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270 headlines found matching 'Press'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What you missed in his performance at that bizarre press conference yesterday was General Kelly explicitly and overtly laying out the logic that in his mind would justify a military coup in this country
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the pre-Friday news dump version of the White House Press Briefing. Last chance for condescension and deflection until next week for our dear Sarah. (2:00 PM EDT give or take a half hour)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Kelly: "Trump inelegantly expressed the great privilege of serving and dying with the best men on earth." Trump: "WRONG"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's doping scandal in sports is brought to you by the Iditarod as dogs have tested positive for opioids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-coach #2 Pitino attempts Sgt. Schultz impression
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Wed October 18, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
*NFL throws a flag* Free speech interference, on the White House. Cannot force players to suppress speech, can only encourage dialog. 10 tweet penalty and loss of talking point. Replay down
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Oh Sarah, how we missed your dulcet tones and wandering eye. How will you spin the latest batshiat insanity of your boss? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00.... maybe)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some examples of Trump's "Impenetrable Border Wall" have been erected outside Tijuana. Mexicans are, to put it delicately, unimpressed
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pressure gauge somewhere useful
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith to give residuals from Harvey Weinstein movies to a women's charity. "I'm not a victim in this. This is not about me at all. We know who the victims are. But my sh*t is tied up with this man"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rather than admit he's wrong about his claim that other presidents didn't call Gold Star families, Trump forces Kelly to either call his boss a liar or lie about the most painful day of his life. UPDATE: WH confirms Obama didn't call Kelly
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lying about Obama not calling families of fallen soldiers is actually him "stating a fact", would also like to remind us war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich: Day drinker, stroke victim, or cat-like typing detected?: "Presideent Trtump was rermarkably stgroing in hius joint press event with Sen McConnell. His grasp of the issues is very deep and growing"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Proving he's still learned nothing, Pharma Bro trolls the press
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will eat up time first? What glorious radiance will we be blinded by? Purple monkey dishwasher. 42. Baka. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (link goes to C-SPAN, 1:30'ish)
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Slowly but surely, Theresa May's repeated threats that Britain could walk away from Brexit negotiations with no deal are generating the pressure needed to cause a game-changing shift in the talks
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. M has a problem. Her husband was falsely accused of groping teen girl on the train and only escaped prison time because two women eyewitnesses told police it wasn't him. She's still angry and depressed at nearly losing him. What should she do?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Family of muggles stranded in Scottish highlands rescued by the Hogwarts Express. Last seen being herded off to a castle by a bearded half-giant, and preparing for 7 years of twee adventures followed by torture and death. Sweet
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's war on the press is neither Republican nor conservative, it's downright anti-American
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In case you think Trump's threats against the press are all bluster, please notice that the FCC Chairman he appointed has yet to comment on or disavow Trump's comments
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People with depression should take magic mushrooms to feel more like a rebooted or defragged computer
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Thu October 12, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops continues to attack the press and threatens to strip NBC of its license, California is burning, Puerto Rico still needs help, and it's only Wednesday. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, and it starts here at 8PM EDT
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Only one city in Atlantic Canada has more rats than Halifax, an impressive feat given the number of politicians there
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(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
Happy National Coming Out Day 2017. Celebrate by expressing your true feelings, hopes in life. Not responsible for libel in any manner for any user who experiences discrimination in jobs, services & housing, loss of familial relations, injury or death
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Tue October 10, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah take an IQ test? What does the president think about his VP wasting taxpayer money for a political stunt? Who cares? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (1:45 EST)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Family explains "misunderstanding" led to Chicago police arresting man driving 20 mph over speed limit near O'Hare International with .45 handgun at his feet, AR-15 in trunk next to pressure cooker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Ken Bone has finally made a decision regarding Trump and he's not very happy about it
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Fri October 06, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Trump will be visiting Hamburg, Pennsylvania Wednesday, according to White House briefing. Although, it's more than likely he just thought they made the very best hamburgers there and he wants one for lunch
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will anyone have the journalistic balls to actually ask a hard-hitting question? Whar Snek whar? Love ya Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00 PM EST)
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Alt-Right site gets taken down. Is it because of: Terms of service violations? SJW doxxing? Corporate pressure? Nope, just manchildren arguing about anime
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come join us as we view the condescending Huckabooboo in her natural habitat. Wonder at her inability to form coherent arguments. Notice the nonsensical fur selections. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly around 2pm ET)
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
US forces are under attack
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
We must destroy these statues of oppression and hate. Take that, Virgin Mary
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Rex make good on his plans and bail? Will he announce the bombings will begin in five minutes? Will we stay in NATO? Your guess is as good as mine. THIS is your impromptu Tillerson presser thread (link is live)
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woopsie, Trump's branding the Press as the "Enemy" causes general public's trust in said Press to soar. What a Winner
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NRA silencer bill repeatedly suppressed by mass shootings
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Looking for a distraction from depressing news? Check out the Cyanide and Happiness adventure game Kickstarter, ending in three days
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will tell us all why now is not the time to talk about gun control, Twitter rants, Russia, or Puerto Rico. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. ("2PM" *wink wink* EDT)
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Sat September 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey has filed a counter-suit against Cathriona White's family and lawyers for extortion, implied indemnity, aannnd you kinda knew this would get uglier
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Air CEO says they'll "never lose money again", now that the four remaining airlines can collude and charge for everything short of cabin pressurization. For now
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Thu September 28, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Five years ago a frat held a press conference to deny they all liked buttchugging
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Wherefore art thou Sarah? Methinks thou doth protest too much. Call me, I'll be your Huckabooboo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly 2'ish ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Great Depression II?
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Wed September 27, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
I think that in light of Twitter revealing that their 240 character limit is arbitrary that we on fark should consider why we are limited to only 250. Do the owners and maintainers of this website believe that we can or shouldn't express our selves m
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Eeyore has depression, Winnie the Pooh has ADHD, Piglet has Generalised Anxiety Disorder and my childhood has been ruined
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders explains NFL race protests are not really about race. Yeah, right. And Rosa Parks was really just protesting public transportation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I started to ask why anyone should be allowed to publish false information for the express purpose of angering their audience... but Stranahan cut me off. "Hey, I'm walking into the White House right now"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Detroit is back on top again, it was a hard struggle but with the cooperation of its residents, Detroit regains its top spot in the U.S. as a force to be reckoned with
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has finally sent out a tweet expressing his heartbreak and concerns for his fellow Americans in Puerto Rico saying he is having trouble holding back tears looking at the images of America's humanitarian crisis
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your cop uncle is out of town. Do you 1. Wear his uniform to impress your girl | 2. Take his patrol car and pull over people | Spoiler Alert: Both
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
60,000 year old cypress forest discovered off the coast of Alabama. Judge Roy Moore promises to clear cut it if elected
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
As the US ratchets up pressure on countries seeking nuclear weapons, it's worth noting that Los Alamos, a key facility for manufacture and testing of American nukes, has a Homer Simpson-esque safety record
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
North Korea tensions escalate, Puerto Rico is dark and demolished, and the President is fighting with the NFL. How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders make this all Hillary's fault? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2PMish EDT)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson, apparently under the impression that "deGrasse" translates as "Debbie Downer", tears apart the science of Game of Thrones
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FEMA tweets out phone number for phone sex...which isn't the worst option
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian religious figure announces his intent to institute massive, systemic religious oppression. Meanwhile, Trump is busy losing a twitter slap fight to the NFL
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's alt right grifter/ carnival barker Yolo Minneapolis will hold a press conference to accuse UC Berkeley of cancelling a conference that he was never really going to produce in the first place and Berkeley never cancelled
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just scored a new electric pressure cooker from a thrift store for $12 and is super excited. On the left you see an example of the unit. On the right, I'd like some Fark Foodie ideas to try out in this baby. DIT
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Today, the Ric Romero Institute of Teenage Psychiatry in a new report reveals for the first time that 1 in 4 teenage girls are depressed, sullen, talk back to their parents and regularly scowl at anyone but their dear poodle, Fifi
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I have not knowingly lied to the American people," he lied
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say Anthony Weiner deserves over two years in prison for having a minor strip naked and touch herself in video chats, but when pressed concede he does do a great Grumpy Cat impression
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says the nickname "Rocket Man" pinned on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a "Trump original." Elton John unavailable for comment
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to his website, Roy Moore (R) gained the endorsement from conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly for his Senate candidacy. Which is especially impressive if you consider Schlafly has been dead for over a year now
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
We hope you really like that cold-pressed juice and all the wastefulness that comes with it
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers continue their impressive track record of screwing up everything: Michael Cohen gets thrown out of private Senate Intel committee session for talking to press. Now it's a subpoena, and it'll be public
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Intel and Waymo are having way mo self-driving car collaborations
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SC secessionists call for black candidate to drop out of mayoral race for using oppressive term that identified white people as a snack food
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Snekretary crashes Emmys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Watch out, we got a badass over here. He's also depressing and 100% right
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maybe the Republicans would fare better trying to court the vote of the college student if they weren't spending so much time trying to suppress the vote of the college student
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter hits peak depression and arrogance as Morrissey officially joins the social network. But be forewarned; the more you ignore him, the closer he gets
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mass protests taking place across the country against the sitting administration; a White House in disarray, obsessed with leaks, and a president certain the press is lying and making up stories about him. Sound familiar? Now go back more than 40 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this impressive Ibis
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Well Siri can see all your dick pics so it probably has the best idea why you're depressed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Screaming Hairy Armadillos: Not just subby's Limp Bizkit cover band, but also a great way to vicariously express your angst
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zero to 62mph in half a second. COOL. On a tricycle. WHAT? Powered by a water tank pressurized to 6,000 PSI. OMG
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The lack of self awareness and use of buzzword hyperbole in the interview is almost impressive
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toward a Predictive Theory of Depression: Is depression the result of global low-confidence in neural predictions?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Sean Spicer finally asked point-blank if he thinks it is a dangerous thing for our country and its democracy to try to de-legitimize the free press and undermine its credibility. Sad: it took a late-night talk show host to ask the question
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions might change a rule in leak investigations that would utterly decimate the free press
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans Visas in three countries that refuse to take deportees. MasterCard, American Express still OK
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer on the infamous press briefing about the size of the inauguration crowd: "I don't think it was probably the best start"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at the most depressing, overrated hour on television ahead of its second season
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Wed September 13, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alaska dusts print
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will go out first to eat up time? How horribly condescending will all her answers be? Call me, Sarah. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, approximate start time 2:30 EST)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House admits Trump doesn't take his lawyers' advice seriously
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump attacks people who write books about him despite having no direct connections to him. Subby wonders if that includes his "Art of the Deal" ghost writer
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last one lawyered up is the subject of the investigation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest thing anti-immigrant right wingers are outraged at? [Spins wheel of manufactured outrage]...why, it's automated calling systems asking you to "Press One for English"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: I'm not saying [Hurricane] Irma is geoengineered, but there is geoengineering going on secretly in the United States, by a company called Globex, in a mysterious town called Cypress Creek
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Fri September 08, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Before the storm hits Florida, another storm is brewing in DC. A STORM OF LIES. This is YOUR official White House Press Briefing thread. (1PM EDT *chortle*)
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Wed September 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHAT is the future of the Empress of Tomorrow? CAN Hideo Itami make Kassius Ohno Go To Sleep? WILL Joey Ryan use "the most illegal move ever" against his former partner Cortez Castro? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee at White House press briefing on #DACA: "President Obama is laying out a responsible 24-month phase out"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The ending of DACA, an approaching Category 5 hurricane, the ongoing specter of the Russia investigation. There is plenty for Sarah Hucky Boo Boo to dodge answering questions about. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (1:30 lol PM EDT)
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Won't someone please preserve the boyhood home of Earl Hamner Jr., the creator of the Waltons? Sure, right after we set up the creator of Gilligan's Island's home as a museum
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(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
How did the press get turned against antifa less than a month after Neo-Nazis killed someone? Here come the alt-right, the Russian Twitterbots, and the (behavioral) science
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump interrupts Harvey relief mission to snipe at press about the size of his hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "It takes guts to be a woman in 2017." Apparently CNN is under the impression that most women are women by choice
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Fri September 01, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great Lakes fish dosed with antidepressants may stop caring about predators, but at least they're happy food
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
On a Friday news dump before a three day weekend, things could get quite interesting. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30ish PM EDT)
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Thu August 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he can't seem to get anything right the first time, Trump to return to Texas on Saturday to make sure he gets some good pictures and video for his 2020 campaign
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Eric Trump says all of our accurate criticism is making daddy depressed and suicidal
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Some Russian Guy)
 
 
 
In a press release that totally isn't propaganda, Russia claims that MiG 41 fighter will be able to fly into outer space at Mach 4
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is the paparazzi to blame for the death of Princess Diana?
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Unknown number of Cypress Island facility escapees in Puget Sound being chased down by authorities. No need to panic just yet, but have your garlic butter ready just in case
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows that caffeine suppresses the brain's perception of sugar intake. Study was not done with free trade Ethiopian Yirgacheffe beans and is therefore invalid. Now where are those donuts?
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(Quora)
 
 
 
The President has jumped the shark
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Fri August 25, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Two days in a row We are all special. Let's see if The Huckster's eyes stay together today. It is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. Start time of 1:45 PM EDT, or so they say
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 31-year old White House staffer who was paid $90K a year to find positive news stories about Trump and re-circulate them to reporters has resigned, possibly because his job is now literally impossible
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
You know you've hit the nadir of your conservative career when even one of the racist nutjobs from Duck Dynasty won't stand behind you
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Thu August 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last county without ACA coverage will soon have an insurer, the WH presser offered nothing of substance, and Farkers in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, stay safe. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Winner of Mayweather/McGregor fight to receive a $1 million belt. Ric Flair unimpressed
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How will Sarah Huckabee Sanders praise her boss? Will we get another letter from Pickle? What utter absurdity will we hear? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing. (2:30 PM EDT "start")
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Wed August 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis scored in just about every branch of show business: nightclubs, radio, television, concerts, movies and records. It was only relatively late in life that he tried his hand at a Broadway musical. But because of his ego it did not go well
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson says Trump looking at the eclipse without protective eyewear is the most impressive thing any president has ever done
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Up to 13 percent of all airline pilots may be clinically or even suicidally depressed. Have a nice flight
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Flora became depressed after losing her beloved feline companion of many years, but is doing much better now as she is fostering four adorable kittens on Caturday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift is doing her best Radiohead impression by disappearing completely. On social media anyway
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
George Washington fought for States' Rights to secure individual freedom. Robert E. Lee fought for the privilege of minority slave owners and States' Rights for the sake of States' Rights, even though that meant the oppression of individuals
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Sorry the press hounded you thinking you were the new Doctor Who"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Discussion boards have been filling up with anti-antidepressant comments
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is there to answer all its viewers' most pressing scientific questions. Today: What causes an eclipse?
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Application to conduct cross burning on Stone Mountain denied. Although the commission said they'd be OK if the Klan wanted to throw themselves off the top of the mountain in protest
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Don't eat after midnight, because Gremlins 3 is happening
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The White House just sent out a memo urging GOP members to say that Trump was "entirely correct" on Charlottesville, has an IQ of 220, can bench press an ox, has x-ray vision and can fly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert tears Trump a new one over his "seventh layer of hell" press conference
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Israel's wall along the Gaza Strip has solved all their problems except now the wall should be extended downwards so that those terrorists can't dig tunnels. They've also decided to add a moat. Oh, the Mexicans will be paying for it
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Tue August 15, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande criticized for unprofessionalism at first concert in South Korea: landing in Seoul just 3 hours before show to avoid press, leaving immediately afterwards, and stiffing buyers of $570 VIP tickets. "No manners at all"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Colbert's interview with Poochie is a thing of beauty
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At his presser today, Two Scoops showed sympathy for Nazis, blamed the fictitious "Alt-left" of being "equally bad", and went utterly beyond the pale, pretty much locking up the news tonight. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts 8PM EDT
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Inverted hate anus Sean Hannity says the press "used Charlottesville to bludgeon the president and conservatives politically." Apparently he's just overlooking the whole "A Nazi drove a car into a crowd" thing
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Mon August 14, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sudden Trump press conference. Likely going to say "racism, bad" and walk away
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
#UniteTheRight organizer Jason Kessler tries to hold a press conference in Charlottesville and gets summarily swarmed, punched and chased away (w/video)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon? I don't believe I know the person of who you speak. Does he still work here? Yeah, Steve Bannon. You know, the disheveled creep who hates everyone? Hmm... I don't know, I heard he's leaky
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Sat August 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attempting to re-imagine the worm in tequila, New York steakhouse offers cockroach in espresso
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, that whole Trump threatening Venezuela with military action has worked perfectly... in solidifying Maduro's hold on power
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Moscow Mules will kill you? "I find the press release to be chemophobic fear-mongering"
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pot smokers have a 3 times greater risk of dying from high blood pressure. Not from the marijuana, but clogging up their arteries with all the pizza they eat when they get high
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Vegetarians are twice as likely to be depressed as normal people
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not debris, it's DiGiorno
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
At street food conference, Anthony Bourdain says he's tired of chicken tikka masala, exhorts Britain to find new national dish that expresses true Britishness and can spark a real street food culture
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly improvised "fire and fury" comments on North Korea, most likely after binge watching Game of Thrones all night
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Former Press Snekretary shows off his knowledge of the press by totally mistaking a Vice news story with a Vox article. Look, they both start with "V", easy mistake
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner got mad at a reporter recording him and ordered her to delete it because he assumed the conversation was off the record
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
How the physical, handwritten check has carved out a stubborn place for itself in American banking and the "express" checkout line at the grocery store
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The photo ID requirements aren't working well enough - how do we suppress the vote even more?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish hydraulic press guy fails to adequately pack salami into rocket engine. If only there were some kind of tool he could use to efficiently compress things into confined spaces
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Indian schoolboy claims Google hired him as a graphic designer, and by the look of the offer letter, do they ever need one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mazda creates Homogeneous Charge Compression Ignition motor. It's like diesel without the diesel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These frightening facial expressions on this latest robo-Lincoln would look right at home on Trump's face
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Mon August 07, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter's publicist vies for the sympathy vote in the aftermath of his recent negative press
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump says he is not on vacation as he golfs at his New Jersey golf course and does his best impression of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn while crashing various weddings
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
1. Defeat your Little League World Series semifinal opponent despite their stealing signs. 2. Express your feelings with "inappropriate" Snapchat post. 3. Enjoy your DQ while the cheating team you beat takes your place in the championship game
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump considers new Communications Director who can outdouche the Mooch
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Senate, with no other pressing matters, declares September 25th to be National Bug Day
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Associated Press' weekly roundup of fake news stories, which of course is just an attempt to divert attention from the AP's own fake news stories. You can't fool subby, AP libtards
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Growing trend of "curse-free" pubs in England is not going over well. "Golly gee, this misguided idea has really made me quite upset and unable to express myself in the preferred fashion of which I'm accustomed to," said one customer
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(Huffington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Fox News sources say Eric Bolling does a great Anthony Weiner impression
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rob Sheffield rates and critiques the solo careers of One Direction
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
If each state were a Game of Thrones character. California is Tommen Baratheon: Blond and easily duped, powerful but clumsy, impressed by boobs and wacky religions
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Protip for women (and some men): Never apply fake eyelashes without wearing your glasses, you might just be gluing a dead fly to your eye
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexico paying for the wall was a "hollow promise" which is rich people talk for "big lie"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mooch sobers up and abandons his cocaine-fueled press event to focus on family. No, really
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, "Getting your ass handed to you by a CNN reporter on a nationally televised press briefing" is now called "Putting that reporter in his place"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scaramucci's plans for the White House released to the press. "Item 1 - Meet with John Kelly"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Huckabeast:"It's not appropriate to lie...unless you are the President of the United States"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He literally got his daddy to write a note for him," Stephen Colbert says of Trump Jr.'s latest Russia kerfuffle
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Russian sanctions bill was signed, a racist immigration bill was introduced, the WH Press Briefing was unhinged, and Two Scoops is doubling down on his fake phone calls. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah Huckabee Sanders cry about the White House press corps doing their jobs? Will she... Wait, that's all she ever does. This is your White House Press briefing thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How is it possible the Department of Justice has "pretty good" morale?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Home Secretary says that message encryption is a problem and she needs more metadata. When pressed on what kind of metadata she wanted, she replied: "I'm having those conversations in private." So what's she hiding?
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Senate expresses full confidence in Christopher Wray to lead the FBI
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, he definitely wrote every last bit of it
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Story Time with Hucky Boo Boo. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. The derision and condescension is scheduled for 2PM EDT on C-Span
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Seems like the War on Thanksgiving starts earlier every year
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Highly unusual" North Korea submarine activity has been detected. Presumably the submarines managed to come up for air, baffling intelligence experts who are impressed that you can survive in a sub with a screen door attached
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Pint Baby returns to the Clare pub where he had that famous Guinness 20 years ago. To have another pint, of course
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump's personal lawyer has some explaining to do
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HHS secretary Tom Price: Neither I nor the GOP will let Obamacare "Implode" News Anchor: But your boss JUST SAID he's going to do exactly that. Price: that was just Trump being "rhetorical" and "illustrating his passion" for reforming healthcare
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We the people are deemed worthy today of receiving our dosage of spin. Sarah Huckabee shall grace us with her effervescent personality and quick wit in YOUR White House Press briefing at 3:45 PM EDT on C-Span
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New. Plan: Fire. Everyone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters says Pence is planning his inauguration
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Sat July 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parting shot: Priebus 1, Trump 0
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you want to relieve stress, talk to yourself in the third person. Man. Bob Dole must have been under so much pressure
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Faster-acting antidepressants may finally be within reach, I guess. Maybe. Does it really matter?
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Fri July 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish Hydraulic Press guy decides that if the explosion created by crushing a single sheet of paper was spectacular, then crushing 1500 sheets will be even better, and besides, they may attack at any time, so we must deal with it. VAT DE FAKK
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump expresses full confidence in Reince Priebus
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
In today's Trump Administration fark-up, House representative demands investigation of threats against Lisa Murkowski by Trump toady, Ryan Zinke
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Do you want a dictatorship? Because that's how you get a dictatorship
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Children should not be allowed to watch The Emoji Movie. Their impressionable brains simply aren't set up to sift through the thick haze of corporate subterfuge clouding every scene of this sponsored-content post masquerading as a feature film"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Determined to continue blazing new trails for Trump and GOP, Sarah Palin and her law team subpoenae 26 "failing" New York Times reporters in her defamation suit against a Free Press
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(Slate)
 
 
 
School yard press secretary Anthony Scaramucci has a fun little nickname for his White house rival Reince Penis
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Turns out Scaramucci's press briefings are less about informing the public on the President's positions and more about building up his fragile ego
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we find out what stupidity Donnie Two Scoops was trying to distract from with his attacks on civil rights? Will there be financial records? How about some light treason? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Back to back days of on-camera press briefings? Who will Sarah Huckabee Sanders shove out there first? Will Pickle write back? LGT C-SPAN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scaramucci says Putin is likely to veto new Russian sanctions
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was given $100,000 check from Trump at today's White House press briefing. Plot twist it was donated to Dept of Ed not for giving Putin a hand job
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(AOL)
 
 
 
So why did Spiceweasel order cameras turned off during press briefings? a) So his lies couldn't be recorded for posterity, b) To punish the press for reporting "fake news," or c) So Trump wouldn't yell at him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah "Huckabeast" Huckabee Sanders won't say whether transgender individuals will be thrown out of the military after President Donald Trump announces ban. Most likely because that announcement came out of nowhere
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's been awhile, but we've got a live White House Press briefing...Indignant Huckabees to the left, Snekretary to the right
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Tue July 25, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona craft breweries to make beer out of treated sewage water. Makers of Bud Light not impressed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beginning Shortly: President Trump Holds a Joint Press Conference with Prime Minister Hariri. Come for the amateur camera work, stay for the shish taouk recipes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Pressuring AG to prosecute the person who lost the election is an impeachable offense if we value free elections," says some Deep State, Obamunist "ethics" law-talking guy
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest forced a boy to perform oral sex on him after counseling the 10-year-old about misbehaving
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New WH comm director Anthony Scaramucci says on CNN "State of the Union" anonymous source claimed Russian hackers are too sophisticated to have been detected during 2016 election. When pressed, he admits source was Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-epressed) says "Hillary when you lose to somebody who has 40 percent popularity, you don't blame other things-Comey, Russia-you blame yourself "
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The owner of the creationist Ark theme park trashes press for reporting he's ducking taxes, angrily stating "the media is out of control"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Interactive view of the USS GERALD FORD gives us an idea of where the $12.9B went
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Fri July 21, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL owners reportedly pressuring Roger Goodell to suspend Ezekiel Elliott; "it would almost be a surprise to see Elliott not suspended at this point"
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump Administration says they have full confidence in Sean Spicer
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Closed White House press briefing livestreamed by rogue reporter
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington does his best Chris Cornell impression
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Released from the oppressive yoke of British rule 20 years ago, Hong Kong is now enjoying the freedom of living as part of China
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5 year-old and 2 year-old crash car even though one steered and one worked the brakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy wants to ratchet up the pressure on international Communism amid looming ICBM threats and growing Russian aggression and political infiltrations. Somehow, this is still not a repeat from 1950
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How contentious are the White House press briefings getting? Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now starting to mock Fox News reporters
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Trump brags about how close the vote would have been in the failed GOP effort to repeal Obamacare. Says vote would have been 48 - 4. That's a pretty impressive vote by any standard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Putin had a secret second meeting at G-20. Wow, they really want to get those kids adopted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach gets ready to put on his prison stripes. Yeah, yeah, Trump's voter guy is a crook. You didn't know?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Fri July 14, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan is auctioning off virtually unused musical equipment used in recording some of the most depressing, poorly-aged music of the '90s. No, not Nirvana's stuff
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Chinese democracy activist Liu Xiaobo dead after China resists international pressure from human rights campaigners and Guns N' Roses cover bands
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer may be unable to get a security clearance, due to his past and possibly present struggles with alcoholism. But to be fair, having Trump as a client would make even a Mormon go on a bender that would impress Hunter S. Thompson
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Joint press conference between Donnie Two Scoops and Master Handshake artist Macron. LGT C-SPAN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ defies court order to turn over Sessions' info on his Russian contacts. So listen kids, it's A-OK to tell a judge to go Fark himself
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson never told his wife about his infamous foursome, but she found out anyway. This was her reaction
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
FOX's Bill Hemmer to Mike Pence's press secretary: "Can you state for the record that Mike Pence never met with Russian operatives?" Press Sec: **SMOKEBOMB**
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rancor grows between the press and the White House, fueling fears it will develop a taste for human flesh just like the one kept at Jabba's palace
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops made an announcement that he had "major" news on Clinton just hours after Half Scoop had the meeting "about nothing". Oh yeah. Donnie had *no* idea what his son was up to. None whatsoever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seven Twitterers sue Trump for blocking them and their free speech
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kobach bumbled his vote suppression panel. Sessions all like, I got this, bro
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House tries to put distance between Trump and his son. Questioned about his meetings with the Russians, WH spokesman responds: "He's not even a member of the administration." Next defense: He might not even be his son
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to defy the odds to impress a woman by standing naked outside her lanai and pressing his junk against the screen. It doesn't work
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mars mission may be off as "deadly" "space" "bacteria" that could "kill" all humans is found on the red planet. This PSA brought to you by the not-scientists at The Express. Would you like to know more?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So how do they celebrate Canada Day in Finland? By crushing all kinds of Canadian stuff in a hydraulic press, of course. And yes, Tim Hortons is there
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Kardashians accused of exploiting an oppressed culture. This is not a repeat from 2319
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan will not hold town halls for fear of protesters
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pretty impressive: You have an eight-pack. Very impressive: You dominate gymnastics tournament, winning six gold medals and a silver. Fark impressive: You're seven years old
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
During a joint press conference with Mexico's president, Trump again says that Mexico should "absolutely" pay for his border wall. No word on who will get to sell the solar electricity it generates, or the profit from the unicorn farm
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Vandals cause $20,000 to elementary school, Visigoths unimpressed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Shkreli worker testifies about his growing depression. Testimony works better with world's tiniest violin as soundtrack
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Wed July 05, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Jeez, can't a guy get a little voter suppression anymore? What happened to this place?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump really likes Mika and Joe because look what he did for their ratings
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg, impressed with Alaska's Permanent Dividend Fund, wants all Americans to get basic income / free money. "Everybody - rich or poor - should be given the opportunity to chase their dreams without financial shackles"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK student debt (pressure) now exceeding £50,000 (area) and interest is rising to 6.1% (force). P=F÷A. You do the math
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Tue July 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
89% of Republicans think Trump is more trustworthy than CNN. 91% of Democrats think the opposite. Throw Independents into the mix and the majority think he is full of it. Yet 37% of voters have faith in Trump and only 30% have faith in the media
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Want to impress (or just flat out annoy) those sitting around you at the big fireworks show tonight? Regale them with your knowledge and names of the ten most popular fireworks effects
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Fri June 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finland's famous hydraulic press guy crushes and extrudes Big Macs, which surprisingly look about the same when finished
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The dumbest 999 calls ever received
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Evidence of Vogter suppression found in Cincinnati
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mika: 'Your penis is like a toddlers thumb'
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Wed June 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Nikki Cross dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow"? WHO is the newest luchador to enter the Temple? WHAT SHOW got Subby to finally purchase Netflix? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The latest cause of depression? Parents who worry about their child's bedtime habits
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Tue June 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A reporter grew a set of brass balls during the press briefing, the healthcare bill is in serious jeopardy, and the new FBI Director nominee was officially covfefed. This is YOUR Rachel Maddow Show thread. (9:00 EDT on MSNBC)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Obama spoke of "Red Lines". Good times, good times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know that journalist with the giant balls who stood up to Sarah Huckster during today's press briefing? His name is Brian Karem, and he was jailed in 1990 for refusing to reveal a source
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the cameras steal the last dregs of Spiceweasel's soul? Will I finally need to dip into my snekretary mug at work? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Having no cameras on isn't making poor little Spicey's job easier
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Mon June 26, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Slapping the gay demons unfortunately not a euphemism, possibly a good band name
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is a guest on Meet the Press, and no one bothers to ask him about being under FBI investigation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson [R-WI] says people with pre-existing conditions deserved to pay more for insurance because they were like cars that had been involved in an automobile accident
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
What is the far right's end game? A society that suppresses the majority
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quahogs can live up to 507 years, Peter Griffin impressed
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Press now resorting to courtroom-like sketches of White House briefings. Which is likely not the last time several of these people will be the subject of courtroom sketches
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