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500 headlines found matching 'Pre'
Mon May 25, 2015
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad detonates "suspicious" pressure cooker found in a car near the Capitol. So either it was a bomb, or someone's Memorial Day picnic just got ruined
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Osprey: Half-airplane, half-helicopter. Totally badass? Depends who you're talking to
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Sun May 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Sansa belt from Ramsay? Will Jon Snow and the Wildlings prepare for Winter? Will Brienne finally take action? Why no Arya tonight? Find out in The Gift, 9 PM ET on HBO. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(268)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Priscilla Presley is now 70. That's Incredible
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"In its latest attempt to brand itself as a media entity, Snapchat is now hiring journalists to cover the 2016 presidential race. To Snap the race, more accurately"
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last day of the Premier League season with the only things left to decide Europa League spot and the last relegation place. Can Southampton finish a magical season with a EL spot and will the Newcastle meltdown finish with them relegated
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(281)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Twelve blind teenagers are preparing to hike at the Grand Canyon, making those of us with perfect vision look lazy
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(51)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(334)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Students are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would change their yearbook quotes to say things like 'Want to hear the most annoying noise in the world?' and 'The only negativity around here should be a pregnancy test'
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(42)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 187, with two title fights. Anthony "Rumble" Johnson vs Daniel Cormier and Chris Weidman vs Vitor Belfort. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(247)
 
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
iPhone saves man from gunshot wound to the chest. Teddy Roosevelt unimpressed
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(39)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
"The front page of Adult FriendFinder, which is based in California, features photos of dozens of attractive young women. Yet the hacked user data, contained in 15 spreadsheets, reveals how few females appear to use Adult FriendFinder"
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(133)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba is not just another pretty face. She's also a self-made corporate billionaire. After only 4 years
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(151)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese entrepreneur opens a restaurant called Forrest Gump that is staffed by people with learning difficulties and that's all I have to say about that
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(33)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Here's Josh Duggar touching all the GOP presidential candidates, who clearly don't know where those hands have been
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(191)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
List of ten best places for BBQ in the U.S. seems pretty spot on -- New York City? Get a rope
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(228)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: "No one would worry about President Rick Perry invading Texas with Jade Helm 15." All sane people: "No one worried that the current President was invading Texas, either"
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TLC airs 19 Kids and Counting marathon, presumably to celebrate the number of children Josh Duggar touched
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
As of today Pac-Man is now old enough to be president of the US
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(73)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you've ever used AdultFriendFinder.com, congratulations: The entire internet now knows your sexual preferences
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain presents ten rules for grilling a hamburger that won't suck. "Are you heaping your grill with coals and then dousing them with accelerants because a high flame somehow looks cool and makes your penis feel larger? Don't bother"
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google maps: "The President is near"
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(47)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
SWAT team successfully apprehends a sleeping drunk man, but fails to shoot him for reasons that are still unclear
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(33)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo plans government transparency summit meeting...for the Friday afternoon of Memorial Day weekend, with press uninvited
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(9)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to colleges, we as Americans focus way too much on the prestige and brand of particular universities, says somebody who obviously went to Arizona State
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Wed May 20, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
NXT Takeover Unstoppable rumors have it that Samoa Joe or John Cena could appear. 8 PM ET/pre-show 7:30 PM ET on WWE Network
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(646)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Rand Paul is filibustering against the Patriot Act and NSA spying right now and no this has nothing to do with him trying to raise money for his presidential campaign
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(123)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
People are outraged that high schoolers somehow got the impression that the police are treating Americans badly
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(75)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP solution if the Supreme Court guts the ACA (ObamaCare): Allow insurance companies to reject or cancel customers with pre-existing conditions
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(171)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveils plan for tuition-free college educations paid for by taxes on Wall Street, ensuring his campaign will be funded by exactly no one
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(108)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/20 New Comics Previews: Something something Deadpool in Secret Wars
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(37)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal from the Boy Scout store, always be prepared. To hire a good lawyer
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You would think a bi-partisan sexual abuse education and prevention bill would have no trouble passing in Alaska. Until a social conservative from Wasilla steps in
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I know what you're saying: where can I get these fine new airbags? Well that's the gag. Chances are, you've bought 'em already. So, remember, spread a little sunshine, and put on a happy face
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(26)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Premal Shah, crowdsurf on down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Searching for videos on how to juggle knives while balancing a chain saw? Taste battery acid? Make chlorine gas? Tie a noose? You can find all of this, and more, on YouTube Kids, the new app Google has marketed as safe for preschoolers"
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(25)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Wells presents Barry with a life changing choice in the finale of season 1 (CW 8ET) Later on iZombie Liv and Clive investigate the death of a journalist who was investigating a popular energy drink (CW 9ET) Shut up Iris
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"At most restaurants, you are served what you ask for so routinely that your eyes glaze over with boredom. Javelina does not fall into the trap of dull predictability"
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(54)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "I've given the president an earful about how this trade deal will damage this nation. But I can't share my criticisms with you." Obama: So, you don't have any specific criticisms, huh?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bill approving Tesla to directly sell cars to customers in Texas dies in committee. According to representative Senfronia Thompson, "It would have been wiser if Mr. Tesla had sat down with the car dealers first." Zombie Nikola unavailable for comment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In the most compelling argument ever made for the widespread use of CCTV cameras, they let you watch 81-year-old women get run down by runaway tractor tires. Don't worry, she was fine, she's laughing with us right now. Probably
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(64)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Pretty sure one of the tasks of being president of the European Union is to know which countries are in the European Union
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(30)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
The Duggars are trying to get pregnant, something new and different
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(132)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: "Jersey loves me too much to let me go as president. No, seriously. Stop laughing"
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(54)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's what it's like to crash the new Chevy Camaro on a press junket
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(16)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
One of nation's largest foreclosure law firm files for bankruptcy. If there was only someone to represent them. Too bad they probably can't afford themselves
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Mon May 18, 2015
(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
The Kane show continues, Rusev will have his tup shut, and LOLCENAWINS. It's your Monday Night Raw thread. (8pm USA/7:30pm preshow 9.99)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study finds gay, bisexual teens more likely to get pregnant than straight peers. Wait, what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Premier League title is wrapped up, but the Champions League spots are clawing for position, and there's one more relegation spot open. Meanwhile the Championship playoff finals are already in action with Norwich facing Ipswich
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that Sovereign Citizen who's been telling you over and over that income taxes are illegal? Well, the Supreme Court just kinda agreed with him
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham does a cannonball into the already crowded pool of GOP presidential nominees with a resounding message of hope and optimism: "I am running because I think the world is falling apart,"
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(231)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Is any Republican besides John Bolton NOT running for president?"
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(66)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Elian Gonzalez emerges from Cuban prison, thanks Americans for their love, then gets forcibly extracted from his press conference by armed soldiers
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(108)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Any article that includes the phrase "Then he gets you naked in his hotel bed, and you spread out like pancake batter..." deserves a look
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
ISIS' big daddy, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, sounds like a Republican presidential candidate when you translate his rhetoric. Koch brothers financing and Fox News positive coming soon
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's incomprehensible British headline that still sounds dirty somehow: "Dolly Parton says 'ay up me duck' at book scheme launch"
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Sun May 17, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns get his Payback against the Smarks? Will John Cena get Payback for Putin's 8 goals? Will Dolph Ziggler get Payback instead of being owed 3 times? CM Punk isn't walking through that door for WWE Payback 8pm, 7:30 preshow
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(1100)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A mysterious wealthy businessman paying a porn star $10 Million for a 15-year "exclusive services" contract is not the premise of the latest "50 Shades" knock off, but something that actually just happened
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(160)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
As everyone seems to have forgotten the USA's greatest tragedy, subby presents: A little over three years ago, that Great American, Ted Nugent, died
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(117)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Look, we've been over this time and time again. If you're going to steal a $2,000 puppy, do NOT do it in a store where you have previously filled out a job application with your real address
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(36)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat May 16, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Presenting a 3D printed device that can crack a combo lock in 30 seconds. Your turn, Master Lock
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(26)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a Hollywood movie premier, you get applauded. If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a prom in Florida, you get sent home
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(169)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CVS pill barista refuses to fill prescription because he didn't like the neighborhood the CVS was in
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(246)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
House: lesser chicken not greater than greater good pursuit of lesser oppression in the name of greater freedom and lesser greatness lessening
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(75)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will American Pharoah once again be the class of the field in front of the women in fancy hats waiting for a horse race at the 2015 Preakness Stakes? Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(150)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
More and more people fleeing oppressive, tyrannical states like California and New York, welcomed with open arms by Texas
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(248)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Former Dolphin Garo Yepremian has thrown his last completion
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(33)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer but you have to admit a shade canopy that you can also eat is pretty damn useful
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Ben Carson (R-eally loony) said he would not rule out military force against Russia and that the President is obligated to enforce the laws made by congress but not "judicial laws" that emanate from courts
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(149)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning MMA: UFC Fight Night (Morning) 66 Live from Manila. Frankie Edgar vs Uriah Faber. Fight Pass Prelims at 7 AM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 AM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 AM ET
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ma'am, I know that your suicidal husband just texted you saying he's about to kill himself, but we've just finished our pre-takeoff cabin check and you're going to need to have your phone in airplane mode now, mmkay?
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(133)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could go for some trance, EDM, oontze-oontze intermixed with visceral, archetypal Native American imagery, leaving me feeling like I took some mescaline," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A strong grip can predict heart disease, improve sex life
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's about ethics in Presidential advocacy
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(63)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 137, Kendall Grove vs Brandon Halsey. Prelims at 7 PM ET on Spike.com, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(62)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
The Republican National Committee has lost count of how many Republicans are running for president
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(75)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker shows appreciation to a war vet, buys him a house. Tag is for the veteran
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(40)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Mr. Corndog McDeep-throater to throw his hat in the Presidential ring. Again
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(51)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Who knew $18M in Medicare fraud would be one of Preet's buttons?
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(11)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Amtrak derailment could have been prevented had Amtrak been able to buy the RF spectrum needed by its otherwise ready-to-go Positive Train Control system. But money & rules
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(158)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Obama and six Arab leaders meet at Camp David...or is that Rivendell? to...apparently, they're simply going to walk into Mordor going by the height of the participants
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(49)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The Windows Blog)
 
 
 
Candy Crush to come pre-installed on all copies of Windows 10, so hey, at least there's something good about it
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(55)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, John Bolton and his mustache will not be running for President in 2016
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(57)
 
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Instead of Obamacare, 2016 Presidental hopeful Jeb Bush wants you to use the Apple Watch apps
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(139)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pet python swallows BBQ tongs, produces one of be the best X-rays ever: "It was pretty obvious what the problem was"
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(39)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr. on the death of his father Sunday as the band prepared to kick off their world tour in Canada: "Nice timing, dad"
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama's job numbers prove he is the second worst kind of president ever
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(95)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Korea suffers their 15th major internet outage this year. Or as AOL customers call that, a pretty good week
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you depressed? That's too bad. Hope you feel better, even though your risk of stroke may increase if you do
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is a soccer superstar so you'd expect him to have really impressive legs. But this is superhuman"
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With no more pressing issues to tackle, New York moves to make it illegal to declaw cats
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(538)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media representation of gays has destroyed traditional families. And as a divorced father who didn't speak to his daughter for five years, the author knows what he's talking about
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(258)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burundian general: "We have removed the president from office." President: "LOL nope"
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(18)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri House Speaker John Diehl (R) exchanged inappropriate text messages with an intern, wanted to leave her "quivering." I don't know if his wife and three children will appreciate that
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(115)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Notorious drug-addled criminal begins community service at a preschool for underprivileged kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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(37)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans have brilliant new idea for preventing voter fraud. It is poll taxes
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(87)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man walks away from pre-release center, is charged with premature discharge
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Children as young as 10 are smoking cigarettes, consuming energy drinks to prep for exams. Which works, especially when it makes them sick enough to miss school on test day
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(14)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Media outlet outraged over Hillary's dodging of press questions. Difficulty: it's not Fox News
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in case you were worried, even if the Supreme Court rules in favor of Obamacare's Congressional critics in the lawsuit challenging its subsidies, it will not affect, in any way, the subsidies Congressmen and their staffs receive under Obamacare
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(21)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The oral history of Big League Chew is actually pretty damn interesting
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has taken the Candy Bar Test and scored an impressive 74 out of 80 and promises to finish the challenge after his lower abdominal resection heals
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(13)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro says US and Cuba will soon set up ambassadorships, with Cuba to be represented by a loyal Communist apparatchik, while the US plans to name whichever multi-million-dollar Obama donor likes cigars the most
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(36)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/13 New Comics Preview: Introducing your new Thor.... Bridget, Yes really. Stop laughing
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(64)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If President Obama just lost to Elizabeth Warren on his fast-track trade bill, does that mean that Jeb Bush is now president and we will so be starting a land war with Asia?
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(85)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flight MH370 searchers discover wreckage on ocean floor...of a previously undiscovered shipwreck. CNN headquarters placed on medical alert after initial euphoria replaced with crushing depression
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(21)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Now you can finally see the lost Empire Strikes Back-preceding short film for free
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(27)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Adoptions soar at sanctuary thanks to huge cat - Andre the Giant Cat, to be precise
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(36)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman joins the 1,000 Pound Club by doing a 355 lb. squat, a 235 lb. bench press and a 410 lb. deadlift... not including his big brass balls
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(64)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hopefully when the Joint Chiefs ask President Jeb Bush if he wants to nuke Iran they'll ask him twice to confirm that he heard the question correctly
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(107)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Obama's trade plan in jeopardy because of lackluster Democratic support, Republicans are talking about helping the President by sweetening the deal by limiting the Democrats congressional debate
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(95)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SO where are you stash your nest egg these days? T-bills? Blue chips? going "long" on Apple? Fools. All the smart money on Wall Street is going deep into "unicorns", and presumably, hedging with rainbows
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(43)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
Video
 
Hungarian paramedics blast through city centre traffic thanks to nerves of steel, balls of brass and, presumably, teflon ambulances
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(34)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Woman takes 'crime spree' to whole new level by robbing three banks in 30 minutes
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(23)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
"An insurance cheat who claimed his 'chronic fatigue' prevented him from leading a normal life was caught out when he posted photos online of himself racing supercars"
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(42)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Liking pictures of pretty women on Instagram is all fun and games until the woman you are actually dating finds out. (Not safe for work Language)
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(4)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Prepare to have your mind blown: The most iconic Guns N' Roses song - Sweet Child O' Mine - was totally jacked from an Australian soft rock band"
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(109)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dogs will become too expensive in the future and we'll have to buy robo-pets instead. Blade Runner predicted this
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(116)
 
(Radio Iowa)
 
 
 
Landowner: "On these recordings you will hear evidence of my senior pipeline representative offering me not once, not twice, but three times the sexual services of a woman," Tweedy said, "the last time being a $1200 teenage prostitute"
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(97)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chicago lands Obama presidential bribrary. Library. Sorry, force of habit
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(32)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Case of pregnant 10-year-old divides Paraguay." Hopefully between the folks who want to lynch the stepfather who raped her, and the ones who think hangin's too good for him
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(98)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler's wife pregnant for third time; Bears fans amazed Jay Cutler can hit any target three times
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson says his tax plan comes directly from the Bible, which should ensure our economy is ready to face the complex challenges of the upcoming "Iron Age"
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(196)
 
(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
It's the last PPV before Payback so get ready for HHH, contract signings, HHH, last minute match makings, HHH, Cena-Rusev with Rusev going over before the PPV, and HHH. There's a chance that Steph might return along with HHH tonight on Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(856)
 
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Hipster-shaming in Portland: "Yes, I saw you throw your trash on the ground. I'm sure you thought some plebeian would pick it up. I was disgusted by your laziness and entitlement. BTW the trashy Stevie Nicks wannabe outfit is pretty tired"
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(60)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Anchorman thought it would be funny to tweet-promo the news team with "Pretty Woman" photoshop poster, starring himself as Richard Gere and his co-anchor as Julia Roberts. That escalated quickly
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(63)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator arrested after shooting up his girlfriend and ex-wife's car. Yes, girlfriend and ex-wife are the same person. Indeed, the senator represents Detroit
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(28)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Former Top Gear presenters may have a new show sooner rather than later. Get ready for a wave of adverts though
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greek politicians say there is no "Plan B," despite 43 previous failures to reach agreement, insist that Grecian Formula 44 must be accepted if Europe doesn't want to end up looking old and decrepit
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(45)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
"Seen through game theory, cancer and police corruption are pretty much the same thing. And for one of them, there's a cure"
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders somehow figures out how to reduces his chances of winning the Dem nomination to a negative percentage. Impressive
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(68)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Cool: Parents impressed that their child's teacher is a movie star. Not cool: Parents not impressed that their child's teacher is a video star
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(89)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Oompa Loompas charged with stalking after they harass their precious snowflake's basketball coach through fake email accounts over a two-year period
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Orangutan feeds baby tigers while acting as their surrogate mother in footage even a flinty-hearted jerkoff like you has to admit is pretty damn cute
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(12)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
"It's Barack." "Obama." "Your President." "Way"
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(37)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"We don't have to prove that the person is guilty. It's that the money is presumed to be guilty"
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(214)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
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(11)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Polish presidential candidate vows to legalize child pornography, scrap welfare, prevent women from voting ever again and install screen doors on Polish navy's fleet of submarines, probably
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(30)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina, GOP presidential candidate and former Hewlett Packard CEO: "I believe in states' rights. They're within their rights to legalize marijuana, and they're conducting an experiment I hope the rest of the nation is looking closely at"
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(165)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Most of the time, the quarterback for a high school football team takes the hot preppy cheerleader or female athlete to the prom. This one took a girl with Down syndrome to it, fulfilling an elementary school promise
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host has gone camping so there won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight. Instead here is an archived show from May 11, 2013
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(34)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Both parties are delighted with the Court's decision and are working harmoniously to ensure Krissi receives the best possible medical care. We are appreciative of the manner in which Judge Jeryl Debra Rosh handled this matter"
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(18)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 65, Mark Hunt vs Stipe Miocic, live from Australia. Prelims at 7:45 PM ET, main card at 11 PM ET, both on UFC Fight Pass
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(194)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With election victory going to their heads the Camerons unveil the British answer to the Presidential limousine
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(20)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Spray painting a cliff asking a girl to prom in pink-and-purple 8-foot-high letters is technically impressive, completely stupid
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(37)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Let's try to give the bear the room it needs as it continues its tour of Dunwoody," police posted on Facebook. "Take precautions with your children, pets, and garbage cans and so on"
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(29)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio State freshman writes Richard Nixon, calling him a great president and an even greater person. Well with judgment like that, he can't be doing well. Wait, he's governor? And wants to be president?
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(80)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"There's a serious disadvantage to being represented in court by a disbarred forger with no legal knowledge"
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(25)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
FBI agent shot trying to apprehend the Longhorn Bandit bank robber, suspect is barricaded in a hotel surrounded by SWAT. UPDATE: Suspect dead, reportedly by self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(101)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airline bans guy for life, after he boarded plane dressed as female flight attendant, used a sex toy to help cabin crew with safety presentation, then showed everyone his strategically placed Pinocchio tattoo
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pregnant women's cellphones may rattle the sleep and wake cycle of their fetuses. Which explains the high number of newborns already addicted to "Candy Crush"
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(7)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In response to 11-year-old's touching letter, Obama travels to South Dakota, becoming only the 4th president to visit all 57 states
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(93)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll, and President Obama may put tolls on roads to take your rolls if this article is not a troll
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(103)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump hires two people for his presidential exploration committee, including Newt Gingrich's former campaign manager
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(74)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Hispanic restaurant owners to host 'White Appreciation Day" with the understanding they 'might' receive a backlash. Well...guess what?
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(328)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Verizon customer service is pretty bad-but can it actually kill?
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(19)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fitbit files for IPO. That's a pretty big step
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(39)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Woman learns the hard way that "organ donor" and "sexual predator" are right next to each other on the DMV's drop-down box
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(86)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When asked about the strip club bust, the sheriff said, "It was very impressive"
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(48)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Steve King predicts a SCOTUS ruling for gay marriage will throw the country into an endless trauma, stops just short of saying it will take a civil war to settle. In other words, "The straights shall rise again"
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(163)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush releases Cinco de Mayo message only in Spanish. Which is almost as impressive as the time his brother George W made it through an entire speech in English
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(45)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart tackles the obvious pandering to Latinos going on from the 2016 presidential candidates, says Hillary is lamo, Ted and Marco aren't "real" Latinos because they're Cuban and is impressed with Jeb for marriying into the demographic
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day ...and of course hilarity ensues
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz blames Obama for not using his time machine to prevent Mohammed cartoon contest shooting
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(114)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman who spread feces on co-workers chair and mouse will not be serving any jail time. She also will not be invited to any company picnics
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(18)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Olympic gold and silver medalist in the javelin found a pretty unusual but effective way to remove his daughter's loose tooth. Hint: HE'S AN OLYMPIC GOLD AND SILVER MEDALIST IN THE JAVELIN
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a frontrunner in the race for the NRA endorsement for presidential candidates and it's......Bernie Sanders?
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(267)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First: Federal laws to prevent federal money to pay for abortions, Next: state laws preventing women from buying abortion coverage on state insurance exchanges, Now: TX law would prevent ANY insurer from paying for an abortion in the state
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(184)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is the favorite U.S. presidential candidate among millionaire voters. Of course this will just mean that millionaires realize they have to change their ways or something
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another beautiful find of perfectly preserved pre-war automobiles found frozen in time inside a barn, this time in Texas. Let the restoration begin
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(72)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/6 New Comics Previews- Bridget Wonders Why Her Videos Never Turn Out Normal
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
More Americans are comfortable with an openly gay Presidential candidate
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Germanwings pilot who murdered 150 by intentionally crashing a plane had tried out the maneuver previously
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats plan six presidential primary debates, which will be open to any candidate with the initials HRC
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(169)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Other than the 30-lb rat that keeps trying to damage the foundation, the self-sufficient floating food garden is pretty damn cool
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So I decided that I should resign via cake -- not only because nobody can be mad or sad at a cake, but also because I'm a bit of a joker and a cake of resignation is pretty damn hilarious"
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female lifeguards in China fitted with "hidden" cameras to deter pervert swimmers who pretend to drown
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(79)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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(51)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Need to make a better first impression on people so they can accurately gauge who you are as a person? There's a Simpsons matrix for that
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The predominate reaction at the Garland, TX mosque to the nearby shootings seemed to be the same one a lot of us are going with: "A plague on both your houses"
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(392)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A bloodthirsty worm that shoots white 'webs' like Spiderman to snare hapless prey may sound like the stuff of nightmares, and it pretty much is
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
California prepares for its first edible cricket farm. Jiminy
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(26)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1043)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the top of the table almost locked up the excitement is at the foot of the table. Who is safe and who is hearing Kenny Loggins? It's your weekend Premier League thread
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(441)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(181)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben "Prison Makes You Gay" Carson is expected to announce his doomed presidential bid today. Apparently he has nothing better to spend millions on
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(156)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The eternally hot and sexy Helen Mirren's Charm of Making, and Merlin's spells combined, couldn't do anything to prevent this
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(26)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And Jeb Bush has successfully secured the white supremacist vote
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(148)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Texas event promising to award $10k for the best cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed has ended in the way organizers presumably wanted
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(1238)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Teens choose wrong neighborhood to engage in drive-by eggings, end up being detained by over 100 residents. "They just formed a human wall and prevented them from leaving"
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(137)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Demand for new Chick-fil-A in Washington State prompts traffic control measures. It's not a press release, it's your local news
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(112)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Quora: Why does everyone hate the Star Wars prequels so much?
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(208)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, an article which most Farkers can appreciate
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(86)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, the Rolling Stones wrote "Satisfaction" at the future headquarters of Scientology. "When they took over the premises, they are supposed to have had the room, supposedly on the 6th floor, 'cleaned' of the Rolling Stones' influence"
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(33)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(155)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mormon Church issues first statement on health of its president, presumably on gold tablets
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(35)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pill jockeys refuse to fill legitimate prescriptions, then blame DEA for their incompetence
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(131)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/2 Free Comic Book Day previews, featuring the first appearance of Bridget's Cat
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(21)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nevada lawmakers take a liking to Colorado's weed economy: "That's entrepreneurship, that's America. It's the future and I think it's coming to Nevada"
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Arctic ice researchers presumed drowned after the climate change they were studying finally caught up to them
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(18)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's election time in Britain & they hate their political parties more than Marmite (a yeast-based breakfast spread that is pure black hatred, apparently)
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(57)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Survey finds that men prefer sex in the morning and women late at night. Next survey will include a box for "whatever her answer was"
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
100 million-year-old cockroach found preserved in amber, is probably still alive (pic)
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China bars amateur meteorologists. Which in the United States would pretty much mean the end of The Weather Channel
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin blames difficulties on selling her home on President Obama, the Baltimore riots, and Russia
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Most expensive couch in the world sells for $4 million. Designer now sitting pretty
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cinnabon thrives in era of "healthy eating," to no surprise of Cinnabon president. "There's no hummus chain sweeping the nation right now.... Moreover, the Chipotles and Five Guys of the world - these are some of the hottest concepts out there"
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
A Colorado teen pregnancy prevention program was wildly successful, so Republicans fixed the glitch
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(145)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sentenced to life in prison ordered to pay $140,000 in restitution. At $1 an hour, 8 hours a day for the next 50 years, I'd say they're cutting it pretty close
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The movie "Goodfellas" turns 25 today, so let's take a look back at all the films and television shows that have blatantly ripped it off since it premiered. Yes, Sopranos is at the top of the list
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(123)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Please don't jump pretty Chinese college girl just because your boyfriend dumped you, look at all of us 'boyfriends' down here waiting to catch you
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(80)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pew Research says Americans fail a test of basic political knowledge. We already knew that. It was called the 2000 presidential election
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(90)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this battle preparation
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(50)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Pregnant Popeye's manager who was fired after refusing to pay back money taken during an armed robbery is given her job back at a different store. And also she's suing the company for $5.5 million
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(151)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Colorado mom chastised by pre-school for packing Oreos in daughter's lunch. With a helpful pic of what a chastised Oreo packing mom looks like
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(239)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Come on, Supreme Court. Abortion and buttsex are already legal, therefore gay marriage shouldn't be. QED
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(73)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis skips the NFL Draft to help the citizens of Baltimore. Preferably not while wearing a white suit
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(28)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Flashback: In 1998, HIllary Clinton took great offense over a racy Abercrombie & Fitch Christmas catalog. "Former President Clinton also took note of the catalog"
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(73)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Despite rumors, Derek Jeter has no immediate wedding plans with supermodel girlfriend Hannah Davis, prefers to just use her as a DH
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(41)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Denying Texas children their precious fried food would be child abuse, plain and simple
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(132)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
What happens when a college president shows up at a loud off-campus party to wish everyone a good time?
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(43)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/29 New Comics Previews: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD (well, Marvel's anyway)
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt blames scrapes on his face from a fall caused by wearing flip flops. Biggest bruising from flip flops since John Kerry's presidential campaign
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(27)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans couldn't tell you the gender makeup of the Supreme Court if you spotted them Notorious RBG
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(100)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain ditching self-serve checkouts in favor of 1,000 new 10-items-or-fewer lanes: "Ninety-six per cent of our customers prefer staffed checkouts. Not everyone wants to be herded towards the self-scanning checkouts"
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(106)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
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(16)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Greek President promises repayment of all debt
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
AT&T fires its president for being a racist idiot. We can't hear him now
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(187)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart's advice to thousands of workers it suddenly laid off without notice: "Avoid stimulants such as caffeine, chocolate and nicotine and depressants such as alcohol"
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(46)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox host: "When George W. Bush was president, the most important thing to him was not to be liked, but to be respected, and you better believe no one would have been beheaded when he was president"
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(166)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Twitter posts 1Q loss of $162 million. CEO spreads the blame around to 140 different characters
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(26)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Riots cause Orioles to play at empty stadium, preparing them for a weekend series in Tampa
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(45)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Annual feminist award will be presented to a man's hand inserted into a felt pig
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(120)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Weird, Supreme Court Justices Ginsburg and Kagan showed up to work today, even though anti-gay wingnuts told them to call in sick
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(180)
 
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study says that cigars carry the same risks as cigarettes for teens, young adults, U.S. presidents
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(30)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
SCOTUS live blog: Gay marriage decision down to who presents more impressive briefs
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(272)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to fight revenge porn. "I thought, well no, this must be wrong ... they're forcing me to disclose them further when that's what I was trying to prevent"
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(162)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen compares the current state of play in the NBA to his era. And it's not pretty
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(47)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Sure, he killed Osama, prevented a great depression, brought donuts, and convinced Jesus to come back to Earth, but he's still over there eating crackers
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(126)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Latin Post)
 
 
 
It is a new day, NEW DAY, yet John Cena is still our fighting champ. After taking a brilliant diamond cutter, how will Randy Orton get Payback (and somehow let Roman join the party)? Dolph Ziggler is now owed one, tonight on Raw 8pm ET USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1093)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year: Sen. Rand Paul stages a dramatic 13-hour filibuster denouncing the use of drones as illegal and unconstitutional. This year: Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, "There is a valuable use for drones." He can has defense contractor money now?
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(46)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' star says watching ISIS chop heads off made pretending to chop heads off less fun
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation's chief executive uses the "someone forgot to carry the one or something when doing our taxes but it's ok because everyone does it" defense when pressed about donations from various entities
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(53)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eleven awesomely impressive abilities of the honey badger, twelve if you include honey badger don't care
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage currently leads 1-0 in the Supreme Court
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(244)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush hopes recent 30 pound weight loss will win him the presidency. Democrats say no matter how many pounds he loses, he'll never be able to shed his brother's eight years in the White House
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
All hail President Snyder
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(77)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Top 10 jokes by President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros
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(69)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
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(56)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher tweets that he prays for Kathmandu: "Praying not a single pagan temple will b rebuilt & the people will repent/receive Christ." Christ, what an asshole
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(320)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
If you're going to rent your basement to someone, make sure she doesn't have a history of extorting men over fake pregnancies. Oh, and don't have sex with her either. Basement living trifecta now in play
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(49)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In the US, you can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium. In Serbia, soccer fans can bring their own stun grenades and road flares to games, presumably because they're really expensive at the concessions (pics)
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(6)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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(85)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe if you had remembered that your mountain was sacred back when the previous 12 telescopes were being built people would take you a little more seriously now
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(58)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sid Tepper, who wrote songs for musicians like Elvis Presley, has been reunited with him
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(40)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 186, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Kyoji Horiguchi for the flyweight title. Also the UFC return of Rampage Jackson. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(286)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(129)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Full day of hockey ahead. Three Elimination games. Isles, Preds, Canucks will try to extend their series. Bolts/Wings play game 5. The festivities start in what could be the last game at Nassau Coliseum at 3pm ET
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(1223)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary shakes the pockets of her campaign staff: Listen troops, we've only got a few billion to spend on my presidential campaign, spend it wisely - unlike last time
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(93)
 
(Pakistan Daily Times)
 
 
 
A demanding job can help fight dementia. Which explains the success of the Ronald Reagan presidency
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(11)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(35)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Daughter of Wonderlic test creator says her father's test fails at predicting an athlete's success. Since she's also a Cubs fan it's safe to assume she's an expert on failure
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(18)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LabCorp to let consumers order their own blood tests directly without seeing a doctor. Critics say it's a prescription for headaches
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment
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(65)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Prosperity Gospel " preacher, Rev. Creflo Dollar (yes, really) explains why God needs a spaceship: "I'm gonna have to believe God for a billion dollar space shuttle. Cause we got to preach the Gospel on Mars"
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(152)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's public advisories in the U.S.: Scattered thunderstorms, maybe some flooding. In Australia: "The prehistoric killer appears to have developed an interest in human flesh"
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(39)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
President Obama says there is less violence in the world today than there was 40 years ago. Apparently he's never tuned in to AM talk radio
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(136)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"World War O" the little known prequel to the zombie apocalypse
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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(104)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl Champs met with the President at the White House with one notable absence: Tom Brady. President said to be deflated by missing a chance to meet the greatest Quarterback of all time
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(39)
 
(Four Pins)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of everything Karl Lagerfeld hates
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(61)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You don't want to order out and can't be bothered to prep and cook.. So what do you fall back on when you need to fix up a quick meal? Show us what you make when the only thing you can do faster is throw snark at this thread
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(320)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these preppers
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's plan for dealing with the press? Copy Hillary Clinton and hide, hide, hide. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ford prepares to export its first made in China Volvos to the US
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(19)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Union ethics panel: Nothing to see here, and certainly no corruption. Bharara: My name's Preet. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shiat
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old banned from reading on school bus; "The bus driver was worried other kids would stand up and try to read over her shoulder. He also expressed concern that Sarah might poke herself in the eye with the corner of her book"
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head
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(23)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"If you touch me again, I'll drop your *ss." This is how you represent
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(95)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets ground crew attempts to tighten second base, hopes to prevent it from being stolen
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
App that demonstrates just how out of touch celebrities are with the rest of the world fails. Wow, who could have predicted that?
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Experts say Glorious Leader at risk of supreme heart attack
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(35)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood pretty much wants Michael Moore dead
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(150)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fartbongo is plotting to become President of the World
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(115)
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
When DID I marry that President-Guy? 10 years ago? A couple of decades ago? It's been a while. You guys know, don't you?
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(78)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
If this isn't a sign that Donald Trump is running for President, then I don't know '80s-style hair plugs from a double forward comb-over
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(18)
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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(34)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
RMoney: "Hillary is too robotic to be President" No, seriously, it said that
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(59)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly wants Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Elena Kagan to recuse themselves from the Supreme Court's upcoming gay marriage case. You can't explain that
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(105)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/22 New Comics Previews: Bridget vs. the world
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(24)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Serbian government jet carrying country's president and top officials nearly plunges out of sky after engine shuts down. Investigation rules out 'terrorism', concludes 'spilled coffee'
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(23)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
In case you needed more proof that NBA players lead better lives then the rest of us I present exhibit A: DeAndre Jordan got to see the new Batmobile before anyone else because he's DeAndre Jordan
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(4)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA launches 'unprecedented' search for alien life - and it wants your help
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why governors aren't the best presidential candidates
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(56)
 
(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Joe Biden announced that he will be running for president yet?
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(121)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
BOE - Religion is not being taught in our schools. Common Sense - What about these internal emails and documents that say otherwise. BOE - How dare you oppress us with facts and our own words, we specifically left all that out of the public record
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(548)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Playboy sends a correspondent to a My Little Pony convention, comes away pretty impressed. No word yet on when the one-off 'Letters to Celestia' issue comes out
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"An Islamic extremist with an arsenal of loaded guns was only prevented from opening fire on churchgoers because he accidentally shot himself, French officials say"
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(157)
 
(Some Magician)
 
 
 
Now, here in this pancreas you see a cancer cell. Now, I say the magic word, Abracadabra, and Presto-Changeo, it's not a cancer cell. Thank my lovely assistant pancreas, also
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(31)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Another day, another Duggar is preggers
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(78)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Waka Flocka Flame"
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(75)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Disgraced torture fetishist Allen West pretty sure nobody got injured playing football before they outlawed praying at football games
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(88)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
High winds are expected in Ohio, even though all the presidential candidates are in New Hampshire
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York's corrupt new assembly speaker is shaping up to be just as corrupt as the previous corrupt assembly speaker
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gov. Chris Christie's approval ratings hit all-time low which could create a roadblock to his Presidential aspirations. Gov. Christie vows to cross that bridge when he comes to it
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So far behind the pack of GOP presidential hopefuls that Hillary could likely beat him in a GOP primary, Sen. Lindsey Graham turns up the Pander to 11, saying he is so pro-Israel, he'd assemble an "all-Jewish" Cabinet as president
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(128)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The latest post-Citizens United campaign finance development: Having your Super PAC run your presidential campaign so to maximize the number of unlimited contributions you receive
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There's actually a policy that makes Pret staff give free coffee to attractive people
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Recently I told my fiancée I played doctor with my best friend--a girl--when we were kids. My fiancée now says my friend is a sexual predator and shouldn't come to the wedding; this friend is like a sister to me. What do I do?"
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(133)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saudi Airstrike hit a Scud missile base or ammo dump just outside Sanaa, Yemen with predictable results (4 videos from various vantage points around the city)
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(30)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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(66)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
WWE is learning not to make the guy with the neck injury headbutt everyone. WWE is learning that it is time for Mizdow to claim Cleveland for his own. WWE is learning that we don't care much about the post-WM pay-per-view. We never learn. Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(848)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee to young men and women: Don't join the military until Hillary is president
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(233)
 
(Everyday Health)
 
 
 
Introverts who claim to like being alone are probably just masking their deep depression
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(301)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: HELP. HELP. I'M BEING OPPRESSED. CAN'T YOU SEE THE OPPRESSION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM?
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(153)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The 45th President will have the have drones capable of tracking terrorists' cell phone signals through audio recordings and kill them. But will he be willing to use that even if it means innocent bystanders might be hurt?
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(72)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
These pre-teen sisters cover Metallica's Enter Sandman, jelly shoes and all, and will melt your damn face off
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Father and daughter with the world's widest tongues easily lick the previous world's record
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(89)
 
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
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(12)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Undercover Minnesota cops bust bar for selling Wisconsin's "Spotted Cow" beer after 'anonymous tip', noticing beer taps on bar's Facebook page. Will next investigate if the Radisson is 'pretty good'
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(54)
 
(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 10, 2012 for you to enjoy
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(71)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 15, Lyoto Machida vs Luke Rockhold, Fight Pass prelims at 4:30 PM ET, televised prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local broadcast Fox affiliate
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry hip young progressive voters, maybe next presidential election. Maybe
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(330)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs start today with 4 games actually spread out (sticks tongue out at the NHL) 1st up: Raptors/Wizards at 12:30ET, Golden State hosts the Pelicans @3:30, Bucks at the Bulls @7:00 then at 9:30 the battle of Texas
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(250)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mattel hoping to engineer a Barbie comeback, presumably by adding a new hat
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(10)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
KISS to team up with Scooby Doo in new film, presumably to deal with yet another phantom of the park
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(42)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
"The president should request an income for Michelle Obama and all future first spouses in the next White House budget. It would send a powerful signal that equal pay is an important principle at the highest level of government"
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(137)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An oral history of Airplane? What is it? It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol, but that's not important right now
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(59)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie vs. Predator, Archie vs. Zombies, Archie vs. The Punisher ... who is left for America's favorite teenager to battle? Oh, of course
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(35)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take me down to Party City where the stock is green and the IPO pretty
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby expresses concerns about hitting Peak Douchebag, bans Selfie Sticks
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog flu outbreak discovered in Chicago is now spreading throughout the Midwest. Your dog wants Tamiflu
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The moment when Chris Christie pretty much lost the entire west coast
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George W. Bush endorses his brother Jeb for president. Barbara and George Sr. say they're holding out to see if anyone smarter is running
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton represents everything Democrats claim to despise: war, secrecy, big money and seedy political connections
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple Watch presale numbers may be as high as 2.3 million. Or not. We don't know
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation: Whoa, whoa. You thought we said we'd *continue* taking foreign donations while Hillary runs for president. No, no, you totes misheard us. We said NOT continue taking foreign donations. Not. Continue. There, we good now?
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Beautiful snowflakes complain about the 'presentation' of their school lunch, with a--*looks at pic* Holy God, who's the cook over there, Mussolini?
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. prescription drug spending jumps 13% to a record $374 billion - mostly due to people who got severe headaches and dizziness after attempting to navigate through the Obamacare website
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Striking airline food workers at LAX affect international flights. United Airlines passengers forced to endure entire flight without getting their bag of 10 peanuts or a handful of stale pretzels
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Medical professor attends son's abstinence-only sex ed class, live tweets the proceedings: "Paper babies are being handed out to EVERYONE. They have ALL HAD CONDOM FAILURE AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS PREGNANT"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The malevolent hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz has raised $4.3 million for its doomed presidential campaign
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's pretext for SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN: Johnny Cash lyrics
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
F1 2015 game preview: Racing is great, plus you don't have to listen to Lewis Hamilton talk
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some things are priceless, like the expression on a road raging douche's face after receiving a healthy dose of karma (Not safe for work language)
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Female CEO says she will move to Canada if a woman is elected President
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather hypes up his upcoming fight with Manny Paquiao by saying he's "pretty much done" with boxing: "It's not fun like it was back then. It's business now. I don't really enjoy it any longer"
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