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Headlines matching 'Penn State'
Fri February 03, 2012
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(Mother Jones) Interesting Susan G. Komen: Defunding Planned Parenthood was not politically motivated but a new policy against donating to organizations under investigation. Media: What about the $7.5M you gave Penn State? Susan G. Komen: *crickets*  (motherjones.com) (183)


Wed February 01, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Just when you thought college football was on the sidelines, Hope springs eternal ....It's National Signing Day, people  (espn.go.com) (94)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Use of euphemisms is distorting the truth about what happened at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky played squish the wrinkly Vienna sausage into the budding brown balloon knot  (cnn.com) (50)


Sun January 29, 2012
(AnnArbor.com) Fail And this month's Penn State award for delay in informing the authorities of child sexual exploitation and/or pornography goes to the University of Michigan  (annarbor.com) (231)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester  (foxnews.com) (164)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Hero Chad Ochocinco does not respond to Twitter follower for two years. Finally responds to fan with a trip to the AFC Championship Game, complete with plane tickets, hotel room, and baptism  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Followup Best summing-up of Joe Paterno's legacy  (freep.com) (163)


Sun January 22, 2012
(ESPN) NewsFlash This time it's confirmed - Joe Paterno calls his last play: 6 Deep  (espn.go.com) (920)


Sat January 21, 2012
(NJ.com) News Joe Paterno signs deal to coach Devils  (nj.com) (846)


Thu January 19, 2012
(kfor) Followup Local residents react to Garth Brooks suing hospital. Actual quote: "He is an icon. It would be different if he were a Sandusky at Penn State or something like that"  (kfor.com) (26)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man faces felony after breaking into girl's dorm. "He also said he had drank four beers at a fraternity earlier, but police didn't say which one". Subby will take a guess here and say Genny Cream Ale  (centredaily.com) (89)


Wed January 11, 2012
(PennLive) Interesting Joe Paterno gave $100,000 to Penn State in December, which works out to about $20 per anus  (pennlive.com) (84)


Fri January 06, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting Patriots offensive coordinator Bill O'Brien agrees to become head coach at Penn State. And you don't have to worry about any funny business going on with him as coach... he tapes everything  (espn.go.com) (61)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Deadspin) Amusing Not only did Pedobear show up to watch Penn State play in the TicketCity Bowl, he managed to get on the video screen (with photo goodness)  (deadspin.com) (112)
(ESPN) Cool Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (½)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc Mike Munchak's "heart is torn" over Penn State head coaching opportunity. Sandusky's victims say they're a bit torn up, too   (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (12)


Wed December 28, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious I wouldn't say that no one wants the Penn State coaching job, but no one wants the Penn State coaching job  (espn.go.com) (88)


Wed December 21, 2011
(CBS Chicago) Obvious "Your entire lives have been defined in too large a part by association with a college football program. Now, you are cowards - unwilling or unable to confront the cold truth that your beloved father figure was a bad man"  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (328)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Penn State QB hurt in locker room fight. At least he didn't bend over and take it  (news.yahoo.com) (41)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Joe Paterno delayed forwarding reports of Sandusky's alleged sex abuse because he didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend... Or month... Or Holidays... Or decade  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Fri December 16, 2011
(USA Today) News Live updates on the Penn State hearing. Author will need to speak to father before posting updates to a second hand source  (content.usatoday.com) (337)


Thu December 15, 2011
(USA Today) Sick Sandusky's lawyer: "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people ... like how to put soap on their body." ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  (content.usatoday.com) (172)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CNN) Sad Help I've fallen and I can't protect pedophiles  (cnn.com) (109)


Fri December 09, 2011
(The Gang) Asinine MMA fighter fired for Tweeting joke from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", to be sent to rehab with Sinbad and Rob Thomas  (mmajunkie.com) (85)


Sun December 04, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Only one question this time: Will Oklahoma State's pounding of Oklahoma be enough to jump Alabama in the BCS standings? It's your BCS selection show and CFB bowl selection show thread. (8:00 ET, ESPN)  (espn.go.com) (496)
(New York Daily News) Strange Lawyer is not feeling irie after he's awarded only $1.50 for successfully defending the religous right of a prisoner to not have his dreadlocks touched by guards  (nydailynews.com) (29)


Thu December 01, 2011
(ESPN) Followup World's most competent attorney says his client, Jerry Sandusky, might plead guilty  (espn.go.com) (85)
(Deadspin) Interesting Penn State University, trying to head off more embarrassment from this rape scandal, buys 4 .XXX domain names  (deadspin.com) (31)


Wed November 30, 2011
(NPR) Followup The Penn State Scandal civil suits have begun. Good thing Paterno put his house in his wife's name over the summer  (npr.org) (208)


Tue November 29, 2011
(The Onion) PSA Ten year old boys hold press conference to ask us a little favor  (theonion.com) (68)


Mon November 28, 2011
(PennLive) Cool Hershey Medical Center finds virus that sends cancer down the highway  (pennlive.com) (61)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Huffington Post) Silly Sue Paterno told to leave swimming pool on the Penn State campus. Before you get outraged, remember, her husband's no longer a university employee and techincally she was trespassing  (huffingtonpost.com) (219)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Not only did Jerry Sandusky allegedly enjoy molesting students, but he may have liked to keep it in the family as well  (thepostgame.com) (132)
(Philly.com) Interesting Penn State lawyers claimed that PA open records law would fark them in the ass  (philly.com) (48)
(New York Daily News) Weird 105 lb. competitive eater gobbles down almost entire turkey in 10 minutes. Never stops to pass the gravy  (nydailynews.com) (56)
(Yahoo) Obvious Penn State players received special treatment, Rick Romero reports  (rivals.yahoo.com) (31)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Fox Sports) Cool The baller formerly known as Ron Artest blasts David Stern and MJ23: "Come on Jordan Bring it. One on one. I win lockout over. I'll beat u with my eyes closed and a in and out burger in my right hand"  (msn.foxsports.com) (23)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Journalist tells Joe Paterno to speak up about 'victim 1' being bullied out of his high school. Paterno responds: "Is this loud enough for you?"  (technorati.com) (46)


Sun November 20, 2011
(LA Times) Unlikely Joe Paterno's son has a plan to get his dad's name back on the Big 10 trophy. But he needs someone to go back in time with him. You'll get paid after you get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (138)


Sat November 19, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Dear GOP, you pay us $850,000 and we'll undermine OWS. Sincerely, a bunch of lobbyists  (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (407)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Newsday) News Cancer suffering from Joe Paterno  (newsday.com) (277)


Thu November 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Hey Farkers, a random Internet chatroom comment led to Sandusky's arrest. So all the time we spend here is useful after all  (content.usatoday.com) (123)
(USA Today) Stupid Franco Harris fired after publicly supporting Joe Paterno. What a terrible tale  (content.usatoday.com) (110)


Wed November 16, 2011
(USA Today) Followup Paterno entitled to a $500,000/yr pension for the rest of his life, but before you get all outraged, that means Penn State is only likely to be out a couple of Mil, max  (usatoday.com) (128)
(The New York Times) Unlikely Four months before Penn State sex scandal, Joe Paterno transfers ownership of $594,000 house to wife for $1. Now claims it was just part of multi-year estate planning program  (nytimes.com) (239)


Tue November 15, 2011
(New York Daily News) Sick Jerry Sandusky's lawyer once impregnated a 16-year-old client. We're gonna need a "Pennsylvania" tag  (nydailynews.com) (389)
(The Courier Times) Sick If you can't answer the question, "Are you sexually attracted to young boys?" with, "Absolutely not, that's ridiculous" then you shouldn't do the interview  (phillyburbs.com) (312)
(Media Matters) Stupid Country & western musician and noted health industry expert Collin Raye weighs in on health reform law  (mediamatters.org) (36)


Mon November 14, 2011
(PennLive) Amusing When hiring an attorney connected to the largest pedo case in the US, it might be good to doublecheck the names of your lawyers  (pennlive.com) (104)
(CBS Sports) Fail Big Ten championship trophy won't carry name of ... uh ... that guy   (brett-mcmurphy.blogs.cbssports.com) (149)
(NYPost) Interesting Judge who set bail for Penn State pedo coach...worked for Penn State pedo coach's charity. You know, the one where he got the kids  (nypost.com) (471)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Canoe) Sick The Citadel reveals that it went full-Penn State  (cnews.canoe.ca) (121)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Even Moody's Investors Service hates Penn State  (bloomberg.com) (8)
(Metro) Cool Don't profess to obsess or possess distress in excess about egress over duress, Burress made progress in the process and will confess that he'll impress the Jets with finesse and success  (metro.us) (22)


Sat November 12, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious In the end, Penn State comes up a little behind  (sports.espn.go.com) (122)
(Deadspin) Video BBC reports on Penn State scandal, uses extremely unfortunate abbreviation for "assistant coach"  (deadspin.com) (20)
(ESPN) Spiffy Will Penn State or Nebraska prevail in the AWKward Bowl? Can Texas Tech knock off another #2? Will Wisconsin score 100 on Minnesota? And the biggest game of the day is in the Pac-12? It's college football  (scores.espn.go.com) (√-1)


Fri November 11, 2011
(MSNBC) Followup Kidnapped Major League baseball catcher Wilson Ramos safe at home  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (35)
(TMZ) Ironic Penn State's Mike McQueary is in protective custody  (tmz.com) (496)
(ESPN) Asinine 1950's Penn State player shows how a REAL Nittany Lion reacts to this scandal: he donates $$$ to Sandusky's defense  (espn.go.com) (303)
(Deadspin) Interesting Penn state attorney who reviewed the 1998 allegations against Jerry Sandusky also happened to represent the Second Mile at the time. Huh. That was convenient  (deadspin.com) (624)
(UPI) Asinine The worst group of fans imaginable have begun sending death threats to the Penn State whistle blower  (upi.com) (320)
(Fox News) PSA US Senate to Joe Paterno: No, you can't have a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not yours  (foxnews.com) (82)


Thu November 10, 2011
(NBC Sports) Interesting Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)   (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (2)
(Some Guy) Scary Civil suits against Penn State could reach over 15% of the school's total endowment  (businessinsider.com) (338)
(NESN) Sick The PSU scandal may have taken a very icky turn for the worse  (nesn.com) (914)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Why the NCAA should consider the "Death Penalty" for Penn State Football  (bleacherreport.com) (339)
(some PSU guy) Unlikely Sympathetic open letter to Penn State fans from a Buckeye  (theschoolphilly.com) (42)
(Some Guy) News In honor of Joe Paterno, Penn State students are going to witness illegal acts and then fail to report them to the authorities  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (721)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC) Dumbass JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first  (abcnews.go.com) (1987)
(ABC) Amusing Reporter: "What is your favorite junk food?" Rick Santorum: "The deepest chocolate you can get." Santorum  (abcnews.go.com) (63)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad "Sandusky Blitz" ice cream, which just happened to be banana with chocolate, peanuts, and caramel, yanked from Penn State's ice cream parlor  (lostlettermen.com) (732)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News) Sick Former Penn State assistant coach arrested for putting it into the endzone before turf was installed  (foxnews.com) (167)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Dumbass Nebraska volleyball player turns herself in after hitting two motorcyclists with her jeep. And by turning herself in, the newspaper means she stopped a half-mile away because her front tire was shredded  (omaha.com) (41)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool JoePa tells Illinois to get off his snowy lawn  (news.yahoo.com) (20)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious The $EC dominate$ the li$t with 10 of the top 25 team$  (ibj.com) (55)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Sleep paralysis may be the orgin of the Salem Witch Trials, tales of succubi, Jay Leno's career  (gantdaily.com) (63)

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