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45 headlines found matching 'PTA'
Mon June 29, 2015
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kasich: Hey, you know, you've already got Captain Turdweasel and his dead dog hairpiece, sure, why the hell not? I'm in. Seriously, I can't do any worse than half of you
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Batman: Arkham Knight" pulled from Steam because it's a craptastic console port
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(124)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Emma Watson set to star alongside Tom Hanks in the adaptation of Dave Eggers' The Circle
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(38)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Captain Slow is baaaaaaack
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(14)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Director of the No Duh Center at the Captain Obvious Institute deduces that those who dislike spicy food are the ones who are most sensitive to the burning sensation
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(22)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New study says that crying at work is becoming more acceptable. Mostly because it's something happens every payday
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: If you're president of the school PTA and there's $14,000 in the treasury, PTA does not mean "parent takes all"
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(29)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's that emotional, nerve-wracking time of the year, when a record 70,000 NYC kids get their acceptance letters .... to Pre-K
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(33)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Michael Dorn wants to make a Star Trek series that focuses on Captain Worf (video interview)
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(129)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, if you could just look out of the windows on the left side of the airplane, you won't notice the ground crew applying adhesive tape to the engine casing on the right side
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(65)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Moms of America, if your kids won't eat their vegetables and prefer cake over fruits, call out for Captain Citrus. He'll sort them out real quick
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(34)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Adam Savage builds an accurate replica of Captain Kirk's chair. Make it so
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(57)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
STR8SXI, STR8FAN and SEXYQT are all perfectly acceptable Oklahoma license plates. But don't you dare request LGBTALY, because that would be sexual in nature
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(66)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we've arrived at our gate but can't unload because a tornado is coming and the airport staff are all hiding in the basement
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(39)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Must captains go down with their ships? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, absolutely
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(101)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire cast of Captain America: Civil War has been announced, featuring a whopping 16 superheroes. No word on Daniel Day Lewis's part
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Mellowing star Australian rugby player happy to be rid of 'Captain Cranky' nickname, even though that's like one of the best ones evar, as are his quotes: "In the past, we lost a game I used to have the shiats and not talk to anyone"
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(4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shut down everything, Captain Kidd's treasure found in Madagascar
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you will see we're flying over lovely Las Vegas. If you look to the right, you will see I'm a pedophile
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(42)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman joins the cast of Captain America: Civil War in an unnamed role. Attempts to name the unnamed to the right
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(177)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Lieutenant Tuvok explains Star Wars, still has no excuse for when Captain Janeway and Tom Paris became horny salamanders
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
The top 10 drinking songs of all time. "Night Train" by Guns N' Roses? Check. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker? George Thorogood would also be acceptable. "Tequila"? We got ourselves an evening
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Tue April 21, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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(19)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Hero captain saves airplane full of passengers just seconds before Hal 9000 the autopilot tries to crash them into the sea
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(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that Hollywood was out of ideas, get ready for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre. Not only does it star Traci Lords, Dominque Swain and mutant prehistoric sharks, but the trailer is the apex of craptacular
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(65)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in from Captain Obvious: The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to the amount of actual work you do
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Mon April 06, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Acceptable way to respond after being denied marriage to your cousin: lock yourself in your trailer and drink Bud Light until you pass out. Not so acceptable: killing 10 members of your family including the cousin you wanted to marry
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NHL fines Devils captain Scott Gomez $1,478.49 for elbowing in the strangest monetary fine against a hockey player this season. Do NOT forget the 49 cents, Gomez
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(30)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Star Trek' series has cast its new captain with a familiar farking face
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, While Ollie hunts for the villain who attacked the Mayor's office. Captain Lance falls into Ra's Al Ghul's clutches. (CW 8ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo plays the role of Captain Hindsight, says he would have taken a pay-cut to keep DeMarco Murray on the Dallas Cowboys
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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(61)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown goes Captain Obvious
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(142)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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(55)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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(22)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this captain and his ship
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(32)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Animal Shelter brings adoptable puppies and kittens to offices for "snuggle delivery," say they got the idea from outcall escort services
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(27)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Captain America visits Seattle's Children's Hospital even after winning his bet with Star Lord, because he's Captain America and he can do what he wants
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(59)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hawkeye will appear in Captain America: Civil War. Hopefully in his purple and blue costume
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(58)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis to make his Broadway debut in adaptation of Stephen King's Misery. Just another lying ol' dirty birdy Mr. Man
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Mon March 02, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Dear Jesus, bless you for the food, and Timmy's good grades, and Sarah's acceptance to college, and Dad's raise, and for ISIS killing your believers and bringing about the End of Days so that we may be with you. Amen"
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