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500 headlines found matching 'President of the United States'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CIA forced to issue a correction after CIA Director Mike Pompeo erroneously claimed that Russian meddling 'did not affect the outcome of the election'
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(National Review)
 
 
 
GOP unity is really overrated, they're actually still playing footsies in airport bathroom stalls searching for those that will all come together
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says reporters shouldn't question four star generals. Of course, old Trump would disagree, mostly because old and new Trump's a mental case who takes every side whenever it seems like the right lie at the time. Yay America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly called out for going after congresswoman and making soldier's deaths political by candy-assed commie libs, 4 Star General Barry McCaffrey (Ret.) and Medal of Honor Recipient Col Jack Jacobs (Ret.)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy fresh hell Friday, everyone. THIS is your MSNBC evening livethread, with festivities starting at 8pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forget the low road; Trump is digging a new presidential subway line at this point
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
General Kelly is about as honest as his boss
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake flakes out on Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump nominees show up to work despite not having been confirmed by the Senate or even being offered a soft start date
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump:"Next week, we are going to have a major announcement on the opioid crisis." Rest of the White House:"Wait. We have a what now...?"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What you missed in his performance at that bizarre press conference yesterday was General Kelly explicitly and overtly laying out the logic that in his mind would justify a military coup in this country
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(Independent)
 
 
 
US Marine: civilians don't understand that we are locked in what we've termed the Forever War, and a bigger issue than adherence to the rituals for fallen soldiers is the pointlessness of their deaths
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the pre-Friday news dump version of the White House Press Briefing. Last chance for condescension and deflection until next week for our dear Sarah. (2:00 PM EDT give or take a half hour)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad with Trump in the White House that Democrats are embracing George W Bush. This is not normal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McCain: Donnie, in the future, if you're wondering, 'Dead Green Berets in Niger? Boy, I dunno' is when I decided to kick your ass
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
About John Kelly's "moral authority"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Of course the Women's College Basketball Champion South Carolina team will be invited to the White House like every Women's Championship team over the past 30+ years right?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CIA director falsely said an Intel report shows Russia didnt influence the outcome of the election. What are the odds that Friday morning Fox and Friends will repeat the lie and then Trump will tweet it?
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Golddigger Joe may be farked
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump continues his attacks on Gold Star families, because of course he does
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What a maroon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump can't hear all of your annoying criticisms over the steady hum of affection from his BFF Bibi
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Navy SEAL with two purple hearts appeared on Fox in defense of the Golden One earlier this month. Since this is Fark, you probably... oh, fark, just read the tag
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"If you have to win a campaign by dividing people, you're not gonna be able to govern them. You won't be able to unite them later if that's how you start." Obama just took down Trump's presidency in a matter of seconds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Vitali Shkliarov: The man bringing Bernie Sanders-style politics to Moscow, which he learned while working for Bernie Sanders. Wait, was there any US campaign that didn't have some Russian(s) working for them?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
...in which, we have now declared war on Iran, North Korea, and Russia. Goodbye all, it's been fun
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate antitrust lawyer with actual experience to head the FTC, leading some to wonder what's wrong with this guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. NO YOU'RE THE COLLUDER. Our president, ladies and gentlemen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I would give myself 10/10 for Puerto Rico response
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kelly defends what Trump said to the war widow and claims that he suggested the phrasing, even stating he was in the room and overheard the conversation. The phrasing that Trump denies ever having used
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump outlined five major ethics proposals for lobbying that he promised to implement as president during the campaign. Nine months into his administration, let's see how he's doing
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is still trying to justify being an ass to Gold Star families, another "Pickle"-style letter was read that fawned over Dear Leader, and it seems to be the calm before the storm. It's your MSNBC discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Pundit/fraudster rightsplains why that Steele dossier and impeachment and the 25th amendment mean nothing, Watergate and Whitewater were equally nothing, and Flavor-ade is delicious
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's brother gets permission from Mother to run for Congress
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Putin: I feel bad for President Trump. His political foes have prevented him from enacting his will. I mean, there was the Russian flag adoption, removing of sanctions, riding little Vlad, te-*chloroform rag placed over his mouth* "Gooo to sssssleep"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey, look. They're giving refunds in the alley
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If this week has shown us anything it's that no, Trump isn't playing three-dimensional chess, he's just a scary narcissist who is completely aimless and likely crazy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Thad Cochran is not retiring, thank you very much. Now, can you please direct me to the Senate Chamber? I know it's around here somewhere
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So you know when Trump said he "heard" that Obama didn't call Kelly after his son died? You'll never guess who he heard it from. You'd think he'd have learned by now: Don't tell Trump anything he doesn't have a need to know
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mystery woman standing next to Donald Trump identified
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Fox News poll that showed Roy Moore and his Democratic challenger tied? About that
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Four Gold Star families have yet to receive phone calls from Trump, though they admit it might actually not be a bad thing as they now know what they're signing up for by agreeing to talk with him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a reason he's known as "Sideshow Don"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Someone at the White House realized sending Trump to the North Korean DMZ might be a bad idea
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
He opened his mouth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top House Republican to resign. Speculation on dead girl or live boy to the right
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Trump points out the inconsiderate nature of Gold Star families' failure to call him first
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And McCain's response to Trump's promise to fight back and it won't be pretty? "I've faced far greater challenges than this"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has no _______
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Roy Moore, GOP candidate for US Senate in AL, explains why he is no longer SCOAL Chief Justice: "[Not standing for National Anthem is] against the law, you know that? It was a act of Congress that every man stand and put their hand over their heart"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You may not believe this, but of the $5M Trump pledged in charitable donations, a staggering $800,000 has been fulfilled, exceeding the expectations of many
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts businessman says, "I was duped, I am an idiot." Reason: A. Ransomware, B. Phishing, C. Trump
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron:"We need to develop political heroism"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down and dares Florida congress woman to make her statement again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House staff drafted Niger sympathy statement for Trump that was never released, likely because Trump was too busy fighting the NFL, golfing, tweeting and trying to destroy Obamacare, and because he feels sympathy for no one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Archives to White House: We keep telling you, The presidential records act is a federal law that applies to YOU and you have to make sure you are preserving all records you generate WH: *whirrr-BZZZT" oh yeah, totally, we're all over that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy insults Gold Star families (again), Jefe whines to Judiciary committee about unfairness, and subby has no booze to help with this shiat. This is YOUR MSNBC Evening news thread, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Widow of slain paratrooper tells CNN: They told me Trump would call but he never did
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman states that she got no phone call from Trump when her Army son was killed in May.... even after she wrote a letter to Trump. She obviously doesn't realize how great the weather was for golfing in May
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mother of fallen soldier: Yeah, Trump said that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll: 46 percent think media make up stories about Trump, just 37 percent think the media is truthful, but at least only 28 percent think the government should have the power shut down news organizations so we got that going for us
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Oh Sarah, how we missed your dulcet tones and wandering eye. How will you spin the latest batshiat insanity of your boss? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00.... maybe)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I personally as a Republican, have wondered, is the republic safer if Democrats take over the House in 2018? I raised that issue with the leading Republican last week, and the remarkable thing is he had been thinking exactly the same thing"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, it took almost a year, but we now have the "Trump Doctrine": "Obama built it. I broke it. You fix it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis elementary school in Jackson, Mississippi, is being renamed. Care to guess whose name will now grace the institution?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
President Trump plans to disgrace the USS Arizona Memorial in November
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump about his call to the soldier's widow: "I never said that about her husband". Congresswoman who was sitting next to the widow and heard it all on speaker phone, "Actually"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
No you're not witnessing unicorns flying out of butts, it's just the Trump era's illusion of stability
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore now tied with his Democratic opponent, according to a poll by libby Fox News
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump to widow of soldier killed in Niger attack: "He knew what he signed up for"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker imagines he'll talk to Trump again at some point
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Trump why he keeps making the "objectively false" claim that the US is the most taxed country in the world. Trump says he meant we are the most heavily taxed DEVELOPED Country in the world-which is, you guessed it, objectively false too
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: "Have a seat, uh, Mr...Snekretary is it?" Snek: "Family name." Mueller: "Snekretary, I'll be honest, you're in bit of hot wat-" Snek: "WOOOOOO" Mueller: "The, um, f*ck???" Snek: "Scaramucci's energy drink" Mueller: *sips* -_- "woo" -_-
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Classy, there. Trump should have just let the polio survivor fall?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims he called "virtually" every family of service members who have died during his presidency. So basically he almost called them. That's nice
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down on his lies, Hawaii judge shoots down the latest travel ban, and Rachel makes a guest appearance with Ari on The Beat. This is YOUR MSNBC discussion thread. (Special start time of 6PM EDT)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's 50 picks to have lifetime appointments to the federal bench include a man who asserted transgender children were evidence of "Satan's plan," one deemed unqualified by the American Bar Association and a handful of "prolific bloggers"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How badly do the Kochs want to suck all your sweet sweet income from you? So badly. So badly, they can taste it and it tastes like uuuuuggggghhh *starts violently humping statue*
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's not clear if Obama offered condolences to John Kelly by phone, but Kelly and his wife sat at Michelle Obama's table during a dinner for Gold Star families at the White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump comments: "My thoughts were well thought out. Look, I didn't just blurt them out." Unlike whatever the farking moron in the Oval Office just pulled out of his ass, he implied
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Banninated
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles has determined, through a series of assumptions and random words plucked from the Breitbart word cloud, that the Las Vegas terror attack was perpetrated by a Top Secret Government Death Squad
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why Fox News is still so obsessed with Hillary Clinton it turns out they think she's president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders predicts Trump will be so successful in the remainder of his term that Americans are "going to be begging for four more years of President Trump." 'Unlikely' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rather than admit he's wrong about his claim that other presidents didn't call Gold Star families, Trump forces Kelly to either call his boss a liar or lie about the most painful day of his life. UPDATE: WH confirms Obama didn't call Kelly
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says the Vegas terrorist had "wires crossed in his brain." No medical proof of that exists
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Marino: I didn't want to be Drug Czar, anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has full confidence in Tom Marino. Maybe. Actually, when they told him to nominate Marino, he figured it was Dan and shouted "LACES OUT" much to his staff's confusion
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Apparently top Trump bootlicker John Kelly instructed ICE agents and officials across the country to portray immigrants as criminals to justify raids
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The government is responsible for the opioid crisis. This cannot be overstated
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump voter fraud researcher arrested for underage research
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran delays his return to the Senate, causing concern that he may be in worse health than originally disclosed and may be suffering from a debilitating illness brought on by a lifetime of exposure to silent "h" 's
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton could be President within the next year. In other news, your crush is just playing hard to get, Firefly's coming back for a new season, and the Vikings are headed to the Super Bowl
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Looks like the Spurs won't be invited to the White House anytime soon, either
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lying about Obama not calling families of fallen soldiers is actually him "stating a fact", would also like to remind us war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diane Feinstein has her first serious challenger...from the left. Kind of. Maybe. I'll come in again
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
After Senator Strange's loss to Roy Moore in AL, Trump gives Kiss of Death to SC Governor McMaster, leaving door open to whatever crazy-as-batshiat candidate runs too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President signed law that unbeknownst to him effectively hindered law enforcement from punishing big corporate donors to both Democrats and Republicans. A law they had sought for years. No, not that President
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Can Democrats win back the House? Yes. Will they? Uh, maybe
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A former aide to Jeff Sessions, who also represented a bank connected to Russian money laundering, will now head the Justice Department's criminal division, giving him access to information relating to Mueller's probe of Russia's election tampering
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to decide if a warrant gives the US a legal right to invade a foreign nation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it swampy in here, or is it just me?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And here's Jerry Brown vetoing a bill that would have netted us Trump's tax returns
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump points out that he is the first president to call the families of soldiers who died. Which is, as you screamed at your screen, a damn lie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says that despite the fact that he destabilized insurance markets by cutting the Obamacare subsidies that made them work, and the fact that the GOP controls all the branches of government, he won't take any of the blame for its collapse (link fixed)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Aside from fleeing kneeling NFL football players, here are some of the other perks of Air Force Two for Vice President Mike Pence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the first Emoluments Clause lawsuit against Trump is set to begin oral arguments this week. The first of approximately 1,328 lawsuits, give or take a few dozen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look inside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Adult Daycare Center: It's a wheels-off clown circus car full of brown-nosers who do nothing all day but run around red-faced, in perpetual damage control mode, while spoon feeding Two Scoops continual praise
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will eat up time first? What glorious radiance will we be blinded by? Purple monkey dishwasher. 42. Baka. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (link goes to C-SPAN, 1:30'ish)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This just in: American Conservative Christians are both power-hungry and terrible Christians; will turn the other cheek for a serial rapist, but don't you dare think about sex or abortions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP donors being told that if Democrats win the house, Trump will be impeached
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Campaign staffer says Trump goes out of his way to be a dick to his VP, mocking his religious beliefs whenever he can, & saying in front of reporters that "wasted all this time and effort" on abortion, and joking to the reporters that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest threats to Trump in the Mueller probe are Spicer and Priebus, two men who were utterly humiliated by their former boss and have nothing to lose at this point
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In a petulant frenzy (A petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy. I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy)
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Make paying legal bills with contributions from unsuspecting Midwesterners great again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver: Trump's Iran policy is like 'a scared monkey in a submarine randomly pushing buttons'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton compares the Russian election meddling to 9/11 in terms of the disastrous consequences it had
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson says his penis is still intact
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Um, guys, in just 11 days, the government has to release all its files regarding the JFK assassination
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So Trump got triggered this morning, strangely by a newspaper article in a publication that he swears he doesn't read
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Experts: Trump doesn't appear to know anything about Iran, the nuclear deal, nuclear issues, the Middle East, how to program his VCR, gravity, how airplanes can fly without crashing, where birds go during the winter, pies, hats, what makes a car run
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve, it's time to cut back on your drinking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not helping, Madam Secretary
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What does Steve Bannon really want?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann praises Trump as a "man of faith" at the Values Voters Summit while another says Jesus would have Tweeted just like Trump
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Health insurance stocks plunge ... and Trump brags about it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump isn't just a moron, he's the GOP's moron
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Sat October 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican candidate for governor of Virginia asks that Trump's endorsement not be held against him
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump praises Lou Dobbs for praising Trump's TrumpTV
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you live in, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, or Washington? Travel papers please, citizen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soldiers in Niger? What soldiers in Niger? Hey look... it's a clown. Over there. No, right over there, behind the rhododendrons. Look for the balloons, Such pretty balloons. I like balloons, don't you? Whatever happened to the circus, anyway?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker still swinging his meat, unloads on Trump for trying to "castrate" Tillerson over tense situation that is threatening to blow up in all our faces
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt offers $10 million for information leading to the impeachment of Trump. Pee tape just got real, yo
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration does have very savvy political operators. Unfortunately, they are evil
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It's not that anyone is afraid to call Trump a Fascist, it's that there are so many other things to call him that we just don't have time for them all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Iran is violating the agreement." Narrator: "They aren't"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Priebus: "Oh Mr. Mueller, how can I help you?" Mueller: -_- "Have a seat, Reince. We're gonna be here awhile"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Values Voters praise their man, Cheetolini vs Iran. Is the Orange Menace here to stay, or will bombshells drop on Fresh Hell Friday? Grab your snacks and the beverage of your choice and settle in for Rachel's voice. (MSNBC - 8PM EDT)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter Is Crawling With Bots. This submission to Fark was not made by a bot. Probably
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally something economists can agree on: Trump doesn't understand how the national debt works
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm cancelling Obamacare payments until Congress fully funds them. Congress: Okay, here you go. Trump: JK GTFO
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Republicans are now worried that the "consequences" of President Trump are becoming a fatal albatross around their necks that will sink their political ship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every time Trump needs support, he calls on American Christian pastors, and they run to the White House to lay their hands on him and pray. One example: When news of Donald Jr.'s meeting with the Russians leaked, they were there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decertifies Iran nuclear deal, but will not withdraw from it. Calls on Congress to fix it by adding things it was never designed to do
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Think D2S has low approval ratings now? If the economy slows down, it could be Trumpageddon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values' says President who threatened to pull aid away from the needy in Puerto Rico, and who just signed an Executive order whose effect will be to deny healthcare coverage to the poor and sick
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(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
Berkeley College Republicans impeach their alt-right president in search of bringing back actual Republican ideals, hopefully in sign of times to come
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
People, don't worry. H.R. McMaster has a way to save the Iran deal. Hide that shiat from Trump. Dear god, it's come to this
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump throws a fit once someone explains "his" policies to him, episode 27: Donald learns that eliminating a trillion-dollar tax deduction might raise people's taxes by as much as a trillion dollars
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(Independent)
 
 
 
GOP members of Congress know Trump is batshiat crazy. But are waiting to get the tax bill through before starting impeachment proceedings
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, who is, I'm told by the most reliable source (Donald Trump himself), a true friend to the LGBT+ community, to appear and speak before one of the largest anti-LGBT hate groups
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU: "We also have to tell the Americans that their behavior on the Iran issue will drive us Europeans into a common position with Russia and China against the USA"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They "need to get back on their own two feet" --Paul Ryan, speaking about Puerto Rico
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just took away your health care, and the health care of millions of Americans. Because fark us, that's why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the flag is up, the king is in -- Or in this case, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Senator Rand Paul smells ASS when President Trump enters the room
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Drug overdose deaths rise dramatically in any place that Trump calls home
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump asks Pittsburgh Penguins co-owner Ron Burkle to renegotiate NAFTA, because of course he did
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Dude, they remade Columbo but they set it in the future ... "
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It turns out that Rep. Chris Collins' worth was increased by a little insider trading, but somebody blew the whistle, and now he's facing a penalty
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bannon's real goal is not to help Trump, and if Trump trusts him he's a bigger moron than everyone knew
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We're out of UNESCO, a terrible health care EO was signed, FEMA has to leave Puerto Rico, and goddamn this administration and everything they represent. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the latest person to succumb to Harvey Weinstein's taint is...Steve Bannon. OK, now this is just getting gross
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top Trump Adviser Chuck Liddell admits the Administration has been slow to fill top IT jobs across the federal government, but says not to worry, they're just gonna get a whole bunch of H1-B's and fill them with guys from India who'll work dirt cheap
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Short answer? No. Long answer? Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity mentioned Bill and/or Hillary by name 342 times in 61 opening monologues between May 15th and September 1st. Guess he doesn't want her to go away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire Donor Tom Steyer, AKA "The Democratic version of the Koch brothers" has laid down a marker to Congressional Democrats as to the quo he expects for all his quid in 2018: A commitment to try to impeach Trump if they get the majority
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Question: Can we tell if Donald Trump has a high IQ?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Moving on from Coal Miners, Trump now says Truckers are the lifeblood of the economy. Next up Fry Cooks and Mechanics as Trumps shores up the "poorly educated" fan base
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We must let Steve Bannon kill the GOP
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to observe a real life political experiment? How far will Republicans follow their leader?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FTFA -- 11:45 a.m. After making his remarks, Mr. Trump began walking out of the room, until Vice President Mike Pence tapped him and reminded him to sign the order. Mr. Trump then turned to the table to sign the executive order
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
What is the 25th amendment - and why are people talking about it?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "question" about when it is appropriate to pull a network's license was answered by none other than Jimmy Kimmel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The president was most likely looking for a pretext to kill NAFTA"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even the GOP is starting to question whether President Trump is truly honoring his oath of office to defend and protect the Constitution. Or has read the Constitution. Or can read
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump to nominatje Kirstjen Nielsen as homjeland sjecurity sjecrjetary
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(Some Person)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the Trump administration official in charge of pipeline safety personally profiting from oil spill equipment sales. Feeling great yet?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Then what exactly makes it a deal, numbnuts?
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(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
Two-time felon Republican ex-governor gets early release from federal tennis prison. One more felony and he'll qualify for Trump's cabinet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis takes her gay marriage fight to Romania. Next up: Transylvania couples
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain: It's braver to be a racist than it is to oppose racists
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: My greatest source of Truth in the media is a Nazi who is best known for lying and being dumber than a rock
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
President Trump shoots an amazing 73. Doesn't say if that's on the front or back nine
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It would be a mistake for the US to decertify the Iran nuclear deal, say noted friend of Iran, Ehud Barak
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops continues to attack the press and threatens to strip NBC of its license, California is burning, Puerto Rico still needs help, and it's only Wednesday. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, and it starts here at 8PM EDT
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(Salon)
 
 
 
President Trump has not made a statement on the deaths of four Green Berets, mainly because his handlers are scared he will mispronounce the name of the country
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
As White House advisers struggle to contain a president that seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods, even Steve Bannon thinks that Trump only has a 30% chance of making it to a full term
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Even Rush Limbaugh is worried that Trump is starting to lose it: 'I am very uncomfortable'
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 takes apart the argument in that WaPo column that said Trump was a shoo-in to win re-election
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to ask Rep. Devin Nunes (R-ussia) what he thinks the word "recuse" means as he issues yet another raft of subpoenas in the Trump-Russia investigation without consulting with Intel Committee Democrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Rep. Al Green unveils articles of impeachment against Trump. News: Less than an hour later, process to consider the resolution was set to begin. Fark: Green failed to show up, resulting in the resolution not being considered
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News host reminds Trump that even if he doesn't like Republican senators, he needs them to get anything done, and chastises him for spending his time tweeting tacky insults at them
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
The Secretary of Defense and Chief of Staff have talked about literally tackling the President of the United States if he goes for the nuclear football. Sleep tight
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenya court, parliament elect Muddy Waters - wait, I don't think I read that quite right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing big here, just the President of the United States openly challenging the First Amendment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's grade on the economy slips. Is there anything below an F?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why did Tillerson call Trump a moron after that meeting? Trump had just asked for a ten-fold increase in the nation's nuclear weapons
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Kakistocracy," a word coined in the 17th Century, has not been in use for the past 100 years. It means, literally, government by the worst and most unscrupulous people among us. The USA is now a kakistocracy
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Colbert, Stewart not as funny anymore because they only use one source of material
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rapper Eminem goes on an anti-Trump rant at the BET awards
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump sends out Tweets supporting General Kelly. This can't be good
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mensa: Mr President, we hear you're interested in having your intelligence measured. Trump(R)(I-Queasy): You know, look at that, I just don't think I have the time
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's entirely possible Trump's public arguments with Tillerson and Corker could be a prelude to war. It's like Dr. Strangelove but if Major Kong were president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is acting like a fifth grade bully." Whoa, whoa. Fifth grade? I guess that must have been one of those social promotions?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House admits that Rex Tillerson has a higher IQ than Donald Trump, says the latter was merely joking about having both take an IQ test
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blames America's growing debt on U.S. Foreign Aid, which makes up 1% or less of total spending, all while promoting a tax plan that will balloon the deficit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump gets on the Medicare for all bandwagon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Toddler in Chief's temper tantrums are coming at an accelerating pace. A normal toddler would eventually tire himself out and take a nap, but this one just keeps on tweeting
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who defended Roger Ailes, Bill O'Reilly, and Eric Bolling slams democrats for their "hypocrisy" regarding Weinstein
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump White House's very Russian response to criticism
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DoJ: "This administration can destroy documents that were pertinent to the investigations because you were just gonna subpoena them anyway." Dude, do you even know the law?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I have decided to ban transgender people from the military after consulting with my generals. Dems: yeah, we'd like you prove that last bit please
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ousting of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson from White House imminent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Yambag calls for using tax exempt status to punish the NFL. Which they gave up in 2015
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sarah take an IQ test? What does the president think about his VP wasting taxpayer money for a political stunt? Who cares? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (1:45 EST)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Trump suggests he'd beat Tillerson in an IQ test." "IN," not "WITH." Either way, Donnie still loses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The religious right doesn't oppose Trump because they are gaining ground under his "leadership"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: I am not being handled like a whiny toddler. I alone am best president. GOP staffers: "Oh, we're totally handling this moron like a whiny toddler"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump aides struggle to control his myriad Twitter outbursts. Looking at Twitter this morning, it's not working
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon is recruiting primary challengers for every single sitting GOP congressman and senator, except Ted Cruz. His hope is to replace them all with someone even farther to the Reich
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Bob Corker is a doody head - everyone loves me, right guys?' GOP: [mumbles incoherently] 'yeah, whatever.' [goes back to playing with cell phone]
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bannon demands Corker resign for not wearing his brown shirt tucked in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've ever stolen anything from the historic Washington Marriott Wardman Park, the hotel wants you to know that it would like its stuff back, please. And you could earn a free stay by returning it. Just don't, you know, steal anything else
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One of Mueller's witnesses is on Trump's judicial wishlist
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"How the Supreme Court could limit gerrymandering," which is exactly what they'll ignore to permit gerrymandering
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Guess how much taxpayer money the party of fiscal responsibility spent on Mike Pence's little political stunt in Indianapolis
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Cotton says that Trump staff should resign if they oppose Iran strategy. Of course that was just his parrot speaking
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stopped clock right twice today, must not have am/pm designator
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Moron Trump's hatred of NBC for breaking the Tillerson story
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald two chins hates people seeing his double chin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Puerto Rico's hurricane problems, Trump will not extend Jones Act waiver
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump offers to sell 1.5 million Mexicans to DNC for the low price of one border wall
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senior White House Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway calls Senator Corker's (R) tweets "incredibly irresponsible"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton is the next McGovern. Al Gore is the next McGovern. Obama is the next McGovern. Hillary is the next McGovern. Who's the next Democrat running? Who cares, they're the next McGovern
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is Corker really setting the ground to Invoke the 25th?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Trump's base is starting to get tired of the winning
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
No visas for Turkey. Unclear whether Mastercard still accepted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to tell Trump how government works. Not that he'll listen, of course, but still
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum takes us back to 1999 and demands to know why we're discussing gun control and not violent video games and movies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bob Corker continues his trolling of Donald Trump
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Corker just served Trump a burn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No one has explained to Trump that Corker will remain senator for another year and a half
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump shocked to learn companies can't bribe people like they used to do in the old days
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Can gun owners defeat a government military that has tanks, planes, and more tanks?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration "hopes" Trump hasn't done anything illegal. Yeah, good luck with that one, folks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump will win in 2020 because Democrats are off in a left wing crazy universe and they have no one to offer from the real world. Trump looks like Abraham Lincoln in comparison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer confirms he's working with Trump on a "great" health care bill but he vows not to repeal or replace
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is Trump about to trigger a cabinet "suicide pact"?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The meltdown will be Twittervised and televised as Trump accuses Democrats and late night talk show hosts of conspiring against him
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Uncle at Hispanic Heritage event: "I know some of them {Hispanics}, and believe me, they're very tough and they're very smart. Sometimes they're too tough. But that's OK. I have to deal with it. I have to deal with it. Fantastic people"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are the 67%
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Will Kelly bail? Will Sexy Rexy get the boot? Is everyone properly stocked on booze? Will Trumpy kill us all in nuclear fire? HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYBODY This is YOUR MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM EDT
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Obvious: 92% of Democrats believe in global warming. Fark: A majority of Republicans now agree with them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everything Trump touches dies. Including his presidency
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will anyone have the journalistic balls to actually ask a hard-hitting question? Whar Snek whar? Love ya Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00 PM EST)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When the Saudi king rolls into Moscow, he rolls DEEP, with a 1,500-person "squad," food, furniture, servants and carpets from home, and his own portable golden escalator
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump enters the Virginia governorship race, warning residents that booga booga Mexicans are scary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kelly finds out why his phone is acting weird
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump notes "calm before storm" at military dinner. Asked for clarification : "You'll find out"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Someone finally told Trump what Tillerson said about him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iowa: We'd like to fix our healthcare markets please. HHS: Okay. Trump: Actually, no. You can't. Because fark you
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits they've let just about anyone waltz right into Mar-a-Lago. What are you gonna do? Check the visitor log? Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha. Ah ha-*ack* *thud*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's the difficulty with eradicating a bad infestation of Bannon: If you don't get it all, if you leave behind even one tiny Miller, it'll grow back and be worse than ever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has forever ruined windbreakers
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the nation's largest swing state, more Democrats are purged from the voter rolls than Republicans, and here's why. And no, it doesn't involve someone twirling the end of their mustache which snickering. Well, probably not
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House chides media: 'You have a responsibility to tell the truth'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with just one pending nuclear war, Trump will "decertify" Iran deal next week
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a swing state, Virginia's off-year statewide elections are often seen as a "bellwether" for the upcoming midterms; and right now, the guy who called Trump a "narcissistic maniac" in his campaign ads is up by 13 points in the gubernatorial race
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
ALIENS ARE COMING TO FILL OUR BODIES WITH ALCOHOL...bring on the invasion
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come join us as we view the condescending Huckabooboo in her natural habitat. Wonder at her inability to form coherent arguments. Notice the nonsensical fur selections. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, roughly around 2pm ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains that NBC did not reach out to him when reporting on the Rex Tillerson story. Moron this as it develops
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon backs another genius for Congress. This one has recently served time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway goes after Obama for not grabbing guns
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he has total confidence in Rex Tillerson. Good luck to you in your future endeavors, Rex
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson tells reporters that he remains "fully committed to this moron's agenda"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Babysitting a 300 lb toddler possibly starting to wear on the grownups in Washington
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That's Mayor Cruz, if you're nasty (fark *really* needs an AWESOME tag)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mueller: Mr. President, urine trouble now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal judge who found Sheriff Joe Arpaio guilty of contempt of court: "On second thought, he's not guilty"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump overtakes pope, now most followed leader on Twitter. So it has come to this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Putin says he has no personal relationship with Trump. As far as he is concerned, he is just a booty call
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter: Did you really call Trump a "moron"? Tillerson: "I'm not going to deal with petty stuff like that." Trump: See? He totally didn't call me a moron
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(PBS)
 
 
 
57 percent of Americans don't think Trump is capable of leading during a global crisis
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
POTUS and FLOTUS meet with Vegas first responders, and Trump will give remarks. Uh oh. (3:15 PM EDT)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WH Budget Director: Anyone repeating Trump saying that Puerto Rico should have their debt wiped out is fake news, FAKE NEWS
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the surprise of everyone not named Pelosi or Schumer, the greatest dealmaker is weaseling out of his DACA deal with the Democrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to wipe out Puerto Rico's debt." White House budget director Mike Mulvaney: "Um yeah, about that"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As if Las Vegas hasn't suffered enough, Trump plans visit to city today. No word what he'll be throwing to the crowds this time
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm the first American president to visit Puerto Rico." Narrator: But, he wasn't
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Justice Department has released a series of recently overruled legal memos concluding that presidents cannot appoint their relatives to the White House staff or presidential commissions, even to unpaid posts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan personally called the White House last week to urge them not to fire Tom Price over a little thing like ripping off the taxpayers for half a mil in private luxury jet fees
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pence's chief of douche would like to see a "night of the long knives" so that no anti-Trump Republicans still exist. Great little Nazi, this guy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin hopes their new envoy will repair the tense relations between Russia and the US. Plus, Trump probably already knows him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Then the Trump thought of something he hadn't before / "Maybe assistance," he thought, "doesn't come from a store / Maybe assistance, perhaps, means a little bit more" / But then he thought, "Naaah, talk about me a bit more"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that Russian lawyer Donnie Half Scoop, The Kush and Manafort all met with in Trump Tower. You're never gonna believe this, but guess who met with her in Russia? Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-ussia)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woopsie, Trump's branding the Press as the "Enemy" causes general public's trust in said Press to soar. What a Winner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House official calls for ending Social Security .............. numbers as a means of identification
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today, Donald Trump said the Las Vegas shooter was "demented." Which is interesting because in March he signed a bill allowing "demented" people to buy guns
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(Vox)
 
 
 
FEMA has yet to authorize full disaster help for Puerto Rico
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Media's coverage of Trump during first 60 days is more negative than last three Presidents. Last three Presidents weren't deranged lunatics. That probably has something to do with it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bannon: "It'd be the end of everything" if Trump does something about gun violence. 500+ people in Nevada would disagree
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
In the last 15 years, more Americans have been killed by homegrown right-wing extremists than by terrorists espousing Islamism. Hmm... perhaps we could... ban them from travelling, in some way?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Republicans angry at economists for finding their tax cuts go to the rich. Satire tag no longer surprised to be left on the bench for articles like this
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Over 10M Americans saw the Russian ads that helped swing the election
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I get that you could fire Price because the healthcare debacle was done, and you can't fire Mnuchin for the same reasons because "herr derr tax reform" but can we all agree that Pruitt should get booted...preferably into Yellowstone's Caldera
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(Politico)
 
 
 
...how about now?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller: Don't mind us, Mr. President. We're making sure your eventual pardons will do absolutely nothing to stop our swift ball-kick of justice *glares silently into your soul*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh no, not this shiat again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity, to the Left: "Have you no shame, sirs?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Three. Three private email accounts ah ah ah
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver breaks down what Trump's Puerto Rico response actually meant: "When hurricanes hit our people, they're not hitting our best. They're killing poors. They're killing lazies. And some, I assume, have said nice things about me"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After saying she didn't have sympathy for the Las Vegas shooting victims because country music fans are Trump supporters, CBS exec retires to spend more time with her utter lack of employability
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House claims it is "premature" to talk about gun control in wake of Las Vegas shooting, too late to bring up Sandy Hook
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US files WTO complaint about Canadian wine, adding "it has whiffs of maple hoser touk sweat on the nose and a lingering moose twang on the palate - 47 points"
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(White House)
 
 
 
"How we treat our young people is a fundamental test of who we are as a society." - Donald J. Trump, on honoring Child Health Day, one day after Republicans in Congress let CHIP expire
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And now a special comment from Robert Mueller: "...*crickets*"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you had "Less than 24 hours" before Infowars called the Vegas shooting a 'false flag' designed to strip Second Amendment gun rights from Americans, come forward and claim your prize
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's the first Monday in October, which means we welcome back a fully armed and operational Supreme Court, ready and raring to go impose its will on America
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