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Tue March 09, 2010
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(Deadspin) Amusing Bill Simmons cries that "this is not why I got into writing" after Keith Olbermann mocks his Tiger/Ali column and says he has E-Mails from Bill's bosses making fun of his awful comparison  (deadspin.com) (81)

Sun March 07, 2010
(ISN'T SHE LOVELY?) Hero Paris names Stevie Wonder Commander of Arts and Letters, did not anticipate the enormous cost of translating those arts and letters into braille  (nme.com) (5)

Sat March 06, 2010
(Yahoo) Obvious Oscar producers urge viewers to tune in early or they could miss out on important sequences like who wins the award for Best Key Grip for a Documentary Short involving Parisian squirrels who ride bikes  (news.yahoo.com) (32)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Vancouver Sun) Scary The USA gets it hockey goodness from stealing the sons of people who are better at hockey than them. Brett Hull, Zach Parisee, and Paul Statsny agree. Basically they are the Borg Collective of Hockey, and your child will be assimilated  (vancouversun.com) (45)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Celebslam) Dumbass Note to Paris Hilton: When you're comped 5 bottles of champagne, you should probably leave a tip  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Amusing Jimmy Carter objects to comparisons with Obama; thinks Carter administration was FAR better  (news.yahoo.com) (74)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Dead skin, carpet and upholstery fibers, and dirt from outside. If you said "What's currently in Paris Hilton's cha-cha", you're probably wrong, but definitely a Farker. It's "what is dust?"  (labspaces.net) (21)

Fri February 19, 2010
(CSMonitor) Hero Snowboarder Hannah Teter is rich and famous and now has two Olympic medals, but all of that pales in comparison to her generousity and charity. "I'm motivated to keep going to keep making a difference in people's lives"  (csmonitor.com) (26)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Daily Mail) Stupid With Valentine's Day almost here, Vicar urges women parishioners to "be silent" and "submit to your husbands"  (dailymail.co.uk) (166)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Some Sucker) Obvious Nets seek to hire Krzyzewski as next head coach on grounds that, after decades of experience in suckage at Duke, the massive vortex that is the Nets will be a cakewalk by comparison  (fayobserver.com) (33)

Tue February 09, 2010
(YouTube) Cool With winter at around the mid-way point, I wished it was April in Paris (sung by the legendary Ella Fitzgerald)  (youtube.com) (13)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Mickey Rourke, star of "Spun," "Harley Davidson & Marlboro Man" and "Love In Paris" says Megan Fox is the best actress he's ever worked with  (popwatch.ew.com) (41)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Some Guy) Video Geek lines up footage of both Oceanic flight 815 sequences from "Lost" for comparison  (toplessrobot.com) (21)

Thu February 04, 2010
(YouTube) Amusing Today's classiest political ad is brought to you by the race for Orleans Parish coroner  (youtube.com) (41)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Popeater) Stupid Black Eyed Peas sued for stealing song from unknown artist. This is not a repeat of 2008 or 2009 (with both vids for comparison)  (popeater.com) (43)

Wed January 27, 2010
(C|Net) Amusing Bill Gates caught table-dancing "Paris Hilton style" at Sundance. Top THAT, Steve Jobs  (news.cnet.com) (39)

Tue January 26, 2010
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Kourtney Kardashian cries foul over photoshopped pics that make her look remarkably good. (pic comparison)  (bittenandbound.com) (52)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Yahoo) Unlikely Roman Polanski's wife says he's a "marvelous husband", great with kids  (news.yahoo.com) (66)

Sat January 09, 2010
(Examiner) Video Side-by-side comparison of Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno dealing with their awkward situation in monolgue form on the left. Farkers arguing over who's funnier on the right  (examiner.com) (90)

Tue January 05, 2010
(MTV) Followup MTV's self-fulfilling trifecta of cosmic stupidity: Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton's reaction to Casey Johnson's death  (mtv.com) (153)

Sun December 27, 2009
(Daily Mail) Stupid Columnist marries Paris Hilton in Las Vegas for a reality show. Yet conservatives still insist it's the gays who are ruining traditional marriage  (dailymail.co.uk) (195)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Contact Music) Weird Paris Hilton shares her bed with a pig. Eventually, her STDs will combine with swine flu to form the Voltron of infectious diseases  (contactmusic.com) (26)

Sun December 13, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious Jefferson Parish in New Orleans flooded as levee pumps fail to keep up with deluge of water, sparking new round of furious demands that Bush resign  (wdsu.com) (137)

Sat December 12, 2009
(Gawker) Fail Harvard, Dartmouth, Cornell and Boston College reduced to making Hogwarts comparison to pimp themselves out. Cornell quarterly: "Bring your wand and broomstick, just in case"  (gawker.com) (94)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Rolling Stone) Obvious Rolling Stone publishes their list of the top 100 albums of the decade, as chosen by a selection of artists and critics whose taste pales in comparison to your own  (rollingstone.com) (210)

Tue December 08, 2009
(io9) Fail Michelle Rodriguez says that Avatar is going to be "better than the Phantom Menace." Well, that's one helluva comparison right there  (io9.com) (184)

Sun December 06, 2009
(Miami Herald) Scary Pizza delivery driver still the most hazardous occupation in the U.S., making the Alaskan king crab fishery look like a cushy office job in comparison  (miamiherald.com) (62)
(Google) Obvious Japan's huge stimulus package to be unveiled next week, amid concerns it will look so small in comparison with gigantic American stimulus package  T-Shirt  (google.com) (60)

Fri November 20, 2009
(Yahoo) Sad Top S. Korean model found hanged in her Paris apartment. Police are unable to determine a time of death, because, as a model, she's looked like a corpse for some years now  (news.yahoo.com) (92)

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