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Sat May 26, 2012
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You'd probably squawk, too, if some government busybody named your kids "Archie" and "Juliette"
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upi.com
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Fri May 25, 2012
(Some All American Guy)
The official list of words that get the attention of Homeland Security when you chat with your BFF Jill on FB
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blog.alexanderhiggins.com
)
(248)
Tue May 22, 2012
Hologram to greet and guide travelers at N.Y. airports. Please state the nature of your airport query
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myfoxny.com
)
(42)
Mon April 30, 2012
NYC's Freedom Tower - which will surpass the height of the Empire State Building today - is not even finished yet and it's already at war with another NYC building. You know what happened last time a couple of buildings went to war?
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nypost.com
)
(135)
Sat April 28, 2012
Dangerous terrorist breaches security at New Jersey airport. Terminal shut down for over an hour. Suspect last seen sucking on a pacifier and napping
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hosted.ap.org
)
(85)
Tue March 27, 2012
(Some Guy)
While the TSA feels up your grandmother at the checkpoint, it's okay for baggage handlers to steal stuff from your checked bag
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newyork.cbslocal.com
)
(82)
Mon February 20, 2012
Fines for cheating on $21K in tolls = $102K. Using your mom's car so she's the one who owes the money = priceless
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nj.com
)
(70)
Fri February 17, 2012
(NorthJersey.com)
4 sickened on NJ Transit bus by toxic mixture of rubbing alcohol, water and greed
(
northjersey.com
)
(45)
Thu February 02, 2012
N.J. Democratic lawmakers: "Shame on Chris Christie for abusing the Port Authority for patronage. (Psst, hey Port Authority, how about some patronage?)"
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nj.com
)
(13)
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