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Wed January 18, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Official Inauguration Poem is out. "Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud, The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod With purpose and strength he came down from his tower To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
2016's worst home inspections included a hockey puck used as a cleanout plug, a sewer vent beneath a patio table, and a squirrel skeleton installed into the soffit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In order to advance to the next level, Betsy DeVos will have to overcome Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. This is the political equivalent of Link armed with a wooden sword and bow with no arrows trying to take down Gannon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $20,000 lying around, you could own "the coffee making equivalent of a hand-made Swiss watch"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Puzder is suddenly second guessing his decision to become Labor Secretary, possibly after realizing the department requires actual humans and paperwork to run
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White millennials are making significantly less money than their parents did at the same age. Black and Latino millennials are actually doing quite well by that comparison
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi podcaster who made jokes about killing Jewish people and forcibly deporting Muslims and people of African descent quits in disgrace after it's revealed that his wife is Jewish
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Tara Strong follows Mark Hamill into voicing political tweets mocking Kelly Anne Conway as Harley Quinn
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(Google)
 
 
 
After a 6-year absence, it's back: aquigley's 2017 AFC/NFC Championship Weekend Spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One reason we don't have better data on how fast Arctic ice is melting is that scientists who go there to check get eaten alive by polar bears, if the mosquitoes don't eat them alive first: "My face looks like a sheet of bubble wrap"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Grab your thinking caps, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So we're fat-shaming squirrels now?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. places a bumblebee on the endangered species list for the first time. Which is really going to hurt gun sales, resorts and equipment retailers during the traditional bumblebee hunting season
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We can all thank tequila makers for bringing the lesser long-nosed bat back from the brink of extinction, as well as helping us get to third base in college
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Wed January 11, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (1/11): Spider-Miles and Spider-Gwen Get. it. ON...ok, maybe its just a quick upside-down kiss. Don't ruin my fan-fiction
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Tue January 10, 2017
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Quiz time: Who has been arrested more for sexual misconduct in bathrooms: Transgender people or GOP politicians? (Subby grabs the popcorn and gets comfortable)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "NO RAGRETS". New hotness: "Yes, actually, quite a few ragrets"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Aging Baby Boomers have the nerve to actually want to spend their final days living in a roomy home in a quiet cul-de-sac in a safe suburb when they really should all be crammed into a downtown apartment high-rise
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Mon January 09, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Asteroid the size of a 10-story building slipped quietly just past the Earth today, twice as close as the Moon. And we didn't see it coming
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chipotle being sued by a woman for $2.2 billion for using a photograph of her without her permission. That is equivalent to the chain's profit over 9 years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal explains how the GOP should repeal Obamacare quickly without replacing it
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
QUIZ: As winter settles in, brushing up on your snow survival skills is a smart idea
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
We have the best quizzes at Fark. The best, believe me. You're gonna love it, bigly. It's the yuuuuuuuuge Friday Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Obama cannot pardon Edward Snowden because, quite simply, his story has never quite added up, and treason is treason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A recently divorced 56-year-old man placed a Craigslist ad offering a 'once in a lifetime opportunity' for a 'travel companion' to accompany him to Coachella in his RV. The requirements are quite bizarre
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans to GOP: "Don't you dare repeal it without a replacement strategy" GOP: "LOLs, too late. Die quickly"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2017 is off to a quick start. Bollywood and Hollywood star Om Puri dies at 66
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Quinoa is over: let it go. The dietary future belongs to ghee"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto storeowners dealing with kelptomaniac squirrels: "Squirrels can be seen on store video snatching chocolate bars from the shelves and scampering off with them into the street"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage, the UK's equivalent to Donald Trump and one of the chief architects of the Brexit, will attend Trump's inauguration. Maybe he'll also get up and sing since they've no entertainment
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Tranquil Kyoto temple reports it is still receiving David Bowie mourners who recall famed 1980 shochu commercial filmed there, which starred him and his "Crystal Japan" instrumental specially composed for ad
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The bicycle turns 200 in 2017. Tell about your favorite bicycle, your first bicycle, your dream bicycle. Helmets required
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Wed January 04, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (1/4): The Walking Dead concludes the Whisperer War. Marvel kicks off some sort of Squirrel Girl-led Avengers team. Aquaman...talks to some fish
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(Today)
 
 
 
Need to find the right diet and fitness plan? This pointless, waste of time quiz won't help a bit
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
While you and the rest of the world was gushing about the ethics office snafu, House Republicans quietly brought back a rule that will make it easier for Donald Trump to purge the federal government of any employees who disagree with him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dhoni quits India's cricket team before matches against England. Shut the fark up, Dhoni
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Why do we dial 911 and Europeans dial 112?' and other pressing questions that hopefully can be solved in 2017 which really should start on the fall equinox or Inauguration Day
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
How long would it take to go up a mountain in a human-powered chairlift anyway? And, why, pray tell, would you want to do such a thing when squirrel-powered chairlifts already exist?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly leaving Fox News for NBC. This is equivalent to Roland Burton Hedley III leaving Time Magazine for Newsweek on 'Doonesbury.'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: When not to take selfies? A. At a tourist destination B. While out at a bar with friends C. After escaping a Brazilian prison
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans don't use the gym memberships they pay up for. "I'm quitting my gym in 2017 in favor of the Jane Fonda home workout"
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Quit picking on Trump, guys
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There ain't no party like a Don Lemon party, 'cause a Don Lemon party don't stop...in which we learn why tequila and live television are two great things that do not go well together
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hang on to your silly hats, party poppers, and those stupid-looking sunglasses with the frames cut like the numbers "2017", those haven't looked good since 2009. It's your final Weird News Quiz of 2016
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Thu December 29, 2016
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The ethanol industry is the latest group to find out what Trump said pre-election, is quite different to post-election
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Trump is playing chess while the media is playing checkers. Meanwhile, SoftBank is playing Risk and Acquire to make sure no one accuses them of playing Monopoly
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you left a vibrator on a tram in Manchester, transit staff have found it. Proof of ownership may be required (not safe for work)
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man launches gofundme to help protect Betty White from 2016. If this works and Betty White makes it out of 2016 alive, the money raised will then be used to acquire nude photos of Bea Arthur
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What to do if you're a teen that needs quick cash? Simple, just put some brown stuff in baggies and sell it as heroin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the day after Christmas where your kids got a toy, and now here are three bowl games to bring you lots of joy. The St. Petersburg as well as the Quick Lane, and the Independence Bowl if you are feeling real sane. Kickoff is at 11:00 AM ET
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Desperate to replace the Florida tag, Indiana looks to repeal a law requiring handgun owners to have a license
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Sat December 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's Slinky, it's Slinky / For fun it's a wonderful toy / What protects a bird feeder, makes squirrels take a breather / And makes a slinkety sound? / A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing / Everyone knows it's Slinky
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Although the highly entertaining Home Alone movies are quintessential viewing this holiday period, it's time once again for the annual "Let's find the massive flaws in the plot" article
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Light up the yule log, grab your Santa hat, and pop in that Mannheim Steamroller Christmas CD from the 1994 $2 bin - It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz - Christmas edition
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington call it quits after fifteen years
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Well, veterans can just sign up for Obamaca..., umm, Medica..., err..., SQUIRREL
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Thu December 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing can ruin a wedding reception quite like the bride's ex-boyfriend leaving pics on the guest tables of her performing a sex act
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in my mid-20s and my family has a history of alcoholism; I see tendencies in myself and want to quit drinking but everyone is pressuring me to drink as it's the holidays. I don't want to be the only sober person. What do I do?"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: We put the security cameras and the lighting for Central Park on the same circuit, and that's why the lights in the park stay on all day - that'll be a $150 inquiry fee and $50 go fark yourselves surcharge
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The He 177 Greif - The bastard result of forcing a dive-bombing requirement onto a heavy bomber combined with engines that earned it nicknames such as the Flaming Coffin, the One Way Bomber, and Volcano
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason, after 65 years, no one's calling the Time and Temperature number anymore. Did something new get invented that's easier and ubiquitous?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the black guy who convinced more than 200 people to quit the KKK just by talking to them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Travel group issues warning that Trump's new DC hotel is "not for the true discerning luxury traveler" and is actually quite garish
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: "The left wants power taken away from the white establishment. They want a profound change in the way America is run. Taking voting power away from the white precincts is the quickest way to do that." For once, he's exactly right
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Just in case you haven't noticed, the Houston Rockets have quietly ripped off 10 straight wins, including setting a recent NBA record with 24 made 3 point shots on 61 attempts
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Assassin's Creed movie is so bad that Michael Fassbender is quitting acting
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
South Carolina proposes law require porn filters on devices [Facepalm] you must pay a $20 tax to buy the filter free version
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Finally, ragequitting is a shameable offense in the upcoming Street Fighter V
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Popular Military)
 
 
 
Hello Santa. I realize that it is late in the year to be asking but all I really want for Christmas is a remote control A-10 that shoots a stream of nerf balls (even making a quiet BRRRRRRRT). I promise not to shoot my eye out
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Quinoa is the new Big Mac"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you freezing your buns off standing in line for Rogue One, here's a bit of a diversion. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Police break into a car in an attempt to rescue frozen woman .... which turns out to be a mannequin.That's some mighty fine police work, Lou
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'World Famous' Conspiracy Theorist vomits 2 litres of black liquid before he dies in Poland. If anyone could tell me who this 'world famous' conspiracy theorist actually is, that would be a good start
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers announce plans for a $140 million renovation of the Quicken Loans Arena. Unfortunately whatever they do to improve the inside of the venue, it will still be in Cleveland
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Christmas lights in Toronto have a mortal enemy in squirrels: "I believe it totally has to do with one or more squirrels who perhaps don't like Christmas"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Congress passes, President Obama to sign "Talia's Law," named after little girl beaten to death by parents on Army base, that will require military officials to report all child abuse to state authorities. Wait, they weren't doing that before?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly demands to know why Trump keeps changing his climate change stance, and the Storm Trumper spokesman squirms in his seat and dodges so much Kelly mockingly asks, "Is that a hard question?"
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If genetically modified mosquitoes freak you out, brace yourself for what's next
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Government to require cars be able to talk to each other. So what happens when your Tesla turns down those rude suggestions from that Chevy Volt?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
While everyone was distracted by Trump meeting with Kanye, Alex Jones was quietly scrubbing "Pizzagate" from his website after the shooter cited Jones' videos as part of his motivation
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Mon December 12, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your seasonal tipping guide. Obviously servers and bartenders will get the usual 25-30 percent, but don't forget that cleaners, babysitters, hairdressers, etc. should all be getting the equivalent of one visit's cost as a holiday bonus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If new SEC rules are finalized requiring businesses to account for the impact of climate change in the "known or anticipated risks" part of SEC filings, Exxon will lose BILLIONS as it writes down asset valuations. Wonder how likely that is now?
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Once ubiquitous in public playgrounds around the United States, seesaws have largely vanished from much of the nation because of safety concerns"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Quick ... name what has been called the world's healthiest sport? (hint: It's NOT swimming or running)
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Thieves re-purpose mannequin challenge. Store not amused
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper bemoans commenters and inquires as to their purpose. Commenters fix spelling and grammar in article. Clearly the commenters are the most important part
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can you recognize these world currencies? Take the quiz and see if you can ace that along with the weekly FARK quiz
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, in a small village not too far from here, lived a small boy who took notes, did his homework, and scored 1089 on the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let's see if you can do better
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Thu December 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you disappear with the large amount of cash your employer gave you to deposit in the bank, it's probably overkill to send your employer an email the next day informing him that you quit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With all the chaos of 2016, it's good to take comfort in some universal constants: water is still wet, the sky is still blue, and Terry Gilliam's 'Don Quixote' is still delayed
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Wed December 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Yankees GM Brian Cashman says the Boston Red Sox are now the Golden State Warriors of MLB after their big trade acquisitions
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
House GOP repays steelworkers' support of Donald Trump by removing the 'Buy American Steel' requirement from federal funding bills
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quinceañera de Rubi gets 1.2 million RSVP's after local birthday invitation goes viral
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's dumber than the Mannequin Challenge? Being arrested for gang activity because of the Mannequin Challenge
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey goes full diva as she performs "All I Want For Christmas" complete with a bevvy of dancers pulling her sled, a snow machine, sequin leotard and 400 notes of runs in 20 seconds
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(National Review)
 
 
 
That National review decides that a 70-year old law requiring someone to be 10 years removed from active military service before becoming Secretary of defense is CLEARLY unconstitutional-just as Trump picks a general for Sec def who retired in 2013
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Roper spends $2.8 billion to acquire Deltek, immediately looks to raise the rent on Jack, Chrissy and Janet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ikea to provide all salaried and hourly employees four months of paid parental leave. Offer requires workers to follow Swedish instructions for assembly while missing a few nuts and bolts
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As DDT use has waned, mosquitoes have increased, leaving humans a choice between the birds and the bzzzzzzz
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$170 Million is not quite $4 Billion - Potato Potahtoe
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese lake squirrels become Fark squirrels by getting too fat to have sex because tourists won't stop feeding them
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
S-P-O, O-K-Y, Why? Because Ytterbium crystals may contain a quantum spin liquid leading to a new class of meta-materials
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's a quick history of music being used as a weapon, from cargo ships blasting Britney Spears at pirates off the coast of Somalia to inflicting the Sesame Street theme on Guantanamo detainees
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Kangaroo light. Squishy, hexagonal, flexible light pillow with 24 LEDs, lithium battery charged via USB, bluetooth enabled and iOS and Android apps available. Entirely too expensive yet oddly compelling. (Sponsored Link)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oxford University sued for £1 million by student who didn't get an 'A.' Sixteen years ago: "Faiz Siddiqui claims he would have had a successful career as an international commercial lawyer if he'd achieved a higher grade in Modern History in 1999"
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Flight Global)
 
 
 
USAF prepares to draft RFP for Huey replacement. Objective is 84 helicopters with capacity of 9 troops each, acquired at the highest possible price in order to keep contractor financially flush and America strong
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and for some weird reason you're still wearing pants. Well, have a drink, lose the pants, and settle in: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hitting your boyfriend in the face with a squid in front of the bagel shop might not be normal where you're from, but this...is...FLORIDA
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Magnetic "scientific, thinking" (space?) putty. Silly putty for geeks. What's the magnetic equivalent of copying the comic strip onto your silly putty?? (Sponsored Link)
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Senate quietly passes AIPAC supported bill that would make criticism of Israel a civil rights violation on college campuses. Imagine what could happen a few months from now
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The owner of the world's oldest cat fears he may have relinquished his title
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what are these strange, squishy objects washing up on the shores of Huntington Beach, California? No, it is not an excited sponge and his oblivious starfish friend
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old Republicans have discovered the power of old constituents and are quickly backing away from any changes to Medicare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I understand you, working-class America," quite like assembling the richest cabinet of gazillionaires in presidential history
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, As Oliver Queen prepares for his wedding with Laurel Lance he can't help but notice that something's not quite right. Meanwhile, the Dominators true plan to wipe out Earth's dairy production is revealed. (CW 8ET)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Small-government conservatives in Texas to require funeral services for fetuses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Phillip Morris CEO: Yeah, we can quit cigarettes. For real, this time
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Tue November 29, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Just in case you haven't noticed, the Golden State Warriors have quietly won 12 games in a row
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(The Street)
 
 
 
If you want a pair of Nike's $720 self-tying sneakers, you'd better run quickly
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Israel's apparently feeling like the neighborhood's been a little too quiet recently
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a Human/Wookiee one night stand resulting in a possible love child isn't on the cover of the National Enquirer nor is it one of the plot points of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump offers new, biglier, cheaper red Make America Great Again hat for his legions of supporters to buy before they become mandatory uniform requirements
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
On the way out the door, Obama leaves a shiat -andwich on the Resolute Desk for Trump to eat when he arrives by signing aggressive biofuels requirements that Trump can either undo and piss off everyone in corn country or keep and piss off oilmen
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Oh my, Cupid, that's quite the package you're packing in this refreshed theatre mural (safe for workish)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Sometimes Farkers forget about the kids when incompetent adults allow tragedy to strike. One family talks about how the Royals quietly didn't
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is why you don't mix coke with liquid nitrogen
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that the long and glorious tryptophan coma has worn off, Fark is ready to help you again...with the Fark Weird News Quiz. Black Friday, indeed
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
GAO says it's time to fix 401(k) rules requiring workers to wait one year to contribute. For younger workers who often change jobs early in their career, this costs them $411,439
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Terrified TV reporter quits after learning businessman she investigated was 'planning to murder her'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The formal procedure for obtaining the non-equilibrium corrections, the Chapman-Enskog series, results in non-physical equations in any post- Navier-Stokes order and, therefore, cannot be truncated at any step
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly is starting to think that Trump said lock her up just to get votes. Please, somebody quickly bring Megyn the fainting couch
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Politician who criticized squirrels gets hospitalized ... by a squirrel
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One good thing about about Trump's victory: it's a great dopey Republican official detector. The dopes figure they can say any ole thing (like their hero Trump) and they then can quickly be disgraced and fired. Expect more idiots to lose their jobs
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Quinnipiac poll finds that most Americans want Trump to STFU and stay off of Twitter. Good luck with that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Octomom is still around, apparently didn't just cease to exist when we quit looking
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mom pays $250 for a replica of a Squidward painting from Spongebob. But she doesn't know what it is, and believes the seller who told her it could be worth $3,000
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Catholic Church launches 'Sindr': the phone app which helps you get a quick confession in, if you have sinned
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Tue November 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
If they bring a bike, you bring a squirrel. That's the Chicago way
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hello. I am dog ...and I just won the Mannequin Challenge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's play Party Quirks: Your card reads, "Racist businessman slowly turning into Hillary Clinton"
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Editorialist: I hated Breaking Bad. Mad Men sucked. Game of Thrones bores me. And now I'm about to quit Westworld. Why do I have such a hard time seeing what everybody else likes in these terrible shows?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Haven't heard from Tila Tequila in a while. [Clicks on Tila Tequila story.] Hope we don't hear from Tila Tequila again for a while
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Joe Thomas unhappy with the Browns offensive line. On the plus side, they're kicking ass at the mannequin challenge
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeopathy doesn't work and now its makers are legally required to note that in their advertising
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legendary Pictures acquires film rights to 'Dune'. No word if latex bikini briefs also acquired
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couch ready. Ivanka, Donald Jr., and Eric all have equity stakes in the Old DC Post office hotel without contributing a dime
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
How are Maggie and the baby faring? Will Negan learn she survived when the Saviors visit Hilltop? Will Carl turned a blind eye towards Rick's seeming acquiescence? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Texas proposes a bill that would require teachers publicly 'out' gay students
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Quick: Name the top three states with the highest rate of divorce. California? Nope. New York? Nah. Texas? Nice try
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
No matter who you are. Not matter where you're from. This is for you. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Xiaopang, educational robot displayed at Beijing tech fair, feels the rage and attacks visitor with broken glass, requiring stitches. In other news, the rise of the machines has begun, but is being tagged as accidental to avoid widespread panic
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC shrimpers protesting proposed new rules that would limit their catch, require extra bathroom on boats
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
This overcooked school hamburger is creating quite a stir online, but hey it is probably better than what most school lunches are to begin with
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Thu November 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary makes her first public speaking appearance since the political equivalent of the Buttfumble, having gotten sick of Bill mumbling "it's the economy, stupid" every time he walks past her at home
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Due to a quirk in the new California recreational marijuana law, medical marijuana is tax free until 2018. Subby thinks he knows what was going on at that initiative drafting party
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists are now monitoring bears in Alaska by collecting their saliva. Field equipment consists of a Q-tip and a pair of track shoes
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Wed November 16, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google's experimental AI would like your drawings so that it can learn how to identify objects, especially if you can draw a quick sketch of Sarah Connor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
All Trump transition team members signed a strict Code of Ethics that requires them to recuse themselves from any area they've lobbied for in the past; but at least 8 of the members are in clear violation of it. Almost as if the Code was just for show
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trumpcare may provide pre-existing condition coverage by requiring people not to have a break in insurance coverage, and slamming them with "high risk" premiums if they do. Good thing insurance companies are so good about keeping people enrolled
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Take this quiz to find out what steps Facebook & Google are taking to confront fake news
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Quidditch Premier League launched in UK
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Mon November 14, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you buy an electric vehicle after September 1, 2019, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration's "Quiet Car" rule will require it to make noise. What noise would you suggest it make?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Siemens to acquire Mentor Graphics. They now have all the engineering tools to go from conception to delivery
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So how did Trump win? Arrogance and hubris. How did Clinton lose? Arrogance and hubris. It's almost as if there was some subtle difference between the two candidates, though we can't quite put our finger on it
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(Leon Russell's Official Site)
 
 
 
2016 isn't quite done assembling the celestial band. Blues-rock legend Leon Russell dead at 74
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After two bankruptcies and a liquidation sale Hostess posts a very healthy 3Q profit of $31 million, as management proves that they're not a bunch of Ding Dongs
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back, everybody, to the latest installment of the Fark Weird News Quiz, now with more than just scotchy scotch scotch
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Perfumania: "Let's just quietly restock Trump Colognes now that we got a lot of good PR from publicly cutting ties with him over his racist remarks. Nobody will notice"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not quite the White House, but Barack Obama's new digs post-presidency aren't too shabby
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
A seven week delay comes to an end for the Worldview 4 Earth imaging satellite and its Atlas 5 taxi. The wildfire is out and ground equipment repaired at Vandenberg AFB. Liftoff scheduled for 1:30PM EST, webcast begins 25 minutes prior
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon only gets its crap to your house so quickly because it forces its drivers to piss in Gatorade bottles and poop in bags to make schedule during their 12+-hour illegal shifts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Public sector worker who didn't show up to work for more than 10 years appeals decision to freeze his salary because he is 'quite upset about it'
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these acrobatic squirrels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cornell Medical College seminar tells doctors to prescribe exercise to their patients. Doctors said they would do it right after patients took their other recommendations to quit drinking, quit smoking and quit junk food
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(National Review)
 
 
 
If you squint, unskew a few numbers, and maybe if Obama insulted half the country as "deplorables", then, based on the numbers, Donald Trump would have beaten him in 2012
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ground-breaking theoretical work by physics researchers showing that under certain conditions gases can form into stable droplets - as liquids do - has now been confirmed experimentally by scientists in Germany"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pledge to "ban all Muslims" no longer on his website. Man, that was quick
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Wed November 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump won due to white vot-- Sorry, news coming in: Trump won because 29% of Latinos, more than what Romney got, voted for him, as well as 13% of African-American men and quite a lot of black women
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
No country in the world requires wedding photos to have a thick topping of Photoshop more than Russia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
MSNBC's king of false equivalence has analyzed this election and the fault goes to.....both sides. Now who should I vote for?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade said on the air that Austyn Crites' grandmother, Wilda Austin, was "voting" despite being dead since 2002. This came as quite a surprise to her, as she is still very much alive
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Today is our independence day." Subby would prefer if he would just go quietly into the night and vanish already
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dark matter is just a way of saying we didn't quite understand gravity. Until now
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Some revolutions are quiet, calm, and superbly effective. Here is the radical agenda Americans will be endorsing tomorrow
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Remember the squirrel attack at the Florida senior community? There was a second attack, but this time the seniors stood their ground
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Mon November 07, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
A quick guide to the f*ckload of propositions on California's ballot
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Blue 23 Blue 23 Set HUT Set SQUIRREL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the latest internet craze that does nothing, and benefits no one, people are making short videos of themselves and their friends posed like mannequins. Here's a tissue so you can wipe your tears
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Protecting your children, the wise and noble public servants of San Joaquin County, California put the hammer down on the looming menace of ceviche bootlegging
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Sun November 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Punkin Chunkin blast critically injures person when fragments from the exploding cannon hit them in the head. Who would have thought that shooting gourds hundreds of feet with homemade equipment would be dangerous?
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Sat November 05, 2016
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The war against baseball analytics is over, vanquished by Theo Epstein. Long live analytics
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(The Hill)
 
Boobies
 
Did the National Enquirer quash a story about a 2006 Trump affair with Playboy's 1998 Playmate of the Year? Tag is for her bolt-ons
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, class. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Guaranteed to be John Stamos free for at least one more week
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How did people in 1939 think clothing would look in the year 2000? Let's just say we're all glad it didn't turn out quite like they forecasted
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino says he's only going to make two more films before retiring, but let's not start sucking each others' dicks quite yet
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
NFL admits to Seahawks that it blew quite a few calls in their game against the Saints. And just when Seahawks fans had quit complaining about the bad officiating at Super Bowl XL
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tibetans quietly protest "whitewashed" Doctor Strange character. Blackwashed Mordo and majorly promoted Wong smile in amusement
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Squirrel goes nuts, attacks at least 3 people at senior center
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
If Trump wins next Tuesday, it won't be like the election of a tyrant overlord. It'll be more like Joffrey Baratheon's reign. Born to wealth, with a child's level of sophistication, cruel and quick to anger, and missed by nobody after four years
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The reason millennials are catching STIs quicker than they catch Pokémon? Many are simply not using condoms"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Rest of the planet to America: OK, we get your fascination with an orange buffoon, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, remember that you're the nation that has always done the right thing during a crisis, and quite frankly, we're shiatting ourselves right now
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
75-year-old man fights off armed carjackers: 'One pulled a knife and my reaction to that was if you come close to me I will stick that knife up your bum. People of my age are entitled to a quiet life, and I will fight every time"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
'I'm a single 23 yo trying to get rid of a car. It needs just a little work to run but doesn't run now. It's an 86 Chevette. If you haul it or fix it to drive away it's yours. I will offer a blowjob to get it off my property. Serious inquiries only.'
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A quick list of all the ways Trump and Putin appear to be gargling each others' nuts, in case you're having trouble keeping track of them all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can Donald Trump read? Inquiring minds want too no
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(SciFeeds)
 
 
 
"Scientists to unleash millions of mosquitoes to have sex with their cousins and kill them." Man, those scientists must really hate their cousins
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Over 1/3 of lay-about, lazy, overpaid federal workers will quit if The Donald becomes President. Will they also move to Canada?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Living in close proximity to a cemetery can knock off a quarter of your house's value even though the neighbors are very quiet
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The secret rooms on planes that you only wish you could sneak a 'mile high' quickie with your SO in
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The selection of the jury that will acquit Michael Slager has begun
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Sat October 29, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Maher takes on the false equivalency of Trump and Clinton in "New Rules"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The definitive ranking of Halloween candy, which is quite good other than being completely and utterly WRONG. SMARTIES 4EVAR
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's quickly becoming clear the real loser in the whole email mess is FBI Director Comey. Or rather, come January, former FBI Director Comey
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher asks student to quit stabbing styrofoam dinosaur and then....wow. That escalated quickly
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Death, Taxes, and the Fark Quiz every Friday
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
American Airlines 383: Remember that safety briefing we just had? Time for a pop quiz on emergency evacuations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling has magically become a Seahawks fan after Richard Sherman dresses up as Harry Potter. Quidditch fans are not pleased
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonians were acquitted because the jury didn't know what the definition of "conspiracy" was
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bundy acquittal so ridiculous even his own attorney is stunned. By U.S. Marshals
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mostly white housemates decided to hold a discussion on racism; they advertised it. A minority showed up but was quickly kicked out because someone felt uncomfortable talking about racism around strangers. Did they miss the point?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the man who managed to dupe Trumpers and Fox News by creating a satirical website that fed into right-leaning conspiracies and was quickly embraced as "True News"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why the Politics tab is so quiet today, it's probably because somebody set Russia's notorious "troll factory" ablaze with molotov cocktails last night
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If your 8-year-old picks up a dead squirrel on the way to school and tells the teacher it's for making squirrel dumplings that night ... you might be a redneck
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(Gambit Weekly)
 
 
 
And a new front runner emerges in the race for the best description of a sex scandal plagued local politician who won't quit no matter what: Delusional Suburban Caligula
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Latest O'Queef video allegation: Clinton personally ordered duck. Wikileaks to verify whether there was a quid-pro-quo for a side of plum sauce
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Mon October 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be vewy vewy quiet, Hillary Clinton is quietly hunting for Republicans to join her
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO promises to not mess with the "culturally significant" journalism of CNN if its acquisition of Time Warner goes through. Well, that's the easiest promise in the world to make
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead Quitters Club: "We're leaving the show for good this time." this is not a repeat from seasons 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, or one
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
One-third of all new teachers from 2010 have already quit the profession
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover "binary binary" stellar system, which puts them on the hunt now for tribinary and quadribinary systems, and if Gillette gets involved, quintibinary stellar systems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want a ticket to see the Cubs in the World Series? Get out your checkbook. And take out a home equity loan. And sell your first born
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Craft beer labels featuring cartoons are becoming increasingly cute and quirky ... and it's having a marked appeal to minors. Joe Camel nods approvingly
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When Salma Hayek wouldn't date him, Donald Trump planted a story in the National Enquirer saying he wouldn't date her because she's too short
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Here's a quiz. Since 1972, when do you think the United States had the biggest turnout in a presidential election, measured by the percentage of the voting-age population that actually voted?"
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
That Fark Weird News Quiz is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop--ever, until you take it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary can't even do quid-pro-quo right
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Boobies
 
Parents complain that 55' nude statue is inappropriate, say children should only see boobies on smaller statues, mannequins, paintings, National Geographic, the internet, and that magazine Dad keeps under the mattress
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Thu October 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann is quite put out with Trump's vow to ignore the election results, and goes on an epic seven minute takedown of Donald, the RNC, GOP, and every American who thinks he's a viable candidate
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Iraq, the battle of take back control of Mosul from ISIS is going well. In fact, it's going quite a bit faster than planned. So hey, good news
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(The Week)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Steve Schmidt says Trump's refusal to concede if he loses a "clear and present danger to the republic" and a "truly disqualifying moment." Then he insulted old men who feed squirrels in parks by comparing Trump to them
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Wed October 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's email password quit working recently
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Manipulating the neurons of mosquitoes, cannibals, could convince them that humans taste disgusting
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
I have been a Liberal for quite some time and I take offense to being called a racist for not accepting Clinton
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens if a truck carrying steel beams stops too quickly?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who needs an emotional support duck? Well, possibly quite a number of Americans, depending on how the whole election thing turns out
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Exquisite fireball adds some excitement to life in Ottawa
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(ReadWrite)
 
 
 
Dubai crowned as the 'smartest' city in the Gulf. Pop quiz, name one other Gulf city
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Visa CEO quits because the job prevents him from being everywhere he wants to be with his family
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Australian senator and construction magnate Bob Day resigns to spend more time with his liquidators
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The navy is quietly arming its supercarriers with anti-torpedo torpedoes. Can the anti-torpedo-torpedo torpedo be far behind?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Painkiller addicts don't find babies cute, worrying doctors as well as Subby, who apparently should be taking horse tranquilizers or something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
THE SMOKING GUN FOUND: Newly released documents show senior State Department official asked FBI to re-mark classified e-mail in exchange for a "quid pro quo". TO THE TOP. NO BRAKES
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The weekend is almost here, but that doesn't mean you get out of the Fark Weird News Quiz. I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
You know the election season is bad when it causes a radio talk show host to walk out and quit while on the air - hero tag for doing something we all wish we could do
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Nothing brightens a hospital patient's day quite like bringing them flowers. Until they find out they are recycled flowers left behind at a funeral
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Average smokers delay quitting for more than seven years because they'd rather risk cancer than get fat
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know there is one VERY prominent female Trump supporter who has mysteriously been VERY quiet when it comes to defending him against all these sexual harassment allegations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Quick, let's go find another goalie for us"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan sounds the Trump alarm, though with his timing it's the equivalent of the Titanic's captain ordering everyone to abandon ship as the boat's already 3/4 of the way underwater
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Londonist)
 
 
 
Because it's a Winter Olympics off-year, London hipsters proclaim curling The Next Big Thing, will open pop-up rooftop curling club in Stratford featuring four neon-lit curling lanes and lodge equipped with flame heaters, hot toddies, and karaoke
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Drive)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the U.S. Navy wasn't quite as passive during the attack on the USS Mason as was initially thought
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(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Al Gore is in south Florida to campaign for Hillary, quietly weep in the courthouse closet next to a dusty box of 16-year-old ballots
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evangelical Pastor: "I won't quit Donald Trump's Advisory Board unless he does something even worse." Expected to hand in resignation by Thursday
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(GQ)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody, the New York Comic Con was awash with Harley Quinns
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese boss requires all female employees to kiss him every morning, saying it ""fosters good relationships among colleagues"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Seven stars who changed their names from the ones they were born with. Admittedly Joaquin Phoenix sounds better than Joaquin Bottom
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway insists Trump's comment about locking Hillary in jail was "just a quip." Yes, people joke about prison ALL THE TIME
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I respect his kids." "She doesn't quit. She doesn't give up." Town Hall debate wrapup thread
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
You're not cool until your favorite cereal is Quisp. Understand this importance in life
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not quite feeling like yourself? Before calling the doctor, check the barometric pressure
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Sat October 08, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know how to fall asleep quickly? Here is how the military does it
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. With vitamins, minerals, and maybe a little dirt mixed in
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal agents arrest eight, including six soldiers, who were stealing military weapons and equipment from Fort Campbell and selling it to buyers around the world. The feds cracked this ring by using an investigative technique called "browsing eBay"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
World's oldest cat turns 31 (equivalent to 141 in human years) and has the 1000-yard stare to prove it
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina governor quietly diverts money from disaster relief to pay for legal challenges against the state's infamous anti-LGBT bathroom bill. At least there's not a hurricane bearing down on them or anything
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
ME Congressman Bruce Colquin: "It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say I'm against body shaming women." Opponent Emily Cain: "Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man, but quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Disney•Pixar presents Dug in real lif-- SQUIRREL
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Wed October 05, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Joe Biden reveals his post-election plans, though he won't be riding quietly into the sunset in his Trans-Am
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(El Paso Inc.)
 
 
 
Construction crews in Iceland are having problems. Do they blame a) bad weather b) bad equipment c) elves?
source: elpasoinc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So was Mike Pence's evisceration of Tim Kaine last night more like Sub-Zero dragging his opponent toward him with his grappling hook and ripping out his heart, or more like Darth Maul stabbing Qui-Jon through the heart with his lightsaber?
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how the coffee industry has quietly solved business problems like the refugee crisis, terrorism, rising sea levels, frequent floods, droughts and wildfires. is there anything coffee can't do?
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Mon October 03, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why drug addicts require a minimum of 28 days to get through rehab. Or not: "As far as I know, there's nothing magical about 28 days"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. You're a president who owes millions of dollars to a German bank facing billions in federal fines, and you oversee the Justice Department that regulates them. What do you do? What do you DO?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The definition of a good friend now includes lending your pants to a girl so she can take a school quiz
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Although sand bubbler crabs sounds like something you'd get after a drunken weekend at the Jersey Shore, they are actually quite capable of making beautiful beach art
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Alaskan reporter who said "Fark it, I quit" on air to support marijuana legalization is now facing 54 years in prison. For a weed. That's legal in her state. If only there was some logical explanation as to her treatment
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, and it's the best. Everybody says what a really great quiz it is. Really the best quiz there is, that's what they say
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Researchers of self-driving cars identify "six-second rule" as minimum time human drivers require to wake up from their Harry Potter viewing sessions and take control of car before it crashes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Erdogan looks off Turkey's coast and notes that some Greek islands are really quite spiffy
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"A party led by Donald Trump can never be a true Conservative Party. This is a requiem for American Conservatism"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Because nobody embodies the brutal, sweaty, violent essence of the NFL quite like Lady Gaga
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bourdain praises Orwell for life-changing 1933 novel of dishwasher who documented dirty truths of fancy Euro restaurants. "Long before I did it with Kitchen Confidential, he pissed off a lot of restaurateurs who would rather have kept it all quiet"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
X-ray free-electron laser is aiding the fight against Zika-carrying mosquitoes. It's not sharks with laser beams on their heads, but it's getting there
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greg Gutfeld jokes Roger Ailes gave Donald Trump sexist advice, laughs at his own joke. Then he realized everyone else went quiet and looked as if they could see the semi barreling towards them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign picked up $18 million in post debate donations. Most of those earmarked for NyQuil to rid him of those sniffles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a quick explainer on planetary formation dynamics using analogies from Harry Potter that you already know
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Dallas Morning News, Cincinnati Enquirer, and Arizona Republic newspapers have three things in common; 1) They haven't endorsed a Democratic for a combined 297 years; 2) They've all endorse Hillary Clinton; 3) Lots of subscription cancellations
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
EA Sports finally notice that Dybala is actually quite good, amend his FIFA stats
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck admits he was going to retire from radio and run for office, but not anymore. Whew, we dodged quite a bullet there
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Home Chef meals at home 30%ish off. Small print (under 'specs'): one per household / address, new customers only, membership required (membership requirements flexible), can't deliver in 5% of US - see map. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A video purporting to show a two-headed squirrel has sparked debate over whether the creature is a freak of nature or an optical illusion"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bourdain reiterates love of Detroit, rips predatory culinary schools that take advantage of students. "I think a lot of them are walking in the door expecting to be on TV two weeks later. And they get pissed off when they're asked to clean squid"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Guess what, Computer Science 101 students working on Sieve of Eratosthenes problem? YOU'RE CODING IT WRONG. Peruvian mathematician announces "the modified version of the sieve requires a few million bits instead of a billion bits"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
After the disastrous debate, Trump immediately turned to Lumpy for assurance. Megyn Kelly observed this and quipped, "I hope Trump will speak to the journalists in the room after he's done talking to Sean." OH SNAP
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Koko the gorilla takes a quick guitar lesson from the Red Hot Chili Peppers' bass player
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain, 60, discusses his healthful food and drink choices on recent work visit to LA. Spoiler: bacon, banchan, double-doubles, street-fair-style sausage-and-pepper heroes, tequila, and caipirinha ("plenty of Vitamin C") are on the menu
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Europa's a squirter
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson blames 'troll army' for rumor that running mate might quit. FOR THE HORDE
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Be thankful that Marvel decided to change the shooting schedule for Doctor Strange to accommodate Benedict Cumberbatch's schedule. The other actors considered for the lead were Joaquin Phoenix, Ryan Gosling, and Jared Leto
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Former NFL linebacker has quite an adventure accidentally solving a murder case and, thanks to CTE, will treasure those memories for the next 3.5 hours
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man cited for using the classic mannequin in the carpool lane trick. Funny mannequin thread, anyone?
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Internet addiction linked to mental health issues. I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I JUST NEED TO SUBMIT ONE MORE ARTICLE
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Light brown, marbleized and with a liquid center
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Today's newspaper endorsing a Democrat for the first time in seemingly forever: the Cincinnati Enquirer, whose last Democrat was Woodrow Wilson in 1916
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
First they made black squid ink burgers, now Japan brings us black Halloween Doritos
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
A little late, but still here: it's your Friday Fark Weird News Quiz
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Five people hired at McDonald's. FARK: They are quintuplets, all hired at the same time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN law enforcement analyst squirms to find justification for Officer Shelby's actions: 'She had the authority to make bad decisions, and her fear of the suspect was completely rational given the circumstances'
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With the fall equinox the days are getting shorter, and here are some odd side effects that happen to your body as we get closer to the winter solstice
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can find time capsules buried inside a Burbank bridge, under a statue of the author who wrote 'Don Quixote,' and on the Moon
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3D-printed acoustic holograms require only one ultrasonic transducer to manipulate objects in midair. I don't know what any of that means, but if anyone needs me I'll be on Holodeck 3
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be the next UN Secretary-General? Take this quiz and find out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyers for the State of Kansas are in front of the Kansas Supreme Court arguing against a court order that would require them to boost school funding by $1 billion, arguing a Kansan with an education is a like a mule with a spinning wheel
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Building a new mosquito could end malaria. Do it now, dammit. DO IT NOW
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Top eSports athlete has tattoos to survive in prison, but not quite the definition
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson plans to quit touring and take up permanent residency at the Grand Ole Opry
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Bull is the TV equivalent of putting a Harambe T-shirt on your dad; it tries really hard to be cool, but it's loosely based on the life of Dr. Phil, so all hope is lost from the first moment"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Good: Police calls about man on roof turn out to be a mannequin. Bad: It's dressed in a KKK hood and robe. Fark: Connecticut
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Fast-food stalwarts like Arby's, KFC, and Taco Bell are getting hip remodels because reliable food and quick service aren't enough for millennials. Arby's exec: "Our food and crew are great; fixing the restaurants is the easiest thing to fix"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This Thursday the testes of the male Siberian hamster will swell up to almost 17 times their normal size, shrinking as the day progresses. And other things you didn't know about the Autumn Equinox
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