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Mon August 14, 2017
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur likes his chances of becoming Earth's top space janitor, sweeping up space junk left in orbit by the USA, USSR, and EU. Coming from the IT industry, he was well-prepared for confronting and disposing of technological garbage
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man caught masturbating in park blames groundhog
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears quarterback Mike Glennon was bad in his debut. How bad? How about a whopping 0.0 passer rating?
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Don't be an idiot and ride with your feet on the dashboard. The airbag could force your knees through your eye sockets
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As a lover of Broadway, there is nothing funny or cute to say here. Barbara Cook has passed away at 89. Goodbye Barbara, you lived in the best of all possible worlds
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Tue August 08, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
When the last remaining pockets of civilized humans huddle in dark caves and the ruins of our cities as gangs of barbarians hunt us for sport, and we try to figure out where we went wrong, the phrase "Audiobooks for Dogs " will come up a lot
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Cleveland Browns)
 
 
 
And the new number one contender for the Cleveland Browns starting quarterback job is none other than my client, BRRRRROCK OSWEILER
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
73-year-old-dude handing out "Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby" business cards with contact info to underage girls on the beach "devastated" that people took it the wrong way
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Wed August 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet postulates the White House is a dump because a "human heap of garbage lives there"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a second ocean garbage patch - this time in the southern Pacific ocean
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cowboys sign 36 year old QB Luke McCown over 29 year old Colin Kaepernick because they were "looking more for somebody that we can evaluate and train and possibly be a quarterback of the future"
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Fri July 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens mull the idea of signing Colin Kaepernick with Joe Flacco out with an injury. Nah, just kidding, they signed a quarterback from the Arena League
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hundreds of people turn out for Trump rally in suburban Pennsylvania. Sorry, wait, that's an employment line for a marijuana processing plant. Well, someone's smoking something anyway
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Morgana: From suburban housewife to porn star at 52
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(Appleton Post Crescent)
 
 
 
Wisconsin winning Powerball ticket holder has yet to come forward to claim $155 million prize
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Wed July 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN 300 quarterback passes on scholarships to play football at top FBS schools to play for Princeton
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Tue July 25, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kelli "Resign McCain, so that I can take your seat. I'm so qualified" Ward rants that she's is a victim of a "coordinated attack" by "fake news and the NeverTrump establishment." Then proceeds to unleash more politically charged verbal gonorrhea
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Save Snopes)
 
 
 
Rumor: Snopes.com, the web's leading debunker of urban legends, may shut down for good. Verdict: Sadly, True. But you can help
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Thu July 20, 2017
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Man with machete fights man with garbage can. Winner takes on the winner of the tire iron-vs.-bag of dog poo bracket, while it's a bye week for the guy with the gun
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
In yet another barbaric "honor" killing, Muslim father in Israel kills his daughter because she was dating a Christian boy and planned to convert. No, wait, strike that, reverse it
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CRITICAL ERROR: Windows 10 is no longer supported on this Fark server. Would you like to • Attempt a rollback to 2007 • Delete the Politics tab • Masturbate furiously
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Complaints about the ongoing Stockholm waste collectors' strike drop as residents begin to identify with the festering piles of garbage that have taken over their neighborhoods
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Pagenaud on the pole and Dale Coyne's fix-it bills are approaching airbag recall levels. The clownshoes stomp through Toronto live at 3pm ET on CNBC
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Fri July 14, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The bad news for Fiat/Chrysler is the airbags in a whole lot of their vehicles don't work. The good news for Fiat/Chrysler owners is that it makes it easier for them get out of their burning car
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: "Pirate Keeps Taking Over British Radio Station to Play Masturbation Anthem"
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Tue July 11, 2017
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care would spell doom to alternative medicines like chiropractors, acupuncturists, cuppers, herbal cancer curing supplements, and prayer - all of which are covered by insurance now but won't be when the government takes control
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Thu July 06, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
University of Cincinnati cornerback ready to move up to the big club
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rochester Red Wings to honor the 100th anniversary of the only thing people might know about Rochester: the garbage plate
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes dubs the Masturbating Man of Pompeii image "miscaptioned" and "slightly doctored"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The Illinois Senate, deciding that it's garbage to allow the state to become junk, overrides the governor's veto of the state's budget
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Tue July 04, 2017
(www.ammoland.com)
 
 
 
Something big is eating feral hogs in Georgia and leaving coconut-sized hairballs
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's review the NFL scandal involving one of the league's most corrupt, cheatingest quarterbacks ever and featuring lots of sordid emails between team employees. That's right, it's the Eli Manning game-worn Giants memorabilia lawsuit
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
News: Amish man is convicted in Federal court for obstruction of justice and selling homemade herbal supplements he claims cure cancer. Fark: He represents himself in court and goes Sovereign Citizen on the proceedings
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Powerball and Mega Millions odds just got a bit better as those living in Illinois forced to spend extra money for gas to get their tickets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singapore turning vacant space into urban farms. No word on if the major crop is still cane
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Wed June 28, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Local Florida urban legend to be made into horror movie. And no, it's not "I was a Teenage Florida Man"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince Young wonders how Ryan Fitzpatrick can keep a job. "Dude is garbage, and I'm over here in the kitchen cooking turkey necks?"
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds is on the warpath again, this time against 'pure garbage' written by 'clowns' at a security company
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the fire brigade has to rescue you after your metal ring 'sexual experiment' goes horribly wrong during masturbation?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airbag maker Takata has been deflated
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton dominates qualifying by a half second followed by Bottas then the Ferraris of Kimi and Vettel in row 2. The walls threaten disaster on the fast streets of Baku. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Azerbaijan, 8am ET on NBCSN
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some GOP Governors don't like the whole "Punt this garbage to the states" aspect of the new healthcare bill
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Wed June 21, 2017
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
All caught on dashcam: California deputies pull over wayward llama that escaped from the llama prison and beat it senseless. Just kidding, they rescue it after offering it 'verbal counseling'
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because you need to know, an ex-prisoner discusses just how much privacy you have in prison for things like showers, masturbation, and routine bathroom usage
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One winning Powerball ticket sold in Sun City, CA. That means I didn't win. And neither did you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Glad you hit the $435 million Powerball? You may not be after you see your tax bill
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Powerball jackpot is ginormous. I repeat, ginormous
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Urban Dictionary)
 
 
 
We've all heard of Scooby Snacks but what are your Comey Snacks? Share your Comey Hearings munchies. Link goes to Urban Dictionary definition of Scooby Snacks
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate the Russians: Their invasion into Budapest in 1944 destroyed the Zwack Distillery where the herbal liqueur Unicum had been produced by the same family for more than 150 years
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Fri June 02, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
In his very first NBA Finals game back in 1981, Larry Bird made a shot that Red Auerbach said was "the greatest play I've ever seen"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Oscar the Grouch, now go back to licking that garbage can lid you old curmudgeon
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Cowboys new $10 million cornerback Nolan Carroll proves he belongs in Dallas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, old news I know, but who else thinks Logan is hot garbage
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Mon May 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Urban explorers find billions in cash in a swamp
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Sat May 27, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Black bear walks "nonchalantly" through suburban New Jersey backyards sending residents into a frenzy because they've never seen a 'huge' wild animal before
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Were you injured or experienced economic loss from an exploding Takata airbag? Well, expect a check in the mail
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Man steals security system to conceal masturbation
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Fri May 12, 2017
(KATU)
 
 
 
Meth logic: Man arrested for 'masturbating vigorously' did so because he hates Portland
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indie film shot on location in abandoned Pontiac Silverdome described as story of a ruined quarterback and a ruined stadium. "We might as well have been in the middle of a desert, or a swamp, actually"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Orlando Jones lays out exactly why Mr. Nancy's speech in his debut in American Gods needed to be the verbal buttkicking that it was. And it was
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Tue May 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Genie Bouchard beats Maria Sharapova then lays in with the post-match verbal smackdown
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Scientists now say it's okay to masturbate at work
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"He had to move the airbag out of the way to talk (to the toll takers)"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban WASP muses on bus-riding blacks being too black, and whether Martin Luther King Jr. would be ashamed of them
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Thu April 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire," police said
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh's Super Excellent Italian Vacation
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