Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(The Kartel)		Here's one way to trick me into going to a museum  (thekartel.com)	(14)

(Sega Nerds)		There's only one way to settle the Aliens vs Predator war - DANCE OFF  (seganerds.thekartel.com)	(21)
		"Hipster on food stamps" fires back, blames his crappy career and an unjust society that discriminates against creative types like himself  (salon.com)	(547)

Hipsters buying organic salmon, imported cheeses and perrier with food stamps? It's more likely than you think  (salon.com)

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This just in: Cory Haim's personal effects are already for sale on ebay. God knows what they have planned for his remains  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

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(Aldente Blog)

TED talk speaker, philanthropist, and social activist to make society stop feeding kids like raccoons in a dumpster: Jamie Oliver may not be the douchebag you think  (aldenteblog.com)

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(Some Guy)

California's solution to encourage business growth during a recession: Impose strict environmental regulations, driving business out of the state  (sbsun.com)

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(Some Unhip Hipsters)

Cry "Havoc" and let slip the hipsters of mediocrity; Flight of the Conchords announce UK, Irish tour  (spinner.com)

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(Some Little Indie Bands)		Wilco, My Morning Jacket, and Pearl Jam will be featured on the "Best of Bonnaroo Climate Change Album." Hipsters said to be relieved that they can contribute to climate awareness in some way  (spinner.com)	(49)
		Rapper Guru makes the news by falling into a coma, prompting white hipsters everywhere to pretend they knew who he was all along  (guardian.co.uk)	(50)

Ten albums worth buying in March, assuming you're an indie hipster douchebag  (pastemagazine.com)

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Badly in need of some good press, John Mayer invites 11 year old on stage in Philly to play a song with him  (new.music.yahoo.com)

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(Some Guy)

Photoshop this hipster scoping out a really low coffee table  (contemporist.com)

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Radio program This American Life will reveal a "huge, groundbreaking investigative piece of journalism" that will only be of interest to hipsters and urbanites who can properly use the word "irony"  (latimes.com)

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Finally, a hipster anthem for the T-Pain autotune generation: All You Haters (Not safe for work language)  (youtube.com)

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(Some Boring "Rockers")

The Strokes say their new album will be ready by September. Dozens of hipsters excited  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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(Hipster Puppies Tumblr)

Having ruined Williamsburg, bicycles, and sweatshirts, hipsters are now ruining puppies  (hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com)

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Just because you have a t-shirt that says "US Marshal" and a Fu Manchu mustache doesn't mean you can go around deporting people. Oh, and take off your fake badge and gun when you go to the police department for questioning  (pe.com)

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(The Pulse)

Hipster alt-weekly music reviewer makes startling discovery... heavy metal. Ric Romero facepalms, cranks up Pantera on his iPod (a revolutionary portable music device)  (chattanoogapulse.com)

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If just some of those hipsters wearing "I'm With Coco" T-shirts over the past two weeks had been watching Conan from the start, he'd still be hosting "The Tonight Show"  (nytimes.com)

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Some hipster doofuses prefer to live without heat. "I know this sounds really lame, but I listen to a lot of music and it just sounds better." Yes, it sounds lame  (nytimes.com)

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(Some Guy)

Sony decides to hire hipster indie director who directed the $7.5 million snoozefest "500 Days Of Summer," to direct an effects laden $275 million dollar tentpole movie  (deadline.com)

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(10 TV News Ohio)		Bus drivers caught peeing behind dumpster. Transit authority pissed; have flushed the culprits out and terminated their income stream. Urine trouble if you think discharge won't stick  (10tv.com)	(54)
		It appears Sony desperately wants to turn Spiderman into an ironic-hoodie-wearing hipster douchebag  (io9.com)	(98)
(NME)		Frontman for The Strokes says the band's "heart wasn't into new material," so he'll release a solo album, hopefully putting an end to these hipster one-hit wonders once and for all  (nme.com)	(27)

In response to Google's threats of pulling out of China. The Chinese Government has blocked Wired.com. That'll learn em'  (wired.com)

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(Some Guy)

Outraged cyclists ask Facebook to remove group promoting violence against bicyclists. In accordance to their Terms of Use, Facebook complies. Just kidding. Facebook: "Hit the road, hipsters"  (sf.streetsblog.org)

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Today marks the sixth anniversary of the landing of the Spirit rover on Mars, proving that NASA cannot even get a simple 90-day mission done on time    (theregister.co.uk)

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(Planetary Society)

Mars might finally have the upper hand against the rover Spirit as it seems that it will die next winter unable to get its solar panels pointed at the Sun. This makes Marvin the Martian very happy indeed  (planetary.org)

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In a late attempt to win the award for Douchebag of the Year, Tommy Lee has asked for fans to play for him. But without pay  (new.music.yahoo.com)

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You're AT&T, and hipsters are clogging your internet tubes with their iPhones. Do you; c) Stop selling iPhones in New York City  (consumerist.com)

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Garbage-removal company deals with billing disputes by blocking customers' driveways with dumpsters full of trash and leaving it there until they pay up  (upi.com)

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(SF Weekly)

Shortage of ugly sweaters threatens to ruin ironic hipster parties  (blogs.sfweekly.com)

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(Some Guy)

You may think it taste like five gallons of hipster urine in a 12 ounce can, but here is your chance to own part of a major brewery: Ad company crowdsourcing purchase of PBR  (buyabeercompany.com)

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		Pabst Blue Ribbon rides the recession and goofy hipsters to comeback success  (money.cnn.com)	(94)
		CD released by obscure, overrated, overly derivative indie band adored by hipsters tops list of 2009's Best Album. No, not that band. That other one. No, not the English one, the American one. No, guess again. Yeah. Those guys. They suck  (abcnews.go.com)	(113)

(Super)

Time Magazine's best comic of the decade? The Ultimates from Marvel. Whiny, indie hipsters to the right please  (bleedingcool.com)

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		Hipsters and Hasids battle over bike paths on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn  (nypost.com)	(202)
		The Browns may win the Charlie Weis offensive coordinator sweepstakes, if "win" is the proper word for acquiring that rotound enemy of Chinese buffets everywhere  (fannation.com)	(39)

(Some Guy)

Not news: Jumpstarting an engine, "You steer, I'll push." Fark: Off the top of a parking deck, 150 feet to the ground, and the 17-year-old girl behind the wheel survives. What's Malaysian for "Ta-da?"  (thestar.com.my)

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman are starring in, what very well could be, the hipsteriest movie ever, and shocker, it's going to Sundance. Your move Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)

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Looking at actual music sales instead of bald assertions by white male hipster critics, this decade's top musical influences were reality TV smash hits, novelty records, charity singles, cover versions, manufactured pop, and Kylie Minogue  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

In today's episode of ACORN, that wacky new sitcom: California's AG orders ACORN to release relevant documents. Oops -- ACORN can't find them. But in a wacky series of events, they turn up in a dumpster. In South Dakota  (biggovernment.com)

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		We have our first contestant in the Thanksgiving "Set Your House On Fire While Frying A Turkey" sweepstakes  (foxnews.com)	(109)
		NME's top songs of the decade list includes the obligatory ironic pop song at #1, followed by the expected bunch of hipster indie crap you've never heard of  (3news.co.nz)	(43)

GOP goes dumpster diving outside ACORN office, shortly after AG investigation announcement  (nbclosangeles.com)

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(Some Guy)

School board expels student for having legally possessed, unloaded shotguns off school property. In other news, schools are using dogs to search parked cars anywhere they damn well please, because it's for the children  (chicoer.com)

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