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41 headlines found matching 'PTO'
Mon November 28, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite protests that he really, really doesn't need a new fleet of Ferraris, Eric Clapton reluctantly unretires for two concerts at Madison Square Garden in March, followed by two more concerts at LA Forum. Oh the pain
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that the long and glorious tryptophan coma has worn off, Fark is ready to help you again...with the Fark Weird News Quiz. Black Friday, indeed
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga goes on Twitter to defend American Nazis and blast Al Sharpton, saying the former has killed zero people but the latter has killed "at least 9" in 2016
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Thu November 24, 2016
(MCCLOUD)
 
 
 
It's not yet time for a Patrick Swayze Christmas, but you can gorge yourself and slump into a tryptophan coma while watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon, beginning at Noon ET on ShoutFactoryTVlive.com and YouTube
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since 2001, the Secret Service has lost 744 laptops, 258 desktop computers, 736 mobile phones, 22 tablets, 121 guns, and 32,000+ left socks
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The copyright case against the song Uptown Funk could lead the music industry "to litigate itself to death"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Most disappointed person sending irate tweets over Justin Verlander not winning the AL Cy Young Award? Kate Upton, of course
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Grandmasters in the spectator gallery whipped out their laptops, sensing something amiss"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proof Aussies are descended from convicts: Crooks steal Sydney man's cash and laptop while his Ferrari goes up in flames
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of bird/sheep/dinosaur discovered in China. Meet the oviraptorosaur
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Question: "Is it feasible to sort through 650,000 emails in a couple of days?" Edward Snowden: gimme an old laptop and a couple of hours
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
There's only one clock master left in Hampton Roads. Really? Because I'm pretty good at-oh, CLOCK master
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Wed November 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After Cubs force Game 7, ticket prices for the game are 15 times face value, and a nearby Hampton Inn has no vacancies at $1,500 per room
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Current rumors are that Weiner kept 650 thousand state department emails in a folder on his laptop called "Life Insurance," although maybe "Get out of Jail for Underage Sexting Free" would have been a better name
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How will Rick, Maggie, and Carl deal with the aftermath of Negan's head games? Will Darryl escape his captors? Will the gang face a lady or a tiger? Find out in The Well. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple announces a return to 1998 laptop computing
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Mon October 17, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's unbelievable how many Americans don't use all their vacation time." Well, with about two months left in the year, how YOU doin'?
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having to discuss symptoms with a receptionist is so intimidating that four out of 10 people decide not to see their doctors because of it, especially when their toe is so swollen THEY CAN'T PEE OUT OF IT
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
SCOTUS rejects Washington Redskins' appeal, cancels all team's trademarks and name for "being offensive to many people." Team will now have to refer to themselves as "Redskins"
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Thu September 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After hurting her ankle stepping in a pothole, Al Sharpton's daughter was able to dance, go to concerts, tour the country, climb mountains, and sue the city for $5 million
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
NECA toy designer/sculptor David Silva attempts to make feathered dinosaur toys that look cool; succeeds
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mid-week Futbol today. Bayern Munich facing Hertha Berlin on FS1 and Real Madrid hosting Villarreal on BEIN. Action starts at 2:00 PM EDT. LG Cup has Swansea facing Man. City, Man U v. Northampton, Southampton v. CP and others. Games start 2:45 PM
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Tue September 20, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Iconic basketball coach Larry Brown not ready to retire, wants to coach East Hampton High School boys team and commit recruiting violations there
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
The cast of 'Stranger Things' sing 'Uptown Funk' at the Emmy's and kill it
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Millennial, cellphone in hand, rushes past firefighters into a burning home to rescue: A) an elderly resident. b) a beloved pet. Or c) his laptop because it contains the only copies of his two novels
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Tue September 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Miss America contestants tiptoe around political questions in the Q&A final round, except for Miss New York who took a classy shot at Trump ... which helped her to finish second
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like raptor hunting, upside-down-girl foot archery, and guys on fire riding horses? Then check out the Kyrgyz World Nomad Games
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton on Donald Trump: "He is an insult to our intelligence"
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Sat September 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You haters need to cut it out about Hillary not taking questions, for indeed she has taken many a question, for the proper compensation, from children of donors in such gloriously diverse locations as Beverly Hills, Aspen, and the Hamptons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI : In 2014, a Clinton Foundation laptop and a thumb drive used to archive Hillary Clinton's emails from her time as secretary of state was sent through the mail and disappeared
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Fri September 02, 2016
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Apple issues global security alert for Mac laptop and desktop users after hackers think different
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Wed August 31, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"It looks like it was left alone in a PC store overnight and ate all the other laptops"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just like Harper Valley, PTA...but with a framed PTO mom, and drugs
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RIP John Ellenby, godfather of the laptop
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
DiCaprio rear-ended in the Hamptons. Police say he approached with a distinctive walk as they arrived on the scene
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
ManU playing Southampton on a Friday at 3pm? Leicester v Arsenal headlining Saturday? Does Burnley stand a chance against Liverpool? Will the Hammers break in Olympic Stadium with a win over Bournemouth? This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Mon August 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Exercise may ease the symptoms of schizophrenia, the fear of having a workout partner
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Fri August 12, 2016
(The Drive)
 
 
 
F-22 Raptor defeated by swarm of drones
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Wed August 10, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
The voice of the Memphis Grizzlies ejected for upskirting a woman at church and storing the images on a church laptop
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Houston men charged with stealing more than 100 cars, mostly Jeeps and new Dodges using nothing more than a laptop and software readily available at most car dealers and auto service shops
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