Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
148 headlines found matching 'Osi'
Thu April 23, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Texans have figured out what's really going on with those mysterious Walmart closings across the country. Naturally it involves secret underground tunnels and a hostile military takeover
source: houstonchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's nice when the court rules that you should get your deposit back. Especially when it's $2.75 million
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Hubble spots star explosion that astronomers can't explain. Quick, to the O'Reilly Copter
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Will awkward position on verifiable rape leave Butt whole?
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European Commission charges Gazprom with abusing dominant market position in Central and Eastern European gas markets. Gazprom praises Central and Eastern European countries, notes it would be a shame if someone were to invade them
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
At 92, Rosie the Riveter has passed on to the ephemeral heavens
source: wcax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Eight year old writes Michelle Obama: "Your position on ketchup is unpatriotic"
source: weeklystandard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland's Ike Davis breaks a 238-day drought without a position player pitching in an MLB game. Who says there's no fun in baseball?
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
In news that bodes well for U.S. policy, the real impact of the Arab Spring is that Arabs are losing faith in Democracy
source: jpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
When closing down a military base, which of these things you should remember not to do; A) Leave the lights on, B) Leave the water running, or C) Leave classified documents unsecured in empty rooms
source: israelnationalnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Drought is coming. Better drink my own micro-filtrated reverse osmosis ultraviolet light with peroxide disinfection piss
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
New Mexico duck tests positive for bird flu - according to some quack
source: koat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Well here we go. The chase for sport's most coveted prize begins tonight. For the next 7 or so weeks there will be intense, in your face action, weeping with emotion winning or losing. Yes, it's the Fark 'I wuz there' hockey badge. Tonight at 7pm ET
source: tsn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1531)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
A Smithsonian reporter is one of the few people allowed to enter the Chauvet Cave every year, the "world's greatest repository of Paleolithic art"
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Without any warning, Walmart suddenly starts closing down stores Monday evening
source: fox23.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jenrry Mejia suspended 80 days afterr testing positive forr sterroids
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
A Colorado bill which would make it a felony to use explosive gases to produce marijuana concentrates at home "follows a rash of explosions and injuries resulting from amateur hash oil production"
source: denver.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop former Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes losing her balance
source: img.s-msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the pathetic lives of those poor, pitiful ex-Congressmen months after retiring or losing an election
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in The Scout where Brendan Fraser throws a perfect game on 81 pitches? Well this was the exact opposite of that
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Add solar eclipses to the list of things we're slowly losing
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With only one more week left in hockey's regular season, teams are vying now for playoff positions - come see where they stand. It's your Week 26 NHL power rankings
source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite losing to Wisconsin on Saturday not all was lost for Kentucky coach John Calipari. He was elected to the Basketball Hall of Fame
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Getting together with the relatives for Easter? Soothe the pain by choosing one of the world's 10 best tequilas
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious hits $120 million at the international box office because foreign markets just love cars, explosions, and bad acting
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After signing a new contract and just in time for opening day, Minnesota pitcher Ervin Santana suspended 80 games for testing positive for steroids
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell speaks the truth: 'Not even lesbians' would serve pizza at a wedding
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wow. Who'd imagine that posing with £250k in cash and bragging about your drug dealing on Facebook would lead to your arrest?
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Evil mastermind Nate Silver threatens the NHL's sacred tradition in which a team is rewarded for losing a game in overtime
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reporter that allowed the Indiana pizzeria to "speak their mind" somehow blamed for its closing
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(325)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
After losing $20 million in fraud scheme, NFL linebacker Dwight Freeney tackles Bank of America. Bet on Freeney and take the points
source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
The University of Oregon creates position of "Assistant Vice President for Sexual Assault." Evidently the Dean of Vice and Amoral Behavior" was overloaded
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cynthia Lennon, John's first wife and Julian's mother, gets a ticket to ride in the afterlife after losing a battle with cancer at age 75
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a time and a place to take selfies, the NYC East Village gas-explosion site is not one of them
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks have made their fans sick, by losing their record 60th game of the season
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like the Buffalo Sabres have hit rock-bottom after losing to the Arizona Coyotes. "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, I guess. But this is a whole new low right now"
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi's portrait gets one year older
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
World's oldest evidence of breast cancer found in 4,200-year-old Egyptian bones. And you thought your HMO was slow in getting back with your diagnosis
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist recalls Terry Pratchett: "Soon after his diagnosis it was rumoured, mostly in the Daily Mail, that he had found God. He thought this unlikely, since he could not even find his keys, for the existence of which he had empirical evidence"
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA Curiosity rover finds traces of nitrates on Mars, hopes to find hot dogs soon
source: cosmosup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
source: grantland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis, who has already had shower and laundry facilities installed for the homeless, had them to dinner, and given them umbrellas, is now closing the Sistine Chapel early to give them a private tour. Man, those homeless are so LUCKY
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Google is now a cabinet level position in the White House
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
source: prweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Losing is never fun, but the Leafs ownership has a rare situation in which the team could lose every game for the next 10 years and still find a way to sell out the building"
source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boeing has successfully obtained a patent for a 'Force Field' technology designed to protect targets from fatal explosions and shrapnel
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA officer notices man convicted of murder and explosives offenses in PreCheck line but supervisor lets him through because who wants people like that in your work area
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What do you do when you have 6,800 kilos of fish spill on the road? Well if you're a fireman from Guizhou province in China you save them by hosing them down and putting them back in the truck (Pictures of a lot of fish)
source: shanghaiist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"49ers CEO: Team 'got away' from 'core strengths' under Jim Harbaugh." What, losing?
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
San Francisco cathedral figures out that hosing down the homeless is not what Jesus would do
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pelosi and Boehner are ready to make a massive, sweeping deal that would permanently fix one of Medicare's biggest problems. No no, despite what you may think, this is actually a very good thing
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Conservative pundits: Seattle restaurants are closing because of the $15 minimum wage hike. Closing restaurants: That's news to us
source: seattletimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ad for Spirit Air's $69 fare: "Our favorite number, ever since we found that magazine under our brother's bed. Use your mouth to spread the word: Spirit is in an even better position to get you where you're going. We're popping an epic Bare Fare"
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The opening and closing scenes of popular films laid side-by-side - the rest of the films are overrated anyway
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Bust Magazine)
 
 
 
Sex-positive activist Del Williams experiences la grande mort
source: bust.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notoriously ugly bus station dubbed the "mouth of hell" to be demolished by controlled implosion, over no objection whatsoever: "Is that smelly cafe still there in the basement? You'd see people dry heaving before they got on their buses"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Duke loses to Notre Dame, while Virginia loses to North Carolina. Both teams are in trouble for losing a No.1 seed
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Suit up Will Ferrell, you've got to play 10 positions for 10 baseball teams today. GO
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Three things that you should never put in your safe-deposit box. Conspicuously absent from list: The key to your safe-deposit box
source: safebee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In news that will positively shock, SHOCK, you: Netanyahu vows not to cede any land to the Palestinians
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian opposition leader's murder suspect blows himself up. Well, case closed, let's all go out for vodka
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days, Daylight Savings Time was illegal, plus kids did not like losing an hour of play
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A Ferguson judge accused of imposing high fines and harsh punishments on residents who couldn't afford to pay owes the US government more than $170,000 in back taxes. Well at least he wasn't embezzling... so there's that
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Since malls and retail in general are doing so well, the owners of Mall of America are proposing an even larger mall for Miami
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"Specialists in Finland and Germany are hard at work analyzing the chemical composition of 170-year-old beer recovered from the floor of the Baltic Sea in an attempt to figure out the recipe used to make it"
source: news.softpedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Riding high after a 2.9% year-over-year attendance gain and nearly closing the ratings gap with the WNBA, Major League Soccer's owners are three days away from flushing the whole thing down the crapper
source: screamer.deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown's lawyer denies a TMZ report that the Brown family is filming a reality show as Bobbi Kristina Brown lies in a coma. Subby finds himself in the impossible position of deciding if TMZ or the Brown family is more trustworthy
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Texas state representative David Simpson (R) files bill calling to maralize leguana by completely repealing all existing statutes of prohibition. "I am proposing that this plant be regulated like tomatoes, jalapeños or coffee"
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is a no nonsense guy who says what he's going to do and then gets it done... if you mean the exact opposite of that
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Auto recalls to remain high in 2015. NHTSA to keep GM in the #1 position on their speed dial list
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In their continuing temper tantrum, Tea Party threatens to vote to vacate the Speaker's position, leaving Boehner just flopping in the wind
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists observe temperatures warming in response to increased carbon dioxide but, of course, no one even cares anymore. At least no one in a position to do something about it, sadly
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sears loses $159 million in the 4Q, but CEO sees hope in the smaller declines. Which is like the Cubs manager praising the team for only losing a game by 5 runs
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British bookmakers losing a fortune this year as gamblers prove better at figuring sports odds than them
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Amputee army veteran doesn't let a little thing like losing a leg get in the way of rebuilding himself enough to be a winning body builder. Let this be an inspiration to us all
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
El Segundo, CA police are telling their residents that the suspicious looking man posing as a health inspector, is in a fact a health inspector... and not some con artist looking for his lost wallet the police originally warned their residents about
source: dailybreeze.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man suffers explosion in bathroom. Sadly not a euphemism
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Protip: When posing for a photo between two railroad tracks, make sure there are no trains coming. From both directions
source: kgw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
We live in an age when all manner of scientific knowledge--from climate change to vaccinations--faces furious opposition. Some even have doubts about the moon landing set
source: ngm.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(882)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Air Force student pilot safely lands F-16 jet despite losing half a wing in mid-air collision with instructor during mock dogfight. That he lost
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
When posing with your pussy is really more of a cry for help
source: syracuse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
All nine former DEA leaders voice their opposition to Colorado's pot laws, add their support to lawsuit from neighboring states asking Supreme Court to strike down the laws. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians absolutely losing their minds as Rome school lunch menus include fish and chips, goulash and other foreign dishes rather than traditional Italian food like you get at Olive Garden
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Pelosi traveling with lawmakers to Cuba, presumably to learn how to Salsa
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Arizona State University fans are using a horse mask to distract the opposing team's free-throw shooters. This has some people upset
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
New device allows you to save leftover wine without it losing flavor. In related news, some people have "leftover wine." Even typing that feels stupid
source: ottawacitizen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: FBI closing in on "killer KKK members." Fark: for attacks committed in 1946
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Tolo News)
 
 
 
The stupidest people ever born on this planet want to try to build a pipeline across Afghanistan and then fill it with high pressure explosive gas
source: tolonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The English Premier League's lucrative position as the world's best and most competitive league no longer holds true. The crown has finally been passed on, and to Spain's best division: La Liga"
source: barcablaugranes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The complete guide to choosing a yacht. Says one expert: "I don't like to overwhelm people with massive yachts right out of the box." Of course
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you share an apartment with a roommate of the opposite sex? The odds are pretty high that you'll be sharing more than just the rent
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Owners of the rooftop properties overlooking Wrigley Field are suing to prevent the erection of giant signs, as they will severely impact the ability to sell overpriced tickets to Cubs fans who crave cheap beer, bad food, and losing teams
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Huffington Post launches new "positive news" page, will be mostly blank and maybe feature a cute kitten or two
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell quits 'The View,' splits from her wife - this is not a repeat from, no, wait this is a repeat - it's happening again, it's all happening again
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Rand Paul to oppose Loretta Lynch's nomination to Attorney General because she won't commit to opposing the use of drones to attack liquor store robbers
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Surely you can't be serious: A juxtaposition of the movie Airplane and the movie it directly parodied 'Zero Hour'
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The Daily Banter)
 
 
 
As Dianetics does not contain a chapter on how film critics work, Church of Scientology demands equal time to respond to positive movie reviews of new HBO documentary
source: thedailybanter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fake "femmes fatales" aid hack of Syrian opposition's battle plans, give new meaning to booby-trapped images
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Camel Clutch Blog)
 
 
 
Anderson Silva tests positive for steroids
source: camelclutchblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Explosion at a mall in Perth, Australia kills 2 and injures 3. Early reports suggest a transformer exploded rather than terrorism but it is from CNN so who knows
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi thinks now is the perfect time for a gas tax hike. Prices will stay this low forever, right?
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the obligatory supercut of fan reactions to the game winning/losing interception (Warning: Not safe for work language and vertical video)
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(The Cornishman)
 
 
 
Old Cornwall pasty bakery gets £1.6million funding to rebrand and expand, exposing its pasties to more of England
source: cornishman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Massive fire razes Russian library and archives in Moscow, burning tens of millions of irreplaceable documents. On the positive side, this will save Putin a LOT of time later
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis open meeting on proposed police oversight board remains quite civil, right up until police began testifying in opposition. Police union official's attempt to restore order faltered despite his superpower Darren Wilson wristband
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In order to really feel the power of meditation one must last 200 years in the same position
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio's blizzard warning press conference fell about as flat as the snow storm itself. But, on a brighter note, his ASL interpreter guy scored big for closing with 'Jazz Hands' and a killer Shakata
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a blatant attempt to cause head explosions throughout the GOP, Michelle Obama angers Muslims by flouting Sharia law
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Exactly two years after he implored Republicans to "stop being the stupid party," Governor Jindal began his road to losing in the primaries by speaking to a hate group
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(266)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Missionaries position themselves inside gay bar
source: thelocal.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After more than 20 years, worldwide consumer opinion of lithium-ion batteries still ranges from positive to negative
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And they're off. Two dozen Republican politicians descend on Iowa, hoping to best each other to the coveted position of coming in second on November 8, 2016
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Sad: you and 17,600 Target Canada employees are losing your jobs. Spiffy: you're splitting $56 million in severance pay. Sick: the ex-CEO who killed the company is getting $61 million in severance pay himself
source: addictinginfo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
57 million times. Is that a) the amount of times Orly Taitz has filed suit to remove Kenyan Obama b) the amount of false positive STD tests for Lindsay Lohan or c) the amount of times Dish Network violated the Do Not Call Registry
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Congress votes to use only authentic Chinese melamine in the inevitable Keystone XL explosion fragments
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
After losing a heated bidding war to a non-celebrity, Jay-Z and Beyonce say they are no longer moving to Los Angeles because it would be too embarrassing
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Knicks finally break their 16-game losing streak with a 99-92 win over the Pelicans. This means Clyde Frazier has to call the rest of this season's games wearing a plain navy-blue business suit from JCPenney
source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't remember stuff? New research says it's as easy as just closing your eyes
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
High School basketball coach suspended for winning game 161-2, not handing out participation ribbons to the losing team as he dried their tears and took them for ice cream sundaes
source: yahoo.thepostgame.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"SpaceX's rocket landing test was a big success, despite the fiery explosion"
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Harry Reid may be absent, but is still very much in charge, still wears the pants, still holds a dominant position in a Democrat hierarchy, the Big Man on Campus, the BDSM
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Kiddie porn aficionado who propositioned two girls at a lemonade stand has been sentenced. They thought he was creepy enough that they saved the cup he used and turned it over to cops for DNA testing
source: newson6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's Approval rating has jumped 5 points in the last month as apparently being in a position to not have to give a fark has freed him up enough to do the things people were hoping he'd do all along
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Living proof that one need not have a brain to outsmart the opposition." No, this does not belong in the Politics tab
source: in.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's will continue closing mall stores until morale improves
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the current pace of planes going missing, CNN to start losing aircraft of their own
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis Rams fans are now resigned to losing their team. Even worse, Tennessee Titans fans are resigned to having to keep theirs
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man arrested for posing with a group of election campaigners while wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt. Fark politics tab evacuated
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Russia Beyond The Headlines)
 
 
 
"What is missing in science today is the pure curiosity-driven research and vision that has been behind all great discoveries and inventions"
source: rbth.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening family after losing board game. YAHTZEE
source: inforum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
source: ibnlive.in.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Designer uses 3D printer to make the most awesome prosthetic limbs you can imagine. Seriously: they make you think, "Hey, losing a leg might be cool"
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
I am all for blowing up this place and closing down pretty much the entire federal government except for our military. All for giving hardworking taxpayers their money back
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UFC champ Jon Jones to enter drug treatment after testing positive for cocaine
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Want a misdiagnosis? There's an app for that
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Amar'e Stoudemire on the New York Knicks' 11 game losing streak: "It's beyond my imagination at this point, I never thought I'd see this. This is definitely kind of mind-boggling"
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bronx hipsters proclaim subway OVER, are now into old-timey railroads open to members of the public who own personal railcars, such as culinary adventurer Baron Ambrosia
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say all you want about third-string quarterbacks vs teams who "won" their division with a losing record. It's still playoff football (and the losing-record team is favored by 6.5 points). Cardinals vs Panthers, 4:20 pm ET, ESPN
source: q.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1516)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Walker faces increasing opposition from within his own party. They want to do all the same nutty stuff he wants to do after he runs for president. They just want to do it right now
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Note to prosecutors: If you quote "Dixie" in your closing arguments for a case against a black man, the judge may throw out the conviction
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Equality regardless of race, creed, gender, sexual preference, football position, national orig...wait...what?
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
RadioShack: What do you mean that closing our stores is as expensive as keeping them open?
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
You know you haven't really applied yourself in life when cops bust you after positively identifying a roll of toilet paper
source: onlineathens.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Remember all the jokes about the Philadelphia 76ers losing game after game to start the season? Well they now see the NY Knicks in their rear view mirror
source: nba.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
School bans "I Can't Breathe" t-shirts, even if they are worn by opposing teams at a basketball tournament, as one high school learned after being banned from the building. "Anarchy is not welcome in public schools"
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 

Displayed 148 of about 523 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report