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Tue February 23, 2010
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(Celebslam) Dumbass Note to Paris Hilton: When you're comped 5 bottles of champagne, you should probably leave a tip  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (54)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Dead skin, carpet and upholstery fibers, and dirt from outside. If you said "What's currently in Paris Hilton's cha-cha", you're probably wrong, but definitely a Farker. It's "what is dust?"  (labspaces.net) (21)

Wed February 03, 2010
(Celebslam) Unlikely Having nailed every bar slut in Hollywood, John Mayer focuses his sights on America's sweetheart Taylor Swift  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (78)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Deceiver) Obvious If you look really close at Tila Tequila's pregnancy ultrasound, the kid is already holding an appletini  (deceiver.com) (35)

Wed January 27, 2010
(C|Net) Amusing Bill Gates caught table-dancing "Paris Hilton style" at Sundance. Top THAT, Steve Jobs  (news.cnet.com) (39)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Nerve) Followup Ten former child stars you'd nail now. Come for the Lacey Chabert, stay for the Johnathan Lipnicki  (entertainment.nerve.com) (236)

Sat January 16, 2010
(Lehigh Valley Live) Silly "Stripper pole dad wants new venue because he's known as 'stripper pole dad'"  (lehighvalleylive.com) (43)

Thu January 14, 2010
(Some sheep Farker) Scary Sheep born with human face with WTF photo of the little nightmare. EWWWW  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (212)

Tue January 05, 2010
(MTV) Followup MTV's self-fulfilling trifecta of cosmic stupidity: Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton's reaction to Casey Johnson's death  (mtv.com) (153)

Wed December 30, 2009
(Daily Mail) Stupid Not content with pointlessly scrutinising every minutae of celebrities lives today, media moves on to examining what they might be like in 10 years time  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)

Sun December 27, 2009
(Daily Mail) Stupid Columnist marries Paris Hilton in Las Vegas for a reality show. Yet conservatives still insist it's the gays who are ruining traditional marriage  (dailymail.co.uk) (195)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Contact Music) Weird Paris Hilton shares her bed with a pig. Eventually, her STDs will combine with swine flu to form the Voltron of infectious diseases  (contactmusic.com) (26)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Canoe) Obvious There are too many Chihuahuas in California. Maybe they should patrol the border a little better?  (cnews.canoe.ca) (90)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Vanity Fair) Scary "The influence of reality TV has been insidious, pervasive. It has ruined television, and by ruining television it has ruined America. Maybe America was already ruined, but if so, it's now even more ruined"  (vanityfair.com) (117)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool The 100 Most Iconic Internet Videos. There goes the next 3 hours of your life  (urlesque.com) (77)

Thu December 03, 2009
(Chicago Tribune) Followup "What Tiger Woods can learn from Michael Jordan." First, he needs to quit golf, but then a year later come back. Then he needs to quit again, try to play hockey, and after that fails play golf again with a different sponsor  (chicagotribune.com) (43)

Sun November 29, 2009
(The Earth Times) Interesting Yahoo improves its search engine. In other news, Yahoo still has a search engine  (earthtimes.org) (39)

Fri November 27, 2009
(Guardian.com) Cool Richard Hell discusses re-recording his '82 album 'Destiny Street' with Bill Frisell and Marc Ribot: "I was insane and desperate and riddled with drugs and didn't know how to make a record sound good"  (guardian.co.uk) (15)

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