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38 headlines found matching 'Pope Francis'
Tue August 19, 2014
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Pope Francis implores people to seek peaceful resolution with ISIS as he.... wait, what did he say? Attack ISIS? The Pope said that?
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis continues to be awesome
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Sun August 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis I to visit Philadelphia in September. City officials suggest October since it won't conflict with any Phillies games once the MLB playoffs start
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
North Korea insists the missiles it just launched were actually victory sky candles celebrating the anniversary of the liberation from Japanese colonial rule and had nothing to do with the arrival of the Pope in South Korea
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: US airstrikes in Iraq won't accomplish anything. Today: The Kurds retake two towns from ISIS with US air support
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Just when police thought they had finally loosened the Mafia's historical stranglehold over Sicily, a new generation of brash mobsters is reclaiming the streets of Palermo - and bragging about it on Facebook" (pics)
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Thu July 31, 2014
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Republicans are creating difficulty in honoring a pinko Commie librul piece of scum--the Pope
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
An absurd Middle East peace plan that might work
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(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pope Francis heads down to the cafeteria for lunch with the regular workers. In other news, there's a Vatican cafeteria
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi Catholic leader says ISIS is "Worse than Genghis Khan," which if you know the history of that region is the local equivalent of saying he is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot formed into a Voltron of Evil
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Sun July 13, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: You have a 1 in 50 chance of being molested by a priest
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Sat July 05, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for an end to work on Sundays. Unless you're in the restaurant or retail industries, of course
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Vatican realizes that people like sex, or their "coming to Jesus" moment
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Pope Francis stopped his motorcade to bless a disabled woman by the side of the road. Fark: when he was done he climbed right back into his unmarked Ford Focus and drove off
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pope Francis isn't a reformer, he's another Pope John Paul II, only with a better PR man
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Saint Roberto Clemente. Patron saint of slugging
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Sun June 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope shines up his ginormous brass balls, excommunicates the whole damn Mob
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Conspiracy Planet)
 
 
 
"Five judges are examining evidence of human hunting parties by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network, including Pope Francis and members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And just like that, the Pope is no longer cool
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis and the Archbishop of Canterbury to team up to fight human trafficking in what is expected to be the weirdest buddy-cop movie concept ever
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis wants everyone to know that the Global Economy is about to come crashing down upon us
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pope Francis refuses to use the Popemobile, even though he knows that could make him the holeyist Pope ever
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rapidly climbing the "cause of death" charts: the selfie
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis fires all five directors of the Vatican's Financial Information Authority. Subby would make a Godfather Part III reference here but holy hell was that movie a piece of crap compared to the other two
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pope prays for peace in the Mideast. Subby's praying for a three-way with Christina Hendricks and 1980's Teri Garr while wearing a chicken costume. Let's see which one happens first
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats are not a substitute for children, says pope who clearly hates animals
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Wed May 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says he may retire, opening pope job to yet another person. Is there a form or something you have to fill out?
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pope says priest "celibacy door open to change." Probably meaning the front door, as the back-door has always gotten a lot of use
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Mon May 26, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Germany: Open the Vatican WWII archives. Pope Francis: Ha ha ha - no
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Israeli President Netanyahu and the Pope argue over which language Jesus spoke. Meanwhile, the Palestinians announce that Jesus was a Palestinian. Just another day in the Holy Land
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A pope, a rabbi and a Muslim are flying to the Middle East
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pope Francis receives hundreds of letters every day-but a recent one, signed by 26 women who would like his permission to have sex with their priest boyfriends, was undoubtedly not like most of the others"
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Vatican urges bishops to consider arguments in favor of married priests, the Eucharist for the divorced, and homosexuality. In other news, Satan puts on ice skates
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Pope says baptism should be available to anyone who wants it, whether they be man, Martian or Gelgamek
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Sat May 10, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
When the Pope speaks, libtards hear "time for you plutocrats to bend over" and derpublicans hear "aaaack here come teh soshalizms," but the truth is closer to "get off your koolaid drinking asses and give of yourselves first"
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Can you BELIEVE that Huffington Post didn't bother to even ACKNOWLEDGE the canonization of two Popes? No? That's probably because they clearly did in no less than 5 stories, as Breitbart commenters helpfully pointed out
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Thu April 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune
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