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Tue May 24, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Belgium's prisons described as "apocalyptic." Well, they're not supposed to be a farking luxury spa either
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So what did the first ASCII art look like and when was it published? No, earlier than that BBS you used to dial into. Earlier than that line printer your dad let you use at work, too
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Lufthansa now offers the "Lufthansa Surprise" where travelers don't know the destination they're booking. Sounds great until you discover you're spending your vacation invading Poland
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Here it comes, from the Bob Barker Studios at CBS in Hollywood, it's the fabulous 60 minute Price is Right... in prime time... with people from Survivor helping the contestants play. Aw, hell, it's better than Gotham, so watch it at 8 PM ET on CBS
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(Fox)
 
 
 
Can Captain Harvey and the GCPD storm Arkham in time? Will Ben McKenzie take Tatiana Maslany's Emmy? Or will Lucius Fox hold the door for young Master Bruce? Aw, hell, it's better than The Price is Right Special, so watch Gotham at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Madonna pays tribute to Prince at the Billboard Music Awards and some say it was an emotional triumph. Others wished her mic was turned off
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
Russia to privatize a huge, state-owned oil company. Business oligarchs everywhere polish their monocles and smile
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fears for recluse Leonardo DiCaprio. Ever since he had that thing with the bear, he's been acting strange
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The horror: Seven-year-old girl rides on the back of a motorcycle. Mother arrested and sentenced to life in prison. Just kidding, she was just criticized a lot on the internet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Report claims that Prince might have been dead for HOURS before being found. Also might have been dead for hours AFTER being found
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
What do you think Rugby players do in their time off, besides the obvious? If you guessed 'making shelves out of old guitars and delivering them' come up and get your prize, a neat looking guitar shelve
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Rain has put a damper on the NASCAR Sprint All-Star weekend in Charlotte, but they're still determined to get 2016's running of The Winston going, even at the slightly later time of 9 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to endear him to the superdelegates, Bernie Sanders announces his support for the primary opponent of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
There's a 3D printer for gummy bears now. Sweet
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Nick Saban shares his 3 tips he gives players for how to stay out of jail. Surprisingly, step #1 isn't "Play football for Alabama"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Sex trafficker gets record sentence, which actually calculates to "halfway to almost appropriate" sentence
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
NASA: Yeah, let's 3D print an entire moon base
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Why flight ticket prices are constantly changing. Summary: Yes, it's gouging
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Former Princeton graduate student with dyslexia protests treatment with rehung trikes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Google's new "Home" device will challenge Amazon's Echo and somehow be even more capable of privacy invasion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one on planet Earth, another Kardashian family member sex tape has surfaced
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Central banks around the world have now sold off $123 billion in U.S. debt since the beginning of this year. U.S. Treasury vows to stay open three extra nights this week printing up that much extra money to make up for it
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves for binge watching: here's a list of all the new movies and television shows coming to Amazon Prime in June
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The Great Layback Debate: Is it ever appropriate for a bartender to pour a shot directly into a customer's mouth? "Serving drinks this way over the bar is a loud display of over-serving and is not in the best interest of the brand being poured"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco man discovers data on local housing prices wasn't kept before city instituted rent controls in 1979. So he gathered it himself by reading 30 years of for-rent ads, charted it, found "shiat was bad before; shiat was bad after"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sure, you have a private jet... but do you have a private jet with a sunroof?
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
For the low, low price of $8 plus shipping, you can own one of these unbreakable child whippin' sticks. Just don't post nuthin' on the internet, OK?
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Problem: blowing dust from a plot of land has closed a portion of Interstate 10 at the Arizona-New Mexico border a number of times since the beginning of April. Possible solution: Gorilla-Snot
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(Lelands)
 
Weeners
 
If you think that's expensive, you should see the reserve price on the Rusty Trombone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently 'Straight Pride' is a thing now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs predicts oil prices at $50 a barrel. Mostly because demand is back up, production is down and oil company executives are again shopping for new summer vacation homes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of the problems with Chinese authorities so brutally suppressing the memory of what happened in Tienanmen Square during the student uprising is that it can't serve as a warning to new groups of demonstrators attempting the same thing
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
The IDF offered amnesty to Israelis returning misappropriated army equipment. They got back 1.3 million rounds of ammunition, 4000 grenades, shells, mortars and missiles, 2 joysticks sans airplane and a motorcycle - check out the photos
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris has been passing time in prison by making didgeridoos out of toilet rolls. Didgeridoos. You'll be saying that word all day now
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Junior high student hacks into teacher's email account, then uses it to send a little year-end surprise to classmates
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Last week: White House press secretary Josh Earnest said it "has nothing to do with executive privilege.". This week "it has to do with executive privilege"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unable to find a bison calf to endanger, group of Red Bull bro filmmakers wander past numerous signs warning visitors to stay on the path at Yellowstone's Grand Prismatic Spring
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SEC opens up new way for scam artists to fleece the public, since apparently Nigerian princes weren't getting the job done
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders: "I don't like the rules of the primary so near the end I think they should all be changed." Reporters: "Hillary would still be ahead of you." Sanders: "God dammit"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Like piranhas fighting over a cow corpse, Prince's siblings are airing competing TV specials to profit off the Velvet Pancake's death
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah says Reince Priebus is like a "hostage actually trying to get Stockholm Syndrome"
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(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Kentuckians head to the polls to choose between Presumptive Nominee Hillary Clinton and Presumptive Sore Loser Bernie Sanders. Remember, they elected Bevin. It's your Official Kentucky (and Oregon) Primary Discussion Thread. Polls open at 6AM and close at 6PM
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Venezuelan President threatens to throw beer manufacturing executives in prison over a shortage of beer. I think this is one time every red-blooded Farker can support him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world we live in where an internet troll can become President. Will Donald Trump be our Troll in chief? Could Kim Kardashian be his V.P. of inappropriate selfies?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy whose private security company left the fake bomb at Old Trafford waiting to hear how hard he's going to be fired today: "I'm sure they're having meetings at the moment to see which guillotine they're going to use on me"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May finally have a name for their upcoming Amazon car show. Surprisingly, it's neither cheeky nor ridiculous...which is a bit disappointing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For years, RNC Chair Reince Priebus has been laying the groundwork for this year's presidential election, coming up with lines of attack against Democrats and especially Hillary Clinton. Problem: they work even better against Donald Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump attacks the Axis of Evil: The British Prime Minister and the Mayor of London
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(BBC)
 
 
 
So the bomb at the Manchester United match was actually a bomb. A training bomb. Left behind by a private security company on Wednesday
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Oversized, overcrowded, overloaded, overpriced...and soon to be over here
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
April was easily the hottest April on record. This is a repeat from last month, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, etc
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's infamous yellow guitar is up for auction, and for a starting bid of $30,000, the Velvet Pancake's axe can be yours
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Tighten your lug nuts, don't say anything to hurt Lil' Brian's feelings, and bet on the Horsie in the #2 when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Dover Downs to celebrate the Dillon Brothers at the AAA 400 Drive for Autism, 1pm ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton grabbed the pole with Rosberg right beside him followed by Red Bull on row two and Ferrari on row three. Can anyone derail Rosbergs march to the championship. This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Spain discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Hello. Yes this is idiot prisoner's stomach (graphic)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racing in the month of May means one thing, Indianapolis. Before we watch the greatest spectacle in racing, we have the warm up of the Grand Prix of Indianapolis. Coverage starts at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama sorority sisters find image for their "spring formal" t-shirts via Google. What could possibly go wrong? "In selecting the T-shirt, we failed to focus on the specific images in the design"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Iranian judge to prisoner: 'If you're innocent you'll go to heaven after you're hanged'
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The kids have a strict bedtime this weekend and need to win a plush Miles the Monster before they go night night as the NASCAR Truck Series hits Dover for the JACOB Companies 200. Coverage begins at a surprisingly early 5:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Food is horrible and staff is rude. The other guests are of questionable character. Next time I'll choose the Holiday Inn" - Google Review of Folsom Prison. Write a Fark worthy review for other places that really shouldn't get reviews
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Trump will be president. A primer for repressive left farkers
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Don't worry about the Electoral College math," says website that got the primaries wrong
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Cab driver doesn't read the fine print in the contract where he works where it says one must be wearing pants when driving for them and picking up female passengers
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(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
Offshore drilling rigs are on sale for 90% off? Sweet, time to grab one and wait for the price to - dang, they still cost 65 million dollars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Unusual number" of humpback whales seen in San Francisco Bay. Starship Enterprise crew wanted for questioning
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(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to start a focus group to discuss female priesthood
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder encourages Prince fans to start having sex to his music in order to properly memorialize the Velvet Pancake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man admits a roadside shooting in Idaho has something in common with the Jerry Springer Show and pro wrestling
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
What to do with your leftover Pringles cans? All it takes is a little imagination
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Prisoners in North Korean labor camps are forced to wear diapers as they work because they are denied bathroom breaks. Oh, my bad, that should say "Workers in U.S. poultry plants" at the beginning
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
87-year-old oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens endorses Donald Trump. When asked about his prior reservations about endorsing Donald Trump, he replied "I'm ready to take a chance on it. And just in case it's a mistake, I'll be gone"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
So THAT'S why the prisoners keep asking for the meatloaf
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
When Prince (RIP) turned an episode of "New Girl" into "Kicking Off The Kardashians"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons now biting his tongue over recent controversial remarks about Prince's death
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
The last time the Chicago Cubs started out a season this hot, a 6-pound bag of flour cost 15 cents, your milk was delivered to you for the same price, and the Chicago Cubs won the World Series
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: MD3 3-D Printer and filament spools. Reviewers say it's adorable, tiny, inexpensive, quiet -- with decent software and acceptable quality printing -- but painfully slow. Sounds like my _________. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Voters in West Virginia and Nebraska head to the polls; will both states submit to Trump, or will there be opposition? Will West Virginia select Sanders or Clinton? Polls close at 7:30. It's your Official Semi-Super Tuesday Primary Discussion Thread
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC Chair Reince Priebus calls Third Party idea "stupid". But is it 'Sarah Palin running mate' grade stupid, or 'government shutdown' grade stupid?
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(Q104.3 New York)
 
 
 
Prince died for Steven Tyler's sins
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mistake: Invading another's privacy; Major Fark-Up: Voyeurism, secretly recorded a teenager; Florida: Professor and Chair of UF's religion department
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
After six seasons of floppy privates, beautifully perky and eye-bleach worthy old boobs, gratuitous violence, and acres of food porn, Twittertards are stunned that the most recent GoT episode had a squeaky fart joke (Warning: SPOILERS)
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Mon May 09, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Man goes to prison for making alcoholic beverages infused with exotic animals - When wheat and grapes just won't do, reach for a Lionbraw
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Leaked Panama papers reveal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election campaign was financed by Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz. U.S. still restricted to financing Israel's military only
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most accurate predictor this primary season so far has been (a) 538; (b) the unskew the polls guy; or (c) a political parody account
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(Street Insider)
 
 
 
Private equity firm just got a sweet deal on Krispy Kreme
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
University of Northern Iowa grad student missed graduation because she was job hunting in Pennsylvania and her flight was delayed, so the university held a private ceremony for her. No word what she'll do with her Masters in Leisure Services
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mexican Congresswoman wants to ban internet memes, internet responds by making memes out of her
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you live in a town named Surprise you should just expect small planes to fall from the sky into your yard from time to time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If the Dems take control of Senate next year, don't be too surprised if you see "Senate Majority Leader" in front of Elizabeth Warren's name
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists" to the private Van Tan Club. You don't say. Of course there are pics, which are (thankfully) safe for work
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
She's not Prince, but she escaped Hitler and also had a cool name. Avant-garde composer Ursula Mamlok is dead at 93
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy has vibrated his way into Matt Kenseth's head and taken up residence as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Kansas Speedway for the first absurdly named race of the year, the GoBowling.com 400, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince REALLY should have left a will as several HUNDRED people are claiming to be related to Prince, now that he's dead
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"An important factor in the West's obesity epidemic is our primal drive to eat is at odds with the modern abundance of high-calorie foods. 3-D food printing could offer a way of resolving this battle by making healthy foods seem more palatable"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
From Whitewater to Benghazi. A Clinton Scandal Primer...at least the ones we know about
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Oil prices spike on news that Alberta just burnt down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I Have Failed You, My Prince Of Shadows. I Return To Hell In Disgrace"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"A new system called video visitation is replacing in-person jail visits with glitchy, expensive Skype-like video calls. It's inhumane, dystopian and actually increases in-prison violence - but god, it makes money"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whole Foods 1Q sales fall 3% as consumers are no longer tricked into buying the exact same mealy apples you could get at Walmart for half the price
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't worry, GOP voters, there's no need to vote in any of the remaining primaries. Donald Trump said you don't have to
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Thu May 05, 2016
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Sprint is still losing lots of money but is improving slowly. Which of course is the same thing they've said about the USPS since 1968
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas man sentenced to 25 years in prison for strangling his prom date to death during what he claimed was "rough sex". Excitable boy, they all said
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe to print US dollars. Andrew Jackson to be removed from the $50,000,000,000 bill
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
There are more appropriate places to make hand signs supporting a political movement than in a photograph in your Army uniform
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The man who called 911 to alert medics to an unresponsive Prince may face criminal process because he had some synthetic opiates in his backpack, and his dad runs a rehab facility
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN anchor basically asks a despondent RNC Chairman Reince Priebus if he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you missed it: Last week P. DiddlyDaddy announced his retirement from music. This came as a surprise to most people who were unaware he'd ever been involved in anything music related
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife calls Detroit morning radio show to explain her drunk driving arrest was actually a suicide attempt. If Prince only had a morning radio show he could call into, he'd be alive today
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Tupac's mother was much smarter than Prince; his entire estate is in order." Well, to be fair, Tupac is still controlling his estate from that private island off the coast of France
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A surprisingly coherent Erick Erickson: If Republicans are unwilling to refuse to support Trump with what we know about him, it's not plausible that the GOP would reject another David Duke should he ever advance this far
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The price of legal marijuana is collapsing. "It's just a plant"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not even a week ago, GOP chairman and Satan's apprentice Reince Priebus assured republican voters that there would be a contested convention. After Indiana, he's referring to Trump as the presumptive nominee and calling for unity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In today's 'a day late' and 'a dollar short' story, Prince was supposed to meet with an addiction doctor the day after he died
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report a record profit of $25 billion in 2015. Long waits, poor service and outrageous prices cause cable companies to accuse them of stealing their business model
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Want to see George Springer crush a home run completely out of Minute Maid Park? Yup, that one's long gone
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Tue May 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Indiana student gives Ted Cruz a "Too Slow" handshake ahead of crucial Indiana primary by pulling his hand away when the candidate goes to shake it
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Disappointing Prince vaults found to contain 37,000 hours of Billy Joel covers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton's top priorities once in office : Gun control and immigration reform. Behold, we are saved
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana voters will decide Hoosier daddy, Cruz or Trump. Will Bobby Knight's endorsement help or hurt? Will Hillary be one step closer, or will Sanders usurp? It's your Indiana Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 6PM CT
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Things NOT to say in a prison shower: "I say there there, fellow with the teardrop tattoos - don't you know who I am?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Prince "relatives" start falling from the sky like Purple Rain
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Townies in Princeton, NJ resent local Ivy League university's tax-exempt status and fobbing them off with $11m/year, file suit to soak them for their fair share of taxes - $40m/year. "They almost operate like a hedge fund that conducts classes"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Princeton University professor posts resume of "failures" during his academic career, much to the delight of the internets
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet sprightly. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For once, the world underwater breath-holding champion is still alive to claim their prize
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has announced he doesn't need to "heal" the GOP and reach out to his vanquished primary foes. Nope, he can win without those losers...and without women, Latinos, Muslims, young people, and much of the Republican Party as well
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you're the man sprinkling an unknown liquid on the food carts inside a Whole Foods Store, the FBI really wants to have a word with you
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Sun May 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Duchess Kate shares photos of Princess Charlotte on her first birthday. Charlotte, sometimes you're just too damn cute
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Smoke's using Crayons, Lil' Brian is handing wins to whoever he feels like, and someone just might check Kasey Kahne's genitals before he can use the men's room when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Talladega for the Geico 500, 1 PM on Fox
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Today's 'Well alrighty then' headline: Pagans in prison allowed to celebrate festival of lactating sheep
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The season of Rosberg continues with him again on the pole and Hamilton coming from 10th due to engine failure. Boatass is outside pole after Vettel has a gearbox change. This is your Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 8am EDT
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Sat April 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince's vault drilled open, Geraldo Rivera discovered
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're screaming in German and attacking a table with a hatchet, but the table won't break. What do you do? Why, you steal all the microphones to give to youths in prison. Duh
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Newspaper reports gas hitting the largest daily increase in price since March 29 [Stupid] 8/10ths of a cent
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(n+1 Magazine)
 
 
 
What it feels like to work in the cut-throat startup industry: "Our primary investor has funded a direct competitor. This is what investors do, but it feels personal: Daddy still loves us, but he loves us less"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Four Seasons restaurant tells all employees that they won't be working this summer, fall, winter, spring
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you fall for the old Nigerian Prince scam, and then fall for the dead Irish relative scam, you might want to stop using the internet
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
C.J. Cregg made a surprise appearance at Friday's White House press briefing
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Our new robot spider overlords have six legs, laser scanners, and are equipped with 3D printing arms. Thanks for the nightmares, Seimens
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Fri April 29, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no-one, it appears our ancestors were often dinner
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If Congress passes HB 2031, "Swatting" will cost you 20 years in prison. Because misusing law enforcement agencies to cause accidental deaths is something Congress wants no one but Congress to do
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Another example of liberal lunacy: "you don't have a right to self defense because it deprives your attacker of a fair trial"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Contrary to what the NRA says, you can get a gun license in New York City. You just have to pay a big fee, another for fingerprints, hire a few lawyers, oh, and bribing cops apparently helps, too
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Not saying the Miami Dolphins posted the incriminating evidence of Laremy Tunsil prior to the NFL Draft, but they sure received the benefits of him dropping
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
When Clyde "The Funky Drummer" Stubblefield found himself 90K in the hole with medical bills due to cancer, local Madison musicians stepped in and raised 10K for him. Prince raised the other 80K
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(Luxury Launches)
 
 
 
Yachts are passe: For $10M you can now own your private seven carriage luxury train
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds health care prices vary widely across the U.S. from hospital to hospital. Apparently it all depends on whether doctors want a new Mercedes Benz or a beachfront condo
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police announce that Prince's death is now a criminal investigation
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Dexter's Laboratory debuted 20 years ago, and from its wellspring came creativity on the Cartoon Network, The Powerpuff Girls and ... Family Guy. Grrr ... DEEDEE
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Priceline CEO learns the hard way there's no fishing in the company pond
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's tiniest cell phone is very popular with prison inmates, who are buying buttloads of them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz felt like a piece of himself died when Prince died. "He had skin color like mine and we both rocked on guitar. Plus I ripped him off big time cause I'm a wanker" (subby may have made up that last part)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince's final days were hell on earth, as untreated AIDS and painkiller addiction wasted him away to 80 pounds and lowered his body temperature to 94 degrees
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you were on either JetBlue flight 583 or flight 584 on April 21, 2015, you don't know how lucky you are that you survived
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Play collegiate sports? Then no privacy for you, citizen
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
For too long, parents have stood by as the primary predatory demographic targeted their children. Today, we say no more and kick them out of our bathrooms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Pettine talks about regrets as Browns coach. Surprisingly, "agreeing to coach the Browns" isn't one of them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mr. Speaker. The Warden of the prison you will be spending the next 15 months at
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google reverses course in supporting FCC's plan to make cable an open platform, once learning one condition would be to respect your privacy
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Having a formal party? One in four vendors jack up prices when you say the magic word 'wedding'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of all the winners [Hillary; the American people] and losers [Cruz; that guy also running against Trump who pretends to like Cruz] of the ACELA primaries
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
'Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?' It's started
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Playboy model, arrested for parental abduction, complains about life in prison, "I wish there would be at least one full-length mirror in here. I haven't looked at myself for months. It's cruel" (possibly not safe for work)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That time Prince played Jimmy Fallon in a game of Ping Pong
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Awwwwwwww.... Hollyweird A-Listers threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump becomes president. Don't let your private jet door hit you in the arse
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Prince died because C: He had to fulfill Biblical Prophecy?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Rib
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince had no will, which hopefully means we'll be able to start seeing a lot of his work including '80s live concerts up on YouTube as soon as the ownership of his intellectual property changes hands
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
As a kid, did you ever have one of those collapsible camping cups? Now there's a sauna designed on the same principle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quiver ladies, quiver. Prince was almost cast as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element. That would have been HOT HOT HOT
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Butcher pays tribute to Prince in the only way he knows how... didn't realize he was a vegan. With picture
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic leadership may be upended after today's primary. This article not pulled from a Bernie Bros' slash fic collection
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Take heart: Prince and David Bowie may have died in 2016, but Blink-182 also has a new album
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"During a recent inspection of the community on April 19, 2016, it was noted that there is a zombie in your yard that needs to be removed"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Japan relies on 7-Eleven to lead earthquake relief efforts. "Americans may think of convenience stores as a place to buy cigarettes, overpriced milk, and over-salted refined pork products. In Japan, they're more akin to neighborhood centers"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cracker Jack replaces its traditional toy prize with a digital code for baseball themed mobile games. Sadly, the new prize now has a higher nutritional content than anything else in the box
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders: Fark it, even California deserves to be counted this primary season. I'll decide to drop out after
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Why the outcome of a Supreme Court case about speedometer patents could cause your prescription prices to skyrocket
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Priest convicted of sex crime in San Diego finds home in Oklahoma parish. You bet some people have a problem with this
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A woman to get six months in prison for lying about a payment she presented to Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Springsteen opened his concert Saturday night with a cover of "Purple Rain." This Youtube user stitched together footage from 12 different smartphones, stabilized the video, and cleaned the audio for this awesomeness
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Sun April 24, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After a caution-free race at Long Beach, the clownshoes quotient for Indycar this year is very low. Will we see some action here this week at Barber? It's the Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama (3pm ET, NBCSN)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Special Edition: Memories of Prince
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Powered adjustable height desk, so easy you just push a button. Sit or stand while you work. Pricey, but useful. Share your plans and parts list for DIY if you like it but can't quite swing the cost. (Sponsored Link)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night short track racing under the lights as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Richmond International Raceway for... wait, what? It's a daytime race? In Richmond? Hmm... Well, either way, the Toyota Owners 400 starts at 1pm ET on Fox
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prince performed a secret, never-before seen concert for SNL's 40th anniversary afterparty. But, thanks to Sweetchuck himself, we can finally watch the epic performance (link updated)
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(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but for your listening enjoyment here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from April 19, 2014
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Bruce Springsteen opened his show tonight in Brooklyn with a tribute to Prince
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In scrapped interview with Rolling Stone Prince talked about his addiction. Addiction to recording music
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Uber drivers are surprised to learn that they sued Uber, lawyers are going to get rich, and they're getting next to nothing
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Organizer of Portland's annual 'Bowie vs Prince' bike ride says that this year is it, recommends that riders for once in their life celebrate greatness unironically as they wear their Bowie or Prince garb on the road
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Showing that their incompetence doesn't just stop at presidential preference elections, Maricopa County, Arizona incorrectly prints two million ballots that may confuse Spanish-speaking voters
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Fri April 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson, making post-prison plans, reportedly wants to date Kris Jenner when he gets out. She'd be out of her head if she did that
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Tipping a prostitute with a small, nocturnal primate isn't normal, but on meth it is
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Prince autopsy may take weeks, as they have to check everything from arcane symbology to whether there are traces of peanut butter and bananas. Prince kilofecta complete
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man who created malware that drained people's bank accounts is sentenced to prison. Which is not to be confused with legal software that is even more efficient at cleaning out people's life savings - TurboTax
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Enjoy this 2011 video of Prince telling Kim Kardashian to GTF off the stage. Yet one more reason to remember him fondly
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest asshole response to Prince's death came from none other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Producers of 'Hamilton' to raise premium ticket prices to '10 Benjamins'
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince fans flock to downtown Minneapolis in impromptu dusk-till-dawn street party in front of First Avenue, before leaving en masse to purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka (w video of crowd singing Purple Rain)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Prince left the hospital in Moline because they weren't able to give him a private room, and that indirectly lead to his death. HEY GREAT JOB, MOLINE
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin steps up to the plate and says Prince died of the Zika virus
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think you REALLY are a Prince expert? How many of these 10 hit songs can you honestly say you knew that he wrote?
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
A look back to those halcyon days of yesteryear when the prospect of a bunch of adolescents sitting around a table in their basement playing a game of structured "make believe" was enough to throw the nation into a moral panic
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TMZ is reporting that the "flu" Prince was hospitalized for last week, was the kind that requires Narcan to cure. So either they have some solid info or VERY good libel lawyers on retainer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic strategists to Bernie Sanders: Shut it down now. 'The primary is over. There is no path, and there is no math'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Prince's ten best television appearances
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The twelve greatest, craziest moments in Prince's life
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince had a secret vault which contains 2,000 unreleased original songs
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Purple Haze is an iconic song, but personally, I like when Prince performed his original work, Stairway to Heaven
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need an example of why Prince was so revered by rockers for his guitar work? Skip to about 3:25 and learn exactly how a guitar can gently weep while being shredded by the master
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Prince Purple Rain Live. nothing else needs to be said
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When furnishing your lair inside a hollowed-out volcano in which you intend to capture and imprison Mr. Bond while you execute your plan for world domination, why not consider, as your primary seating solution, this chair made from a 737 jet engine?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert recaps Ted "Zero" Cruz's horrendous primary night in New York, telling the creepy presumptive Zodiac Killer "On behalf of New York, suck it"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince's final message to the world was an enigmatic blank space
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Illinois prosecutor tries "radical new experiment" of not sending innocent people to prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco says he doesn't regret his disastrous attempt at hosting the Oscars. Which isn't surprising since he still hasn't apologized for making "The Interview"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Intel turned down an opportunity to provide the processor for the iPhone, believing that Apple was unlikely to sell enough of them to justify the development costs. Now 12,000 workers are paying the price
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UGA paid Ludacris $65,000 for a 15-minute show during the Spring Game. Keep that in mind the next time they raise tuition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are completely unable to grasp how primitive humans are
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Newly released documents show the things that Bin Laden was afraid of. Surprisingly, a midnight helicopter raid by Seal Team 6 was not among them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I believe within 10 years, a quadriplegic in an exoskeleton will be the fastest sprinter on Earth. In the 20 year window, I'm positive people will electively start taking out one eyeball and putting in a robotic eye to see germs and poison gases"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ford debuts its newest police patrol vehicle. A F-150 pick up truck featuring bulletproof doors and easy-wipe rear vinyl seats for those, you know, problem prisoners
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
No Celtic pride here as the Boston Celtics are building a debacle, one brick at a time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Expert" explains how to recover from a sleepless night. If you guessed the "expert" advice was go back to bed and get some more sleep, you win a No-Prize
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(England)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warrior prince
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's prom controversy season. Come on down, lesbian prom princess couple
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
7/11, Benghazi declared winners in NY primary
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Here are 11 of the weirdest snack foods in the world. Come for the ant popsicles, get sick on the hot dog-flavor Pringles
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
PSA: your Prius doesn't float
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
24 year old flips out figuratively, tries to impersonate a Price Chopper manager. Police arrive, he flips out literally. He does not stick the landing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's primary day in New York, which of course means that the polls are a collection of clusterfarks. "You can't vote nor cast any type of ballot. They (the keys to the building) are in a locked box and no one has the key,"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Okay NOW we're reaching: The registration on Donald Trump's private jet, aka Hair Force One, expired in December of 2015, which basically means the same as you driving a car with expired tags
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks stars as Rita Repulsa in the new major motion picture: INAPPROPRIATE SEXUALIZATION OF YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man charged with beating a 2-year-old to death wants all charges dropped on account of not realizing all prison phone conversations are recorded. Also wants a unicorn and naked pictures of Bea Arthur
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(National Post)
 
 
 
After 8 years in Guantanomo, now free on bail in Canada, former prisoner is engaged to be married to a human rights activist who helped free him. Wait... bail? Wait... engaged to a..?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is caught between a rock, a hard place, and a giant douche
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Two lady high school volleyball coaches show Fifty Shades of Grey to team on road trip, so principal does the right thing and slaps parent who complained with a restraining order. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What can't 3D printing do? This time it was used to make new feet for a duck
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
The Force is strong in Prince William and Prince Harry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats fear they need to call Kenny Loggins over the primary
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know that whole "OMG JUSTIN TRUDEAU KNOWS ABOUT QUANTUM COMPUTERS" story that had the internet in such a tizzy last week? Yeah, the real story is that the media will print anything they're given and you'll eat it up without question
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rap musical wins a Pulitzer Prize. Not to put down "Hamilton" but subby thought the Pulitzer was a serious award. Broadway musicals can get Pulitzers?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Stadium groundskeeper pro-tip: If there is a family event scheduled to be held on the field, make sure that the automatic sprinkler system is shut off for that evening
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
17th annual "White Privilege Conference" was held in Philadelphia. Which was actually just an alternative for the people who can't go to the real one later this year in Cleveland
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
An "informal rodeo" ends in a brawl involving 400 people, whips, and spurs. Surprisingly, everyone kept their clothes on
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
With just a day before the big primary, Donald ups his lead to "YUUUGE" and Clinton's lead narrows to "impressive but not crushing"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims Stonehenge was built by "Satanic Giants." Hey, that's the name of my Judas Priest cover band
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon announces Netflix pricing structure for Prime and Prime video
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Sun April 17, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Your day full of racing continues later in the afternoon with a Helio pole, clownshoes, and of course the infamous Pope. It's the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach (4:30pm ET on NBCSN)
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Gay pride
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Rosberg on the pole and Hamilton at the rear. Can Haas score points for the third race in a row? Can Ferrari or Red Bull stop Mercedes? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of China discussion thread at 2am ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple profits up on news they're have a surprisingly lucrative gold mining subsidiary now
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a "rough July" for the GOP if they screw him out of one single more delegate, followed by a "crappy August" and a September consisting solely of Donald slapping Reince Priebus' shiat
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The streets of Long Beach are alive with noise as the sports cars take to the track. This is your Bubba Burger Sports Car Grand Prix of Long Beach discussion thread at 7pm EDT on Fox Sports 2 unless preempted by womens rhythmic gymnastics
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender dentist wants to work at Family Dentistry practice. And why not, since Missouri was kind enough to renew his license while he was in prison
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dropping oil prices have helped return North Dakota to its previous state of being a desolate wasteland devoid of civilization, habitable land, or hope for the future. Raider and deathclaw attacks are said to be on the rise as well
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently spring has not come for Colorado, as they may be getting up to four feet of snow in this mid-April storm
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Your own EVIL lair on a private Scottish island with a helipad for launching your evilness on the world for only €1.2million. Take my MUHAHAHAHA gazillians
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
How short URLs are revealing your private data
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones to hold private workout with Jared Goff. No word if this is related to the NFL draft
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Straight from the No Sh*t Sherlock Institute: Poll says Americans prefer low prices on things from third world countries to items that are "Made in the USA"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trump hasn't been eligible to vote in a Republican primary for 20 years. Before that, he just didn't bother showing up
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-Drumpf delegates pre-selected in Indiana in advance of the state's primary
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Everything you need to know about DOOM's open beta, a.k.a your first person tour through the current presidential primary
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Ehime private school principal caught sayof pilfering rice balls and sake from supermarket
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Legendary 24/7 coffee shop Biff's in Oakland to be torn down, replaced by seven-story "hipster hive" of 255 units. Biff is surprisingly conciliatory
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all US households belong to Amazon Prime, according to new report. Man, that fine print in EULA gets you every time
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(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nice ranch-style home for sale and the price may be negotiable due to the cat urine, drug paraphernalia and the squatter that police won't evict
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man with worst case of crabs ever gets sentenced to five years in prison
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's the story of a guy who says he won't use toilet paper for "cultural reasons," so he wipes with his hands. Which is bad enough without knowing he's a chef and his kitchen is covered with brown fingerprints
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Just when you think Sprint couldn't tarnish their image any further, they find yet another offensive way to surprise
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Ninth-grade girls hire male stripper to perform at their school's synchronized swimming club's annual banquet. Surprisingly, someone has a problem with that
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Not News: Erik Prince of Blackwater/Xe/Academi fame is building his own air force to fight in Africa's resource wars. News: By weaponizing civilian aircraft. Fark: For his Chinese investors, who overruled the retired US Admiral on the company's Board
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Eater)
 
 
 
*Beep* Here is your 3D printed pizza. Share and enjoy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warriors' finale? Kobe's goodbye? Ticket prices for Leicester City's final game has them both beat
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan shows off her rock. Surprisingly not a crack rock
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cracked.com acquired for $39 million by Scripps. Purchase price could easily be paid in a lump sum, but instead will be split into two parts
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Your Federal income taxes aren't due to the blood sucking leeches until April 18th this year even though April 15th is a weekday. Want to know why?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you're going to send emails on April 8 to let residents know that the deadline to submit their Declaration of Candidacy for Delegate form is April 6, at least make sure it goes to the right Washington, right Donald Trump?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the least surprising headline after the previous few days' worth of stories: Josh Gordon's reinstatement delayed
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(Team Coco)
 
 
 
If there's a more appropriate place than North Korea to interview one of the stars of "The Walking Dead," then Subby's not interested in hearing about it
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(Make)
 
 
 
Yes, your cat absolutely needs 3D-printed battle armor
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, who wants to "shut down the so-called private tax system for the mega-wealthy," is caught using the so-called private tax system for the mega-wealthy
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Stop me if you didn't see this one coming: GOP to move primary election goal posts yet again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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(NESN)
 
Video
 
Big Papi surprised at Bosox home opener by daughter singing National Anthem
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The creative team behind the Deadpool movie were just as surprised as everyone else at the film's success
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fans watching baseball on Fox Sports will soon be swamped with campaign ads, as candidates discover no one watches TV news. "Most home team games are the No. 1 prime-time program. Everybody - mothers, fathers, daughters, grandparents - is watching"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least two of Trump's own kids won't be casting a ballot for him in the New York primary, because they aren't bright enough to register to vote
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(National Review)
 
 
 
White Castle to raise menu prices up to 50% due to minimum wage hikes
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Warriors win their 72nd game of the season. Local hardware store is accused of gold spray paint price gouging
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll shows that a third of Trump supporters will not vote for the GOP ticket if The Donald isn't on it. Reince Priebus seen shaking his head, muttering "I didn't sign up for this shiate"
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
It's time for a real hardline conservative to get in the race. A no-nonsense, take no prisoners Marine Core Soldier who will best represent America, and the billionaire donors who'll bankroll his third party run for President
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest inmate on Texas' death row deprives Texans of a good execution
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Sat April 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boy gets the surprise of his life after no one showed up to his birthday party
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Air Force wants a bomber so stealthy, even its price tag will be invisible
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's time for the boring cookie cutter race in the middle of a bunch of good short track races when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is at Texas Motor Speedway for the Dick Commando 500, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's proposed universal healthcare organization would rank 80th on the Fortune 500 list if it were a private company. Revenues would surpass state budget by over $16 billion
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Fri April 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen decides that North Carolina isn't worth going to, and that's saying a lot for someone who lived in New Jersey
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Netflix is raising the price on 17 million subscribers and they'll probably still pay for it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The number of times you should shower a week may surprise you, unless you are French
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we won't get a Doctor Who episode this year, all I have is this video to make me feel better... And my Blu Rays, but that's it.. And my Amazon Prime account.. But other than that, I just have this video
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has moved past deflating balls to tripping balls. Prince Adam is inconsolable
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Iceland's bankers start using their get-out-of-jail cards just days after the Prime Minister supporting their incarnation resigns. Because fark you, that is why
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maker of Japanese popsicles in flavors like, grapefruit, spaghetti, and corn stew airs a national ad apologizing for raising the prices of their product by about $0.10 when they SHOULD be apologizing for those flavors, seriously, corn stew? WTF?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Princeton lacrosse coach penalized for elbowing
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's season six finale set a new record: a 70% negative response on Twitter for a cliffhanger that was worse than the old Price is Right game
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"Barefoot burglar sneaks in through doggy door" is surprisingly not a euphemism
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mike Sandlock, oldest former MLB player, dies at 100. He was eulogized by Jamie Moyer as being tragically cut down right in the prime of life
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Wed April 06, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie and Diggle attempt to thwart a prison break. Alas, Leonard Snart is not involved. (CW 8ET)
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mattel's Fisher Price names new creative director. The position was recommended for adults age 45-52
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Vietnam's bikini airline proves unsurprisingly profitable (w/ pics)
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Imprisoned Manson family murderer Tex Watson is mailing Wikipedia handwritten edits of his pages in longform and demanding his entries be changed to include them
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
3D printing finally ready to print you a cup of coffee. The cup and the coffee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The five biggest takeaways from the Wisconsin Primary. The sixth biggest? Wisconsin is full of trolls who just want to watch the world burn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ISIS media department now has a publishing arm, and among the more notable titles on its spring list are "How to Handle Your Slaves" and "How Women Should Behave and Dress"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Complete C# Coding Bootcamp. Alternative B♭basic training scheduled for next spring. (Sponsored Link)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Low inventory causes vanilla prices to triple, according to industry bean counters
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is a house an appropriate thing to put on a wedding registry? It actually says in the description they are seeking donations towards a down payment for a *second* home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen, director of "Twelve Years a Slave," directs steamy video ad for Burberry cologne, because fragrance just makes you think of Leonardo DiCaprio
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daisy get a horrifying glimpse of the future (9:00 on ABC), and on iZombie, Liv eats a brain that makes her more like she was prior to becoming a zombie (9:00 on CW)
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP Chairman Reince Priebus: "The party is choosing a nominee." Note the importance of leaving out any use of the word "voters" in that sentence, folks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On April Fool's Day, Juneau, Alaska was renamed "Uno". After the card game, not its former governor's IQ
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(BBC)
 
 
 
While the UK was busy being appalled at Donald Trump's comments on abortion, maybe it should have been looking in its own back yard, where a three-month suspended prison sentence is considered "very lenient"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kitty Genovese's murderer has died in prison. Preliminary coroner's reports indicate that millions of his blood cells stood around and did nothing while a clot brutally blocked his heart
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads head out to vote in the Badger State Primary. Early popularity polling indicates Cruz and Sanders have the lead, but it won't impact Clinton or Trump. Wisconsin Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 8PM CT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe reading 50 Shades of Grey wasn't appropriate for a children's show
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Scientists discover discernible pattern to small foreshocks prior to a major earthquake
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