered an outright personality breakdown on Twitter after the wiretap comments, and Twitter has reacted accordingly; "We need to keep him away from the nuclear launch codes today"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In Alabama the state prison system is at approximately 180 percent of capacity, the number of correctional officers required is dangerously low, and the fire alarms don't properly work
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What is it with the iconic Quebec maple syrup can? No one remembers who designed it, for one thing: "a mystery for the ages - like trying to ascertain who gets the credit/blame for inventing poutine"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Amusing Planet)
 
 
 
In 1942 an entire aircraft factory in California was covered in camouflage. The fake homes now go for $3000/sq.ft
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
When you're awaiting sentencing for a fatal hit and run, you might want to assume that all your calls are being monitored and recorded. You know, in case you say you feel no remorse for the victim's family or call the judge a f*cking a**hole
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: We had nothing to do with altering the RNC platform to effectively cede Ukraine to Russia. Reality: The platform was altered by a campaign staffer on orders from Trump himself
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a love story as old as time itself, a Japanese man died from the thing he loves the most. Gonna go out on a limb and guess that nobody cleared his browser history either
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
IBM granted patent for out-of-office email system. This submission is a clear green-light because it is never red
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Rams are going way back in their uniform redesign for next season
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
And the latest rumored to play Cable in Deadpool 2 is.....David Harbour
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cop: "I caught you driving your car while under the influence of alcohol." Driver: "Yeah? Well, 25 years ago I killed a woman and got away with it, so compared to that this is nothing"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
American-inspired trend of going naturally gray becomes increasingly popular with older Japanese women. Stylist says gray "makes it easier for you to enjoy fashion. Black hair limits what colors you can wear, but gray hair goes with youthful colors"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies have featured zombie pirates and human/octopus hybrids. But sharks with elongated rib cages? That's a bridge too far
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: Let's GET INCREDIBLE
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Science covered in the news is more likely to be overturned. FAKE SCIENCE
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists predict that in distant the future humans will have evolved into two separate sub-species
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NEW BOMBSHELL: Jared Kushner and Mike Flynn met with the Russians in December
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man ordered to remove his Trump 2016 sign, but the KKK flag next door is still A-OK
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
On this date in 1962 Wilt Chamberlain scored 100. He made a few baskets in a game, too
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Styx, REO Speedwagon, Don Felder announce summer tour dates. Rumors tour sponsored by Metamucil, Depends, and Ben-Gay unconfirmed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kremlin: All this talk about how we interfered in your election is really making it difficult for us to be friends again
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
'I got hammered and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club'
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
China has developed a ' 'Laser' ' that can slice armored vehicles in half. Also, it can pop balloons at a distance
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WH ordered to keep all information they have regarding Russia. Presumably for the big bonfire they'll have when Putin has a state visit
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Teacher who was asked to mentor and got in trouble for mentoring and was going to get fired is now going to keep her job YAY
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Even though the movie Logan hasn't premiered in the United States yet, director James Mangold says he is already "working on" a black-and-white version of the movie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to reduce your anxiety? Well listen to this song
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's been said the way to make a million dollars in professional sports is to start with a hundred million. That's nothing compared to what's going on in global shipping right now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
George Takei breaks down the difference between 'access' and 'covered'
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in a car delivered to you because you can't fit through the door
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Officials at the National Park Service predict that due the very warm February the famous cherry blossoms in DC will hit their peak between the March 14-17, or tied for the earliest peak on record and about 2 1/2 weeks earlier than "normal"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I actually never thought that was...I never considered the question, even a possibility. But now..." said President Winfrey 4 years before she became the 46th U.S. president
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
President Trump has been in office for barely over a month, but he already deserves credit for at least one major accomplishment: He's gotten the New York Times to discover a new interest in intensively covering antisemitism
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the first Spring Training game played at their new shared facility in Palm Beach, Nationals beat the Astros thanks to a ninth-inning play at the plate and a walk-off home run. Perfect way to break in a new ballpark
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough says he graded Trump on a curve due to his rhetoric, but he gets credit for "not threatening to crush democracy" and seemed "almost normal"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
They can have my flamethrower when they pry it from my charred, smoldering hands
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The Oscars rising star, Gary from Chicago, was released from prison just three days before the ceremony after spending twenty years behind bars for committing multiple felonies. He sees this as his redemption
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can add Shell to the list of companies that accurately predicted climate change decades ago, then spent millions buying public opinion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Hansen's 58-42 percent victory over Marino on Saturday ensured that Democrats will maintain control of the (Delaware) state Senate. It also notched a big win for a new generation of Democratic activists shocked into action by the election"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Fahrenheit 451' predicted the Left morphing into a bunch of intolerant, crybully sissies
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Flying a stylist 7,500 miles to tend to your eyebrows for a brief Oscars appearance: $25,000 and a BUNCH of carbon credits. Everlasting hypocrisy: priceless
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow gets 9 homers in batting practice. So, I once scored 2.5 million points on Defender on my Atari 5600, but you don't see me issuing a press release about it
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(AP)
 
 
 
With hundreds of administration jobs unfilled, Trump is tired of the whole thing, and just decides to leave them unfilled. That is some well-oiled machine you got there Donald
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man captured at Port Authority after carrying a gun and 106 rounds of hollow-point bullets
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have a smartphone? You may never again have to stand in line with your credit card for drinks at a bar
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I am 50 years old today. I can now join AARP which is nice because I've been retired for a few years now. What should I do to celebrate? Or should I just get drunk? Should I put up a sign in my front yard that says "Get off my lawn"? Should I
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit says that Jared jewelers was a "hotbed of sexual harassment for female employees." Sorta gives a creepy new meaning to their slogan, "He got it at Jared's"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trekkies furious that Star Trek Beyond lost the Oscar to Jared Leto
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
The Simpsons inadvertently predicted almost every Nintendo Switch game
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Mon February 27, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Ukrainian lawmaker, accused of treason by far right Ukrainian party due to his plan to cede Crimea to Moscow, says he met with Trump associates, and was assured his plan was delivered to the White House. Nothing to see here folks, move along
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why is the surname of the British Royal Family 'Windsor'? Well, long story short, in 1917, King George V ordered this guy to go through the history books and find a name for the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha clan that didn't sound so got-damn German, that's why
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sacred selfie
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"'The GPS showed him in the lake,' said [the teen's mom], who figured the GPS was malfunctioning." It wasn't. With scrapbook-worthy pictures
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Last weekend's February tornado in snow-covered western Massachusetts was about as common as the Cubs winning the World Series
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has inspired encryption on most cell phones in DC
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner owns hundreds of Section 8 housing units. So of course he'll recuse himself from any decisions about HUD. No conflict of interest
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
I do not intend to mock, make light of, show hatred for, belittle, disparage, or imply that transgender people are defective. Disclaimer done, let's watch about 1000 words doing all those things accidentally fall out of my keyboard
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thousands march in Moscow to remember murdered opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. Polonium futures are up 13% in early trading
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Punching Nazi scumbags is a time-honored American tradition
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass blind baby Gibbon's sight restored by Kansas veterinarians
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hundreds rally and march for transgender rights in Boystown
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show, continues to recover from his auto accident that occurred on February 5th and is undergoing rehab at Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle. Updates within (LGT previous thread)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Developers of affordable housing are awaiting anxiously Trump's tax moves. Well, since Trump really cares about poor people, these guys should be incredibly happy with his genius moves
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
21 injured when suspected drunk driver plows into crowd at New Orleans Mardi Gras celebration
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"As a black woman, I'm scared of the police because I see people that look like me killed simply for being black. As a Muslim woman, I'm scared of being attacked and killed"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
NASA would have discovered TRAPPIST-1 long ago if they had played Elite:Dangerous
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Robert Davi says reporters who "spread lies about virtuous political candidates like Trump" should be thrown in jail. Tough talk from a man whose biggest film credit is Showgirls
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Drunken Trump fan attacks gay men in Key West. Slurred, "you live in Trump country now, f***s". Was driving a scooter. (snert)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets are very predictable - if you watch Fox News. It's where the President gets all his information. Certainly not books or smart people
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
CEO who sold his radio group to CBS says radio has suffered from "inaccurate perceptions," while people on the other end of the phone heard Nickelback for the second time during the call
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The republicans might be too scared to face voters at town hall meetings, but they haven't yet missed a single meeting with rich donors and their bottomless bank accounts. Priorities people. Priorities
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Your first power rankings of the MLB season. As a Reds fan, Subby thinks that Cincinnati may be too damn high
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
With Rico gone and JWT retired to become a lumberjack, Norm is all we have left to cheer for as the 2017 NASCAR Truck Series season begins with the NextEra Energy Resources 250 from Daytona, 7:30 PM ET on FS1
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Is your teenage son constantly tired? If the answer is yes, a new study says he is likely headed for a life of crime
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Blind man tasered by police who mistook his white cane for a gun. This marks a troubling escalation in perceived violence by British police, who normally claim blind people were carrying Samurai swords before they got tazed
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You might hear David Ortiz in the broadcast booth this season. Because who else would Boston fans want to hear call Red Sox games?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Law professors file misconduct complaint against Kellyanne Conway in attempt to get her disbarred. Bonus: She's already suspended for non-payment of dues
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Marylanders took a gamble believing that casinos would solve education budget, with predictable results
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Two killers who murdered their respective spouses marry each other in Nepalese prison. And the marriage was arranged by the groom's mother, who is also in prison for helping her son kill his first wife. Awwwww
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just discovered my husband is texting his ex-wife and has been doing so for some time. He says he's not cheating but withholds information he thinks will upset me. Should I contact his ex? Or should I confront him directly?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New campaign to save England's red squirrels sees 5,000 volunteers monitoring squirrel populations, educating children about the issue and beating invasive grey squirrels to death in parks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The two defining characteristics of the new right: 1. Hatred for everything different. 2. Indifference of corruption by their own leaders
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Get out of my country" -- Those were the last words a 32-year-old Indian-born engineer heard before being murdered inside a Kansas bar
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Red Sox owner John Henry paid more for Triple-A outfielder Rusney Castillo than he did the Boston Globe. At least the Globe delivers
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Londonist)
 
 
 
To attract younger, more ironic beer drinkers, Fuller's unveils London Pride Unfiltered - same recipe as London Pride, but dry hopped, kegged and chilled, unfiltered and unpasteurized. "That makes it a bit hazy, which is also currently cool"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But the pervasive view in the capital is that President Trump at this point is like a guy behind the wheel who hasn't slept in a week, surrounded by a small mountain of empty Red Bull cans as he weaves his way across four lanes at night
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man stopped at red light uses slingshot to take out traffic camera, forgetting that, duh, it's a camera
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
A humorous look at the panels offered at CPAC this year; predictably, the funniest ones are real
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(CNN)
 
 
 
India's growing airport industry hampered by ghost airports including 22 which have no flights scheduled. Most popular employee is Casper the friendly air traffic controller
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(The State)
 
 
 
If you don't want to end up smothered & covered, don't try to breakup a Waffle House fight @ 2:30 AM
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a "sophisticated" pot operation looks like, look no further... than this mugshot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mama June shows off her breast reduction. No word about her chin reduction
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Media start having to admit that Trump's national security team is performing much better than it is being given credit for. This is probably just more fake news
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former NFL player fired for... holding alcohol?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain says they name their storms now because we were tired of the hurricanes getting all the press
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Spring must surely be near, since the naked redneck trees are blooming
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dog surrendered with 'owners manual' written by eight-year-old girl. "Tell Rhino I love and miss him every night"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, professor of classics and history at Stanford University reports that electing Trump is the only way to reduce economic inequality in America
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
What Einstein considered his "biggest blunder", the cosmological constant, is being reconsidered by today's cosmologists. Who knew hairdressers were all so brilliant?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
He tends to act out in damaging ways if he feels ignored, so don't leave him alone, praise him constantly, and limit his exposure to TV, is advice given for handling: a) a high-strung spaniel puppy? B) a spoiled Toddler? C) the President of the US?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After having him murdered, Kim Jong-Un orders his half-brother's body be stolen from the morgue. Presumably so he can have sexy time with it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Maher, in taking credit for Milo's downfall, says "Sunlight is the best disinfectant". If that's the case, here's a bit of sunlight for Maher where he argued pretty much the same thing as MIlo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bill Maher takes full credit for the fall of Milo Yiannopoulos
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Elected officials want high school students to pass the same citizenship test given to immigrants. News station asks lawmakers the same test questions with predictable results
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I have black friends so I can't be racist. New hotness: Jared and Ivanka are Jews so Trump can't be Antisemitic
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(Life News)
 
 
 
President Trump considered more trustworthy than the liberal media, like that's much of an accomplishment
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, the hog farmer who bragged about castrating pigs and wearing bread bags on her feet, held a town hall where angered GOP voters who felt betrayed chanted "YOUR LAST TERM"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixty-six year old breeds another kid. She is also rumored to bring tremendous bad luck when killed and tied around someone's neck. I'm sure the kid will grow up perfectly normal though, right?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Governor Failin' says Oklahoma faces $878 million shortfall for upcoming year, revenue failure declared and if we don't tax the poors more it will get worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
B-b-but Project Veritas assured us that Bannon said we wouldn't be prosecuted if we did his bidding
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers commit to bring back Showtime. They've promoted Magic, fired Kupchak and Buss
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Tue February 21, 2017
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
European Space Agency finds a pulsar that is a thousand times brighter than scientists thought possible and the most distant one ever discovered
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
The most 90's thing you can do for $1,000 today: Buy a Sega Dreamcast signed by Fred Durst
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Okapi produces an even rarer Ocopy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Houston's Ben Taub Hospital. Police are searching the hospital but no injuries or deaths reported
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jogger impales his foot on a nail intentionally placed along the trail. Turns out someone hammered 39 other nails on the trail. The moral of the story is: Exercise is bad for you
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Why do people commute by bike? Mostly to indulge in that sweet, sweet bike rage, preserved on YouTube "where there's a thriving genre of cyclist/driver interaction videos captured on helmet cams"
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Bored 21 year-old recalls his inability to listen during lectures, sketches ... WWII
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Frank Ancona, high ranking member of the Missouri KKK murdered by the thing he loved most, a white man with his gun collection
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Lawmker introduces bill to "create greater diversity of thought" at Iowa's Universities.. by instituting a hiring freeze "until the number of registered Republicans and Democrats on the faculty fall within 10 percent of each other"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In 1981, Statistics Canada predicted that men's and women's wages would equalize at a median of $336,000 per year by 2017. Let's see how that worked out
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(KPLR 11 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Vandals target a historic Jewish cemetery, topple over a hundred headstones
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Value meal of Whopper, Poutine and Red Beans and Rice
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Driverless racing car suffers high-speed crash. Still considered a better option than Pastor Maldonado
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Director Shane Black drops new pic of 'Predator' cast ready to hunt
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, the best ever television show about baseball aired. Come for sideburns shaving, stay for the debate over England's greatest prime minister: It's Homer at the Bat
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Voters in red states are still waiting for that economic turnaround Trump promised
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(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Not to ruin the narrative all immigrants from the Middle East are bad, but Sweden's crime rate has been falling for the last 12 years even as it has taken in hundreds of thousands of immigrants from war-torn countries like Syria and Iraq
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump NSC appointee fired for complaining that Bannon has taken control of all national security policy
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Sun February 19, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever had a serious conversation with someone about the "Phoenix Lights," have we found the conference for you (tinfoil hats not required, this is serious conference)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for the best theme songs of all time. It could be from a movie, a TV show, or even the boombox you played as you entered the basketball court when you were 14
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Sat February 18, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Tag is for the contractor whose workers gutted the wrong house: He offered to buy the house or at least restore it to its prior condition. (Fail tag's looking for that Nathan Fillion gif.)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Smartphones will soon become mobile laboratories which can monitor bone density, red blood cell levels and even predict asthma attacks as scientists repurpose phone technology such as accelerometers, camera flashes and microphones as medical tools"
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(Racked)
 
 
 
Payless Shoes to close 1,000 stores. Apparently sales have suffered since the farthest distance Americans now walk is from the couch to the refrigerator and back
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oklahoma restaurant owner sends text message to his Latino staff for missing work on "A Day Without Immigrants" that read, simply, "You and your family are fired. I hope you enjoyed your day off, and you can enjoy many more. Love you"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
One of the most pressing issues being debated on the floor of the Texas capitol is stopping people from using the Chilean flag emoji in lieu of the Texas state flag
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when you insert Trump quotes into Red Skull's speech bubbles? Nothing really, since you can't tell the difference
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies that it considered calling up National Guard troops to aid in deportations, so obviously here is the 12 page memo written by DHS Secretary Kelly suggesting it (PDF)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trump offered a lesson in public relations by the Aussie PM, quoting Winston Churchill. "You're wasting your time complaining about the media." Twitter meltdown in 3, 2, 1
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Mice running on a treadmill for 30 minutes makes them live longer. Compared to cheese which usually shortens their life span. When placed in a trap
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
What is it with Apple constantly reducing the number of ports on every new iteration of their devices?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glasgow police mocked after releasing 'useless' CCTV stills of a man they want to speak to that are so blurred they look like impressionist paintings: "'We have clearer pics of the surface of Mars"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fake news writer who took credit for putting Trump in the White House now says he regrets taking credit for putting Trump in the White House
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro: "Little Jared complaining about me (to CNN's corporate owner) cuz I get under President Daddy-in-Law's skin? Oh, baby boy, I'm so sorry"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Clatters quits the EPL for the Middle East after hearing there are hundreds of players out there he's never sent off
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls all its hydrogen powered vehicles. In other news, Toyota sells hydrogen powered vehicles
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you can't fix it, redefine it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Kremlin ordered state media to cut way back on their fawning coverage of President Donald Trump, because it's making Putin look bad
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Mark Gottfried fired as NC State's head basketball coach. Duke sucks
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