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Headlines matching 'Palin'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Mediaite) Dumbass Sarah Palin's CPAC keynote: "Time to drain the jacuzzi and throw the bums out with the bathwater." If she mixes any more metaphors, the early bird will grow moss on a penny earned  (mediaite.com) (159)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Ask to play through to get around some slower players? That's an impalin' with a nine iron  (nbcdfw.com) (48)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Nation) Hero Palin Targets Republican Politburo  (thenation.com) (125)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Atlantic) Obvious Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com) (140)
(The Daily Caller) Interesting Sarah Palin endorses Rage Against The Machine  (dailycaller.com) (115)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting From the 'will replace the whale in your nightmares' department: Newt Gingrich eats Sarah Palin  (guardian.co.uk) (15)


Tue January 24, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass "'Sometimes if your candidate loses ... you kind of get your panties in a wad and you may say things that you regret later,' Palin said Monday - without any hint of irony - on the Fox Business Network"  (nydailynews.com) (46)
(HitFix) PSA Complete list of the nominations for the 84th Academy Awards nominations. Lowlight: No Michael Fassbender. Lower note: Sarah Palin got a nomination. Seriously  (hitfix.com) (271)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Hot Air) Obvious I just want to thank ABC.. all the networks and cable TV in fact, for helping me validate my conclusion that they are mostly Obama's servile, complacent, undistinguished media (SCUM)  (hotair.com) (105)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Newt may have just committed a felony by offering Palin a job for her endorsement. In his defense, he very rarely keeps promises he makes to women  (dailykos.com) (125)


Wed January 18, 2012
(LA Times) Misc Sarah Palin: "If I were in South Carolina, I'd vote for Newt Gingrich." The last time someone from the great white North told SC how to think, they left took the rest of the south with them  (latimes.com) (56)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In case anyone cares, Newt Gingrich gets the all-important "former first dude of Alaska" endorsement   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (42)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious Bristol Palin hates her fame. That makes all of us  (showbizspy.com) (116)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Politico) Spiffy Herman Cain to enter the lucrative 'vanity bus tour' market, directly competing with established brands like Sarah Palin  (politico.com) (26)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Stupid Every 10 minutes, 3 African children die from hunge...OMG PALIN'S NEW HAIR  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)


Fri December 30, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Gingrich says he'd consider Palin for VP. That would be quit some ticket there  (realclearpolitics.com) (131)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Investors Business Daily) Interesting Jon Huntsman most closely aligns with American's self-reported political views, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to change his name to "Rodrigo" and become a ventriloquist  (news.investors.com) (80)
(RealClearPolitics) Hero Karl Rove's political predictions for 2012: Republicans will keep the House, take the Senate, Obamacare will be overturned, Sarah Palin will become president, and Obama will be forced to take a job shoveling elephant crap at the circus  (realclearpolitics.com) (109)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Contact Music) Interesting Jewel's family set for Alaska reality show. Sarah Palin rolls her eyes, goes back to mumbling something incoherent  (contactmusic.com) (68)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Short List) Interesting Julianne Moore gives the best impersonation of Sarah Palin by an actress from 30 Rock since Tina Fey. Hands down  (shortlist.com) (103)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Sarah Palin says it's not too late to send her more money  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (111)
(Foreign Policy) Fail 2011's worst predictions: Qaddafi says rebels will lose, Karl Rove says Palin will run, Conde Naste calls Libya a tourist hot spot, preacher claims the world will end, and...Thomas Edison says taxis will be made of solid gold?  (foreignpolicy.com) (29)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Politico) Obvious Without Sarah Palin, the Tea Party is floundering  (politico.com) (139)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets. Allow me to repeat that: Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets  (usatoday.com) (142)


Tue December 06, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting Donald Trump finds no proof Obama's mother was even in the hospital in Hawaii, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to walk down K Street wearing a T-shirt with "FART" written in big letters on it  (wnd.com) (181)


Mon December 05, 2011
(New York Daily News) Obvious Mother Palin needs to scoop up Mitt Romney, ruffle his perfectly coiffed hair, hold him to her bosom, and explain to the Tea Party faithful that it's OK to vote for a Northeast Liberal elitist that believes in some scary moon God  (nydailynews.com) (124)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Mediaite) Stupid Mitt Romney on new jobless numbers: "Obama will have a hard time putting perfume on this pig." In related news, Sarah Palin considers filing copyright infringement suit against Mitt Romney  (mediaite.com) (172)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Wonkette) Dumbass Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras  (wonkette.com) (332)


Tue November 22, 2011
(New York Magazine) Followup Finally, an answer to the mystery of why Roger Ailes was so pissed off at Sarah Palin  (nymag.com) (85)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine How badly does the base of the GOP hate Mitt? After last night's debate all but clinched Romney's path to the nomination, they're already openly fantasizing about a brokered convention or a floor fight to draft Palin  (news.yahoo.com) (266)


Wed November 09, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary Vladimir Putin finds Soviet-era weather-control machine, points it at Sarah Palin's front porch, and flips ALL the switches  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (84)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Tinfoil Hat) Weird Sarah Palin is a fabrication, who was used to create the illusion that Al Qaeda is in control of the country. See, there's even a pic of her with a hat that looks like Castro's. Then it gets weird   (osamaobamabidenbinladen.blogspot.com) (60)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Latest thing for Sarah Palin to quit? The Republican Party  (dailymail.co.uk) (163)

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