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500 headlines found matching 'PRI'
Tue September 30, 2014
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Can't wait for your iWatch? For $35, you can print your own. Sort of
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(6)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Professor thinks ISIS would behead fewer people if everyone drove a Prius
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich finally reveals why Metallica have sucked for the past twenty years. Still no explanation for the ten years prior to that
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(53)
 
(WTFark)
 
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HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Austrailia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.
 
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Surprise. Obamacare
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Apple successfully rips off LA school district for $1 billion in educationally bankrupt iPad 4's at full sticker price, thanks to support of corrupt superintendents. To be fair, Apple never promulgated "don't be evil" corporate credo
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Remember the kid who wanted a cat and lasers in his yearbook photo? His Principal agreed... But only if she and her rescue dog could appear in the photo
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
White House dinner for Indian Prime Minister Modi will serve fast food
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(Salon)
 
 
 
In news that should surprise exactly no one, George Zimmerman and his family are paranoid, insane, greedy, gun-loving doomsday-prepper nutjobs
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walmart says that Tracy Morgan's injuries "were caused, in whole or in part, by plaintiffs' failure to properly wear an appropriate available seatbelt restraint device." Get your popcorn ready
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City commissioner claims his privacy was violated when caught downloading racist, sexual material onto city-provided iPad. Luckily he's an elected official, not just a city employee who'd be fired for such
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest interactive periodic table you'll see all day. Create compounds, play with properties. Total element of surprise for chemnerds
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think all pro tennis players are totally motivated by the prize money? Meet Caroline Wozniacki, who forgot to pick up her $1.45 million check after the U.S. Open
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Secret Service Chief Reviews White House Breaches." I'm surprised she has time to start a fashion blog
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Is Activision Blizzard's "Destiny" a flop? A look at how Activision's stock price has tanked since the game came out suggests 'Yes'
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(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, Texas Senator admits to suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The 10 worst cars ever built. Surprisingly, only three of them are British
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Want to run your 30-second commercial during "Modern Family," "Sunday Night Football" or "DWTS"? Here's which prime time shows give you the biggest advertising bang for the buck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's spring in Australia - so here is a list of things out to kill us. But at least it's warm and sunny
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(31)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
3D printed vehicles to be available in future car showrooms. Auto analysts predict first GM recall will be for running out of toner
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Sat September 27, 2014
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Man eats thousands of deep-fried Scotch eggs to find out where the best one is in Britain. His findings may surprise you
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(ESPN Scrum)
 
 
 
It's been a while since the sports tab has had a rugby thread. Let's fix that while watching the Wallabies as they try to sweep South Africa's Springboks
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(13)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By printing random names on bottles in a ridiculous marketing ploy, Coca-Cola saw its sales increase for the first time in ten years
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(38)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hikers climbing Mt Ontake in Japan get the surprise of their lives when it unexpectedly erupts. With "time to get new underwear" video
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(48)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Satan worshipper says prison chaplain treated his religion differently from others, wants $150k and a decapitated chicken for his troubles
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(54)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Complex molecule detected in space. Implement the Omega Directive immediately. All other priorities have been rescinded
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(47)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
"A primeval erotic force merely visiting Earth in the guise of a 20-something French sex kitten"
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Earlier in the week, back-up Washington Redskins QB Kirk Cousins very diplomatically said "this is still Robert's team " when asked by reporters. Last night, he proved that by throwing five picks in a 45-14 prime time loss to the woeful Giants
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama has bombed seven different countries
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The true story of a man suffering from potato. Surprisingly it is not Torg
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(43)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines cuts winter flights. Apparently they are still waiting for half the planes to arrive that took off during the spring
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(14)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans are just like you and drive Priuses, grow beards and get tattooed
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(219)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama addresses falling oil prices
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(39)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Price of lemons reaches record levels due to California drought, fewer harvests, additional dealer prep charges by GM
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza a political prisoner, even though convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza isn't going to prison for the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen's first seven albums are getting remastered and will be released in an elegant boxed set much like The Eagles boxed set from a few years ago
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Wed September 24, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
You're poor, so you have to take out a sub-prime loan. And then you miss a payment. Good luck making it to work because your car won't start
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(204)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Who could have known a violent sex offender released from prison would offend again? Oh the parole board? Well I guess that's different
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You ever been run over by a sprint car... on weed?
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(96)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones and Doctor Who and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and yes this exists
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(6)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Kids are drinking a potentially dangerous cocktail of prescription drugs and soft drinks called a Dirty Sprite, which is not to be confused with Purple drank, which is not to be confused with Sizzurp, which is not be confused with Codeine Cola
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(96)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Don't go trick-or-treating here. Springfield apartment building consists entirely of Level 3 sex offenders
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
John Kerry, representing the country with the largest prison population on earth and whose states routinely execute juveniles and the mentally handicapped, urges North Korea to shut its "evil" prison system
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio addresses the United Nations and demands urgent action on climate change. It's like he thinks he's king of the world
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Tue September 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Realizing that they've been out-villainous-assholed by ISIS and are losing front page headline status, Boko Haram decides to release a portion of the 200 schoolgirls they abducted back in April
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Psst. Hey pal. I got 748 gallons of primo hydro here that just fell off the back of a truck. You interested?
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(74)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently, "going postal" is being privatized
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If you climb a fence, go through some hedges, and jump 18 feet down into a moat, don't be surprised if the tiger on the other side decides to come and play with you. To death
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(72)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist says, "Who gives a sh*t about pennies? Let's abolish printed and minted currency altogether"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how many days Bill Murray's character spends on February 2nd in the movie Groundhog Day? Luckily for you these guys have figured it out. The answer may surprise you
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike its creators and writers, the actors of Lost discover series killed their careers. "Some of these folks are actually sitting pretty with cushy primetime TV gigs, albeit mostly on shows your grandparents like to watch after Wheel of Fortune"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You can now use your 3D printer to make Nutella (vid)
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Next up for President Peace Prize: a trillion-dollar expansion of US nuclear-weapons capabilities
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(93)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Space X Falcon 9 successfully blasted off to the ISS, carrying the first 3D printer ever sent into space
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(76)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
A new app called Cuddlr allows strangers to meet up for random hugs in public, or private. What could possibly go wrong?
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(74)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the first CD printed in the United States was released and it was, fittingly, Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Marijuana users turn to dating sites that cater exclusively to pot smokers. Not surprisingly, all profile pictures suffer from red eye
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(89)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the surprise? Surgical billing surprise
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(160)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercs and Red Bull, Lewis, Nico, Daniel and Seb. Did you expect anything less? It's F1 at Marina Bay for the Singapore Grand Prix, 20:00 local | 12:00 GMT | 08:00 EDT
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some girls have to kiss a lot of frogs to find their princes. This little girl just had to go see the Foo Fighters
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(18)
 
(Electronista)
 
 
 
Patent troll Linex gets their ass handed to them to the tune of $18.6 million by California judge, who used an April SCOTUS ruling allowing for reversal of legal fees when companies sue on a known-baseless claim
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(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
College football's most and least expensive towns. "The highest priced tickets aren't always for the best teams"
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(22)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six Iranians sentenced to one year in prison and 91 lashes for dancing to Pharrell Williams' song Happy. I don't know about you but that sounds right to me
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(54)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Former babysitter of the year candidate who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for leaving a 9-month-old boy in the bathtub unsupervised for an hour while she checked Facebook is demanding a new trial because she's deaf
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(59)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
2014 Ig Nobel Prizes in weird science revealed: Bacon-stuffed nostrils, polar bear costumes & the science of dog doo
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(4)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thai prime minister apologizes for implying that criminals do not murder ugly women
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Grey Is The New Orange: elderly prison population confused by modern world upon parole
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart calls out the NFL on its idiocy, saying that the organization needs to reexamine its priorities since beer companies have become its moral touchstone
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(36)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan Bipartisanship; Republican Party Chairman is suing a Republican Lieutenant Governor for allowing a former Republican to supplant the Democrat on the ticket... to protect the civil rights of the Democrats who were voting in the primary
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
House of Representatives approves Obama plan to arm Syrian rebels, win second Nobel Peace Prize
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(Mike Rowe)
 
 
 
It got to the point where I could no longer hear the words "reality" or "unscripted" without hearing Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride - "You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means"
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Hey, since we're privatizing all the other functions of government, why not the levying of taxes?
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had nine days in the 'How long will sponsors like Anheuser-Busch, Pepsico, McDonald's, Campbell's Soup and Visa to speak out about the way the NFL handled the Rice and Peterson scandals' come up and claim your prize... A Ray Rice jersey
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(42)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at how prisons got taken over by gangs
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(97)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
RadioShack gets free two-day shipping when the entire company is purchased with Amazon Prime
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(43)
 
(The Score)
 
 
 
With about three weeks until the NHL season starts up again, the Dallas Stars have decided that what their team desperately needs is a new mascot. They would also ask that you ignore that it looks like the offspring of the Grinch & Oscar the Grouch
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(74)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
In defiance of Catholic Church tradition, a rebel priest marries 20 couples, some of who were already living together or had previously been married. And by "rebel priest", I mean "Pope Francis"
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(112)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman begins counting her massive Slinky collection in quest of new world's record, hopes to be done by Spring
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(10)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that there are UFO-based religious orders out there. It's not even that surprising that there are, in fact, quite a decent number of them. What may be surprising is that several of them are flourishing and gaining new members
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(54)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, pop star admits to drug abuse and lying to media
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla CEO: "I think our stock price is kind of high right now." Investors: "Sell"
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, a fairytale 'happily ever after' means 'the Handsome Prince was booked on kidnapping and sexual exploitation of a minor charges'
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New study, surprisingly not done by oil industry, blames leaky wells rather than fracking for groundwater contamination
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A week in jail and a £1,000 fine for dancing? It's more likely than you think, Private Smith
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(25)
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
World's first 3D printed car unveiled in Chicago, immediately declared inferior by lovers of New York style 3D printing
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(39)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Canon printer hacked to play Doom in what is being called "the best method of proving a security flaw ever"
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(34)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
KFC Japan unveils KFC chicken keyboard to celebrate Colonel Sanders' birthday, will give it away as top prize to lucky contest winner. Other prizes include chicken USB memory stick and 3D-printed chicken earrings
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(25)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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(81)
 
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
Map shows the rankings of the seven deadly sins across the US. Not surprisingly, Southerners have a lot of pride and Californians are greedy bastards
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(43)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
California man held in Pyongyang allegedly had the "wild ambition" of doing hard time in a North Korean prison so he could check out the human rights situation. For the next 6 years, North Korea will be happy to oblige
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Miami or Buffalo be the "surprise" team? Can Dallas, New England and New Orleans bounce back? How badly will the 'Hawks mangle the Bolts? And will anyone watch St. Louis at Tampa Bay? All this and more in your Week 2 NFL Conversation
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(3047)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two counties in Arizona are reporting that they had more ballots cast than registered voters in last month's primary elections, which either means the dead have come back to vote or it could be aliens
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(63)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Principals in the Chicago Public School system upset because janitorial work got privatized and now their schools are full of trash. They're also upset with the lack of cleanliness
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(91)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that surprises exactly nobody, Rob Ford withdraws from his reelection campaign
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(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Prince Harry, Happy 30th birthday. Enjoy your £13,000,000. Love, Diana
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(30)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Convicted killer of three students at an Ohio high school cafeteria has escaped from prison. Search is currently underway. Update: He's been captured. Other inmate he escaped with is still on the loose
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(205)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
With puck drop less than a month away, the NHL introduces new rules which will be completely forgotten aboot come mid April
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(50)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman joins the cast of Ted 2, will almost definitely wind up saying "tittysprinkles" at some point in the film
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(47)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.S. milk prices hit a record high. Distributors immediately accused of doing a little skimming off the top
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(59)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Ryan Leaf violates parole, is sentenced to five years in prison. Which he won't be forced to serve, because being Ryan Leaf is already a pretty harsh sentence
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(49)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because you've sent Bristol Palin 1,000 messages on Facebook so you think that means she likes you doesn't mean it's cool to fly all the way up to Alaska to surprise her in her driveway
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(60)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
With free food, showers, laundries and gyms offered at work, a surprisingly large number of Google employees are living in company's parking lot
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(61)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks leaves 11-digit handprint in the cement at the old Grauman's Chinese Theatre; Ron Jeremy: "Meh, it's been done"
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(64)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
You can now carry a 3D printable wind turbine around with you to power your laptop if you find just plugging into an outlet too much work (pic)
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook to use animated dinosaur to help users adjust privacy settings, because nobody would click to get rid of Barney
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(23)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. Your final primary day before the big election in November. Which Democrat will win the governor's race in MA? Will Scott Brown jokes finally come to an end? Which gubernatorial races will be hotly contested? Polls close at 8pm
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(63)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A 70 yard long Batmobile? A Hawaii 5-0 surfer? Both not a problem for the Ohio State Marching Band as they do a TV Land halftime tribute. (w/bonus surprise at 8:30)
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(19)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Orton recover what Roman stole from him? Will Rusev finally eat his peas? Plus, a shock paternity test and a last-ditch Bella intervention, this week on Jerry Springer (8pm est, USA/WWE 9.99)
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(1151)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Hiddleston performs as Hank Williams at music festival in Michigan. Results are surprisingly good
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(34)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Reddit user who worked so hard to get all those hacked nude photos out into the world wants to have his privacy back
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(282)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Republicans say that gas prices are rising, which is true since in the past two years they have risen by -$0.40 per gallon
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(88)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Ex-New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin reports to federal prison today to begin his 10-year-sentence on 20 corruption convictions, is expected to be the frontrunner in the 2026 mayor's race when he gets out
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smallest house in the world goes on sale for the itty bitty price of, uh, $450,000
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince William and Duchess Kate expecting a second child, fulfilling the prophecy of the Sith
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(53)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A glimpse of what our beloved series of tubes will look like without net neutrality. Only available to those with priority access to fark.com
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(79)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Sports collectables company made $50 million last year because everything a ballplayer touches has a price - even a groundskeeper's rake signed by Derek Jeter
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(8)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
Hamilton has the pole, Nico is in his back pocket and Bottas just wants them both to crash. It's Monza, the Italian F1 Grand Prix. Lights go out at 14:00 local | 12:00 GMT | 08:00 EDT | 07:00 CDT | 05:00 PDT
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(91)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will get the last Chase spot? Who may end up with an "itch" on their arm? Will those sprinklers stay off this time? It's the Federated Auto Parts 400 from Richmond (7:30PM ET, ABC)
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(681)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
NFL teams moving to variable pricing for their games, so that big rivalry game might cost you a little more than seeing them play a known doormat
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(38)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ricketts: Wrigley Field attendance has been declining since 2008, the economy sucks, and we haven't won a World Series in more than 100 years. We need to do something. Epstein: Raise season ticket prices? Ricketts: Genius
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(26)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When the people of Estonia want to cool off, they dive into an underwater prison filled with algae-covered razor wire and rusty machine parts
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apartments in London compared to prison cells, except without the meal service
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(20)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China's energy demand will consume 80% more than the US by 2035. And with 50 new coal plants in the pipeline, the chances of reducing their carbon footprint are nil. The best they can hope for is to shift the smog away from their cities
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(79)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia now has its own Birther movement, suspect their British born Prime Minister may hold dual citizenship
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming up on "Pawn Stars," the Prime Minister of France hocks the Mona Lisa to pay his country's debts
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(59)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Twerking "'This is nothing like Footloose" See, told ya so
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(85)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The Same TN juvenile prison where 32 inmates did their impression of "The Shawshank Redemption" last week, is this week staging a recreation of the Attica prison riots
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(21)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Three people attacked by dogs in Seattle. Were they Chihuahuas? I bet they were Chihuahuas. *reads article* Well, that's a surprise
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(185)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Latest overpaid, over pampered CEO to come under fire for his jet set lifestyle while leaving a massive carbon footprint is...wait for it
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(139)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Could the Saints-Falcons rivalry be the biggest rivalry in pro football? It goes beyond the sport and represents Southern Pride
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(242)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Facebook's autoplay feature found to be pushing users over their mobile data limits." (Verizon, AT&T, and Sprint like this)
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(136)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What is the appropriate volume level for a threesome on your birthday?
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(99)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you've just gotten out of prison earlier this morning, do you think you could at least have the courtesy to wait until after your 'Welcome Home' party before you shoot a guy in the parking lot?
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(52)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Princeton University demands employee stop taking life-saving medicine or be fired
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(113)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having private photos stolen and posted on the internet isn't a scandal, it's a sex crime
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(822)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Experts say art found in Spanish cave made by Neanderthals. Well, it may be a bit primitive, but that may be a rather harsh assessment, don't you think?
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all of those who never received your GUINNESS Bar Towel take this free shirt as a consolation prize while helping Elanco feed.the.world
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
USofA urges Israel to rethink, reverse plan to seizure of Palistinian land in West Bank, threatens strongly worded letter; Principal Caught, Sayof wanted for questioning
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(176)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers not familiar with recent marijuana legalization say they're surprised by how much harmful ozone-causing chemicals are drifting into the Colorado mountains from urban and rural areas below
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(33)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
103-year-old Japanese sprinter challenges Usain Bolt to a race. Race to what, exactly, we're not sure
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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(1)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'before she's even out of a coma' in the 'How long will it take Joan Rivers' family to consider suing the doctor who was working on her when her heart stopped' come on up and collect your prize. It's a book of carpet samples
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(73)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A man Republicans can be proud of: Pennsylvania governor sticks it to the Obama administration with his "private" Medicaid plan; individuals being forced to pay premiums if they make $11,671 demonstrates his anti-Obamacare principles
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(77)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The violence of summer continues unabated in Chiraq, with twenty wounded in shootings and two dead from gunshots. Clearly, the only solution is even tougher gun control laws--and bigger prison sentences
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(108)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We'll beat anyone's price... or your french fries are FREEEEEEEEEEEE"
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(12)
 
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
GCA's and Geo Group's stocks have soared in value since the end of July. What do these companies do? Well, they run for-profit prisons with empty beds and expecting a windfall out of undocumented adult and child immigrants
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(22)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel forced to explain that the surprise "Friends" reunion was scripted and rehearsed, since such awful acting never actually happens in real life
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(21)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
33-year-old slice of Princess Diana's wedding cake auctioned to highest bidder, Jacopo Peterman
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worker beaming with pride on a box well carried
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(20)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Government; because you sometimes rent your farm out for weddings, it's no longer "private property", but a public utility, and you must allow gay weddings in your house, regardless of your religious beliefs
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(558)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A bright, vivid pink gun gets a known gang leader a lengthy federal prison sentence
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunning satellite images show the Arctic ice cap is growing, and Al Gore is actually living as a snow-encrusted man in his vast private ice kingdom, with his own freeze-ray and a diet of nothing but polar bear meat and icicles
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(174)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Guy designs 3D printer that can make stuff out of concrete, builds a castle in his back yard
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(66)
 
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball player tries to hit a 186mph fastball from a pitching machine. His reaction? Priceless. His reaction time? Not so much
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If an electric car and a bicycle had drunken sex together and spawned an offspring, it would be the Twike
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(50)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fingerprints on Legos help police solve a two-decade cold case
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Privileged white guys on Fox News agree that there's no such thing as white privilege
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(354)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Come shop at Goodwill for great prices on used golf clubs, women's shoes, human skulls
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Get a spine already. Here, I printed one for you
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(28)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(320)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
For the past year or so, US fracking has prevented gas prices from going bonkers every time some nut feels like getting his jihad on
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince to release two new albums this fall. Which is great news to anyone who is still living in the summer of 1985
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When it's raining chairs and beer bottles from a 16th floor balcony, it should surprise no one when the culprit turns out to be a naked man on a cocaine binge
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(20)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon tries to take ownership of mythical Springfield with new Simpsons mural
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the guy who managed to set his head on fire doing the ice bucket challenge was waving a confederate flag
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(52)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which candidate stomped a mudhole in his opponents to win the GOP primary for Arizona governor? Doug Ducey, the former CEO of COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE
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(52)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Man accused of carjacking scooter, complete loss of pride
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(19)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Virginia's staunchly anti-gay former governor, Bob McDonnell, is now living with a gay Catholic priest
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(88)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Library to exhibit world's first image of Frankenstein's monster, from 1831 printing of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Instead of bolts and scars, he had ripped abs and tree-trunk thighs
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(44)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gas prices to rise on Isle of Man, affecting everyone who currently pays for man gas
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious bombing in Libya last week? No? Well we found out who bombed. Egypt and the UAE. The UAE? The UAE has their own bombers? I thought they just catapulted prisoners and had them go "BOOM" when they hit?
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
2015 Corvette Z06 has a base price tag of $79,000, which is still cheaper than a penile implant
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(138)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly gets checked on his perception of "white privilege." By none other than Megyn Kelly
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(144)
 
(MSN News NZ)
 
 
 
Fishermen in Norway have caught a record 729 whales this year. They were reminded to save the whales, trade them for fabulous prizes
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(25)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Burger King threatens to move to Canada, where it would be known as Burger Prime Minister
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(149)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The staff of the LA Times rates each MLB park. Surprisingly Dodger Stadium not in the top 5
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(67)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLS' method of assigning where prize free agents will play can be charitably described as EENY MEENY MINEY MOE
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare Superman comic sells for $3.2 million - a staggering 3.2 billion percent increase from its original price
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(76)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor calls to imprison gays for "ten years hard labor." Earlier drafts, however, read, "ten years hard, sweaty, muscle-y labor"
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(203)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Simpsons showrunner offers up an idea for the final episode. We go back to the beginning, because life is like a continuous loop. A donut of life, as it were. Covered in rainbow sprinkles of change. Mmmm, rainbow sprinkled donuts... *drools*
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(148)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
We all have a calling in life. This man's calling was to be the high priest of oysters in Alaska
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How the Uncertainty Principle applies to live news streaming. Heisenberg nods
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(9)
 
(KMTV Omaha)
 
 
 
Cops close to solving armed robbery at Wet 'n' Wild after following curious trail of wet footprints and ice cream drips
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
So here's some fun cosplay: Disney Princess Battle Armor
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(71)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do you drive one of the ten most stolen cars? COME AND FIND OUT WHERE YOUR PRIUS RANKS. Just kidding. No one wants to steal a Prius
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(112)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police near Pittsburgh have issued a be-on-the-lookout alert for what? A) An escaped prisoner who is considered armed and dangerous, B) A bobcat that has been stalking joggers, or C) An alligator that is estimated to be three feet long
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(26)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Miniature 3D printed cities let you play Sim City, Godzilla, offline
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(54)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
2 races to go this season. Is Power going to continue his domination, or can Castroneves or even Pagenaud stand a chance today? It's the GoPro Grand Prix of Sonoma (4:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(129)
 
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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(117)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five creative ways to lower your medical bills. 'Don't get the ebola' surprisingly not among them
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(33)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Self-help guru who served prison time for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge returns to Arizona to host several motivational seminars on how to deal with a personal crisis
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(44)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Have Red Bull and Ferrari used the summer break to find some speed? Did Mercedes figure out where the gremlins preventing absolute domination were residing? This is your Belgian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 7:30am EDT
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(143)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is one primetime show that promotes feminism and features strong, central female characters essential to the plot. And that show is Bob's Burgers, where two of the three lead females are voiced by men
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(59)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leica celebrates 100 years of making the world's most astonishingly overpriced cameras
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(40)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will there be fistfights or objects being thrown? Will the winner have half a fender? It's the Bristol night race, the best race on the Sprint Cup schedule. Coverage begins at 7 PM on ABC and other stations... except for Wyoming; you're screwed
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(526)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
FXX triples its primetime audience thanks to reruns of The Simpsons
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you had one whole day for WBC to find an excuse not to go to Iraq, come get your prize
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(117)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Car dealership rolls back prices, auto loans, odometer readings
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(18)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's finally happened. Consumers' low wages have had a negative impact on Walmart's bottom line as well as its stock price, which is down by 6 percent since the start of 2014 while the S&P 500 is up by around that much
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(54)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook awards 'Internet Defense Prize.' On the other hand, they didn't say who they're defending
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(11)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Thai Fighter named Prime Minister. Pray I don't alter this deal again
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(42)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Kanye West's Yeezus Tour sneakers are now available to buy - and made from pony hair, unsurprisingly
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(11)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
After 45 years, Leonard Maltin's movie guide will cease print publication. Now who will continue to give movies like Laserblast three stars?
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(50)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Today's crazy Russian dashcam footage sees a man on a sport bike transition to a car in the most appropriately Russian way possible
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(49)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Republican presidential candidate does the "robot" at celeb-filled Hamptons party. Surprisingly, not THAT candidate
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(54)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wave of surprise
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(27)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Journalist attempts to go undercover in a prison. After Russia, China, Hong Kong, Laos, Japan, Jamaica, Sweden, Norway, France, and the UK say no due to safety, he's finally gets into an American 'concentration camp.' One guess as to who runs it
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you a film buff? Well here are seven surprise movie Easter eggs you definitely missed
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the age of incumbency that we're currently in, do we *really* need those silly primary things? I mean we all know that they're gonna win reelection. Isn't that right, Mr. Cantor?
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(25)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Some Sports Media Guy)
 
 
 
New allegation that Red Sox great Pedro Martinez took steroids in his prime arises, thanks to (a) MLB investigation (b) miffed dealer (c) Boston sports radio host trolling for calls during boring August
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you haven't bought a new gas can in the past few years, boy are you in for a surprise. "We are from the government and we're here to help". Buy extra paper towels
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(243)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We really would like you to come out and vote. We will even give you prizes if you do"
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(51)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Up for sale on eBay: a CGC 9.0 copy of Action Comics #1. A price you can't afford for a comic you can't even read
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California police find an illegal marijuana crop growing in a public park, estimate the value at $5 million. Hopefully, that dangerous crop of drugs will be destroyed and the culprits will enjoy the rest of their lives in prison
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(58)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Oil prices to rise drastically..who cares? They always fluctu...What? OLIVE oil prices? Nooooooo
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For decades, women were the primary buyers of men's underwear. But men today buy about 70% of their own underwear, which is why Jockey is using Babe Ruth, Buzz Aldrin and George Patton to sell the things
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
99-year-old sprinter sets world record with 59.8 second 100m run, which, come to think of it, is only a few seconds faster than you could manage
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(12)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Robin Willams' family and friends are having a small service for him in the San Francisco area and would like the media and others to respect their privacy. So for the love of FSM don't send your drone out to take pictures of the service
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(29)
 
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Man receives five years in prison for stealing four whole dollars from a bait car set up by police. I know I feel safer
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(179)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
These are the voyages of the USS Enterprise: 1964-2014
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(163)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Look, your honor, my client had immunity with the FBI for crimes he committed while being a rat. Surely, you can see that he should get an appeal? Prison is a tough thing for an 84-year-old mob boss who personally killed 11 people. Be reasonable
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(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New police chief in charge of Ferguson spends his first night meeting with protest leaders and walking the streets and -- surprise -- no riots. "I'm not afraid to be in this crowd"
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(173)
 
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
On October 19, seven spacecraft will accidentally run into Comet Siding Spring while feverishly snapping photos. No word if the comet is related to Sean Penn
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(27)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Need a step-by-step blueprint on how to sink a billion dollars into a disastrous website? The Government Accountability Office has you covered
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(76)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mastodon tusks and primitive tools discovered by fishermen in Chesapeake Bay suggest humans settled North America thousands of yahs earlier than believed
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors set to sign affiliation agreement with D-League basketball team, surprising Toronto fans who thought the Raptors were playing in one
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(14)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop despite rising tensions in Iraq and Ukraine. As strange as this seems, its only possible when a super consumer as China drops its demand
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(18)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Israeli firm relocates to New Jersey to lower operating costs, starts printing money
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(10)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Review writer: "Yes, I wrote about the black people in Missouri by describing one of them as a primate and saying another one looked like three fifths of Snoop Dogg, but you're the real racist for noticing"
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(152)
 
(The Grocer (UK))
 
 
 
Soaring world hazelnut prices threatening to turn daily essentials such as Nutella and Ferrero Rocher into once-a-month indulgences
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(19)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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(70)
 
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Arlene Martel, who played T'Pring in Star Trek's "Amok Time", dies at age 78
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(72)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Media honors Robin Williams' family's request for privacy by airing live aerials of his home
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(58)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After years of claiming the exact opposite, advocates of the Keystone XL pipeline vehemently deny that the pipeline will increase the global supply of oil or drive the price down, after a new study questions the project's impact on climate change
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(105)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
William Shatner's fear of flying, being swept up into The Nexus, is preventing him from taking Virgin's Enterprise into space
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(24)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"Robin Williams' 10 Best Musical Moments" somehow left out his Elmer Fudd singing Bruce Springsteen
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(83)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prime Minister al-Maliki files complaint against the president for trying to oust him in a coup. Dude, not to bring up the past, but Saddam would've just shot him and not worried about the paperwork
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart "needs to be put in prison for life"
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(210)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things we can learn from this article: 1) it's possible to remove your fingerprints completely, leaving your fingers as smooth as a baby's butt; 2) police are apparently familiar with fingerprinting baby's butts
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The exporting of US-style democracy to the Middle East gains its first major success, as the Iraqi prime minister is suing the president for violating the constitution
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(39)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama newspaper posts on Facebook asking for opinions on a privately-funded atheist display. A woman representing the Atheist group says her piece, and she is immediately pounced upon by Christians, who threaten to kill her
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(416)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Researchers who obviously have no idea how oil pricing works claim Keystone XL pipeline would lower oil prices by $3.00 per barrel
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(145)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey dropped by his record label, which should surprise absolutely no one, considering he just publicly blasted them for failing to support his newest album
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(38)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The surprising history of movie kissing will leave your mouth open
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Goodman sings Jailhouse Rock. From a jail cell. With dancing prisoners and cops. God I miss the Roseanne show
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(17)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
NYC celebrity chefs increasingly make it a PITA to order one of their high-end hamburgers, primarily because they fear it would be too popular. "I saw what the Black Label burger did to the Minetta [Tavern] dining room. It just takes over"
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ding dong the witch is dead." Is that an appropriate obituary opening?
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(40)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rogeting is the with it neoteric habitude whereas docents to appropriate. Sinister buttocks
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disneyland visits plummet after price raise. Just kidding, attendance is higher than ever
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(37)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Huge cash-only transactions; mules and private couriers; no names; hiding from government scrutiny: Inside the world of illicit drugs. Lethal injection drugs, that is
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(82)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Robo dog walks thanks to 3D printing. Vows "I'll be bark"
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's highest-paid sex worker makes twice as much as the prime minister, is a dude (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
So it turns out the population center of the SEC isn't too far from Tuscaloosa. Which shouldn't be surprising when you consider how many bandwagon fans they they have
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(10)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-Lion's quarterback Scott Mitchell will be reprising his career on The Biggest Loser this season
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(20)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama launches air strike on Iraq, cementing his record as Nobel Peace Prize winner with the most confirmed kills
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(637)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines stock trading suspended by Malaysian stock exchange to prevent stock price from... well, you know
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(12)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Man illegally tries to fly camera drone over Yellowstone Park's Grand Prismatic Spring, winds up in hot water
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(109)
 
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In bid to prod sites to not get so damn hacked all the time, Google's updated search algorithm now prioritizes secure HTTPS pages over plain old HTTP pages
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(20)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas teen faces life in prison for making pot brownies
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(225)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In a historic first, two members of the brutal Khmer Rouge regime have been tried for crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment, which, given the age of the defendants probably means about six months or so
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(57)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The owner was in the back seat, wearing nothing but a straw hat and a set of false teeth that had been skillfully attached to his private parts"
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(21)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Spending time with your grandmother when you're a kid is priceless - especially those days when she takes you shoplifting
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(27)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
These cool handcuffs come with a handy carrying case in case you suddenly find that you need to imprison a wizard
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sprint drops another one
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(11)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
A politician with morals, ethics, standards, and principles? You'd better believe she's resigning
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(85)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And what happened in Tuesday night's GOP primaries? It's all here including the President's cousin who compared Obama to Hitler losing his Kansas GOP primary and other assorted crazies
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(65)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iron ore prices corroding
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(14)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann finally slips her last sprocket and slides completely off the rails as she calls for confiscation of private land along the US border, and a tax rate of 100% on all money transfers or remittances to solve the immigration crisis
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, it's primary day again, folks. So let's sit back and watch the crazy fight the establishment with these seven races we should watch. This is the only time we'll ever give a damn about Tennessee or Kansas
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(49)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toyota reports surprise record profit on U.S. SUV demand, fact that their vehicles don't all come with factory-installed recalls
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(9)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The 2016 Republican presidential primaries will be pitting the GOP's Sam's Club base against the Republican country club elite
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(27)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Afghan princess fights to keep her $390 a month three level apartment on the upper east side of Manhattan. No, that's not a typo. She's a real princess
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(85)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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(113)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently the dust up between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber may have been precipitated when Bloom's dinner companion Leonardo DiCaprio essentially told Beiber to go home and get his shine box
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Marvel arranges a private screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for Rocket Raccoon creator Bill Mantlo, who has been suffering the effects of a brain injury since 1992
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(32)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion was shutting down Justin Bieber long before Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio made it cool
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(64)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
One LEGO Master Builder has painstakingly recreated Springfield - Mr Burns claims it's only missing a giant disk to block out the sun
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(15)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
XBox One in line for another 'significant' price drop as Microsoft practically begs people to buy one
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(201)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Emma Watson tweets pic of herself laughing out loud to protest Turkey's Vice Prime Minister, who immediately asks if anyone has the original of that
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(68)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With four races to go, will Sebastien Bourdais continue to surprise us? Can we have a rain free race in IndyCar for once? It's the Honda Indy 200 at Mid-Ohio (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ginny Weasley arrested for vandalizing a car with $3,000 worth of mascara damage. Somehow she could afford a little extra mascara for her tear stained cheeks. Surprising for a Weasley
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(102)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend during an Arcade Fire concert, because a nice, private, non-crowded place is usually the best place to pop the question
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(20)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
My Petting Zoo in Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes an ugly-ass baby Geep (offspring of a female sheep and a goat) named Butterfly
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(49)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Scientific study shows that people who read Harry Potter books are more likely to be open minded to other cultures. Subby puts on his Vulcan ears and storms off while quoting the Prime Directive
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(41)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Farm Futures)
 
 
 
Beef prices won't even start to come down until late 2015 and pork not until at least late this year. Your dog wants steak, but is stuck settling for chicken
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(76)
 
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
Prize-winning goat reported missing from county fair, no information on whether it was to be used for any fraternity rituals
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(24)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble to axe 100 slow-selling brands. People outraged that they can no longer buy Qwent, Fleem, Sprif, Zplog, or Grenk in 3....2
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris McDaniels announces a press conference Monday to reveal a "major development" in his effort the challenge the result of his run-off primary defeat to-hey-where is everyone going? He said "major" c'mon guys, this is big, really hello? hello?
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(69)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Gamestop moves to be proactive in game sales, requiring fingerprints for your purchase of a used automatic assault game
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton prepares for the Democratic primaries by not visiting Iowa for 2,401 days and not visiting New Hampshire for 2,397 days
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(61)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
American couple calls police the day after they were overcharged for ice cream and water. If only there were a menu with the prices lis...oh wait, there was
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Biggest highlight of Day 8 of the Commonwealth Games: A) mens 200 meter sprint. B) mens gymnastics. or C) Michelle Jenneke's pre-race jiggle warm-up in the 100 meter hurdles
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(27)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
The rapist sentenced to 7 to 14 years in prison
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising almost no one, almost every fact the federal government relies upon to argue against legalizing marijuana is completely wrong. What the hell are they smoking?
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(223)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenneth Bae, the American citizen imprisoned in North Korea, says his country has forgotten about him and many days he feels like Kenneth The Half A Bae
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(88)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Latest use for drones? Flying contraband items over prison walls
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(27)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how without net neutrality, ISPs might charge money to access certain sites? And remember how none of those rules apply to mobile data? Well, Sprint just introduced their super-low-cost social media only tier
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(70)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, also make sure that anything that might be detected by drug-sniffing dogs is flushed down the loo"
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(36)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Hey General, is that a 3D printed warhead in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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(15)
 
(e commerce)
 
 
 
USPS has 190,000 delivery vehicles, and 142,000 of them will reach the end of their life expectancy before 2017. Price of stamps to rise to 75 cents in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(43)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Five obvious principles of human nature that baffle liberals
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(178)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Angel of the Morning has never been more appropriately/inappropriately used for a Deadpool movie
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(134)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
Fernando Torres' transfer fee: $80 million. His salary: About $15 million per year. Watching Chelsea basically beg anyone to take him off their hands: Priceless
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the U.S. prison population up by 430 percent from 1978 and 2009, isn't it time we start to weed out the stoners from the prisons?
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(115)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It gets annoying after a while when the Prince of Darkness keeps sending you text messages just because you performed a failed exorcism on a teenage girl
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Private lenders: Sorry your kid died, but we want our student loan money. Oh, and here's 0% interest to make it all better
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(807)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Three different naked reality shows now pulling in big ratings as blurred body parts are both titillating and acceptable for prime time TV
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(84)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
After Freddie Prinze Jr. trashed Keifer Sutherland over the weekend, the masses awaited Sutherland's blood-thirsty response. Unfortunately, Sutherland's response was nothing as expected
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
/* Maddie & Tae behavior */ class MaddieAndTae extends Women { private static $_object; static function getObject() { if (is_null(self::$_object)) { self::$_object = new self(); } return self::$_object; }} MaddieAndTae ::getObject() -›pushOutButts();
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(88)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nothing like 'White Pride' tattoos for eyebrows to show how good you are at life decisions
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(111)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Freddie Prinze Jr. says working with Keifer Sutherland was so miserable that he almost quit acting. In other news, Freddie Prinze Jr. is apparently still acting
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(85)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Consumers can now buy chocolate chip cookie-flavored water. And by 'consumers,' we mean 'Americans,' like that's a huge surprise
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(19)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton and Magnussen start from the pits while Nico Rosberg starts as usual from the pole. Weather forecast is hot and dry so enjoy your last race before the August break. This is your Hungarian Grand Prix discussion thread on CNBC at 8am EDT
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(230)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese vending-machine soft drink hipsters, this is your article to read. "The most we spent for any of our liquid refreshments was 100 yen, and a few real bargains were priced at just 80 yen"
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(10)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith's TUSK finally gets a trailer, and it's surprisingly awesome
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(43)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
For those who bet on "Suspect in home invasion was not pregnant," please step up to collect your prize
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(333)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
US reveals secret plans for '60s moon base. Blueprints show outpost was to have bulldozers, cabins, groovy sunken living rooms
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: Russian newspaper prints front-page apology to MH17 victims. Not news: Russian newspaper that has seen four of its journalists murdered since 2001
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Arizona's prisons chief says that 60% of the time, executions work every time
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Repo man towing your 'prized' Cadillac Escalade? That's a tire iron to the windows, a mess in the driveway and one sore bite mark
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(83)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wine dealer faces long prison sentence merely for proving that wine snobs can't tell cheap plonk from fine vintages when the labels are switched
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(85)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ukraine's Prime Minister thinks they're farked
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(20)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
One-eyed man claims optician discriminated against him because he refused to give him an eye test at half price
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In prison you learn real-life street smarts like how to shank a man, ways to make your own moonshine, and the art of couponing
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(18)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona carries out an execution with a controversial new drug in which the condemned prisoner took nearly 2 hours to die
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(647)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene
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(41)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canada produces new coin celebrating the lives of The Queen, Prince Charles, Prince George, and Data
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(30)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Undercover operation submits fake Obamacare applications to test the system's verification procedures - and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, nearly all the fake applications were approved
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(191)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Banksy does it and it's considered pricey art. Rodriguez-Cruz does it and is facing felony criminal mischief charges with damage totaling more than $23,000
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(98)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
After a hellish year in a brutal Norwegian prison, Anders Breivik has renounced violence
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(143)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
My party wanted to accomplish great, wise and noble things before the elections, but your party is comprised of craven thieving weasels who decided to punt on everything. Or maybe vice versa
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(52)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man gets three years in prison for making elderly woman pay $50 for getting her gutters cleaned. No, get your mind out of the gutter
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(66)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you post a video on YouTube which has music in the background, don't be surprised when you receive a bill for $150,000, per track
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan says tensions between the US and Turkey over Syria have gotten so bad that he no longer talks to President Obama on the phone, and if Obama keeps it up, he might just find himself "unfriended" on Facebook too
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mother dropped out, then went on to earn two Master's degrees and became a school principal, now serves as role model for disadvantaged Brooklyn kids by trying to smuggle heroin into a maximum-security prison
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(30)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime slapped with £1m Insurance costs
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(16)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hasbro teams up with fan artists and 3-D printing to produce new line of My Little Pony penis free collectibles. Bronies: Challenge accepted
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(134)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Arab Spring in Libya has blossomed into Tribal Shiatstorm Summer
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(73)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY man headed back to prison for fatal stabbing after state Supreme Court rules that "stand your ground" law doesn't apply if the ground you are standing is a strip club parking lot you voluntarily walked out into to start a fight
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(65)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Syrian activists fight for gender equality in an attempt to bring civilization and enlightenment to the primitive, patriarchal society that they . . . wait, as suicide bombers? Never mind
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(25)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This week in "John Oliver makes you better at cocktail parties," Mr. Oliver explores the totally f--ked state of the prison system. Complete with a muppet sing-a-long
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(88)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Company invents a T-shirt that can never get wet. 25 colleges unexpectedly cancel Spring Break
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(35)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nude dude who dumped his wife off jet ski onto sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after she claimed to see him blowing some dude is now prime suspect in her murder
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(90)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these practically primary street performers
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(226)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Nico Rosberg continue the German domination in international sports? Will Lewis Hamilton recover after crashing in qualifying? Can Williams stop Mercedes domination? This is your Formula 1 German Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am EDT on CNBC
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(138)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'
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(77)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Primus drummer suffers heart attack. Primus sucks
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(54)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sue group behind 'Billy Cub' mascot for engaging in "inappropriate and unsavory actions" such as rude, profane and derogatory remarks and gesticulations, and getting into bar fights. Sounds like a bunch of Cubs fans
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(23)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
There is nothing to stop the Chinese from messing with Neil Armstrong's footprints on the moon. Except for Clara Moskowitz
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shortage of wool causes prices to rise 11 percent in one month. That's not just some yarn the sheep farmers are spinning
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(17)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(170)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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Fri July 18, 2014
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois man gets stiff prison sentence in Texas fake Viagra case
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Now this is a perk, CEO-style: Sprint gave Dan Hesse $227,000 just to pay lawyers to negotiate his $49-million contract
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Passenger airplane gets shot down? QUICK, RAISE THE PRICE OF OIL
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police in England try to show they are not homophobic by: A) Going to gay bars, B) Sponsoring gay pride parade, or C) Buying a rainbow colored patrol car
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(78)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Samsung has suddenly gotten into the premium priced headphones business
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad news for chocolate lovers: the price of Hershey's chocolate is going up. Worse news for chocolate lovers: Hershey's is still considered to be chocolate
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(21)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
USB charger is prime suspect in death of Australian woman
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(26)
 


Wed July 16, 2014