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Tue April 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the latest Oakland Raiders QB to be a bust is Terrelle Pryor, who was traded to the Seattle Seahawks for a 7th-round draft pick
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Where'd it start going downhill for the Browns? Hmm, let's look at the first five rounds of the 1974 draft: Cleveland--Billy Corbett and Mark Ilgenfritz. Pittsburgh: Lynn Swann, Jack Lambert, Jon Stallworth, Mike Webster
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(35)
 
(Bob Coskas)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith's 2014 NFL Mock Draft. WARNING - Take two aspirin now and two more after seeing Teddy Bridgewater drafted twice
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(25)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will prices Spike at the Rainbow Falls Traders' Exchange? Will Rarity and Applejack's pooled capital yield a new episode of Friendship is Witchcraft? It's "Trade Ya" on Master Limited Partnerships: Finance is Magic, at 10:30 on the Hub
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(40)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michaels craft store confirms credit card breach, which means that hackers the world over now know you shop at Michaels, are laughing
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(42)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
1 in 5 beers sold in America is a Bud Light. But wait, it gets worse. Bud Light Lime outsells just about everything that could be called a craft beer
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(215)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has the world's most elusive graffiti artist been caught on CCTV?
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(80)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Abraham Lincoln: the first Totalfarker to get his face on currency. The price of Totalfark is in his honor
 
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
As the NHL playoffs approach, the 14 non-playoff teams will look forward to tonight's Draft Lottery (8pm, NBCSN). Tune in to find out who gets the #1 pick and a chance to draft Reinhart, Ekblad, or Bennett
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(78)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mike Holmgren, who's still cashing checks from his buyout by the Browns, is offering draft advice for teams looking for quarterbacks. Not included: "Don't draft Colt McCoy or Brandon Weeden"
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having Banksy paint a mural on your property doubles the value of your house, in one of the only times graffiti has ever improved anything
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(80)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that cognitive decline begins at age 24. FARK: By studying StarCraft 2 players
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(31)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Rio 2 dances through the sand just like that river twisting through the promised land of #1 at the box office, knocking Captain America: The Winter Soldier to #2. Oculus underwhelms at #3 with $12.4 million, and Draft Day gets sidelined at #4
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(54)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta Farkers have lost the most upbeat, lovable traffic reporter known to mankind. RIP Captain Herb Emory
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(37)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Traffic problems expected as NJ closes its longest bridge, and major link to NYC. Don't worry though, they figure they should have it open again in about 2 years
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
And here's what Zach Braff did with all your god damn money
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(16)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a police officer, do something exciting like chase criminals or bust up drug rings. Don't direct traffic for a funeral procession
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(20)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three words sure to send any hipster's blood pressure to dangerous levels: Craft Beer Tariff
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(25)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Forty-one year old mother of three Jennifer Garner knocks it out of the park at the "Draft Day" premiere
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(32)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Draft Day" reaction from Browns fans? "That's usually our Super Bowl anyway"
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(41)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Looking for the perfect craft beer? There's an app for that
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(26)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember all those emails that claim that someone once figured out how to power a car on nothing but water? Pure nonsense of course. Now, figuring out how to power an aircraft carrier with seawater on the other hand? Navy scientists just did that
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(57)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Banks forced to ponder putting overdraft fees out to pasture after the number of Americans paying them dropped to a 14-year low. Could this be the end of the most hated bank fee in existence?
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Sun April 06, 2014
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
The best baseball stadiums for craft beer around the country. Even if the team sucks, the beer can still be good
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(45)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
If you plan on transporting fifteen pounds of heroin from California to Oklahoma, then for the love of FSM follow traffic laws so you don't end up like this woman
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(56)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you're not stuck in traffic, L.A.'s freeway interchanges are actually beautiful in their own way
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(18)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Pervez Musharraf has more assassination plots against him than the entire Kennedy clan
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(6)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"I wish I just had more time, college goes by so fast," says freshman as he enters NBA draft with three years of eligibility remaining without ever getting around to declaring a major
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Drug traffickers accidentally hired a cop to deliver 1,000 lbs. of marijuana
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(39)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Traffic snarled up because of giant sinkhole in Detroit, but I repeat myself
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(26)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Apparently having a Colorado license plate is all the probable cause needed to get you arrested in Idaho for suspicion of drug trafficking
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Fri March 28, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
You don't have to worry about child trafficking going through the Atlanta airport anymore. They've put up some signs
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(78)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush (Not Reggie) and Perry (Not Refrigerator) pay Johnny Manziel a visit at his NFL Draft workout
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(19)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Creator of the popular game "Minecraft" cancels deal to make a version of the game for Oculus Rift after its acquisition by Facebook because "Facebook creeps me out"
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(97)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
First there was hellfire, now there is brimstone: inside the ever-improving world of precision drone missile systems
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Katy Perry is dating whatever the hell Riff Raff is. Looks like sort of a cut-rate cross between Justin Bieber, Eminem, and a fry cook
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(129)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Trouble in Ukraine is causing problems in space. US pays $70 million for each seat on Russia's Soyuz spacecraft, but Russia may pull the plug. And waiting in the wings is China, which wants to build a Death Star and make Star Wars a reality
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(106)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The lions that ate Marius the giraffe are put down. That should settle it
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(126)
 
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
The Krafts are the worst owners in the league. Difficulty: MLS
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(20)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
When you don't turn into traffic fast enough for the old people in the gold Lexus behind you, that's when shiat can start to get real
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bad: You won't see your spouse for nearly two years because you're both deployed to different aircraft carriers. Sappy: The Navy lets you fly over for a visit when one carrier relieves the other in the Gulf of Oman
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran says mock Nimitz-class air craft carrier is for a movie, possibly setting the stage for another horrible version of The Final Countdown
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy database tracks civilian's parking tickets. Apparently they want to eliminate anyone from joining who can't parallel park an aircraft carrier
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(21)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
Updraft from controlled burn causes dust devil full of burning tumble weeds (warning: volume)
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(17)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If they recognize your bedroom as a war museum because of your collection of RAF memorabilia, you've got to be a pretty cool seven-year-old
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(9)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas city decides they do not want a chicken-hawk, draft-dodging, pedophile performing at their Fourth of July festival after all
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(155)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Zoo worker dying of cancer asks for his hospital bed to be taken to zoo, where he gets goodbye kiss from giraffe he spent his life caring for. "These animals recognised him, and felt that things weren't well with him" (pics)
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Thu March 20, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iran's propaganda team realize they lack Photoshop skills, build replica of US aircraft carrier so they can blow it up
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(97)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Yeah, about drafting Doug McDermott
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(16)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scrap dealer buys golden egg for $13,000 intending to sell it for scrap. meh: He couldn't find a buyer and holds onto it. Fark: googles the name "Vacheron Constantin" that was in it. Ultrafark: It's one of the missing Faberge eggs
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(115)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A totally spontaneous Draft Ted Cruz for President campaign has just been started by a former Ted Cruz campaign staffer who left to start it
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drivers stuck in traffic caught playing rock, paper, scissors against each other to pass the time
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(11)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your driverless car, with your kids inside, is rolling backwards into traffic. Do you A) open the door and pull the emergency brake, B) run down to stop traffic before the car gets hit, or C) lay down behind your car "like a speed-bump" to stop it?
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's theory about the missing jet is that it might have swapped its 'squawk' code with another aircraft
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(106)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
StarCraft player wins tournament and takes home $100K in prize money. He just made more money than most Canadian football players do
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(37)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A look at a rare Robo Force Punch-Out Toy Book from 1980 that almost perfectly recreates the robots from the original toy line in papercraft form
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(14)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Using Bayes' theorem to find missing aircraft
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(43)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New twist in the missing Malaysia flight MH370 scenario: Seismologists detected a "seafloor event" in the sea between Malaysia and Vietnam nearly two hours after the plane had contact with air traffic control
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(100)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Google plans to take a 360-degree view of the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon. It won't quite feel like the real thing without feeling the severe sunburn and listening to drunken idiots on your raft, but it's a start
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(18)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ray Bradbury's classic horror novel "Something Wicked This Way Comes" gets movie greenlight. Fark: From noted purveyor of horror films, Disney Studios. UltraFark: Again
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(95)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
European air traffic in a 24-hour period visualized. Still want to be an air traffic controller?
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(20)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that he's running for Governor of MA, pastor who lectured Ugandan lawmakers on the evils of homosexuality, and helped draft its "life in prison for being gay" law, denies he had anything to do with the law and says "I love gay people"
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(105)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Motorists stuck in traffic use man's yard as a restroom. Homeowner has the evidence on streaming video
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(47)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(Santa Fe Reporter)
 
 
 
Clitoris themed graffiti causes uproar from school officials
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(96)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up right after this song by Traffic, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of music hosted live from Juneau by a Farker. LGT stream
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(156)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Los Angeles tops U.S. cities with the worst traffic congestion in the nation. Study was finished a week ago but just came in on the 405
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(44)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christine O'Donnell: My witchcraft was not powerful enough to protect my tax records from being breached and used against me
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(136)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Are you crafty with needles? The Penguin Foundation needs your help. Knitter, please
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(48)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
That time the US dropped a hydrogen bomb on someone's back yard in South Carolina
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(54)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's not just about the 845,000 Russian troops plus 1,389 Russian combat aircraft that is at heart of the Ukraine-Russia crisis, there's also a $115,000 wild boar statue involved. Here's the crisis by the numbers
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(65)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Imagine if having used a news aggregator for 6 months you could never leave no matter how many site redesigns and obnoxious ads you had to suffer through. That's the life of a craft brewer in Massachusetts and some of us liked the blue sidebars, Drew
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(33)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
With resurgence of street murals and stencils, politicians try to decide what is graffiti and what is street art. How about if you do it on property you own it's art, but if you don't own it, it's vandalism. That seem a good definition, guys?
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(108)
 


Sat March 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's longest aircraft is 300ft long, can stay in the air for 3 days, boasts Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson as one of the investors and looks suspiciously like a butt
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(50)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
SDSU running back Adam Muema, who left the combine because God told him to, then went missing, was hanging out in an airport without eating for 3 days for the same reason. Careful, NFL teams, don't accidentally draft him twice in your excitement
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(31)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
America is running out of hops and you can blame American craft beer brewers for that
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(71)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, someone thinks a Minecraft movie is a great idea
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So why couldn't the rabbi get to work? Because Chris Christie's aides wanted to cause a traffic jam outside his home
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(86)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Christian school coach arrested on sex trafficking charges after police discovered his female sex database, which was all conveniently located on index cards
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(36)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ryanair to fly passengers to US for under £10 as soon as it gets the long-haul aircraft it needs. Michael O'Leary, the airline's chief executive, says passengers would pay extra for everything including the squirrels running the engines
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(13)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Trying to reduce traffic congestion? Let's just ban the poor from owning cars
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(111)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
New York City tells gun buyers to wait eight months to get a permit, which doesn't include the month needed to get across town in traffic to turn in the application
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(341)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
This man used science to determine that it is actually true that you could have drafted better than Matt Millen by throwing darts at a list of names. Among other interesting things
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(29)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Clip-on lapel camera snaps pic every 30 seconds. Cops are going to love that little twist to their next traffic stop
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(64)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope picks 19 new cardinals in exchange for future draft pick
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(29)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Passengers stuck on plane during 11 hour delay finally call police, demand food, water, and the right to leave the aircraft
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Luckily for the five-month-old baby who stopped breathing in traffic, Florida's finest were nearby. Along with an award-winning photojournalist
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(84)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
BrewDog launches craft beer burger infused with enough beer it requires ID
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(44)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Are you really good at that app game where you swipe the airplanes into the runways? Well, you may be overqualified now to become a real Air Traffic Controller
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(41)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(The Expired Meter)
 
 
 
Traffic camera company doesn't want you taking pictures of its cameras
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(77)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Adam Savage's Mercury-craft spacesuit is freaking awesome
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(31)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline: Pot fuels surge in drugged driving deaths. Article: Traffic fatalities have decreased in states where medical cannabis is legal
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(69)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Imagine if the frozen pond scene from Bambi was improved with hovercraft and shot on a GoPro
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(13)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
People keep passing on Josh Hamilton, Ryan Braun & Jered Weaver in Fantasy Baseball drafts, and that's a mistake
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(33)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Humans make up only 38.5% of web traffic; the rest is Skynet
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(24)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball players sue over minimum wage violations. Apparently MLB was preparing them for the day they got drafted by the Houston Astros
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone, a different zoo in Denmark is now saying that they too have a baby giraffe that needs whackin'
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(101)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former NFL player's response to teams that couldn't handle drafting a gay player: "Then your team is already a loser on the field"
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(75)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Snow is bad, traffic is bad, cars exploding in snow traffic is just insane
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(70)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Actual, UltraFark-ready headline: "Breaking: Watch Live Video of Snow Pummeling New York City"
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(44)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Duck Dynasty Star and CEO Willie Robertson goes to dinner with Sean Hannity, Newt Gingrich and other big-name conservatives. FARK: And drops a $5000 tip. ULTRAFARK: On a $5000 tab
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(207)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Axl Rose goes to Twitter and posts a rant about the zoo that killed a giraffe in front of children, asks for people to boycott the zoo and financially bring the owners to their sha-na-na-na-na-na knees knees
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(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kraft Singles cheese slices to lose artificial preservatives. Which means from now on you'll pretty much be buying a bunch of empty plastic wrappers
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(12)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Kindasorta news: Dummies take inflatable raft down a swollen creek during a rain storm (sans life jackets) and get stuck in debris. Fark: Dumbass #1's quote: "It they're so upset about it, they shouldn't be rescuing people for a living. I pay taxes"
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Sat February 08, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Copenhagen zoo plans to euthanize 18 month old male giraffe. Apparently some people have a problem with this, though the lions seem to be fine with it
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Fri February 07, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tired of people completely ignoring the rules of the road, one African nation has taken a bold new step ... and installed 8-foot tall traffic control robots
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russian billionaire in frantic last-ditch effort to save stray dogs and miniature giraffes of Sochi
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(31)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Take all the worst tendencies of the NCAA, add the most corrupt parts of governmental graft, add a healthy dose of Kardashian-level arrogance, quadruple everything and you get a fraction of this organization"
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Wed February 05, 2014
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman buys Lincoln from the dealership Subby works at. News: She drives it into a local Kroger store, taking out a register. Fark: She did the same thing 15 years ago. UltraFark: She did it intentionally this time
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(100)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
US Navy: "Any town want an aircraft carrier for a museum or memorial? Sorry, your plan isn't viable, nor yours, nor yours either." Scrap company: "You give us a penny to take it." US Navy: "Sold"
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Mon February 03, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I took my 13-year-old boy across the country to meet a girl he knew from Minecraft, and it was totally worth it." And no, they didn't get Catfished
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(21)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Police say it's too dangerous to enforce speed limits on I-95 express lanes, with all the speeding traffic zipping by
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(29)
 
(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
Hey General, what do you want us to do with these brand new C-27 cargo planes? H-m-m, ya' know, we really don't have a practical use for them - Just send 'em straight to the aircraft bone yard in Arizona
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(140)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
So, this giraffe walks into a restaurant
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(10)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Downtown Las Vegas positions itself as hipster tourist mecca in opposition to glitzy Strip, touts its retro casinos and arcades, widespread Bitcoin acceptance, underground art scene, and Occupy Las Vegas graffiti
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A draft dodger, a scumbag, and a waitress seek the fortunes of California in The Girl in Gold Boots from MST3K season 10. Mike, Servo, and Crow deliver a side-splitting episode. "I'm gonna go get a goodbye slap from dad"
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(8)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Comediante populares en Univision y regularmente en Sábado Gigante Adonis Losada se enfrenta a un juicio por 66 pornografía infantil cuenta. Aye yi yi, esto no es bueno
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Knox Knox.. who's there? Raffaele Sollecito arrested at the Austrian border
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(234)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Romney's son claims recently released documentary would've won him the election had it come out sooner, saying it shows the "regular guy" side of Mitt, like the time he fed his horse ballerina Rafalca ossifrage eggs in aspic in his yacht elevator
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(101)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Norway's traffic jams are becoming the cleanest and quietest in the world "
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(33)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old Trafford welcomes Solskjaer and Mata, while the atmosphere might be slightly more intense for the Merseyside derby. Here's your midweek EPL thread
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(470)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
An epidemic of wealth shaming has affected thousands (cue Sarah McLachlan music), leaving rich people throughout the US to cry into their Stella Artois with only their miniature giraffes to console them (cue rich guy wiping his tears with 100s)
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(122)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Well, the traffic gridlock in Atlanta from Snowmageddon 2014 was so bad that somebody ended up having a highway baby
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(142)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Armed robbery, Minecraft edition
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, will my heroin trafficking conviction hamper my move from teaching to administration?
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(16)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The gift that keeps on giving: Snowden reveals the NSA's involved in economic espionage. Shareholders at Airbus, Rafale and Sukhoi seen phoning their lawyers for what will be a long, long, long discovery process
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(60)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
NJ Democrats plan to merge traffic
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(25)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You thought you had a slow weekend? This guy has been trying to walk to the end of Minecraft for three years
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(71)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Well, that's a silly way to design a traffic barrier
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(23)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
It turns out the hackers behind the Target security breach may be craftier than previously thought
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rather than let a boy with cerebral palsy and chronic seizures bring his service dog to school, school board decides to discriminate against him by crafting new rules that ban service dogs because they could be "dangerous"
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(183)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not News: 4 month old survives earthquake--News: is visited by fire chief on his birthday--Fark: the 1906 earthquake--ULTRAFARK: There is another, older, survivor
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(33)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Ready? It seems Redflex may have been bribing public officials to install traffic cameras
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(103)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Investors who backed Zach Braff's latest film through Kickstarter are about to get a lesson in Hollywood Economics
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(55)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Union City Mayor Brian Stack (D) announces his support for Chris Christie (R) if he should run for president, on news that Union City has enough traffic problems already as it is
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(27)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark: New Colorado law would require engaged couples to enroll in "pre-marriage education classes." TotalFark: 10 hours for a first marriage, 20 hours for a second, and 30 for a third. UltraFark: Doesn't apply to gay couples
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Maziel challenges Seahawks "12th man" boast. Fortunately, whatever team that drafts him will never face Seattle in a game
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(44)
 


Mon January 20, 2014
(College Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Florida State signee arrested for eating pot at traffic stop, expected to transfer to Miami
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How Ryan Leaf convinced the Indianapolis Colts to not make one of the biggest draft mistakes in history
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(45)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
They take their marathons so seriously in Phoenix you can get arrested just for verbally expression your dislike of all the road closures in the area to a traffic cop
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(69)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man who built his home next to an airport is SHOCKED to discover air traffic over his home
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(123)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Man crafts 1:60 scale model of 777 out of manila folders. File this one under awesome
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema Black Sunday, 1977 - If you think Bruce Dern's good in this year's Nebraska, watch him as a crazed pilot planning a suicide attack using a commercial aircraft. No-one does swivel-eyed nuts like Dern
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(17)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After their latest trade, the Boston Celtics now have 17 potential draft picks over the next 5 seasons
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(37)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Multnomah County GOP trolls the local majority with an Abe Lincoln/MLK Memorial AR-15 rifle raffle
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(81)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christie proposes longer school days. That way, if kids spend the morning stuck in traffic, there's still plenty of school day left
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(50)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Light aircraft makes a successful forced landing on a beach. Fail: The ensuing take-off puts the aircraft nose down in the water. The children "thoroughly enjoyed it" (w/ video of take-off)
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(66)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out the Chinese were already good at multiplying 2,300 years ago
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Family of 91-year-old woman who died during the George Washington Bridge lane closures not blaming NJ Governor Christie for her death because everyone has a time for dying and hers was meant to be in a traffic jam
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(229)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
I'm no lawyer, but even if you don't like the way a cop is treating you during a traffic stop you probably shouldn't grab his ticketbook before locking yourself in your car
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Six New Jersey residents have filed a class-action suit against Chris Christie, saying he took away their liberty. Because apparently getting caught in a traffic jam is now a violation of your constitutional rights
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(309)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
11 reasons why Jerry Jones needs to draft Johnny Manziel
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(73)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Cops pay $80 cab ride for man that just walked 30 miles in freezing temps for a simple traffic court hearing
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(42)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Governor Christie blocks three lanes of traffic. This is not a fat joke
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(528)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist fined $146 for A) popping a wheelie in traffic, B) splitting lanes at excessive speeds, C) lifting his foot off the footrest
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(141)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download a Royal Air Force fighter jet, would you?
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(54)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ancient Romans found to have eaten giraffe, parts of other animals usually thrown away, after first grinding then shaping the meats into a boneless, rib-shaped patty that was only allowed to be consumed during one holy month a year
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(30)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Miami pedestrians are encouraged to thank drivers who actually stop and obey traffic laws
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(56)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Wealth of talent, draft choices allow Cleveland Browns to pay six former coaches $49 million -- for not working
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(27)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Germans are now getting into the craft beer market by growing unique strains of hops. You probably wouldn't understand why, but this is big news to microbrew enthusiasts and home brewers
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(104)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Shockingly, there may have been a lot of waste, fraud, graft, and corruption involved in the building of the facilities for the Winter Olympics being held in the country that has replaced Italy for being most synonymous with organized crime
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(45)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
You want a Facebook internship? Have you tried playing Starcraft 2?
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pervez Musharraf hospitalized after "feeling ill on his way to court". That's not the flu, sir, that's guilt
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(9)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
LEGO launches NASA's Mars Curiosity rover kit; other possible kits include the Pluto-bound New Horizons spacecraft, Hubble Space Telescope, or other space-themed kits, based on a public vote
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(39)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You're an internationally renowned flautist from Canada who lovingly crafts your flutes by hand. U.S. Customs officials: These are made of wood, which makes them agricultural products and therefore must be destroyed
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(325)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
If the Bengals beat the Chargers on Sunday, the mayor of San Diego will send some local craft beers to the mayor of Cincinnati. If the Chargers win, San Diego's mayor gets chili, BBQ, and ice cream. How exactly is this a fair bet?
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(45)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Republicans in Utah are considering drafting a second marriage amendment, this one to absolutely guarantee, for suresies, that churches really would not be forced into performing gay marriages
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(154)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boy with cerebral palsy drafted by Memphis Grizzlies, now expected to make the playoffs as team's top scorer
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(11)
 
(People Daily (China))
 
 
 
Not news: Man complains about strange-tasting meat he bought from Wal-Mart. Fark: Donkey meat. UltraFark: The donkey meat he thought he'd bought was actually fox meat
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(76)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Analysis of wind-driven currents, hovercraft, may help scientists solve a mysterious decline in eel numbers
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(7)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(Today)
 
 
 
Hipsters continue to "discover" old trade crafts and make them trendy. On the plus side, it is greatly increasing their chances of being stung to death by bees
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(190)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
China gets serious, gives prison time to hackers that have been stealing from people's accounts. FARK: World of Warcraft hackers
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(31)
 

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