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Headlines matching 'Physicians'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(io9) Amusing Ten movies and TV shows where in reality everyone would be dead within five minutes of the credits rolling. Doctor?  (io9.com) (147)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Denver Post) Hero Paging Dr. Zaius to the Denver Zoo  (denverpost.com) (48)


Thu February 02, 2012
(doctorwhotv.co.uk) Interesting Matt Smith wants a "cooler, younger Doctor" for number 12. Becoming ginger notably absent  (doctorwhotv.co.uk) (174)
(MSNBC) Misc Worst job in Science: These physicians injected an average of 20.5 cc using "a back-and-forth technique" into the deep soft tissue layers of the penises of 50 men. The product was then 'homogenized with a roller.'  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (82)
(Fox News) Fail Couple sue In Vitro Fertilization Doctor for giving them what they wanted, but not how they wanted it  (foxnews.com) (83)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious This just in: Fat doctors less likely to tell you you're fat  (medpagetoday.com) (41)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Mental Floss) Strange Five "Doctor Who" stories ripped from the headlines. *DUN DUN*  (mentalfloss.com) (55)
(Pantagraph.com) Followup Two pieces of IL senator's brain removed... The one small piece left still considered smarter than 95% of remaining Illinois senate members combined  (pantagraph.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Topless Robot) Silly Fifty years of Doctor Who condensed into ten minutes  (toplessrobot.com) (96)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow  (theonion.com) (55)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Nail-gun misfire strikes man in the part of the brain which tells you that you have a nail in your brain  (news1130.com) (63)


Fri January 20, 2012
(KJRH) Sick Yet another doctor caught having sex with a patient, except in this case he's an equine veterinarian  (kjrh.com) (126)


Thu January 19, 2012
(UPI) Interesting Researchers say black doctor community better at unspoken language, frowning on your shenanigans  (upi.com) (55)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Step forward if you never had a lengthy premarital affair with the sixty-something abortion provider who delivered you as a baby. Not so fast, Karen Santorum  (dailymail.co.uk) (324)


Mon January 16, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass A small cut on a child's forehead results in the doctor gluing the kid's eye shut. Bet he didn't see that coming  (thelocal.se) (45)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Target shopping cart victim was just "mostly dead"  (nypost.com) (64)


Wed January 11, 2012
(InfoWorld) Obvious Doctor who is pissed he didn't get an iPhone or iPad for Christmas publishes article claiming TOUCHPAD DEVICES WILL CRIPPLE YOU FOR LIFE  (infoworld.com) (38)


Fri January 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Followup Naked man goes viral, should probably see a doctor about that  (news.ninemsn.com.au) (11)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Atlantic) Sick Only 1 in 3 doctors knows to wash their hands after coming into contact with the barf/fluids of the patient they saw just before they see you. Don't worry though, last year only 100,000 people croaked as a result  (theatlantic.com) (49)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting The Doctor to marry woman who played the role of his daughter. Same woman also happens to be The Doctor's daughter in real life and already has a child with The Doctor. Surprisingly, none of this happened in Dixie  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Doctors store patients' genetic codes, in a revolutionary step toward tailoring therapies specifically to an individual, and so they have a template to help reintegrate you after the transporter splits you into good and evil duplicates  (dailymail.co.uk) (63)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Guardian) Cool Doctor Who 2011 Christmas Special Review. Humany woomany comments to the right (Warning: spoilers)  (guardian.co.uk) (93)


Sun December 25, 2011
(New Scientist) Cool Airbus and DolphiTech develop a sonic screwdriver. The Doctor is reportedly unamused  (newscientist.com) (28)


Sat December 24, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Asinine If your doctor has you hold the IV bag, smokes a cigar during your procedure, and flushes your fat down the toilet, he may not be legit  (nbcbayarea.com) (25)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Asinine Q: What do you call a guy who finished last in medical school? A: Better qualified than some of the hacks running around in Army hospitals  (cnn.com) (83)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Olive Garden won't serve capers because they're too 'unexpected,' or pesto because it's too 'green'  (eater.com) (173)
(slam online) Followup Kobe Bryant says knee is 90% better. Doctors say it should completely heal since he'll no longer have to use it to beg his wife's forgiveness  (slamonline.com) (15)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 12 rectal exams a day is a job outside of prison, too?  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)
(BBC) Sad Looks like The Doctor has to go look for a new companion next season  (bbc.co.uk) (140)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Kotaku) Spiffy New Doctor Who game trailer for PS3  (kotaku.com) (39)


Tue December 06, 2011
(doctorwhonews) Interesting Doctor Who's one-minute prequel to The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe is a tad surprising  (doctorwhonews.net) (93)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Ohio.com) PSA The doctor calling you asking about your genitals might not be a real doctor  (ohio.com) (63)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Silly Doctors want to add warning labels to magazine ads and billboards alerting viewers that the images of celebrities have been digitally retouched  (mnn.com) (16)
(Short List) Obvious If you're going to forge a doctor's letter and hand it to the court, make sure you can spell first  (shortlist.com) (8)
(profootball talk) Sad In an age of concern over concussion and brain injury, the Pittsburgh Steelers are still 3/5's of a person   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (38)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Daily Record (UK)) Amusing Doctors find new baby each time pregnant woman goes for scan  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (48)
(JSOnline) Asinine Six-year-old boy caught playing doctor charged with sexual assault, served with a malpractice suit  (jsonline.com) (170)


Wed November 16, 2011
(kctv5) Scary Two year old boy hospitalized after swallowing a battery. Doctors say his prognosis is positive, will soon be discharged  (kctv5.com) (51)


Sat November 12, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Good: Children under 11 now being tested for high cholesterol. Difficulty: Scores are 200 points higher than IQ  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Stuff.co.nz) Fail New Zealand Department of Conservation accidentally kills 800 rare snails. Will be shipped back to lab as freight labeled S-cargo  (stuff.co.nz) (19)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Karen Gillan wants Amy Pond to die, which would simultaneously make roughly half the Doctor Who fan base happy, and inconsolable  (mirror.co.uk) (128)


Sat November 05, 2011
(LA Times) Fail After recent privacy breaches, UCLA Medical Center tightened security. Except for a doctor taking home all the patient data. But don't worry, it was on an encrypted hard drive. With the password written on a piece of paper right next to it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)


Wed October 26, 2011
(LA Times) Weird Today's special: venti half-caf skinny pumpkin spice vicodin, extra whipped cream  (latimes.com) (54)


Sat October 22, 2011
(CBS News) Sick A dozen pharmaceutical companies have given doctors and other healthcare providers more than $760 million over the past two years - and those companies' sales comprise 40 percent of the U.S. market  (cbsnews.com) (58)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Hugo Chavez's quest to become President for Life may be coming to fruition  (foxnews.com) (67)

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