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48 headlines found matching 'PTA'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper to produce, star in adaptation of Mack Bolan's Executioner series
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
When adaptations deviate from the books and cause unbearable smugness
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Captain Freedom comes out of retirement one last time
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
After a week of evasive maneuvers, tug boat captain unable to guide his vessel away from fast falling crane
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Once again proving how well trained US sailors are, US naval cruiser Cowpens operates without a captain and executive officer for 3 months while they were boinking each other in the captain's cabin
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazon locked in a bitter sales dispute with Disney, which isn't allowing the online retailer to sell DVD and Blu-Ray copies of Captain America, Maleficent, and Million Dollar Arm. Not that anyone would buy the last one
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Captain America defeats both Batman and Superman
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(268)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Despite being on trial for the deaths of 32 people in the 2012 Costa Concordia disaster, the ship's captain is invited to give a lecture to university students on best emergency practices
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Tue August 05, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At least six people have been tested for Ebola just in New York City. And CNN's Sanjay Gupta says they are not being kept in isolation: "This isn't the kind of thing that they worry about spreading to other patients in the hospital"
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three different naked reality shows now pulling in big ratings as blurred body parts are both titillating and acceptable for prime time TV
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Mon July 28, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UConn makes 3-D replicas of antique instrument parts. Captain Picard thrilled someone can finally replicate him a new head joint for his Ressikan flute
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Wed July 23, 2014
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
Think any tattoos are work acceptable? Think again
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(110)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five bizarre comic-book fads, including the Marvel Mangaverse trend in which weeaboos got the opportunity to masturbate to saucer-eyed female Captain America and kaiju-sized Incredible Hulk
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(55)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
One injection can get your blood sugar to acceptable levels
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(25)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
I'll see your female Thor and raise you with an attractive and successful Captain-American
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Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken will play Captain Hook in NBC's upcoming Peter Pan musical. Just don't ask him where they kept the hook all those years
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(22)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Captain America statistics song. You'll laugh til you cry...or just cry
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Attention passengers, everything on the flight is normal, except for the fact that the captain has intentionally locked the co-pilot out of the cockpit
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Thu July 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're well on our way to lawn-darting into the tarmac since my computer went out, but on the bright side here in the back I'll survive for a few hundredths of a second longer than any of you"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Flyers captain Claude Giroux spends night in jail for drunkenly groping policeman's ass
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(24)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Captain Canuck was born in Winnipeg in July 1975. He had super strength, good manners and was forgotten after 14 issues, in 1984
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Concept art for Ron Howard's adaptation of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" makes you wonder what sort of studio Crimson King keeps it from happening
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Captain Ahab has been wasting his time sailing around Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames, as the white whale has been chillin' off the coast of Australia this whole time
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hey, remember George Zimmerman, the trigger-happy, racist neighborhood watch captain that shot and killed an African American kid who was eating Skittles and wearing a hoodie? Well, today is the first day of his trial against NBC
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
England fan gets super creepy with haircut of captain Steven Gerrard. Only thing missing is some dangling football earrings
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Tue June 17, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
72% of Texans think "You want fries with that?" is an acceptable career path, up from 56% in 2010. This explains a lot
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One in seven people now work from home, and they're finding it's not quite the no-pants-wearing paradise they expected it to be. Share your stories abut working remotely here. Keep the smug to socially acceptable levels
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Citrus set to introduce a new mascot, Captain Citrus. They were originally going to call him The Big Orange Fruit, but were afraid the estate of Liberace would sue for trademark infringement
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Wed June 11, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
AZ police would like to remind you that "shooting the moon" is an idiomatic expression and NOT an acceptable recreational activity
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The upcoming adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand will be three hours long, R-rated, and a failure at the box office
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Fri June 06, 2014
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
As it turns out, kicking your employees in the testicles is NOT considered "acceptable horseplay"
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans, the majority of which refused to create healthcare exchanges in their state, are fearful of the fact that so many states now rely on the federal exchange. Captain Obvious last seen smacking his head against a wall
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Tue May 27, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
A cryptanalyst decodes The Great Cipher and determines the true identity of the man in the iron mask. Spoiler alert: it's not Leonardo DiCaprio
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop Andy Warhol and Captain Stubing
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Book of Hammer, chapter one, verse one: "And the Lord did say, give that skateboarding kid a beatdown"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
With a glut of forgettable CGI effects standing in for actual scripts and a seemingly endless conveyor line of comic book adaptations inflicted on theatres this summer, even the mainstream media is noting that Hollywood is out of ideas
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin says detention of journalists is "absolutely unacceptable," recommends poisoning instead
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Sat May 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What is the acceptable blood alcohol level for driving a tank in Russia?
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Tue May 06, 2014
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
"Hipster" is played out, and people should use more precise words like scenester, poseur, and hiptard to describe those people. "We can come up with a plethora of fruitful ways to diminish and degrade young people without resorting to the h-word"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pressure mounts on CBS to discredit Benghazi report. Fox pressures CBS to endorse Benghazi report and end this incorruptable corrupt dictator-in-chief's reign of dictatorial evil and corruption
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man 2: Electro Boogaloo dominates the box office with $90 million, and #2 film The Other Woman is far behind with $14 million. Heaven is for Real somehow tops Captain America with $8.5 millions while Transcendence falls off the top 10
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen says his Preacher adaptation will "surprise" readers of the comic book. This should end well
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Thu May 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn stars call for boycott of Samuel L. Jackson movies after he joked that Captain America should learn about RedTube
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I've found more tolerance, acceptance and inclusion from social conservative groups who have to reconcile that I'm a Republican who happens to be gay...versus the intolerance the LGBT leaders see me as a gay man who happens to be a Republican"
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Other Woman finally knocks Captain America 2 out of the top spot at the box office with $25.4 million. Resurrection tale Heaven is for Real stays strong at #3 with $13.9 million, and Johnny Depp's latest disappointment tumbled to #6
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
We are seeing rapid development of the story with the first video live from the scene in New York at the first North American Cat Cafe, where adoptable cats interact with New Yorkers. All new just in time for Caturday. Livestream in progress
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