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193 headlines found matching 'R MA'
Tue November 25, 2014
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(Short List)
 
 
 
It's a-me A physicist with a sarcastic report on Super Mario Sunshine
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(5)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
What is the most British car ever made? Points subtracted if it can drive a mile without dropping something important onto the road, like a drive shaft or radiator
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police dog looking for man who stabbed his paw with screwdriver
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Fri November 21, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
Ever play Three-card Monte with someone on the street? Ever make a climate deal with the Chinese government? Same thing... sucker
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The anti-gay National Organization for Marriage is more than $2.5 million in debt, as donations dropped more than 50% between 2012 and 2013. Fabulous
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever tried the circle experiment with your cat? "Cat owners have found that a circle made of string or masking tape (or even bananas in one example) will make a cat feel compelled to sit inside and refuse to leave"
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Daleks invade Microsoft Campus. Or maybe they're Daleks disguised as security bots
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virus responsible for mass-stellacide. STELLA
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are your Week 12 NFL Power Rankings. Yeah, that's it, that's all you get. You stopped reading when you saw Power, or maybe Rankings, so I could say anything here. Testicle boob
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Flying saucer uses sinister 'mind control' ray on Manchester man. Yeah, sounds legit
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This may come as a big ass shock, but not a single champagne company wanted to be associated with Kim Kardashian's recent Paper magazine photo shoot (Not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Twenty-two things you never knew about the greatest film John Hughes ever made, The Breakfast Club
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(43)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Black Panther isn't just another Marvel Comics superhero or any regular old black superhero--he is, quite simply put, the Most Important Character Ever
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(74)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Week 11 is a make-or-break week for many fantasy leagues, as the bubble teams battle to position themselves for the playoffs. Is your team on the bubble? Do you need some help? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ are here for you
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
No, I wasn't *just* hanging out at bars all the time. I was blowing the lid on the biggest beer marketing scandal of the century
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(59)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
50-year-old Homer man attacked by shark in Hawaii. Mmm... shark in Hawaii
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(9)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's big bootie?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
WeHoe Fark Party ~ Friday, November 14, 8pm PT, Hamburger Mary's
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you need to call emergency services because your wife won't give up the remote, you better just hand over your man-card while you're at it, dude
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Tue November 11, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama administration announces huge new climate change agreement with China, the result of months of secret negotiations. The landmark agreement could be the most important environmental agreement ever made
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(629)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Guy plays Super Mario 64 without pushing the Jump button (w/ copies of his detailed handwritten notes and Excel spreadsheets making this possible)
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(69)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Car swallowed by enormous sinkhole near Tampa. Or maybe Tampa IS the sinkhole. Anyway, here's some video
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Sat November 08, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Sneak preview of all the new balloons that will join the 88th annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. And yes the Pillsbury Doughboy will finally devour Manhattan unless you break out the proton guns
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A US airstrike may or may not have taken out the head of ISIS along some of its other top leaders
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(112)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russians, who may or may not have been drunk at the time, claim mysterious heart-shaped pothole is 'flaming heart of Jesus' and want to turn the 3ft wide road crater into a holy site and change the name of the street (pic)
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Fri November 07, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
We now know why the DNC has dropped support for Senator Mary Landrieu (D-umbass)
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(159)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Seventy year-old man found dead inside his Mount Dora home. Police suspect a fox known as Swiper may be responsible
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(26)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A finally comes to the Portland area after marijuana becomes legal. Coincidence?
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg to star in "Six Billion Dollar Man." They couldn't use the original title because these days six million only buys a backup infielder for the Mets
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Why the FCC should drop its new Net Neutrality plan. Read before Comcast/Time Warner make loading the site impossible
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(51)
 
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are you ready for Thanksgiving? Working your magic on your classic favorites or trying something new? Share your recipes and help your Farkers have a gluttonous good time
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(132)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP see "100-year majority," which will be followed by a thousand-year darkness falling upon the land, followed by the rise of mecha-Hitler followed by Democrats retaking control right as the Earth implodes from thermonuclear mole people
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: For the duration of our marriage, all my husband has focused on is 'writing his screenplay.' Said screenplay has never materialized, and it's become a metaphor for our marriage. Can I divorce him without remorse?"
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Wed November 05, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Your mama is so poor, her garage has a Porsche 911 Turbo S and a Lexus LFA where the Bugatti Veyron should be
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(42)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New book describes Great Escape that never made Hollywood: Allied POWs who "after repeated failures with tunnels" jumped over the Nazi fence using ladders cleverly disguised as bookshelves
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What you learn after hanging out with George RR Martin for 801 minutes. Goddammit. That's 801 minutes he could have spent FINISHING THE DAMN BOOK
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(38)
 
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Well the company you work for may not give you your job back because you quit after being harassed for posing for Playgirl
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(28)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maine court rules that the governor may not imprison people simply to help his reelection bid
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The single greatest photo ever made of a scientist at work -- that star-gazing stud, Hubble, at one with the universe in 1937
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(34)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Nine questions Japanese women must answer to learn whether their man is worth marrying. "Male cat lovers tend to be more effeminate and self-centered, and can be more affectionate towards their cats than their wives"
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(115)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
University prevents PornHub from penetrating college soccer market
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(15)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Organization for Marriage backs Democratic candidate who supports gay marriage to spite gay Republican candidate, divides by zero
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Former Senator Brown, do you know of any place in New Hampshire that isn't where you live or Manchester?" "Not really, no"
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(59)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
School bus driver arrested for masturbating while driving... with a kid in the bus
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Realizing that it's going to be difficult making ends meet on a $75 million inheritance, Melissa Rivers begins multi-million dollar malpractice lawsuit
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News explores the alcoholic habits of American Presidents. George Washington was a beer man and Warren Harding carried a fifth of whiskey to the golf course during Prohibition
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(48)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After mastering goals right out of the penalty box, the Montreal Canadiens decide to stop wasting so much time
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(25)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
Bandicoot Cucumbersnitch in final talks to play 'Dr. Strange' for Marvel
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(101)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
That "Satanist" who destroyed the 10 commandments statue in OKC? According to his mom he's actually a devout Christian with serious anger management issues. I guess the one about "graven images" really set him off
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(129)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mookie Blaylocked up in prison for 15 years for vehicular manslaughter
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hitler's personal copy of Mein Kampf could bring $100,000 at auction. No word on how much mein kampfy chair may go for
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for mail for the past three years and you haven't gotten any, it may be because it's all stashed behind this postal worker's couch
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(36)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Ford supporters in Toronto's race for mayor asked not to schedule any blackout drunks for today as municipal election day in Ontario is Monday
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Angry man taunts another man at the airport for wearing a pink shirt. Things rapidly go downhill from there
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(367)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
With daylight savings time kicking in next weekend in North America and today in Britain, here are some awesome slideable photos showing how much better major cities look in the dark
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(68)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mindy Kaling gets mistaken for 17-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai at The New Yorker Festival
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(38)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After making insensitive remarks about suicide, Alaska congressman triples down by trying to shush up a woman who lost a nephew to suicide. "You don't you tell me to shush"
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
What are your qualifications for mayor? "Well, I was arrested once for beating a drag queen with a tiki torch while dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan"
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(47)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The west coast is getting all of their mass shootings over with in one day
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(95)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Mr Magoo, do you expect the court to believe you started a doorstep argument because your guide dog took you to the wrong house? (With bonus 'I'm not crazy' T-shirt)
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(16)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
An election for mayor in Peru ended in a tie, so the race was decided by a good ol' fashioned coin toss
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(19)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A man who once tried to corner the world silver market succumbs in his golden years: Nelson Bunker Hunt, Oil Tycoon, dead at 88
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(34)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wyatt Cenac and Collin Quinn playing an office soccer match against Norm MacDonald and Stephen Colbert that ends in a brawl. No, not that weird dream you keep having, but something that actually happened at SNL back in the day
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(16)
 
(The Space Reporter)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first ice giant outside our solar system, perfect for marooning pesky first officers
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(26)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China steps up to the plate in the right to bear arms. Or at least arm bears. Or maybe just give bears arms. Either way, don't stick your arm in the bear cage
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(25)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Damon Albarn promises new music from Gorillaz and The Good, The Bad, and The Queen but still remains mum on new Blur material. BOO HOO
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(18)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who kissed a child inside a Target. "You would expect this type of behavior in a Walmart or a K-Mart, not a Target"
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(66)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Tim Hauser, vocalist for Manhattan Transfer, has taken his last subway ride
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(12)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Geek gamers devastated to find out their geek idols despise them for their macho video game culture, feel "betrayed"
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(675)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just three weeks after her marriage to George Clooney, Amal Alamuddin named as the most influential woman in London
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(18)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert admits his jealousy of Sean Hannity: "I know I can never match his ability to get his head up his own ass"
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(81)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
There's a simple formula for making a television show that will be fondly remembered for years after it goes off the air: Dress the cast in colorful costumes, have an unforgetable opening credit sequence, and add a robot
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(89)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Remember when cereal boxes actually came with cool toys and offers? Here's a look back at what might be the greatest mail-away cereal item of all time: The Monster Cereals Monster Mansion
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(121)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mugshots you have to see again, and probably have many times already. Bonus: Fark's favorite paint huffer makes a special guest appearance
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator Mark Pryor CLEARLY had the stupidest comment of the night at the Arkansas Senate debate when he said "the middle class includes people making $200,000 year"
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(295)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Female First)
 
 
 
Top hints for making money for Christmas that don't involve putting your own or anyone else's ass out to work the streets
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(3)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Best brother ever shares his $1 million lottery winnings with his brother after making a promise to share any winnings when they were kids. "Sure, I could have headed for Costa Rica, but I kept my promise"
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not content with digging up just Richard III, British archaeologists turn their sights on Harold II, who may or may not have been killed at Hastings
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(50)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will Jake Peavy and the Giants continue their even-numbered-year magic? Can Lance Lynn and the Cardinals get the split at home in a must-win game? It's your NLCS Game 2 discussion thread. Coverage starts at 8PM Eastern on FS1
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(148)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If the Doctor thought dealing with mummies squishing people between their manboobs was bad in Pyramids of Mars, he's going to hate dealing with the Mummy on the Orient Express on tonight's Doctor Who at 9 PM on BBC America
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(85)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jets offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg has a simple prescription for how to fix the team's offensive woes: "We've got to block better, we've got to run better, we've got to pass the ball better and we've got to catch the ball better"
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(54)
 
(Amnesty International)
 
 
 
Amnesty International: "Meet Citizen Four, and see why we should fear mass government surveillance"
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(62)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
After another major derailment, Canadian train companies are on board with new rules to address extreme fatigue in engineers and by "on board" we mean "strongly oppose"
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(20)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Whittier Daily News)
 
 
 
Machete wielding man wearing Darth Vader mask taunts gas company workers
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(21)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Fincher nearly directed Star Wars Episode VII, but for some reason Disney rejected his idea of "the story of two slaves who go from owner to owner, witnessing their masters' folly, the ultimate folly of man"
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(69)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NASA observatory captures giant filament of solar material on the sun. Oh look, it's this thread again
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(7)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
GOP state senator making a six-figure salary busted for welfare fraud, because of course he was
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(57)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The monsters of our childhood have all grown up. A slideshow comparing the first D&D Monster Manual with the new 5th Edition
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(113)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Remember when Chirstianity was all about compassion and helping those less fortunate? This megachurch pastor masquerading as a homeless person to raise money and awareness does
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(87)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much a B-grade actor makes compared to an A-lister? Here's the full list of who earns what in Hollywood, from producers, to porn stars, to extras
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(55)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
When the cops have raided your massage parlor for the eighth time since 2002, there's just not going to be a happy ending
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(43)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Following in the footsteps of his father Raider's owner Mark Davis fires his coach after 4 weeks. Fark: Over the phone
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If the Large Hadron Collider made music, it would sound like this
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(13)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
If real-world fuel consumption is your major concern, then buy a diesel car. From the French: "No manufacturer can better the French for real-world fuel consumption. They really are the new world champions of fuel frugality"
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(58)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Drinking beer makes you smarter. Difficulty: requires 5,600 beers a day. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(17)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The happiest mugshot you'll see today leads police to suspect the perpetrator may have ties to Britain
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(39)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man charged with carrying a concealed weapon months after man filed a federal lawsuit over his original arrest in the matter. City attorney swears that the charges were in no way retaliation for the lawsuit. Seriously guys, they are unrelated
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(104)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Seven-foot tall teenager dressed as Slender Man kicked out of Sydney Comic-Con for generally poking and touching random people and being an annoying douche still doesn't understand why
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(72)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Most common note Canadians get from their postal carrier explaining why their mail isn't being delivered anymore? "Bear At Door" (pic)
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know there's a lot of migrating butterflies in the region if they appear as a weird storm cloud on the radar maps
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(21)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Why Blizzard might never make another MMO again
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(90)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Japanese firms tapping the lucrative female gamer market by targeting them with sex games (SFW)
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
39-year-old woman fatally runs over man in middle school parking lot, appears to have been a meth teacher
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(17)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farkette's sick mother needs help- this is her Make A Wish dream. Donate to the left, please keep mom jokes to a minimum to the right
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(48)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how many days Bill Murray's character spends on February 2nd in the movie Groundhog Day? Luckily for you these guys have figured it out. The answer may surprise you
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(35)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The CIA Monster Manual. Dick Cheney has 32 hit dice and is worth one million XPs
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(52)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft is not Funky enough for Marky Marky
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mary Landrieu proves her dedication to providing constituent services at LSU tailgate party
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(38)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Maxine Jones forced to declare bankruptcy, says that her former bandmates are responsible for her money troubles since they kicked her out. Their apology? She's never gonna get it
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(19)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Bandcamp)
 
Audio
 
Check a T-fer's tunes out, tell me what you think, instead of pressing vinyl, it's posted to a link. I'll never make the cash back, that this took to make, but this wasn't done for money, made it just for music's sake. Burma Shave
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
National leader makes statement all of us can agree with whole heartedly. Difficulty: It's the leader of Iran
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(106)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
One of the smallest galaxies ever discovered has a super massive black hole at its center (w/ helpful artist's rendering)
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(14)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
24 layers of ash and one uncomfortable riding position makes for the best-looking bike ever made
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(16)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman begins counting her massive Slinky collection in quest of new world's record, hopes to be done by Spring
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
While you were wasting your time watching the NFL or major league baseball, you missed the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom. But don't worry - we got some video for you
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(13)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Keeper mauled to death by tiger "died doing what she loved," which was being mauled to death by tigers
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(78)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Seven automotive technologies that we take for granted but that didn't exist on cars 20 years ago, back when they had manual transmissions, crank-down windows and fuel gauges that were just a best guess by the car makers
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 200th anniversary of the writing of The Star-Spangled Banner, 199th anniversary of people butchering it and taking 20 minutes to sing the last verse
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(100)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman outbid on her dream home plays some silly pranks on the new homeowners, cancels their mail and invites random men over for rough sex with the wife
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(80)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Philosophy majors have a new career path: bailing out narrow-minded computer majors
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sperm donor dies of a heart attack after making his fourth deposit in a week. He was making money hand over fist
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(109)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 4.7 million jobs available. Subby is still holding out for management
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(154)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Swedish car manufacturer Koenigsegg recalls every US car it sold in 2013. Every. Single. One
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Air Marshal assaulted on flight from Nigeria; someone stabbed him with a syringe filled with an "unknown substance." FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LET HIM LAND
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(82)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher marries holder of patent on email, which is presumably the only way they've communicated. Mazel Tov
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(42)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
FWD:FWD:FWD:RE Fran Drescher marries man who invented email
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(61)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Author Margaret Atwood is working on a project, but you won't be able to read it for 100 years
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(41)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia now has its own Birther movement, suspect their British born Prime Minister may hold dual citizenship
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(23)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Northern Brewer)
 
 
 
Get your own farking w00tstout Beer making kit available for home-brewing the best farking beer in the comfort of your own basement
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(67)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
The Koch plan to connect with the younger generation: Do you like beer? Me too. You know, we should get together and lower marginal tax rates
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(37)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Deadly pig diarrhea virus outbreak reported in Utah. Official spokesperson for Master Blaster states methane production will be unaffected
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(21)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Seven clever tips for making produce last longer as opposed to just eating it like nature intended
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(16)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a real Minnehaha moment, a South Dakota man--while in court to answer for failure to complete his anger management class--attacks his female lawyer
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(38)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"Meet the gubernatorial candidates for Massachusetts" Hmm, lawyer, lawyer, venture capitalist, venture capitalist, healthcare guru, healthcare exec, pastor, nut
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(25)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Life.com)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, WWII erupted when Germany and the USSR invaded Poland. These color photos by Hitler's personal photographer make it feel like only yesterday
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(123)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the summer comes to an end, a tower made out of mushroom bricks on display at the Museum of Modern Art will be turned into compost. Well, it was a lot of fun guys
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(23)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your airline flight number may actually be based on history, superstition, luck, or just plain old cleverness
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(11)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's your map of Boston color coded to show best scavenging opportunities on student moving day
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(31)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bombing survivor marries the nurse that brought him back to health. "She hates when I say this, but I'm actually glad I got blown up... I got her"
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to their manager, Destiny's Child might reunite if he can find a stage big enough for three singers and Beyonce's ego
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(12)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Experts say that man who knows confirmed that insiders say Apple will be launching new iWatch in two weeks or whatever maybe
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(74)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(47)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gas prices to rise on Isle of Man, affecting everyone who currently pays for man gas
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(30)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
How not to totally piss everyone else off on your flight and get your ass tackled by an air marshal
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(188)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Massholes are worst drivers in US says Allstate. And congrats to D.C. for making it all the way up to 3rd worst
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(128)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR may be directly responsible for road rage against bicyclers who won't stay in the bike lane and follow traffic laws
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(359)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How can a network that doesn't play music videos can hold an awards show dedicated to them? Will anyone die from inane performance stunts? Will Miley Cyrus ruin another marriage? Find out at 9pm ET on MTV. It's your official MTV VMA discussion thread
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(100)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
"Dear Madam, we are writing to inform you that you are dead"
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(31)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make ramen something other than sustenance for marijuana users and college students. There is no reason for there to be a "Ramen Lobster Roll"
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(116)
 
(Brew Review)
 
 
 
Attention all you hipsters with your fancy glass growlers: The experts say a metal growler is better. What is your preferred beer growler material? Discuss
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(45)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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(156)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Couple says the secret to their marital bliss is that they only see one another on weekends
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(87)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The more wedding guests you have at your ceremony, the stronger your marriage will be
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(153)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Cal State San Marcos goes on lockdown after man is seen carrying umbrella in rainstorm
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(62)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The red zone is for marching and protesting only. There is no demonstrating in the white zone
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(38)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Car makers eliminate spare tires to save weight, increase fuel mileage, and because nobody knows how to change them anymore, anyway
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(182)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott's campaign decides that an ad where he gets the endorsement of a convicted human trafficker may send the wrong message. *sigh* This never would've happened with his father, Randolph Scott. ♫Raaaandooolph Scooooott♫
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(35)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Thirteen of the most pointless action figures ever made. Come for Grandpa and Grandma Walton, stay for Roseanne Roseannadanna
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(69)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drunk driving activists say changing DUI laws to the point that you can't drive after having a single beer with supper makes for safer roads, fewer drunk driving crashes
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(214)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN John Cena rise above blood, urine and vomit? IS Brie Bella ready to fight for her man? WILL Y2J save us from Wyatt2Bray? Live from LA, it's SummerSlam, 8pm EDT on the WWE 9.99
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(1752)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
It might take them 33 years, and a few clerical errors, but the Oregon DMV always gets their man
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(31)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(The Villager)
 
 
 
Hipster kickball league evicted from NYC playgrounds on grounds that their for-profit status and sponsorship by two different liquor suppliers violated school policies "since their main goal is reportedly the partying after the games"
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(79)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
EA marketing goes full Japan for Madden NFL 15 promo video
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(44)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Today's the deadline for Market Basket workers to get back to work or be fired. So I guess this is it, they're going back to work and *checks earpiece* nope, I'm getting word that instead of working, they're roasting a lamb on a spit
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(76)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck says you're entitled to your skepticism over his being cast as Batman, though he doesn't think you're right. I mean, it isn't like he's flopped in his portrayal of any other major superheroes before
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(103)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bond villain like accent? Check. Former martial arts champion? Check. Former stunt woman? Check. Current well known female director? Check. Ok, it's time for Lexi Alexander to become the first woman to direct a Marvel movie
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(48)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Stylist)
 
 
 
"A quirky contraption from Argentina is raising the game of the world's most popular fruit. DestapaBanana stuffs bananas with your filling of choice - from nutella, caramel or marshmallow, to healthier options such as natural yogurt"
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(6)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Step 1: Paint your Maserati to look like a police cruiser. Step 2: Swap out "Protect and Serve" for "Punish and Enslave." Step 3: Profit?
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(143)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The greatest car ever made is back. Sort of
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(78)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
George RR Martin says Game of Thrones may include gay sex, but only if the plot justifies it. Actual quote: "You can't just insert things because everyone wants to see them"
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC mandates cellphone carriers to provide 911 texting capability. Mostly because teens aren't aware that cellphones can actually also be used for making phone calls
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(34)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
First entry in to this year's best corn maze (or maize maze) is here
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(29)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's stepbrother made an awesome t-shirt made up entirely of photos of her crying
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(16)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
So, how did Twins pitcher Trevor May's major league debut go? Don't ask
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(45)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, chase out the dog, clear your head and slap your mammy: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(26)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Famous F1 driver manager: If you have to ask your team to demand your teammate slow down so you can catch up and pass, you're a farking wimp
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(9)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's highest-paid sex worker makes twice as much as the prime minister, is a dude (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hate Google reading your mail? Get over it
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(99)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas teen faces life in prison for making pot brownies
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(225)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"David Plouff: The most popular man in Washington" Well hell, have you seen his competition? This is like winning a foot race against a blind, deaf, one-legged, asthmatic 90-year old man
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(8)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oil companies have a secret government research center that may or may not exist, possibly. Or something. I dunno. Drugs are bad, kids
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(7)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg rumored to be Steve Austin in the Six Million Dollar Man remake. Now all they need is a 5'10" actor to play Bigfoot
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(70)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the dust up between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber may have been precipitated when Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio essentially told Beiber to go home and get his shine box
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(53)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Presenting the collection of drunks, dopers, and derelicts that together make up this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(53)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkers' daughter made a music video. What are your thoughts/snark?
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(61)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist: Whoever made this crappy 'Lucy' movie doesn't know shiat about the brain
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(98)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Who would take Edmonton Oilers MDMA, and be perpetually waiting for it to kick in? Or Ottawa Senators meth, which costs half what it did three years ago and is one-fourth as effective? Or Maple Leafs mushrooms, an Ontario fungus growing since 1967?"
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(29)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Sims 4 expected to be most lifelike version of the game ever made and your character can sit in the bathtub crying at the end of the day just like you do in real life
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(123)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(68)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I love you more than all the world and have no hope of reward on earth or hereafter, so precious as that in your dear arms, in your thrilling lips, in your matchless breasts, signed, Warren G. Hardon
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Given the state's terrible economy, failing schools, looming budget deficits, Kansas Democrats think they have hit upon a winning message to re-take the Governor mansion this fall: "We TOLD you this was gonna happen"
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(211)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested for masturbating outside an apartment complex. Residents glad the police finally hauled this jerk off
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(47)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYC deli owner made famous on David Letterman show: "What kind of a sammich is Stephen Colbert? It's got to have lots of ham in it whatever it is"
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(28)
 

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