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79 headlines found matching 'PTA'
Fri July 22, 2016
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
BBC announces six-part adaptation of Les Misérables, because there haven't been enough movies or shows about Inspector Javert's heroic attempts to bring the evil thief Jean Valjean to justice over a loaf of purloined bread
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Trump's acceptance speech. Uh-Oh
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton on Donald Trump's acceptance speech: "He painted a dark, dangerous picture of America. One that doesn't need to exist"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The complete annotated breakdown of Donald Trump's acceptance speech
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump just finished an acceptance speech that was by far the worst in modern American presidential campaign history"
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's a full copy of Trump's acceptance speech tonight
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With his acceptance speech hours away, Trump's campaign is: A) chilling the bubbly, B) beginning debate prep, or C) rewriting half of his speech to avoid plagiarizing others
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The 1979 movie Star Trek: The Motion Picture almost had a scene where Captain Kirk punches Jesus. Well he did beat the Gorn
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Mon July 18, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Chrysler should dump Fiat, go out with the captain of the football team
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Thu July 14, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
💩 Twitter unveils convention hashtags and emojis. #Craptacular 💩
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's Ray Harryhausen's concept footage for a War of the Worlds adaptation that was never made
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Wed June 29, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
JAL flight cancelled due to: A) Lightning strike; B) Bird strike; C) Co-pilot getting arrested for striking cop after drunken fight with captain
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Disney World evicts Peter Pan's Tick Tock Croc and reptile jokes in wake of alligator tragedy. Captain Hook to finally get good night's sleep
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo warned Penn State about Jerry Sandusky back in 2001. No word on Mr. Greenjeans
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You may base your acceptance guidelines on race/gender/religion. California Libs: Challenge accepted
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(Flickering Myth)
 
 
 
Great news, Fark parents: Captain Underpants is getting a gritty, big-screen reboot
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
"I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slicer is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way"
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Michael Taylor homers directly into a fan's open backpack. A perfectly placed baseball receptacle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the summer gave us some of the most craptacular big-name movies ever made: Howard the Duck, Shanghai Surprise, Under the Cherry Moon, Maximum Overdrive and Cobra. 1986 was so bad, picking Razzies winners was a challenge
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently someone at the GOP just saw Captain America this week
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Thu June 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ravens rookie Ronnie Stanley goes to the pound and asks for an unwanted dog "We are looking for dog that's been here a long time and maybe not-so-adoptable"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone send a box of splooge cloths to CNN: the missing EgyptAir plane has been found
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hayley Atwell is creeped out over Captain America kissing Agent Carter's niece
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Fri June 03, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Some NFL teams may interview minority candidates during head coaching searches merely to satisfy the Rooney Rule. Captain Obvious shocked
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal is going to be in the movie adaptation of The Division to try to make it up for people who saw him in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
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Thu June 02, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
EgyptAir flight 804 made three emergency landings the day before it made one in the Mediterranean
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's a way-too-technical physics explainer of how Captain America does that crazy shiat with his shield
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Reservation: Single room, nonsmoking, king-size bed requested, hotel staff to provide picture of Grandma Winslow from Family Matters. If said pic is unavailable, a dog dressed as a boat captain can be substituted
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brie Larson may be close to signing on to star in Captain Marvel. Shazam
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Downton Abbey's Matthew Crawley to play Captain Picard's son in an X-Men related TV show on FX
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Turns out the making of Captain America: Civil War caused a behind-the-scenes Marvel Studios civil war
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Mon May 30, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War passes Deadpool as the highest-grossing film of 2016. Should've had more Ant-Man
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mirror's Edge is getting a TV adaptation/noiƚɒƚqɒbɒ VT ɒ ǫniƚƚɘǫ ƨi ɘǫbƎ ƨ'ɿoɿɿiM
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Young women seeking sugar daddies for tuition, rent. Captain Obvious seeking new hat
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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Fri May 27, 2016
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Why 'X-Men: Apocalypse' is a better film than 'Captain America: Civil War'
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"If you walked aboard a cruise ship ... and saw a peroxided captain strutting the deck and hollering about his prowess as a navigator and how popular he is with his passengers, you would pick up your bags and head for the gangway" - Garrison Keillor
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New Stephen King adaptation starring Chekov and Mad-Eye Moody to air in 2017 on AT&T
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Wed May 25, 2016
(swanh)
 
 
 
"Star Wars: A New Hope" retold in an 123m (403.5 ft) infographic adaptation
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Egypt's tourism industry crashing harder than the average EgyptAir flight
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Fox)
 
 
 
Can Captain Harvey and the GCPD storm Arkham in time? Will Ben McKenzie take Tatiana Maslany's Emmy? Or will Lucius Fox hold the door for young Master Bruce? Aw, hell, it's better than The Price is Right Special, so watch Gotham at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is the word "Gnarly" acceptable for daily use?
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Sat May 21, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk takes control of the Navy's new $4 billion destroyer. Again. No word on if Spock will be with him
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Fri May 20, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War. One billion and countin'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Viggo Mortensen plays a crazy hippy dad in Captain Fantastic, the hit at Cannes. It's a movie about an off-the-grid family with bonus full frontal nudity
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Thu May 19, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mystery surrounds last moments of missing EgyptAir plane." People working at CNN just got goosebumps and an erection at the same time
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
French government announces that they believe three armed men were on EgyptAir Flight MS804
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EgyptAir Flight 804 no longer missing; CNN racing to the scene as fast as they can drive while masturbating
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's Express wants to get ahead of CNN, immediately says Egyptair Flight MS804 was "swerving erratically" and was "probably attacked by terrorists"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Did you root for Captain America in Captain America: Civil War? Thanks for hating America, you fake American
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Sat May 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds pot heads are more likely to say it's acceptable to drive stoned if they're asked the question while high. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The newest videogame adaptations? Atari's Missile Command and Centipede
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: MD3 3-D Printer and filament spools. Reviewers say it's adorable, tiny, inexpensive, quiet -- with decent software and acceptable quality printing -- but painfully slow. Sounds like my _________. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War writers explain why you-know-who didn't die at the end of the movie (Spoilers)
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
There's a 'Sikh Captain America' now, and he's battling hate, intolerance and Donald Trump
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War tops the box office with $174 million, easily overtaking Batman V Superman, which thuds to #10 with $1.2 million. Zootopia's #5, $3.3 million just put its gross higher than DC's stinkfest. And Mother's Day bombed at #3
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Fri May 06, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Alpha Quitter Award goes to: the one guy who just had to help keep 'Captain America: Civil War' from getting a 100% 'fresh' rating (who also submitted this link and would no doubt like to chat about it in the comments)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Army captain is suing Barack Obama because....a) he is not paid enough....b) he was not awarded a medal when he should get one....or c) there is a lack of ISIS war authorization
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Overcrowded and underwritten, 'Captain America: Civil War' is the sort of Marvel movie only Deadpool would love. To make fun of
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The remains of Captain James Cook's ship could possibly be off the coast of Rhode Island, no word on if there is a giant octopus near it and an evil family with a deformed member know anything about it
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Though it has yet to hit any major markets, Captain America: Civil War has nevertheless hit $200.2 million internationally, easily bigger than Batman V Superman, which didn't have Ant-Man. Or good acting. Or good dialogue
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Stage 5: Acceptance
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
As positive reviews pour in for Captain America: Civil War, one review sums the movie up in one sentence. "I feel sorry for DC fans"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK, so it's not actually made of Vibranium, but it is the same size and weight as Captain America's shield, and it is bulletproof
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Joe & Anthony Russo say that if you think Captain America: Civil War has a lot of characters in it, wait til you see Avengers: Infinity War
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese on the street are quite accepting of ScarJo and other white Hollywood actors as stars of Japanese anime adaptations, don't get Asian-American outrage at whitewashing. "If she was Japanese, it wouldn't look like an anime"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea is taking over Britain, but will it show up in 'Captain America: Civil War'?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Sir, masturbating for 3 hours is acceptable on Greyhound but not MegaBus
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I don't know what "an MTV Movie awards" is but it gave us a Captain America: Civil War sneak peak. So good on it, whatever it is
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
'Captain America: Cival War' is so good, it's a better Avengers movie than the last Avengers movie
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Fri April 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Addison Russell nearly decaptated the Diamondbacks' mascot last night
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
A TV adaptation of 'The Boys'? Meh. On cable? Okay, maybe. On 'Skinemax'? Now we're talking
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, our first look at Bruce Timm's adaptation of The Killing Joke, which will feature Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy reprising the definitive versions of The Joker and Batman
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon hits the acceptance phase of grief, realizes we'd be better off if Bernie loses
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Fri April 01, 2016
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Stephen King's sequel to The Shining is getting a film adaptation. Stanley Kubrick, Jack Torrance unavailable for comment
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Thu March 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
William Shatner sued for placement of Captain's Log
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
You want a live adaptation of A Few Good Men on NBC? YOU CAN'T HANDLE A LIVE ADAPTATION OF A FEW GOOD MEN ON NBC
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Wed March 30, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Captain Rex potentially retconned into Return of the Jedi...WITHOUT the use of CGI
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