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500 headlines found matching 'PRI'
Wed November 22, 2017
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you have a pesky primary opponent who won't go away, you could offer to secretly pay his campaign debts in exchange for him dropping out of the race. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar nearly lost her husband Freddie Prinze Jr. to video games. So that explains why she put a wooden stake through his Xbox
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Royal Wedding Redux could be on the horizon as Markle and Prince Harry are about to be roomies
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Tue November 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality is in in trouble and Donnie endorses Moore because of course he does. The Republic is crumbling and I need a drink. This is YOUR MSNBC Primetime Discussion Thread. Commiseration starts at 8PM EST
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Every Rose has its thorns, but this one's a real prick
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed and Pizzagate conspriracist Mike Cernovich together have peeled back the process that allows Congressmen to get away with sexual harrassment, and even use tax money to fund affairs. Yes. BuzzFeed and Cernovich. Really
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Need a Christmas gift that says "I'm an idiot?" Well, you can buy a Trump MAGA hat directly from Trump's website that has been doubled in price for the holiday season
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The only thing remotely surprising about this is Ajit Pai has taken this long to begin gutting Net Neutrality. Maybe he was waiting for the check(s) to clear?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS goes dark on Dish Network due to carriage dispute, depriving viewers of quality television like, um, uh...something has to be worth watching on that network--oh, FOOTBALL
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
In light of Al Franken and Charlie Rose sexual harassment revelations, what celebrity would utterly destroy your image of awesome, upright men if his sleazy sins were revealed? John Oliver? Jimmy Carter? Mister Rogers? Drew Curtis?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hatin' Porta Potty Prince orders Haitians to Port-au-Prince
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bassist for Five Finger Death Punch says 'It's Hard To Write A Hit Song,' primarily because you play in the band Five Finger Death Punch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The man who had Magnitsky arrested and killed in prison accuses the guy behind the Magnitsky Act of being a serial killer. You were gonna submit this with a funnier headline but you fell out a seventh story window onto 32 bullets
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBC airs NFL promo featuring registered sex offender during prime-time
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Like father, like daughter: a primer on Ivanka's disastrous real estate deals linked to drug cartels and money laundering
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pringles has solved your Thanksgiving problems with their new chips
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Creepy long-legged teddy bear freaking out online buyers. "I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory"
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says her time in prison gave her street cred with Snoop Dogg. Especially when she showed him how to use a furniture doily to roll a joint
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Fri November 17, 2017
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Techno-optimists once prized testicular material from apes; now they plan to upload human minds into cyberspace, and design a post-human species. But sci-fi writers of the past saw this coming, and did not welcome our robot overlords
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(Relatively Interesting)
 
 
 
How to cut a person in half without facing prison time (and how other famous magic tricks work)
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Shhhhh. SpaceX is sending up a double secret payload Friday. Launch window opens at 8pm EST, but don't tell the Russians. (video stream begins 15 minutes prior to launch)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, the GOP is taking away your insurance and raising your taxes, but they're also giving you a hefty tax break for managing your own private jet. So stop complaining
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(Mic)
 
 
 
George Takei's media empire is collapsing faster than Enterprise's ratings
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Thu November 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House tries to foreclose on the poor, Franken farks up and cops to it, and Menendez gets off. And of course, Moore keeps digging. From the darkest to the weirdest timeline. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, the madness takes form at 8pm EST
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the latest Star Wars installment, Prince William and Prince Harry have cameo appearances as Stormtroopers. Does this mean Charles is the Dark Lord?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A high school principal would summon girls by intercom to his office, so PedoMoore could hit on them over the phone
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Wed November 15, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
R's are trying to crater the healthcare market (again), Roy Moore continues to be a skeevy jackass, and Lil Donnie Half-Scoop continues to make fenceposts look like MENSA candidates. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Price would be ready to play if the Canadiens were in the playoffs. That's the joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, a poem as enraging as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest, against the sweet Earth's flowing breast. A tree that blocks my lake view, making it hard to sell at an inflated asking price - fark you
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
For the first time, somebody put a baby in the baby box at the firehouse in Coolspring Township, Indiana
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"That it has taken liberals almost 30 years to begin to question whether (Bill) Clinton's behavior in the 1990s warrants additional scrutiny is both disturbing and unsurprising"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thanks to climate change, ticks are expanding their geographic footprint and bringing Lyme disease with them to parts of the country that hasn't seen it before. SPOON
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'A child may choose the tutu, princess's tiara and heels or the fireman's helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak, without expectation or comment.' Church of England issues new transgender guidance to its primary schools
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama sentenced this man to five years in prison for enticing a 14-year-old. Maybe he should have run for political office instead
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Can't remember that private conversation you had with your wife last month? Just Google it
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Mon November 13, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
It's great and all when the U.S. takes a principled stand and refuses to sell weapons for ethical reasons, but those countries always end up hungry for fancy laser-guided artillery shells an hour later anyway
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore is even more sick than we thought, Donald Junior is even dumber than we thought, and the nightmare that is US politics continues. This is YOUR MSNBC Primetime Discussion Thread. (Starts at 8PM EST)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fully-enclosed cabins that measure 40 square-foot with unrivaled privacy, plus gourmet dining, mood lighting and a 32" TV. All on the new Emirates Boeing 777 starting at just £7,000 per flight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Variations of this headline are likely going to see a LOT of use before this administration is over: Tom Price is gone, but the investigations he sparked are going to live on for a LONG time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hela's headdress was not CGI, it was 3D printed. Here's how
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pedophile spared jail because. A) He had a good lawyer. B) The evidence wasn't compelling enough. C) His bad back would make prison 'uncomfortable'
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
You can imagine my surprised face when I read 28% of Alabama voters are more likely to vote for Moore
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
I'm a little sprinkler, short and stout. Here is my Macy's, here is my clout
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: Based on my exemplary performance, I demand a $50M salary and a private jet for life. Otherwise I walk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having finally decided he's mature enough, Queen Elizabeth delegates the Remembrance Sunday wreath-laying ceremony to Prince Charles, age 68. *SNIFF* They grow up so fast
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Bottas on the pole and Hamilton starting last after a hard hit in the wall during qualifying. This is your Formula 1 Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread at 11am EST on NBCSN
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Sat November 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Umm... has anyone seen our Prime Minister? We'd really hate to, you know, set off a war across the entire Middle East over it, so if you have, like, seen him, please send him back home. Kthanksbye"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I refuse to believe it's a lifelong imprint, yet, with age 70 in clear view, I admit to wondering whether I will ever entirely heal that young girl who was pinned down"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump may not be a master negotiator, but he is a master reverse alchemist on trade deals: He can turn priceless gold into worthless lead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from Roy Moore allegations continues, Robert Mueller turns focus to Dana Rohrabacher, and Devin Nunes is just as dirty as we thought. This is your FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC prime time discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Economist)
 
 
 
South African stock broker sells himself multiple single shares of obscure company linked to corrupt cronies of President Zuma, to draw a giant middle finger in that day's price chart for the stock. What a shocker
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"Price was killed when he rushed into a burning pet store to save a litter of purring, adorable kittens. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers tackle Alejandro Villanueva will hand out Army decals for the Steelers' helmets prior to their game against the Colts. He wanted to help out the Navy, but that is not happening
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Thu November 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Entire Palm Springs, California City Council now very colorful
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a liquor store this time of year, don't be surprised when the clerk cracks you in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Honestly, finding out InfoWars steals articles is the most normal thing about them. The fact it's over 1000 from Russia Today, about one article every day, is a bit surprising though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homemade ad for used Honda Accord drives price so high eBay cancels auction
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News 2009: FLOTUS bare arms are inappropriate. Fox News 2017: FLOTUS Sheer dress is fashionably stunning
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Tue November 07, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long ... to the surprise of no one, least of all Lakers fans
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Starbucks plans to open Italian restaurants, so if you've been craving overpriced pizzas that taste like burning, you're in luck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
PrimeTime is still making QBs miserable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner walks her pet chicken. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet folksy Bank of Utah, known for wholesome community programs like children's festivals, collecting coats for the poor, and secretly registering Russian oligarch private jets
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein employed a veritable army of retired intelligence agents and private military contractors to make sure no trumped up allegations of misconduct were made by his alleged victims
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You hear privilege, and you think 'money and opportunity', and they don't have it ... And then you've got people calling them stupid and deplorable. Well, how long do you think you can call people stupid and deplorable before they get mad?"
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(The State)
 
 
 
Trumps EPA director to have private meeting at luxury SC resort with chemical manufacturer execs. Surely this is when he really cracks the whip to make sure they follow current laws to the letter
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump arrives in Asia, Mueller is turning up the heat, and now is not the time to talk about gun control. Bring your thoughts and prayers to the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (starts at 8PM EDT)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
In light of Deshaun Watson's injury, Bob McNair may allow an inmate to run the prison
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberals OUTRAGED at Trump's OUTRAGEOUS behavior in Japan where he OUTRAGEOUSLY desecrated the tradition of feeding koi fish by dumping his fish food at once instead of spooning it and...what? The Japanese prime minister dumped his first? *crickets*
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Tiffany's is launching an new line of 'everyday objects' that include a $9,000 ball of yarn and a $1,500 coffee can. Common sense still remains priceless and out of stock
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: some nutjob thinks the Sutherland Springs churchgoers should have been armed and returned fire. Fark: Texas Attorney General
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi prince killed in helicopter crash near kingdom's war-torn Yemen border. No reports of missiles flying everywhere yet
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Do you haggle online for a better price on electronics? New survey says you should try by using these tips
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(Some Blue Meanie)
 
 
 
Spiffy: The Beatles' Christmas fan club albums are finally being reissued officially. Fail: Available only as a vinyl box set for an inflated price
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's privacy violation is brought to you by Colorado, in which a high school installed cameras in a bathroom
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(Streamable)
 
 
 
Cool: Astros fan gets his hat back after dropping it during their parade. Fark: An actual appropriate use of vertical video
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the proposed T-Mobile, Sprint merger? Well, both companies have just hung up
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man sent to prison. News: For sending prostitutes to strip on the family next door's front porch. Fark: 75 Times since 2013
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Beluga whale accused of cultural appropriation after moving in with dolphins
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley actor is terrified at what actual tech companies think of your privacy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So it turns out the "agreement to rig the primary" couldn't take effect until it was over and forbade the DNC from rigging the primary
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LA Times calls press secretary a "slightly chunky soccer mom". No surprise, but people have issues with this
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
In practice, it's a bit like paying through the nose to access a Vegas buffet, only to find out that the prime rib has a separate cover charge. And when you pay it, you discover that your taste buds have become numbed to meat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Prince William prepares to welcome his third child, he warns that there are too many people in the world - especially in Africa
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AWOL reigning champion Bowe Bergdahl avoids prison
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue dropping print edition after realizing that their target audience doesn't even know what a print magazine is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man takes to streets of Las Vegas wearing t-shirt with cool-looking foreign word on the front, is surprised to discover it means "Sisterf***er" and not "I love you"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Woman who got her dead dog's paw prints tattooed on her breasts worries it's made her undateable
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"If there were sports jail, the Indianapolis Colts would be heading there for life, because they have supremely wasted the prime of Andrew Luck,"
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa proposing to his girlfriend just moments after winning the World Series not only surprised her it left Big Papi speechless
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Texas Dairy Queen franchisee goes into bankruptcy and closes 29 stores. Blames Hurricane Harvey. Fair enough. Also blames low oil prices. Say what now?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The oldest story in sports is not an athlete dying young. The oldest story in sports is an athlete getting old and playing past his prime"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truffle prices double to $3,200 a pound. "Let's say it is a big problem. I cannot double my prices. But I cannot be without truffles"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a shocking new development that surprises exactly no one, Manafort linked directly to Russian organized crime
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "The DNC rigged the primary for Hillary." DNC: "No we didn't." Donna Brazile: "Hell yes you did, and I have the proof"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walmart: Come for the low prices, stay for the shooting
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will keep claiming he's not under investigation six years after he died from a prison shanking
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's Nobel Prize acceptance speech to be published as a book. Chapter one: "I wuuuun to thaaaaaan everwuuuuuun whoo cam ouuuuuuut todaaaaay"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the NYC Home Depot truck terrorist turns out to be Florida Man
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millennial "baller on a budget" amazed at the browning of meat prior to cooking it another way. Extra millennial tip? Better quality meat tastes better
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Tue October 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
UN Environment Chief says that the US may meet its Paris goals despite Trump because the private sector is now driving the agenda and most American companies have decided to go green
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Quick Discussion: Please post photos of the most creative or funny Halloween costume you've ever seen. Appropriate. Not appropriate. You decide
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Gee, if only Weinstein had the actresses fill out an NDA like DiCaprio uses
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Just how good is Mueller's team? The newly unsealed grand jury proceedings against Manafort et. al reveal that he managed to convince a judge to override the Attorney-Client Privilege and force Manafort and Gates' lawyer to testify against them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what will come as a complete surprise to no one, the president ignores the advice of Fox News and gives his opinion on "George"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 1934 puzzle returns, with a hefty prize for the first to solve it. Can you identify both the killers and the victims?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was a terrible, horrible, no-good day for Two Scoops. But it was a GREAT day for America. Grab your popcorn and drinks and join us in the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Former President George W. Bush throws first pitch at Game 5 of World Series, surprising onlookers by missing the field entirely and landing in Iraq instead
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
NJ High School football ref walks off field because some players took a knee. In a development that should surprise no one, he made racist comments on FB about the Obamas last year. Also surprising no one, claims his account was hacked
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches a comsat to GTO with a drone ship landing today. Satellite will be powerful enough to stream every K-Pop song simultaneously. Window opens at 3:34pm ET, webcast starts about 15 minutes prior
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel captures his 50th pole along side Mad Max and relegates Mercedes to row 2. Hamilton can capture the drivers championship today if he finishes 5th or higher. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3pm ET on NBC
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Embezzle millions of dollars? Your team of high-priced lawyers will see you never spend a second in jail. Steal $1 and a houseplant? That's 7-1/2 to 15 years in the big house for you
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(Heritage Foundation)
 
 
 
Ten conservative principles
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Sat October 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There are several lines of work where it is appropriate to bring your 6-year-old daughter to work on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. "Bank robber" is not such an occupation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rhianna accused of culturally appropriating a culture that died thousands of years ago
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when you try and rescue your magical idol from a thousand year old prison? You get a 2 part season ending for My Little Pony, Shadow Play part 1&2 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET or last week in Canada
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Want to dramatically increase the value of your company? Just add the word "blockchain" to you company name and watch the stock price skyrocket
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Fri October 27, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old girl with 3-D printed hand to throw out ceremonial first pitch at World Series. Gary Dell'abate unavailable for comment
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five discoveries in fundamental physics that came as total surprises. Love the Rutherford story the most
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"While man boobs seems a small price to pay for a couple of drinks..."
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The CVS-Aetna deal is less about providing insurance and more about attempting to fix drug prices, using every sense of the word "fix"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices are rising twice as fast as those in San Francisco, so move fast if you still want to snap up that coveted dry spot under the 405 underpass for less than a half million
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil's profit jumps 50 percent on higher oil and natural gas prices, ease of access to anus
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
He says he's never run for office, but he has. She has at least four aliases. They're running in opposite primaries for the same Senate seat. This story just keeps getting weirder
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not only does the Saudi Crown Prince sound more progressive than the POTUS, he may in fact BE more progressive than the POTUS. Still two more months to go in 2017
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in 'Murica math: 200 Trump inauguration protesters face a total of 14000 years in prison over 6 broken windows. A) How many years does each protester face? B) How many future windows will be saved by this? C) How broken is the justice system?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EPA goes full Trump, attacking The New York Times for an article about the deregulation of chemicals calling them "inappropriate, biased" and accusing them of "writing elitist clickbait"
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(Break)
 
 
 
THROWBACK: Disney princesses re-imagined as horror movie villains
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan says thinking about 2016 is 'not useful.' We lost Prince, we lost Bowie, we elected Trump. At least in 2017, there are some good TV series, and there was a really dramatic comeback in the Super Bowl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's wrong with cultural appropriation?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana appeals court rules sex offenders can attend church with children present. Guess there won't be a priest shortage after all
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(London Review of Books)
 
 
 
The Rorschach test was designed by an expert on Swiss phallic cults. It remains influential among Japanese marriage counselors, American courts, and prisons around the world. Here comes the questionable science (ooh, a butterfly)
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I'm not sure if the "Father of prison reform" was a good man or a bad man, but he did have the manliest name any man could have. Luxx, Sketch, and Cody all sob in the corner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why is one of the US's largest slave uprisings barely remembered?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Would you mind being charged a higher ticket price for hit films and getting charged less for flops? It might be the way the movie theater biz is going
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone know of a place that still develops 35 mm film at a reasonable price? I found several rolls in a box that were never developed and want to see what is on them. Bonus for you creative people: What's on the rolls?
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Michael SaysWho Cohen made a tidy $20M profit on the sales of his NYC apartment buildings, cash only, to LLCs. Oh, one was 500% above his purchase price 2 years prior
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Want a cool mask for Halloween? Just 3D print one
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Reuters investigates the world of unregulated human body brokers by purchasing two human heads, which surprisingly didn't cost an arm and a leg
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
'Tinder for criminals' program matches inmates with suitable prisons. Shouldn't it be called Grindr for criminals?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia is all ready to start charging every driver using the busiest stretch of its busiest highway during rush hour for the privilege of doing so, but for some reason drivers aren't lining up to purchase the equipment the state needs them to have
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actually, the Republicans came up with the dossier, the Clinton campaign just continued paying for the research after April 2016. But hey, you keep ignoring the fact that most of the content has been verified. Ooga booga Clinton
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scott Brown admits he's being investigated for "inappropriate" comments
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
12-year-old cancer patient has autographed picture of Anthony Rizzo stolen from her hospital room. Since she's at St. Louis Children's Hospital, the culprit could literally have been anybody
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(Eater)
 
 
 
The new lower prices at Whole Foods since the Amazon takeover? Yeah about them
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Drone delays helicopter rescue of hiker who broke his leg. Next time he'll spring for Prime shipping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priscilla Presley has not left Scientology. Looks like I *was* being glib
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi billionaire investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal says "bitcoin will implode one day". So it does behave like a real currency after all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Next on Netflix's "The Crown:" Princess Margaret's breakfast in bed, an hour-long bath and a vodka 'pick-me-up' before 1pm
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White Supremacists monuments quietly being erected throughout the country, leaving local governments powerless to stop them, as they are being built on private land
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump continues his fight with a war widow, while details begin to emerge about what went wrong in Niger. This is the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. Starts at 8PM EDT
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, J'onn gets his ass to Mars as James struggles to keep explaining Kara's absences. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse seeks out an old friend as Polaris discovers a new prison game. (9ET FOX)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can use secret codes to get more out of Netflix, and the Daily Fail has printed all of them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
October Surprise. Hillary will need to talk to Mueller soon also about her Russian contacts. And by contacts, we mean spies
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Sun October 22, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
I do say, m'lady, that this divorce card of yours is quite stunning. Prithee, may I see your back painting and then perhaps inquire as to your interest in a rousing game of Puff Billiards or Battle Ball? Splendid
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the new prime minister-elect of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern. If you have any questions about the proper way to pronounce her name feel free to pick up the phone and give her a call
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton is again on pole followed by Vettel. Mad Max will have to charge through the field after a 15 space grid penalty. Enjoy a race starting at a decent hour. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of the United States at 3pm ET on NBC
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(The Retroist)
 
 
 
Someone 3-D printed the massive ship from the 1979 movie "The Black Hole," and now you can too
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After roller coaster season of 2017, Cubs fans demand better beer prices at Wrigley, where a small Budweiser goes for $10 and up. "In here, you almost feel like you have to have a beer. It's punitive"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's Amazon order comes with a little bonus surprise of 65 pounds of weed, so of course the first thing they do is call the cops
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tom Price's wife didn't actually suggest that HIV+ people be put into quarantine, she just didn't have a better word for the type of long-term homosexual concentration camps that she was thinking of
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priscilla Presley quits Scientology. They've been losing a few celeb members recently. Or am I just being glib?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ICE agents enter private property without warrant or permission and arrest an individual. Yes, you better believe some people have a problem with that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Youths are saving print media
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet existed
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher duct tapes mouths of 10 students. Not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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Fri October 20, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tom Price's lawmaker wife wants people with HIV quarantined and their partners surveilled because apparently it's 1987 again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will British racing driver Lewis Hamilton kneel during the American anthem at F1's US Grand Prix?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Kelly: "Trump inelegantly expressed the great privilege of serving and dying with the best men on earth." Trump: "WRONG"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You wouldn't 3D print a rocket, would you? Fark you, we would, we can, and we will
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a smoker and perform cunnilingus, you could get cancer. However, if you smoke *while* performing cunnilingus, then you have some really farked up priorities
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man with Britain's smallest penis lands job with slogan appropriate for his notoriety
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what it takes to stay looking young urine for a surprise
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The inconceivable story behind the "Princess Bride's" amazing swordfight atop the Cliffs of Insanity. Subby, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's charity, which primarily spent money on Roy Moore, took donations from Nazis, because of course it did
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Jayhawks football fans horrified that their school's game vs. TCU will be broadcast on Fox Saturday primetime, mostly because there are too many gruesome murders and bodybags on primetime TV already
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's last remaining umbrella shop baffled that Seattleites take pride in not owning an umbrella, will close this week. Local: "I like the rain. Why would you live here if you don't like it? All the people with umbrellas should just move on"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Remember Google's all-conquering AlphaGo AI? It just got spanked by a new version that taught itself Go from scratch. Fark: after just 40 days, it beat the prior version 100-0
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Amazon Studios boss Roy Price resigns after sexual harassment allegations, specifically that he told a female producer 'you will love my d*ck'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Can you be too fat for prison? An attorney is trying to keep his 273 lb. client out of it with this argument
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
House of Saud/Putin or why I quit worrying and learned to love higher oil prices
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's likely that many of Napa's 2017 wines will display a mild smoky/ashy quality on the nose and show a finish that's heavy in burnt cinder and charred wood. In other words, SUPER PREMIUM PRICING, BABY
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
And the new hot item that white people can't wear because it's somehow cultural appropriation is *spins wheel* hoop earrings. Really?
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Reminder: It's here, Megabot Eagle Prime fights Suidobashi Heavy Industry's Kuratas at 6PM PST on Twitch
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Drones are dropping drugs, cell phones and weapons into prison yards around the U.S. Hollywood now working on Shawshank reboot
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Mon October 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too disgusted with the so-called president today that no creative headline is coming. Screw him and his supporters. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time thread. (8PM EDT)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a complete surprise, Artie Lange had to be rushed to the hospital again
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Three possibilities in October make skyrocketing oil prices an inevitability
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest threats to Trump in the Mueller probe are Spicer and Priebus, two men who were utterly humiliated by their former boss and have nothing to lose at this point
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman marries African prince she met at a DC nightclub, where he goes to relax after a hard day working at McDowell's
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks continues his obsession with analog printing
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New for 1990 - The Geo Metro, Geo Storm, Geo Tracker, and Geo Prizm
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. M has a problem. Her husband was falsely accused of groping teen girl on the train and only escaped prison time because two women eyewitnesses told police it wasn't him. She's still angry and depressed at nearly losing him. What should she do?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Actress recounts a private audition with a kimono-clad Steven Seagal. What is it with fat, buttery men assuming all women want to sleep with them?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ingmar Bergman movies, heavy metal, eating rotten fish. Scandinavians love death. And now they've deathified spring cleaning
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
ICE agents are under instructions to weigh competing priorities of law enforcement versus financial profit and to avoid properties that are not profitable enough for the federal government to justify seizing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Priebus: "Oh Mr. Mueller, how can I help you?" Mueller: -_- "Have a seat, Reince. We're gonna be here awhile"
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Who needs DARPA when you have bored people with 3D printers?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A close friend of Gen. Flynn, who now works for Sen Grassley who heads the Senate probe on Russia's election meddling, launched a private probe last summer of Clinton's email server and whether it had been hacked-the 2nd Flynn friend to do so
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
According to internal emails, ICE agents couldn't find enough dangerous immigrants to fulfill Trump's fantasies, so they ended up arresting hundreds with no prior criminal records
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists not just surprised about how little Neandertal DNA was found in a 40K-year-old Chinese skeleton but how much was shared with a 35K-year-old European. Still no cure for spelling Nazis biatching to a top journal that it's spelled Neanderthal
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(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein lets the paparazzi know he's got their backs; "I've always been loyal to you guys, not like those farking pricks who treat you like shiat"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek reveals that he has been grabbed by his James Van Der Cheek and even cornered by Hollywood Execs with inappropriately sexual James Van Der Speak
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is shocked, shocked to find that Harvey Weinstein may have taken a few liberties with his female stars. Shocked that such a fine industry could be rocked by allegations of impropriety. Shocked
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "question" about when it is appropriate to pull a network's license was answered by none other than Jimmy Kimmel
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Wed October 11, 2017
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
Two-time felon Republican ex-governor gets early release from federal tennis prison. One more felony and he'll qualify for Trump's cabinet
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Tue October 10, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
World's largest carrot or Trump/alien offspring? You decide
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Did Sami Zayn realize pride only hurts, it never helps? Did the Usos really have to get medieval on Xavier Woods' abs? English, Enzo Amore, do you speak it? Pulp Fashion and Smackdown tonight at 8pm ET on USA, 205 Live at 10 ET on the WWE Network
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Nearly half the nation's defense budget $304 billion ends up in the hands of 5 defense contractors and weapons manufacturers, for weapons that never seem to work as advertised at prices we can't afford
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The latest in inappropriate Halloween costumes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon is recruiting primary challengers for every single sitting GOP congressman and senator, except Ted Cruz. His hope is to replace them all with someone even farther to the Reich
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Neighbor sees woman being mauled by dog, grabs gun. What happens next will surprise you
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince is looking into running for office
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"What might sound like a perverse, rights-deprived, Handmaid's Tale-esque dystopia is actually a popular bodybuilding competition that fashions itself as a 'sport,' with competitors often referring to themselves as 'athletes'"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump offers to sell 1.5 million Mexicans to DNC for the low price of one border wall
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Planes. Here's a Gulf Stream V, 2012. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got whitewall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disappointing box office of Blade Runner 2049 blamed on fact that its primary audience consisted of older men who are walking encyclopedias of the Blade Runner universe - in other words, (ahem), NERDS
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wondering about the current prices of collectable comic books being sold at NYC's Comic Con? Prepare to write a check. A VERY big check
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon about to decide on whether to sell drugs. First taste is free, with your Amazon Prime account
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(The State)
 
 
 
Delicate snowflake in South Carolina outraged after officials at the private school he sends his children to objected to the hate symbol flying on his truck
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Sat October 07, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
To the surprise of nobody anywhere, having a car loaded with touchscreens, navigation devices, texting abilities, and elaborate music systems can be distracting to the driver
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"I have a funny habit of eating Pringles on airplanes. I'm not sure why, as it's really the only time I eat them"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize winner says the humble fruit fly deserves a share of his prize. Still no cure for Sarah Palin
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
2017 Nobel Prize winner left science because he could not get funding for his lab. In unrelated news: There will be no cure for cancer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats look to upstage Republicans in the upcoming GOP primaries, spreading chaos and--Holy hell Steve Bannon looks like an alcoholic on a seven day bender
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Indiana Supreme Court: "Yes, we agree that the law is pants-on-head stupid, but seeing as it is the law, off to prison with you"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(CityLab)
 
 
 
America's latest urban transportation boondoggle: streetcars. You will be unsurprised to learn that Detroit is Case Study #1
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(AOL)
 
 
 
YouTube is promoting Las Vegas shooting conspiracy theories, which is no surprise to anyone who's dared to wade into the fetid cesspool of YouTube comments
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Flight privilege
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Former Glee star Mark Salling pleads guilty to child porn. Hopefully the judge sentences him to prison and rules there will never be a Glee reunion
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Iowa man wins lottery prize of $25,000 per year, for life. He is 92 years old
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Racist politician Cesar De Leon says his racist comments don't count as racist because they were made in private and weren't meant to be made public
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Did you see all those amazing Whole Foods price cuts right after Amazon took over? Yeah, about that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Guy who invented a form of therapy - AAAAAHHHHHHIIAAAAHHHHHHH - in the 70's, which would seem to be -- AAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRHHHHHGGG - even more appropriate today -- AAAAOOOORRRRHHHHHHAAAAAA - has died
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Fark ready Headline: Women who escaped Edmonton prison arrested at escape room
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Wed October 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a 45′ tall naked woman on the National Mall all winter staring defiantly at the White House?
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
And today's metaphor-of-the-day award goes to the sign that fell apart behind the UK Prime Minister while she gave a speech on Brexit
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Cesc Fàbregas finally settles mystery of 'Pizzagate' culprit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Winners of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry told to chill the fark out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the surprise of everyone not named Pelosi or Schumer, the greatest dealmaker is weaseling out of his DACA deal with the Democrats
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Woofday Wednesday - Principal has the best excuse to bring her emotional support dog to school with her
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's a "complete surprise" that a "perfectly sane" President would use something like "air quotes" "incorrectly"
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan personally called the White House last week to urge them not to fire Tom Price over a little thing like ripping off the taxpayers for half a mil in private luxury jet fees
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, older people have been griping about young people for more than 2,000 years
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vegas is still coping, it's still not the right time to talk about gun control, and Two Scoops throws paper towels at Puerto Ricans. Crazy pills are abundant for all as we join together for the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. (Starts at 8PM EDT)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If you had "less than 24 hours" for a member of congress to claim Las Vegas was the fault of the people being shot, thank John Thune (R-eally stupid) and claim your prize
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Republicans angry at economists for finding their tax cuts go to the rich. Satire tag no longer surprised to be left on the bench for articles like this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I get that you could fire Price because the healthcare debacle was done, and you can't fire Mnuchin for the same reasons because "herr derr tax reform" but can we all agree that Pruitt should get booted...preferably into Yellowstone's Caldera
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gravitational waves aren't just your 2017 Nobel Prize in Physics, they're the ultimate achievement of theory and experiment working together
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Three. Three private email accounts ah ah ah
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Mon October 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL's 10 biggest surprises so far. Yes they are there, yep them too
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In light of last night's shooting, here's more good news: It's now frighteningly easy to make untraceable guns in the privacy of your home
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge says Maryland can ban price gouging by generic drug makers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too soon to talk about gun control after the Vegas shooting, more bad news for Paul Manafort, and Puerto Rico is still in horrible shape. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Best Korea "selling weapons at ridiculously low prices." Everything must go (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three Americans win Nobel prize in medicine for work with circadian systems. You submitted a headline earlier, you farking morning person
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you had "Less than 24 hours" before Infowars called the Vegas shooting a 'false flag' designed to strip Second Amendment gun rights from Americans, come forward and claim your prize
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson wants $5 million for his first post-prison interview so he can have the funds to resume his search for the real killers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
HP Enterprise let Russian intelligence have a look at the cyberdefense software currently defending the Pentagon. And it wasn't just a peek but a thorough going over of the software. Yup, totes not compromised
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Auction featuring Einstein letters detailing his thoughts on theories in physics should bring relatively high prices
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship contenders bookend the field with Hamilton on the pole and Vettel starting last after engine problems. Storms are in the forecast for the last race at Sepang. This is your Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 3am ET on NBCSN
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man won't face trial for murdering his ex-girlfriend after receiving early death sentence by prison chicken sandwich
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump does not want you to know about the time he watched an octogenarian fall head first and bleed all over his ballroom's pristine marble floor, but only because blood makes him squeamish
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum may seep his way into replacing Tom Price
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Buried in the fine print of the Senate GOP's budget plan is a provision eliminating the requirement to obtain a CBO score before voting on legislation
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Chinese 'business cults' prey on desperate job-seekers, promising wealth but brainwashing their victims. And you can get in on the ground floor right now for the low, low price of five dollars a month
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago alderman proposes Ferguson-style taxation by citation, citing the "it's not racist when we do it" principle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soup, salad and breadsticks at $5.99 = financial success. Soup, salad and breadsticks at $6.99, well gosh darnit, that's just price gouging, I'm never setting foot in an Olive Garden again
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The triumph of Judge Roy Moore in Alabama's Republican Senate primary was a ray of sunshine for those of us who'd like to restore stoning to our legal system and remove the curse of profanity once and for all from our country
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mini SNES is just a re-programmed mini NES. It's no surprise because, just like the mini NES, you still couldn't get one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price admits to misappropriating $400,000 of taxpayer money
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico is still a mess, the tax plan is being seriously questioned, and Trump is fuming over his failure in Alabama. This is YOUR MSNBC primetime thread (Starting at 8PM EDT)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
57 years ago the Chicago Bears, who were coached by the legendary George Halas, beat the Green Bay Packers, who were coached by the future legend Vince Lombardi, 17-14. Tonight it's John Fox vs Mike McCarthy. It's TNF on CBS & Amazon Prime at 8:25pm ET
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This might surprise you but it turns out that tattooing your eyeballs is actually not a great idea
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
EPA Administrator Scott 'I'm terrified of my own employees' Pruitt joins the administration's private jet club
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler commits treason against the crown by stealing popcorn from Prince Harry. However, she was spared the usual incarceration and beheading
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These celebrities went to great lengths for their movie roles, including piercing their privates and wrapping a belt around their knees
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Local newspaper publishes irrefutable evidence of existence of imprisoned aliens and weird green men at Wright-Patterson AFB, home of Project Blue Book. I call bullshiat: everyone knows there's no such thing as a "newspaper"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If we do it right, then the economy will be stimulated appropriately and tax revenues will go up and the deficit won't increase," Mr. Kennedy said. "Now, I can't prove to you that that will happen. But neither can anybody else"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
California moves its primary to early March, likely triggering an interstate game of electoral chicken
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump embarrassed and pissed after backing losing candidate in Alabama senate primary race, says it's bad for his brand when he loses. Man, just wait till the indictment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in killer clown cold case. In 1990, she dressed as a clown and killed the wife of her future husband. She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the big floppy shoe imprint on the body
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At private dinner with conservative activists, Trump physically mocked cancer stricken Sen. John McCain
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Labour MP who has clearly never seen an Apache helicopter claims Prince Harry can't actually fly them. "I've been told that's an absolute fact that somebody sits beside him and *drives* the helicopters for him." Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In private," Trump "admits that he is engaged in a culture war on behalf of his white, working-class base"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
61-year-old Anthony Bourdain reveals how he developed his epic abs and dropped 30 lbs in nine months: daily BJJ exercise and moderation in eating and drinking, "because you really pay a price for misbehavior immediately on the mat"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you had "Trump's attacks on NFL players protesting police brutality" as the reason an impeachment vote hits the House floor, come collect your prize: an Al Green autographed impeachment filing
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
The Mad Pooper of Colorado Springs has a spokesman. Then it gets weird
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Oh look, what a surprise. The known super liberal magazine National Review comes out in favor of the kneeling NFL players
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Too pretty to go to prison. New hotness: Too bright to go to prison
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
We think this is about respecting the flag, or police brutality, or Colin Kaepernick, or patriotism, or white privilege, or our complicated and painful racial history. And it is about all of those issues...to other people. To Trump, it's about Trump
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's still in the dark, saber rattling with the Norks intensifies, everybody's got a private email server, and Trumpy hates Chad for reasons nobody understands. This is your MSNBC evening news thread, fun starts at 8PM EDT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chime in with how this compares to 20 years ago... Now compare to home prices
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A second White House Staffer is found to have been using a private email address to conduct government business. Which one? I'll give you a hint, she calls Trump "daddy". No, NOT Hope Hicks, the other one
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This is not a line from the movie "Idiocracy", this actually happened: During a phone call to the "Rick and Bubba Morning Show", President Trump told the DJs he "doesn't know much about Ray(sic) Moore" the primary opponent of the man he endorsed
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(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
If you have an erection lasting 21 months, seek relief in the prison shower
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kushner attorney: Look, Jared didn't do anything terrible. Hillary used private email to conduct business. Jared just used encrypted text messaging apps to hide potentially damning texts with other government officials be-...f*ck. Lemme come in again
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the two-episode premiere of Star Trek: Discovery, of which only one episode aired on network; the other you had to pay $6 for the privilege to see. How did the new placeholder crew gel? And why did the Klingons look so awful? (warning: spoilers)
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Sun September 24, 2017
(IMSA)
 
 
 
The season is winding down, but there's one more sprint race to go. IMSA heads out to Laguna Seca for the penultimate round of the season, the America's Tire 250. Coverage starts at 5pm ET on FS1 and IMSA.tv
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Dear Adobe, it's only Pretty Good Privacy as long as you refrain from posting the private key to the company blog
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Sat September 23, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Join me in wishing a happy 68th birthday to America's greatest rock and roll musician, Bruce Springsteen. LIKE A BOSS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New fingerprint test can also determine if you're high on drugs at the same time. Yay?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
War breaks out. Between nerds. Over socks worn by the Prime Minister in Canada
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Concerned about the possibility of an EMP knocking out World of Warcraft servers and his pet rabbit's private jet, GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter advocates for a first strike on North Korea
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the mansion from the "Talladega Nights" movie, then you are in luck... if you can pony up the asking price of $4.2 million
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The priapism is not tit cockmedians are asspiring to wad into crotch pubely. The pubis is tit our polidicks have becum so slutty and sexualizing that condoms can't do their climax penisly without humping about sex"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin ain't worth the paper it's not printed on
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood: "Work fourteen-plus hours a day for us." Actor/crew member driving home: *crash*. Hollywood: *surprised face*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having ignored their predictable failures everywhere, MD governor proposes privately-owned toll roads to solve traffic woes
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The eight most inappropriate, racist, and otherwise bizarre moments in Disney movies the company could not get away with now. The crows from Dumbo are probably the worst
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing the hurricanes bearing down on the US Virgin Islands a Virginia woman springs into action and charter a private jet to fly 300 to safety. 300 pets that is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So remember yesterday when news broke that Paul Manafort offered "private briefings" to a Russian oligarch? Well Putin's having a little get together today in the Kremlin with said oligarch and other businessmen. Time to start tying up loose ends
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Narwhal tusk-smuggling ex-mountie gets 5 years in prison and becomes the name of my new g