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307 headlines found matching 'PLO'
Fri July 11, 2014
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ten of the biggest myths about GMOs, spread by hippies and exploded by Popular Science
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French police foil plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately, they weren't in time to stop filming of the G.I. Joe movie
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(Time)
 
Plug
 
Baby on the way? Time to make a budget (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Union thugs once again disrupt job-creating company's efforts to give employees a generous 6 minutes a day to use the bathroom
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The final Easter egg from Halo 3 has been found, turns out to be a sweet message to a Bungie employee's wife
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(31)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The speed of writing data to storage is about to explode, if you believe these scienticians' spin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News upset at an employee going rogue
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists are dropping explosives all over Mount St. Helens on purpose. What could possibly go right?
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why is the Senate nothing but a bunch of whiny, petulant children who wouldn't know their ass from their elbow when it comes to diplomacy?" - John Kerry
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that West Virginia chemical spill that poisoned the drinking water for 300,000 people? OSHA fined the offending company $11,000, which in WV terms is about half the cost of a used double-wide with some meth lab explosion damage
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Today's "restaurant employee finds the word 'GOD' spelled out by seeds inside a sliced eggplant" story brought to you by Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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(126)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Unemployment drops to 6.1%. This is bad news, for Obama
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(134)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin calls for President Obama's impeachment, citing his dereliction of duty. Irony tag starts to explode, quits halfway through
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(179)
 
(GMA Network)
 
 
 
US label's China's claim to the entire south China sea a "problematic" which is Diplomat-speak for "yeah, no, we're still gonna sail the 6th Fleet through it anytime we want and you ain't gonna do nothing about it but whistle"
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Mon July 07, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chicago might be better off if the residents were allowed to purchase high explosives for the 4th
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Explosive news: Roughly 9/11 emails intercepted by NSA were plain communications, which blows up the idea that...hang on, someone's at my door
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Explosions and Dinobots is #1 at the box office for the second straight week with $36 million. Melissa McCarthy's Tammy is #2 with $22 million while the remakes of The Exorcist and Batteries Not Included both bombed
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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Sat July 05, 2014
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"If you're a leftie, the Democratics don't care about your opinion. What they want is your vote, in exchange for exactly nothing. They're political parasites, draining the idealism of progressives while neutering and exploiting mainline liberals"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Univision needs to stop exploiting women by having them talk about sports in skimpy outfits, have them appear on variety shows in nothing but bikinis, and treat them as people instead of objects." Because FEMINISM
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by fireworks. Horrible, non-sustainable, air-polluting, chemical-loaded, explosive warheads of Liberal outrage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Subby has applied for 276 jobs at the state university that granted him a Masters Degree and gotten less than a handful of applications for his trouble. Can we not label it a "diploma mill" as well?
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Every July 4th, I like to reflect on the most American game ever made. I'm speaking of Metal Wolf Chaos, a game which opens with the President of the United States exploding out of the oval office, sporting more guns than the NRA's wet dreams"
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first all-electric Formula E championship kicks off in Beijing on September and will allow racing fans around the world to thrill as they watch electric race cars plod around a track trying to limp to a finish before they run out of charge
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Transparent salaries are actually great motivators for employees
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(183)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obamanomics continues wreaking havoc by adding 288,000 fake jobs to economy in June, falsely presenting unemployment rate as 6.1% when it's really six times higher at 37.2%
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(54)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Explosion at General Motors plant injures workers. GM immediately recalls all factories
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
These urban explorers see one infiltration of Neverland Ranch and raise it by a mothballed fleet of warships and two US rocket testing sites
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(51)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Hey there, New Zealand. It's me, Malaysia. Could you could do me a solid and drop an attempted rape case against one of my diplomats? And if you could also make sure all records surrounding it are sealed as well, that would be great
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(39)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Elderly woman injured by exploding laptop. Firefighters say she could have avoided injury by using Windows 8, since she'd still be waiting for it to boot up
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Science Channel reports its best quarter ever, credits Morgan Freeman, Survivorman, and Outrageous Acts of Science for its exploding viewership
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(19)
 
(What's really going on)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules JCPenney allowed to sacrifice employees to appease Cthulhu
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Tue July 01, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Delta Airline employee embezzles $22 Million, or about one day's worth of checked bag fees
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(54)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Here's a workaround for the President to keep female employees covered with contraceptive coverage despite the Supreme Court ruling
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(328)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey, didn't we just leave this party?" ask U.S. troops being deployed to Iraq by Obama
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(186)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Urban explorers snuck into Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch and found the place to be about as bizarre as you can imagine
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It would be a real shame if something happened to the State Department employees investigating Blackwater
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Vendor exploits 'Gun Show Loophole' at Pennsylvania gun show
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When ordered by their boss to get a psych evaluation, most employees won't try to burn his house down with him and his family in it. Most people
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to star in London production of the play "Speed-The-Plow." Not to be confused with her recent court appearances for speeding while plowed
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Please brace yourself for the popping kitty, for he will surely make your head assplode with cuteness
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Fri June 27, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ice-T's grandson arrested for shooting and killing his roommate. At least the next season of Law & Order: SVU has a new plotpoint
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(43)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brilliant graphic plots the Marvel map of the world - in case you needed to know Spider-Woman was from London
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(38)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The longest movie plot summary on Wikipedia belongs to a Disney Channel original movie that was made in 2000
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Toilet explodes at courthouse moments after woman uses it. Taco Bell named as co-defendant
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Judge who threatened to have deployed sailor arrested if he didn't show up for child custody case now claims she didn't know he was deployed, coincidentally after government reminded her about this little thing called federal law
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel management brings down the hammer on 73-year-old employee who gave away free muffin to a needy person
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida decides to try and annoy the unemployed just a little bit less
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cuba Gooding Jr. takes his research for the role of "unemployable drunk" to heart during his presentation at the NHL awards
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK scientists warn about an explosion of fleas this summer. Britons advised to take precautions like long pants and shirts to avoid bites, and keep windows closed at night to reduce the sound of frenetic bass slapping
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ack Ack. Tumor. Balloon in head. Grapefruit. Ack Ack *Head Assplodes* (Article contains some graphic images)
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chinese bureaucrat fired for making employee give him piggyback ride in the rain so he didn't get his shoes wet, in proof that China now has at least SOME labor standards. Of course, the picture of said piggyback ride may have been a factor
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
NJ high school employee's job is to offer free and confidential services to students seeking help with drug abuse and other non-academic issues. She gets fired for doing just that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the US can't just deploy special forces soldiers to Iraq to solve the country's problems on the cheap: "What are they going to do? Host a dinner party? It's 300 guys to stop ISIS from taking over Baghdad"
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(115)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guest whose "impeccable" sources hosts vouched for, claims that Bill Clinton smiled when he was told he had "a progressive heart condition because the term sounded Liberal," and he plotted how to use his death to get Hillary elected
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(79)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
One in five newly-hired employees leaves their job within 45 days in latest proof that it's a waste of time and energy learning the names of people you work with
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Mon June 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
One injured after porta-potty explodes. Bystanders say it looked like some scary shiat
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
These Mexican brothers made a "spacecraft" to explore abandoned railroads. What big project have you completed?
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"More than a million Honda vehicles could be subject to an upcoming recall for Takata air bags that are at risk of exploding and shooting shrapnel at passengers and drivers, according to a person with knowledge of the matter"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Officials at JMU expel three male students who filmed and posted a video of their sexual assault on a female student. But first, here's your diploma
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(189)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge orders deployed military member to be in two places at once or lose custody of his daughter. Tag for judge
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(396)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
What better way to raise awareness about online exploitation of minors than to replace kids' eyes with screaming mouths? (with OMGKILLITWITHFIRE examples)
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Thu June 19, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel employee reveals how to avoid getting an awful room. Apparently you have to find a place that doesn't charge hourly
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(47)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
If you've ever heard of Diplomacy, chances are you know it as 'the game that ruins friendships': "For every 10 people who like playing board games, nine will not like Diplomacy. It is an intense and uncomfortable and unsettling game"
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cantor's loss has created a whole new era of infighting and implosion of the House GOP. Good
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(34)
 
(eHistory)
 
 
 
Interactive map allows you to explore how native Americans gradually lost their land and ended up on reservations
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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(178)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's nice to know your hard earned tax dollars are paying for cops to film themselves lip-synching Katy Perry songs and uploading them to the internet. "See...we really are no different from anyone else"
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fitness instructor's $8,000 over-sized breasts explode. It happens sometimes. Boobies just blow up. Natural causes (Not safe for work photo of aftermath)
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Employment expert reveals that winning a job depends on a great resume, outstanding qualifications, stellar references, passing the water test. Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Science experiment proves that pedestrian bridges can withstand the weight of a Ford Explorer. At least I think that guy was a scientist
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Unemployed Millennial with student debt? Logging industry is always hiring. Just ask Dexter
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(94)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian World Cup viewing center rocked by explosion. "Many" casualties reported
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(56)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you find out that you bought a dog that was given away without a soldier's knowledge while he was deployed, should you: a) give it back to him, b) sell it back to him, or c) ignore his pleas and keep it?
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(180)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha employer gives out $61,000 in bonuses to employees--but he did so in the form of $2 bills. Hopefully none of the employees wanted Taco Bell in celebration
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(51)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Jack manage to take Heller to Wembley stadium in time with agents, rush hour traffic, and fleeing civilians in his way? Does anyone care about the computer nerd and mole subplot? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm on Fox
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(149)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Obama is notifying Congress that U.S. military personnel could deploy to Iraq, mission accomplished rally to be held next week
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(255)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
The best photos of a supernova exploding over a four-year time frame you'll see before lunchtime
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(13)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verizon suddenly realizes suing Netflix would lead to a damaging legal "Discovery process" and decides just to call up their old employees at the FCC to investigate in a capacity that is totally not a conflict of interest. Tag is for the dicks
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(19)
 
(Pixeltrek)
 
 
 
Engage yourself in exploring the U.S.S. Enterprise D, including all those restrooms you always wondered about. Make it so
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(71)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Students kicked out of dorms, forced to live in locker rooms. Wait, wasn't this the plot of a movie?
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(65)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Finally, justice will be served. Romanian hacker indicted for his fiendish plot to unleash the paintings of George W. Bush upon an unsuspecting world
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(32)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
NASA explores faster than light travel with designs for a trip to Alpha Centauri in only two weeks. Which is a pretty amazing since after 45 years we still can't get back to the Moon
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(79)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges company made employees pray each day, as well as thank them for their jobs. Oh yeah, and there's Onionhead
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(123)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Article asks if ISIS could build an Islamic state. I don't know, but these Archer plot lines are really getting weird
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(117)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brain-dead US teen to get high school diploma in most blatant example of grade inflation ever seen
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(186)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
European court rules that employees are entitled to take vacation time even after they die
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
10-year-old boy gets high school diploma, is now setting his sights on medical school, making people stop calling him "Doogie"
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(41)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
16 employees of Cedar Point Amusement Park tased, arrested for utilizing downtime from sewer main break to hold a 3AM melee in company housing. All those damn Dutch kids from Grand Rapids
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lego executives use customized mini figures as business cards. No word on whether the dumb ones are given Duplo figures, instead
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(52)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama should not have released the 5 worst terrorists in Gitmo in return for a traitor. Instead, he should have explored releasing the 15 worst, handing over some cash, and an insurgent to be named later
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(58)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, an in-depth exploration of the question: Is Obama a rampaging tyrant determined to subjugate all Americans to his whim, or is a simpering weakling who's left America unprotected and defenseless against its enemies?
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(70)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lightning can be pretty cool. Except when it hits the truck you're driving in, exploding it into a ball of flames that melts the truck's electronics, which causes the doors to lock and trap you in a cab filled with black smoke
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(100)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man fights with wife, succumbs at hands of five officers and several stun gun deployments. "We believe impairment by cocaine is a factor in the behavior encountered"
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(28)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
OG hipster cafe in Brooklyn to close after 15 years due to 70 percent increase in rent. Employee speculates landlord wants to "gouge some naive entrepreneurs for their life savings, and they'll close in a year and a half"
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chrome overtakes Internet Explorer as most used browser in the US. Well, at least one Chrome can pull off a big win
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(35)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latest threat from global warming; dead Japanese WWII soldiers escaping from their graves. Combine that with sharks and we'll have the plot to the next Sci-Fi channel movie
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(21)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
A graduating senior who lost both his mother and father notices every student giving the principal $6 when they were called up to collect their diploma and follows suit, not knowing it was going to a good cause. Damn dusty in here
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(32)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
As it turns out, kicking your employees in the testicles is NOT considered "acceptable horseplay"
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(24)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
C'mon Champ cheer up. Yeah, you're unemployed and your mom's basement is cramped, but you did create a most excellent remake of Terminator 2: Judgment Day's truck chase scene
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burt, the hippy dude on 'Burt's Bees' label, was forced out of company after he had an affair with an employee. In 1994. Thank gawd the AP brought us up to date on that crackling hot story
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spooky-movie makers have spooky character lurk in the shadows of abandoned hospital that people like to explore and photograph, because the public need the shiat scared out of them more often
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(57)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling may no longer be the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, but he is getting sued by a former employee who says the work environment was offensive
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Mon June 02, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Teens across America facing unemployment levels above 50 percent, plan on sparking up a bowl, discussing that higher minimum wage, man
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: did the social-media, assisted-suicide, save the world, armed and dangerous with explosives type guy being hunted by the FBI once work for the Republicans or the Democrats? Or is the answer always C?
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jesus said to love. They hate. Jesus said to turn the other cheek. They attack. Jesus said to pray in private. They pray publicly. Jesus said to forgive. They plot revenge. Jesus loved the poor. They worship Kochs
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(248)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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Sat May 31, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's The Screaming Skull and the short Gumby's Robot Rumpus. Mike, Servo, and Crow make the film and short one of the highlights of the series. "Should I consider that my employee review?"
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(12)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Josh Brolin to play the Avatar of Death, implodes reality
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(80)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Siemens blows off 11,000 employees
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(68)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After getting thrown out of just about every restaurant in Texas, Open Carry Texas decides to take their act to a park on Memorial Day and follow people who were filming them back to their cars. Asinine and Dumbass tags explode
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(361)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Take 45 minutes and see how you do on the sports knowledge test given to wannabe ESPN employees
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(47)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chinese banker discovers that police really don't like being taunted, especially about his drunk driving exploits
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Germany raises large army...of unemployed
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(10)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Amazon refuses to respond to a request for comment by a Washington Post reporter about Amazon's ongoing dispute with Hatchette publishing and the tactics Amazon is employing; which is awkward given who owns The Post
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(17)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The stories behind 10 ghastly album covers you've seen and shuddered at. "Heino, my son, you are beautiful and angular and you make my uterus implode with affection"
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Former correctional center employee armed with a rifle enters the public lobby of her former prison, gets denied entry as the facility gets placed on lockdown, shoots herself in the chin, and walks back out to the parking lot
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(58)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare now forces larger employers to directly cover employee insurance, or face a $100 a day or $36,500 a year fine for each employee who goes into the individual marketplace
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(274)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
92-year-old WWII veteran of elite joint American-Canadian paratrooper unit finally deployed, terrifies German tourists at Niagara Falls
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(30)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland needs a half-million foreign workers to offset low birth rate and aging population, says immigrants will get free language lessons by interpreting racist graffiti sprayed on their cars and houses by angry, drunken, unemployed Scots
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(138)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Japan declares new national holiday in latest attempt to prevent Japanese employees from working themselves to death. Seriously
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(29)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's NFL is an equal opportunity employer, that is unless you're a female cheerleader. Then it's jiggle tests, dunk tanks, and unpaid labor
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(98)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Real 'Merican GOP House candidate: The gay element in America is plotting to recruit and sodomize your precious kids
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(153)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama finally offers military response to Bush v. Gore: US troops deployed to Chad
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(49)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"I guess I just didn't realize the kids could follow my tweets" says newly unemployed teacher
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(15)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
Companies get nearly $40 billion a year in free work from employees who refuse to take vacations
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(43)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Department buys $16 muffins at conferences? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Military contractor bills government $100 million in improper payments for employees working 100 hours a day? **crickets**
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(79)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Because security, NSA eavesdrops on every single phone call in c) the Bahamas, because you never know who might be plotting a coup armed with beach towels, golf clubs and those nasty little beverage umbrellas
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(79)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Are the Simpsons a Jewish plot? Is Bart a Mossad agent?
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, the CIA director issued a memo in 2013 indicating the agency will stop using fake vaccination campaigns to gather intelligence. Similarly, they will no longer seek to obtain or exploit DNA acquired through such programs. Wait, what?
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(94)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Employers plan to hire 8.6% more college graduates in 2014. New grads immediately ask if 8.6% is more or less than half
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(22)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Where will Chloe's emotional distress create plot openings next? When will Catelyn Stark eliminate her daughters weak husband? Will any embassy staff survive in the face of Jack? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm EDT on Fox
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(167)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police searching for guy who showed his Dilly Bar to Dairy Queen employees
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(15)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Thousands and thousands of videos, uploaded nearly every day. Each one is the same, structure-wise: 10 slides of shapes, shown over 11 seconds, over various random tones. Nobody has a clue what the videos are supposed to be"
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(84)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM to employees: Please don't use words like "asphyxiating," "deathtrap," "disemboweling," "genocide," "grenadelike," "Hindenburg," "powder keg," "rolling sarcophagus," "Titanic," and "you're toast"
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sploosh
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(38)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld employee commits a whale of a crime, stealing cash and credit cards from customers who were already robbed when they bought a ticket
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(23)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Francisco casting call held for documentary film exploring public trends ... wait, did I say public? No, no. pubic, yeah, pubic trends. Pubes
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(33)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Billion dollar battle in teeth-whitening industry pits multinational Proctor & Gamble against company with three employees
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(19)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Old and busted: swords to ploughshares. New hotness: microchips to lettuce
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(43)
 
(PNSN)
 
 
 
Mt. Rainier is now the most seismically active volcano in the lower 48. Suck it St. Helens (LGT plot of earthquakes showing all the activity under the mountain)
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(110)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(CIPD)
 
 
 
One in five new employees fail to pass probationary period at new jobs, which is surprising, because basically all you're expected to do for the first three months at a new job is wear some sort of shirt and show up on time
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(105)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal contractor in Missouri gets paid $1.2 billion for its employees to do nothing except blindly hurl b-b-b-b-b-b-buts around in a Fark politics thread
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(85)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Transformer explodes in Turkish coal mine killing 151, over 200 still missing. Authorities say there may be more than meets the eye
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NERDS to be deployed on US Navy vessels, expected to be promptly beat up by the ship's jocks
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(17)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
After conservative group Judicial Watch sues the DOJ for denying their FOIA request that would "out" any not-openly gay employees at the US Department of Justice, a US federal judge cordially invites Judicial Watch to go fark themselves
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(153)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Robot submarine exploring the Kermedec Trench crushed by the water pressure. James Cameron inconsolable. No, really. He is
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(55)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
House explodes after officer-involved shooting (with house exploding video)
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(150)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Pilot saves plane from crashing by deploying inbuilt parachute so the aircraft drifts safely to the ground, saving the lives of all the passengers. Why the hell doesn't EVERY airplane have one or two of these?
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(44)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is nothing "liberal" about majoring in Philosophy. Unless you mean the term to describe the stretches of unemployment for said degree holder
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(97)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This week's training chapter skipped by American Airlines employees: Chapter 12 - Veterans and their service dogs
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Home Schooling may get you a toothy wife, but it won't get you a job once employers realize you don't have a real diploma
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(187)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Walmart customer stabs employee with scissors because she disliked her 'vibe'
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News host does man-on-the-street interview with random, anonymous citizens who completely agree that government employees are lazy and worthless. Say, those guys looks awfully familiar
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(74)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brave patriots harass and threaten a sinister government employee on a highway for the dastardly deed of driving a government vehicle while on the job
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(226)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Responsible, law-abiding gun owner stands his ground against a groundhog, but at 165 feet wasn't able to tell it was actually his 22-year-old employee
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(222)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
As HBO is starting to acknowledge the reality that the Game of Thrones show will almost certainly have to move past the books in terms of plotting, here are 5 serious options they can consider
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(118)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Court employee to steal pension, life insurance and retirement benefits from another employee minutes after she dies
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(56)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you really want to reduce suicides, don't ban alcohol. Ban unemployment
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(67)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Possible explosion at possible Iranian nuclear facility
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(49)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NASA captures huge explosion on the surface of the sun, which can mean only one thing
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(113)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Fired employee does not get far in stolen forklift
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Highly-paid Fox news celebrity/host Elizabeth Hasselback who is married to an unemployed former professional athlete says that women who make more than their husbands are "a recipe for {societal} disaster"
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Is exploding head syndrome the reason you can't sleep?"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More than two-thirds of people have gone to work when they are sick, even the ones who don't hate their coworkers and spend their breaks licking stuff in the employee fridge
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(45)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Grandpa dies. Family bury him and have headstone installed. Grandson ticked off about it, so buys surrounding plots and places big-ass sandstone rock right in front of headstone. And here you thought your family was bad. w/vid
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(94)
 
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
You've got your drug-sniffing dogs, of course, and your explosive-sniffing dogs. And for really dangerous work, you've got your gluten-sniffing dogs
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(62)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Explore Hong Kong's famous Kowloon Walled City with an interactive multimedia piece on its people, its rise, its fall, and its place in the popular imagination
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(24)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Helpful tips on how to tell if your tenants are running a drug lab. Random explosions surprisingly missing
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(30)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up this morning thinking, "Man. I could go for a video exploring the use of synesthetic drones and neon dubstep within the paradigm of a surveillance state,"...well then. Today's your lucky day
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I don't see why there is all this hate for Micro$oft. It only took them 11 years to release that security update for Internet Explorer, but they included XP for it
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(133)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The destruction of the economy and jobs due to the ACA begins: Unemployment falls to 6.3%
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(263)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
So how much pressure would have to build up before that whale up Newfoundland way explodes? Here comes the science, along with a torrent of rotting flesh
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(14)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
MN teen and Columbine fanboy arrested a week before fulfilling elaborate plot to kill family and fellow students in mass shooting/bombing
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(179)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida mistakenly executes two inmates after a gas explosion levels a large section of prison intake facility
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(40)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Some waste their lives seeking to cure heart disease, explore the mysteries of the universe, or invent new and exciting sex toys, but this gentleman focuses on the important questions: What if every "human" in Star Wars was really a kind of bee?
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(23)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
County GOP chairman running for county board in effort to deny same-sex employee benefits. Never mind those "ridiculous" past charges of child neglect and financial woes, we can't be letting the gays get health insurance
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(29)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Headline: In 20% of families, everyone is unemployed. BLS: if you count retirees and stay-at-home moms as "unemployed"
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(131)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obamacare is empowering former wage slaves to leave their jobs and become self-employed entrepreneurs. SEE, WE TOLD YOU IT WOULD DESTROY JOBS
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(399)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Banks have $680 BILLION dollars of life insurance on their employees, payable only to the banks, not family. When asked about details the federal regulators claim "trade secrets"
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: an 81 foot blue whale carcass washes up on your beach. Worse: it will soon decompose and reek. Fark.com: or just disintegrate in a methane explosion
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(55)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Scientists exploring shipwrecks in the Gulf of Mexico discover a WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican nutjobs take Obama to task for appointing too many former Citibank employees to important Federal jobs. And by "Republican nutjobs" I mean Elizabeth Warren
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Libyans with an explosives-packed mini-bus are on a rampage. Get out of there, Doc
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(27)
 
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Staples Center employees are working overtime to remove any trace of sponsor logos before next Clippers game
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(100)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The world will have its first trillionaire within the next 25 years. Early money is on the person who invents a cellphone that explodes when it's used inside a movie theater
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(34)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Donald Sterling is caught on tape telling his girlfriend not to bring black people to his basketball games. Obviously, he's oblivious to his product, marketing demographics, employees and his half-Mexican, half-black girlfriend
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(226)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Massive gas explosion rocks North Bend. Subby thought that massive gas explosions usually happened a bit further south
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(30)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
U.S. military expert unveils strategy for deploying Godzilla in war. Wait, what?
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(100)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coffee start-up plans to take on Starbucks by offering unlimited coffee to customers for $45 a month. Wasn't that the plot of a Seinfeld episode?
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(123)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's Canada CEO brands being called out on practice of importing and exploiting foreigners to displace Canadian workers 'bullshiat', bemoans difficulty in finding slaves in current times
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(86)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Daughter really wants her unemployed dad to get a job... so she hands the First Lady his resume at the White House's annual Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
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(52)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers exploit Aurora tragedy in attack ad against Colorado Senator Mark Udall. Was that wrong? Should they have not done that?
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(175)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Police attach explosives to rental car for training exercise, forget to tell the company which car before they rent it out
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(30)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
IRS gives out over $1 million in bonuses to employees who are delinquent in paying their taxes. Well, at least now they have some cash to cover the fines
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(58)
 
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
US says its troops only "assisted" Yemeni forces in taking out an Al-qaeda bombmaker responsible for the "underwear bomb" plot- by, ya know, flying them to the exact spot of the ambush, giving them guns and pointing out the guy to shoot
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(39)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
If he'd known that these would be the most popular, would the founder of YouTube have uploaded that first video nine years ago today?
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(45)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Since 2000, CEOs of fast food chains have seen their salaries quadruple. Their employees, however, have seen their salaries decrease by a minimum of 1%
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(294)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Texas fertilizer plant explosion that killed 14 people could have been prevented if the company hadn't stored the explosive material in combustible bins that were housed in a combustible building that lacked fire sprinklers
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(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What kind of slacker tech startup lets its employees get away with less than 80 hours per week?
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The truth behind the right wing Putin fetish is finally out of the bag. Putin is turning Russia into a Christian nation in order to fight an evil plot by George Soros and the New World Order
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(245)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention Walmart employees: You'll now need to work 1372 hours to equal one hour of your CEO's pay. Yes, weekends are required
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(90)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
High school feminist still outraged McDonald's employee asked her if she wanted a boy's toy or a girl's toy in her Happy Meal when she was 11. Just wait until she's old enough to start shopping at Adam & Eve
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(527)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"It's exciting for us because we get to explore yet another new form of distribution," he said, "and we get $5." Surprisingly not a Drew quote
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(17)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Employment experts caution that listing your marijuana related job on a resume could be a real buzzkill
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(9)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shadow secretary warns of islamic plot code named "Operation Trojan Horse" to take over British schools. Subby just found the the plot for the next James Bond movie
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(181)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Azerbaijan is using the chaos with Russia to bypass them and build a new oil pipeline through Turkey. Wait, wasn't this the plot of a Bond movie?
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(37)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Tip for aides to NV's governor? You might want to run all official proclamations through a spell-checker, or at least not accidentally substitute an "n" for an "l" when praising employees for preserving NV's "cultural" resources
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(27)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Stone Brewing continues to prove just how classy they are, raising $100,000 for favorite charities of employee that passed away
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(42)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Only one lifeboat was deployed from sinking ferry in South Korea. Guess who was aboard
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(186)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrate anniversary of the West, Texas fertilizer explosion with this newly-released video of the event. Now THAT'S a fire
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(23)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
That's a nice Instagram user name you've got there, I think I'll take it. - Instagram Employee
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(20)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(175)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
When Firefly meets Disney. It's only fan art, but Subby's brain just hypothetically exploded
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesterday we mocked a US Airways employee for their X-rated tweet, today we mock US Airways social media manager who calls himself a 'web alchemist' and 'aggressive engineer of perception' on his LinkedIn profile
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(104)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
$360,000 salary employees go on strike, surprised about lack of popular support
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(27)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Amazon offers employees up to $5000 to quit working at the company. No word yet on if offer includes free shipping
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's message to Putin: "Russia's actions are not conducive to diplomatic approach." Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(147)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Business News Daily)
 
 
 
Ten personality traits employers value most. Summed up in one word--obsequiousness
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(56)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Will Theon reclaim his dignity? Will Daenerys's plot continue to drag on? Will loveable scamp Joffrey continue with his hilarious hijinks? Find out at 9PM ET on HBO; that's right, it's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread
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(440)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Corey Brewer explodes for 51 points against the Rockets. And because you don't know this: Yes, he's a professional basketball player; yes, he plays in the NBA; and yes, this was an official NBA game and everything
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince William is just a regular guy, and he does stuff regular guys like you would do given the chance. For example, apparently he's been plowing Kate Middleton morning, noon and night
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(112)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Great Moral Dilemma of our Time: Should companies have the right to track an employee's fitness levels?
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(206)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Al Jazeera America laying off "a few dozen staff employees" after discovering that even being to the right of MSNBC and having better reporting than CNN or Fox doesn't work when you have a terrorist-sounding name
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(55)
 
(News 12 Westchester)
 
Video
 
Border Patrol agents accuse guy of running red light when their van gets knocked over, so he uploads his dash cam video to YouTube, to the glory of every defense attorney who will ever cross-examine them
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(83)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A spokesman for Iran's mission to the UN, Hamid Babaei, described the decision as 'regrettable' and said it contravened international law." Kinda like storming an embassy and holding the diplomats hostage, amirite?
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you've sent a package to a loved deployed overseas it's apparently stuck at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport
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(16)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Not News: Microsoft made a game "Escape From XP" to get people to stop using XP. Fark: It won't run in XP with Internet Explorer
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(14)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Joan Jett to make Nirvana fans' heads explode
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(47)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Committee approves bill to name peak after Reagan. No word if you take the "Contra Vista" hiking trail to "Exploding National Debt Path" to get to "Homeless By Choice Campground"
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(93)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Warnings after epidemic of exploding whipped cream makers leaves users with facial fractures, neck wounds and missing eyes
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(46)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Best plot to get rid of Obamacare, yet: Laughter is the best medicine. When you find out who is taking Obamacare subsidies, you will laugh so hard you won't even need Obamacare
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Problem: You don't want to wait in line at Disney. Solution: Say your kid is autistic and get to skip the line. Problem: Disney wizened up to your ploy. Solution: Sue them
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(187)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Privacy be damned, meet the NY ad agency where all employees sit at one 4,400 square foot desk
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(136)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The least believable movie explosions ever, brought to you by a box of matches
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(64)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice wants to explore electronic bracelets for gun owners. Some people have a problem with this
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(456)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate passes unemployment benefits, House expected to kill it while each member kicks an unemployed person in the nads or baby hanger, depending on the gender of the miscreant
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(65)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
John Boehner's health insurance premium really is doubling under Obamacare...because Republicans passed a law kicking members of Congress out of the very affordable Federal Employees Health Benefits Program
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(87)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The MTA in NYC has their panties in such a twist that they have to discipline an employee just because he ran around on the subway in his underwear on his day off. Who are these pantless people?
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(11)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Pervez Musharraf has more assassination plots against him than the entire Kennedy clan
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(6)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's one thing to block the way of a charter bus that shuttles employees to their high paying tech jobs, but do you also have to vomit all over the windshield?
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(25)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Telling employee she can have your business if she gets 100,000 likes on Facebook = funny. Watching numbers race towards the target, not so much
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest tourism hotspot? Somalialand. No, really - it's much less explosion-y than it used to be
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(11)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you? Fire 250 drivers who staged a walk-out protest over the termination of a longtime employee
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(182)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
New employee orientation doesn't cover getting shot, plugging hole with your own finger, chasing shooter to get identifying information, then driving yourself to the hospital --- leave that to the Navy SEAL program
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(25)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dodgers and Angels fans fighting led to the stabbing of three Marines on Sunday making them wish they were deployed to a safer area like Kabul or Baghdad, instead of war-torn Orange County
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(19)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr wants to explore her bisexuality. That is all
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(103)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Talks over Ukraine break down as the Diplomat repping the country with 40,000 troops massed on Ukraine's border continues to insist that it's best if Ukraine isn't actually a country at all anymore but a "loose federation of autonomous regions"
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(54)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen deplorable child rulers. Come on, Joffrey isn't THAT bad (warning: Not safe for work nipple in article)
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(27)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Small explosive devices found on school playground. And if that wasn't disturbing enough, one of the devices was found inside a toy
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(47)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This touching final sendoff for an airline employee will make you wonder why it's so damned dusty in this concourse
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(11)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Bruckheimer reveals the "plot" of Top Gun 2, which is surprising considering the first one didn't have a plot so much as it had homoerotic volleyball games, flying, and Val Kilmer hamming it up
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(73)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google performs study on the work styles of its employees. Coincidentally, so did Fark, but it was largely incoherent and the report was soaked in spilled bourbon
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(24)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash's son will continue to exploit his father's memory by releasing more "newly found" recordings
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Crabster, the robot that will revolutionize underwater exploration. And it's your new favorite machine, you just don't know it yet (pics)
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(5)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
If your sex life is dependent on your employer, or, worse, government providing you with contraception ... well, we're all screwed
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(284)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Modern photographer explores desolate ghost town that once was host of the 2014 Winter Olympics
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(57)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If the Hobby Lobby case is decided in favor of a corporations religious rights, the question arises: what would prevent a company from ordering all its employees to attend mandatory prayer sessions or religious instructions
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(232)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
This story has it all - stolen liquor, fake diplomats, bouncy castles and trailer parks
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(16)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Seamen spilled near Lesbos, explosion victim pulls herself together, and Orange crushed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/16 - 3/22
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(5)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Sorry about that natural gas explosion that killed your friend and neighbor. Here are some free pizza coupons for your whole town. Sincerely, Chevron"
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(45)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby wants to provide employees decent wages, nice hours, a retirement plan but no access to IUDs or morning after pills
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(211)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Store service is so lousy, even its ghosts get frustrated with employees
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(14)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bad: You won't see your spouse for nearly two years because you're both deployed to different aircraft carriers. Sappy: The Navy lets you fly over for a visit when one carrier relieves the other in the Gulf of Oman
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(23)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Taco Bell sent 1,000 free "breakfast phones" to "fast-food influencers" to go on "secret breakfast missions." Unemployed millennials, consider branding yourselves as fast-food influencers to get some respect
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(59)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban says NFL is ten years away from implosion because of rampant greed, unlike the NBA which will soar to new heights with ads right on the jerseys
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the plot thickens: Last known phone call of MH370's pilot before take-off was from a prepaid cell phone which was purchased using a fake ID
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
"Ghostbuster" gets 15 years in prison for exchanging ectoplasm with 15-year old Police Explorer
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Fri March 21, 2014
(Anime News Network)
 
 
 
New anime announced featuring the creative talent behind Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo. Hopefully we can all put that Space Dandy mess behind us now
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(74)
 
(Some Genius)
 
 
 
Lose a few hours to GraphTV--a tool that mines IMDB ratings to plot the best episodes of any TV show, season by season. But how can it claim "Death Probe" was a better episode than "The Secret of Bigfoot: Part 2?"
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(79)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Missed a training session to spend one last evening with your dying mother? No unemployment for you then
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(46)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The only people who don't want Hobby Lobby to give their employees birth control are the owners of Hobby Lobby
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(98)
 
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Avast would like to inform you that the next time your grandmother turns on her computer it will likely explode thanks to Microsoft, so please renew her AV subscriptions
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(62)
 
(Federal Times)
 
 
 
USPS to send pink slips to 10,000 workers in 2015. Employees should be receiving them some time in 2019
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(48)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's time for your annual "March Madness costs employers $1.2 billion; is it really worth having a big basketball tournament" article
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft should just rename Internet Explorer to something else because the latest browser is absolutely nothing like the shiatty ancestors that share the same name
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(137)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Celtic Frost offered $145,000 for one hour gig at the world's biggest heavy metal fest, turns it down. Fark: ummm, well, let the singer/guitarist explain that. Dumbass tag explodes
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(43)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man charged with driving naked through Wendy's drive-thru leaves employees wondering "Where's the beef?"
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(26)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ex-Microsoft employee arrested for leaking copies of Windows 8. And who says that the government doesn't pursue crimes against society
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(10)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
'Doonesbury' creator Gary Trudeau is no longer drawing daily comics so he can focus on his TV show, but that's not stopping readers from assuming this is all part of a vast, right-wing plot by newspaper editors to silence him forever
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(77)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby thinks employees using their insurance to pay for birth control is a sin. It also considers doctors simply informing employees that birth control even exists to be a sin
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(118)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Boehner on temporarily extending emergency unemployment insurance benefits: "How about no? Does no work for you? Noooooooo"
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(161)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Having solved unemployment, education funding, fixing terrible roads, and all the rest of the state's problems, Michigan lawmakers are now arguing over what should be the official state fruit
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(44)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Explosion victim pulls herself together
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(11)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
50 House Republicans blast a fellow GOP Congressman's tax reform proposal saying it "threatens our economic vitality.., curbs economic growth, and worsens unemployment". Why? Because it ads a 0.035% tax on banks with more than $500 BILLION in assets
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(104)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sony Pictures runs the closing credits for 216 employees
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(7)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters 3 on track for a 2015 release despite the death of Harold Ramis, though Ivan Reitman says he's no longer willing to exploit his friend's memory
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(73)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, my wife commissioned a sitcom episode plot point for my birthday
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(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former "Ink Master" employee sues network for sexual harassment, improper advances, unnecessary needling
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(17)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
260 pound woman decides surprise her military husband by dropping over 100 pounds while he's deployed to Afghanistan for a year. Story to the left, comments about how she now looks like a 12 year old boy to the right
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(170)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you want to avoid technological unemployment and be a substrate-autonomous person, here are some crucial terms you will need to know in the future
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(8)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Go home snow plow, you're drunk
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(35)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Utah claims gay marriage is just like abusing your employees, because reasons
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(57)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
We're getting a new TV adaptation of Victor Hugo's other, better novel about the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and it will trace the character's origin and explore "what it means to be human"
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(10)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Anniston Star)
 
 
 
This is why you can't have nice things, Alabama: "(Joseph) McCarthy didn't go far enough," or how the Common Core is a Communist plot against all true, red-blooded Americuns, dagnabbit
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(171)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Since a Republican governor was elected in Iowa, his administration has paid nearly $300,000 to six former state employees who were fired because they voted for Democrats and clearly weren't qualified to do the jobs they'd been doing for years
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(68)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 30% of the people in Kentucky smoke cigarettes. The other 70% are afraid to light up since it might cause their basement to explode
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(27)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Whoops, I guess she really DIDN'T have diplomatic immunity after all
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tesco employees are really bad at playing "knifey-spoony"
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(71)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Turns out the guy who drunkenly plowed into a group of people at SXSW was just trying to show up to work early
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(133)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Calumet Photgraphic's "sudden" closing was no surprise to a certain group- its own employees
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(20)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons employees find wheelchair-bound customer's service dog in medical distress. Do they c.) comfort the woman while the other rushes the dog to an Emergency Animal Hospital. Yeah-in the U.S., they'd be so fired
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boehner invites Pope Francis to address Congress. Because he, too, wants to protect the ailing, the disadvantaged, the unemployed, the impoverished, and the unborn, except the first four
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(92)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Alaska, even the Derp. Meet Joe Miller the Tea Party primary candidate for AK Senate who accuses of Obama of instituting "religious apartheid" and believes in the absolute right of private employers to practice discrimination
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(131)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Whoops, I guess she had diplomatic immunity after all
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