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500 headlines found matching 'PRI'
Sun December 21, 2014
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: Pennsylvania arrests a dangerous dealer and plans on destroying his $160,000 stash Fark: a man who offered to sell a few bottles of wine from his private expensive collection, without a liquor license in a 8 month sting operation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bitcoin pioneer getting two years in prison is a virtual reality
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(27)
 
(Oxford Dictionaries)
 
 
 
With 26 seasons and counting, it's no surprise that The Simpsons has irrevocably changed the English language itself, though true fans know they did a much better job of it in the first 10 seasons
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(32)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Just so squirrels aren't the only culprit, climate change now blamed on dam beavers
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(24)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sorry, citizen, but our sensors indicate that you were speeding through the toll plaza. Your driving privileges on this road have been suspended
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(74)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you're a gas station owner and oil is falling in price, how to stay profitable? A) Sell 1,000 gallons a day. B) Sell 1,000 tires a day. C) Sell 1,000 hot dogs a day
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(31)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Dr. Ruth's tips for jolly sex this holiday season: Buy sexy underwear, surprise your partner; buy a vibrator, don't use it too much; if you like being loud during sex, which is alright if you are alone, don't do it when you are with relatives around
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(29)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Here's a nice surprise: Quantum physics is less complicated than we thought"
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(66)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
More than a million credit cards compromised in Staples security breach. Surprise: More than a million people shopped at Staples
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well Russia, the ruble is in freefall and no one will touch your sovereign debt even at 17% interest thanks to the falling price of oil, but at least you're not Venezuela
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(63)
 
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Have you seen it? Police hunting missing Christmas tree issue a description: "6 ft tall, with lots of green branches and prickly bits"
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A city official saying "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" at an municipal holiday event is never really appropriate under the best of circumstances, but at a menorah lighting to kick off Hanukkah? Yeah, that's a gigantic FAIL
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(101)
 
(Push Square)
 
 
 
"Christmas is a time of coming together, sharing, and... well, shooting each other in the face if Grand Theft Auto V's recently released 'Festive Surprise' is anything to go by" (pics)
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(17)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Radio Shack's primary function is as a Wall Street prop bet
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to get a giant robot past a TSA screening. This is surprisingly relevant to your interests
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(12)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
High school principal duties: #57 - Make sure that the signs outside your school do not contain embarrassing spelling mistakes
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The government's interest in keeping firearms out of the hands of the mentally ill is not sufficiently related to depriving the mentally healthy, who had a distant episode of commitment, of their constitutional rights"
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(274)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Stephen Colbert's final show turned into one massive party
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(77)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Right-wing activist claims Liverpool FC blew Premier League title in 2013-14 as God's punishment for supporting gay pride march. "Unless they repent they will be under a continual curse"
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver International Airport opens luxury pet boarding facility. Your dog wants some prime dog airport hotel steak. You'd stay too if you were allowed (pics)
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(38)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Pot dispensary unveils its surprisingly controversial 'Forget the cookies - Santa's the one getting baked' window display
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(7)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman ducks long prison sentence for accident causing two deaths
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(138)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Amazing what a difference plummeting oil prices can make. The press on Putin has gone from using words like "manly" "dynamic" and "charismatic" to "He looks like a man trying to hide his own incompetence"
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(71)
 
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Man slices his neighbor in the groin with a box cutter after an argument about how fast his mother drives through the neighborhood. Little snippet from the judge, "He was lucky you didn't catch him somewhere else or you'd be off to prison"
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(27)
 
(MTV UK)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen will reprise Ferris Bueller's Day Off for TV sitcom. In related news, Charlie Sheen is out of ideas
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Prince William and Princess Kate with Dikembe Mutombo
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(17)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Karma. How does that work? Surprisingly well in Montana
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(47)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Sprint sucks, money out of your wallet with bogus fees according to the FCC
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(6)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
American who deserted the Army to fight for France sentenced to 4 years in prison. This is not a repeat from 1763
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(60)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for Taiwan's Sunflower Student Movement apologizes for leaked video showing her in hotel haggling with john over prices. "Ms. Liou initially denied the footage claiming that she was only there to try and sell wine"
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sprint to no longer sponsor NASCAR Winston Cup Series after 2016 season, say they can't in good conscience be involved with giving Jimmie Johnson another championship
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research shows odds of dying on your birthday are higher than normal. Having jackasses jump out at you and yell "SURPRISE!" doesn't help
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(25)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
National Film Registry adds some new comedies to its vault, including Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Rosemary's Baby, The Big Lebowski, and Saving Private Ryan
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(37)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
European privacy regulators catch Google breaking European privacy law, might just fine the company as much money as it makes while Googlers are watching Transformers: Age of Extinction. Which should give you an idea of how useful that will be
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The real culprits behind climate change: squirrels
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(37)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What very common word was invented by Dodge in the 1910s? The answer will surprise you
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(73)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who catches her husband cheating with her twin sister in a parked car springs into action and leaves them both stranded naked in the car park. (Not safe for workish)
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(78)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With oil prices falling down, Keystone XL pipeline may no longer be economically viable
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia threatening Ukraine? No one wants a war? How about U.S. and Saudi Arabia produce more oil, cause a glut, drive prices down, ruin Russia's #1 export and crash the ruble along with it. Or the world's leaders don't play chess and I'm just a kook
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Study shows that the three robbers who escaped Alcatraz prison in 1962 on a raft could have made it out alive if they left exactly at 11:30pm
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(48)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Ammo prices dropping. Thanks Obama
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(69)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sprinting Santas
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(15)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
PetSmart taken private for the price tag of $8.7 billion. That's a plethora of platinum-plated porcelain pocket poodles
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(16)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A new graphic shows the average face of a CEO in 10 different industries - unsurprisingly, it's whiter than a Michael McDonald concert
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(76)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Uber continues its public relations lovefest by quadrupling prices in downtown Sydney during hostage crisis
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(76)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
OPEC says it isn't afraid to drive world oil prices down to $40 a barrel. Ooooh, we're shaking over here
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(91)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" has earned over $50 million in royalties, but there are 8 other things about it even more surprising
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(37)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Memories for the price of a ticket
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(59)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ugly vintage sports jerseys are the hottest item of clothing this year. "Unsurprisingly, ugly sweaters surrounding National Football League teams and players are of highest demand" (with pics that will hurt your eyedrums)
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(14)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC is ditching sitcoms on Thursdays for the first time in over two decades, and this will be the first time in the lives of millennials that they've never been able to laugh at something in primetime on Thursdays
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(32)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Defense attorney says police officers should only go to prison for 1/100 as long as others convicted of the same crime. Surprisingly, the judge doesn't agree
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(71)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
While you were pretending to care about the latest budget nightmare to pass the House, they quietly passed a bipartisan bill to strip you of what is left of your privacy rights
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(71)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man who pleads guilty to 10th DWI, who also has 10 previous convictions for driving on a suspended license gets prison time. Just kidding, he gets probation again
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(73)
 
(Chippewa Herald)
 
 
 
WI Assembly Speaker's heart grows three sizes and he now believes in helping reformed inmates find employment. Fark: Because he realized he could use prison labor in his factory and give 40 percent of their wages to one of his cronies
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(47)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tamir Rice shooting declared a homicide... which isn't surprising to anyone who knows the definition of "homicide"
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(387)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
United prisoners...err, passengers stranded in Canberra, unable to leave the airport
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Young girl battling cancer excited to meet bald Cinderella. Prince Charming wonders just how bald Cinderella is
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(47)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
True Detective season 2 will feature Rick Springfield. No word on whether they will have to solve the murder of Jessie's girl
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Astrobotic, a private spaceflight company, is offering a new service whereby people around the world can fly their special item to the lunar surface. This service has been termed MoonMail"
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had "eh, a few weeks" in your "how long will it take the new 1 World Trade Center to be colonized by rats?" pool, step up and...whoa, there goes one now...claim your prize
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(66)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The recent oil price collapse has bankrupted a shale driller, but before you shed a tear, know that the whole shale industry is highly over-leveraged and the big risk lies with... banks
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man with 14 DUIs doesn't get out of prison in time for his 15th
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(51)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender wins $3 million lottery prize, and you already know what state he's from, don't you?
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(138)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good: Price of oil drops to a five-year low. Bad: Which means in the wacky world of Wall Street stocks take a 270 point hit
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(59)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British sociology students study primitive civilizations who dress strangely, don't speak comprehensible English and engage in peculiar mating and fighting rituals, say more field trips to British soccer games are planned
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Price is Right chooses a new male model, has plans to dress him up in lederhosen and march him off a cliff if things don't work out
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Queen Fabiola, Belgium's fifth queen dies at age 86. She is survived by her husband, King Fantastico and her children Prince Superbo, Princess Marvelina
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(34)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
"Are much lower oil prices good news for the U.S. economy? Only if you like collapsing capital expenditures, rising unemployment and a potential financial implosion on Wall Street"
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(67)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought the GOP's primary battles in 2016 were gonna be hilarious, wait until you see "Clinton vs. Warren: Rumble in the Urban Jungle", "The Sovereignty of Poverty", "The Pants-suits Among Us"
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(121)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta announces new 5-tier seat pricing because after First-class, No-class, Economy and Sit-on-the-wing classes they would like to offer - "Hobo-in-luggage class"
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(68)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Don't worry folks, the health data collected per Obamacare will be kept private. The collection and sharing of it will be limited to only 35 federal agencies. Thirty-five. 35. Like the FTC and NASA
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(101)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctor who sent Ebola patient home says care was "appropriate." He probably just waved his sonic screwdriver around and hoped for a deus ex machina to solve everything
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(50)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a terrorist may not admit to being a terrorist on an immigration form. Who would have guessed?
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(35)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill to reprise role as DC comics supervillain. No, not that one
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(275)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Private jet attempting to land at a small suburban MD airport makes a housecall instead
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(57)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Walgreens pulls Hannukah wrapping paper because SURPRISE SWASTIKAS
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(144)
 
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Bored at work? Here's a DIY lightsaber with a crosspiece that you can print out on any unattended 3D printer
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(23)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what would be a great idea? Run someone in the Democratic primaries against Hillary who is a socialist and even older then she is
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(122)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Most of the people who frequently win lottery prizes are...envelope please..Lottery ticket retailers. I bet no one saw that coming
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(94)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Oh, so apparently it's wrong for employers to force their chronically sick workers into taking Obamacare as their primary insurance. FINE, WHATEVER
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(128)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Number One, Dr. Philip Boyce, and Captain Christopher Pike were three of the original bridge crewmen of the USS Enterprise, and they would have been forgotten if not for novels and comic books
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(20)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos sign kicker Brandon McManus, which is surprising because he's already a Saint
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(9)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Somalia's parliament decides to oust the Prime Minister and bar him from playing their pirate games as well as banning him from their new club which is conveniently called the No Abdiweli's club
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(16)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sony has finally listened to years of fan requests and is giving them what they asked for. Final Fantasy VII has been announced for the PS4, due out next Spring
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(123)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Some people aren't ready for a future where the electric company remotely turns appliances on and off and randomly changes prices
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(20)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Time for a lot of small violin playing as the highest paid US oil executive loses $46+ million dollars in potential compensation due to falling oil prices
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Wife throws hubby the BEST SURPRISE PARTY EVER
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(14)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The 17 most American things you can buy at Walmart. Put together some cheese balls by the barrel, a beef jerky gun and the 'Darth Vader taking a selfie with an iPhone 4′ t-shirt and you've got yourself a weekend
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(99)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Is Joey Logano old enough for a sip of champagne? Can Grampa Childress stay awake so late? Is Kevin Harvick finally going to be Happy at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Award Banquet, 9 PM ET on Fox Sports One?
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(186)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China to put an end to harvesting the organs of prisoners. 100-year-egg to remain on the menu, however
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(26)
 
(FastCo Labs)
 
 
 
The first thing to be made on the 3D printer on the International Space Station will be a buckle. A buckle. Not a space blaster photon gun or something more interesting. You're losing us, NASA
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
One good thing about the death of North American newspapers? Lumber companies are abandoning the vanishing newsprint market, and walking away from huge tracts of uncut North American forests
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(26)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ferrari unveils $3.1 million car. Officials hopeful that it will sell now that the price of gas has dropped below $3 a gallon
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(16)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Lexington TV outlet WDKY wants you to know that deceased actor John Wayne has escaped from a Kentucky prison
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(25)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: spending the rest of your life in prison. Oh, fark this: for swearing
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(112)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kellogg's latest and unannounced 'Live maggot surprise in randomly selected boxes of Nutri-Grain bars' promotion proves wildly unpopular with consumers (pics)
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(25)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama and Hillary Clinton meet for an hour in the Oval Office. Obama to be billed $300,000 for the privilege
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(34)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils new Doritos-crusted pizza. Surprise: Not America's fault
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin: "Our foes hope to dismember Russia." While he's saying this, the price of the ruble plummets in a karmic move one only finds in cartoons
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(22)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
17 states sue Obama for prioritizing deportations in a filing which "does not deny the premise that the president, as chief executive, can set deportation priorities"
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cake drummer faces life in prison for going the distance with a 3-year-old
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(123)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Othello teacher admits ordering eight-year-old student to unclog toilet with his bare hands, gets reprimanded for using "very poor professional judgment." Iago unavailable for comment
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
North American airlines profits to rise 73% in 2015 due to lower oil prices. All admit it will now be difficult asking passengers to chip in for fuel before they can take off
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's closest allies and backers are privately worried that a dark Horse Democratic primary challenger could come out of nowhere and de-rail her inevitable march to the White House. But c'mon, how likely is something like that?
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(160)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Live in Washington State and think you have Obamacare? You are in for a surprise
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(38)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Q: Mr. Director of Homeland security, just exactly how will amnesty help legal Americans? A: Pricipal caught sayof
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(104)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Australian wine called 72 Virgins sold as a fundraiser for an anti-Islamic movement. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with that
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(86)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Gas prices are dropping below $3 a gallon -- during a holiday season -- and, naturally, someone has a problem with that
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(116)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Celebrities are switching back to flip phones because of privacy issues, say they got the idea from seeing Tom Arnold using a flip phone and realizing no one has called him in years
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(94)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Would you throw a bomb into a volcano to see what happens? Well of course YOU would, but a surprisingly large number of normal people would too, just to see what happens
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man decides to shine his laser pointer into the cockpit of a police helicopter, seems surprised when cops show up to arrest him
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Consider this a warning: If you attack Obama's teen-aged daughters in this timeline, he will have you arrested as a teenager in a previous timeline. Clearly, he has no respect for the Temporal Prime Directive
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(435)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell to roll back campaign finance rules with a rider attached to the appropriations bill
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(61)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Instead of letting World AIDS Day go by unnoticed due to Bono's recovery, Bruce Springsteen and Chris Martin step in to front U2 and bring joy to everyone's lives
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(34)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown calling it quits after 32 years in Parliament, will retire to Scotland if anyone will have him after his Scottish independence referendum kept Scotland in the UK with those British limeys
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(22)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Five problems facing Marvel's future blockbuster franchise the INHUMANS. Surprisingly "Where to put piles and piles of cash" is not one of them
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(190)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fancy getting 50% off LSD? Or vials of botox with a 66% discount off their normal price? Cyber Monday deals extend to the dark web
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(37)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Long Island community leaders cause shiat storm after considering raising fine for not cleaning up after dogs from $25 to $250 because they're too cheap to replace a misprinted sign
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(40)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Ever true to his progressive principles, DeBlasio vows that no matter what, he will never abandon the little guy - as exemplified by these scrappy upstarts he likes to call the Manhattan real-estate industry
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(42)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who's scared of legal marijuana? Alcohol and tobacco companies, police forces, private prisons, and anyone else who makes money off of it staying illegal
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(142)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
ESPN analysis discovers that surprisingly high 8 percent of men who own TV never watch televised sports. They tried to survey men who don't even OWN a TV, but were chased away by smug cloud
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On Black Friday the Waltons, utterly aghast, spilled droplets of Goût de Diamants on their Silk Isfahan upon word of a peasant uprising. Describe the situation as a time of sorrow. "It was a pure silk Persian rug that can't be replaced"
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(76)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Edward, what the bloody hell were you thinking by trying to shoot a shotgun right over your young son's head? One would think a Royal would have taken a gun lesson at sometime in his ostentatious life
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(111)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone likes to take a nice long hot shower, so a woman in San Francisco has converted a city bus so the homeless can have the same privilege
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(58)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Chances are at this very moment, some Jihad terrorists are enjoying Pringles potato crisps
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(72)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a move sure to bring closure to the people of Egypt, the courts have dismissed all charges of Ex-President Mubarak in connection to protestor deaths during the 2011 uprising
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(20)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dropping a Gavrilo Princip reference to a GM daughter's tweet on a football team's implosion probably only makes sense for 49ers fans
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(11)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toy company creates strip club play set with lingerie-clad dancers, zebra-print decor and plastic dollar bills. "Boy, her Legos go all the way up"
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(31)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Britain's worst artists wait to hear if they are crap enough to win the Turnip Prize 2014
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(8)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, the Internet now thinks the comet landing was a hoax
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(46)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman with resemblance to Elsa from "Frozen" has new job as traveling Disney princess. No, it's not Miley
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DNA pioneer James Watson puts his Nobel Prize up for sale. Experts call it the 2nd most famous item associated with DNA since a certain blue dress became known
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(28)
 
(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how much money smaller bands make while touring? The answer may surprise you
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(107)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
R.E.M.'s new business strategy? Charge outrageous prices for boxed sets in order to cash in on pointless '90s nostalgia. And it's working
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(74)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oil prices plunge after OPEC decides to not cut production. Putin vows to invade another country in response
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(90)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fifteen of the most inappropriate playgrounds. HAVE FUN KIDS
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(15)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
No Thanksgiving is complete without a snowball fight that ends in a stabbing. Surprisingly, it's unrelated to Black Friday
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(31)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that reporter in Alaska who quit her job on-air after announcing she would dedicate herself to her marijuana business full-time? She's discovering that making a principled stance doesn't stop the government from asking questions
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(32)
 
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
"It's somewhat of a surprise to us. It's an interesting and curious expenditure"
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(27)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI says that last year, 512 guns sales slipped through the cracks of their system and a person was able to purchase a gun without having their background checked for prior felonies or history of mental illness. 512 PER DAY or 186,000 total, that is
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(414)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the theory that comets might have brought the building blocks of life from space to primordial earth? Well guess what the Philae lander just found on Comet 67P
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(110)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Amazon cuts the price of the Fire Phone to $199 with a free year of Amazon Prime in hopes they can get rid of the bulk of their inventory
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(44)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego charity raised money for AIDS patients. Executive director spent it on eye exams, meals, dental work, cash withdrawals and a trip to a clothing optional resort near Palm Springs
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(47)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Governor "paying very close attention" to case of man who is 21 years into a 48 year prison sentence for a drive-by shooting someone else has admitted to for decades. Tag is for the justice system
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Is anyone even shocked or surprised by anything Miley Cyrus does anymore?
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(120)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Assistant principal and front runner for "Alpha Male A**hole of the Week," shaved off a student's haircut in the cafeteria because he didn't like the way it looked
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(131)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Black Friday takes on a green tinge in Colorado as marijuana sellers slash prices with $1 joints
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(17)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If you guessed "la la la la la can't hear you" as to how Fox News covered the House Intelligence Committee's Benghazi report, then step forward and claim your prize
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(78)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul, Yes Ron's kid, gives a finger to his father's isolationist principles and instead calls for a formal declaration of war against ISIS
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you had 'two weeks' in the pool as to when the London Tower Bridge's new 140ft-high glass walkway would be smashed by a drunken visitor who dropped a bottle of beer straight through it, come claim your prize
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(114)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
If you had Prince Jackson as the first of Michael's children to start following the path of arrogance and insanity laid forth by the late singer, claim your prize
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Guy walks up to news crew at scene of house fire, matter-of-factly explains how and why he did it, walks over to cops and tells them the same. Look on cop's face: priceless
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(28)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Getting primed for the playoffs? To the left, some booms and busts in Weeks 14-16. To the right, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ with the latest advice to get you ready for football supremacy
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(81)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1914 watercolor by A. Hitler brings a surprising $200,000. Auction house admits they did Nazi that one coming
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(144)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attorney for Sheriff Joe Arpaio working pro bono on Joe's lawsuit against Obama over immigration, but currently has case against him of inappropriately touching his children
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(59)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It all comes down to the Mercedes drivers, will it be Hamilton or Rosberg? Will this be the last race for any other teams after already losing Caterham and Marussia? This is your Formula 1 Abu Dahbi Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 8am EST
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(173)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steven Van Zandt tuns 65 this weekend. From 1995, here's the great "Two Hearts" duet with Springsteen
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(13)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian inflation rate rises to 2.4 percent in October fuelled almost entirely by higher prices for smokes and bacon, aka the Canadian Dinner Party
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(20)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one: The Navy's newest aircraft carrier is likely to exceed its $12.9 billion price tag
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(167)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin assembly speaker says it will be hard for the Milwaukee Bucks to get public funding for a new arena because: A. fiscal responsibility, B. free-market principles or C: their owner greeted President Obama at the airport
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(81)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fark: Two computer scientists respond to a predatory journal with 7 words, complete with charts and graphs. Total WTF: The journal prints it (Not safe for work Language)
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(160)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays launches flying mistletoe drones for the holidays. Edible food still not a priority
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper's soul has apparently touched down on the east coast and has been feeding
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(10)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If oil prices plunge, who is going to be buying overpriced hybrid and electric cars?
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(59)
 
(Android Central)
 
 
 
Defending your right to privacy? Guess you want KIDS to DIE
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(142)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A surprisingly informative article about marijuana edibles and dosage, and just in time for high-stress family get-togethers. Not that we'd recommend gigglecookies, just an observation
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(45)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what the good people of Mississippi have been up to, they are currently trying to get a measure declaring the state "principally Christian" included on an upcoming ballot
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(173)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
How Barack Obama's presidency came undone: "Six years after he assumed power, nearly 120 of his promises remain unfulfilled, according to the Pulitzer-prize-winning website Politifact"
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(271)
 
(Stupid Hackathon)
 
 
 
NYC hackathon unites hardware ninjas with growth hackers in an effort to totally disrupt the legacy startup paradigm. Come for the organic telepresence robot, stay for the 3D printed Bitcoin pasties (Warning: Some content Not safe for work and/or graphic)
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(7)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Create a fake Amazon page. Convince Walmart to price match the item. Profit
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(169)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why airlines can charge sky-high fuel fees even though oil prices are low. Because fark you, that's why
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(24)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After getting into an argument with white supremacist leader Richard Spencer on a chairlift at a private ski club in MT, former McCain adviser Randy Scheunemann plays the "either he goes or I go" card--and the club sides with the racist. Ouch
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(87)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Science figures out why Jamaicans are the world's fastest sprinters: symmetrical knees, which are different from sharp ones
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(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
The former interior minister jailed for corruption is now a prison librarian. It's not mentioned who he had to pay to get that job
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(11)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
The coffee mug bong from Cabin in the Woods is now a real thing. Unsurprisingly, as overhyped as the film itself
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(61)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"With the Beer Mile World Championships rapidly approaching, Lance Armstrong, who probably doesn't have a lot to do these days, decided to give it a try. Surprisingly, one of the world's greatest athletes can't drink and run for shiat"
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female college student discovers that broadcasting online sex shows in the university library is considered "inappropriate use" of the facility
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(89)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
California is complaining that letting nonviolent prisoners out of jail is going to deplete its slave labor pool. OH BOOHOO
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(143)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR reviews the new Papa John's Frito Chili Pizza. Their FB page says "It's a standard cheese pizza topped with all the leftover food from your last Super Bowl party." The surprise is that it got a thumbs up from everyone
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(87)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Steelers continue to put up impressive primetime numbers? Or will they play down to the Titans like they seem to always do? This is YOUR Monday Night Football discussion thread (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)
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(1026)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Commissioner of the Mississippi Department of Corrections expressed his sorrow for taking over $1M in bribes from a private prison lobbyist. Just kidding, he showed up to court in a gold Rolex
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(51)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently someone at Sprint's corporate offices finally saw one of their own "framily" commercials. In related news, if you have marketing experience, we know of a company looking for a new Chief Marketing Officer
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Imprisoned hacker reveals how he broke into emails of Colin Powell, George Bush and others. DNS Spoofing? Password cracking? Brute force attacks? Nope...just password guessing. Maybe Barney123 wasn't such a great password after all
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(85)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A letter from summer camp Al-Fatwa, Leonardo DiCaprio celebrates his birthday like the rest of us, and new Yemen government hopes to make it to Wednesday: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/9 - 11/15
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(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kevin Harvick wins NASCAR Sprint Cup. Personally, I haven't been this excited over a fake championship win since Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania 30
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(70)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN.com to publish redesigned site in April. SOURCES: You'll get over it
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(35)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Your very own 3d printed car
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(35)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince William and Kate Middleton to see New York Nets game when they next visit the US, say if they enjoy that, they may decide to see a real basketball game at some point
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(6)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kirk Herbstreit releases his top four college football teams, and with a big surprise, Florida State gets surpassed by Alabama Crimson Tide
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(46)
 
(Times of Oman)
 
 
 
"One of California's largest newspapers has asked reporters and other employees to help deliver papers on Sundays, according to a memo obtained by Reuters, the latest sign of the toll that financial woes are taking on print journalism"
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(46)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cops clasp cuffs on copper caper crew, canning culprits
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(24)
 
(Malta Independent)
 
 
 
Global price of oil plummets 31 percent in just five months in proof that oil prices can go in more than one direction
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(103)
 
(Computer Weekly)
 
 
 
One of the things no one's talking about when it comes to self-driving cars? It will make private ownership of cars pointless pretty quickly, even in America. Here's why
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(106)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British family wins the National Lottery prize of 40 million pounds in 2012, and now they're broke. Just kidding -- they've spent almost nothing. You're doing it wrong
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(20)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
National championship-winning sprinter not fast enough to outrun the long arm of the law after being accused of robbery and punching an employee at a Walmart
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(7)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher slaughters, skins, and butchers live rabbit in class. Not surprisingly, somebunny has a problem with this
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(77)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Is this the world's unluckiest gambler? Norwegian Felix Stephensen is to lose half his $5 million prize money from the Poker World Championship in Las Vegas, as the Norwegian government will take their share in tax
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uranus is full of surprises
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(33)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's big bootie?"
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(102)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Journalist thinks a billboard promoting atheism should come with fine print warning people that the sign could be struck by lightning and pregnant women who think about atheism risk spontaneous combustion
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(101)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
It's been a long week, and the weather is miserable-so we could all use a good laugh. Here goes. "Facebook Tries New Simplified Privacy Policy"
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(6)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kohl's 3Q earnings drop 20% as shoppers have apparently gotten wise to discounts off fictitious regular prices
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(34)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For you graphic design junkies out there: three fonts that surprisingly solve everyday problems
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(19)
 
(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Venezuela imposes price caps on Barbies to prevent parents from being ripped off buying toys for their kids at Christmas
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(30)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB Cy Young Award winners announced. One was a foregone conclusion, but the other was a bit of a surprise
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(48)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
How 3D printing could revolutionize burn treatment
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(4)
 
(World Entertainment News Network)
 
 
 
If you picked up some luggage or a rear door that fell off a private plane in Germany this week, the stuff is Bono's and he wants it back
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(74)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Giving public school money to a private company is working out about as well as expected
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas hospital quickly reaches undisclosed settlement with family of deceased ebola victim, confirming once and for all that their care of him was 100% appropriate and that they have absolutely nothing to hide
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(102)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Dear Prime Minister Abbott. This is how you 'shirtfront' someone properly. Signed, President Putin
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(26)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
Video
 
Princess Leia walks 10 hours in Manhattan
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(30)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
There are as many as 120,000 innocent people serving prison time in the U.S
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(138)
 
(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Mozilla announces its 4th quarter 2014 privacy initiative that it will stop paying attention to by the next quarter. Because Firefox and users and, uh, new technology and stuff
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(28)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
The European Union Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft will launch attempt at first-ever landing on a comet beginning at 8:35 EST (LGT live coverage, and surprisingly relaxed music)
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(123)
 
(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
Child molester who tracked down and murdered his victim's father said he escaped from prison and fled to South America to escape "vigilante justice system." With suitably sociopathic photo
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(81)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Price Chopper supermarket chain renames itself "Market32" after the number of items their typical shopper brings into the express lane
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(20)
 
(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio turns 40 today, will celebrate by having sex with a supermodel on a pile of money, which is just the way you spent it except the 'sex with a supermodel' was crying and the 'pile of money' was the futon you got in the divorce
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(42)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says she "loves" her 3D printer, says she can print out a shiv in minutes that used to take hours of painstakingly honing a toothbrush handle against the walls of a cell
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(36)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Kid learns that when you try to make a wine spritzer in SodaStream, your kitchen gets renovated
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
PBS promises "Olympic style" coverage of Miami book festival. So ... ignoring foreign writers, eschewing live coverage of top events until they can be rerun in primetime, and every author has a heartwarming story of overcoming cancer?
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Janet Mihalyfi, the woman who spent $35,000 on efforts to find her missing dog, Havoc, including hiring private eye dog investigators and four separate psychics. No, she hasn't found him yet
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(69)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your prized collectible piece of the Berlin Wall is now worth $13, less Paypal and eBay hosting fees
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(63)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg keep the title within reach or will Hamilton wrap things up today? Will any more teams fold before the end of the year? This is your Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread at 1:30pm EST on NBC
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(58)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dollar store princess wand contains suicidal demon bonus image. Yeah, some people have a wee bit of a problem with that
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(88)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Utah receiver's enormous boner turns 78 yard TD catch into 100 yard fumble return for Oregon, suprisingly not an ad for Viagra
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(83)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fire destroys MacArthur Park bookstore. With Amazon Prime, this fire is free
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(61)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Guy paints characters into thrift store paintings: Come for the Sith Lord fishing excursion, stay for Spock on the levitating sprinkled doughnut receiving bacon from the angel and two children who took a taxi to the mountain ledge to meet him
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(42)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Do you pack your kid's lunch? Way to feed your offspring unhealthy swill, you child abuser
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(64)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Grand opening of L L Bean store surprises onlookers when owl attacks hawk. Folks, you cannot imagine the planning behind this sort of viral marketing
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(44)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
"It involves Hollow Earth, Hitler on a dinosaur, and an evil reptilian species which lives under our world. In principle, I'm not sure how this could go wrong." Well, wait 'til Hitler finds out about it
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(43)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How some African countries have kept Ebola out. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve ammo
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(19)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What if Disney Princesses had realistic waistlines?
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(221)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Jet fuel prices are falling precipitously, just in time for holiday travelers to pay top-dollar for airfare, because fark you, that's why
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(78)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man develops a bullet that fires without destroying a plastic 3D printed gun, proving that American ingenuity will stop at absolutely nothing to shoot things dead
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(261)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Here's video of a porcupine taking on a pride of 17 lions. Turns out that was not nearly enough lions
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(20)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The secret to California's successful prison recidivism rate? A prison dairy, where inmates learn how to milk cows and pasteurize the product
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Expert: Gold prices have formed the "dreaded vomiting camel" pattern
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(38)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With all corporate fraud eliminated, feds are now applying Enron-inspired laws to fishermen, meaning you'll face 20 years in prison for throwing back an undersized fish
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pirate Bay co-founder Peter Sunde: 'In prison, you become brain-dead'
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds it's cheaper to fly to the US and buy an iMac than pay the inflated prices UK stores are charging
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(62)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Verizon: We will sue everyone everyone - including the US government - if we don't have a license to print money forever
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like anyone will be surprised by #1 this week, watch how the S.S. Steelers have righted the ship behind 12 TD passes, and the S.S. Chargers better count the lifeboats - because this is your Week 10 NFL Power Rankings Thread
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(234)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Obama's lost more House seats than any president since Eisenhower, which is appropriate since Obama's also the best Republican president since Ike
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(71)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
With Uber's "Surge Pricing," both you and your bank account get taken for a ride
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(247)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Speedos are not an appropriate dress on a flight to Miami. On the other hand, a rubber duckie is okay
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joran van der Sloot stabbed in prison, Nancy Grace's whereabouts unconfirmed
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(66)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lobbyist secretly recorded telling oil and gas execs to fight climate change-inspired regulations by presenting the facts and science that supports their position. Just kidding, he tells them to dig up dirt on the private lives of "green" activists
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(93)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Maine court rules that the governor may not imprison people simply to help his reelection bid
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(40)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
National average gas price now lower than $3 a gallon, possibly due to political turmoil, oil production or the fact that no one can afford to buy cars anymore
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(134)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing you didn't already suspect, but yeah, Internet stores change their prices for you based on your search history, location and even the OS you use, with the idea that Mac users have more money
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(51)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
48% of the nation's top colleges have tanning beds on campus. The other 52% figure their students will get tans the old fashioned way, by running around drunk and naked in Florida during spring break
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(31)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Amazon shares the most-beloved, most-favorited passages in books. You've got Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, and the Holy Bible. Apparently, no one reads non-fiction on e-readers
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(39)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Circuit of the Americas and the United States F1 Grand Prix from Texas, ya'll. Lights out at 3pm ET
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(147)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Typically, when an inmate escapes from jail, prison officials immediately notify law enforcement. Typically. Some days, you just wait until the escapee has a seven hour head start
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(36)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The best part of last night's Saturday Night Live? Prince's eight minute performance. Here's the streaming video in case you missed it
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(53)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Noted global scientist Leonardo DiCaprio says we must convert to clean energy now. Well, I'm convinced
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(122)
 
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bowhunter shot in the head after being mistaken for a squirrel. And if you think that is surprising, just wait until you see the size of our rabbits
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(83)
 
(Ogden Standard-Examiner)
 
 
 
Brazilian bats take over a courthouse building in Utah and surprisingly for some it was a very hairy situation
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(22)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp has become the guitar-playing, live concert surprise guest version of Bill Murray crashing parties
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(25)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two F1 teams went bankrupt this week. Three other teams were rumored not to make it to the US Grand Prix. Cooler heads prevailed and this is not a repeat from 2005
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(33)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U.S. gun stores overstocked. Ammo's still overpriced. Feel safer, yet?
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(146)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Comcast, AT&T and Verizon totally promise not to charge you or create "internet fast lanes" or paid prioritization. Pinkie swear, touch blue make it true, step on a crack break your mother's back
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(100)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you go trick-or-treating at the Indiana Governor's home, don't act surprised if you're given lasagna
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to live like a king in the land of the Scots? Here's a 16th century castle for the price of a one-bedroom flat in London
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(46)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ten books that have never gone out of print. "It's Not News It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News" not among them
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(7)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economists: Lower gas prices mean immediate middle-class spending stimulus
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(51)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the least-appropriate song you could imagine strippers stripping to?
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(958)
 
(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Political newspaper columnist fired after appearing on Fark's Politics tab one too many times, and not in a Pulitzer Prize-winning way
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(79)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The Crow remake to be filmed next spring. Don't see Brandon Lee on the cast list, so he must be holding out for more money
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(41)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this printemps painting
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(20)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mookie Blaylocked up in prison for 15 years for vehicular manslaughter
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Suddenly the flow of creativity was loosed upon the world and every household needed at least one thing to be 3-D printed
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(22)
 
(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Christmas for Microsoft begins Nov. 2 when it cuts the prices on its XBox One in North America to $349 so it can try to shovel the consoles out to a public that doesn't want them even at that price
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(94)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And the disgusting plot thickens: the entire time Mama June and Sugar Bear were married, June kept a box of photographs showing her and the imprisoned child molester she had a soft spot for, and that is what ended the relationship
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(216)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
University professor suspended for inappropriate sighing, being sarcastic, and inappropriate body language. Subby rolls his eyes
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(91)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Previously unreleased recording of a Houston Grateful Dead show in '72 heading to record stores, appropriately enough on Black Friday
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(22)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Museum dedicated to teaching children about Free Enterprise meets ironic end
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(38)
 
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Police warn 67-year-old burglar on the run from prison. Well, probably a painful-looking half-trot interspersed with heaves and lots of cursing, but yeah, technically 'on the run'
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farc commander sentenced to lengthy prison term. So if Drew is going to prison, can we finally do something about the trolls in the politics tab?
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(39)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Company using a 3-D printer to create custom cremation urns is now burying the competition
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(11)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Couple petitions Disney to create a Princess with Down Syndrome. Wait, I thought they already did that with Princess Merida in Brave
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(69)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mindy Kaling gets mistaken for 17-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai at The New Yorker Festival
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(38)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Python's "virgin birth" produces six offspring without mating. Must have gotten tired of compiling
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(37)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fire at private school called "suspicious" by authorities. And by "suspicious," they mean "here's security camera footage of a kid roaming the halls the night of the fire with a 5-gallon gas can"
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Weeks after winning a Nobel Prize for his microscope, Eric Betzig just revolutionized microscopy again
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(13)
 
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Grandfather repels three armed robbers and prevents his granddaughter from being raped. Surprisingly, not Liam Neeson
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your f@%king princess is in another f@%king castle
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(68)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Bank robber wore a bandana, black rimmed glasses, white shirt and a zebra print dress with a black overcoat. Police say he also had a panty on his head. (W/ pic of perp in pretty purple dress)
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(17)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
School superintendent cancels football season, specifically citing crotch-grabbing as the primary reason
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(38)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will San Diego shock the Broncos or will Peyton leave hoof prints all over the Chargers? Will we finally see a good game on Thursday night? Tune in to your TNF thread and watch the game on NFL or CBS tonight at 8:25 PM ET
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(1279)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bounty Paper Towels releases new NFL prints, says they "2X more absorbent" and are great for cleaning up crime scenes
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(15)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Words you will most likely never hear again: "Cockfighting Romanian Princess"
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man infamous for small penis: 'Women are pleasantly surprised I've got one at all'
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(119)
 
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Texas high-speed rail project has $10 billion in private investment and could be rolling by 2021. California high-speed rail has $0 in private investment and could be rolling just before the sun goes supernova
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(94)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man scammed out of $4,000 by somebody who said he was a "police chief in Canada" and also saying his grandson was in prison and needed to be bailed out
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(48)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You can stop being scared, Slenderman is in prison
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(16)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The lows and even further lows of every single film and television adaptation of "Pride and Prejudice," Jane Austen's 19th century spiritual predecessor to abominations like Stephanie Meyer and Twilight
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
...and the moral of the story is when robbing a bank do not stop and bum a cigarette off somebody. You might get prison time for it
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(18)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man imprisoned for identity theft played for the Miami Dolphins. Police say Ray Finkle will be going away for a long time, reassure everyone the laces were, in fact, out
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(29)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People quarantined for possible exposure to Ebola might be granted special voting privileges not available to the general public. Those lucky duckies
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(63)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner and Jay Leno both appeared on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," and 19 other facts about the show you didn't know
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(38)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Today's story on government waste is brought to you by Senator Tom Coburn, who wants to know why taxpayers are paying for rabbit massages and teaching primates how to gamble
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(129)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl who was hit and left for dead last Halloween is making a great recovery and although her mental capacity has regressed and she had to do everything including learning to walk again is going trick-or-treating this year as a princess
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(30)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Pew study discovers America's least-trusted news source. Real surprise is the most-trustworthy one
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Experts still have no idea why millennials aren't buying cars. Latest theory: their degraded attitudes about privacy don't motivate them to get their own private vehicle like older, more freedom-oriented generations did
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(284)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Artisanal ice. It's just regular ice but bartenders market it to justify high prices of their drinks and they know hipsters will pay for it
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(95)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The GOP is Light Years ahead of past campaigns technologically speaking said Reince Priebus
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(90)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
UK considers quadrupling prison terms for Internet trolls. Hey, where'd everybody in the Politics tab go?
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(99)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite billions of taxpayer dollars, NASA was scooped by a guy with a dinky video telescope on a mountain in the Canary Islands, who caught an explosion on Mars as Comet Siding Spring passed by. Thanks, Kennedy
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(77)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler, Price is Right Contestant, and Escape From New York star Ox Baker receives the dreaded heart punch at age 80
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius sentenced to five years in prison for killing girlfriend
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(137)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Some town names makes you smile: Weed, Ca., Limerick, Pa., and then there's the simple joy of Surprise, Az., when an old woman goes missing and suddenly turns up
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(49)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart surprises fans by coming out to support his favorite American football team
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mississippi goes in to full hysteria over Ebola as parents pull their children from school because the principal visited Zambia... Which is 3,000 miles away from the Ebola stricken countries
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(225)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Not that we would ever imply New York is keeping lousy track of taxpayers' money, but maybe somebody should check up on the prison nurse who says she worked 192 days in a row. No? Can't do that because union rules? Swell
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(74)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
2014 is first year ever with zero certified platinum records. This comes as a surprise to zero people who have heard any music in 2014
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(72)
 
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Lawyer that double billed his firm faces $6 million in fines, loss of all property, and 340 years in prison. If he'd used a gun he'd be out in 10
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman gets six years in prison for participating in "Take Your Daughter to Armed Bank Robbery Day"
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(15)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Used car prices predicted to fall. New car leasing to become easier. Naturally, financial experts forecast disaster if anyone can actually buy a car without going into debt for decades
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(106)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Radio gurus explain why Clear Channel's new classic country format "Nash Icon" avoids the C word. "The word 'Classic' makes you seem old and makes listeners feel old. 'Icon' or 'Iconic' would seem more appropriate these days"
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope rents out the Sistine Chapel for a private corporate event, but will donate the rental fees to charities that help the poor and homeless. I can't decide if I am impressed or outraged
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(75)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Belize to Carnival Cruise Texas nurse passenger - Only three things come from Texas: steers, queers and ebola, and I don't see no horns or gay-pride rainbows on you
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(102)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Writer speaks with 90 members of the Senate and House and boy do they open up. You'll be surprised to know that there's overwhelming bipartisan agreement that Ted Cruz is an idiot
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(119)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The surprising things your zip code says about you, although the order in which you and your neighbors are to be shipped to FEMA resettlement camps in Idaho when the NAFTA superhighway is pushed through strangely absent
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Average home price in London reaches an all time high. Residents still consider it a bargain for not having to live in Ireland or Scotland
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(22)
 
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Men's Health mentions Wil, Greg, and Drew along with Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout in their cool article about Celebrity Beers That Surprisingly Don't Suck
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(1)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Company creates 3D printer that makes mud huts for impoverished countries who have somehow been making mud huts without 3D printers for thousands of years
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(95)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Rock will host Saturday Night Live and Prince will be the musical guest on this special episode from 1995
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(44)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize for Economics goes to Frenchman who helped governments crack down on corporations being assholes. Nobel committee to rest of the world: DO YOU GET IT?
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(52)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is incensed that ads are trying to blame the GOP for the spread of Ebola just because they voted to cut $1 billion from CDC and NIH, including slashing budgets for Public health preparedness infectious disease control
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(216)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Crashing oil prices could hit Russia harder than a falling jetliner
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(52)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Thanks to America's shale boom and less need in Europe, OPEC is divided and bickering like girlies as oil prices continue to fall. "This is not your garden variety autumn price decline"
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(40)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Rob a Dollar General store and get away with a whopping $22? That's life in prison
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(130)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New lithium-ion batteries carry a feature alerting you when they're going to explode into flames, which is a surprisingly common thing with them
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(20)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If University of Kansas Hospital was your pick for 'Next Possible Ebola Patient in Isolation,' step up and claim your prize
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(122)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know your dad is a real prick when he gives away the family dog to strangers on Craigslist
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Primitive 'ebola protection kits' consisting of breathtakingly overpriced boiler suits, sanitisers and safety goggles starting to show up on store shelves in the west
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(46)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your bank is making a voiceprint of you every time you call them for the next generation of security software
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(22)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Prime Minister vows to "shirtfront" Vladimir Putin at G20 summit
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Sun October 12, 2014
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
You want a beer and whisky fair? No problem. Just make sure that whisky isn't mentioned in any private blogs or we'll pull your liquor license
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"In a work of paranoid convolution that seems to spring straight from Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow, anti-fluoride campaigners argue that IG Farben devised fluoridation as way of suppressing occupied populations during WWII"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Russian media report that Putin lapped the field twice in his win? Can Hamilton extend his point lead over Rosberg? Is Marussia leaving Jules Bianchi's car parked right? This is your Russian Grand Prix discussion thread at 7am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat October 11, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Our long national pork nightmare is over. Bacon prices to plummet, sausages to once again slip easily into your budget
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
You've won a Nobel Prize and just gotten a half-pound of gold in the form of a medal. What's it like to take it through TSA screening?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Flickr feed of all the vintage Halloween masks you'll ever need. Subby supposes you could print and wear them, too
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Fri October 10, 2014
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Inmate in solitary confinement who claimed that prison guard threatened to "beat the hell out of her" dies after accidentally suffering blunt trauma to the stomach. Obvious, Asinine tags unavailable because they know that snitches get stiches
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One Hundred and Forty Thousand words, and all for less than the price of a month of TotalFark. And I wrote it them all
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
"Liverpool's giant spider La Princess lands in Beijing to battle giant dragon " And there are pics. How cool is this?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Before accepting a ride from an unknown person when you are released from prison, remember--snitches get stitches
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In 2012, Malala Yousafzai was shot by the Taliban for having the audacity of going to school as a girl. Today, she became the youngest-ever winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Mission accomplished, a**holes
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Priest denies teenage threesome, says he prefers playing a round solo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop to four-year low. THANKS OBAMA
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Thu October 09, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
San Antonio Spurs guard Danny Green takes a selfie at the Holocaust Memorial in Berlin, decides "you know I had to do it once lol #Holocaust" is an appropriate way to tag the photo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see the worst over-bid in "The Price is Right" history? Of course you do
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coolest use yet for your 3D printer: a paper airplane machine gun
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you're keeping track of "O.J. Simpson dying in prison stories," add this one to your list
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, neither Florida nor Arizona were the states that sanctioned an MMA fight between a man with Down's Syndrome and one with Cerebral Palsy. You stay classy, Missouri
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not news: Man posts a photo of himself eating a turkey leg from the state fair to Facebook. Fark: He's locked up in state prison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coffee beans hit highest price in nearly three years, raising fears that Peak Latte is upon us
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Idiot dubbed Britain's Dumbest Burglar: "Not only does the klutzy klepto fail to spot CCTV cameras filming his every move, he makes no attempt to cover his face and leaves a trail of fingerprints in his wake" (pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why are cocktails so expensive, and how much of the total price is for the top-shelf booze that goes into them?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver asks what we all want to know...what's wrong with South Dakota? As another firm red state gets thrown into the chaos of an independent October surprise
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(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "how does a spider decide where to build its web?". Surprisingly, "by finding a guaranteed spot where subby is going to run into it face first" is not the answer...but should have been
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tea Partier leading the Iowa senate race may have steered hundreds of thousands of dollars in government contracts to her father's company while she was in office. October? Surprise
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Girl who was shipped off to Siberia by her mother three years ago has escaped to Morocco, is having trouble adjusting to a diet that doesn't consist primarily of frozen reindeer meat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is She dead or not. Boyfriend Says yes. Sacramento Sheriff Looking for drugs -OR- "hello, I am write heroin to meth and wait for cocaine again
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(Wired)