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500 headlines found matching 'PRI'
Sat July 26, 2014
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(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith's TUSK finally gets a trailer, and it's surprisingly awesome
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(17)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
For those who bet on "Suspect in home invasion was not pregnant," please step up to collect your prize
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(194)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
US reveals secret plans for '60s moon base. Blueprints show outpost was to have bulldozers, cabins, groovy sunken living rooms
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(51)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
The top technology in the Fortune 500 (Featured Partner)
 
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: Russian newspaper prints front-page apology to MH17 victims. Not news: Russian newspaper that has seen four of its journalists murdered since 2001
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(67)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Arizona's prisons chief says that 60% of the time, executions work every time
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Repo man towing your 'prized' Cadillac Escalade? That's a tire iron to the windows, a mess in the driveway and one sore bite mark
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(83)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wine dealer faces long prison sentence merely for proving that wine snobs can't tell cheap plonk from fine vintages when the labels are switched
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ukraine's Prime Minister thinks they're farked
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(20)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
One-eyed man claims optician discriminated against him because he refused to give him an eye test at half price
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In prison you learn real-life street smarts like how to shank a man, ways to make your own moonshine, and the art of couponing
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(18)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona carries out an execution with a controversial new drug in which the condemned prisoner took nearly 2 hours to die
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(649)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(41)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canada produces new coin celebrating the lives of The Queen, Prince Charles, Prince George, and Data
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(30)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Undercover operation submits fake Obamacare applications to test the system's verification procedures - and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, nearly all the fake applications were approved
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(191)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Banksy does it and it's considered pricey art. Rodriguez-Cruz does it and is facing felony criminal mischief charges with damage totaling more than $23,000
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(98)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
After a hellish year in a brutal Norwegian prison, Anders Breivik has renounced violence
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(144)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
My party wanted to accomplish great, wise and noble things before the elections, but your party is comprised of craven thieving weasels who decided to punt on everything. Or maybe vice versa
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(52)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man gets three years in prison for making elderly woman pay $50 for getting her gutters cleaned. No, get your mind out of the gutter
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(66)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you post a video on YouTube which has music in the background, don't be surprised when you receive a bill for $150,000, per track
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan says tensions between the US and Turkey over Syria have gotten so bad that he no longer talks to President Obama on the phone, and if Obama keeps it up, he might just find himself "unfriended" on Facebook too
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mother dropped out, then went on to earn two Master's degrees and became a school principal, now serves as role model for disadvantaged Brooklyn kids by trying to smuggle heroin into a maximum-security prison
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(30)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime slapped with £1m Insurance costs
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(16)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hasbro teams up with fan artists and 3-D printing to produce new line of My Little Pony penis free collectibles. Bronies: Challenge accepted
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(134)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Arab Spring in Libya has blossomed into Tribal Shiatstorm Summer
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(73)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY man headed back to prison for fatal stabbing after state Supreme Court rules that "stand your ground" law doesn't apply if the ground you are standing is a strip club parking lot you voluntarily walked out into to start a fight
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(65)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Syrian activists fight for gender equality in an attempt to bring civilization and enlightenment to the primitive, patriarchal society that they . . . wait, as suicide bombers? Never mind
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(25)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This week in "John Oliver makes you better at cocktail parties," Mr. Oliver explores the totally f--ked state of the prison system. Complete with a muppet sing-a-long
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(88)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents a T-shirt that can never get wet. 25 colleges unexpectedly cancel Spring Break
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(35)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nude dude who dumped his wife off jet ski onto sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after she claimed to see him blowing some dude is now prime suspect in her murder
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(90)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these practically primary street performers
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(226)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Nico Rosberg continue the German domination in international sports? Will Lewis Hamilton recover after crashing in qualifying? Can Williams stop Mercedes domination? This is your Formula 1 German Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am EDT on CNBC
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(138)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'
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(77)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Primus drummer suffers heart attack. Primus sucks
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(54)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sue group behind 'Billy Cub' mascot for engaging in "inappropriate and unsavory actions" such as rude, profane and derogatory remarks and gesticulations, and getting into bar fights. Sounds like a bunch of Cubs fans
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(23)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
There is nothing to stop the Chinese from messing with Neil Armstrong's footprints on the moon. Except for Clara Moskowitz
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shortage of wool causes prices to rise 11 percent in one month. That's not just some yarn the sheep farmers are spinning
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(17)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(170)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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(272)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois man gets stiff prison sentence in Texas fake Viagra case
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Now this is a perk, CEO-style: Sprint gave Dan Hesse $227,000 just to pay lawyers to negotiate his $49-million contract
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Passenger airplane gets shot down? QUICK, RAISE THE PRICE OF OIL
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police in England try to show they are not homophobic by: A) Going to gay bars, B) Sponsoring gay pride parade, or C) Buying a rainbow colored patrol car
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(78)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Samsung has suddenly gotten into the premium priced headphones business
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad news for chocolate lovers: the price of Hershey's chocolate is going up. Worse news for chocolate lovers: Hershey's is still considered to be chocolate
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(21)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
USB charger is prime suspect in death of Australian woman
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(26)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Voodoo priest's necklace seized at airport. Customs officials reported no problems afterward, other than bleeding from their anuses
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(25)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just the Coast Guard looking for a 55 gallon drum with the word "RADIOACTIVE" printed on the side
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(38)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Pilot dropping 3,000 ping pong balls redeemable for prizes misses assembled crowd and instead hits a nearby interstate, thereby qualifying for a paddlin'
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(63)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
"We are giving all of our privacy for just the possibility of a little bit of safety"
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(124)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
To conservatives setting your trucks up to Roll Coal all over those snooty liberal Priuses-- The EPA says that's illegal. Soooo, THANKS OBAMA
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(554)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chimps attend 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' screening. DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS (w/ pics of your future primate overlords)
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(26)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
US patent office tells Apple they can't patent a fingerprint sensor just because they don't want anyone else to have a more pleasant UX. In other news, Android phones soon to come with a fingerprint sensor that's worth having
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from Institute of Least Surprising Findings Imaginable finds men are more likely to brag about their talents - and lie about their shortcomings - than women
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(30)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
US DoJ is now investigating claims that ASCAP and US music companies colluded against Pandora in recent pricing negotiations. Next expected to investigate if sky is blue, water wet
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(7)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guy who invented the vanishing free kick spray at the World Cup set to become a millionaire after spending 14 years in poverty developing the spray. "I've paid a high price. I chose not to see my children grow up so that I could make this work"
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(101)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Surprise only 15 percent of this Florida town's police force were also members of the KKK
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(103)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Retailers in Japan-- stuck with boxes and boxes of World Cup gear after national team crashes out of opening round-- are deep-discounting to move it all out. "There also seems to be a bit of a price war on Japan soccer potato chips"
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vatican denies Pope said 1 in 50 priests are pedophiles, says there is no way he would lowball the number that much
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(76)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Israel's attacks in Gaza are legal and follow all requirements under International Law says...A) Israel's Prime Minister, B) Israel's military, or C) the Palestinian envoy to the UN Human Rights Council
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(427)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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(29)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need 'decorations' for my bare cubicle walls. Post your funny, work appropriate stuff so I can quit being the only one in my area with nothing in my cube. (I work in IT)
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(286)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If print media dies, what will happen to the crossword puzzle?" asks columnist who has never heard of digital crosswords
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: You have a 1 in 50 chance of being molested by a priest
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(124)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"In every princess, there's a little slut who wants to try it just once" slogan on camper vans is upsetting some princesses
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(121)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Good news: We have mercifully made it to the end of TNT's Sprint Cup coverage. Bad news: Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson are your front row starters. It's the Camping World RV 301, live at 1pm ET on LOLTNT
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(516)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no-one, Tea Party economic policies are destroying Kansas
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(266)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia dad claims abandoned African region of Bir Tawil, establishes absolute monarchy, just to make his 7 year old daughter an actual Princess
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(162)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Latest cybersecurity bill: poses serious threats to our privacy...yep. Gives the government extraordinary powers to silence potential whistleblowers,... oh hell yeah. Exempts from transparency laws..... stop, drop and roll baby, it's in there
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(73)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
2014 World Cup third-place match starts at 4:00 (ET). The Netherlands coach thinks the match is useless, while Brazil needs to win back some pride. Which team will know the agony of defeat again? Join us for the double-shaming
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(658)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - The Package, 1989 - At the end of the Cold War, a sergeant tracking an escaped army prisoner discovers not everyone wants the Cold War to end. Gene Hackman, Tommy Lee Jones and Joanna Cassidy star
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(14)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Judas Priest on track for their first top ten album
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(48)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Prince Charles responds to rumors he's thinking of putting his trusty steed out to pasture
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(32)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Actor who played Fenrir Greyback in Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince dies. Police searching for silver bullet
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(36)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
In a surprise move that no one could have possibly predicted, small businesses in Seattle are cutting work hours and services in response to the new $15/hr minimum wage law
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(419)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Never mind the Disney princesses, a Japanese artist has drawn the World Cup teams as anime girls
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(28)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Contained in a recent study that surprises absolutely no one, 42% of Millennials describe themselves as being "socialists". Also contained in the report which surprises even less, only 16% of them know what "socialist" means
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(174)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(31)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Company with no revenue, no assets, and one executive has seen its stock price go up 25,000% since June 17 and now has a market capitalization of $4.29 billion. This is all completely reasonable
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(78)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Isolated Amazon tribe makes contact with scientists, but say they require a payment of $99 per year if the scientists want prime access
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(10)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Totally-not-a-monopoly Amazon tries a new tactic in its dispute with Hatchette Publishing: It agrees to stop blocking sales of Hatchette books IF 100% of the sales price of the book goes directly to the author and none to Amazon or Hatchette
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(49)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bloods deny that Chris Brown is a member of their organization, but they respect his decision to flash gang signs supporting their criminal enterprise
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(37)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Ireland jumps into Garth Brooks affair, enacts emergency high-level talks to salvage concerts in Dublin, is prepared to send minister to Nashville to parley with Brooks' representatives
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: Infertile cocks lead to soaring chicken prices
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(11)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
When a mortar shell has "THIS END UP" printed on one end, make sure that end is on top when placing it in the tube, lighting the fuse and holding it over your head
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(124)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Silent Spring 2: Neonicotinoid Boogaloo
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(72)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Disney Princesses imagined as characters from "Orange Is the New Black," or "Rule 34 taken to the nth degree"
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(24)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are against the bipartisan prison sentencing reform effort because getting someone to accept a ridiculous plea bargain by threatening 20 years in jail over a few grams of pot is what makes the American justice system great
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ray Nagin, former Mayor of New Orleans, enters the Louisiana Political Hall of Fame: Federal prison
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(81)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
New test can predict if your teen will be a binge drinker later in life. Question 1 - Have you applied to UNLV as your primary choice for college?
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig is likely to become a billion dollar toy brand and is surprisingly not a recipe
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(120)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus liked it better back when the unwashed, uninsured masses shied away from the ER because of the crushing medical bills they'd get slapped with. He also wishes the aforementioned claim were true
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(119)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Deep fried soup. Surprisingly, not a midwest fair food
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's 2014 Body Issue is out, featuring a bunch of people you've never heard of, Venus Williams, and...Prince Fielder?
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(25)
 
(AARP)
 
 
 
AARP lists 25 essential albums. Surprisingly awesome, surprisingly Pat Boone free, not surprisingly a slideshow
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland chosen to host Republican National Convention in 2016. And when they fail to win the White House that year, they'll host a prime-time television show to announce that they're taking their convention to Miami
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(89)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Ever wonder which car would win in a drag race: the 903bhp McLaren P1 or the three-cylinder, 80bhp Caterham 160R? The result might surprise you
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Largest U.S. teachers union is sick of standardized tests and tell Education Secretary Duncan if he thinks the private sector holds the answers he should go there
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(70)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Selfies are primarily taken by teenage girls who like to show themselves off in the mirror, often making the dreaded 'duck face.' Then there's Ringo Starr
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Price tag for living the American dream is $130,000 a year. Unfortunately, for most Americans their dream is making $50,000
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(74)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian priest: The very idea that players can wear colored boots during the World Cup is a "homosexual abomination" that promotes the "gay rainbow" and they may as well be wearing women's underwear. Hangups? He has them
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(84)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor who spent $5 million during the primary season is suddenly made aware of campaign finance laws saying that has to refund any donations marked for his general election campaign since he won't have one
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(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Obamacare rate hikes be the September surprise that torpedoes Democrats in the midterms? Yes. The correct answer is yes
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(284)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Minor league hockey team unveils 'Flat Stanley' version of their mascot for people to print out and take pictures of in random places. What could possibly go wrong?
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(40)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street views of Detroit Circa 2011 to 2014, with appropriate music. Wait for it
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
People who grew up in the 1980s sending prices of authentic music memorabilia from that era soaring at auction. "The Cure's fan base is now of an age where they have the disposable income to buy such pieces"
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(89)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Arcade classic Q*Bert to be given two difficulty levels when it is re-released this week: one mode for people who remember feeding quarters into that biatch in April 1983 for eighty straight hours, and one for normal people
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(59)
 
(Taste of Cinema)
 
 
 
20 recent Oscar bait movies that failed miserably, otherwise known as Leo DiCaprio's last 20 movies
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(74)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Your privacy and security are important to Google, assuming you have a net worth of at least 8 figures
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(15)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Audi finds slapping a badge on a VW Jetta and raising the price over $10,000 is a bad business plan. Just kidding. Audi can't keep its rebadged Jetta in stock
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(113)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg win it all after starting at the Pole? Will Vettel be able to hold his position after starting 2nd? Will Hamilton blame someone if he doesn't win at home? This is your F1 British Grand Prix thread. Race begins at 8:00 EDT
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(225)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The arrival of 3-D printers in public libraries puts librarians in a potentially sticky situation when people naturally want to use libraries for the same thing we read about them being banned from libraries for
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(45)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The quarter-finals of the 2014 World Cup wrap up today with Argentina facing a Belgian side that may have finally found its rhythm (12 ET), and Netherlands against underdogs Costa Rica who continue to surprise (4)
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(1043)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Did you think wolves were responsible for shaping Yellowstone's ecology? The real culprit is much cuter
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Zoo builds paraplegic porcupine a wheelchair out of PVC pipe and duct tape. Cheap pricks
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Want to book Prince for a private function? Yeah that'll bet two million bucks please
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(59)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony is "basically imprisoned," assuming you think of having an apartment, working a 9 to 5 job, being able to eat what you want, and not having to live behind steel bars with gun wielding guards as "prison"
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(125)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
That independent privacy board that Obama appointed to look into NSA's data collection has concluded everything the agency does is totally legal and effective and they'd really like it if NSA would delete those copies of their search histories now
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(83)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lee Boyd Malvo, the DC sniper, believes that he's learned some important lessons about not using human beings as target practice and would like to be let out of prison now, please
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(233)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, the Federal privacy board appointed by Obama to review the NSA's activities says that everything the NSA is doing is just peachy
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(58)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, Cristiano Ronaldo has a pretty good consolation prize
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(29)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Introducing the Gay Pride Whopper, featuring a fabulous new multicolored rainbow wrapper and the same old monochromatic greasy taste
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Ortiz shows appropriate level of respect for Cubs pitching--by beginning walk to first base before ball four even reaches catcher's mitt
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Indian politician threatens to rape rivals, still expected to win Republican primary
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of.......well, no one really ..... DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair from several museums shows that the hair comes from bears, wolves, and other furry animals
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(44)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(75)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
GOP consultant headed to prison for stealing $750,000 of former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's money. Unclear if he merely rifled through one of Mayor Bloomberg's love seats to obtain the cash or a whole sectional
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules against 40 year old NorCal Oyster Farm: "Remember that private beach in California granted to some Indian Immigrant VC under the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo? Well you forgot the check in your cute letter to Senator Feinstein, so GTFO"
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(194)
 
(Clever Move)
 
 
 
Are you going to geek out and play board games over Independence Day weekend? Of course you are. Here are some games that are at least thematically appropriate
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(97)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These minimalist baseball stadium prints are the most exciting thing to happen to the sport since Moneyball
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court justices judged based on party affiliation, not legal principle
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(179)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto's Pride parade couldn't have ended on a more fabulous note
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(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't look so surprised: it's time for another Mugshot Roundup
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(104)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Primitive Earthlings' best construction was no match for a creature with acid for blood
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(29)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Genius prints his resume on beer packaging & bottles and gets the job. I didn't know Fark was hiring
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(12)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Can the podium handle another round of Colombian winners? Will tensions heat up between Japan and Russia again? It's Race #2 of the Shell/Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(224)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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(100)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many unnecessary penalties will be handed out today? Will the minor changes from last year's edition prevent the appearance of flying cars? It's Race #1 of the Shell/Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meat eaters of the world, be ashamed, be very ashamed for you are the scrouge of the world when it comes to your carbon footprint
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(175)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gavrilo Princep wanted to pull the trigger and kill Franz Ferdinand, but he never wanted to start a war, claims author who tries to glorify the man who inadvertently gave rise to Nazi Germany
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(62)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
With immigration reform basically dead on Capitol Hill, will the President whip out his pen of executive privilege for the children?
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(281)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Actual news, or Family Guy scene? Man in search of his lost cell phone wearing leopard print bikini top and black skirt assaults customers with a skillet plate and mugs at Denny's
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
Corporate sponsorships of gay pride parades is on the rise. FABULOUS
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Massachusetts SWAT let slip the fact that they're not actually police officers but rather armed goons for a private corporation
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(97)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel "35,000 people broke the law by voting in the Republican primary." Well that may be true, but we can only prove one case. Guess who it is
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(167)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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(99)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How does the American Red Cross avoid public outrage over the misappropriation of $300 million in relief money for Hurricane Sandy? By claiming their expenses are a trade secret. Next question
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man believes that Obamacare causes cancer and demons have possessed Obama. Is he: A) an inpatient at Bellevue? B) The homeless guy down the street with the tinfoil hat? C) the winner of the GOP primary to represent CO 15 in the state assembly?
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(64)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest use for a remote-controlled helicopter: Delivering drugs to a prison yard
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tired of buying expensive diamond rings? Now you can make them at home with your own 3D printer
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think the price tag on Google Glass is too steep, our Google overlords have you covered. With Cardboard
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, there is no Food and Drink Museum in America. That greenish-black bowl of god-knows-what slowly evolving into sentient life at the back of your fridge begs to differ
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(49)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While lamenting the lack of sausage treats in the studio, Rush Limbaugh calls blacks who voted in the Mississippi Republican primary "Uncle Toms" and says black people should never Republican
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(129)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN Body Issue is back, featuring athletic hardbodies of Michael Phelps, Marshawn Lynch, and...Prince Fielder? (Not safe for work)
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welfare rancher Cliven Bundy and his gang of militant moochers get top-notch legal advice from "private attorney general"
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(154)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Not news: Man going behind bars for stealing AC units. News: Federal prison. Fark: Because he violated the Clean Air Act
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(86)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight habits of happy people. 'Avoiding Fark's Politics Tab like the plague' surprisingly absent
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(3)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Does your lunch need a little extra kick? Just sprinkle on some powdered caffeine
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniel: "There is something a little unusual about a Republican primary that's decided by voters"
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(171)
 
(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
High school student testifies before Senate Finance Committee, tells them the obvious: "Higher education is only for the privileged, and that needs to change right now"
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(307)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars introduce "variable pricing" for tickets to home games, will charge from 20-40% more when good teams are in town, figures fans are willing to pay a premium to see what actual professional football looks like
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(50)
 
(Some credit Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a tour inside the secret facility that prints your new smart-chip-enabled credit card? Make sure to turn in your cell phone and don your lab coat with no pockets
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will South Carolina burn? Will we get other GOP incumbents booted by a wave of radicals? Will the Cooch help blue-ball some Mississippian Coch? THIS....is your Tuesday Primary/Runoff day. Get ready for some break-ins
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(51)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German Luftwaffe takes part in a training exercise where they have to intercept a private jet. Fark: They ram it out of the sky. Mission accomplished I guess
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(53)
 
(FCC)
 
 
 
Dear FCC: You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel
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(58)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To ensure there is no voter fraud in the MS GOP Senate primary run-off, failed Va Gubernatorial candidate and new Senate Conservative Fund president Ken Cuccinelli plans to send poll watchers to MS-but only to the black precincts, of course
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(129)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince Jackson wants to follow in his father's footsteps. Isn't he pale enough already?
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(45)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Williams break through after taking the front row? Will Mercedes solve the mechanical issues that are stopping absolute domination? This is your F1 Austrian Grand Prix Discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30am EDT on NBCSN
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(131)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cross-stitch is cool again, and you can recreate microbes including cholera, smallpox and gangrene along with more mainstream designs such as The Princess Bride and Star Trek scenes (pics)
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(34)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
"No-shank" toothbrushes and pens takes all the fun out of being in prison
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(59)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Symantec's chief operating officer, Stephen Gillett, has an impressive resume that includes executive stints at Starbucks, CNET and Best Buy. He's also a level 70 paladin and priest with a particular focus on healing abilities"
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(39)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Dammit, Otis... don't put the hot air balloon down in the prison parking lot. How am I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind, to escape if you put it down in the parking lot
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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(107)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(Conspiracy Planet)
 
 
 
"Five judges are examining evidence of human hunting parties by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network, including Pope Francis and members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip"
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(121)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Starbucks bean counters announce 8% price hike
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video footage shows Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat meeting for the first time, just in time for Caturday (Update: Original video has been set to private)
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(1056)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Bloody good show, lads, catching that absconded prisoner from our open jail last . . . blimey, did anyone remember to lock the door this time? Oh, bloody hell, there goes another one"
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(40)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
This year's dark horse for the Pulitzer Prize: "Five Reasons Why I Love Canada" by Jose Canseco
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(8)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
How embarrassing will it be to think that you're going to be known in prison as the guy who tried to kill someone with grits?
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(60)
 
(Guyism)
 
 
 
Plinko was rigged and other weird trivia about the popular Price is Right game
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(63)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Obama is the first 3D-printed president
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(38)
 
(icydk.com)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates $7 million for ocean conservation to the State Department's Our Ocean Conference in Washington, DC. Then goes back to his hotel room to roll around on his makeshift bed of Victoria's Secret Angels and piles of money
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(17)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Honey Boo Boo is a monstrous brat
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A suit made of mentos: $100. The dunk tank full of diet coke $200. The dumb look on the guy's face: priceless
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(59)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Californians Will Soon Be Drinking Their Own Pee." Surprisingly, "because most of the good microbreweries have already moved east" is not the answer
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(30)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brewers trade Brad Mills to Oakland for $1. "He's the first Brewer since Wil Nieves to be traded for less than the price of an iced coffee"
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(22)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple's attempts to double the price of ebooks was more of a design feature than a "conspiracy"
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(36)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Gas prices up: Meh. Cable TV prices up: Yawn. In-N-Out raises price of Double-Doubles: SHIAT JUST GOT REAL
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(117)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Student plagiarizes yearbook message. Wait, it was actually the principal, and he congratulates the wrong school when original text is left in message
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(34)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The best survival show PERIOD. Ex-military Joe Teti and primitive survival hippie expert Matt Graham battle hot, humid temperatures in Vietnam. Discovery Channel 9PM eastern - Season 2 Episode 9: THIS is the OFFICIAL Dual Survival discussion thread
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(39)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
Leno receives humor prize. That's the joke
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Signs you are dehydrated. "You are out of beer" surprisingly missing (dry slideshow)
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(42)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland state senate candidate gets unexpected endorsement from Texas, now expected to win primary in landslide
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(17)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man wearing zebra print hat, Superman tank top and Duck Dynasty beard saves some kayaker from angry beaver
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(32)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
El Paso police officer caught on video shooting a handcuffed prisoner, and to nobody's surprise, gets away with it
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(132)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Relax, San Jose Sharks fans, you won't have to live with the shame of choking away a playoff series every April. Because the team's moving due to a shoddy TV deal
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(46)
 
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. Jones, about the potential sale of your $2 million oceanfront home - it was built on public park land. Surprise
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer posts a cheeky picture of himself being searched by a TSA agent. The look on his face...priceless
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(25)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
Ubisoft CEO says Nintendo's Wii U would sell "if offered at the right price", which would presumably be about $10
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(23)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Cesar Chavez ejected from primary ballot in heavily Democratic Arizona district after judge identifies 700 bogus signatures on petitions. Chavez, a white ex-Republican formerly known as Scott Kistler, claims he is being targeted
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(59)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Detroit man attempts to throw over a prison yard fence a football filled with narcotics and cell phones. The pass was incomplete
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(43)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In today's least-surprising story, a World Cup match ended in a 0-0 draw
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(98)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Nest Labs overpriced smoke detector is back on the market, and will no longer set your house on fire
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki whose name is apparently Arabic for "Not Helping" defies Obama's calls to reach out to Sunnis and form a more inclusive government, tells the US to make it snappy with the air strikes and troops to save his ass
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(163)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Passengers complain about arbitrary rules for carry on baggage. Airlines say it's just consistent with their arbitrary policies on ticket prices, delays, cancellations
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(71)
 
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The 10 weirdest restaurants in the world. If you've ever wanted to eat a meal in a mine, a prison or an active volcano, you're in luck (not a slideshow)
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(51)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama explains how even though she received an education from Harvard and Princeton she couldn't figure out how to feed her children a healthy diet. So how are the stupid masses supposed to figure it out?
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese World Cup fan dies due to sleep deprivation, because there's no possibility something else might have gone down
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(45)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network to reboot the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, great, another cartoon for little girls with an inappropriate adult male fanbase
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(106)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Old controversy: gays in the military. New controversy: Military at the gay pride parade
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(61)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Newly released court documents confirm that prisoners who escaped a Quebec prison, were planning an escape attempt
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(19)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In today's least-surprising story, a World Cup match ended in a 0-0 draw
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dogs' reactions to a human barking are priceless
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(14)
 
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what's been killing zealous French mushroom pickers, and surprisingly it isn't mushroom farmers
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky town, tired of higher gas prices than surrounding areas, turns to the only obvious solution: socialism
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(51)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police save raccoon with peanut butter jar stuck on its head. Surprisingly, no bullets were used during the course of this rescue
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Exxon tries to blame high gas prices on taxes. Bonus: they include a map detailing exactly how much each state pays. Guess who pays the most?
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(200)
 
(The Root)
 
 
 
Another school shooting rocks the nation. Well, substitute "Waffle House" for "school," and change "rocks the nation" to "surprises nobody"
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(138)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"...schools have tried to avoid the ambiguity by mandating that students get explicit verbal permission before making any sexual advance...The only way around the rule is if students have a prior verbal agreement to use a pre-arranged hand signal"
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(198)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With Priceline buying OpenTable and multiple restaurant reservation scalpers operating openly, the cutthroat business of reservations is increasingly driven by apps, not eateries. "We see reservations changing from a cost center to a revenue stream"
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(40)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Top six tips for avoiding TV spoilers in our connected world. Surprisingly, only one of them is "get over it"
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(24)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If Baghdad falls, today's gas prices will "look like a bargain in a couple weeks". Happy vacation season, everyone
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(261)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
7th Circuit Court unanimously rules Indiana prison cannot place prisoner in solitary confinement for doing what Indiana prison ordered him to do
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(54)
 
(Pixeltrek)
 
 
 
Engage yourself in exploring the U.S.S. Enterprise D, including all those restrooms you always wondered about. Make it so
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(71)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: 911 dispatcher tells rape victim to "Quit crying." Worse: The dispatcher won't face a reprimand
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(94)
 
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
For those of you who are new to our country: it may come as a surprise, but the IRS will not call you at home and threaten to deport you as a way to get you to load money onto Home Depot gift cards
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(26)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Four players the Boston Red Sox should consider trading before the deadline. Surprisingly, someone narrowed down the list to just four
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(20)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Academic publisher tries to stop publication of paper on price-gouging in academic publishing
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(70)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Saving private copyright, featuring Tom Hanks
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(25)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
It took a startup 7 years to make a cup. Inflation must have driven the price to $199
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(67)
 
(Cigars International)
 
 
 
The FDA wants to jack up the price of your cigars. You can submit a comment on the regulation but they probably won't listen anyway
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(49)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
3D printing with Nutella. This could be the greatest invention ever
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(18)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The sad, sorry decline of George Will from Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist to Fox News wannabe
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(60)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
89 inmates escape from Ford open prison in Sussex, England; an incident that would never have happened if they'd been kept in Chevy prison
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(54)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The worst part of Eric Cantor's surprising loss in VA's Republican primaries? Congress might never pass the Republican alternative to Obamacare that they've worked so hard on
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(124)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mormon Church excommunicates woman who asked to become a priest, obviously because it would lead to the slippery slope of polyandry
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(85)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
How bad are Nevada's Democratic candidates for Governor? "None of these candidates" won the primary
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(31)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That unknown Tea party guy who knocked off Eric Cantor in the primary? I'm sure you will be shocked to learn that he is a " Christian Dominionist" who thinks the federal government is trying to turn us all into serfs
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(336)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man gets penis stuck in pipe for two days, and his excuse is priceless
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(112)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of decapitating grandfather, heads off to prison
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(35)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"It has become another form of lobbying for corporations or wealthy ideologues to underwrite 'independent' research and get their ideas into the policy bloodstream without fingerprints"
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(47)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cops wrongly arrest woman who has the same name as wanted suspect, extradite her to another state, imprison her, realize mistake a month later, let her go, then arrest her again for same reason, woman gets ready to sue, the Aristocrats
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(123)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The man who beat Eric Cantor likes to talk about how he stood up to the "intellectual elite while at Princeton." Just not *that* Princeton
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(140)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
As Britain's Prince Philip turns 93, here's a collection of 23 of his most outstanding quotes, suggesting the British view the Royal Family not as sovereign figureheads but more like free cable
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who came up with the administration's "blame the video" strategy after the Benghazi attacks? You might be surprised to find out it was the current Democratic presidential front-runner
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(95)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unusual Pringles flavors
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(39)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just in case you have no idea about what kind of crazy just took the primary from top Republican Eric Cantor, here's the low down on this unknown economics professor
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(312)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Springfield officers bust heroin-possessing stripper driving home from work at 3 AM for running red light, note that "she did not have enough clothing on to conceal the illegal narcotic"
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA designs a real life Starship Enterprise that can travel at speeds faster than light without breaking Einstein's theories
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(109)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama loses even more democratic support as flaming liberal Eric Cantor loses Virginia primary to Tea Party challenger Dave Brat
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(960)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
School principal cancels entire summer reading list program, because it contains a book that has a "positive view of questioning authority" and "lauds hacker culture." Pick up that can, student
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(79)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Days before World Cup, Brazilian authorities show off prison cells where British fans will be allowed to stay free of charge
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(14)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft says it has a prime Wii U title developed and ready to hit shelves, but it won't release it until the Nintendo console sales are no longer in the toilet. Until then, company says, Wii U owners can enjoy another version of Just Dance
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister blames ISIS for recent attack upon Mosul, over-reliance on phrasing
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(50)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
NPR stations given heads up that network will refer to California Chrome's ownership group "Dumbass Partners" on air without bleeping, and that they should handle offended church ladies as appropriate
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(58)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, aliens, spaceships and robots feature heavily in the coolest sci-fi book covers ever
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spain's 8 year old princess is set to become the leader of the military. First order of business: painting the subs pink with glitter and adding little Hello Kitty pictures on them
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(70)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
And so the federal government confiscation of private banking accounts begins... but only in Australia, so don't you worry because it's 'over there'
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five surprising facts about dolphin sex - or - I accidentally did it on porpoise
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vegas shooters' Facebook "likes" included Operation American Spring, Alex Jones, "Support the Second Amendment," "I Will Not Vote for Obama," Conservative America, "Don't Tread on Me," Ron Paul, the NRA, Americans for Prosperity, and FreedomWorks
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(485)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Tyson to buy Hillshire for $7.7 billion, beating Pilgrim's Pride. After beating Pilgrims Pride, he vowed to tattoo their face after biting their ear off
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Herd of goats nearly tramples over two women. WARNING: CAPRIC CONTENT
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Say, we know that you're a Democrat and all, but if you'd help us keep Obamacare out of our state, we'll make sure you and your daughter get really cushy private jobs. Oh no. This is not a bribe. No not at all *snicker*"
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Capitalism can bring the price down, making it less expensive to purchase a finished product. Oh, and Missouri isn't #1 in meth production. THANKS MEXICO
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(28)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg hold off Hamilton? Can Vettel maintain P3 with the Williams breathing down his neck? Your Grand Prix du Canada discussion thread
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(315)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shaq sells his Orlando home for the low low price of $10. That's not a typo, $10
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(24)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marvel selects Peyton Reed to direct Ant Man. Reed's superhero credits include Yes Man, The Break-Up, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and Bring It On
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of the toughest, most brilliant and spectacular virtuoso acts for piano solo, Franz Liszt Mephisto Waltz No.1 played on a junk "saloon" upright. Jozef Kapustka at King's Cross St. Pancras Eurostar terminal, London (March 2014)
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(25)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donut sales will be negatively impacted by the rising price of coffee
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(35)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
A graduating senior who lost both his mother and father notices every student giving the principal $6 when they were called up to collect their diploma and follows suit, not knowing it was going to a good cause. Damn dusty in here
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(32)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Priests to Vatican: We would like the right to get married. Oh we'll still be celibate, because marriage pretty much dries up sex anyway, amirite? HI YO
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The best women's prison movies. No, not that kind, pervert
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two drummers cover the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song together. Still fresh and very tasty
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(12)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 121, with Eric "Axe Kick" Prindle vs James Thompson. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. Followed by RFA 15 on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress: Why didn't you tell us about the prisoner swap? President: Because you morons can't keep your mouths shut
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(127)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the Taliban treats their prisoners better than we treat the Taliban in Gitmo
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(120)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
1300 people lose electricity when dog-training tunnel from women's prison gets caught in power lines. No part of this makes sense
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(26)
 
(iAfrica)
 
 
 
On the downside, you're going to prison. On the upside, the court formally acknowledged that you have a big penis
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, what if there was a memo written by Bush lawyers that gave Obama all the cover he needed to release any prisoners he wanted to from Gitmo? Gosh, that would be ironic, huh?
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(106)
 
(westsussextoday)
 
 
 
Actors dressed as Nazis invade the second biggest airport in the United Kingdom to shoot scenes for the world war II film 'Woman in Gold' starring Helen Mirren and Ryan Reynolds. Not surprisingly a lot of people have a problem with this
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(35)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Cool subway map alphabet prints - getting from A to B without some big guy sweating all over you
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(5)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vin Scully fondly remembers Don Zimmer. Effortlessly priceless memories
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apple could eliminate the iPhone's inexpensive, ubiquitous headphone jack in favor of its own proprietary connector. How, you ask? Beats me
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(147)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Local printer is surprised to receive an order for business cards. Name: Kevin Spacey. Occupation:Badass
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(30)
 
(Yellowhammer News)
 
 
 
What do you think of when you hear Alabama and Mississippi? Rednecks and bubbas? College football domination? Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee and the Senate Banking Committee? Wait, what?
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(18)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
While Hillary Clinton backpedals on her support for prisoner exchange with Taliban, Joe Biden remains in the comfortable position of having no opinion
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The TEA party has declared another RINO hunt, backing an upstart challenger running in the GOP primary to unseat that wishy-washy, secret liberal icon of the GOP establishment: Eric Cantor. Yes, seriously
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(45)
 
(Reset thge Net)
 
 
 
June 5 is Reset the Net day. A push for greater internet privacy, including from the NSA. Here's their Privacy Pack so you can upgrade
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(89)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A HS teacher of 30 yrs. decides to spice up an award ceremony making it an evening of profanity, jokes about a priest having sex with kids, and a box of sex toys. Surprisingly, some parents seemed to have a problem with this
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(77)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Principal comes out to students during gay pride celebration. Most Principals would have just gotten their head shaved or wore a funny tie
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(107)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
24% of Americans have stopped buying online because of security breaches. The other 76% still purchase items because a Nigerian prince has informed them they've won the lottery
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Price of NY Rangers playoff tickets at Madison Square Gardens reaches $8,600. Yankees fans say that sounds about right if you include two hot dogs and a beer
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(49)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As if being defeated in a primary isn't bad enough, you also get popped by the feds the next day for perjury and election fraud? Boy, do you suck at this or what?
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
OK, kids. I know it's senior prank season and all, but let's review: Pranks that cause damage or require school money be spent to clean up? Not funny. Hiring a four-piece mariachi band to trail your principal in the halls for 2 hours? Very funny
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(115)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thanks to Ronald Reagan, Bruce Springsteen became political to help the working man. Okay, so maybe "in spite of," not "thanks to" President Reagan
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(40)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sprint and T-Mobile finally agree to terms on $32 billion merger, citing crappy network and repeated dropped calls for delaying the deal for so long
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(46)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, why hasn't Hasbro released Megatron, Soundwave, Jazz, and Optimus Prime toys as an '80s hair band?" then boy is there a set at SDCC that will make you rock with joy
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(27)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Election Returns show that voters in Northern California were split on two pro-secession advisory ballot measures, appropriately enough
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The voting has barely begun in today's high-profile primary showdown in MS between the Tea Party and the GOP establishment, but the winner is already clear: High-dollar GOP "consultants" and "strategists" who have made a mint on this race
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(33)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise to many, but apparently Apple, the company which until recently had the most humble CEO on the planet, has a history of talking smack about their competitors
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(38)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sad: Losing the primary election you were running in. Embarrassing: finding out live, on national TV. Humiliating: The host further informing you you managed to win only 5.7% of the vote
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(44)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
So Prince William (The future King of England) 'really likes Linkin Park'
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(40)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Listen to the police call where a woman rings up over an ice cream sprinkles argument - "He's put bits on one side and none of the other. He's refusing to give me my money back"
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(22)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dinosaur trafficker gets three months in prison where he will regularly confront the one dinosaur he doesn't want to meet, lickalotofass
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(12)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
To absolutely no one's surprise Maureen Dowd is really bad at getting high. "I felt a scary shudder go through my body and brain. I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me"
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(181)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Adrianne Curry in Princess Leia slave outfit. New hotness: Maitland Ward in Princess Leia slave outfit
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(82)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The dickbag Sandy Hook sign-stealing truther has been caught. Surprise: He has documented mental issues
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hungarian Prime Minister wants to know if this whole "annexing parts of Ukraine that just happen to have enclaves of people who speak your language" is a private Russain party or can anyone play?
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(67)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama holds primary elections today with Republicans offering $1000 bounty for information on anyone commiting felony voter fraud. What could possibly go wrong?
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(92)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mathematician calculates the best time to arrive at the airport. Read without delay and be surprised
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(30)
 
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Expert: Obama broke the law with prisoner exchange and it is yet another impeachable offense by him
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(226)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If the Tea Party wins the primary in Mississippi, could that spur the Democrats to win the senate seat? In related news, if I eat bacon from a pig that just flew out my butt, will I find the leprechaun's gold too?
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(50)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Catholic Church comes up with novel new defense by saying one of their Priests wasn't "on duty" when he molested young boys. Police across the country are shocked they didn't come up with this first as a way to cover their asses when cops screw up
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(109)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama: Look, we talked to Congress about doing prisoner swaps to get our boys back and get rid of our Gitmo prisoners. Ya know what happened? They did nothing and we had a closing window. Why does Congress hate American soldiers?
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(210)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Priest offers blessings for parishioners' smartphones to help with battery afterlife
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
UCSB shooter was a quiet man who kept to hims ... I'm sorry, EVERYBODY knew he was psychotic from back in his Elementary School days & is not surprised in the least
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(118)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Gravity" movie trailer wins top prize. Producers get called onstage to receive an Osc
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(6)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Imagine 30 million Americans standing in front of the White House yelling "Benghazi" That's what the few actual members of Operation American Spring were doing until they were dispersed by police
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(158)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
First 3-D printing company opens in North America. FARK: It displaces jobs held by Chinese workers
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jesus said to love. They hate. Jesus said to turn the other cheek. They attack. Jesus said to pray in private. They pray publicly. Jesus said to forgive. They plot revenge. Jesus loved the poor. They worship Kochs
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(248)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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(51)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sonic's and Chili's don't care if you legally own your guns, they just ask that you don't bring them in to their establishments. Not surprisingly some gun owners have a problem with this
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(531)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
MIT researchers design self-assembling 3D printed robot. Skynet seen taking notes
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In what should be a surprise to no one at this point, it turns out that the NSA has been collecting millions of faces from web images. Just another day in the "new normal" of the post-9/11 world
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(102)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Price of meat is going up, but veggies can mimic your favorite fleshy dishes, even take on smoky, savory flavors and textures of meat: "If you have the right texture you can fool just about anyone's taste buds into thinking they're eating meat"
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(128)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything. And it just sold for half the original price
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(23)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The 100 most-edited Wikipedia articles. Surprisingly Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin didn't make the list
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activists who lobbied government to require abortion doctors have hospital admitting privileges are now lobbying hospitals to revoke abortion doctors' admitting privileges
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why did Steve from Blue's Clues abruptly leave the show? He saw a blue paw print on a package of Rogaine and one on a photo of Patrick Stewart, for starters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron to Gwyneth Paltrow on inappropriate metaphors: "This is how it's done"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Glorious Russian cat stands at attention during National Anthem. Does your puny American cat show the same amount of pride in his country, or just lie there licking its nether regions when your anthem plays?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington football team asks Twitter to share "Redskins Pride" with Harry Reid, and Twitter responds as expected. Bonus tweet: "What a clown show. I hate my team"
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Who would you say is the typical first-time heroin user in America? If you guessed middle-class, white woman from the suburbs, drive on down from Oak Park Heights in your 2013 Honda Odyssey and pick up your prize
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Thu May 29, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Did we learn nothing from the first subprime mortgage crack-up? Don't answer that... looks like we're going to crash and burn again
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If your high school yearbook is filled with so many spelling errors and typos that your principal might have to reissue a digital version, it's pretty much a given that you live in Fark's favorite state
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Duchess of Cambridge tells Prince William that if he can't man up and drink his dram of whisky to take one of "the girly ones" at distillery tour
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: "It's only a matter of time before Uncle Sam holds a gun to my head and forces me to marry my six children, my cat Sprinkles, the Washington Monument, and the rotting corpse of George Washington"
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(Boing Boing)