Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'RAF'

Headlines matching 'RAF'

Thu May 23, 2013

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		AAA: expect less traffic this Memorial Day weekend source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(24)
		AAA: expect more traffic this Memorial Day weekend source: usatoday.com \| share:	(8)

Mon May 20, 2013

Police round up two baby goats running in traffic ... *sigh* ... kids these days

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Sun May 19, 2013


		Twenty-one handy DIY craft ideas to put a little Arrested Development into your life. Who wouldn't want a staircar and model home made out of Legos? source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(8)

Sat May 18, 2013

Think you take a long time to swing your monster SUV into a U-Turn? Try doing it with an aircraft carrier

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Fri May 17, 2013

Houston may have not got a space shuttle but they are getting the restored Star Trek shuttlecraft Galileo

source: chron.com | share:

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Thu May 16, 2013

		PRO TIP: When you steal coins, firearms, a computer, a sword and drafting equipment from a neighbor's home, be sure not to leave a trail of those coins from the scene of the crime directly to your house source: wpbf.com \| share:	(60)
		Chris Kluwe will soon be a Raider, which is great, because now I can pitch my new buddy cop show, "Warcraft and Seabass" to Fox source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	(44)

		Finally, someone speaks truth to America's "craft beer" makers: YOU ARE OVERHOPPING YOUR BEER, DUMBASSES source: slate.com \| share:	(642)

Wed May 15, 2013

		STATE OF PLAY - Starcraft documentary about Korean Pro-Gamers source: vimeo.com \| share:	(17)
		70 years ago today, 19 RAF Lancasters armed with special bombs and manned by heroic crews changed the course of WWII in ways we can only appreciate now - they were "The Dam Busters" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(153)

Tue May 14, 2013

		Ladies and gentlemen, this is your co-pilot speaking. If you look to the front of the aircraft you'll see the pilot trying to get back into the cockpit. The door is jammed so I'll be landing the plane myself source: perthnow.com.au \| share:	(76)
		DOT changed traffic signal timing rules to increase red light camera revenue source: wtsp.com \| share:	(201)
		Traffic cop pulls you over. A. It's my girlfriend's car. B. I found it, thought it was mine. C. The red pill is candy. D. The red pill is medicine. E. All the above source: upi.com \| share:	(11)

Sun May 12, 2013

Electronic traffic warning sign reprogrammed to encourage motorists to "Smoke weed erryday." Looks like marijuana may not affect technical skills, but it sure does affect spelling

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Fri May 10, 2013

		Frenchman detained for feisty heist on weird foreign neighbor charged with theft of diamonds, violation of "i before e" rule source: worldnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(18)
		Miami Dolphins want to play one of their games on an aircraft carrier. What could possibly go wrong? source: blogs.browardpalmbeach.com \| share:	(42)

Thu May 09, 2013

		One of the last bastions of manliness for American husbands, the Craftsman power tool is now the favorite of mothers. When did it all go wrong? source: nypost.com \| share:	(133)
		Best Korea gives a "Hero of the Republic" medal, to an unknown female beat cop, meaning either she can write one HELL of a parking ticket, or more likely foiled an assassination attempt on Kim Jong Un that was disguised as a traffic accident source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(48)
		Zach Braff's Kickstarter goal was $2 million. Only a fraction of the $5 to $6 million budget, an "ass-ton" of which will come from his own pocket source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(69)
		Texas Congressman Steve Stockman (R-ifle), who wants to arm fetuses, is raffling off a Bushmaster AR-15. FYI, the raffle is open to all US citizens of legal age not restricted from owning an assault-style weapon source: gawker.com \| share:	(286)

Wed May 08, 2013

(First We Feast)		Good: Thoughtful discussion on the craft beer movement in the United States. Bad: Slideshow source: firstwefeast.com \| share:	(74)
		How huge is a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier? It takes 162 'superlifts' by one of the largest cranes in the Western Hemisphere to assemble the pieces.(pics and video) source: wtkr.com \| share:	(47)

Mon May 06, 2013

Police officer making pretextual traffic stop for obscured license plate undermines his case by calling in plate number while still in his car

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Sun May 05, 2013

Due to rain, NASCAR set the lineup for the Aaron's 499 at Talladega by who caught the best draft in practice. With more rain threatening to shorten the race, all will try to reach the front early. Expect fireworks and jet dryers. Live noon ET on Fox

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Sat May 04, 2013

		VIDEO: Dash cam footage released of anything-but-routine traffic stop where driver attempts to kill police with a rifle source: wptv.com \| share:	(252)
		It's always fun to teleport to an alternate reality and imagine what it would be like if Stephen Curry had been drafted by the Phoenix Suns source: azcentral.com \| share:	(19)

Fri May 03, 2013

Have you ever gotten home and not remembered driving there? Have you suddenly "come to" behind the wheel of a car without remembering the last few miles? You're not alone. Here comes the science (and the oncoming traffic)

source: io9.com | share:

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Wed May 01, 2013

		The conspiracy theory that Obama is buying up all the nation's ammunition is so crazy that even the NRA says it's bull. But that hasn't stopped two GOP congressmen from drafting legislation to combat it source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(256)
		Defending Super Bowl champs at 8? A 2-14 team at 22? A team that foresakes His Holiness at 32? It's your official post-draft ESPN Power Rankings source: espn.go.com \| share:	(123)

Tue April 30, 2013

Top 10 baseball stadiums for craft beer. Double whammy: slideshow AND beer snobbery

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Mon April 29, 2013

		The NHL Draft Lottery is tonight (8pm EDT, NBCSN). Tune in to watch the age-old, annual tradition in which the Oilers win the chance to pick first overall source: nhl.com \| share:	(84)
		1 WTC is almost complete, but they're waiting until later to install the beacon to ward off aircraft source: masslive.com \| share:	(73)
		Come for the way too early analysis, stay for the comments of disgruntled Seahawk fans. Here are the post-draft NFL Power Rankings source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(20)
		Normally, post draft "grading" of teams is just as much dart-throwing as pre-draft speculation, but since this one has the Cowboys as the only "F" maybe they're on to something source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(49)

Fri April 26, 2013

		OK, who's left? A look at the best players available for day 2 of the NFL Draft source: athlonsports.com \| share:	(507)
		All those endless delays and planes falling out of the skies are over thanks to Congress and their approval of a bill ending furloughs of air traffic controllers source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	(57)
		In today's over-analysis of the NFL draft, research shows 2nd-round picks have better value than the 1st-round picks. Subby will now look forward to tonight's Day 2 to see who his team picks source: espn.go.com \| share:	(83)
		Buffalo trading down to take the 4th best QB in the draft a round and a half too high was all part of the plan. A moronic, incomprehensible plan that is doomed to fail, but a plan nonetheless source: cbssports.com \| share:	(73)
		Study finds that Los Angeles has the worst traffic in the nation. Some cars are still stuck in the same place on the 405 from the last time the study was done source: latimes.com \| share:	(147)
		Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel's Coachella prank, reporter asks football fans in line for the draft about top picks such as Mike Hawke, Buster Highman, and Gene Masseth source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(29)

Thu April 25, 2013

		Who will be the biggest steal? Who will be the biggest bust? Who will be the latest addition(s) to the NY Jets Draft Blunders video? Find out the answers and more in the official discussion thread for the 2013 NFL Draft (8 eastern, ESPN) source: espn.go.com \| share:	(1959)
		Will AJ Styles choose a side or will he return to the rafters? Will Hogan strap on his boots and wrestle Bully Ray? Will we get new tag champs? It's TNA Impact live 8pm source: impactwrestling.com \| share:	(210)
		No, Congress isn't trying to exempt itself from the greatest piece of legislation ever crafted in the history of crafted legislation in the history of the world source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(60)
		A working diamond sword from Minecraft made in real life source: youtube.com \| share:	(28)
		Detailed breakdown of N. Korea's military capabilities. Based on the provided photo, they have recently had to lower the draft age to the third trimester source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(96)
		If you live in Manhattan and spotted the Google "driverless" car hit a cyclist in Soho or pass by with a traffic cone stuck under the front bumper, rest assured it was just a hoax. We hope source: gawker.com \| share:	(25)
		NFL Draft prospect joins elite "fraternity" including the likes of Joe Theisman and Kevin Ware, all of whom had a tough break trying to make it as a professional athlete source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)
		When choosing a vehicle to escape police you should balance the need for speed and maneuverability with the ability to blend in to traffic. A U-Haul van scores poorly on all these characteristics source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	(18)
		People are pissed that Zach Braff (Net Worth $22,000,000) is using Kickstarter to fund his $2 million dollar project. Fark: Less than one day in and he's already raised $1.2 million source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com \| share:	(140)

Wed April 24, 2013

	The Jaguars' Draft War Room is a symbol of the determination of this franchise's determination to succeed both on and off the field. W/pic of this whirling hive of activity source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(92)
(Some Guy)	Ever wonder how the A-12 was transported from Skunkworks to Area 51 without anyone seeing the aircraft? Answer: A really big box source: roadrunnersinternationale.com \| share:	(101)
	The season doesn't start for almost 5 months; the draft hasn't even occurred yet; and yet here's your first NFL power rankings for the 2013-14 season. The #1 pick is indisputably incorrect, so surely nobody here can disagree with any of the others source: sbnation.com \| share:	(95)
	The Bills are afraid the Jets will take Ryan Nassib in the first round, which probably goes a long way towards explaining the Bills drafts the past few years source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	(29)
	News: Popular Winning NASCAR team caught cheating Fark: Its not Jimmie Johnson. Ultrafark: The Power Idol has failed us again source: espn.go.com \| share:	(37)
	Fark: The Maple Leafs have made the playoffs. UltraFark: The Maple Leafs and Islanders have both made the playoffs source: nhl.com \| share:	(97)
	Begun, the air traffic controller wars have source: politico.com \| share:	(24)

Tue April 23, 2013

NFL team draft needs in handy chart form

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Sun April 21, 2013

		Young woman chased down a hill by giraffes after eating "chocolate covered portobello mushrooms" source: m.steamboattoday.com \| share:	(59)
		Ugly ass baby giraffe takes a left at Albuquerque source: kob.com \| share:	(17)

Sat April 20, 2013

Fifteen creepy abandoned observatories. Come for the rusting domes, stay for the Cthulhu graffiti

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Fri April 19, 2013

Former Pakistan president Musharraf taken into custody to address abuses of power during his presidency. Police still searching for his mustache, which may have already boarded a flight out of the country

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Thu April 18, 2013

		Psy's new video "Gentleman" banned from Korean airwaves because he...kicks a traffic cone in the video source: kotaku.com \| share:	(89)
		After being picked No. 1 overall in the WNBA draft, Brittney Griner is now happily out and about source: deadspin.com \| share:	(88)

Wed April 17, 2013

Scientists claim we'll probably never be able to upload our minds into a computer. Millions of 'World of Warcraft' players unable for comment due to ongoing raid

source: io9.com | share:

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Sun April 14, 2013

Rash of graffiti has show up in Joshua Tree Nat. Park. Pictures have been posted on social media sites but police still haven't found what they are looking for

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Sat April 13, 2013

The latest hipster cocktail recipes in London, Stockholm and Amsterdam contain ... American craft beer

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Fri April 12, 2013

Wednesday's Nationals-White Sox game was delayed 15 minutes because the umpires made a bad call: Deciding to drive in DC traffic

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Thu April 11, 2013

That "Bubba Watson Golf Hovercraft" that wasn't actually a real thing, has become such a viral sensation on Youtube, that now it's becoming a real thing

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Wed April 10, 2013

		Thatcher's funeral will have a Falklands War theme. No word on whether protesters plan to launch Exocets at the coffin source: independent.co.uk \| share:	(78)
		McLemore to enter NBA draft, wear your granddad's clothes source: espn.go.com \| share:	(36)

Sun April 07, 2013

It's the off season, less than a month before the draft and no team seems interested in Tim Tebow. Let's check in with ESPN to see if they'll be able to find a way to discuss Tim Tebow? Maybe throw together a Tim Tebow Top Ten?

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Sat April 06, 2013

Obama was bluffing when he threatned to take air traffic controllers off the job

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Fri April 05, 2013

Pro Bowl likely to shift to 'draft' format in 2014. Looks like Tom Brady will finally be a first round pick

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Thu April 04, 2013

		Minecraft PC/Mac sales creep over 10 million source: networkworld.com \| share:	(76)
		The most beautiful libraries ever built...in Minecraft. Yep source: bookriot.com \| share:	(36)
		Trooper directing traffic at DUI stop is hit by large truck, flies through the air, lands, gets up, and oh, she mad source: wtae.com \| share:	(58)
		Mark Cuban: "You know what, I would draft Brittney Griner if it would help the Mavericks out" source: pennlive.com \| share:	(112)

Wed April 03, 2013

		Bubba Watson's new golf cart is a hovercraft. You can't escape his awesomeness source: slate.com \| share:	(27)
		Craft beer makers vow to fight MillerCoors and AB InBev's attempts to market faux craft brew brands, offer snobbiest beer snob comment ever: "We are selling community, and they are selling liquid" source: adweek.com \| share:	(131)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Now this is an April Fool's joke: Dutch police announce 20 mile stretch of traffic-jammed highway will be closed for Top Gear record speed test. Parking lot ensues source: independent.co.uk \| share:	(45)
		If you're going to graffiti an 18-story building without proper climbing gear, have a friend watch so your body can be retrieved quickly source: foxnews.com \| share:	(43)

Mon April 01, 2013

		What is this--a traffic stop for ANTS? source: lex18.com \| share:	(37)
		"Welcome to North Carolina, well after you get through 8 miles of traffic after a 95-car pileup" source: abc27.com \| share:	(73)

Sun March 31, 2013

More and more parents are turning away from candy and putting coloring books, crafts, and other useless items in Easter baskets

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Sat March 30, 2013

		Not to piss all over your Easter Eggs, but there's a good chance the chocolate bunny you look forward to eating every year was crafted by child slave labor source: treehugger.com \| share:	(136)
		Japan to legislate mandatory safety classes for rogue bicycle riders. "Ignoring traffic lights and drunk riding are among the offenses being considered" source: yomiuri.co.jp \| share:	(47)
		As the Craft Brewers Conference of 2013 wraps up, lets take a look at some of the best epic brewers beards the conference had to offer. Fark: Farker and brewer Cerebral Knievel leads in the tag line source: inthecapital.com \| share:	(8)

Fri March 29, 2013

Photoshop theme: Drew and Wil Wheaton are teaming up to make a craft beer, so they are going to need labels, packaging and promotional materials

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Wed March 27, 2013

		Genghis Khan convicted of drug trafficking in NY, faces jail time and will have to enter a 12-steppe program source: nyack.patch.com \| share:	(23)
		Amazing story of Menelik Watson, son of lower class rastafarian parents in Manchester UK, who went from learning the game of football to starting at Florida State in less than a year, and is now a top O-Line prospect in the NFL draft source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)

Tue March 26, 2013

News: SCOTUS rules in favor of the little guy. Fark: In a drug case. UltraFark: With Scalia writing the majority opinion. WTFark: And Thomas joining him

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Mon March 25, 2013

		Man reminisces about Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" while at traffic light to the amazement of the cop watching him source: nj.com \| share:	(166)
		Russians find the solution to rush hour traffic by: A) leaving work earlier. B) staggering arrival times. C) hiring fake ambulances source: jalopnik.com \| share:	(34)

Sun March 24, 2013

FARK's Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton will collaborate on brewing craft beer. The magic happens on April 2 following a meet and greet at Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens

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Sat March 23, 2013

Study shows that pollution from traffic causes as much childhood asthma as secondhand smoke. So where are the groups that want cars outlawed?

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Fri March 22, 2013

Air traffic controllers picked a good week to keep sniffing glue

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Thu March 21, 2013

		Michael Moore and Rainn Wilson tweet about a news article on how asinine the NRA is. Fark: It was an Onion Article. UltraFark: they didn't know it was fake source: newsbusters.org \| share:	(199)
		Apparently, Palestinians really want to play World of Warcraft and Everquest. Debate on the difference between RPGs and MMORPGs on the right source: haaretz.com \| share:	(148)
		Beetlejuice Minecraft Rollercoaster. We've come for your daughter, Block source: youtube.com \| share:	(39)
		Seal holds up traffic in Brazil, still depressed over losing Heidi Klum source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(3)

Wed March 20, 2013

Not news: Camera manufacturer doesn't like product review. News: Sends out DMCA takedown notice. FARK: Citing trademark, not copyright, infringement. UltraFARK: The backtracking statement is even worse

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Mon March 18, 2013

		If you've ever thought your life would not be complete until you had a solid-gold miniature replica of Apollo 11, we've got some good news for you (though you'll still have to wait for the miniature giraffe) source: popsci.com \| share:	(12)
		The dominance of Anheuser-Busch InBev and MillerCoors in the beer market has been threatened by upstart craft breweries source: npr.org \| share:	(143)

Sun March 17, 2013

	The correct way to handle a traffic stop source: youtube.com \| share:	(79)
(Bay Side Stories)	Visit link on left and listen to interview with really great self-published author Ryll Paul. Visit link on right to poke fun at husband/wife Farkers who run website, thereby getting more traffic to our website source: streetwraith.net \| share:	(5)
	Rafa Nadal and Ben Stiller schooled by Del Potro and a nine-year-old girl source: youtube.com \| share:	(7)

Sat March 16, 2013

Not content with forcing restaurants to display the number of calories in its meals, new study suggests Americans would also benefit from a graphic of a traffic light to indicate how healthy each plate is

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Fri March 15, 2013

If you're a traffic warden trying to keep your ticket quota up, check you're putting them on actual cars

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Wed March 13, 2013

		How did Drew make it big? a) $5-a-month TotalFark subscriptions, b) banner ads, c) cocaine-trafficking "franchises" sold to a Mexican cartel, d) "Featured Partner" links, or e) all of the above? source: latino.foxnews.com \| share:	(67)
		Just like when you have to use your cell phone, it's a good idea to pull over when you have to shoot up heroin. The plan unravels when you pass out in your truck, cross three lanes of traffic, roll down a hill, hit a sign and a wall source: 620wtmj.com \| share:	(11)
		If you're going to stop traffic on an L.A. freeway to propose, don't brag about it on social media source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	(8)

Tue March 12, 2013

Little League needs money, holds raffle for assault rifle very similar to weapon that killed 20 kids in Sandy Hook Elementary, sees no problem

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Mon March 11, 2013

		Ohio set to ban all traffic cameras. Tag is for the residents, who signed the petitions, and the legislators, who listened for once source: coshoctontribune.com \| share:	(75)
		"FBI informant's perilous work with the Florida Taliban" Well, those Christians are a crafty bunch source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(10)

Sun March 10, 2013

Kraft joins the NASDAQ 100 on the news that Kraft is TFARK spelled backwards

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Fri March 08, 2013

Kraft Mac & Cheese can give you cancer thanks to yellow dye, here comes the soccer mom science

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Thu March 07, 2013

Wed March 06, 2013

NFL Draft hopeful to CJ2K: "What took you so long?"

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Tue March 05, 2013

		White House tours fall victim to sequestration, leading one Republican to declare it a "stunt" and drafting legislation that would forbid using public funds to "transport the president to or from a golf course" till tours resume source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	(188)
		Ugly Ass Giraffe makes his debut at the Houston Zoo. Bonus: They named him Yao Ming source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	(25)
		Obama getting carried away with his love of drones. Pilot spots black drone pacing his aircraft as he lands at JFK source: nypost.com \| share:	(90)

Mon March 04, 2013

		NASA's Cassini spacecraft snaps INCREDIBLE picture of Venus as seen through the rings of Saturn source: wired.com \| share:	(25)
		The air traffic controllers picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue because the budget cuts are already causing delays at the nation's airports source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(117)
		Old diner complaint; There's a fly in my soup. New diner complaint: There's a giraffe in my kudu source: reuters.com \| share:	(2)

Sun March 03, 2013

How will the Chelsea fans react to Rafa's meltdown? How many players will get sent off the north London derby? Ryan Giggs in his 1000th appearance and QPR showing yet again money doesn't buy you success in the EPL

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Sat March 02, 2013

		If you think you're avoiding traffic cameras turning your vehicle's tag upside down, you're not source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(53)
		You know there's something inherently wrong in your state when the government is forced to caution cities not to draft laws legislating smoking, guns, and bees source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(21)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Once upon a time, the Russians designed a hovercraft so strange we had no idea what the hell it was source: io9.com \| share:	(69)
		US prosecutors and senior officials who spearheaded war against drug cartels quit their jobs to defend Colombian cocaine traffickers, say their clients are not bad people source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(58)
		Want to get out of a traffic camera ticket? Easy: when you get the ticket, tell the cops someone stole your car so you weren't driving, but amazingly you just found it. Stupid, right? Not in Australia where it worked 20 times in a row... but not 21 source: geelongadvertiser.com.au \| share:	(11)
		Vulcan CEO tried to smuggle giraffe bones out of Africa. Highly illogical source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(12)

Thu February 28, 2013

So you think you had a rough day? Disabled man with pooch mugged at ATM, then pushed into traffic. His pooch suffered a broken leg. Man then transported his Chihuahua 7-miles to a vet -- via his wheelchair

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Wed February 27, 2013

Romanian gangster Nutzu the Pawnbroker rode away from prison on a black stallion, after serving one year on a 13-year human trafficking and pimping conviction. He kept four lions and two bears at his estate. Romania, the Florida of Europe

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Mon February 25, 2013

		Understandable: Getting tossed out of class for throwing paper airplanes. Fark: Getting tossed out of the Oscars for throwing paper airplanes. UltraFark: An Oscar nominee source: gawker.com \| share:	(83)
		I know you won't believe this, but when Cantor said the government is wasting money on Warcraft, he was actually making things up source: kotaku.com \| share:	(107)

Sun February 24, 2013

By trying to quash grandstand video of Daytona crash out of "respect for the fans", NASCAR bump drafts The Streisand Effect

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Sat February 23, 2013

Not normally good: shop gets graffitied. Okay, just this once: shop in Scotland clears out storeroom for the first time since, well, apparently ever, and finds anti-Hitler graffiti dating back to WWII. (With video)

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Fri February 22, 2013

Thanks to the artists at Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio, the so-called "World's Worst Tattoo" has been crafted into a thing of beauty (link fixed)

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Thu February 21, 2013

Wed February 20, 2013

		What American hipsters think of Holland: weed, hookers, perfect Utopia of freedom. What Holland really looks like: underage runaways, sex trafficking, forced prostitution, the knowledge that you've become the armpit of Europe source: spectator.co.uk \| share:	(389)
		Pro tip: If you're driving without a license be sure to obey all traffic rules. But if you happen to get pulled over don't give the deputy a phony name unless you're sure you can spell it source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(6)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Winston Churchill planned to fight Nazis with massive aircraft carriers...made from ice source: io9.com \| share:	(50)
		Coastal portion of South Carolina considers the plot from a Simpsons episode to help ease traffic source: postandcourier.com \| share:	(96)

Mon February 18, 2013

		Yeah, we're broke and our schools suck, but check out our sweet hovercraft source: wpxi.com \| share:	(59)
		Dear Traffic Guy: I passed a guy who was toking while driving. "He was steering with his elbows while using a lighter to light the pipe bowl. I know times have changed with our new marijuana law, but could this possibly be legal?" source: thenewstribune.com \| share:	(125)

Sun February 17, 2013

		Emperor Dronebama unveils the honorable order of the Cheeto to the best members of the 101 Chairborne source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(147)
		Brent Spiner admits he cheated while taking traffic school. You'd think that would have been something Marina Sirtis did, what with crashing the Enterprise and all source: tmz.com \| share:	(74)

Sat February 16, 2013

		Jacksonville, one of the biggest cities in America, hasn't hired a traffic engineer because he might want to fix speed traps source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	(63)
		First Krispy Kreme store in Scotland creates massive traffic jam, as motorists are left glazed and confused source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(27)

Fri February 15, 2013

Kraft profits sliced 72%

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Thu February 14, 2013

Interstate closed due to traffic yams

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Mon February 11, 2013

		New technology will take traffic lights out of intersections and put them in cars, giving every driver a personal red light or green light. There's no way this will end badly, especially for that guy who will still manage to block the box source: theatlanticcities.com \| share:	(21)
		Please, for the love of all that is pure and good, I have 14 maxed level characters from the game 'WORLD OF WARCRAFT' on this machine. It IS MY LIFE source: pensacola.craigslist.org \| share:	(95)
		Not news: Unknown, mostly challengers player wins an ATP250 event in Chile. Still not news: Wins his first career ATP title. Go straight to fark, do not pass news: Against Rafael Nadal. Ultrafark: On clay source: espn.go.com \| share:	(18)
		News: Locals raise $100K for memorial to honor sailors who died aboard the USS Thresher. Fark: The "memorial" will be a flagpole in the middle of a traffic circle source: seacoastonline.com \| share:	(44)
		Will Spurs beat the French Foreign Legion? Can City close the gap on United? Can Liverpool finally beat a team in the top 10? Is Rafa trolling Chelsea supporters at this point? All these questions and more will be answered in this week's EPL thread source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(229)

Fri February 08, 2013

		New Englanders, this is why traffic is so bad today source: youtube.com \| share:	(49)
		New study says that traffic congestion in the U.S. remains steady, except for the 405 in Los Angeles which hasn't actually moved since 2011 source: latimes.com \| share:	(55)
		Bad: Being arrested for drug trafficking Worse: Being outed by the police as an informant then thrown in jail with the people you ratted on source: eagletribune.com \| share:	(23)
		Oklahoma City judge in an effort to stomp out crime, has 59 year old grandmother arrested. Fark: for a ticket from 2001 for not securing her dog. Ultrafark: A dog she never owned source: kfor.com \| share:	(47)

Tue February 05, 2013

		Bump drafting a semi with a bicycle at 90kph. Stupid tag stands in for Darwin source: youtube.com \| share:	(14)
		Australia: Our inovating ISPs were the 1st to bring you crappy monthly download limits. Let me present you with our latest idea, P2P traffic shaping source: smh.com.au \| share:	(53)

Mon February 04, 2013

If Dodge's "God Made A Farmer" ad looked vaguely familiar, it's because it was on YouTube before the game. Fark: Over a year before the game. Ultrafark: Made by a different company

source: slate.com | share:

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Sat February 02, 2013

	You know that awkward moment when you are a judge and have to find a way to dismiss your own traffic charges? source: pennlive.com \| share:	(20)
	Iran unveils new fighter aircraft that evades Photoshop source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(118)
(Some Guy)	Are you a fan of rogue-like games? How about survival and crafting games like Terraria or Minecraft? Hope you have plenty of free time, because Wayward is here source: unlok.ca \| share:	(86)

Fri February 01, 2013

		Cool:in 2014 NASA will launch a craft carrying the largest solar sail ever put into orbit. Cooler: They've named the project "Sunjammer" after an Arthur C. Clarke story. Coolest: the craft will carry the remains of Gene Roddenberry aboard source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(47)
		For you end of the world types with cash to burn: Ex-RAF base complete with high-security fence and underground bunker for sale on eBay for a mere pittance source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(16)
		The DC area is bracing for a winter storm of gargantuan proportions that is expected to bring the morning commute to its knees and turn the entire region into an icy hell of snarled traffic and human misery. Total accumulation? Eh, about an inch source: wtop.com \| share:	(111)

Thu January 31, 2013

		China missile test sinks simulated US aircraft carrier, although the photo clearly shows they need 3 more red pegs source: wantchinatimes.com \| share:	(216)
		'World of Warcraft' movie gets a director. Good News: He directed 'Moon.' Bad News: He directed 'Source Code.' source: hitfix.com \| share:	(175)

Wed January 30, 2013

		King's Landing completely recreated in Minecraft is your Game of Thrones fix of the day source: kotaku.com \| share:	(64)
		New York governor wants to charge fee to plea bargain speeding tickets because traffic court judges are diverting too much state ticket revenue to their towns source: blog.timesunion.com \| share:	(46)

Tue January 29, 2013

German engineers are developing an aircraft so unusual they don't even know what to call it. Octakaidecacopter?

source: aero-news.net | share:

(43)

Mon January 28, 2013

(Some Guy)		Would you like to see more craft beer in cans? A Farker's high-school friend thinks that you would, and has started a company that cans beer for micros in CA source: thebeergoddess.com \| share:	(30)
		Before Kaepernick, other quarterbacks like Elway and Marino were drafted by baseball teams source: theweek.com \| share:	(31)

Sun January 27, 2013

Charlie Rangel (D-NY) wants women to register for the draft, people to stop asking him for a few bars of "Minnie the Moocher"

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Fri January 25, 2013

		Man dies doing what he loved...selecting cold craft brews from convenience store Beer Cave source: wwl.com \| share:	(22)
		Kris Humphries wants a $7 million divorce settlement, citing his 72 day marriage was the most embarrassment he ever suffered. Other than with being drafted by the Utah Jazz source: realitytvworld.com \| share:	(67)

Wed January 23, 2013

Graffiti artist cut in two by quiet train

source: news.com.au | share:

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