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41 headlines found matching 'PTA'
Tue July 18, 2017
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember Captain Viktor Tupolev? That's Mitch McConnell right now
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Roland should get the Dark Tower pretty quickly as the movie adaptation is only 95 minutes long
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I apologize for the two-hour delay but we are now on our way cruising at 36,000 feet and remarkably underweight. Oops that must mean we forgot the luggage
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (7/12): Darth Vader tries to mug a dude for his lightsaber, Batman puts Joker in a corner, and War for the Planet of the Apes may be the best comic adaptation of a Woody Harrelson movie since the Punisher/White Men Can't Jump crossover
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Random nutcase says Transgender acceptance is child abuse. Oh she's the president of the American College of Pediatricians, that might be a bit different
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Sat July 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking: We're being delayed on the JFK runway due to turtles wanting to fornicate
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Has Samuel L. Jackson signed on to appear in Captain Marvel?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Castlevania hits Netflix. Can its super-violent Game Of Thrones meets Hammer Horror approach break the video game adaptation curse?
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Tesla receives "acceptable" crash rating for its Model S. Tesla: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Big Brother season 19 premiered to record low ratings. Will episode two continue the trend? Will the house guests fall for the next temptation, or will they avoid it? Who will be HOH? It's your Official Big Brother Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CBS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a virgin and headed to college in the fall. I had many boyfriends during the past years but never had sex with any of them as the opportunity never presented itself. Would it be acceptable for me to sleep with a good friend?"
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Mon June 26, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for being worst boat captain since the Costa Concordia, by managing to beach stolen boat at full speed while not even in it
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, didn't we already have a Watchmen adaptation? Why is HBO trying this? Should they?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Corporate owners of "Captain Morgan" rum are a little suspicious of rival product "Admiral Nelson." Judge orders duel with pistols at ten paces
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
David Clarke rescinded his acceptance of a Homeland Security job. Guess one leopard doesn't want his face eaten
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is your captain speaking ... errr ... there's a 50-50 chance an engine might not work, so raise your hand if you think we should take off"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman is #1 with $52 million, entombing The Mummy's crummy $30 million #2 debut, Captain Underpants #3 with $12.6 million. Pirates of the Caribbean V: Rogue Nation sank to #4 with $10.4 million, viral horror film It Comes at Night a dismal #5
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harvard withdraws acceptances for ten students after their social media activity demonstrates they're already over-qualified to join the Trump administration
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
DC finally gets a win with Wonder Woman, breaking records at #1 with $97 million. Captain Underpants was #2 with $25 million, Pirates Of The Caribbean V: The Final Frontier sinking to #3 with $21 million, Baywatch out to sea at #5 with $8.5 million
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NatGeo kills Killing Patton movie adaptation
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Thu June 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If I could have your attention, this is your captain speaking. We're now passing over the Garden State. Can anyone identify that smell?
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christians who promote LGBTQ acceptance are committing heresy
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Fri May 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking: We're now about to land at Portugal's Madeira Airport, please put on your Depends from the overhead"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says that GOP Congressional candidate Gregg Gianforte's assault on a reporter is absolutely unacceptable for a would-be public official, you know, "Unless the reporter deserved it"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As leaks continue from the S.S. Trumptanic, we have to ask ourselves: are intelligence agencies being patriotic a la Snowden, at the risk of destroying their reputation, and lowering global opinion of America from zero to negative eleventy billion?
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/24): Baby Groot, Black Frankenstein, evil Captain America, white ninja fights off demon invasion with the help of his voodoo-cursed pal, Archie gets a big head, Wonder Woman gets closer to her newly retconned origin story, and...Ponies
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Some Book Guy)
 
 
 
A wise man once said, "Never judge a book by the movie." But sometimes, Hollywood gets it right...and sometimes, dare we say it, the movie was better. Share your adaptation opinions with the rest of the Saturday Morning Book Club
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Wed May 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oopsies. Looks like U.S. Navy cruiser USS Lake Champlain needs a new captain
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando wanted to kill Captain Kirk but no one would pay him enough
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain"
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
For some reason, deputy is offended to be referred to as "Captain Boobs" at work
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Sun April 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Gods are real. A shadow descends on the land as war looms between the Old and New Gods. After a long wait, the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's legendary novel is here. American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the 3rd week, F8 of the Furious is #1, bringing in $18.5 million. How to Be a Latin Lover is #2 with $11.8 million, mindless Dave Eggers adaptation The Circle is a dud at #3 with $9 million while The Boss Baby slides to #5 with $8.1 million
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"How to avoid huge walls" should be required reading for a captain
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airline Captain: Today your flight is delayed because we're having a wrestling match between a quarrelling couple. We will be on our way as soon as one of them is pinned
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mexican Church reveals Captain America was not the first but the second avenger. The first one was Jesus Christ. No word on if Pope Francis will join the Marvel Canon revision process
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What part of "Showcase and discover Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Sway, Minecraft world and PDF documents for free" did the people uploading their password lists, job acceptance letters, divorce settlements, and SSNs not understand?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As a whole, the film adaptation of High Fidelity is terrible, a disgrace to the Nick Hornby novel it is based on, but by looking at its music, it truly captured the waning importance of the soundtrack and the music snob
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The captain and crew of the New York City-bound ferryboat known simply as Hull 200 spotted their first big alligator just before noon on Friday. And, eagerly anticipated as it was, it turned out to be a bad omen
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
After the "girls in leggings" fiasco this week, here are some thoughts about what IS acceptable to wear on an airplane
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