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500 headlines found matching 'RED'
Wed February 21, 2018
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kentucky district flips from red to blue, making it the 37th to do so since Trump's inauguration
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist has a brilliant idea: If credit card companies would all refuse to allow gun purchases, all our problems will disappear in a puff of magical unicorn farts
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Goosen must qualify to return to Shinnecock for open. If that means what I think that means, the last time I did that, I got tasered
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Trump whips out his crayons as he demands Pennsylvania's redrawn congressional districts be challenged
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Ohio teachers and school staff sign up for free concealed weapons class offered by local Sheriff
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Tue February 20, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Years after appearing on Dr. Phil, parents of dismembered 13-year-old daughter charged with her murder. Detectives were suspicious when they claimed they just wanted to put the pieces back together and move on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, I guess the best/worst Korea olympic lovefest is over, as the U.S. and worst Korea are planning new joint excercises. Kim Jung Un seen preparing his shiny red button
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
1) Write a book full of gibberish, list it on Amazon and price it at $555 2) Buy copies using stolen credit cards 3) PROFIT Fark) And stick somebody else with the tax bill for the profits
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The Twilight series doesn't deserve our hatred"
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
In what I'm sure is totally unrelated to the guilty pleas netted by Mueller today, Ukraine has recovered some of the money stolen by Paul Manafort's buddy, Viktor Yanukovich
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Red Sox owner: "What collusion? There is no collusion. You're the collusion"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, don't take your shoes off on an airplane
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
This is going to make Jared's job a little bit harder
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Mon February 19, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
Jupiter's Great Red Spot may be dying and could disappear within our lifetimes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you were looking for a list of the absolute worst people in America, the just released CPAC agenda has you covered
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
"After he got tired of being Tased, he called 911"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We now know why Trump had a twitter meltdown over the weekend: After Mueller indicted the 13 Russians Trump turned on cable news expecting commentators to say he had been cleared of all wrongdoing. But that obviously wasn't how they saw it
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Fist bumps replace time-honored handshake tradition in hockey as Olympic norovirus cases soar near 300
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Middle school substitute teacher fired after video shows him body slamming a 12-year-old student. Student just glad sub didn't have an AR-15
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Booze is now once again good for you. Drew now declared immortal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
J. J. Redick pulls a Riley Cooper
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Play-by-play of the Washington Dotards vs. the Beijing Reds as an attempted forced fumble is stopped by an offensive tackle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paramedic ants observed triaging, giving first aid and antibiotics to ants maimed in epic termite wars, mainlining powdered sugar to keep up their strength
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dog food makers use special ingredient to bring Fido closer to the youth in Asia
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Homeless man reportedly living amid rubble. It is rumored that it is one of Barney's friends
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook has been ordered to stop tracking people without consent... Sorry America, not yours. You're $uch a $exy a$$et
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(JSTOR)
 
 
 
Tired of how everything is politicized these days? Back in Victorian times, they politicized lace
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Pedo perv retired preacher doesn't get charged with any crimes because the word of one girl isn't enough for a search warrant. Even if that one girl was traumatized when she saw child porn on his phone. In the he said/she said rules of life, he won
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Sat February 17, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Now that Thor has moved on, Darryl needs himself a new roommate, but the only one who answered the Craigslist ad was The Grandmaster
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
13 killed, 15 injured after 7.2 earthquake in southern Mexico ... correction ... 13 killed, 15 injured after helicopter falls on them after surviving a 7.2 earthquake in southern Mexico
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Fri February 16, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Drano bombs are the new thing to be scared of apparently
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Problem: Too many illegal immigrants coming to the US. Solution: Allow US citizens to "sponsor" indentured servants from outside the US
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida School shooter was on a shooting team sponsored by who? The NRA
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(Some Tool)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red monkey
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
7.5 Magnitude quake centered on the Mexican west coast just hit
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
It appears the drones have scored their first helicopter
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
We've all seen the movies. But how would humanity really react if we suddenly discovered alien life?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kushner just remembered a whole bunch more conflicts of interest
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
An incredible story about Billy Henderson, a legendary coach in Georgia who passed away this week. RIP coach Henderson, all programs should strive to be like yours were. Dang, now it's dusty in here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
USPS to issue Mister Rogers stamp. It's for any mail just being delivered in the neighborhood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'm going to be a professional school shooter," said school shooter who nobody could have predicted would shoot up a school
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some geeks restored a 1959 IBM 1401 and managed to get a Fortran compiler running on it. Come for the punch card stack. Stay for the cryptic red lights. No word on how long it took to compile the first pr0n image displayed on greenbar paper
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently still a little miffed about the whole "getting fired for doing my job" thing, former US Attorney Preet "Big Trollin'" Bharara Tweets "You know who has permanent security clearances? Every member of special counsel Mueller's team. " B-U-RN
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Four hundred C-130 aircraft maintenance crew people leaving Utah for Georgia; IQ's in both states expected to rise as a result
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The TNG episode "Tapestry" aired 25 years ago today. John-Luck Pickerd still hasn't picked up his flowers
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Showing up hammered at your DUI hearing will elicit no sympathy from the bench. (With helpful picture of Thirsty McDrunkerstein.)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New Jersey cop who was fired after videos featuring her as a dominatrix surfaced says she wants her job back because she was "just acting"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Red Dwarf is 30 today, smeg-heads. And its best episode was Fistful of Dollars meets The Matrix - six years before The Matrix
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Three of the five worst mass shootings in US history have occurred during the Trump era"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Red Devil on famous "Go to church or the Devil will get you" sign has intriguing history, one could say timeless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A YouTuber who claimed being vegan cured her cancer has died from cancer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On this Valentine's Day let us salute the guy who dressed in a phony Army general uniform and chartered a helicopter to pick up a gal for an unexpected "secret mission" but then had no idea where to go
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge fund managers are creating hundreds of new shell companies to exploit a loophole in the new tax law. Surprise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan faces a two year jail sentence or be fined 5,000 rupees (£56) for making a commercial for a mouth freshener which has been linked to chewing tobacco. Mildred Krebs all set to bail him out
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What would you do if you discovered your father had started to write pornographic books? Under the pen name "Rocky Flintstone"?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists listening out for intelligent aliens hampered by shortage of GPUs, thanks to the crypto-currency mining craze. Prove Intelligent life is still uncommon on earth
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Toto's "Africa" would sound like when played over the sound system in an empty shopping mall, well, today's your lucky day
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity may have petered out, but Alex Jones is still fighting the Sperm War with upright strength
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy with interim security clearance who sees the PDB every day has tapped three different credit lines in 12 months. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Well, it's a good thing nobody's offered
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A New Jersey police officer was fired due to her prior occupation as a dominatrix where she dished out a different, sexy flavor of brutality
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(Time)
 
 
 
"We now have the obscure but time-honored sport of competitive parental Winter Olympics 2018 signs. Please be advised that all one needs to qualify is maternal or paternal pride and access to basic arts and crafts"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Verrit.com, the Peter Daou website that no one wanted, used, or cared about, is rebooting for Summer 2018, so put away your sledding pantsuit and get ready for some serious action
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chipotle shares jump 12% on news that they've hired a new CEO with no experience in the food industry
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
First month of Trump tax cuts produce the predicted results of a record tax haul and a budget surplus
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"In Germany, Mr Trump also had several Karneval floats dedicated to him at the three main parades in Mainz, Cologne and Düsseldorf. In Düsseldorf he was pictured being screwed by a bear which was called 'the Russia affair'"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is on the hook for 6.9 Billion Rubles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan was actually offered sex by a woman
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amazon plans hundreds of lay-offs. No word on whether it will take place overnight, in two days, or possibly longer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A red-tailed hawk has taken up residence atop Washington's National Cathedral. Now, he just needs a name
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Blood-covered" man jumps from second-story window, lands on car, goes on "rampage". Finishes up with a rousing "Ta-DAAHHHH"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New antibiotic family discovered in dirt (with helpful pic of swarm of gummy worms)
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
In a shocking development, red Camaro driver with the vanity plate "DIRTBAG" falls out of contention for citizen of the year
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Chris Columbus set to write/direct 'Five Nights At Freddy's' for Blumhouse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An 84-year-old woman was taken into custody after she fired a gun at children who were being too noisy
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A guy THOUGHT he bought tickets to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. Thought
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Altered Carbon' showrunner on season 2 shakeup: New planet, big time jump, and a lot of cast changes. But probably lots of space hookers
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Krang throws a dress and a wig on the exosuit in preparation to throw the press corps through the shredder. Can the press get down to the truth or will our institutions splinter even more? Find out when the pizza party starts at 2ish PM EST. Sai
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mark E Smith's wake puts the FUN back in funeral. "The wake, however, didn't last half an hour before bottles were thrown and drinks poured over people. Total disrespect. He'd have loved it. I kind of expected it but hoped otherwise"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rob Porter's ex-wife "floored" by Trump's statements about her ex-husband, apparently hasn't been paying attention
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are considered a fear-based organization. Uh oh, we got some real badasses here
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Still scared of terrorists? The flu is killing like 9/11 every 5 days
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(BBC)
 
 
 
WWII bomb discovered near London City Airport, all flights cancelled
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Sun February 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump annoyed that Israelis and Palestinians won't play nice so he can take credit for it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House is avoiding the problem of so many of its staffers not being able to get security clearances because it'll remind everyone that Jared Kushner isn't eligible for one either
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
PA Republicans, chastened by court order, redraw maps to better reflect voters' will. Just kidding, the new map is just as gerrymandered
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"What, me worry?" Maybe it's time to start, Alfred E
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football on for awhile, hockey will rule the day. Nine games are on tap including the Penguins-Blues, Red Wings-Capitals, and the Flyers-Golden Knights just to name a few. The puck drops at Noon ET
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Another day, another Trump campaign promise broken: this time his vow to reduce prescription drug costs by negotiating lower Medicare deals.TLDR version? Trump couldn't be arsed to do anything other than tell staff to release a "strategy paper"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Meet the world's most exclusive shopping mall, reserved solely for the rich. Bonus: It's doing incredibly well
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anyone really surprised to know Steve Bannon's favorite novel is incredibly racist?
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Sat February 10, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
They must have taken some incredible smart drugs over at the White House recently, they've just proposed some ways to reduce prescription drug prices that make sense
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
With six players gone and four still waiting to be cleared to play, how did the short-handed Cavs do in their first post-trade game? Let's just say LeBron has a reason to smile again
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Paul and Ringo captured in Syria
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House denying Kelly has offered to resign, stumbling right into an oddly specific denial trope
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
You still think the 1960 bestseller "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" is the best written history of Nazi Germany? Well, you're wrong: it was unscholarly, Hitler-centric, and ignored wider factors and anti-Nazi sentiment within German society
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thrifty millennials kill the facelift, as their expert use of filters and angled shots reduces need for expensive, invasive plastic surgery. "Millennials are expected to take as many as 25,000 selfies in their lifetime" - it's in the contract
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
With "Brooklyn hipster" a now thoroughly discredited and parodied design aesthetic, hipsters have moved on to "rough luxe," the intelligent alternative that's all about authenticity and experience
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(Carwash.com)
 
 
 
Contrary to Internet video, the ideal carwash uniform is not tight denim shorts paired with thin white T-shirt or no T-shirt at all. Here's what you really need to consider in a carwash uniform
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Polygraph test reveals incredibly rare creatures thought to be a myth: Honest Fishermen
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Compared to American kids, German kids have far more freedom to explore, be independent, learn from mistakes, annex the Sudetenland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House deputy press secretary trashes Omarosa by pointing out Trump fired her three times, then hired her to work in the White House, then fired her again
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Olympic-sponsored Starcraft 2 tournament participants: 17 men, 1 woman. Tournament champions: 0 men, 1 woman
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"For sale: Red-nosed, polka-dotted clown car." Surprisingly this isn't the subject line of your mom's adult section craigslist ad
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Ohio: Woman charged with menacing after argument over hot dog ingredients
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Experimenters observe strange magnetic phenomenon first predicted in the 1930s. How does it work?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that Falcon 9 state that SpaceX decided not to land, but somehow managed to land intact on the ocean surface anyways almost as if it could will itself to live. The Air Force just murdered it
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
A teacher who was fired for having sex with a student is now challenging the law and says her firing was unconstitutional. Fark: She may technically be correct
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, setting off a nuclear bomb was considered in order to mine for natural gas in Pennsylvania
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
People with red hair, curly hair, and no hair at all will finally get representation in the emoji universe. This message brought to you by one of the most respected business publications in the world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to get more employees full time employment? Lower the amount of hours per week needed to be considered full time
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Wed February 07, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked, covered in Crisco, and trailing taser wires running through the snow is no way to go through life, son
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In case anyone is still wondering or holding on to this belief: No, Republicans never really cared about the deficit, they just wanted to use it to score political points while Obama was in office
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey always brings us excitement, with the games being the Predators-Maple Leafs, Bruins-Rangers, and the Oilers-Kings.The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if you could breed Predator with Jason? Then this monster breeding game browser game is for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two takeaways of the Josh McDaniel fiasco: is A) McDaniels has burned any chance he has of being offered any other head coaching job outside of New England, and B) He REALLY screwed a LOT of assistants and coaches he already hired
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While it's pretty hard to get fired these days if you're a cop, get caught red-handed after robbing a bank WILL do it
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(Some Comics Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (2/7): Swamp Thing puts the moves on Frankenstein's wife, Red Sonja boobs her way through some kind of pirate feud, hilarious and heartwarming robot hi-jinks in Lost Light, and a mash-up of Gladiator and Robot Jox in a new Image series VS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hangar 1 has introduced a new rosé-flavored vodka, which is "Millennial pink" and 80 proof
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kansas State Trooper's video plea for idiotic drivers to speed up and realizing when merging on the interstate they are on an ACCELERATION LANE they should MOVE IT THE FARK ON has garnered international support
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Blue Wave continues. Dems take +28 GOP seat in red MO. Even his own districts are sick of him
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Junk news" websites and articles are mostly on right wing Facebook pages and Twitter feeds, says article that will likely never be featured in any of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Several buildings in Taiwan have suffered serious damage after a M 6.4 earthquake
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What if Philly had a parade, and free beer was offered? I'm afraid we'll find out. Question: Despite being mid-day and windchill in the 20s, should a Fark Party be declared?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the tough world of modelling, 22-year old Gigi Hadid is already considered past it, as here she is, already covered in Moss
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Altered Carbon' star candidly discusses her epic naked clone sword fight and how her merkin initially "looked like a small animal" until she gave it a haircut
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Trolley operator was posting to Reddit just prior to crash. See, this is why I only post on Faaaaaaaaarrrh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Owner of Picasso's Girl with a Red Beret and Pompom renames the painting Annabel after the club he owns. Some art historians have a problem with this
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
You can call him Al-most retired
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Woman ordered to trim her bush which grew so big it left neighbours in the dark. Are we still doing phrasing?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
6 arrested and 12 injured in riot following Super Bowl. Damn those Eagle fans. Oh wait, it was in Boston? Move along then, nothing to see here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Center For Medicare and Medicaid Services, vehemently deny reporter's claim that they threatened to bar him from press calls unless he altered a story they didn't like. Unfortunately for CMS, they sent the threat to his editor, in an email
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's claims that the FBI celebrated his firing of Comey, memos recovered via FOIA from that day portray it as a funeral for a fallen comrade
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's gonna take a lot to drag you away from this song that was #1 on this day thirty-five years ago; it's something that a hundred men or more could never do
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News: Man drinks 25 cans of Monster and Red Bull. More news: He suffers a brain hemorrhage. Fark: He demands that all energy drinks be banned
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Westworld' season 2 trailer shows super bull chaos. Ha. Because, you know, there are robot bulls in the trailer and it aired during the...yeah, never mind
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Well known hive of socialist scum and villainy gives Netflix's new dystopian series Altered Carbon two enthusiastic thumbs up as a way to stick it to The Man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NBC aired 30 seconds of absolute nothingness during the Super Bowl. Was it intentional?
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Major banks block bitcoin sales via credit cards, stating "if somebody's going to steal your money, it's going to be us"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Algae turning melting snow into watermelon-flavoured puddles of blood at Grinnell Glacier in Montana. Mmmmmm ...bloody watermelon snow
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(Fitness Magazine)
 
 
 
Since most of the country is focused on an athletic event today, we figured it was an appropriate time to get fit and put together the ultimate workout playlist. Yep, the Sunday Morning Music Club is (finally) hitting the gym
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The reaction from those witnessing the final days of Time Inc., now conquered by a Koch Brothers' front: "I'd rather watch my parents have sex"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a home in Toronto looks like that was built in the 40s and decorated in the 60s, and then seemingly preserved in a time capsule, today is your lucky day
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(Time)
 
 
 
Apparently Carter page liked to brag about his close ties to the Kremlin, In letters, that for some reason just magically appeared in the hands of Time Magazine reporters
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dad who lunged at pedo creep Larry Nassar receiving hundreds of donations from the public for any potential legal fees resulting from Friday's courtroom incident
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Tired of being pulled over and forced to blow into a tube? Now your tires will be pulled over and forced to blow into a tube
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So that Equifax app that promises to "lock" (but not freeze) your credit works about as well as could be expected
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Red Panda is getting a new unicycle thanks to the Golden State Warriors. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mittens Romney already being considered for Republican leadership position ....and he hasn't even officially announced his candidacy for U.S. Senate yet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough confirms Trump is terrified and scared of Mueller
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Hudson Valley News Network)
 
 
 
Goofus shows up drunk at his court-ordered session with a DWI-victim-impact panel, drives away drunk on his suspended license and is arrested again. Gallant is drunk too, but sold his car and moved to the city ages ago
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Nick Foles plans to become a pastor after football. Will practice Sunday by exclaiming "Jesus Christ" and "Dear God" at least a hundred times
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what are the animals saying about the Super Bowl? Here are predictions from different critters across the country
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More welcome than that vorpal blade you picked up it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Final Fantasy XII re-mastered for PC. What have you been playing this week and what older games (if any) are you trying to complete for the first time?
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(Time)
 
 
 
A look at all the other groundhogs in the country with better predictions that Punxsutawney Phil
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Are you one of the 1.4 million suckers who liked or shared Russian Twitter bot posts? Not that you will admit it but check your email anyway
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Republicans have collective meltdown after seeing Muslim voters are registered republicans and want to enter precinct caucuses, believing they are "trying to infiltrate the party"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Cutting funding to "Family Planning" always reduces abortion, just like cutting funds to NASA reduces gravity, and cutting funds to the CDC reduces disease
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Q: How bad do you have to be to be compared to North Korea? A: Cleveland Browns bad
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Stupid, arrogant' cyclist (I know, redundant) shouts at train driver after he ignores barriers to stop
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did Half Scoop just admit his dad fired McCabe and used the Nunes memo to do it?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trump takes time in White House meeting to brag about the time Melania starred in an Aflac commercial as a sexy duck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's investigative claim about D.B. Cooper is: a) He's alive and living quietly in Monowi, NE b) was an alien and was pulled into a saucer and whisked away by fellow aliens c) a CIA agent whose identity has been covered up by federal agents
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix's 'hard R' sci-fi epic 'Altered Carbon' defends against criticisms of sexual violence, whitewashing and looking way too much like 'Blade Runner'
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the State Department's top career diplomat, a man who holds the agency's highest designation with 35 years of experience under 6 presidents from both parties, calling it quits. Don't worry, though, Rexie's got it covered
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Here's what happens if 'Magnificent Bastard' Mueller gets fired"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread for your Super Bowl party: Try these New England and Philly-inspired classic comfort foods to get your game on. Subby is already running for the end zone with the Philly Cheesesteak Stew
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
No one dead in LA middle school shooting, only injured, so no need to reset the clock or talk about gun control. Bonus: shooter was female
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mike Fisher comes out of retirement to rejoin the Nashville Predators. Carrie Underwood rejoices
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In China, many women are reluctant to be bridesmaids for their friends because they are required to drink on behalf of the bride, sometimes fatally
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Peru's famous and enigmatic Nazca Lines have endured 2,000 years of wind, rain, and earthquakes, but one drunk or stupid truck driver was too much for them
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you've seen a girl, 5'8", with red hair, hazel eyes, missing arms, and scuffed nipples, the owner of Beer Punx would like to hear from you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former terrorist financier and Intel committee member Peter King (R-NY) inadvertently confirms Adam Schiff's charge that Nunes altered the memo without Committee approval before send it to the White House
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida lawmakers are finally tired of fake sign language interpreters showing up to translate during news conferences
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(Washington Post)
 
Boobies
 
Turn out Stormy Daniels is being pretty farking smart about the whole Trump thing. FAITH IN PORN STARS RESTORED
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Wed January 31, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting ripped at work by your boss. Worse: Getting ripped at work by your tire shredder
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spent his first State of the Union taking credit for Barack Obama's accomplishments. Thanks Obama
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
After the town discovered the founder's statue beheaded, Hiram continues his plans to bring a monorail to the Southside, while Archie is warned to "stay out of Springfield". Will Jughead discover Jellybean shot Mr. Blossom? "Riverdale" 8 PM ET on CW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI Agent that Pro-Trump Republicans are claiming has a "treasonous" anti-Trump bias not only favored reopening the Clinton investigation in October 2016, but helped draft Comey's now-infamous memo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump apparently asked Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein if he was "on my team." Rosenstein reportedly answered that he did go through a phase in college, but, hey, didn't everyone?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
That one time the Army destroyed 1/3 of all satellites with Starfish. Satellites with yellow sponges were spared
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New report finds roaches, mice, flies infest hundreds of NYC public school cafeterias. City says that's just Wednesday's menu
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Is it just me, or is anyone else excited for Altered Carbon on Netflix?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DJ found liable for groping Taylor Swift hired by country station whose manager didn't believe he did it. I'm guessing he ain't gonna believe his liability insurance premiums or the decibel range of his lawyer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas co-founder declared winner of No Lackin' Challenge
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
27 funny, no-pressure Valentine's Day gifts, including a "Stranger Things" inspired card and "Fifty Shades of Bacon"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guys who discovered cache of ancient gold coins in Britain find out it was a prop for a television show
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Cat burglar's two-year neighborhood reign of underwear terror comes to an end after furry culprit gets caught red-pawed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'd probably puke if I chugged a bottle of Jaegermeister. Good thing this girl shotgunned a Red Bull afterwards
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how the drinking bird toy works, today is your lucky day
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Tired of playing the crate and loot box lottery? Ready to trash your simulated pet goat?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange, cold-blooded, dangerous predator might actually be a new species. Also a new crocodile has been found in African caves
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway calls out sexual predators by name, unless they pay her salary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Warren Sapp's redemption tour begins with 'some ass in your face' - namely Warren Sapp
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gigi and Bella Hadid are featured posing nude together on the new issue of British Vogue. And if you're still reading this then you'll know that some people think it's a bit creepy
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What couple habit did you think was totally normal, and then realized was weird? Did you think everyone else also shared a toothbrush?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Redditors enthusiastically post Before pics of their 401k
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I got nothing so here is an old video of an idiot snorting powdered wasabi
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
German tanks were considered the best in the world until they arrived in Syria. This is not a repeat from 1941, so put down that bazooka
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Check cleared
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just ordered a Ring 2 doorbell. Anyone else have one? Will subby experience bliss, or buyer's remorse?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"In Nassar's own slideshows and videos for training workshops, he referred to genitals as 'the no-fly zone.'" Apparently, he thought of himself flying solo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP begs Supreme Court to let them continue to use unconstitutional gerrymandered maps
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(Metro)
 
 
 
School meant to show children the Paddington movie but instead aired porn, though that was less damaging and terrifying
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Turns out the diabeetus also reduces the collagen in your bones, making them less bendy, more breaky (with helpful scary x-ray)
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Mon January 29, 2018
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Usually in an accident involving money scattered all over a highway an armored car is involved, not a hatchback carrying an illegal slot machine
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
For you, the day Jaromir Jagr cleared waivers to be released from his NHL contract was the saddest day of your life. But to him, it was a Monday
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner finally did something good
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you live in Toronto and you've had landscaping done by this guy, those large decorative planters on your patio probably contain a dismembered body
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
CBS golf overrun shortened important hour-long Grammy Red Carpet Live to 22 minutes, which consisted mostly of make-good commercials
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New Blade Runner Netflix series is starting - only they're calling it "Altered Carbon"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Anyone, anywhere, could be murdered by an illegal immigrant." No, that's not hyperbole, that's an actual political ad from Florida Man
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Our research demonstrates that naked mole rats ... show little to no signs of ageing" says researcher who hasn't considered what a naked mole rat looks like
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Female Trump supporters on affair allegations: Everyone deserves to be forgiven, but also she's not credible, but also it happened a long time ago
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Grammys censored Bono's bold proclamation "Blessed are the shiathole countries, for they gave us the American Dream"
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(Time)
 
 
 
"It's pretty clear to me that everybody in the White House knows it would be the end of Trump's presidency if he fired Mr. Mueller"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Red-blooded Americans all happen to say exactly the same thing at exactly the same time. You can't explain that
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes compromised campaign website, Russian spear-fishing scripts, and a half-assed "redirect" cleanup. The Aristocrats deep dives the Rabbit Hole
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this multicolored paint drop water entry
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur grows mushrooms inside the very restaurant where they will be paired with melting chimera hearts dipped in the primal soup swirling inside the emerald goblet of the elder god Kthanid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
People [still] get fired up about the pronunciation of GIF. Go on, give it your best shot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Retired man finds that his bank made a small error in his favor. Fark: $9.8 billion
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
9 reasons you should never drink Fireball, including that it tastes like Big Red gum soaked in pee
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Eastern cougar has officially been declared extinct, prompting many moms to yell into the basement, "go west young farker"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover 10,000-year-old crayon, note that says "Bring home milk"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not News: Mayor charged with accepting bribes. Still Not News: Mayor is a Democrat. Fark: Money was laundered through the Russians
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I haven't a clue as to what a tacro is. Oh it's a taco made with a delicious buttery croissant taco shell. Here, take my buttered-up pastry money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest Trump subreddit is having a post-Mueller revelation meltdown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Old Man also fought a never-ending battle with the malfunctioning Minnesota Vikings. His frustrations caused him to swear quite often, including profanity-laden rants of past years that if re-uttered, would still be bouncing off various peaks"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Can you spot what's unusual about the way Trump has redecorated the Oval Office?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump masterminded the plot to discredit key FBI witnesses
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: Predators fan flies to Nashville to watch her favorite team play. Fail: They were playing in New Jersey
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new botulinum toxin has been discovered in a type of enterococci bacterium, but scientists assure us it is not yet time to crack each others' heads open and feast on the goo inside
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you discovered an entire political party was in cahoots with a mafia-owned state, you'd want to keep what you know close to your chest too
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Worst halftime football stunt in history featured a cameo from a shirtless Rodney Dangerfield
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"It's clear that laundry pods as they currently exist are too dangerous to be sold to the public. If manufacturers can't figure out a way to reduce the more than 10,000 injuries they cause each year, laundry packs need to be taken off the market"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cleaning a record with glue. So, DAD, I wasn't wasting glue when I was bored as a kid, I was cleaning my palm
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this restaurant wall covered in a series of tubes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now the floodgates are opening at Michigan State, the orbital nukes are being prepared, and Mark Dantonio and Tom Izzo might be considering getting out while the getting's good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New POTUS speechwriter Miss South Carolina: "When people are forgotten, the world becomes fractured," he said. "Only by hearing and responding to the voices of the forgotten can we create a bright future that is truly shared by all." like such as
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. That decomposed human foot discovered in a Virginia backyard is not actually a human foot, but a bear paw. So if you're a bear missing your paw, the authorities would like to talk to you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The high costs of free speech, measured in chicken sandwiches
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Holy Grail has been FOUND. Well, alright, A "Holy Grail", which is to say a "universal" flu vaccine that is effective against most strains of flu and therefore can be manufactured in mass quantities and stockpiled. WAY better than a wood cup
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yes, we're very sorry that we ignored hundreds of girls and that your life was virtually destroyed by a convicted pedophile who is going to die in prison, and oh, by the way, here is your bill for your appointments with him
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Students in Alabama are getting really tired of being students in Alabama
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
"Faced with hard questions about how a gravely immoral president fits in with his moral values, (Franklin) Graham offered a stammering, scattershot defense that lacked any intellectual consistency and dodged basic facts"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today on "Meanwhile, in Russia," a dude goes for a drive down by a river and high fives a passing nuclear powered icebreaker
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lawrence O'Donnell was quite happy to learn that Mueller was aware Trump tried to get him fired and lost, and the enthusiasm is hard to curb
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Police found that the law firms' receptionist email account received an email ... with a notification that a purchase for a $250 Seducer luxury rabbit vibrator and other sex toys were purchased with the stolen credit cards
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eleventh Archaeopteryx discovered. Fossil, not attempt at pronunciation
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The most underrated city in America is...Baltimore. Tag is for *BLAM BLAM* **Sirens wailing** "Red tops" "Red tops" ***Subby OD's***
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Anything pro trump gets censured
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(Viral Thread.com)
 
 
 
Have you gotten your "Survive Nine End Times Predictions, And The Tenth One Is Free" cards punched yet? Better hurry...here we go again
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dutch intelligence, which shared intel about Russian meddling with the US in 2015, say they're less apt to do so now with Trump as president. So I guess that makes the Dutch ruder to Trump than they were to Obama
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(The Register)
 
 
 
As was rumoured earlier, it's a total coincidence that Intel's CEO sold off his shares on the same day that the company alerted computer makers to flaws in its chips. A. Total. Coincidence
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Voynich Manuscript deciphered by computer scientist, describing the code as arcane, scrambled and enigmatic, or roughly the same difficulty as debugging javascript
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if Samsung fires weren't bad enough, here comes the Hindenburg
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fire breathing alpaca discovered in Iowa. In related new 12 Dwarves seen sneaking into Iowa
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Boobies
 
Woman getting death threats for crowdfunding her breast reduction surgery
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House asked the Guggenheim Museum if they could borrow a Van Gogh painting for Trump's private living quarters. Instead, the museum offered them a literal sh*thole
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine woman 'floored' by winning state's tiny house lottery. Well, not so much 'floored' as 'postage stamped'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In the blue corner the wizard of words, the beast with the brief, the Appellate Decision and in the red corner, the ten ton monster in the room, the Gerry Mander
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Retired Japanese porn star starts new business venture because she wants to 'fake marry' you. For $4000, you get an entire fake wedding package with her, including an outfit-shopping session, wedding rehearsal, ceremony and even a kiss at the altar
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Redskin Mark Schlereth: Rooting for Eagles like 'eating a turd sandwich'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I was forced to go to gay conversion therapy. I was tortured"
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New population of red handfish discovered, and no, that's not a euphemism
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Despite getting fired from his job as FBI Director, Jim Thome is now a first ballot MLB Hall of Fame member
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOD audit found that in 2017, 165 security clearances were given to people who were deemed under foreign influence, had prior criminal convictions or other disqualifying information in their backgrounds. And yet, Jared Kushner's is still under review
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If your mailman drives a Maserati, it might be a good idea to see if any credit cards are missing from your mail
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Someone just remembered Navin R. Johnson's 2nd rule
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(The Eagle)
 
 
 
Not news: Family buys obituary that appeared in the local newspaper detailing the life of Big Mama. Fark: Big Mama was a pet chicken
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Religious Right: We can't let gay people marry because that would redefine marriage. Also the Religious Right: Let's redefine marriage
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
One more thing that's backfired on Trump: Pro-shark charities are seeing a spike in donations
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
TFA is a legitimate critique of the DCCC and the Democratic party's primary process aaaaand it's already redlit
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Tue January 23, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is still an untrustworthy creep. Otherwise he'd have a security clearance by now, right?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not content to leave things alone, astronomers say we may need to redefine 'planet' again
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(Time)
 
 
 
These are the average credit scores for every age. The numbers for young people are just plain mean
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Same crap different year: submitting Super Bowl ads that don't meet NFL standards and then complaining to the media that your ad was censored
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson ordered to keep his gigantic Tweety Bird head out of the NHS funding debate
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jackhole fired from managing Jackman. Jillhole looking for new Jackplug
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tired of all this moon and Mars talk? Want to live in a balloon on Venus? Become a settler on Europa? Have a death wish that you hope to one day fulfill?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The President's policy has reduced illegal immigration from one country by nearly two-thirds. Difficulty: which country, and which President?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative publisher Matt Drudge:"I had dinner with President Donald Trump a few weeks ago. He was optimistic, engaged, and on top of the world. Trump is loving the job and already fired up about running for re-election in 2020"
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive ingredient? Italian white truffles coming in at $45,000 per pound. WTF makes it so damn expensive?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are three separate meanings to Einstein's famous E = mc^2, and they've led to some of the most incredible discoveries in human (and physics) history
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what I'm sure is just a wild coincidence, $130k was transferred from the Trump campaign to the Trump Org in the month after the election. $130k? Hey, Ginger, does $130k mean anything to you? "I'm sorry subby, but I'm not that kind of girl"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bartenders share the best way to get their attention at the bar, and ways that will get you ignored. Now can Subby have another round, please?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Cavaliers coach David Blatt was coaching at Turkish All-Star Game, offered some nicely salted pregame comments on Cleveland's 148-point massacre at home. He then gave up 151 points and lost
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flying through PDX early Friday morning with a Priority Pass in my pocket and the House Spirits Distillery tasting room in my sights. Would like suggestions on the best way to max out $28 credit without getting tossed from my flight to Dallas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alexis Sanchez is now a Red Devil. Blue Devils Suck
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The shutdown is over, the blame game and credit-taking picks up, and Cadet Bone Spurs is still an idiot. This is your Manic Monday MSNBC Discussion Thread. Join in at 8PM EST
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA Supreme court throws out gerrymandered congressional map. Must be redrawn for this year's primary in May
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember the magnetohydrodynamic submarine drive from "The Hunt For Red October"? No. Well here come the physics anyway
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The FAA has a fix for reducing noise from planes flying over some neighborhoods: have planes fly over other neighborhoods
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robot fired from grocery store job as customers were creeped the f*ck out
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham has finally figured out how to get Stephen Miller fired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Uhhh, Chinese scientists have altered the genes of 86 living people. Presumably this is part of the People's Liberation Army's plan to create an elite squad known as X-Men
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who pretended to be anesthesiologist at California hospital is really a 27-year-old Iraqi national with a Swedish passport who entered the U.S. on a visa that expired last month. Or Stephen Miller's erotic fanfic?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will no doubt be pleased to hear his name is the world's most popular safeword, narrowly winning over "red" and, of course, "FLÜGGÅƎNKƋEČHIŒBØLSȆN"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So now Trump is now talking to the moon, which is apparently owned by South Korea, and he's asking for credit. For something, I'm not sure what. I'm starting to sense that White House "doctor" was not as qualified as we were led to believe
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Sun January 21, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do night-vision goggles, text messaging fromage and spy oysters have in common? They're helping French farmers reduce theft from farms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Design a flag for a unified Korean winter olympic team to compete under (LGT sample-but-not-required starting image)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Get Out finally get its due? Can Big Little Lies sweep? Will James Franco and other actors outed as predators skip the ceremony despite being nominated? How will Kristen Bell do as the first-ever host? The SAG Awards, 8PM ET on TNT and TBS
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Unknown standup comedian wants folks to boycott Netflix because she isn't being offered the same cash as Dave Chappelle or Amy Schumer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Educate an Englishman: Does the President of the USA (e.g. predisent D2S) *have* to travel everywhere with Secret Service protection?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold a mind-blowing visualization of just how tiny our sun is compared to the universe's biggest stars
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson says he plans to get his squandered fortune back selling marijuana, first wants to know where he can buy some cheap
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
The House GOP DACA bill literally criminalizes poverty. Dreamers would be required to maintain an annual income of at least 125 percent of the poverty line. If they fall below that level for 90 days they subject to deportation and would be criminals
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Waits will have his first seven albums remastered and reissued
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tom Brady injured his hand in football practice, ability to play is questionable. No word if his injury was caused by an over-inflated football
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Have a break, have a cough drop-flavored Kit Kat
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Fri January 19, 2018
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Congressman Scott Perry (R-eally-that-gullible) received a "credible" report that ISIS was behind the Las Vegas attack. "Something's not adding up"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired of your ties always getting tangled up and costing you precious time? Coolest way ever to tie a tie
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman accused of killing and dismembering her ex-boyfriend now linked to another dismembered dude found 10 years ago. Previous lovers remember her as a real cut-up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The government shutdown is imminent, Devin Nunes has a Russian-backed memo to discredit Mueller, and something else is bound to drop. Welcome to the Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC Discussion Thread. Join in starting at 8PM EST
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
An American rocket, powered by Russian engines to launch an American satellite, to spy on Russia and Best Korea. This is YOUR ULA SBIRS 4 launch thread. Stream Starts @ 7:48pm EST. UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Friday night
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman on Chicago train doused with unknown liquid - as opposed to the usual bodily fluids you normally encounter on the Red Line
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the 'top secret' memo may in fact be fake news meant to discredit Mueller's investigation
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Not really news: Car crashes into road sign and drives off without stopping. Fark: During the opening ceremony of the road's redevelopment
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(Daily Mail)