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274 headlines found matching 'PLO'
Tue February 20, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Former Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria bought the team for $158 million and sold it for $1.2 billion but is claiming a loss. Which sounds about as honest as Clayton Kershaw filing to collect unemployment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Here's a bag of old thoughts and prayers from the last school school shooting. I kept them fresh in the Ziploc, see? Say CHEESE"
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Mon February 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Problem: You live in Moscow and the city refuses to plow the streets. Solution: spray paint opposition leader Alexei Nvalny's name on the snow. Result: city workers show up almost immediately to remove only the painted snow, leaving the rest there
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(Some Uninvited Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and fiancée Meghan Markle have rejected the advice of politicians and diplomats and have invited former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle to attend their wedding at Windsor Castle on Saturday, May 19. Donald is not invited
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Sun February 18, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
During the Parkland shooting, kids were Tweeting, uploading videos to Snapchat, and taking pictures. It's time we had a serious conversation about kids and cell phone addiction. Yes, really, and from NPR
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it's either Stockholm Syndrome or else she's the mastermind behind the Russian plot
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Teen picks winter to explore and get stuck in a wind cave. Wind caves are also known as cold caves "because it's nearly freezing all year," so he's got that going for him
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Sat February 17, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alert American Airlines employee saves two teens from being sold into sex slavery
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Fri February 16, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fire Chief caught faking two full time jobs. Also faked certifying "first responder" classes that he had faked teaching. Is known to spend considerable time working community outreach at a local establishment which employ mostly single moms
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Because why should Apple employees know how to use Windows
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble fire almost all full time employees. Plan to replace them with minimum wage "uh, what's a book" employees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hasbro says "No more, bro" to Baysplosions in their Transformers world. Announces full reboot of live action robots in disguise. Bumblebee to have the last word
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The United States government still has no idea what happened to those diplomats.in Cuba
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even the worst of the deplorables, Senate Republicans, are over Trump
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Game developer to employees: You must buy the game we made and write positive reviews or we'll shut down. Steam to game developer: We removed all of your games for intentionally writing fake reviews
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge fund managers are creating hundreds of new shell companies to exploit a loophole in the new tax law. Surprise
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news, Millennials, now you can SnapChat your employment application to Home Depot
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Tue February 13, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tehran Tom would like to clarify that Trump is not negotiating on immigration. His opening offer is also his closing offer and every other offer in between. Sounds like Tom is trying to replace Kelly for WH Chief of Deplorables
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Do you see weird colors or an explosion of stars when you rub your eyes? Science has an answer, and it's not because you have worms in your eyes. Probably
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Sun February 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the election of the first woman mayor in a fundamentalist Mormon town, the citizens naturally embrace her. Just kidding... eleven government employees quit, with one citing his religious objections to working for a woman
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for this completely unforeseen turn of events: Rush Limbaugh is suddenly not concerned about the exploding national debt
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Not content with gerrymandering, PA senator tries the old "limited constitutional convention" ploy. How about just representing the people for a change? Is that too hard?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Logan Paul, last month: I have have truly learned from my mistakes. Logan Paul, this month: Uploads comeback video of him tasering dead rats
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The midnight hour is nearing, and at that hour the nation wonders, will we have an open government, or a closed government? Will government employees get a three day weekend, or a regular weekend? It's your "Will The Government Shutdown" thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Compared to American kids, German kids have far more freedom to explore, be independent, learn from mistakes, annex the Sudetenland
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CVS announces wage hike to $11 an hour for hourly employees and increased pay for many of its full-time employees thanks to the Trump tax law
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Cowardly waste of life Sanders punts responsibility for today's presser to...Raj Shah? The guy who called Trump deplorable before the election? Well, all righty then. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1300)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to get more employees full time employment? Lower the amount of hours per week needed to be considered full time
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's just not enough judges and not enough cops and not enough lawyers in the country to charge someone with a crime every time there's a toilet explosion inside a McDonald's
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russia: Hahahaha...nyet, comrade. Only glorious Motherland can decide where anti-NATO missiles be deployed. Hello, Ukraine, did you have a nice 27-year vacation from us?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who better to deliver 30 million meals to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico than a contractor with a single employee?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not news: another snake story from Australia. News: Kids say "best science lesson ever" when a python decides to join the class. Fark: the snake catcher lets it explore around the chairs and tables for lulz. Bonus snake stories in the sidebar
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Help wanted: New White House Deputy Press Secretary. Qualification include experience with public speaking and not calling the President a deplorable
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hoping to upload your mind to a new body someday? Here comes the neuroscience
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Ex-Facebook, Google employees start "Center For Humane Technology" to combat technology addictions, introduce their mascot Master Chief, slogan "Say no to the Matrix"
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tobacco manufacturer will give $3,000 to its employees as a bonus under the new tax scam
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI Director Chris Wray sent a "rally the troops" email to all FBI employees today after the memo madness saying "talk is cheap, the work you do is what will endure"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Exploding coconut 'sent fear' through crematorium staff"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Due to economic sanctions, North Korean athletes competing at the Winter Olympics won't be given free Samsung phones, which is probably a good thing as if any exploded that could cause WW3
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's see how Trump is doing with the black unemployment rate (clicks link). Oh... oh this is bad
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Naked Florida Man caught riding bike in community gym. Apparently, his kickstand was deployed
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
Video
 
Watch the moment UK ice hockey star punched a fan during a match, landing himself a 20-game ban and a place in the unemployment queue
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Whole Foods now using scorecards to track employee effectiveness and productivity, though this HR enhancement is seen as negative feedback for employee morale, with store managers saying "Seeing someone cry is the new normal"
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Thu February 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1989 Scott Baio told The Hollywood Reporter that the Season 3 episode "The Blackboard Bungle" was his favorite. The plot? Him teaching sex ed to Nicole Eggert. *cringe*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media is having employees donate to a SuperPAC that will donate to Trumpers, because that's normal
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top State Dept diplomat bails, Trumpy passes the meme-buck back to Nunes, and we've only got one more day of this crap before the weekend. It's the Thirsty Thursday MSNBC discussion thread, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the State Department's top career diplomat, a man who holds the agency's highest designation with 35 years of experience under 6 presidents from both parties, calling it quits. Don't worry, though, Rexie's got it covered
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri to expand employers' power to enforce arbitration. Next up: legal protections for scrip and company stores
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Worst 'How I Met Your Mother' plot line ever
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Today marks 15 years since the space shuttle Columbia exploded. What were you doing that morning?
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Wed January 31, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Owner receives letter granting dog unemployment benefits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mattis proposes Pentagon cellphone ban without addressing how employees will be able to catch their Pikachus
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
60 years ago today the United States launched Explorer 1, the first American satellite
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Food and Drug Administration is asking manufacturers to change how they package and handle loperamide. Side effect may cause population explosion of underpants gnomes
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, When Morgan Edge is nearly killed by an exploding ice cream cake he assumes Lena is responsible. Meanwhile, Alex decides that Sam's missing time is result of alien abduction. (CW 8ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The plot McThickens
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Secret Nunes memo is secretly an attack against secret agent Rod Rosenstein who has been secretly plotting a secret anti-Trump coup. Secretly
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Sun January 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Google employees: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, we're being repressed
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Sat January 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Deplorables tell Native American to go home
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this urban explorer
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump masterminded the plot to discredit key FBI witnesses
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore is back, asking for cash for a 'Legal Defense Fund' Don't forget his last one was later converted to a foundation that paid him more than a million dollars while employing multiple members of his family, including his wife as director
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Special operations team to help with wild turkey infestation. To be fair, a turkey might turn instantly into giblets and gravy if exploded by a claymore
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach's Secretary of State's office in Kansas accidentally leaks last four Social Security numbers of every Kansas lawmaker and state employee, including himself
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How the James Webb Space Telescope will deploy (in an ideal world)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC Broadband Deployment Committee favors industry over local government broadband
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
French jails at "brink of explosion," and it's not even July 14th yet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Workplace wellness programs are about as effective as Fark at creating healthy, productive employees
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
International diplomacy, Trump style: Step one, infuriate someone so badly that they refuse to talk to you anymore. Step two, since they're not talking, cut off aid. Step three: Tweet
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Home Depot to give one-time bonus of up to $1000 to its employees, assuming they can find any of them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Company HR employee to job applicant: If you no speak English, I will send you home. Company to HR employee: Don't come into work tomorrow, you have no job
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
If you're hoping to see an Avenger or two show up in the Black Panther movie, you're going to be disappointed. "There's so many characters in the Black Panther world that we wanted to explore, we didn't want to rely on cameos from other movies"
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
"He injected trained worm slurry into untrained worms, but the recipients often exploded." The history of brain science is certainly an interesting one
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Uber's CEO calls on the state of Washington to create "a portable benefits" system where the state provides benefits for people who are classified as independent contractors so companies can deny them employee benefits-you know, like Uber drivers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
An examination of how Amazon choosing Washington D.C. as its headquarters location might affect regional public issues like housing, transportation, and schools. Lol. Because Amazon employees will be sending their kids to D.C. public schools
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For once, common sense rules after a judge says you are not sexually exploiting your small children by taking pictures of them in the bathtub
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to earn 6 figurers without a high school diploma? Better learn how to flip burgers animal style
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Tue January 23, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
More tax reform trickle down, 125,000 Disney employees to receive $1,000 cash bonuses. Bonus: Company will also make a $50 million investment into a new employee education program
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
White men most likely to benefit from employee referrals, everything else in life
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake sues ex-employee that claimed worms in hamburger. Technically, maggots are not worms
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Senate unable to reach deal. News: Collins employs talking stick. Fark: Another Senator throws it across room, breaking glass elephant. Ultrafark: Stick replaced with basketball
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I don't know, what three words are Disney employees banned from saying?
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
I'm starting another Mat Cauthon only read through of Wheel of Time. Are there any series you only re-read for certain plot lines?
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
32 years after the Challenger explosion, Christa McAuliffe's planned lessons will be filmed on the ISS
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Train uses pickup truck as snowplow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump-Russia plot has larger cast than Twin Peaks: The Return
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New analysis of FCC comments on net neutrality finds over a million messages were from PornHub's 55 employees, which either means Pornhub employees are really anti-net neutrality or something fishy is going on
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery confirms another plot twist that fans guessed weeks ago (spoilers)
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Suspected butane honey oil lab leads to home explosion and farkers Googling "Butane honey oil lab"
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Thanks to the federal government shutdown, deployed troops will not be able to watch football this weekend. You win again, Terrorists
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
"Furloughed employees have no guarantee that they will be compensated... "
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This sounds like some sort of Nazi experiment, except...plot twist
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Fri January 19, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers, having solved budget, crime, and unemployment issues, propose keeping Daylight Saving Time year round. Residents of Hawaii, Arizona, unimpressed
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
You're really gonna see something fly when that snowplow hits 88 MPH
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Emergency Management Agency insists an employee pushed the wrong button and they weren't hacked. But then there's this news photo showing the system's password written on a sticky note. Can't we just go back to blaming Trump?
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Tue January 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out the most ethical administration in history, period, is having ethical problems as diplomats and sycophants continually book rooms in Trump hotels to curry favor
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Deep State is Republican code for Nazi-like elimination of non-Trump bootlicking government employees. Just remember that when you hear dumb-dumbs mention Deep State
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In a situation which is sure to end here and will in no way escalate, the Palestinian Liberation Organization revokes recognition of Israel and says the Oslo Accords no longer stand
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who hasn't been here before? A new, plum job comes along but you reject it out of spite so your former employer has to continue to pay you. The spite is even more sweet when it's directed at your former employer, Manchester United
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abu Dis suggested as Palestinian Capital. Now how Abu Dat
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Sun January 14, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Postal employee accused of burning twenty tubs of mail. NEWMAN
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Sat January 13, 2018
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Old: People fighting in a McDonald's. Florida: Employees pulling guns on each other in McDonald's (w/video)
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Stephanoplous is upset at ABC for censoring Trump: "I don't think it's right to censor the president or to sugarcoat the racist sentiment". Basically if Trump's a big enough arsehole to say shiathole, ABC should farking sack up and report it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump losing his deplorable base. We're OK with the rampant racism but the potty mouth really pisses off Jesus
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "Laid-off Sam's Club employees reach out to BJ's for work." Desperate times call for desperate measures
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Thu January 11, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman charged with animal abuse after pets found in 'deplorable conditions,' prompting Trump voters nationwide to start hoarding feces and dead cats to stiggit to the libs
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What If Everyone Got a Monthly Check From the Government? is it ZOMG Socialism? Or is it market-driven subsidies to businesses who are automating their ex-employees out of being able to afford their products? Finland goes there, sort of
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Proof we are IN "The Upside Down": "Walmart is boosting its starting salary for U.S. workers to $11 an hour, giving a one-time $1,000 cash bonus to eligible employees and expanding its maternity and parental leave benefits"
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/10): Old Man Hawkeye explores how old man Hawkeye went blind. He's bored, he lives alone...you do the math. Also, both generations of Battlestar Galactica face off, Ninjak versus the Valiant Universe, and there's a Royal Rumble comic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump trolls in a tizzy forced the closure of an Atlanta Starbucks after someone claiming to be a black employee of the store claimed to have done foul things to "white people's" drinks
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Snow plowed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box CEO: My robots can make it even if you unemployed burger-flippers can't afford to order it
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sloppy Steve now just as unemployed as he looks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady may have chosen diplomacy over honesty here, but c'mon
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Need an example of a successful start-up business? Two high school students are now making six figures mowing lawns and shoveling snow ... and are paying their employees more than the minimum wage
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Social media explodes in protest after Kendall Jenner walks the red carpet at the Hollywood Golden Globes, apparently forgetting her amazing work in a Pepsi commercial
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump starts initiative to have military and US diplomats promote American weapon sales to generate revenue because of course he does
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two words you never want to be a part of: exploding testicle (possible NSFW content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual for many teachers to work a second job, MD's Academy of the Holy Cross Catholic girl's high school decided they really could not see continuing to employ a teacher who was also white nationalist Richard Spencer's bodyguard
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX to launch secret Zuma satellite tonight. Bejeweled and Plants vs Zombies payloads reportedly prepping for deployment. Launch scheduled for 8pm ET
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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(The Week)
 
 
 
In continuing to hire only the best people Trump's nominee to head the Indian Health Service is facing allegations he lied on his resume. In the nominee's defense he says his employment records were destroyed in a tornado, because of course they were
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NHS employees ordered to have flu shots. Makes perfect sense; why can't we force hospital workers in the US to get these?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black unemployment rate lowest it's been since 1972
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons responds to Ontario's minimum wage hike by cutting employees' benefits, including tips. I'll just sit back with a big bag of popcorn as another Fark tipping thread unfolds
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sadly not news: Man uploads original video to Youtube, is immediately hit with multiple copyright claims. Fark: for 10 hours of white noise
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After 50 years, Metropolitan Museum of Art changes its admission to a mandatory $25 for you uncultured deplorable paste-eating goons from the other 49 states
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Chrome has become the new Internet Explorer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump claims credit for the recent diplomatic dialogue between North and South Korea. Apparently threatening to turn both their countries into a lifeless, burning, nuclear wasteland is a real icebreaker, who knew?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The forgotten Swiss diplomat who rescued thousands from Holocaust
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Old news: Cars can detect pedestrians and bicyclists. Ford news: ... and deploy countermeasures
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
30,000 federal employees earn more than any governor, increased by 165 percent between fiscal 2010 and 2016. Thanks Obama
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Doug Jones to become only Democratic senator with a black chief of staff. Roy Moore supporters' heads continue to assplode
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Oh look, a battery problem with the Galaxy Note. Well, at least it doesn't explode any more
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Thu December 28, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bama court tells Moore to go home and fetch his f***ing shinebox, the Middle East is getting 'splodey again, and Mueller continues digging, much to the terror of the RNC. MSNBC Primetime, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin @ 8pm EST
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Somehow, Bitcoin is enabling Alt-right extremism. And most likely bad plot lines in Hollywood screenplays that speak of crypto-currencies and wannabe Hitlers
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
And the financial outlook for AccuWeather employees is very sunny
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Mon December 25, 2017
(BleepingComputer)
 
 
 
Threatening a company with cyber attacks if they don't fire an employee and hire you instead is no way to go through life son
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(Some Earthworm)
 
 
 
Do you know what the worms are doing to our soil? I know it's the worms. They're in it with the Earthlings. They're building farming plots for hermaphroditic annelid Earthlings. I swear to Marvin
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: we have the best diplomacy. Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud: hold my O'Doul's
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That $1000 bonus for AT&T EMPLOYEES..Yeah, well some of you won't be getting that
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Mythbusters' test if alcoholic Christmas desserts can get you a DUI. Original hosts Adam and Jamie would have at least had the good decency to explode the desserts while they were at it
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail investigative journalism at its finest with a shocking world exclusive. The plot to The Holiday makes no sense
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once again, my sugar cookies look more like Rorschach plots coming out of the oven than the nice shapes I put into the oven. Any Fark bakers with ideas on how to fix?
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Trump just commuted the sentence of a money launderer who was also the biggest employer of illegal aliens in Iowa. Swamp drainin' takes some tough measures, don't it?
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Wed December 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Struggling model? Unemployed sugar baby? Look no further. Slightly endowed with a big heart and strong enough to uninstall your window unit.'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock goes down the toilet as the chain is hit by another report of employees not washing their hands and serving E. coli burritos. Subby ate at Chipotle last night, this may be my last submission, mods
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Snow knows nothing about his ancestor's dumbass Gunpowder Plot
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that live production of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' coming to NBC on Easter and featuring Alice Cooper? Well they just cast John Legend as Jesus. In other news, Baptist heads in Deep South begin to assplode
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Here's the story of a cute little girl who made Satan get a job as a vegan barista even though it made him vomit explosively. Bonus: Narrated by Patrick Stewart (some mildly nsfw language)
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Tue December 19, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
GOP: "Corporate tax cuts to grow economy, GDP totes magotes asplotes." Corporations: "Well, no. We're going to do stock buybacks. Thanks though." GOP: "LALALALA CAN'T HEAR U OVER STUNNING GROWTH ESTIMATES MAKING BOOMY NOISES"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you remember how you got your brat out of the store by promising him Santa would get him an XBox One AND PS4 and a pony? Now you have a grasp of the client management skills Trump's lawyers are having to employ
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Mon December 18, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
This Atlanta airport employee sliding down a crowded escalator was everyone's hero during the outage chaos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you a federal employee who voted for Trump? Well, let's just say you should keep your eyes on that approaching leopard
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cold and lonely explorers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The dark side of YouTube family bloggers who exploit their children for financial gain
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(Some Walton)
 
 
 
New map show the largest employer in each US state. Something just kind of pops out but I can't put my finger on it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In bid to enhance their workers' financial planning capabilities, Walmart to begin offering payday loans directly to employees
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Big Ten school ignored and covered-up years of child sexual abuse by athletic department employee. Nope, a different school
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Not content with screwing over and getting sued by employees, drivers, customers, the general public, small trees, etc., Uber adds investors to its portfolio of screwees
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Wawa is opening its first store in Washington DC. It will feature interactive digital screens-where customers can upload photos and messages that will flicker inside the store. What could possibly go wrong?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A 'Large possum' caused massive power outage, and huge explosion in Rio Rancho, Corrales
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Schumer calls cops after another Project Veritas-esque fake sexual accusations plot is revealed. Do you get what the Franken defenders were trying to warn about now?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians minor league employee dies of cardiac arrest after having to watch the Packers-Browns game Sunday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When robots write Harry Potter fanfic: "The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Exploring the architectural influences of Star Wars. Naboo was based on the Hagia Sophia, Coruscant by the world of Asimov's Trantor
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Smartest man from Alabama implores the state to stop looking like idiots
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Mon December 11, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What was Scalia's original intent in 1990's Employment Division v. Smith?
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion at Manhattan bus terminal. On the left, not much information. Jumping to conclusions on the right
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Former Verizon executive and current FCC Chairman Ajit Pai does a knee-slapping skit at the FCC Bar Association where he and a Verizon exec hatch a plot to corrupt the regulatory process by installing a "Manchurian candidate" - Pai- at the agency
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you're unemployed and walk out of court with a $50 fine and no points, how do you respond? "You there fatboy? On a donut break?" and 50 other messages to the arresting cop is one option
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jahlil Okafor to play for Brooklyn Nets, plot revenge against David Dunn
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Thu December 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dollar General plans to open 900 new stores after market research indicates that once Trump implodes the economy, the market will surge for nearly expired off-brand foods, cheap crap from China, and factory-second socks and underwear
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bankrupt Toys Я Us execs to employees:"$16 million bonus Я Us, nothing Я you"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Roach bomb' sparks explosion at NYC high-rise, injuring 4 people. Dead bug spotted at the scene
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gay waiter fired for letting the internet know that bigoted assholes frequent his former employer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Domino's says Brexit will make it harder for them to find an exploitable workforce
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Can your employer require you to come to work naked? Hopefully not if you're a Fark admin
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
In an effort to improve child safety on the platform and to be better at detecting hate speech, Google will enlist 10,000 employees to moderate YouTube videos. Enlist, not hire. Enjoy your additional ditty duties
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This Wednesday is the Centennial of the largest man-made explosion (2.9 kilotons) until the invention of Nuclear Weapons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FEMA to employees: Sooo, that hurricane season, kinda brutal huh? Yeah, so about that overtime you earned dealing with those disasters? We're just gonna take that back 'cause we're out of money, oh and you have to work the rest of the year for free
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out there is a massive, dark, wet, unexplored tunnel system hidden deep within Montreal, your mom
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
Explore Minnesota Garbage
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Where's my illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator? Ah, screw it; I'll just use a cannon"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
An Alt-right troll running a failing business, and facing a lawsuit for, selling "Pepe the Frog Over the Wall Hot Sauce" to his buddies on 4chan is really unemployed and living off his wife's salary as she's a Senior VP at Pfizer - for now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
ACLU: We want to make right wingers' heads explode. What's the best way to do that? Oh, I know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The administration of Donald "The fightin' populist" Trump is now coming for the wages of waitresses, by undoing an Obama-era rule that forbids employers from pooling tips and using them to supplement the wages of back-of -the-house employees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees shocked and saddened when Shohei Ohtani reveals he's not in a New York state of mind and will not consider signing with them. "It actually feels like they lost the rights to someone who was never even in their employ"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner with his Junior Secretary of State action sweater and Li'l Diplomat kit explains that Middle East peace can be achieved by starting a war with Iran
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike the Lions, Pontiac Silverdome fails to implode
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy spends 30 years preparing for zombies and other end-of-the-world scenarios by building remote cabins and burying doomsday supplies. Recent wildfire uncovered his plotting and his planning
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"'Hollywood would not write a plot this stupid': Trump loyalist melts down over Flynn guilty plea"
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Rep. Farenthold (R-really creepy pajamas) settles sexual harassment case against him by a former employee
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
If you're having trouble thinking of a tasteless yet timely Christmas gift to give your employees, the Kushners are here to help
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Goodwill employee sorts through a donation box, finds ugly sweater, bell bottom jeans, hand grenade, ugly coffee mug..... wait, what?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two "famous" streamers gather all their fans in order to take down a vile bar via fake reviews over them being attacked by the staff. So of course when the bar uploaded the security videos they were both drunk and trying to sucker punch employees
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Yeah, so if you ever need biometric info about anyone, just ask. I'll have over 3 billion images, biometrics, phone numbers. That's what I named the service "Facebook", and people just uploaded pictures of their faces. They trust me. Dumb farks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out that Trump supporters are depraved, not deplorable
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The plot derpens as it's revealed the woman who tried to sting the Washington Post with a fake Roy Moore story on the orders of James O'Keefe tried to rent a room from a Democratic party donor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Hey, baby, you up for some plowing?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian electrician sacked for using potato chip bag as Faraday cage to skip work for two years without employer noticing
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Tue November 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In addition to the Doctor Who Christmas Special, BBC plots a League of Gentlemen revival and Alan Partridge to save Christmas
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft vet jumps to Google, criticizes ex-employer for letting corporate infighting rage on as Microsoft developers, developers, developers left for platforms that would endure. Core .NET UWP Azure Silverlight coding wizard begs to differ
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Sun November 26, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Arkansas county employee sentenced after stealing $366,000 for personal use, including buying a tuxedo for her dog. Apparently when you have $366,000 in your wallet, you can't just keep taking your dog out for casual dining
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump delivers on his promise to open up new jobs for unemployed coal miners
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the positive side, sound detected from missing Argentine submarine may help it be found. Unfortunately, submarines don't react well to explosions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who allegedly sent explosive devices to Pres. Obama and Texas Governor Greg Abbott was arrested after her cat's hair was found on the devices. It's as yet unclear what her or the cat's motive was
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Wed November 22, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Energy company calls deafening explosion and four story fireball that can happen anywhere at anytime, "extremely rare"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There was a BIG gas explosion north of Detroit Monday night. Here's video of the sizable blast zone
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
NASA is getting medieval on space exploration and adding chain mail to the tires of the Mars rovers
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Georgia dome implosion gets bus-blocked. This headline gets Urban Dictionaried
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the Flash, Biv and Bel terrorize Central City as Iris puts the finishing touches on her upcoming nuptials. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray and Rory get lost on the way to Hanoi while Grodd plots their downfall. (CW 9ET)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
City bus photobombs Georgia Dome implosion
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Mon November 20, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Explosions and fire at cosmetics factory in suburban NYC. Multiple Injuries reported. Can't make-up this stuff
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Guy pays $10,000 to have plot of new 'Star Wars' film whispered to him by JJ Abrams
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Self-driving transport trucks are only about 12 years away from mass deployment on public roads. Sorry, make that 12 months
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Just like the last 25 Atlanta Falcons Seasons, the Georgia Dome has imploded into a pile of rubble
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Valley News)
 
 
 
Vermont town says they're running out of cemetery plots. Mayor says it's a grave shortage
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface is so OVAH. Meet Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney. And David Plowie
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Fri November 17, 2017
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Techno-optimists once prized testicular material from apes; now they plan to upload human minds into cyberspace, and design a post-human species. But sci-fi writers of the past saw this coming, and did not welcome our robot overlords
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Disney employees banned from pointing with their index finger. Middle finger still okay
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck"
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Thu November 16, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The NHL's worst team is accused of spying on employees along with threatening them and underpaying them as well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us employee: I need a holiday bonus. Company: I'm sorry, we can't afford that, due to our pending bankruptcy negotiations and lackluster sales. Executive: I need a holiday bonus. Company: Of course, here is $16 million
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Old Man plots revenge on younger generation because shrug emoji
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Explorer has gone missing in Papua New Guinea while searching for a tribe of headhunters. So I guess he found them
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Having learned their lesson with the chainsaw bayonet, the media are a lot more careful with this special report that shows how a single shot from an AR-15 can explode a watermelon as long as the AR-15 is a 12-gauge shotgun
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Florida man booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox with explosives but they won't reveal what he did with the Sandy Squirrel one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mountain 'sploding
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Found guilty in a murder-for-hire plot? That's a faintin'
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea to US diplomats: why should we begin negotiations with the Trump administration, when Donald Trump may not be president much longer?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Hidden deep in the GOP tax bill is the "NEW GIG Act" that makes it super easy to classify an employee as an independent contractor
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Sat November 11, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Highest paid federal employee gets a raise. No not him
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Father passes out in his car parked at a Taco Bell parking lot. Employees noticed the car but did nothing; apparently, they missed the 3 and 7 year-old children in the backseat trying to wake up their drunk father multiple times
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
We can build a better employee, now we have to do the same with our cars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As if you needed another thing to lose sleep over, let me introduce you to NPR-A, America's Serengeti. Ryan Zinke wants to open it up for oil exploitation. Oil we don't need
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mueller investigating low level, unknown Trump Administration staff member named Mike Flynn and his son for plot to kidnap Muslim cleric living in the U.S. and give him to Turkey for $15 million. Nobody has ever heard of this Flynn guy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
IUDs might stimulate the immune system to protect against certain cancers, explode
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you have £1.6million-worth of drugs in your home, you might not want to have a 'grenade prone to exploding' lest the police might come investigate (with mugshot goodness)
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump 2016: I'mma build a wall and keep those Carrier air conditioning jobs out of Mexico and in the US. Carrier Employee 2017: He blew smoke up our asses. Trump 2017: What's air conditioning
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Insurance companies picking up birth control costs for religious employers
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein employed a veritable army of retired intelligence agents and private military contractors to make sure no trumped up allegations of misconduct were made by his alleged victims
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"You hear privilege, and you think 'money and opportunity', and they don't have it ... And then you've got people calling them stupid and deplorable. Well, how long do you think you can call people stupid and deplorable before they get mad?"
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toughest job in American diplomacy? Nope, not the first person you thought of
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During her time as Fed Chair, the stock market has boomed, the economy has grown inflation and unemployment have hit new lows, and Trump has been effusive in his praise of her. So why is Trump replacing Janet Yellen? Because Obama appointed her, duh
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
One person escapes as home explodes in Sultan. Man, if they'd had a swing, they'd really have been in dire straits
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ivanka requires an army of bootlickers and servants to function, such as mobilizing 21 government employees and 150 emails to choreograph a 45 minute discussion on STEM for school children. Your tax dollars at work
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bomb making suspects plot foiled when they bought wrong type of nail polish remover. He must have missed that day in ISIS school
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Union bosses tell DNAInfo and Gothamist employees that threats to shut down the sites if they unionize are just "textbook union-busting tactics." DNAInfo and Gothamist employees then vote to join union. Guess what happens next
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Police arrest smoke shop employee for possession of spice. Remedy this situation, restore spice production, or you will live out your life in a pain amplifier
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Subby's laundry can be pretty toxic, especially after a chili cookoff, but never to the point where it would cause a washing machine to explode and disembowel itself, knocking someone out. (Pic, video)
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Employer demanding health insurer not cover drug that can benefit half its employees because Jesus
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Potential landmark case regarding reclassification of GrubHub "contractor" as employee will come down to whether the plaintiff or the defendant is more full of shiat
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Sun October 29, 2017
(I4U)
 
 
 
Why do lithium-ion batteries explode? I dunno, let's call the linear accelerator people at SLAC to hold our beer while we cryo-freeze one and see what happens
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Company fires employee for "working too hard"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tesla employees don't believe the reasons given by the company for the recent mass firings
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman caught stealing snowplow admits to doing heroin and cocaine beforehand, also says she's pregnant and was helping a repo man. The Aristocrats
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Starbucks releases Zombie Frappuccino to disgust customers, annoy employees
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scott Brown is still learning how to be a diplomat, not stare at women's breasts, and avoid being a giant asshole in general
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later
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(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP accused of not telling employees there was lead at a firing range, hydrogen in snow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at why Trump's team of deplorables was such easy prey for the Russians
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What would you do if your employer announced all your jobs were being outsourced to Mexico and you had to train your non-union Mexican equivalent?
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Wed October 25, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rail station closed after "unexploded device" found. Aren't most devices unexploded?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Union sues over requirement that health care workers get flu shots, saying it should be up to employees if they're contagious around patients or not
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(CBC)
 
 
 
GM shares hit all-time high. Airbag fails to deploy, everyone dies
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unemployment falling--in some states. Guess which ones
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Urban Explorer/newspaper publisher on Chicago roof "died doing what he loved", if your love is re-creating Frank Nitti's last scene in "The Untouchables"
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(Collider)
 
 
 
A live-action 'Dora the Explorer' movie is in the works [Facepalm] Directed by Michael Bay
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi billionaire investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal says "bitcoin will implode one day". So it does behave like a real currency after all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A possible explanation for Woody Allen's defense of Harvey Weinstein; the plot of his new film features a 44-year-old man having sex with a teen actress (unless this movie is an auto-biography)
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