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302 headlines found matching 'PM ET'
Mon June 26, 2017
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, today at 2pm ET A.D., Twitch will stream 6 days of MST3K. La la la
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retail store closings now number 5,300, triple the rate of last year. Even more shocking - Sears and Kmart are still open
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy embark on a road trip in search of God. But God has other plans and sends The Saint of Killers to track them down. The comedy turns deadly in "On the Road." It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Madison was a bad ass, she does something stupid. At least we get Strand and Salazar in this episode, but the undead continue to outwit the living. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The confusion continues as Evil Dale continues his insane quest to do whatever it is he needs to do as Good Dale wanders. What does Laura Palmer's diary have to do with anything? Twin Peaks, 9pm ET on Showtime
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 112 Michael Chiesa vs Kevin Lee, Johny "Rumble" Hendricks vs Tim Boesch, BJ Penn vs Dennis Siver. Fight Pass prelims at 5:30pm ET, Prelims at 7pm on Fox Sports 2, main card at 9pm on Fox Sports 1
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
For the first time SpaceX will launch a second Falcon 9 within 48 hrs. This one with the second 10 Iridium LEO comsats will go from Vandenberg at ~4:25 pm ET. Look for a softer first stage drone ship landing about 10 mins later
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Boris Said is back and it's going to be Alon Day when they have to make right turns in wine country as the NASCAR Boone's Farm Cup Series comes to Sonoma Raceway for one of the best races of the year at the Toyota/Save Mart 350, 3pm ET on FS1
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows in qualifying, can they keep the clownshoes behind them? It's the Kohler Grand Prix at Road America, 1pm ET on NBCSN
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Missy, Bill, and Nardole are on a ship plunging into a black hole as the Mondasian Cybermen make their return. One dies before the night ends in "World Enough in Time". Doctor Who, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Xfinity cars hit the track for the Did You Know We Grow Corn In Iowa 250 tonight at 8:30pm ET on FS1
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 180 live from Madison Square Garden. Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva, Fedor Emelianenko vs Matt Mitrione. Early prelims stream at 6pm ET, Prelims at 8pm on Spike TV, main card PPV at 10pm
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Before the Expansion Draft dust has settled, it's Entry Draft time. Will the Devils take Hischier or Patrick? Will the Golden Knights gather a 4th 1st round pick? Will there be anyone left at the Yotes table to make theirs? 7pm ET NBCSN, SN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will we get an epic news dump? Will we get a high up resignation? Indictments? Retirements? Will Donnie Two Scoops go into a twitshiat of rage? That's totally my band name. THIS is your Friday Trump News Dump scandal/rumor thread. (~6pm ET news dump)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bulgaria gets its first comsat, courtesy of SpaceX and a certified pre-owned rocket. The weather geeks give this a 90% chance of GO. Launch window opens at 2:10pm ET, live stream starts about 20 minutes before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert soon to come down with a severe case of Polonium 210
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
We need a CFL thread. No snarky headline, just football Riders vs Alouettes @ 7:30pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Vlad get his sanctions lifted? Will Donnie Two Scoops get his Kompromat back? Will Yertle try to kill 24M Americans by the end of the day? Will Snekretary go on a grand adventure? THIS is your Trump administration scandal/rumor thread (~6pm ET drop)
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Wed June 21, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO is next to advance in the Cueto Cup? WILL Kassius Ohno survive Black Mass? CAN Ember Moon wrestle an entire match without getting re-injured? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel be fatter? Will he answer only questions from Russian news outlets? Will this be our last sighting of Snekretary? *huuuuuuuuuff* SNEKRETARY'S BACK, APRIL. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm ET start)
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Mon June 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos $5 billion away from being world's richest man; in an effort to take first place, you are no longer allowed to sell used CDs on Amazon unless you have a commercial account
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Daniel Salazar has returned and is Strand's only hope at getting out of the dam mess as Junkie Depp remains the smartest person in the apocalypse. Which isn't saying much. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET, AMC
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A Shadow is cast over Easter as Wednesday continues rallying the Old Gods against the New Gods. Will Mr. Nancy be enough to convince Easter to join the fight? It's the season finale of American Gods, 9pm ET on Starz
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Randy Orton be hindered by the Home Town Curse? Who will perform the craziest spot of the night? Will anyone be pleased by the winners of the ladder matches? Money In The Bank tonight on the WWE Network at 8pm ET, Kickoff show at 7:30pm
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Brad is a horsie, Kyle is a Shrub, Danica is a person with feelings, and it's not a chicken it's a baby as the NASCAR Monster Chiller Horror Theater Cup Series heads to Michigan for the FireKeepers Losers Weepers Casino 400, 3pm ET on FS1
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Nardole and Bill visit Scotland in 2 AD to face a monster and deliver some witty one liners in "The Eaters of Light", 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because those who forget history are doomed to repeat it, let's take a look back 45 years. "All the President's Men - Revisited" with Woodward and Bernstein on MSNBC at 9pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series is at Michigan at 1:30pm ET on FS1, then the Truck Series has the nightcap at Gateway. Qualifying at 7pm and racing at 8:30pm on FS1
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Fri June 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets truth, Rosenstein may recuse and the Senate slinks in secrecy. It's the MSNBC prime time news block/dump thread, starting at 9pm ET on MSNBC
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions announce he's cracking down on old coots who insist on investigating Trump? Will Trump tweet about his third birthday scoop? Will we all live happily ever after? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation news recap thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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Wed June 14, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Asuka survive a Triple Threat with her NXT Women's Title intact? WHO will pass the 1st Round of the Cueto Cup? IS a 3rd question necessary? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey
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Tue June 13, 2017
(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because he is guilty as sin and is afraid investigators are getting close
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Mon June 12, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Jimmy takes up an old pastime, Nacho tries to lay low from the Salamancas, and Kim faces her greatest moral challenge yet in the penultimate episode of Better Call Saul, 10pm ET on AMC
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Is it time for Golden State to close out the series, or does Cleveland still have a little fight left to extend this to six games? This is YOUR NBA Finals game five thread, 9pm ET on ABC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions cancel tomorrow? Will Trump be caught saying he loves Putin and Russia? Will Putin dump his load on Trump? THIS is your daily Trump scandal/speculation thread (3-5pm ET estimated shoe drop)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel dump on Sessions ahead of tomorrow's hearing? Will we get a surprise guest speaker? Will someone ask about the emoluments lawsuits being filed today? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm ET start time, 2pm Spicer time)
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Now that the dead weight is gone, the show can focus on Junkie Depp and Bicycle Girl. Rueben Blades is out there somewhere. What stupid decisions will Madison make this week? Fear the Walking Dead, 9 pm ET tonight on AMC
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dale Cooper keeps wandering around Vegas as nothing seems to be advancing the overall plot. Who is Richard Horne? What the hell is going on in Argentina? The confusion sets in anew tonight on Twin Peaks, 9 pm ET on Showtime
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
American Gods is without a Shadow this week, the focus on as Laura, Mad Sweeney, and Essie MacGowan. Histories are learned and quests coninue in "A Prayer for Mad Sweeney", 9 pm ET on Starz
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With Batman out of the way, can The Penguins cash in on their nefarious plan to take the Stanley Cup? Can the Predators escape their slumber from the previous game? Tune in tonight, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel (8 pm ET, NBC). SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton captures the pole and looks to get back in the championship race being led by Ferrari's Vettel. Enjoy the late start time for the Formula 1 Canadian Grand Prix discussion thread at 2 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Bubba's fueled by bacon and all the announcers are racing so there's no one around to make the race interesting as the NASCAR Eddie Munster Cup Series heads to Pennsylvania as Axalta Presents the Pocono 400, 2 PM ET on FS1
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Death march of the mall continues with parent company of Ann Taylor and Lane Bryant announcing the closure of hundreds of stores
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(BBC America)
 
 
 
Will Sarah survive on the island? Will she make it to Cosima in time to rescue her? Will Cosima be too busy with Delphine to even notice? And what the heck is PT Westmorland doing still alive? Orphan Black is back, 10 pm ET (BBC America)
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and some Victorian guards manage to find their way into Mars and into what might be an Ice Warrior hive. Capaldi's swan song continues in "The Empress of Mars." It's your Official Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
IndyCar returns to the oval of the Wild Asphalt Circus in the longest race of the season. It's the Rainguard Water Sealers 600 from Texas (8 pm ET, NBCSN)
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 110, live from New Zealand. Mark Hunt vs Derrick Lewis and Derek Brunson vs Daniel Kelly. Fight Pass prelims at 7 pm ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 pm, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 pm
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
It is the Belmont Stakes. Who do you got winning? Will we get a big upset? Post time is at 6:50 PM ET on NBC
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
A bunch of drivers are in the booth, meaning the broadcast will be unintelligible. Business as usual. The NASCAR XFINITY Series Pocono Green 250 is on FS1 at 12:30 pm ET
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Fri June 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete a perfect postseason? Or will the Cavaliers win and try to make this series interesting? Will anybody not named LeBron James step up for Cleveland? It is your NBA Finals Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9 pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions announce his resignation? Will Comey's memos get released? Oh Lordy, I hope the tapes get dumped. THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread, "Friday News Dump Day" edition. (5 pm ET expected shoe drop)
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Wars Episode V: The Unbondaging. It is a dark time for hockey. A tight series is tied at 2, but Pierre pursues the teams across the US. Evading the dreaded Bergman, two teams battle for the series lead at the ice arena PPG. Birds/Perds @ 8 pm ET
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Wed June 07, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can LeBron James put Cleveland on his back again and take momentum back? Will Golden State take a 3-0 lead and crush the Cavs again? Will this thread get more than 50 comments? It's your game three NBA Finals thread, 9pm ET on ABC
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN The Mack finish what he started last week? WHAT is next for Hideo Itami? WHO is next to get their butt kicked by Bobby Roode? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET on WWE Network, El Rey
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why do people whom would never even think of calling anyone in the middle of the night, think that calling someone who they know works nights at 11am on their day off is fine? Should I start calling them at 2am on weekends?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will there be damning testimony this morning that feeds into this afternoon's shoe drop? Will Trump live tweet objections to everything? Will Kushner "go fishing"? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculations thread. (5 pm ET estimated NYT/WaPo shoe drop)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has decided to cover his imaginary border wall with solar panels that would generate electricity to be sold on the grid, taking care of illegal immigration and renewable energy. Checkmate envirotardos
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hallelujah Our long nightmare is over And just in time what with Rogers and Rosenstein testifying tomorrow, Comey on Thursday. Get your bourbon on, Rachel's back Tonight, live at 9 pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will the NSA have other damning evidence of Russian meddling leak? Will Trump blame Reality Winner for all the leaks, having a stupid name? Will Jared finally get his subpoena? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread (5 pm ET estimated shoe drop)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We just adopted another dog. We are naming him Mayhem, and he comes home with us tomorrow. PIT
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Mon June 05, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Nacho learns a new trick, Mike is forced into an uneasy alliance, and Jimmy/Saul is at his wit's end in tonight's Better Call Saul @ 10 PM ET on AMC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight in the Johnny Sex Finals the Perds go for series bondage while the Birds go for The Dreaded Two Game Lead. Kessel goes for hot dogs. Perds fans go to the fish market. We go to chloroform Pierre. Pens/Perds game 4 @ 8pm ET on CBC and NBC
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Which Dale Cooper will show up this week? Will we get more of Harry Truman and Gordon Cole? Will there be pie and coffee? Does David Lynch have any clue how to provide resolution? It's your Twin Peaks Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Showtime
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Shadow and Wednesday are on the run after the New Gods took care of their police problem in the prior episode. Will Vulcan prove friend or foe? Find out in "A Murder of Gods." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Warriors kick the Cavaliers while they are down? Or will the Cavaliers tie things up? Will it be Stephen Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, or Kevin Love making a big splash? It's Game 2 of the NBA Finals, the fun begins at 8:00 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Dumbass' tag for Breitbart employees who seem unaware they work for Breitbart
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Graham Rahal took race one, but now it's time for the mad dash to be the first to escape the motor city as the Indy Car Series runs race 2 of the Chevrolet Grand Prix of Detroit, 3:30 PM ET on ABC
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Last week's "winner" is this week's poster child as the NASCAR Big Gulp Cup Series heads to Dover for the AAA 400 Drive for Autism, 1 PM ET on FS1
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are we here? What is our purpose?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 212, with Jose Aldo vs Max Holloway for the featherweight title. Prelims already underway on Fox Sports 1, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's said a series doesn't really start until the home team loses. The Perds really hope that's true as the Johnny Sex Final shifts to Smashville with them looking for their 1st win. Beware flying catfish & Pierre's voice, Birds/Perds game 3 @ 8pm ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another first for SpaceX as they'll be reusing a previously flown Dragon capsule to deliver supplies to the ISS. Scrubbed on Thursday, launch reset for Sat June 3rd at 5:07pm ET
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar barely takes a breather and moves on to a double header weekend at Belle Isle. It's Race 1 of the Chevrolet Detroit Grand Prix Live on ABC at 3:30 PM ET
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs slams Trump's Paris accord move. If only Goldman Sachs had some sort of influence on the Trump administration, maybe in the form of ex-employees or the wives of major Senators
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Thu June 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So it begins. Cavaliers-Warriors Part III. Will LeBron James and his crew repeat as NBA Champions or will Stephen Curry and his gang ruthlessly turn back the Cavs? The epic showdown begins at 9pm ET on ABC
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will we still have Paris? Will Trump accelerate the global cooking? Will every other nation still respect us, even a little bit, in the morning? THIS is your Trump Paris Climate Accords press conference thread (3pm ET scheduled start)
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Wed May 31, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will challenge Bobby Roode for the NXT Championship? CAN The Mack go "All Night Long" with Johnny Mundo? WHY did Ciampa go "Barber Shop" on Gargano ? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts with NXT and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET on NXT and El Rey
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Johnny Sex Final game 2. All are looking to rebound from game 1's strangeness. Can Rinne get his save percentage above .636? Can the Pens only go 36 minutes without a shot? Can we get some Krazy Glue for Pierre? Birds/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin gets covfefe'd
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Tue May 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Hannity Strikes Back
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Tuan's rogue action have repercussions? Is Stan's job at risk? Will Paige be ready for the Octagon? What's in store for Misha. #PoorMartha Find out if the Jennings go on the run in tonight's season finale of 'The Americans' on F/X at 10pm ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How do illiterate people respond to a newspaper editorial? Badly
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
First on Raw, the plot is building toward extreme 5-way action while Bayley and Alexa battle for sticks on poles. Tomorrow on SDL, the Jinderella story marches on. Will Day One still be H? Monday/Tuesday 8pm ET on USA
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jared announce he's spending quality time with his family? Will Spiceweasel do a presser? Will someone tell the President what he's done is illegal? What's next? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation/presser thread (2pm ET scheduled presser start)
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Mon May 29, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8pm ET, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "O", with a mini-tribute to Gregg Allman at the end. DIT
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(TSN)
 
 
 
{Tap, tap, tap} This thing on? Welcome back ladies & gentlemen (well, men), it's time to start the Stanley Cup Finals. Perds vs Penguins. Bill the Cat vs Opus. A fight for the ages. Somewhere between 4-7 games left in the season. Starts at 8pm ET. SUP
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Sun May 28, 2017
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
The bizarre mysteries of Twin Peaks continue to become unpacked and even more convoluted as we're left with three Coopers and some bizarre sequences that serve no seeming purpose. It's your Twin Peaks Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Showtime
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Shadow deals with Laura's unique state of existence as Wednesday's war on the New Gods heats up, and Media makes an appearance to offer a deal. Forces collide in Lemon Scented You. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
A long day of racing comes to a close with the final 600 miles of the Ironbutt 1262 as the NASCAR Winston Cup series runs their longest race of the year back home at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the World 600, 5:30 PM ET on Fox
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill face the sinister Monks as the aliens seek to overtake Earth. What is real? What isn't? Will Missy return? Find out in The Pyramid at the End of the World. It's your Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on BBC America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So when was the last time we had a MLB thread? So who will shine in Saturday's games? Will you even watch? The action begins at 1:05 PM ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The longest race weekend of the year begins with the NASCAR Xfinity Series at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the Hisense, Lobrau 4K TV 300, 12:30 PM ET on FS1
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Quist pull off the upset? Will Gianforte bodyslam his competition? When did our elections turn into WWE events? ...-Oh, right, Trump. THIS is your Montana Congressional Special Election discussion thread (Results roll in 10pm ET)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hmm, root for the Senators & risk The Cup being won by a Canadian team? Or do we root for the Penguins & a couple more weeks of Cindy being The Anointed One/back to back CS winner (even if other players play better). Giant meteor it is. 8pm ET. SUP, etc
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vermont could become the ninth state to legalize recreational pot. Mostly as a way to finally give people something to do to help them cope with living in Vermont during the entire winter
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Wed May 24, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Much like junkies jonesing for a fix, thanks to the Perds, we've got nothing to do tonight. To counter that we're going to jump 40 years (40?? holy crap) into the past & have a joint screening of Slap Shot. Everyone push play around 8:30pm ET SUJ
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the Velveteen Dream Experience? Can Wesley Blake derail Drew Galloway's momentum? Will someone end Aleister Black's Black Mass? "Wrasslin Wednesday" starts with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's down to this: the Europa League final. Loser goes home, winner gets a trophy and a ticket to the Champions League. Ajax vs. Manchester United in Stockholm. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm ET on FoxSports1
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Tue May 23, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Has Sofia been turned by the KGB? Is Henry still dreaming about Mailbot? Does Oleg get caught under the Soviet establishment? Do the Jennings get to end their 'tour'? Find out in the penultimate episode of 'The Americans' season 5, 10 pm ET on F/X
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, With Iris dead and Savitar victorious, Barry attempts one last desperate gambit to change this outcome. (CW 8 pm ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive attempts to solve the murder of Steve-O while Blaine gets back to business. (CW 9 pm)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Is this the night the Penguins make it back to the Stanley Cup Finals with a win? Or will Ottawa force a Game 7? Who will be the next unsung hero for their respective club? It is the ECF Game 6 thread, faceoff is at 8 pm ET on NBCSN and CBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will more tapes drop on Paul Ryan? Will Jared get news that he should probably flee to a country without extradition? Does anyone else miss Spiceweasel? THIS is your scandal/shoe drop/Snekretary thread. (~3-5 pm ET shoe droppage)
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Mon May 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Warriors complete the sweep against the Spurs and make it back to the NBA Finals? Or can the Spurs try to start a miracle comeback in the series and take Game 4 to start it? It is your WCF Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will Heath Slater demand his Universal title shot? Has Curt Hawkins become IC title number 1 contender? Looks like The Golden Truth broke up at the wrong time. Will Raw's enhancement talent see their time to shine at 8pm ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will there be a tape of a Trump and Russian ladies of the evening? Will someone show Pence calling another woman "mother"? Will Spiceweasel smokebomb the administration? This is your Trump scandal/speculation thread. (3 pm ET shoe drop time)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you take a month to travel the country via Amtrak?
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
After twenty-five years, that gum you like is coming back in style. Pour yourself some coffee and serve up a slice of cherry pie, Twin Peaks returns on Showtime 9 pm ET
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(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Even the Gods need a break as the narrative shifts to the life and afterlife of Laura Moon, showing events only hinted at in the novel, including how she met Shadow. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on STARZ
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just how many points will the Cavs win by tonight? Or by some miracle can the Celtics actually win one? How did I ask that last question with a straight face? NBA Eastern Conference Coronation, tip 8:30 pm ET on TNT
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Artist Known As Shinsuke Nakamura remove Dolph Ziggler's head? Will Randy Orton's World Title reign be hindered by Jinder Mahal? Will The New Day be playing Rocket League? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We go back to the 'burgh for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Will the Senators continue the trend of winning odd-numbered games? Or will the Penguins be the victors here? The puck drops at 3 pm ET on NBC and CBC
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Season 42 of Saturday Night Live ends with the smell of what host Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is cooking, musical guest Katy Perry's boobs, and more Trumpy Dumpys, Live from New York at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and Nardole meet The Pope, who is disappointed that nice young Adric fellow didn't come along for a visit, and read a book in Doctor Who: Extremis, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta FC 23 with Vanessa Porto vs Agnieszka Niedźwiedź, Roxanne Modafferi vs. Sarah D'Alelio. Also Andrea "KGB" Lee and Tiffany Van Soest. Fights start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Hideo Itami make Bobby Roode Go To Sleep? Can Ruby Riot or Nikki Cross finally dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Pete Dunne end Tyler Bate's UK Championship reign? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Chicago, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Will Always Dreaming continue the dream of a Triple Crown? Or will another horse shock bettors everywhere and take it? What is your favorite horse name that is in the race? It is the 142nd Preakness Stakes, post time is at 6:45 pm ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
NASCAR All Star Weekend continues with the Winston Open 6 pm ET, followed by The Million Dollar Winston at 8 pm, all on FS1
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the spanking the Sens gave the Pens in game 3, look for the Pens to return the favor. Or will Fluery wilt like yesterday's flower? Phil & Gino drop the gloves on the bench? Sid admit he liked getting spanked? NTTAWWT Songs at 8 pm ET then HOCKEY
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
NASCAR All Star Weekend begins with qualifying for the race at 6 pm ET, followed by Shrub stinking up the show in the in the NC Education Lottery 200 Truck series race at 8 pm, all on FS1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One-third of U.S. seniors don't use the internet. Mostly the ones who still have a VCR sitting next to a cassette player that's still flashing "12:00"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP
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Tue May 16, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Sure, you could watch Rachel Maddow tonight, if you'd like. Or, you can watch Bernie Sanders debate John Kasich on CNN at 10PM ET. Either way, you're gonna come out ahead
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference championship commences tonight with San Antonio at Golden State. Let's hope that Zaza Pachulia doesn't commit manslaughter against the Spurs again. 9pm ET on ESPN
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: As time runs out Barry brings the Snart on The Flash (CW 8 pm ET) Later, Blaine finds himself in a sticky situation on iZombie (CW 9 pm) Finally, Aida runs afoul of The Spirit of Vengeance on Agents of SHIELD (ABC 10 pm)
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(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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Mon May 15, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's your Rachel Maddow thread. Have we blown up the world yet? Live at 9pm ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Senators take a 2-0 lead in the series? Or can the Penguins bounce back and even up the score before going to Ottawa? Will it be a shootout or another defensive game? Game 2 of ECF in Pittsburgh, the puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite being a Republican, Tennessee Gov Bill Haslam is very pro-book learnin' and in an effort to increase the number of state residents with a college degree to 55% up from the current 39%, signs a bill making community college free for everyone
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stars have aligned for American Gods, Starz greenlights second season. Meanwhile, Shadow has a Head Full of Snow. American Gods discussion thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's Day hockey thread, where we have Game 2 of the Predators and Ducks. Can Nashville go up 2-0 or does Anaheim have tricks up its sleeves to even the score? The puck drops at 7:30 pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy's back as Repugnant Spice and hosting this week's Saturday Night Live with musical guest HAIM (Corey?), Live from New York across all timezones at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and Nardole put on their space suits and run around a space station battling monsters and helping Oprah co-found a cable network for women in Doctor Who: Oxygen, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier where chips are "crisps")
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Wood Brothers are back on the pole, and Lil' Brian is giving fans ideas of what they could do instead of watching a race when the NASCAR PBA League Elias Cup Series faces the dust in the wind at Kansas for the Go Bowling 400, 7 pm ET on FS1
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Sens vs. Pens in the Eastern Conference Final. Will Sidney Crosby and the Penguins keep things going or will the Senators make Canada proud? Who will be the next unsung hero? The puck drops at 7 pm ET on NBC
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Power's on the pole and the man whose father was supposedly killed by a jet dryer has returned for the clownshoes. It's the Grand Prix of Indianapolis live on ABC 3:30 pm ET
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(Eurovision.TV)
 
 
 
It's the cheesiest night of the year, as Europe comes together for an evening of glitz and glamour, along with a healthy dose of WTF. Live from Kiev, It's your annual Eurovision Song Contest thread. LGT live stream starting at 3 pm ET
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
After a few extra months off, the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series season finally rises above the noise and confusion to get a glimpse beyond this illusion and begin in earnest with the Toyota Tundra 250 from Kansas, 8 PM ET on FS1
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Reggie goes in for a total DNA transplant, Mr. Weatherbee sees an ad for Upside Down Spider Toupees, and Hot Dog escapes from obedience school, tonight on the "Riverdale" season finale CW 9PM ET
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Wed May 10, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Hideo Itami make Roderick Strong Go To Sleep? WHO will be the next victim of Aleister Black? WHAT CRAP is in store for the Total Divas season finale? "Wrasslin Wednesday" starts with NXT @ 9pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue May 09, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Rockets head to San Antonio to take on the Spurs. Round 2, Game 5 of the Western Conference Playoffs @ 8:00 pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bumble Bee agrees to plead guilty in tuna price fixing scheme. Which is strange because everyone knows sardine oil is the best for robots
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Mon May 08, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
The trial of the century is here as McGill takes on McGill in tonight's Better Call Saul. Meanwhile, Mike has an old debt to settle. The action starts at 10pm ET on AMC
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Two games tonight, BOTH elimination games. Penguins/Capitals @ 7:30pm ET - Will Ovie go golfing, will Sidney remember where the rink is? Late game once Andy sobers up a bit, it's the Buffalo Bisons against the Chicago Stags so it could be interesting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I don't want to look like a shlub. Any recommendations for online shopping for good looking, moderately priced men's fashions?
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Sun May 07, 2017
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Wednesday begins his godly recruitment drive in Chicago as Shadow plays checkers with Czernobog as the Zoryas watch, the new gods waiting in the wings in "The Secret of Spoons." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on Starz
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(Vox)
 
 
 
MTV ignores music with the 2017 Movie Awards, this time adding Television to the mix. Adam Devine hosts, and it promises to highlight just how wrong the public is about what's good. It's your MTV Movie Awards Discussion Thread, 8 pm ET on MTV
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Western Conference is on today as the Blues-Predators and Ducks-Oilers will play their Game 6s. Will we see two Game 7s out of this or will both series come to an abrupt end? Game times are at 3 pm ET and 7 pm ET, respectively
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Junior has the special plate, Jowy's vibrating has been encumbered, and Prince Consort won't crumple his fenders from the pole when the NASCAR Muenster Cheese Cup Series is in Talladega for the Geico 500, 1:30 pm ET on Fox
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer should have given Melissa McCarthy enough material for the week, ditto Trump for Baldwin. The season is close to wrapping up, but Chris Pine and LCD Soundsystem are promising. It's your SNL Discussion Thread, 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Exactly; the Doctor and Bill find themselves in a cramped haunted house in a sharp satire. Will Nardole return? And what of Missy? The final song of the Twelfth Doctor continues in Knock Knock, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier on the civilized world)
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(Kentucky Derby)
 
 
 
The quest for the Triple Crown starts here with the Kentucky Derby. Who are you betting on to win the roses? Will it be an epic race? All this and more with post time being at 6:34 pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference is in the spotlight again for Saturday. Who will win Game 5 between the Rangers-Senators to take 1 3-2 series lead? Can the Penguins get it done against the Capitals? The puck drops at 3 pm ET and 7:15 pm for the contests
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Piles of twisted sheet metal and a few big ones are to be expected when the NASCAR Xfinity Series hits Talladega for the Jordin Sparks Energy 300, 1 pm ET on Fox
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA denies being forced to exclusively broadcast Fox News from its lobby monitors. Also denies being involved in studying mind control. Hides copies of Catcher in the Rye
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Fri May 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's been 117 days since this shiatshow began, Trump's 2nd pick for Army Secretary quit, evidently his typing skills weren't up to speed, Congress has gone home to try to put lipstick on this pig. And maybe Rachel will teach us a new cocktail. MSNBC LIVE at 9:00pm ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
May the fifth of vodak be with you. Will the Blues be Shane Black or Schwarzenegger against the Predators? Will there be bong hits for McJesus when the Ducks and Oilers fly south? The hunt for Johnny Sex and James 1 starts @ 8pm ET. Κλείστε, PIERRE
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a question about upgrading the memory in my PC DIT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It took them over eleven episodes to do it, but the Teen Scene Investigators finally figure out that Mr. Lodge was behind Jason Blossom's murder, tonight on "Riverdale" CW 9PM ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The only hope for hockey tonight is at the Madison Square. Rangers of the Empire State look to force a series tie with the Senators from Ottawa. Songs of their peoples at 7:30 pm ET. May the Game 4 be with you
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Leg 1 of the semi-finals begins with the Madrid derby at the Bernabéu, ends at Stade Louis II in Monaco. Who will do well to set the tone for the 2nd leg next week? Tune in at 2:45pm ET to find out. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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Wed May 03, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Hideo Itami put Kona Reeves to sleep? WHO will be the #1 Contender to Asuka's title? DOES ANYONE CARE what happens on Total Divas? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT at 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your rope and ball gags, the Caps and the Ducks are on the hunt for Johnny Sex Cup bondage tonight. Handbag yard sale @ 7:30pm ET, Exxon Valdez or 1991 Kuwaiti oil field reenactment @ 10pm ET. FERMIS, PIERRE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope you like working overtime because the House just passed a law that employers no longer have to pay you time and a half for it. Instead they'll give you comp time, which you'll never be able to use because they need you for more overtime work
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Let's try this again because I'm sick of talking basketball with 15 year-olds on Reddit - WILL the Celtics continue their hot shooting against Washington? WHAT kind of pizza will you eat while watching GSW kill Utah? It's YOUR NBA Playoff thread. 8PM ET on TNT
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: To stop Savitar, Barry needs a healthy Brand on The Flash (CW 8pm ET). Later, Liv makes life uncomfortable for everyone on iZombie (CW 9pm ET). Finally, escape is in sight but not everyone wants to leave on Agents of Shield (ABC 10pm ET)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Blues developing a dislike of the Preds? Next thing you'll be telling me is the Rangers are also developing a dislike of the Senators. Atlantic Johnny Sex James 3 at 7pm ET Central, Johnny Sex James 4 at 9:30pm. Cupa rahō, Pierre
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us that Donald has always loved dictators? Will he proclaim tomorrow as "National Hug a Dictator Day"? Will Hitler bemmamhhahrhgagamesh... THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing Thread (1:30pm ET start time)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Consumers give e-books a grade of F
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Mon May 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will Braun Strowman destroy tonight? Are the Hardy Boyz broken or just a little toothless? Will we start hearing about WWE Great Balls of Fire tonight? Find out on WWE Raw, 8pm ET on USA
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Live from Riga, NBC present Premiere League Goat Go Fast Contest. Will Jānis bad trounce Inga? Will Marija fast step Līga? *SIGNAL LOST* Fine, we'll show hockey instead, Pens/Caps and prayers for the meteor @ 7:30pm ET. APKLUSTI, PIERRE
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter in Dallas. One firefighter hit, police and paramedics pinned down
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Sun April 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Gods are real. A shadow descends on the land as war looms between the Old and New Gods. After a long wait, the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's legendary novel is here. American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Roman Reigns overcome the odds and defeat Braun Strowman? Can Chris Jericho regain the United States Title from The Face of America Kevin Owens? Have they decided what a House of Horrors match is? Find out on WWE Payback, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The quest to score with Johnny Sex Cup continues. Will Nashville make St. Louis Blue? Will the Oilers fry the Ducks? Will NBC cut away to a goat race in Latvia? Round 2, Game 3, FIGHT. Blergs/Perds @ 3pm ET, Ducks/Oilers @ 7pm ET. 闭嘴, PIERRE
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Fords start up front, but the big dumb head of the NASCAR Gold Plated Monster Cables Cup Series will make sure either a Toyota or Johnson win when the checkers fall at Richmond International Raceway's Toyota Owners 400, 1:30 PM ET on Fox
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Sat April 29, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's Nerd Prom time again. Will Donald Trump live tweet the festivities? Will he send Hasan Minhaj to Guantanamo? Will everyone be watching Samantha Bee instead? This is your 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner thread, 9:30PM ET on C-SPAN
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The first oval race of the 2017 IndyCar season is upon us, but does that mean less of the famous clownshoes we've come to expect? Find out at the Desert Diamond West Valley Phoenix Grand Prix (9:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Thames freezes over when The Doctor takes Bill to visit his old pet elephant Stampy as the Capaldi and Moffat Farewell Tour continues on Doctor Who: Thin Ice, 9 PM ET on BBC America (earlier where there's a Queen)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sloppiest, most half-assed landlord repairs. Tell us your stories
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Head East and watch the two playoff games that are on tap for Saturday. Will the Senators trounce on the Rangers once more? Will the Capitals gain a win or will the Penguins continue to dominate them in the playoffs? The action starts at 3:00 PM ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
It's another week of short track racing as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Richmond for the ToyotaCare 250, 12:30 PM ET on FS1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Howard Stern predicted this would happen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL Draft concludes with Rounds 4-7. Who will be the biggest steal? Are you still watching it? Who will be the next Mr. Irrelevant? The Draft resumes at 12:00 PM ET
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Fri April 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We head out west for both playoff games with Predators-Blues and the Oilers-Ducks for Friday night. Are the Predators going to continue to be hot? Will the Oilers continue the momentum? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NFL Draft. Are you happy with your team's decisions so far? What big names will be selected and also left out of Rounds 2 and 3? Will there be additional trades? The Draft resumes at 7:00 PM ET
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Thu April 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, the NFL Draft begins with the First Round for Thursday. Will the Cleveland Browns go with Myles Garrett as their top pick? Will anyone from your favorite college be drafted? Will any surprising trades happen? The fun starts at 8pm ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's round 2, night 2 of the Johnny Sex Icecupades. Will Lundqvist be a prince or a pauper? Will Ovechkin establish a stable connection? Why are the games scheduled 30 minutes apart? Rangers/Sens @ 7pm ET, Pens/Caps @ 7:30pm. FERME TA GUEULE, PIERRE
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Wed April 26, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Johnny Sex Playoffs resume tonight. Perds-Blues at 8pm ET. Oil-Quacks at 10:30. Can anything top the 4OT thriller in Hartford on Monday? Round 2 begins tonight. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Gentleman Jack Gallagher dethrone the UK Champion Tyler Bate? What happened at Rusev and Lana's Bulgarian wedding? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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Tue April 25, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Three NBA Western Conference Game 5s tonight including Jazz at Clippers, Thunder at Rockets, and Grizzlies at Spurs. Eastern Conference teams rest up to be manhandled by Lebron. Starting at 8:00 pm ET
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Kalisto overcome the odds and defeat Braun Strowman in a dumpster match? Will Bray Wyatt explain what a House of Horrors Match is? Will Sheamus and Cesaro cause the Hardy Boyz to get a little more cracked? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Whew, what a 1st round, 2 game 7s tonight to finish things off. Will the Seals do a reversal & skewer the Whalers? Will the Thrashers .. er .. thrash the Maroons? Both games start at 7pm ET so you'll have to choose. And as always, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Monster Flood Cup Series is at Bristol Motor Speedway this weekend, however, the forecast is saying so is rain. So tune into Fox on Monday at 1pm ET for the rescheduled Food City 500
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Sun April 23, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In this season of HBO's "Silicon Valley" we see how Pied Piper struggles for identity. Can Richard can learn to compromise? Will Jian Yang sort the trash correctly? Erlich's beard v.2017. How 'rad' are Gilfoyle and Dinesh. Start laughing at 10pm ET
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to sign up with the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link. It's your Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama live at 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday in the Stanley Cup Playoffs sees both home teams trying to force a Game 7. At 3pm ET, the Bs host the Sens and then at 7pm ET, it's the Leafs against the Caps. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Le Pen win? Will one of the candidates not named Le Pen win? Do you know the names of the other candidates who aren't named Le Pen? It's your France election thread. First results of this first round of voting expected at 2pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill head off to a world controlled by the descendants of Paulie's sexbot from Rocky IV who have poopmojis for faces in Doctor Who: Smile, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Class is on afterward, if you still care
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 108, Cub Swanson vs Artem Lobov, Al Iaquinta vs Diego Sanchez. Also Ovince St Preux, John Dodson, Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(TSN)
 
 
 
It's Saturday playoff hockey and there are three potential elimination games today. Starting at 3pm ET, can the Wild close out the Blues? Then at 8pm, can the Habs send the Rags golfing? And finally at 10:30pm, will the Sharks jump the Oil to make an all CA second round?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Raffle ethics: "#2002 you have 30 seconds to let us know you are here" (30 seconds passes) Subby's number is called next, immediate yells "here"; barker announces "we have a winner" Subby gets to booth to be told prize was already claimed by #2002
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to buy two, non-adjacent, lots from the same owner. Is it legal/ethical to ask them to overprice one and underprice the other? More details in thread. Tag is for subby, of course
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 178 Daniel Straus vs Patricio Pitbull IV for the featherweight title. Also Ilima-Lei MacFarlane vs Jessica Middleton. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET. LFA 9 follows on AXS TV
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Thu April 20, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
Four games on tap Thursday night. Pens & Perds can close things out if the hockey gods so choose. First pucks drop at 7PM ET
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow's program must be moved to 8PM to further cement Bill O'Reilly and Fox News's humiliation
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Tye Dillinger finally overcome Eric Young in a steel cage match? What happened when Maryse accidentally sent nude photos to the wrong people? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey brings us four contests. Can the Capitals tie up the series with the Maple Leafs? Can the Senators beat the Bruins again? Will the Blues and Ducks sweep the Wild and Flames? The puck drops at 7pm ET. Now Shut up, Pierre
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(CNN)
 
 
 
O'Reillexit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can someone help a long time farker find a new site to visit that is not alt left or alt right. The threads are off, sorta like fish you forgot in the fridge
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Tue April 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have three Game 4s for Tuesday night. Can the Rangers even up the series with the Canadiens? Can the Penguins sweep the Blue Jackets? Can the Oilers become one game away from advancing against the Sharks? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will Braun Strowman destroy this week? Will tonight be The Drifter's first live performance? Will anyone be safe from Nia Jax's path of destruction? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since we can't get enough hockey, here are four more playoff games for your pleasure. Senators-Bruins, Capitals-Maple Leafs, Blackhawks-Predators, and Ducks-Flames are on tap with the puck dropping at 7:00 PM ET
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Can Boro make a move to climb out of the bottom? Have Arsenal stopped caring as chances of a UCL qualifying spot slip away? Should Wenger worry about his job? All this and more on your next installment of "Premier League MNF" today at 3PM ET on NBCSN
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Sun April 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four NHL games with the series switching to the lower seeded teams' cities for Game 3. Who do you have with the Wild-Blues, Penguins-Blue Jackets, Canadiens-Rangers, and Oilers-Sharks? The fun begins at 3pm ET
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How often will Jimmy Fallon break character? Will Melissa McCarthy return to Spice up our lives? Will anyone watch Harry Styles pretend to sing? Will Alec Baldwin trump all? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor returns after only 15 months off with a lesbian named Bill and a guy who looks like a thumb in Doctor Who: The Pilot, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Plus, the spin-off Class makes its American premiere immediately afterwards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 24, Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Wilson Reis for the flyweight title. also Rose Namajunas vs Michelle Waterson. Fight Pass prelims 4pm ET, TV prelims at 6pm, main card at 8pm, both on local Fox stations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games on tap to satisfy your playoff hockey hunger. Bruins-Senators, Maple Leafs-Capitals, Predators-Blackhawks, and Flames-Ducks are the games. The party starts at 3pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: Be our guest, be our guest, put our bribes to the test
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Fri April 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four Good Friday games for our pleasure with Rangers-Canadiens, Blue Jackets-Penguins, Blues-Wild, and Sharks-Oilers. Let's have it, shall we? Puck drops at 7pm ET
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Thu April 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs continue with three games for us to enjoy. Will the Capitals blow away the Maple Leafs? Will the Blackhawks tame the Predators? Will the Ducks douse the Flames? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Wed April 12, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will the arrival of Drew McIntyre impact NXT? How will Nikki Bella handle business while Brie's on the road with Daniel Bryan? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The quest for the Stanley Cup begins on Wednesday night, with 5 games on tap. Can the Penguins repeat as champions? Can the Rangers upset the Canadiens? How about the B's-Sens, Blues-Wild, and Sharks-Oilers? The puck drops at 7pm ET
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Tue April 11, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn skank to the ring tonight? Is Charlotte about to wear blue? Could The New Day rock Tuesdays? Check out part 2 of the Superstar Shakeup on SmackDown Live, tonight at 8PM ET on USA
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Mon April 10, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will change rosters in the Superstar Shakeup and be a star? Will Stephanie McMahon return this week to bully the roster? Will The Brian Kendrick steal Akira Tozawa's passport again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
So... All's aboard that's getting aboard the 2017 Post Season.. Full speed ahead, just have to hit the ice one last time, rearrange the deck chairs as the band plays on, Jack. First pucks drop at 5 PM ET
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Join the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link and make your picks. Then watch the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, Live at 4 PM ET on NBCSN
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Fords are taking over as the NASCAR Monster of the Week Cup Series does battle at the newly repaved Texas Motor Speedway's O'Reilly Auto Parts 500, 1 PM ET on Fox
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live is back from yet another month off to fill you in on the latest Trumpy Dumpys and remind you that Kel is extremely jealous of Keenan. Live from New York, it's Louis CK and the Chainsmokers at 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The first round of endurance races are over, now it's off to the concrete canyons of Long Beach for a 100 minute sprint race. It's the Bubba Burger Sport Car Grand Prix, starting at 4 PM ET on Fox
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday MMA Doubleheader: Bellator 176 Carvalho vs Manhoef II starts at 3 PM ET on Spike TV, UFC 210 Cormier vs Rumble II for the light heavyweight title, Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM, PPV main card at 10 PM
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Tiny meals, loose hanging skin, watery poop, a naked greased up Jimmy Spencer... these are all the things you should be thinking of when the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Texas for the My Bariatric Solutions 300 at 1:30 PM ET on Fox
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the penultimate day of the NHL regular season, almost every team is in action. Play starts @ 12:30 PM ET with Rangers/Senators & Blue Jackets/Flyers and ends @ 10 PM with Oilers/Canucks & Flames/Sharks. FERME TA GUEULE, PIERRE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There must be someway outta here said the joker to the thief. there's too much confusion, I can't get no relief
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Wed April 05, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What is the fallout of NXT Takeover Orlando? How did the Total Divas react to the Brand Extension Draft? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9 pm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even though there are only two games, they both have significance. Those two games are the Canadiens-Sabres and the Rangers-Capitals. Can Washington get themselves one step closer to the division crown? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the single most exciting play in all of sports?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will AJ Styles celebrate defeating Shane McMahon at WrestleMania? How will Bray Wyatt retaliate against Randy Orton after losing the WWE Championship at WrestleMania? Will we hear violins? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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Mon April 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. For all the marbles. For the National Championship. Will Gonzaga make a name for all small schools everywhere by winning it? Or will North Carolina win its 6th National crown? All this and more with tip-off at 9:20 PM ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the wild post-WrestleMania crowd let Roman Reigns talk after retiring The Undertaker? Will the returning Hardy Boys be Broken or just a little cracked? Who will be Brock Lesnar's opponent for Payback? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
The whispers of war loom over the Alexandrians, Saviors, and Kingdom as Oceanside straddles the line. Will Sasha survive? Will Rick brood? Will Negan ham it up? Who lives? Who dies? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Lesnar Vs. Goldberg. Wyatt Vs. Orton. Reigns Vs. Undertaker. Rollins Vs. Triple H. McMahon Vs. Styles. Jericho Vs. Owens. Hosted by The New Day, it is WWE WrestleMania 33, The Ultimate Thrill Ride, live from Orlando on the WWE Network @ 7PM ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Hot dogs, grandfather clocks, and segments are what you'll hear Larry, Daryl, and Darrell go gaga over as the NASCAR Little Monsters Cup Series hits Martinsville for the STP 500, 1:30 PM ET on FS1 (because Fox has some important infomercials to air)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Regular season baseball starts this afternoon. Yankees at Tampa Bay 1:10 PM on ESPN, Giants at Arizona 4:10 PM on ESPN2, and the World Champion Cubs at St.Louis 8:35 PM on ESPN. (All times Eastern) It's your MLB Opening Day discussion thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your attention please: April Fool's Day is now over. Everyone settle the fark down and give me back my internet. Thank you
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back after a month off to teach the kids how to use the chrome horn for short track racing at Martinsville Speedway, 3 PM ET on Fox. No, seriously, Fox. This isn't an April Fool's joke
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As the postseason gets ever closer, teams continue to be mathematically eliminated (no Jagr playoff memes this year, kids) but there are still 5 teams not quite ready to get in the cart. 8 games up today, first puck drops at 1 PM ET
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 175, Rampage Jackson vs King Mo II, Emmanuel Sanchez vs Marcos Galvao. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM on Spike TV
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin very sorry you misconstrued "you should all send your kids to Lego Batman" as a product endorsement as obviously that was not his intention
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Last night the Blues took the 3rd Central seed from the Preds. Tonight the Preds look to take it back with a win over the Leafs, who need the win to hold their own playoff spot. And eight other games.. 1st puck drops @ 7:00PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos now the world's second richest person. Maybe he can use that money to send subby the 2nd Polk floor standing speaker he's been waiting on since January
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Wed March 29, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kassius Ohno cause The Drifter to drift away from NXT? Who will win the tag team title triple threat preview match? Will Heavy Machinery demolish the competition? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some teams have clinched a playoff berth and are jockeying for a nice seed. Others are still trying to get in, and others are thinking next year. It is your Wednesday Night Hockey thread, the puck drops at 8:00 PM ET
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Mon March 27, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will happen when Goldberg and Brock Lesnar face off one last time before Mania? Will Seth Rollins sign the contract for a match against Triple H at Mania? How will they hide Xavier Woods this week? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 22 with a rematch of the bizarre title fight between Tonya Evinger and Yana Kunitskaya. Also current atomweight champ Ayaka Hamasaki vs former stawweight champ Livia Souza. Fight start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three weeks left in the regular season. Can the Flyers start a miracle run? Will there be a new Atlantic Division leader? Will the Sharks end their losing streak? Flyers/Blue Jackets @ 2pm ET, Sens/Habs @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Preds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second day of the Sweet 16 round. Will Butler kill another giant in UNC? Cocks or Bears? How about Drew's team going up against the full-of-tradition UCLA? Will Wisconsin badger the Gators? The NCAA Men's Tournament resumes at 7:09 PM ET
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Thu March 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen round begins Thursday. Will the Wolverines stay hot and roast the Ducks? Will the Zags show some swag against West Virginia? Will Kansas rock and chalk Purdue? Will the Musketeers slay the Wildcats? Tip-off begins at 7:09 PM ET
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Wed March 22, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Tye Dillinger, Roderick Strong, and No Way Jose have the cure for SAnitY? Can Oney Lorcan stop Andrade "Cien" Almas' bullying of Hostess snacks? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The postseason inches closer everyday, with three magnificent hockey games on tap with Maple Leafs-Blue Jackets, Islanders-Rangers, and Oilers-Ducks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Some ULA SpaceGuy)
 
 
 
ULA's launch of a DeltaIV from the Cape is a GO tonight with the ninth of ten Wideband Global SATCOM satellites in the warfighter communication network... Launch window opens at 7:44pm ET
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday politics trash-bin: Bans got banned, taps untapped, Tillerson took a nap, Maddow put us to sleep and the Netherlands did Nazi a reason to go far right. It's your weekly Fark political Roundup
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be lucky on St. Patrick's Day? How many 'Duke Sucks' references will we have? Have you chosen poorly or wisely with your selections in your bracket? Tip-off begins at 12:15 PM ET
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Thu March 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let the games begin. Who will advance to the second round of the NCAA Tournament? What upsets will we see? Will your bracket be intact by the end of the day? It is your Thursday NCAA Tournament thread, tip-off is at 12:15 PM ET
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Wed March 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the glorious Bobby Roode defend the NXT Title against Kassius Ohno? Will the Ealy Brothers get revenge against the Authors of Pain? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines to launch free meals on coast-to-coast flights. Plates and plastic-ware starting at $12 each
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Mon March 13, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns respond to being chokeslammed by The Undertaker? Who will earn a Tag Team Title shot against Gallows and Anderson at Wrestlemania? What's the latest on Seth Rollins' knee? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sat March 11, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 106 live from Brazil, Kelvin Gastelum vs Vitor Belfort and Shogun Rua vs Gian Villante. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series begins their western swing as they hit Las Vegas for the Bob Wills 300, 4 PM ET on FS1, so tune in and try to rekindle your faded love
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a great day for hockey with 11 games slated for play. Games include the Battle of FARK's favorite state, a clash in Central Canada, and the flightless birds taking on the Canuckleheads. The puck drops at 1 PM ET
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Thu March 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spicer: "Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone." Fox reporter: "No, he didn't" Spicer lackey: "There are multiple reports that Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What happens when Shinsuke Nakamura makes his return to in-ring competition? Will Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, and Ember Moon clash? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanted: Babysitter to help keep sexist chief executive from embarrassing himself on social media and distract the public from chaotic internal infighting. Difficulty: not in the White House
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Mon March 06, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET Paul's Memory Bank continues its trip through the alphabet with 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "D". Yours truly will be paying extra attention while the show is on in case Sophie the Cat decides to hork some more
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How is Seth Rollins' rehabilitation progressing? Can Rich Swann dethrone Neville? How will Stephanie McMahon address the controversy over the Women's Title match at Fastlane? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun March 05, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rick and Michonne search for guns as Hilltop, The Kingdom, Oceanside, and their new allies whisper revolution against Negan. Will the show's best couple be the same? Find out in Say Yes, your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9PM ET on AMC
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest, Katy Perry, Big Sean, Justin Bieber, and everything else wrong with the music industry are together for another meaningless awards show. It's your I Heart Radio Music Awards Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on TBS and TNT
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Kevin Owens next? Can Roman Reigns overcome the odds against Braun Strowman? Will Charlotte Flair defeat Bayley and become a five time Women's Champion? Find out on WWE Fastlane, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's continue our big weekend of hockey with 7 games on tap. Can Sidney Crosby and the Penguins keep the Sabres at bay? Can the Islanders douse the Flames? Can the Sharks tame the Wild? It is your Sunday hockey thread, puck drops at 4pm ET
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Saturday's races proved that the product is just as boring as ever no matter how many segments it's divided into as the NASCAR Monster At The End Of The Book Cup Series heads to Atlanta for the Ben Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500, 2 PM ET on Fox
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Sat March 04, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin bring his ratings juggernaut Trumpy back to SNL? Is there going to be a La La Land/Moonlight skit? Live from New York, it's Octavia Spencer and musical guest Father John Misty. Saturday Night Live is back - 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Saturday Night MMA: UFC 209, Tyron Woodley vs Steven "Wonderboy" Thompson in a rematch for the welterweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love Saturday hockey? Games on tap include Canadiens-Rangers, Flyers-Capitals, and Blackhawks-Predators. The puck drops at 7 PM ET, and please try not to duke it out too much in the thread
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for the first NASCAR doubleheader of the year at Atlanta Motor Speedway as the Xfinity Series hits the track for the Lisa Rinnai 250 at 2 PM ET, followed by the Truck Series and the Active Pest Control 200 at 4:30 PM ET, all on FS1
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 174, Marloes Coenen vs Julia Budd for the featherweight title. Co-main Brandon Girtz vs Fernando Gonzalez. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela now downgraded from broke to "Has anyone got cash?"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Jughead's hunger strike stretches to six episodes, and Hot Dog is horrified to learn that the French poodle he's been seeing is really from Quebec and not Paris, tonight on "Riverdale", CW 9PM ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News was the most-watched cable network for Trump's State of The Confederacy speech
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Wed March 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will #DIY regain the NXT Tag Team Titles from the Authors of Pain? Will Peyton Royce live to see tomorrow after facing Asuka? How will the arrival of the Patrick Clark Experience go? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
State of the Donald Official Discussion thread-- POTUS entry at 9pm ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
It's your official pre-speech discussion thread. Main thread goes live 9PM ET
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Mon February 27, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is continuing "Swinging Through the Alphabet" with 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "C". Show starts at 8PM ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will Seth Rollins say about his knee injury? Will Kevin Owens confront Goldberg? Will Roman Reigns fight Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson for the third week in a row? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What were your worse professors in college like? What are your horror stories from university instructors?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Monday EPL action, Leicester hosts Liverpool in the first test for interim manager Craig Shakespeare. To be or not to be Leicester, relegation looms like the ghost in Hamlet. Liverpool has been King Learing it too. Tune in NBCSN at 3:00 pm ET
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