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Fri April 12, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the climate change catastrophe profiteers who sell you fear, death and destruction
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In an industry-consolidation move, Chevron to buy Anadarko Petroleum. Soon there will only be oil, health care, and Disney. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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Fri April 05, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil may be hitting the anus with other types of digits than dollars if the Saudis don't get their way over U.S. antitrust lawsuits
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Thu April 04, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's biggest oil field is producing less than what most people expected. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's okay, everyone. We can suck CO2 right out of the air - and then use it to extract more fossil fuels. Please continue your rape of the natural world, science has your back
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Wed April 03, 2019
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dangers of smoking, Russian edition
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach suspended for pouring 15 to 20 gallons of gasoline and diesel on the field to dry it out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Shell Oil company leaves US refinery lobbyist group over differences in climate change and support for Paris climate agreement. Hell froze over tag unavailable
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Tue April 02, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil approaches, hits a new 2019 anus
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Wed March 27, 2019
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"Bjørn, did you remember to top off the ship's engine oil reserves before we left port?" "No, Magnus, I thought you did it already"
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Gas thieves siphon from the wrong tour bus tank (three years ago but social media found it again)
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Tue March 26, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Putin has been eating Venezuela's lunch, and Trump can't stop giving him forks
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Secret recording of a private meeting of oil executives reveals them laughing at their easy access to Trump
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Russian air force planes dropping off troops in Venezuela. It's OK, this is normal
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Wed March 20, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil may soon reapproach the anus, Hold on to your butts
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Mon March 18, 2019
(AOL)
 
 
 
In light of ailing economy, Iranian president Rouhani urges all Iranians to put curses on the United States, possibly in the hopes of drumming up business for clerics and paladins who are high enough level to cast Remove Curse
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US sanctions on Venezuela are hurting the most vulnerable, which at this point is pretty much everyone except Maduro
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"There's black gold in them thar hills." "You mean shale oil?" "Nope, wastewater"
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Thu March 14, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I guess it's a kind of transparency: Third paragraph down, we find it's not a bug, but a feature
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
When even Russia is complaining that you're too corrupt to do business with, you should step back and take a hard look at your country
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Wed March 13, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China offers help to Venezuela to restore power, respectfully inquires if it wouldn't like a few new man-made islands off its coast
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Tue March 12, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. to withdraw personnel from embassy in Venezuela because of the growing chaos, say Trump and the CIA have done their job to keep the lights out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, Sir, if you don't have the receipt with you, the best I can do is offer you store credit
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Mon March 11, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US is cutting shale oil production
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US is increasing shale oil production
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Venezuelan army has occupied all strategic electrical facilities to "prevent sabotage"
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Fri March 01, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After moving their Gold to Moscow, Venezuela decides its a great idea to move PDVSA's Headquarters to Moscow
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Wed February 27, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil prices up as US crude stockpiles mysteriously plunge by 8.6 million barrels, instead of rising the projected 2.8 million barrels
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Tue February 26, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Every Debate About US Interventionism Was About Godzilla Instead
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Venezuela running out of space to store its crude oil, forcing them to reduce output at a time when the world is thirsty for heavy, sulfurous oil. In other news, "Heavy Sulfurous Oil" is the name of subby's new prog-rock band
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
♬ Its name is Rio and it digs up lots of sand / It built a diesel power plant in Arnhem Land / Then claimed tax credits from a carbon cutback plan / Oh Rio, Aussies think you may have pulled a scam ♬
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Conservative isolationists are threatening the foreign policy plans of . . . Vladimir Putin?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know what today's oil market is like? These 12 empty supertankers will tell us about that
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
To sideline international sanctions, Venezuela deposits all its money in Russian accounts because why wouldn't you trust the president of Russia
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Faced with 9,000 gallons of burning gasoline on a major highway, firefighters backed off and watched the awesome column of fire
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
'Delta Avengers' threaten to cripple Africa's top oil producer if President Muhammadu Buhari is re-elected. Black Panther unavailable for comment
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Tue February 12, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
OPEC cuts production by nearly 800,000 barrels a day in January. No wonder prices spiked 20 cents at the pump
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil's approaching the global anus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil's receding from the global anus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's why you need to do some touching before sticking it in
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Mon February 11, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Workers flee workers' paradise
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Trump wants Iraq to go without electricity because he is a giant asshole
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Sun February 10, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Energy companies made huge profits in 2018 thanks to a crude turn of events
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's nice to see the United States as the one putting underhanded strategic leverage on Russia, rather than the other way around, again
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It wasn't the airplanes that brought down King Kong, it was the 2lbs of black tar heroin he was smuggling
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Problem: You have a lake that keeps killing people. Solution: Sounds like something that could turn a profit
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's Energy Minister would like you to know they're complying with OPEC's supply cuts, as long as you don't catch them
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Fri February 01, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Ed Markey have planted their seed and are now getting ready to sprout their "Green New Deal" bill
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maduro warns Trump not to turn Venezuela into "another Vietnam", what with all the bone spurs and STDs
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise after Washington imposes sanctions on Venezuelan state-owned oil firm PDVSA
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Mon January 28, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like Elon's Saudi buddies are unplugging
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
OPEC is doing all it can to avoid an oil glut and low prices, preferring them up at anus levels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next year, the US will export more energy than it imports - the first time that's happened since the year subby was born. USA USA USA
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Wed January 23, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Venezuela severs diplomatic relations with the U.S., orders all American diplomats to leave the country within 72 hours
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Tue January 22, 2019
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Busted mantra: Data is the new oil. New mantra: Data is the new sunlight. New new mantra: You owe the EU for $57 million for blocking out the sun
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Sat January 19, 2019
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We can continue underwater seismic oil exploration during the Government Shutdown. Federal Judge: Yeah, about that
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Thu January 17, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company to produce an electric version of the F-150 truck, will still blow exhaust on bicyclists
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Wed January 16, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bad: Your money manager loses all of your money. Worse: And puts you on the hook for 30% more. Fark: 300 investors, $150 million
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Sun January 13, 2019
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Drill Baby Drill
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Agreement arguing that we didn't need any regulation because emissions were trending downward. Take a wild guess what happened next
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Another four-star general gives Trump a zero-star review
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BP discovers a billion barrels of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, presumably where they left it in 2010
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Stymied in their attempt to transport oil sands oil via pipeline Canada opts to leverage national traditions and make them into giant hockey pucks instead
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It takes four heavy semis and more tires than you can count to move a 900-ton, 300-foot-tall distillation tower, likely to Fark Global HQ
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Thu January 03, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like the cheap gas prices? Brace yourself as it may go up by 35% by May
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Wed January 02, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump takes credit for something he has no control over
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Mon December 31, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news: Gas prices are falling. Bad news: Don't get used to them
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Sat December 29, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Once you're naked and soaked in it isn't a good time to find out that diesel fuel doesn't go "FWOOMP" when you try to light it. Or is it?
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