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Sun May 28, 2017
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Memorial Day weekend edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher details his first solo song off his first solo album--long presumed to be vaporware--then announces a benefit for victims of the Manchester terror attack
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(Short List)
 
 
 
If you could hang out for a day with any author -- past or present -- who would it be? Yep, we're getting all "timey-wimey" this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Looking up the value of a house on Zillow? Prepare for some fuzzy math. Some VERY fuzzy math
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's Alzheimer's must be of the contagious variety as Kushner's lawyer are claiming Jar-Jar Trump "has no recollection" of the four previously undisclosed meetings he had with the Russian ambassador to set up a secret communications channel
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Boeing satellite engineer and wannabe spy sells out his country to impress fake internet girlfriend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President tells soldiers they can rape up to three women. No it wasn't Trump, but it was one of the few world leaders he has praised
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boehner pops up to call Trump presidency a "complete disaster"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
As you prepare to cook out this holiday weekend there's a reason why the food will smell so good, and you can thank French scientist Louis Maillard for explaining why. Here comes the science
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
"Hand over those pre-paid credit cards, or you get caulk"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Under Trumpcare, having a high fever once again can be considered a pre-existing condition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fmr. Speaker of the House Boehner says that GOP tax reform is just a bunch of happy talk thanks to a President that seems to be learning on the job how to be President
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "law & order" president is not being brought down by the "liberal media;" it's actually the law doing their jobs that's sending him into a tizzy over Russia
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
As European leaders press Trump on climate change and environmental issues, Chatty Donnie keeps barking "Terror Terror" Oh and don't read TFA's comments. Seriously. Don't read the comments. Please don't read the comments. Read the comments
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Eduardo Rodriguez and the Red Sox really get into some pregame soccer at Fenway. The Green Monster doubles as a goal, apparently
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Trump failing to track foreign cash at his hotels from foreign governments despite campaign promise. Some businessman this guy is
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radical radio host Josh Bernstein, a Christian who claims his religion is peaceful, called for the eradication of Muslims "pretty much from everywhere" because of the Manchester attack
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE agents, apparently not content with merely deporting immigrants, now taunt them at their place of employment by eating the food they prepare, then arresting them before leaving the restaurant
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
When asked if she supports tax havens for the wealthy, Republican Representative in Minnesota answers: "There is actual joy to be found in Jesus Christ, Jesus loves you all." She then voted against closing tax loopholes, in Jesus' name, amen
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump upstages Obama on his first trip abroad, does what Obama was reluctant to do: He's picking sides
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sorry Frankenites, it's not going to happen. Al Franken rules out 2020 presidential challenge to Trump
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
On literal eve of election, Montana newspaper that had previously endorsed Republican Congressional candidate and amateur wrestler Greg Gianforte explicitly un-endorses said Greg Gianforte
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Obama is imprisoned, will President Trump pardon him?
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Wed May 24, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for chemical endangerment of child after her newborn baby tested positive for THC. Prenatal tobacco, alcohol use still OK
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Impressive display of emergency braking at 150 mph on the German Autobahn
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've been following President Trump on Twitter you might have noticed he's the 'Nostradamus' of the 21st century
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A picture is worth a thousand words ... or the impeachment of a president
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may be an arrogant inexperienced blowhard bent on profiting from the presidency, but at least he "united the entire Muslim world" according to his administration
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood says Americans "have lost our sense of humor"... despite who we've elected president
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Frontline presents: Bannon's War
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Transcript of Trump's call with Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte where they blithely discuss his murder of drug addicts and Trump nuking Korea will probably keep you up at night
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
NewsFlash
 
ISIS-linked fighters have taken over a city in the Philippines. President Duterte declares martial law
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you're complaining about Jinder Mahal as WWE Champion, don't ever cry about the product being stale, unoriginal or predictable"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ethics Office responds to White House's attempt to block disclosure of ethics waivers with a scathing letter that cites a Republican senator who backed their legal authority to request that waivers be made public under the previous administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are Democrats preparing for a wave election? (No)
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(Patribotics)
 
 
 
*snorts line of salt* "Misha" Flynn is talking to the FBI, is responsible for the rise of Nazis in European elections, committed treason in Manchester, England, and interpreted Trump's "Stay Strong" text as a threat
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Popularity of liberalism is surging. If only there were a political party that could represent these views
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Flynn be brought up? Will Republicans demand to know why the president keeps leaking...uh, I mean those damn leakers. What were we talking about? THIS is your former CIA Director Brennan testimony on Russiagate (10am start)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Among thu manny benefitshes of dranking alcohlol, you can shcratch off preffentinge heart disheashe. Memry lossh ish shtill gaad thaaaa
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Among the many benefits of drinking alcohol, you can scratch off preventing heart disease. Memory loss is still good though
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seattle is going to act all cool and pretend like having the world's first floating light rail line is no big deal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian president says he's waiting for the Trump administration "...to become stable intellectually". Sit down, Hassan, it's going to be a while
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'I want to stomach you for the rest of my life' like presenting her with an engagement ring hidden in your abdominal wound
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Supreme Court trolls patent trolls
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Super-PACS have become the landing spot for every sleazoid, grifter, flim-flammer, and mental defective attached to the Trump bandwagon that isn't presentable enough for government work. So naturally Tomi Lahren just joined one
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(Electronic Beats)
 
 
 
Custom guitar maker creates The Apprehension Engine, known as the worlds scariest instrument. Please everyone, keep it away form Ed Sheeran
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to North Carolina: Those districts you drew up based on race? No. You were wrong. You can't have those
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam." There is one tag alone that can do this story justice
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right-wing Christians have some insane theories about why the Trump presidency is imploding. Really could have stopped typing after theories
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We want to give the impression of every aspect of dinosaur life," said the exhibit creator explaining why the robotic dinosaurs fart, pee and .... hey, anybody see Johnny? He was standing right where that big red spot on the floor is
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's time we take the cute gloves off concerning White House pets and rank them for how cool or weird they really were. Subby's going to bow to Satan, President John Adams' mixed-breed dog
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. dog owners turn to spiked vests to prevent pets from becoming coyote kibble
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Two days overseas and Trump is already exhausted. Some president he is
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Cher, who is 71 years old, is awarded the ICON Award at the Billboard Music Awards and shows up dressed like she's 31 years old because she's had enough plastic surgery to preserve her for 701 years
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Sun May 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ad campaign pleads to people of Spain, France, Greece, Italy, Thailand to help protect pasty Danes. "Tens of thousand of Danes travel from the cold dark north to your beautiful beaches ... [where] ... they abandon all precaution and roast in the sun"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
North Korea successfully tests yet another ballistic missile that went higher and for a longer time than any other missile previously tested. It's just a matter of time before the crazy one gives up his war with the sea and aims for land
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Got wood paneling? Sorry; you're a racist oppressor
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Should we wish for a President Pence? Pro: He would at least be competent. Con: He would be the most conservative president of modern times - easily more conservative than Trump, more even than Ronald Reagan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Rock has entered the 2020 Presidential race, still refuses to say which party
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump is suddenly the most isolated president in history
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
....because there is nothing like huffing compressed air in a Staples bathroom
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With yuuuge defense sales and closer ties to the Saudi government, Trump seeks to become the first Muslim president. Well, okay, the first Wahhabi Muslim president
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
There are three ways to be President: The right way, the wrong way, and the Donald Trump way. "Isn't the Donald Trump way just the wrong way?" It is, but faster
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Miners in Alberta, Canada find a fully preserved fossil of a 110 million-year-old type of plant-eating armored dinosaur. The best specimen of its kind ever found
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Mayor under fire for joke about turning machine guns on press and making them "cry like little girls"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Hideo Itami make Bobby Roode Go To Sleep? Can Ruby Riot or Nikki Cross finally dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Pete Dunne end Tyler Bate's UK Championship reign? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Chicago, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Will Always Dreaming continue the dream of a Triple Crown? Or will another horse shock bettors everywhere and take it? What is your favorite horse name that is in the race? It is the 142nd Preakness Stakes, post time is at 6:45 pm ET
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ringer the cat, presumed dead after his home burned down, is found alive beneath the debris two months later by his canine buddy, Chloe. Just another example of why all animals are welcome on Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh, guys... we now have a second aircraft carrier near North Korea and a desperate, raging president in command. Just sayin'
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Like his Presidency, Trump's approval rating for the past few days has literally flatlined
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Global Seed Vault, designed to preserve humanity's crops from global warming devastation, was flooded due to global warming
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Early reviews of Wonder Woman movie say it's the best movie DC has yet made. Admittedly, that's a pretty low bar to cross over, but hey, positive reviews are still positive reviews amirite?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedge Fund billionaire Bill Ackman thinks he knows how Trump can save his presidency: Spend massive amounts of money on "Private sector led" infrastructure investment, because who isn't thrilled to death when a new toll road is built near them?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will have just ten minutes to react if North Korea fires a nuclear missile. Or 9 minutes and 57 seconds left to have a sandwich after pressing the button
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worldwide effort now underway to prevent a Trumper Tantrum over the next nine days as the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos takes his first presidential trip abroad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrat leaders: "No one ought to rush to embrace the most extraordinary remedy that involves the removal of the president form office." In other words, we need to ride this horse to the midterms
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tanzanian woman pretended to be a man to work as miner. Right up until she was accused of rape
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President defiant, won't resign despite investigation into allegations he condoned bribery of a potential witness in a major corruption probe. Different country this time. *whew*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Imagine if your entire party's agenda was at risk because the president you blindly support for fear of losing power or becoming victim to his bouts of mental illness and willingly ignore his treason
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Genetic testing will result in everyone having a pre-existing condition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump presidency is the Flight 93 of all presidencies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former CIA counterterrorism expert says whiny 'Sissy-in-chief' represents no one but himself
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren cuts discounts, beats estimates, looks pretty good
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
State reprimands doctor for prescribing medicine to sick patient because marijuana
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
New study says teen "angst" can be an early sign of teen depression. Or it could just be a sign that they are a teenager
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans get the silent treatment from President Trump leaving them no way to defend him amid his growing crisis, many seem relieved
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Netflix dug up Jim Henson to make a prequel to The Dark Crystal
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The only reason Michael Flynn was not the vice president or secretary of state is that he bombed on television and Trump thought less of him for it. Let that sink in
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump announce his resignation? Will he throw Pence under the bus? Will he tell Santos that he's "no Arnold Vinick"? THIS is your Trump/Santos joint press conference (3:45 start time)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Premier League Darts playoffs are here, featuring legendary final four of MVG, Ando, Taylor, and Wright playing semifinals and final at London's O2 Arena. Coverage starts at 7PM British time on Sky Sports 3, 2PM Eastern Time on ESPN3
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the old advice of having 6 months salary saved for an unexpected expense? Well, half of America is not even prepared for a $100 emergency
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Israel: Marine One is too heavy to land on top of the ancient Masada fortress. Previous Presidents: OK, I'll take the cable car then. Trump: F that, I'm canceling my trip
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We need to pivot the news cycle, Mr. President." "Renegotiate NAFTA?" "That probably won't wo--" "RENEGOTIATE NAFTA"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Financial analyst who predicted Dow 20,000 say the stock market would see an immediate 1,000-point jump if Trump announced his resignation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon executives look around their virtual store, ask "What else do people want?" and decide it's prescription drugs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservatives whisper "President Pence", Republicans and Democrats whisper back "hahaha, oh wait, you're serious? hahahahahahahahahaha"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What's the wifi here?" "CLASSIESTWIFI, password 'titties69'". Presto, state secrets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A surfer not pretty enough for sponsors. I didn't know studman sponsored surfers (tag for sponsors)
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, and some of his Cabinet goes with him, who would you like to see end up in the Oval Office? Subby's hope is for President Mad Dog Mattis
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
6 million with pre-existing conditions could get stuck with special Freedom Premium pricing if the new GOP health care plan go through
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Ex-Mossad head: US president is like a 'bull in a china shop... If tomorrow I were asked to pass information to the CIA, I would do everything I could to not pass it to them'
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Wed May 17, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Experts say the Turkish president's guards may have really farked up by stomping on protesters in Washington, D.C
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Forget about Impeachment, Donald Trump will likely be President until 2024 thanks to the cognitive and behavioral sciences phenomenon called the "default effect"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump extends the Iran deal. The thing he previously referred to as the very bad worst horrible bad deal ever times infinity
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently President Macron had a binder full of women
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a "clear and present danger." Hey, I remember that book; we need a Jack Ryan to take him down. Willem Dafoe can help too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "No politician in history... has been treated worse" Pres. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, and Kennedy beg to differ
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
CIA is world's most dangerously incompetent spy agency. So if President Trump did say anything it was likely inaccurate information which inadvertently helped America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Putin offers to give transcripts of President Trump committing treason to the United States Congress. Da, comrade
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Lumpy Presents: The Destroy Trump Alliance. 1: The Destroy Trump Propaganda Media. 2: Sore Loser Democrats. 3: The Deep State. 4: Establishment Republicans. 5: The Never Trumpers. He could have just said "sane people" and saved everyone 15 minutes
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The Supreme Court declared 'WE ARE GOD' with the Obergefell decision," claims a confused Mike Huckabee
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Legislature passes bill allowing parents to prevent schools from teaching their babies science
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Senator Jon Cornyn also announces that he prefers the job stability of not being Trump's man at the FBI
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eleven presidents smoked the reefer. High office indeed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsene Wenger accuses some Premier League clubs of checking out and rolling over for Manchester City and Liverpool, denying his Arsenal men a chance for Champions League. "The league has changed mentally. Morally, it has changed a lot"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most important part of a successful shoplifting spree is the clean getaway. This involves a certain level of grace and agility
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Russian Foreign Ministry advised Americans on Tuesday to avoid reading U.S. newspapers following a report that Trump had disclosed intelligence information to Russian officials. Sorry, the only joke is, he's actually the president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post publishes editorial from exiled cleric Fethullah Gulen on the day Turkish President Erdogan meets with President Trump. Coincidence?
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Artist projects "PAY TRUMP BRIBES HERE" on president's DC hotel
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has destroyed the credibility of the Presidency. So says unhinged liberal publication, Reason
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(Independent)
 
 
 
East End residents assess influx of hipster bars and gastropubs, prefer the now-closed strip club. Stripper: "It feels like Shoreditch is finished. You can have a craft lager and an artisanal sandwich and that's it"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
You can almost taste the blood in new teaser for Season 2 of 'Preacher'
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
How to prevent a bear from messing with your trash
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that you can be arrested for burping
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New PPP poll: For the first time, more Americans want Trump impeached than not, 49% wish Hillary was president, 55% wish Obama was still President and 41% of Trump voters believe he could have stopped the Civil War
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel leak his resignation to the press? Will McMasters Amurica everything? Will the smokebomb happen in the first 5 minutes? Seriously, i never asked for this, April. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when the most scandalous thing a President did was wear a tan suit? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1929, the first statue of limitations is presented
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: "The President of the United States is either knowingly handing over highly classified intelligence to a foreign adversary or he isn't smart enough to know what constitutes classified information"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes takes a break from whining about being an oppressed white Christian male to voice his grave concerns about fat-shaming women
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Silly Americans, we learn nothing new from your President Trump. Your twisted panties bind you
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides bankruptcy and statute of limitations laws no longer matter
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Lich queen and presidential fellator Baba Yaga said if Trump "doesn't keep his promises I'm out." Holy hell, we're through the looking glass here, people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lowe's reveals details on previously secret business co-venture with Stark Industries
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Mother's Day statement, Trump makes plea for more "quality prenatal, maternal, and newborn care," in addition to ensuring paid family leave for both mothers and fathers. Afterwards, he laughed heartily, momentarily choking on his own vileness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed by the critics of the Instagram video of her dancing in a thong (Article is SFW but there is a link to the Instagram page that is Not safe for work but you already clicked the link, didn't you)
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Privatization Prophets - For years, millionaires and religious zealots have teamed up to preach "school choice" in an effort to dismantle public education"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Tired of all the President Trump headlines? Here's the best looking cause of liberal hysteria you'll see this year
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(Vox)
 
 
 
President Trump outright stated on national TV he fired James Comey to stop the Russia investigation. Two-thirds of Republican voters refuse to believe him
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel announce he's getting the FBI Director job? Will he "no comment" another question about the president's secret tapes? Will the press smell blood in the water? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to accept North Carolina's ID in voting rights case
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'm not sure how this president makes decisions," says Republican Senator Ben Sasse
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Preibus demands White House aides stop leaving print-outs of internet hoaxes on the President's desk, as Trump believes literally anything he reads. Bonus: unironic use of the phrase "fake but accurate"
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump releases list of candidates for the next FBI director. Apparently the three prerequisites he's looking for is the ability to see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil
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(National Review)
 
 
 
George Will: Today's left would have called Elvis's music 'Cultural Appropriation'... hmmm, I guess he still prefers the right's favorite term 'attractive and successful African-American' music
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clapper said there is a "curious pattern" of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's Day hockey thread, where we have Game 2 of the Predators and Ducks. Can Nashville go up 2-0 or does Anaheim have tricks up its sleeves to even the score? The puck drops at 7:30 pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
David Byrne turns 65 today, so here's the oddly prescient Nothing But Flowers
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(White House)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump Proclaims May 14, 2017, as Mother's Day. No, really
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liberal preppers are a thing now: "They're laughing at us, thinking that we're people with no guns, but there's an attitude with some of us who are like, 'biatch, bring it. Come see the snowflake'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells yet another easily disprovable lie about his past. This is not normal, don't pretend this is normal
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Close your eyes and click your heels together ..and imagine that Jeb Bush was president today
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump White House may outsource press briefing duties to producers of a cable news channel. Gee, I wonder which one?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders shows why he was America's best choice for President as he breaks down the intent of the Russia Investigation, the character of Donald Trump, and the need for an independently appointed Special Council
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 211 with two title fights. Stipe Miocic vs Junior Dos Santos at heavyweight, and Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Jessica Andrade at women's strawweight. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 more ET, FX prelims at 8 pm, PPV main card at 10 pm
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Accidental hero' finds kill switch to stop spread of ransomware cyber-attack
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
How bad is the Microsoft vulnerability that is spreading WannaCrypt? So bad that MS just released a patch for XP and 2003. Patch Motherfarkers. Patch
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Wood you look at that. Scientists branch out and discover the Earth has 9% more forest than previously opined, and they are stumped as to why
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yeah it's a compelling editorial asking how a party that once impeached a president for lying about sex could remain silent about possible treason but the important thing here is that they call Paul Ryan "The Irish Undertaker"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
France's new president is a Keeper of Secrets. Which complements Britain's Lord of Change, Russia's Blood Thirster, and America's Great Unclean One
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Fri May 12, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Look, I know it's the weekend and all, but the time has come for a special prosecutor. Possibly several. Do your part, call or write your Representative and tell them to call for a special prosecutor. (LGT House Directory) Find your Rep. Get involved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Mick Foley endorses The Rock for President. Hey guys. Idiocracy has already come true. No need
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel be back for one last press briefing? Will this be the end of Press Snekretary? What will the world do without snakes with angry eyebrows? I didn't ask for this, April. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:00 PM EDT start)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
ICE agents detained a deaf woman at Honolulu International Airport, denied her a sign language interpreter during questioning and then...wait for it...they handcuffed her behind her back
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld dolphin is pregnant despite being on birth control. I blame the sperm whales
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
President Trump is against voter fraud
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump says criticism from Stephen Colbert "only helps me." And by 'me,' he means Colbert's ratings
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
President Bannon turned to politics after Ducking out at the Cannes film festival
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
FBI agents change their Facebook profile pages to pictures of James Comey, a gesture usually reserved for slain comrades. Prepare for war
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Will James Harden flail his way to a Game 7? Does Manu Ginobili have any more magic left? How snarky will Pop's presser be? Game 6, Spurs at Rockets, 8 pm on ESPN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not Sean Spicer tells the Press that removing Comey will help bring the Russia/Trump investigation to a conclusion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When Trump hosted Sergey Lavrov in the Oval Office after firing the FBI director who was overseeing an investigation into Trump's collusion with the Russians, he was breaking with precedent at the specific request of Vladimir Putin"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the White House. Please help yourself to a complimentary handout of the President's electoral college win. Also, be sure to admire the giant framed version of it hanging on the wall"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She seems pretty cheerful for being accused of attempted murder (with mugshot goodness)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the Huckster tell everyone that everything is okay? Will she tell us all to "nut up" and forget about that Comey fellow? Does she make you long for Spiceweasel? THIS is your Spicew-er...Huckster press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Comey infuriated Trump because he refused to let him preview his Senate testimony. Trump considered this an act of insubordination by an employee. You know, kinda like how our employee refuses to show us his tax returns
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"I hear people calling their congressman an idiot, I wonder, really wonder, how any one of you would perform in Congress." With crazy-eyes pic of NJ Representative as he lies to his constituents
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Health insurer Aetna resorts to the pull-out method, presumably since their plans don't cover the pill
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(Time)
 
 
 
President Trump spends 100 minutes chatting with TIME reporters over a four-course meal, some of it even on the record. Let's see how it goes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Church bans yoga from premises because it's non-Christian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's probably time we honestly ask ourselves if we're truly prepared to survive a national emergency
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Chris Christie might be named the new FBI director because of his unflinching loyalty to President Trump. He might not be named the new FBI director because of his unflinching loyalty to President Trump
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Late night talk shows react to Comey's termination; "He was fired for making Trump president"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Burr threatens to subpoena presidential aides who fail to turn over the documents his Intelligence Committee requested by the end of this week. The President's aides vow they'll see him in Weehawken first
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Even Rep Dave Brat, the Tea-party candidate who ousted Eric Cantor in a primary and represents one of the reddest districts in the reddest part of VA can't hold a town hall meeting without being booed by nearly everyone there
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Sen Angus King (I-MEan) apparently has a Beef with President Trump's firing of Director Comey, suggests Congress offer Comey a new job: head of an independent task force investigating Trump's Russia connections
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bono, frontman to the greatest band in the universe, is 58 today. Here is the oddly prescient Bullet the Blue Sky featuring the band's live performance from Rattle & Hum
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why, on today of all days, was Assistant Press Snekretary Sara "I TOTALLY Got this job on my own merits" Huckbee-Sanders pinch-hitting behind the Podium at the press briefing? Apparently last night's firing broke the Spicy and he had a "meltdown"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Rock says he's considering a run for President. Says he will bring the whuppin, and that all his political opponents should bring the ass
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel bring out Demonic Keebler Elf to explain the Comey firing? Will he outright cancel today because yesterday was such a shambles? Will the press bite back hard? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI agents in tears as news of Comey's firing spread"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wait... I get to smuggle puppies AND I get a speedboat? Why was this never presented as a career option in high school?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Present-day Goldilocks found sleeping in a bed after breaking into house. No word if she ate porridge and was found by three bears. Also, alcohol was involved
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's most pressing concern after learning Comey got fired by President Trump? "We need a fair and timely confirmation process to fill the FBI director's position"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Sam the lost 17ft python has found his way home, presumably with fewer dog and cat companions than his incredible journey started with
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study reveals one-third of FDA-approved drugs have unidentified safety risks. Upon hearing this news, President Trump abolished the FDA because they clearly can't screen drugs properly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
President Trump tries to have every old press release deleted from the internet. In related news, Barbra Streisand appointed as new head of the President's online PR department
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
For the first time, You Can Track Every Dollar The Government Spends. Prepare thy anus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Clapper, on whether he ever found a situation where Trump business interests in Russia gave him concern: "Not in the course of the preparation of the intelligence community's assessment". Which is a somewhat different answer than "No"
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Somebody had better get a handle on Lord Trump, because he's on the path to outspend former President Obama's entire eight years in office, within just his first year. So says left-wing publication Red State
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Graham to CNN: Well, I do declare that it would be mighty fine if I knew what business deals, this here President, has with 'em Russians, you hear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you, CNN, for another hard hitting story on former presidential dress code
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey, Mitt. I need your help. Do you still have those binders full of women? I need some. Also, how did you manage to fit actual, full-size women into binders? If you could do that, surely you would been a great president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to live over the age of 70? Don't live in 3 counties in South Dakota and one in North Dakota. Also, you can live the longest in Colorado, presumably on Maui Wowie and Cheetos
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran will finally be knocked out of the #1 spot on the UK charts by whatever Kasabian is
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Antonio Sabato Jr. to run for congress as Republican. Most notable achievements so far are supporting Trump and calling Obama a Muslim which is pretty much all you need to be a Republican front-runner
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(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Due to metal detectors to prevent cheating, students in India taking undergrad entrance exams must do so without wearing bras
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel deny ever having lied? Will today be canceled because of some rift in the space-time continuum? Can someone tell Spiceweasel just what the hell is going on? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread. (1:30 start time)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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(Ricochet)
 
 
 
Obama to continue architectural tradition of butt-ugly presidential libraries. His will look like a legless AT-AT
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
18 years without parole for 18 grams of pot is too much, chief justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court says. Her colleagues disagreed. Gary Howard gets out in the 2030s
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With a six-fold increase in price, Portugal's cork industry is no longer underwater - in fact it smells pretty good
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1960, medical history takes a pregnant pause as the FDA approves the pill
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Things you should NEVER say to a pregnant lady. Basically pretty much anything if you want to live
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So let's look back to 1966 when Frank Robinson once took a Luis Tiant fastball 541 feet straight out of Memorial Stadium. Mickey Mantle impressed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anonymous warns world to 'prepare' for World War 3, as if the world hasn't been doing that since January 20th
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another day, another Western ally having a major presidential election that could decide the fate of the free world. *clicks link* What the hell? They're running a Korean Regis Philbin with a crap load of botox?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
If Julian Assange, one of the men who handed Trump the Presidency, is a criminal as Trump alleges, why is Trump sending hand written gifts to Assange's girlfriend and pretending to be Melania as he does so?
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Comprehensive list of the the many things Obama did that were good for average Americans, which Trump has triumphantly destroyed with a stroke of his crayon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump calls French President Macron to congratulate him on his victory, but isn't 100% he likes Macron's tone when he says that Trump had been instrumental in ensuring his victory
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man steals knife from store, threatens loss prevention staff by waving it at them and then dies after stabbing himself with it. Huh, yeah, seems legit to me
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Condi Rice: While I would prefer Trump act like an adult and not whine about judges and the media like an entitled little b*tch, I think American democracy is strong enough to withstand him and his tantrums
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to know what the federal courts will look like for the next twenty years? President Trump is about to announce his slate of conservative federal court nominees
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook to launch premium TV shows in June. Critics question how good they'll be coming from the same company that brought us "Farmville," fake news and endless selfies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign scrubs Muslim ban from its website after reporter asks question at today's White House press briefing
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
An elected official in a small Michigan town is serving a 90-day jail sentence after he was accused of forging documents to impress an overseas mistress
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN calls President Trump's tweets on former acting Attorney General Sally Yates "beyond out of the norm". Subby would like to know where bragging about sexual assault and mocking handicapped people lies on this 'CNN norm scale'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After losing French Presidential election, Marine LePen may face a struggle to retain control her National Front Party as party loyalists question her decision to try to soften the party's traditional "jackboots and jew hatin' " message
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New study confirms: Voter suppression works
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(LiveLeak)
 
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How are pineapples harvested by field workers? Prepare to be impressed
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nashville's WSMV: "PREDS HEAD TO STANLEY CUP FINALS" First of all, no. Secondly, it's "Perds"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Travel Ban back in court, this time trying to argue that if the President said he wanted to ban all Muslims, and put a travel ban on Muslim majority countries only, then the ban must be against Muslims specifically
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel deny that Michael Flynn ever worked for the administration? Will there be revelations that Bears and Mongeese work together to eat Snekretary? Oh he's back, baby. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Böögg, the giant snowman predicts a hot summer ahead just after the Swiss population burn him at the stake and his head explodes
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Faith in Trump shattered, Baba Yaga predicts the GOP will lose in 2018 due to the repeal of Obamacare, And she writes her obituary to the party on Breitbart
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New French president shows where his loyalty lies by calling Germany's Angela Merkel just minutes after being elected to try and save the flatlining EU
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Heading into the next UN climate summit to figure out the rules for implementing the climate-rescue Paris Agreement, the numbers look pretty bad for planet Earth. Worse: Trump wants to rewrite the math
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Top House Republican: Down's Syndrome is not a pre-existing condition
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(The Root)
 
 
 
What is more shocking: A teacher dragging a pre-schooler through the hallway, or that she was fired almost immediately? Tag for the teacher, because Fark won't let us submit two tags at once
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Retirement community prevails upon politicians to A) maintain Medicare benefits, B) step up Alzheimer's Research, or C) keep the Winn-Dixie across the street open. "Can you imagine if I had to walk to Walmart to get groceries? I'd pass out on the sidewalk"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Next time you're shipping a million-dollar antique via express delivery, maybe splurge on a little more bubble wrap
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Western Conference is on today as the Blues-Predators and Ducks-Oilers will play their Game 6s. Will we see two Game 7s out of this or will both series come to an abrupt end? Game times are at 3 pm ET and 7 pm ET, respectively
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(Some Soda Guy)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday straps on its armor, girds its loins, and prepares to head into the trenches: it's time to re-start the Soda Wars. Which is best? Which is worst? And why do some people still call it "pop"?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White supremacist sues publishing company for refusing to spread his hate-fueled rhetoric
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Macron vs. Le Pen: the final round of the French presidential election, explained. Get your le popcorn ready
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Associated Press fact-checks the latest incarnation of TrumpCare and yeah....it's pretty much what you'd expect
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ummmm ... yes, President Trump, white people are allowed to go to HBCUs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mass circumcision ceremony for pre-teen boys scheduled. Tip-off at 9:00am
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Living well might be the best revenge, but mailing your ashes to your GOP Representative is pretty good too
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(GQ)
 
 
 
The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All aboard the gin express. TOOT TOOT
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(The Animal Rescue Site)
 
 
 
Believing every life is precious, man rips his house apart to rescue a trapped kitten and reunite it with its mother, just in time for Caturday (w/video)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
US Presidential polls were within the expected margin of error for Trump to win. French Presidential polls are within the expected margin of error of forecasting the weather two months from now
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We're pretty sure Artificial Intelligence and biometric data will transform politics and economics by allowing governments and corporations to predict and manipulate human desires. Now it looks like they can even transform ART. Here comes the science
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
House Republicans: "Nobody would dare seek a waiver from their essential health insurance benefits or pre-existing condition requirements." WI Governor Scott Walker: "Challenge accepted"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Your genes are now a preexisting condition
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(NHL)
 
 
 
May the fifth of vodak be with you. Will the Blues be Shane Black or Schwarzenegger against the Predators? Will there be bong hits for McJesus when the Ducks and Oilers fly south? The hunt for Johnny Sex and James 1 starts @ 8pm ET. Κλείστε, PIERRE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook advertises an internship with a median monthly pay of $8,000. Which in Silicon Valley is just an impressive way of saying the person will work for minimum wage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel spike the football and declare it wasn't a football or a spike? Will April get called on? Wait, they're calling in a snekretary substitution? How dare they. THIS is your substitute Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's what you REALLY don't want to hear a Representative say when a reporter asks him if he's aware that bill he just voted for cancelled a program that provided healthcare for 635,000 people in his home state: "No, explain that to me"
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
By defining rape as a pre-existing condition, the GOP has put victims in the difficult position: report your assault and lose your insurance or stay silent and keep it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Presidential election media coverage causes New York Times to have its greatest quarterly growth in six years. Apparently Trump was right when he said he'd single-handedly be responsible for bringing back American business
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Will scooping semen out of my vagina prevent pregnancy?" That and other questions await you on the Daily Fail
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump won't spend the weekend away from the White House in Florida. He'll spend it away from the White House in New Jersey instead
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alaska State Rep: "You have individuals who are in villages and are glad to be pregnant, so that they can have an abortion because there's a free trip to Anchorage involved." No, wait. It gets dumber right after that
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Middle-school catcher with only one arm is dominating opponents. Jim Abbott impressed
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
For all the sturm und drang over the House ACA repeal, it turns out the Senate won't even vote on it, preferring instead to write their own bill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump needed just 100 days to reverse the worst healthcare crisis of all time. "We don't have to talk about this unbelievable victory, wasn't it unbelievable?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Expert knows Trump endgame. Carrot: pay off NK leaders to hand over KJU then go into exile. Stick: preloaded nuclear arsenal to cover every square inch of North Korea. See, he's got a plan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump getting ready to make his first diplomatic trip as President, where he will visit the golf courses of Saudi Arabia, Israel and Rome
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ghostly presence
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hell freezes over as Baba Yaga says "If this is the budget deal we get when Republicans control the House, the Senate and the presidency, there's no point in ever voting for a Republican again." On Breitbart no less
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, George Will wrote an editorial about Trump's fitness for the presidency? Well, he's a lifelong conservative, so I can't imagine that he says anything too terr -- oh my
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does using semicolons make you pretentious?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie tries to white knight President Trump over Stephen Colbert's jokes about the commander in chief. "My concern is: Where's the outrage?"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gosh, I can't imagine why the Clintons would distrust the press
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utter) returns to DC to vote for Trumpcare, to allow states to opt out of pre-existing condition coverage, after foot surgery on 12-year-old pre-existing condition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Colleges under pressure to contain tuition costs look for other sources of revenue. Which for most universities comes down to three words: Fraternity keg parties
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Apparently all President Trump has to do now is give the go-ahead to start WW III, as U.S. commandos are all set to counter North Korean nuclear sites
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The moment when you "like" a Tweet showing a GIF outlining the rift between you and your husband at his presidential inauguration and have to explain yourself to the media
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Can you smell what President Dwayne Johnson is cookin'?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
To bring balance to the Force, TBS will be marathoning the original trilogy and the prequels on Star Wars Day
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel spike the football? Will he send out angry snekretary in his place? WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS CLAIMING VICTORY??? They only got 98% of what they wanted. THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2pm start time)
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Magnet school has long waiting list and admission by lottery... except good athletes can skip the line. So it really does prepare children for college
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The President of the United States was directly involved in the witch hunt for the person who posted the side by side inauguration photos
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court, in 7-1 ruling, rejects Colorado's guilty until proven innocent practice, and says States cannot use civil forfeiture to take valuables from innocent people. Wait, who was the Justice that disagreed with this? Thomas, of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If former Obama adviser David Axelrod had thrown any more shade at Hillary he would have caused an eclipse: "It takes a lot of work to lose to Donald Trump.. he was the least popular presidential candidate to win in the history of polling"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Democrats agree to $21 billion increase in military spending. President Trump for the win
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Fake war hero found guilty of lying about winning the Purple Heart in a top-secret jungle mission. He might have gotten away with it had he not gone a bit too far with the embellishment and claimed BA Baracus saved him from the jaws of Predator
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Alt Right Trolls view Donald Trump as a "weaponized autist" who is so clearly dysfunctional in every way that his election as president is hilarious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps the President should stop tweeting responses to the candidate he beat in the election in the third person
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ivanka, supposed supporter of extending paid maternity leave, told her former company's pregnant employees to get back to work a mere week after delivery back in 2013. My how things change in four years
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As an EMT, you have a lot of responsibilities on your shoulders. Giving a pregnant teen a pelvic exam is not one of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes I need someone to explain what the President is saying. This is one of those times... x12
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