Headlines matching 'Portland'
Sun March 14, 2010
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The typical traffic stop in Portland includes guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bondsman badge, an open container of Captain Morgan rum and one...clown mask (kgw.com)
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Snicker-inducing headline of the day: "Robot helps stroke patients in Portland" (kgw.com)
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Fri February 26, 2010
Thu February 18, 2010
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Shooting angers Portland, Oregon's black community; rest of city shocked to learn they have one (abcnews.go.com)
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Oregon football player arrested for choking his girlfriend, but an Oregon player choking should come as no surprise to anyone who watched the Rose Bowl (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)
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Thu January 28, 2010
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Police officer witnesses man on fire, leaps into action by spraying him down liberally with an industrial-sized can of pepper spray (oregonlive.com)
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Portland City Hall evacuated due to burnt bagel, surrounding area put into lox down (denverpost.com)
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Wed January 27, 2010
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If you make over $125,000, and your kids go to private school, should you be taxed to fund the public school system? Oregon voters gave an answer (kptv.com)
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Sun January 24, 2010
Mon January 18, 2010
Sat January 02, 2010
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Consumer reporter outraged to learn that car dealers sometimes give less credit for trade-ins than they make reselling the car (boston.com)
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Wed December 23, 2009
Wed December 02, 2009
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Sardine juice, condoms, lubricant, rival teachers, and a seventh grader. Yes, there's a mugshot (tennessean.com)
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Tue December 01, 2009
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The mystery of the 1981 videogame Polybius. Did it ever exist? Is it a gaming urban myth? Did it leave gamers genuinely suicidal? (denofgeek.com)
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If an Amtrak train leaving Boston with 48 passengers going 60 miles per hour is due to arrive in Portland at 9:25 p.m., how many whiplash lawsuits will occur when it hits the abandoned car on the tracks at 5:42 p.m.? (updates.pressherald.mainetoday.com)
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Sun November 29, 2009
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Hugh Laurie gives his best vicodin grin after getting a black eye over the weekend (dailymail.co.uk)
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Sat November 28, 2009
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Purse-snatcher tries to rob "Geek Love" author Katherine Dunn, learns the hard way that authors can also be trained street boxers (oregonlive.com)
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Fri November 20, 2009
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Heavy rains hurt pumpkin harvest, says Nestle consultants Milli Vanilli (komonews.com)
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Thu November 19, 2009
Wed November 18, 2009
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IBM creates supercomputer that simulates a cat's brain. Programmers currently perfecting "napping" and "running around frantically for no apparent reason" subroutines (tech.yahoo.com)
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Mon November 16, 2009
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Cray supercomputer blows by IBM Roadrunner faster than a coyote wearing Acme rocket-powered skates (networkworld.com)
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