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500 headlines found matching 'Police'
Thu January 19, 2017
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Apparently, a furious Clark Griswold now drives for UberEats
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Nearly 70,000 uppity broads - including Jane Fonda and Ariana Grande - expected at anti-Trump Women's March in Los Angeles
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Do you think Trump will have his own Secret Police, or will he outsource it to some other government that knows how to run one?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Pence gone, Indiana politics make sense now, right? Right? *tap, tap* Hello? Is this thing on?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Iranian female bodybuilder arrested for posting non-nude nude photos
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Wed January 18, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you've been disemboweling deer and leaving the carcasses by the side of the road, officers of the Ohio Fish and Game Department would like to show you how to donate them to the local Food Bank, in person
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you picked "three days before the inauguration" as the moment when the first protester would try to light himself on fire in front of the Trump International Hotel, your prize is waiting for you
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(Barry & District News)
 
 
 
"Man dressed as beer bottle wanted for pizza theft" (pics)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Missing hunter was really in jail for public intoxication in the most Alabama story you'll read today
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hundreds of wolf-dog hybrids illegally sold in Italy. That's nothing, you should see the Hungarian spiderbat black market
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber impersonator arrested for getting underaged girls to send him naked pictures. At least they said it was an impersonator. I don't know if I'm a belieber
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Mon January 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff's Department to begin using drones to respond to bomb threats, hostage crises, doughnut deliveries to squad cars
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha mall owners alert millennial kids unlike those fascist hippies in California they can still use social media to recreate "New Radicals" music videos in their properties
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Orlando shooting was just upgraded from lone gunman to family affair
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
A Google search about the penalty for double homicide might be something you want to do BEFORE pulling the trigger. Also, remember to clear your phone history
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those responsible for hacking the hackers, have been hacked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Front page ruckus in Greenwich CT involves booze, swearing, AND yelling. That's a whole year worth of mayhem in one afternoon
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After voting to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Colorado Congressman Mike Coffman (R-epugnant) sneaks out the back door prematurely when asked what he's going to replace Obamacare with
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Sun January 15, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... Cyclist and car get in a shoving match. Mostly the car really
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"Prosecutors said that even though Clouse was just a drug mule, he should have known better because of his experience working as a deputy sheriff." YA THINK?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilians decapitated in prison riot; this is not a repeat of the last two times this has happened. Man, that's a lot of people to be decapitated in a prison riot
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
An Irrational customer, a big SUV, and a T-Mobile store. Ready, Set, GO
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Greenwich Connecticut Republican calls town worker "nothing but a bloodsucking lazy union employee" then pinches her in the groin. Thanks, Trump
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Black motorist tackled and beaten for "stealing" his own car, remains polite & cooperative anyway. Cops immediately find out that the car is registered to him but decide to throw some resisting arrest and disobeying an officer charges at him anyway
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justice department says Chicago PD is racist, practices unconstitutional policing. Well duh
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Person with a gun demands chicken nugget from girl. Fark: Suspect is 12
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise
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Thu January 12, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Just one more reason against Man-Buns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I admit that Donald Trump has me worried about the administration's impact on the economy and the stock market. Would it be wise to move my retirement fund out of mutual funds and into something safer with more modest returns for a few months?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police stop stolen van and find marijuana, a .40 caliber handgun, 7 children with their mouths taped shut and the driver going into labor
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thursday Civil Rights Discussion: Police get tired of animal rights guys droning on instead of showing some ID
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like the US and Iran have more in common than we thought
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police union boss, who recently complained that officers charged with criminal offenses were being named publicly has been... go on, take a guess
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you invite your church group over to the house to watch religious DVDs, make sure you clear your laptop's browser of child porn before hitting Play
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice will convince a naked man to break into your house searching for sesame seeds for his hamburger bun
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(Politico)
 
 
 
High-profile killings have made police officers' jobs harder
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Afterward, he said, "Nacho cheese"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Prius driver located after slowly fleeing fatal hit-and-run accident
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The caricuture artist you saw at the summer fair apparently works for the Toronto Police in the winter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joey Porter's previous run-ins with the law include an incident where he shot and pistol-whipped someone and another where he encouraged his wife to make false sexual abuse claims. No, wait. That was the arresting officer
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rare 1957 footage of the New York Giants' final home game at the Polo Grounds is now in vivid color. Tens of thousands come to see the end of an era as the Giants head west
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Mon January 09, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Driver gets a $128 ticket for leaving his car to warm up on his own driveway in freezing temperatures
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after bizarre rampage near Swedish Hospital, gets charged with burglary, auto theft, possession of stolen property, malicious mischief, DUI and hit-and-run. HRRBIE GRRBIE GRRRBIE HRRBIE HRRRR
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Texas looking to get into the 21st century, thinks about abolishing regressive civil asset forfeiture
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Borrow your neighbor's lawnmower and return it broken? You better believe that's a drunken shootin'
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"A neighbor said she got a random text message from the homeowner about a cat an hour or two before the fire started"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some dumbbell hit a car in New Jersey
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Big ass number of people have just been arrested in the Kardashian Paris robbery case
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas steps up the immigration war with an anti-sanctuary bill. Can the inevitable anti-anti-sanctuary bill be far behind?
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
If eleven drunken idiots from Philly make a derogatory comment about your military service, you don't need to defend the Army's honor. You are not Nic Cage in Con Air
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man handcuffed inside cop car shoots himself in the head
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan has almost eradicated gun crime. Here's how they've done it
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Douche wrecks a rented Ferrari Italia despite his passenger's advice to not drive like a douche. Not safe for work language in video
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Michigan...
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Woman drives into river to avoid police, continues drinking beer as car floats. Good thing it was a light beer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale shooter to FBI: I'm being mind controlled by the CIA to force me to watch ISIS videos and I'm thinking of committing terrorist acts. FBI: Nope, no problem here. Oh btw, here's your gun back
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man shot in laundromat fight. Let's see how agitators in the media try to spin this one in the next news cycle
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police on forgery charges is the subject of a fake obituary sent to a local newspaper. That trick never works
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American tourist who fought a gunman after being shot in a botched robbery in Brazil was subsequently jailed for swearing at a policeman"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
When engaging with your neighbor over his method of excessive snowfall disposal, shooting his tires out is always an acceptable plan of action
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Only in Australia would someone attempt to break the record for continuous games of lawn bowling
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Duane Johnson arrested for the murder of a D.C. yoga teacher, Monday Night RAW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
26-year-old Esteban Santiago from NJ allegedly shot first at FLL
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "Internet of Things" needs some privacy right clarifications
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bicyclist struck and killed by van outside Legoland. Police still trying to piece together the accident
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers living in Fairfax County, VA: The county's brand-new Civilian Police Review Panel is looking for members. You have one month to apply. Have at it
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Empty your gun into a car that's leaving and pump all occupants full of holes because you think they are suspicious? Well, that's fine in the U.S.
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Austin man caught trying to get rid of cocaine he'd hidden under his fat belly. Guess cocaine doesn't keep everyone from eating
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(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No but it is the well known stuntman from Superman vs Batman being caught speeding by police in English town
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Naked woman causes disturbance at a gas station, then hijacks a marked police vehicle, then leads a miles-long chase into oncoming interstate traffic. Then it gets weird
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge denies bond to man who kidnapped estranged wife, who married him after 1st husband was declared dead after he bought life insurance policy from 2nd husband, then disappeared on duck hunt. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Florida"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear State Lottery Officials, I better start winning the lottery, or I will kill all of you. Signed, Lottery Loser Lady
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four people arrested after live streaming the beating of a special needs man on Facebook which included anti-Trump, racist taunts
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Man arrested for church arson after watching child porn and masturbating into a dirty diaper. It's great to have goals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cops in Ohio can't steal people's stuff anymore
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
"Hey, I was just seeing if they were stealing my shampoo"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago officer stripped of power after fatal shooting of neighbor. No word if he'll be trapped inside of a crystal or sent to the negative zone
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
This story has it all: the bomb squad, sex toys, a day care. Help subby think of a funnier headline
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Police officer lets teenager do push ups instead of jail time. A lesson to remember
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in West Virginia...
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Tue January 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Someone's been smoking in my bed," said baby bear. "And he's still here"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli police question Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu for more than three hours in connection with a criminal probe into graft and bribery. Netanyahu denies any wrongdoing says the cops are just being Antisemitic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, if it's true you should spend midnight of New Year's Eve doing what you want to be doing all year, this guy apparently wants to spend 2017 incredibly intoxicated and clinging to the roof of a police cruiser
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Cambodian police hunt for three men who Photoshopped their king into gay porn: "Gay Cambodians note with a wink that the king is a style-conscious bachelor and former ballet instructor in Paris"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: When not to take selfies? A. At a tourist destination B. While out at a bar with friends C. After escaping a Brazilian prison
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who runs product review website gets 7 pounds of marijuana instead of the toys she ordered, immediately awards 5 stars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Four children killed in pesticide horror" Well that's a little strong. I mean, I get that kids may not be your thing, but they're hardly pests
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Over 130 prisoners escaped and more than 60 were killed during a prison riot in Brazil sparked by fighting between rival gangs. Police say "many" of the dead were beheaded. You know, it takes real gumption to behead someone with a prison shank
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Two men get into a fight over a parking spot at the mall. Good thing they both have guns
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After aerial search, police find drunk driver hiding 30 feet away from crashed car
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Mon January 02, 2017
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Police in New Jersey seek overweight, excessively hairy, naked man. That narrows it down
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where women dressed up as bats get all of my press? This town needs an enema
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing whatsoever happened last New Years Eve in Cologne. But they still deployed 1,500 police officers this year to round up men who look North African. Just in case
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Elemental theme of massage business features earth, water and fire truck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ya know, that gag gift you got, the cell phone shaped like a gun? Not so darned funny now that you're in the middle of a police standoff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, SOME people will be glad when Uber goes driverless. Tag for driver
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Sat December 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
At least 35 killed in nightclub shooting in Turkey. Unclear whether this counts as a parting shot by 2016 or an early start by 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A policeman at the scene said: 'I have spoken to this male. He is OK. He has not mentioned lemon meringue pies. He is going for his train.'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police guitarist Andy Summers turns 74 today, thumbing his nose at the final day of 2016, so we've got Can't Stand Losing You on deck
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Weedman is jonesing for a new weedmobile after the police bogarted his old one
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(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California mall bans teens who are unaccompanied by adults. 32 stores immediately file for Chapter 11
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Fri December 30, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
3 Miami police officers fired for joking on social media about shooting black people, or 10x the punishment they could have expected for actually doing it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pull up your pants, run screaming from the monster gator, and send some pubes to your favorite politician - it's HuffPo's weirdest news of 2016 (possibly not safe for work images)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican law maker in South Carolina arrested for home-schooling his wife in front of his children
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you left your car next to the Blue Shield Building in San Diego, the police would like a word with you
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Head of Chicago's police union says officers don't want to be disciplined for "hot mic" moments where they say things that might be hateful or racist. Ya don't say
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The greatest gift of all this season is watching the guy responsible for grounding your flight get tackled by the police as he's being escorted off the plane
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese George Michael fans of a certain age credit his landmark 1985 Workers Gymnasium concert in Beijing for getting them to think about freedom, careless whispers. "He changed China"
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal gel: "Most prisoners confessed within five minutes. Can recommend. Secret Police, Damascus." "I lost track of time, and the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair brought me to my senses"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After kicking your buddy's ass to death for stealing your bong, maybe you should check for a pulse before posting his bleeding, lifeless body on Snapchat
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(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
British police seek pub burglar with man boobs. Repeat, man boobs (pics)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet the lie-detecting robot that is the customs officer of the future. It's not gonna laugh at your declaration that you're never going to Tijuana again either
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, man decides to test his theory that not all cops are bad by exiting his car while holding a rifle he's not legally allowed to possess. With predictable results
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police stop posting popular videos of trucks hitting low bridge because they reflect poorly on the town
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You might think it's a good idea to set up a refinery in your apartment to extract gold from old cellphone and computer circuit boards, but that's because you're an idiot
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Which gang is your favorite from "The Warriors"? LGT IMDB
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Man says he can't be guilty of road rage assault because he's a PETA member
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(RedState)
 
 
 
"The suspect is childless... I repeat, childless. All playground units move in"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you're a true Canadian when you find yourself punching a snow cougar in the face outside a Tim Hortons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's hard-hitting, comprehensive coverage on stories CNN's hard-hitting, comprehensive coverage didn't cover in 2016. But there's still three days left, so we're cool, right?
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Uber driver taking you from Philadelphia to New York is feeling a little tired, and you agree to switch places to let him catch some shut-eye. This frees you to C) drive 90mph while fleeing state police until crashing the car, cackling maniacally
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
And here we have the stylish gauze fez mug shot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police suspect Social Media in mall violence in at least nine states. Subby hopes they will get that guy before he strikes again
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"You're a mean one, Mr and Mrs Grinch." Ok, that would be "mean two," I suppose... and maybe they aren't married, so I can't call her Mrs...OK I'M HUNGOVER FROM THE HOLIDAYS, ALRIGHT? YOU COME UP WITH A FUNNIER HEADLINE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The 400lb fur seal that likes to climb on cars in Australia has been returned to the outback: "We got up and there was this great big seal on the roof of the car which is definitely not what you'd expect on Boxing Day" (pics)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
My God. Todd Starnes may have finally written an article that many Farkers will agree with
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump Towers evacuated after a suspicious package was discovered. Turns out a bag of toys that are not gold plated is considered suspicious in Trump's world
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thai student first to be arrested, denied bail for insulting new poopy-head King Vaginalonghorn
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does Chris Hansen exist in virtual reality?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Alexa, who killed this guy?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
6-year-old Alaskan boy: Ninjas killed my family. Need money for Kung Fu lessons
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Muslim Man sentenced to one year in jail for attacking core tenet of Christianity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
🎶On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeee...🎶
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to hijack an ambulance with a patient inside, at least use the sirens while driving through traffic
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Will Amazon pick up that can?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three post-Christmas mall food court brawls in three different states. Who knew patronizing Hot Dog on a Stick could be so perilous?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Ohio Police decide to save money by using stray pit bulls as canine units. This should end well
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Ok, so while Florida's Stand Your Ground law has been responsible for growing rates of firearm homicides, Flordia is also now known for Canadian levels of politeness. So it's a wash
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What to do if you're a teen that needs quick cash? Simple, just put some brown stuff in baggies and sell it as heroin
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Desperate to replace the Florida tag, Indiana looks to repeal a law requiring handgun owners to have a license
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Sun December 25, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
British police find giant marijuana plant disguised as a Christmas tree
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
" We are here to honor the memory of a good man, a family man, a man who..BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS"
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Son, hold my wine while I find out what this cop wants"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police on lookout for wanted Canterbury hitchhiker, last seen with some uncouth losers while cracking bawdy jokes in virtually unintelligible English
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tipster Who Recognized 'Burrito Bandit' Rewarded with $5,000, complimentary hose-down
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Teen gets into crash, texts his mom from the ambulance to grab his stash of Xanax and marijuana from the trunk of his car so the cops don't find it. Guess where?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
DIRECTOR: "Okay, scene forty-seven, in which the hijackers storm the aircraft. Lights . . . Camera . . . Action . . . wait, those hijackers aren't in costume, cut, cut"
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Man from Burney burned to death. Too bad he wasn't from Livermore
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(Watford Observer)
 
 
 
And in incomprehensible news from Britain: "Thieves tow wheelie bin behind moped after stealing cigarettes from Hemel Newsagents, in Hallowes Crescent, Watford" (pics)
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Here's how North American police departments are replacing their Crown Vics with cars whose headlights are harder to instantly identify in your mirrors
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Dog's visit to Santa turns Grinch after dog gets bitten on the ho-ho-ho's
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Berlin attack suspect shot dead by Italian police after exiting train near Milan
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two of the deadliest Police Departments in the U.S. are in California and they're now under investigation. Law enforcement in Kern County killed more people than New York City, with a tenth of the population
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't go committing a crime in Texas. In fact, don't go reporting one either, if you know what's good for ya
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has found seven examples of so-called "hate crimes" committed after Trump's election that, upon further investigation, have turned out to be utter hoaxes. Which I'm sure you'll agree demonstrates a trend suggesting we can dismiss them all
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cryptic signs warning of something terrible to happen on New Year's Eve in Aurora, Illinois; police not sure if threat is real or just someone's excellent, party time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals rules that your dog can only sit or play dead
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The government will soon be using Peter Thiel's Palantir to locate illegal immigrants, communicate with Sauron
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you doing that Elf on a Shelf thing for your kids? Congratulations, you are prepping them to accept an Orwellian, hyper-surveillanced police state
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia policeman sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of murder in the death of a suspect he was taking into custody on whom he used his "non-lethal" taser more than a dozen times, despite the suspect already being handcuffed
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Black ice causing accidents along I-64. Local police now attempting to shoot the road
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man who just got out of jail shows up at his baby mama's trailer looking for his stuff and gets stabbed in the neck by her new boyfriend. Why yes, this did happen in the south
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Religious council issues fatwa banning Muslims from wearing Santa hats
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Models take six hours to report a dead body because they wanted to finish photo shoot. "We just came to the conclusion that we needed to get stuff done"
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman says a pet sitter she found on Craigslist sold her dogs. Your dog doesn't even want to use Craigslist for casual encounters
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California police believe they have found the body of a woman who, tragically, will forever be remembered only as a former contestant on the reality show "Bridalplasty"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
3-year-old found in bug box, which apparently is not a good thing. Parents claim the kid went in there on her own. Cops not believing that story and have arrested nine people
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson arrested for driving away from police, bats
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
.217 would be a good BA. Too bad it's a BAC
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
OU football tailback Joe Mixon, on getting slapped by 150 pounds of blond white girl he then decked like a prizefighter: "It felt like a dude hit me." Good thing he doesn't play a contact sport
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Four bodies of missing drug gang members found on New York cop's property. It was an accident. They accidentally got dead and buried on my property. What's the big deal?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sorry bacon but just because you're linked to some bogus asthma symptoms from some anti-bacon study doesn't mean I'm giving you up *hack* *cough*
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Don't look like a criminal. This has been a message from the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles facial recognition department
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man dressed in Chewbacca costume committed grand theft. Now the police force is with him
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Singer Richard Marx helps flight crew subdue violent passenger. Also helping were Daisy Fuentes, Groucho, Harpo, and some lady who speaks jive
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Gunman in Zurich mosque shooting had 'links to occult' according to police. Peace-loving Cthulhu cultists around the world issue immediate denunciations
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
If you're seeking Kyle, he's on his porch across from the elementary school... cradling an assault rifle. Because, you know, he's a "hunter"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Berlin police discover that maybe grabbing the first swarthy-looking guy you see after a possible terrorist attack isn't such a good idea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The dress code specifically mentions to avoid brown shirts and black boots so obviously we've got that going for us, which is nice
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Is grandma spry?
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian bath lotion kills 41 drinkers, proving yet again the wisdom of just putting the lotion in the basket when you're told
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The majority of voters in the Philippines say they approve of Duterte's murderous drug rampage but fear getting killed themselves
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police called to a shop because of a. A) Fight. B) Robbery. C) A mug that said: 'Oh bollocks it's Christmas'
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Little pony escapes from Tokyo pet shop Thursday night, finds happy pasture of grass to munch on before police capture him and return him to his prison
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Police break into a car in an attempt to rescue frozen woman .... which turns out to be a mannequin.That's some mighty fine police work, Lou
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
And this is what $716M in cocaine looks like
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver police try to justify taking blankets and tents from homeless during sub-zero weather, and do a darned good job of it
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
If you were skiing above the Teton Pass late yesterday afternoon and triggered an avalanche, the Wyoming State Police would like to have a word with you. Unless you're buried under the twenty feet of snow on the road, then they'll call it even
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just hours after his spokesman denied that Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte had ever personally killed anyone, Duterte clarifies that yes, he so totally did: "I killed about three of them... In Davao I used to do it [kill] personally. "
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers suspended 10 players during an investigation, after police decided not to prosecute. The rest of the team now refuses to play. Washington State Cougars, good luck with that Holiday Bowl thing, we've got a whole different game going
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
If you plan on shooting your brother in the pelvis, have enough sense to not do it at the Green City Motel and Party Mart, because you know that story is going Green City on Fark
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police officer shot in Mt. Vernon, WA. Suspect barricaded with hostages. This is not a repeat from a couple weeks ago
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Thu December 15, 2016
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Student's basketball moves prompted lockdown at local high school, police say
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Producers of new Russia reality show set in wilderness of Siberia say they're okay with rape, murder and cannibalism
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
114 people arrested in Polk County prostitution sweep. Well, there go my holiday plans
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Chachi allegedly assaulted by Will Ferrell's wife
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"You kids take too long in the shower"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Muslim girl that was accosted by a bunch of white guys shouting TRUMP? Turns out she was out drinking and breaking curfew and didn't want to get abused by her fundie parents...again
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police corral 4 suspicious donkeys in a New Jersey town. No word on if one of them is named Dominick and wants to help out this Christmas
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is what Taiwan does to your Lamborghini Murciélago if they catch you using the wrong license plates
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
These are your rehab discharge papers. It's probably best not to write robbery notes on them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, admits to personally killing criminal suspects. Your move, Donald
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Asshole woman who boarded plane ahead of everyone else, without getting her ticket scanned, just to score some overhead bin space, finds out that "Boarding Group D" means "Cops drag your sorry tazed ass off the plane" (Video goodness included)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters put on protective rubbers to catch elusive erection spider
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The government's war on Christianity escalates
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Florida court rules that police can force you to tell them your phone's passcode. Although no guarantee they won't laugh if it's 12345
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Teen who killed herself over online bullying is still being harassed online by bullies
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Police thoroughly investigate high school nude photo ring, reviewed the evidence over and over again, didnt want to finish early and leave justice unsatisfied
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like the disappearance of MH370, CNN still unable to come to terms with not finding some Puerto Rican who killed JonBenet. Here is your 20 year followup
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(10 News)
 
 
 
If you ask me "unconfirmed explosives" is the same as 'no explosives'
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Thieves swim out to boat house on lake, steal booze from its tiki bar. Unlike Nessie, Loch Ness Burglars look pretty real on surveillance video
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I love studying in Trump tower with my knapsack full of knives and fireworks
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Getting plastered, plowing into two cars and asking the cops to make the DUI "go away" is no way to go through life Mr. State Liquor Board chariman
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The executive director of the Maryland Chiefs of Police Association becomes the latest official caught up in his colleagues' own undercover prostitution sting
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One Alabama prosecutor has figured out how to profit from pretrial diversion
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Semen frosting: it's not just what you get when you poke the Pillsbury Doughboy too much
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Peperony and chease
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Mon December 12, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Captive woman turns to UPS guy for deliverance
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Son packs up 82-year-old dad to take him to Texas, asks neighbor to clean trailer home for them. Neighbor finds dad left gas stove burner on, live grenade duct-taped to nitrocellulose in oven
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Dragon arrested for alleged knife fight after too much vodka and OJ. Never bring a screwdriver to a knife fight
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Sun December 11, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
Planning on protesting in the coming years? Yeah, good luck with that
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Man breaks into religious store and steals A) gold crucifix, B) electronics, or C) pigeons. Where is your squab now?
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(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Protip: When trying to steal a 58" TV from Walmart, make sure it's not during a shop-with-a-cop event. With "Yeah, I'm an idiot" mugshot goodness
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate accused of calming a baby with methadone. Apparently, she missed the memo that you're supposed to use bourbon like everyone else
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Hello, Police, you won't believe this, but there's a cop who dared wear his uniform to my class, and I need you to come arrest him. Hello? Hello?"
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Sir, you're breaking Denver's sidewalk camping ordinance. I'm going to need to take your blankets as, uh, evidence"
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Police officers who entered the Boise Airport air traffic control tower after pilots could not reach controllers by radio Nov. 19 found one controller had fallen asleep and a second one had left the tower and smelled of marijuana
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researcher wonders why so few people in the UK seem interested in popping open a cold one
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Package thief looking out for number 1 is rewarded with number 2
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Guy on America's "most wanted child porn villain" top ten list arrested at Fairbanks airport. Yep, that's a thing and it's run by Homeland Security. When not looking for terrorists, they are looking for child porn criminals
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fired cop had tried the 'I'm not racist you are racist defense', plans on contesting firing probably by saying that it is intolerant to not allow his intolerance
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
17 goes into 32 one too many times
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, presented by Carl's Jr., subtly admits to drunk driving as a way to deny punching his then wife
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cop DOESN'T shoot black guy, who actually HAS a gun, and gets fired
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reinhold has date with judge
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There are certain times in life when it's essential to check an address carefully. Like when you deliver mail, when you register to vote, and when you demolish a house
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
PSA: Police do not find it funny or cool that you use a cigarette lighter that looks like a gun
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Robin Williams, Tupac arrested in Arizona with 114 pounds of pot
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cop fired for eating without getting proper permission. Yet if he had shot somebody he would have gotten paid time off
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Police say the same man broke into the same pharmacy four times in one month, using the same window to get inside. He was probably looking for his OCD medicine
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
An 0-16 parade for the Cleveland Browns is a a distinct possibility
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A reminder that cops can make Fark for good reasons: Deputy Greg Park gave the woman $140 "to make sure the power and everything stayed on for the kids"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your ex impersonates you on Facebook and nearly ruins your life?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sometimes, you just want to hit the bar after a day on the slopes. Other times, the bar hits you
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
In 1955, the Kokomo city council had solved all other problems so they banned pinball machines and promptly forgotten all about it. It will soon be legal to play a Flash Gordon machine there once again
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
We have your drone. Don't make us come and get you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quinceañera de Rubi gets 1.2 million RSVP's after local birthday invitation goes viral
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Earlier, Greater Manchester police confirmed a Celtic fan had been arrested in Piccadilly Gardens for throwing a hamburger at a police horse"
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Some wise guy stole the baby Jesus from a Nativity scene in Bethlehem. Pennsylvania
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Dangerous murder machine prevents rape
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Here's Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody re-imagined as a violent crime drama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea uses thousands of hackers to attack the South, presumably by sharing time on both 386s in the country
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Five Knyazhychi police officers killed in a mistaken shootout between three different police units
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Clayton Co, Georgia's newest deputy may have a problem putting criminals away if it involves free throws
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigating whether serial abductor was involved in other attempts, or if he just kidnapped boxes of Captain Crunch instead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It takes a lot of balls to rob Pablo Escobar's hit man
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect, who famously showed off his gun fetish in a campaign ad, failed to protect his wife from three armed robbers
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The newest way Big Brother is watching you: your kids' toys
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended for trying to give the pizza deliverywoman some extra sausage
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pathetic robber hits 5 NYC banks in 3 hours, gets nothing, police say
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sheriff announces arrest in Joe McKnight killing, moves right on to "we're the victim here"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officer charged with slapping the bunny at work. Subby can't keep up with the slang kids are using these days
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ma'am, please stop twerking and climb down from your car. You have 15 minutes to comply
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(Time)
 
 
 
You may not like the drug raids in Rodrigo Duterte's Philippines, but you can't deny their accuracy as the police boast a 97% kill rate
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"An employee at a local convenience store called police after a man left with creamers that he did not immediately put into the coffee he purchased"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese police will soon have the power to pull the plug on the internet in times of ****Carrier Lost****
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sioux leader to all the vacation protesters who've taken up residence at Standing Rock: Hey guys, it's been great and all and, really, thanks a million, but now that we won that whole decision and all could you, ya know, kinda GTFO? Thanks
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(Patch)
 
 
 
FBI warns of a terrorist threat targeting Universal Studios' Red Line Station today. L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti announces he will board the subway at that very stop. In other news, Los Angeles might be holding an off-year election
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Mon December 05, 2016
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Tinder has led to many love connections. This is not one of those stories
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
In true Canadian tradition, after realizing that they are signatory to the Geneva Conventions, cop offers heartfelt apology for threatening to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback. Nickelback seems even worse after reading this
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(Sebastian Daily)
 
 
 
Florida man plays dead so guest would leave his home. And then it gets weird
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Walter Scott's killer police officer Michael Slager walks in mistrial
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill deBlasio asks White House for 87.5 Presidential salaries to cover the cost of security for Trump Tower
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Driver killed in Rising Sun crash. Locals say it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts State Police will use drones against careless drivers
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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(Troy Record)
 
 
 
New York police plan to strengthen border security as Massachusetts legalizes marijuana
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Demon vandal hovers 40 feet in air to paint upside down crosses, 666 on church
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police identify suspect who fired gun in Comet Ping Pong, epicenter of Clinton-connected viral "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory in Washington, D.C.
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Police collar decapitation suspect
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drunk ex-postman broke into post office to steal packages. Newman has clearly fallen on hard times
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fake Apple stores in foreign countries. New hotness: fake U.S. embassies in foreign countries
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(AP News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses fake news about deportation to apprehend suspects, regret nothing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And in the obvious next stage of the news cycle, women's bizarre abduction story is now being referred to as an "alleged" abduction. Gee...it's almost like we've seen this story before
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Yu-Gi-Ouch
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
City okays payout in case where police shot and killed naked teen. Fark: To officer who killed teen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Although little Johnnie's shotgun show-and-tell presentation drew a record number of police and fire officials, few stopped to congratulate him on his project
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Decapitated body of young man found in Merrimack River. Investigators say they will continue to Monitor the situation
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Fri December 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police circumvent iPhone encryption by legally mugging suspect
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mongolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Never mind about Rule 34, it's Rule 41 you should be worried about, since that's how the Feds are going to build the Rule 34 case against you
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Whoville set ablaze by cigarette. Police warn people to be on the lookout for a green man in a Santa costume, ask that if they see him to not touch him, even with a thirty nine-and-a-half-foot pole
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Clarke, potential Trump pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, "verbally pummeled" a chief medical examiner for disclosing information about a series of mysterious deaths at his Wisconsin jail earlier this year
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man driving 115 MPH on Route 6 in Rhode Island, while live streaming to Facebook Live, ends the way you'd expect it would
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan city spends all summer developing a way to help the homeless. Just kidding, they spent all summer making an app for people to call in police raids on homeless camps
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police hold gun-buying sting, discover criminals bring guns to gun buying stings
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's welfare director fired. He leaves behind 80,000 rounds of ammo and 50 handguns in the office basement. "These jihadists in San Bernardino attacked a social service center for the developmentally disabled. They will go anywhere,"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't *baaaaa* tase me, bro
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff explains 497 misses out of 500 shots fired by claiming they didn't want to kill the suspect
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting is brought to you by Baltimore, where a lone gunman has killed 2 and injured 4 others
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tacoma police officer killed responding to domestic violence call. Suspect barricaded and standoff currently underway
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parallel parking and diagonal parking are for amateurs. Try vertical parking
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Wed November 30, 2016
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
At clothing-optional bar, keep your hands to yourself
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Get a bad grade in school? That's a dousing with gasoline
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Huffing gasoline was better when it had lead in it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know you've had a little too much fun drinking when you wake up in the morgue
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Dread Pirate Roberts claim that rogue government agent solicited payoff in exchange for information on Silk Road investigation and then destroyed the evidence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's (and yesterday's) Fark-ready headline: Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
So what SHOULD you do if you find human remains? Besides posting selfie pics, I mean
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon drone falls to earth
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Security camera catches woman vandalizing car for a full six hours. Now THAT'S dedication
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I kind of want to date a girl that steals a Magic Mike DVD, batteries, and a hard salami from Walmart. I'm just saying
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Government is delighted to finally have transparency. They can see everything you do while you're in Britain
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Ex-Mcdonald's employee finds that the company frowns upon worker initiated menu enhancements, especially the ones reserved for police officers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As Jesus said, Let he who has not faked his own kidnapping after a drug-fueled binge with transgender prostitutes cast the first stone
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
PEI police to impose stricter punishment on drunk drivers by subjecting them to endless Nickelback while detained
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you know someone who was murdered, currently driving on Kirkman Road, the Orlando police are following you right now
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
First he makes you wait 5-7 seconds at a stop sign, then he flips you the bird when you honk at him. Good thing you have that .45 under the seat of the Audi you stole, isn't it, son? With mugshot of the year contender
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Aussie Walter Matthau kills Aussie Jack Lemmon. No word on if he was venomous
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Mon November 28, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cops seek owner of well-dressed lost dog
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police sued for $600,000 after false perjury charges laid against a man who will coincidentally be shot during a traffic-stop gone bad sometime next week
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
PSA: When prepping for Doomsday, remember the most important thing of all: Lock Your Doors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cool superhero backstory, sis
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Breakfast Fight Club
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spice Girl Mel B offers $5,000 reward for information on the person who broke into her car. In other news, Spice Girl Mel B still has $5,000
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Apparently asking for sliced cheese in a CVS will get the cops called on you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police chief takes his own officer to task for his crappy parking skills. Of course people have a problem with this and say he should have been fighting crime instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual CNN headline: "Arizona officer on leave after punching woman during arrest"
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
"Police say in lieu of cash, the robber took a burrito from Chipotle employees"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Teens sue Detroit cops over botched hooker sting near coney island"
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(AZ Family)