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377 headlines found matching 'Qui'
Sat October 21, 2017
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The latest 80s television show to be rebooted? Magnum P.I. No word on if the awful mustache will be required
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Fri October 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Richard Spencer's entire UF speech. It makes WWE look quietly rational
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the Cubbies stave off elimination again? Can the Dodgers close it out on the road? Will Joe Maddon get tossed for a third time? Kershaw vs Quintana duel it out in game 5 of the NLCS @ 8pm ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I dated my ex long enough that we acquired two cats and a dog; when we split, I got the dog and one cat. She had me take care of her cat during a period of uncertainty and has yet to take it back; I feel I can't move on. What do?"
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's how mosquitos suck your blood and escape without you feeling their presence. Very similar to dealing with politicians
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Adobe acquires KyleBrush.com adding digital brushes, rowdiness and wrecks
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Acquitted are the cheesemakers
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
House of Saud/Putin or why I quit worrying and learned to love higher oil prices
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Patriot not Partisan)
 
 
 
Farker gets piece published critiquing the rhetorical strategy of Donny TwoScoops. That's the joke
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Story is not quite as Fark-ready as headline implies: "Pony evacuated in back seat of Honda accord." The picture is better though
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, it's not quite as good as "dotard" but "strangler of peace" is a decent jibe. Best Korea is pretty good at this insult game
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Rabbit touchdown (not to be confused with the Squirrel Touchdown a few weeks ago)
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Sat October 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
California becomes the first state in the nation to require pet stores to only sell rescue dogs, cats and rabbits
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You're facing a death-penalty trial. Your defense team quits, citing an government misconduct. And the government won't let them tell you why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Milking" a cone snail is an elaborate bait-and-switch exercise involving one snail, a dead fish, a venomous proboscis, a small plastic vial, and some quick thinking. The more you know
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Tired of frat boys explaining to you about what makes tequila so great? Here's a botanist explaining to you about what makes tequila so great
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Indiana GOPer drafts bill to require licenses before you are allowed to have 1st Amendment rights
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Want to find out if you're a food asshole? Take this short quiz
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What does Facebook consider to be hate speech? The New York Times is here with a handy quiz to show the extent of it
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's governor is quickly learning that sucking up to Trump doesn't work, either
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AT&T learns that buying DirecTV just as the cord-cutting revolution was gaining momentum was probably not the brightest of business acquisitions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire Donor Tom Steyer, AKA "The Democratic version of the Koch brothers" has laid down a marker to Congressional Democrats as to the quo he expects for all his quid in 2018: A commitment to try to impeach Trump if they get the majority
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I fresh-grated a potato, added garlic salt and black pepper, fried in a hot skillet, and my hasbrowns still came out a bit mushy. Help me out or take the Weekly Weird News Quiz for October 1-7, hashbrown edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best way to quit ever: Spray painting 'up yours I quit' and 'stick your job up your a***' on your boss's car. Worst way to quit ever: Also writing 'worse boss ever'
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This bar was designed by geeks for geeks to enjoy all of their geeky delight. We will not be showing sports unless it is BattleBots, drone racing or quidditch
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax hacked. This is not a repeat from a month ago
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(Some Person)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the Trump administration official in charge of pipeline safety personally profiting from oil spill equipment sales. Feeling great yet?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenya court, parliament elect Muddy Waters - wait, I don't think I read that quite right
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sears Canada prepares to liquidate
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Jon Snow is shutting down Game of Thrones production so everyone can attend his wedding to Ygritte. HBO executives quietly passing out daggers
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
That 2016 Trump tower meeting was either innocent or "hilariously not-quite-innocent" depending on who you ask what happened
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical piece of farm equipment
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Merkel and Macron, the M&Ms of sanity in the EU, conspire to prevent a quick Brexit and thwart Theresa May, the forgotten M that probably had mint in it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Actual headline "Topless dancer loses pot-laced box of bakery." Police require more time to investigate how baked the bakery will bake you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've got too much bad news yet again this week. Take some time away from it with the Fark News Quiz, Sept. 24-30 banana edition. Because it's bananas
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Those must have been some really talented hackers to beat Equifax's data encryption... oh
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another year, another scapegoat in Anaheim as hitting coach Dave Hansen is fired for not acquiring enough talent to produce a real offense out of a bunch of spare parts, albatross contracts, and Mike Trout
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If a squinty-eyed stare is prerequisite for public office, this guy is a shoe-in
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a county prosecutor quite like hearing that the defendant wants to talk about jury nullification during his trial. Especially when the defendant is known as Weedman
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein has been sexually harassing and assaulting young women for the last 20 years, including Rose McGowan and Ashley Judd, and has quietly paid multiple 5- and 6-figure settlements
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Wed October 04, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man carrying a .357-caliber Magnum, a loaded .45-caliber semi-automatic, a .223-caliber fully automatic assault rifle, a .308-caliber fully automatic assault rifle, more than 900 rounds of ammunition, and survival equipment pulled over for speeding
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Explosive bursts of methane followed by liquid make Subby question the sanity of a Mars mission
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Equifax, the company that hired a music major with ZERO IT background as their CIO, has finally come clean on the root cause of their breech: "It was Carl from the Help Desk. He forgot to patch stuff"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People quickly notice something amiss with conference on feminism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS gives fraud protection contract to...*drumroll*...Equifax? Oh for fuc-*sad trombone*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Israel requires all citizens serve in its military. Should the US require all men work a year in the customer service industry?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many sad things going on right now, so here are some dolphins completely captivated by a pair of squirrels. Hope it cheers you up. (with video)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly should quit acting nice, just be herself
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Equifax is being extra careful with the payroll records of Fortune 500 and Government employees. Promise. Pinky swear. Super careful
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax is gonna look int'a itself on allegations that executives knew about the hack when they traded large amounts of shares. You see, we will totally get to the bottom of this. In your face, anti-capitalistic naysayers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After 20 years in development hell, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote is set to release in March, 2018. Hell braces for record cold spell
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shooter's brother gives voice to the bafflement affecting all of us: "Where the hell did he get automatic weapons? He has no military background or anything like that, he's a guy who lived in a house in Mesquite and drove down and gambled in Vegas"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It took sixteen hours, but 26,000 mosquitoes were trapped and subsequently killed for science or something
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Sun October 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's Election Day for Catalonia independence. Will there be a new country when the voting is done? Will civil war break out in Spain. Does anybody ever really expect a Spanish Inquisition?
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a genetically engineered bacteria to put an end to malaria ... that is spread through mosquito sex. And this is how the zombie apocalypse actually begins
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Actor proves quite convincing playing a robber, cops hail his performance as role of a lifetime
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Buried in the fine print of the Senate GOP's budget plan is a provision eliminating the requirement to obtain a CBO score before voting on legislation
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
By acquiring TaskRabbit, IKEA is now finally in the business of assembling furniture
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Airplane geeks quivering orgiastically amid sightings at the Skunk Works of a demonstrator SR-72, a plane to replace the famed Blackbird, the fastest production aircraft ever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While everyone was watching the latest attempt to "repeal and replace" Obamacare go down in flames, the Senate quietly passed a bi-partisan bill that expands an Obamacare program that improves care for seniors and makes Medicare cost less
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"GOP faces charges of hypocrisy with Kushner emails" Quick, footman, have the maid-of-all-work fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts, I do fear my constitution is not the equal of this most shocking and unforeseen development
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
'Hey, hey, hey, it's me, Equifax. Honestly, honey, it's you I've always loved. Won't you give me another chance? Please? I swear I won't cheat on you again.' - New Equifax CEO
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
80s alt-rockers The Pixies set off smoke alarms during a concert in Portland, requiring EMS response
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you think of the idea of requiring display of a banner reading, "for entertainment purposes only" above the screen on programs like F&F? Or a banner reading, "this information has been been fact-checked" above actual news programs?
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Hello muddahs / Hello faddahs / Here I am at / Camp John Waters / It was trashy / Life-affirming / But the pics ain't safe for work and you'd be squirming
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle traded its soul when it acquired Jimmy Graham
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Equifax CEO has unfurled his golden parachute to the tune of $18.4 million
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With Moore's win, Dems think they have a shot at winning a Senate seat in Alabama. It's the political equivalent of a behind-the-back, looking-into-a-mirror, trying to hit a moving target 500 yards away, with a pistol, shot; but it IS a shot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when strategic analysts were saying war with NK was unlikely despite all the rhetoric because neither side was initiating any sort of troop or equipment movement? North Korea just initiated troop and equipment movement
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Online chef "Ms Yeah" becomes viral sensation in China for her narration-free videos on desktop Chinese cooking using everyday home and office equipment such as irons, hair curlers, and computer cases
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Equifax CEO decides now would be a perfect time to retire
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Major multi-national accounting firm hacked. But not to worry, it's only like .0000001% of an Equifax
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You think you remember one of Tony Orlando's hits, but you can't quite put your finger on it? That's okay, neither can he
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"SOY LEGHEMOGLOBIN'S VEGAN" doesn't have quite the same apocalyptic ring though
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Ohio looking to raise the state's average IQ by requiring the birth of all fetuses with Down syndrome
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Experian (not Equifax) is now trying to trick people into foregoing class action rights against them for the rest of your life via a "free dark Web scan"
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Subby would submit a thread for the NASCAR NyQuil Cup Series' latest Chaseoff race this week, but the prospect of 300 boring laps at Snooze Hampshire's Sominex 300 at 2pm ET on NBCSN has already put him out like a light
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Welcome to Vulcan, Alberta: where the locals have come to embrace the strangely costumed outsiders who appear because of their town's name, if only for the cash they bring. Subby forgets which Law of Acquisition this would satisfy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey Trump speechwriters, you should quit unless you want to be known as the worst speech writers ever to put crayon to colored paper. Nothing about Trump will be good for your future. This is a fact for everyone in the White House
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin high school requires girls wearing dresses submit photos of themselves wearing the dress before they buy tickets to homecoming
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Squirrel Touchdown
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share easy meal ideas, quick fixes, "must-go" meals (clean the fridge out and either eat it or toss it as it's not going to last any longer). Difficulty: kid approved and non kitchen destroying preps
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Worlds in the outer solar system never get warm enough to have liquid water. So how do they have it, anyway?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sometimes, a puppy's just gotta howl...but what happens when a puppy hasn't quite figured it out yet? Better get some insulin ready
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma ventriloquist wins America's Got Talent with double-dummy performance, announces she will be joining the Golden State Warriors next season
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo's solution to end the North Korean threat in just two days requires two Italians and a Buick
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Autocorrect is making life hell for Equinox but life great for Equifax, the true target for online and mobile hatred
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I just got bit by a mosquito at my desk at work, for the 4th time this week. How can I turn this into a fat payout so I can retire?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Almost 10,000 EU health workers have quit the NHS since Brexit vote. Well, with all that money they're saving on staffing costs, perhaps they won't even need the extra £350m a week Brexiteers promised
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've been to Detroit Metropolitan Airport North Terminal restrooms recently and went to wash your hands, that viscous stuff you squirted on your appendages to clean yourself WASN'T ALL SOAP
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Australia the mosquitoes might be transmitting flesh-eating bacteria
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax hangs up the "Gone Phishing" sign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Russia inquiry's special counsel has sought a range of records that suggest EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
WH: We don't care how bad the bill is or how many people it kills, it's worth it if Trump can claim he destroyed Obamacare. It could have a provision requiring that babies be fed to puppies then tossed into a wood chipper, he'd still sign it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LifeLock: Buy an anti-fraud package from us because of dreadful things like the Equifax hack. Also LifeLock: We're proud to have a four-year contract with Equifax to help defend our customers from fraud
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After getting buzzed by North Korean missiles Japan's prime minister is looking to quickly rewrite their pacifist Constitution
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Showing they really took that "de-escalation" training to heart, St Louis cops in riot gear shout "Whose streets? OUR Streets" after dispersing protesters angry over the acquittal of an officer who murdered a suspect and planted a gun on him
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
And now for a thoughtful, measured, and completely rational take on the Equifax hack: "Everyone Who Works at Equifax Should Be Put to Death Tomorrow at Sunrise"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sometimes it helps if you put up a link to the quiz once it's ready to go. It's the (very late) Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, Sept. 3-9 Tangerine Edition
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Sat September 16, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Quirkiest things to see as you drive through Alabama. Or maybe this will serve as a warning and you'll change your mind
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Equifax Chief Security Officer, with her master's and bachelor's degrees in music, has just 'retired'. And somebody is scrubbing any internet mentions of her, like she has something to hide
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Senators introduce a bill to make credit freezes permanently free. They must have read subby's post about Equifax
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are cats liquid or solid? How does holding a crocodile influence gambling? Does playing the didgeridoo cure snoring? They were among the things honored at the Ig Nobel Prize spoof awards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After weeks of delays for fears of riots, cop acquitted of murder. Judge said cop's use of personal firearm and yelling "I'm going to kill this motherfarker" was ambiguous and not indicative of intent
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren decides to take the battle to Equifax in an effort to protect consumers
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Actually, we can't call the Equifax breach the "worst ever" because, you know, we still don't know how big it is and, actually, "ever" means forever and that hasn't happened yet so, actually, there could be a worse one later. Actually
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ever had a staff meeting where the boss becomes unhinged partway through and starts screaming at you in front of your peers, calls you an idiot, and demands you quit? Jeff Sessions has
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Listen, I know we have hurricane devastation and nuclear devastation to worry about, but let's get to that new bill that sets requirements for online dating
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Visa and Mastercard report that hackers have pilfered 200K credit cards accounts from Equifax. Fark: starting last November
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Guess which headlines are from Breitbart and which headlines are from 1920s KKK Newspapers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wait. Scarlett Johansson is single again? Well, why didn't anyone tell me. Quick, to the "In My Dreams" Copter
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Let's check in on Equifax's stock price, surely they've recovered by now
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The USAF's proud history of "acquiring" and test flying Russian airplanes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Just think about how much you and I are giving up in service to our country. You know what we really deserve? To requisition an Air Force jet for our honeymoon
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
An online portal designed to let Equifax employees in Argentina manage credit report disputes from consumers in that country was wide open, protected by perhaps the most easy-to-guess password combination ever: "admin/admin"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
As the smoke over marijuana clears, Indiana can't quite decide if it has legalized a liquid cannabis extract or not. Even state excise police are confused. They raided 57 stores -- and then decided they shouldn't have confiscated the product
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax feeling the heat after their cyber security breach. Congress might even send them a harshly worded letter and everything
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The lady who helped pass the law that requires you to marry a turtle has passed away
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
You are never going to guess what Equifax was lobbying for right before they got hacked. No, not that, you perv. Gutting regulations, but I liked your idea better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creators of DoNotPay, a bot that lets you automatically contest traffic tickets, has set up a website that will allow you to file a small claims lawsuit against Equifax for $10,000-$15,000 with a single click
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
NATO Chief: "North Korea requires a global response." Putin: "Good. Good. Just send all of NATO to deal with that little twerp. I'll just be over here...in Ukrainian wheat fields. Don't mind me"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Equifax and the big mean hackers
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
High school teacher gives students "drug and sex" quiz to score their decency. Hilarity ensues
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax can't do a farking thing correct
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
There once was a 5'10" kid from Milan, Italy who refused to quit
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Crystal Palace sets a record by firing a new manager after just 4 games. For you NFL fans, that's the equivalent of being fired as head coach after 6 quarters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We're all Equif*cked"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Equifax just might not have enough insurance coverage to cover financial losses from their ooppsie. Chapter 11 it is, then
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Worried because you checked the website Equifax put up to see if your information was compromised and it was? Just log in again and you may get a different answer
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Quit talking to 'the guys' down in the drain kid, you're scaring the bejebbies out of your mom
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There once was a biker from Maine, whose motoring skill was quite lame, he ran out of luck, turning left was the truck, last heard he was saying "oh Fark"
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The vultures descend on Equifax
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax removes terms of service that forced users to waive their rights to court remedies. BEHOLD THE POWER OF FA... um, er, the NY Attorney General
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Equifax has signed up everyone affected by their recent breach for complimentary monitoring through their TrustedID service. In unrelated news, this morning Equifax changed the EULA for TrustedID to say that users can't sue or join a class action
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that airport on Saint Martin that's approach required Jumbo jets to fly a few dozen feet over the heads of bathers at a popular beach? After Irma, it's not there anymore. The airport OR the beach
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Let's check in on Equifax's stock price to see how they're ... SELL MORTIMER, SELL
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Not news: I just tried setting up an IRC bouncer with EliteBNC. The server's response is quite illuminating. Fark: The nerds are bugging out; Hurricane Irma. DIT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Equifax has set up a website to check to see if you're one of the 144 million people who had their entire identity leaked on the internet due to Equifax sucking at cybersecurity
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Thu September 07, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Equifax hax leaves 143M potentially without fat stax
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man claiming to have wed with his home computer files suit against Alabama over same-sex marriage. Quite brave move, IMHO, admitting you can fit USB ports
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday and I'm making pancakes for dinner tonight, mainly so I have an excuse to put pancake syrup on my sausage links, so let's the do the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 27 - September 2 edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts ballot initiative would require presidential candidates to release tax returns
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(Storify)
 
 
 
Required Reading for liberals hating on Antifa
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Wed September 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL, always quick to make a decision on everything, decides maybe it's not a good idea to play a game in 185 MPH winds
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
That's quite a proctology situation for Trump-loving Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Alpine, with the feds looking at his iffy campaign spending all the way back to 2010
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Because Japan only has French maid culture, not actual maid culture, Prime Now-type startup believes it can succeed in managing smartphone-equipped Tokyo freelancers to shop for groceries at supermarket and deliver them to clients
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Pop quiz, hotshot. You are the president of the United Sta..." "Shoot the hostages." "But I haven't asked the question yet." "Shoot the hostages"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Somebody's watching Rockwell being acquired by United Technologies for $30 billion
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new genetic marker for schizophrenia discovered that doesn't require tin foil
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hard-won science grants will now require approval by a political officer before being awarded, comrades
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Gamers raised over $225,000 in 48 hours for Houston Food Banks in Harvey Relief Done Quick
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The middle class is making a quiet, triumphant comeback
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man creates site requiring you to pay him a dollar in order to see how many other people have paid him a dollar. Sounds dumb, but hey.... Trump was voted in. There appears to be enough of an audience for this
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Vaccine-manufacturing giant Sanofi quietly pulls the plug on its Zika vaccine project
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(Fark)
 
 
 
While we await our next national disaster (hopefully another huge hurricane we're not ready for and not thermonuclear war), Let's do the Weekly Weird News Quiz, August 20-26 Edition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'We could be in for a long war': Army says it's ill-equipped and unprepared to fight Russia in Europe
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
A large underground liquid chiller system keeps many buildings in downtown Phoenix cool during 115-degree summer days
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: another unexploded bomb from WWII found in Germany. Fark: 1.4 tonnes of explosive. Great reporting: "The HC 4000 bomb is assumed to have been dropped by Britain's Royal Air Force during the 1939-45 war." Bonus - photo of squirrel near bombsite
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In praise of equipoise
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
Obama's Presidential Library construction is requiring that at least 35% of the contracts to go minority-owned, local businesses. Of course, according to the fine people at the Federalist, this is blatant discrimination against white people
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
On a Friday news dump before a three day weekend, things could get quite interesting. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30ish PM EDT)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Games Done Quick is partnering with Houston Food Bank to raise money to feed all those affected by Hurricane Harvey starting tonight at 8 PM EST for 3 days of gaming goodness
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Reality TV Show about Bros living as Romans called "Bromans" in production. Coming up next: Reality TV Show "Bromans" canceled after angry Goths sack set, plunder TV production equipment, and kidnap the producer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Pop quiz, hotshot. You're trapped in a bakery for days because of massive flooding. What do you? What do you do?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now all the people of Houston have to worry about is mold, raw sewage, mosquitos, leaking fuel, deadly bacteria, and venomous reptiles
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Wed August 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers confirms what everyone suspects: Colin Kaepernick is being blackballed by the NFL for his quiet protest against racial injustice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked quid pro quos, so I'm offering a quid pro quo to the senator chairing the committee investigating me for offering quid pro quos so you can get a bribe from me while investigating me for bribes
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Quincy Jones: "I loved it every time we went in the studio, and that was a lot. We used to stay up five days and nights with no sleep when we were on a roll" and more memories on the Making of Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
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Tue August 29, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle businesses come together as Amazon, Starbucks, and Microsoft pledge Harvey relief. Of course, this just means they'll quickly deliver something burned that crashes a lot
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
How powder coating works, although we just called it 'antiquing' in college
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
University of Maryland band goes quiet for "northern scum"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Wow, that $5 a month really adds up quickly
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Mon August 28, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so a fresh week of WTF awaits us. Today, Two Scoops decided the police need more military surplus equipment, and more details about Trump Tower Russia appeared. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Following up yesterday's first-ever burrito, I'm making my own from leftovers: Mashed sprouts, sweetcorn, redcurrant jelly, tiny squirt of ketchup. In the oven now, wrapped in foil
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'm quitting before 2020"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Please say that squiggly eyebrows are NOT going to be the next big brow trend. No, just NO
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a quiet place to be alone and get away from the NFL this season - Two Chicago bars supporting Kaepernick will be empty on game days
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller is allegedly looking at Flynn's role in obtaining buttery males, Harvey is now a Category 3 hurricane (stay safe TX Farkers), and Two Scoops has been quiet... too quiet. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Okay, quick, make a headline with "high speed chase" "Hummer" and "casket"
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to climate change, a tanker was able to sail through the Arctic without an icebreaker for the first time - 30% quicker than via the southern route, saving fuel and reducing its carbon footprint in the process, helping to counter climate change
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Newark unveils roving 'job mobile' to match residents with new companies, disappoint people who read the sign too quickly
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts woman claims big Powerball jackpot, quits her job right away
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Oh look, BIGGER AT-ATs and a HUGE Star Destroyer. Totally not a rehash of Empire Strikes Back. That would require a Jedi being trained in a remote place
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Problem: Your beloved relative passed away, you've been asked to say something at the wake, but you really need a shot of liquid courage first. Solution: Serve booze AT the wake
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I caught my sister's fiancé cheating on her. He's cheated before, left her, stolen money, come back, wrecked her credit, wrecked her car. But that was when they dated. Should I tell her about the recent infraction or keep quiet?
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So unless you burned out your eyes by staring out at the sun LIKE YOU WERE SPECIFICALLY TOLD NOT TO DO, let's take the Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's one thing to wrestle alligators. It's quite another to retire from being the Dean of Gator Wrestling and still have all of your arms and legs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
White House staff haven't quit en masse because Trump would ruin everything
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now hiring: "...people to hold Pro-Trump signs, cheer on command, and show diversity." Pays $10/hour, no dignity required, don't tell
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Back on the job for just two days, Steve Bannon already plans to expand Breitbart by creating a new right-right television news network ... because FoxNews is "heading in a squishy, globalist direction." o_0
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Sat August 19, 2017
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
They found Quint's ship. The WWII cruiser that inspired "Jaws" has been discovered
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists are developing mutant mosquitoes that can't detect the smell of human flesh
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga willingly entered a den of iniquity and terror--the liberal bastion of the Hamptons--and took part in the annual East Hampton Library's Authors Night, which is free. But she charged people for DVDs and pocketed the cash because she's greedy
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon latest to pull the 'I can't be fired, I quit' maneuver
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Everyone will be paying attention to the solar eclipse next week. Except for the Navajos who will be quietly fasting indoors so as not to gawk at this unholy celestial union of lust between the Sun and the Moon
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Leading U.S. supplier of voting machines confirms it exposed personal information of more than 1.8 million Illinois residents. Anxious to downplay the risk, state officials quickly point out that most of those voters have been dead for decades
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"All the facts" appear to travel quicker from Spain to POTUS than from Charlottesville Virginia
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Dow drops nearly 200 points after a rumor spreads that one of the grown-ups babysitting Trump was thinking about quitting
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's do a quick check in with Rosie O'Donnell for her latest opinion on Donald Trump, and -- oh my
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: If you want to retire, you should have the equivalent of three times your salary saved by the time you're 40
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Should employees be required to take a drug test for a job?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump quintuples down, claims "history and culture of our great country being ripped apart" by removing statues of people who wanted the country ripped apart
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Naked man squirts hose at cops. Happily, that's not a euphemism
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: The term "alt-left" was made up by the alt-right "to create a false equivalence between the far right and 'anything vaguely left-seeming that they didn't like'"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Boy, that escalated quickly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz is back. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of the Virginia GOP tries his hand at being the very model of a modern moderate Republican: Sure, you have to be "unequivocal" and "emphatic" about denouncing white supremacists, BUT those Confederate statues really SHOULD stay up
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "W", the library is so full of them we'll split it up for two shows. We'll have a quickie tribute to Glen Campbell sometime during the show
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After managing the near-impossible feat of striking out in his last three plate appearances, President Trump finally manages the political equivalent of hitting the T-ball off the tee, and declares "racism is evil" and Neo-nazis "un-American"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is this the end of the tits and tequila culture?
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Sun August 13, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
And now for something to take your mind of all the recent insanity: crazy cool cosplay from Windsor Comic Con 2017 (though the Billy Dee Williams cosplay doesn't quite live up to the original)
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Sat August 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attempting to re-imagine the worm in tequila, New York steakhouse offers cockroach in espresso
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(Salon)
 
 
 
My meeting with Donald Trump: "On the drive home, we all burst out laughing, then grew quiet. What the hell just happened?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When Sarah McLachlan started Lilith Fair to put her favorite female musicians together in one festival lineup, it quickly became a punch line for The Onion, rock critics, and Ani DiFranco. Were they unfair?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Fire and Furry - you know he's talking about nuclear furry, that really sickass porn with, like, squirrel-women and stuff. Don't look so innocent, you know what I'm talking about
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Those alligator pool floaties are quite life-like these days
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you drinking too much? Take this quiz to find out
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
OK, A) the State Department isn't in charge of the military, and B) "pre-emptive," by definition, requires surprise
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(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea is not crazy, but instead smart to take lessons from the fate of Hussein, Ghaddafi--who each relinquished nuclear ambitions at the U.S.' behest, then were attacked and executed in return. Thanks a lot Bush, Obama, and Trump, prolly
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Who said it, Kim Jong-Un or Trump? Take the quiz and find out
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While Hawaii is bringing back duck and cover drills, Washingtonians discover that it is against State law to prepare for a nuclear attack. It's a good thing Subby only lives 6 miles from Joint Base Lewis-McChord, so it will be quick and painless
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Wed August 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL legends Matt Leinart and Brady Quinn got into Twitter beef last night over the 2005 USC/Notre Dame game, where Reggie Bush infamously pushed Leinart over the goal line for the game winning TD, aka "the Bush Push"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The photo ID requirements aren't working well enough - how do we suppress the vote even more?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what about the bride's veil at wedding? The tradition behind it is quite disturbing
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's unveils the self-serve pizza portal of the future. It's not quite a Star Trek replicator, but at least you can say 'computer, give me terrible pizza right now' and have it work
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge-fund manager hired as Homeland Security CIO quits once he realizes governmentin' is some hard shiat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's little victory lap over the North Korea sanctions will be quite short-lived, warn experts
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Worst timed article: New chief of staff Kelly moves quickly to tame Trump's tweets
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Special bonus and completely unpredicted lunar eclipse tonight. Special glasses not required or recommended
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Advocates want a law requiring cars warn parents when children are left inside a car
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Sun August 06, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two Chinese tourists visiting the Reichstag in Berlin quickly discover how seriously the Germans take their history
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Growing trend of "curse-free" pubs in England is not going over well. "Golly gee, this misguided idea has really made me quite upset and unable to express myself in the preferred fashion of which I'm accustomed to," said one customer
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Want to watch the solar eclipse but not sure about those specialty viewing glasses you picked up at a gas station? NASA has your back with quick and easy instructions on how to make a classic pinhole projector
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monsanto was required to file a motion seeking continued protection of these documents, they failed to do so
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
While the Russia snipe hunt drags on and bitter losers commit treason with leaking, Trump quietly moves forward on most of his agenda
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first Star Trek: Discovery novel will itself be a prequel, and it was Bryan Fuller's recommendation to David Mack to approach it as such. Then Fuller quit the series
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher apologizes for canceling his Lollapalooza set after twenty minutes. In the US, we call him an asshole for doing that; in the UK they call him a quiet batf*cking tw*t
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A) Nothing B) Diddly-squat C) Quiet, citizen D) What's best for insurance companies E) All of the above
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(Trend Hunter)
 
 
 
Mom, Hobbes is using markers on the seats and the ceiling of the car. That's OK Calvin, he's being quiet isn't he?
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Thu August 03, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
For sale: Waterfront home. Quiet neighborhood in exclusive area
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The story behind the Astros' famous "Tequila Sunrise" uniform. Admit it, you want one now
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In a scathing attack on 'weak' and 'incompetent' Trump, Russian PM Dmitri Medvedev suggests the goal of Russia sanctions is to see the President 'liquidated'. Or in other words: ready the pee-tape
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Nebraska patrol requires female applicants to undergo vaginal exam. Well yeah, it's a public cervix job
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
European regulators to delay meeting in bid to reach bank capital deal, saying they can't quite squeeze enough out for themselves yet
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
First sexually transmitted case of Zika detected in Florida. See, this is why you don't have sex with mosquitos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
WV ACLU files hilarious amicus brief in coal magnate Bob Murray's defamation lawsuit against John Oliver: "It is apt that one of Plaintiffs' objections to the show is about a human-sized squirrel named Mr. Nutterbutter, because this case is nuts"
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inquisitive golfer
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Liquid-filled iPhone cases recalled for causing chemical burns and permanent scarring. What liquid is used in the cases? That's none of your business
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Swedish chef writes ode to tacopaj, an unholy alliance of taco meat, spices, and quiche that is all the rage among Nordic foodies and is pronounced "taco pie." Bork
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Mon July 31, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
After being diagnosed with optic neuropathy in one eye, which has caused blindness in that eye, legendary voiceover director Andrea Romano has decided to call it quits
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New White House chief of staff John Kelly almost quit when Trump fired Comey. For some reason, he's still working for Donnie dumb-ass anyway. Why work for a turd you hate?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When Saudi Arabia and the UAE effectively declared war on Qatar by blockading it, they expected a quick victory because America was on their side. Since then, they've learned that Trump's support is not the same as the U.S. government's support
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We the people are deemed worthy today of receiving our dosage of spin. Sarah Huckabee shall grace us with her effervescent personality and quick wit in YOUR White House Press briefing at 3:45 PM EDT on C-Span
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Quick heads up from the author you Farkers turned into a one-day best-seller last summer... his book is free today, and he's giving away $1,000 in a treasure hunt to people who read it. Deets in link
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Protip: When smuggling liquid meth into the country, don't tell the border agents it's apple juice. And definitely don't drink it to prove your point. You might get methed up
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There's quick, and then there's 108 MPH line drive to the head quick
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Fri July 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
July 6: The Cubs, struggling to stay over .500 and 3.5 games back in their division, acquire a struggling minor league outfielder. Three weeks later, they've gone 12-4, are 1.5 games up, and the struggling player has a 1.048 OPS in that time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil quarterly profit nearly doubles on news that globally, gas isn't going anywhere for quite a while
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, everyone in Washington thinks they're in a poorly written episode of Game of Thrones and most of the country is in favor of installing Hodor as emperor. Let's get a distraction with the Weekly Weird News Quiz, July 16-22 edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the latest failure of a GOP healthcare bill "the President" takes to Twitter and urges the Senate to scrap its filibuster rule that requires 60 votes to pass legislation, and instead require bills to only need, say, just randomly, 48 votes to pass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard-partying 57-year-old who imported German liquid ecstasy in wine bottles is jailed for 20 years after police found $1 million worth of drugs at his home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worker posts interesting pictures of food preparation equipment in his McDonald's restaurant. Interesting enough to get him fired
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If filling a Super Soaker with harmful chemicals sounds dangerous, just imagine one that blasts liquid molten metal
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Quitters always win
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Rocky The Flying Squirrel has flown
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Wed July 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fun with NASCAR in-car audio, as mics capture Clint Bowyer blasting teammate Danica Patrick after crash: "[expletive] her" Ricky Stenhouse: "why yes, I am, and it's really quite good"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Celebrity booze, taste-tested. George Clooney's tequila passes (barely), as do Aykroyd's and P-Diddy's vodaks
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Pop quiz. Who said this? "I spoke with Tim Cook, he's promised me three big plants--big, big, big." You get three guesses and the first two don't count
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Maryland brewers concerned that the state may be lagging in hop production, which would in turn force them to actually craft a variety of quality beers instead of just thinking up quirky plays on the word "hop" for their labels
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Diogenes picking up new kitteh tonight (quite unexpectedly). Pics in thread. Name suggestions for this future monster (look at those paws)?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-ational thought for once): "I quit reading the president's tweets quite a long time ago. "I don't pay that much attention to them, and I recommend other people not pay a whole lot of attention to them"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The key takeaway from all of this is that, according to Christians, witchcraft works and works quite well
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Mon July 24, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI surveillance van from the eighties for sale on Ebay. Worth about as much as an eighties van without a bunch of outdated old surveillance equipment
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The best and quickest ways to thaw food. Spoiler alert: you take it out of the freezer
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Who is "the winner" of a lottery ticket? The person acquiring it? The person scratching it off? Or the person redeeming it?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A NASA engineer has created a squirt gun that is capable of busting glass with a 272-mph torrent of nitrogen-powered water. Shut up and take my money
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crazed squirrel goes on biting rampage in park. Witnesses said he seemed a little nuts
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Primary school facing crisis after every single teacher and staffer quits
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Careful consideration of algebra versus statistics as a core requirement for numeracy in higher education to the left. Defenses of mathematical superiority to the right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kasoquitz
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Post-Brexit, British demand for Irish passports is through the roof. Here's a quick guide for Britons on how to pass for Irish
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Wed July 19, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Giant squid landed in Dingle. Marine biologists investigating, hoping to find the angle of the dangle
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't leave your cell phone and keys behind when robbing the Quick Stop
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Islands of cooperating atoms jam like ice floes as a liquid becomes like glass." It is you, my love, appearing as a host of angels gently coo your name
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Roland should get the Dark Tower pretty quickly as the movie adaptation is only 95 minutes long
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Mon July 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Ford Fusions in Ohio are discovered to be fully equipped with the spare marijuana
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice chair of Trump's voter fraud commission wants to change federal law to add new requirements for voting, email shows. After all, you can reduce fraud by reducing the number of people who can vote, right?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make bioplastics. When life gives you limes, grab the tequila. And life gives you oranges, head for the vodak and hope you're drunk enough to rhyme
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So it rained all day, you got the A/C on full blast, Junior's mowing the lawn because there's no way you're going out in that humidity - sounds like a good time to take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
California will go its own way concerning dealing with climate change during the Trump Administration, requires solar panels on all homes and windmills on all farms. Why yes, Clownhall has a problem with this
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
New species of flying squirrel discovered, proclaimed North America's newest mammal. Biologists say it's so hard to find because nobody pays $5 a month to feed it properly
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Technology giant plans mosquito invasion. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
B52's may be quirky but they were also trend setters. Rock Lobster is quite insane if you really listen ... and you're high, of course
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The latest acquisition of The Trump Organization manages to lose $99 billion in 6 months. Tired of all the winning yet?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's emotional quiz: how many dead characters from Game of Thrones can you name?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan is auctioning off virtually unused musical equipment used in recording some of the most depressing, poorly-aged music of the '90s. No, not Nirvana's stuff
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Trying to chew your way through the recording equipment in the back of the patrol car is not going to convince the officers of your innocence
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Global equities hit a record high. Trumpononics? Hardly. Yellen said the days of super cheap money are sticking around
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sessions has quite a bust, Kasowitz is threatening and Trump is making an ass of himself in France. It's time for Chris, Rachel and Lawrence on MSNBC, starting at 9 PM EDT
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
It's amazing how quickly that psychopathy and lack of self-control administration with zero accountability became normal
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Proving sports journalism is not dead, the Quintana trade was broken by Reddit users KatyPerrysBootyHole and WetButt23
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, for you liters. Calling all quilters, sewers, needlepointers, x-stitchers, painters, or anyone with a farkish tshirt you're willing to part with. For you who don't want/can't throw $5 a month at the site. Here's your chance to contribute
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a writer requires an intoxication with language." -Jim Harrison. Dangit, and all this time I was going with bourbon. This is your Fark Writer's thread, anti-sobriety edition
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you thought the $3 million fine for Hobby Lobby for naively being involved in single illegal antiquities purchase in 2010 was a bit steep it was because 2010 was the last in a long line of naively being involved in illegal antiquities purchases
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
A new breed of patent troll requires a new defense strategy and the CEO of Cloudflare may have found it
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Retail stores run scared as Amazon quickly approaches in the rear view mirror
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Study has revealed how inspiration from owls' wings could allow aircraft and wind turbines to become quieter
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This remote part of the Himalayas is usually quite pleasant except when the three-way border dispute between China, India, and Bhutan heats up
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Forensic analysis shows that DNC files were downloaded too quickly for an Internet hack
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The next time you get an Uber, try not to think about the fact that it's quite possible your driver has been driving for 20 hours straight
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aw, jeez, we're back to a full work week. Why didn't I request my vacation time for now? This sucks. Maybe it'll be better once I take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, who made about $220 million dancing with Manny Paquiao last year, asks the IRS if he can hold off paying his taxes from last year until after the Conor McGregor fight because he needs that money to pay last year's taxes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So, let's get nuts: Squirrel Girl has been cast. Let us welcome Milana Vayntrub; soon to be applying hand sanitizer after the meet and greet line at a convention near you
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man trying to sell his Skoda gets inquiries from Lewis Hamilton, Matt Le Blanc, Olly Murs, Brian May and even President Donald Trump. Must be some car (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec man wants to legalize squirrel hunt-- ÉCUREUIL
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
It's getting to the point where it would be simpler and quicker to just list the things that Trump has NOT labeled as "fake"
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like someone else is quitting the White House
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, Hotshot: How can NFL Films make the 2016 Rams watchable?
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