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138 headlines found matching 'Property'
Sat September 23, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian out Canadians everyone by politely telling bears to leave his property
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Arson suspect who set himself on fire is charged with burning personal property. The stupid, it burns
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area
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Mon September 18, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
This story of a slam poet and a stolen house gets weirder the further down you go
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nobody wants Johnny Depp's horse farm
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Sat September 16, 2017
(The Sparrow Project)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Florida
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky man has truck stolen by US border patrol enforcing Mexican laws
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for disrupting HBO movie production. Guess he got tired of all those white walkers bringing down the property values
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This adorable Super Mario Cat shows that animals can rock cosplay better than us
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon tricked by fake law firm into removing hot selling item, until recently. Most likely, real law firm will soon be contacting Amazon about $200,000 in lost sales
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Monkey loses right to own purple dishwasher
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
$1.3 million NYC taxi medallions might not have been the best leveraged investments for taxicab drivers
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Don't leave home without your . . . uh, I dunno, your home?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can you ever really promise that 2,000 alligators won't be able to get loose during a hurricane?
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Fri September 08, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Confederate statue cannonball thief caught on video
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than throwing yarn at Khajiit, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This weekend Skyrim: Special Edition is free to play. What have you been playing? Ys Seven? Ark? Side question, what game(s) do you wish there was a modern sequel to? Tell us
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Thu September 07, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Gas station employees in Milwaukee are fed up with daily raids from juvenile thieves. One clerk gets mad and locks them inside (with video)
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bentonville police said a thief trudged through the fountain waters and took off with a nearly 30-pound cannonball from a Confederate statue
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Remember the San Francisco street that was sold out from under the rich owners? Yeah, about that
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Manhattan Landlords: The market is tanking and we can't sell our assets. Big Banks: That's ok, we'll lend you more money than your asset is worth and you can pay us back when you sell. Manhattan Landlords: Really? (Snert) (Suckers) *Smokebomb*
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Alone in your hotel room and want company? RENT-A-FISH
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Burglars break into local GOP headquarters, no doubt looking for the party's direction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sure, your house is destroyed, your company got wiped out in the storm AND you only have the clothes on your back but Houston's slumlords would like to remind you that if you don't pay your rent on time they'll have you evicted
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Sun September 03, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
While you search for that elusive Cheeto in the couch cushions, this 11-year-old is flipping a house to earn college money. Try looking under that pillow to your right
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Fri September 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Running naked through a hotel and threatening staff with scissors is no way to live your retirement, Grandma and Grandpa
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course, stealing a $250,000 stamp collection has no better justification than the owner's a "mean" woman
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Harvey victims get a tax extension, although taxes are probably going to go up with all this new waterfront property
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Wow, that $5 a month really adds up quickly
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should we tax the rich more? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Fark, yes
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit alleging that Zillow's "Zestimates" are full of zhit
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Fri August 25, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If Walt Disney had not lost his contract with Universal Studios we might have never had Mickey Mouse
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office gives advice to citizens about alligators displaced by hurricane flooding. "Don't go near them. Wait until the waters recede". Now that is some mighty fine police work, Lou
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
After 50 years, the massive Cincinnati nudist resort will close down. There's an image: massive Cincinnati nudist resort. Try getting that image out of your head. Good luck with that. You can just see the undulating flesh. You're not gonna click
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Restaurant in Denver closes for failure to pay $30,000 in taxes. The owner blames marital problems, increased minimum wage and rising costs of food for financial problems. Fark: While on a 2-week bender in Vegas
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hotel in Scotland gets a tax rebate under a Scottish government program meant to help "failing businesses"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas cop gives free unsolicited legal advice for dealing with people wanting to pull down Confederate statues. It's okay to shoot and kill them as long as it's after sundown
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Band of bobbies in Merseyside UK hit the big time with a fab drug bust, nabbing £530,000 cash and 12kg in gear
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. can't keep track of the properties it owns, doesn't collect proper rent from its tenants. Obviously, they rented out some prime real estate on the 1600 block of Pennsylvania Avenue to a lunatic
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Thu August 17, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Protesters in Atlanta vandalize statue during vigil. Fark: It's actually a peace monument that has nothing to do with glorifying the confederacy
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Who let the dog out? Judge Judy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is making a comeback, which is good news for all of you who've been laid off this year from Sears, Kmart, JCPenney, Macy's, RadioShack, Guess, Abercrombie & Fitch, The Limited, American Apparel, Gymboree, Payless ShoeSource, Bebe, Rue21, Cro
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property
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Tue August 15, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What kind of hardass would foreclose on God?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
What sort of hobgoblin vandalizes a bog walk?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Flaming meteorite "found in yard" by man who does not realize meteorites are cold when they hit the ground
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Those alligator pool floaties are quite life-like these days
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Thu August 10, 2017
(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
In January, California's Irwindale Speedway will close to become - what else - a shopping mall
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Five member white-supremacist gang arrested with hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda, meth, and weapons. In other news, these people think they're the 'master race.' Let that sink in for a moment. Take all the time you need
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drugmaker diversifies portfolio to maintain profitability against generics. Just kidding, they're suing the government to enforce a monopoly for even longer
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Have a magic bank account and $1.29 million to spare?
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Tue August 08, 2017
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Collector going through property of deceased veteran discovers WWII mortar shell. "The officers told me it was remarkably well-preserved. And it was wrapped in bubble wrap, which I guess is a great sign"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you ever dreamed of owning your own little island in the Chesapeake Bay populated by 30 goats who would be at your beck and call? Well, today could be your lucky day
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Mon August 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens man's mom doubts he could take stolen "huge ass turtle" to train station by bus
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner catches grief for wearing Make America Great Again hat. And she totally doesn't support that cad, Donald Trump. And has no idea where the hat came from. Maybe gremlins put it on her head
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Let's see, we've been evacuated from home for weeks due forest fires. How to celebrate coming home...I know, FIREWORKS
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woman buys vacant lot at city auction. Lot turns out to be a city street. City offers her full refund. Woman declines and demands full market value
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Fri August 04, 2017
(FloridaPolitics)
 
 
 
Progressive darling and former congressman, Alan Grayson (D) achieves level 21 chaotic evil by bankrupting his ex-wife and evicting her and their kids. Lolth approves
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber is a "disruptive" company that is redefining the personal transportation sector by not letting itself get bogged down in "old economy" concepts like obeying taxi regulations, labor laws, or vehicle safety recall notices
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Charlotte's Web farm is up for sale for $3.7 million. Some Pig
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump playing hardball with (wait for it) U.S. Secret Service
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Wed August 02, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan resort, with its own city council and police force, is being sued for enforcing a charter that only allows practicing Christians (with a strict limit on Catholics) to own property there. Hey, at least they got rid of the "whites only" part
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sotheby's has reduced the value of Trump's Caribbean beachfront estate by $11 million, which would be hysterical if this was the start of a trend
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man arrested after trail camera catches him having sex with donkeys
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Four inmates on the loose after Alabama jailbreak. No word on when their country song will be released
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in head at firing range. Range owners need members like that like they need...something
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's getting hotter than the fires of hell outside, so why don't you come inside and play some games? Don't have anything to play? Got some leftover keys you want to trade or give away? This is the place for it. The Monthly Steam Key Swap is LIVE
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Whether the head of the Trump Administration's Justice Department enjoys being the architect of a police state or is just painfully, criminally clueless, Sessions has done a great job thus far of sidestepping the Constitution at every turn
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Democrats, however, will be able to buy a special version titled, "What the @#$ Happened"
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Car found wrapped in plastic and buried 16 years after owner reported it stolen in insurance scam. Kids were using it for a dirt bike jump. Why yes it has Oklahoma plates
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham, who sold the Ark Park from his for-profit LLC to his non-profit church group to get out of paying thousands in safety fees, sells it back to his for-profit LLC to keep its millions in tax rebates
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have to stay here. We shouldn't leave town, and we should hammer this out and get it done. Now watch this drive
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
...and riding a bicycle on a a sidewalk
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Thu July 20, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student posts note on why she's protesting her elite school by pooping on school property because the teachers are sh*tty. Poop
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The 58-story Millennium Tower in San Francisco is sinking faster than ever. The top of the building is now leaning 14 inches towards the Sales Force Tower, having tilted another 2.5 inches in the first 6 months of 2017
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto condominium hotel joins the latest major trend in luxury accommodation: Removing Trump's name from your building
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Wanted: Billionaire to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll pay before we go. You must bring your own front court. I have only done this once before. CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NOT GUARANTEED
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Mon July 17, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
First the good news: There is an Eco-friendly way of eliminating ticks off your property. Now the bad news: It involves bringing opossum onto your property
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawn care business owner told his lawn isn't big enough to operate
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Dogs can't be ring bearers, Italian judge decrees. True, they'd probably get distracted by cats on their way to Mordor
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Wed July 12, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Battle over whether Macaque took the picture is not in question. Macaque is very good at selfies. Especially dick pics
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need some easy money? Rent your house for a film shoot and pocket $3,000 a day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gun = 'Murica. Gun + ATV = Total 'Murica. Gun + ATV + Bald eagle = Peak 'Murica. Shooting bald eagle + Running it over with ATV = 'MURICA OVERLOAD
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Before the Trump hard line on Qatar was Kushner's failed attempt at a $500M Qatari loan
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Mon July 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, who made about $220 million dancing with Manny Paquiao last year, asks the IRS if he can hold off paying his taxes from last year until after the Conor McGregor fight because he needs that money to pay last year's taxes
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Stubb's (the BBQ sauce) wins court case against Stubb's BBQ (the Austin club), forcing Stubb's BBQ to change its name. That solves that. Stubbs
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked Instagram model arrested after police tussle (Not safe for work)
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Looking to buy a Steam console for a friend. Anybody have one? Is it worth it for someone who doesn't have a top of the line cpu? Can cats move things with their minds?
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
According to researchers at the University of Duhhh, No Really and the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious, ultra-wealthy people are hiding their money from the tax system, forcing us all to either pay more, or go without
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Thu July 06, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri's GOP leadership fulfills their promise to cut taxes, slashing personal income tax rates by a whopping 0.1%
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(CNN)
 
 
 
QVC to buy HSN PDQ. BBQ prices expected to drop from OMG to WTF
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another formal ethics complaint filed against Kushner. This time for failure to list his ownership of an online real estate company called Cadre on his financial disclosure forms. Hmm "Cadre" what dystopian movie future is THAT from?
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scary ghost kangaroo photographed. Rooo-oooo-oooo. (that's what ghost kangaroos say)
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science looking to Cliff O'Claven for answers
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas conservatives favor local government control. Until the locals get uppity
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Fri June 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"That's some fine police work there, Lou"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Austria should not have taken Adolf Hitler's house due to fears of space invaders exploiting open borders. At least, that's what this protester seems to be saying
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After 62 years, Disneyland ride designers finally realize it might not be a good idea to portray women as property to be sold
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Woman, who lost her license due to a DUI, sinks her car in a pond, steals a hotel shuttle and wrecks that too, all while sober. How the hell did she drive when she was drunk?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
All's fair in love and war and the bouncy castle business
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Local Florida urban legend to be made into horror movie. And no, it's not "I was a Teenage Florida Man"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: when you tent your house to kill termites, make sure other pests can't find their way inside
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: 14 months is too lenient a sentence for a cop who beat up a three-year-old; you can tell a cop he won't walk away from your property, but he has a taser; and brothel robbery is a federal crime
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man arrested after removing 500 roadside advertisements. Police went to his home, say all the signs were there
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
While a television news crew was gathering footage for a story about crime, a thief steals the station's news truck. No film at 11
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Xfinity cars hit the track for the Did You Know We Grow Corn In Iowa 250 tonight at 8:30pm ET on FS1
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than explaining to your SO why you have hundreds of unplayed games on Steam or GOG, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Friday the 13th? Everspace? Crusader Kings II? Kindergarten? Tell us inside
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Some Flower Child)
 
 
 
Pro tip - Wait for the LSD to wear off before listing your house for sale
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma the law prohibits sex offenders from living near schools or public grounds, but it does not stop convicts from living next door to their victims. Read. That. Again. very. Slowly
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are breaking into a house, don't sleep there
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in Toronto is ripping off its T... Heading off to find a water gun and march in the Pride Parade
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Fri June 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Fire officials say they don't believe the fire itself was criminal, but investigators at the scene did find what appeared to be a marijuana grow operation" FARK has a tag for this sort of thing
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal something, don't let it be a GPS tracking device
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
12-year-old dog picked up by tornado survives his injuries, would like a word with Dorothy
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Critics want to evict Airbnb. The rent's too damn high
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over the past year about 70% of Trump property buyers have been LLCs -- which allow purchases without revealing owners' names -- compared with about 4% in the two previous years. But hey, it's probably just another coincidence, right?
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ben Carson describes his agenda as HUD secretary, which is focusing on building wealth through home ownership, possibly taking a nice nap
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
A bunch of drivers are in the booth, meaning the broadcast will be unintelligible. Business as usual. The NASCAR XFINITY Series Pocono Green 250 is on FS1 at 12:30 pm ET
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Tue June 06, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are many things you can do when your car is stolen, but police don't recommend this man's 'Hunt the thieves down and hold them at gunpoint' strategy
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Landowner has men arrested for picking hallucinogenic mushrooms on his property. Anyway, here's the address of the place
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what it means - another sign of rebirth, or evidence of shady dealing. But a condo in Detroit sold for well over $1 million
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Cash Me Outside" girl sues gaming company for $1 million for using her catch phrase. Well, how boud dat?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Come for "No Satanic activity at Renaissance Fair", stay for "he promised to call next time he had some meth so he would be sure not to use it"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Flint water official clarifies that the REAL culprits behind the water contamination disaster were "People Who Annoy Him"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If a naked woman is using your dumpster area as her personal bathroom, you only have yourself to blame
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Wed May 31, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than being accused of having sex with a horse is being accused of having sex with a horse and there's video of it
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says it's OK to refill your toner cartridge based on the doctrine of first sale which is why you're allowed to sell your used car or anything you buy. In this case, you're allowed to refill your toner cartridge because you bought it
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man walks onto property, unplugs bounce house during birthday party trapping children inside, walks away. Yep, Florida
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Mon May 29, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two men make a strong case for a Tennessee tag by poaching 40 bass, mooning the property owner, and then knocking over a porta potty
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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