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500 headlines found matching 'Pre'
Sun August 28, 2016
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Y'know, the Paralympics name is pretty stupid. If they said it was 'Techno-Athletes' battling each other with their $70,000 computerized artificial limbs, people would watch the shiat out of that (great read + pics)
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Sat August 27, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 21, headlined by Carlos Condit vs Demian Maia. Also Anthony Pettis, Paige VanZant, and Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 5 PM ET, prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox broadcast affiliate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New survey says that hair transplants make men look younger and more attractive. Although in presidential races it's hard to argue with the power of a bad combover
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick says he's got better things to do than stand for the national anthem before 49ers games this season: "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most depressing photo you'll ever see on the internet of a couple who's been married 62 years saying goodbye to each other as they get ready to be taken away to different nursing homes. I'll be in my funk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six more NFL preseason games to slog through today, highlighted by...well...it's preseason, so who knows? KC @ CHI at 1pm, DET @ BAL, PHI @ IND, NYG @ NYJ, TEN @ OAK, and LA @ DEN in the evening games
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Marx Brothers newly restored comedy classics includes the five movies which starred all four of the Marx Brothers, footage that was previously removed due to production code standards, and interviews - including one with Harpo Marx
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
I want some of whatever the Boston Globe editors have been taking because I'm pretty sure David Ortiz hasn't started looking like a bunch of random shapes since the last time I saw him
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 160, with former UFC Lightweight Champ Benson Henderson vs Patricio Pitbull. Also Bubba Jenkins, Saad Awad, and A.J. McKee. Prelims stream at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Spike TV
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who convinced a former President to spend $2 trillion and thousands of lives invading a country for no particular reason says Donald Trump is too dangerous to be President
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh expresses great schadenfreude over Trump's immigration flip and Ann Coulter's book dilemma
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Eric Trump says his dad ran for president because the White House Christmas Tree is now a "Holiday Tree." It's still called the "National Christmas Tree"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thrilled with recent press coverage, white supremacists are playing saxophones, posing for photos, and holding videoconferences. Stormfront's even giving away black garden gnomes that will totally respect white culture
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As has been typical throughout the Obama Presidency, 2nd quarter GDP 'trimmed' to 1.1%
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Astronaut Jeff Williams sets a record for the most days in space at 521, breaking the previous record held by Dennis Rodman
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apprentice Baba Yaga and female Skeletor clone Ann Coulter discovers Rush Limbaugh schadenfreude
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
One Presidential candidate is 'soft' on illegal immigration. The other is Hillary Clinton. Wait, hold on a sec
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine discusses the horrors of Donald Trump, the hope of Hillary Clinton, and "stepdad memes"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The trouble with building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants is pretty soon you need an even bigger wall than the one you already built. Ask Hungary
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Wizard David Duke is thrilled Donald Trump is embracing white supremacy and "talking like an alt-right leader"
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Respawn shows other game developers how it's done ... by releasing patches for their pre-alpha game demo based on player feedback
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump made his Apprentice contestants agree to appear nude in front of him
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burkini ban II: Electric Bugaloo. Bigots double-down as French official threatens people who spread the Burkini ban picture on social media with legal action
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' new starting quarterback is Dak Prescott
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Thu August 25, 2016
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
"Kill it with fire" is just an expression, people
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Robots are getting teenagers pregnant. Skynet seems to have been learning from the wrong sites
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Legendary Irish footballer and current LA Galaxy striker Robbie Keane calls it an international career after 145 caps and 67 goals, earning plaudits from David Beckham and President of Ireland
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you are a presidential candidate who wants press coverage from a Trump obsessed media, you can do worse than riding around the country in a giant coffin called "The Immortality Bus"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It's Week 3 of the NFL Preseason which means Fark Fantasy Football leagues will be drafting soon. If you have a league in need of additional players or are a player looking for a league this is the thread for you
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(PR Web)
 
 
 
Republicans tend to admire sports stars while Democrats like TV personalities, entertainers, former hosts of The Apprentice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why President Obama let Iran's 2009 green revolution for democracy fail
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vice boss predicts digital armegeddon as media's business model fails: "There are going to be a lot fewer content sites, as many as 30 percent will go away this year. Anyone with half a brain in digital has a war chest ready to weather the storm"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Nigeria, naming your dog after the President of that country and painting his name on the side of it can get you arrested
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your iPhone 6 has iPhone cancer: "This issue is widespread enough that I feel like almost every iPhone 6/6+ has a touch of it and are like ticking bombs just waiting to act up"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Renee Zellweger would REALLY appreciate it if everyone would stop talking about her face"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
With 4 days left before the deadline, these candidates have successfully filed to be on the presidential ballot in MN: Hillary Clinton, Darrell Castle, Dan Vacek, Alyson Kennedy, Jill Stein, "Rocky" Roque De La Fuente, Evan McMullin, Gary Johnson
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Someone made a Twitter bot that tweets out nonsense while impersonating a Congresswoman. The learning algorithm was presumably trained on Michele Bachmann
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Milwaukee's on fire, Detroit is a cesspool, Louisiana's underwater, Italy is cleaning up, we have two professional liars running for President --- but hey, let's take a moment and focus on the problems of men who want to breastfeed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So is this about nerds being racist or about racists pretending to be nerds?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
American hero had it all: Iraq experience, National Guard service, steady civilian government job, two chicks at the same time. And then he had to pretend to be a Wounded Warrior in order to defraud U.S. of $751K in benefits
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Wed August 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of being doomed to repeat it, two Harvard historians propose the next president create a Council of Historical Advisers who can tell him if an idea has been tried before and how it worked out last time
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
Say what you want about the tenets of pretentious douchebaggery, Dude, at least it's an ethos
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Carbon fiber rod vs. hydraulic press
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe want revenge for getting his farking head kicked in? WHO is next to challenge the "Empress of Tomorrow"? CAN Johnny Wrestling show the Urban German who's boss? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apprentice Baba Yaga and ghoulish soul eater Ann Coulter says it would be a mistake for Donald Trump to soften his immigration stance
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
The Departed is back as a TV series - presumably as everyone rushes to cash in on the success of Fargo with their own cult crime movie television reboot
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Best Korea is laying landmines near the the Truce Village, apparently to prevent defections by its soldiers. But seeing as how they are using soldiers to PLANT the mines, they may not have thought this cunning plan all the way through
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate for the middle class now running for the White House complains that commercial flights are too "burdensome"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP pretty sure the best way to stop Trump's collapse is to remind everyone that Clinton founded a global, multibillion-dollar anti-AIDS charity
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump slowly renouncing the core of his presidential campaign
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh nothing. Just the Vince Foster files have disappeared from the National Archives in the same year that Hillary Clinton is running for president
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter's new Trump book: "If we were in the laboratory, designing the perfect presidential candidate, it's unlikely we would have produced a tasteless, publicity‐seeking, coarse, billionaire, reality TV star. Ha Look at how wrong we were"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook is about to make it tougher for you to pretend you're actually doing something constructive at work
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure Uncle Joe Biden is pretty damn good at the "gaffe", but has he ever blown it like Donald Trump has?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's Bjork on stage in 1982 looking like your spastic, prepubescent little brother
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Investor Bill Gates has trounced entrepreneur Bill Gates or how the rich get richer without really working
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's policies on immigration have been pretty successful, which is why Donald Trump will "do the same thing" as him. Why no, you didn't misread that
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Chiefs, Rams fans get into brawl during preseason game, showing more fight than either of their teams had all last season. (Possibly Not safe for work video included)
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is testing new sub-dollar menu on Omahans, because they're presumably too poor to afford the dollar menu
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's not Evel Knievel, it's Holy Spicolli, the daredevil motorcycle jumping pastor. Says his jumps are symbolic of his faith, with the ramp representing the highs and lows in life. Gas prices represent sin and the self-driving car is the devil
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"In his 30-plus years of child psychology, Goldsmith said, he's never seen a presidential candidate cause a six-year-old stress, until now"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has lowered herself to doing feats of strength in her efforts to defeat the inevitable Trump presidency. If only she had a saxophone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How Hillary will reshape America when she gets into office and installs the first liberal Supreme Court in a generation
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(Time)
 
 
 
According to his new campaign manager, this week is"Immigration Week" where Trump will lay out his comprehensive plan for immigration reform at giant rallies in Colorad- oops sorry, cancelled, Nevad- yeah he's got a "thing" so...and Orego-*smokebomb*
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is chutzpah, and then there is Mike "Heckuva Job Brownie" Brown popping back up out of his well-deserved exile from the public consciousness in order to criticize President Obama's response to the Louisiana flooding
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists: "So...the cancer cure is in the works. In the meantime, we present you LASERS MADE FROM JELLYFISH"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
It's not cool to hate the 'Star Wars' prequels anymore
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(Princeton University)
 
 
 
Princeton Election Consortium gives Clinton a 92%-95% chance of winning the presidency, but rules out both an EV blowout and flipping control of the House of Representatives
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The number of recipients of the prestigious Pierre de Coubertin medal is now at 19
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was in discussions to run The Apprentice from The White House
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Calvin Coolidge, the most basic of presidents. In related news: There used to be a raccoon named Rebecca that used to live in the White House
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Another reason not to trust polls: National polls show the presidential race tightening while state polls do not. What's up with that?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mislabeled prescription bottles found at Prince's home contained fentanyl
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Security guard not impressed by ramp hogger, shows him the law
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ideals of freedom and the American way have awakened the same majority of the population that led to the presidency of John C. Calhoun
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Honestly who goes on a child killing spree at a school using crocodiles?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Remains of Civil War veteran finally transported home after he died in 1922 with no family to claim him. "The Patriot Guard Riders have essentially set up a modern-day pony express to get him from Oregon back to Maine"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Every US president since John F Kennedy has been equipped with a nuclear biscuit and a nuclear football. It's what the US president does with them that decides whether the rest of us should plan for tea or armageddon"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
America, sure you don't want this person you're trying to put in the White House ...and she will be elected in a landslide. But hey, get ready for the winner-by-default president
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I predict that America will be plunged into universal darkness, with wailing and gnashing of teeth in 2017. Or, as the fact-based community will call it, the Great American Eclipse will be visible across the entire USA, the first big show since 1979
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Sun August 21, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's not a debate, it's a "Presidential Forum"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Format for Presidential debates announced. Each will be ninety minutes long, featuring one moderator who will ensure "thoughtful and substantive exchanges" occur, proving that no one in charge has been paying a lick of attention so far
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump campaign spends $420K on hats, proving it's not so much a bid for the presidency as a virtual hat-wearing simulator much like Team Fortress 2
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Well, you kind of have to hand it to the media: their Olympics coverage managed to offend pretty much every single group on the planet. Good jorb
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov. of Louisiana asks Pres. Obama to wait until next week to visit flood-ravaged areas, so that police and emergency workers won't be pulled away from rescue and relief efforts, to which Obama agrees...so, of course, this is Obama's Katrina
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Philippines president threatens to pull country out of the United Nations in a move that will do...well, pretty much nothing of any impact. To the UN, that is -- his country is still royally screwed and getting worse
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the Rio Olympics, featuring wrestling, volleyball, the men's marathon, handball, rhythmic gymnastics, mountain cycling, boxing, and some NBA pre-season action. Action gets underway starting at 7:30 AM ET
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... that's pretty much the whole story
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 202 with the rematch of Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz. Co-main is Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Glover Teixeira. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM, PPV main card at 10 PM
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth about aliens is coming soon ...and President Obama will deliver the message for the Lizard People. SOON
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(NFL)
 
 
 
There's football going on. Does anyone care? Will subby end up talking to himself again? Pre-season football featuring Washington @ NYJ, Dallas @ Miami, and San Diego @ Arizona. Carolina @ Tennessee kicks everything off at 3 PM ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And let's look at the Green Party's vice-presidential candidate.... Oh, dear
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Why gentrifiers who pushed dive bars out of neighborhoods love to "open" replacement prefab dive bars: "They want to feel like they're in this cool, old place, without the dirt and the patina, without the old person or the surly drunk"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's appeal is almost entirely based on working class economic dissatisfaction. Except where it's fueled by racism. Which is pretty much everywhere. OK, forget what I said about the economic argument
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Fri August 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
This just in: Alice Cooper is still running for president
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We've all been playing checkers while Trump has been playing 3D chess. He doesn't want the presidency; he wants Trump TV to happen. And it will
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump surrogate and rejected brain slug host Kayleigh McEnany says Trump "speaks for all black people." However, she said this to Bakari Sellers on live TV, and his response was pretty spot-on
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump to RNC: "Oh, hey, since I'm running for president 'n' all, maybe we should, I don't know, open a few more field offices?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half of UK parents allow children to drink alcohol at home. The other half prefer their kids drink down to the pub
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If your funeral wishes were to be cremated and spread across the Everglades, this funeral home hopes you'll accept the consolation prize of being left out in the Florida heat until you spoil
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's why President Obama isn't stopping his vacation to visit the Louisiana flooding ..besides that whole 'golfing is great on Martha's Vineyard' thingy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DC Entertainment drives showrunner of their new "comedy" Powerless off the show before it even begins filming, presumably because he wanted to make it a comedy, not a dreary, emo crapfest
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James says his dream is to someday own an NBA team. Although back in June he pretty much showed everyone that he owns the Golden State Warriors
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Obama couldn't be more of a menace to this nation's interests if he were trying to be -- and thus, coupled with his stated intentions, it is reasonable to assume he is and irresponsible to downplay the suspicion
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
DARPA wants a new anti-drone weapon by 2020, focusing on a laser-based system. Subby still prefers the tried-and-true shotgun method, though his neighbors are getting a wee bit annoyed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans prepare tough case for new round of pointless hearings. Expect indictment to come any day now. Any. Day...ah screw it, it's not even funny anymore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your criteria for choosing friends when your best man fails to book flights and accommodation for the stag party, pockets the money and pretends to have terminal cancer. Bonus: you don't find out until you're at the airport
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In new poll, 55% of Americans believe that Trump would be either a poor or terrible President. It's the one area where Trump is beating Hillary
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(Time)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 3 out of 5 Trump-supporting Texans support secession if Hillary Clinton is elected President. The other 2 still want to secede no matter who becomes President
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
World, you have to bribe our president now. Last chance. Special favors. Get your best price in now
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For the record, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is not officially yet done investigating President Obama's birth certificate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TV presenter was in a coma, now not in a coma
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV presenter in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious. TV presenter in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious
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Thu August 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In 1983, Rick Springfield attempted to predict 2016 in his video for "Human Touch"
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you prefer to make some condiments yourself over store bought options? Share your favorite flavorful condiment recipes to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow of former Captain America writer and editor Mark Gruenwald finishes using the remainder of his ashes that weren't mixed in the ink of the Squadron Supreme TPB, sprinkles "two scoops of Gru" over new Captain America statue
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're really good friends with a Chicago judge, and a Democrat running for office there, you wear the judge's robes and pretend to be the judge as you hear real cases. Yeah, legal observers are "stunned"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This is what would happen if Trump quit the presidential race. Dogs and cats living together
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
People are saying these pictures of Trump leaning on lecterns as he speaks means he's too weak to be President. Does it mean he's sick? I don't know, I'm just saying what other people are saying to me
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ex-Apprentice and Stormtrumper Omarosa promises "Every critic will soon bow down to Trump." Uh...no
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Remember when it was considered a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing for the President to go on vacation while Louisiana drowned?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Impressive: Nats score in 7 of 9 innings today. Fark: and lose
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subbette has been depressed lately. What do you do when you're depressed?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why Christians should vote for Trump item #1: He's the only candidate in favor of bring about Armageddon, which is a necessary prelude to the Second Coming
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Making sushi requires years of learning the delicate art, and hours of preparation, and ultimately artful presentation. Or hire a robot to do it in seconds
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ghoulish soul stealer and apprentice Baba Yaga Ann Coulter claims "If the media can strangle Trump by terrorizing people about everything he says, then it's already over"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
18 year-old pregnant woman dies after car crash, but baby survived. Initially, woman complained only of leg injury from crash. She was a passenger in the car driven by a man, not her husband. He survived the accident. Move on, nothing to see here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Cruise the no-longer-frozen northwest passage in ritzy style. However, be prepared to be shamed by a journalist or two for contributing to the ruination of the pristine environment
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Political science professor asserts that Donald Trump has an 87% chance of winning the presidency; flying off to magic foo-foo la-la land to live with the happy basket people
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Wed August 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today was the press conference for UFC 202, featuring Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz. Hey, let's see how that went, shall we?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Manhattan this week, Apple device owners say goodbye Tekserve, a legendary independent repair store that predates the first official Apple Store. Subby shopped there before it was cool
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Egyptian state TV to female presenters: "No fat chicks"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - Cereal box characters running for president
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what do you prefer, 100 degree heat or three feet of snow?
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
You can now add "Capybara" to the growing list of Florida's problems. "We want to keep them from spreading, but can we please not kill them all so I can study them?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
McFly, you BOJO - preseasons don't matter unless YOU HAVE POWA Preseason Football Power Rankings are here
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The biggest disaster of the Obama presidency and most people have no clue it is happening
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers set up an experiment to see if dogs will pick treats over praise from their owners. Your dog wants a lawyer present before he answers any questions
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama issues a disaster declaration for Louisiana, then finds out they just had a major flood
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Recently, the tide has turned on Trump with the media: "if Trump isn't going to even pretend to be vetting his sources and fact-checking his arguments, then the press isn't going to pretend to believe what he's saying"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The lobotomy of patient H.M." A story about history, brain research, and preparing regular people to become politicians
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Owner of California wine company pleads guilty to bilking customers out of $45 million in what is being called a "wine Ponzi scheme." Otherwise known in the premium wine business as 'income'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of a battle fought 239 years ago today, I present "The Riflemen of Bennington"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Linux - course designed to prepare you for the CompTIA Linux+ Certification Exam. Kill Daemons, avoid zombies, and play with package managers. (Sponsored Link)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: I still stand by my claim that Trump is a con man...a con man who needs to be our next president
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Great Depression gave us such recipes as "canned corned beef, plain gelatin, canned peas, vinegar and lemon juice"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We the People must carry Donald Trump across the finish line. He ain't heavy, he's our next President
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Judge censured for asking a defendant during sentencing, "Has anything good ever come out of drinking, except for sex with a pretty girl?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters are using 'Islam for Dummies' to prepare for jihad. Seems appropriate
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists levitate a golf ball-sized object using nothing but sound waves. Penn and Teller impressed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Father credits "divine intervention" for sparing his toddler's life from mountain lion's hunger. Unknown why divine intervention didn't prevent the attack in the first place. Bonus: dad's name
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Go-home time for Summerslam. Come for Roman BALEE-ing dat, stay for Finn Balor eating the soul of Seth Rollins. And maybe they'll remember Sami Zayn works there too. It is YOUR Monday Night Raw thread. (8PM on USA/preshow 7:30 on 999)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC exec says Trump will never be back on Celebrity Apprentice, not as long as he's running things. Trump must be a pleasure to work with
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals find the downside of holding preseason practice at their home stadium
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Latest polling shows the yuge impact that Mike Pence has had on the presidential race in Indiana
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudy "9/11" Giuliani claims there were no Islamic terrorist attacks on U.S. soil before Obama's presidency
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(Time)
 
 
 
The coup in Turkey might be over, but fear still prevails thanks to President Edrogan
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Stan Kroenke to finally fire Jeff "500" Fisher. Just kidding, based on the Rams amazing pre-season, Kroenke wants to sign him to a new contract before the regular season even begins
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the Premier League season finishes with a London Derby as Chelsea try to start properly toward the title against West Ham. Coverage begins at 2:30 pm EDT, kickoff at 3 on USA. Come discuss sport that is not the Olympics
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because the United States does not have strict rules for prescription drug companies or insurance companies, both industries are free to profit off of sickness. The 2017 list of excluded prescription drugs is here, with up to 150 on the list
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fantastic photos of a Victorian-era London sewage pumping station built to eliminate the "Great Stink of 1858." Hopefully the U.S. can replicate this to get rid of the November presidential election "Great Stink of 2016"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen wants to see a sequel to Sausage Party. Hell, as long as it keeps him from trying to make a Pineapple Express sequel keep it going
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Since the advent of television, no presidential candidate in Trump's untenable position has ever won the election
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hollywood home tour operators are charging up to $65 a person but are pointing out homes not owned by celebrities. Tour representative: "It's all about fun, and they're not supposed to be accurate"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now officially trying to redefine what "Freedom of the Press" means
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The LA Rams go down by two touchdowns, but then magically dominate to a win. In other news, Jeff Fisher and Gregg Williams do what they do every year: show all their new plays in the pre-season
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins is now president of a professional wrestling league." No, this is not an article from The Onion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
App developer says his new app predicts Trump will win big time in November. How the app works no one knows because apps are very mysterious. It's called the Trump-followers-need-hope app
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farkette with ptsd, agoraphobia and severe depression needs some ideas of legit work that can be done from home while in therapy, with little to no training. Online course work ok. LGN
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Sat August 13, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Day 3 of the annual "FOOOOOBAWWWWW" tour continues. We've got Hawks & Chiefs in the early game (4:30 ET), then Colts, Bills, Chargers, Titans, Cowboys AND Rams all teeing up a bit later (7 & 8 ET) Pre-season practice sloppy tackling is back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents go nuts after someone smeared peanut butter all over a playground, raising concern their precious snowflakes could be allergic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, Donald Trump would be wildly ahead in all the polls and preparing for a Reagenesque landslide victory if it weren't for those meddlesome reporters and their media overlords
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
When President Obama personally invites you to fly with him to Rio, you say yes. Unless you're Tim Duncan
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Ex-Warner Brothers exec demolishes Zack Snyder and WB president for screwing up DC in open letter. "If I worked at a donut stand and kept farking up donuts, I'd be fired"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"Beautiful. Is that Impressionist art?" "No, it's Cremationist, but thanks for admiring"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
What else do you want from pre-season football? We have Cheeseheads and Dawg Pounds, we have Stillers and SKOL There's Fins, there's birdies, kitties, some muggings, you name it. Friday Night NFL practice games continue
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Experts meet to discuss tactics for preventing sex robots from destroying the human race
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We go inside Elvis Presley's dire battle with diet and drugs, and how his lover Linda Thompson saved him from drowning in a bowl of chicken soup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary wouldn't have possibly allowed a wealthy benefactor to influence US Foreign policy while President, would she? Never mind that she did while she was Secretary of State. Nothing to see her...BUT TRUMP
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cam Newton sideline celebration cost Panthers a defensive touchdown during pretend football game
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan destroys Santa Claus. Easter Bunny, Leprechauns, Great Pumpkin swear vengeance
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On stage at a professional conference, a retiring Oklahoma teacher presents a black colleague with a confederate flag and a Klan robe as a "joke." But don't worry, he told everyone present to delete their cellphone pics so no one will ever know
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sentient Twitter account and presidential candidate Donald Trump now just holding up signs he printed from the internet at his rallies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has a pretty big media problem
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In the past 16 presidential elections, the candidate leading in the polls two weeks after the conventions has gone on to win the popular vote. Of course, that doesn't always mean they won the White House. Just ask Al Gore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Liberalist of liberal papers that ever liberaled just can't comprehend why we failed to support ISIS
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Quebec's maple syrup cartel increases quotas to prevent black-market sales. In other news, there's apparently a maple syrup cartel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' ex-girlfriend, who has made a porn movie about heir relationship, is very upset that since the Olympics the press won't...HEY where are you going? OVER HERE, now as she was saying, she's VERY UPSET the press won't leave her alone
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's still a red hot summer & your wallet won't get a break just yet. It's the Friday Fark gaming thread. This week No Man's Sky has released to tepid reviews. Did you pre-order it? Have you been playing other games? Fallout 4? Civ V? MOO? Tell us
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian couples sue New Jersey for discriminatory law that requires them to try and have sex with men in order to get pregnant before getting approved for fertility treatments
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Sadly for the country, President Obama's attempt at Hope and Change has fallen short of hopes ...and change
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Thu August 11, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Panda Express unveils the chork, a utensil that's half chopstick, half fork
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trump is expected to preserve his record of never having lost an election by withdrawing from the race, offloading the baggage dragging down his campaign onto a new nominee, and letting that person go down in flaming wreckage instead
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact-checking has come to this: "President Obama is not the founder of the Islamic State"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
We apologize for the fault in our ad blocker. Those ads that Facebook managed to slip through have been sacked. Mynd you, Facebook ads Kan be pretti nasti
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since it's never too early to start prepping for your fantasy football draft, here's a strategy guide for drafting kickers
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Saints come marching in or will New England use a Patriot missile on New Orleans? Its NFL preseason football tonight at 7:30 eastern on the NFL network
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"It's time to destroy the legend of Brian Wilson." Music journalist passionately defends Mike Love's role in The Beach Boys. Armond White impressed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dinner does cat imitation. Cats not impressed, must still have dinner
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man catches blue lobster for the second time in his life, will be as delicious as the previous time he caught one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
70 GOP Bigwigs to RNC: Thanks to Trump's "incompetence... we risk a Democratic landslide, and only the immediate shift of all RNC resources to {Congressional} races will prevent the GOP from drowning with a Trump-emblazoned anchor around its neck"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump is trying to get elected president with the old "Yeah, I don't care if I win or not. Whatever" method
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With school starting soon, here are 10 things never to say to your precious little snowflake's teachers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tom Brady practicing for start of the regular season ... by sitting out first pre-season game
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP 2016 Comedy Tour continues as stand up extraordinaire Mike Huckabee explains he'd rather have Zika than a Clinton presidency. Ba-dum tish, thank you, I'll be here all night
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure everyone knows Trump is totally unqualified to be president, but Clinton is also unfit to be president ...We are so boned, America
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today, we examine all of the preparations and excuses Donald Trump has for when he loses the election in November
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"So, who is it that inspires Liberals to spread hate and lies about me and about Donald Trump? Could it be.........SATAN?" wonders confused elderly hate Muppet Pat Robertson
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Prequels Strike Back: A documentary film that shows no one hates Star Wars movies quite like Star Wars fans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, remember the enormous panicgasm of outrage when John Kerry threatened to kill President Bush?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Secret Service investigates ALL threats against presidential candidates. Yes, even that one
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The only presidential candidate in the modern polling era who showed less support from black voters than Trump was Goldwater during his 1964 campaign opposing the Civil Rights Act
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will need $126 billion in federal bailout money during next crisis. In other words, the meltdown in 2007 was pretty much just a dress rehearsal
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CBS president repeats 'we need to do better' seven times as reporters grill him about having all white male stars for their new fall shows
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The only man alive who has shot an American president will now be able to - wait for it - vote in the presidential election
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
America may get another President Johnson
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Lesbian couple are expecting a child thanks to a sperm donation from a gay friend. Fark: They put his sperm in a syringe used to impregnate horses because IVF was too expensive
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Ohio Senate candidate Ted Strickland stays classy, jokes that Supreme Court Justice Scalia's death came 'at a good time'
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls on Mitt Romney to be "drafted by the GOP" just in case Donald Trump implodes. Pretty sure we've already seen the implosion, Glenn
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(The Week)
 
 
 
A Clinton landslide would not be good for the country ...or her presidency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What the first 100 days of a Trump presidency will be lik-Waitaminute...didn't NPR do this bit way back in the primary?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
New company, Moon Express plans on having trips to the moon for less than $10 million per trip which makes it "great business". Hopes to offer honeymoons where you can take your "honey to the moon"
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New study that says Botox can spread from its injection site raises eyebrows in the medical community
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Larry David thinks he would be pretty...pretty...pretty good as offensive coordinator for the Jets. Well, it would make a great season arc for Curb Your Enthusiasm
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(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this limited supply of life preservers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
At investors meeting, YUM shareholders press Yum Brands to enforce stricter antibiotics policy, note that KFC "chicken" and Taco Bell "tacos" are not sufficient antibiotics by themselves
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney is unimpressed with the new Angry Michael Phelps meme
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Presidential debates lube the hole in anticipation of the Johnson
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Sister Wives' planning polygamy petition to U.S. Supreme Court, mid-season renewal
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"If Obama were white, he would've been impeached by now," says white man suing President Obama for "endangering his life as a white man"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obama is only leaving the White House this year because he's "being forced out". Presumably by some extra-legal coup, or a writ, or eviction or something
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hey Democrats, that 800-pound gorilla in the election room is the Supreme Court that will be voted on by the "silent majority" of Trump voters. Put your quivering boots on now
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"We are convinced that [Trump] would be a dangerous President and would put at risk our country's national security and well-being." Signed, 50 top officials from Republican Presidential administrations
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ex-pitcher and current hothead Curt Schilling plans to run for President in 2024. After 8 years of Clinton or Trump, Schilling would be the icing on the cake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you appear on a reality TV show, don't be surprised if the press does a little digging into your background .... and finds that your dad had 9 wives and fathered 64 children
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
President Obama 2012: "The 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back." Democrats 2016: "Wolverines"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored high-altitude ice crystal clouds appear over Detroit (pics) making it pretty for just one day
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Idol cause Roman Reigns to hit a wall? Will John Cena have enough gas in the tank? Will DW go insane over the women's division? Live from Anaheim, it's your NAS-- sorry, WWE Raw discussion thread. (8PM ET on USA/7:30 pre-show)
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Move over Gordie Howe hat-trick, say hello to the pre-season indefinite suspension by trying to fight everyone on the other team asshatery. With video goodness
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Gatherings for ASS Club, aka Lucifer's youth army, sound pretty dull
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton or Trump? Here's what seven extremely reliable prediction methods say
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
GOP leaders to down ticket candidates: All hands to the escape pods, prepare to abandon ship
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
This DC entrepreneur wanted to disrupt weed culture. That worked great until the cops showed up
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Auto brands make the darndest things: Maserati sneakers, Porsche office chair, Lamborghini espresso machine, and $38,000 Rolls Royce picnic basket
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Microsoft hopes that if they use enough cloud jargon they can bewilder enterprise customers into using their service, which is like the guy at the bar spouting off random facts in an attempt to impress women. "The air is only 20% oxygen you know"
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(Some Evangelical)
 
 
 
Worried young evangelical decides Proverbs 22:6 may be more pressing than 1 Timothy 2:12 for this election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The long-awaited Independent Presidential candidate that the #nevertrumpers have been trying to recruit has finally arrived: Evan McMullin has announced his candidacy....you know the Chief Policy director for the House GOP? No?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What did Arkansas' Republican Party just delete from their platform this weekend? A) Any mention of abortion B) Any mention of marijuana legalization C) Any mention of pre-kindergarten education
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative pastor warns that Donald Trump is a "vicious, vengeful, foul-mouthed war president." Well, at least someone... oh, wait, "Who was sent by God." So much for thinking someone was being critical of the Chickenhawk Cheeto
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
To prevent food waste, U.S. supermarkets to sell "ugly" fruits and vegetables, hoping most Americans can't tell since they've never actually bought one
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Mahamandleshwar Swami Akhileshwaranand Giri predicts WW3 will be fought over a cow
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
China demands apology after Aussie swimmer Mack Horton wins gold, calls Chinese competitor Sun Yang "drug cheat" to his face during post-race press conference
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Male fitness buffs are angry that media portrays them as ridiculous muscle-bound meatheads and prefers to celebrate boyishly skinny floppy-haired guys, hope series of YouTube videos will inspire more ordinary Japanese to work out and get ripped
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Post Modern Jukebox continues to impress. This week we have the beautiful Morgan James covering Aerosmith's "Dream On"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is all heart: No abortions for pregnant women infected with Zika virus
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, Alaska, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of commercial-free music on public radio hosted by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 20 best beers in the world ... and the list is pretty good
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 92, Yair Rodriguez vs Alex "Bruce Leeroy" Caceres. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flamingo Air offers the world's only full time flight service specially designed for people who want to join the mile-high club. Airline president: "Our passengers never land in a fully upright position"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton tells the press to hold her accountable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan prepares to shoot down any missile North Korea plans on using to attack Japan's part of the ocean
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley entrepreneur and angel investor Blake Krikorian, best known as father of the Slingbox and beloved in community for not being a slimeball, dies at 48 of heart attack while surfing
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate brags about his IQ, getting policy positions from movies, hitting on underage girls, and that the Holocaust would have been pretty awesome if it targeted Democrats. You might want to sit down for this, but he endorsed Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And all the pundits say I'm pretty fly for a white gurl
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA president cleared of breaching their ethics code. Wait, FIFA has an ethics code? That would be like the IOC having an anti-corruption policy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Survey of men who use online sperm donation site reveals that most are straight and donate for altruistic reasons, one-third favor anonymous donation, and half of the straights prefer natural insemination because they're just naturally Mr. Natural
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The guy who goaded Trump into running for president feels pretty bad about it now
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The International Olympic Committee bans the press from releasing animated GIFs of events
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Strong Washington apple harvest predicted. Road apples still least-popular
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If elected president, Trump says that Ivanka will have a position on his staff
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
No, Mr President, you can't have that Tequila Slammer because WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF LIMES
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Texas professors sue the state over a new open carry law, insisting there is no reason for students to come into their classrooms armed to the teeth, and the presence of guns puts students and teachers on edge, inhibiting learning
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Food critics call high priced NYC restaurant "insufferably pretentious." Enjoy the review
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The polls are predicting Hillary winning in a rout, as Trump continues to retaliate with massive stupidity in his relentless quest to finish second in this year's Presidential election
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Thu August 04, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
US Army racing to develop Zika vaccine. Preliminary results suggest it will run $1.4M per dose, delivered by howitzer
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"In every presidential election since 1888, the Harvard Republican Club has gathered to discuss, debate, and eventually endorse the standard-bearer of our party. But for the first time in 128 years, we will not be endorsing the Republican nominee"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
CA Supreme Court: You do not have a constitutional right to shop at Home Depot. Besides, Lowe's has better prices anyway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un orders his generals to land on the moon within the next 10 years. Citizens line up for what they consider to be a step up from present conditions
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
White House hosts the first ever drone workshop. Not to be confused with the weekly presidential press briefing
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
F*ck yeah. Why profanity is actually pretty f*cking good for us. Here comes the f*cking science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a strange time in America, when 11 minutes of sane discourse expressed by a nominee for President would become news
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistani lawyer wants to protect their nation's youth from a) western oppression...b) poverty...or c) 24-hour cartoon TV channels, specifically the popular Japanese series "Doraemon"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
WAS IT OVER WHEN BUDDY BISON BULLDOZED BARRACKS IN PEARL HARBOR? Yeah, it pretty much was
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you see a state trooper in a marked vehicle driving on the highway at a high rate of speed, don't tail behind him trying to document him breaking the speed limit. They don't appreciate that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One dead and five injured in London stabbing spree; "One injured victim appears to be American," presumably because the victim was wearing sweatpants and a fanny pack
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Wed August 03, 2016
(CSN Chicago)
 
 
 
Top Cardinal prospect gets traded to White Sox at deadline, gets called up, celebrates his very first MLB game by getting hit, tears hamstring in fifth inning, prepares for season-ending hamstring surgery
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics say that the reason why we haven't found alien life like ourselves is because "compared to the rest of the universe, Earthly life is relatively premature"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Obama gives out more get-out-of-jail-free cards in one day than any other president managed in 116 years. Prisoners: "Thanks, Obama"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's vice presidential nominee Mike Pence endorses Paul Ryan "as part of the process of bringing the party together". At this point he'd have a better chance of bringing Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck back together
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to experts, the medical benefits of dental floss are as well proven as subby's 'bourbon prevents leprosy' hypothesis
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Now that Tony Romo's backup had an ankle go full pretzel, Jerry Jones' expresses interest in Nick Foles. At least the botox thinks there's interest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Paul Ryan?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Everyone laughed at the idea of Donald Trump picking Ivanka as his running mate-except, apparently, Nicaragua's president
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(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
Colleges say hosting a presidential debate is worth the $5 million expense. Especially those schools that like to see the competition, aggression and full contact violence but can't afford to field a football team
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. credit card accounts have now risen to pre-recession levels. Apparently the economy is on the road to recovery when people are once again comfortable with going in debt up to their eyeballs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I'm not prepared to discuss the truth . . . (really not prepared)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson says President Obama and Hillary Clinton are "directly responsible" for the death of Captain Humayun Khan because Obama "changed the rules of engagement when he was president." Khan died in 2004
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's business failures: a comprehensive guide
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A tree that once looked like Elvis Presley has now morphed into Donald Trump. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Barack Obama asks GOP senators why they're endorsing their Presidential nominee. He then glanced over at his party's nominee and sighed with a knowing sense of resignation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy running for President of the USA says to steer clear of the garbage American stock market
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey, pitchman for Lincoln automobiles, will also shill for Wild Turkey, presumably in separate campaigns
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump kicks baby out of rally, presumably jealous of the baby's much larger hands
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative whackjob David Barton says there are "biblical standards" at play for the President of the United States. He even lists all of them, but Donald Trump meets absolutely none of the requirements. But he still endorses him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If Democrats nominated a whackjob, batshiat insane candidate like Donald Trump, would they elect him president? Totally, but being a liberal nutcase is different than being a republican nutcase; less racism and more Biden
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember the CEO who raised his company's minimum pay rate to $70,000 a year? Well, the employees just reciprocated and surprised him with a pretty cool gift
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hillary isn't America's first female presidential nominee, a prostitute beat her to it 144 years ago
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty's breast cancer may have spread to her lymph nodes. Sad tag trumps Followup tag
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Mark October 2 on your calendars for the premiere of Ash vs. Evil Dead Season Two. And it looks spectacular. Link has a red band trailer that was deemed too gory to be shown at Comic-Con
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Preteen art restoration expert gives 5,000-year-old Norwegian skier rock carving the Monkey Jesus treatment
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(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW juiced is Brock Lesnar for his match with Randy Orton? CAN New Day respond to Anderson & Gallows? WILL Sasha Banks respond to subby's drunken 3am phone calls? LIVE from ATLANTA, THIS is YOUR WWE RAW discussion thread (8pm ET on USA/pre-show 7:30pm)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans making the usual Monday rounds to emphatically denounce statements made by Republican presidential candidate over the weekend. Still more than 10 weeks of this left to go
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN pundit says President Trump would have saved Captain Khan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With US assistance, Iraqi and Kurdish forces are preparing a complex pincer movement that will allow them to encircle the city of Mosul, ISIS' last remaining stronghold in Iraq, and retake the city by..surprise, surprise, October
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Trump's hateful comments to the Khans : "We may be on the brink of electing such a damaged, sociopathic narcissist that the simple presidential duty of comforting the families of fallen soldiers may actually be beyond his capabilities"
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
New secret service code words are in the works for the presidential candidates and their families. Clinton's will start with an E and Trump's will start with an M. Feel free to add your suggestions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post publishes not safe for work nude photos of a presidential candidate's spouse. *crosses fingers* please be Bill, please be Bill (Not safe for work)
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Stealing home is usually pretty difficult ... unless the pitcher is taking a stroll behind the mound after getting the ball back from the catcher
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Walker wins the 2016 PGA Championship. If only there was a phrase a 1970s TV show used that could accurately express his feelings right now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What if this year's Republican nominee is actually mentally ill? What can be done if a sick person becomes President? Tom Clancy working on a novel as we speak?
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Quincannon gives Jesse one last chance to speak to his congregation. Will Jesse finally get some answers from God Himself? Will Emily turn evil? Will Arseface escape Hell? It's your Preacher Season Finale Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
You know the presidential election has gotten weird when a dead gorilla is polling at 5% of the vote
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Kochtopus will keep its tentacles out of the Presidential race this year, preferring to muddy the shallower waters of the Senate and House races
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The latest state to get smacked down by the courts over blatantly-unconstitutional voter suppression laws: Wisconsin
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"By looking down on the hillbilly, you can get that high of self-righteousness and superiority without violating any of the moral norms of your own tribe. So your own prejudice is never revealed for what it is"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's shortlist of Supreme Court judiciary picks has emerged, and boy is it better than Donald Trump, which just contains Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, and Judge Reinhold
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump can't let it go and is now going after the mom of the dead American soldier. Trump prefers moms whose kids don't die in combat
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
North Dakota State is banning all media -- from bloggers to traditional outlets -- unless they pay the university for the rights to cover games, live interviews, press conferences, etc
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey's President Erdogan has some more brilliant post-coup "reform" ideas, like shutting down all military academies, cutting the size of the police and military forces, and giving him personal control of the military and spy agencies
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat July 30, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 201, Robbie Lawler defends the welterweight title against Tyron Woodley, co-main is Rose Namajunas vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
The Houston Chronicle, one of the largest newspapers in a state that has voted Republican in the last nine presidential elections, has endorsed Hillary Clinton in its earliest endorsement of a candidate in its history
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
You don't even have to like auto racing or know where the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps even is to appreciate a field of Lamborghinis wrecking there before the race even starts. Twice
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not often you run across the phrase "an impenetrable mathematical hellscape" in the legitimate scientific press, but this 500-page proof of inter-universal Teichmüller Theory is making mathematicians shoot blood from their eyes
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(Straight)
 
 
 
Note to undercover cops: If you tell someone you represent a terrorist group that will kill them if they bail on their plan to stage an attack you planned for them, it just might be entrapment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General buys 41 former Walmart Express stores. Apparently the goal is to attract customers who didn't like shopping at Walmart Express because the clientele was just a bit too sophisticated
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Most flying car prototypes are either unworkable, unwieldy, or incipient flying deathtraps. Then there's this thing, which makes no pretensions about what it wants to be: simply awesome
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One hundred days from now, either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump will be elected president. In such a volatile political year, the outcome is anyone's guess. Come explain why your choice is the obvious choice
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Apparently those leaky pipes in the Australian Olympic team's building were for fire prevention
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fresh off a signing a bazillion dollar contract, Colts QB Andrew Luck says he's "100% healthy". So, what's the over/under of games before he gets hurt? Does he even make it out of the pre-season?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Revisionist history at its finest: a conservative pastor thinks the US warned Japan about what cities it wanted to drop the atomic bomb on so they could be prepared
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more reason to block advertising, ads on pretty much every legitimate news source have been spreading malware since 2013-15. It took this long to notice because security researchers never have OEM branding in their control panel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How does a candidate prepare to lose every debate in dramatic fashion in front of what are sure to be the largest audiences in television history?
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
How Jackie the cow got pregnant no one knows because the nearest bull lives two-and-half miles away which seems like a long way to traipse for a quickie
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you're planning to go to a party this weekend and you want to "WOW" your friends then I bet you would be interested in making an impression on them with your extensive knowledge of the exciting history of drywall
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott acquitted of DUI, after breathalizer test registers only three tenths of a Manziel
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(US News)
 
 
 
Analysts forecast an upcoming restaurant recession. Unfortunately, the minute Americans start cutting back on food, it's time to prepare for a total economic collapse
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