| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Cccopppsss rrresppponddd to cccall fffrommm wwwommmannn rrregggardddinggg ssstttrrrange nnnoisssesss cccommminggg fffrrrommm innnsssiddde hhherrr hhhoussse (news.yahoo.com) | (31) | ||
| Fox News has shoved CNN's catch phrase "The Most Trusted Name In News" right down their throats. Butt hurt, this direction »»»»»»» (politico.com) | (377) |
| 45 to 44. Hey, that is a change (hotair.com) | (236) |
| Want a good thought experiment for understanding the difference in crazy between the right and left? "Ponder how they'd be if they'd lost the election by, say, 500 votes. In a state run by Obama's brother." (dailykos.com) | (406) |