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225 headlines found matching 'PLO'
Thu June 30, 2016
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
RIP Ms. Plow. That was her name. That name again was Ms. Plow
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy drinks himself silly for eight hours, plows into concrete wall, sues bar because what a bunch of irresponsible jerks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, it says here your state would like to learn how to compete better. Well, for starters, how about tearing up all those "agreements" your employers made everybody sign where they "agreed" not to compete?
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another house explodes in Mississauga
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple explosions and gunfire reported at Ataturk Airport in Istanbul. Air traffic through Constantinople is unaffected at this time
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(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
"Following concerns over poor quality pitches at Euro 2016, Qatar has employed a high-tech solution to avoid similar criticisms of its World Cup in 2022 -- 3D printers and wind tunnels"
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia is harassing U.S. diplomats all over Europe. One diplomat found that someone had defecated on his living room rug. That rug really tied the room together
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Texas Law Hawk is BACK, featuring explosions, bikini babes, jet skis, and midget cops on paddleboats
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Breaking down the explosive season six finale of Game of Thrones, which saw shocking twists, parental revelations, fan service, and a new ruler on the Iron Throne [Warning: SPOILERS]. Shame we have to wait nearly a year for the next episodes. Shame
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
A woman's home exploded during a flood, blasting her into the branches of a tree. Like being in WV didn't suck already
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts employs 5 second rule, idiots
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Wanted: Ygrittes to tell a bunch of employees of an upcoming Noah's Ark park who took a stupid vow that they know nothing
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ball Python may have escaped after commercial building fire, will become plot of next Bruckheimer film
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Thu June 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's not-so-secret plot to make Chinese people fatter and less competitive has begun
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Explorers map beer caves that Iowa Farkers have sadly allowed to remain abandoned
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD launch massive manhunt--including deploying helicopters and sending out cops on foot--to find a dangerous teenage criminal who skipped out on a $2.75 subway fare
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
China cuts back on cyberspying after getting frustrated that the only information found on government employees' computers is video games, dating sites and shopping
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new way to use the most powerful explosions in the universe to calibrate its expansion has been developed
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Archer renewed for three more seasons, 24 episodes total. Sploosh
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: After learning of my affair, my husband wants to end our marriage. Despite my plea to reconcile, he wants to push forth. But my work doesn't offer health insurance; I use his. Can I delay the divorce until I secure employee benefits?"
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Startup company that eliminated the role of bosses to allow all employees to propose their own projects, manage themselves and evaluate each other realized in the end, workers need bosses. "We were naïve"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Goodwill employee can't recall exactly what he stole, but thinks it may have included 3 swords, 50 lbs of jewelry, 3 fur jackets, 4 drums and a nightstand
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Radio station sends employee to face his fears...Does not handle it well AT ALL
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
51 career US diplomats to Obama: you're an idiot
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panama Papers result in first arrest. Of Mossack Fonseca employee
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Did you just spill gasoline all over yourself and your car? Well, now's the time to enjoy the explosive taste of a Lucky Strike cigarette
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone send a box of splooge cloths to CNN: the missing EgyptAir plane has been found
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
7.8% of all employees are workaholics. Mostly to make up for the other 92.2% who are workateetotalers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, that's the news from the federal government, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the employees are fully successful
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The LA gay pride parade gun nut who was originally considered dangerous, then not, is back to dangerous again. $2M bail set after it's revealed that in addition to assault rifles and explosives, he also had a black hood, taser, and handcuffs
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Amazon's Fire is relative dud, but apparently Amazon's "Amazing Liquid Fire" is really hot stuff, according to the FAA and nine UPS employees who got burned trying to handle it
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tales from the Crypt will use fanfiction to write the plot. So, basically, just like Babylon 5 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Yeast in 220 year old bottle of beer recovered from shipwreck still alive, had plenty of time to plot the end of humans
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Not news: programmer automates his job, goofs off for 6 years while still getting paid. News: programmer gets caught, fired. Fark: programmer has forgotten how to code, is now unemployable
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Mon June 13, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Strip's first high-rise, the Riviera Hotel and Casino, to be imploded tomorrow. Michael Corleone unavailable for comment
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
ISIS hacks the Arkansas Library Association and leaks employee info. That's some excellent work there guys
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"We went to Sears and saw why the company is imploding" (not a slide show)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Subby builds a sandcastle with a plastic pail and a coffee cup on a public beach. Hampton Beach sculptors are each given their own private plot and 10 tons of sand to work with
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials discover "super bacteria" at Olympic venues in Rio, causing many to wonder if this is a sporting event or the unfolding plot to a bad SyFy Channel movie
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Half of all unemployed Americans have given up looking for work. The rest were hoping the first group would find a job, and then take it when they were inevitably laid off
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lowes hires man and his service dog. Dog immediately named Employee of the Month
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Illinois sues Jimmy John's over freaky fast, illegal non-compete agreements they force their employees to sign
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Paralyzed former-Olympic gold medalist receives apology from hotel after employee refers to her as a cripple, only because she couldn't be bothered to get up and kick his ass down the hallway (tag for employee)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Speed reading course and speed e-reader subscription. If you read less than 3 pages per minute it explodes. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed June 08, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Putting explosives in your pants is almost never a good idea. Ask this guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There's a Christian Mingle movie on Netflix. One can only hope that "Farmer's Only: It's Plow Time" is in production
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Palmerston, the official cat of the UK Foreign Office, is learning Japanese and wants to know if there are any mice in Japan, tweeting in Nihongo via "DiploMog" account
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Nature)
 
 
 
Mathematician spent her life studying flying snot to understand how sneezing works: "The videos reveal a violent explosion of saliva and mucus spewing out of the mouth in sheets that break up into droplets, all suspended in a turbulent cloud"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Passenger blown off exploding boat says unburnt Bibles are proof that God was onboard that day. Still no explanation for exploding boat
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Explosive investigation finds that defective Takata air bags are still being installed in new cars
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR "going back to the drawing board" to improve racing at their boring cookie cutter tracks. Unfortunately, plowing them up and making them clones of Old Bristol, North Wilkesboro, and Rockingham isn't being considered
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(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Three U.S. Border Patrol agents take a Canadian woman into a garage and verify that she's a woman. This is not a plot summary from Kink.com
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Tue May 31, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctors shrink the drug used for Viagra, making it small enough to work in patch form. Fark braces for inevitable rash of Exploding Penis Syndrome stories next year
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Biggest motorcycle explosion into a fireball in the middle of a MotoGP race with NO ONE GETTING SERIOUSLY HURT that you will see this year
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Things get worse for Fort McMurray fire evacuees, Gotze to explore other openings, and obtuse man jumps into Angle Lake: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/22 - 5/28
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this laser scanner deployment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Dionne Warwick of investments, says "all eyes must remain on the unemployment rate"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Attractive people get paid more, but there is a catch for female employees
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Employee fired by text after working for company for 17 years finally gets the last laugh
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Senior quote in a yearbook: "Words build bridges into unexplored regions." You know who else used that quote?
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Bayern Munich encourages Gotze to explore other openings
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Family Research Council fumes over amendment which would bar companies from firing employees for no reason other than being heterosexual
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Microsoft flips 2,000 former Nokia employees
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Tue May 24, 2016
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters send death threats to employees of bar they think is owned by Democratic State Party Chair. She doesn't actually own it
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Mon May 23, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
It took 63 years to restore train service from L.A. to Santa Monica. Fark: and a mere 63 hours for a Cheesecake Factory employee in a Toyota who allegedly blew .21 BAC to shut it down
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last week: IBM to lay off 14,000 employees. This week: "Need a job? 20,000 openings at IBM" Because who wouldn't want to work for a company that would rather toss you out than retrain you for their changing needs
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft now employing malware tactics to get you to upgrade to Windows 10
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Snidely Whiplash exposes his penis, threatens to rape McDonald's employee in his buttocks
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand plot a way out of the mansion? Will Sea Coral do something incredibly stupid? Or will Alicia be the one to set up the cliffhanger? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Midseason Finale Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Trek Beyond gets a newer, better trailer with what appears to be characters speaking to each other instead of yelling and exploding. Still has motorcycles in it, which of course defines Star Trek
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ontario High Shcool issues unfortunate diplomas. Don't worry, callidge will be better
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
Canadian sports site exec explains why he has 45 employees devoted to esports. "I watch League of Legends the same way I watch basketball or the UFC. So we want to treat it the same"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Other than Lost and possibly X-Files and Fringe, are there any other tv shows that have a complicated plotline?
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(NPR)
 
Weeners
 
It weighs 66,000 lbs., is as tall as a 15-story building, and is slowly plowing through L.A.
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gabby Gums returns to write a tell-all article about the opening of Rarity's Manehattan store and the insane amount of hookers and blow her friends plowed through that night on My Little Pony, "Saddle Row and Rec.", 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich, man of ideas, proposes testing TSA employees for Sharia
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Lost behind Stephen Curry's offensive explosion was how confused Kevin Durant and Oklahoma City looked on the offensive end of the floor
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Government employees spend their wedding night copying the Chinese constitution, totally not staged event of course
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his sinister higher education plot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee receives death threats and criticism for wearing hat critical of Trump that reads "AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT." It's hard to take political discourse seriously when it comes from someone who wears a bull-like nose ring
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
The Pope: Exploiting workers in the name of profit is an unforgivable sin
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Wed May 18, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Problem: blowing dust from a plot of land has closed a portion of Interstate 10 at the Arizona-New Mexico border a number of times since the beginning of April. Possible solution: Gorilla-Snot
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Yo Symantec, we heard your antivirus parses suspect executables for things that exploited overflows. So we put an exploit in our executable so we could overflow your parser so you could IRONY_OVERFLOW_EXCEPTION
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man on probation goes into Hooters, claims to be an undercover agent on a case. He gets the names of several employees before leaving on his skateboard. And then things get weird
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Unable to find enough workers capable of passing a drug test, many U.S. employers stop testing for weed. In related news: Who the hell ate all the chocolate chip cookies in the breakroom?
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Taco Bell tests restaurant of the future, with hip decors (Modern Explorer, California Sol, Heritage and Urban Edge) attractive and tasteful enough for you to come inside to eat. Dare I say, Taco Bell wants to appeal to h-- those people
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Is Kim Kardashian really a secret agent working for the Armenian government in a plot to corrupt Iranian youth? Iran's Revolutionary Guard thinks so
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Employee is quitting soon, being a hideous biatch that doesn't care about her job now. Still, she doesn't do anything that would warrant more than a writeup, the work world equivalent of a 'Now now...' What would you do?
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC exploring creation of dirt bike park, which is all they could afford for the Batman vs Superman sequel
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Tesla exploits tourist visas to hire factory construction workers for $5/hr
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(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
There's now an anti-theft device for bikes that assplodes if anyone tries to steal it (pics, etc)
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Vulture)
 
 
 
NBC looks at the success of "The Blacklist" and orders a spin-off, not realizing the only reason people are watching is because of James Spader. It's certainly not for the writing, plots or other acting
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manchester United cancels match against Bournemouth minutes before kickoff due to "credible security threat." 76,000 spectators evacuated from Old Trafford. Army bomb disposal squad on site conducting controlled explosions
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Fri May 13, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
FDIC says instances of departing employees walking out with thumb drives containing personal banking information on 160,000 U.S. residents were 'inadvertent' data breaches -- except in one case
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Thu May 12, 2016
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Visible only through telescopes, the Crab Nebula - aka M1 - is all that remains of a cataclysmic supernova explosion that lit the daytime sky in A.D. 1054
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
CBO says 1 in 6 men in the U.S. are unemployed or incarcerated. The specific numbers are not important as one just always leads right to the other
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
The trailer for the new Assassin's Creed movie has arrived. The movie will be 2 hours long and spend most of the time collecting random shiat, jumping into hay-bales and wrapping up the plot in the final 10 minutes
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ATF releases findings on 2013 West, Texas fertilizer plant explosion. To quote the Beastie Boys, "Listen all of y'all it's a sabotage"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Freedom-fighting Dildonian busted by FBI for possession of stolen fully-automatic .50 caliber freedom machine plus a cache of libertysplosives
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Next month, Switzerland will vote on giving everyone a gun... no, no, wait, that won't advance the evil plot to destabilize Europe because they already do that, so let's give everyone a basic income instead
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Thu May 05, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
The musical has no plot. The music is terrible. The costumes are humiliating
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
28 years ago yesterday, a Las Vegas company's gamble did not pay off. The result was the largest domestic, non-nuclear explosion recorded in history
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Huge fireballs and explosions in Houston. Link goes to live feed. Watch stuff blow up during lunch
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Military Times)
 
 
 
People's Liberation Army is deploying singers, jugglers and mimes against the US Navy. We surrender. No Navy can withstand the mimes
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of May the Fourth, here's a stop-motion tribute to Star Wars done with Peeps done by a Farker's friend during a period of unemployment many years ago
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA is currently exploring the Mariana Trench with a submersible and would like to know if you want to go along for the ride
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Note to Mike Pelfrey: Umpires making 'out' calls are not actually offering fist bumps. We appreciate the player-umpire diplomacy, though
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sues employer for trying to bore him to death
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly informs his new employer he's 17 cm tall
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Hollywood dives deep into video games for an idea: Shinobi. How is a ninja throwing stars at Ant-Man-sized rivals on ping-pong tables, fighting Batman, Spiderman and Godzilla, and doing explosive hara-kiri yet returning to life going to be explained?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan is still a thing, and Amazon is making a series based on the character and his exploits. And they've gotten John Krasinski to portray Ryan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Four Seasons restaurant tells all employees that they won't be working this summer, fall, winter, spring
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, hotel employees gossip about you behind your back. But they've devised a secret language so you'll never know what they really mean
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Thanks junk food from the West, you've managed to infiltrate rural China and make their childhood obesity rates explode
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling gives a piece of his mind about ESPN, saying they employ some of the biggest racists in sports commenting
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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Wed April 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees manager Joe Girardi employs infield shifts regularly, but would ban them if he was MLB commissioner. "It's an illegal defense, like basketball"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Lawn mower explosion? Lawn mower explosion
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man with a hidden camera tries to mock and belittle a Target employee by asking if he can use the women's bathroom. The employee said, "Sure" and the conservative ambush joke fell flat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' is CIA plot to start civil war, claims noted conspiracy theorist and complete nutjob Alex Jones
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(Paso Robles Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen discovers "e" stands for "explosive" when his e-cigarette blows up, knocking out teeth and putting a hole in his tongue. Never buy Acme brand e-cigs
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marine infamous for urinating on Taliban corpses helps foil girlfriend's alleged hit-man plot, complete mad libs Fark headline
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that 1 in 8 U.S. workers has some hearing loss ... usually an employee in upper management whenever someone comes in to ask for a raise
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former Wet 'n Wild employee admitted embezzling nearly $500,000, or roughly one day's worth of admission fees
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Fri April 22, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just 500 pounds of explosives have been stolen from a train somewhere between Chicago and Detroit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last week: Russia claims that the Panama papers are a CIA plot to hurt Putin. This week: Pakistan claims that the Panama papers are a plot to hurt their PM
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Live like Don Draper in this explorable 3D rendering of his apartment, or at least experience the part with rampant alcoholism and occasional self-loathing
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Flint Water Department employee found dead. That's not suspicious or anything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now some phrases in Gaelic for diplomatic usage
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(KEYC Mancato)
 
 
 
Need to give your employees a bonus but don't want to pay cash? Obviously, the clear choice must be meth
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Blackberry Thumb? There is one rule of thumb. Anyone carrying a Blackberry is either mentally deficient or a U.S. government employee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Bros may not have gotten a NY win for Bernie, but they may have at least started a movement to fix the deplorable rules for voting in New York
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lowe's discovers that negotiating directly with hospitals and offering surgeries free to their employees is cheaper than going through insurance companies
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Four ugly-ass meerkat babies start exploring zoo, negotiating reality show contracts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roaches, which have survived millions of years on Earth through floods, drought and nuclear war, laugh at your annoying little apartment explosion
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: Man who claims to be from the future (where everyone is dead) is arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a fast-food restaurant
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Sun April 17, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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Sat April 16, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley student whose family fled Iraq in 2002 after his diplomat father was killed on orders from Saddam Hussein for being pro-American was kicked off a flight for saying "God willing" in Arabic
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
How do you save America's endangered black-footed ferrets? Obviously, it involves deploying UAVs to carpet-bomb Montana prairie dog colonies with peanut butter-flavored plague vaccine bomlets
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Fri April 15, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has been helping people start families for decades, and now it's completing the circle by giving employees up to 16 weeks of paid leave to bond with them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, here's an article that contains the phrase "Ziploc bags full of frozen spiders"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees explore bringing back ex-slugger Nick Swisher, dumped by Indians and Braves for being overpaid and washed up, as minor-league insurance in case Mark Teixeira gets hurt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores the question of whether carrying a pistol makes you safer. Short answer: No. Long answer: Pew pew pew pew pew pew. No
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Married couple killed after their car went off mountain road, rolled down embankment and then exploded, just like on '70s TV
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
All workers getting a raise when the new $15.37/hr minimum wage for hotel employees takes effect please step forward. Not so fast, union members
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
'The Walking Dead's' Director/Producer Greg Nicotero posts video of exploding heads he's testing out
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Police say man with "Budweiser" neck tattoo swallowed five bags of heroin as his truck exploded on highway. Mugshot included
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Chariot, a would-be competitor to Uber that employs only women drivers and will only pick up female passengers is set to launch in Boston, despite the fact that such a service would likely be illegal
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Adobe just fixed a critical Flash vulnerability that was being exploited in the wild
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(CIPD)
 
 
 
One in five employees 'regularly' uses drugs at work
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Thu April 07, 2016
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Tennessee Rep Jeremy Durham's behavior "may pose a continuing risk to unsuspecting women who are employed by or interact with the Legislature". House Speaker Beth Harwell seen googling "slatted office chair"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're worried that the FBI can break your iPhone, you should be terrified by the Firefox exploit they don't want to talk much about either
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Appeals Court de-certifies class action lawsuit on whether Uber drivers are employees of Uber and entitled to benefits, or are just independent contractors
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen's hands violently secede from his body while he's attempting to mix an explosive commonly known as "the mother of Satan" because of its instability
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Wed April 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich people time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New studies conclude several millions years ago, a series of nearby supernovae explosions rained radioactive particles down on Earth, and might have kick-started a major climactic shift
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry naysayers, but the 'boogeyman' that is Obamacare has not uprooted employer coverage at all
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys plot Las Vegas residency and tour with The Spice Girls. Because of all the years we don't want to relive musically, it's the late '90s and early '00s
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(660 News Calgary)
 
 
 
Unoriginal: Shouting "FHRITP" into a rolling news camera. Unemployed: From your marked company vehicle
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Sun April 03, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man plows into skateboarder with car, then stops to help the person he injured--only to get hit by another driver himself and the skateboarder trapped underneath a car
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's no longer 'brother can you spare a job' out there thanks to an encouraging week of minimum-wage legislation and employers luring back workers with higher wages
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
EPA shuts down fracking study so EPA employee quits, files FOIAs, and finishes the study on his own
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The CIA would like to assure everyone that the explosive they left on a Loudoun County school bus after it was used for a training session would not have exploded without a blasting cap so you don't have to ask about any of this
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Remove one letter from a movie title and describe the new plot. Example: The Seen Samurai. They're done sneaking around
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just learned my boyfriend uploaded videos of himself to a gay pornographic website; it's just him solo, but you can see his face. This is the best relationship I've had in years; what should I do? Should I stay or should I go?"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former GOP senate Candidate decries the "deplorable" tone and "over the top" of the 2016 GOP presidential nomination race saying it seems like it belongs on a WWE Pay-per-view not a political campaign, and she should know
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, Mr. Obama, you did away with work requirements for food stamps because it "wasn't fair" to require recipients to have jobs when unemployment had risen to 10 percent. Now that it's at 5 percent, we can bring those requirements back, right? Hello?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta employee arrested for having $282k in backpack. Employee argues he was just going to pay his baggage fees in cash
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"A few years ago, a Phoenix-based photographer teamed up with physicists at Princeton to explore the unusually uniform rings a drop of whisky leaves behind when it dries. Now those physicists have published their findings in Physical Review Letters"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple announces its first original TV show will be an unscripted series about apps. Critics say it promises all the plot twists and action of the Home Shopping Network along with the riveting interest of C-SPAN
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sean McEnroe asks people to donate $10K on his GoFundMe page for his 'art project'. (Looks up quotes from his famous dad. Ah.) "Do you have any problems, other than you are unemployed, a moron and a dork?"
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justice Alito doesn't understand why women can't buy a second health insurance plan that just covers birth control so that their employer's plan doesn't have to pay for it. No, really
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the former New York Fed employee who went to work for Goldman Sachs managing the unit he used to regulate, and had his former co-workers send him confidential docs about his bank has had his wrist thoroughly slapped
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Snack time at Philadelphia day care center now includes crack cocaine. Heroically, employee rushes 3-year-old to the hospital and the child is okay
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Iris gets a challenging assignment, then on iZombie, Liv discovers something about Drake (CW starting at 8:00), and on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Bobby and Hunter become involved in an assassination plot 9:00 on ABC)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Zedd calls Diplo a "jealous little biatch" in online argument clash over M&Ms advertisement. I know what M&Ms are but the other proper names confuse and bewilder me
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri DOT employee reported missing. Described as about 10 feet tall and weighing approximately 50 pounds, Bob was last seen on Saturday, and was wearing a yellow vest and sunglasses
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Raymond Moore now riding the coattails of the unemployment office
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible terror attack at Brussels Airport and subway station, two explosions so far, smoke rising from the terminal building. At least 28 dead, many wounded
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Mon March 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You really can't fold a (normal) sheet of paper more than 7 times. Not even if you have a hydraulic press. Ever see paper explode?
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Workplace accidents led to 3,000 amputations in 2015. Mostly from employees trying to take the last doughnut out of the box of the person in the next cubicle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
1. Stop robbery while applying for employment 2. Get Hired. 3. Profit
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Sun March 20, 2016
(FIFA)
 
 
 
"Most of football's Hollywood-worthy plots take place on the field. But one of the game's greatest storylines took place off the pitch and featured a stolen World Cup trophy, a church hall, a ransom note and a loyal dog named Pickles"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's hikes wages, and surprisingly the sky has not fallen. Instead, employee turnover is down and customer service is better
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Fri March 18, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Federal judge quotes famous stripper in decision about whether exotic club dancers are employees or independent contractors. Damages will be paid in one dollar bills
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Explosion at Hawaii energy research laboratory leaves researcher seriously injured, anxiously awaiting new super powers
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Thu March 17, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
What dominates TV for three weeks, makes nearly $1B dollars, and doesn't have to pay its employees? It's NCAA March Madness, and it begins today. (first tip off at 12:15pm EST)
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(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
Madagascan lemur 'could hold secret to human hibernation and mankind's chances of exploring universe, learning to move it move it.'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr CEO to replace employees with machines
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helicopters that flew special forces into some of the world's most deadly troublespots are being sold off as the world's most awesome garden sheds where you can deploy tactical tomatoes
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
50% of LivingSocial employees now have time for a social life outside of work
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
March Madness could cost employers $4 billion in lost productivity. Which is still less than the $10 billion lost from workers spending time on dating sites, social media, online pr0n
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Tue March 15, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Employee recognition programs found to lower workplace productivity
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
PA State Rep. Matt Baker goes on an hour long anti-weed tirade: "your vaporizer will explode and send you into a coma" and "nuclear annihilation with mass casualty" are just some of the well thought out points he has assembled
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Mon March 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Calm down? Don't be ridiculous. Stress helps you perform better...right up to the point where your heart explodes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands gather in Australia to hinder their chances at employment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudi embassy paid Italian mafia to bust Turkish president's son out of jail, then flew him out on a diplomatic passport. Globalization
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Sun March 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County coroner resigns because lack of funds causes 180 bodies to stack up in morgue. Apparently employees refuse to work the graveyard shift
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Fri March 11, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tag about to explode here, as Cesar Milan the 'Dog Whisperer' is being investigated for animal cruelty
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Thu March 10, 2016
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Postal Service agrees to find out why people keep dying at one facility before the other employees go...well, you know
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
GE has slashed nearly $5 billion in long term employee obligations. But hey, they offered a 401K
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Koch Bros. produce video praising Bernie, causing the politics tab to explode in a haze of pot smoke and vaporized 1982 Château Latour
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kremlin: Maria Sharapova getting caught doping is plot against Mother Russia
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how could one city still be plowing snow when it is 70 degrees there? Talk about weird weather
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Tue March 08, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Uber explodes into Pakistan
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Seagate employee falls for the old CEO email scam of "Send me all past and present worker's W-2 forms"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Commuter train derailed near San Francisco. 10 hurt, Search and Rescue deployed
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, suppose there was a way in which foreign immigrants could basically buy their permanent residency by exploiting a loophole with a "high probability of fraud," you would be opposed to that, right, Mr. Trump?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina urges GOP voters to pick someone else for the Republican nomination other than Trump. Because If anyone could make Trump disappear, it's the person who laid off 40,000 employees at Hewlett-Packard
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservatives are upset that people dared to criticize Nancy Reagan in her obituary, pointing out facts and data including her lavish spending in a time of double-digit unemployment and her failed but well-intentioned war on marijuana
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reactor at Oconee Nuclear Station in South Carolina shut down after explosion, fire, "unusual event." PANIC?
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The unemployment rate for Flint is now lower than the national average, with lots of new jobs in lead testing, lead remediation, lead disposal, and paid research subjects for lead exposure studies
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Senior citizen and teen steal fire truck, play bumper cars in street in what is sure to be an upcoming Hallmark Movie Of The Week plot (pics)
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Fri March 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. economy added 242,000 jobs in February dropping unemployment to its lowest level since 2008, 4.8% or what economists call full employment and Republicans call the reason we need to take America back
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here at Politico Labs, we have developed a "Wrongometer" to figure out the lies told to us during presidential debates. We've analyzed last night's GOP performance- *smokes* *explodes* Oh...why it's never done that before, eh Beakey?
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Kill Command explores what happens when state of the art warfare machines go all Skynet on a group of hard nosed soldiers. I don't know about you, but after watching this trailer I'm never using Siri again
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model jailed after failed hit on mafia boss. Wait, isn't this a movie plot?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A man exploring his great-grandfather's house discovers a crumpled paper bag that contains seven near-mint baseball cards dating between 1909-1911. Rick from Pawn Stars promptly offers $50 for them
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Wed March 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently, exploding teeth is a thing
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intrepid catwalk explorer
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KFC Manager fires employee because she is transgender, KFC Corporate responds by firing the manager because he's a bigot
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
"We surveyed 100 people about being unemployed. Top five answers are on the board"
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