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Sun March 21, 2010
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(Some Guy) Silly President Obama settles up Canadian beer bet with case of Yuengling. Furious Sam Adams storms off to join Boston Tea Party  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (147)

Sat March 20, 2010
(Crooks & Liars) Followup GOP doubles down on hoax memo. Because that's what our founders would have wanted  (crooksandliars.com) (201)
(ABC News) Obvious Obama slaps Boehner over finance reform. Giggity  (blogs.abcnews.com) (43)
(Wizbang) Amusing Why Obama would fit in perfectly on Fark: "Like all trolls, President Obama is impervious to logic, recognition of the failure of his plans and the irrational character of his rhetoric and vulgar flavor of his behavior"  (wizbangblog.com) (175)

Fri March 19, 2010
(Daily Kos) Amusing Poll: People are more likely to support Healthcare reform when they know that the GOP opposes it  (dailykos.com) (298)
(Think Progress) Fail Republican Congressman denounces "War of Yankee Aggression" on the floor of the House of Representatives  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (120)

Thu March 18, 2010
(haaretz) Dumbass Netanyahu's brother in law calls Obama an anti Semite, believes the US will be wiped off the map  (haaretz.com) (227)
(New York Daily News) Fail Link: "Vice President Biden jokes about Tiger, Fox, Israel... & no one laughs" Video: everyone laughing. (Link in right column)  (nydailynews.com) (58)

Wed March 17, 2010
(Some confused Plumber) Ironic Joe The Plumber, GOP Icon: Obama is "one of the more honest politicians. At least he told us what he wanted to do."  (personalliberty.com) (85)
(Huffington Post) Sad Obama struck deal with for-profit hospital lobbyists to kill the public option, while still touting the public option  (huffingtonpost.com) (104)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Swamped by birther emails, government in Hawaii planning to ignore future requests. So, I guess that's finally settled  (huffingtonpost.com) (177)

Tue March 16, 2010
(The Hill) Interesting Jim Demint (R-uh roh) is "less confident" in the GOP winning Obama's Waterloo. Game over, man  (thehill.com) (344)
(Cleveland) Dumbass Obama promises that health care reform will cause premiums to fall 3,000%  (cleveland.com) (222)
(Telegraph) Interesting A bug or a feature? President Obama tells House Democrats he won't campaign for them if they vote "no" on health care  (telegraph.co.uk) (173)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Nothing in your high school civics class prepared you for the "hereby rule," the arcane legislative trickery House Democrats will use to pass health care reform without really passing it  (online.wsj.com) (507)
(Washington Post) Fail Hope: Campaigning on stem cell research. Change: Signing executive order approving stem cell research. Disappointment: Shelving popular stem cell lines, obstructing research  (washingtonpost.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Interesting Is Ingrid the Nurse the new Joe the Plumber?  (politicsdaily.com) (168)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Tea party leader admits that the Tea Party is over. Beer Party sign-up booth to the left  (huffingtonpost.com) (183)

Mon March 15, 2010
(Pajamas Media) Ironic Good news for students: You voted for Obama, and now he's taking your student aid to pay for ObamaCare for old people  (insidehighered.com) (56)
(Washington Monthly) Dumbass Gay-bashing Virginia Attorney General tells voters he is considering not registering his kid for a social security number "because it is being used to track you". And yes, he's a birther too  (washingtonmonthly.com) (201)
(Patriot Update) Unlikely "The media paint Tea Partiers as radical, but average Americans see through this bias" says the creator of the Dukakis/Willie Horton campaign ad  (patriotupdate.com) (284)
(Slate) Unlikely Democrats should forget re-election and vote for health care reform, because "it will create a generation of Democrats who revere Obama the way their great-grandparents revered FDR"  (slate.com) (189)

Fri March 12, 2010
(Pajamas Media) Asinine Old and busted: Reconciliation to avoid filibusters. New hotness: Slaughter rule to avoid an actual vote  (pajamasmedia.com) (62)
(The Raw Story) Dumbass Beck: Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' is 'anti-American,' 'propaganda'  (rawstory.com) (202)
(Washington Post) Obvious The polls are clear: Pass health care reform and the Democrats will be whacked this fall. "Wishing, praying or pretending will not change these outcomes"  (washingtonpost.com) (432)
(AZCentral) Silly Principal refuses to back high school students petitioning to get President Obama to speak at their graduation because he worried about student safety and parent complaints  (azcentral.com) (65)
(LA Times) Obvious Republicans threaten to slam two torpedoes into the side of U.S.S. Financial Reform because they didn't get everything they wanted. "You have city hands, Mr. Dodd. You been countin' money all your life"  (latimes.com) (75)
(Forbes) Obvious "ObamaCare could well become President Obama's Iraq." Except without the happy ending  (forbes.com) (215)

Thu March 11, 2010
(The New York Times) Followup White House reels in idea that Obama will ban fishing, invites people to take the hooks out of their mouths  (nytimes.com) (41)
(Hot Air) Asinine The "drain the swamp" Democrats cancel all commitee meetings and go behind closed doors (again) to plot ObamaCare vote  (hotair.com) (131)

Wed March 10, 2010
(ABC News) Scary "We're #1. We're #1. USA. USA." Treasury Department claims gold medal in the "Highest Monthly Deficit Ever" competition at $221 billion  (blogs.abcnews.com) (182)
(CBS News) Obvious The US Supreme Court cannot afford to be seen taking the side of one corporation over another corporation  (cbsnews.com) (323)
(Huffington Post) Hero HHS Sec. Kathleen Sebelius addressing the health insurance companies summit : "Maybe you should use these millions you're spending on attack ads fighting reform on lowering people's premiums instead?"  (huffingtonpost.com) (195)
(Washington Post) Interesting Why is Obama floundering on health care like a cat that can't swim? Maybe because he "wants to seriously expand the role of government at a moment when skepticism of government is widespread"  (washingtonpost.com) (70)
(Examiner) Obvious Today's group expressing great disappointment that Obama hasn't lived up to the hype is... *rolls dice* ... atheists  (examiner.com) (132)

Tue March 09, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing The White House says Eric Massa's story about being accosted in the shower by Emmanuel Rahm is ridiculous. Oh, and by the way -- Rahm wants his soap back  (apnews.myway.com) (69)
(National Review) Sad Under new 'poverty measurement ' guidlines being proposed by Obama, countries like Bangladesh and Haiti will actually have lower poverty rates than the United States. Bonus: Even LBJ rejected this bullsh*t  (article.nationalreview.com) (130)
(Daily Kos) Stupid Obama: It would be ironic if the healthcare debate and my cholesterol took me to the grave. Fox News: MOAR PLEASE  (dailykos.com) (155)
(Washington Times) Unlikely A majority of Americans think they are less respected now than when Bush was feared by every neutral country in the world  (washingtontimes.com) (94)
(Washington Post) Obvious "American tradition of zealous representation of unpopular clients is at least as old as John Adams' representation of the British soldiers charged in the Boston Massacre"  (washingtonpost.com) (91)

Mon March 08, 2010
(American Thinker) Interesting President Obama doesn't seem to have any close friends among foreign leaders. He does have a girlfriend who's a model in Canada, but you wouldn't know her  (americanthinker.com) (121)
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy The health care bill is a mess. Kill it. Oh, and make Warren Buffet president or emperor or first citizen  (thedailybeast.com) (150)
(Washington Post) Asinine Remember that civilian trial Obama promised that Khalid Sheik Mohammad would get? About that  (washingtonpost.com) (320)

Sun March 07, 2010
(RealClearPolitics) Interesting Obama's health care is "a bill granting every American a free federally delivered ice cream every Sunday morning." Why do Republicans hate ice cream?  (realclearpolitics.com) (122)

Sat March 06, 2010
(LA Times) Dumbass Obama now looking to screw up immigration like he screwed up health care: By adding an additional 20 million people to it  (latimes.com) (193)

Fri March 05, 2010
(ABC News) Obvious Another moonbeam loving pinko commie lib calls out the Tea Party for its 'innate racism'. Wait, it was Meghan McCain?  (blogs.abcnews.com) (199)
(Daily Kos) Amusing Palin-Americans get fired up about video by The Onion that touts Obama being caught lip-synching a speech  (dailykos.com) (218)
(Army Times) Sad To show support while continuing two wars in a time of record deficits and struggling economy, Obama Administration seeks lowest military pay increase since 1973 at 1.4%  (armytimes.com) (190)

Thu March 04, 2010
(Politico) Dumbass Obama 2007: We must negotiate with our enemies as well as our friends. Obama 2010: We're only going to negotiate with our friends  (politico.com) (65)
(Media Matters) Amusing Sean Hannity, master of keeping a straight face, on Palin: "I think she's smarter than Obama"  (mediamatters.org) (327)
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting Obama just happens to name appeals court nominee this week who just happens to be the brother of House Democrat who just happens to be undecided about health care  (weeklystandard.com) (167)
(Washington Examiner) Fail President Obama, meet Senator Obama on reconciliation: "Under the rules, the reconciliation process does not permit that debate. Reconciliation is therefore the wrong place for policy changes"  (washingtonexaminer.com) (274)
(Newsweek) Obvious Washington is working just fine. It's us that's broken  (newsweek.com) (69)
(Reuters) Obvious GOP: We don't like your plan. Obama: Let's include some of your ideas. GOP: We don't like our plan  T-Shirt  (reuters.com) (173)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Fox News) Hero Obama to Bunning: "Let me just sign this real quick so we can watch some college basketball"  (whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com) (112)
(Think Progress) Fail Step 1: Obama nominates highly qualified judge for Federal Court. Step 2: Republicans filibuster her for 124 days. Step 3: After 4 months, judge is confirmed by the Senate 99-0  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (180)
(Boston Globe) Unlikely Don't worry, government single-payer health care is coming: "Whatever reform we get is only the first draft of what must follow: a declaration of independence from the insurance industry"  (boston.com) (293)

Tue March 02, 2010
(Breitbart.com) Asinine Not content with treating the US Constitution as a "living document," the religious left and their secular muscle now want to confer the same status on The Bible - another work written by God  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (229)
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious Poll shows that Americans have as much faith in an economic recovery right now as they have in Buzz Aldrin winning "Dancing With the Stars"  (rasmussenreports.com) (110)
(Google) Amusing In case you missed it, today was Saviours Day 2010, a day where Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan is honored. He spent much of his speech giving advice to President Obama and recalling his 1985 ride aboard a UFO. Good times, good times  (google.com) (119)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Media Matters) Unlikely Obama's physical advised "alcohol in moderation." The right has decided this clearly means he's a raging boozer who needs AA stat  (mediamatters.org) (148)
(Washington Post) Interesting President Obama to visit Savannah on Tuesday to talk up the benefits of his economic stimulus plan to local residents who for some reason have enough free time to come out and see him in the middle of the day  (washingtonpost.com) (86)
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Why I regret voting for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com) (358)
(Village Voice) Hero Barack Obama extends Patriot Act for one year, liberating Americans from the burden of privacy  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (262)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Former Rep. J.D. Hayworth, who's challenging John McCain in Arizona, says he was never a birther and said President Obama wasn't born in the US on his radio show, "to provoke conversation."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Politico) Obvious President Obama prepares for 2012 election by appointing his chief campaign fundraiser as new White House Social Secretary. You gotta admit - the man is efficient  (politico.com) (40)
(Crooks & Liars) Sad Listen to the background chatter cease and the room fall silent after President Obama asks health care summit attendees to consider what life is like for Americans who are not rich politicians (video)  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (462)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Joe Lieberman (I-srael) now claims that Israel's policy of taking a bunch of Palestinian land is not an obstacle to making peace with the Palestinians  (thinkprogress.org) (139)
(Fox News) Asinine Defense attorney who worked very hard for Democratic party and made large contributions to Obama campaign is finally rewarded for his efforts by being appointed to US Attorney position. Because he lacks experience, some have a problem with this  (foxnews.com) (131)

Sat February 27, 2010
(Daily Kos) Obvious Unemployment above 10% and presidential approval in the 30s: a portrait of our failure of a one-term President  (dailykos.com) (163)
(Media Matters) Asinine Obama administration meets with dozens of religious organizations, and one atheist organization. Sean Hannity reacts: "Why is Obama giving special treatment to atheists?"  (mediamatters.org) (141)
(AP) Obvious AP fact checks heath care summit exchange between President Obama and Sen. Lemar Alexander (R-TN), once again proving that the facts have a liberal bias  (hosted.ap.org) (157)
(Breitbart.com) Amusing Bush says he won't be an annoying ex-president to President Obama like a certain one was to him. Yes, he's looking at you Mr. Habitat for Hamas  T-Shirt  (breitbart.com) (110)
(National Journal) Interesting George Wallace is the real father of the modern GOP, and not for the reason you may think  (nationaljournal.com) (79)

Fri February 26, 2010
(Media Matters) Asinine Right-wing noise machine, unable to debate the merits of the conversation, decides the health care summit was too boring to care about  (feeds.mediamatters.org) (415)
(NYPost) Interesting Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you  (nypost.com) (116)

Thu February 25, 2010
(Huffington Post) Fail I'm not a 9/11 truther, says former Obama administration "green job czar," I just willingly put my signature on stuff that I haven't read and have no intention of reading  (huffingtonpost.com) (334)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Media Matters) Obvious Obama administration arrests, Mirandizes, prosecutes in the civilian system, gets guilty plea from a dangerous terrorist in a triumph of the American justice system. Republican response: Not a single word  (mediamatters.org) (172)
(Salon) Obvious The Democratic Party's deceitful game  (salon.com) (91)
(CNN) Obvious 2/3 of Americans think that the Republicans in Congress are not doing enough to cooperate with President Obama, according to an new national poll that was obviously produced by the liberal, Obama-loving media  (cnn.com) (236)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Some World Government) Unlikely Orly Taitz jumps biggest shark yet, appeals to UN for protection from US courts  (washingtonindependent.com) (226)
(Rasmussen Reports) Interesting Forty-one percent of voters favor Obama's health care plan, while 56 percent oppose it and the remaining 3 percent actually read the plan's summary  (rasmussenreports.com) (180)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious It's full speed ahead for Obama's health care plan, which "manages to take the worst of both the House and Senate bills and combine them into something more destructive"  (online.wsj.com) (201)
(SFGate) Obvious The hubris of insurance companies make it increasingly easy for President Obama to institute National Health Care. This is why we can't have nice things  (sfgate.com) (225)

Mon February 22, 2010
(Washington Times) Interesting In 2004, George W. Bush went 214 days without a formal press conference. Today, Obama just beat that record  (washingtontimes.com) (227)
(Politico) Interesting President Obama's health care proposal. It's an 11-page PDF, but has a link you can click to order your free pony  (politico.com) (329)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Newsweek) Obvious Poll indicates that most Americans oppose Obama's health reform - until they learn what's actually in it. In other words, the wharrgarbl is working  (newsweek.com) (585)
(CSMonitor) Strange Actual headline: "Like Dr. Evil, did the GOP just steal Obama's mojo?" Un-addressed in article: Were sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads involved?  (csmonitor.com) (88)

Fri February 19, 2010
(Huffington Post) Asinine The main problem with Obama's War on Terror is: A. Lack of initiative, B. He appeases our enemies or, if a former Bush official is to be believed, C. He's killing too many terrorists  (huffingtonpost.com) (97)
(White House) Spiffy Want President Obama to speak at your high school commencement? 1. Submit an application. 2. Get selected as a finalist. 3. Win public vote. 4. [Something about teleprompters]  (whitehouse.gov) (119)
(Washington Examiner) Fail Obama, 9/09: Legislative session one of the most productive in a generation. Obama 2/10: Senate can't get anything done  (washingtonexaminer.com) (193)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius says that if the Senate wants the public option President Obama will "absolutely" fight for it. Oh, Kitty, you still believe, that's so sweet  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Amusing So who's in the lead for the 2012 GOP nomination according the members of the Conservative PAC? The gay-marrige supporting guy who imposed Obamacare on his state almost a decade ago  (news.yahoo.com) (227)
(TV Squad) Amusing White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs says President Obama would be more than happy to do "The Daily Show" while in office. "The Colbert Report"...not so much  (tvsquad.com) (101)

Thu February 18, 2010
(Fox News) Hero Las Vegas mayor snubs Obama for his arrogant remarks suggesting Americans might be better off saving their money instead of investing it in blackjack, booze, bimbos and blow  (foxnews.com) (247)
(Yahoo) Misc The Dalai Lama talks to President Obama and comes out of the meeting ecstatic and filled with hope. A year from now the Lama will be out of work, upset about the deficit and grumbling about "czars"  (news.yahoo.com) (103)
(Huffington Post) Fail If this keeps up, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert won't even need writers anymore...Republican politician gives speech blasting Obama's use of the teleprompter while standing at podium with teleprompters  (huffingtonpost.com) (120)
(Yahoo) Hero Former Intelligence Committee Chair Bob Graham says there's no difference in how Bush and Obama handle terror suspects and Lincoln is probably doing a half-gainer in his grave because of Cheney's recent comments  (news.yahoo.com) (43)

Wed February 17, 2010
(PPP) Obvious The vast majority of opposition to healthcare reform and DADT repeal emanates from voters who'll pull the lever for Democrats sometime after the pigs flying from Reagan's corpse's ass brew some earl grey  (publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com) (62)
(The New York Times) Interesting Don't look now, but the "Stimulus" may have actually worked  (nytimes.com) (454)

Tue February 16, 2010
(The Hill) Obvious 52% on Obama for second term: OH HELL NO. The other 48% hasn't put the Kool-Aid down  (thehill.com) (504)
(The New York Times) Interesting Americans on health care bill: Can we just scrap it and start over with a new one? White House: Yes we can  (prescriptions.blogs.nytimes.com) (368)
(Ann Althouse) Obvious If Amy Bishop had been a tea partier rather than a hardcore liberal, her political affiliation would still be front-page news  (althouse.blogspot.com) (182)
(The Atlantic) Obvious "The entire problem with Bayh and ["centrists"] like him is that the "middle" has nothing to do with staking out policy positions. It has to do with staking out political positions."  (ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com) (64)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Washington Post) Unlikely White House revamps communications strategy, decides that the problem is that Obama hasn't gotten out there and visibly delivered his message enough  (washingtonpost.com) (271)
(Daily Kos) Hero Rachel Maddow's incredible week: How one woman is trying to change this nation's trajectory  (dailykos.com) (592)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Oh great. Now Obama's KIDS are endangering America  (dailykos.com) (175)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Washington Post) Obvious Cheney states he thinks Obama is doing a great job on national defense. Nah, just kidding, he says we're all going to die and we deserve it for voting Democrat  (washingtonpost.com) (176)
(ABC News) Obvious Behind closed doors and with no cameras present, President Obama signed into law Friday afternoon the bill raising the public debt limit from $12.4 trillion to $14.3 trillion  (blogs.abcnews.com) (243)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Joe Biden stops and speaks coherently for once. Says Cheney is rewriting history. Cheney must have said Biden has balls  (huffingtonpost.com) (69)
(London Times) Ironic Apparently things aren't bad enough in U.K. state schools, so the next step is to bring in experts to explain why kids are stupid. Fark: One of the experts is Goldie Hawn  (timesonline.co.uk) (49)
(Townhall) Scary President Obama is sending coded messages to his terrorist buddies that it's safe to come and attack America. Time to start learning the Islam language  (townhall.com) (271)
(Politico) Amusing Joe the Plumber goes all mavericky on John McCain  (politico.com) (104)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Fox News) Obvious New poll shows Americans consider Tea Party movement a fruitless mix of racism, conspiracy theories  (foxnews.com) (124)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Bloomberg) Amusing Yesterday's media suggestion for President Obama was to "go gangsta' ". Today's suggestion from Bloomberg is to "crack some heads". Is "pop a cap in someone's ass" far behind?  (bloomberg.com) (55)

Thu February 11, 2010
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Obama is now fifth all-time on list of longest drought of clemency actions to start a Presidency, trailing only the first two and the last two of his predecessors  (reason.com) (43)
(Breitbart.com) Dumbass Americans are represented by two separate but equally different political parties: the democrats who advocate liberalism, and the republicans who have Michael Moriarty claiming John McCain is a secret democrat. This is his latest whargarrbl  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (46)
(The New York Times) Cool President Obama reports that 95,000 jobs, including the long-awaited Unicorn Herder, Leprechaun Catcher, and Fairy Wing Polisher, to start arriving each month  (nytimes.com) (339)
(LA Times) Unlikely "Iraq is one of Obama's great achievements." Joe Biden (D-im) is the world's greatest troll  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (182)
(CNN) Asinine CNN political analyst tells president he should "go gangsta' " on Republicans. That should get the bi-partisanship experiment off to a good start, don't you think?  (cnn.com) (204)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Media Matters) Asinine World Net Daily columnist says US has the most bigoted military in the world  (mediamatters.org) (111)
(Newsweek) Fail "The Amero" and other tea party tinfoil hat nonsense  (newsweek.com) (312)
(Some Guy) Interesting Dennis Kucinich urges America to adopt single-payer healthcare, quit stealing his Lucky Charms  (washingtonindependent.com) (207)
(CBS News) Obvious Obama's plea of bipartisanship really means "do it my way or you are engaging in obstinacy" which is the exact same thing his last four predecessors said. Welcome to Change Country  (cbsnews.com) (243)

Tue February 09, 2010
(Washington Times) Obvious Publicly the Republicans hate the stimulus for its wasteful spending. Privately, they're hounding federal agencies for money for their districts  (washingtontimes.com) (339)
(Daily Beast) Asinine We can thank the Democratic Party for "Birtherism"  (thedailybeast.com) (218)
(ABC News) Obvious Criticizing the President's handling of anti-terror measures is no longer patriotic. Nothing to see here citizen, move along  (blogs.abcnews.com) (224)
(WHNT) Followup US Senator Shelby (R-ALzheimer's) releases blanket hold on 70 of President Obama's appointees after getting some attention, hugs  (whnt.com) (196)
(ABC News) Obvious Robert Gibbs says the President is willing to review the GOP health care proposals that he has been saying for months do not exist  (blogs.abcnews.com) (244)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Fox and Friends: Sarah Palin wrote that stuff on her hand on purpose to mock Obama  (thinkprogress.org) (660)

Mon February 08, 2010
(ESPN) Cool Drew Brees leaves phone interview with Colin Cowherd to take a call from President Obama, then calls back to finish the interview  (espn.go.com) (62)
(Pajamas Media) Asinine Why does this generation of American folk singers refuse to speak out against the things right-wing bloggers want them to speak out against?  (pajamasmedia.com) (100)

Sun February 07, 2010
(Sunday Nation) Cool If you're an illegal alien and your happen to be the aunt of a sitting U.S. President, then congratulations. You may pass Go. You may collect $200  (nation.co.ke) (217)
(Politico) Dumbass Public: So which part of "No, you retarded pack of weasels, we don't want anything to do with that farking mountain of shiat called ObamaCare" was unclear?  (politico.com) (232)
(Huffington Post) Fail Ready the facepalm pics: This morning on national TV, Sarah Palin defended Rush Limbaugh's use of the term 'retarded'  (huffingtonpost.com) (322)
(Some Guy) Amusing "I can give you absolutely conclusive and definitive proof that Obama's birth certificate does not exist. How else do you explain why Joe Biden is vice president?" Wait, what?  (washingtonindependent.com) (91)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Sarah Palin writes crib notes on hand for Tea Party Convention Q&A interview  (huffingtonpost.com) (501)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious "Passing health reform without any Republican votes is an electoral suicide pact and should not be an option."  (realclearpolitics.com) (153)

Sat February 06, 2010
(The New Republic) Interesting Remember the uproar over "liberal activist judges" a few years ago? Well, the gavel's on the other foot now  (tnr.com) (68)
(The New York Times) Asinine Fox News is building Sarah Palin a new television studio. In her living room  (nytimes.com) (158)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Hot Air) Weird President Obama eulogizes woman buried in Obama t-shirt whose name he can't remember  (hotair.com) (57)
(CNN) Interesting The Deficit Solution: Simple, yet unthinkable  (cnn.com) (255)
(Daily Kos) Hero Teabaggers take note: "To describe our democracy as a totalitarian regime insults the lives and memories of people that live under this and other terrible conditions."  (dailykos.com) (170)
(The Raw Story) Dumbass Word of the new Teabagger Party flag is 'spreading from porch to porch'  (rawstory.com) (116)
(National Review) Ironic Democrats 2008: Enlighted Americans have wisely chosen hope and change. Democrats 2010: Americans are evil morons  (article.nationalreview.com) (156)
(CBS New York) Fail Tea Party convention kicks off with a speech that basically says if you can't read or aren't white you can't vote. Gee, who didn't see this coming?  (wcbstv.com) (545)
(The New York Times) Followup Statue of President Obama as a 10-year-old boy to be removed from public park in Jakarta after people complain that he wasn't even born there. LOL - what kind of backwards country throws such a fit about where Obama was born?  T-Shirt  (nytimes.com) (50)
(Washington Post) Interesting Liberals wouldn't have to be so condescending if people weren't so damned stupid: "Their views are correct, self-evident, and based on fact and reason, while conservative positions are not just wrong but illegitimate"  (washingtonpost.com) (378)

Thu February 04, 2010
(ABC News) Dumbass Clarence Thomas objects that President Obama should not have been so uppity as to criticize any decision by the infallable, completely non-political justices of the Supreme Court  (abcnews.go.com) (143)
(Some Guy) Interesting Senators (D & R) announce a bill that would block funding for Obama's proposal to try 9/11 co-conspirators in the US, instead to be tried in military tribunals at Gitmo  (motherjones.com) (117)
(Think Progress) Obvious In a surprise to absolutely no one except US Senators and people who were taught 3rd grade civics but never thought about it critically, the filibuster has actually never been a good idea  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (245)
(Huffington Post) Stupid No, Obama is not going to do any more British parliament-style open question forums for congressmen, because it makes too much sense and is too informative to the American public, and they're not ready for that  (huffingtonpost.com) (88)
(CNN) Interesting Fractures emerge as Tea Party factions can't decide to destroy The Republican Party from the inside or the outside  (cnn.com) (200)

Wed February 03, 2010
(ABC News) Amusing Joe Biden's Oscar Pick? He likes uhhh, ummm, uhhh, ummm, uhhh, ummm this new program he looked at that he wished he had seen in 3D in which you can watch a science fiction thing unfold in front of you  (abcnews.go.com) (76)
(Washington Post) Cool Further proving that the health care debacle has flipped a switch in the president's brain, Obama agrees to meet Dalai Lama  (washingtonpost.com) (107)
(Some Guy) Dumbass 2008 GOP: We're going by what General Petraeus tells us. 2010 GOP: Who is this Petraeus guy?  (washingtonmonthly.com) (276)
(Economist) Stupid The Economist hosts online debate between David Boaz, who believes Obama can't pass his agenda, and Elaine Kamarck, who conversely believes Obama can't pass his agenda  (economist.com) (29)
(USA Today) Obvious President Obama handed a PDB titled "Al Qaeda determined to strike in US by July 2010." Let's see what happens  (usatoday.com) (445)
(MSNBC) Obvious Now that Obama has supported repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell, John McCain has no choice but to flip-flop on it  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (81)
(Townhall) Obvious President Obama fulfills promise to eliminate corporate cronyism in federal government. Just kidding, his weatherization chief has been giving handouts to her business exec husband's tiny window company  (townhall.com) (58)

Tue February 02, 2010
(ABC News) Fail All transferred detainees who returned to terrorism were released by Bush, No recidivism for those released by Obama. Just another good reason to blame Bush  (blogs.abcnews.com) (67)
(ABC News) Amusing News: Rahm apologizes for calling liberals "retarded." Fark: Apology was to the retards, not the liberals  (blogs.abcnews.com) (231)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Today's GOP filibuster: the Solicitor General at the Department of Labor  (huffingtonpost.com) (178)
(Boston Globe) Asinine Secretary of Defense Robert Gates wants to ease "don't ask, don't tell" out slowly, carefully. Doesn't understand the importance of rapid pull-out  (boston.com) (156)

Mon February 01, 2010
(Rasmussen Reports) Interesting Poll shows a nice little post-SOTU bump for Obama. But it's Rasmussen, not Gallup, so no-one's interested, right? Right?  (rasmussenreports.com) (116)
(Discover) Interesting Socialist President Obama wants to privatize much of NASA and... wait, what?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (211)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass Chris Matthews compares the RNC's efforts to support Conservative candidates to the Khmer Rouge reeducation camps in Cambodia  (newsbusters.org) (174)
(Rasmussen Reports) Interesting Jesus, Crist looks like he's gonna get crucified by Marco Rubio in the Republican primary  (rasmussenreports.com) (122)
(ABC News) Asinine The Christmas Day bomber is about to cost taxpayers $734 million  (blogs.abcnews.com) (358)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Lifting the ban on corporate political advertising isn't the end or the world, or we'd all be drinking New Coke about now  (boston.com) (207)
(Examiner) Interesting "Many people ask me whether the Democrats are in as much trouble as they were in 1994. The numbers suggest they are in much deeper trouble"  (washingtonexaminer.com) (435)
(Soviet Canuckistan) Fail "...one cannot look through the list of President Obama's strange and demented policy czars without spotting so many Holden Caulfields, nor escape their ever-presence among the talking heads of MSNBC..."  (ottawacitizen.com) (114)

Sun January 31, 2010
(CNN) Obvious Top ranking Republican admits they have no interest in bipartisanship. Congressional Dems will still grovel for approval  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (507)
(Politico) Asinine After getting their ass handed to them in the State of the Union speech and on their own turf Friday, Republicans fight back with a tried and true political chestnut: Obama is "soft on terror". EVERYBODY PANIC  (politico.com) (456)
(Reason Magazine) Interesting It's pretty irritating to see Obama laud Ryan's plan and say that it's the sort of thing that deserves "serious discussion" after watching him refuse for almost a year to recognize the existence of legitimate opposing ideas  (reason.com) (199)

Sat January 30, 2010
(freedoMedium) Interesting Tin Foil Hat Alert: Martial law coming to a neighborhood near you  (freedomedium.com) (130)
(LA Times) Amusing After giving an inspiring State of the Union speech and sitting down with Republicans this week, President Obama goes to a basketball game, takes over analyst duties, and boldly tells the audience that Duke sucks. What can this guy not do?  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (56)
(Michelle Malkin) Dumbass Former Bush official says Hurricane Katrina was "the best thing that happened to the education system in New Orleans". Oh wait it was Obama's Education Secretary. Fark transformation from outrage to defense ensues  (michellemalkin.com) (218)
(Think Progress) Obvious Fox News doesn't even bother waiting until Obama stops speaking to go into attack mode  (thinkprogress.org) (236)
(Fox News) Interesting Obama meets with congressional Republicans; Fark political thread breaks out  (foxnews.com) (365)
(Time) Obvious Obama admits that Democrats let some provisions 'sneak into' health care legislation that violate his promises that citizens who like their insurance, doctors can keep them  (realclearpolitics.blogs.time.com) (64)
(Some Cheerleader) Obvious Team Obama Head Cheerleader Nancy "Boom-Boom" Pelosi's been Livin' La Vida Loca on our dime  (rightsidenews.com) (110)

Fri January 29, 2010
(The Raw Story) Interesting Who "won" today's debate between Obama and the House GOP? Well, Fox News cut the feed halfway through and GOP aides say letting cameras in was "a mistake"  (rawstory.com) (416)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Barack Obama is Scott Brown's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate  (nydailynews.com) (63)
(My Fox DC) Interesting In a brilliant tactical move, President Obama agrees to listen to Republican ideas about the economy, health care, energy and other issues. FARK: But only if they spend the day in Baltimore  (myfoxdc.com) (324)
(Some Guy) Amusing The Half-Term Governor of Alaska turned Fox media personality, who seems unfamiliar with the contents of the book she wrote, or the events of the campaign she ran, says Obama has a "credibility gap"  (thecypresstimes.com) (191)
(Fox News) Amusing I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I am awesome  (foxnews.com) (259)
(Yahoo) Obvious Smart people support Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (330)
(Daily Kos) Ironic 94% of Bill O'Reilly's viewers give Obama an "A" for his first year, illustrating that only the elite can really understand how terrible a president he is  (dailykos.com) (62)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Some Guy) Dumbass Obama proposes a tax credit to families where at least one parent works. The Family Research Council has a problem with that  (frc.org) (226)
(Some Guy) Interesting "I am weary of the President's unspoken premise that only government--indeed, only the federal government--can accomplish good in our society."  (lp.org) (245)
(Deadspin) Dumbass We have a new leader in the "Most Vapid Sideline Bimbo" standings  (deadspin.com) (123)
(The Hill) Dumbass The day after President Obama ripped lobbyists in the State of The Union address, K Street insiders get private briefings. Damn it man  (thehill.com) (176)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Michael Steele "This isn't a vacation." With picture of what a Republican on vacation may look like  (huffingtonpost.com) (92)
(Huffington Post) Fail Chris Matthews: "I forgot Obama was black for an hour"  (huffingtonpost.com) (562)

Wed January 27, 2010
(Hot Air) Interesting Rep. Paul Ryan (R-esolute) re-introducing previously ignored Republican health care reform bill. This *is* a repeat from 2008, 2009  (hotair.com) (54)
(The Hill) Obvious Obama's spending freeze is getting results already: Lobbyists are rushing to get their projects on the final $80 billion stimulus plan before the wallet closes  (thehill.com) (106)
(Washington Post) Fail US military is engaged in highly secret joint operations against Al Qaeda in Yemen. So don't tell anybody  (washingtonpost.com) (125)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool President Obama declares his membership in Who Dat Nation for the Super Bowl  (blogs.suntimes.com) (108)
(Hot Air) Obvious Desperate Democrats, after a drunken night of awkard fondling and waking up hung over, are scrambling to find Plan B  (hotair.com) (43)

Tue January 26, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting The birthers' legal challenge against Obama seems to be backfiring on them as their legal bills go through the roof  (motherjones.com) (200)
(ABC News) Interesting In the spirt of bipartianship, President Obama meets GOP halfway on their demands and says he'd rather be a good one-term president than a poor two-term president  (abcnews.go.com) (213)

Mon January 25, 2010
(The Raw Story) Dumbass ACLU to Lieberman (I-diot): "The Constitution is not optional."  (rawstory.com) (263)
(Yahoo) Amusing President Obama summoned for Illinois jury duty, says he can't make it because he's "busy" or something  (news.yahoo.com) (149)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Obama Press Guy to the Senate: "Mighty fine economy you got there, it'd be a shame if you didn't confirm Ben Bernanke and the economy were to tank"  (dailykos.com) (225)

Sun January 24, 2010
(LA Times) Dumbass Bin Laden claims responsibility for the Christmas Day Underwear Bombing. If he wasn't scary before, he is now  (latimes.com) (212)

Fri January 22, 2010
(CBS News) Amusing Obama: "I am not going to walk away just because it's hard. " Somewhere Chris Matthews has a tingle  (cbsnews.com) (81)
(The Hill) Obvious You knew it was coming: Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) introduces legislation to reform the filibuster so the minority can't block the majority's awesomely wonderful bills  (thehill.com) (282)
(CQ Politics) Interesting Harry Reid (D-oooooooooooooooooomed) gets some more bad news  (blogs.cqpolitics.com) (266)
(Politico) Cool Health care reform teeters on the brink of collapse as Democratic leaders discover that there's no way to appease the left wing and assuage the fears of centrists after the Massachusetts election  (politico.com) (186)

Thu January 21, 2010
(Breitbart.com) Obvious President Obama blasts Supreme Court decision, saying the campaign finance ruling will lead to a "stampede of special interest money, " failing to add, "from groups that don't support me"  (breitbart.com) (327)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing He hasn't even been seated yet and Scott Brown is already in a slap fight with a birther Republican candidate  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (94)
(ABC News) Asinine President Obama congratulates Brown on a fine campaign. Just kidding, he blames Bush for the voters not picking a Democrat. "People are angry and they are frustrated because of what's happened over the last eight years"  (abcnews.go.com) (220)
(The New York Times) Interesting Paul Krugman loses hope: "I'm pretty close to giving up on Mr. Obama, who seems determined to confirm every doubt I and others ever had about whether he was ready to fight for what his supporters believed in"  (krugman.blogs.nytimes.com) (490)
(Politico) Cool Democrats come to stark realization: "Every state is in play"  (politico.com) (288)
(The New York Times) Cool President Obama unleashes his secret weapon: The Volckernator. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until all the bankers are dead  (nytimes.com) (115)
(CBS Sacramento) Amusing California GOP: "We hope Barack Obama will do for Barbara Boxer in November what he did for Martha Coakley this week"  (cbs13.com) (142)
(The New York Times) Fail Republicans refuse to join bipartisan budget deficit panel, on the grounds that fixing the problem would make the Democrats look good  (nytimes.com) (232)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Earth breathes easier on news that the era of hundreds of private jets, limos converging for massive global climate conferences may finally be over  (reason.com) (174)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Cato-at-Liberty) Interesting The list of tax hikes Obama and Democrats have proposed include higher income, business and excise taxes, a VAT, and a tax on soda. Not proposed: A tax on rapacious statism  (cato-at-liberty.org) (404)
(The Hill) Stupid Brady center upset that President Obama has not sought violations of the United States Constitution  (thehill.com) (304)
(The Atlantic) Sad Republicans lecturing the country about fiscal responsibility, economic recovery, governing - or anything else, for that matter - would be like Mick Jagger lecturing Mother Teresa about excessive promiscuity  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (243)
(Daily Caller) Interesting New poll shows ObamaCare to be "widely unpopular." And what lying, right-wing Fox News Republican mouthpiece said that? Uh, James Carville  (dailycaller.com) (420)

Mon January 18, 2010
(The New York Times) Obvious Paul Krugman blames Obama's flagging popularity on policy compromises and refusing to emulate Ronald Reagan  (nytimes.com) (156)
(CNN) Amusing Even Obama's aides think Coakley is a lost cause  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (639)
(National Journal) Dumbass Democrats play the same tired old song, "Blame Bush" for Martha Coakley's failing Senate bid. Seriously, are you guys going to get a new tune before 2012?  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com) (300)
(NewEurope.eu) Obvious Here's an article that grades President Obama's first year. The grading is done by a socialist progressive commie gay atheist European, so he just *has* to get a good grade, right?  (neurope.eu) (130)
(Pajamas Media) Obvious "Destroying the integrity of U.S. elections has been a longtime project for the far left"  (pajamasmedia.com) (188)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Think Progress) Asinine Republican candidate for MA senate race tries to explain why a tax payer subsidized golf course was a more important priority than paying 9/11 rescue workers  (thinkprogress.org) (68)
(The New York Times) Obvious The GOP is finding out that going with Palin and Steele to Tea Partyvile will only get them a lousy T-Shirt  (nytimes.com) (147)

Sat January 16, 2010
(CNSNews) Asinine In the interest of openness and full disclosure the White House does not advocate making the health care bill available for reading 72 hours before its voted on  (cnsnews.com) (143)
(Crooks & Liars) Dumbass If you were worried that Glenn Beck might show enough class to stay out of the Haiti earthquake wharrgarbl, well, rest easy  (crooksandliars.com) (313)

Fri January 15, 2010
(CNN) Asinine GOPs Froth Over Santorum Exploration  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (178)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Karl Rove: Americans learned last year that President Obama discards campaign promises like most people discard used Kleenex  (online.wsj.com) (213)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious "Is Obama a Republican?"  (reason.com) (205)
(Politico) Ironic Rush Limbaugh says he will not back off his criticism of Obama's response to Haiti, because "everything is political to this president."  (politico.com) (219)
(Yahoo) Followup Both Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson are learning that there IS actually a limit to how stupid and/or hateful you can be to victims of a tragedy before everyone starts calling you out as a dick  (news.yahoo.com) (871)

Thu January 14, 2010
(The Atlantic) Fail In attacking President Obama in defense of conservatism and the religious right, Glenn Beck quoted Thomas Jefferson: "question with boldness". The full Jefferson quote? "Question with boldness even the existence of a God."  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (235)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Limbaugh: "We've already donated to Haiti. It's called US income tax."  (huffingtonpost.com) (733)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Crooks & Liars) Sick Rush Limbaugh attacks Obama for talking about Haiti too soon. Because what's a natural disaster that takes a hundred thousand lives, if not a great opportunity to get a partisan attack in?  (crooksandliars.com) (605)
(American Spectator) Obvious Yep, it's who you know: Democrats reward labor unions for their political support by exempting them from the proposed surtax on high-priced "Cadillac" health care plans  (spectator.org) (384)
(CNN) Sad Over 100,000 killed in Haiti earthquake according to Haitian Prime Minister  (cnn.com) (560)
(ABC News) Interesting Have Republicans already won in Massachusetts? Democrats already lost? Are 4 chicken nuggets enough, 6 too many?  (blogs.abcnews.com) (246)
(Yahoo) Obvious President Obama plans on asking Congress for an even bigger war budget than President Bush. Suck it Nobel Committee  (news.yahoo.com) (256)

Tue January 12, 2010
(ABC News) PSA Obama administration abandons "jobs saved or created" metric, adopts new "hey we gave you money" metric  (blogs.abcnews.com) (58)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Notoriously loud, violent protest groups threaten to oust their party if health care bill passes. Fark: It's the unions, wanting the DNC out of business  (huffingtonpost.com) (138)

Sun January 10, 2010
(Rolling Stone) Obvious It turns out that Big Oil and Big Coal were behind the all the bullshiat data reported by conservative media to derail any climate control legislation. Wow - didn't see THAT coming  (rollingstone.com) (550)

Sat January 09, 2010
(CNN) Asinine Not News: Somebody makes a racist comment about Obama. News: It's a Senator. Fark: It was Democrat Harry Reid who talked about Obama's skin tone and "lack of negro dialect."  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (750)
(CBS News) Dumbass Pundit believes only way to bring about peace in the Middle East is by outside forceful intervention. Because that has worked so well before  (cbsnews.com) (42)

Fri January 08, 2010
(Huffington Post) Followup Robert Gibbs finally answers the most pressing question of the day: "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions people who hope to finally get some conclusion with 'Lost' are preempted by the president."  (huffingtonpost.com) (60)
(Mercury News) Unlikely Man plans to save President Obama from armed revolution by Mormon extremists, if they just let him out of jail  (mercurynews.com) (69)
(NYPost) Interesting That's a nice Congressional seat you got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it  (nypost.com) (73)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Mr. 9/11 gets amnesia: "We had no domestic attacks under Bush; we've had one under Obama"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (515)

Thu January 07, 2010
(CBS News) Obvious John McCain's reelection campaign basically boils down to "Obama is on my lawn, and I want him to get off."  (cbsnews.com) (78)
(Washington Post) Amusing Obama considering pushing State of the Union address back to February 2nd in hopes the Health Care Bill is passed by then. The problem? He's in danger of pissing off a very passionate, vocal demographic: "Lost" fans  (washingtonpost.com) (99)
(Fox News) Obvious Today's talk radio poutrage? President Obama commissions 1984 style billboard in Times Square. Book it. Done  (foxnews.com) (183)

Wed January 06, 2010
(CNN) Cool Obama finally realizes that the GOP may not be trying to help make the health care bill better, decides to freeze them out of the final bill negotiations  (cnn.com) (473)
(USA Today) Obvious In an announcement that has nothing whatsoever to do with three prominent Democrats "retiring", Obama wants to fast track a final health care bill  (content.usatoday.com) (254)

Tue January 05, 2010
(CNN) Florida Florida GOP chair has been teabagged  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (65)
(CNN) Obvious Kerry's request for swift boat to Iran denied  (edition.cnn.com) (64)
(CBS News) PSA President Obama announces that all airline passengers will be strapped to the wings of the plane to decrease security risks, feed gremlins  T-Shirt  (cbsnews.com) (42)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Yahoo) Obvious 1955: The military-industrial complex. 2020: The politician-celebrity complex  (news.yahoo.com) (24)
(NYPost) Spiffy If Republicans win the House in 2010, they can block Obama's proposals, forcing him to fall back on his personality. Which the voters like. The result? Obama wins in 2012. D'oh  (nypost.com) (157)
(Hot Air) Obvious As Obama's descending approval rating sets new records, Democrats whine about the pollster  (hotair.com) (214)

Sun January 03, 2010
(Guardian.com) Asinine Feds claim they couldn't have known that a Nigerian on the watch list with no passport and no luggage who bought his one-way ticket with cash and whose father warned us, was a terrorist; continue to search white kids named "Sean"  (guardian.co.uk) (199)

Sat January 02, 2010
(The New York Times) Followup Obama administration's $75 billion program to protect homeowners from foreclosure has done more harm than good, says noted Conservative rag  (nytimes.com) (48)

Fri January 01, 2010
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Thanks for coming on CNN to talk about terrorism, Senator. By the way, did you get this guy a job because you were banging his wife?  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (90)

Thu December 31, 2009
(The New York Times) Scary Democrats move to change Presidential election rules. How conveeeenient  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (144)
(Daily Kos) Cool Rachel Maddow tears into Dick  (dailykos.com) (450)
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass Karl Rove has some harsh advice for President Obama's 2010  (online.wsj.com) (139)
(All This Is That/Pablo Fanque) Obvious Barack Obama is the man with the broom, cleaning up what the elephant left behind  (jackbrummet.blogspot.com) (347)

Wed December 30, 2009
(Politico) Followup Obama's probe of the 12/25 terrorist attack penetrates deep into the intelligence community; leaves CIA sore  (politico.com) (57)
(ABC News) Followup Administration officials say new executive order doesn't allow INTERPOL to do any more than they were allowed to do once Reagan recognized them as a public international organization EVERYBODY PAN- oh, wait; never mind  (blogs.abcnews.com) (61)
(Telegraph) Interesting Top ten reasons why Barack Obama gets an 'F' for protecting Americans  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (191)
(Salon) Obvious Bush takes a week to talk about the Shoe Bomber, then tries him in court = strong on national security. Obama taking three days to talk about the Underwear Bomber, then plans to try him in court = OUTRAGE  (salon.com) (176)
(federal times) Interesting Obama directs agencies to classify less, reveal more. GOP shuffles through talking points, looks for the file marked "Obama Administration TOO transparent'  (federaltimes.com) (207)

Mon December 28, 2009
(Contact Music) Dumbass Ted Nugent is really taking this "crazy rock star artist" thing too far. We get it. You're insane  (contactmusic.com) (109)
(Daily Kos) Unlikely Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC): "When I said if we could stop Obama on health care, it will break him, I didn't mean I wanted to break Obama"  (dailykos.com) (153)
(Crooks & Liars) Asinine History Revision 101: Bush "inherited" the 9-11 attacks  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (328)

Sun December 27, 2009
(Huffington Post) Ironic Unlike Bush, who abrogated his responsibilities every time he felt like mowing the yard in Crawford, Obama is "actively monitoring" yesterday's terrorist attack. By phone. From Hawaii. Thank God he's on the ball  (huffingtonpost.com) (552)

Fri December 25, 2009
(NewsBusters) Asinine "Imagine the outrage if any Republican President went on vacation during a recession and spent $4,000 a night on accommodations." Hey, at least Dubya's 77 visits to Crawford were rent-free, right?  (newsbusters.org) (167)

Thu December 24, 2009
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Teabaggers organizing national strike to "financially cripple companies that are funding socialism."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (262)

Wed December 23, 2009
(Salon) Asinine President Obama today: "I didn't campaign on the public option." Candidate Obama then: My plan "[o]ffers a public health insurance option"  (salon.com) (287)
(Canoe) Dumbass Secret Service thwarts cat-fight; blocks crazy but hittable blond ditz on First Lady Michelle Obama action  (cnews.canoe.ca) (102)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Washington Post) Hero Freshman Dem congressman from VA: "My ultimate goal is not to get reelected. It's to know that I did the best damn job I could representing the people of the 5th District and making a difference."  (washingtonpost.com) (107)
(Washington Examiner) Obvious I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but bear with me here: NeoCons want Obama to invade Iran  (washingtonexaminer.com) (97)
(ABC News) Amusing Obama: Can't we just cut and paste our 2009 agenda for 2010?  (blogs.abcnews.com) (89)
(Townhall) Obvious Obama sarcastically belittles America's Judeo-Christian heritage with trite remarks typical of any atheistic antagonist: "...to base our policymaking on such commitments (as moral absolutes) would be a dangerous thing."  (townhall.com) (398)
(Science Magazine) Cool President Obama will ask Congress to give NASA an additional $1 Billion next year for its manned spaceflight program  (blogs.sciencemag.org) (158)

Mon December 21, 2009
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Traitorous Democrats delay troop funding... wait, we're getting a correction. Patriotic Republicans delay troop funding bill  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (240)

Fri December 18, 2009
(CNSNews) Followup Remember when Obama ordered "IHS" covered up at his Georgetown speech? Since then he's had no problem pimpin' in front of backdrops all around the world  (cnsnews.com) (164)

Thu December 17, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Scary Obama warns that if Congress doesn't pass Obamacare, the nation's going to go bankrupt. What he didn't mention is that if we don't reduce the deficit and cut spending it's going to go bankrupt regardless  (online.wsj.com) (215)
(Politico) Obvious To: Foreigners. From: The U.S. Senate. RE: Your demand that we give you $100 Billion for green energy. No  (politico.com) (358)
(The Raw Story) Obvious White House slams Howard Dean, says "no rational person" would oppose the current healthcare bill, obviously haven't been paying attention to Howard Dean  (rawstory.com) (459)
(CNSNews) Stupid A private Canadian company says it will plant 1,176 trees to offset the carbon emitted by Air Force One when it carries President Barack Obama to Copenhagen for the international climate conference  (cnsnews.com) (240)
(Washington Post) Interesting "Liberals are turning against President Obama with an energy that until now has been reserved for Fox News viewers..."  (washingtonpost.com) (318)
(Some Guy) Obvious "We lost real health care reform not because we don't have a 'real' filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. We lost health care reform because we don't have a real leader anywhere in our party."  (americablog.com) (305)
(Fox News) Asinine By signing the Copenhagen Climate treaty, President Obama would be a violating the US Constitution  (foxnews.com) (261)

Wed December 16, 2009
(Fox News) Asinine GOP: Dems are playing politics by waiting to release TARP money until an election year. Dems: "We didn't create the recession, the Republicans did that" Nope, no politics here  (liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com) (71)

Tue December 15, 2009
(AP) Hero President Obama LOVES the caulk  (hosted.ap.org) (192)
(NYPost) Obvious Fat Cat Wall Street plutocrats know exactly which side their bread is buttered on...which is why they gave so much money to Obama  (nypost.com) (199)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Daily Kos calmly explains why Joe Lieberman is wrong on ObamaCare. Ha, just kidding. "F**K You, Senator Lieberman"  (dailykos.com) (309)

Mon December 14, 2009
(The Hill) Spiffy Bill introduced in Congress that would rescind the automatic Congressional pay raise slated for 2011  (thehill.com) (73)
(Yahoo) Asinine President Barack Obama gave himself "a good solid B-plus" grade for his first year in office, good thing his score on the U.S. Constitution Exam won't affect his GPA  (news.yahoo.com) (624)

Sun December 13, 2009
(Huffington Post) Weird News: President Obama wishes everyone a happy Hanukkah. Fark: Immediately, the Birthers claim he was born in Israel. Total Fark: This is not from the Onion  (huffingtonpost.com) (134)

Sat December 12, 2009
(The Hill) Amusing Dear Congressman, your office is too inconveniently located for us to protest at. Please move it to a better location so we can more easily call you a Marxist. Sincerely yours, teabaggers  (thehill.com) (74)

Fri December 11, 2009
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious The sworn duty of American political leaders, regardless of party, is to grovel to conservatives and punch hippies  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (60)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Daily Kos) Silly Sarah Palin: Obama plagiarized my book for his Nobel speech  (dailykos.com) (149)
(Crooks & Liars) Hero Sarah Palin thinks we should raise taxes to 92% on the top tax bracket to pay for middle east conflicts  (crooksandliars.com) (268)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Bill O'Reilly: "'We triple-check everything' that goes on my show."  (thinkprogress.org) (218)
(Fox News) Interesting Dalai Lama believes that Obama's Nobel Prize is "a little early," declares that he would have selected Axl Rose for finally bringing about Chinese Democracy  (foxnews.com) (258)
(Examiner) Video Some college kid straight-up asks Obama if he's going to legalize weed. It'd be a great moment, except then he pulls the classic "Invalidate your own argument by including a shout-out to whores" maneuver  (examiner.com) (34)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Washington Post) Stupid You may not have received a raise this year because of the recession, but the IRS employee who will be denying your claim that your cat is a dependent sure got one  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (79)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Daily Kos) Obvious Fox News edits $198 billion in savings out of the $200 billion TARP savings  (dailykos.com) (164)
(ABC News) PSA President Obama settles lawsuit with American Indians, resulting in $1.4 billion dollar payout. In other news, plans for the new Hopenchange Casino moving forward  (abcnews.go.com) (103)
(LA Times) Fail The stimulus bill created jobs. And it only cost taxpayers $246,436 per job to do so  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (171)

Mon December 07, 2009
(The Atlantic) Unlikely Best-laid plans: By 2012, Obama expects the bailouts to be over, America out of two wars, the deficit on the decline, and himself in the White House for another four years of awesomeness  (politics.theatlantic.com) (143)
(The New York Times) Interesting EPA to issue an endangerment finding on Greenhouse Gases, allowing their regulation by the Federal Government under the Clean Air Act  (greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com) (456)
(CNN) Dumbass Romney claims no Republican has criticized Obama's Afghanistan decision...until seconds later, when Romney criticizes every aspect of it  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (86)

Sat December 05, 2009
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting Contrary to what the fearmongering Obamabots would have you believe, the president hasn't received more threats than his predecessors  (weeklystandard.com) (85)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Sarah Palin goes full retard, becomes a birther. No, this is not a repeat from April 18, 2008  (huffingtonpost.com) (196)
(CNN) Obvious Not even CNN could keep Obama's approval rating above 50% in their poll any longer  (cnn.com) (124)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Lou Dobbs: "Who the hell does the President think he is?" Ummm.... the President?  (huffingtonpost.com) (81)

Thu December 03, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting "There weren't a lot of surprises in President Obama's Afghanistan speech last night, but here's one: The president quietly repudiated the myth that Iraq has nothing to do with al Qaeda."  (online.wsj.com) (230)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Obama demands that F22 Raptor be removed and replaced with the ancient F15 as the backdrop. The event was honoring the pilots and crews of the F22  (thecable.foreignpolicy.com) (547)
(CNN) Interesting Obama meeting with business leaders and economists today for a "jobs summit." At least there will be jobs created for the people who cook and distribute catered lunches  (money.cnn.com) (87)

Wed December 02, 2009
(Newsweek) Interesting Rick Warren won't condemn Ugandan legislation to make homosexuality punishable by death. Maybe it's above his paygrade  (blog.newsweek.com) (171)
(Politico) Interesting In the aftermath of his speech at West Point, President Obama is facing a new reality  (politico.com) (364)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious "Has there ever been a bigger dick in the history of dicks than Karl Rove?"  (crooksandliars.com) (261)

Tue December 01, 2009
(MSNBC) Followup Attention-whoring party crashers say they weren't crashing the party and they are upset by all the media attention. On Matt Lauer  (msnbc.msn.com) (136)
(Boston Globe) Interesting How could Obama tap such a skilled foreign policy team and end up with nothing to show for it?  (boston.com) (81)
(Politico) Dumbass Former Sith Lord Dick Cheney claims President Obama is projecting "weakness" to adversaries. Also claims he did nothing wrong in Iraq, Afghanistan, Naboo  (politico.com) (143)
(My Fox DC) Dumbass If you're going to piss off the President of the United States by crashing his first State Dinner you might as well get in some practice before hand by crashing the Congressional Black Caucus Awards Dinner  (myfoxdc.com) (70)
(Think Progress) Silly Washington Times catches heat for running "birther" ad featuring three wise monkeys. Cue "That's Racist" kid  (thinkprogress.org) (375)
(Mediabistro) PSA President Obama's address on Tuesday is pre-emptying "A Charlie Brown Christmas." This is bad news... for wah-wah-wah wah-wah  (mediabistro.com) (149)

Mon November 30, 2009
(CNN) Cool Michael Moore writes open letter to Obama in regards to Afghanistan. Not surpisingly, the letter is stained with nacho cheese, bacon grease, ketchup, cheetos, mustard, and what we hope and pray is either ranch dressing or mayonnaise  (edition.cnn.com) (347)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Burglar patiently explains to residents' children that "Obama let him in" while taking a shower  (nwfdailynews.com) (97)

Sun November 29, 2009
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious People are tired of bailouts, big spending, unchecked corruption, and being told their values are politically incorrect. "Even with the best of intentions, government almost always does more harm than good."  (realclearpolitics.com) (340)

Sat November 28, 2009
(Fox News) Followup Obama recovers from gruelling time off over Thanksgiving by taking time off to attend weekend basketball games. Hey, remember when lefties used to get outraged when it was Bush doing this?  (foxnews.com) (116)
(CBC) Asinine U.S. journalist grilled at Canada border crossing because officials demanded to know what she would say publicly about 2010 Olympics. Mmmmm......grilled journalist  (cbc.ca) (93)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Obama's accept delivery of 2009 Christmas tree. The tree came from West Virginia, so there is at least one thing born and raised in America currently in the White House  T-Shirt  (blogs.suntimes.com) (124)

Fri November 27, 2009
(Huffington Post) Hero Netanyahu's stubbornness lead US to openly call for Israel's return to 1967 borders  (huffingtonpost.com) (185)

Thu November 26, 2009
(Washington Post) Stupid "It's now official: So in vogue are attacks on President Obama that even his proclamation calling the nation to a day of Thanksgiving has become the focus of criticism"  (washingtonpost.com) (276)
(The Weekly Standard) Obvious Remember how Obama promised no one making less than $250k would see a dime of tax increases? Well, that promise may get broken to fund Afghanistan. If only they'd known about that war during the campaign  (weeklystandard.com) (269)

Wed November 25, 2009
(CBS News) Obvious John Bolton has a glorious mustache. Your argument about Iran is invalid, and was so all along  (cbsnews.com) (122)
(Media Matters) Fail Dana Perino, former Press Secretary for George W. Bush: "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term" (Video)  (mediamatters.org) (390)
(Charlotte Obs) Unlikely Billy Graham thinks God was using Sarah Palin "to wake America up," presumably to witness John McCain's godawful decision making skills  (charlotteobserver.com) (92)

Tue November 24, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Asinine Mr. Obama has already played 25 rounds of golf, a sport he picked up about a decade ago when he was an Illinois state senator. That's more golf than former President George W. Bush played in two terms  (online.wsj.com) (291)
(Breitbart.com) Unlikely President Obama plans to "finish the job" in Afghanistan, adding that he's not sure what the "job" is, but that the public will support it as soon as there is a "clear rationale for what we're doing there."  (breitbart.com) (192)
(Some Guy) Caption Caption President Obama and his staff overlooking a computer  (topcultured.com) (235)

Mon November 23, 2009
(Discover) Cool Obama unleashes massive scheme to turn children into nerds. D10 manufacturers rejoice  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (92)
(Yahoo) Asinine China angrily warns the US that publicly talking about China's attempts to steal US military and industrial secrets could harm US-China relations  (news.yahoo.com) (125)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Crooks & Liars) Amusing Bill O'Reilly calls out Sarah Palin for questioning President Obama and Vice President Biden for lack of experience....wait, what?  (crooksandliars.com) (298)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting The coming deficit disaster: why President Obama hates you personally and wants to destroy America  (online.wsj.com) (256)
(Byron York) Stupid "Why was it so hard for Dems even to start health care debate?" Could just as well ask why was it so easy for the GOP to get 40 votes that would deny even debating the bill  (washingtonexaminer.com) (244)
(Daily Kos) Unlikely God is punishing Notre Dame football because Obama spoke at the college. Why God is punishing the rest of us with Notre Dame football, we may never know  (dailykos.com) (112)

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