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Headlines matching 'Qui'
Sat April 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
German hipsters proclaim stuffed deer heads the next big thing as they listen to obscure Schlager music and drink Andorran IPAs. "In Berlin's main hipster habitat, animal trophies have become nearly as ubiquitous as full beards and skinny jeans"
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(34)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince returns to Warner Bros. so he can re-release Purple Rain. This is what it sounds like when Prince needs quick cash
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(47)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
While the IRS is busy cracking down on the Tea Party and enforcing Obamacare, it continues to neglect to ensure compliance from small, insignificant players in the economy, like hedge funds and private equity
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's now time for your favorite thing on Friday, the Fark Weird News Quiz. Okay, second favorite after the fact that it's Friday. Well, third thing after the fact that it's Friday and you're not wearing pants. I'll come in again
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(35)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because if you have CAT equipment, why not play a giant game of Jenga?
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(6)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man has car stolen and it is quickly sold to someone else. The victim and the guy that bought the car meet leaving the victim to just give it to the man who bought the car as he needed it more than the victim did.... Wait, what?
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(24)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man describes "pounding sensation" he felt after being bitten by a poisonous snake, admits the experience left him quite rattled
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(29)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I actually took this quiz before it was cool, but I guess you might as well see how much of a music snob you are, too
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(105)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you know the Duggars' "Quiverfull" movement? Apparently it's also awesome for grooming underage sex slaves
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(175)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
JK Rowling will focus on writing silly little fake reports from the Quidditch World Cup instead of writing another Robert Galbraith novel
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(42)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What if your job depended on cutting cherry tomatoes very quickly?
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shawne Merriman says he owns the rights to the phrase "Lights out" and has started suing people that say it without paying him royalties. Rumor is "Juiced up stack attack" is next on his list to acquire, followed by "2+2=potato"
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(18)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A good thing to know is when shooting a bear that's up in a tree with a tranquilizer gun, make sure there's enough drugs in it so when the bear falls on his head he won't wake up
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(33)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Amazon offers employees up to $5000 to quit working at the company. No word yet on if offer includes free shipping
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(13)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"He'd just paid $70,000 for eight dead squirrels wearing tiny boxing gloves"
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(25)
 
(RadioLab)
 
Audio
 
If you could push a button and kill every mosquito on the planet would you? Yeah, me too. Get in line itchy
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(57)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight actors who play drug addicts on TV who we just can't can't quit
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(48)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
White supremacy was quickly put down by the people of our nation. But now, another threat has emerged: pastel riders in the night, clothed in rainbowed hoods, coming to burn a triangle on your front lawn: the Gay-K-K
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(232)
 
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Ten personality traits employers value most. Summed up in one word--obsequiousness
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(56)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The real reason why Bradley lost to Pacquiao in the ring last night? Pacquiao's mom
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(13)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After a heavily disputed win for Bradley, Manny Pacquiao hopes to remove all doubt that he's the better fighter tonight in the much anticipated rematch
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(68)
 
(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
When your "chiropractor" tries to help you quit smoking through acupuncture, you probably should be a bit suspicious. When his treatment includes choking people in his bathroom until they pass out, you probably should just run away
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Quicksand, 1950 - Mickey Rooney plays a mechanic who borrows $20 from the till. It goes downhill at 89 degrees from there
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(8)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All you Apple fanbois can quit saying Samsung just copies Apple. Samsung's newest phone is still just 32-bit and has an app store susceptible to Heartbleed flaw
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(51)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Things that are squirrels: squirrels. Things that are not squirrels: Lincoln Navigators
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(36)
 
(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Squirrel causes $300,000 in damages. That explains why Drew is pimping TF
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Currently only available to Totalfarkers
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(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember how awesome 'The Raid' was? Well, the sequel is not quite as awesome, but still pretty awesome
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(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The great 1980s Dungeon & Dragon panic (The Beeb got a pretty good headline there so we'll go with that - old school tales of socially awkward teenagers, weekends spent in the garage/basement, & lots & lots of (liquid) Coke off to the right)
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fans slam Beyonce for Photoshopping a 'thigh gap' in to one of her vacation photos. They could tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in their time. And in other news 'thigh gap' is a thing now
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(27)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Proving that much like the mob, you can't really quit Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper's cabinet, former finance minister found dead a month after resigning
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(17)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Inmate's ingenious plan to get revenge on prosecutor by kidnapping her father doesn't end quite like he imagined
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The great part about it is, since squirrels don't have Internet access, they don't know that we're making fun of them," he said. "If they actually had access to the Internet, they would be angry"
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(33)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Catholic cemetery's refusal to list cremated woman's death year on headstone escalates quickly. "What's next? 'I want to have a statue of Satan on the cemetery grounds. I want the Virgin Mary with a dagger in her womb"
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(98)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Harvard student who died falling off of building remembered as motivated, inquisitive, hard-working, Newtonian
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(29)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Genderhawks are feminist chickenhawks. They demand "equal pay" for women, practice militant identity politics based on chromosomes and purport to wage an all-out government war on gender inequity
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(75)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward...Super Foods Kale and Quinoa May Actually Be Bad for You
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(101)
 
(Capitol Fax)
 
 
 
Bill to ban ticket quotas hits speed bump because federal grants require police to have ticket quotas. I mean, "data-driven performance measures"
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Forty of the Eighty cars in an LAPD patrol division had the recording equipment tampered with. I am sure this is just because they don't want other departments finding out their outstanding investigative techniques
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(36)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Fox decides the best use of its X-Men license is to promote some X-tra bacon sandwiches at Hardee's. But at least Quicksilver is quick...and silver
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(49)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There is way out of both public and private debt, but it requires Rich Uncle Pennybags losing a bit of wealth, so it's not going to happen
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(151)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Americans with Disabilities Act exempted small business from onerous requirements. The Obama administration, which has demonstrated contempt for reasonableness by never exempting anything, cannot be trusted to alter the ADA
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(67)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
"Jesus never had a toilet" declares reverend as he announces plans for 1,000-year-old church to get its first ever lavatory, much to the quite literal relief of elderly congregation
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(24)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
79-year-old substitute teacher quits her job rather than delete all her Facebook friends
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(76)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial page: Obama needs to quit blaming other people for his failings - besides, as accredited sycophants, blaming other people for Obama's failings is OUR job
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(36)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Jose State University team heads to world championship game... of Quidditch
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(39)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
EU to require electric vehicles to emit noise to alert pedestrians of their presence. Subby wants his car to make that Jetsons's bloop-bloop-bloop- bloop sound
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(167)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
"Ever been in a position where there's not quite enough food in the pantry for dinner, but leaving the house to get more food is such a hassle?" Honestly? No because i am neither that lazy or disorganized
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(51)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Obama administration seeks to move Marijuana from Schedule 1 classification. Fark: It will require Congressional cooperation
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(126)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Many GOP Congressmen have been accused of being nothing more than mouthpieces or mannequins for the Koch brothers, but never before has one proved that to be literally true quite so publicly
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(193)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to test your knowledge against the sharpest minds in the world. Or lacking that, against your fellow Farkers. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Please consult your doctor before trying any new quiz
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(19)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Think you know Arsenal? Try this nifty 25-question quiz on the current squad
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(30)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark quickly learning the difficulty of quoting Farkers with unbearably long user names. He's probably posting from El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciúncula
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(359)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
New York apartments are getting so small - between 90 and 300 sq. ft. - and are being lived in by so many people that psychologists are warning that people are starting to get squirrely (pics)
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(143)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Boomer Esiason rips Mets 2B Daniel Murphy for missing three games to be with his wife for the birth of their first child. Esiason helpfully adds, "Quite frankly I would've said, 'C-section before the season starts. I need to be at Opening Day'"
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(156)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Google.org)
 
 
 
7.8 earthquake reported near Iquique, Chile. No this is not a repeat. Tsunami warnings in effect
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(58)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson will speak at Omaha Pastafarians conference. No word yet on whether he will wear the required pirate regalia
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(24)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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(69)
 
(Japan Daily Press)
 
 
 
The giant squid are marching.... er, squidding, on Tokyo
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(42)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gotham's latest casting announcement is quite the... enigma
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(33)
 
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Guide to airport quickie spots. As little as $10 an hour gets you real privacy with no one reaching into your space for toilet paper or with a wide-stance
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(21)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia declares atheism and free thought as equivalent to terrorism. US fundies look on jealously and ask "why can't WE have that?"
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(112)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The few remaining moderate Republicans are quite literally on an island
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(106)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man convicted of smuggling marijuana and squid
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(76)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
US government to require yet another car feature most people don't think they need. Thanks, Obama
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(190)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Are mashed potatoes a solid, liquid, or gel? Here's a former TSA agent's take on this VERY important question
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The "who said it?" quiz, Chris Christie or Bobby Knight edition
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(19)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Searchers finally recover mysterious objects in the Indian Ocean, identify them as "fishing equipment and flotsam"
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(55)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If Putin wants to annex the Ukraine, he better do it quick before the power of Lord Vader's government becomes fully operational
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(5)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Wow...that escalated quickly
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(120)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland politicians threaten to seize equipment and assets of "House of Cards" Netflix show. "We learned it from watching you"
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(60)
 
(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Mumbai cops to test new patrol motorcycle equipped with siren, fire extinguisher, inverter/router box, walkie-talkie charger, night-vision cams, laptop and printer. Designer reveals he got idea from "Orange County Choppers"
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(22)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Doctor doesn't work quickly enough to make sure a man's airway is unobstructed, leading the man to have permanent brain damage and need long-term medical care. Oh you bet that's a lawsuit
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(36)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With no other crimes requiring their attention, two police officers remove diabetic movie theater audience member, guilty of the crime of bringing in outside fruit to keep his blood glucose levels in check
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(121)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, remove your pants, and start drinking: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(31)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You know you must have had quite a night when you wake up the next morning under a train
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The report on Christie's role in Bridgegate, put out by his lawyers, says that Christie is absolved of all sins, Bridget Anne Kelly is an emotional woman and that Christie is really quite a swell guy once you nominate him for President
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(16)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
While everyone is watching the 76ers lose 25 straight, the Spurs have quietly won 15 in a row
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(41)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant says Shaquille O'Neal was lazy when he was on the Lakers. Shaq says it was tiring having to walk around with three NBA Championship rings on your fingers all the time
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mannequins of the future will talk, work like smartphones and still need a sandwich or two
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(7)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
When you see hibernating ground squirrels do you think, (a) God's creations are adorable, (b) evolution is clever, or (c) I bet I could juggle them and they wouldn't wake up?
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(57)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Creator of the popular game "Minecraft" cancels deal to make a version of the game for Oculus Rift after its acquisition by Facebook because "Facebook creeps me out"
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(97)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Today's villain in the Québec election? Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall, because he's 'sneaky', wears watermelons as hats
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(26)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meet Arnold Squirrelnegger, who presses the barbells like no squirrel before him. Clearly he's NUTS on steroids
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(21)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
News: Hazmat team responds to clear dangerous liquid spilled by an overturned truck. Fark: Milk
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(41)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Pun contests are a thing. Entrants really should quip while they're ahead
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(32)
 
(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut/Wing Street feel lousy about your lost Quicken Billion, so it's free hotwings if a winged team/mascot wins the Final Four. Go Dayton Flyers, Louisville, Stanford or San Diego
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(36)
 
(KMSS Shreveport)
 
 
 
If you're south of the Mason Dixon, I advise you to walk southwest at a quick clip with a jar of mustard. You'll understand why soon enough
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(98)
 
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Florida judge rules that IP addresses are not equivalent to social security numbers
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(137)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal may have imitated Shaq-Fu at the wrong time
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(14)
 
(So-So Guy)
 
 
 
Embiggened: In sewing as in life small problems can quickly become bigger
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(13)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Grover Norquist and the Kochs are staging a coup of the Tennessee GOP. Grover just hasn't been the same since Elmo took over
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(20)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Two year-old injured after slicing open hands on razor blades glued to playground equipment at a city park. Yes, you read that right
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(120)
 
(The Music (Australia))
 
 
 
Lead singer for heavy metal band GWAR may have died. Or he may not have. The band's management is making a special statement about the reports quite soon
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(136)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paula Patton insists the line of reconciliation between she and Robin Thicke is still quite blurred
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(6)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
A Boy Scout wants to help his community. So he sets up Bat Condos for up to 1,600 bats to sleep and live in hoping they will help reduce the mosquito population. No word what they will use to get rid of the bats once they become a nuisance
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(72)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are having a baby. Red says he's not loving anybody he's not legally required to
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(56)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Mike Mignola and Scott Allie reflect on twenty years of one of comicdom's biggest, yet quietest successes: Hellboy
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(10)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Billionaire quits his job as Rick Scott's campaign finance chief after aides make Speedy Gonzalez jokes on their way to a Mexican restaurant, apparently forgetting he's Cuban
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you let your 14-year-old daughter quit school so you can retire and live off her vast earnings?
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(48)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Portland man finds rat swimming in his toilet. Officials: "It's quite common"
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(26)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and that means it's time. Oh yes, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now with zero calories
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(27)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
House Republicans want to overturn the Antiquities Act of 1906, which provides for the establishment of protected National parks, because Obama. If successful, they also plan to beat Smokey Bear to death with a bible
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(107)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his mosquito-sucking device
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(13)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Things to buy at Costco: 2 gallons of mayonnaise, 350 taquitos, and 5 lbs. of hydrocodone
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(87)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Real-life Quidditch with a quadcopter Golden Snitch? It's closer than you think
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(21)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
She's quitting smoking, so this is an especially bad week to be within swinging distance of supermodel Naomi Campbell. Not that there are many good ones
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(7)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New Oculus VR goggles won't quite get you to your goal of pudding-wrestling Commander Troi on the holodeck, but it's a start
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(88)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Squirrel photograph wins international photography prize. No, not that one you idiots
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(65)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Gun-rights advocates in PA can now sue municipalities that have local laws requiring people to report lost or stolen firearms
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(140)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
America's shale revolution has put it on top of the world in the energy department and quite possibly in position to soon tell OPEC and Russia to stick it where the sun doesn't shine
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(130)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers claim that the first self-contained autonomous soft robot fish can move as quickly as a real fish. They are, however, somewhat put off by its continuous singing of Take Me To The River and Don't Worry, Be Happy
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teen shows how to quickly convert a car to a hot rod
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(40)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
An abandoned baby squirrel found a new home. Fark: In a girl's ponytail
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(35)
 
(People Style Watch)
 
 
 
Time for everyone's favorite fill in the blank game, Fark Libs: Keira Knightley said her "wedding dress got 'quite impressively splattered' with ____"
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(90)
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying squirrel about to take off
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(34)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sugars found in tequila may protect against obesity, diabetes, give you ability to fly, dance, score like a warrior, make you immune to bullets, STDs, cops, bears, make your eyes fall out and wish you were dead. Is this great stuff or what?
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(89)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Daily affirmations Skeletor, because nothing says "you can do it" quite like the shrill screams of a reanimated skull head
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(28)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man killed by falling tree should have known better than to sit quietly in his living room before it happened
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(30)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why 'The Quiet Man' sucks (and what you should really be watching on St. Paddy's Day)
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(45)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
We interrupt the coverage of the civil unrest in the Ukraine and the search for the missing Malaysia airliner to bring you this important message: SHOULD HARRY POTTER FANS READ JK ROWLING'S NEW STORY ON THE HISTORY OF QUIDDITCH?
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(37)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
This year's MLB pitchers are making quite an impression
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(10)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
10 year old, one-eyed, hipster Yellow Lab retrieved from a Phoenix canal. (With quite a dusty video) Your dog wants a monocle
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 4, it's Killer Shrews, a horror film about drunk scientists battling carpeted dogs. Joel, Servo, and Crow deliver another hilarious episode featuring a bonus short. "Quick, everyone, light your martinis"
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(5)
 
(i-HLS)
 
 
 
Facebook acquires UAV developer, new UAV engine. UAVs creating interest around the world
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(9)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
On today's episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, the Mane 6 welcome a special guest to Ponyville: Pinkie Pie's long-lost sister, that uncompromising, enterprising, anything but tranquilizing Maud Pie (10:30 AM on The Hub)
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(252)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Quiznos is toasted
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(103)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A quick widget to calculate whether or not Amazon is still worth the money after its rate increase. (Spoiler: It's probably not worth the money)
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(234)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, that special time when you get to sit in your chair and squint at a bunch of nonsensical words that don't seem to make sense together. No, not Finnegans Wake. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quick method of suicide: Having a dad find you in his daughter's room. In bed. With his daughter. In Texas
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(611)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Google plans to take a 360-degree view of the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon. It won't quite feel like the real thing without feeling the severe sunburn and listening to drunken idiots on your raft, but it's a start
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo quite literally wrote the manual on how to evict people from homes for which the bank didn't hold a legal mortgage
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, it's hard out there for a Pope
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(24)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The next time you see someone walking along Orange Blossom Trail in a skin-tight dress and a wig, look away. Even a quick glance could cost you"
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(39)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians who don't vote asked if they would vote on a law that would make it illegal not to vote, even though such a vote would require a majority of voters to vote to make not voting illegal and most voters won't bother to vote for that
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(36)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Unforeseen losses force Irish Psychics Live into liquidation
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(2)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Over the past few years, Google has been buying up robotics company after robotics company. So, what exactly ARE they doing with their new acquisitions? [insert dramatic music here]
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(19)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out why your own brain is your worst enemy when you're trying to quit smoking and a cigarette would taste sooooo good right n ... SHUT UP BRAIN
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(9)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(Fodor's Travel)
 
 
 
Twenty most stunning libraries in the world. Please view this slideshow quietly
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(27)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Smokers found to think more about quitting than they do about sex. Except when they are smoking after sex
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(22)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago taxi trade newspaper demands City Council ban ride-sharing services or it will publish the names of five secretly gay aldermen. Also demands they ban the internet, require people to buy newspapers, rename Willis Tower back to Sears Tower
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wanted: hangman. Must not freak out at the sight of a gallows and quit on the spot, like the last guy we hired
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(58)
 
(MainStreet)
 
 
 
27% of Americans say that now is a good time to find a "quality" job. The other 73% aren't ready to move out of the U.S. quite yet
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(20)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Homeowner sues two real estate agents who intentionally didn't sell his house so they could use it for quickies. After they don't settle the lawsuit, he gives hidden camera footage of such to Inside Edition (short SFW video in link)
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(136)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
3/11/11, a day that will live in infamy. Here's a 26 minute unedited video showing just how quickly things in northern Japan went from normal to utter destruction as the tsunami rolled in
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Strike force of 10 heavily armed cops invades San Diego strip club. Terrorist threat? Drug bust? Prostitution sting? Nope, just making sure the strippers have permits. Which requires taking lots of pics, of course
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(70)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Quit whining about the 'True Detective' finale. Here's why it was awesome
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(118)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The United States had the second quickest economic recovery in the world after Germany. Thanks, Obama
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(188)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the greatest burger pictures you'll ever see
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(47)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grover Norquist's list of the 6 Republicans could successfully run for president in 2016. Looks like we'll have a Democratic president until at least 2020
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(179)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Bryan College faculty, students and alumni fight back against the policy requiring faculty and staff to sign a document stating they believe the Genesis story of creation
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(101)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Smoking hot teacher arrested for sex with students. Just kidding, she quits teaching and opens a kinky sex swingers hotel to help couples wife-swap (w/pic)
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(130)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter laments the "browning of America", offers a solution to the perceived problem. Not quite a final solution, but she's getting there
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(191)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cool: Having Shaquille O'Neal follow you on Twitter. Not cool: For a one time payment of $1000
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(21)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
A raging fire fills your apartment with deadly smoke, do you A) quickly exit the building, B) alert the neighbors, or C) try to save the flat screen TV?
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(69)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Does your brother think you're an asshole? If so, YOU may be the inventor of Bitcoin. Take the quiz and find out
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.N. says the quickest, easiest way to fight the scourge of food waste is to eat fish heads. Fish heads. Roly-poly fish heads. Eat them up. Yum
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(73)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
In today's episode of memory vs. extreme alcohol consumption, we give you the Fark Quiz--to see just how much of the last week you can actually remember
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(48)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Texas abortion regulations requiring admitting privileges to nearby hospitals closes two more clinics, a regulation which even Townhall admits are "not necessary to provide women emergency care from abortion complications"
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(67)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What song has been played every Friday near 9 am, on Top 40 radio station KRRY ("Y101") in Quincy, Illinois, since 1985?
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to five years of sodomy following acquittal on sodomy
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Time to quit biatching that there's no true progressive in the '16 race: Bernie Sanders says he's prepared to run for president
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(151)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
RT news anchor Liz Wahl quits on air, saying that she can't work for a network that "whitewashes the actions of Putin." A journalist with ethics... who woulda thunkski. w/vid
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(90)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Subby was going to read "13 Annoying Gym Pet Peeves That Make You Just Want To Quit Working Out", but he had somewhere to be in 26 minutes
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(142)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
HBO wants "multicultural" viewers, but not quite enough to cast them in their shows
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(72)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia's occupying forces in Crimea are quickly learning that the only thing more stubborn than a Russian may be a Ukrainian, as Ukrainian forces are increasingly calling the Russians' bluff
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(106)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Obama and Boehner quietly using the Ukraine crisis to get amnesty done
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(44)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne equine
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(14)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General will not appeal federal court decision requiring the state to recognize same-sex marriages. Update: Yes he will
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(166)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(Mason City Globe Gazette)
 
 
 
It's all quiet in Iowa... Since they legalized silencers
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(234)
 
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods quits golf
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(40)
 
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Maine lawmaker who equates the right to an abortion with the right to rape and thinks the gay agenda is to use mosquitoes to spread AIDS regrets making those comments out loud where people could hear him
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(50)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Woman is arrested after assaulting someone, refusing to get out of her car to talk to police and urinating on the officer who asked her if it was intentional only to get laughed at and quip that "it sure was"
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old Gracie and her eleven-year-old sister Quincy put on a awesome ballet performance. This normally wouldn't be news but Gracie has cerebral palsy and cystic fibrosis and dances in her motorized chair
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(50)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Sorry ma'am, you can't get unemployment because you quit your job because you didn't want to drive 35 miles to work. Deal with it"
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(211)
 
(Today Online)
 
 
 
Man arrested for allegedly cheating at casino, faces S$150,000 fine and/or seven-year sentence for "Use or Possession of Equipment, Device or Thing that Permits or Facilitates Cheating in the Casino". Thing?
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(63)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Living near airport can increase risk of stroke, decrease chances of quitting smoking, drinking, amphetamines, sniffing glue
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(26)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
When this woman's mom ordered her to find a man and have a family, she obliged. There's a twist, though: her new family members were all just mannequins
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(37)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, to separate the people who worked this week from those who didn't: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's Dominion Power had excess profits of $280 million during the last regulatory period, which it was required to return to customers in the form of rebates. But don't worry, state lawmakers re-wrote the law to let them keep it, instead
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(66)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The squirrelliest Snowden theory yet is "The Snowden Operation" and involves Snowden being recruited by the Russians to leak the NSA documents
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(91)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Accused drunk drivers could get licenses back after state accidentally requires breathalyzers to be accurate
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wild squirrel, muskrat, beaver to be added to: A) Québec Granby zoo. B) Québec City museum. or C) Québec restaurant menus
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kerry Kennedy invokes her assasinated father within minutes of taking the stand in her DUI trial. Uncle Ted's behavior during the Memorial Reunion to RFK at Chappaquiddick, not so much
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(83)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ryanair to fly passengers to US for under £10 as soon as it gets the long-haul aircraft it needs. Michael O'Leary, the airline's chief executive, says passengers would pay extra for everything including the squirrels running the engines
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(13)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Pardon me, but do you speak dog? (Quiz)
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(56)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Quite inexplicably, Marc Anthony makes $1.25 million a month
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(40)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Hedgehogs quickly gaining popularity as pets. "You might say it's *removes sunglasses* a Sonic boom"
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(59)
 
(Some Traveler)
 
 
 
The Obamas have spent $18 million in taxpayer money on vacations, or roughly the equivalent of a week at Disney World for a family of four
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(179)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
During their Nineties heyday, the Jerky Boys turned prank calling into a funny, filthy art form. Then they went quiet. Until now
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(73)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Street Fighter's Ryu has become the Turkish equivalent of the Aflac duck, except he destroys cars on the street before yammering on about how to get them fixed
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(4)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some daredevil slacker who obviously is so lame that he feels the need to slack on a line above an abyss with no safety equipiment and topping it off with a ride around the drain for kicks
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Taco Bell problem: How to sell a ton of bacon and sausage very quickly? Taco Bell solution: Put waffle taco around it
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(96)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
Audio
 
Ivan Reitman remembers Harold Ramis in this CBC Radio interview: He was the quietest man in the room and also the loudest
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(22)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Want to get rid of photo radar in your state? Simply make a law requiring officials to calibrate the cameras every 24 hours
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(66)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed has become more than just silly lists and personality quizzes: it has also become a place for serious journalism, including on-the-ground reporters infiltrating the Ukraine and pieces on Chinese dissidents
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(48)
 
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Plausible: An intersection design that is safer for bicyclists. Implausible: It requires cars to merge and expand at every juncture
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(166)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Not news: People get together to play a fictional sport in a park. News: Organized Quidditch league holds 26-team tournament in a park. Oklahoma: A city government actively sought to get it in an effort to attract more sports tournaments
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ukraine: "We have lost the will to live. We're finished as a country, and we want to die. On second thought, maybe we could have a quick wank"
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(157)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
It isn't just NBC coverage of the Olympics that sucks; every country in the world is obsessed with national athletes' influential dead relatives, heartwarming struggles, their Lycra-covered breasts and biased officiating. Here's a quick roundup
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicago Cops now require frozen oxygen DI-hydrogen defense and armor
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(63)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Quantum physicists try to figure out if their equipment's history is affecting their results. Subby just thought it was funny to install two wave detectors in their particle/wave detector
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(49)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Blind man acquitted in fatal shooting gets guns back. Not everybody saw that coming
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(41)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Although brilliantly conveyed diction, every Farker goes: "Heck, I just kicked loads more names out" (probably quietly regretting saying that, unless viewers won't 'xpect your zealous attempt)
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(9)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's not quite finals yet, but that doesn't mean there isn't a test. It's the Friday afternoon Fark Weird News Quiz, now with 14 vitamins and minerals
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(25)
 
(All Africa)
 
 
 
Turns out you can get your weiner stuck in a hooker's gooch, requiring emergency services to get it out
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(118)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Die Hard Very Quickly
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(12)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
George W. Bush -- who put two wars on the credit card, ill-equipped the troops for them, cut veterans benefits, turned a surplus into a deficit and encouraged Americans to spend more money -- says we aren't doing enough for the troops
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(290)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
BrewDog launches craft beer burger infused with enough beer it requires ID
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sen. Markey (D-redd) introduces legislation requiring that guns use fingerprint technology so only their designated owners can fire them
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(408)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart looks back on his '80s days as a bartender at the greatest punk club in New Jersey: "And there, post-stage-vomit, is Martha Quinn on Stiv Bators' lap, basically Zamboni-ing the inside of his mouth" (Not safe for work pic in link)
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(144)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I've never hated a film quite the way I hate Dead Poets Society"
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(185)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eight secret, non-sequitur characters you can find in video games. Though truthfully, Bill Clinton would have made a great basketball player
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(19)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brooklyn in 2028: giant flying 'squid buses' and hanging cars
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(13)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri Senate: We want to require that stolen weapons be reported as stolen within 72 hours. NRA: You can't approve that, it'll create a gun registry. Senate: Ok, we take it back. NRA: Psych
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(164)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Strip away the sequins, wipe off the pancake makeup, delete the frozen-in-place smiles, and what's left is a tawdry whore of a sport where the judges are the johns"
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(155)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
FARK gets a nice write-up in Esquire as the place to go for comedy and offbeat stories. "I go there a lot. In fact, so do many of the writers for The Daily Show"
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(10)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In a development no one could have seen coming, study shows that murders in Missouri have jumped 63% since the state repealed background check requirements for handgun purchases in 2008, while no neighboring state saw a similar jump
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(214)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking now linked to better mental health. Mostly from not being afraid of attacks from militant non-smokers
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man high on acid breaks into neighbors apartment, says he's Jack Bauer, puts all their clothes in the bathtub, and stuffs their credit cards inside a muffin. He also reportedly thought the muffin was Martha Quinn
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(29)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're an elderly man who falls in your storage unit and require assistance, perhaps it's best to crawl away from the stacks of child pornography you have siting around before calling the Police to help you
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man spends four hours in the snow writing a giant valentine to his fiancee. No word on how many gallons of beer that required
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(13)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Best Korean media reporting how great their Olympic delegation is and how well their athletes are doing. Which is quite impressive considering that no North Korean qualified for the Olympics
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks everybody, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. That's right, not only do you have to deal with Valentine's Day loneliness and heartbreak, now there's a damn test, too
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(45)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
How and why Olympic athletes decide to quit, sometimes in the middle of their event. Hey, just like you've been doing your entire life
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(43)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Woman and men are not equivalent, meaning they're not equal, so we should be able to discriminate
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(103)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
PayPal CEO keeps it rational, says he'll quit if employees don't use app. "Employees in other offices hack into Coke machines... because they feel passionately about using PayPal everywhere. I don't see these behaviors here in San Jose"
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(34)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of luxury company tells Americans to quit biatching about being poor because they're probably wealthy compared to people in India
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(279)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shaun White: Not quite as douchebaggy as he's been made out to be lately
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Feds push Graco to recall 3.8 million child car seats because of a stuck buckle that requires parents to cut the straps to get a kid out of the seat - even though that's a feature you'll wish you had when the little fiends are older
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(10)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in "Things That are Ruining America": Loud bars and quiet cafes
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(49)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Because Lemon v. Kurtzman wasn't clear enough for him, Alabama legislator proposes bill that would require 15 minutes of prayer reading every school day. But it's okay, 'cuz it's a prayer from the House and Senate records, right?
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(125)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The Bloomberg 'Mayors' gun control group's goal Is"confiscation of guns from law-abiding citizens" says: a.) the NRA, b.) a right-wing talk radio host, or c.) a member mayor who recently quit the group. Wait, what?
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(333)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
In the 1950s military experts had plans to create nuclear-powered planes. Later those engineers and scientists finally ran out of booze and sobered up. Today when you bring this up they laugh nervously and try to quickly change the topic
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(79)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
US bobsledder Johnny Quinn continues to be trapped in small spaces in Sochi. Russia considering expelling him if he manages to escape from a closet next
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out the only people even less-equipped to handle a sudden snowfall are not residents of the US south, but the Japanese
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(26)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Equifax: "you're dead." Customer: "um no I am pretty sure I am alive." Equifax: "haha No. You're dead"
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(83)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
20 amazing historical photos; the 1909 Tel Aviv lottery, a GIANT Manta Ray caught in 1933, and "children for sale, inquire within" in Chicago. In 1948
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(70)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just a squirrel trying to bury a nut in the fur of a Bernese Mountain Dog
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(14)
 
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
US bobsledder Johnny Quinn gets trapped in hotel bathroom, uses training to win gold in 100-meter door tunneling
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GOP proposes bill requiring consumers to present a photo ID prior to purchasing lobsters and steak
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(315)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wow, is it that time already? Yes, that's right-it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Chicago High School principal is upset over new law requiring schools to post signs that ban guns because there is a picture of a gun on the sign that bans guns
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(153)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(Politifact)
 
 
 
It turns out that Obama's promise to "fundamentally transform America" doesn't quite mean what we thought it meant
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(103)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you pickle vegetables from your garden for the winter? Do you do a quick pickle for any meals you're serving up to add a flavor curveball? What are your secrets to a good pickle? Show us the goods
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(103)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Moscow's squirrels are being abducted off the trees and sold into a life of slavery
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(44)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Respected actor found dead. Hollywood goes into mourning. National Enquirer invents gay relationship
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(63)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Usually when you dance with your mother at your wedding it's a nice quiet dance of remembrance... unless you have the coolest mother ever
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(19)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In 2013, the ocean gained the heat equivalent to about 12 Hiroshima nuclear bombs per second
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(154)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Shirley Manson takes BuzzFeed's "Which Alt-Rock Grrrl Are You?" quiz, discovers she's not herself
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(117)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Successful engineer quits to become full-time puppeteer
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
O'Reilly: "Your detractors believe that you did not tell the world [Benghazi] was a terror attack because your campaign didn't want that out." Obama: "And they believe it because folks like you tell them that." Damn, son. That left a mark
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(184)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's worse than being caught trying to have sex with a mannequin? Having the whole thing recorded on CCTV
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(82)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Dan: Squirrels climb onto my bird feeder, eating like limber little pigs. How might I make peace with them? Dear guy: why don't you start calling the contraption a "squirrel and bird feeder"? With this new framing, your problems should go away
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British politics is quite kinky, and giggity. I'll be in Hitler's Bunker
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(23)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker has a featured role in a new web series as a poker playing pirate. "Don't quit your day job", lavish praise, outright mocking, or "How can I shower these indie filmmakers with money?" comments welcome. LGT episode one
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(29)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother takes her 15 year-old daughter to New Jersey for the Super Bowl so she can make some quick cash by selling her teenager to visitors for sex. Things, of course, did not go as planned
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(92)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday and that means it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Bonus: This is Quiz #300
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(35)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mr. Kubrick, as usual, got the details quite right. I'm still not loving the bomb
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(62)
 
(Seymour Tribune)
 
 
 
Man emulates the fed and keeps printing money. Quickly learns they don't like competition
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(73)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Unicorn lairs; waterproof liquid; living in the year '103' - it's the craziest ever North Korean news coverage
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(30)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10 year old boy sees something in an open garage that doesn't look quite right, and soon becomes a life-saving hero
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(84)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
New research reveals that Nazis were trying to weaponize mosquitos when war ended
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Norway's traffic jams are becoming the cleanest and quietest in the world "
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(33)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Red mercury was created to serve as a) stealth technology for nuclear bombs, b) missile guidance system, c) fictive substance invented by law enforcement agencies so they could catch potential terrorists trying to acquire the wonder material
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In what's been a long-standing battle, some scientists have always believed the Grand Canyon is very, very old. Others believe it's quite young. Now new evidence shows they both might be right. See, creationists and evolutionists? You can get along
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if mannequins weren't creepy enough, designers are working to make them look more human than ever
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(57)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Republicans concede that it is well within Obama's authority as President to require all federal contractors to increase their minimum wage to $10.10 an hour; but that doesn't mean they aren't thinking about suing him over it anyway
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(86)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hipster Quicksilver from X-Men: Days Of Future Past is already inspiring memes
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(158)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Daft Punk fans demand the duo go on tour after their quite good performance at the Grammy Awards
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(159)
 
(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
Bill in Missouri would require schools to allow parents to remove their little muffins from biology class whenever the biology teacher decides to actually teach science
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen Chuck Schumer (D-Oceania) introduces "Avonte's Law" which require the federal government to provide tracking collars for autistic kids
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(96)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Marlboro Man has finally quit smoking
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(94)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
North Carolina firm trumpets news that it has acquired a cold fusion machine. And while it hasn't even been proven to, you know, actually work, it also hasn't been proven that it doesn't, so they've got that going for them
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(37)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
In Kentucky, computer programming now satisfies foreign-language requirement. Bonjour, FORTRAN
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(61)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nazi death camp museum employees use museum's office equipment to produce and distribute anti-Semitic propaganda
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(136)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Australian DJs the Stafford Brothers sued after they damaged a rented home, with the lawsuit alleging they poured liquid nitrogen everywhere, let a kangaroo loose, and worst of all had Lil' Wayne over
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(21)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
On Valentines Day, nothing says 'I love you' quite like matching his & her chainsaws
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(8)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Runyan quits Congress after realizing that being a part of the GOP caucus for the last 4 years created a greater risk of brain damage than his previous 14 as an NFL offensive tackle
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(35)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers proposes bill that would require churches pay property taxes. Being aware of its chances of passing on its own, he says he may attach it as an amendment to bills he opposes
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(80)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(The Score)
 
 
 
As we approach the 2014 MLB season, a quick reflection on why the 2013 Jays did not live up to the hype
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday means Quiz day. Clear your desks, here it comes
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(30)
 
(Movoto)
 
 
 
How much would it cost to buy Pee-wee's playhouse? Surprisingly quite a bit, and it doesn't even come with a bike
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(52)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you broke into my house, stole my electronics, punched holes in my wall, and threw liquids around the place, but did you also have to stab my dog with a samurai sword?
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(47)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nine iconic brands that will soon be no more. Difficulty: the article considers Quizno's iconic
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(250)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Still little is known today why these majestic creatures of the ocean choose to beach themselves, but nature's scavengers are quickly there to pick the carcass apart
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(19)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Quick fire pit etiquette reminder: Roasting marshmallows over the fire = good. Roasting your girlfriend's daughter's face over the fire = bad
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(73)
 
(Us vs Th3m)
 
 
 
Not news: London Underground's Victoria line disrupted. News: Due to equipment room being flooded. Fark: With concrete
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(34)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brain-dead pregnant woman is being kept alive despite her family's wishes and her own DNR order, just so she can bring a "distinctly abnormal" baby into the world, as Texas state law requires
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(449)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bus driver quits over the stop where he got off
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(14)
 
(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
Not news: Politician in trouble over faking credentials required for his post. News: When I say politician, I mean "president of the university student body." Fark: When I say "credentials," I mean a baptism certificate
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani pinkie-swears that his country is not seeking to acquire nuclear weapons and really just wants to get along with all of its neighbors. And this is why we have the Unlikely tag
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
♫ All is quiet, in Kiev today. The people riot. It's underway. And I want to vote you out, vote you out, night and day. Nothing changes. In Kiev today.♫
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(37)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's a quiet morning on a Wyoming residential street. The birds are chirping, the squirrels are scampering about, and a large portion of China's 500 million Internet users are being routed to one house
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(65)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Quick, name two licenses that are only valid when you're sober
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(37)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark: New Colorado law would require engaged couples to enroll in "pre-marriage education classes." TotalFark: 10 hours for a first marriage, 20 hours for a second, and 30 for a third. UltraFark: Doesn't apply to gay couples
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(142)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Blogger is incredulous that his neighbor has the right to cut down a tree, on the neighbor's own property, so he goes whining to the city. Not surprisingly, quite a few people have a problem with his point of view
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(243)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google bus stops now have earpiece-equipped plainclothes security guards to protect commuting techies from rebellious San Franciscans bent on class war
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Perhaps the biggest and best brawl for this NHL season happened two seconds into the game between Vancouver and Calgary. The results: 8 ejections, 142 penalty minutes. Official Flames tweet: "Well that escalated quickly"
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(169)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Worm leaves the tequila bottle behind
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(37)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
For the first time in twenty years, Chicago schools will require children to have daily physical education that doesn't include running home to escape gang violence
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(53)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The most popular thing ran by The New York Times was A) an article about addictive junk food; B) the election of Pope Francis; C) a dialect quiz
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(52)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you woke up today on a bed of empty tequila bottles, coughing up cigarette butts and there's a wild llama running up and down your hallway, it can only mean one thing: You stayed out too late celebrating Betty White's 92nd birthday
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(28)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Kate Upton wants you to peel off her clothes. Quick, now that the men are distracted steal their beer
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(31)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and that means only one thing. The Fark Weird News Quiz. Which is actually two things. Wait, let me start over
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Idaho Lawmaker tries to block bill that would require parents to get medical treatment for sick kids instead of relying on prayer because ""This is.., the belief God is in charge of whether they live, and God is in charge of whether they die"
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(181)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guest tells Elisabeth Hasselback that the US' national security is in danger because men drink coffee instead of wrestling alligators these days, or something like that, my brain quit in protest halfway through the clip
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(69)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
A brilliant conservative philosopher presents his grand liberal unification theory, linking together Pixar, racism, wine, James Joyce, Puritans, Hitler, Santa, Mormons, MLK, Goldwater, and squirrels
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(82)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out that selling marijuana in Colorado isn't quite the profitable business everyone assumed it would be
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(98)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Sudden, massive snowstorm results into two forty-car pileups in Des Moines, Iowa, which is the equivalent of about half the state's population
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You knew Bose makes great audio equipment, but did you know they once developed a Lexus that could leap over obstacles in the road?
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(51)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest fashion trend for mannequins -- from Merkin Apparel
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(45)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Montreal real estate market collapsing so quickly that this 'Al Louer' guy seems to own most of the Montreal buildings these days. His signs are just everywhere
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(130)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rats might be disgusting, disease-ridden vermin, but according to a new study they are also very social and possess a keen sense of empathy, which makes them quite similar to the Kardashian family
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(20)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Penny stock Nestor (NEST) surges 1900% after confusion with the Google/Nest deal. Jordan Belfort pockets a quick $19 million
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(32)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Might as well just throw those cigarettes away right this second - scientists say long-planned quit days turn out to be way less effective than just doing stuff without thinking it through. (With a great poster showing quit stats and stressors)
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(26)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Top gay Republican guy suddenly notices that the GOP is viciously anti-gay, freaks out, quits
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(216)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mmm sugary and quite fizzy which settles into a vanilla, offset by the bitterness of caffeine with notes of nutmeg, lime and echos of cranberries
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Battle between a squid and an owlfish caught on video. SyFy Channel already trying to buy the rights
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(18)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishermen out hunting for a catch of yellowtail fish come up with a giant 360lb squid instead. Looks like they're going to need more marinara sauce
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Nothing adds excitement to your quiet cab ride to work more than spotting your stolen car
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(13)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Drinking two shots of espresso improve students' performance on exams. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning
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(41)
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Don't be silly, of course nothing will go wrong if I light this cigarette while using this oxygen equipment"
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(32)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office posts pictures of broken down police cruisers and other equipment so taxpayers know their money isn't going to necessary improvements
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(84)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
A wrap-up of all the "What the...?" moments at the Consumer Electronics Show. Come for the breakdancing squirrels, stay for the zombie apocalypse car
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(12)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Ventriloquist picking up girls on NYC subway. He's no dummy
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(9)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Some Windows Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft to ship Windows 9 "Threshold" in April 2015, will likely recast Windows 8 series as the equivalent of Vista
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(303)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Christie "acquitted himself", this whole scandal is because of the Liberal Media, IRS targeting "Conservative" groups and of course, Beeennngghhaaazziiii
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(130)
 
(The Herald Bulletin)
 
 
 
SSDD: Church minister in small, conservative Indiana town fires gay man that was in leadership position. TheTimesTheyAreAChangin: 80% of their congregation QUITS because of it
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(126)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jason Newsted finally explains why he quit Metallica. It wasn't Lars's fault this time
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(82)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BBWAA president: "We stripped Dan Le Batard of his Hall of Fame ballot because we do not allow unqualified people to aid in the sacred rite of the Hall of Fame vote." BBWAA vice president: "Uhm, I did once." BBWAA president: "Quiet, you"
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(62)
 


Fri January 10, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently the economy is now so bad that landing a $25k/year gig at a non-profit requires 8 hours of non-stop interviews after which you are expected to plan and cook a dinner party for senior staff at the director's house
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(204)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Male college student's request for a "religious accommodation" to not be required to work or interact with female students may finally spark a serious, long-overdue national conversation about "cooties"
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(165)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
After a week of cold, here's the Fark Weird News Quiz to warm you back up
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(31)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Illinois Governor Pat Quinn (D) compares challenger Bruce Rauner (R-elease the hounds) to The Simpsons' Mr. Burns. Excellent
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Dried herbs and spices are convenient, but fresh ones are preferred.. right? Do you go through herbs quickly enough to always keep fresh ones on hand? Other ways to make fresh herbs last? Grow your own?
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(Bmore Art)
 
 
 
The most incredible alien-robot-squids you'll see today. And you thought Baltimore was wired to produce nothing but homicides
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(6)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Allman Brothers guitarists Derek Trucks and Warren Haynes prove there's a way to quit the band other than by fatal motorcycle crash
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Think you can score 14 out of 14 on the Hall of Fame cap quiz? Hats off to you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway's government has been able to squirrel away $162,000 per capita for a rainy day while the US Government sinks deeper in debt
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Wed January 08, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
I wish I knew how to quit you. Oh, wait, never mind. I figured it out
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(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
Former PM of Somalia named leader of badass, not-quite-a-country Puntland in the former African country, vows not to mess with a successful economy built on piracy and hostage-taking
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who quit his job with a resignation letter in Klingon? Turns out someone had a problem with this... because the grammar was incorrect. In other news, there are Klingon Grammar Nazis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Don Quixote's Senate Committee releases ad targeting windmills
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Tue January 07, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Unknown component of liquor laws requires that all booze makers hire a has-been movie star with a stubbly face to act as a spokesman
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Oooo...... who lives in tall tree in the Northwest? Mick Dodge Mick Dodge/ Rugged and quirky and hippie is he/ Mick Dodge Mick Dodge/ If living off the grid somethin' ya wish/ Mick Dodge Mick Dodge/ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
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Mon January 06, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live finally meets the minimum diversity requirements for a sketch comedy show
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
1970s: Don't let your baby eat your cocaine. 1980s: Don't let your baby eat your crack. 1990s: Don't let your baby eat your heroin. 2000s: Don't let your baby eat your pot. 2010s: Don't let your baby eat your e-cigarette's liquid nicotine
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Sun January 05, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not news: private equity fund. News: for marijuana start-ups in Colorado. Pass the Doritos: run by High Times magazine, dude
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Sat January 04, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Seriously, Darts in the Olympics? With video of drunken Brits at the World Dart Championships that looks like quite a party
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