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500 headlines found matching 'PRI'
Sat February 25, 2017
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Shoeless Joe Jackson's great-great-grandnephew is a Minor Leaguer at Rangers Spring Training. Extra cool: He's also named Joe Jackson
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(Time)
 
 
 
Let's go inside the prison cell of Rodrigo Duterte's first political prisoner, shall we?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Meet Private William Speakman. He used bottles of beer to fight off 6,000 Chinese soldiers during the Korean war: "Because of his valor, 400 British troops lived to fight another day. Speakman was awarded the Victoria Cross"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk thinks unions are bad for Tesla." Now there's a surprise
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The republicans might be too scared to face voters at town hall meetings, but they haven't yet missed a single meeting with rich donors and their bottomless bank accounts. Priorities people. Priorities
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold says, I was kidding about being paid all that money. What I got was $500 and all the craft services I can stuff in my coat pockets. It's my best paycheck in three years. You're gonna print that? Man, you guys are gullible
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez begins working as the Yankees special spring training guest instructor. Which means just like when he was still playing, they have no idea of what he's actually getting paid for
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding felon threatens customers at Florida Walmart. 'Inappropriate weaponry at Florida Walmart' trifecta in play
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man facing felony charges after pulling gun at Chuck E. Cheese's. To be fair, it's a reasonable reaction to being surprised by an animatronic horror mouse
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Economic data shows Americans spend more money in restaurants than on groceries. Even though grocery prices declined last year for the first time since 1967, so Americans aren't just fat, they're bad at math
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After seeing uprisings against Trump pop up across the US, Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she feels "hope"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Mike Pence given CPAC's 'Courage Under Fire" award for the commitment to his principles over his faith which he showed campaigning with Donald Trump
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(PSFK)
 
 
 
Design students create a vision for better prison furniture, and hey, I kinda like that daybed
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Two killers who murdered their respective spouses marry each other in Nepalese prison. And the marriage was arranged by the groom's mother, who is also in prison for helping her son kill his first wife. Awwwww
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to get than the ending you want in Princess Maker 2, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? The new Australian DLC for Civ VI? Pixel Privateers? Conan: Exiles? Catching up on your backlog? Tell us inside
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, it's massively unsafe and twice as expensive, but if we put these paid protesters into the normal prison system, they'd have civil rights and we just can't have that sort of thing
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Londonist)
 
 
 
To attract younger, more ironic beer drinkers, Fuller's unveils London Pride Unfiltered - same recipe as London Pride, but dry hopped, kegged and chilled, unfiltered and unpasteurized. "That makes it a bit hazy, which is also currently cool"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know, it's getting so's you can't even hold a private meeting with fatcat business leaders in your state without a bunch of constituents showing up outside and acting like they have a right to be heard and ask you questions or something
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Price of crude oil could drop as low as $30 a barrel. Former George W. Bush Administration officials: "The war in Iraq finally worked"
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(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Google does some early spring cleaning, blacklists pseudoscience and conspiracy site Natural News and deletes 140,000 indexed pages. Woo woo
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Papa John's stock price crashes and some want to blame the NFL. Yeah, that's the ticket, the NFL
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Spring must surely be near, since the naked redneck trees are blooming
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials subscribing to that "definition of insanity" axiom hoping that Trump's speech to Congress won't be a rambling diatribe of insane racist street preacher thoughts, Prison Planet articles, and tin-pot dictator wet dreams
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: An Abstract Spring
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The DNC has a 50/50 shot of going towards either the Bernie wing or remaining with the Clintons. Christ almighty, we're reliving the damn primary
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son has been a heroin addict for 14 years; he stole $30,000 from my mother and is in prison again. He swears he's clean but I've heard it before; my mom says I should help him, I say no as I've been burned too often. What do I do?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's government-owned postal service CEO resigns following public disclosure of his salary: 5.6 million dollarydoos, or 11 times that of the Prime Minister
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence makes surprise visit to Jewish cemetery. No word on why it was a surprise since the perp always returns to the scene of the crime
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fast-food sales are slumping, so McDonald's wants you to drink up to their cheaper beverage prices
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Known liberal, progressive activist department store Walmart warns its shoppers that Trump's "border adjustment tax" will raise prices customers pay for Walmart's goods
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, When China White, Cupid, and Lady Cop escape from Iron Heights, a prison less secure than the Arrowcave, only Ollie can stop their quest for revenge (CW 8ET)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Poll: majority of Canadians distrust their government, even factoring the adorableness of Prime Minister Smoldering Blue Steel
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
UPS drones still need some work. And their mini-quadcopter delivery ideas aren't quite ready for prime time either
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police report puts $500,000 price tag on Tom Brady's missing Super Bowl LI jersey. Because nothing dissuades a thief or a fence like a large valuation on the hot property
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What happens when you refuse to pay federal taxes for 40 years? Meet the NYC man who continues to do so, with surprisingly little hassle from the IRS
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
As spring-like temperatures increase, police remind you there are better ways than driving your four wheeler across it to check if the ice level is safe
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Woodworking classes enjoying a rennaissance in cities, presumably among people who finally gave up on getting their 3D printers to work
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: "We did not locate the dildo allegedly used by Pritsch to strike Favuzza"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An upgrade to spring
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
NYC's Freshkills Park, built above Robert Moses' legendary Fresh Kills Landfill in Staten Island, shows surprising amount of wildlife diversity on top of 150 million tons of waste - "a scientist's dream"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When the lemur uprising begins, we will have the technology to sort them out
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dr. Horrible sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of sing-alongs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kremlin disavows the "peace plan" worked out by a Ukrainian lawmaker, Trump's Mob-connected "adviser" Felix Sater, and private lawyer Michael Cohen. Offers condolences to the lawmaker's family on his impending demise
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Note to prospective politicians: If your local paper calls asking about your arrest record, you should NOT say "Being arrested isn't a crime." They'll print that
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bloomin' Brands to close dozens of Outback Steakhouse, Bonefish Grill, Carrabba's Italian Grill and Fleming's Prime Steakhouse. Great, Now where are we going to go for food that has no rules?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teenager skips school in order to go see Bruce Springsteen. Gets a lesson from the school of rock he'll never forget
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sweden's former prime minister reminds everyone there were more murders in Florida, where Trump spoke, than in the entire country of Sweden last year
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Even the damn 'Wheaton' tag gets used more than this one but when you have thousands of Japanese dudes wearing just loincloths competing for the country's annual Naked Man title, it's not only appropriate but mandatory (SFW)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, the best ever television show about baseball aired. Come for sideburns shaving, stay for the debate over England's greatest prime minister: It's Homer at the Bat
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone outraged Russia may send traitor Ed Snowden back to the US for imprisonment, execution
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge "blown away" by Catholic Church funding defence of paedophile priest. Ummm, are we not doing *phrasing* anymore? Just checking
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer Michel Cohen, his Russian "fixer," convicted felon and mafia member Felix Sater, and an ally of Viktor Yanukovych, secretly worked out a "peace plan" this summer to lift sanctions on Russia and remove Ukraine's current leaders
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media notices that Trump's revised travel ban is essentially the same as the last one. No, it is actually different, according to Priebus, Miller and other top aides, because it has a different font
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fifth-tier My Little Pony villain and outcast Keebler Elf Reince Priebus gets put on the spot by Chris Wallace over Trump's declaration the media is the enemy; "You don't get to tell us what to do"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a three month break, it's time for another NASCAR season to begin as the Sprint... er... Nextel... Winston? Um, "Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series" kicks off the 2017 Speedweeks at Daytona with the Busch Clash, 8 PM ET on FS1
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Tag is for the contractor whose workers gutted the wrong house: He offered to buy the house or at least restore it to its prior condition. (Fail tag's looking for that Nathan Fillion gif.)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's your birthday. Why not book your own private island, your own private spa, or your own private movie theater?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is urging the Justice Department to investigate his perceived opponents." A surprise only to an 80-year-old hermit opal miner in the Australian outback
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Michael Jordan. Enjoy these old photos of MJ looking really cool at MLB Spring Training
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Fri February 17, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again -- T-Mobile and Sprint
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
London company creates first robotic kitchen chef. Price tag: $100,000. Profanity and insults not included
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise. There's a video of Trump aide Stephen Miller being a racist dick in high school
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say hello to Federal Prisoner 38379583, Michael Flynn, who lied to the FBI during an interview about the substance of his calls to Russia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pigeon caught smuggling a mobile phone into Brazilian prison. Someone musta sang (pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fifth-tier My Little Pony villain and exiled Lollipop Guild member Reince Priebus is struggling to bring the White House to order
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO claims US is having an 'Arab Spring' moment similar to color revolutions around the world. I'm not so sure about color, although I'll admit our government's gone to plaid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and Stephen Bannon embrace one another tightly as the setting sun warms the room through the translucent white curtains. "We are one," Priebus whispers gently into Bannon's ear. He replies, "Yes, my precious, we are"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Flynn must face prison and Trump must face impeachment
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
What should be the first thing O.J. Simpson does when he is released from prison?
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(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
New British Espionage Act classes journalists as enemies of the State: "Reporting on government leaks would be viewed in the same legal framework as spying for foreign powers. Break the law and face two to 14 years imprisonment"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's a sad reason people are still willing to embarrass themselves on Jerry Springer
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Poor Donnie won't be able to do everything in deep dark secret and illegally. Getting away with stuff was so much easier as a private citizen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia principal who ordered removal of diversity posters allows them to go back up after social media uproar, explains that he was only concerned they, um, weren't diverse enough and some groups might feel left out. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Verizon is getting a $250 million discount on Yahoo. Bringing the final price to $4,799,750,000
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Netanyahu keeps mentioning explosions at Trump conference. Surprisingly not talking about Trump's administration
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz contemplates standing upright with his new found spine
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
During podcast, legendary baseball superagent Scott Boras calls Matt Wieters the new Carlton Fisk, free-associates on minor league wages and how to fix free agency and the draft. "For a fun game, drink every time he says 'proprietary'"
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia names price for tour into space. No one is in the line yet
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"A source close to the president, who was not there but had knowledge of the situation, told me that Trump was going around tables during dinner asking guests what he should do about Priebus and Spicer" Gee, wonder where these leaks keep coming from
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff,the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee,told democrats in a private conference today that more information on Russia/Trump/Flynn ties will surface soon and "are only the beginning"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Chocolate prices at an eight-year low. Still no hot sampler boxes available
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
QUIZ - Prove that you're ready for Spring Training by matching the famous MLB pitcher to his catcher. Can you get 10 out of 10 and bat 1.000?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Burlington Coat Factory becomes the latest discount retailer to drop Ivanka Trump's overpriced fashion line
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas State football coach Bill Snyder has throat cancer, but it won't stop him from being at the team's spring practices
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Well, you know what's interesting, this is our fifth Super Bowl in the last 16 years and every time we've had the privilege of going to the White House, a dozen of our players don't go. This is the first time it's gotten any media attention"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Competitor to EpiPen raises price to $4500 per pack. EpiPen price to be raised to $4400 to undercut competition in 3...2
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Trial starts for woman who chainsawed lover to death during sex, having apparently read a misprint of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bruno Mars and the Time do Prince so well that there'll probably be a tour. Or so subby wishfully hopes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus may soon be Reince Goner from The White House
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Marijuana prices are plunging, and apparently that's a bad thing
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The long winter is finally over as the defending World Series runners-up Cleveland Indians are the first to have pitchers and catchers report to spring training today
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Awwww... let's break out the tiny violins: UK's youngest EuroMillions winner wants to sue after £1million prize because it ruined her life
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer might run for office again because he figures he's really just Donald Trump without all that pesky racism
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
South Dakota GOP on why they blocked workplace accommodations for pregnant women: "It's not a prison. You can quit"
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Right now, the White House Press Corp is sitting in the basement of a private golf club with black plastic covering the windows so they can't watch the POTUS golf. Welcome to the new incredibly thin skinned normal, citizen
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Walmart takes on Amazon Prime with free 2-day shipping
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York public schools doing very well just in time for Devos to try and privatize them all and bring an end to humanity. Is she not man? She is Devos
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook says fake news is one of today's biggest problems, though he thinks his overpriced shoddy products are perfect methods of reading said bullshiat
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
DNC chair candidate Tom Perez admits the Democratic Primaries were rigged for Hillary, then promptly retracts it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8: no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump issued the following critique after meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: 'His hands were slightly larger and stronger than my tremendous bigly bear paws, and I consider this a direct threat to our national security'
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"What are they saying?" Trump asked Abe, referring to photographers who were speaking Japanese. "Please look at me," the Prime Minister translated. Trump appeared to take the translation literally, and began to stare at the Prime Minister
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Tin prices hit five-month low. Trump somehow responsible
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Law News)
 
 
 
5 CFR § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain. "An employee shall not use his public office...for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I keep spiders out of my car's side mirror? I've hosed it out, used compressed air, and made threats, but either my mirror is prime spider real estate or there's one persistent spider that keeps setting up shop there
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
The BBC has done a docudrama on Sir Terry Pratchett called Back In Black. And, not surprisingly, the trailer for it is a bit....eerie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Trump wanted to hire one of those blond Fox News chicks as press secretary because reasons, but Priebus pushed for Spicer because reasons. It's unclear if those reasons were similar
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't afford one of those ridiculously priced weddings? Try the Domino's gift registry
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Wed February 08, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will interrupt Bobby Roode's glorious celebration? Who won when Prince Puma and Johnny Mundo faced off in an All Night Long match in season 1? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Bill Nye unveils format, trailer for new science TV show to air on Netflix this April
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Sex offender missing after release from prison. He has a long history of bad decisions, in fact it's written all over his face
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(upgruv)
 
 
 
A fire department in Pennsylvania is giving sex toys as prizes in its bingo night. That takes balls
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the most expensive cup of coffee in America is not sold at Starbucks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump 'surprised' that being President is so much work
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Even British Prime Minister Theresa May can't help but joke about Trump's little hands
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Mob boss Tommy Shots files $10M lawsuit over slippery balls incident in prison rec room
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Nestle takes an April Fools Day joke and makes it a reality. Behold sushi-flavored KitKat bars. Difficulty: $27 for three
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(Some Fark)
 
 
 
It's Drew's 44th birthday. Photoshop an appropriate way for him to celebrate
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(Tone World News)
 
 
 
Drought-easing California snow heaviest in 22 years, The spring melt is going to be ... interesting
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tired of all the Super Bowl hysteria? Check out MLB's newest and coolest Spring Training caps. It's time for round ball
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rare "cave squeaker" frog, last seen in 1962, has reappeared in Zimbabwe, surprising biologists who thought they all must have croaked
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Sun February 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51. Patriots vs Falcons. Kickoff at 6:30pm ET on FOX. What? You were expecting a snarky headline? Be surprised if this thread even lasts till halftime
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
'Italian snail farmer' now a surprisingly lucrative occupation
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest excuse offered by Nestle for shrinking their candy bars and charging you the same price: they're just really concerned that you're eating too much sugar, that's all
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Sat February 04, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fire destroys local piano shop. No matter how you spinet, it's not grand. It's an upright disaster
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Fri February 03, 2017
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Meh cartoon today, but the hover-over is priceless
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Blaming Trump for the failed raid in Yemen is inappropriate and counterproductive. America cannot punish its elected officials for taking risks necessary to pursue our interests." (*offer not valid in all 50 states, or Benghazi)
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Transformers: The Last Knight' rolls out Superbowl spot minus Optimus Prime
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Shatner confirms appearance in Season 7 of My Little Pony. Hopefully he reprises his role as T.J. Hoofer
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
Bannon, Priebus meet with Australian ambassador to clean up Trump's mess ...probably made it worse
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(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
"In an unprecedented move, scientists have released the blueprint for a gargantuan quantum computer the size of a football pitch"
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Thu February 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley poised for surge in private donations
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
If the groundhog sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter, if he doesn't, an early spring. If he sees Mayor de Blasio, he rolls over and dies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots generously volunteer to provide shirts to underprivileged children from third world places such as South Africa, the Iraq, and Asian countries for all of eternity
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fox News finishes 15 straight years as the most watched cable news channel. Their prime time audience averages 1.8 million people, edging out CNN by only 1,699,995 viewers
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Wed February 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prison guards reportedly held hostage inside Delaware prison
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass jaguar twins a surprise birth at a zoo because the couple didn't hit it off
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart's resident troll Milo announces his "Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant" offering college tuition grants to provide college funding assistance to white males
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Did your favorite team land the big recruits this year? Any big commitments surprise you? Did you win a bet on which star player goes where? This and other things as it is college football's National Signing Day
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There are many ways to decipher if a paper currency is fake, including examining the fibers, acid washing the ink, or noticing the words 'MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY' printed on one side
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a look at everybody's favorite prison food: Nutraloaf: "It's not something you swallow easily. Basically, it's baked slop with surprise pineapple pieces"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
Lady calls police when her dealer jacks up the price. No, not car dealer
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Newly discovered parasite compels other parasites to stick their heads into holes. Surprisingly not named Steve Bannon
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Trump has fixed the F-35 and now it's a 'Great plane' and he's knocked off $600M off the sticker price. Tremendous negotiation skills at work. Well, that and the already planned for price reduction was designed into the contract
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL is back in action with 14 games on tap. Which one are you watching? Who do you think will rock the league down the stretch? Is your team still in playoff contention or are you in waiting for spring mode? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Trump introduces new H1B bill increasing min salary to $130K effectively pricing out Mutu, Suresh and Ram and replacing them with real American .NET, PHP, Java talents Bubba Smith, Bobby Ray and Jethro
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos has a brother, perhaps you might have heard of him. His name is Erik Prince, the mercenary and founder of Blackwater, who thought Christianity was in the midst of a new crusade against Muslims, and is also secretly advising Donald Trump
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Even after death, Prince brings 'Pussy Control' to the internet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump drops plan to negotiate drug prices after meeting with Big Pharma lobbyists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catholic priest does the Christian thing, tells anti-Trump protesters to commit suicide
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Mon January 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL's first aboriginal player will be honoured tonight prior to the Edmonton Oilers vs. New York Rangers game. Mynd you, Sasakamoose bites kan be pretti nasti so the players may want to keep clear when old Fred drops the puck
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Perhaps surprisingly, the majority of America's Christian leaders have come out vocally in opposition to Trump's Muslim ban. And the exceptions? Well, you can probably name most of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tornado that kills four, rips through chapel and leaves Bible unscathed and open to appropriate bible lesson. What would be more impressive if the Bible had managed to prevent those four people from dying
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A conservative warns fellow Republicans about siding with Trump: "Either you stand up for your principles and for what you know is decent behavior, or you go down as a coward or opportunist. Your reputation will never recover, nor should it"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus says Jews were not specifically mentioned in White House Holocaust statement because it was actually about "everyone's suffering". Because all lives matter, am I right?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Inmates are now posting TripAdvisor-style reviews of prisons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
According to White House whatever-the-hell-she-is Kellyanne Conway, families being separated, legal permanent residents being indefinitely detained, and even citizens being denied entry into the US are a "small price to pay" for greater security
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What to do if you're a NYC principal and your school is being visited for its annual review? Simple - Just hide the disruptive students in a trailer
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Sat January 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Berkeley couple killed by their 3-D printer when it leaked carbon monoxide. In other news, 3-D printers produce carbon monoxide that will kill you if it leaks out
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
CalArts professor breaks down Disney Princess problems in new 'Animated Women' class: "If they were life-size, they would not have space in their bodies for reproductive organs"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa reviewed: "Compared to a regular Chalupa or taco, it's unsurprisingly, but pleasantly, more meat-forward"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber break the sound barrier? Will Tarasenko outpace McDavid? Will P.K. Subban stay upright? It's the NHL All-Star Skills Competition. The fun starts @ 7PM ET on NBCSN & CBC. Less fun celebrity game @ 5:15PM ET on NHLN. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to buy the Hamptons house made famous on the classic Seinfeld episode it will cost you $8.75 million. Although the price may be subject to some shrinkage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because when you think of a private label craft beer you think Walmart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you considered the carbon footprint of your emails?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Trump says Syrian Christian refugees will be given priority when it comes to applying for refugee status in the United States
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(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Election chief says there is no evidence of any voter fraud in Louisiana. Officials only become suspicious of possible inappropriate poll activity when someone actually cast a vote for a Democrat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In a way, all of us have an El Chapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Chapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Chapo. For us, El Chapo is a short, dangerous man who wants to break out of federal prison
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
3D printed sex organs to help the blind learn about sexual health. 3D printed sex organs also the name of subby's band
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do not adjust your set, the President really is that orange. Trump to hold his first official press conference as President with Theresa May (Prime Minister not porn star) - scheduled to begin at 1:00 p.m. ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is abandoning America's principles
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Starbucks says crowded stores made people stop buying their crappy overpriced coffee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forty-two percent of Trump voters ok with his use of private email server
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Thu January 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who saw someone drowning and did not lend a hand sentenced to five-and-a-half years in prison, lifetime of having Phil Collins sung at him
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistani game-show host turned religious presenter is banned for inciting violence after accusing activists of insulting Islam, because apparently that's how they roll on The Wheel of Blasphemy and The Price Is Jihad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
USS Enterprise sets its course on a journey to a place no nuclear-powered aircraft carrier has gone before: the breaking yard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The quality of British TV is about to skyrocket as Sky users lose access to TLC. 'We... have found the price expectations for the Discovery portfolio to be completely unrealistic.'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA fans - We have some bad news: Set your alarm for mid-April, because the standings rarely change after Jan. 20. See you in April for the playoffs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And in court news, the most senior British officer to face court-martial in more than 50 years is accused of financial impropriety. And the previous record-holder? Buggery
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The GOP Congress is already hard at work undoing Obama's tryanny and restoring your freedom. In this case your freedom not to be free from paying your cable company out the ass to rent their proprietary set top boxes
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Wed January 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news for Judas Priest
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(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Japan suddenly has a trade surplus after increased demand for its sex toy vending machines. Or lower oil prices. I'm sure it could be either one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prince executed in Kuwait. Proving he had to get far away from Paisley Park to make his overdose death seem legit
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump White House staff is using a private email server
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Protesters who climb construction crane surprised to find out they won't be getting paid time-and-a-half
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump still uses his unsecured Android cell phone. But he's not calling any private e-mail servers with it so we're all good
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump poised to sign executive order making it perfectly legal for him to 'disappear' people in CIA black-ops prisons, and do so without any oversight, due process, or international Red Cross monitoring. Be careful what you post here, comrades
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
High school principal, vice principal on administrative leave after their plans to make their campus great again get leaked out
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Did you like the surprise SNL tribute to Obama with the song "To Sir With Love"? Just in case you are a pop music historian, here's the story behind the writing of the 1967 hit
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's top professional sports stars tend to live in city's leafy suburbs, avoid attention. "Unlike sunny Miami, where players cruise around in showy convertibles, Portland players skip over-priced Bentleys and hard-to-fit-in Ferraris"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Teen declares how "murder gives me a high like no other" will find out what sort of high years in prison gives her
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan's comments on the Women's March cost him an interview with Ewan McGregor; seems Obi-Wan sticks to his principles
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Mon January 23, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
What's the only thing that can make a monster truck show better? A sailor coming home from deployment early and surprising his kids
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Jay Z to Sprint: "I can hear you now"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Arab Spring. New Hotness: American Winter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus: "Size doesn't matter"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's an elephant fighting a tortoise. And who wins might just surprise yo ... nope, no surprises there
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The NFL needs more overrated, past their prime, disrespectful, attention clowns
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Sun January 22, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Al Gore's carbon footprint is shaped like a butt
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'Second Day' in your office pool for 'How long into his presidency before Trump violates Presidential Records Act,' step up and claim your prize
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Pharma bro jacks up a pill 5,000%? Pfft, amateur. Let's raise the price on our pill for infant epilepsy by 85,000%
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
The Alt Right needs to form their own private Security Service or SS to protect them from anti-fascists
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Al Gore on why he no longer supports the Electoral College. Surprisingly, this is not a repeat from November 2000
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Independent football league debuting in April hoping to sign Johnny Manziel, Ray Rice, Vince Young, Aaron Hernandez, Jovan Belcher, pretty much anyone
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence is growing so fast it's suprising Google's founders, which is not terrifying at all
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rod Blagojevich is one of the few prisoners not pardoned by Obama
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Bret Michaels of Poison perfoms at Trump's inaugural 'Heroes Ball'. No one shows up, primarily because it was Bret Michaels of Poison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's always one who breaks the rule. In this case, the rule is: top footballers are self-obsessed narcissistic prima-donnas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
El Chapo Guzman arrives in New York, is immediately picked as director of the Federal Bureau of Prisons
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Weather in DC for Inauguration Day will be appropriate for the occasion
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ring-seeking craven hobbit Reince Priebus' suggestion to move the press corps outside the White House to quadruple the number of reporters that can cover Trump is the same tactic Putin uses to obfuscate and manipulate the press
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Comparing performers at Obama and Trump's inaugurations. Obama: Beyoncé, Springsteen, Garth Brooks, U2, Stevie Wonder, James Taylor. Trump: Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, 3 Doors Down, The Piano Guys, DJ RaviDrums, Jackie Evancho. Advantage: Obama
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who killed Seattle Police Officer found mysteriously dead in prison. Well, there's probably not a big mystery here
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Cocky Iowa Republican who sold his allegiance to Ron Paul in 2012 for cash thought he would get probation; instead, the judge gave him prison time because to do otherwise would "enforce an opinion politicians are available to the highest bidder"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seven times when women were fired for their reproductive choices. Your move, Tom Price
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And the final musical performance at the Obama White House? A solo acoustic Bruce Springsteen concert in the East Room, just for the First Family and White House staff. I am sure Springsteen sang something about you-know-who being "Born in Kenya"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal Trade Commission to file charges against drugmaker Mallinckrodt for using its monopoly to jack up the price of drug used to treat lupus and multiple sclerosis by 2,165 percent, to $28,000 a dose. The whistleblower? None other than Pharma Bro
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Price claims that at no point in his life he has known what stocks he owns. Because we all know that billionaires just invest blindly and show no interest in their money
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Last week: Julian Assange vowed he would voluntarily extradite himself if Chelsea Manning was released from prison. This week: Who left those goalposts THERE?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you picked "three days before the inauguration" as the moment when the first protester would try to light himself on fire in front of the Trump International Hotel, your prize is waiting for you
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
My name is Prince. And I am funky. And I am secretly advising your new president. Let's get crazy
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought it was a 'Springer Spaniel'
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
"The court imagines an appropriate reaction from SpongeBob SquarePants would be, 'Aw, tartar sauce'"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Harry Dean Stanton gets surprise prison term in repo gone wrong. Emilio Estevez reportedly nervous
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway has the second-highest priced Big Macs in the world. Of course, the only other option is lutefisk
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is why GOP has a hard time to find a replacement for Obamacare: The Affordable Care Act, also known as "Obamacare", is basically identical to the privatized mandate plan the Republicans were pushing for 40 years until Obama was elected
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin says those circulating 'fake' claims about Trump are 'worse than prostitutes' (prices)
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Trump an Illuminati agent, puppet, or did even this shadowy organization get caught by surprise from Americans being dumb enough to vote him into the Presidency? And what do the Lizard people think about this?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Neighborhood Guide has named this city the most surprising food destination in North America. And yeah... it's surprising
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Richard Sherman has a "significant" but unspecified excuse
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australian pizzeria proprietor posts he can't open restaurant tonight because his horse had a big day at the track and he's over-celebrated with a few drinks. Customers applaud honesty, horse's victory
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry criticizes Donald Trump for inappropriately "stepping into politics of other countries". Riiiight...because the USA would NEVER do something like that
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline of the day: "YouTube under siege as porn is hidden in its privates"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Dallas Cowboys being eliminated and the fact that the game is being played in Houston, the price for the cheapest Super Bowl ticket is now down to $3349
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus attempts to rewrite history and claim the GOP never once questioned President Obama's legitimacy or birthplace
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Without fanfare, Springfield Missouri recently became home to a giant noodle
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Prince William to end helicopter pilot career, take on full Royal duties of waving at crowds and... um... waving at other crowds
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Obama, seeing everyone distracted by Trump, decides to sign a law that allows the NSA to share private data gathered without warrant with the DEA, FBI and DHS
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilians decapitated in prison riot; this is not a repeat of the last two times this has happened. Man, that's a lot of people to be decapitated in a prison riot
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bernie Madoff cornered the market for hot cocoa mix at his prison, buying all the packets and reselling at higher prices to other prisoners. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This band spent the last two years creating a music video on a dot matrix printer
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Insurance company won't pay for family's car repair after a 4,000 pound cactus fell on top of it. What pricks
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Fri January 13, 2017
(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
PM Justin Trudeau admits he rode on billionaire's private helicopter to an island. Truly history's greatest monster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when they dressed up Andre the Giant as the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride? This is kind of like that, but in Pakistan
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Skyscrapers of the future will be 3D printed, three miles tall, air-purifying, self-cleaning wonders with windows that convert into glass balconies
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While everyone was watching the Senate GOP take their healthcare away, the House GOP was busy eliminating the government's ability to regulate private industry in any capacity
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Note to today's MBA students: 2007's "I work on Wall Street and stole $1 trillion from shareholders and walk free" is ALWAYS a better plan than 2017's "I sell sandwiches and stole $2 million from Uncle Sam in taxes and face prison time"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Turns out letting Medicare negotiate drug prices might not help with healthcare costs, and not just because Trump proposed it
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to get your boyfriend out of prison? Simple, just pack him into a large suitcase and walk out the door
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(Some Comrade)
 
 
 
The law firm representing Trump in his conflicts of interest won a Russia Law Firm of the Year award last spring
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Art of Russian Hacking: A Primer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Upset that the price of your Dunkin' Donuts coffee is going up? Blame Smuckers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Monmouth University to house Bruce Springsteen's archives, narrowly beating out Nebraska, Youngstown and Darlington County
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas and Louisiana love the Netflix show Scandal while California goes for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Seems appropriate
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
The day Massachusetts prison inmates took over their prison, prepared for war. "When it was apparent the prisoners were not going to go back into their cells, the (officers) backed out of the unit"
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Samsung Galaxy S8 to launch in April, presumably under its own power
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
David Bowie wrote a play prior to Lazarus that featured aliens, fake Bob Dylan songs, and mariachi music
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Prius driver located after slowly fleeing fatal hit-and-run accident
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers captured a Japanese macaque male mounting a female Sika deer in an attempt to have sex. Guess their offspring would be a Sigma Chi err Sika Que
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren uses her first show to challenge outcast Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus by calling him out for blaming the DNC for the Russian hack
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(Fark)
 
 
 
New Tabs and you, a primer on some of the new doings a'going on
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Full costs of Brexit becoming clear in UK as prices of pantry staples like Oxo, Bisto and Mr Kipling soar. Foods that a normal person would eat in the course of a meal unaffected
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Lynch just surprised reporters with the most David Lynch-ian press conference ever for 'Twin Peaks' revival
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
So if sunlight is composed of the full spectrum of colors and prisms are naturally produced by differences between the speed of light in a vacuum and its speed in a medium like an atmosphere, why aren't we living in a giant rainbow, man? *BONG RIP*
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Hope springs eternal
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Explain your favorite movie very badly. "Some dude loves Rita Hayworth and there's this guy who murdered someone. They're like, BFFs in prison, and platonic BFFs at that. So the Rita loving dude chisels this wall in his cell forEVERS and heads south"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man fined for driving with unsecured load of snow; city working out rain fines for spring
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus says there is "no reason" to check Trump's cabinet picks for conflicts of interest, calls them a "waste of time"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first trailer for The Handmaid's Tale, Hulu's adaptation of the Margaret Atwood classic, stars Elisabeth Moss as a woman living under the totalitarian regime of the end result of having Tom Price in charge of Health and Human Services
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
FAA tests drone defense system to protect against flying robot uprising
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Council cancels Meals On Wheels because it's too expensive, starts feeding prison food to the elderly instead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois
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Sat January 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Inventory of Prince's $300 million estate includes cash, gold bars, Diamonds and Pearls
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The numbers are in and online sales hit a record $91 billion over the holidays. Increase is credited to convenience, lower prices, not risking being assaulted at a brick and mortar store on Black Friday
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charles Manson back in prison, says he's glad to be out of Bakersfield
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Toyota to Donald Trump: Need I remind you just how big our American manufacturing footprint already is? You should be thankful to even get this reminder, baka
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who threw a rake at a Jeep sentenced to 3 years in prison, looks like love child of Hulk Hogan and Woody Harrelson
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shadow Puppets win art prize, presidential election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "Internet of Things" needs some privacy right clarifications
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Fisher Price to launch a high tech exercise bike for toddlers that includes a tablet holder. Since there's nothing more frustrating for a 4-year-old than not being able to check their email
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
During a lunch break filming Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, Kevin Costner says he went looking for magic mushrooms
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices in 2017 predicted to hit 3-year high. Apparently oil company executives are getting tired of going 36 months without being able to buy any new European vacation homes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Cyclist carrying a poodle fights man on horseback and you might be surprised who wins
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that guy in MA who, while already facing child rape charges, was arrested after stealing 16 guns from a National Guard Armory, some of which were never recovered? Yeah, not to alarm you or anything, but he just escaped from prison
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(Thomson Reuters)
 
 
 
New way for your dealings with Wall Street: Share price performance for companies after Trump tweeted about them ...this way you'll know you've been Trumped on Twitter
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
America's favorite spineless weasel thinks his one game suspension for Grayson Allen was appropriate
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
From the Department of Obvious: Charlie Manson was not a 'model prisoner'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on the news Saudi Arabia is mulling supply cuts
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Filibuster this: Democrats pay a huge price for gutting the Senate's supermajority rule
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yesterday's abrupt reversal of Monday's surprise action by Congressional Republicans to gut the ethics process reveals Paul Ryan is carrying on an important tradition of John Boehner's speakership: being really bad at his job
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(The Navy)
 
 
 
Are you a 3D printer hobbyist? Have you ever thought that you'd love to 3D print grenades and other explodey things? Want to get paid to figure out how to do that?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World's oldest orca dead at 105. Enterprise seen preparing maneuver around the sun
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the financial crisis they caused, Wall Street took advantage of plummeting home prices and snapped them up converted them to rentals and became America's landlord-a role they fill with all the compassion and humanity that you've come to expect
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Felicia Day announces a surprise spinoff to "The Guild"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen questions Donald Trump's competency
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So your surveillance software recognises faces? How about we give it thousands of faces printed on my clothes and see how it copes. Bonus : Actually looks pretty good
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli police question Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu for more than three hours in connection with a criminal probe into graft and bribery. Netanyahu denies any wrongdoing says the cops are just being Antisemitic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: When not to take selfies? A. At a tourist destination B. While out at a bar with friends C. After escaping a Brazilian prison
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Catholic priest accused of organizing orgies in rectory. Heh, heh "rectory"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A creepy new website, called Iknowwhatyoudownload.com, lets your friends see what you have downloaded in the last 24 hours without you ever knowing. Despite concerns about privacy, the makers of the website claim it could be used for good"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Over 130 prisoners escaped and more than 60 were killed during a prison riot in Brazil sparked by fighting between rival gangs. Police say "many" of the dead were beheaded. You know, it takes real gumption to behead someone with a prison shank
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush lands himself the "Miss Congeniality" as consolation prize
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Driver fingered in Tesla crash. Well, that's highly inappropriate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's family continues to fret over the ownership of his most priceless guitar
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Prison guards find out why the footballs and basketballs don't bounce
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Education spending has ballooned massively since 1980, with nothing to show for it unless you're an assistant vice-deputy sub-principal in charge of buzzword-consultant jargon enhancement in which case life is farking sweet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three words: Champagne price war
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Fri December 30, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
You know those scratch offs you get in the mail that say you've won a prize at a dealership but are just advertising? Well, an 83-year-old has a unique solution to handling those
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his first presidential portrait, surprisingly not painted on black velvet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A peek inside an ISIS bunker, which is unsurprisingly roomier than most New York City studio apartments
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Thu December 29, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the best things about planes is catching up on movies. Qantas reveals its most-watched flicks of 2016, and there are a few surprising choices. Apparently there's no accounting for taste
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal gel: "Most prisoners confessed within five minutes. Can recommend. Secret Police, Damascus." "I lost track of time, and the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair brought me to my senses"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The other guy from WHAM says that reissue of Careless Whisper is "not an appropriate tribute" to George Michael
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Latest used clothing craze in Japan: salty used fisherman jeans. Fisherman: "I decided to try it since I could wear the jeans for free and wouldn't have to buy any for work. But who is buying my pants at that high price?"
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(Justia)
 
 
 
So your fiance just dumped you and you want to know who gets the ring? Here's a primer on Engagement Ring Law
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
GNC Closing all stores today to revamp pricing. Will possibly reopen tomorrow as the 'New GNC' with prices that aren't double everywhere else
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, a priest and a rabbi went to Washington DC to pray at Trump's inauguration. That's the joke. The inauguration part, not the praying
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
George Michael left three full albums of previously unreleased material in his private collection
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon shipped one billion items during the holiday season, with the fastest Christmas Eve delivery taking only 13 minutes. Highest Prime numbers ever recorded
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Pass the non-3D-printed food please, this 3D-printed food just doesn't cut it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin CEO commits to driving down cost of F-35. Apparently she feels that what they lose on the price of each plane they'll make up in volume with the three wars Trump will be starting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump chooses aide Stephen Miller to write inaugural address, surprising experts who thought he would just continue his usual way of communicating by standing at the podium and sending out tweets
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romania rejects leftist female Muslim prime minister with Syrian husband and ties to corruption. In related news, apparently there is alt-Right fanfic
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
George Michael's fortune to go to his "godchildren." This promises to be messier than Prince's estate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
She was denied a Nobel Prize for the crime of doing science while female so she'll have to settle for a Fark headline announcing that she has passed
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gorbachev says he expected Hillary Clinton to win the U.S. presidential race and was surprised by Trump's victory: "You know, Vladimir and I don't get along that well. He really doesn't tell me anything about what's going on"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
After nearly 12 months of carnage, is 2016 silently stalking its greatest prize? Or is it just a "heavy cold" like the Palace spokesman claims?
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
What do masons do in their spare time? Play dominoes with bricks, of course (with a surprise ending)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump vows to shut down criminal enterprise
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Sat December 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's Slinky, it's Slinky / For fun it's a wonderful toy / What protects a bird feeder, makes squirrels take a breather / And makes a slinkety sound? / A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing / Everyone knows it's Slinky
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Fri December 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
The price of gold is looking to take a dump. Glenn Beck and William Devane inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie accused of putting children's privacy at risk, presumably by adopting every one she sees
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Trump to Lockheed: Cut the price of the F-35 or I'll buy more unrelated planes from Boeing. Lockheed: Wait, what?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canada's punk princess slams Mark Zuckerberg for 'bullying' Nickelback
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Airbus ponders a future with a flying Starbucks and no view, hope to make prison industry main customer
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(Time)
 
 
 
Who's the most googled person in 2016, by country. And, of course, Leonardo DiCaprio was the most googled in Morocco, but then we all knew that
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sean "Twilight Sparkle" Spicer gets press secretary cutie mark, saves bushwoolies from Reince Priebus
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Effective science communication, surprisingly, does not involve calling opponents mouth-breathing, science-hating knuckle draggers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia policeman sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of murder in the death of a suspect he was taking into custody on whom he used his "non-lethal" taser more than a dozen times, despite the suspect already being handcuffed
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Wed December 21, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you're one of 93.6-million people going someplace else this holiday season, gas prices are going up
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip miss annual Christmas pilgrimage for first time in six decades due to "heavy colds." Old Man 2016 still feeling spry
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Drug prices rose due to a booze-filled golf game
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's private doctor: Vell, Trump's just zis guy, you know?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Internet privacy? InigoMontoya.jpg
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
OU football tailback Joe Mixon, on getting slapped by 150 pounds of blond white girl he then decked like a prizefighter: "It felt like a dude hit me." Good thing he doesn't play a contact sport
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
James Hetfield moved to Vail in order to escape the 'elitist' Bay Area, and the Bargains. Imprisoning Me. All that I see. Absolute Savings
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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