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Headlines matching 'President Obama'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Think Progress) Dumbass Rick Santorum's most treacherous foe -- a live microphone  (thinkprogress.org) (171)
(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(AmeriCOUNT) Amusing Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) to Newt: You want to hear about the Food Stamp President? He added 18 million people to the program and increased spending in it by $19 Billion. Oh, and by the way, his name was George W. Bush  (americount.org) (146)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Winning: The American public's dependence on the federal government shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama, with 67 million now relying on some federal program  (news.investors.com) (157)
(Washington Post) Stupid American public with Bush as president: WE OPPOSE TORTURE. STOP ENDLESS WARS. CLOSE GITMO. American public with Obama as president: Can we get some torture drones with our Gitmo?  (washingtonpost.com) (429)
(YouTube) Cool President Obama helps launch a marshmallow across the State Dining Room. SCIENCE  (youtube.com) (131)
(Yahoo) Asinine Mitt Romney's latest proposal has been denounced by TEA party leaders, The Club For Growth, and the US Chamber of Commerce and described as "class warfare". The proposal? Making sure the minimum wage keeps up with inflation  (news.yahoo.com) (286)
(USA Today) Obvious Santorum comes from behind  (content.usatoday.com) (222)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bush would like to remind you he was not a gambler with tax payer monies, and you can take that to the bank  (beta.finance.yahoo.com) (102)
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (509)
(The Hill) Dumbass "Our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult for me to do as I damn well please" Thank God  (thehill.com) (162)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Why does The Onion refuse to make fun of the things right-wing bloggers want them to make fun of?  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (435)
(New York Magazine) Obvious Republicans finally realize they're helping Obama. This is bad news, for Obama  (nymag.com) (65)
(Yahoo) Interesting New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com) (52)
(Townhall) Amusing If you don't have the sense to re-elect Obama, that's your own -- I mean Bush's -- fault  (townhall.com) (46)
(Yahoo) Interesting Q: How much impact does a president have on an economy? A: Not much at all  (finance.yahoo.com) (98)


Mon February 06, 2012
(411Mania) Interesting Latest ABCNews poll has President Obama leading Mitt Romney 51-45%, and by more than 2 to 1, voters say that the more they learn about Romney, the less they like him. This is bad news...for Obama  (411mania.com) (172)
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Question: Why have college tuitions gone up? Joe Biden Answer: Government subsidies like the ones President Obama wants to expand  (realclearpolitics.com) (149)
(The New York Times) Obvious The 2016 election is already upon us  (nytimes.com) (103)
(RealClearPolitics) PSA The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com) (114)
(Washington Post) Interesting Do not try and cut the line. That would be illegal. Instead...only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no line  (washingtonpost.com) (93)
(CBS News) Obvious Sixteen super PAC-men and their positions on the Forbes 400  (cbsnews.com) (53)


Sun February 05, 2012
(USA Today) Hero Obama: "I deserve a second term"  (content.usatoday.com) (356)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Republican Congressman walks out of Obama's prayer breakfast speech, offended that the President was quoting Jesus' teachings  (dailykos.com) (336)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Florida Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(Buzzfeed) Dumbass Mitt Romney: We are the only people who put their hand over our hearts during the national anthem. In other news, Chinese, South Africans, Brazilians, Ghanaians, Cubans, Mexicans, and Peruvians aren't people  (buzzfeed.com) (159)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty table  (dailykos.com) (283)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Stupid Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com) (313)
(Salon) Interesting Is it possible that Obama wanted the GOP to treat him like the Antichrist?  (salon.com) (120)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans  (thinkprogress.org) (97)
(LA Times) Fail For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please  (latimes.com) (153)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Politico) Stupid WSJ publishes opinion piece which states Obama has an enemies list headed Charles and David Koch, written by... the lawyer for Charles and David Koch. Fox News smiles as its apprentice finally becomes a Sith  (politico.com) (60)
(Washington Post) Asinine Asinine tag trumps Boobies tag as the Susan G. Komen Foundation decides to combat breast cancer by cutting off funding for breast cancer screening  (washingtonpost.com) (132)
(The New York Times) Obvious Republican "job creators" show a great willingness to create jobs in the "Defeat Obama" industry  (nytimes.com) (69)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com) (109)


Mon January 30, 2012
(BBC) Obvious President Obama admits bombing Pakistan on numerous occasions  (bbc.co.uk) (70)
(Washington Post) Fail New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(Yahoo) Sad And they say Republicans can't do comedy  (news.yahoo.com) (116)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans hate Romney  (tampabay.com) (167)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories and judges FARK's clever Deion Sanders divorce headline as the best of the week (1st section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (1)
(Fox News) Interesting In yet another example of President Obama's pusillanimous "do-nothing" behavior, details emerge that Obama went ahead with the Bin Laden raid despite the advice of most of his advisers to back away from the mission  (foxnews.com) (255)
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Santorum: Obama wants all kids to go to school so they can be "brainwashed"  (dailykos.com) (175)
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Here's a crazy idea: How about we don't make politics that go against the interest of 99% of US citizens?   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (132)
(NPR) Obvious College and university presidents would like a private word with Obama about that whole "you need to stop hiking tuition rates just because you want to" thing  (npr.org) (178)
(The New York Times) Interesting Mitch Daniels: "Steve Jobs created more jobs than Obama's entire stimulus." Krugman: "Apple employs 700,000 people outside the US; 43,000 inside of it. There's a reason for that, bud"  (nytimes.com) (153)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing Sales of the song "Let's Stay Together" have went up by 490% since President Obama sang part of the song at a fundraising event. Who says he isn't doing anything to help stimulate the economy?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (36)
(WGAL 8) Spiffy Chysler 300C once leased by President Obama now on eBay. He drove it until 2007. That's when he started to run for president and coincidentally traded it in for a Ford Escape hybrid  (wgal.com) (81)
(Townhall) Obvious Only a president long shielded from criticism and accountability could make the kind of State of the Union speech President Obama did Tuesday night  (townhall.com) (138)
(NPR) Obvious Despite what Americans say about wanting more civility from their politicians, they generally only reward rude behavior. My goodness, Americans liking rude behavior. That's just crazy talk  (npr.org) (43)
(Gateway Pundit) Ironic Obama leaves event promoting clean energy in motorcade of 22 gasoline-powered vehicles  (thegatewaypundit.com) (105)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass It isn't normal for vice presidents to give speeches in Indian accents, but on Biden it is  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)
(Yahoo) Obvious Meanwhile, in Florida, Romney's lying about Obama's foreign policy record, Santorum is lying about the record of Romneycare in MA, and Newt Gingrich is lying about the record of .. Newt Gingrich  (news.yahoo.com) (58)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Politico) Video Obama to Betty White: "WHAR long-form birth certificate, WHAR?"  (politico.com) (58)
(Yahoo) Followup Military says "Operation Octave Fusion" was necessary because the American hostage had a "life-threatening condition". "Octave Fusion"? Is the guy who names new Gatorade flavors now moonlighting at the Pentagon?  (news.yahoo.com) (74)
(MSNBC) Interesting There is still an American held hostage in Somali--is there a rescue plan for this person? Let's look at some facts: White? Check. Attractive? Check. Female? NO. Sorry dude, you're on your own  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (39)
(NPR) Stupid Substantive policy driven interview with Ron Paul. Well, the first half anyway, the rest is about the probable, not very likely, but not ruled out, 3rd party candidacy, that may or may not be under consideration that is off the table  (npr.org) (24)


Wed January 25, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing GOP says the real State of the Union is "grave", but if elected, they can rescue it by not being obstructionists anymore  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(Cultist) Amusing Not while Joe "Crouching Tiger" Lieberman is in office, he isn't  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (60)
(Politico) Interesting Obama's State of the Union address clocked in at "A Separate Peace", whereas his predecessors were more "The Great Gatsby"  (politico.com) (234)
(The Nation) Hero Obama close to settlement with big banks where he finally puts the wood to them and anybody who actually believes that stopped reading and is again scattering rose petals before His Beloved Awesomeness  (thenation.com) (59)
(The Week) Obvious YES  (theweek.com) (136)
(Washington Post) Sad Okay, it's the morning after that beautiful speech, so go out and help round up those starry-eyed liberals still wandering around in a orgasmic daze and let them read over some Obama fact checking. Warning: be ready for weeping  (washingtonpost.com) (142)


Tue January 24, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Theme of State of the Union speech to be "A fair shake for all". More than two is playing with it  (cnn.com) (86)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CBS News) Florida Oh look, it's a day that ends in 'Y'. That must mean there's a GOP debate tonight. (9pm on NBC)  (cbsnews.com) (too many)
(CNN) Asinine How does Santorum respond to the (now cliche) old lady calling Obama an "avowed Muslim"? With crickets   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (125)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Paul Krugman's glass half-full runneth over in optimism for the first time in three years: "It could be worse"  (nytimes.com) (126)
(Mediaite) Amusing Governor Chris Christie says Newt Gingrich "has been an embarrassment for the Republican Party." Oh, the Romney campaign's going full scorched earth now, baby  (mediaite.com) (75)
(Boston Herald) Obvious The GOP needs George Bush back  (bostonherald.com) (69)
(Washington Post) Obvious "Please save us from our own party"  (washingtonpost.com) (251)
(CBS News) Interesting State of the Union speech set for Tuesday. Networks unsure whether to label it as reality, fiction, comedy or horror  (cbsnews.com) (117)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Romney decides it's time for no more mister nice guy and has his butler take his gloves off for him  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Misc A Mighty Wind: President Obama's State of the Union will offer economic blueprint  (news.yahoo.com) (194)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Two years in, America is on track to meet Obama's goal of doubling exports in five years  (nytimes.com) (145)
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy 13 photos of President Obama speaking at Walt Disney World that will probably show up in attack ads  (buzzfeed.com) (100)
(Yahoo) Hero Chuck Norris delivers roundhouse to Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (192)


Fri January 20, 2012
(USA Today) Spiffy President Obama sings opening line of Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" at fundraiser, is immediately accused of using Auto-Tune  (content.usatoday.com) (209)
(The Hill) Obvious Just so you know, the Democrats have accepted more campaign money from Bain Capital than the Republicans have  (thehill.com) (171)
(ABC) Ironic 1998:Newt Gingrich uses media in an attempt to oust Bill Clinton (D) from office for his affair with Monica Lewinsky. 2012: Newt Gingrich criticizes media for reporting on his love life. Especially that affair he had back in 1998  (abcnews.go.com) (208)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting How Republicans killed their 2012 campaign centerpiece, investment portfolios   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (53)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Santorum actually won by 69. Ew  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (32)
(The New York Times) Obvious The media continues to portray the disinterested waffling of "Swing Voters" as a principled key constituency  (nytimes.com) (28)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Out of work. Out of money. Out of health care. But still too proud to take government handouts. Take a look at the real face of the South Carolina voter, but then forget about him because he's not going to vote  (washingtonpost.com) (137)


Wed January 18, 2012
(NPR) Scary All good internets are self-haxored, so Ima havto see NPR says sheeple angree about "WHAR CONGRESS DO WITH MY INTERNETS???"  (npr.org) (38)
(White House Dossier) Obvious Once upon a time, running up a massive federal debt was not only irresponsible, it was "unpatriotic"  (whitehousedossier.com) (166)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid House Republicans are set to engage in a meaningless gesture to score cheap political points. It's a good thing they shelved SOPA, because meaningless gestures to score cheap political points is copyrighted by Democrats   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (33)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Will Romney take the lead? Will Santorum blast....Ah fark it. We've run out of questions for these headlines. South Carolina GOP debate. 9pm on Fox News. You know the drill  (washingtonpost.com) (907)
(Some Guy) Amusing Tea Party learns how to spell, read, do math and comes to one conclusion: Embrace Hope and Change  (addictinginfo.org) (120)


Sun January 15, 2012
(politicususa) Interesting U.S. Office of Personnel Management crunches the numbers. If you're a Reagan/Bush small government conservative you're not going to like the result  (politicususa.com) (202)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NPR) Asinine So, we're not taxing churches because...why now?  (npr.org) (216)
(Buzzfeed) Asinine Rolling Stone writer who broke the McChrystal scandal paints a charming picture of petulant then-candidate Obama in Iraq: "(sigh) Pictures? With the troops? Again? But I already got my photo-op (pout)"  (buzzfeed.com) (125)
(The Hill) Amusing Force a government shut down again. C'mon, force a government shut down again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker. Force a government shut down one more goddamn time  (thehill.com) (225)
(Some Taxpayer) Interesting "I'm in the top 1%. I can't imagine saying, no, I'm not going to take this opportunity to make more money because I'm going to have to pay more of it to the federal government. I mean, that's -- that's nuts"  (pbs.org) (286)


Thu January 12, 2012
(CNN) Stupid Romney: any focus on the massive wealth gap is just "envy." He then proceeded to consume a kilo of beluga caviar in front of a homeless man, pausing to burble, "Ugh. I don't know if I can finish this"  (money.cnn.com) (207)
(YouTube) Amusing President Obama singing Lady Gaga's Born This Way. I'm sure nobody will have a problem with this at all  (youtube.com) (21)


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Hill) Spiffy Mr. & Mrs. Smith go to Washington   (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (29)
(Townhall) Obvious Just one more step in the destruction of America. That has to be the goal. No one could make this many mistakes  (townhall.com) (167)


Tue January 10, 2012
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)


Mon January 09, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November  (latimes.com) (24)
(The Raw Story) Unlikely Mitt Romney, the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire : "I know what it's like to worry whether you're going to get fired"  (rawstory.com) (311)
(Red Dog Report) Obvious It's time for the annual "Oh no, $5 gas prices are coming" whining once again, just like they did in 2011...and 2010...and 2009  (reddogreport.com) (73)
(Washington Post) Dumbass "Never get involved in politics if you have a mortgage. Now watch this drive"  (washingtonpost.com) (83)
(Yahoo) Amusing In order to take the White House back from the dangerous, liberal, radical socialist who has nearly destroyed America, it looks like the GOP has settled on running the guy with nearly identical policies and ideas  (news.yahoo.com) (239)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Kansas GOP Speaker of the House sends emails praising The Obamas. LOL, Just kidding... He sent emails asking friends to pray for Obama's death and calling the First Lady "Mrs. YoMama"  (www2.ljworld.com) (226)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Not news: Republicans want to repeal Obamacare. News: They actually have a proposal with which to replace it. Fark: It looks an awful lot like Obamacare  (old.news.yahoo.com) (178)


Sat January 07, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Dumbass Michael Savage calls President Obama a "dictator coming out of his chrysalis." Oooh, someone got Savage a word-a-day calendar  (wnd.com) (156)
(Reuters) Followup In case if you have missed it, yesterday was the day that President Obama's lawyers went before the Supreme Court to explain how forcing Americans to give money to corporations is somehow constitutional  (reuters.com) (212)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)
(News Hounds) Unlikely Bill O'Reilly says his show will "play a major role in the presidential race." You can't explain that  (newshounds.us) (95)
(Some Guy) Weird Dissection animals, the God Jesus Robot, the Carp Person, and other weird toys from Japan  (incrediblethings.com) (21)
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass "President Obama has exceeded his powers by making a recess appointment" says the guy who said the last President had the legal right to crush a child's testicles   (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com) (76)
(The New York Times) Interesting President Obama is trying to tie the Republican candidates to the unpopular Congress using a two-tier strategy. Let's see if the Republicans notice  (nytimes.com) (52)
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing Obama visits high school, tells students that he's inspired by their bullshiat-detection acumen  (realclearpolitics.com) (93)
(wmal.com) Silly GOP Florida Rep. Allen West hates President Obama's plan to cut military spending and that Speaker Boehner is leading an effective "kabuki dance" in Congress. Now there's a horrifying image you can never take back  (wmal.com) (53)
(Yahoo) Interesting Rick Santorum is a dedicated humanitarian and "defender of the most vulnerable". Says who? Some guy named Bono, apparently he's in a band or something  (news.yahoo.com) (36)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Huffington Post) Cool Frustrated that Pat Robertson won't spill the beans on Fartbongo's re-election chances? Get yourself a Warlock. Apparently the Mexican ones work best  (huffingtonpost.com) (21)
(Washington Post) Amusing I aint no expert on this English talk, but damn, does your headline suck  (washingtonpost.com) (25)
(JSOnline) Stupid President Obama to announce his summer jobs plan. Experts predict the economic effects shall be similar or exactly the same as all of his previous job plans  (jsonline.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Dumbass The five young, gay Iowa Republican caucus-goers interviewed in this article have bright futures as pretzel bakers, contortionists  (washingtonblade.com) (79)
(USA Today) Sad After getting behind the latest front-runner and only finding santorum, the Tea Party is left unsatisfied and still searching for a unifying candidate  (usatoday.com) (36)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The New York Times) Hero Despite the best efforts of the GOP to block him, Obama recess appoints the first ever head of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (516)
(CBS News) Followup USS Crazyeyes hits iceberg, sinks without a trace  (cbsnews.com) (369)
(MSNBC) Followup Romney comes first, followed by Santorum  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (278)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Mediaite) Obvious Barney Frank offers succinct new slogan for Democrats: 'We're not perfect, but they're nuts'  (mediaite.com) (276)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Amusing How nasty is the 2012 election going to get? Well, it hasn't offically started yet, and Mitt Romey has already compared Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian  (thedailybeast.com) (56)


Sun January 01, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely Fifteen religious predictions for 2012 includes classic Apocalypse occurring if President Obama is reelected  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (104)


Sat December 31, 2011
(ACLU) Asinine Goodbye 2011, Hello 1984  (aclu.org) (422)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Newt Gingrich is back to his old tricks, demanding people resign and whatnot. If he keeps this up, he's going to lose his Speakership for sure  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (46)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s  (exopolitics.blogs.com) (202)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious It's time again for your "Obama gets a free ride on the tough issues by the liberal media" media story of the day  (realclearpolitics.com) (119)
(The New York Times) Sad The Republican candidates want limited government, right? Not so much  (nytimes.com) (63)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Slate) Spiffy President Obama is the most admired man in the world  (slatest.slate.com) (418)
(Politico) Obvious RNC Chairman Reince Priebus: "Chill out, the nominee has already been picked. You think we allow this to chance?"  (politico.com) (163)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious The US Senate's most conservative Democratic Senator decides that he can't beat an actual Republican next fall  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(NPR) Amusing President Obama holds baby and whispers in his ear: "Sock it to me, baby", baby complies  (npr.org) (109)
(CBS News) Obvious Newt breaks his "positive campaigning only" vow by attacking Mitt "the Massachusetts Moderate," says Mitt wanted him to and it was totally amicable  (cbsnews.com) (56)


Mon December 26, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting President Obama has no intention of sending troops back into Iraq, even if it were to devolve into Civil War. So, abandonment then  (nytimes.com) (355)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly Trump switches his voter registration from 'Republican' to 'Unaffiliated' just in case the GOP fails to nominate a candidate who can defeat Obama  (couriermail.com.au) (78)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero Paul Krugman: "Mitt Romney believes only corporations and the wealthy should have any rights in America and wants to return America to feudalism"  (nytimes.com) (169)
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Happy holidays from Fox News, where President Obama is a "skinny, ghetto crackhead"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (235)
(The Daily Caller) Weird Stop me if you've heard this chestnut before: Female governor could be VP candidate for GOP  (dailycaller.com) (77)


Thu December 22, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing House Majority Leader Eric Cantor invites President Obama to negotiations on Capitol Hill, says "He could bring his dog" because I'm pet friendly. Ummmm, whatever you're into Mr Cantor  (realclearpolitics.com) (87)
(Think Progress) Fail McConnell, hoping for extension, disappoints and deflates Boehner  (thinkprogress.org) (98)
(Yahoo) Asinine Ace reporters uses their crack sleuthing skills to A) uncover government corruption B) investigate the shady dealings of congressional leaders C) ruin Sasha and Malia's Christmas  (news.yahoo.com) (90)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The Hill) Dumbass Queen Sheila Jackson Lee (D-eeeeeeeerp) make a case for scrapping the Constitution and vesting dictatorial powers to the Executive office  (thehill.com) (171)


Tue December 20, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail House GOP finally meets a tax cut they don't like  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (212)


Mon December 19, 2011
(NewsBusters) Obvious By mocking Tim Tebow and giving Mormonism a pass, it's obvious that the Soros-funded Saturday Night SNL Live wants a 2012 race between the atheist antichrist Muslim currently in the White house and the follower of an alien moon god  (newsbusters.org) (181)
(CNN) Interesting Young evangelicals leaving the church in record numbers. "They don't appreciate being condemned for living with a partner, straight or gay, outside of marriage or opting for abortion to terminate an unplanned pregnancy"  (cnn.com) (327)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Your tax dollars at work: The U.S. is forcing the Navy to buy 450,000 gallons of jet biofuel at $15 a gallon, or about four times the market price of conventional jet fuel  (blog.heritage.org) (166)


Fri December 16, 2011
(AL.com) Stupid Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind  (blog.al.com) (169)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell  (foxnews.com) (830)
(NPR) Followup No, Obama did not j/k on his promise to veto the defense bill if it included language to incarcerate without due process. Language of the bill was changed to exempt US citizens before being signed  (npr.org) (259)
(Townhall) Obvious Democrats didn't improve anything and nothing has been made better. According to President Obama's own standard, and contrary to what he said on "60 Minutes," he does not deserve a second term  (townhall.com) (121)
(USA Today) Followup Pentagon official confirms that Iran's captured stealth drone is a fake  (usatoday.com) (207)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Is the GOP handing Obama another term?  (chicagotribune.com) (144)
(Yahoo) Strange Waiter, I'll have the Saddam Hussein Platter please  (news.yahoo.com) (19)


Wed December 14, 2011
(wane.com) Amusing Indiana councilman apologizes to mentally handicapped community for insultingly comparing them to the GOP  (wane.com) (41)
(Huffington Post) Stupid President Obama's senior advisors recommend he not veto NDAA bill that would make you safe, citizen. Continue on  (huffingtonpost.com) (326)
(BBC) Spiffy President Obama gives the only two-word slogan the troops and their families want to hear. "Welcome Home"  (bbc.co.uk) (202)
(Morning Examiner) Obvious Since his election, President Obama has made good on his pledge to "spread the wealth around." Problem is that is hasn't been "good for everybody" like he and his supporters thought it would be   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (196)
(Fox News) Obvious "In the dozen swing states where voters will decide the 2012 presidential election, a new Gallup/USA Today poll shows President Obama losing to the current Republican frontrunners by significant margins"  (foxnews.com) (236)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Media Matters) Fail At the FoxNews graphics department, geography is HARD  (mediamatters.org) (94)


Mon December 12, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory  (bbc.co.uk) (101)
(Some Guy) Amusing Fox News 'Stunned' By Its Own Poll That Says President Obama Will Win  (addictinginfo.org) (280)
(Washington Post) Hero President Obama: "Republican intransigence has stymied my efforts to enact policies to improve the economy"  (washingtonpost.com) (252)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Obama: "Happy holidays everyone." Congress: "For hate's sake we spit our last breath at thee"  (npr.org) (130)


Sat December 10, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times  (content.usatoday.com) (86)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Media Matters) Asinine Rush Limbaugh on White House Hanukkah celebration: "I'm sure he thought it was Kwanzaa"  (mediamatters.org) (264)
(Fox News) Stupid GOP: "Nice payroll tax cut you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it. By the way, have you heard about this nifty new oil pipeline to Texas? We like oil"  (foxnews.com) (340)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Followup For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but be forever protected from government plots to embed GPS tracking devices in their bodies  (washingtonpost.com) (105)
(LA Times) Hero President Obama: "Ask Bin Laden if I engage in appeasement"  (latimes.com) (386)
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass If enough people "throw their vote away" and vote for a third party, we might actually have real change  (thedailybeast.com) (221)
(Fox News) Interesting Fox News columnists discuss why Mitt Romney is like Jan Brady. And no, it's not because you used to touch yourself while thinking about him and Marcia  (foxnews.com) (31)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting Has Obama ever tried to explain how taking more money from the wealthy will benefit the poor? Has the media ever asked him that question?  (washingtonpost.com) (255)


Tue December 06, 2011
(News Hounds) Unlikely Donald Trump tells Fox News that he's "probably the least racist person there is." He used the word "probably" for a reason, folks  (newshounds.us) (46)
(Telegraph) Interesting "The failure of the Occupy Wall Street movement and its descent into Lord of the Flies-style chaos, and in many instances thuggery and criminality, is emblematic of the dramatic decline of the Left in the United States"  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (268)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Reuters) Interesting Noted economist and political analyst Shaquille O'Neal weighs in on his 2012 presidential choice  (blogs.reuters.com) (49)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Mediaite) Obvious Bill O'Reilly says that Mitt Romney is not as conservative as Newt Gingrich. You can't explain that  (mediaite.com) (107)
(USA Today) Obvious Mitt Romney calls Newt Gingrich a 'life-long politician'. In other news, Romney continues to be a lifelong presidential candidate  (content.usatoday.com) (13)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Bachmann says she would close the non-existent U.S. embassy in Iran  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (175)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting President Obama has a secret iPad, which holds our top secret plan to take the Bay of Pigs with angry avian creatures   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Amusing Republicans offer $100 reward for photo of Pennsylvania Senator with President Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (132)
(Yahoo) Amusing FL Congressman attacks reporter for being "an advocate" after the reporter couldn't help laughing in his face when the Congressman made a pants-on-head-stupid comment about foreign policy  (news.yahoo.com) (201)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Marine awarded the CMOH in Aghanistan can't work due to accusations of mental instability by BAE after quitting due to them selling advanced military tech to Pakistan. Way to support the troops BAE  (news.yahoo.com) (90)
(CNN) Interesting Should Supreme Court justices Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Elena Kagan recuse themselves or pull out of the upcoming health care ruling?  (cnn.com) (260)


Mon November 28, 2011
(NewsBusters) Sad Hard to believe that several years ago, we were looking at him for our President. The true Powell surfaced. He was NEVER a Republican NEVER  (newsbusters.org) (278)
(The Hill) Followup Newt also picks up the not-quite-as-coveted Bill Clinton endorsement  (thehill.com) (67)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Republicans may not have thought their cunning Solyndra plan all the way through, as it may actually put them on a collision course with the US military   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (138)
(The New York Times) Interesting Obama campaign strategery to focus on the downtrodden who think that government will help them and the intellecutal elite who think government can help   (campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com) (183)
(NPR) Fail "Nowhere else in the world do you see a political debate about whether climate science is real, whether or not the climate is actually changing"  (npr.org) (627)
(Washington Post) Obvious The myth of the Norquist-controlled anti-tax monolith persists not because of cynicism and perversity but because of the inability to tell the difference between tax revenue and tax rates  (washingtonpost.com) (146)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Atlantic) Interesting Why do liberals ignore the fact that Obama has not kept his campaign promises? Bonus: Written by a liberal  (theatlantic.com) (428)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Hot Air) Interesting Mitt Romney: "The only Republican who is currently showing a tie or occasionally a victory relative to the president is me." Jon Huntsman: "I'm standing right here, Mitt"  (hotair.com) (64)
(Free Lance News) Spiffy Unknown candidate drives giant-ass bus into unknown town  (freelancenews.com) (55)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Clarksville Online) Hero 50 Soldiers arrive home from Iraq just in time for Thanksgiving  (clarksvilleonline.com) (28)


Wed November 23, 2011
(MSNBC) Obvious Gingrich argues for a pragmatic solution to the problem of illegal immigration. Probably because those hedges aren't going to trim themselves   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (187)
(Think Progress) Fail Pennsylvania electoral vote rigging legislation appears to be dead. It's a trick. Get an axe  (thinkprogress.org) (63)


Tue November 22, 2011
(NewsBusters) Asinine CNN Anchor rips John Kerry a new one over the Super Committee's incompetence...yeah, just kidding, she said he sounded "very sexy"  (newsbusters.org) (55)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Hero Congress: Lol, we'll just undo the automatic budget cuts. Obama: Aw hellz no  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (163)
(Philly.com) Asinine Dennis Miller says that if we paid attention to what OWS wants "we'd be speaking Cantonese in eight months". The last time I saw logic that tortured it was experiencing Pon Farr  (philly.com) (200)


Sat November 19, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Dear GOP, you pay us $850,000 and we'll undermine OWS. Sincerely, a bunch of lobbyists  (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (407)
(Washington Post) Obvious FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Conservatives dominate political rumor chain e-mails. Send to everyone you know  (washingtonpost.com) (319)


Fri November 18, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Fifty years / By junta ruled / Now reformed / Or U.S. fooled?  (cbsnews.com) (70)


Thu November 17, 2011
(MSNBC) Unlikely Perry: President Obama "grew up in a privileged way"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (321)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Hero Herman Cain looks to sell more pizzas  (news.yahoo.com) (116)
(CNN) Obvious In a recent CNN poll Obama's 46% approval ranks above only Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford. See, I told you he is a better president than Jimmy Carter   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (137)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Hill) Fail From the party that gave us the Star Wars defense system: "Furthermore, in the movie 'G.I. Jane,' Demi Moore was waterboarded, and if it worked in a Hollywood movie, it HAS to work in real life"  (thehill.com) (236)
(Starpulse) Cool "Glee" star Lauren Potter is down with President Obama's Committee for People With Intellectual Disabilities  (starpulse.com) (65)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Fox News) Dumbass Obama to China: The United States is "lazy"  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (128)


Sat November 12, 2011
(CBS News) Followup CBS and the National Journal will host another Republican Debate tonight, where they will discuss national security, foreign policy and... uh... uhm... oops  (cbsnews.com) (328)
(Yahoo) Scary Not news: Cold War ended years ago. News: There are still nuclear warheads out there. Fark: Here is a story including a map of where they are  (news.yahoo.com) (144)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CBS News) Asinine Donate to my campaign and make a small loan to Solyndra and you'll get paid back. Those stupid taxpayers will never know  (cbsnews.com) (116)


Tue November 08, 2011
(National Journal) Interesting Congress upset when White House threatens to reveal their secret earmark requests. Subby upset this isn't already being done  (nationaljournal.com) (113)
(Some Guy) Obvious A) GOP: Federal spending doesn't create jobs. B) GOP: Cutting defense will cost millions of jobs. C) Shut up  (cecilwhig.com) (149)


Mon November 07, 2011
(wtsp.com) Cool Bill Clinton has a job plan that doesn't blow  (wtsp.com) (39)
(Yahoo) Asinine The White House threw heaps of valuable intelligence gained after Operation Osama Boom Headshot under the bus, purely for political gain  (news.yahoo.com) (237)


Fri November 04, 2011
(What Does It Mean?) Scary US thrown into panic as a soldier wrote his mother saying to "prepare for the end of the world" as massive amounts of equipment, troops are secreted through his base, headed towards "staging areas" throughout America  (whatdoesitmean.com) (236)
(NPR) Obvious Republicans block Democratic infrastructure bill. Democrats block Republican infrastructure bill. Both sides are bad, so avoid bridges  (npr.org) (40)
(The New York Times) Asinine President Obama tells Europe to get its economic house in order so the Euro wouldn't fall. Meanwhile in other news, the dollar continues its downward spiral  (nytimes.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Obvious Even conservatives now agree that Republicans in Congress are purposely sabotaging the economy for the sole purpose of hurting Fartbongo  (news.yahoo.com) (93)


Tue November 01, 2011
(National Review) Interesting Remember how the GOP hasn't tried to pass any jobs bills? Yeah...about that  (nationalreview.com) (164)
(Crooks & Liars) Interesting Mitt Romney closely linked to Social Security-like scheme  (crooksandliars.com) (61)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Fox News) Fail Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush  (foxnews.com) (196)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Sheriff Joe tells lead birther Orly Taitz that he has his own super secret surprise evidence about the Kenyan communist nazi usurper to keep him off the 2012 ballot, but he can't tell anyone just yet because it's a secret. Shhhh  (thinkprogress.org) (130)
(LA Times) Interesting A wild card in the November 2012 election? Coming from the Internet? Maybe, because there's a well-funded "virtual third party," that plans to put a centrist presidential candidate on the ballot in all 50 states  (latimes.com) (94)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Times) Amusing GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  (washingtontimes.com) (347)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Times) Stupid The State Department has spent $70,000 to stock all its foreign embassies with hundreds of copies of Obama's memoir from 1995. Change we can believe in  (washingtontimes.com) (204)
(Daily Kos) Hero One percenter speaks up - in support of Occupy. "I was amazed this summer when I watched the Republicans push the US to the brink of default over a partial Bush tax cut repeal. We wouldn't have noticed a 3.5% tax increase"  (dailykos.com) (252)
(Wonkette) Strange Just because you're a Birther, Oath Keeper and chaplain convicted of weapons charges while trying to citizen's arrest government officials, doesn't mean you can't also be a fan of dildos and tranny porn  (wonkette.com) (141)
(The New York Times) Obvious Obama's foreign policy failures aren't his own fault. They're America's fault  (nytimes.com) (144)


Tue October 25, 2011
(The Hill) Interesting Juan Williams: "People are fed up with pledges that enforce far right or far left orthodoxy and being told they lack a spine when they listen to the other side of an argument or call for a political compromise to reach a solution"  (thehill.com) (232)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Washington politicians dueling via Twitter hashtags. Your government at work  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(Townhall) Interesting "Watching handsome high rollers head to prison is no doubt an Occupy Wall Streeter's notion of ultimate bondage sex appeal"  (townhall.com) (118)
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Step one: bait Congressional Republicans into blocking all jobs legislation. Step two: Bypass Congress and govern via executive order  (thedailybeast.com) (494)
(CNN) Obvious Ford recalled  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (114)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Fox News) Sad "The transitional government leader Mustafa Abdul-Jalil set out a vision for the post-Qaddafi future with an Islamist tint, saying that Islamic Sharia law would be the "basic source" of legislation in the country"  (foxnews.com) (232)
(Some Guy) Interesting Michele Bachmann: "We have nothing to show for our time in Iraq", thus propelling her to the lead for the 2004 Democratic nomination   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (124)


Sat October 22, 2011
(CBS News) Asinine In Perry Bizarro world, pulling troops out of a combat zone puts them in danger  (cbsnews.com) (133)


Fri October 21, 2011
(CNN) Followup And here comes the GOP presidential candidates' opinions on Obama's Iraq withdrawal announcement   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (334)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Romney: "Withdrawal from Iraq is a naked political calculation, and trust me, I have experience with naked political calculations"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (167)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Fox News) Amusing Joe Biden uses sexual, violent imagery to push Jobs Bill. At least it's not getting rammed down Americans' throats  (foxnews.com) (91)


Wed October 19, 2011
(CBS News) Ironic Study finds that President Obama "has suffered the most unrelentingly negative treatment" of all presidential candidates over the past five months. This is bad news for the 'liberal media'  (cbsnews.com) (95)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Ready your "LOL 57 states" retorts, 'baggers, Michelle Bachmann doesn't know where Libya is  (huffingtonpost.com) (175)
(Reuters) Followup Top quotes from Tuesday's debate, for those who couldn't stand the pain of watching the whole thing  (reuters.com) (131)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Denver Post) Cool Maine coon cat takes on mountain lion (sorta) with awesome pics  (denverpost.com) (134)
(Politico) Hero Bachmann on Iraq: "We should be getting paid back for these countries that we liberated"  (politico.com) (168)
(Politico) Obvious President Obama's teleprompter briefly stolen. Obama speechless  (politico.com) (345)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Obama, the biggest recipient of Wall Street campaign donations, is now "fighting for the interests of the 99%"  (businessinsider.com) (406)

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