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33 headlines found matching 'PTO'
Fri August 18, 2017
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(NPR)
 
 
 
17 years and $200 billion dollars later, Maine's laptop-for-all-students program is a resounding success Just kidding, it's made the kids dumber
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga willingly entered a den of iniquity and terror--the liberal bastion of the Hamptons--and took part in the annual East Hampton Library's Authors Night, which is free. But she charged people for DVDs and pocketed the cash because she's greedy
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
70% of all condo purchases at Trump-branded properties are all-cash transactions with hidden buyers. Which is a common way drug lords and kleptocrats launder their dirty money. But that's perfectly legal thanks to intense lobbying by the RE industry
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solar eclipse's top nine movie roles. Come for '"Apocalypto", stay for "Little Shop of Horrors"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
We're not going to use those brand new Ford police interceptor SUVs, until we ensure that they're safe. Because, one of our officers smelled carbon monoxide. Ya know, that odorless and tasteless gas
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Nudity, Robert Downey Jr., and Lou Reed's Rules for Living at the Hamptons' Wackiest Benefit
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Marion Knight indicted for making threats against the director of Straight Out of Compton
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Mon July 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elite Hamptonites fearful their town could become "the Appalachia of the Hamptons" because of the rise of squalid motels for local poor workers
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Mon July 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Police in Pennsylvania were looking for stolen laptops, find a $40 million bitcoin scam instead
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Fri July 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Complaining about the lack of women and lead minority actors in "Dunkirk" is like complaining about the lack of Sinatra music in "Straight Outta Compton" or the lack of jet aircraft in "Braveheart", and yet USA Today does it anyway
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Optometry Today)
 
 
 
Not news: 67-year-old woman finally finds those 27 contact lenses she lost. News: they were all still in her eye, Fark: at the same time. UF: Possibly the first ever link to Optometry Today?
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Wed July 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cryptography professor finds enigma machine in flea market bargain bin, although he did Nazi who was selling it
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Like Coachella for conspiracy theorists: Jared and Ivanka are partying at a house in the Hamptons owned by a Washington Post editor, with Chuck Schumer, George Soros, Charles Koch, Carl Icahn, and dozens of other politicians and prominent journalists
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There will soon be thousands of crypto currencies to choose from, and some of them can't even buy you drugs or weapons
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor will continue flying for another 43 years. That's a lot of in-air refueling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bacon is not Muslim Kryptonite
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Buy a cell phone, laptop, power tool, or tablet between 2000 - 2011? You just may have just won a settlement in a class-action price-fixing lawsuit
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Coast Guard airlifts man with stroke symptoms from cruise ship, over constant protests that he was perfectly fine, he was great, he was the President of the United States
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Sun June 18, 2017
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
Something wrong with your new Surface Laptop? Just let it go, man. It's gone: "It's a glue-filled monstrosity... It literally can't be opened without destroying it"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Trump is ushering in a kleptocracy; that's why he's being sued." Also a kakistocracy, idiocracy, proctocracy, and plutocracy, but he can't be sued for those
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Tue June 13, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "the dog ate my homework." New hotness: "I was doing a research paper on kleptomania when I got arrested for shoplifting"
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to all those new subscribers, the New York Times will be shiatcanning 100 reporters and throwing its public editor under the bus, but at least their executives will still have summer homes in the Hamptons
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Thu June 01, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah says there is no constitutional right to marry your laptop
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"We're offering a competitive salary, an executive office and assistant, generous PTO and bonus plans, and only a minor risk of being embroiled in career-ending treason investigation." "Yeah, I think I'll pass"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
And in today's chapter of the TSA trying to make travel as miserable as possible: expanding laptop bans to all international flights
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Political official threatens the Chief of Capitol Police to 'expect consequences' if he didn't return a laptop taken during a criminal investigation, Surprisingly it wasn't a member of the Trump administration
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Mon May 22, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Upton reveals that she isn't confident wearing a bathing suit. Which makes as much sense as one of the Kardashians saying they are camera shy
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Thu May 18, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Wannacry ransomware, here's some news about crypto parasites of a different kind
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Status of laptop ban on US bound flights from Europe downgraded from "Happening" to "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The Toronto Raptors are losing and frankly who cares
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Greyhound trainer has license revoked after 5 dogs test positive for cocaine. Your dog wants a line and some Clapton on the radio
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Bought that shiny new $999 Surface Laptop? Good. We hope you like only being able to use Bing and Edge. Forever
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Thu April 27, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mid-week action has ramifications for the top of the table. Tuesday, Chelsea get Southampton. Wednesday sees Foxes at Gunners, Spurs at Palace. Thursday is the Manchester Derby. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EDT on NBCSN. EPL Discussion is here
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