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219 headlines found matching 'R MA'
Sat May 27, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A guy that would mock and then sucker punch a young man with cerebral palsy is not a model citizen in other matters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a nice day for most all of the country. You can go outside and play, or you can stay in and take the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz for May 14 - May 20
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
You can't have my sword, or my axe. All foam prop weapons banned at Phoenix Comicon this weekend after man gets four real guns and ammunition through security
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We know we have all the booze. Now for the pizza to go with it, so share tips for making a great homemade pie. Is the secret all in the dough? The sauce? The mounds of cheese?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
CEOs of Charter Cable and CBS are the highest paid executives in the country. Not bad for one who gave us "Two Broke Girls" and the other makes us wait three weeks to be hooked up to see it
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Tue May 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you're complaining about Jinder Mahal as WWE Champion, don't ever cry about the product being stale, unoriginal or predictable"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The first American serial killer may have felt remorse for his crimes, after all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Electronic Beats)
 
 
 
Custom guitar maker creates The Apprehension Engine, known as the worlds scariest instrument. Please everyone, keep it away form Ed Sheeran
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mountaineers confirm that the famous "Hillary Step," the last obstacle on ascending Mount Everest, has collapsed, making climbing Mount Everest practically impossible. Or maybe just making it really easy
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Sun May 21, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Artist Known As Shinsuke Nakamura remove Dolph Ziggler's head? Will Randy Orton's World Title reign be hindered by Jinder Mahal? Will The New Day be playing Rocket League? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
You can go to any time and place in history and leave a rubber chicken. Where do you leave it for maximum WTF effect?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man duct-taped to airplane seat after attempting to breach cockpit, as apparently Adam and Jamie are now working as Air Marshals
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All that nuclear testing in the Cold War may have f*cked up space, and not in the good way
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Fifty-five years ago a huge, green, rage-monster made his first appearance in Marvel comics. So here are the top ten strongest Hulk stories
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Times Square car attack caused by Reefer Madness
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steve Englehart, the man who created Mantis for Marvel, says his creation is "unrecognizable" in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Yes, she was actually a decent character for once
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Thu May 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Would you drive a car made from plants?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays' Kevin Pillar may not be so fabulous after being accuse of using a homophobic slur at the Atlanta Braves' bench
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Meet KalamSat, the world's smallest satellite, designed by an Indian teen and 3D-printed from carbon fiber material
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Marijuana is EVIL and the DEBBILS LETTUCE and we will never ever never make it legal. Bankers: I'd like a slice of that market share please. GOP: Hey maybe we were a bit hasty with this whole cannabis thing
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends consider man dying from stage 4 liver cancer an "inspiration." All the women he dated, married, lived with, borrowed money from, not so much. "He loved us all from the second he laid eyes on us"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsene Wenger accuses some Premier League clubs of checking out and rolling over for Manchester City and Liverpool, denying his Arsenal men a chance for Champions League. "The league has changed mentally. Morally, it has changed a lot"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anybody own one of those buy online mattresses like a Casper or Purple? Are they worth it or just clever marketing and hype?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
We're almost at the one quarter mark, so let's check the new MLB power rankings to see if the Pirates' ship is still sinking or if the Orioles have finally gotten their wings clipped
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides bankruptcy and statute of limitations laws no longer matter
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists do sonic survey of inner moat belonging to ancient nobleman's burial mound, in conjunction with "contour map developed by irradiating the tumulus with laser beams from a helicopter." No kaiju were disturbed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook facing charges for allowing insulting footage of the Thai king to appear on their site. You know what's insulting, your majesty? That crop top you wore to the mall
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Computer guy says Trump administration responsible for massive cyber attack because Trump is a computer-illiterate moron, which is about number ten on the list of types of moron that Trump is
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo is gonna let you Link to the Past with your Ocarina of Time, just don't be wearing your Minish Cap or Majora's Mask when you FaceTime me later
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Sun May 14, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I am done having children, why the hell should I pay for maternity care?
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
If you resort to beating your 6-year-old son for making a Mother's Day card for his grandmother instead of you, it should be obvious even to you why he chose her
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
UK hospitals report major computer issues after massive cyber attack, so I guess socialized medicine isn't all that great after all, huh?
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Olympic figure skater Michelle Kwan finally decides that her marriage is on thin ice
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Late night talk shows react to Comey's termination; "He was fired for making Trump president"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA wants to send astronauts to the moon for a whole year as part of their Mars plan
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Tue May 09, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Handheld screen use by toddlers now linked to speech delays. Parents should become concerned when their child's first words are "Super Mario Brothers"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump advisor may be insider trading due to his White House connections. Maybe we should call James Comey in to investigate? What? OK, never mind, it's Trump's America
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because this makes as much sense as anything else in the queue today. Post whatever makes you *dog head tilt*
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
In anticipation of tomorrow night's dual Game Seven showdowns there's only one game tonight - Rags/Sens Game Six. Sens can send the Rags golfing in their march towards a 10th anniversary SCF rematch. Puck drops at 7:30pmET. Oh Just Be Quiet Pierre
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
'Silver Man' arrested in Kentucky, in what is probably going to be an archrival of Florida Man somewhere down the road
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peak loneliness for men is at age 35. For many, it's that insecure time right between marriage number two and three
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
3/4 of TJX Co. (TJMaxx) employees are women, people of color make up over 1/2 the workforce, and it's considered a top employer for gay folks and people with disabilities. And all the top execs are white guys. You bet somebody has a problem with this
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China's top Trump impersonator may not look like Trump or sound like Trump but he can do stupid just like Trump
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Olympic champion Eliud Kipchoge falls 26 seconds short of world's first 2-hour marathon
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Sun May 07, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for making a Trump piñata. Which raises the question, what do you fill a Trump piñata with?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Secretive Air Force X-37B space drone may or may not have landed at Kennedy space Center Sunday morning
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 39th anniversary of the first spam e-mail. To mark the occasion, millions get special deals on Viagra, subprime mortgage loans, and a job making big money working from home
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN to sports anchor Sara Walsh: Congrats on returning from your maternity leave. Pick up your last paycheck on Friday
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When you find out your city has wooden water mains, maybe it's time to consider an infrastructure bill
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Cheese is popular for many but what are some fun ways you use it? Special selections for your mac or the perfect complement for mushrooms? Share your favorite uses.. especially if they break from the ordinary
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is broke but happy after manager who had one hand in her pocket sentenced to 6 years in prison for theft
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not sure if Russian soccer match or MMA event
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon's planning whiteboard accidentally shows up on twitter. Or maybe the chief strategist WANTED it to show up on twitter... did you think of that? No? Well that's why you're not a chief strategist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The leopard is on the prowl again. This time it's evangelicals who lament that their marriage to Trump is "going to be a bitter harvest"
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Tue May 02, 2017
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Ah, spring in Florida: the flowers bloom, the cold slips away and the native drunken Florida Men strip naked and pick up their machetes to destroy mailboxes
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
38 year old Victor Martinez, playing in his 1,757th game, does something he's never done before
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Every now and then, these things happen," zoo spokesperson Janeway says after coyote escapes, finally fulfilling subby's Road Runner/Star Trek Voyager mashup fantasies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well the White House Press briefing is over for the day, and the good news is that Spicer managed to get through it without defending Hitler, even once. The bad news? He DID praise Kim Jong Un for "managing to lead a country forward at a young age"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Only in Australia can your marriage proposal go soooooo wrong by having a venomous snake bite you moments after getting engaged
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not racist at all federal judge lets white Alabama town secede from school district even though "race was the motivating factor" for many supporters of the split
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump invites Duterte to the White House. Meth users near Mar a Lago laying low just in case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Irish government plans to hand over maternity hospital to order of nuns famous for doing laundry as God intended
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban WASP muses on bus-riding blacks being too black, and whether Martin Luther King Jr. would be ashamed of them
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NASA has developed an inflatable greenhouse for Mars astronauts so they won't have to farm in Matt Damon's shiat
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Thu April 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Traffic shut down near the British Parliament after man arrested on suspicion of "terror offenses" including the possession of weaponized cutlery
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
A jewelry store is selling a 33lb gold-plated Darth Vader mask for only $1.4 million. Pray they do not alter the deal further
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese beer makers agree to stop putting "gulping" sounds in their commercials. It's the sip of silence
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
I'll see your four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot and raise you 10 mattress stores within .6 miles of each other
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Kalisto overcome the odds and defeat Braun Strowman in a dumpster match? Will Bray Wyatt explain what a House of Horrors Match is? Will Sheamus and Cesaro cause the Hardy Boyz to get a little more cracked? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 3 starts, Pirates Ivan Nova finally issues his first walk of 2017 .... and it's to an AL pitcher making his first major league at bat
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you thought that Starbucks-on-every-corner was bad, here are four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Eat This, Not That)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday is ready to snap into some meat snacks. What's your favorite? Do you buy it or make your own? Do pork rinds even qualify? OH YEAH
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Sat April 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Marshals do not receive sufficient on-the-job training to know they shouldn't leave loaded guns in a plane's lavatory
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Fri April 21, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Former Mariner Ichiro Suzuki, 43, homers in what could be his last at bat at Safeco Field ... the same night they give away an Ichiro bobblehead
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Thu April 20, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's meet the intern who created Solitaire for Microsoft and never made a cent from it
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From herbs in the window to full-blown backyard setups, for many this is the time to plan the 2017 garden. What are you growing? Share your suggestions to keep Farkers set up with fresh produce
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hodor may run for political office in Belfast. HODOR
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In 1982, at the height of the Cold War, three filmmakers spliced together old propaganda films to create "the nuclear Reefer Madness." 35 years later, its message is still relevant
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top generals, who are quietly building a bomb proof Oval Office under Mar-a-Lago, insist that if North Korea launches a missile the U.S military will be able to shoot it down
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a freezer malfunction destroys 22,000 year-old ice cores?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Harry Potter arrested for marijuana possession, netting negative ten points for Gryffindor. Man, that seems more like a HufflePuff thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ever seen a picture of Alex Jones? He often strips naked to show an example of super male virility
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
'Exorcists' attempt to cast government demons out of the AT&T building in lower Manhattan thinking it's a NSA spy building
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The hits just keep on coming: In 2016 United Airlines killed more dogs and cats than any other major airline
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with a president that flip-flopped on four major issues in 24 hours, poor Sean Spicer is starting to sounds less like the WH press Secretary and More like Dennis Hopper's reporter character in "Apocalypse Now"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Before their upcoming games against Los Angeles Rams and L.A. Chargers, Las Vegas Raiders have finalized trade for Marshawn Lynch with Oklahoma Seahawks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump insiders swear up and down that Bannon is in no danger, so we should probably start taking bets on if he'll make it to Easter, or May even
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Attack on Titan: Live Impact" stage show cancelled after aerial supervisor makes live impact with the floor from from 30 feet high
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo yet to file retirement paperwork; may continue to play for Mavericks despite 18-point loss in first game
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Wed April 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say, here's a great idea for a game show: Let's invite women on and then male contestants can guess whether they're pregnant or just fat...or maybe guess whether their breasts are real or fake. It's perfect for that 13-year-old demographic. BRILLIANT
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette finds apology by her former manager for mismanagement not sufficient
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Kane announces his candidacy for Mayor, proceeds to tear off door to his dog cage
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Get ready for four long years of "if Democrats can just win this municipal water management seat in Tennessee, it's the beginning of the end for Trump" articles
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In baseball news, Martha Stewart uses her magical powers of evil to ruin a perfect game
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber manager admits to driver they know passengers lie about drivers a lot
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China, perhaps worried that President Trump is crazy enough to tank the global economy to achieve his agenda, will offer the Trump administration better market access for financial sector investments and U.S. beef exports to help avert a trade war
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Co-worker was talking about her Mazda and just had to say "Zoom Zoom," and now this is stuck in my head. Well, misery loves company so here you go... You're welcome
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(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
NHL Playoff bracket is set. Who's your team? Who will win each matchup? Notable injuries? It's your pre-playoff, Monday Morning NHL thread. Get your goonjuice ready, or make an adult drink...whatever
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Say you've been asked to be the Best Man or Maid of Honor at a wedding. In your opinion, what's your responsibility towards paying for the tux or dress rental?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction
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Fri April 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Job growth for March much lower than expected. After taking credit for January's good job number Trump quickly to blame Obama for the new bad numbers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chili's policy on sexually harassing underage employees: Transfer manager to new location and throw a party featuring a "F*CK EMILY" cake
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Thu April 06, 2017
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Why having lost the filibuster may not be such a big deal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, whenever he needs to be calmed down or made to feel proud of his accomplishments
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mainstream media now flooded with articles about how perhaps maybe this Trump guy is an incompetent bigot and the worst choice for President this country has ever made. Thanks. Thanks a lot guys
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Mon April 03, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This is the face of evil. Or maybe it's the face of stupid. Either way, it's the face of someone who skipped court after sending death threats to the parent of a Sandy Hook victim
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Sun April 02, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After Matthew Perry brags on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" about his Canadian childhood beatdown of Justin Trudeau, Trudeau tweets a rematch demand on April 1st. Let's see how tough Trudeau is with 'Alpha Flight' backing him up
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Fri March 31, 2017
(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
Can't wait to see what's coming in your mailbox? The USPS will show you online
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Couple decides over margaritas to drop $40,000 on the entire original Star Trek crew in wax, then it gets weirder: "We put paper bags over their heads"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency's next Mars probe will be creating a new crater/junk heap at either Oxia Planum or Mawrth Vallis
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what Josh Duggar has been up to, he's selling used cars, knocking up his wife, and getting served legal papers for using another man's head shot in his Ashley Madison profile
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Fri March 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand weatherman double downs on c-bomb blunder, blames Adele for making him flustered
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely guy, sitting on a tree stump, alone in the woods, reflecting on his thoughts, dreaming of what the world could become... or maybe he is just a douche
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
A 3 billion solar mass black hole has rocked out of a galaxy at 8 million kilometers per hour. EVERYBODY PAN....oh wait. This happened eight billion light years away. Nevermind
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
American farmers are hacking their tractors with Ukrainian firmware because John Deere and other manufacturers have made it impossible to perform "unauthorized" repair on farm equipment
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel throw Paul under the bus? Will Sean create an alternate reality where Trump is a Democrat so therefore the Democrats are working with Russia? Better man a fort, THIS is your Sean Spiceweasel's daily press briefing. (starts 1:30ET)
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
The kid who crashed his mom's Charger near Mar-a-Lago is same kid who called CNN, pretended to be refugee
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, will Spicer manage to spin so much he corkscrews into the bedrock? It's the daily White House press briefing - live at 2:15ish EDT
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(TSN)
 
 
 
War Machine facing life in prison, which will make his recovery from paralysis that much harder
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Jowy and Shrub probably won't have another slap fight since EVERYTHING'S GREAT, and this just may be the week segments catch on in a flash when the NASCAR Monster Mash Cup Series is in Phoenix for the Camping World 500, 3 PM EDT on Fox
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Sat March 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A majority of young people believe Trump's presidency to be illegitimate, that they were simply powerless to stop it because they were so busy shooting their marijuanas on election day
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Waiter fired for Making Eating Out Great Again
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating in his car across the street from a playground. You're gonna want to see his mugshot, trust me
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(Network World)
 
 
 
DARPA plan would reinvent not-so-clever machine learning systems
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Thu March 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After one of their many on-air arguments, "Hannity pulled out a gun and pointed it directly at Williams...he even turned on the laser sight, causing a red dot to bob around on Williams' body"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions: "We have too much tolerance for marijuana use. We need to say, as Nancy Reagan said, 'Just say no.'" He then knocked back three fingers of bourbon and took a long, satisfying drag from an unfiltered Camel
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having kids could actually help you live longer ... or maybe it will just seem longer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees fans begin trying to decide - Will it be Harper or Machado in 2018?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a cheeseburger macaroni Hamburger Helper kind of night, what weird box foods do you occasionally crave?
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The "Hearing Protection Act" is a GOP-introduced bill to a) update laws for maximal headphone volume output, b) make measurement of sound levels at live concerts mandatory, c) reduce restrictions on gun silencers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clammy porcelain Republican kingmaker Matt Drudge says he now wants his vote back because Republicans haven't abolished the concept of taxes yet
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Mon March 13, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch to launch beer marketed exclusively to women
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refined Gentleman that he is, President Trump lets it be known via the Twitter machine that he is distempered, nay, downright appalled, at the rudeness and lack of civility the uncouth media is displaying towards his designated liars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie's crazy back tattoo was supposed to keep her marriage together. Brad Pitt must have left skid marks
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam invite all five of their drummers to their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. It's not like a drummer would ever have any plans, so expect all five to show up assuming their manager at Walmart grants them the day off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Like a regular everyday Joe, George Clooney hauls his own luggage through the airport. Like a regular everyday Joe movie star married to a beautiful and glamorous European human rights lawyer
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Fri March 10, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rappers from Chicago's South Side prove they haven't forgotten their roots...by dropping piles of $100 bills on the ground before jumping on their Maybach outside Beverly Hills steakhouse. OK, they've forgotten their roots
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When you woke up today did you wonder about the future of Sbarro Pizza and other mall food court eateries?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fake Ryan Gosling picks up award at German awards show. Who knows what Ryan Gosling looks like anyway? Sure, he's a big movie star, but those guys wear make-up
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Hard to say what subtleties tipped Walmart off to counterfeit money in their safe. Could have been the slight blue hue, the texture and thickness of the bills... or maybe the FOR MOTION PICTURES ONLY printed on them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea isn't going to nuke the US or Japan. Nope, they're gonna nuke Malaysia for making it so goddamn difficult to kill the half brother of Dear Leader with a nerve agent
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tom Brady hoping for maximum market penetration by selling his Purple Carrot for $78
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How much does a top male porn star make? (Asking for a friend)
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yankees catcher Kyle Higashioka learns his ancestral language to better communicate with ace pitcher Masahiro Tanaka. Still can't make sense of anything Yogi Berra ever said
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
As always, 'From Russia With Love' is ranked too high. But 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' at #1? Are you fu*king kidding me??
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russia wants to make soccer hooligan brawling an official sport even though it's already the only reason to watch a soccer match
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The expectations were marginal, but Logan's getting laaaaaaarger, #1 with $81 million, shattering the R-rated record for March. Get Out was a distant #2 with $26 million, The Shack debuting at a paltry #3 with $15 million, La La Land still in the top 10 at #10
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(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
Marge Simpson arrested after Maggie tests positive for meth, THC, cocaine and ecstasy. Mrmrhm
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Sat March 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe after all this, Caterpillar may not be crawling around soon
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tesla: Are our marketing execs smarter than a fifth-grader?
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. tops new Gallup list of the good jobs rate for major metro areas. Mostly because they have 535 jobs in Congress that pay $175,000 a year to work three days a week for half the year
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal." Or maybe not
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Apple)
 
 
 
A Farker made a fitness app. Ad-free, free to download, and it's for iOS. It's called 'BOSS Running', and details are in thread
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Patchwork regional attempts at trying to stop climate change are a waste of effort. Just accept that lower Manhattan is going to look like Venice within your childrens' lifetimes
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Our military's Commander in Chief just threw the troops under the bus for making him look bad. Maybe try not to die next time, losers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Hansen's 58-42 percent victory over Marino on Saturday ensured that Democrats will maintain control of the (Delaware) state Senate. It also notched a big win for a new generation of Democratic activists shocked into action by the election"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy being performed to identify the exact cause of death for man who was run over by bulldozer. I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing 'bulldozer'
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Neo Nazi arrested for making his roommate great again
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Former Marine fires 6 shots in a shopping mall parking lot in an attempt to stop: (A) a kidnapping (B) a murder (C) shoplifters
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what was the motive for Mama June to lose so much weight? How about get revenge on Sugar Bear? Well eating a lot of Golden Crisp cereal will make you big
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Harry Potter book: Scientists say an elixir made from dragon's blood could bring somebody back from the threshold of death
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Sun February 26, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Game over man. Game over
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender wrestler Mack Beggs identifies as male. He just won the Texas state girls' title because Texas is stupid
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Fri February 24, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In one of the biggest "what have you done for me lately" moments, Leicester City fire their manager during the defense of their historic upset title win
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Thu February 23, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
How bad are these town halls getting for Republicans? John McCain would rather make unannounced visits to war zones than go home to his constituents
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"One of the best decisions I ever made was to date a drug addict"
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(Stack Exchange)
 
 
 
When you can't find a Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster, what should you drink for maximum intoxication?
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Wed February 22, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Giving a lap dance to a 100 year man with dementia is a crime? Well.... you can just kill me now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Maher, in taking credit for Milo's downfall, says "Sunlight is the best disinfectant". If that's the case, here's a bit of sunlight for Maher where he argued pretty much the same thing as MIlo
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google makes bare metal data center GPUs available for machine learning
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The bloodletting at Wells Fargo continues as four major executives discover that fake accounts lead to real pink slips
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Tue February 21, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're a 10 year old and need help with your math homework, and mom & dad are useless, what do you do? Text the local police department for the answers, of course
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Driverless racing car suffers high-speed crash. Still considered a better option than Pastor Maldonado
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
New Oxford Shakespeare collection is first work to algorithmically give Christopher Marlowe and others co-authorship on 17 plays. "Scholars have come to recognize that writing a play in the sixteenth century was a bit like writing a screenplay"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Kremlin is concerned that their man in the Oval Office may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact,he may be a very dull butter knife who thinks he's a machete
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC's Top Gear makes Matt LeBlanc eat a dick
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who are these Millennials who think they're running for mayor against NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio? They seem to be straight out of a bad Millennial movie
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Las Vegas introduces the nation's first Champagne vending machine. Perfect for making a toast after your 2 AM wedding
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Fri February 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eternal Football Truth #24: When a Jets player makes the sports pages in February, it won't be for anything that happens on the field and it won't be for anything good
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For many years the GOP guarded against flip floppers.... before the dark times ... before the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Are you a GM thinking about signing Tony Romo? It could be the last mistake you ever make
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(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
The Air Force's autonomous X-37B space vehicle may or may not be about to land at KSC
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Your vision of the classic Valentine was perfected by a woman who never married
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump's biggest supporter at the Grammys did not support him until very recently, almost like she is just supporting him as some kind of publicity stunt or marketing ploy
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sales of survival bunkers and doomsday prepper materials surge over 500% since Trump became president
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, let's see how ticket sales are going for Mariah Carey's upcoming concert tour. Oh, dear
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Harbin zoo blames bad camera angle for making their ferocious tigers look 'chubby'
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Fri February 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uzbek action movie blocked over not enough Morgan Freeman. Or maybe too much Morgan Freeman, it's kind of bait-and-switch-y
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because nothing is more terrifying than a silent killer wearing a William Shatner mask, we're getting another Halloween reboot
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant after making a jackass of herself
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Wed February 08, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the craziest Oreo flavors ever made. Have you tried any of them? Which flavors do you want to see?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Racked)
 
Boobies
 
"It can literally take three years before a new full bust bra is ready for market ... and people might hate it anyway"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump imposes new sanctions on Iran. Soon to discover cooperation of allies required to enforce sanctions. Might even discover what Hillary did in 2009. Or maybe issue an angry tweet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soccer heading now linked to symptoms of concussion. Especially for spectators who bang their heads against the wall after watching a three hour match end in a 0-0 tie
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
At the heart of the Trump political blitzkrieg is the core belief that America has been going down the wrong path for many years and that it is urgent that the ship of state be turned around before it sinks into the vortex created by extremists
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Nintendo crows that Super Mario Run for iOS, its first mobile smartphone game, has reached 78 million downloads globally and $53 million in revenue, as whopping 5 percent of downloaders opt to shell out $10 in-app to unlock full functionality
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Neighbors at war over manure pile visible on Google Earth. The annual summer block party is going to be awkward this year
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Stranger Things child actor Gaten Matarazzo claims Winona Ryder made those faces "because she couldn't hear what David was saying"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The risk of a cardiac event jumps 23% two days after major snowstorms ... (so do your shoveling 1 day after the storm)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of the Knights of Malta discovers that withstanding the might of the entire grand army of the Ottoman Empire is one thing. Standing up to a PO'ed Pope Francis is another matter entirely
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Quebec mosque shooter "liked" Donald Trump and Theresa May on Facebook, so you can go ahead and start up the "your side is worse" flamewar macros
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family members searching for the body of a murdered 21-year-old woman dig up a site suspected to be her grave and find a man's body. This is not a repeat from last week, when they dug up another site suspected to be her grave and found another man
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
After massive protests, international condemnation, and getting knocked down by the courts, Trump decides the best thing to do is ... double down, of course. What, you were expecting a rational reaction?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The Verge critic Chris Plante called the film "the grossest movie ever made" and detailed scenes of "a woman chewing on concrete until her teeth disintegrated," "a man having sex with a talking boil," "abortion sight-gags" (yes, that's plural)
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
DC's metro system announces ridership numbers for today, when the annual "March for Life" is going on downtown, were 40k higher than during the inauguration last Friday.. Trump to tweet his support for mandatory abortions for all women later today
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
How would you go about redeeming Jagger and Bowie's "Dancing in the Streets," one of the worst music videos ever made? Why not redo it with Legos?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
43-year-old Saints cheerleader makes Pro-Bowl squad
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Baba Maga Kellyanne Conway has some tips for making Kate McKinnon's impression of her more realistic: try acting a little happier. Also, start smoking meth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham on Mexico tariff: "Simply put, any policy proposal which drives up costs of Corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big-time bad idea. Mucho Sad"
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