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273 headlines found matching 'PLO'
Tue March 28, 2017
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What part of "Showcase and discover Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Sway, Minecraft world and PDF documents for free" did the people uploading their password lists, job acceptance letters, divorce settlements, and SSNs not understand?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung set to announce the Galaxy S8 today in what promises to be an explosive event
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
While we were distracted by Russia and healthcare, Congress voted to drug test the unemployed
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Former "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers" director and stunt coordinator Jeff Pruitt has uploaded over two hours of behind-the-scenes footage to You Tube
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are thousands of new little hills in Siberia filled with explosive methane, but climate change is still a Chinese hoax because it's spring but yesterday was chilly enough for me to put on a heavier sweater
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Since it worked so well for Yahoo, IBM ends all employee telecommuting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Samsung: Sorry about the exploding phones and bribing the president, our bad
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump Lives in Washington, Works at the White House, But isn't an Employee Subject to Federal Ethics Rules. Ta da
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Porsche is celebrating its best year in history by giving every single employee, including janitors and assembly line workers, a 9,111-euro ($9,825) bonus
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Trump-supporting Aerospace CEO found guilty of the following: A) Islamophobia B) Sexism C) Actively encouraging his all-white employee base to breed or else "the light will go out on civilization" D) All of the above
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
MP brags that he attacked an airline employee for not letting him sit in a seat that didn't exist
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Faced with the U.S. laptop travel ban, Arab airlines are experiencing an explosion of snarky advertising
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
VERY belatedly, CNN suddenly remember what the middle "N" in their name stands for, and start acting like actual journalists, deploying a split screen to debunk Idiot Spice's lies in real time as they televise his press briefings
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Explosions at arms depot in eastern Ukraine force evacuation of 20,000 people. "Sabotage" suspected
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do people keep telling you how much you look like Alexander the Great? No? Well, upload your head shot here and you may find your historic match, if it exists amongst the world's great statues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Berkshire Hathaway employee wins $100,000 for knowing Duke Sucks. Not knowing South Carolina sucks as well cost him $900,000
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Japanese wrestling has its own Donald Trump storyline, and it is getting extremely weird (trigger warning: "Anal Explosion Death Match")
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Canadian Problems; diplomats have been told to stop using life-size, cardboard cut-outs of Justin Trudeau at promotional events
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Any business that leaves our country for another country, fires its employees, builds a new factory or plant in the other country, and then thinks it will sell its products back into the U.S. without retribution or consequences, is WRONG" Right GM?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes personal credit and brags about increasing unemployment in African American males
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former judge Napolitano now former employee of Fox
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TSA starts banning all electronic devices larger than an exploding Samsung Galaxy 7 on airlines from 13 countries
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Another tale of executives cashing in while regular employees are on food stamps, this time from those rapacious right-wing capitalist monsters at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In extremely polite Diplo-speak, China, through its state-run Media is basically saying they made Secretary of State Tillerson and the US their biatches during his visit this weekend
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
American diplomat ejected from Middle-earth after brawling over the Arkenstone
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Turns out you are not absolutely unemployable with your history degree. No, there is *one* job for you
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
As diplomatic relations continue to break down, Turkey deports 40 Dutch officials. Oh, did I say officials. I meant cows
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(Google)
 
 
 
Tired of playing Civ 6 and need something new to waste time. Not a FPS kind of gamer, but like to explore and do interesting things. So...is No Man's Sky worth buying? Or is there something better?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With his so-called healthcare bill imploding, Paul Ryan does the only thing he can do - schedule a final vote on it for next week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reporter quits over Obama conspiracy theory story published by his employer
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're at the airport and attack an employee, shouting "[expletive] Islam, [expletive] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens," that's a crime
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin says judges are tyrants for not allowing constitutionally dubious travel ban to go through. Good thing Malkin doesn't have a murky immigrant background which might include her parents immigrating on employer sponsored visas
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Sending shock waves through college campuses nationwide, police arrest man for plowing while drunk
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Venture Capitalists: We invested $57M in RapGenius on the premise that they'd annotate the entire internet. Founders: You played yourselves. Employees: You're still laid off
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Wed March 15, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Yes, and? Employees of major Canadian banks admit that they are all duping customers so if you thought your local bank employee was your friend, well, you're really kind of dumb... hate to break it to ya
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA is pioneering new heights of robot explorer adorableness
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
PornHub offers to plow Boston
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Fireworks factory in Tel Aviv explodes, possibly starting World War III
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Do bookstore employees get bored? Here's your answer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With many political and diplomatic crises happening can Europe hold it together, or is it the final countdown?
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver Zoo: "Just want to reassure you all, Danny Bangs is not a DZ employee"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spicer will finally reveal the wiretapping evidence against Obama- or implode. (Live at 1ish EST)
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Sun March 12, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CALIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ... with spectacular wildflowers. Time to get in the chopper and head to Death Valley
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Virtually the entire White House tweets about February's job stats, minutes after the official numbers are released. This is in direct violation of Statistical Policy Directive Number 3, which prohibits Federal employees from doing so
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Fri March 10, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Humpback whales may have finally taken enough of our shiat and are now plotting to take over the world
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US: Yeah, okay, so the Russians absolutely violated treaties by deploying some missiles. Big whoop, who cares? Wanna fight about it?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump: Jobs report is a lie, fails to account for huge number of unemployed. Sad. President Trump: Would you look at that Jobs report? Shows America is once again Great Again
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
House GOP bill would let employers demand workers' genetic test results
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing that count's wife to join your plot to murder him, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, Crusader Kings II releases the Monks & Mystics DLC, with secret societies, including a satanic one. What have you been playing?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Poet files lawsuit against ex-employee, alleges violation of confidentiality agreement. I think that I shall never see / a theft so brazen as that of IP
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Top Gear 40 years ago: posh presenters, crap cars, and not an exploding caravan in sight
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With their newfound irrelevance since Nov. 8th, Democrats are using their down time to explore new hobbies. For example, Sen. Al Franken is hosting a casserole competition
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Microsoft really wants you to upgrade skydrive, so they put ads in the Windows 10 file explorer
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russia violates treaty, deploys land-based cruise missile targeting U.S.-staffed bases in Europe. Surely we can expect strong condemnation and decisive action from President Trump
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump to deploy glug, glug, glug to counter drip, drip, drip
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The best gif of a star exploding with the energy of 100 million suns that you'll see all day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
America's most senior diplomat just left government service, and after serving six presidents is now able to speak his mind publicly: "What the fark, man?"
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Adam Savage goes behind the scenes and explodes Ghost in the Shell's coolest practical effects. I mean explore. Keep thinking about the other show he was on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's sons are plotting to leverage their ties established during the campaign
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you're a potential Top-10 draft pick, you probably shouldn't pull the "Do you know who I am?" routine and threaten a hospital employee in full view of NFL officials
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you thought taxpayers just subsidized Walmart's employee benefits, we also subsidize Walmart with 1000s of police visits each year
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Die Hard screenwriter Steven E. De Souza finally clears up the glaring plot hole in the movie
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Fri March 03, 2017
(University of Texas)
 
 
 
Solid-state batteries that work in the cold, have triple the capacity, charge rapidly, don't explode, and the guy who invented them is 94 and from Texas. Checkmate, Lithinardos
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick announces he will now stand for the national anthem. In unrelated news, Colin Kaepernick announces he is looking for an employer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada expecting record numbers of people to flee the United States and seek asylum. Hardliners demand that the Canadian government deploy their crack bear cavalry and moose chuckers to secure the border
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seven big plot twists that were kept from cast members
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" trailer featuring Fleetwood Mac, explosions, and Star Dad
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Tue February 28, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Have cancer or stuck out in the freezing cold? Trump's Supreme Court nominee reminds you to die faster to help your employer out
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle City Light employee investigated for adding Cameras and Action in the men's room
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd at Mardi Gras parade. Sadly this is not a repeat from a few days ago
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Samsung head Jay Lee to be prosecuted following explosive charges
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit says that Jared jewelers was a "hotbed of sexual harassment for female employees." Sorta gives a creepy new meaning to their slogan, "He got it at Jared's"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
China is sending one of its top diplomats, State Councillor Yang Jiechi, to meet with Trump and see if they can get some of the same considerations Russia is getting
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California may go single-payer if it can find $40 billion per year in extra revenue on top of new employer and employee taxes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Truck that plowed into a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans was less terrorism and more Mardi Gras
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May faces embarrassing Brexit defeat as House of Lords rebels plot veto on bill
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas farmer supports his president by plowing TRUMP into his fields...directly below giant wind turbines that Trump would surely oppose
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
21 injured when suspected drunk driver plows into crowd at New Orleans Mardi Gras celebration
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Sat February 25, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays apologizes after a employee asked job applicant if he would sleep with his parents
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
The trial of the next batch of Branch Dildonians continues, featuring a video of these peaceful protestors discussing whether or not to execute federal employees and their families
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban says robots will cause unemployment to increase. And who better needs to be replaced by automation more than an owner of a basketball team with a 7 foot tall 38-year-old forward that is 12 games under .500?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
India's growing airport industry hampered by ghost airports including 22 which have no flights scheduled. Most popular employee is Casper the friendly air traffic controller
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Meet the Rodney Dangerfield of cross-country skiing, now the cause of a diplomatic dust-up between France and Venezuela
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kids found playing with unexploded WWII bomb on beach. As opposed to playing with exploded bomb
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Wed February 22, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Since a recession could not possibly happen again, Missouri legislature votes to cut available unemployment benefits down to 13 weeks
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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Fri February 17, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando man accused of plotting to blow up stores in stock manipulation scheme. To be fair, they DO have a giant Target on them
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are rules: You're not allowed to be a white supremacist when your Dylan Roof-like terror plot fails when you're 29 years old because your mom won't let you use her cell phone
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley latest federal diplomat to have to walk behind Trump picking up his turds
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP finally comes up with a idea to pay for their Obamacare repeal: Tax everyone's employer-based health insurance as regular income
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Morning comes early to Ephrata, WA as electrical substation explodes
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Unhinged conspiracy theorist and known crazy person Alex Jones says Obama is "plotting a Bolshevik revolution" against Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to the explosive Trump/Russia revelations and the dangerous dysfunction in the White House, a refocused Congressional GOP promises to get serious, tackle the situation head-on, and finally investigate how to repeal the ACA
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The strange case of the Russian diplomat who got his head smashed in on election day
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Guy who arranged the Deploraball is now a White House correspondent
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Netanyahu keeps mentioning explosions at Trump conference. Surprisingly not talking about Trump's administration
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Joe Biden wasn't unemployed for long- he is the new chair of the National Constitution Center
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Tue February 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Georgia Church caught up in "poisoning plot". Just to be clear: not the state of Georgia, and not the Baptist church
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Uploaded cellphone footage of rats frolicking in your McDonald's? Ba da ba ba ba, you're fired
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(PBS)
 
 
 
"[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them." - Michael Moore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As his lackeys in Washington come under increasing scrutiny, Vladimir Putin decides to secretly deploy cruise missiles in violation of treaty that ended Cold War
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more Trump voters are starting to realize that this whole "minimum wage" thing was actually something they want, not an evil liberal plot. Don't worry, guys -- I'm sure Trump plans to help you
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump's biggest supporter at the Grammys did not support him until very recently, almost like she is just supporting him as some kind of publicity stunt or marketing ploy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently whales won't explode if you poke a hole in them. Must be why the Japanese keep harpooning them
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
U.S. born Citizen? Check. Employee of NASA's JPL? Check. Member of GOES? Check. Foreign-sounding name? You're not coming the U.S. until you give us your phone password so we can copy its contents
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
The solar industry now employs twice as many people as coal
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Fri February 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fired Morgan Stanley employee sues company after exposing his boss mocked the disabled in an internal video
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Law News)
 
 
 
5 CFR § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain. "An employee shall not use his public office...for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Always forgetting your employee badge? No worries, now you can get an RFID tag implanted under your skin
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Secretary of Labor admits to employing illegal immigrants
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Sun February 05, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
If a security firm is telling you that hackers can cause your building to 'splode, they may be lying to sell you shiat
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Big Think)
 
 
 
NASA set to explore asteroid with enough mineral wealth to collapse the entire world economy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut employee and company president trade places: She gets Super Bowl tickets, he does her job for the day
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Killing H1B visas won't stop offshoring. Firms will employ Americans to help offshore jobs, and eventually replace the Americans with bots
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Fri February 03, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bearded man tosses explosives into a Pasadena CA Cheescake Factory. Penny Hofstadter thankful she no longer works there
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck put one of his employees--the black hole of alternative intelligence that is Tomi Lahren--in her place, contradicting her and making her look like a bigger idiot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of Ivanka's first official activities as First Lady will be to attend a fancy dinner party featuring major employers
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Labor Department Employees: "Hey, ya know, maybe the guy we have repeatedly fined and who refers to his own employees as 'the worst of the worst' isn't the best pick for Labor Secretary"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dawwwwwwwwwww... Cute red panda cubs go exploring at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Yes Subby said 'cute' red panda cubs
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Looking for a new game? GameStop might have it in stock, but won't sell it to you because it hurts employee sales numbers
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Federal court will decide if employers can discriminate based on age
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Research shows research is often wrong. Does not compute... does not compute... *head explodes*
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bad: You just rm -rf'ed the wrong directory of production data. Worse: none of your FIVE backup/replication techniques deployed are working reliably or set up in the first place. Fark: Go watch their live YouTube feed of them trying to fix it
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(Some Hoops Guy)
 
 
 
Capologists celebrate upload of new NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement to Internet -- all 598 pages. It makes basketball almost as fun as doing your taxes
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
No, hackers didn't lock hotel guests inside their hotel rooms with ransomware, but do look forward to that plot point coming soon to a police drama tv series near you
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals punished by MLB for employing best computer hackers in baseball, ordered to send two amateur draft picks and $2 million to Astros
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reporter for network that gave Trump hundreds of hours of free publicity and employed his campaign mangers as pundits complains about Trump's policies
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A guide for handling employee disputes at small businesses
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Given the daily liberal head explosions...one might think Trump demolished the Statue of Liberty, or worse, reintroduced school prayer, when all he did is take executive action on January 27 to protect Americans
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess which White House employee retweeted and praised an Onion article that ridiculed him? Go ahead, betcha won't get it right on the first try
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can you guess who is the largest employer in each U.S. state? For 19 states, it's pretty easy
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At least 100 Google employees traveling overseas are impacted by Trump's order on immigration and may not be able to return to the U.S. Are you feeling safe and protected from the scary terrorists yet?
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute *SPLOOSH* Yeah, that too
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leading Conservative candidate for President of France embroiled in an ethical scandal over whether he kept his wife on his payroll as a "ghost employee" when he was a lawmaker. Americans sigh wistfully, and remember when WE cared about such things
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If this were a Clinton presidency, you might have heard more about the larger than expected unemployment numbers. But this is fine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump may force through SCOTUS nominee. "We have obstructionists." Irony tag implodes
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heinz gives employees Monday after the Super Bowl off, calls for America to do the same
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Wed January 25, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USDA tells its employees to GBTW and ignore President Trump, who is clearly an idiot
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Notwithstanding that atrocious De Niro movie about interns, middle-aged mums are re-entering the workforce as part-time "returners" with aim of once again being full-time employees
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice might soon find himself alternate-employed after a week on the job
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A look inside the DeploraBalls, where internet memes cross over into real life
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
EPA employees banned from social media, talking to the press. Yeah, like the press won't catch wind of this
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
El Chapo's Manhattan jail cell is more deplorable than the average cell at Guantanamo
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft to lay off 700 employees. Apparently since Windows 10 they don't need half their phone and online tech support for Windows Vista
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Explosives porn, controlled detonation, 19 buildings, multiple camera angles
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
What's the only thing that can make a monster truck show better? A sailor coming home from deployment early and surprising his kids
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Takata now faces bankruptcy after inflated losses from lawsuits continue to explode in their face
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis makes an explosive entrance in Washington by overseeing 31 strikes on ISIS in Iraq and Syria
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Sun January 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
32 million people vanishing from the risk pool might negatively affect MY employer health plan? The hell you say
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
12 Monkeys plot crossing over our time stream. Apocalypse
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Sat January 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Try this interactive graph quiz: can you draw the actual change in unemployment, national debt, and health care spending during the Obama years?
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
3 dead, 20 injured after man plows through crowd in Melbourne, Australia. Driver arrested
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Secretary of Commerce, billionaire Wilbur Ross, who has vowed to dismantle NAFTA as "job one" admits he employed an undocumented worker as his driver-for almost 10 years-but not to worry, he fired him last week
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Tue January 17, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fired IT guy wants $200,000 to help former employer access a Google account he may have changed the administrative password on. John Podesta unavailable for comment
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Unemployed Fark Poltab losers: look no further. Your dream job has arrived
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Shutting Ringling Bro. Circus will cost 462 jobs, owners say. To be fair, newly unemployed clowns and carnival barkers should easily be able to find suitable employment in all levels of government
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Mon January 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Carl's Jr./Hardees CEO, and Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, just wants to make life for fast food employees better by eliminating things like minimum wage, breaks and working extra hours without pay
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider was a TV and movie star. Now, he is a noted historian. But when he tweets to explain what MLK would do to a guy who actually worked with MLK, his twitter feed explodes. Rob Schneider is ... The Whitesplainer
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Guitar virtuoso Lindsey Buckingham and songbird Christine McVie go their own way from Stevie Nicks, plot duets album featuring Mick Fleetwood and John McVie
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Polish govt welcome U.S. troops. It marks a new historic moment - the first time Western forces are being deployed on a continuous basis to NATO's eastern flank. The move has infuriated Moscow. How will Donnie react?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kids explain what colors are like to a blind man. "Pink is like unicorns exploding in my mouth"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember that foolproof scheme you had to never pay another toll again? Well, make sure "don't deploy while cop is the next lane" is on the checklist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No drivers, no steering wheels, no brakes for your shuttle plowing through the Strip. It's the Vegas way. Just roll with it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-three years on the job, and you get clipped by a tractor trailer and you and your snowplow get shoved down a 300' cliff to your certain doom. That you lived should be a testament to others that seat belts save lives
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Greenwich Connecticut Republican calls town worker "nothing but a bloodsucking lazy union employee" then pinches her in the groin. Thanks, Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The plot thickens: Flynn was in frequent contact with Russia right before Obama expelled the diplomats
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Here's why Mars is the best planet in the solar system for us to explore: "It's like The Man in the High Castle for Earth's history" (good read)
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Employee shot in Nebraska Furniture Mart parking lot. Police quickly gave chaise
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders agrees with Trump and we'll just stop right here and wait for the heads to stop exploding
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brand new iPhone 7 explodes in man's hand in terrifying footage. Samsung should sue, Apple is copying all their best functions
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Gov. Snyder's brilliant plan to balance the budget: "Let's just not pay back any of that money we stole from unemployed people"
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
It's prudent for restaurant employees to check the elasticity of the dough before making bread. However, it's probably best not to use it as a jump rope
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barack Obama won't be unemployed for long, as he might be the next CEO of Spotify to become the 'president of playlists'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Intrepid explorer takes nine straight hours to get to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dying Diplomat Syndrome strikes Russia again, this time in Greece
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hillary plowed over the American voters with her Scooby Van while politically texting. Shouldn't there be some sort of culpability for that?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Drunk patron pulls a toy gun on restaurant employee. Employee pulls a "Crocodile Dundee"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After racist tirade, DQ owner "apologizes" and promises sensitivity training for himself and his employees. Dairy Queen HQ decides not to wait for the boycott, closes his store and pulls his franchise license
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Sun January 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The largest armed U.S. military brigade to be deployed to Europe since the end of the Cold War has just arrived in Germany. Hmm...this means something
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what an underground nuclear explosion looks like on the surface?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BOOM: MSNBC anchor shuts down Trump surrogate as panel on Russian hacking explodes
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
Video
 
Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
OSHA finds faults with the lack of PPE, thumb jerky, firing employee attempting to dial 911
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Macy employees being fired in thousands due to poor holiday sales - tweet already you orange sob and save the day
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
American Special Forces are now deployed to 138 countries in the world, although you're only officially allowed to know about 129 of them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Huge explosion reported outside court in Turkey. At least 10 injured, cars on fire, feathers everywhere
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
While you and the rest of the world was gushing about the ethics office snafu, House Republicans quietly brought back a rule that will make it easier for Donald Trump to purge the federal government of any employees who disagree with him
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(The Navy)
 
 
 
Are you a 3D printer hobbyist? Have you ever thought that you'd love to 3D print grenades and other explodey things? Want to get paid to figure out how to do that?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In news that will be shocking to anyone who doesn't work in IT, Russian hacking groups have been using shady fake news sites to deploy malware to the gullible and unprotected masses for years
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
A friend who manages a local company just discovered that an employee is on trial for a multi million dollar scam. They've also been a mild/moderate nuisance to the company. Can he fire them with no repercussion? How? Difficulty: Florida
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing whatsoever happened last New Years Eve in Cologne. But they still deployed 1,500 police officers this year to round up men who look North African. Just in case
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France gives sanity a victory after ruling employees don't have to check their emails outside of work
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall denies bagsying a spot in family plot, affirms she's a proud Liverpudlian like her late father. "When the violinist at my dad's grave played You'll Never Walk Alone after the service, I had never felt more connected to my birthplace"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin decides not to expel 35 American diplomats, will hold out for a BJ from the Donald
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Putin reacts to Obama expelling 35 Russian diplomats from America by expelling 35 American diplomats from Russia. Not
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Thu December 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
CEO of Japanese advertising agency steps down after finding out about overworked employee's suicide. In America, a CEO would just light a cigar and laugh
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Labor Secretary thinks workers should not get breaks and believes employees are "overprotected"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Wire: Ryan Reynolds Shoots Scene as Deadpool for 'Logan'. The Internet: SPLOOSH
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So. let's catch up with the first 10 Apple employees
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Actual adjectives used by Barclays employees to describe Barclays' lending practices: Craptacular, shiat, garbage, and bearing "the distinct aroma of default"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung's next generation of Galaxy phones will include "Bixby" AI. It won't explode, but don't make it angry
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporters' "Deploraball" goes exactly as you would expect
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
When trying to decide the name of your new bar, generally you should avoid calling it something like 'Death,' or 'Employees Only'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel: "You know what? Let's isolate ourselves diplomatically from the world, that's a sure fire way to safeguard our nation"
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When Christmas spirit meets high explosives: BOOM humbug
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Although the highly entertaining Home Alone movies are quintessential viewing this holiday period, it's time once again for the annual "Let's find the massive flaws in the plot" article
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin unconcerned over recent comments by one of his employees
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'DeploraBall' will feature unlimited food, booze, and a chance to celebrate Trumpenfuhrer's win in an alt-right friendly environment. No word if the cover charge includes complimentary brown shirts, pointy white hats, robes
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Thu December 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why the coming apocalyptic population explosion... isn't any of those things
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
70 Employees ill after NM Health Department party
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and his Deplorables are basically browbeating and intimidating moderate Republicans into doing their duty or face unconscionable consequences
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Tue December 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'You gay b*st*rd': Papa John's employee caught on video attacking gay men for hugging
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IMAX accidentally uploads "The Mummy" trailer without sound effects and music leaving a lot of isolated Tom Cruise grunts and screams
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tim Cook to Apple employees: This is fine. These Macs are just fine
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Those Bothans didn't just die stealing the Death Star plans. A lot of them fell to their deaths through all the gaping plot holes in the movie
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
North Korea's "nuclear explosion" in 2010 was actually an earthquake
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You're the Pentagon, and you've commissioned a new "blast gauge" that you hope will help detect soldiers' brain injuries caused by nearby explosions. Except, it's actually detecting brain injuries caused by soldiers firing their own weapons. Wat do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tim Cook justifies to Apple employees why he went to that Trump meeting
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Mon December 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Truck plows into Christmas market in Berlin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White supremacist who plotted to build a "death ray" to kill Muslims and President Obama faces sentencing today after being convicted under an anti "dirty bomb" statute passed by Congress in 2004, because "Criminal Stupidity" is not an actual offense
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The plot thickens: ExxonMobile helped kill the Russia sanctions bill
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot sacks four employees for frowning upon Lowe's shenanigans
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republican: Americans should run all Muslims out of business and anyone who employs them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporter successfully causes a seizure by tweeting an animated .gif to an insufficiently worshipful reporter who's an epilepsy sufferer. But don't you dare call his action "deplorable," it'll hurt his feelings
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(FeatureShoot Magazine)
 
 
 
On the weekends they are superheroes or villains, during the week, they are postmen, carpenters and office employees: the mysterious world of underground wrestling in Europe
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Fri December 16, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Now that we think about it, maybe it's not a good idea to hire rail employees who suffer from sleep apnea
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Employees at a sex shop throw sex toys at a would-be robber to drive him away
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Science finds some seriously weird-ass creatures in unexplored undersea hydrothermal vents
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Petition circulating to name warship 'USS The Deplorables.' To be fair, a warship full of Klu Klux Klan members and captained by Pepe the Frog WOULD strike fear into anyone who saw it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Taco Bell now selling jewelry, for when you want to remind your sweetheart of the crippling, explosive, anal rending diarrhea you shared
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cardinals continue their policy of only employing positive role models
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've just embezzled $6 million from your employer. What is your next move, hotshot? A) hightail it to the nearest country with no US extradition laws, B) wire it all to a Swiss account, or C) spend $1.34 million on in-app purchases for Game of War
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange Cheeto's destruction of America continues as IBM pledges 25K new jobs and 1 billion in training for employees
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Tue December 13, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
If you ask me "unconfirmed explosives" is the same as 'no explosives'
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Getting plastered, plowing into two cars and asking the cops to make the DUI "go away" is no way to go through life Mr. State Liquor Board chariman
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know what's a great way to calm international tensions? Deploy a f***ing nuclear bomber
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Sat December 10, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yes a condition called 'Polar Penis' is actually a thing that attacks Antarctic explorers and leaves their nether regions in agony ....just in case you're thinking of going exploring there
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google donates its employees' high-tech holiday gifts to charity, to be replaced with hot cocoa sampler boxes
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump asks Department of Energy for list of all employees and contractors who have had a meeting about climate change in the past 5 years. Maybe he's planning a surprise party or something
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have here in my hand a list of EPA employees that were known as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the EPA
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Thu December 08, 2016
(gHacks)
 
 
 
Flash exploits take 6 of the top 10 spots in this year's vulnerability report (but first place goes to the Usain Bolt of vulnerabilities, Internet Explorer)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you disappear with the large amount of cash your employer gave you to deposit in the bank, it's probably overkill to send your employer an email the next day informing him that you quit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unexploded landmines could be made safe thanks to: A) New robot. B) Acid rain. C) Genetically modified cabbage
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump has done more to help America in the past four weeks than Obama has done in four years," says delusional Trump employee Corey Lewandowski, who then went on to give a weather forecast of conditions inside his own bunghole
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland power plant found to be the cause of faces melting off and children weeping over exploded bodies
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ikea to provide all salaried and hourly employees four months of paid parental leave. Offer requires workers to follow Swedish instructions for assembly while missing a few nuts and bolts
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Calling Gatlinburg, TN residents "mouth-breathing, toothless, Trump-suckin' pond scum" on social media isn't nice, is not good for steady employment, and can make you an arson suspect
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers prove their deplorability by trolling Facebook pages posting photos of a woman missing in the Oakland fire, including pages of the woman's family
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are the Cowboys looking to switch away from being a top? Will the mustache's extension be greeted by a rise? Has Detroit started to show its inevitable implosion? This your weekly NFL power rankings thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, you've taken 4 days to build an 11,000 domino colosseum. Now make it implode from the inside
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"An employee at a local convenience store called police after a man left with creamers that he did not immediately put into the coffee he purchased"
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"On Tuesday at 9.05am, Halifax, the capital of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, will hold a ceremony in a local park to mark the 100th anniversary of what at the time was the biggest man-made explosion the world had ever known"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know the weather's farked in Canada when even cop cars and snowplows can't avoid epic wipeouts on a snowy incline. (Video included)
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diplomatic eyes of the world on Reykjavik as top officials of Iceland, the supermarket, meet with Iceland, the country, in emergency talks to avert war: "Iceland (the company) has coexisted with the country called Iceland very happily until recently"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in jail for uploading sexually explicit videos of a woman onto several .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS EYE???
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No, 95 million Americans are not unemployed
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
While the city of Gatlinburg begins to allow people back in to assess the damage, set up stations for insurance and unemployment claims, one bold reporter asks the now homeless city officials why they couldn't have done more
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Fri December 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mongolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC explores limited public access to one of the more creepy abandoned islands that dot the city
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Russia fears that its banking system is under threat by global hackers who could exploit code in the country's 286- and XT-based financial network
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Why are all Russia's rockets exploding at launch?
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney does an about-face, becomes Trump's top diplomat ...to other mainstream Republicans who up until now have kept their distance from the crazy
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Camera-maker GoPro announces it will be laying off 250 employees or about 15% of its workforce. No word on whether the firings will be live-streamed on their Youtube channel
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Wed November 30, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
FBI declares possible explosive device safe after officials, responding to illegal burn in backyard, found missile lying next to fire. "I'm just glad they got it gone"
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Ex-Mcdonald's employee finds that the company frowns upon worker initiated menu enhancements, especially the ones reserved for police officers
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a Human/Wookiee one night stand resulting in a possible love child isn't on the cover of the National Enquirer nor is it one of the plot points of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A good heist involves a cunning getaway plan. Sadly, Florida Man's "hide in a pond and claim he's fishing" ploy didn't count
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"The cafe apologized and stated they fired the 'rogue' employee who was selling smoothies with a swastika drawn on it and that it is a coincidence 'Nutsy' sounds like 'Nazi'"
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