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Headlines matching 'Paul'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Guardian) Spiffy Will Mitt Romney's faux New England patrician credentials be enough to hold off the Paulistians in the deep woods of Maine? Is anyone still paying attention to this circus? It's your Maine Caucus thread  (guardian.co.uk) (212)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Slate) Interesting While Mitt, Santorum and Newt are busy ripping each other apart, Ron Paul is quietly amassing delegates. Stop snickering  (slate.com) (169)
(Some Guy) Hero Paul and Storm request your help to petition the NFL to have Weird Al Yankovic perform the SuperBowl Halftime show next year  (change.org) (153)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Paul says GOP result opens up door, hints at getting on floor, may lead to walking of dinosaur  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Google) Spiffy Will Mittens lick Santorum in Colorado? Will conservatives in Missoura change the race? Will Giant Elderly Baby do any better than third? Who is RON PAUL? It's your Minnesota/Missouri/Colorado Republican election thread  (google.com) (814)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)


Mon February 06, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com) (127)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com) (320)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President  (thehollywoodgossip.com) (147)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Bloomberg) Amusing Some Carson City prostitutes are donating their tips to Ron Paul. Just the tips?  (bloomberg.com) (33)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Anonymous) Interesting Anonymous exposes Ron Paul's ties to white supremacists, Nazis, Zuul, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria  (pirasec.com) (358)
(Washington Post) Interesting Hey, have you noticed that despite all the venom and vitriol being spewed in the Republican primaries, Romney and Paul never lay a hand on each other? There's a reason for that  (washingtonpost.com) (122)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Comedian from popular, news-savvy TV show launches Presidential campaign to expose foibles of the political process. No, we're not talking about Stephen Colbert. Come upon my lawn and let me tell you about Pat Paulsen  (rollingstone.com) (67)


Mon January 30, 2012
(NME) Interesting Paul McCartney might write music for computer games. C:\HOWTHEY\RUN  (nme.com) (66)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Ron Paul signed off on racist newsletters. I assume in All-Caps  (washingtonpost.com) (113)


Thu January 26, 2012
(CNN) Florida Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)  (cnn.com) (1692)
(TMZ) Stupid Paula Deen caught shoving a cheeseburger into her pie hole. TMZ is there  (tmz.com) (91)
(TBO) Florida Breaking down Florida's GOP support by region. Jacksonville: Romney. Miami: Gingrich. Naples: Santorum. Tampa Bay: RON PAUL  (www2.tbo.com) (18)
(NPR) Stupid Substantive policy driven interview with Ron Paul. Well, the first half anyway, the rest is about the probable, not very likely, but not ruled out, 3rd party candidacy, that may or may not be under consideration that is off the table  (npr.org) (24)
(Yahoo) Strange To RON PAUL, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar  (news.yahoo.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Why would Miley Cyrus buy her boyfriend a penis cake? Why would she pretend to lick it? Why do I care? Why do you care? I think it was Jean Paul Sartre who said, "Penis?"  (socialitelife.com) (86)


Mon January 23, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Paul Krugman's glass half-full runneth over in optimism for the first time in three years: "It could be worse"  (nytimes.com) (126)
(Some Guy) Sad Rand Paul detained by TSA for being a free thinker  (facebook.com) (248)
(Canada.com) Unlikely Paul Martin calls on Stephen Harper to admit mistake. Stephen Harper calls on Paul Martin to unify quantum physics with general relativity, balance the U.S. budget, and battle his evil double from an alternate reality to the death first  (canada.com) (42)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Ron Paul balloon snarls S.C. traffic, STILL not the biggest bag of hot air in the race  (wyff4.com) (43)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Mitt Romney would be outraged that his high taxes were paying for the cushy government pensions of three other Republican presidential candidates (if he paid high taxes, that is). The only one to opt out? RON PAUL  (businessweek.com) (55)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Foreign Policy) Dumbass Ron Paul invokes the Millard Fillmore Doctrine  (blog.foreignpolicy.com) (128)
(CSMonitor) Amusing Colbert is stealing votes from Ron Paul in the all-important "I'm voting for a joke candidate" race  (csmonitor.com) (30)


Tue January 17, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Republicans put Family Feud on display. Romney is Richard Dawson, Santorum is Ray Combs, Perry is Richard Karn, Gingrich is Louie Anderson and Ron Paul isn't playing because game shows aren't in the Constitution   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (58)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Philly.com) Dumbass Paul is in party of Lincoln, but rejects what he stood for. You can't explain that  (philly.com) (249)


Sat January 14, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Followup Lost in all the discussion about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul is the fact that Vermin Supreme got 831 votes in the New Hampshire primary. "I am a tyrant that you can trust"  (nzherald.co.nz) (90)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Interesting You can't win, Republicans. If you strike RON PAUL down, Libertarianism shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine  (buzzfeed.com) (210)
(Paste Magazine) Fail The thirty best Coachella performances of all time. Difficulty: Leonard Cohen and Paul McCartney aren't in the top two slots, and The Strokes are on the list, which immediately invalidates it  (pastemagazine.com) (65)
(CBS News) Interesting Ron Paul says he and his supporters are "nibbling at the heels" of Mitt Romney, making Romney the first candidate in US history to be in danger of being nibbled to death by dicks  (cbsnews.com) (58)
(Wonkette) Obvious Log Cabin Republicans very happy with Romney/Paul/Huntsman three-way, relieved that Santorum is dropping behind  (wonkette.com) (26)
(News4Jax) Florida There's one state where even Ron Paul won't campaign for Ron Paul, and his grassroots staff aren't even sure Ron Paul will show up for the CNN debate  (news4jax.com) (88)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Sorta news: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Republican primary. Fark: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Democratic primary  (democratsforronpaul.com) (135)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Paul Rudd to *literally* guest star on "Parks and Recreation"  (insidetv.ew.com) (23)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup For CBS covering New Hampshire, Ron Paul is he that shall not be named  (libertypulse.com) (294)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Newt Gingrich: "The fact is I never asked for a deferment, I was married with a child, it was never a question." Ron Paul: "When I was drafted, I was married and had two kids. And I went." Oh snap  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (279)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Mediaite) Amusing Actual headline: RuPaul Is 'Campaigning' In New Hampshire To Spread Awareness That He Is Not Ron Paul. "Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he's making a political statement." RUPAUL  (mediaite.com) (74)
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's 6th season, it's Girls' Town. Mike & the 'Bots mock a caper film with Mel Torme, Mamie Van Doren, Paul Anka, The Platters, and Dick Contino. "It's either Jerry Van Dyke or a trained chimp"  (youtube.com) (19)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Mother Jones) Interesting Will New Hampshire's much-hyped bloc of independent voters give Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul a win? Probably not, because they don't exist  (motherjones.com) (20)


Thu January 05, 2012
(SeattlePI) Obvious Brothel owner decides that if you have to be screwed by a politician, he wants it to be Ron Paul. "We thought real closely about supporting Newt Gingrich, because he's a cheater and we like cheaters"  (blog.seattlepi.com) (79)
(CBS News) Hero Rand Paul: My daddy says that if you want to snort coke off of a whore's tits, then God bless you  (cbsnews.com) (78)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ron Paul's version of "Joe the Plumber" is Jessie the Soldier, whose habit of campaigning for Paul while in full uniform may soon earn him a new title: "Jessie the court-martialed"  (news.yahoo.com) (180)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine Fox News blames "left-wing blog Politico" for weak GOP field, forgets to blame Texas Bumpkin, Pizza Man, Crazy-Eyes, King Newt, Flip-Flopper, RON PAUL, or Creepy Catholic  (rawstory.com) (127)
(Salon) Stupid The @MentionMachine ranks candidates based on how often they're tweeted about, so congratulations, President Paul  (salon.com) (34)
(Politico) Obvious Ron Paul, deeply ashamed of his third place finish in the Iowa caucus, assures his followers "there's nothing to be ashamed of"  (politico.com) (287)
(Politico) Amusing According to RON PAUL, RON PAUL is real winner at the Iowa caucuses. RON PAUL  (politico.com) (162)


Tue January 03, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Amusing Rick Santorum's nephew openly endorses Ron Paul. Awkward  (dailycaller.com) (52)
(Buzzfeed) Unlikely Just so you can say you've now seen it, here is Ron Paul's secret plan to actually win  (buzzfeed.com) (143)


Mon January 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail Some Iowa Democrats caucusing for RON PAUL because Obama is too weak-kneed and conservative  (articles.latimes.com) (404)
(The New Yorker) Interesting Top GOP electoral outcomes the press is secretly hoping for: 1) RON PAUL because RON PAUL, 2) Huntsman because hot daughters and wife, 3) a late entry because no, not Santorum, he's at 5)  (newyorker.com) (34)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Ron Paul reminds us that the Civil Rights Act destroyed private property as part of his "Ok guys, I'm gonna tank my campaign" final push  (huffingtonpost.com) (180)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Jon Huntsman says Ron Paul is "unelectable". In similar news, Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian can't act  (cbsnews.com) (237)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Popbytes gives a yes vote to FARK's combination Kelly Clarkson/Ron Paul headline (1st paragraph)  (popbytes.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Interesting Just like progressives and Obama, white supremacists shocked to find out Ron Paul not one of their own  (politickerny.com) (282)
(Politico) Scary In order to prevent a Ron Paul victory at the Iowa caucuses, the GOP have moved the vote-counting to an undisclosed location  (politico.com) (209)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Ron Paul's website drops endorsement from anti-gay pastor who advocated the death penalty for homosexuals. Shockingly, Ron Paul has a website  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (48)
(Des Moines Register) Fail The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (21)
(Huffington Post) PSA Ron Paul's one black friend is sticking up for him and saying Paul is not a racist  (huffingtonpost.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Followup Article comes with built in headline: "I can't worry about the fact that there isn't a bus big enough for me to throw Paul Christoforo under. The internet did that for me. I think they set him on fire too"  (gamerfront.net) (318)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Despite my name being at the top of this column, I'm so busy lately I can't remember for sure whether I wrote all the words in this column, so I can't be held responsible for calling Ron Paul a racist, anti-gay conspiracist  (commondreams.org) (247)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Ron Paul will save America from the imaginary plot to merge the US, Canada, and Mexico into one country and then turn our household guns over to the UN  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Let me stress that RON PAUL is not a homophobe or a racist. He simply doesn't like to use their bathrooms or have people speak spanish around him  (huffingtonpost.com) (159)
(FrumForum) Ironic Former George W. Bush speech writer slams Rand Paul's political ambitions as a 'dynastic cult of personality.'  (frumforum.com) (22)


Mon December 26, 2011
(National Journal) Scary Ron Paul's foreign policy is "sheer lunacy"... but you already knew that, right? Right?  (nationaljournal.com) (205)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Video Testy, cantankerous racist Ron Paul storms out of interview after CNN reporter asks entirely reasonable and germane questions. Just kidding, uncut version of interview shows Paul left because the interview was over  (youtube.com) (597)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero Paul Krugman: "Mitt Romney believes only corporations and the wealthy should have any rights in America and wants to return America to feudalism"  (nytimes.com) (169)
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing The controversy over his newletters has caused Ron Paul's popularity to surge among certain parts of the electorate. Unfortunately for him, it's the parts made up of people that shout things like "white power"  (theatlanticwire.com) (370)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Gal) PSA Why does anyone like Ron Paul? Because they're batshiat insane, that's why  (ashleyfmiller.wordpress.com) (344)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Politico) Obvious Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL  (politico.com) (117)
(Bloomberg) Obvious ...and the all-out offensive against Ron Paul from establishment Republicans has begun  (bloomberg.com) (267)
(The Atlantic) Obvious That racist Ron Paul newsletter that Ron Paul says he never authored, strange how he originally defended what it said and didn't say he didn't write it  (theatlantic.com) (332)


Mon December 19, 2011
(CNN) Scary Ron Paul: "I have to expose Gingrich" Now I have to scrub with brainbleach after that mental picture   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (64)
(Some Examiner) Obvious Make no mistake about it, liberals from within the Republican party will destroy RON PAUL   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (218)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely Normal person supports Ron Paul  (pantagraph.com) (90)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell  (foxnews.com) (830)
(Reason Magazine) Dumbass Fox News' Chris Wallace: If Ron Paul wins Iowa, "it won't count"  (reason.com) (260)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Obvious New study conducted by Andre the Giant and Paul Reiser shows Americans are using the internet more, but trusting information on it less  (abc2news.com) (98)
(ESPN) Interesting Chris Paul is finally headed to Los Angeles. The Clippers, that is  (espn.go.com) (114)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Nola.com) Asinine David Stern's requirements for a successful trade: One of the seven wonders of the world; the Hope Diamond; a Bugatti Veyron; a first round draft pick; and a player to be named later  (nola.com) (110)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Asinine St Paul police are comfortable with city notification method which has let city keep $515,497 which can be refunded to people whose cars were towed and sold  (startribune.com) (86)


Sat December 10, 2011
(NPR) Followup Former governor and ambassador John Huntsman was removed from tonight's debate as he is no longer considered a "viable candidate" while professional crazy person Ron Paul and The Human Google Bomb Rick Santorum are still invited  (npr.org) (107)
(Des Moines Register) PSA Tonight at 8PM, the remaining GOP candidates square off for a debate in Des Moines, Iowa in an attempt to be the last seated when the music stops. Here's a handy rundown of the hopefuls, from RON PAUL to the corndog lady  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (882)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Media reports Chris Paul traded to Lakers for Gasol and Odom, but Commish Stern kills the deal. Training camp starts tomorrow. Awkward  (washingtonpost.com) (308)
(Des Moines Register) Followup New poll says Iowans are jazzed over Newt Gingrich, be-bopped over Ron Paul, waltzed over Mitt Romney, and yakkity saxed over Michelle Bachmann   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (121)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Paulina Gretzky's absence from Twitter nearly as short as a hockey penalty. Let the high-sticking resume  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (23)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Politico) Hero Ron Paul's new ad goes negative on GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is reportedly "seriously considering" going milquetoast  (politico.com) (105)


Mon December 05, 2011
(CNN) Fail Trump on Ron Paul: "Many of his views and presentation make him a clown-like candidate". HONK  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (96)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary "It's not enough just to be alleged to be a terrorist. That's part of what due process is -- deciding, are you a terrorist?" - Rand Paul (B-roken Clock)  (huffingtonpost.com) (186)
(Slate) Spiffy Don't look now, but guess who is in second place (and moving up) in the latest Iowa poll? Take a deep breath and repeat after me... RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL  (slate.com) (86)
(Politico) Amusing Not only did RON PAUL decline to participate in Trump's upcoming derp-a-fest; he also laid some serious smack-down  (politico.com) (188)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Daily News) Sad Wayne Gretzky's smoking hot daughter Paulina deletes Twitter account after tweeting racy pics, probably due to complaints of high sticking among recipients (borderline Not safe for work)  (nydailynews.com) (87)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Ron Paul releases a new cookbook. He's against any sort of spices, most of his recipes only have a few ingredients and taste quite bland, but a small but very vocal minority believes it to be the most important cookbook ever  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (123)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Salon) Obvious RON PAUL pretends to be a friendly Libertarian, but in truth RON PAUL is a true supporter of the rich. That's right, RON PAUL only cares about the rich. But does anyone think he's got a snowball's chance in hell of winning? No  (salon.com) (292)


Thu November 24, 2011
(ESPN) Fail The Buffalo Sabres exact revenge on Milan Lucic for "running" Ryan Miller. Just kidding, Paul Gaustad was sent out to fight Lucic and got beaten down. Bruins win 10th straight  (sports.espn.go.com) (72)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Kotaku) Interesting New comic releases this week include Fantastic Four, X-Men, and RON PAUL  (kotaku.com) (7)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Rick Santorum: "The TSA should profile young Muslims because they're probably terrorists." Ron Paul: "What if the terrorist looks like Tim McVeigh?" Advantage: RON PAUL  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (397)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Ron Paul says we should offer friendship to Iran instead of bombing them. Clearly, this is demagoguery of a crazy extreme racist  (washingtonpost.com) (373)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Strange Ron Paul wins Iowa Republican organization's straw poll. So naturally, the organization is endorsing Rick Santorum  (blog.chron.com) (123)


Tue November 01, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D  (nypost.com) (19)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Lileks) Amusing Disco? Check. CB Radios? Check. Pinky Toscadero? Check and Mate. James Lileks uncovers the most horrifying of 70s Halloween artifacts: "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special"  (lileks.com) (26)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Detroit News) Cool Paul McCartney to pay for restoration of Motown piano played by Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Temptations. Tells museum he just couldn't let it be  (detnews.com) (22)


Sat October 29, 2011
(The Raw Story) Hero Rachel Maddow tells Paul Wolfowitz to STFU in epic rant  (rawstory.com) (406)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Times) Amusing GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  (washingtontimes.com) (347)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Herald-Leader) Followup Rand Paul: My actions have enriched this legislation. So there  (kentucky.com) (56)


Thu October 20, 2011
(WLSAM) Obvious Ron Paul drops $2 million in new TV ads to criticize rivals. Yeah, the word "drops" works rather well here  (wlsam.com) (63)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Thank you for visiting Herman Cain's webpage. You will be redirected to RON PAUL  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (165)


Tue October 18, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Ron Paul releases his own budget plan: trim a trillion dollars his first year in office, end the departments of everything, end foreign wars, kill social security, let States decide everything. RON PAUL  (npr.org) (266)
(Dlisted) Stupid From the 'Shiat we really didn't need, ever' department: Paula Deen's butter flavored chapstick  (dlisted.com) (35)

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