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272 headlines found matching 'President Obama'
Mon May 30, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eric Holder leaks important information about Edward Snowden
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Why Bernie can't get the nomination and why his online army just can't quit him
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Like the ACA, President Obama's Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has proven to be another victory for the little man
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's opinion inexplicably still considered news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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(Bahamas 242)
 
 
 
If you stonewall appointments long enough, they look after themselves
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Yes President Obama, nuking the Japanese in WW II was necessary... sorry about your so-called guilt
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to all of the bizarre conspiracy theories Donald Trump buys into--so far, there are fifty-eight, but the number will undoubtedly increase as the days go by
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven states sue Obama administration over transgender bathroom directive. Fortunately, Oklahoma, Alabama and Tennessee won't have to comply until they actually get indoor plumbing
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
When you are moving to impeach the director of the IRS for misconduct that happened when he wasn't even there, where do you get your evidence? If you're Issa, Chaffetz, and Gowdy, you get it from an open source website
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Thu May 26, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The truth is - everything I did was permitted and I went above and beyond what anybody could have expected in making sure if the State Department didn't capture something, I made a real effort to get it to them." FALSE
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's weaknesses overshadow Clinton's weaknesses. What? Affairs, bankruptcies, non-stop lying about everything is somehow worse than having emails on the wrong computer?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Another mishap with Obama's magical time machine causes senator Orrin Hatch to write an op-ed about his meeting with SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland hours before the actual meeting took place
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
President Obama will make major announcement before he leaves public office. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mary Lou Brunner, the woman who believes President Obama to be a former gay prostitute, loses her bid to be the Republican candidate for the Texas State School Board. In other news, even East Texas has a limit to batshiat craziness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ithaca hates heroin so much that they are going to legalize it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR examines Trump's political platform and concludes he must be a "false flag candidate, one that benefits his good friend Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The newest offensive word that must be forever removed from the English language: Eskimo
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Being fiscally conservative means that America can't have nice things, like the Internet speeds enjoyed by much of Europe and Asia"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton divides by zero
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has done one thing right in 2016, he's made Barack Obama more and more popular. Thanks OTrumpa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The scandal no one in Washington is talking about". Except for conservative media outlets like Fox news and the NY Post, which have been covering 'Obama's Waterloo' for 7 years now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The only way we can beat Donald Trump is by mocking him relentlessly
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'I had never heard someone denounce deregulation and hail the economic achievements of Bill Clinton in the same speech. That kind of mental combination, I've always assumed, puts you in danger of spontaneous combustion.'
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the secret and Wall Street-y money funding a Clinton super PAC's anti-Trump ad blitz
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: If President Obama had any sense of decency he would 'share credit' for his lackluster economy with Dubya. He blames him for everything else
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Last week: White House press secretary Josh Earnest said it "has nothing to do with executive privilege.". This week "it has to do with executive privilege"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee blast White House adviser Ben Rhodes at a hearing and demand Obama fire him, seemingly forgetting Obama has to give exactly zero farks about what they want anymore
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Obama: Ignorance is not a virtue. Trump: Yes, it is
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Hillary won't blow it," an article oddly not written by Bill Clinton
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bison, FATALITY! You win, Yellowstone tourists. PERFECT!
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama awards 13 Public Safety Medals of Valor to some seriously brave officers
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hello again friend
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Senator Toomey(R) is adamant that Pennsylvania needs and deserves to have two vacant federal judgeships filled, guess how he feels about filling a vacancy on the Supreme Court? Hint look at the letter after his name above
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
When does threatening to secede just become boring? Just get out of here already, and shut up about it. Believe me, nobody will miss you
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The difference between how Japan and the U.S. remember WWII: The Japanese ignore everything before Hiroshima and the Americans ignore everything after Nagasaki
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Don't worry about the Electoral College math," says website that got the primaries wrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson endorses Donald Trump. Well, I was on the fence before, but that clinches it for me
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate approves $602 billion defense bill. Well, we may not be able to feed the hungry or provide medical care for the sick, but goddammit we can bomb the shiat out of any country we want
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
A national Election Day holiday, proposed by Sanders, supported by Obama, wherein citizens are automatically registered to vote, and lower income voters with inflexible schedules can make it easily to the polls, is sure to pass without debate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress approves Arlington burials for Pistol Packin' Mamas
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Trump-Brewer '16. Don't laugh, it might happen
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a Second Amendment case for crypto
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that story from earlier this week that Netanyahu had taken money from the Saudis? Well maybe if journalists didn't copy their stories from the Arab version of the Onion, this wouldn't have happened
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is unraveling faster than a ball of yarn given to a cat
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy doubles down on his "Fark it, I'm suing everybody" approach: "Obama wants to sell my ranch to the Communist Chinese"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flint mayor diverted water-crisis money to political PAC, suit says
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Here's a look at all of the conspiracy theories Donald Trump has helped to foment--and one still to come
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Why is Ben Rhodes apologizing for accurately describing how biased the mainstream press is?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's latest ingenious defense: "Aw, fark it - I'm suing everybody"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro GM says they've learned their lesson, don't wait hours to close a station after a giant fireball rolls through
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Sat May 07, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama says Trump's record needs to be examined. Well, that first album sucked so bad, the record company wouldn't even put out his second. Let's face it, Trumpy and the Wall Climbers was just not moving any units
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump advisor says Jews who support peace in the middle east are worse than Nazis and he'd like to put them in a camp where they all can be concentrated in one location
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Justice Department says it will no longer call criminals "convicts" or "felons". Apparently they will start using the more descriptive terms of "Wall Street banker" or "politician"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
David Cameron: "Donald Trump may be divisive, stupid, and wrong... he still deserves our respect. I'm sorry, but I'd rather not try explaining why"
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Which Donald Trump did Republicans just hand the nomination to?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Army captain is suing Barack Obama because....a) he is not paid enough....b) he was not awarded a medal when he should get one....or c) there is a lack of ISIS war authorization
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cher says the US government can't find their ass with both hands, something she proved she could do in the disturbing video for "If I Could Turn Back Time." And if we could, we would scrub that image from our brains
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Was it over when the Burlington Free Press published an op-ed calling for Bernie to give up? Was...oh, well, yeah, I guess it really was over then
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If the Obama economic recovery is so great, why does the economy feel like it's been kicked in the nads?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton's top priorities once in office : Gun control and immigration reform. Behold, we are saved
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Mon May 02, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Okay, killing Osama bin Laden now
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
2016 White House Correspondents' Dinner. LGT live feed
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 33 years, 1983 NCAA Champions NC State to finally visit the White House. Duke sucks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado could make or break Obama's desired Ozone protection bill; clearly, the recent legalization of narcotic THC has caused a bigger break in the Ozone layer due to the prevalence of deadly smoke
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the always hilarious Larry Wilmore, who discusses the danger of Trump, the excitement of Obama, and hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina is mentally unfit
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Thu April 28, 2016
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Granny to celebrate 100th birthday with pole dance. Suck it Betty White
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After yesterday's foreign policy address, we now have a "Trump Doctrine." Bullet points: Yeeeeeee-haaaaaa *pew pew pew* dey tuk ar jerbs USA USA USA USA
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Man who won't be nominee for President set to name running mate who won't be Vice-President
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Study: GDP would be 25% bigger if government regulations had been capped In 1980
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"107-year-old who danced with president can now fly." Thanks, Obama. UP, UP, AND AWAY
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 106-year-old woman who danced with the Obamas can't get a photo ID because she doesn't have a birth certificate. "I was birthed by a midwife and the birthday put in a Bible somewhere. I don't know if they even had birth certificates back then"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama flies to England to have lunch with Canada's head of state
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After debating whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering their nation, Britons find it offensive that Obama dared to have an opinion on their upcoming vote
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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Tue April 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's cofounders arrested for seditious activities, prep new flavor "Jailbird Crunch"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Only Bernie Sanders can break the power of capitalism in the US" Yes, we know, that's why we're voting for the other one
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Clinton and Sanders think we should be able to sue Saudi Arabia for 9/11. Why not throw in Boeing, United Airlines and every president from 1972 onward?
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Sun April 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like someone over at CNN has been visiting the Fark Politics tab
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Obama is one of us: his 2015 tax return reports his lowest income since 2004
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Last night's Democratic debate summary. "Clinton: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sanders: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hillary's strategy of not answering questions during the debate really paid off
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sanders suffers from yet another devastating win
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton, Megyn Kelly get into barely civilized argument over Ferguson
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be attending this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Says that he is too busy applying aloe to his third-degree burns from 2011
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans attack job-killing Net Neutrality rules with the equivalent of a 1200 baud acoustic modem. You never go full duplex
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A scheduled release by the National Archives of Presidential Records from the Clinton Administration show that at least when Bill was president, the Clintons and Trump were fairly tight. After the release, Cruz and Sanders seen hugging each other
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 report may soon be declassified, revealing the Saudi Government, in collusion with the Reptoids, aided and abetted the terrorists
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not even President Obama has been able to find out if Jon Snow is alive or dead
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
John Kerry apologizes for America winning WW2
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Final episode of "American Idol" draws 13.3 million viewers. Mostly those who used to watch in the early years just to see if Paula Abdul would make it all the way through the show without falling down
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican logic, last week: We can't confirm Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court because Obama is a lame duck empty suit divider in chief and the American people need a voice. Republican logic, this week: You know, maybe we only need 8 justices
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO writer proposes a total annual cap of $1 million dollars, probably because he is too poor to afford a Panamanian-based shell company to zero them out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama: The marginal dictator-in-chief
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Obama is interviewed by Chris Wallace on Fox News, and is asked if he feels personally responsible for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Hilarity ensues
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If the Senate fails to act ... Obama could conclude that it has waived its right to participate in the process, and he could exercise his appointment power by naming Garland to the Supreme Court"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Bernie Sanders' turn toward an increasingly negative, mean-spirited campaign hurt Hillary Clinton's chances against Donald Trump in the fall?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That small Keystone pipeline leak? Yeah, it's ninety times worse than expected
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts: "Hey, you shouldn't blockade SCOTUS nominees. It makes people think justices are partisan." Senator Grassley: "Its that kind of liberal thinking that got us in this mess"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New rules on tax inversions could turn the merger world upside-down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The next Supreme Court pick that both sides are fighting tooth and nail to get either comfirmed or rejected matters less than you think
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two out of three economists: "Get ready for President Trump"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes his turn slugging Donald Trump for his idiotic views on nuclear weapons, saying "You could fill a book with the things Donald Trump doesn't know; the encyclopedia"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Defense secretary Robert Gates: President Obama "double-crossed" me on budget cuts to the Pentagon after promising me there wouldn't be any "significant changes"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Arianna Huffington says the media is failing America in how it's covering Trump. That's the joke
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Esteemed physicists finally let it out of the bag that they've been monitoring President Obama's time travel and that it is indeed already a thing
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama slaps U.S. nuclear stockpile right on the table, tells other world leaders that yes, it's real and it really is THAT big
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sorry Mitch McConnell but your SCOTUS nominee blockade is showing more cracks as two more reasonable Republican Senators jump your sinking ship and climb on board the USS Obama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things you should know about what Donald Trump's foreign policy would look like. It's got things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire, C-beams glittering in the dark, tears in rain, the works. Time to win again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This Saturday, let's just call it the Green House
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-U Kidding): The Senate has NEVER held hearings for a Supreme Court Justice so late in a President's term. Historian: Go home, Orrin, you're drunk
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
As the FBI prepares to interview Hillary Clinton over her email server, whatever deal she may have worked out with Obama to shield her appears finished
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump and his advisers need to learn to count beyond delegates. This headline is probably two words too long
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we return you to your regularly-scheduled Communist oppression already in progress for the past six decades
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley is avoiding his constituents because they want him to nominate Merrick Garland and he's too chicken to confront controversy
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, Mr. Obama, you did away with work requirements for food stamps because it "wasn't fair" to require recipients to have jobs when unemployment had risen to 10 percent. Now that it's at 5 percent, we can bring those requirements back, right? Hello?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you point out the concept of "white privilege," bow tie-wearing douche Tucker Carlson says you are, by default, a racist
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three in four Americans think there will be a terrorist attack in the US in the next year, but three in four Americans also believe that gravy is a beverage
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sixteen Republican senators - over 25 percent of the GOP caucus - now say they will meet with Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland. Supposedly because they don't want to appear to be obstructionist. Or rude. Or.....Republicans
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hillary only being nice to Obama to avoid FBI indictment"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Investors/business owners=Republican, Professional=Democrat, Labor=Fark You, How Bill Clinton and triangulation killed of part of Liberalism
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro thanks Obama via letter for his great visit... a great visit to poop on
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(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Having little else to report on during this political season, John Oliver goes after the biggest conspiracy of all: "Why aren't Cadbury Eggs available year-round?" Yes the Illuminati are part of the grand conspiracy. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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Sun March 27, 2016
(DeadState)
 
 
 
It doesn't look good for the survival of humanity if Snopes has to run an article proving an Onion story about Cubans clinging to Air Force One as it leaves Cuba is false
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It was a Super Saturday for Sanders as he sweeps Hawaii, Washington, and Alaska
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"After today, I can die. This is like my last wish, seeing The Rolling Stones," says Joaquin Ortiz, a 62-year-old Cuban
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, the suspenseful saga of Ty Cobb's lost diamond ring concluded. Maybe it was the true source of Cobb's future abilities
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama on Cruz: "As far as his notion of surveillance of Muslim neighborhoods, I just left a country that engages in that kind of surveillance, which, by the way, the father of Sen. Cruz escaped for America, the land of the free." * drops mic *
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Today in TV history, "The West Wing" deals with the sudden death of a Supreme Court judge and a recalcitrant GOP controlled Congress that is unwilling to work with anyone...wait a second
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Healthcare.gov suffers 316 security incidents. White House immediately acknowledges the fact that 316 people were able to successfully make it all the way through the site
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Point: President Obama is part of the establishment. Counterpoint: President Obama is NOT part of the establishment
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(Texas Freedom Network)
 
 
 
Y'all just misunderstood me. When I said Obama was a gay prostitute it was because people on welfare shoot up marijuanas
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who was the person looking out of the center field clubhouse window at the precise moment Willie Mays made one of MLB's most famous plays? Prepare to be surprised
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After President Obama's visit, Cubans are beginning to understand what most Americans have known for the past 7 years
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
When questioned on his policy toward ISIS, President Obama said he had more important things to worry about
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says Hillary Clinton could be considered a founding member of ISIS
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann says maybe God is using terrorist attacks to humiliate Obama
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Drumpf to Washington Post Editorial Board: "I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay?"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A Trump presidency will outsource Supreme Court nominations to Coors brewery subsidiary
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why did Ted Cruz not call for patrolling of Christian trailer parks after the Branch Dildoians took over a wildlife refuge?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The candidates respond to Brussels attacks. Trump: "We should waterboard more." Clinton: "Torture doesn't work." Cruz: "Thanks, Obama." Kasich: "Thoughts and prayers. Hail Hydra"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
First black president throws the second black president under the bus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's speech to AIPAC reached levels of "delusional" pandering
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
While on his visit to Cuba, Troller in Chief President Obama poses for a photo in front of Che Guevara mural. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Kasich: When I said I might nominate Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court what I really meant was I totally stuffed my foot in my mouth
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello is President Obama there? Yes this is Panfilo, I'm calling about the weather for a baseball game during his trip to Cuba"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Will scolds the GOP for blocking Obama's SCOTUS nominee, asks if they really want to risk a Trump nominee
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Fri March 18, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders says that if he gets elected President this fall he'll ask President Obama to withdraw Garland's nomination so he can nominate someone "more progressive", and that in the equally likely event he sprouts wings, he'll fly to the moon
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"And now here's Al Roker with the weather in Hell. Al?" "Well, Matt, we can see that temperatures in Satan's domain have reached -30"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These lazy federal workers are costing us around 1.5 million dollars...each and should be fired for not doing their jobs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like a parent lecturing recalcitrant, obstinate children refusing to do their required homework, President Obama lectures the Senate that refusing to vote on a judge during his presidency because of fear weakens the public's faith in the judiciary
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC doesn't know what "lame duck" means
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
"There is no liberal version of Breitbart, or The Drudge Report, or Fox News"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Obama must've made the right Supreme Court pick, as the pissing and moaning is coming at him from right and left alike
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Told you Donald Trump was working for the Clintons, he just saved Hillary Clinton's candidacy. Knew it all along
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama nominates Self for court pick
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Cracks in the GOP wall of obstructionism have begun as Senator Mark Kirk (R-ILL) decides he would like to be re-elected
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Garland is the most conservative SCOTUS nominee by a Democrat in the modern era. Thanks, Obama
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Will we have the first Hindu on the Supreme Court? Will McConnell snap? This is your live (11:00am EST) SCOTUS nominee thread
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama now: "This campaign rhetoric is too violent." Obama then: "If they bring a knife to a fight, we bring a gun"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US lifts trade restrictions banning Cuban cigars, rum. Thanks, Obama
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Moran says that since the likelihood of a SCOTUS nominee hearing is nil, his constitutional responsibility is basically a no-brainer
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"America would never accept restrictions like what the EU has in place, so why should Britain?" Wait, you're taking advice from the colonies now?
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Sat March 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh recommends Judge Judy for Supreme Court. Judge Wapner inconsolable
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is for personal responsibility. Unless he can blame Obama
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Latest ObamaCare flop: Kaiser study finds enrollment will top out at less than 15 million, which is almost 10 million below forecast
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (Ruh-roh-WI) candidly destroys his own party's line about letting the people decide who the next replacement is for Justice Scalia
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba issues statement making it clear that they welcome President Obama to see how to really run a tyrannical dictatorship
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Come to "a gun-toting, beef-eating, Constitution-loving establishment" where it's okay to be politically incorrect. That's right. At this diner, these eggs don't run
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(National Journal)
 
 
 
"President Obama didn't face any real resistance in Congress to start his presidency... he never needed to work with the opposition beyond window-dressing. That set the stage for the polarization to come" Then it gets dumb
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said white working-class voters "cling to guns or religion" in a speech back in 2008? That's when he diagnosed Trumpism
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The winner of last night's debate? Bernie Sanders' finger
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Just show us the girth certificate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget about Broadway tickets, hot dogs and pretzels, the biggest selling item in Times Square is Donald Trump buttons
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Sun March 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News blames Mitt Romney for Donald Trump
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Texas Freedom Network)
 
 
 
That candidate running for the state board of education in Texas who said Obama was a gay prostitute? She has other things on her mind, including something about undocumented cobras sneaking into the country
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(Today)
 
 
 
Romney promises to do everything he can to stop Trump, so long as it doesn't violate the three laws of robotics
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now, a super-PAC has formed to "Draft Paul Ryan for the White House". No, YOU shut up
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to a gravity-free year up on the International Space Station, astronaut Scott Kelly now has 2 more inches than his identical twin Mark
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP establishment is upset Donald Trump stole their hate machine
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oh, Rafael Cruz, you silly little religious whackjob zealot, saying that your son Ted is the only one who can spare us from "God's Judgement," just like King Josiah. Whoever that is
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Mon February 29, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: 'If Trump is the nominee, Clinton will win' Guess someone found the GOP Mad Libs book
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump? Thanks, Obama
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz quits Sabo, who was one of the few people even creepier than Teddy Boy
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Thu February 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gov Sandoval: In the name of GOP obstructionism, I hereby decline Obama's possible nomination of me to SCOTUS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How the hare will defeat the tortoise in the SCOTUS battle
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Those hippy, liberal social justice warriors at The Nation magazine want to go nuclear to stop Trump. Wait, did I say The Nation? I meant The National Review. Oops
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
President signs bill making internet service tax ban permanent. Thanks, Obama
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republican Senators refuse to consider Republican nominee for SCOTUS
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(White House)
 
 
 
This is outrageous. The people should have a voice in the nomination of the next Librarian of Congress
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton calls out the misogyny inherent in the system, demands to know "Why is there one standard for me and not for everybody else?" Well, why? Exactly; no one can answer
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Press: What's your take on the President's plan to close Guantanamo Bay? Sen. Pat Roberts (R-aging ass): What, you mean the papers I just threw in the trash?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McCain: "Once again Obama is dictating to us, instead of working with us on Gitmo" (reads report) "Once again Obama is showing lack of leadership by not dictating every detail on how he wants Gitmo closed"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spike Lee says that Bernie Sanders is a mo' better candidate than Hillary Clinton. BERN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP in the Senate are facing a real nightmare; on the one side, they've got the prospect of a Trump nomination, and on the other they've got backlash from trying to block a legal SCOTUS nominee from Obama
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wants to become the country's first African-American president
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
President Obama jokes about Scalia's death. What's his Fark login anyway?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
No, Joe Biden did not call for rejecting all Supreme Court nominees in election years
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Lawmakers pushing for billions of dollars to be budgeted for ships that can break ice in the arctic. Because Russia
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Sat February 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's do-or-die for Jeb, Carson, and Kasich as South Carolina voters head for the polls. Trump has a comfortable lead over Cruz and Rubio in the state, but can he win? It's your Official South Carolina Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 7PM ET
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Fri February 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who tweeted it: Donald Trump or Kanye West? This is CNN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All right, stick with me on this one for a minute: Ted Cruz's Armageddon-loving pastor, Rick Wiles, decides to use numerology to "prove" President Obama sacrificed Scalia in pagan ritual
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows a majority of their viewers want Obama and the Senate to fill the vacant Supreme Court seat immediately, haven't had their daily drink of Kool-Aid yet today
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
So, stop me if you've heard this one, President Obama, Morgan Freeman, and Tom Hanks walk into a restaurant
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben "Awkward Pause" Carson says Democrats play the race card like little children having a temper tantrum. Wait, he's a brain surgeon, right?
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Wed February 17, 2016
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Continuing his IDGAF Lame Duck tour, Obama cuts all federal funds to abstinence-only sex ed programs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former U.S. senator changes his position regarding the judicial confirmation process
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a look at just what President Obama wants in a SCOTUS nominee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Showing how classy and above the fray he is, President Obama will skip Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's funeral
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nominating Supreme Court justices is a "presidential abuse of power," notes Constitutional scholar Ted Cruz
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sure President Obama can pick Loretta Lynch as Justice Scalia's replacement...if he wants an all-out war with the Republicans
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers says if Trump were elected president and nominated Scalia's successor, we'd have Supreme Court Justice Gary Busey
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama should make his next Supreme Court appointment someone who can end partisanship and meanness in DC. He should nominate Ted Cruz. Wait, what?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Obama compiles shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace Scalia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox Not News: Fox says Democrats are hypocritical in their position on nominating a replacement for Scalia. Fark: Also lists the ways in which Republicans are being lying hypocrites about it
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says the president's nominee deserves an up or down vote and that the nominee's ideology shouldn't be a factor at all, only their qualifications
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Mon February 15, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey congressional delegation asks President Obama to support new request for disaster relief. Obama asks if "disaster" means the January snow storm or the Chris Christie presidential campaign
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb gives up the charade: 'Scalia's seat should stay open because Obama nominates the wrong kind of judges'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama, in the bedroom, with a pillow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And Elizabeth Warren just got on the short list of Scalia replacements
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another liberal disagrees with the claim that Obama is required to replace Scalia with someone as conservative as him: Scalia himself
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The U.S. military has a scathing case of affluenza
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
According to CNN's Dana Bash: Obama being 3/4 of a president is "technically" better than him being 3/5 of a person
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Hankering to gamble on the next Supreme Court nominee? Here are the odds. Also, you clearly have a gambling problem. Seek help
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"There is widespread consensus that Donald Trump had a very bad night in Greenville. The question is whether that will cause lasting damage, or if he continues to be coated in Teflon"
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Sat February 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS wars begin as turtle retreats into his shell
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Supreme Court Justice Scalia is still dead. Thread 2
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why didn't the PBS moderators at last night's Democratic debate use any of their questions to advance Fox News' anti-Hillary propaganda? Fox News asks the question
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley now has 3.2 billion reasons to never again deceive investors in toxic mortgage-backed securities
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"First they came for the rich, but you were not rich and you did not stand up for the rich; then they came for the middle class but you didn't stand up for the middle class because you were not even of the middle class"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Hillary: 'One of us ran against Barack Obama; I was not that candidate'. Judges: 9.7, 9.9, 9.6
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Drug companies now have new drugs to treat side effects of drugs that drug companies sell you already. Drugs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Maher blames Sarah Palin for Donald Trump's campaign: "She got the country used to someone on the level of a car show spokesmodel being presidential timber...Trump may be their savior, but [Palin] was the immaculate misconception"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Obama asks Congress for a new icebreaker. You'd think 'Hey, baby, I'm the President of the USA' would be good enough
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Rubio on reason for poor debate performance: I went into that debate in the hopes that Republicans didn't have to attack one another, everybody would hold hands and sing and puppies would fart rainbows
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Tue February 09, 2016
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The US Senate unanimously confirms Rebecca Goodgame Ebinger as a federal judge for Iowa's Southern District where she will serve with Judge John P0wned Smith, and of course Chief Judge Leroy Jenkins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Five things you should know about President Obama's budget beyond the fact that it will bankrupt America, destroy us all, end all employment, disarm our military, and surrender all our remaining holdings to China
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For such an anti-war candidate, Bernie sure loves to build stealth fighters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Is Ben Carson really a brain surgeon, or do people just call him that sarcastically?"
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Mon February 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN commentator and self-described "personal friend" of Marco Rubio thinks he looks tired. Don't you think he looks tired?
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(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Texas state school board candidate: "Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties. That is how he paid for his drugs"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama asks the country to not panic about his latest plan to destroy America
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Hey, if this Republican thing doesn't work out, can Trump run for you guys? US Pirate Party: HAHAHAHAHA no
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Fri February 05, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
If I knew my character would be important one day, I would've tried having some
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who exactly decided that Bernie Sanders was "the bouncer at Club Progressive"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After finding out that sex lube costs as much as 28 times as much as a barrel of oil, President 0bama proposes evening the score
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(EclectaBlog)
 
 
 
Or, they could just wait 11 months
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts just doesn't understand why so many Americans think he and the other Supreme Court justices are nothing but political hacks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
7 ways the Iowa Caucus made pundits look hilariously out of touch with reality. #8 is Chris Matthews taking pride in finding the Iowa minority voter
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Wed February 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On Hillary, Chris Christie promises to "beat her rear end", adding that when he's done, "she'll be relieved"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On Groundhog Day, you can guess what House Republicans are voting on
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In new poll, two-thirds of Canadians feel a President Trump would be 'bad for Canada.' The other third reportedly too busy preparing to burn down the White House again to respond
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Ted Cruz appear sane and well balanced, Michele Bachmann (R-eally Tired) goes into conspiracy theory overdrive, with President Obama starring as the Antichrist. Again
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So remember when Sarah Palin blamed Obama for her son getting PTSD and getting arrested for domestic violence? No you don't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how when the news first got out that Donald Trump wanted to run for president how we all joked that he'd remake the White House in his gaudy style?
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