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500 headlines found matching 'Pre'
Sun May 03, 2015
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(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(8)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(154)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mormon Church issues first statement on health of its president, presumably on gold tablets
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(22)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pill jockeys refuse to fill legitimate prescriptions, then blame DEA for their incompetence
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(119)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
5/2 Free Comic Book Day previews, featuring the first appearance of Bridget's Cat
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(21)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nevada lawmakers take a liking to Colorado's weed economy: "That's entrepreneurship, that's America. It's the future and I think it's coming to Nevada"
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the top of the table almost locked up the excitement is at the foot of the table. Who is safe and who is hearing Kenny Loggins? It's your weekend Premier League thread
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(282)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Arctic ice researchers presumed drowned after the climate change they were studying finally caught up to them
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(18)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's election time in Britain & they hate their political parties more than Marmite (a yeast-based breakfast spread that is pure black hatred, apparently)
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Survey finds that men prefer sex in the morning and women late at night. Next survey will include a box for "whatever her answer was"
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
100 million-year-old cockroach found preserved in amber, is probably still alive (pic)
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China bars amateur meteorologists. Which in the United States would pretty much mean the end of The Weather Channel
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin blames difficulties on selling her home on President Obama, the Baltimore riots, and Russia
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Most expensive couch in the world sells for $4 million. Designer now sitting pretty
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cinnabon thrives in era of "healthy eating," to no surprise of Cinnabon president. "There's no hummus chain sweeping the nation right now.... Moreover, the Chipotles and Five Guys of the world - these are some of the hottest concepts out there"
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(106)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
A Colorado teen pregnancy prevention program was wildly successful, so Republicans fixed the glitch
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(145)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sentenced to life in prison ordered to pay $140,000 in restitution. At $1 an hour, 8 hours a day for the next 50 years, I'd say they're cutting it pretty close
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The movie "Goodfellas" turns 25 today, so let's take a look back at all the films and television shows that have blatantly ripped it off since it premiered. Yes, Sopranos is at the top of the list
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(123)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Please don't jump pretty Chinese college girl just because your boyfriend dumped you, look at all of us 'boyfriends' down here waiting to catch you
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(80)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pew Research says Americans fail a test of basic political knowledge. We already knew that. It was called the 2000 presidential election
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(90)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this battle preparation
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(50)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Pregnant Popeye's manager who was fired after refusing to pay back money taken during an armed robbery is given her job back at a different store. And also she's suing the company for $5.5 million
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(151)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Colorado mom chastised by pre-school for packing Oreos in daughter's lunch. With a helpful pic of what a chastised Oreo packing mom looks like
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(239)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Come on, Supreme Court. Abortion and buttsex are already legal, therefore gay marriage shouldn't be. QED
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(73)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis skips the NFL Draft to help the citizens of Baltimore. Preferably not while wearing a white suit
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(28)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Flashback: In 1998, HIllary Clinton took great offense over a racy Abercrombie & Fitch Christmas catalog. "Former President Clinton also took note of the catalog"
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(73)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Despite rumors, Derek Jeter has no immediate wedding plans with supermodel girlfriend Hannah Davis, prefers to just use her as a DH
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(41)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Denying Texas children their precious fried food would be child abuse, plain and simple
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(132)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
What happens when a college president shows up at a loud off-campus party to wish everyone a good time?
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(43)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/29 New Comics Previews: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD (well, Marvel's anyway)
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt blames scrapes on his face from a fall caused by wearing flip flops. Biggest bruising from flip flops since John Kerry's presidential campaign
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(27)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans couldn't tell you the gender makeup of the Supreme Court if you spotted them Notorious RBG
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(100)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain ditching self-serve checkouts in favor of 1,000 new 10-items-or-fewer lanes: "Ninety-six per cent of our customers prefer staffed checkouts. Not everyone wants to be herded towards the self-scanning checkouts"
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(106)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens police capture wily coyote, presumably by painting a tunnel on a brick wall and waiting
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(16)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Greek President promises repayment of all debt
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(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
AT&T fires its president for being a racist idiot. We can't hear him now
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(187)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart's advice to thousands of workers it suddenly laid off without notice: "Avoid stimulants such as caffeine, chocolate and nicotine and depressants such as alcohol"
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(46)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox host: "When George W. Bush was president, the most important thing to him was not to be liked, but to be respected, and you better believe no one would have been beheaded when he was president"
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(166)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Twitter posts 1Q loss of $162 million. CEO spreads the blame around to 140 different characters
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(26)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Riots cause Orioles to play at empty stadium, preparing them for a weekend series in Tampa
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(45)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Annual feminist award will be presented to a man's hand inserted into a felt pig
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(120)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Weird, Supreme Court Justices Ginsburg and Kagan showed up to work today, even though anti-gay wingnuts told them to call in sick
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(180)
 
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study says that cigars carry the same risks as cigarettes for teens, young adults, U.S. presidents
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(30)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
SCOTUS live blog: Gay marriage decision down to who presents more impressive briefs
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(272)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman forced to copyright her own breasts to fight revenge porn. "I thought, well no, this must be wrong ... they're forcing me to disclose them further when that's what I was trying to prevent"
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(162)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen compares the current state of play in the NBA to his era. And it's not pretty
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(47)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Sure, he killed Osama, prevented a great depression, brought donuts, and convinced Jesus to come back to Earth, but he's still over there eating crackers
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(126)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Latin Post)
 
 
 
It is a new day, NEW DAY, yet John Cena is still our fighting champ. After taking a brilliant diamond cutter, how will Randy Orton get Payback (and somehow let Roman join the party)? Dolph Ziggler is now owed one, tonight on Raw 8pm ET USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1093)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year: Sen. Rand Paul stages a dramatic 13-hour filibuster denouncing the use of drones as illegal and unconstitutional. This year: Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, "There is a valuable use for drones." He can has defense contractor money now?
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(46)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' star says watching ISIS chop heads off made pretending to chop heads off less fun
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation's chief executive uses the "someone forgot to carry the one or something when doing our taxes but it's ok because everyone does it" defense when pressed about donations from various entities
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(53)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eleven awesomely impressive abilities of the honey badger, twelve if you include honey badger don't care
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage currently leads 1-0 in the Supreme Court
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(244)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush hopes recent 30 pound weight loss will win him the presidency. Democrats say no matter how many pounds he loses, he'll never be able to shed his brother's eight years in the White House
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
All hail President Snyder
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(77)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Top 10 jokes by President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros
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(69)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt stars in a new movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III, and the trailer is actually pretty awesome
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(56)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher tweets that he prays for Kathmandu: "Praying not a single pagan temple will b rebuilt & the people will repent/receive Christ." Christ, what an asshole
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(320)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
If you're going to rent your basement to someone, make sure she doesn't have a history of extorting men over fake pregnancies. Oh, and don't have sex with her either. Basement living trifecta now in play
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(49)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In the US, you can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium. In Serbia, soccer fans can bring their own stun grenades and road flares to games, presumably because they're really expensive at the concessions (pics)
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(6)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
As if "helicopter parents" weren't bad enough, now we have "drone parents" using drones to keep an eye on precious snowflakes. "Negative, Ghostrider, the playground pattern is full"
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(85)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe if you had remembered that your mountain was sacred back when the previous 12 telescopes were being built people would take you a little more seriously now
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(58)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sid Tepper, who wrote songs for musicians like Elvis Presley, has been reunited with him
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(40)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 186, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Kyoji Horiguchi for the flyweight title. Also the UFC return of Rampage Jackson. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(286)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(129)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Full day of hockey ahead. Three Elimination games. Isles, Preds, Canucks will try to extend their series. Bolts/Wings play game 5. The festivities start in what could be the last game at Nassau Coliseum at 3pm ET
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(1223)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary shakes the pockets of her campaign staff: Listen troops, we've only got a few billion to spend on my presidential campaign, spend it wisely - unlike last time
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(93)
 
(Pakistan Daily Times)
 
 
 
A demanding job can help fight dementia. Which explains the success of the Ronald Reagan presidency
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(11)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(35)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Daughter of Wonderlic test creator says her father's test fails at predicting an athlete's success. Since she's also a Cubs fan it's safe to assume she's an expert on failure
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(18)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LabCorp to let consumers order their own blood tests directly without seeing a doctor. Critics say it's a prescription for headaches
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment
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(65)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Prosperity Gospel " preacher, Rev. Creflo Dollar (yes, really) explains why God needs a spaceship: "I'm gonna have to believe God for a billion dollar space shuttle. Cause we got to preach the Gospel on Mars"
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(152)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's public advisories in the U.S.: Scattered thunderstorms, maybe some flooding. In Australia: "The prehistoric killer appears to have developed an interest in human flesh"
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(39)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
President Obama says there is less violence in the world today than there was 40 years ago. Apparently he's never tuned in to AM talk radio
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(136)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"World War O" the little known prequel to the zombie apocalypse
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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(104)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl Champs met with the President at the White House with one notable absence: Tom Brady. President said to be deflated by missing a chance to meet the greatest Quarterback of all time
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of everything Karl Lagerfeld hates
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(61)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You don't want to order out and can't be bothered to prep and cook.. So what do you fall back on when you need to fix up a quick meal? Show us what you make when the only thing you can do faster is throw snark at this thread
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(320)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these preppers
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's plan for dealing with the press? Copy Hillary Clinton and hide, hide, hide. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ford prepares to export its first made in China Volvos to the US
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(19)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Union ethics panel: Nothing to see here, and certainly no corruption. Bharara: My name's Preet. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shiat
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old banned from reading on school bus; "The bus driver was worried other kids would stand up and try to read over her shoulder. He also expressed concern that Sarah might poke herself in the eye with the corner of her book"
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head
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(23)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"If you touch me again, I'll drop your *ss." This is how you represent
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(95)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets ground crew attempts to tighten second base, hopes to prevent it from being stolen
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
App that demonstrates just how out of touch celebrities are with the rest of the world fails. Wow, who could have predicted that?
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Experts say Glorious Leader at risk of supreme heart attack
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(35)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood pretty much wants Michael Moore dead
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(150)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fartbongo is plotting to become President of the World
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(115)
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
When DID I marry that President-Guy? 10 years ago? A couple of decades ago? It's been a while. You guys know, don't you?
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(78)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
If this isn't a sign that Donald Trump is running for President, then I don't know '80s-style hair plugs from a double forward comb-over
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(18)
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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(34)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
RMoney: "Hillary is too robotic to be President" No, seriously, it said that
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(59)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly wants Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Elena Kagan to recuse themselves from the Supreme Court's upcoming gay marriage case. You can't explain that
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(105)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/22 New Comics Previews: Bridget vs. the world
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(24)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Serbian government jet carrying country's president and top officials nearly plunges out of sky after engine shuts down. Investigation rules out 'terrorism', concludes 'spilled coffee'
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(23)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
In case you needed more proof that NBA players lead better lives then the rest of us I present exhibit A: DeAndre Jordan got to see the new Batmobile before anyone else because he's DeAndre Jordan
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(4)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA launches 'unprecedented' search for alien life - and it wants your help
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why governors aren't the best presidential candidates
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(56)
 
(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Joe Biden announced that he will be running for president yet?
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(121)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
BOE - Religion is not being taught in our schools. Common Sense - What about these internal emails and documents that say otherwise. BOE - How dare you oppress us with facts and our own words, we specifically left all that out of the public record
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(548)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Playboy sends a correspondent to a My Little Pony convention, comes away pretty impressed. No word yet on when the one-off 'Letters to Celestia' issue comes out
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"An Islamic extremist with an arsenal of loaded guns was only prevented from opening fire on churchgoers because he accidentally shot himself, French officials say"
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(157)
 
(Some Magician)
 
 
 
Now, here in this pancreas you see a cancer cell. Now, I say the magic word, Abracadabra, and Presto-Changeo, it's not a cancer cell. Thank my lovely assistant pancreas, also
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(31)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Another day, another Duggar is preggers
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(78)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Waka Flocka Flame"
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(75)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Disgraced torture fetishist Allen West pretty sure nobody got injured playing football before they outlawed praying at football games
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(88)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
High winds are expected in Ohio, even though all the presidential candidates are in New Hampshire
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York's corrupt new assembly speaker is shaping up to be just as corrupt as the previous corrupt assembly speaker
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gov. Chris Christie's approval ratings hit all-time low which could create a roadblock to his Presidential aspirations. Gov. Christie vows to cross that bridge when he comes to it
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So far behind the pack of GOP presidential hopefuls that Hillary could likely beat him in a GOP primary, Sen. Lindsey Graham turns up the Pander to 11, saying he is so pro-Israel, he'd assemble an "all-Jewish" Cabinet as president
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(128)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The latest post-Citizens United campaign finance development: Having your Super PAC run your presidential campaign so to maximize the number of unlimited contributions you receive
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There's actually a policy that makes Pret staff give free coffee to attractive people
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Recently I told my fiancée I played doctor with my best friend--a girl--when we were kids. My fiancée now says my friend is a sexual predator and shouldn't come to the wedding; this friend is like a sister to me. What do I do?"
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(133)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saudi Airstrike hit a Scud missile base or ammo dump just outside Sanaa, Yemen with predictable results (4 videos from various vantage points around the city)
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(30)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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(66)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
WWE is learning not to make the guy with the neck injury headbutt everyone. WWE is learning that it is time for Mizdow to claim Cleveland for his own. WWE is learning that we don't care much about the post-WM pay-per-view. We never learn. Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(848)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee to young men and women: Don't join the military until Hillary is president
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(233)
 
(Everyday Health)
 
 
 
Introverts who claim to like being alone are probably just masking their deep depression
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(301)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: HELP. HELP. I'M BEING OPPRESSED. CAN'T YOU SEE THE OPPRESSION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM?
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(153)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The 45th President will have the have drones capable of tracking terrorists' cell phone signals through audio recordings and kill them. But will he be willing to use that even if it means innocent bystanders might be hurt?
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(72)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
These pre-teen sisters cover Metallica's Enter Sandman, jelly shoes and all, and will melt your damn face off
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Father and daughter with the world's widest tongues easily lick the previous world's record
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(89)
 
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
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(12)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Undercover Minnesota cops bust bar for selling Wisconsin's "Spotted Cow" beer after 'anonymous tip', noticing beer taps on bar's Facebook page. Will next investigate if the Radisson is 'pretty good'
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(54)
 
(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 10, 2012 for you to enjoy
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(71)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 15, Lyoto Machida vs Luke Rockhold, Fight Pass prelims at 4:30 PM ET, televised prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local broadcast Fox affiliate
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(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry hip young progressive voters, maybe next presidential election. Maybe
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(330)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs start today with 4 games actually spread out (sticks tongue out at the NHL) 1st up: Raptors/Wizards at 12:30ET, Golden State hosts the Pelicans @3:30, Bucks at the Bulls @7:00 then at 9:30 the battle of Texas
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(250)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mattel hoping to engineer a Barbie comeback, presumably by adding a new hat
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(10)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
George Will put "$1 on Donald Trump in the hope that he will be tempted to run, predictably shellacked and we will be spared this quadrennial charade of his"
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
KISS to team up with Scooby Doo in new film, presumably to deal with yet another phantom of the park
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(42)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
"The president should request an income for Michelle Obama and all future first spouses in the next White House budget. It would send a powerful signal that equal pay is an important principle at the highest level of government"
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(137)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An oral history of Airplane? What is it? It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol, but that's not important right now
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(59)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie vs. Predator, Archie vs. Zombies, Archie vs. The Punisher ... who is left for America's favorite teenager to battle? Oh, of course
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(35)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Take me down to Party City where the stock is green and the IPO pretty
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby expresses concerns about hitting Peak Douchebag, bans Selfie Sticks
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(15)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(83)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog flu outbreak discovered in Chicago is now spreading throughout the Midwest. Your dog wants Tamiflu
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(33)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The moment when Chris Christie pretty much lost the entire west coast
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(202)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
George W. Bush endorses his brother Jeb for president. Barbara and George Sr. say they're holding out to see if anyone smarter is running
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(67)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton represents everything Democrats claim to despise: war, secrecy, big money and seedy political connections
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(239)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple Watch presale numbers may be as high as 2.3 million. Or not. We don't know
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(5)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation: Whoa, whoa. You thought we said we'd *continue* taking foreign donations while Hillary runs for president. No, no, you totes misheard us. We said NOT continue taking foreign donations. Not. Continue. There, we good now?
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(93)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Beautiful snowflakes complain about the 'presentation' of their school lunch, with a--*looks at pic* Holy God, who's the cook over there, Mussolini?
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(134)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(71)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(42)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. prescription drug spending jumps 13% to a record $374 billion - mostly due to people who got severe headaches and dizziness after attempting to navigate through the Obamacare website
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(12)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Striking airline food workers at LAX affect international flights. United Airlines passengers forced to endure entire flight without getting their bag of 10 peanuts or a handful of stale pretzels
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(5)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Medical professor attends son's abstinence-only sex ed class, live tweets the proceedings: "Paper babies are being handed out to EVERYONE. They have ALL HAD CONDOM FAILURE AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS PREGNANT"
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The malevolent hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz has raised $4.3 million for its doomed presidential campaign
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's pretext for SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN: Johnny Cash lyrics
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(71)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
F1 2015 game preview: Racing is great, plus you don't have to listen to Lewis Hamilton talk
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(16)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some things are priceless, like the expression on a road raging douche's face after receiving a healthy dose of karma (Not safe for work language)
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(53)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Female CEO says she will move to Canada if a woman is elected President
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(164)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather hypes up his upcoming fight with Manny Paquiao by saying he's "pretty much done" with boxing: "It's not fun like it was back then. It's business now. I don't really enjoy it any longer"
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts isn't even fit to serve on a jury
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Best nickname given directly to a presidential candidate's face goes to Marco Rubio "The Candidate of Yesterday"
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(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sports reporter attends press conference announcing resignation of German soccer coach, only to discover that it's all in German--which he doesn't speak. Hilarity ensues
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(15)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/15 New Comics Previews- Bridget Yells At An Empty Chair And Pretends She's Fighting Predator
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When Republicans leaders are presented with a conflict between a Democratic president and a foreign government, they often side with the foreign government"
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(132)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
NFL draft prospect, who played college ball in Nebraska, thinks New Orleans is "pretty boring". What have you been smoking? (Looks at drug test results) Oh
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman orders pizza and asks for the "cutest delivery boy" to "tell me I'm pretty" when he delivers. And that's all he did. Honest
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(109)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Steeplechase runner guilty of premature celebration
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Little people's problems: massive college debt. Very Important New York Times Readers' problems: massive pre-school debt
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(84)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indiana decides that actually passing comprehensive LGBT protections is too much work, hires a PR firm to work on its image
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently passenger jetliner pre-flight checklists do not include "make sure all the baggage handlers have gotten off"
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Someone paid more than $1 million for Alan Turing's notebook. At least we're pretty sure it was someone
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(21)
 
(Some Georgia Walmart)
 
 
 
A religious freedom bill at work: Woman's doctor prescribes drug to avoid invasive surgical procedure after a miscarriage. Pharmacist tells woman that she "couldn't think of a valid reason why you would need this prescription" and refuses to fill it
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(407)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas representative doesn't think it's her job to represent her constituents
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(114)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Seven reasons Archie vs. Predator is the most messed-up comic book you'll ever read
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(50)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman returns from shopping to find nasty note chiding her for parking in handicapped space when she is clearly not handicapped. Yeah, you pretty much know where this is going
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(443)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you're one of the few people in America who thinks Marco Rubio would make a great president, this should change your mind
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(90)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dear Coleen: I had sex with 25 men at a party and now I'm pregnant, what should I do?
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(326)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow learn something? Will the Daenerys storyline continue to drag on? Where will Tyrion go? Will the Sansa and Littlefinger plot remain creepy? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. The blood spills at 9pm ET on HBO
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(247)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NRA President Wayne LaPierre actually goes there: "Eight years of one demographically symbolic President Is enough"
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(317)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado program cuts teen pregnancy rate by 39%, abortions are down 42% and Medicaid birth-related costs dropped by $49 million. Naturally, Republicans are trying to kill it
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(90)
 
(Uncover Michigan)
 
 
 
While our expanding universe may not be as fast as we previously thought, it's still a slut
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most interesting, prettiest, wealthiest, and best-educated people love brunch
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Brain training games: No proof they prevent cognitive decline. Also, Brain training games: No proof they prevent cognitive decline
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mercedes gazes into the crystal ball and designs its car of the future. Yeah, it's pretty cool
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(47)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A classic tale of teenage rebellion and repression features a delightful combination of dance choreography and realistic and touching performances. But since this was Japan and they were dancing on a train, they got six months of house arrest
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(28)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nestle has been bottling Arrowhead water sourced from San Bernardino mountains in California with an expired permit. The permit expired back when Ronald Reagan was still president
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(52)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Raul Castro "In my opinion, President Obama is an honest man." Millions of conservative voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were silenced
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(61)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese university president asks freshmen to quit toxic addiction to smartphones. "It slows down brain functions and wastes precious time, he added"
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Ukraine passes a law banning the use of Soviet era symbols, the Russian foreign ministry denounces them for using "truly totalitarian methods, attacking freedom of the press, opinion or conscience," to "rewrite history"
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(25)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
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(115)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: Live from Poland, UFC Fight Night 64, headlined by Mirko Crocop vs Gabriel Gonzaga. Prelims stream at 11:45 AM ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass
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(88)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
President known to enjoy smoking cites 'climate change' as possible cause of daughter's asthma attack
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(148)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Medieval tome reveals doctors treated kidney stones with a salve of honey and pigeon droppings, prescribed sticklewort to cure impotency, and treated mental illness by whipping the patient with a cord made of dolphin skin. Still better than Obamacare
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(56)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen attempting to kickstart a renewal of To Catch a Predator. I don't know about you, but subby would gladly put up 50 bucks to watch pedos get tackled by shrubbery
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(84)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
All you need to do to have no one complain about your 'manspreading' is a recliner to enjoy your daily commute on the subway
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(28)
 
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that Hollywood was out of ideas, get ready for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre. Not only does it star Traci Lords, Dominque Swain and mutant prehistoric sharks, but the trailer is the apex of craptacular
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(65)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This baby will always remember the day Vice President Joe Biden stole his binky
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(44)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
The Koran burning pastor throws his hat into the ring for President, has already been declared a secular RINO by Ted Cruz
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(48)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Three overlapping events tonight: Bellator 136, WSOF 20 and RFA 25. Bellator and WSOF prelims stream at 7:30 PM ET, main cards on Spike TV and NBCSN at 9 PM ET, RFA at 10 PM ET on AXS TV
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(53)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL continues to show how ready he is for the intense pressure of being president by storming out of an interview with The Guardian after getting a question he doesn't like
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(228)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Humans are pretty good at screwing things up here on Earth. Here are 12 ways we could carry that skill into space and destroy the entire solar system
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(42)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Middle School student charged with cybercrime for using a teacher's pre-school caliber password to change a computer's wallpaper without permission
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(309)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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(65)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Police in Britain have arrested the country's most dangerous criminal. That's right; they've apprehended the guy who uploaded The Expendables 3 to torrent sites
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(26)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman has too much to drink at a bar, steals a car and crashes into someone. Bar is held responsible for overserving. She also didn't eat all day, so no word yet if the bar was supposed to offer the "Awesome" Pretzel Chicken Tenders
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to announce 2016 presidential campaign on SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
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(321)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penn Jillette magically drops 105 pounds in 4 months. Presto, change-o
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Nashville Predators have signed Moses to help them clear a path to lead them to a Stanley Cup
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(21)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime members still prefer Netflix, so you can quit making every damn item "exclusive" to Prime members only to try to con people into using the service
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(75)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Pretty blonde high school senior becomes ill over weekend, dies Tuesday, and doctors have no idea why. Try not to think about what Nancy Grace just did in her pants
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(98)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Newly discovered drawings by Cézanne go on display. Art experts say they leave quite an impression
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(4)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
What happens when you create 8 Republican presidential hopefuls as SIMS? They poop in the pool
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(41)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(WKU)
 
 
 
100 million gallons of raw sewerage dumped into Ohio River after power outage at Louisville treatment plant. That's pretty crappy
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(46)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The Federalist goes brony with a detailed breakdown of last week's season premiere, but they weren't looking for funny faces or animation glitches. No, they were looking for anti-marxist symbolism
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(105)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"prepared to be blown [away]", AMC adds vibrating seats to attract movie goers
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(52)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers' Byron Scott says he wouldn't want some of his team members in a foxhole with him because they would "shoot him in the back." With a 20-58 record, the odds of hitting him are pretty slim
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(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Radon levels in 300,000 Pennsylvania homes are pretty frackin' high
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(80)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gulfstream jets are so safe that the pilots can skip pre-flight checks 174 times in a row. It's #175 that will get you
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(38)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Only Missourians can prevent wildfires. Suck it, Kansas
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over half of Americans aren't involved with the stock market, say they prefer something more reliable, like lottery tickets
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sexual expert says eye contact is the most effective way to express sexual interest, though you have to get pretty close to touch eyeballs
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get your trench coat, sunglasses and cyber upgrades re-installed -- another Deus Ex prequel is coming, unless the Illuminati put a halt to it
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest who 'indulged in sexual role play where he made men pretend to be Judas Iscariot atoning for betraying Jesus during gay orgies' is fired
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(51)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Islamic fatwa decrees toilet paper is halal. But your left hand is still preferable
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(102)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve says the weak March jobs was probably temporary. Of course, in this economy most of the jobs that are created are all pretty much temporary
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(14)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner [R-eally as Corrupt as a Democrat] says he doesn't trust the state's Supreme Court
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(56)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says Obama is the "greenest President" ever, which is what Republicans have been telling us all along
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(31)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to advertise cheese sticks that are "not just breaded, they're battered, like your wife" be prepared for some backlash
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(110)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal wants to be president too, and he will TOTALLY pick that Duck Dynasty guy as his running mate
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(114)
 
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
A Masters glossary, so you can pretend to know what you're talking about
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(23)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court will decide whether cities have constitutional right to revenue-based traffic enforcement
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(59)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dollar Store bomb threat turns out to be fake, like pretty much everything else in the Dollar Store
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the next clown cramming himself into the GOP presidential candidate car is Rand Paul. RAND PAUL
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(205)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that Corporations are people, these "people" demand their civil rights. So fark you, gays and minorities, money comes first
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(158)
 
(Some Rocket Surgeon)
 
 
 
A collection of the biggest human-caused fails in rocket science history. Protip: Don't try to take an LV-2F Thor booster rocket out of a hangar all by yourself in an attempt to impress your girlfriend
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I like my presidential Easter egg hunts like I like my chocolate bunnies... COVERED IN BEES
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(38)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa evangelical pastor: "We control the Republican party pretty much"
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(104)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
With AJ gone, can another diva skip their way into our hearts? Who will fall next to the Irish Techno Viking? How will Cole ruin commentary this week? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm ET, USA; Pre-show 7:30pm ET, WWE Network)
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(1246)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bag of pot flies out of man's butt when jailers tell him to spread 'em and cough
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(53)
 
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Obama's business crushing fiscal policies have only increased after-tax corporate profits by 174 percent. Just imagine how much better things would be if Romney was president
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(103)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush could be our first Hispanic President
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(103)
 
(Sabotage Times)
 
 
 
"If you're spending too much time worrying about death, that's a pretty good sign that everything else in your life is going pretty well"
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(4)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
70% of people taking antidepressants aren't suffering depression. Although in this economy it will just be a matter of time until they are
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(80)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Representative Gary Glenn (R-eally this crap again) issues "agenda alerts" on Facebook and Twitter after openly gay man is promoted to editor of his hometown newspaper
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(216)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixty-six yard screamer of a soccer goal being called "one of the greatest goals the Premier League has seen" (with video, natch)
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(45)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Furious 7 sets the weekend box office aflame, earning $142 million Easter Weekend. The Jim Parsons/Rihanna animated Home is a distant #2 with $26 million, and anti premarital sex Christian propaganda film It Follows falls to #6 with $2.4 million
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(56)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you think Warren Buffet is a gosh-gee-whiz hayseed from Nebraska with a talent for investing money, wait until you read how Berkshire-Hathaway preys on low-income home buyers in a manner that would have made Cornelius Vanderbilt blush
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Premier league footballer buys matching his-and-hers Ferraris for himself and his toddler daughter (pics)
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(1)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Idiot 'trying to have sex' in ambulance punched paramedic preparing to take 92-year-old to hospital
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(33)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning MMA: The UFC holds a rare U.S.-based morning/afternoon event, with Fight Night (?) 63 featuring Chad Mendes vs Ricardo Lamas. Prelims at 11 AM ET, main card at 1 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(100)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
After nearly a year, the wait is over. Now, with a magical castle and a mysterious map, Twilight and her friends will embark on their biggest adventure yet. It's the two-part season 5 premiere of My Little Pony: FiM (11 ET, Discovery Family)
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(332)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because nothing impresses the ladies quite like taking them back to your home that you built with low-cost materials for only $500
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(69)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pretty much every single emotion of sports was found in the last 30 seconds of Suns-Warriors, including the greatest fan reaction ever
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(14)
 
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas representative pushes statewide abstinence-only sex ed. Journalist helpfully provides data on teen pregnancy rates for his district, where it has already been employed
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(148)
 
(DCW50)
 
 
 
Furious 7 has so much adrenaline and testosterone that women who see the movie could become pregnant
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(54)
 
(Some Clueless Guy)
 
 
 
Oppressed Christian goes undercover as a homosexual and tries to buy gay wedding cakes from Muslim bakeries. This means ... something
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(354)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nigeria's new president promises to crush Boko Haram. Because if anyone knows about crushing people down, it's a former brutal military dictator
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact checking Obama's absurd claim that Obamacare has been responsible for preventing 50,000 hospital deaths reveals that this claim is..well...100% true and backed by solid evidence
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(86)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Orthopedic study finds barefoot running is harder for people over 30. Probably because pretty much everything is harder for people over 30
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(51)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
UFO activists: Please, please, please we need another Clinton presidency to let the world know that aliens are real and why Washington has covered it up for so long. That, and we own a lot of tin-foil
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(15)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Ad agency execs predict how "Mad Men" will end. Most say, "with an 800 number repeated four times"
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(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines realize they suck so badly at pretty much everything, they now offer to let you track your pet with a GPS
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because you're not spending enough on your engagement and wedding as it is, you now need a pre-engagement party and rings
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(105)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Hogan spending plan withholds money for schools, pay raises, mustache bleach, pre-ripped t-shirts
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(50)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Seeing all the good press Indiana and Arkansas got for their religious freedom bills, what state would be dumb enough to let adoption agencies cite religious freedom in order to refuse service to gay couples?
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(110)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Maker's Mark president spills secrets, all over FARK servers
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(27)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana clarifies the RFRA. Sexual orientation and gender identity is now protected under the RFRA. So, I guess you all feel pretty silly now, don't you?
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(546)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina's Governor vows to stand up to the "union thugs" who are trying to "bully"the $103.6 billion Boeing corporation into letting workers at Boeing's SC vote on whether they want to be represented by the union or not
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(85)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you prefer recipes that include rabbit, hard-boiled egg, or peeps as ingredients for your Easter/Eostre/SpringFeast festivities? Wait. I know. How about all 3. Mmmmmmm
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(78)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to US military officials, the reason US air strikes were needed to re-take Tikrit is because the Iranian forces previously spearheading the attack sucked at coordinating attacks and their artillerymen couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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(74)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do we know Jeb Bush is running for president? He just realized supporting Jim Crow and his "religious freedom" law would kill his chances in the general. Granted, not supporting it will kill him in the primary
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(206)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Massive power outage causes widespread chaos in Turkey on Tuesday. Apparently people weren't expecting it since their usual power blackout days are Monday, Wednesday and Friday
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(17)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
The University of Oregon creates position of "Assistant Vice President for Sexual Assault." Evidently the Dean of Vice and Amoral Behavior" was overloaded
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Multiple aborted landings and touch-and-go's at Düsseldorf airport at 55KT crosswinds, or how to turn a commercial airliner into a STOL aircraft. On an unrelated news, local retailers record an unprecedented surge in underpants sales
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(114)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Cigarette Smoking Man will be returning to the new X-Files series, presumably in a million smoking pieces
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can be forgiven if you didn't know that Ted Cruz is on the Armed Service Committee, because he's missed 13 out of the 16 hearings it's held. "Running for President takes up a lot of time"
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(89)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
In case you forgot, an April Fool's Day roundup 2015 for those who appreciate English humor
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann (R-emember her?) says that President Obama is like the suicidal Germanwings pilot - only instead of killing 150 people, he will kill 300,000,000 people
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(175)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A child, who is home alone, foils burglars ransacking home. You know, this would a great premise for a movie
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Predator bulldog
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(9)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tiny song bird can fly the Atlantic, finally explaining the presence of coconuts in Europe
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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(86)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama needs a win in the Middle East" Pfft, every president since Eisenhower has needed that
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(43)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
New study says that being poor can affect kids' brains. Mostly by causing depression when they realize they are poor
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(24)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/1 New Comics Previews: Doctor, Doctor, Give Me The Comic News
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(21)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A former business executive that slammed Chick-Fil-A in a viral video is now on food stamps and moved his wife and kids into an RV, presumably down by the river
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(53)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, Republicans vote to preserve education while Democrats screw teachers, leaving Scott Walker unsure which party's primary to run in when he gets to New York
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(29)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The results of the ESPN Final Four Bracket Challenge are in, and it's not pretty: of 11.57 million entries, just 182,000 correctly predicted the Final Four
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(34)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Anne Frank determined to have died earlier than previously thought from typhus, likely from the water...water...water
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(49)
 
(Freakonomics)
 
 
 
Religious people are actually preventing innovation after all. Suck it, atheists
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(129)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sununu on President Obama's trip to Kenya: Now you just trolling
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(73)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kid receives a joke "cry baby" certificate from his youth centre basketball team, and predictably, social media goes nuts. Not so predictably, the kid is fine with it and his mom says everyone needs to relax
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Nearly all new champions, a resurrected Deadman, and Ronda Rousey's over 9000. The Rollins era begins tonight on WWE Raw: Smark Christmas edition (8pm EDT USA/9.99/Pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(2188)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to call a predator ... no, not the Chris Hansen kind
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
With the opening day a week away, where does your team stand going in? It's your 2015 MLB Pre-Season Power Rankings
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(111)
 
(Americans United)
 
 
 
After allowing Ted Cruz to make his announcement to run for President, Liberty U is saying it wasn't a political event and please don't strip us of non profit status Mr. IRS man
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(135)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Investigators find that the co-pilot who deliberately crashed an airliner in the Alps had previously undergone treatment for suicidal tendencies, but it was years ago, so it didn't raise any black flags and he was considered a minor threat
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(227)
 
(Spiked)
 
 
 
"Calling for something to be banned has become the default response to pretty much every challenge we face in the twenty-first century"
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(99)
 
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
For the 1,026th time, when doing a press conference always assume the mics are live. All the time
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(24)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
WRESTLEMANIA 31: The IC title hangs in the balance, Cena & Rusev reenact Rocky IV, Sting descends from the rafters to fight HHH, and Roman Reigns faces Brock Lesnar for the WWE title-- live from Santa Clara(7pm ET, PPV/WWE Network/Pre-show at 5pm ET)
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(3453)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Likely Democratic presidential candidate Martin O'Malley: The Presidency of the U.S. is not an 'all in the family' deal between the Bushies and the Clintonistas
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(105)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina says chances of her running for president 'higher than 90 percent', but would accept vice-presidential role once she's run presidency race into the ground
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(104)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despite the presence of Rihanna, Home takes the top spot at the box office with $52.7 million, Get Hard a solid #2 with $33 million while the cautionary tale on premarital sex It Follows debuts at #5 with $4.2 million. And the Chav film is #6 somehow
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Antidepressants were found at home of Germanwings co-pilot, which, in light of recent events, didn't really live up to their name very well
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(198)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Anti-Muslim protest in Montreal canceled due to the strength of counter-protest. "They spread hate and fear, and there's nothing to be afraid of. All we want is peace"
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(454)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Some interesting runaways patrol came across this morning," police wrote. "They were found grazing in a median & safely returned home." (with awesome apprehension pic)
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(36)
 
(Big America News)
 
 
 
Obama orders homosexual chemtrail missions in Indiana due to religious freedom bill. You heard it here first. Spread the word before the black helicopters come take you away
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(59)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles around
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(55)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"
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(119)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Liberals: Ok, so you don't want to be President. How about Senate Minority Leader? Elizabeth Warren: Leave me alone dammit
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(54)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
On news that the Supreme Court of Canada has sided with the federal government to destroy records from the abolished gun registry, Quebec said, "Fine we'll start our own registry. With blackjack and hookers"
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(83)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Maybe there's hope yet for Millennials. They prefer printed books to ebooks. Up next: these shiny things called CDs
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(76)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(102)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dropping all pretense whatsoever, The big Wall Street banks, including Citi, JP Morgan, Goldman-Sachs and BofA are reportedly considering suspending all campaign contributions to Democrats until they somehow muzzle Elizabeth Warren
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(190)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Presbyterian Church USA embraces same-sex marriage, promptly receives death threats. Because that's what Jesus would do
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How oil is preparing for a new world order. First Hulk Hogan does 9/11 and now this?
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(26)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Study finds that people with lower back pain who smoke, drink, are depressed or obese should make some lifestyle changes. Like starting with pretty much everything
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(44)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
And there go Bernie Sanders' presidential hopes. So what's Vermontish for "Preet Bharara"?
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(50)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even the GOP thinks Ted Cruz is too crazy for the presidency, which means that Ted Cruz is the only person willing to stand up to the fall of America and fight for truth, justice and Jesus riding on an elephant with Saint Reagan, blessed be his name
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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(52)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Politicians denounced Rep. Klingenschmidt's comments about a baby being ripped from a mother's womb as "disgusting" and "reprehensible." And that's just the Republicans
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(89)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Writer of "Pretty Woman" defines his creative inspiration: "I was a guy who was writing ninja movies and trying to get a job"
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(17)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Spreading your seed is now illegal in many parts of this country
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(134)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Universal installing metal detectors on roller coaster, hopefully preventing loose objects from falling out of pockets and terrorists from hijacking it and taking it to Cuba
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(31)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lewis Black: "I took LSD in my youth, and it didn't prepare me for [Ted Cruz]"
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(100)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Creators' Syndicate drops Dr. Ben Carson, noted neurosurgeon and possible token black GOP presidential candidate, as a columnist. Apparently they finally got around to reading one of his columns
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My daughter is preparing to go to college this fall, but she's self-conscious about her small breasts. Should I pay for breast enlargement surgery so she can compete with the other girls?
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More celebrities 'manspreading' on the NYC subway, this time it's Michael Cera pole hog dancing
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you want to see climate change change with the next president, you'd have to vote for...what? Lindsey Graham?
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Country music fans react predictably to a song that doesn't mean what they think it means
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(192)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
AIM: ZOMG y'all... President Obama JUST gave an interview to a GAY PORNO SITE...And not just any gay porno site, but the 'SMACK-DADDY' of all gay porno sites. No, not that one. That one either. Nope... Nope. Give up? It's the Huffington Post
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If Hillary trips over her immense baggage, Democrats would prefer Martin O'Malley for President
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(54)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dr. George Fischbeck, pioneer weather forecaster in LA, is now giving information on the high and low pressure in the afterlife
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Comcast executive VP predicts Time Warner merger review will be complete by middle of the year, sometime between 9 and 5 on one of those days
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Atlanta-area police shoot dead wanted man driving Maserati." Prepare for the motorized zombie onslaught
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(61)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
3/25 New Comics Previews: Sorry about the singing
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Users of dating website say that 54% of the profiles are "seriously misrepresented." The other 46% are just outright lying
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Iran and the West may be at odds with what the preliminary deal will actually cover
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(53)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After 10 years in MLB, Prince Fielder gets the first bunt single of his career. Pretty shifty hitting
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(25)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Yemeni president flees as Yemeni rebels take base abandoned by US Special Forces. Yemen has a president? The hell you say
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(65)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL will make his "I'm running for President" announcement in front of an aircraft carrier. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(69)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
President Barack Obama signs executive order making Ted Cruz ineligible for coverage under the Affordable Care Act
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(25)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative website is utterly stunned and SHOCKED The New York Times isn't taking Ted Cruz's presidential bid seriously
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(120)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
'When elected president, I will repeal every last word of Obamacare. But first, I have to sign up for Obamacare'
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(Greenfield Recorder)
 
 
 
Easter egg hunt cancelled over fears that people would transmit bird flu to birds, who presumably call it human flu
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(21)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hitler watercolor to go on sale...if you want an amateurish, almost childish attempt to express lost love through a still life of flowers. Then again, if this guy had talent, we'd all be talking about him
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
The head of the Missouri GOP thinks it's important you know that by last November he had started pretending he was no longer a bigot
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Obama using "Operation Choke Point" to strangle businesses he doesn't like? Does it involve Force Choking? Would that make Obama a Sith Lord? And Biden his apprentice? Fox News asks the questions
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Pssssst. Ted Cruz isn't really running for president, he's running for something else like leader of the conservative movement. Suckers
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(113)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Francisco hosts first dog tech conference. No dogs were actually in attendance, though, presumably because they were too busy working on new crotch sniffing and steak-procuring technology
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(10)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz actually isn't the first official presidential candidate of 2016, he's the 195th and will have fierce competition from candidates including "Santa Claus," "President Emperor Caesar," and "Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In worst invasion of Japan by alien species since Megalon, yellow-legged hornets from Korea are killing native honeybees in Nagasaki. "Concerns are rising that they will spread throughout the nation"
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists want to mine human feces for precious metals like gold and platinum. Sounds like a load of crap to me
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