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500 headlines found matching 'R'
Sat September 20, 2014
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these exercise enthusiasts
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(Electronista)
 
 
 
Patent troll Linex gets their ass handed to them to the tune of $18.6 million by California judge, who used an April SCOTUS ruling allowing for reversal of legal fees when companies sue on a known-baseless claim
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
High School football player scores a record 9 touchdowns in one game, says he hope this one day leads to a lucrative job in the field of shoe sales
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
CIA pinkie swears it is no longer spying on the governments of our friends in Western Europe, and hasn't been for the past two months
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"I don't think the President's plan has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding" says some armchair quarterback who until recently was the Commandant of the Marine Corps
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wanderlei Silva announces his retirement via YouTube citing disillusionment with the UFC due to poor treatment of the fighters. No way does it have anything to do with him avoiding a drug test
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Does your Toyota have a 2GR-FE engine? Well, the "FE" now stands for "fire expected"
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(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Little Shop of Horrors' at Mount Baker Theatre a dream job for costume and wig designer Jessica Carr. No real reason to submit this other than to complete the ever rare LSOH trifecta, confuse the Bellingham Herald newspaper webmaster
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"In a land of melting ice-creams, sandy feet and fluffy bears, how could anyone be fearful of terrorism?" 'Terror doodles' prompt removal of Australian man from commercial airline flight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I have to give the Republicans credit for one thing in this election cycle. They've been able to keep their crazies quiet. But the big question is, how long can they do it?"
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(Futurity)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Vaccines consisting of dead antigens. Hot and wired: Hot-wired viruses engineered to build disease specific antibodies (vectored immunoprophylaxis, or VIP)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's Devil Fish, a film of montages of dumb people fighting a deadly fish. Mike, Servo, and Crow fillet this mess of a film and the state of Florida. "This is how I like to fish; a flashlight and a flamethrower"
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(The Herald (Ireland))
 
 
 
Leonard Cohen turns 80, is the coolest octogenarian in the world since Sinatra
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
They're racing all day at Circuit of the Americas. Let's thread this. USSCC running right now, WEC 6 Hours of COTA starts at 6 Eastern, both on Fox Sports 2
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(36)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
San Francisco food nazis drive a Chinese restaurant cook insane. "Yes we use MSG, No, we don't care about organic food and we don't give a shiat about gluten-free"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it OK to hate hipsters? "They can be crass, attitudinal, have offbeat ideas about the rights of way a fixed-gear bike is afforded in traffic. But they're just as often culturally engaged, self-reflective. I mean, come on, we were all young once"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elitist residents of Machester-by-the-sea regret changing the name of their pretentious village of snobs from simple Manchester
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mayor of Munich officially opens this year's Oktoberfest, when you can drink as much as you do on Fark normally and you don't look bad doing it. So, yeah, PROST
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's father drowns his sorrow at being caught cheating on Mama June. Drowns it in torrent of McDonald's food, that is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these vista viewers
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(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
100 pound tortoise found roaming the streets of Sarasota. No word if he said 'Hello' to the DEA along his journey
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
No matter how persuasive he is, if a guy asks to kill you so that he can bring you back to life, don't let him
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Survivalist who killed police officer in Pennsylvania has "nowhere to go," says police chief who doesn't know where he is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Activist judge rules that making fun of the mayor on Twitter totally justifies a SWAT raid
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman jumps out of cake v...e...r...y s...l...o...w...l...y
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(25)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Xbox chief promises to bring Minecraft to Windows Phone much to the delight of all seven Windows Phone owners
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(37)
 
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
How Nixon, Joyce Nalepka, and The War On Drugs™ saved us all from the insidious menace of the McCoke spoon
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(69)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Something" interferes with space probe maneuvers. Crazy-haired experts aren't blaming aliens, but, you know
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Remember when great cars were as important as the stars in the movies? Subby adjusts his belt onion, shoos the neighborhood kids away from his lawn, and remembers the glory days of Hollywood car culture
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(72)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Schoolchildren across Japan build hand-powered teacup rides for school culture festivals. Small world, after all. A small, small world
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Members of Arcade Fire, The Strokes, and Bon Iver say they have formed a "supergroup." Apparently, they don't know the definition of that word, as true supergroups were bands like Asia, Traveling Wilburys, and Damn Yankees
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Utah police investigating a home invasion, in which two polygamist women dressed in ninja costumes came armed with knives and a stun gun and attacked two adults"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Residents in beach town complain about girls standing around in bikinis
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but you actually can't charge your new iPhone in the microwave. Go ahead, try it yourself if you don't believe me
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Quick, name that professional athlete STILL playing while awaiting trial on domestic violence charges.....nope not that one...not that one either....c'mon...wrong sport, try again
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(Mic)
 
 
 
So, like, it turns out that, like, filler words are like, not as much of a, like, problem as everyone, like, thinks they are, you know
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(Connect MidMissouri)
 
 
 
Judge comes up with novel punishment idea: go stand in the corner
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
"Existentialist finally understands sports." Whatcha got here is a Fark, multi-category, Sport/Geek tab, double-whammy I tell ya. (And for the record, yes, soccer IS a sport)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man slashes 10-year-old girl's bicycle tire after she allegedly ran over his foot twice. So, of course, he's the bad guy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Two Russian fighter jets were stopped by U.S. F-22s near Alaska. This is not a repeat from the Cold War (though it might be getting a wee bit chillier these days)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Creationism is just the start: How right-wing Christians are warping America's schools
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"I was literally in class like right before the lunch bell rang and they had said stuff about the rats being in the kitchen and said like 'Have a nice lunch' and I was like 'Oh. Ewwww.'"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - A Touch of Sin, 2013: Four lives are touched by corruption and violence in the lawless, Dickensian economy of China
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only game today matching up ranked opponents is also the game everyone is talking about, and not because of the football: #22 Clemson at #1 Florida State. Also, #2 Oregon at Wash. St., #3 Alabama vs Florida, #4 Oklahoma at West Virginia and more
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
"Wallet inspector." Whoah, I can't believe that worked
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September' still holds up after all these years. "What the f- - - does 'ba-dee-ya' mean?' 'Who the f- - - cares?'"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discovery ends their partnership with Hasbro and plans to rebrand The Hub as The Discovery Family Network. Bronies from coast to coast now on 24 hour suicide watch
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
10% of U.S. workers have gone to work high on pot. Other 90% lost their job after forgetting to show up
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(158)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Microsoft makes 2100 employees disappear from their desk top
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
College football's most and least expensive towns. "The highest priced tickets aren't always for the best teams"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
And one day the peacocks looked evolution straight in the eye and the peacocks won
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(18)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble assures toothpaste customers that even though the microbeads can get embedded in your gums, can trap bacteria, and can lead to gingivitis, they are still perfectly safe
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Slow church song rescued by a drummer with a heavenly solo. Thank God
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(17)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is that you should never run a business on the honor system. And that you shouldn't start selling pumpkins until October even if the money is going to a good cause
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida State: "On second thought, Jameis Winston will not be playing at all against Clemson today"
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(84)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The New York governor's race, now with 100 percent more unicorns
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(30)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Brothers fight each other with sticks over stolen okra, landing them in deep gumbo. Okra, serious business
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(44)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the 1989 Kay-Bee Toys Christmas in October ad, back when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, My Little Pony, and Transformers were popular
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
While other countries decriminalize possession of small amounts of even hard drugs for personal use, the draconian police state of Hawaii continues to throw young men in jail for having as little as 18 pounds of crystal meth in their backpack
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In proof that football players are getting bigger size-wise, this high school player from Northern Virginia is seven feet tall and weighs 380 lbs
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(24)
 
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
I will not share my lunch at school. I will not share my lunch at school. I will not share my lunch at school
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're a star player for the Phoenix Suns, and then suddenly you find yourself getting arrested for stealing $14,000 worth of Apple products
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(18)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Is Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome (SPD) real, or just another example of Cargo Cult Conservatism?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Felines invited, Jellicle ball, Fur all matted, Shave off it all. Catur-shave
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(582)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Dead "Game of Thrones" actor insists he's returning for Season Five. Well that wasn't in the books
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(45)
 
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Poll: More than half of Colorado voters disapprove of recreational pot, Cheetos, Mountain Dew
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(100)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Alibaba's IPO is the largest in US history. Article includes helpful picture of forty thieves
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(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Finally, an alternative for all those kids with too much cancer to go to Space Camp
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Saturday comes we talk EPL. This week's Title Decider is Man City vs. Chelsea, and other Top Four action sees Arsenal visit Aston Villa and Swansea host Southampton. Wait, what was that last one again?
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(415)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam says Hollywood is just "gray, frightened people holding on for dear life"
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(75)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do pirates talk that way? Arrrr, there be a good reason, you scurrrrvy dog
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(13)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Goose hunter attacked by croc and manages to shake it off by poking it in the eyes. Then he has a "few" beers to numb the pain - it's the Australian way
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers promotes the iPhone 6... feet under
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And so the rioting starts in Scotland
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(73)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Police in Juneau, Alaska are on the lookout for the person who stole $40,000 in jewelry from Costco. In other news some Costco stores carry $40,000 worth of jewelry
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(51)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
How to see farther in the Universe than ever before. (Hint: you don't use light)
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Maxine Jones forced to declare bankruptcy, says that her former bandmates are responsible for her money troubles since they kicked her out. Their apology? She's never gonna get it
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(19)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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Fri September 19, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
James Harden and James Harden's Beard get facial hair advice in their newest commercial
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(8)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ten fascinating articles from formerly-classified CIA in-house magazine make for good spy agency reading
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(23)
 
(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Sierra Leone really and truly is shutting down everything. Three day lockdown to halt Ebola
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(158)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Player One Has Entered The TARDIS
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(13)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thousands hit up Ravens' offer to swap their Ray Rice jerseys, program declared a knockout
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(16)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Researchers find that playing violent video games makes you a better, more rounded person
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(24)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A note to parents: don't let your children drink the delicious juice inside E-Cigarettes
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(116)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's always a sad day when your favorite sophisticated reality show couple split up
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Hey my car is right where I left it... 40 years ago"
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(71)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Seven pumpkin flavored liquors that will test the limits of your tastebuds, sanity
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(21)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And then there was that time that 542 people dressed up as Batman and met in a park to set a world record
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(19)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Guy pulls the "just kidding" card after attempting armed hold up of the bar at the local country club. Again
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(7)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doctor Who to be moved to a later time slot to accommodate Britain's version of Dancing With The Stars. Is Michael Grade running the BBC again?
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 3 - October 5
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(390)
 
(Eyewitness News (South Africa))
 
 
 
Politician in South Africa wants to "publicly withdraw" a middle finger. My friend, that's not how you do it
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While you were watching Goodell get roasted, the Ravens' quietly scheduled an emergency meeting regarding people who might have seen the video no one in the NFL had
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(114)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Rher your raise a grass tonight remember trese names... Diageor, Glazer, Major Brands...they're Big Liquor ard they're rat warr
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(14)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
White House evacuated. Update: Intruder has been apprehended
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(156)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
This futuristic World's Fair concourse needs some futuristic Photoshop help
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Around The World: EuroFark 2014 - Oct 3-5 - Prague, Czech Republic
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(20)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Problem: future crime predicted using mobile phone data. Solution: future arrest sent by text message
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you guessed Sept. 18 for Derek Jeter to finally hit his first home run at Yankee Stadium this year, pick up your lovely gift basket on the way out
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(16)
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
If you've been struggling to find one very good reason not to eat an uneviscerated dried roach, you're in luck
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
'Maze Runner' movie lacks maze running
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(50)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Hollywood is out of ideas? Apparently, they shipped all the weird ideas off to Bollywood
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(24)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ex-Baltimore Raven Ma'ake Kemoeatu donates kidney to his brother. No word on whether ex-teammate Ray Lewis volunteered his cutting skills for the surgery
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Never forget to take the commemorative 9/11 shell casing out of your pocket. Here's why
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(132)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs had a chance to acquire Montreal Canadiens' Josh Gorges this summer, but he refused the trade because he "hated" the Leafs too much to ever play for them
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(19)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies performing CPR on his wife. You're doing it wrong
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(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman left brain-dead after colliding with a brain dead moron who was barreling through Central Park on his $4,000 racing bike
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(251)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"Is the shale revolution a Ponzi Scheme or the end of Peak Oil?" Can't it be both?
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(25)
 
(Science Friday)
 
 
 
Let me play for you the song of my people
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(21)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Friday Night MLB Baseball thread. Schedule to the left and the comments to the right. Most games are starting around 7:00 p.m. EST
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ma'am I'm sorry that your 12-year-old daughter is suffering a seizure, but this damn bus has a schedule to keep
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(35)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you're a cyclist and encounter a wedding limo parked in the bike lane, you could just ride around it. Or you could create a scene that ends with you getting your ass kicked by the wedding party
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(122)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Plants help people be more productive. Show off your desk plant
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(21)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 125, Manhoef vs Marshall, prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card 9 PM ET on Spike TV, then UFC Fight Night 52 live from Japan: Roy Nelson vs Mark Hunt, prelims at 12:30 AM ET, main card at 3 AM ET, both on Fight Pass
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(199)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Some Islamic asshats beheaded a few people recently, so clearly you can see why people were outraged that Busch Gardens had the unmitigated gall to include severed heads in its Halloween display
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(64)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Tina Fey, Jason Bateman and off-screen chemistry for on-screen siblings
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(13)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And in Canada, the current score is Black Bears 1, Hunters 0
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
When you're caught with a shrimp wheel and a pork loin in your jacket and the cop chasing you had to dodge the hotdogs being ejected from your pants, there is a good bet your appeal for lack of evidence to convict will get chuckled out of a courtroom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a tough one: What's more important to a beer...water or hops and barley? Don't worry, the lobbyists will sort it out
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(56)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
NFL arrest database: Lions among best-behaved teams, most intimidating to cats in a car
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Unpopular girl subjected to cruel "homecoming queen prank." Amazing: The real homecoming queen gives her crown away to the girl in front of everyone. Damn dusty here
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(132)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Despite campaigning and fundraising for candidates across the country, the Clintons secretly want Democrats to lose control of the Senate so they can implement their reverse-vampire new world order in 2016. This is what Chuck Todd actually believes
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(51)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman training for her first, last 5k walk
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(6)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's parent company just opened a Vietnamese restaurant with a communist star logo. Well, five points for effort
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(69)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
In Russia, cats become fire-breathing dragons and dogs turn into cute four-legged bumblebees
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(14)
 
(Bright Side of News)
 
 
 
Gamers are SHOCKED to discover that journalists and publishers in the gaming industry may be working together for like the fifth time this year
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(182)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The "Wisconsin Poll Watcher militia" is a non-partisan, non-racist, group that just wants to prevent felons from voting. By showing up armed, at polling stations this November with a list of suspected felons, but only in "heavily democratic areas"
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(172)
 
(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Man dubbed "Britain's most prolific shoplifter" jailed for 341st time. Note that he was not called "Britain's most proficient shoplifter" (pic)
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(22)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Only Joey "The Bird" Biden could praise Bob Packwood as the kind of GOP senator he missed in Washington, in a speech before Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum and emerge alive
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(58)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
See all 342,000 swings in Derek Jeter's career with this cool interactive
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news: Obamacare website now mostly secure
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(39)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Archbishop of Canterbury has doubts about the existence of God
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(178)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Look how packed the N.J. Assembly is with so many members 'present'
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are a town official and are going to be filmed somewhere, make sure it is not a room full of Nazi stuff
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-09-07 to Sat 2014-09-13
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(1)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
NVIDIA decides to advertise its newest tech in the best way possible, by proving stupid people are wrong
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(81)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The neutron bomb was invented by a scientist looking for the most humane way of killing
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(57)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How to use Kinect to swill tequila in D4, Xbox's weirdest game
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(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This year: 'Save the cougars of L.A." Next year: 'Kill the murdering, mountain lions that ate my baby'
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(65)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Food companies looking to beef up their profits, add protein to their products
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alex Salmond: "Fine, if I can't run an independent Scotland I quit and I'm taking my ball too"
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(64)
 
(My High Plains)
 
 
 
Man takes 1d8 damage from short spear while attempting to burgle the home of a medieval weapons enthusiast
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(177)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Article author demands TV viewers stop liking shows he doesn't like
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(145)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Queens man posts pornographic photos in his windows, insists "I'm drying them out, they got damp last night"
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(52)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why we remain Facebook friends with people we can't stand in person
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(64)
 
(Modern Man Jack)
 
 
 
College mascots, the weirdest of the bunch
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(29)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of badassery emanating from this picture
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(53)
 
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, parents want to know how a woman wielding a baseball bat got into their children's school unnoticed. The fact that she was wearing only underwear notwithstanding
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skeptics are kicking the corpse of Rob Schneider's career by working to pressure State Farm into dropping Schneider as a spokesperson. Because hiring an anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist to push health insurance is a brilliant idea
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(78)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Suspect in PA state trooper shooting makes FBI most wanted list, claimed to have fought with Serbians in Africa. You remember when Serbia was at war in Africa, right?
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(128)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ravens coach John Harbaugh wants people to stop fixating on Terrell Suggs's sacks
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, guys: someone has finally invented a one-piece suit that combines a jacket, shirt, and pants - all sewn together. "It feels like you're wearing pajamas," enthuses one reviewer (pics)
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
France fires the first shots in war. This is not a repeat from Waterloo or Dien Bien Phu
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(97)
 
(Sharon Herald)
 
 
 
Domestic dispute results in a bull getting kicked over a fence by an angry, pregnant buffalo
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lotus plans to chop its workforce by a quarter, eliminating 325 jobs. One can only hope that those were all the guys who worked on the cars' electrical systems
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sometime, maybe, in the the next few years, Android users will possibly sort of enjoy the same default encryption that iPhone users have now. Might even be 64-bit
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine foods you should never eat when you're drunk. Because you're so conscientious about following good advice when you're loaded
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(19)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know if the hipsters will like or dislike the news that a Russian firm is acquiring iconic American brewer Pabst
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(40)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's descent into womanhood continues. He's trolling us, right?
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(45)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Want to attend a public university? You may be forced to do a sex quiz, which is not nearly as fun as a Fark Quiz but is also less likely to result in a social disease
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(57)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just want to get away from it all when you want to have your drink... like way up on a giant ferris wheel
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cadillac is set to introduce a "top-end, high-technology car", the most expensive in its line, above the XTS and the STS. Preliminary reports indicate it will called the $T$ and prounounced "Ca-ching"
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smoke-filled passenger jet just barely escapes being the latest obsession of the Missing Plane Network
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(51)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves discovers intruder sitting in his library, who told him she "just wanted to meet him." In other news, Keanu Reeves has a library
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(101)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Navy announces plans to retire four aging and obsolete ships, bringing the size of its navy down to -4
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(62)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian delegation is utterly baffled by free and fair election
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(88)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Here are the fifteen toys your children will demand from Santa Claus or Hanukkah Harry this Christmas because the media tells them so
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(54)
 
(MK Web)
 
 
 
Parents persuaded by council not to name their newborn baby after a transport company
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell will break his 9-day silence with a press conference today at 3PM EST, because all the boring stories are released Friday at 3PM EST
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(502)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee animation student re-creates the "Feed Me" scene from Little Shop of Horrors with stop-motion animation, clay, wires and just a teeny pinch of awesome
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(9)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(21)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Wait, Katherine Heigl can laugh?
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(58)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six Iranians sentenced to one year in prison and 91 lashes for dancing to Pharrell Williams' song Happy. I don't know about you but that sounds right to me
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like citizens of Washington DC have been listening to a lot of Cypress Hill lately
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(84)
 
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Kansas lawyer incompetently tries to convince Kansas Supreme Court that he is incompetent, succeeds anyway
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(21)
 
(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
Hmm, maybe master won't get me steak today. I licked his face and yet I know that there will be no steak. He's just gonna leave me and never come ba-SQUIRREL
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(14)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Children with incarcerated fathers found to be more likely to be held back a grade, presumably because their family is used to being kept in small rooms all day and being told what to do
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(5)
 
(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Yulia Volkova, one half of Russian pop duo t.A.T.u who made their reputation pretending to be underage lesbians, says she wouldn't support her son if he were gay: "Men should be men"
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(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Average American waistline is now 39 inches, or more than a yard. Rear ends still as big as a house
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(185)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not News: Red Sox hit into unassisted put out. Fark: by hitting the guy at third base
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Big gay power couples are 'ripe for the picking' by the GOP"
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(94)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish voters failed to pass the independence referendum because the BBC refused to tell everyone how unicorns and fairies and leprechauns will all return to Scotland if the vote had succeeded
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have already lost one leg, why not just lop off the other one so you can run faster?
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(34)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
There's a lot to be said about celebrities on bicycles
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(26)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(113)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Something for you east coast Farkers to chuckle over: The 10 worst things about LA
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(19)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How State Police detect drugged drivers: Weaving. Stupid human tricks. Cheek swabs
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Christie defends mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(97)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer redesigns their logo, but can't even keep the crayon in the lines. Surely Farkers could have come up with something better
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mary_and ma_h _eacher _ins one mi_ _ion do_ _ars on _hee_ of For_une
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TV news anchor who was fired after referring to Chinese President Xi Jinping as 'Eleven' Jinping, is told to reapply for his job in VIII years
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(49)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If the police are willing to cut you some slack and call your mom to come pick up your drunk, sorry ass, just get in the car
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Because it's Friday, you're bored, and nobody is responding to that damn email you sent two hours ago: The Fark Weird News Quiz. The quiz more doctors recommend for their patients with unusual swelling
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you're a Tampa Bay Buccanners fan, as bad as last night's beatdown at the hands of the Atlanta Falcons was, we hate to have to inform you that the worst is yet to come
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(49)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey Europe, we are going to smack you right in the Ballesteros
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A LA attorney faces a possible six-month suspension for posting more than 50 photoshopped pics on her firm's website that portray her mingling with big-time celebrities. Subby's seen quite a few shops. I can tell by the pixels that they're fake
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(35)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times again chooses a FARK sports headline as the best of week, and this time it's a definite TKO (2nd section)
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(1)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's Funniest Home Videos is celebrating 25 years of quality crotch shots and people generally looking like idiots
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(22)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Take a picture, Howie Mandel, it'll last longer
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reasons to conduct a SWAT raid: 1) Hostage situation with armed, delusional man, 2) Drug processing warehouse filled with armed criminals, 3) To make sure the local barbers all have their licenses up-to-date
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(72)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
TIME magazine puts the group responsible for the hacking of millions of iCloud users on the cover
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Arab civilization is collapsing in on itself. Well, I guess that's better than it blowing up
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(112)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dropping your pants and yelling racial slurs is no way to win a seat on the borough council, son. Yes, even for New Jersey
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(14)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How 1991's box office nearly broke Hollywood - and what happened next
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boehner: "And what's the deal with these unemployed people just sitting around?" I'd laugh, John, but I'm too busy applying to 14 different jobs, just trying to survive. But good one. I'll be sure to laugh if you're ever unemployed
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton says winning a land war in Iraq would be as difficult as winning a land war in Asia. Inconceivable, really
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(42)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Big butts are in, says the New York Times, and they wouldn't lie. You college-educated Times subscribers with above-average net worth can't deny
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 Commandments of Tipping. Are you a sinner?
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(15)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bigfoot caught on camera. New hotness: Dwarf Bigfoot with Predator's cloaking-like ability caught on camera (w/video)
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are older women really better in bed? Smoking hot Sexpert Tracey Cox says YES, YES, YES
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(123)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The biggest comparison of sci-fi starships ever is finally completed. Surely you can point out the one they missed
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(141)
 
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Fitness company ordered to pay $3 million by FTC because you can't lose pounds and inches by using an ab glider for three minutes a day
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(28)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox pulls bus ads for Red Band Society because people complained about the words "Scary Biatch" used to describe Octavia Spencer
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(8)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Former babysitter of the year candidate who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for leaving a 9-month-old boy in the bathtub unsupervised for an hour while she checked Facebook is demanding a new trial because she's deaf
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(60)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Men fear to tread the Korean Demilitarized Zone, which makes it one of the safest locations for wildlife anywhere in the world
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Proof that sheep are smarter than cows
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Today's Terrifying Creature From Nature is a parasitic worm that turns snails into disco zombies (pics, etc)
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(19)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Harry Reid plans to keep the Senate" Extortion? Holding bankers hostage? "Discovering" dead hookers in his opponent's trunk?
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marriott blames guests for underpaying their housekeepers
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals' Jonathan Dwyer "headbutted wife for refusing sex." This is NOT a euphemism
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(56)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Desperate for attention, Alec Baldwin says he is passionate about green energy
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(17)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vikings WR Jerome Simpson found to be in trouble with the law again, and the Vikings are waiting for all the facts to come out before makin...no, wait, they're actually releasing him immediately
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man's stolen Jaguar miraculously found ... after 46 years
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From December 6, 1986. Siskel and Ebert review Little Shop of Horrors. "Has an almost unbeatable combination of gruesome humor, slapstick sight gags, and really funny acting"
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(4)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
So apparently it's illegal to spank Miley Cyrus with a Mexican flag
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(97)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
People who were spanked as children say the punishment made them better people in a vain attempt to justify being abusive assholes
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(304)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When your son comes to you to talk about having suicidal thoughts there are many ways to handle it. Handing him your .45 caliber gun and telling him "Do it. Kill yourself. I don't really care" is not one of those ways
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(74)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Bill Gates working on a next generation condom. Because when you think birth control, you think Bill Gates
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's an in-depth article on why people procrastinate. Bookmark it so you can read it later
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(5)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Feds: Not a shred of evidence is tying NJ Gov. Christie to the Bridgegate scandal so you Dems need to just get over it
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(101)
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Netflix and other streaming services are making it harder and more expensive to see films that aren't the crap that was released six months ago
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Teabaggers swallow, vote against Democrats
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(91)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone speaks out against sexism in a medium you enjoy. Do you A) Harrass them online; B)Threaten to kill them and their family or C) Threaten to blow up a conference where they are receiving an award
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(181)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 
(Computer & Videogames)
 
 
 
Microsoft thought Minecraft 'was rubbish' before it then decided to pay $2.5 billion for it
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Once again, it's time to practice your "Arrr"s
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(130)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Broadcast networks don't offer a sufficient Latino presence on their shows, and they assume every Hispanic finds the antics of George Lopez amusing
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(21)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steak-lover
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
John Elway's son found guilty of treating his girlfriend like the Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII
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(25)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Get ready for Tom Cruise to star in Jack Reacher: Round 2, because the first one was so memorable
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(79)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un in poor health as his weight has ballooned thanks to an obsession with cheese
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(139)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"And then there are the comments about my most recent piece from the very open-minded, tolerant, and not at all religiously fanatical readers of the website Fark.com, which are incredibly illustrative". Click to see which submitters were called out
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
In the land of death we call Australia, how did the koala even survive to modern times?
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Back in the day when a father caught their son smoking cigarettes they would force them to smoke the whole pack to teach them a lesson. Apparently that is frowned upon now, especially if it's vodka instead of cigarettes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The first Australian in Perth to buy an iPhone 6 promptly becomes the first person in Perth to drop the iPhone 6. Bonus: On live TV
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkback Friday: Drew talks about what it was like to start Fark.com, what it's like to be an entrepreneur, what it was like to deal with the site on a daily basis
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(ABC)
 
 
 
'Three Cups of Tea' guy plans 'reluctant' return to public speaking circuit, hopes people have gotten over the whole 'Your books on Afghanistan were a complete lie and you stole from the charity you set up" stuff by now
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(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Mills' disappointing earnings prove to be a real cereal killer
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a Debbie downer, negative Nancy or pessimistic Pete? Well look at the bright side, it's all about a chemical imbalance in a small part of your brain that doesn't think you will do anything meaningful with your life, unlike your sister
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Crossing guard fails to look both ways before running across the street. If only there was a crossing guard for the crossing guard. (W/video)
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(16)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SNL brings back Darrell Hammond
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways: Where our pilots are barely old enough to get a drink at the lounge when they land at JFK
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
DC Farkers: Let's get everyone's favorite penguin scientist drunk before we have to dump him on his flight home. 3:30PM this Friday, 9/19 @ Gordon Biersch on F St
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's biggest onion brings tears of joy to its gardener
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(16)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The entire Atlanta Falcons team has been suspended under the NFL's domestic violence policy after video surfaced of the merciless beating they placed on Tampa Bay
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Vick thinks NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is doing 'a great job' and that everyone should quit hounding him already
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(19)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Chimichangas for everybody. Deadpool movie gets release date
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
2014 Ig Nobel Prizes in weird science revealed: Bacon-stuffed nostrils, polar bear costumes & the science of dog doo
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(4)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because we still haven't learned anything from 2008, the House just voted to deregulate the banks and Wall St
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(92)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Bartender writes an epic rant in response to hedge-fund douchebag who groped her
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(334)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thai prime minister apologizes for implying that criminals do not murder ugly women
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First Scottish Referendum results are coming out. UPDATE: It's official. Scotland votes NAE
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(334)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Guided by Voices break up, cancel massive tour. This is not a repeat from 2004
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(28)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
School administrators use 14 year old girl as rape bait in sting. Then forget to show up to stop the crime
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you're confused about the Scottish independence referendum, let Fark's favorite animators explain it to you. Even if it doesn't clear the issues up for you, it will make you giggle
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Villagers attack and kidnap Guinea's Ebola health team. You are not helping
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(211)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette doesn't take the good advice, goes blonde
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone 6 gets one Chinese license, needs to cut just one more check before sales begin
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(3)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tired of its image as a store full of shirtless, unshaven, butt-cracked, back-titted, mullet-topped shoppers, Walmart looks to boost its image by hosting cockfighting in the store
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(36)
 
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas Supreme Court has now, in fact, put the kibosh on Kobach
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(70)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Longsword fencing to become the next big competitive sport
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(91)
 
(Xfinity)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better weed legalization law according to Peyton Manning
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(28)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
According to CNN, the Arizona Cardinals' logo is a little red bird sitting atop a long wooden object, cylindrical in shape but larger at one end which, I don't know, might be used to strike a kind of whitish ball
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently falling off a 100ft cliff can really make you hungry
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(26)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
He who lives by the flamethrower shall . . . crap, I'm on fire
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(33)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Magic Mike XXL will be slightly more enjoyable because Matthew McConaughey will not be a part of it. All right, all right, all right
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(20)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Botto Bistro has one goal: To become the most hated restaurant on Yelp
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(49)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There
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(15)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Proving that not all teens are beer-drinking hellraisers, a high school senior is raising funds for protective K9 vests
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(47)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Sky Harbor Airport closed as gunman is on the loose. What a pisser
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(65)
 
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
The Russian election observation mission in Scotland says that today's vote is not entirely transparent. Thatsthejoke.jpg
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists ensure we will never run out of Nutella. Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Time to reset the mass shooting clock again
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(434)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The terms of his Jan. 2 probation called for Simpson to have no alcohol-related, drug-related or traffic offenses." Oops, oops, and oops
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(8)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Grey Is The New Orange: elderly prison population confused by modern world upon parole
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What causes Atlantic hurricanes to curve away from the U.S.? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: Obamacare is doomed to be a disaster, nobody will sign up. HHS: Umm, actually almost 8 million people did. Conservatives: Well sure they signed up but how many of them are gonna actually pay their premiums? HHS: Over 90% looks like
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(133)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thousands respond after car thief in L.A. police chase runs down Gordo The Dog on live tv
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(18)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover 14 beer caves outside of Cedar Rapids described as "impossibly dangerous" to explore
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(50)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these children at a water fountain
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(14)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're not too busy debating which players have or will be suspended and arrested for unnecessary roughness, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be taking on the Atlanta Falcons on Thursday Night Football, 8:25 PM on CBS and NFLN
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(1301)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Audio from MST3K's Space Mutiny episode actually works quite well for Thor
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a perfect nexus of herp and derp, a birther California gun store owner mockingly names an AR-15 attachment after Obama. Oh you better believe he also managed to misspell the President's name
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(43)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
GOP candidate Wehby plagiarizes Rand Paul's stance on plagiarism
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(21)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
The 10 most important tacos in the history of tacos
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(70)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The iPhone 6 means that everyone will be filming the latest LAPD beatdown in HD for your viewing pleasure
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(92)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart calls out the NFL on its idiocy, saying that the organization needs to reexamine its priorities since beer companies have become its moral touchstone
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(36)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that subby and TFA author apparently know the same "formerly rich" guy living in a cardboard box in the park. Small world
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(19)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Father of mass murderer Anders Breivik wrote book about how extreme and dangerous his son is. Gee, thanks for the warning
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Spanking is something you should only do to your consensual sex partner or the prostitute to whom you've paid extra
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(248)
 
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann speaks out for the poor, oppressed, gay bashing bullies everywhere
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(155)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams reveals his Millennium Falcon. NERDGASM
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(198)
 
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Free Cat
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(81)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Chris Christie ran as an environmentalist and won an endorsement from the Sierra Club? Neither does he
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(17)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Fringed surrey sales soar as Oklahoma IDs will no longer be valid for air travel in '16
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(109)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Take a look at this resume. Would you hire this Thomas E. Brady Jr. guy?
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nebraska jail guard caught stealing Lego told to hit the bricks
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the name of great justice, US military ready to launch all Zig
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(35)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist Cliven Bundy, who is being sued by a woman whose car collided with one of his cows that wandered onto the interstate, says it's the STATE'S job to keep the fences repaired on the land he illegally grazes his cows on
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(173)
 
(Wondering Sound)
 
 
 
GWAR has a new lead singer. All hail Vulvatron (possibly Not safe for work pic)
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(50)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You Catholic school kids who had nothing to do with the gay hate crime beating in Philly can leave now. Not so fast, "coach"
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(64)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Aspiring chef arrested after she posted her one-pot cooking method to Facebook
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(19)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This video tickles my humerus until I spontaneously burst out into much laughter. Post pictures of animated styled drawings of multicolored diminutive equines
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(15)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
New Islamic State propaganda video showing British journalist John Cantlie released. No, just the video was released. He's still screwed
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(43)
 
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When it's time to put a special breakfast on the table, what do you put together? French omelet? Homemade biscuits and gravy? From comfort food to showing off, breakfast is a meal we can all do well if you'll chip in some good ideas
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(178)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush didn't mean what he said when he said what he said
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(44)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Cowboy Joe West headed to the corral
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
DELETE FROM tblOracleEmployees WHERE strName = 'Larry Ellison' AND strJobTitle ' = 'CEO';
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(154)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan Bipartisanship; Republican Party Chairman is suing a Republican Lieutenant Governor for allowing a former Republican to supplant the Democrat on the ticket... to protect the civil rights of the Democrats who were voting in the primary
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(20)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC news crew attacked and has all their electronics wiped while reporting on the funerals of Russian soldiers who all mysteriously died from training accidents involving Ukrainian bullets
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(30)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Firefighter under fire from firefighters' union for fighting fires for free
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
No better day that today to delve into the esoteric world of Scottish insults like Bampot', 'Shut Yer Geggie' and other phrases you may encounter in more active threads that are following today's vote
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(25)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Realistically, the only thing most Farkers care about in today's Scottish independence vote is how the whisky makers say a yes vote will affect them and their products, and that $7 billion a year industry is feeling pretty good about going it alone
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mel B finally dishes the dirt on which Spice Girl really caused the breakup. This IS a repeat from 2000
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(51)
 
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Every wonder how they pay all those extras for big sports stadium shots in movies? They don't
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(40)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just so we're all on the same page, if you're the school bus driver and a sick student asks you to pull over so he can get out and vomit, don't leave him in a stranger's driveway while he's vomiting
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tiberius, the greatest Roman emperor of the last 2,000 years, is only remembered today because that was James Kirk's middle name on Star Trek
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(74)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Two charts that will get you through this fine Thursday (news that 1% can use)
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(92)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Czechoslovak depeniser back in California to stand trial after burglary scheme goes off half-cocked
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(27)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Ten tips for cutting costs and saving money that don't involve cancelling your TotalFark subscription. Any other ideas?
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(25)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Pier 1 Imports earnings fall 45% after demand for wicker napkin rings slows to a trickle
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(15)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Farmers in Arizona are confused but happy over these strange orbs of liquid falling from the sky in large quantities
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(46)
 
(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What internet memes do while on vacation
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(60)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Voting officials warn today's Scottish referendum results may be delayed due to ... fog?
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(29)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Deputy fire chief places his bid to be drafted into the NFL. FARK: His home also houses Imagination Station, a child care center. Police said they removed several firearms from the home, including rifles, shotguns and handguns
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(19)
 
(Brooklyn Daily)
 
 
 
"Godfather of nerdcore rap" comes up with astoundingly original idea for new LP: what would happen if we merged obscure fairy tales with rap? "There are some other stories that my English-speaking, Western audience might not have caught wind of"
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(43)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Archeologists unearth ancient Egyptian woman who had 70 hair weaves when she was buried, making her the first scientifically confirmed yummy mummy
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(11)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eric Holder thinks Wall Street bankers at crooked firms deserve a raise
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(8)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky white supremacist who's running for Senate is betting heavily that voters like slogans that rhyme: 'With Jews We Lose'
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(89)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
House in moody indie game Gone Home is now a map in Counterstrike
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(12)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
Please note: the US Army does not allow 'elfing' your ears
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(172)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Rush announces 40th anniversary collectors box set - 6 DVDs, or the equivalent of one song
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two Siberian women killed when two tons of root vegetables fall on them in most Russian death imaginable
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(64)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New poll by Florida Atlantic University shows Hillary Clinton has secured the Hispanic vote in 2016
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(63)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Evil mega-corporations, which are totally not people, are engines for positive social change...in the NFL. Subby is so confused on who to hate now
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(58)
 
(Some Dirty Apparatchik)
 
 
 
Russia rolls out the world's most powerful handgun, which will blow your head clean off. Feeling lucky, comrade?
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(75)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This handcrafted and high-tech Apple Watch charging stand almost makes us forgive that you'd charge a watch in the first place
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pepperidge Farm remembers when Michael Sam was supposed to be a distraction for the NFL team that signed him
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(55)
 
(Bandcamp)
 
Audio
 
Check a T-fer's tunes out, tell me what you think, instead of pressing vinyl, it's posted to a link. I'll never make the cash back, that this took to make, but this wasn't done for money, made it just for music's sake. Burma Shave
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(9)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says to take FARK and the points after this week's clever NFL headline (9th section)
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(1)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the Tea Party screws up government and puts Congress in gridlock, Occupy Wall Street is busy . . . fighting over a Twitter account
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(234)
 
(CSN Chicago)
 
 
 
Good: Cubs fan catches homerun ball. Bad: Loses wedding ring during celebration. Good: Grounds crew locates ring and returns it. Cubs players said they would have helped look but they have no idea what a ring is
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(87)
 
(Swiss News)
 
 
 
"EU disappointed in Iran." Hey man, we all thought Flock of Seagulls had more in them but sometimes you just get that one hit and that's it
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(35)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nice car. Too bad it needs an always-on, high-quality Internet link to work now that Net Neutrality no longer exists"
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(51)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: One Wong doesn't make him right
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(72)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traditional high-end watch making will be put out of business not by smartwatches but by this new oscillator that keeps perfect time, is completely silent and is being miniaturized to replace the workings in wristwatches
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(56)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How dare the media get all hysterical over beating women
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