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90 headlines found matching 'PPR'
Sat April 18, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas House approves gutting municipal fracking bans and would give the state the exclusive right to regulate the oil and gas industry, because Texas
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Fri April 17, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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Thu April 16, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee House approves of opportunity to lose the state millions of dollars in a lawsuit
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
The ice is thinning on the lakes as spring approaches. Please remove your fishing shanties and for God's sakes, stop landing planes on them
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
An urn containing ashes, a headstone, a 42 inch TV, a satellite dish, large paintings and a toilet and cistern = One hell of an inappropriate party or a list of items left at Dublin Airport
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Fri April 10, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
France: Hi Vatican, can you approve our new ambassador? BTW he's gay. Vatican: .... *tumbleweed*
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Police in Britain have arrested the country's most dangerous criminal. That's right; they've apprehended the guy who uploaded The Expendables 3 to torrent sites
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating at an all time high of 80 percent. Yeah it's in Cuba, but you take what you can get
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Original American Pie screenplay sells for $1.2 million, or approximately $2.78 per dick joke
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
John Travolta says he has no plans to see HBO documentary Going Clear. "Why would I even approach a negative perspective? That would be a crime to me, personally, to do that"
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archeologists give Altamura man an approximate time of death. Italian prosecutors file charges against Amanda Knox just in case
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Some Clueless Guy)
 
 
 
Oppressed Christian goes undercover as a homosexual and tries to buy gay wedding cakes from Muslim bakeries. This means ... something
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(354)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Average home price in San Francisco will hit one MILLION dollars this month. That's approximately 200,000 slices of free-range artisanal toast
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Wed April 01, 2015
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
In case you forgot, an April Fool's Day roundup 2015 for those who appreciate English humor
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(19)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
As the War on Terror approaches its 15th year, never forget that the shortest war on record lasted 38 minutes
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Sat March 28, 2015
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Some interesting runaways patrol came across this morning," police wrote. "They were found grazing in a median & safely returned home." (with awesome apprehension pic)
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Fri March 27, 2015
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but asteroid 2014-YB35 is set to make its closest approach to Earth today. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(48)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Obama using "Operation Choke Point" to strangle businesses he doesn't like? Does it involve Force Choking? Would that make Obama a Sith Lord? And Biden his apprentice? Fox News asks the questions
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset at California attorney who seeks to pass ballot initiative titled "Sodomite Suppression Act," community activist and professional troll responds by seeking to pass ballot initiative titled "Intolerant Jackass Act"
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do we laugh inappropriately? Includes video of THE most contagious laugh you will ever encounter, as a cricket pundit breaks down on air
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ecstasy approved for terminally-ill patients in the US
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(42)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A service Farkers can really appreciate
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(13)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Washington DC ranks lowest nationwide in 'work engagement,' with 78% of workers following the Homer Simpson Half-Assed Approach to Work
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(60)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop cool process to make better graphene. The other side of your pillow approves
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(5)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man feels good after haggling down a $1 painting for 50 cents at a yard sale. Feels even better when it's appraised at $10,000
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(44)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans think that the Tehran Tom "open letter" was inappropriate. Not so fast Democrats. They also think that Iran's nukes pose a serious problem to the US and are close to even on who is better able to deal with Iran - Obama or Congress
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things a pilot doesn't want to hear on approach to landing: #14 - "That row of bright lights is not the airport. It's a storage facility. And there's no runway"
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot outside Ferguson Police Department during a protest. I am sure this will trigger a reasonable and appropriate response to apprehend the perpetrators in a safe manner
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(707)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hunter approached by a half-naked man claiming to be Sasquatch. That's when things take a strange and scary turn
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(22)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MI "Open carry activist" decides to go for walk near a local high school carrying a pistol and a rifle; is incensed that local cops have the temerity to approach and question him after they receive about a zillion panicked 911 call about his stroll
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(347)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down before you read this, but it seems the International Cycling Union actively colluded with Lance Armstrong to suppress doping accusations for over a decade. The balls on those guys
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"These simple tips will help turn your cover letter from tired to hired." Wait. People still write cover letters and think they are actually read and appreciated by HR? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh that's cute
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(197)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Finally, a vaccine that Jenny McCarthy will approve of
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(20)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Cardinals' QB Carson Palmer ready to "rock n roll" for next season, which is appropriate, as every season he gets rocked and then rolls around on the ground in agony
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(14)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
California man wishes to suppress the sodomites with bullets or whatever else is lying around
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
To show appreciation to the Minnesota Timberwolves fans after he returned to the team and the fact the team flat-out stinks, Kevin Garnett bought 1,000 tickets for them
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Sun March 01, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You Better You Bet we'll celebrate Roger Daltrey's 71st birthday. But at his age, it's appropriate to wonder "Who's next?"
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Sat February 28, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson: "There is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta"
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Since when, and in what country do governments determine what is appropriate in Art?" You new to 'Murrica, sir?
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Thu February 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China drops Apple, Cisco, Citrix, and McAfee from official list of approved products for government procurement, recommends Ippel, Sizzko, Sitryx, and MacIffy instead
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Wed February 25, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Inglewood City Council jumps at chance to get Rams back into LA, approves stadium plan without public vote, declares "We need to do the will of the people and we need to do it tonight" to placate losers in attendance wearing Rams jerseys
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Mon February 23, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The bed-builder made famous by Patton Oswalt's "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People" routine, is trying to save the planet with appropriate technology
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(5)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of National Ginger Appreciation Day, here are sixteen things only redheads understand: "At various points in your life you will be asked whether the carpet matches the drapes"
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(15)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia middle school officials determine that the individuals who peed on heating pipes and demonstrated inappropriate bathroom etiquette were probably not terrorists, but were instead middle school boys
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Thu February 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama can fix the economy but can't fix stupid as more Americans are disapproving of his economic plans despite that fact they are feeling better about the results of those plans
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken
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Sun February 15, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Museums have started to ban the selfie stick. Because, you know, you're supposed to appreciate the art and history enshrined in their buildings, not stick your big ugly face in front of it
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(154)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Another work week approaches, another massive snowstorm takes aim at New England. Bonus: This week, we get the introduction of the "snow hurricane" forecast
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(73)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast gets merger approval *if* they're willing to offer a low-priced internet connection to families making less than the poverty line. Because this is Comcast, you know how this went
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(51)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight romantic gestures from television and movies that are actually really creepy, inappropriate, and border on stalking
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(203)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
Scientists create a window that muffles outside noise but lets in fresh air so you can appreciate all the exhaust fumes on your street without hearing your neighbors yelling at the alley cats having sex
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(79)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Senate approves Botticelli as drug czar, believe his linear style exemplifies the grace of the Renaissance
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(7)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Did you take Art Appreciation 101 in college? Do you remember enough to score 12 out of 12?
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(21)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
This doctor knows when you are going to die. The three Precogs nod approvingly
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(20)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota Department of Revenue eyes TurboTax suspiciously, refuses all returns done with them until a fraud investigation is complete. H.R. Block approves
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(29)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jay Z buys streaming company. R Kelly approves
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(9)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well son, babies happen when a Daddy and a Mommy and another Mommy and some scientists get parlimentary approval to love each other very much
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(52)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
The Midwest and Northeast brace for SNOWMAGEDDON II: THE REVENGE as a winter storm approaches just in time for Groundhog Day. Will Bill Murray escape purgatory? Will we keep the internet? OH GOD AM I OUT OF COFFEE?
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(152)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment to appreciated Steven Spielberg and his remarkable ability to capture an entire scene in one shot as opposed to modern directors who shoots their movies like schizophrenic Ritalin addicted teenagers who need to get off my lawn
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(85)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boba Fett action figure sold for £18,000 at an auction. Jango Fett approves
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(21)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"American Idol" winner Phillip Phillips files lawsuit to escape show's "oppressive contract." Attempts to contact other "American Idol" winners fail, since no one knew where to actually find them
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(48)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Proving once again that having a dog is better than having a child, study shows that helicopter parenting is actually appreciated by a pet
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(13)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't always get upstaged by a dead squirrel, but when I do I prefer it happen on Squirrel Appreciation Day
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(20)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mothers invited to a conference on breastfeeding were told by the government it was 'not appropriate' to breastfeed at the event"
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(132)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists find that "Nuclear Pasta" may hold together neutron stars. FSM approves
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(39)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
When you give a ride to a man and woman who approach you outside of the Cock Island Bar and Grill you almost expect to be carjacked and left to knock on doors for help
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(26)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New drug weans alcoholics off booze while still allowing them to get drunk, approve Fark links
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(28)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Obama's approval numbers are either really low....or not
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(51)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How bad does a flop have to be before the NBA actually does something about it? Approximately this bad
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(59)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are family favorites in your household that the kids won't turn their noses up at? Help keep all 3 of the children Farkers have managed to produce contented with recipes for good kid-approved meals
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(162)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Since eating well and exercising are clearly not an option, the FDA approves pacemaker-like device to zap obesity, steal your money
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(33)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's Approval rating has jumped 5 points in the last month as apparently being in a position to not have to give a fark has freed him up enough to do the things people were hoping he'd do all along
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(188)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
The pathway to get back to the middle class for some is to bring back apprenticeships
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(112)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: How do we learn to like the foods we once hated? Well, we grow wiser, more willing to try new things, more worldly in our tastes and appreciations. EXCEPT FOR YOU, BROCCOLI, YOU CAN BURN IN HELL
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(152)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
How a terrible Jennifer Aniston movie with 44% approval on Rotten Tomatoes is suddenly a leading Oscar contender
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(132)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rather than allocate funds appropriately to keep the disability program solvent, House Republicans are pitting seniors against disabled people by manufacturing a nonexistent Social Security crisis
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(254)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former "Cosby Show" star Keisha Knight-Pulliam (Rudy Huxtable) fired on "Celebrity Apprentice" because she did not call Bill Cosby to solicit a donation for her charity. Unclear if she was afraid he would suggest they meet for drinks to discuss it
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(76)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We are now seeing dangerous effects worldwide, even as we approach a rise of only 1 degree Celsius. The evidence is mounting that scientists have underpredicted the threat." Well, NOW you tell us
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(282)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest makeup trend in Japan: red, baggy undereyes and a sickly face. "This look gives off the unapproachable, damsel in distress vibe that makes people want to protect them"
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(52)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
It takes approximately 11 weeks to get over a bad breakup with someone. Here comes the broken-hearted science to drink with you until you feel better
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(4)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunks who clog up emergency rooms should be arrested as part of a "zero tolerance" approach to binge drinking, according to doctors
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(119)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some high-end restaurants are paying their employees a livable wage and implementing a "no-tip" policy because most people tip because they "have to" and not because of the service they get. Mr. Pink approves
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(230)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French city installs cages around benches to keep the homeless out, Scrooge nods his head in approval
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(128)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Nutmeg, the go-to spice for Christmas, has a dark, secret, deadly history that is more appropriate for Halloween
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(51)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating jumps to 48 percent on lawless tyranny, improving economy
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(91)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Best Korea would like to help the U.S. find the real hackers. OJ nods approvingly
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(79)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Blackberry is actually making money again. Isn't that one of the signs of the approaching Apocalypse or something?
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A city official saying "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" at an municipal holiday event is never really appropriate under the best of circumstances, but at a menorah lighting to kick off Hanukkah? Yeah, that's a gigantic FAIL
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(99)
 

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