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169 headlines found matching 'PPL'
Wed August 31, 2016
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The U.S. Treasury has a problem with the EU demanding $14.5 billion in taxes from Apple, since it has its own gouging to do
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple to unveil iPhone 7 on September 7th. iPhone 8 will be introduced on October 15th, the iPhone 9 on November 3rd, and the iPhone 10 on December 23rd
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(Time)
 
 
 
Socialists in Spain have garnered enough power and support they could topple the government and force an election. Thank goodness the socialists in the US aren't that well organized or have that charismatic of a leader
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ireland leaders to challenge EU on record ruling against Apple, say they don't want the $14.5 billion in back taxes when they'd rather have good local jobs at tax-averse corporations. "To do anything else, it would be like eating the seed potatoes"
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
DEA argues that the 4th Amendment doesn't apply to the prescriptions you have in your medicine cabinet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists have worked out why your nipples become erect, yet we still have no cure for cancer. (Not safe for work)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EU rules Apple owes its home country $14.5 billion in unpaid taxes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook needs some spending money for the week, cashes in $36 million of stock
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
After Foxconn scandal blew up back in the day, let's see how well Apple is supervising its Chinese suppliers in 2016. Workers' pay and conditions will surely be nothing to worry about, am I right?
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Community Education now offers three chemtrails classes. Instructor will supply tinfoil for free
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Meet a woman that has battled a string of crippling fears over the years, including being terrified of bees, cows, traffic jams and horses. But telling a tabloid about her fears must not be on the list
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple releases iSpy 1.0 for iOS
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Raiders apply for "Las Vegas Raiders" trademark. Also, San Antonio Raiders, Portland Raiders, Fresno Raiders, and Sacramento Raiders. Good to cover all your bases
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Native Americans are protesting oil pipeline that endangers local water supply. Homeland Security cuts out the middle man and removes the protesters' drinking water
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Mon August 22, 2016
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand complains to Apple that Siri is mispronouncing her name, so now everyone is aware of it. If only there were some sort of name for this effect
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
IndyCar returns to Pocono one year after the death of Justin Wilson. With Aleshin on the pole, there's bound to be clownshoes. It's the ABC Supply 500 (12PM ET, NBCSN)
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lyft is looking for a buyer. Apple, Uber, GM and others just aren't interested. Anyone have a few dollars laying around you're not doing anything with?
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Location, location, location. Spacious retreat with 6 bedrooms, 2 baths includes gym and plenty of storage. Stainless steel appliances in all the right places. Being sold below cost
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Thu August 18, 2016
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple dropping the term "Store" from their, uh, monolithic rooms that hold expensive products and customers bad at math
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
In Manhattan this week, Apple device owners say goodbye Tekserve, a legendary independent repair store that predates the first official Apple Store. Subby shopped there before it was cool
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Well, there's one thing that Xiaomi can't copy about Apple: its sales
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Health emergency declared in Puerto Rico because of the Zika virus. It will be given priority right behind the emergencies declared for the economy, crime, food supply, drinking water
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Playboy Mansion sold for $100 million, including all furniture, appliances, and Hef
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Mon August 15, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook: Sure, we're using a huge tax loophole to hide money in Ireland, but I won't bring it back "until I get a fair rate"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen wants to see a sequel to Sausage Party. Hell, as long as it keeps him from trying to make a Pineapple Express sequel keep it going
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Sun August 14, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
By 2050 you'll want a home with solid, well-insulated walls, a holodeck, a giant blue screen, and an ample supply of contact lenses
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Sat August 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man jokingly applies to be "wine queen" of German town after no woman applied for the position. And as this is on Fark, you can guess what happened next
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Venezuela Economics 101: When supply is high, raise prices
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
How much does Samsung owe Apple for copying a few icons? The legal reasoning involves a century of absurdity
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Wally-World and CVS say not only will they destroy Google and Microsoft, but they will also destroy Apple. And once they're gone, the number zero is next
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NBC & Lily King: "ZOMG EVIL DOPING RUSSIAN SYSTEM SWIMMER VILLAINESS." Reality: Efimova had a US coach for years, trains in Los Angeles, and was suspended for nutritional supplements she bought at the GNC at the mall
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Wed August 10, 2016
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Apple just received a patent for a 'war situation' device. Android responds with bunker application
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Dutch teenager collects one million United Airline miles for finding security flaws. Of course, restrictions do apply
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this limited supply of life preservers
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple reportedly working on a 'killer device' to be launched next year in healthcare; names narrowed down to iEuthanizer and the Apple Death Watch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Horse people, is it cool to feed horses carrots and apples?
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chinese tourist spends two weeks in German refugee shelter after filling asylum application instead of stolen goods report
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Confirmed: with new Apple iPhone, the wired headphone jack is a thing of the past, and fans will need to either go Bluetooth or buy iPhone-enabled headphones
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The people who wrote Trump's economic plan, that he is set to reveal today, are part of the same "dream Team" that crafted the tax plan that created the economic miracle that turned Kansas into the Supply-sider's paradise it is today
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So this is how EU membership dies before it starts... to thunderous applause
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rule #3 "Soap box cars are to be made by the racer, with ASSISTANCE from a parent" Does this apply to sisters or Rainbow Dash? The CMC find this out the hard way in My Little Pony, The Cart Before the Ponies, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The Apple Watch is the most anxiety-inducing piece of technology I've ever owned. It's a reminder that a worry is like a notification, which left unchecked, can consume you"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Strong Washington apple harvest predicted. Road apples still least-popular
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple's energy LLC gets federal approval to sell wholesale energy, capacity and other services of its 130-mW solar farm. Power described in sales brochure as clean, lickable, insanely great
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
JCPenney brings appliances back. Submitter didn't realize they ever went away
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Heavy storms topple Babe the Blue Ox
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Apple TV having hard time getting agreements done with television industry execs, thanks to lead negotiator's pitch being "We're Apple and you're not"
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Apple solves gun problem, swapping pistol emoji with toy squirt gun in iOS 10
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Product market strategy. E-learning course by David Fradin, former product manager at Apple and HP. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon August 01, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Job listing for an 'Ass Manager' sees hundreds of people come for apply. Oddly enough they all listed Drew as a reference
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Revogi Bluetooth outlet converter and meter. Measure the amount of electricity your appliances and devices use. Wireless control and scheduling. In my day, I had to "clap on, clap off." (Sponsored Link)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare application of MLB Rule 5.06(c)(7) when a pitch gets stuck behind the catcher's chest protector
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Thu July 28, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Swimming in the Los Angeles River won't cost you an arm and a leg, but it may add a 3rd or 4th nipple to your collection
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
A no holds barred, well thought out, passionate plea from an X-Files quoting tech journalist who wants Apple to throw us a freaking bone here
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nobel economist Joseph Stiglitz calls Apple scheme to park corporate cash in Ireland an obvious fraud. Innovative, yes, insanely great, perhaps, but still a fraud
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That guy who says if he's president he'll bring the jobs back to America and punish companies that send jobs overseas? Yeah, he just applied for a bunch of "guest worker" visas to import people to mow the lawn and do dishes at his FL country club
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a technology that would have made Nikola Tesla stop talking to his pet pigeon, stand up, and applaud
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
EU to apply anti-money laundering rules to Bitcoin, with the goal of ending anonymous transactions
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor says playing video games is not a sin as long as you don't have a guilty conscience about it. No word if that also applies to his fraud and racketeering charges
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most companies build and maintain relationships with key suppliers to keep their customer base. Then, there's Dish Network
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't like the Presidential candidates and want to move to Canada? Here is how you can apply for Canadian citizenship
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In China, iPhonies are now as functional as iPhones while costing far less, which is bad news for Apple. "There is also a sense of pride of being a Chinese phone user and owning a Chinese phone"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
1.5 billion people might lose their fresh water supply in the next decade as the "third pole" melts, but hey, snowballs on the Senate floor, amirite?
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go now seen making billions of dollars for Apple. Mostly from people having to replace their iPhones after they fall into ponds, lakes, rivers
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"The frigid plains of northern Siberia are becoming a hotspot for mysterious geological phenomena, and now the frozen tundra on Siberia's remote Belyy Island is home to the region's newest aberration: eerie, rippling, underground bubbles" (pics)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For today's nightmare fuel, we have an artist's rendering of the human body if it evolved to survive car crashes. Warning: the nipples are belligerent and numerous
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Wed July 20, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Feds to release supplies from the Strategic Patchouli Oil Reserve to ease West Coast hippie crisis, as Phish tour enters California this week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A rare question headline whose answer would probably require the combined efforts of a highly trained team of theoretical physicists working round the clock to apply the latest theories of quantum mechanics
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Giddy-up dark-horse challenger could enter GOP race and leave road apples at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Machine learning Python libraries course, applied to quantitative trading and financial models. Taught by Google and Flipkart alum. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no backpacks in the movie theater." "It's not a backpack; it's medical supplies." "No backpacks." "For my 3-year daughter." "No." "She just got out of the hospital." "No." "From a bone marrow transplant." "No. Next please"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The government's brutal takedown of faux miracle supplement Herbalife
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
So we've built LED lightbulbs that can last 100 years. What happens to the LED industry in 10 years when every home comes equipped with a lifetime supply? The incandescent bulb industry had a solution for that, but you're not going to like it
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely nobody who wasn't a few grapes short of a bunch, Darryl Strawberry played hide the banana with female fans he picked out of the crowd in between innings in the Big Apple. ...Eggplant emoji
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Wed July 13, 2016
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
Apple Watch got you thinking "I wish one of their competitors would come out with something just as generic and unnecessary"? You're in luck
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(Flickering Myth)
 
 
 
Lego releases Red Dwarf set. You have to supply your own chutney sarnie
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Apple's line of Mac computers is not selling as well as it used to." REPEAT
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas police chief tells protestors something they don't want to hear: "We're hiring. Get off that protest line and put an application in"
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Sun July 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Which is sleazier? A patent troll or a manufacturer of sexual enhancement supplements?
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Thieves smash into beauty supply store, steal $50K worth of hair. Witnesses report seeing getaway car weaving in and out of traffic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there was a major disaster that abruptly cut off supply lines, how long would you last on just the food in your house? Would you risk trying to go scavenging at the local food warehouse? How would you survive?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you live in a swing state, we feel sorry for you, but the robocalls are legal. What, you think it matters which party is in power when it comes to whether or not the laws apply to the government?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Sometimes after getting a girl pregnant you gotta face the music. This still applies when she's 10 years old. Bonus: guy beat similar charges a few years ago. Double bonus: ex-Pastor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come for Bernie Sanders applauding Hillary Clinton as she adopts some of his ideas on free college tuition, stay for his supporters calling him an ideologically impure incrementalist and neoliberal corporate sellout
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Mon July 04, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your next job could be wearing the costume of "the most terrifying mascot on Earth." Here's how to apply
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Sat July 02, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apple Music wants to rely on Apple's tried and true business model: Exclusivity
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Fri July 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Apple patents a device to get you to stop using your phones everywhere
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I deplete Mexico's water supply
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Christian conservatives debate if religious freedom applies to Muslims. That's the joke
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Apple's invented a way to stop everyone from filming and taking pictures of things they don't want you to see. Wait, that's not good news at all
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Supplemental draft prospect Ra'Zahn Howard expects big turnout at July pro day due to his Drow racial traits and unmatched skill with Icingdeath and Twinkle
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker to mother struggling to pay for daughter's diabetes supplies: "Have you thought about buying the supplies with money that you earn?"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Giant helium deposit discovered in Tanzania. It holds 54 billion cubic feet of helium: Enough to supply 1.2 million MRI scanners, or to make everyone in Congress talk in a high-pitched voice for almost two days
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Florida man invented the iPhone in 1992 but forgot to pay the required application fees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire who financially backed Brexit loses £400m in the British stock market meltdown following the vote, insists he doesn't mind the taste of them apples
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Who knew helium was a non-renewable resource, and Tanzania is sitting on hundreds of years of global supply?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm." "Dude, that doesn't apply to these dunes"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
The RNC may not not be able to get Apple, Amazon, or anyone else decent (to advertise), but they are getting all-white Oreos and Ban Muslim deodorant
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Thu June 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500,000 from blind widow, spending the money on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Okay, so Saturday we got our credits from Ticketmaster, now it's time to check your Amazon account to see how much Apple may have put there for you after scheming on ebook prices
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple. Think different. Not better, just different
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. finally begins deporting illegal immigrants - starting with a 60-year-old German whose parents forgot to apply for citizenship when he was 5
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Sun June 19, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apple bites the GOP
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Firefox's new Containers could spare your work colleagues from seeing how many times a day you post about sports / video games / animated musicals. (Delete as applicable.)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News: Apple loses design patent lawsuit. Fark: in China
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Thu June 16, 2016
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Heads up IT admins. If you rely on group policy, DON'T apply this patch without reading the fine print
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here - just the ripple effect of a rock 21x the size of the sun skipping across the pond that is space itself
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The differences between Google Maps and Apple Maps are the types of landmarks you'll recognize as you turn left into the ocean
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
So nothing new from Apple I guess
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Orlando gunman was a regular at gay clubs and frequently used gay dating apps, It's almost as if he was grappling at some sort of issue or other
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After two years of not owning an Apple Watch, you may finally be able to delete the app from your iPhone
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
How to apply your makeup using your favorite fast food
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple makes it easier to accidentally call 911
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Note: the Fark Standard Drinking Policy of "When you're too drunk to keep working, just go home" probably should not apply to mountain tour guides
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(Ars Technica)
 
Weeners
 
Apple announces it will make your eggplants 3x bigger
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Apple's WWDC is upon us. Expect a lot of talk about encryption, a rebranded operating system, and many videos of perfectly groomed white hands using shiny devices
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Paralyzed former-Olympic gold medalist receives apology from hotel after employee refers to her as a cripple, only because she couldn't be bothered to get up and kick his ass down the hallway (tag for employee)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Jeb Bush Super PAC chair: " I earned less than $1 million" to vaporize over $100 million contributions. Heath Ledger Joker applauds
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Nature Made" dietary supplements recalled after containing two additional nature made ingredients: Staphylococcus aureus and Salmonella
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Wed June 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
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Because it's a slow news day, we slowed down this Jeff Goldblum Apple ad from 1999 to make him look drunk
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Tue June 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Applicants for 'Parents of the Year' enter the contest with: Burning their son's hand on a stove because he sold their weed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Real-life Batsuit gives you superhuman powers, superfluous nipples
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Sat June 04, 2016
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you use so much power that you blow out the transformer supplying your house twice, don't be surprised when the police raid your house and take all 1654 marijuana plants, just saying
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(one green planet.org)
 
 
 
A cat in Brooklyn was unceremoniously left alone on a busy street, with his litter box, pillow and other cat supplies. He was crying. The entire neighborhood then joined together and took to the streets to rescue him in time for Caturday
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Fri June 03, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
As syphilis rates soar in LA County, drugs and phrasing are in short supply
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis voters to consider referendum requiring police officers to carry professional liability insurance so cities don't get stuck with paying the tab for bad apples. Bonus: guess what happens when your insurer has to pay multiple claims?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple is reporting outages on many of its serv
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It was 19 years ago today when Apple's business plan could be summarized in just one word: Pray
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(Psych Central)
 
 
 
"New research finds that men who are perceived as low in masculinity by women can significantly improve this opinion by simply applying deodorant"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois preparing to go a second year without a budget, as both political parties refuse to negotiate with one another, leading the governor to call the entire spring session a "stunning failure." That could be applied to the whole state
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Mon May 30, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing about the Apple Store? The complaining, stupid, and rude customers
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Stuff TV)
 
 
 
Apple's new device-recycling program called "more trouble than it's worth", just like Apple's gadgets themselves
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Patent trolls could kill off Apple's Facetime
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Hat maintenance, sending the racist barn to sensitivity classes, mourning her dead parents... these are the things a background pony does when it's Applejack's Day Off on a new episode of My Little Pony, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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Thu May 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Going to school, eating candy, applying for a job as a Premier League soccer manager. 7-year olds these days
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man applies for auto title loan so he can purchase meth. Jailarity ensues
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reader offers writer helpful tips about acronyms. Writer responds, "Do the same rules apply when using BOFA?" I laughed harder than I should have at this
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apple has been around 350 years and still can't make a waterproof phone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
T|F: A job applicants' education and experience are equally as important as how well the fit into an organization's culture? Discuss
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Draft mom Annie Apple joins ESPN, says she's "happier than a Kardashian in an NBA locker room"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
New wristband linked to the wearer's bank account can be programmed to give a shock when the person spends too much money, walks into the Apple Store
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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Sun May 22, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jon and Sansa have reunited, and Littlefinger is against the wall. Daenerys topples the naysayers. And the White Walkers loom in the wintery distance. Will Brienne pierce the Vale? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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Sat May 21, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese scientist claims he has discovered how to cure baldness through genome editing, a presumably more effective method than applying an animal penis to your bald head and crossing your fingers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
$98 million and lifetime supply of tight-fitting swim trunks aren't enough to convince Daniel Craig to come back for two more James Bond films
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Tue May 17, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Today, kids, you're going to see how your babysitter supplements her income"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Apple can either create good hardware OR good software, but not both, because reasons
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Applebee's says it has figured out their biggest mistake. No word on how they are going to fix being Applebee's
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Sun May 15, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Come to Maine, where we have plenty of McIntosh Apples, and plenty of Apple Macintoshes
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mariners fan tries, fails to catch a baseball with an apple pie. To his credit, this seems hard
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're going to put on your disability application that a workplace accident has left you blind, then you just can not be caught on video: 1) Reading something that isn't in braille; 2) Holding the door open for someone; or 3) Driving a car
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Thu May 12, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Enjoy your cheap oil and gasoline now as the big glut in supplies may shrink dramatically by the end of this year
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg - Apple herd you like touching screens, so they patented a case with a flexible touchscreen to protect your touchscreen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former MLB player Brandon Laird has it made in Japan, as he hit a home run that earned him a year's supply of beer
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Feminists at Harvard are mad that ban on single-sex clubs applies equally to women as well as men
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In all honesty you're not really an iFanboy until you have a Mac Museum that has over 200 vintage Apple computers in it
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando City Council votes 4-3 in favor of decriminalizing marijuana up to 20 grams, ensuring steady supply of Florida-tagged Fark headlines
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's merger idea - Apple should buy Tesla ... and make Elon Musk CEO
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Tavres or Okposo remember how to score for New York? Will Drouin continue to be Tampa's top warrior? Islanders trying to avoid getting into a deeper hole as the Lightning visit the bright lights of the Big Apple. Puck drops at 7PM, NBCSN
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whole Foods 1Q sales fall 3% as consumers are no longer tricked into buying the exact same mealy apples you could get at Walmart for half the price
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The global film industry would be irrevocably crippled by a Donald Trump presidency
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Man stacks rocks by the side of the road. Rocks topple causing accidents and property damage. Police contend this is not illegal
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Thu May 05, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
India denies Apple's request to sell refurbished iPhones there. Apparently smartphones are the only things there that don't qualify for a chance at reincarnation
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How hardcore is Australia? Even their apples bleed
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Software Update Bricks $286 Million Japanese Satellite. Apple & Microsoft seen taking notes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After another disappointing earnings report, GNC announces it has retained advisors to consider all options including selling the company or taking once-daily Super Mega Earnings Booster Pro vita pack supplements
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