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241 headlines found matching 'R MA'
Mon August 29, 2016
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Another year, another Madden with some ridiculous glitches that make you wonder if EA even bothers testing the game and instead just laughs all the way to the bank
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Maine-Endwel wins the Little League World Series over South Korea 2-1 as their right fielder make a wall-crashing, homer-robbing catch. Way to keep the run off the board under any circumstances, kid
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Sun August 28, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father with a short temper catches his daughter in his car fooling around with a boy. Girl not glad after mad dad goes off like a bad launching pad
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fenway Park being upgraded to better handle international soccer matches, Liverpool FC friendlies, or possibly relocated New England Revolution which would make Boston "East Coast version of Portland"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Your mad libs headline for the day: "Man in underwear beaten at Starbucks over stolen remote complaint"
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Police searching for man wearing Captain America mask with Batman suit into a convenience store. Lesser charges may include stealing beer
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Local police come up shorts in hunt for Manbun Pants Thief
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Wed August 24, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who actually was Ray? Will Tyrell and Flipper make their triumphant return? What's in the letter Elliot gets on Tuesday? Has Angela blown it for FSociety? Was your mind blown last week? It's 'Mr. Robot', 10PM EDT on USA Network....or is it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
UFC fighter investigated for not contributing to pharmaceutical CEO's mistress and summer mansion fund
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
WWE wrestler needs 10 staples in the head after match; oddly, not Foley this time
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
For sale: 1970 Plymouth Superbird, originally owned by the EPA. Automatic swapped out for manual transmission so it could test jet emissions at 140 mph
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Sun August 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hamster takes on the first level of Super Mario Brothers ... complete with music
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In the society of conservative media, National Review is the snobs, RedState is the slobs, and Breitbart is the honey-badger bike-riding juvenile delinquents who may or may not be racist skinheads. Guess who's getting all the new visitors
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump beats Paul Ryan's "helping" record by a country mile and then some, after managing to spend a whopping 49 SECONDS unloading a truck in flood-stricken LA
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Frank Gaffney's organization Family Security Matters says that the "Muslim DNA" in an Olympic fencer makes her "prone to stab people"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mom with an autistic daughter makes a simple request on her Facebook page for help in finding a discontinued t-shirt that her daughter loves. 78 shirts later she is overwhelmed with the kindness of strangers
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow of former Captain America writer and editor Mark Gruenwald finishes using the remainder of his ashes that weren't mixed in the ink of the Squadron Supreme TPB, sprinkles "two scoops of Gru" over new Captain America statue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some poor bastard had to transcribe the Donald Trump town hall with Sean Hannity last night. Tag is for many, many things
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer may have just canceled her own show. Whoops?
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Wed August 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the father of the super soaker made splashes at NASA, the air force and the toy making industry
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Senator makes push to outlaw the most dangerous creatures in Australia: elderly people on mobility scooters
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New York state resident and fan of mushrooms creates a Super Mario Brothers-themed corn maze
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(630 WPRO)
 
 
 
Like my ol' pappy use to say, one man's inferior squirrel is another man's equivalent of Bigfoot
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford Field introduces the four-pound donut for $15. Because when you're a Lions ticket holder, you're not exactly known for making good decisions
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How did the Universe get its first supermassive black holes? Maybe it wasn't stellar mass ones merging; maybe there was a direct collapse
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Truck driver manages to tip 110 cows at the same time
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Mon August 15, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Prithee, good sir knight or maiden fair, that for a paltry sum of the King's ducats, thou too mayest own thine own castle in the suburbs of . . . Seattle?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day, courtesy of NASA, is Dr Manhattan tripping balls
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to find a way to gorge yourself silly before summer's out? Here is a list of food to try at every MLB ball park, where even cauliflower makes the list
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant found not guilty by reason of insanity for attacking crew members and air marshals. New slogan: American Airlines - you have to be crazy to fly with us
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
In latest rural craze, bored Irish teens discover the chicken game. "There is no other way to describe it than utter madness and we would appeal to young people not to engage in this activity"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Middle East is not a problem of our making, nor is it up to the West to resolve. *wipes hands on pants*
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Delta offers $200 vouchers to passengers stranded by the recent computer failure. Which will conveniently be offset by the airline's new $200 computer maintenance fee
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's what the world will look like in 2029, according to every video game ever made. Huh, looks like Trump must have won
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CBC announcer makes a tiny mistake
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News puts the focus on Rio's female athletes back where it belongs - on their makeup, and how they ought to be wearing it
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Oh, well in that case, climbing Trump Tower makes perfect sense
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Farmer shoots neighbour's dog for mauling his pigs. "I don't feel bad about it"
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Photo editing software for Mac - create photomosaics, eliminate noise, point and click to erase blemishes and photobombers. For those of us who steadfastly refuse to learn Photoshop. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon August 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New world's record for the longest whip cracked, breaking the 11 year mark by Margaret Thatcher
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
China demands apology after Aussie swimmer Mack Horton wins gold, calls Chinese competitor Sun Yang "drug cheat" to his face during post-race press conference
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
D'Angelo's former manager found d'ead
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Sat August 06, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How much would it cost to have Jennifer Lopez, or Mariah Carey at your next party? Here's the price list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miles Teller may diverge from the Divergent series
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Fri August 05, 2016
(EFF)
 
 
 
Operation Manul send cultural leanings of malware for make harm journalists in Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Very nice
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Thu August 04, 2016
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
After biting incident, police on the lookout for man in yellow hat and Furious George
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yahoo looks into the breach of 200 million user accounts. Wait... 200 million people get their mail through Yahoo?
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Continuing its goal to stamp out smut in the country, Uganda buys an $88,000 pornography-detection machine. Still no money for cancer machines
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Avocado burger buns are a new fad, but apparently you need to dislocate your jaw to eat a slider made with one (pics)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Company PR management pro-tip: If you maintain secret dossiers on journalists keep them a secret and avoid mailing them out to journalism blogs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Terrence Howard sued by his former manager for all the money he's inexplicably made from Fox's soap opera Empire
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Seniors don't use the Internet to research their health problems or manage their health care, mostly because existing tools are too intimidating. "It's like asking a teenager to play backgammon or write a snail mail letter"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty's breast cancer may have spread to her lymph nodes. Sad tag trumps Followup tag
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Those cargo shorts you love? They may be hurting your marriage. "There were so many good things about the '90s. Cargo shorts were not one of them"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The case for a bear market decline is clear - sell the house, sell the car, sell the kids
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After making billions in losses, Uber sells its Chinese business to local rival for two egg rolls and a cocktail umbrella
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager makes racist tweets, fails to scrub her account before she gets famous
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
A playable Fender Stratocaster made of cardboard. Your argument is invalid
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Fri July 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Harlem Globetrotter player makes a shot 110 feet above the rim. With a crane and bungee cords
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitch up the trailer Mabel. I'm a takin' the goats to market
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama's half-brother Malik is a royal pain in his b*lls
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you were afraid there was something bad in the water making Floridians act strange, now you don't need to worry: State environmental regulators vote 3-2 in favor of new rules to allow more toxic chemicals allowed in Florida waterways
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
We're going to be talking about Hillary's crack for many years to come
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Toronto is cool,' says 'Suicide Squad' star Margot Robbie. Also, Edmonton is 'nifty', Vancouver is 'fun', and WhaleBlubber, Newfoundland is 'exciting'
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Watch a Walmart shoplifter make a low-speed getaway in a motorized scooter
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Redline)
 
 
 
Headline:"A potential Donald Trump presidency should scare online poker enthusiasts." In related news: If 'online poker' is your main concern in case of Trump winning the election then you have some seriously messed up priorities
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Algorithm accident" caused Facebook to block links to Wikipedia/DNC email dump. According to Facebook, .... may have incorrectly determined the links to be malicious or spam. Which raises the question, what on FB isn't spammy or malicious?
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Serial-killer worshipping gamer who may or may not have wanted to visit Blizzard Entertainment with an AK-47 may or may not get five years in the can
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver makes his triumphant return after a brief vacation hiatus to slam the RNC, calling it a "mismanaged sh*tshow that substituted feelings for facts to create a terrifying false reality"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
St. Louis rookie pitcher make his MLB debut, gives up 9 runs in 1 1/3 innings, leaves the game with the rarely seen ERA of 60.75
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: International power converter for Macintosh. Now with twist action. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are summer "camps" the best way of helping disadvantaged students catch up? And "why" are there these quotes? Are "these" "educational" "camps" or maybe "re-educational" "camps"? They're in "Siberia" aren't they
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Sat July 23, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Confused by a trough, a synoptic chart, and don't know the difference between a low and high? Here's how to make sense of the weather map and finally get your head out of the clouds
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Support for making recreational marijuana legal is now 45-42%. Among Republicans. Overall, support is 55-33%
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When out for a peaceful day on the water make sure you take your boat OFF the trailer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coors beer may finally give you a buzz
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indonesia shrugs off Pokemon fatwa. Super Mario jihad, Candy Crush curse, Freecell ultimatum still in effect
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers behind controversial study that claimed a sharp rise in prostate cancer may have pulled their findings out of their...well, you know
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mind Vector mind mapping app for Mac, iOs, and Android. What is your favorite mind mapping software? (Sponsored Link)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
This guy just beat Super Mario World in 17 minutes. Blindfolded
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Better make sure the old owners left behind what we agreed on. Stove: ✓, fridge: ✓, body: ✓. Hey, wait a minute"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
That's one small step for man, one giant 3D scan for mankind
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microbe found in Kenya causes females to cannibalize their male siblings
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan and Johnny Knoxville team up to make what may be the most intense Jackass movie ever made
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix announces a second season for Making a Murderer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler auto sales probed by Justice Department after regulators become suspicious when the carmaker said that more than two people actually bought a car made by Fiat Chrysler
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Tue July 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
That's it, Maduro, rage against the paper machine
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Never Trump delegates plan to wield secret phrase during roll call tonight. No word if they're bringing the cloak of invisibility or marauder's map with them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When my father was dying, my mother withheld medicine and food from him to expedite his demise; I called her cruel and when he died, I was done with her. Should I try to make amends for her making my father's final days worse?"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The truck driving Nice killer used dating sites for male and female relationships, and had a 73 year old "principal" lover. Then there were the drugs and the alcohol. Not much of an Islam follower
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TX Lt Governor makes an ass of himself yet again
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin implements approach originally used by former opponent Drew Curtis, although not for the same reasons
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's Ray Harryhausen's concept footage for a War of the Worlds adaptation that was never made
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox News fires Newt Gingrich. Or maybe he's got a new project lined up
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
2016 strikes again, taking SNL digital short director Matt Villines, whose works include "Sad Mouse", "(Do It On My) Twin Bed" and "Uber for Jen". Fark cancer
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
By 2020, 29 percent of Japanese men are destined to never marry. Mr. Fukuyama, 42, lives with his dad who depends on him for elder care: "Prospective marriage partners see that and run.... An aged and infirm parent casts a long shadow"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, venture capitalists, police violence will not be prevented by apps that allow cops to communicate with motorists during traffic stops. It will only result in more citizens being shot for making furtive movements towards their mobile phones
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MacArthur Park is frightening in the dark. All the doctors are prescribing pills. Many patients claiming ankle sprains. I don't want to cast aspersions, of Oxycontin pill diversions, but they'll never make six million bucks again
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Steam-powered car makes a return to competitive racing. Not a repeat from 1905
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Oh sure, ONE matador loses a match to a bull in 36 years and all of a sudden the other matadors are all, "We should stop using swords, it's so cruel and gosh, turns out the bulls don't seem to like it." Except in terrified-sounding Spanish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry to break your precious Hollyweird bubble but there are only just six plots in every film, book, and TV show ever made. Yeah ....SPOILERS
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Fri July 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man discovers that with a little paint and an inexpensive addition to his car, he no longer has to worry about traffic anymore. Police are another matter entirely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Today is not the day for politics." Writer makes some points, loses others but ultimately conveys: politics suck
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You think you're buying a cool, collectible Mac SE, when you find 80s-era monochrome interactive porn in a folder marked "AOL" (Not safe for work video embedded in story)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why do people put their resumes in email signatures? Adding a phone number makes sense, but not full titles, honors and awards. Are people that insecure that they need to remind everybody of their accomplishments with every email?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Think about the worst mistake you've ever made in your life. What are the first five words you'd use when telling someone that story?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another high profile Brexit supporter makes a high profile exit. Only two more to go until my conspiracy punch card is full
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Awesome surprise video of John Cena talking about patriotism to the left. Drunken response from your many Fark uncles to the right. Happy belated 4th Y'All
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Following post-Brexit debacle, with winners "walking back" promises and resigning rather than trying to enact them, BBC wonders whether maybe next time they should try to report on facts rather than relying on USA-style "claim/counterclaim reporting"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese job interviewer / attempted robber may have successfully robbed Dollar General later that evening. The man has ambition, no doubt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why 13-year-olds can no longer marry in Virginia. In related news, 13-year-olds could marry in Virginia
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A mother is racked with mental anguish after her son is killed in a head on collision so she sues: A) the other driver; B) the car maker; C) her dead son
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(JSTOR)
 
 
 
"Roller coasters provide so many examples of basic principles that they are a staple of physics lessons. What makes it go? Why does the train stay on the tracks? (Or maybe you're happier not knowing)"
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Sun July 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
After many of the people his campaign claimed were speaking at the RNC issued denials, Trump again claims the speaking slots are "totally filled" but won't release any names except his kids, his wife, and the ever-electrifying Dr. Ben Carson
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Sat July 02, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tarzan the ass man arrested for mating call
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart gets its collective nose out of joint after Marvel Comics creates M.O.D.A.A.K. (Mental Organism Designed as America's King), complete with Donald Trump's face and a desire to make America great again by eliminating foreign filth
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Japan's top court rules that its okay to have blanket surveillance on all of the country's muslims. This may or may not explain their lack of terror attacks
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What's your major? New chart shows the true cost vs. return of your college degree. You want to re-think that Art History degree?
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Cops illegally arrest man. Man's son videotapes that arrest. Cops then beat and illegally arrest son for videotaping father's arrest. Another man videotapes that arrest and beating. Cops then seize steal his phone and edit the video. Yo dawg
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Father manages to recreate daughter's selfies with perfect duck face pouts & fake tattoos by trolling her social media pages. He drops the mic. She will never date again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie appears to be super mad now that his girlfriend prefers chicks
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The DEA continues to think long and hard about whether maybe, just maybe, marijuana should be considered a less dangerous drug than heroin
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
With all other major issues in Texas resolved, city council votes to evict library cat
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Your car may be flooded
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Developers of Japanese bullet train bow to current trends, say next model will de-emphasize raw speed in favor of lighter materials and less energy consumption
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
High Times riding high on legalization: "We have over 80 pages of advertising in our magazine. I've been told that rivals September Vogue. Why are we so blessed? Because you can't put an ad that features a vape or a grow light in other magazines"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Force Awakens' Han Solo is the grumpiest Harrison Ford dolly ever made...er, action figure. I mean action figure
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Thu June 23, 2016
(MTV)
 
 
 
Come for Macklemore challenging a floor full of office workers to a dance-off, stay for the white people trying to dance
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So just how much does an Uber driver make anyways?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
American League All-Star voting update: Mookie Betts jumps over Mark Trumbo, giving the Red Sox four starters
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Firm that owns a building housing a Baptist church whose pastor called for God to finish off the Orlando massacre victims and thanked him for Omar Mateen orders the church to go be bigoted elsewhere. Tag is for the firm taking a stand against bigotry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans may defy their masters in the NRA by introducing a bipartisan gun control bill for vote this week
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Warcraft is now the most successful video game movie ever made
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: After learning of my affair, my husband wants to end our marriage. Despite my plea to reconcile, he wants to push forth. But my work doesn't offer health insurance; I use his. Can I delay the divorce until I secure employee benefits?"
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Hannibal Burress joins the cast of "Spider Man: Homecoming," will protect NYC from Bill Cosby
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street orders Hillary not to pick Elizabeth Warren as her running mate, so you can tuck that fantasy back under your mattress
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the elderly female NRA lobbyist who made sure that Florida's gun laws allowed Omar Mateen to buy an AR-15 and execute 49 people
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Modern critics upgrade Jerry Lewis's Day the Clown Cried from "worst movie ever made" to "ahead of its time"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the summer gave us some of the most craptacular big-name movies ever made: Howard the Duck, Shanghai Surprise, Under the Cherry Moon, Maximum Overdrive and Cobra. 1986 was so bad, picking Razzies winners was a challenge
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Fri June 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey had seven procedures done on his leg last year. Seven procedures. Ah ha ha ha
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bjork's new bjoxed set will include a paper mask
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
In other news, the climate crossed a four million year mark last year and it's not good. But this is probably a hoax, right?
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO endorses Clinton. Apparently not enticed by Trump's plan to chain workers to their machines 23 hours a day
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Omar Mateen: Muslim, homophobe, democrat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orlando shooter makes an appearance in a 2012 documentary on the BP spill. Oil bet you didn't see that coming
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel's x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine and you can't audit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A look back at Yahoo's acquisitions under Marissa Meyer, and their ultimate fates. On the plus side, she did rid us of several tech companies that thought it was clever to leave vowels our of their names
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sex trade novelist among accused in pimping probe. Know your material, I guess
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting in America? Must be a day ending in -y
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Tue June 14, 2016
(NewsChannel 10)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police responding to active shooter situation at a Amarillo, TX Wal-Mart. Shooter may have hostages. UPDATE: Suspect dead, no other injuries reported
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It seems as though only the Japanese are paying attention, but as Ichiro closes in on his pursuit of 3000 hits, he has now come within 1 hit of equaling Pete Rose's career mark of 4255
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
How to apply your makeup using your favorite fast food
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Mon June 13, 2016
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
With Father's Day approaching, Baskin-Robbins has teamed up with All About Beer Magazine to suggest ice cream and beer pairings
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Disc golfer makes 850-foot hole-in-one (vid)
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(Football 365)
 
 
 
"English hooligan induction class: #6. The chair is your main choice of weapon, so you really must locate and be close to a good source of chairs at all times"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Nomar Mazara rescued a Rangers win with an unbelievable throw from the foul pole. Behold a 220' on-the-fly rope to 2nd base
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Sun June 12, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile makes a special stop to pick up the 'Hot Dog Princess'
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Boeing joins forces with THE Bruce Dickinson in touting its latest Ed Force One 747 as total badass tour jet. "This machine enables us to do a European itinerary on an intercontinental basis. So, it's our time machine. It's our magic carpet"
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Your man bun is the reason you're still single
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fiat is very, very sorry that its car manuals refer to women as 'co-pilots' and advises that they sit in the back to avoid distracting male drivers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can't even race toy cars in your apartment without The Daily Mail showing up with photographers and a colour man (wayyy too many pics)
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This season's scavenger hunt on Archer makes the Enigma code look like the Junior Jumble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lower case decision: Swedish court orders candy maker Mars to stop selling M&Ms in the country as m&ms
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R-U Stupid): If you ignore context, racism, power, and truth in general, Justice Sonia Sotomayor made the same comments as Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real estate agent named "Titi" sues Ellen Degeneres for breast joke. Claims no one has ever made similar joke about her name in 35 years of business. "Titi" must also be deaf
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Watch this guy beat the hardest Super Mario 3D World level. Playing with his feet
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher makes his major league debut and strikes out the second batter he faces ... with a 100mph disappearing fastball
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bartender, I'll have a bongwater martini
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Mon June 06, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
30 years ago, 'SpaceCamp' the movie suffered a major malfunction
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Police looking for man that threw a beer bottle at Ryan Howard, drank Bud Light Lime
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The yugest, most luxurious case of buyer's remorse ever may be setting in
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Sun June 05, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Honey, I need to sleep with other people to save our marriage. A sex therapist on the internet said so"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
How big does a hole in the sock have to be before you throw it away? Followup: Do you throw the sock's partner away so you always have an even number of socks? Or maybe just another sock of the same style with a smaller hole?
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Vasile Cepoi, Vasile Cepoi, and Vasile Cepoi are all running for mayor in a Romanian town
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Tue May 31, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burlesque dancer Maggie McMuffin, who was in no way pulling a stunt to raise public awareness of dancer Maggie McMuffin, is outraged, outraged that Jet Blue wouldn't let her board wearing shorts so short you could almost see Maggie's McMuffin
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Could Ibrahimovic pick Malmo over Manchester United? Short answer: No, Ibra and his agent just want more money
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senegal claims they're under attack by hungry, hungry hippos. Sounds like they've lost their marbles
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Sun May 29, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Your MadLibs headline of the week: [2-year-old] shot after man [pours] [juice] on [prom-bound] woman's [head]
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours (or maybe even more) of diverse music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rockies broadcaster makes a nice grab on a foul ball without leaving her seat. Her husband: "That's why I married her - great hands"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Glee star Mark Salling faces up to twenty years in prison for child porn charges
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Thu May 26, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can the Thunder maintain their dominance and close it out? Or will the Warriors finally come out to play-ay-ay? Game 5 tonight could be the end of a golden (state) dream, 9pm ET on TNT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Going to school, eating candy, applying for a job as a Premier League soccer manager. 7-year olds these days
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Nomar Mazara attacked the heavens with a massive 491-foot home run, easily topping Giancarlo Stanton's 475-foot shot for the longest of the year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
José Canseco's career may be tainted, but at least his foul balls helped create this. (Possibly Not Safe For Work)
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Wed May 25, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
East Final game 5: Has home court ever made more difference in a series? The Cavs look to keep that trend alive while the Raps look to make bank at the Quicken Loans. Subby's calling it.. Whoever wins tonight wins the series. Ya rly. 8:30PM ET
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
"Well I'm going to build my own Fallout 4 DLC based in Seattle. With a larger map, and hookers"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she doesn't deserve her reputation for being a diva. The statement came from her personal assistant through orders from her publicity agent at the direction of her manager, all under threat of being fired
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Tue May 24, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hyperloop plans to use "Vibranium" for its transportation pods, beating out other popular materials such as Adamantium, Nth metal, and Frinkonium
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(NPR)
 
 
 
WHO warns the world is ill-prepared to handle pandemics, except for Madagascar, which only has to close their ports
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly suing his ex-wife for $10 million, saying she cheated on him during their marriage, can't explain that
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TarDisk 64GB - expand your MacBook Air's hard drive. Just insert this card into the SD card slot. *Deal missing additional USB SD card reader for alternative SD card-reading needs. Otherwise pretty damn cool. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue editor appointed new editor in chief at Architectural Digest. Immediately begins working on a cover story detailing the new custom home specially built for Malibu Barbie
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Casper mattress and Parachute sheets - enter to win contest. What's your favorite mattress and / or sheets? What happened to waterbeds being an option? How about being encased in custom foam on a nightly basis?(Sponsored Link)
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As reliable as the AI turning on you in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? Are you crushing and conquering (or making friends) with aliens in Stellaris? Playing the new DOOM? Waiting for Civ VI? Tell us
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Influencer marketing" collapsing. In related news: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former MA governor Weld (R) expected to become the Libertarian VP, thereby making a Johnson/Weld ticket a nationally viable alternative to Trump/Lackey and Clinton/whoever
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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(HASTAC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weather manipulation
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
SPLC publishes membership directory of secretive "Council For National Policy" think tank. That frantic clicking you hear may be from the legion of Wikipedia edit/reversion wars just starting
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette: My former manager had one hand in my pocket
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The final day of EPL action. Leicester has the title but there is drama to be had. Three strikers are battling for the Golden Boot. Four keepers are tied for the Golden Glove (bumped for Manchester United's final day match)
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When you want to go big with your marriage proposal you go Times Square billboard BIG ...It will be epic ..yes digitally EPIC
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Venezuelan President threatens to throw beer manufacturing executives in prison over a shortage of beer. I think this is one time every red-blooded Farker can support him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Basking in the overwhelming success of their first foray in the movie business, Nintendo is considering doing it again. Are we ready for the grittier, darker reboot of Super Mario Brothers?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Unlike Madonna, apparently Jennifer Lawrence does not want to date Donald Trump. Or maybe she does. I mean, you can take "F you" in more than one way, when you think about it
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Gunbarrel, Co man who shot another man in the buttocks who confronted him about leaving pounds of peanuts in the park for squirrels as a danger to kids with nut allergies said he does it to commune with the spirits of his dead parents. We good now?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover dung beetles navigate by storing star maps in their tiny brains - which just goes to prove that even if you're stuck having to deal with shiat all day, you're still likely to pick up something useful
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Thu May 12, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's Orphan Black: Krystal is back and she's on a mission. Cosima meets her maker. Sarah and Ferdinand become best frenemies forever and we find out more about Adele. 10PM EDT on BBC America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican biatches are rolling over and taking it from their master, Trump
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(Google)
 
 
 
My mother married her second husband's father - Does anyone else have odd family?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
George RR Martin is releasing Winds of Winter one chapter at a time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian medieval re-enactor makes pointed response to the "I can fly my drone everywhere I want" crowd. (with video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
First negligence lawsuit filed against Denver marijuana edibles company and its retailer for failing to warn man that edibles might make him want to murder his wife, and improve his aim
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Should Tennessee change their mascot name?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
VR company THE VOID is bringing their expertise to The Ghostbusters movie, so you can fight ghosts right next the Ghostbusters themselves. Or, yell at them for making a terrible movie in the safest way possible
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald "Mussolini" Trump and Hillary "Nixon" Clinton are in a virtual tie in three states that never matter for the presidential election: Pennsylvania, Florida, and Ohio
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Critics are being unkind to X-Men: Apocalypse, which is just "clichés and tropes and place-holding mediocrity; Bryan Singer may have done X-Men in 2000 and his return in Days of Future Past was welcome, but he should have quit while he was ahead"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Antiques Roadshow appraiser makes excuses for valuing ugly-ass '70s Oregon high-school ceramics class project at $50,000, one order of magnitude higher than its real value
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Man goes to prison for making alcoholic beverages infused with exotic animals - When wheat and grapes just won't do, reach for a Lionbraw
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This woman thing has gotten way out of control," says Jan Brewer, who demands fewer female political candidates because it's no longer making her special
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
University of Northern Iowa grad student missed graduation because she was job hunting in Pennsylvania and her flight was delayed, so the university held a private ceremony for her. No word what she'll do with her Masters in Leisure Services
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Sat May 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sadiq Khan elected mayor of London, making London the first Western capital city with a Muslim mayor. Unless you count Istanbul, or Madrid. Or Lisbon. I'll come in again
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Fri May 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For Colton Haynes, a six foot four man from Brussels is just Business as Usual
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight of the most influential RPGs ever made. Go for the dictionary, Boo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
George RR Martin vs JRR Tolkien. It's the epic rap Battle of the RR's
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
With Mother's Day this Sunday, what better time to publish an article on how having children completely ruins the romantic side of your marriage and causes bitterness and resentment between spouses
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Jealous of Obama's weather machine, United Arab Emirates considers building artificial mountain to create rain
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Slender Man' the movie is in the works at Screen Gems so nightmares will last a lifetime
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
Nonprofit site ProPublica tries to change its reputation of being broccoli of journalism sites, adds new columns and newsletters that promise to lure more readers, such as how to do background checks on your Tinder matches
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis blasts photographers for making her jaw smaller; this is the same Rumer Willis who paid thousands of dollars to a plastic surgeon for making her jaw smaller
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Mail carrier who stops at 1,091 mailboxes on her daily route notices one woman hasn't picked up her mail, saves her life after finding she fell and can't get up
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(Fort McMurray Today)
 
 
 
Fort McMurray, the center of Alberta's Oil Sands Region, is on fire. Town under mandatory evacuation since Sunday. "It's getting worse and not getting better"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Super Mario and Sublime mashup tribute song
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
With Shane and Stephanie in a power struggle, can AJ Styles get a fair match? Did Nattie screw Nattie? Did Miz finally go away? Does Enzo even know what day it is? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm ET, USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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Though it has yet to hit any major markets, Captain America: Civil War has nevertheless hit $200.2 million internationally, easily bigger than Batman V Superman, which didn't have Ant-Man. Or good acting. Or good dialogue
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