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500 headlines found matching 'RAC'
Fri May 27, 2016
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Oracle goes full derp via "editorial" about the end of the open source era
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to all of the bizarre conspiracy theories Donald Trump buys into--so far, there are fifty-eight, but the number will undoubtedly increase as the days go by
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How Uber is changing drug dealing. Yes, people are dumb enough to have a GPS tracked Uber car take them to score drugs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jews begin their annual pilgrimage to the oldest known synagogue in Africa. Difficulty: it's located in Tunisia which is currently being wracked by jihadist violence, so security has been upgraded from "heavy" to "Presidential visit"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal internationalists failed when they counted on globalism to produce peace, unlike the successful attempts of neoconservatives to prevent wars by spreading democracy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Disney was contractually obligated to make an Alice sequel, but thankfully you're not obligated to watch it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Attractive people get paid more, but there is a catch for female employees
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Legalization of marijuana in California is on track to puff puff pass
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Wow, that's not racist. Not at all
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists interact with fungi; he takes to stripper, show good time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The man who wears a fitness tracker knows how many steps he has taken. The man who wears ten fitness trackers has no farkin' idea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Duracell fails to dismiss a lawsuit by Energizer. Attorneys say it looks like this case will just keep going and going and going
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Memo to Indian pilots: Just because there's a road running parallel to the runway, it doesn't mean that it's a more practical choice for aircraft landings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school reprimanded a 13-year-old girl for wearing an LGBT-positive T-shirt this week, deeming the message "distracting" and "disruptive." The Message: "Some people are gay. Get over it"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Short runways, steep take-offs and train tracks that cross paths with planes. Behold the world's most extreme and scary airports
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's new house is feet away, JUST FEET AWAY, from the largest mosque in the Western Hemisphere. SEKRIT MUSLIN CONFIRMED
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For the start of the biggest race weekend of the year, F1 in Monaco produces a scene straight out of that crappy Stallone movie (no not that one, the other one)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is attracting endorsements that should surprise precisely no one
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Sanders wins California....haha, he could actually win California. And you thought the Republican race was the amusing one
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville judge okays the removal of a 70-foot-tall monument to racism
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Are you being sent to jail by a racist robot?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Nation)
 
 
 
The media must decide if it's willing to follow this horse race all the way to the glue factory
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Inmate Ricky Nelson decides he's a travelin' man, and releases himself on his own recognizance. Police track him to nearby garden party
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did your dark and stormy night turn into a bright and sunny day? Did you kill, un-kill, and then re-kill a character? Did you ever find your pants? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread brought to you by insomnia and insanity
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SEC investigating the practices of Alibaba his forty accountants
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Tickets for 100th edition of the Indianapolis 500 are totally sold out. Indy residents discover they can't watch the race anywhere. Not over the air. Not online. Not even at the local bar. UPDATE: blackout lifted (link changed)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Even Glenn Beck says Trump's "Vince Foster's murder conspiracy" is crazy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk women at 50 Shades of Gray turn it into an interactive experience. Not that interactive, settle down
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many songs in your library? What track is most played?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The fun loving people at Global Priorities Project have released a report how the human race could be decimated within the next five years
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of The Flash, Barry and Zoom race to determine the fastest man alive while Earth 2's fate hangs in the balance (CW 8ET)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My neighbor is anti-Muslim and hates our Middle Eastern landlords. I engaged her in a debate to try and expose her racism but she wouldn't listen and, though she knows I'm atheist, asked which god I thought was right. What do?"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is a fracking saleswoman
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mildly attractive English girl enjoys her first ever alcoholic drink on her 18th birthday. IT'S NEWS TO US, DAMMIT
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is now backing "a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot" for President
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Everyone except A.J. Hinch lost track of the count when Jake Marisnick drew a walk. Counting can be difficult
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Listeria outbreak traced to Planter's and Papa John's
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman shoots herself in foot outside of gun show held at NASCAR track. No word on who held her beer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one motivate a child to practice for a sport that the child is participating in?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR hosts All-Star race, dumps usual go fast, turn left format for something none of the drivers understand this morning
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Trek Beyond gets a newer, better trailer with what appears to be characters speaking to each other instead of yelling and exploding. Still has motorcycles in it, which of course defines Star Trek
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh look, the media says this is a horse race. Quick pay attention to the pundits, pollsters, analysts, announcers, and nattering nabobs of network news
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Quake reboot incoming. No word yet if it's Doom-lite guy blowing up Lovecraftian horrors to a Trent Reznor soundtrack; killing alien hominid cyborgs with Sonic Mayhem and Rob Zombie metal, or an Unreal Tournament clone with trampolines
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has done one thing right in 2016, he's made Barack Obama more and more popular. Thanks OTrumpa
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Sat May 21, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Crackpot running for Texas Board of Education, who claimed Obama was a drug-addled prostitute, lost her Tea Party endorsement and is doomed to lose runoff election by a wide margin. JUST KIDDING she won by nearly 20 points in March. WTF Texas, WTF
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
2016 Preakness is turning into a bloodbath, with winner of first race dropping dead after leaving winner's circle, and a horse in the 4th race being euthanized on the track after a leg fracture. #horselivesmatter
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Casper mattress and Parachute sheets - enter to win contest. What's your favorite mattress and / or sheets? What happened to waterbeds being an option? How about being encased in custom foam on a nightly basis?(Sponsored Link)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a NASCAR doubleheader at Charlotte when the 25 drivers who didn't win compete in the Winston Open for a chance at making the All-Star Race, followed by the Truck Series kids playing the NC Education Lottery 200. It all starts at 11am ET on FS1
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Before you pat yourself on the back for waddling out of bed this morning, meet the college hurdler who ruptured her Achilles tendon in the first turn but still finished the race to help her team
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The ever-elusive 'Michael Keaton playing the role of an avian-themed character in a hero movie' trifecta is back in play
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eagles of Death Metal have decided that instead of cashing in on fame and sympathy after the Paris attacks, it's better to make total asses of themselves by spouting conspiracy theories
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Romero Institute conclude selfie enthusiasts overestimate their attractiveness
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know that crappy feeling you get when you garage sale all your stuff for a fraction of what you thought it was worth? Yahoo feels your pain
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has six ribs removed for a 16-inch waist, says her goal is to look like a cartoon character. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Braylon Edwards teaches NFL Broadcast Boot Camp. Lessons include not racing in bare feet in training camp, not driving after you've been drinking, and understanding New York essence
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a name for that weird yowling a cat does right before it horks up a hairball? Because I want to know what the hell it's called being woken up 3 days in a row with that racket
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After all that work to find the burglar, it was a raccoon hiding under a plant
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pitched the idea of The Apprentice: White People VS Black People to NBC, who wisely passed on the bizarre, racist notion
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Before he ran for president, Donald Trump was never accused of being a racist. Well, except for that time. And that other time. And that other time. But Pablo Picasso's record of never being called an asshole remains unblemished
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Dildonain Corey Lequieu pleads guilty to conspiracy because of A) Freedom, B) his rank is below admiral, or C) his long criminal history. Bonus: he won't talk to the government
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are scissoring up a storm according to a noted crackpot
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(Lubbock Online)
 
 
 
"Wine can complement food, help with social interaction." Good to see that West Texas is finally catching up with the ancient Greeks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EgyptAir Flight 804 no longer missing; CNN racing to the scene as fast as they can drive while masturbating
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Travis Wood loads the bases with nobody out in the 12th, miraculously gets out of it, then draws a bases-loaded walk for the game winning RBI in the 13th. "Only the Cubs" has a new meaning this year
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"Miracle On Ice" goalie Jim Craig is selling his Olympic gold medal. Which answers the question "Do you believe in the miracle of living out your golden years debt free while trying to pay off your kids' college tuition loans? Yes"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves for binge watching: here's a list of all the new movies and television shows coming to Amazon Prime in June
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
When having a row with a farmer over a right-of-way, always beware when he says he'd "f*** you under a tractor" and has loose-fitting boots on.... he might just mean it
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Wed May 18, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Release the JUDGES'. Of course Dems/Libs will somehow associate this with hate speech, racism or misogyny
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(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's sudden about face on Donald Trump becomes a bit more understandable as the Donald headlines a fundraiser to help Christie pay the legal bills the gov has racked up keeping his ass out of jail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it considered attractive to have a cleft on your chin?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In real life, main characters die, books don't get finished
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
While NASA sticks with robots and comet landers, Elon Musk plays target practice in the Pacific, and Richard Branson pushes orbital tourism, Lockheed Martin wants to send humans to Mars
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And could you spell that for us please Rachel?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Artist draws a picture of an octopus using ink extracted from the fossil of a 95-million-year-old octopus. That whirling sound is your mind spinning into the infinite vortex of overdrive algorithms
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Street)
 
 
 
Taco Bell tests restaurant of the future, with hip decors (Modern Explorer, California Sol, Heritage and Urban Edge) attractive and tasteful enough for you to come inside to eat. Dare I say, Taco Bell wants to appeal to h-- those people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As yesterday's contraception ruling shows. the Supreme Court is moving away from the ideological battleground that has turned out 5-4 decisions and more towards the consensus based approach of the Warren Court. Hmm..wonder what is suddenly different?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blind attorney driven to bankruptcy for defending characters like Bin Laden's son-in-law, Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman and Gaius Baltar
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(Latino Review)
 
 
 
A look at the characters of Rogue One, including Alan Tudyk's sudden, but inevitable portrayal of a droid
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You can thank an unrepentant segregationist and racist for accidentally making sex discrimination illegal in the US
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be impossible for James Hetfield to ruin a Metallica song even further, but he did so by performing a country version of a forgotten track off of "Kill 'Em All"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Cool: While upgrading subway in Rome, workers uncover 39-room ancient barracks. Super cool: They'll be incorporated into new station
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Iron Man 3's villain was supposed to be a woman, but Marvel corporate put the kibosh on the idea because no one would want to buy toys of a female character
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
And the one superhero movie that has most impressed Steven Spielberg? Hint: Raccoon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The world's worst groundskeepers have been found turning soccer pitches into abstract art in Norway's 7th tier (pics)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Today's Shut Up And Take My Money item is a remastered soundtrack of "The Warriors" on vinyl, complete with embroidered back patch, available in either "Graffiti" or "Oxblood Red and Subway Silver Swirl"
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
"Two paintings worth more than £1,000 were stolen from a Nottingham art gallery after staff were distracted by an overweight woman repeatedly hitting herself on the head with a plastic bottle"
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
New character revealed for next installment of superhero franchise
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight is your chance to interact with Homer Simpson LIVE... Yes, it's still on... Yep, Sundays... I dunno, some kind of gimmick or something. Episode airs at 8pm ET, gimmick starts around 8:25 or so
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The anecdotes being used in the Oracle vs. Google API case aren't like monkeys trying to fark a football; they're like listening to monkeys trying to explain to other monkeys how to fark a football
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What if ... Nick Cage played every character in Game of Thrones
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this racket yell
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Donald Trump on the board for "First Modern Republican to use a racial slur on live national television," you're out a few bucks
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"After decades of being told white workers would never support socialism because they're racist, we're now told that they support the socialist candidate because they are racist. Yes, this is where liberals are in the year 2016"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Libya's Central Bank hires safecrackers to break into own safe. At least that's what we're telling them. (Bonus: It actually is a bank robbery)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The creator of HBO's True Blood will have a similar show on NBC. Expect it to be canceled after one season like Dracula
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racing in the month of May means one thing, Indianapolis. Before we watch the greatest spectacle in racing, we have the warm up of the Grand Prix of Indianapolis. Coverage starts at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first ever group of lesbian gorillas after following the tracks of Subarus deep into the jungle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Specialized summer camps across the US are introducing children as young as nine to practical shooting, a controversial sport that mimics combat situations, and some people have a problem with this
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX might be able to land their cute little firecracker on a boat, but 43 years ago today, NASA launched the 100 ton Skylab space station into orbit using their 7.6 million pound thrust Apollo rocket
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raccoon tries to make friends with a not so enthusiastic feline just in time for Raccoonerday
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want a science fiction story set in a surreal future in which the characters can't get a date to save their lives? Why not Zoidberg?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Famous JFK assassination conspiracy theorist dies at 89. Will be buried on a grassy knoll
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Food is horrible and staff is rude. The other guests are of questionable character. Next time I'll choose the Holiday Inn" - Google Review of Folsom Prison. Write a Fark worthy review for other places that really shouldn't get reviews
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sweet Holy Moses, I love these Rosemary Crackers. What's your favorite snack?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
After a year of testing, LAPD finds Tesla impractical as a police cruiser, returns all cars at no charge
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Weedlord Bonerhitler, Racist McShootface drive Zimmerman gun to $65 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you send your race of sentient, collectivist cat-people, the Meowists, into the stars with Stellaris? Are you still gobbling up Dark Souls 3? What about you Board people? What are you guys playing? THIS is your Friday Fark Gaming thread
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(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
Pro mountain biker suffers injury, blows out bike derailleur during first stage of Tour de Gila. Avoids elimination by borrowing fan's 80s-era Stumpjumper, complete with book rack, for final 4000-foot climb, passing competitors all the way
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
The prayers of every F5 key in America have been answered, as you can now track your UPS package on a map in real time. Your move, FedEx
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Cab driver doesn't read the fine print in the contract where he works where it says one must be wearing pants when driving for them and picking up female passengers
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Seattle City Light 1, Seattle raccoons 38778
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If the Nats continue their current trend, FDR would join the team's Racing Presidents mascots in 2017. Given that he spent most of his adult life using a wheelchair, would a Racing FDR be a disaster or a chance to change minds?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump narrows his list of potential running mates to 5 or 6 people. Apparently it's hard to find the right mix of a misogynist, a racist, and a homophobe who has the ability to alienate the rest of the entire free world
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legendary Chelsea FC midfielder Joe Cole, 34, comes to America, signs with Tampa Bay Rowdies. Given that legendary but aging English midfielders have such an impressive track record in America, what could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
A) West Virginians are more racist than sexist
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: The sheriff is racist for arresting black teen for sexting. Today's news: Sheriff calls report deceitful because white teen was also arrested. Tomorrow's news: TV station hiring brand new news department
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Here's a look at all of the conspiracy theories Donald Trump has helped to foment--and one still to come
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason Trump can't pivot towards moderate positions is because he really is a yuge racist
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stephen King won't let editors or a 140-character limit stop him from expressing his feelings about Donald Trump. Dad-a-chuck, did-a-chum
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that they truly are a sport, a video gaming league has kicked out 3 teams for infractions ranging from cheating through player trades to mismanaging player contracts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can the Heat get back on track or will the Raptors continue to ride Kyle Lowry to victory? And in the late game, will the Trail Blazers force the Warriors to activate a less-than-100% Curry? Find out tonight: first game at 8pm ET, both on TNT
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(The Local)
 
 
 
In celebration of Europe Day, here's what Europeans think of each other: Miserable, Racist, Weak, Crazy, Good at Water Polo
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Are you too racist to be on a jury? Take this test and find out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just that practically no one qualified wants to be Trump's running mate, the real problem is no one qualified wants to even work in his administration, should he win
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am the _______ of Fark. Fill in the blank with a Star Wars character. Or for women, put one of them Sex in the City chicks since you can't all be Leia or Mon Mothma
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
An interview with the actor who portrayed the latest character to be killed off on Game of Thrones [WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS]
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CSPAN caller goes on bizarre tirade about the vast lesbian conspiracy that's trying to rule the world, and the host and guest break down into laughter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mister Softee truck jingle composer Les Waas is dead at 94. In a wasteland of repetitive covers of public domain songs, his original composition served as cool soundtrack for generations of ice cream fans
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Behold the BEST article on Vin Scully - tracing his 80-year love affair with baseball, starting as an 8-year-old kid from the Bronx, to a national icon in Los Angeles. If you love baseball, it's a must read
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists" to the private Van Tan Club. You don't say. Of course there are pics, which are (thankfully) safe for work
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australia braces for grueling 8-week election campaign. American Farkers laugh, go back to week 170 of Benghaziemailtrumpgate
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy has vibrated his way into Matt Kenseth's head and taken up residence as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Kansas Speedway for the first absurdly named race of the year, the GoBowling.com 400, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Crazy new conspiracy theory claims Beyoncé has been cloned. Get out your tin foil hat to go with that lemonade
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Fri May 06, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'A Bigger Splash' has Tilda Swinton in Dior, Ralph Fiennes running around full-frontal, the Stones on the soundtrack and... wait. You still haven't bought a ticket?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I Have Failed You, My Prince Of Shadows. I Return To Hell In Disgrace"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR announces changes to All-Star Race. Looks like Brian France has been into the white powder again
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The real reason Cruz and Kasich dropped out? It wasn't because they were losing so bad that they had abandoned all hope. It's a super secret conspiracy that they were gonna resurrect the party after the epic Trumpster fire that will be 2016
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter responds to Chloe Grace Moretz's criticism of Kim Kardashian and subby has suddenly completely run out of farks to give. (shakes empty can) Won't someone please help?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz loses, Glenn Beck weeps and declares the GOP is full of unelectable racists
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Thu May 05, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Barry Diller, the man who greenlit The Simpsons, cancels all future episodes of Trump: 1600. "He's an evil character"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP donors look at Donald Trump, then look past him to the house and senate races
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain cites Yelp reviews as example of how millennials sift through mountains of web data to find good stuff and make decisions. "You can just scan through that and say, 'Crackpot, crackpot, masturbator, crackpot, oh that's interesting'"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain: "If Donald Trump is at the top of the ticket, here in Arizona, with over 30 percent of the vote being the Hispanic vote, no doubt that this may be the race of my life"
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pirates-Marlins series in Puerto Rico likely cancelled due to fear about Zika. "The odds for them to contract Zika are less than them hitting 20 home runs in a game"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Bernie staying in the race will only do one thing, and that is to help Clinton in the long run
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's deportation plan and giant Great Racist Wall of Mexico will hurt the US economy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ally of Jeremy Corbyn, the racist insane head of Britain's Labour party and the country's answer to Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, gets suspended for her ant-Semitic views. Views which Corbyn himself holds and values
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow takes the temperature of the nation, braces us for just how insane the notion of a Trump presidential candidacy is
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Foster Poultry Farms recalls chicken nuggets that may contain plastic and rubber. Company now braces for lawsuit from McDonald's for stealing their recipe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Army captain is suing Barack Obama because....a) he is not paid enough....b) he was not awarded a medal when he should get one....or c) there is a lack of ISIS war authorization
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
King of Righteousness has been arrested for selling crack. Also, he was accompanied by a trout
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Early footage leaked from Star Wars Episode IX: Drunk Old Men Arguing About Tractors
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Half of teens admit to being addicted to their phones. The other half were too distracted by their phones to answer the question
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone, Jack T. Chick has a new tract out called "Soul Survivor." For 17 cents each, you can order 25 or more, and leave them where sinners can find them, so they can avoid hellfire for all eternity. Or just read this and laugh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently life as a presidential could-have-been has given both Elizabeth Warren and Paul Ryan more power outside the race
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martian track marks may be caused by boiling water. Mars, "Yeah, that's the ticket. My track marks are from water, not my scurrilous drug use"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're on Social Security, Barack Obama *IS* coming for your guns
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Toxic Blob' in Lake Erie Cleveland braces for yet another in mid-August
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
$1.4 million Plymouth Barracuda stolen. In other news, a Plymouth Barracuda can be worth $1.4 million
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Being named after a Thundercats character isn't normal. But on meth it is
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that Tibetan Marvel character that teaches Dr. Strange how to become Dr. Strange? Well, this movie has to do well in China so... yeah ... about that
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens in the beginning of a bicycle race when the pace motorcycle suddenly stalls?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fearing Netflix steamroller, Hulu may soon offer full cable and broadcast channel streaming to consumers for $40/mo, positioned as attractive alternative to their ad-riddled reruns of broadcast TV shows
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hogan suing Gawker again, claiming that a site bold enough to publish a minute or so of his sex tape wasn't bold enough to reveal him a racist and had the National Enquirer do it
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Greenpeace leak exposes the TransAtlantic Trade and Investment Partnership for just what it is: A danger to democracy as we know it....Thanks, Obama
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The music industry just logged the largest growth year of the 21st century, which is strange because I was told that they were on the verge of being killed by piracy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do horses know they're racing? Obviously the answer is no, but here's an article trying to convince you otherwise
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Lesser miracles. Link goes to example
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Deputy Police Chief: I apologize if my racist, sexist emails and demands for profiling offended anyone. But, in fairness to me, they weren't supposed to be seen by the public
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"I only tell the truth. That's why people vote for me. That whole woman card thing was my idea; I'm my own strategist," says Donald Trump without a trace of irony, humility, or sense of awareness
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Leicester secure the title? Can West Ham pull ahead of Man Utd in the Europa League qualifier race? Will Palace find safety and leave the relegation race to Norwich, Sunderland, and Newcastle? This is the EPL weekend thread
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
By having a Democracy, we're creating a tyranny, or something. Look, we need to explain the Trump phenomenon somehow so this is what we're running with. Tyranny. A genuine Dick-tatorship
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teen who recently made it as a firefighter continues overachieving by setting 18 arson fires in 2 weeks
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Sun May 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes on Meet the Press and blames his staggering, humiliating loss on "a vast media conspiracy." Chuck Todd reminds him that it's actually because Republican voters are rejecting him
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Here's an up close look at SpaceX's SuperDraco thrusters: "Each thruster has a 20-cm exit nozzle with an exhaust velocity of 2,300 meters per second. The hypergolic propellant allows the Dragon 2 to accelerate from zero to 100 mph in 1.2 seconds"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most compelling Formula 1 conspiracy theory involves Lewis Hamilton and his failing power control units
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is still Buschless, though there's not going to be much real racing between all the big ones at Talladega Superspeedway's Sparks Energy 300, 3 PM on Fox
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan is still a thing, and Amazon is making a series based on the character and his exploits. And they've gotten John Krasinski to portray Ryan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: "I have a lot of experience dealing with men who sometimes get off the reservation in the way they behave and how they speak." Subby: "Any idea just how racist 'off the reservation' sounds to Natives?"
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When confronted about your phony chiropractic and health supplement services being practiced out of a hotel room, shouting "cancel cancel cancel" won't magically turn off the camera or dissuade the reporter
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Recent bills proposed and passed in a number of state legislatures ban companies from bidding on public contracts if they support boycotts of any U.S. ally. You'll never guess who did this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg turns to robots to deliver its news. Audience braces for the return of Ted Koppel
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Rothschild conspiracy, explained in a single four-minute video. Warning: Do not watch unless you're strong enough to handle the truth
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently the soccer corner flag makes a great javelin as a response to a fan who throws a firecracker at you
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If Donald Trump weren't white he wouldn't be getting this kind of support." Well, if he weren't white he wouldn't be catering to the racist, bigoted asshole demographic so it's hard to say
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of K-Tel, a company that brought you the Miracle Brush, the Dial-o-Matic, the Mini Pop Kids, and a bazillion compilation albums has died. But wait, there's more...actually no, there is no more. Goodnight sales guy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Animated GIFs track the career of famous actors and the iconic roles they've played in different movies
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Thu April 28, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What the Hell is in Sarah's cheek? Hello, Mrs. Hendrix and I thought Rachel was dead. All this and more on tonight's episode of BBC America's 'Orphan Black' at 10 PM EDT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Oracle of Omaha is not just richer than you, he's funnier too
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Metal legends BABYMETAL team up with Nintendo, become newest 8-biatcharacter in Super Mario Maker jumping through fiery landscape while collecting coins
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Empty roof racks on cars wasted 100 million gallons of gas last year
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are the 20 strongest militaries in the world, ranked for your bracket
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling gives a piece of his mind about ESPN, saying they employ some of the biggest racists in sports commenting
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Drone races are so yesterday. Brain-controlled drone races are now the future
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Wed April 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man tries to feed raccoon, learns valuable lesson about wildlife
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans unite in common cause, telling SCOTUS it's perfectly all right to accept Rolexes and borrow Ferraris from donors, and that $175K from a contractor who has business pending with you is just "ordinary politics"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After offending people by casting a white British woman as a male Tibetan character, Marvel couldn't possibly make a bad situation worse, could they? Challenge accepted
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB world is finally rewarded with the race to end all races: Bartolo Colon vs. Billy Hamilton
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why Bernie Sanders will, should and must stay in the race
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New iPhone 7 won't have "many attractive selling points." Other than making people feel much cooler than those still using an iPhone 6
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Joe & Anthony Russo say that if you think Captain America: Civil War has a lot of characters in it, wait til you see Avengers: Infinity War
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
New apartments in China are not all they are cracked up to be
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Character references for disgraced former Congressman and alleged child molester Dennis Hastert (R)...written by politicians: "We all have our flaws but Dennis Hastert has very few." Well one really big one anyhow
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray denies having good hair
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German town installs ground traffic lights for people looking at their smartphones. Human interaction officially falls to zero
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' is CIA plot to start civil war, claims noted conspiracy theorist and complete nutjob Alex Jones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If Hollywood was going to make a movie about your life after you died, what songs would absolutely need to be on the soundtrack?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
After fashion designer Rachel Roy basically outs herself as the woman Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with, Beyonce fans go on a righteous attack against... Rachael Ray
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
According to police, stolen police-issue firearms difficult to track
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cracker Jack replaces its traditional toy prize with a digital code for baseball themed mobile games. Sadly, the new prize now has a higher nutritional content than anything else in the box
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan/GHWB Official: "Trump is a symptom of a disease of rampant stupidity, pandering to morons and bigots and racists and all the sort of stuff that defines today's Republican coalition"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead producer discusses why the characters are such goddamned morons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Webb, who has long touted the values of the Confederacy, writes a bizarre white knight love letter about Andrew Jackson, claiming supporters of Harriet Tubman have a "dismissive characterization" of the former slaveholder
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Sun April 24, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Scotland's Muslim population is integrating better, and less attracted to ISIS, than in other European countries, thanks to local political culture embracing similar ideals about men in skirts killing each other over matters of clan
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After a caution-free race at Long Beach, the clownshoes quotient for Indycar this year is very low. Will we see some action here this week at Barber? It's the Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama (3pm ET, NBCSN)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night short track racing under the lights as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Richmond International Raceway for... wait, what? It's a daytime race? In Richmond? Hmm... Well, either way, the Toyota Owners 400 starts at 1pm ET on Fox
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Sat April 23, 2016
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Forget all those water conservation tips you've heard over the years: Seattle mayor says it's "normal practice" to run your tap for two minutes before using it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can someone please tell me exactly what are the criteria for being in "the 1%"? I'm looking for numbers and facts, not abstract concepts
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Well, it's a river, what's the worst that could happen if we put a lighter to i- JESUS FRACKING CHRIST
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Much like pornography since the late 1990s, the NASCAR Xfinity Series is totally Buschless for a change. So sit back and enjoy the ToyotaCare 250 from Richmond International Raceway at 12:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, assuming it doesn't rain
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Carolina Panthers player, Josh Norman signs contract with the Washington Redacteds for an incredible 75 Million dollar deal making him the highest paid cornerback in league history
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Fri April 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Prince autopsy may take weeks, as they have to check everything from arcane symbology to whether there are traces of peanut butter and bananas. Prince kilofecta complete
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The World's most overrated tourist attractions include Fisherman's Wharf, Plymouth Rock, and anything with the word "Disney" in it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers, the right wing terrorist group whose racist, hate-fueled antics are coveted by Cruz and Trump, promise that if Hillary Clinton is president, there will be a "civil war"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual tractor
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Doug 'Nostalgia Critic' Walker defends and discusses the practice of Fair Use and why YouTube sometimes seems to be run by drunken lemurs
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Brace yourself Kmart shoppers. Because this summer it's going to be a lot more difficult to be Kmart shoppers
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New medication tracking system called the Pill Drill remembers when people are supposed to take their pills. Which will mostly be for the depression prescriptions they'll need once they realize they've paid $199 for an alarm clock
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why is everyone all worked up about Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill? Heck, she's not even the first African-American to get that honor--the Confederacy was proudly featuring slaves on its money way back in the 1860s
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According the NYT "Bernie Sanders Has Trickier, Narrower Road in Democratic Race". Clearly the NYT has never been to Vermont because that's what all the roads in Vermont are like and how Bernie likes them. So? Your move Bernardos
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different - Amazing Grace on a cabbage
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Forensic hair analysis found to be on par with phrenology when it comes to scientific accuracy: "Since 1989, 74 people have been sentenced to hard time for serious crimes as a result of hair analysis, only to later be exonerated by DNA analysis"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Carolina sheriff says minorities are the real racists, and the NAACP is just as bad as the KKK because he works with a black guy who "doesn't buy into that mess"
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Newly published research finds women view men as more attractive potential long-term mates if they are good storytellers. In related news, women don't view limericks as storytelling
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Sorry Sanders supporters, but if you've lost Daily Kos, you've pretty much lost it all. Take a deep breath, congratulate the man for a good race, and then just let it go
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Wed April 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Now you can watch the Titanic sink in real time thanks to the miracles of computer animation. In other news, dead horse gets yet another whack
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Think payday lenders' practices couldn't get any sketchier? They're now triggering multiple overdrafts on your bank account if you don't pay them back
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Elderly black man on the train quietly endures 15 minutes of abuse from a drunken racist before opening up the biggest can of whoopass in Chicago
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Universal Studios Japan decides its Back to the Future theme park attraction (last one remaining in the world) has no future, will shut it down on May 31 and auction off all the DeLoreans and props
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Mike Judge is considering going on an Idiocracy Anniversary Tour, which would be perfect given Trump's candidacy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's show is in dire straits, but the industrial disease he created with his dangerous, racist communiques that let him build an empire after receiving money for nothing will live on, in no danger of a great skateaway
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Executive says the era of bad US remakes of British shows like Top Gear US, ABC's Life on Mars, Gracepoint, and NBC's Coupling or Red Dwarf is over
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Four ugly-ass meerkat babies start exploring zoo, negotiating reality show contracts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're sitting here talking about practice, man. Practice
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Netflix time travel series, created by SG1 series creator and starring Eric McCormack. Characters travel through time by sending their consciousness' into people. Not at all like Quantum Leap. (Just hire Scott Bakula and get it over with)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a success rate of 1%, the 100-mile Barkley Marathons in eastern Tennessee is considered the world's hardest race. "You don't come here to be victorious, you come here to be humiliated"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well now that our illustrious New York presidential candidates have both voted it's off to races for some good old donkey/elephant poo flinging
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
When your ankle bracelet goes off at a White House event, that is being a criminal Like a Boss
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Burglars don't take anything, but cause $175K in damages to a home in a neighborhood where the average Zillow estimate is about $325K. So why call them "burglars" instead of "roofing contractors?"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jerusalem bus blast wounds 16, mayor blames bomb, You just know there was a character limit for this headline
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of yelling racial slurs at a Cuban guy and running him over with his truck. Oh, and the mugshot completes a trifecta here
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, John, what's up with the wallpaper in the ladies shower? Doesn't seem practical
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(Some Horticulturist Lusts)
 
 
 
Take interactive tour of Jheronimus Bosch's painting, Garden of Earthly Delights. Psychedelics optional, but recommended
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Every Dazed and Confused character ranked by coolness. Discuss
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Your day full of racing continues later in the afternoon with a Helio pole, clownshoes, and of course the infamous Pope. It's the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach (4:30pm ET on NBCSN)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Steam game Rust is randomly and permanently changing some gamers' characters into females, and people are taking it about as well as you'd expect
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Rosberg on the pole and Hamilton at the rear. Can Haas score points for the third race in a row? Can Ferrari or Red Bull stop Mercedes? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of China discussion thread at 2am ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 16, 2016
(IMSA)
 
 
 
The streets of Long Beach are alive with noise as the sports cars take to the track. This is your Bubba Burger Sports Car Grand Prix of Long Beach discussion thread at 7pm EDT on Fox Sports 2 unless preempted by womens rhythmic gymnastics
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender dentist wants to work at Family Dentistry practice. And why not, since Missouri was kind enough to renew his license while he was in prison
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If you have a couple hours to waste, you can watch Kyle Busch dominating yet another NASCAR Busch Series race this weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway's Kyle Busch Glider Kits 300, 12:30 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know you love Taco Bell when your senior photo is a picture of you lying next to a Doritos Locos tacos on some train tracks while surrounded by hot sauce packets. "I go there, like, every week"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In her off time, "Lily" of AT&T commercial fame documents plight of Syrian refugees, directs commercials for Cracker Barrel Mac and Cheese, stars in Farkers' personal fantasies
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Mass grave discovered may hold remains of those who died during the Cylon Conspiracy. I knew we shouldn't have trusted Anders to fly those ships into the sun
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ready to "shoot your load of 'secret sauce' over the cracker"? Look no further than these Japanese ads for "lickable mushrooms" and "sopping wet senbei"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty thinks the time is right for a Dick Tracy sequel
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Race car vs Race Motorcycle vs F1 car. Any bets on which one nearly laps the other two in a victory for ages?
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book is a thrilling, frightening series of chases, battles and characters facing the ultimate demise at every turn. Then, they sing The Bare Necessities
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite candidate in the race for President of the United States of America
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Napalm Girl' was haunted by the image of herself and the Vietnam War for years, but now embraces it
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Thu April 14, 2016
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Motor Trend's Department of Design via Rectal Extraction publishes article entitled "Apple Car Exclusive" (pics of "Apple Car" included)
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(New York Daily News)
 
Audio
 
The audio of the racist rant that Hulk Hogan sued Gawker to keep hidden has finally been released
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White KY city councilman gets upset when colleague asks for travel reimbursement for attending a Kentucky Black Caucus event, claiming the group is racist for excluding white members and noting "even President-elect Ben Carson says so"
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Babies sell out for crackers, stickers and science
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Feds to shoe company, "Stop criticizing the Trans Pacific Partnership trade deal and we'll give you a sweet government contract". Shoe company, "OK... so where is it?" Feds, "We are altering the deal. Pray we don't alter if further"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oppose gun control? You racist
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Coming soon to The Ocho, drone racing
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline : Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're writing a novel, a short story or poetry, we welcome you with strong embraces, a love of all things readable and terrible puns. We're very punny people. Come, bring your notes and your ideas. THIS is Fark's Writer's Thread
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan discusses Negan, the character we saw for about two minutes on the season six finale of The Walking Dead
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Democracy: Syria's business
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan shows off her rock. Surprisingly not a crack rock
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cracked.com acquired for $39 million by Scripps. Purchase price could easily be paid in a lump sum, but instead will be split into two parts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian discovers that most internet trolls are sexist and racist. Guardian next plans to research the wetness of water
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(Paddy Power)
 
 
 
In case you thought the U.S. Presidential race had any room to get less dignified, the Irish are now pubicly taking bets on Donald Trump's penis size
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dave UpTheGrove is entering Seattle election race as an environmentalist. Meanwhile, Bill DownTheHatch still can't get off the couch to register on the Fark Ticket
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking wows Weibo, attracts million Chinese followers in 6 hours after first post. "The most popular comment called on users to maintain decorum in responding to Mr. Hawking, warning against crude language that would damage China's image"
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Driver going 171 MPH by Lake Superior faces possible auto ban. In related news, police prefer to not keep track of the high score
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How bad is the presidential race right now? It's got Kevin Spacey thinking that 'House of Cards' is too tame in comparison
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general cracking down on stock scams... What's that? Oh. Make that: Texas attorney general charged in stock scam
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mayor of New York makes racist comment on stage but it's cool because his wife is black and Hillary was there
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Headline: Frog cruelty investigation reveals they were only having sex at a tourist attraction
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs will pay $5.06 billion to settle federal charges of deceptive mortgage practices in the years leading up to the 2008 financial meltdown
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about the NHL playoffs *before* you fill in your bracket
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why a rural farm in Potwin, Kansas, owned by an 82-year-old woman, attracts so much attention from FBI agents, federal marshals, IRS collectors and others
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop these racers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Republicans reach around to embrace the gay community, the worst blind-dating matchup of all time, and an opportunity to buy an artisanal, hand-crafted, eco-friendly, cruelty free bridge: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/3 - 4/9
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby would call this French professional cycling race held over cobblestone roads "Ow, My Balls - The Race," but that wouldn't do justice to the amount of pain involved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants sign Brandon Belt to a five year $73 million contract. Which should now be enough money to put a down payment on a two bedroom fixer upper townhouse in Pacific Heights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saudi soccer referees crack down on stupid soccer haircuts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls in New Zealand told to wear longer skirts to 'stop distracting male staff'
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Colorado GOP doesn't bother with that democracy thing. You'll get Cruz, and you'll like it
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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Sun April 10, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
With the table set for the playoffs, there are just two games left in the regular seasonand both can change the seating plan. Flyers visit the Islanders @7:00ET & the Ducks are in DC @7:30ET. Drunken bracket filling out begins about 10:00
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Laura Bush throws support behind the best Republican left in the race for the White House
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently satisfied with losing in the first round of the playoffs, the Cincinnati Bengals have extended Marvin Lewis's contract to be their head coach for a while longer
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
It's time for a real hardline conservative to get in the race. A no-nonsense, take no prisoners Marine Core Soldier who will best represent America, and the billionaire donors who'll bankroll his third party run for President
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's time for the boring cookie cutter race in the middle of a bunch of good short track races when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is at Texas Motor Speedway for the Dick Commando 500, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Showrunner talks about main character's shocking death in season finale. No, not that show, that show. Wait, that show was still on?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As the GOP race marches on, here are five ways it can go
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Begun the underseas robot wars have: US Navy launches self-piloting 'Sea Hunter' ship with NO crew designed to track down enemy submarines
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toyota built a wooden car, complete with a 'century meter' to track years of ownership, and it's awesome
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York City cracks down on titty me Elmo
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Tennessee Rep Jeremy Durham's behavior "may pose a continuing risk to unsuspecting women who are employed by or interact with the Legislature". House Speaker Beth Harwell seen googling "slatted office chair"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Doc, does this look infected to you?" is apparently a legally ambiguous area in which to practice medicine
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana Republicans reach around to embrace their gay community
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Appeals Court de-certifies class action lawsuit on whether Uber drivers are employees of Uber and entitled to benefits, or are just independent contractors
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's little evidence that living alone is responsible for making us lonely. Research shows it's the quality, not the quantity of social interactions that predicts loneliness. What matters is not whether we live alone, but whether we feel alone"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Star Wars 8 may resurrect a beloved character. Please let it be Jar-Jar ... DAMN
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
On the eve of his induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame, Allen Iverson is talking about his "practice" rant. Not a game, not a game, he's talking about his "practice" rant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Check out the most dangerous race in all of sports: The Palestine Marathon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Perp denies owning crack pipe hidden in her vagina, says she was just storing it for a friend
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baseball stadiums race to make the most outrageous hot dog (w/ pics). Today's main bout features Sports tab vs. Business tab, the undercard is Obvious tag vs. Sick tag. There will be no true winners
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. might be a great race car driver, but did you know what else he's great at? Making the world's most horrific-looking sandwich
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breanna Stewart goes four for four for final four MVPs as UCONN routs Syracuse in the women's final
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time to check everyone's NCAA bracket picks and see who came the closest to getting it ALL correct. Here's a teen who came VERY close
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you eat Chinese, Mexican or Italian food? You're a worse racist than a Klansman in blackface waving a Confederate flag
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a lesbian and I'm attracted to a female coworker who might be straight. Any advice on how I can ask her out and get her to switch teams? I really think it would be a great thing for both of us"
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Gov. Sam Brownback declares April Financial Literacy Month in Kansas. This is why Jon Stewart quit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
National Poo Museum to open. Some exhibits said to include the politics tab, Chinese Democracy, and the dump subby took last weekend
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study looks at why societies practiced ritual human sacrifice, but more relevently for our interests, how: "The inventive ways include being crushed under a newly built canoe, or being rolled off the roof of a house and then decapitated"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There will be a contested Republican convention in Cleveland after Cruz trounces Trump in the North Dakota delegate race. Book it, done
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Sun April 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that time Qantas raced a Boeing aircraft against a Tesla Model S to see how the two awesome pieces of technology would duke it out? Yeah, fast flighty times
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Oregon State pull off the biggest upset in basketball or will UCONN coast to another final? Will Syracuse hold off the other Huskies or can UW continue punching above their weight? It's the NCAA Women's Final four starting at 6:00PM EDT on ESPN
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you left a backhoe on some train tracks near Philadelphia, some people would really like to speak with you
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Sat April 02, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Will the Oklahoma score Sooner than Villanova? Or will the 'Cats go Wild? Will the Orange of Syracuse or the blue and white of the Tar Heels advance to the big dance? This is your Fark NCAA Final Four live discussion thread. Starts 6 pm EDT TNT/TBS
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series is back for its only race in a two month span when Norm and the kids hit the legendary short track at Martinsville for the Alpha Energy Solutions 250, 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sorry Mitch McConnell but your SCOTUS nominee blockade is showing more cracks as two more reasonable Republican Senators jump your sinking ship and climb on board the USS Obama
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
EPA shuts down fracking study so EPA employee quits, files FOIAs, and finishes the study on his own
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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