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243 headlines found matching 'PLO'
Wed May 06, 2015
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
UAE to explore Mars with probe named Hope, figuring Mars is no drier than Dubai and it'll give them a place to put up a few billion more spectacularly ugly skyscrapers
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(18)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Pro Evo modder spends hundreds of hours uploading player data so he doesn't have to play as 'North London' anymore
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The coolest video of an exploding lake of lava you'll see all day
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(20)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deep fried tequila: because both your liver and heart need to explode
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(Logz.io)
 
 
 
How to deploy the new open-source ELK stack in log file analysis. No, it's not a totem pole of moose
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(16)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Papa John's pizza so badly that you would barge into one and demand free pizza? This guy did, and went on a violent rampage on its employees when he didn't get any
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo is about to be sued by the City of Los Angeles for failure to inform customers of shady business practices. Fark: Perpetrated by Wells Fargo employees
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The innovative minds at Comcast say that in the future, there will be a web site which allows people to freely upload home videos for the world to see. And Comcast is betting big that they will come up with the technology first
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Sat May 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House votes to overturn DC law so employers can fire women for using birth control. (That's the joke.)
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(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mars astronauts will suffer 'significant' brain damage: "This is not positive news for astronauts deployed on a two- to three-year round trip to Mars"
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Thu April 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbia University celebrates 100 years of film studies. Decades of past students have had the opportunity to learn popular culture, explore the arts, offset the D they got in Biology with an easy A
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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Wed April 29, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
While Boulder officials were still debating how to handle the explosion of non-native goldfish in a lake, migrating pelicans decided to eat them
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(66)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New study finds air pollution may shrink the brain. Finally an explanation for the plot lines and jokes on all sitcoms filmed in L.A
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(7)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"When a lithium-ion battery begins to overheat, it can get caught up in a vicious cycle known as thermal runaway - causing it to explode and catch fire. Now, researchers have imaged what happens inside and out the battery to understand the process"
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(24)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Merle Haggard gets his high school diploma after attending high school for two weeks in 1951
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(29)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Caché employees, The bad news: We are bankrupt. The good news: I can assure you that I'll be fine. Toodles, your Caché CEO
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jose Mourinho, manager of the Chelsea football club, defends his team's "boring" style of play, which means that a lot of his team's games are 0-0 ties instead of 1-0 offensive explosions
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(12)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Harking back to the Soviet era good old days, Russian lawmakers call for punishing people for being unemployed, call for amending the Constitution to make labor the duty of each citizen
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(44)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
"Are zero-hours contracts always exploitative?"
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Product recalls in Australia have included punching bags that contained nails and needles, a vacuum that electrocuted users, a spear gun that fired without warning and now, Utes that just explode for no reason (pics)
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ford employee enjoys working with well-crafted vehicles
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cutting 700 employees at Ford is now Job #1
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(36)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Law Enforcement has learned from its War on Drugs: you can get suspects to commit crime if you push them hard enough. 94.2% of US terror plots manufactured by DOJ
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda plotted an attack on the Vatican and Pope Palpatine back in 2010
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(56)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former journalist discovers secret bunker on Mars in a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover: "I was stunned. It's a massive panoramic window built into the wall of the crater. You can see a person behind the bunker's window" (w/pics)
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Nature)
 
 
 
Hubble spots star explosion that astronomers can't explain. Quick, to the O'Reilly Copter
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(14)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
High school employee accused of stealing electronics, jewelry inside of school. Presumably to buy more hair for the large land mammal residing on her head
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(23)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
EA wants better stories in its sports games, including FIFA and Madden. Because THAT'S why EA games suck - the historical lack of a compelling, likeable narrator and romantic subplots that have always felt forced and tacked-on
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(36)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fartbongo is plotting to become President of the World
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh describes a private business owner setting wages for his employees at above normal market rates without government intervention as "pure, unadulterated socialism"
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(129)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Scott Walker celebrates Earth Day by firing 57 of Wisconsin environmental employees, suck it Libs
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(33)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC's 'The Muppets' revival to be 'more adult' and explore romantic relationship. Finally, that Gonzo, Fozzie, Beaker threesome we've all been waiting for
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston opens up about his crab legs incident, says he didn't steal the food -- it was part of a routine with a Publix employee
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(14)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Do not swat a wolf spider with a broomstick for it will explode sending thousands of baby spiders to haunt you forever
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Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One of Walmart's few intelligent employees was smart enough to pull off a $240,000 return scam
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Thu April 16, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who would have thought a pension "fix" developed to shaft state employees and unions developed by a rich Republican governor would backfire?
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Tue April 14, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Put away the Farmers' Almanac, honey, I'm going with the burning snowman's exploding head
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(14)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona the cops don't stop suspects by shooting them in the back. They plow into them with their squad cars at high speed
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Robot stranded inside Fukushima plant, begins plotting revenge
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(55)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Back in Czechoslovakia, our printers had no ribbons, our plotters were made from perforated metal sheets, our data was stored on cassettes and recorded by data recorders, and all our computer mouses had BIG Ping-Pong BALLS
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(8)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow learn something? Will the Daenerys storyline continue to drag on? Where will Tyrion go? Will the Sansa and Littlefinger plot remain creepy? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. The blood spills at 9pm ET on HBO
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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Sat April 11, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
A Colorado bill which would make it a felony to use explosive gases to produce marijuana concentrates at home "follows a rash of explosions and injuries resulting from amateur hash oil production"
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(89)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with Kate Mulgrew, whose career in Hollywood has seen her play Mrs. Columbo, a woman who got lost while driving for seven years, and a kitchen employee on a prison that isn't afraid to shank a biatch
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(77)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Court takes away man's gun collection following feud with neighbor. Which was promptly followed by the sound of the NRA's collective heads exploding
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(274)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News employees mock angry woman calling in to point out error in "thier" paper (w/audio)
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(62)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, but produces a crapload of toxic bacteria
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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(65)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Police in Britain have arrested the country's most dangerous criminal. That's right; they've apprehended the guy who uploaded The Expendables 3 to torrent sites
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(26)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
India deploys pepper spray-firing police drones to break up riots (pics)
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(28)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Godzilla is Japan's newest employee, as the giant lizard has been appointed Tokyo resident and tourism ambassador
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(15)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How many projectionists does it take to change an IMAX projector bulb? Two, in protective gear, with screwdrivers, wrenches, and a spare guy in case the $6,000 bulb explodes
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(77)
 
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
To eat well abroad, Anthony Bourdain suggests you be open to chance, poll locals, and explore. "That simple moment when you get good yakitori or something else you've never heard of for the first time -- it's a tremendous feeling of accomplishment"
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(65)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton sues her mother over mismanagement, exploitation, treating her like a Diff'rent Strokes castmember
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(20)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to an international coffee expo it's really great there are coffee diplomats from all over the world ready to share their coffee with you and you keep drinking coffee is it just me or is my heart beating really fast
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(19)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(42)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious hits $120 million at the international box office because foreign markets just love cars, explosions, and bad acting
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(58)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas representative pushes statewide abstinence-only sex ed. Journalist helpfully provides data on teen pregnancy rates for his district, where it has already been employed
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(148)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cancer vaccines soon to become a reality. Anti-vaxxer heads to asplode. Win, win
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(66)
 
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
Pig stand-off at Burger King gets extra weird when employee tried to feed the pig bacon
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In response to Indiana's RFRA leglislation, Salesforce.com is offering its Indiana employees relocation packages if they wish to transfer to another state
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(86)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good: McDonald's is going to give pay raises and paid vacation time to its employees. Bad: Only 10% of their employees will be eligible
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(178)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Sodium azide is a white powder that explodes when it hits metal. When it hits water, it turns into an acid that can eat through your skin. When it's inhaled, it shreds your lungs. But for a long time, it was in your car
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(40)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce massive reissue of Sticky Fingers, plot summer tour of the US. Assuming those Geritol endorsements come through
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(64)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The teenage son of the Canadian Consul General learns diplomatic immunity doesn't work when you've killed someone over a drug deal
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(74)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Men's Wearhouse to Jos. A.Bank employees: Welcome to our company through the recent acquisition. You can pick up your last check on Friday
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(21)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Low gravity "seriously messes with" an ant's ability to explore space. Which explains why ants don't have a successful space program yet
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seventy million adults have arrest or conviction records in the United States - or about one in three adults. Restricting their employment is holding back our economy"
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(194)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Coffee shop employee "accidentally" clicked on a spam email while at work, resulting in the company's Facebook page becoming a porn stream
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(62)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Why your head asplode
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(53)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
FBI says a plot to steal seed corn is a "threat to national security"
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(52)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Great, now drones are making sheep dogs unemployed
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(25)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a time and a place to take selfies, the NYC East Village gas-explosion site is not one of them
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(105)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(41)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Massive wave of "compassionate leave" requests have hit employers this week because of: A) grief over family killed in the GermanWings crash, B) family home with the flu, or C) Zayn Malik quitting One Direction
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(124)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Exploring the technology behind the Head Museum on "Futurama"
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(30)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Family of an eleven year-old boy files lawsuit after he dies eating a cookie which a Publix employee assured them was nut free. In other news, someone finally died of a nut allergy
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(139)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The F-35, the Postal Service and NFL stadiums *rips open envelope* What are three things that cost the taxpayers more than basic space exploration?
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(248)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
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(44)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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(95)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
If you had "24 hours" for how long it would take Satanists to exploit Indiana's new Religious Freedom law, come collect your goblet of lamb's blood
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
James May is live-tweeting his insanely boring life now that he's unemployed
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(74)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boeing has successfully obtained a patent for a 'Force Field' technology designed to protect targets from fatal explosions and shrapnel
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(111)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Exploding Spider-Man costume being pulled off shelves, despite assurances by Irving Mainway that it is no more dangerous than his "Johnny Human Torch" and "Johnny Space Commander" lines of costumes
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(17)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA officer notices man convicted of murder and explosives offenses in PreCheck line but supervisor lets him through because who wants people like that in your work area
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How your email address could be hurting your career: employers less likely to hire people who use underscores or 'cute' words in their address, and anything with ultrafark.com is immediately shredded
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(205)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man tells police showing pictures of his penis to store employees 'Cheers me up"
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills bakery's "creative use" of guest worker program allowed owners to keep employees as virtual slaves
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Workplace suicides are on the rise. Finally, some comforting news for the unemployed
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(6)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(124)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
A sign of good code? "Tested, and it doesn't explode"
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(62)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Valve boss Gabe Newell says the only way we'll ever get Half-Life 3 is if a bunch of his employees decide to make it on their own
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(78)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Suspect in Mesa mass shooting has neck tattoo. No word if motive involved unemployability
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(245)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again, the state with the lowest unemployment rate is ___________
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(37)
 
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
71-year-old mom arrested on deploying "I Brought You Into This World" Rule on son
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(59)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft is killing off the Internet Explorer brand. Well...bye
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(181)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomats have been confronted by Iranian officials over GOP letter. "The Zarif don't like it"
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(167)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's son blames his latest drug arrest on liberal plot to 'destroy' his family
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(98)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Five Game of Thrones book plotlines we can be glad the show has tossed out (book spoilers ahead)
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(113)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Snow days are a liberal plot to strip schools of religious holidays
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(118)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Laser-imaging drone to hunt out unexploded bombs in war-torn nations
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(16)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mr. Cruz, your chart showing a drop in space exploration spending tells you that we now get into space far cheaper, and that Earth science spending you criticize helps us understand the need to explore space. Sincerely, NASA
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notoriously ugly bus station dubbed the "mouth of hell" to be demolished by controlled implosion, over no objection whatsoever: "Is that smelly cafe still there in the basement? You'd see people dry heaving before they got on their buses"
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(49)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italian scientists recreate DNA of fascist warrior-poet from semen stains. Il Sploogi
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(13)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft fanboys are going crazy over a sticker showing a ninja cat riding a unicorn that was designed by Microsoft for its employees and developers
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(74)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11 soldiers missing after their helicopter crashes in a Florida swamp. Wait, wasn't this a '80s movie plot?
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(77)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The new book, Exploring Calvin and Hobbes, and why you should demand that Bill Watterson shut up and take your money
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(32)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott (R-eprobate) proposes statewide job cuts focusing on the Department of Health and the Department of Environmental Protection. Proudly states that FL employs the fewest public servants per capita in the nation
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(85)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Tired of just fighting with each other, Chuck E Cheese customers decide to attack employees instead
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When leaving a job, Gallant thanks his employer for the opportunity. Goofus steals letters from Michelangelo and ransoms them for €100,000
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(13)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diplomatic dialogue
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(14)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Warp in spacetime lets astronomers watch the same star explode four times. How does that happen? It's scientific, and involves a jump to the left. And then a step to the right
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(28)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Employee stunned after being told he's late for work
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(27)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Now two women have come forward to say Massage Envy employees rubbed them the wrong way
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(52)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Wine recommendation: Chardonnay? More like ChardonYAYYY. I'm drunk at work AND IT FEELS GREAT Pairs nicely with: Unemployment
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne criticizes Kim Kardashian for exploiting family members for personal gain. That's the joke
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(10)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
How hard is it to fire a government employee? Depends on how big a deal it is for him to watch 2 to 6 hours of porn at work a day. I mean, that DOES leave a little time for some actual work
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(72)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Employee who asked Costco to reassign him from cashier duty because he couldn't touch pork sues Costco for reassigning him from cashier duty just because he couldn't touch pork
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(339)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most awesome pics you'll see today are these Legoland employees taking Lego cars through a full-sized car wash to get ready for park opening
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(5)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Some politicians will be remembered as great politicians, diplomats or champions of democracy; some will just be "Britain's Rob Ford"
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(20)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Twitter explodes in outrage as Saturday Night Live failed to think of the children with last night's ISIS sketch
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(127)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A historical take on the fluoridation debate of the 1950s. There were plenty of people who thought it was a communist plot to corrupt their precious bodily fluids
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(93)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"This year marks the 25th anniversary of the 1991 Ford Explorer. It was crude and effective and was the vehicle that established SUVs. Canny marketing persuaded shoppers that these primitive vehicles were cool"
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(48)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prominent Russian dissident falls out of window onto exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(198)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Former 'Coronation Street' writer complains the show's storylines are "ravaging" its long-running characters by involving them in increasingly absurd plots
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(19)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo schoolgirls say old execution grounds where plotters of 1936 coup were shot is great place for romance, because lingering ghosts of soldiers "are highly sympathetic to young love and will use their supernatural powers to encourage it"
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why immigrants never did take your job: "Immigration does not keep down wages or lead to an increase in unemployment. Immigrants don't even disproportionately take new jobs. The economic effects we presumed of immigration appear to be false"
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(109)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"How can DC legalize marijuana when it can't even keep the streets plowed?"
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(50)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
JC Penney employee arrested for stealing merchandise and selling it on eBay, also cited for having a better business model than JC Penney
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Death metal Mary Poppins is Supercalifragilistic explodidocious
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(38)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. military combat vehicles deploy 300 yards from the Russian border
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(114)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama passes the Exploding Rail Cars Assurance Act of 2015
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(341)
 
(Manorama Online)
 
 
 
What's worse than driving a van while drunk, plowing into a crowd at religious gathering, killing 3 and causing numerous injuries? How about doing it while on duty in a police van?
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(32)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Employer easily cracks case after employees butt-dial him and loudly discuss their ingenious plan to rob workplace
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(23)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why English soccer does not need American-style cheerleaders on sidelines, according to Crystal Palace fan who hates that her club employs "The Crystals" but who loves American-style T-shirt cannons, Super Pretzels, and Kiss Cam
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(41)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man suffers explosion in bathroom. Sadly not a euphemism
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(33)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Noted politician, diplomat, and terrorism expert Charles Barkley shares his thoughts about Republicans, Hillary Clinton and what Obama should have done to ISIS
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(46)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Normally when you operate a snowplow, you only clear snow and ice. You normally don't find a dead person that was shot in her vehicle
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Being unemployed for a year or more can change your personality, according to a new study from the University of No Kidding
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(45)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man breaks into woman's apartment, takes her cellphone, snaps a picture of her in the shower, and uploads it to Facebook. Police believe he's the same man that broke into two others residences, masturbated, peed, and left
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(53)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
"As police continue to gather evidence in the case of the foiled Halifax shooting plot, we're learning more about the suspects - and about their lives online in the shadowy subculture known as 'Columbiners'"
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(31)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Magazine asks 1,000 Japanese women if they'd rather date an ugly millionaire or an unemployed hottie. Responder: "I'd use the rich one like an ATM and fool around behind his back with the unemployed guy"
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(84)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You think another teenager stole your pot. Do you: A) Forget about it. B) Ask them to give it back. C) Spend several weeks plotting to murder them
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(31)
 
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Lenovo would like you to know that they didn't infect all their customers with Superfish, just the ones they thought they could easily exploit. So we're cool, right?
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prank caller tricks employees into destroying Circle K, presumably by telling them strange things were afoot there
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(41)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
I was unemployed while I was in jail, so why can't I collect unemployment? These laws are so complicated
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time Warner employee takes initiative to build pre-merger corporate synergy with Comcast, lets loyal customer know he'll send a technician to see you next Tuesday (Not safe for work text)
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(43)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Angie Harmon attacked by pet duck. Man, Rizzoli and Isles is getting low on plots after five seasons
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(67)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is being sued for hiring employees
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(31)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Already in trouble for tax evasion, writing employees rubber paychecks and assault, Jersey Shore's "The Situation" gets his tanning salon evicted for failure to pay rent
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(31)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the right to ride a motorized toilet snow plow down the streets of DC
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(26)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld: I really don't understand how this whole boss/employee thing is supposed to work
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(50)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken
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(154)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the water contamination Olympics in West Virginia continues. This time via exploding rail tankers full of crude oil
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(152)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the article, some things that bad bosses say. To your right, some things that employees say about those bosses
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(143)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Tolo News)
 
 
 
The stupidest people ever born on this planet want to try to build a pipeline across Afghanistan and then fill it with high pressure explosive gas
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(78)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK will stop accepting "I'm too fat to work" as an excuse for unemployment
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(148)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin sued for stealing from his employer by secretly working for another company on sales calls, and since he didn't answer the court summons, the judge found him guilty, owing his former employer $1 million
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police foil plot to kill people at mall. Like, omigawd
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(62)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Could Scott Walker be the first modern American president to not hold a diploma?
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(217)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Superintendent of Public Instruction fires two state Board of Education executives. Fark: Superintendent has no authority to fire Board employees
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(17)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
That rare time when a newspaper headline just pulls into port and plows you
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(63)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is probably way late for you caffeine jockeys, but you need to lay off the coffee before 9:30 in the morning. That and ease up in general. Something about your head assploding
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(111)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Center on Sexual Exploitation wants 'pornographic' Sports Illustrated magazine hidden from prying eyes
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(79)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Dropping your Macbook out of a plane is not covered by the warranty. Not that you'll need it, because Macbooks are apparently air-deployable now (pics)
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A great-grandfather's body could be exhumed from a cemetery because the relatives of a Muslim man buried in the neighbouring plot have complained that he is an unbeliever" (pics)
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(175)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It must be nice to live in Canada where the most pressing issue is if government employees should wear ethically produced uniforms
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Since the Democrats let Illinois unions grow unchecked, overpaying their employees and extorting ridiculous fees from members who don't want to take part, it has taken a Republican like Bruce Rauner to begin dismantling the Union Mafia
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(228)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Franciscans are pissed after watershed employee is caught relieving himself in a reservoir
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(31)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tries, fails to lure underage girls with his "FREE CANDY" van ploy
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The boyfriend of the waitress with the full beer tray that Brooklyn Net's Center Mason Plumlee plowed over during the game thinks Plumlee was rude for not apologizing to her "but he played at Duke, so what do you expect?
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(59)
 
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things like Kinder eggs, bucky balls, exploding targets
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(101)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the DoHS budget doesn't pass, only about a quarter of their employees will have to find real work
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(139)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Target employee teaches teenager how to tie a necktie after he asks for a clip-on, also suggests pork pie hat, sunglasses, and half pack of smokes to complete the look
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(270)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Employee of the year bonus. New hotness: Employee of the year boner
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(25)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Comcast employees' creative billing names have now reached the "B" section. Customer's monthly bill addressed to "Super b*tch"
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(22)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the fake social media sites TV shows use in their plots, including FriendFace, FaceUnion and BangR, the 555-1212s of websites
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The CEO of Gallup admits that the unemployment rate touted by every president in modern history is just a big, fat lie. And, of course, Obama does it WORSE THAN ANYBODY
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(133)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The new GOP health care plan is here and, well, prepare to have your benefits taxed as income. But at least your employer will get a tax cut
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(179)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
A Dallas ISD employee admits using "A..." word for buttocks, and the entire city faints
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(35)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can everyone involved with the Staples and Office Depot merger deal please not say "Synergies," you're making all the employees nervous
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(21)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Employees feeling unhappy and suffering low morale? Forget the raises and bonus, don't even think about a pizza party. Real solution? Make them work harder
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(48)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(The District Sentinel)
 
 
 
Freshman GOP senator doesn't think restaurant employees should have to wash their hands after taking a dump. Congratulations, you've now heard the dumbest thing a politician will ever say (hopefully)
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(451)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Explosion at a mall in Perth, Australia kills 2 and injures 3. Early reports suggest a transformer exploded rather than terrorism but it is from CNN so who knows
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(26)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tag implodes
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(99)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you live in Edison, New Jersey and wonder why it's taking the city so long to plow your roads, here's the reason
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(25)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There appears to be a pretty serious bug in the latest firmware uploaded to Megyn Kelly
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(203)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: Protector of the Environment. Exploiter of the Environment
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(13)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
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(53)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Affter 199 years, American Bible Society leaving NYC for Philadelphia because employees find that the rent is too damn, er, too darn high
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(33)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't drink and drone, government employee guy (some sidebar images may be not safe for work)
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a blatant attempt to cause head explosions throughout the GOP, Michelle Obama angers Muslims by flouting Sharia law
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(85)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Exactly two years after he implored Republicans to "stop being the stupid party," Governor Jindal began his road to losing in the primaries by speaking to a hate group
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(266)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Q: How many lawmakers does it take to change a snowplow light? A: 77
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(70)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Blizzard hits and you have a snowplow, what do you do? Donuts of course
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(10)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Mayor DeBlasio advises New Yorkers that Seamless bike-delivery takeout food is NOT an essential service and that delivery bicycles will be banned during the Snowpocalypse to make way for plows and emergency vehicles
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(117)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scientists upload a worm's mind into a Lego robot. Hell I did that with my best friend's Legos in the school sandbox back in 1983 and no one wrote anything about me
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(32)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Sad: you and 17,600 Target Canada employees are losing your jobs. Spiffy: you're splitting $56 million in severance pay. Sick: the ex-CEO who killed the company is getting $61 million in severance pay himself
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(55)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In another example of free speech, Boston employees forbidden from criticizing the Olympics
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(41)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Congress votes to use only authentic Chinese melamine in the inevitable Keystone XL explosion fragments
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(97)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kickstarter campaign from The Oatmeal creator seeks $10,000 in 30 days to fund "Exploding Kittens" card game. Hits goal in 8 minutes. Cracks $1 million inside of 5 hours. Time to start designing games
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(162)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"In a result that surprised researchers, a new study found that employees who had hostile bosses were better off on several measures if they returned the hostility"
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(75)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The newest fearmongering: If you smoke pot, your house could explode
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(110)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
"Either the NFL was employing a referee who doesn't understand the rules, or the NFL is employing a head of officiating who doesn't understand the rules, or the NFL rulebook is so complex that even the professionals can't understand the rules"
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(39)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
George Lucas hates the Oscars, possibly because the Oscars honors things like, I don't know, strong acting, creative dialogue, exciting plots, genuine chemistry between the principal actors
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(70)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Congratulations if you had "Yemen" as the next mideast country to explode in civil war, as rebels kidnap President's Chief of Staff
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(59)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"SpaceX's rocket landing test was a big success, despite the fiery explosion"
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(70)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Obama administration mends relations with France by sending noted diplomat James Taylor to sing "You've Got a Friend" at them. Wait... what?
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(24)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy plotting to blow up Congress was a momma's boy who lived in his parents' basement and considered his cat to be his best friend. No, I don't know what his Fark handle is yet
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(103)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Sperm washing clears gay dad's babies of HIV." Porn plots keep getting weirder
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(21)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ohio man arrested for plotting to continue celebration of national championship in Washington DC
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(66)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Obamacare regulations force closure of Planned Parenthood clinic. Tea Party heads explode
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(66)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Soldier who was deployed to Africa on Ebola fighting mission is found dead out side his TX home of NOT EBOLA
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"French to debate Iraq deployment after terror attacks" Silly France, you need to accept your leader's reasoning and then just resent them forever while re-electing him the next go around. That's the American way
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(14)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There are lots of ways to fail a driver's test, but "My eyeball just exploded" is probably a first (pics)
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(51)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn art gallery opens exhibit inspired by Walter White and Walt Whitman, featuring paintings that explore the "W.W. duality." Hipsters? You're GODDAMN right
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the Jewish Supermarket shooting in Paris, one employee risked his life and saved 15 people...a Muslim employee. And his response to the media "We are brothers. It's not a question of Jews, of Christians or of Muslims"
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Sat January 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fourth graders in trouble for plotting to kill their teacher with hand sanitizer
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(91)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Overstock.com offering employees all-bitcoin paychecks is now a virtual reality
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(24)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cat-filled Tokyo office found to improve employee morale, Twitter follower count
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(33)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
What do 40,000 pounds of exploding fireworks, 50 semis, 40 cars, burning hazardous waste, a three mile evacuation, at least one fatality, and busloads of refugees have in common?
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(89)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
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(45)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider appears to have fallen on hard times after stealing a woman's cell phone and uploading selfies to her iCloud account
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(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The good news: Job growth is through the roof as employers go on a hiring spree. The bad news: they still aren't paying for shiat
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(123)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The armed gunmen were able to access the secure building that houses the Charlie Hebdo offices by the simple expediency of following an employee to her daycare and threatening to kill her child unless she gave them her security code
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(249)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
While you're trying to figure out how to 3D print a bong, astrophysicists printed an exploding star system
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(13)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Even the National Review thinks raising the definition of "full-time" work from 30 hours to 40 to get around Obamacare's employer mandate is a terrible idea
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(99)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
At San Francisco int'l airport, someone essentially wrote "wash me" on the tail of a jet, and 13 airline employees got askeered and refused to work on the plane
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(89)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Respected Egyptian TV analyst claims that TV commercials are created by Freemasons sending subliminal messages about their zionist masters secret plot to control the world. In other news, someone made Alex Jones seem sane
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(55)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Meet Spartan, the successor to Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser. No, seriously: THIS. IS. SPARTAN
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: The economy's getting better. Bad News: ...which will directly cause a million unemployed poor and disabled people to get kicked off food stamps
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(107)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"40-year-old Ben Siegel put a bearded dragon into his mouth and began to strike employees with it...Siegel then reportedly threw the lizard into the air and swung it around several times, said a Broward Sheriff's Office arrest report"
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't embarrass your employer by cursing at the home team players from your employer's court side seats, especially when entertaining clients
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(39)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Federal weather employee charged with selling Obama weather machine secrets to Chinese
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(20)
 

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