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151 headlines found matching 'PPL'
Mon June 01, 2015
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
After learning about the fire at the Apple plant in Texas last week, North Carolina's Apple data center hopes to avoid patent litigation by going with a chlorine leak instead
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If Steve Jobs's death didn't ruin Apple, the iCar surely will"
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(50)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, if you could just look out of the windows on the left side of the airplane, you won't notice the ground crew applying adhesive tape to the engine casing on the right side
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(65)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Electronics recycling center: "If you anonymously dropped off an ultra-rare Apple 1 computer at our location, please return for your $100,000 check"
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(53)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of trash teems from toppled tractor-trailer. Oscar the Grouch demands tour of wreckage
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(11)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disney Fun... damentals of supply and demand
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(36)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama seizes control of the nation's water supply in an effort to, oh, who can even guess what nonsense they'll come up with this time?
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(131)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple prevents terrorism by shutting down your phone if you get a text in Arabic
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(23)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two damn dirty apes have lawyered up and are in court applying for "personhood"
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(182)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple named world's top brand thanks to their too little, too late iPhone 6
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how NOT to apply for a job in the media
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Solar panels catch fire at Apple complex. Oh, the smug. It burns
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(20)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"There is a dog in China that owns two Apple Watch Editions. Let's just break that sentence down. A dog. Owns. Two Apple Watch Editions"
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(21)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The next terrorist bomb won't be made of TNT or C4, but kitchen appliances: "A terrorist could go to a waste site where people chuck away old fridges, get a whole bunch of them and blow them up"
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(39)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
State trooper lost leg in 2005 off-duty crash. Responds by becoming top nationwide jiu-jitsu grappler. Did I mention he's still a state trooper?
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(10)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
How dare the New York Times sully the Invisible Hand of the Market by daring to suggest a decreased supply might require Americans to curb demand?
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(123)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Day-old chicks cause cute ruckus at farm supply store
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple is planning a major overhaul of its Maps app in iOS9 to include public transport and boats, which will come in handy when it directs you to drive into the ocean
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(39)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Let's not apply the logic of the war on drugs to the banking sector," By which I mean we should *totally* apply the logic of the war on drugs to the banking sector
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(30)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Memorial Day Weekend.. get your drinks, your grill supplies, your desserts, and then take a moment to remember those that are gone. Have food plans for the holiday? Show us what we have to contend with
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(131)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Carl Icahn says that Apple's stock is dramatically undervalued at $130 and should trade at $240.Translation: He's trying to dump the stock that he knows is only worth $75 a share
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(38)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
For the past decade, Apple would have liked doing to televisions what it did to smartphones, except that the existing HDTV market was so cutthroat, Steve Jobs opted to win over fanboys who don't even OWN a TV
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(34)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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(94)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Showing the apple doesn't fall from the tree, Bristol Palin quits her engagement halfway through
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dominique Sharpton sues NYC to the tune of $5 million after spraining her ankle. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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(74)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Apple watch so easy to hack it's scary
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(37)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Look, we've been over this time and time again. If you're going to steal a $2,000 puppy, do NOT do it in a store where you have previously filled out a job application with your real address
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(36)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a Hollywood movie premier, you get applauded. If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a prom in Florida, you get sent home
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(169)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apple delays launch of HomeStarRunnerKit. Trogdor inconsolable
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(17)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Instead of Obamacare, 2016 Presidental hopeful Jeb Bush wants you to use the Apple Watch apps
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(139)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Making a guitar requires geometry and trigonometry, the same science applicable to anything else that is vibrating, oscillating, or rotating"
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(48)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(T3)
 
 
 
Apple Watches banned from university exam halls after school officials call them "the choice of cheats"
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(44)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SO where are you stash your nest egg these days? T-bills? Blue chips? going "long" on Apple? Fools. All the smart money on Wall Street is going deep into "unicorns", and presumably, hedging with rainbows
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do some people have extra nips? "Extra nipples were once thought to be a link to our evolutionary past, but the truth is a lot stranger"
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(26)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This man earns almost £700 a month from Rule 34 by writing hardcore porn about the Apple Watch and Tetris
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(29)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply
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(98)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
The new Apple watch comes with a G spot that no one can seem to find
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(49)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Herbalife 1Q profit rises 5% on supplemental earnings
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(16)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
"Sir, would you mind trying these on? I think the chrome will look great with your death's head tattoo and nipple piercing"
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(16)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple to give out 5 million iPads to seniors. To make them feel more comfortable with the technology, all iPads will constantly flash "12:00"
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, how much does it actually cost to manufacture an Apple Watch? Have you got a few seconds?
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(44)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First wave of bogus lawsuits against Apple Watch begin, claiming they cause traffic accidents. Man, I hope these plaintiffs take taxis to court, because Steve Jobs will be driving home in their cars
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(39)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Applejack wins the rodeo, the Cutie Mark Crusaders find Troubleshoes, and Braeburn strikes a pose for "Appleoosa's Most Wanted" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia to investigate Apple for distributing gay propaganda via *shakes magic 8 ball* that free U2 album
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(27)
 
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Muskogee, Oklahoma man bitten in the nipple by a zebra
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(48)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Mac Life)
 
 
 
Tattoo ink may cause Apple Watch to malfunction, creating horrific conundrum for hipsters everywhere
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(63)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple would like to remind you that it's always smug o'clock
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(79)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's nice to have a little extra cash on hand. If you're Apple, it's $194 billion. Yes, with a "b"
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(68)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Will it Blend: the Apple Watch edition
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(50)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Best Buy announces it will accept Apple Pay. Even though the majority of Apple users are too good to shop at Best Buy
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(48)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apple iPad going the way of the iDodo
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(119)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
"We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch"
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You can now apply for asylum in Britain if you are being persecuted at home for being an alcoholic
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apple Watch demonstrator accidentally buys an Xbox One
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(36)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember when Exxon was determined to be the next Apple? Us neither, but it happened
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(6)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who had stars tattooed on face applies for welfare complaining no one will hire her now (pics)
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(74)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drone paraglider and gyrocopter could revolutionize delivery of troop supplies, campaign finance reform messages to U.S. Capitol
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(10)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
...and today's college that accidentally accepted rejected applicants is....(spins wheel)....Drexel University
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(42)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
US to supply Iraq with F-16s. Because it worked so well the last time
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(62)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The old saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach" also applies to this woman (probably not safe for work, lunch, faith in humanity)
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(113)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here are 5 vintage appliances that could have killed you. Wait, a toaster could really be that lethal?
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(36)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark goes with "Meet the Parrots" and can't even squeeze in a milk the avian nipples joke? What is this world coming to?
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(3)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
O'Malley f**king applies to be Hillary's Biden
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(71)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
London homeowner applies for permission to demolish house and rebuild with two-story basement. Neighbors object. Homeowner responds in hilarious fashion
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(115)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple Watch presale numbers may be as high as 2.3 million. Or not. We don't know
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(5)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One million Apple Watches sold in just six hours. Mostly to people who came into their store, saw a box that had the Apple logo and immediately had to buy whatever was inside
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(65)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires - SpaceX attempts ISS resupply and first-stage landing again today. Launch at 4:10 EDT, coverage starts at 3:00. Just Read the Instructions
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(343)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Serious security flaw found in OSX. Apple only fixing the flaw in Yosemite because programming is hard and stuff
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(102)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, them apples didn't fall far from the jibbering whacko moonbat lunatic tree. With likely meme picture
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(136)
 
(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
$675/mo luxury apartments in Manhattan available. Submit your application along with a $10,000 contribution to the political party of your choice
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(36)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big Ang got her Adam's apple removed
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(38)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As the aroused male tried to mount the female, he somehow lost his balance and toppled over onto his back, unable to get back up. Just like your last Fark party
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(47)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman tries to conquer her crippling fear of heights by riding massive ferris wheel. Didn't work (video)
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(53)
 
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
Apple can't sell its new watch in Switzerland because some Swiss guy registered the trademark 'Apple watch' and 'Apple jewelry' 30 years ago
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(67)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Long Island high school senior accepted by all colleges to which he applied. News: All 8 Ivy League colleges
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(32)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wiccans say Indiana religious freedom law opens the door to polygamy, nude rituals at the Capitol. Silly Wiccans, don't you realize "religious freedom" only applies to Christians in this country?
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(138)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
For Windows 10, the applications formerly known as Windows 8 apps, Metro apps, Metro-style apps, Modern apps, Windows Store apps, and Universal apps will now be known as Windows apps. Tomorrow, they may be P-Diddy apps
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(62)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Police raid classic pot and pizza parlor. Police point out that "You'd have to be high to put pineapple on pizza." (With Scrimshaw guest hosting for WTFark)
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(58)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
The creation of the religious right and the birth of Supply Side Jesus
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(168)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Man shot when two motorcycle clubs get into a fight at an Applebee's. Wait, Applebee's?
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(95)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
While Pete Rose waits for MLB to consider his application for reinstatement, MLB is busy investigating Marlins pitcher Jarred Cosart for alleged ties to gambling
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(15)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
The U.S. Supreme Court will hear arguments Monday morning on whether the First Amendment applies to license plates
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(200)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Shortest path problems, a key feature of graph theory with a whole lot of pretty obvious real-world applications, get insanely deep very fast. Google Maps does this for us now and we don't even really think about what a complex task it is"
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(45)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Firefighters battling extra alarm fire at fire extinguisher factory hampered by a poor water supply
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Global population to outstrip the world's fresh water supply by mid-century. Researchers look to the French who conserve water by drinking only wine and bathing every other week
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(62)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hi i wud lIk 2 apply 4 d job @ ur firm pls wb asap LOL
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(181)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son was at a sleepover and all the boys spread peanut butter on their nipples and let a dog lick it off. Should I be worried about this? What if one of those kids had a peanut allergy?"
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New application substitutes words in users' electronic communiqués so one can appear more perspicacious and sesquipedalian
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(40)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apple Pay is super easy to set up. So easy in fact, six percent of transactions are fraud
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(78)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Turns out that people don't actually want to use a phone to pay for things after all. Your move, Apple
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(118)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House: We have been so transparent, the country doesn't need the Freedom of Information Act to apply to us anymore. Anyways, we changed the regulations and now it doesn't. See? Transparency
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(140)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Al Gore [is on the Board of Directors of Apple, a company credited as having] invented USB [Type C]. Presumably on a MBP
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(50)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook updates its takedown guidelines: butts, nipples, and terrorists all deemed equally bad
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(22)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kingston, Jamaica visits Denver, Colorado to learn how to marijuana: "I'm learning some new stuff, so it's good education. It's a lot to learn and understand and see how that can apply at home or why we shouldn't apply certain things"
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(38)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Uber to supply their drivers with a fleet of electric cars. But don't worry, they're still totally not a taxi company. Would a taxi company charge their drivers $200/week for use of their cabs?
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(57)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan's son proves that the apple can, in fact, fall very, very, very far -- billions of miles, perhaps -- from the tree
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(123)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Feeling patriotic? Enough to buy a Billy Bass that sings the Star Spangled Banner? Well, too bad. The best we can get is this self-wagging 18 inch replica American Flag that's a perfect decoration for your dinner table, right next to the apple pie
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(28)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Minimalist posters of vintage computer brands make us pine for a time when Apple was lame
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(22)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Network World)
 
 
 
It doesn't take a genius to see why Apple stores are disrupting the economics of shopping malls
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple is a threat to luxury watchmakers like Rolex and Seiko
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(115)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nine reasons only a tool would buy the Apple Watch
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese ALREADY making $38 knockoffs of the Apple watch
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(47)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's it like to wear an Apple watch? Well, for one, the smug is almost overpowering
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(70)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Good news - Apple's plan to brainwash us all might not be working as well as they'd hoped
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(125)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apple Watch could cost *puts pinky to mouth* 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Okay, maybe only 8000 Euros, but with the exchange rate, we're close. Right? 1 Million Canadian dollars then?
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(156)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Applebee's unveils revamped appetizer menu, which appears to have been artfully copied from Guy Fieri collection and slathered with sriracha
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(37)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Want to use Apple's new watch? Great, you've got 10 seconds. Ready? GO
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(69)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon, Apple, AT&T, Cablevision, Cisco, Comcast, Cox, DirecTV, Dropbox, eBay, EA, Facebook, Google, Groupon, HP, Intel, Intuit, Microsoft, Orbitz, Pandora, Qualcomm, Twitter, Verizon. 376 companies have banded together to fight Republicans
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(76)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Samsung: "In order to be like Apple, we gave up waterproofing phones and took away expandable memory and batteries." Apple: "Behold, waterproofing"
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(116)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Scalia wonder how a broccoli mandate applies to this case? How many times will Kennedy mention children's dignity? And how rambling of a response will Breyer give the plaintiffs? This is YOUR King v. Burwell SCOTUS hearing discussion thread
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(223)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
How Apple Pay is becoming a new platform for thieves
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(25)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the McDonald's apple pies are right behind the cash register?
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(59)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says the Apple Watch will make car keys, which are pretty much obsolete, obsolete
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Fri February 27, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
A glut of PhDs means the answer to "What's up, Doc?" is "filling out my 50th application"
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(53)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cigarettes seized from ice cream van as 'black lung ripple' turns out not be a flavor
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apple getting nibbled by troublesome parasite that simply will not go away
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(36)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Apple will add seven new languages to Siri, which include Russian, Thai, Turkish. Will immediately come in handy for understanding the person on the Apple tech support line
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(20)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China drops Apple, Cisco, Citrix, and McAfee from official list of approved products for government procurement, recommends Ippel, Sizzko, Sitryx, and MacIffy instead
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Tue February 24, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Want a comp ticket to sit ringside at the Floyd Mayweather Jr./ Manny Pacquiao fight? Those with a line of credit less than $250,000 need not apply
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple to spend $2 billion on new European data centers, but you could probably build them for less with parts from Newegg
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(59)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Fancy a job which might take you into a world of murder and wife-swapping, where wicked villains turn into mighty heroes? No problem. All you need do is to apply to the National Trust in Cornwall for a job as a volunteer chough ranger"
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wanted: Examiners for newly developed breast cancer screening technique. Applicants must be comfortable touching women's breasts, female, and blind (probably not safe for work)
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Sat February 21, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is poised to strike a crippling blow to Unions
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is being sued for hiring employees
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon University: "To the 800 applicants that wrongly got in, sorry about that. We're cool now, right?"
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(67)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that has no idea of what its doing says that Apple has no idea what they are doing
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Mon February 16, 2015
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
LG's head of home appliances has been arrested on charges that he and two other executives sabotaged a Samsung washing machine at IFA 2014 (w/ vid)
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(31)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
How Apple is getting a $28 million windfall from Arizona, while they only plan on creating 150 jobs there
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(29)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good apples are not grown. They're scientifically engineered
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(55)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Without Jobs to invent new things, old-school Apple fans revert to gushing over Apple font history. "Even though it looks leaden and dated to our eyes now, in fact a little bit of Motter Tektura survives on every Apple product even to this day"
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First genetically modified apples that don't brown will definitely improve their core value
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(47)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(The East African)
 
 
 
UN about to reduce the world's legal supply of ketamine to near zero to curb illegal use. Except it's the anaesthetic of choice in the Third World, because it's safe, cheap and is the only one that sedates without affecting breathing or BP
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple might be working on a general electric car to compete with Telsa
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(92)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Good news: New pill for new mothers helps increase milk supply, boost energy and even help with postpartum depression. Bad news: It's made of placenta
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Thu February 12, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama police cripple Indian grandfather for the crime of "being a skinny black guy wearing a toboggan"
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(154)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
JetBlue becomes first airline to accept Apple Pay for snacks and fees. As opposed to United Airlines who allows passengers to pay fees by taking out a second mortgage
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Presidents' Day George Washington's favorite tipple. With the amount of alcohol in this, it makes the holiday complete for Farkers
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(5)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple has finally killed the latest iOS 8 jailbreak in case you were wondering why your phone doesn't work today
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate is more American than apple pie because George Washington drank it for breakfast. However, disgusting as it seems, he added chili powder to the confection
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There's the garden variety kind of screwed, then there's stuck on a frozen Arctic rock with no transportation and no supplies kind of screwed
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(122)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Cook digs between seat cushions of his office couch, finds $850 million to build solar farm to power Apple's new headquarters
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apple will come to a rest next to the tree today
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(59)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl Scout sets up outside marijuana dispensary once again to sell cripplingly addictive substances to poor, unsuspecting potheads
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(53)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brands are not your friends. McDonald's will not help you move. Coca-Cola's feelings are not actually being hurt by twitter pranksters. Apple isn't going to sleep with you if you spend all night raving about the iPhone 6 on the Geek tab
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(201)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Survivalist preparing for the collapse of America has stockpiled food and supplies. Article has helpful map to his stockpile, you know, just in case
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(114)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jordan applies afterburners to ISIS with 56 air strikes in 3 days
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(220)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Herbal supplements are a shining example of how profitable businesses can be without all that pesky government interference, and deregulating more businesses will holistically improve our society (This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA)
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Wed February 04, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
U.S. to begin destroying its stockpile of mustard gas. Refusing to budge on its supply of ketchup and mayonnaise gas
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(55)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man buys thinnest, lightest state-of-the-art Apple MacBook EVER on eBay
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(55)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supplements at major retailers like Walmart, GNC, and Target contain little or no gingko biloba, St. John's wort, or valerian root. Instead testers found: Powdered rice, beans, peas and wild carrots, asparagus and spruce
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(133)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The West MUST Back Ukraine." Have we not done that? Have we not put sanctions on Russia, which has helped to cripple their economy? Have we not sided with Ukraine on almost every dispute in this? Oh, I see. You want military intervention
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