Headlines matching 'Pennsylvania'
Thu March 18, 2010
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Old and busted: finding an image of Jesus in your toast. The new hotness: finding the skeleton of Natalee Holloway in your vacation photos (blog.al.com)
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Mon March 08, 2010
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By allowing Pennsylvania grocery and convenience stores to sell beer, the state will become a post-apocalyptic wasteland where sellers of cheap beer will ravage the land unchecked, killing everybody you hold dear (altoonamirror.com)
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Sat March 06, 2010
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Two dead after small plane traveling from Indianapolis to Pennsylvania crashes in Ohio, presumably when the plane figured out that it was flying to Pennsylvania (indystar.com)
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Mon March 01, 2010
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Kate Gosselin will be on "Dancing With the Stars," but "will do most of her practicing near her Pennsylvania home because she insists on putting her children first" (radaronline.com)
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Sun February 21, 2010
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Gov. Ed Rendell of Pennsylvania says the White House needs to stop letting Republicans control the whargarbl (news.yahoo.com)
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Tue February 09, 2010
Thu February 04, 2010
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Pennsylvanians pine for the day they can buy a six-pack of beer in a grocery store or a beer distributor, which they can't do today thanks to state lawmakers covered in tavern owner pocket lint (pennlive.com)
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Tue February 02, 2010
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Obama to cut farm subsidies, threatening one of three remaining bastions of communism in the Western hemisphere, the others being Cuba and the Pennsylvania liquor system (desmoinesregister.com)
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Mon February 01, 2010
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Just in time for Valentine's day, Pennsylvania Goodwill store launches "Dump 'n' Drive", where you can put your ex'es leftover belongings to good use (pennlive.com)
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Jesus, Crist looks like he's gonna get crucified by Marco Rubio in the Republican primary (rasmussenreports.com)
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Thu January 28, 2010
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Having solved the budget crisis and allowing beer to be sold in supermarkets, the PA legislature wants to be the first state with a 'State Firearm' (pennlive.com)
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Fri January 08, 2010
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Activists Missing After Declaring "War on Leather" at Motorcycle Rally (glossynews.com)
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Pennsylvania adds table games to its casinos, giving you something to do while grandma plays the penny slots (philly.com)
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Mon January 04, 2010
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America is still feeling the effects of Prohibition, which can be confirmed by anyone who's tried to buy a bottle of wine or a six pack of beer in Pennsylvania (online.wsj.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
Tue December 08, 2009
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Suddenly, Palin/Bachmann 2012 doesn't look so bad after all (salon.com)
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Fri December 04, 2009
Mon November 30, 2009
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Pennsylvania local governments spent $4 million in taxpayer dollars to lobby state and federal governments to give them more taxpayer dollars. Which they can use to lobby for more taxpayer dollars (pittsburghlive.com)
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Wed November 25, 2009
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Atheist group asks to put up sign honoring war veterans near Christmas display. Pennsylvania town responds by outlawing Christmas displays, claiming "the liberals" have destroyed Christmas (pennlive.com)
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Tue November 24, 2009
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Lost: President. Tall and well-dressed, age 48. Enjoys basketball and golf. Has "keen moral clarity." If found, contact the American Left, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC (washingtonpost.com)
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Sat November 21, 2009
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If you stole someone's five-foot good luck distelfink, the Pennsylvania Dutch would like to speak to you, and remind you that stealing good luck symbols is bad luck (readingeagle.com)
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