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63 headlines found matching 'Prosecutor'
Wed October 18, 2017
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Domestic violence case against man dropped because of his "cultural incompetence"
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brownsville, TX official who resigned after calling two black prosecutors a racial slur on social media has rescinded his resignation, apparently with no consequences whatsoever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri October 06, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a county prosecutor quite like hearing that the defendant wants to talk about jury nullification during his trial. Especially when the defendant is known as Weedman
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Mon October 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Attica! Attica! Attica!
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Twelve people involved in a massive $20 million food stamp fraud scheme wind up getting prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
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Sun October 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not sure what is more amazing: a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania got fined $95 million for hiring illegal immigrants or that a tree-trimming company in Pennsylvania had $95 million in the first place?
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Fri September 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump was once very upset that he wasn't allowed to bribe people overseas
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Oliver mocks Trump for losing the moral high ground to sentient diarrhea smudge Roger Goodell
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas teacher accused of having sex with teen will be played by Rick Moranis in the movie
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new garage band
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You have to acknowledge you are guilty of a crime in order to accept a pardon, so if Trump wants to pardon himself and his children, they have to admit they committed a crime. If a prosecutor were ballsy enough, Joe's refusal to admit guilt is problematic for him
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharma douche: "It was just a prank, bro." Prosecutors: "How about 'No'"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LaSalle County, Illinois prosecutor facing 17 felony counts related to running an unauthorized vigilante unit illegally stopping and searching 'suspicious' vehicles along I-80 for weed. What a go-getter
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Thu September 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Problem: Few people have the extreme cancer pain that your company's ultra-powerful opioid treats. Solution: Screw it, just give it to random people who don't even have cancer, and if the insurance company calls to confirm they do, lie to them
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Wed September 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Sick Dutch f**k steals duck then chucks now must pay the buck for running amok
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Prosecutors deny probing Schock's sexuality. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mueller is looking at Donnie's tax returns. Subby is typing this one-handed
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mueller has brought in the IRS
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peeners for Manafort's past lawyer and current spokesman
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The feds have backed away from their demands for IP addresses for Trump protesters
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Julian Assange tells Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-ussian stooge) he can prove the Russians didn't give him the hacked Democratic emails
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why did Mueller put a high-powered legal bulldog on his team? To kick some Russian ass, duh
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Tue August 15, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Porn movie secretly filmed in a Catholic church did not break Dutch law, judge says
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Becky wins her buck
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Sun August 13, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Prosecutors to former director of QVC: "You have just 10 minutes left to call and accept our plea bargain"
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You never want to go into prison already having the nickname of 'Donald Trump with a Maine accent'
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Trump should command all prosecutors, other attorneys and investigators to explicitly identify what precise statute(s) or regulation(s) has allegedly been violated
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Today the DOJ announced a new initiative to...I can't even bear to look...*peeks between fingers* set guidelines on what forensic examiners can say about the accuracy and reliability of their tests to eliminate "Junk science" testimony? Oh, carry on
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Sun August 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So the prosecutor withheld crucial evidence and did an end run around the defendant's 5th Amendment rights. The important thing is that the DA is able to advance her career
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News' Jeanine Pirro, who was at one point an actual judge and a prosecutor, warned that, should prosecutors indict a Trump family member on criminal charges, there will be "a real uprising in this country"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Man released two years ago after serving 30 years for two murders he did not commit. Better: Alabama Senate committee unanimously approves $1.5 million compensation. Bad: full Senate fails to approve payout before going on vacation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For a long time, it has been DOJ policy not to subpoena reporters or media outlets except as a very last resort in investigations so as not to appear to be trying to chill their 1st Amendment freedoms. Note the use of the past tense
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Wed August 02, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Judge tosses evidence after camera records cops brainstorming story to justify traffic stop
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the wake of video showing officers planting evidence, Baltimore is having to dismiss dozens of felony cases. Bonus: There's another video of different cops planting evidence
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Tue August 01, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Federal judge strikes down Alabama law that enabled judges to put minors seeking abortions on "trial" in which the fetus could get a lawyer and prosecutors could object to the pregnant girl's wishes
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Mon July 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio is contemptible
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
At the end of a drug trial that you're a juror on, you're not allowed to take the evidence home as a parting gift
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Thought Sessions was bad as AG? Well brace yourself, and maybe stand out of arms reach of your screen before clicking the link
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Cop films himself planting evidence at crime scene (with video)
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CSX gets railroaded
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem Rep. Ted Lieu: If Trump Jr.'s Russia meeting had been a drug deal he'd be guilty of conspiracy
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
If you see a clown in Honduras, make sure you give them money
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(AOL)
 
 
 
You know you've done messed up when Watergate prosecutors start circling you like sharks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. is getting terrible legal advice
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: You're 57 and guilty of forging your late mother's checks. Badder: You're IDed in the headline as "Son of Monkey Head Doctor." Fark: THAT "Monkey Head Doctor"
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Sat July 08, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
This guilty looking dog reportedly scammed $6 million from immigrants
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Fri July 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your Friday News Dump kicks off with secret resignation letters from the US Attorneys that Trump shiatcanned
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Wed July 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
That guy that can't shut up no matter what his lawyer and the DOJ tell him is seriously risking his freedom? No, not that guy. The punchable face guy
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Judge tosses out Florida's updated "Stand your Ground" law which required prosecutors to prove a defendant WASN'T acting in self defense before they could charge them because A) that's insane and B) only the FL Sup Ct. can set evidence rules
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mosque in France attacked in latest not-terrorism incident
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top DOJ official resigns citing Trump's behavior
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival founder is proper farked
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
For future reference: if someone's a two-strike homeless felon with a history of mental illness and robbing people at knife-point, you might want to mention that at their bail hearing, prosecutor
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This just in: Douchebaggery is now considered a congenital defect
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Tue June 27, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago indicts three police officers in relation to the Laquan McDonald shooting. Trials and eventual acquittals not yet scheduled
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical company boss sentenced to 9 years in prison. No, not him, the one whose greed killed 76 people
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jury selection in the Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreli trial off to a slow start, as jurors say he is "an evil man" and "kind of looks like a dick"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It turns out some FIFA executive members took bribes in order to put the World Cup in Qatar. Obvious tag takes a dive, gets awarded penalty
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For a guy his lawyers plan to portray as a "boy genius," Martin Shkreli is kinda dumb: "Learning that federal prosecutors had opened an investigation, he volunteered to meet them- without a lawyer. After agents arrested him, he continued to talk"
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