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168 headlines found matching 'Osi'
Sat January 31, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Cornishman)
 
 
 
Old Cornwall pasty bakery gets £1.6million funding to rebrand and expand, exposing its pasties to more of England
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(4)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Massive fire razes Russian library and archives in Moscow, burning tens of millions of irreplaceable documents. On the positive side, this will save Putin a LOT of time later
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St Louis open meeting on proposed police oversight board remains quite civil, right up until police began testifying in opposition. Police union official's attempt to restore order faltered despite his superpower Darren Wilson wristband
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In order to really feel the power of meditation one must last 200 years in the same position
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(22)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio's blizzard warning press conference fell about as flat as the snow storm itself. But, on a brighter note, his ASL interpreter guy scored big for closing with 'Jazz Hands' and a killer Shakata
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a blatant attempt to cause head explosions throughout the GOP, Michelle Obama angers Muslims by flouting Sharia law
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(85)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Exactly two years after he implored Republicans to "stop being the stupid party," Governor Jindal began his road to losing in the primaries by speaking to a hate group
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Mon January 26, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Missionaries position themselves inside gay bar
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(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After more than 20 years, worldwide consumer opinion of lithium-ion batteries still ranges from positive to negative
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(11)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And they're off. Two dozen Republican politicians descend on Iowa, hoping to best each other to the coveted position of coming in second on November 8, 2016
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(120)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Sad: you and 17,600 Target Canada employees are losing your jobs. Spiffy: you're splitting $56 million in severance pay. Sick: the ex-CEO who killed the company is getting $61 million in severance pay himself
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
57 million times. Is that a) the amount of times Orly Taitz has filed suit to remove Kenyan Obama b) the amount of false positive STD tests for Lindsay Lohan or c) the amount of times Dish Network violated the Do Not Call Registry
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Wed January 21, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Congress votes to use only authentic Chinese melamine in the inevitable Keystone XL explosion fragments
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(97)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
After losing a heated bidding war to a non-celebrity, Jay-Z and Beyonce say they are no longer moving to Los Angeles because it would be too embarrassing
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Knicks finally break their 16-game losing streak with a 99-92 win over the Pelicans. This means Clyde Frazier has to call the rest of this season's games wearing a plain navy-blue business suit from JCPenney
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(8)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't remember stuff? New research says it's as easy as just closing your eyes
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(10)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
High School basketball coach suspended for winning game 161-2, not handing out participation ribbons to the losing team as he dried their tears and took them for ice cream sundaes
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(133)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"SpaceX's rocket landing test was a big success, despite the fiery explosion"
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(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Harry Reid may be absent, but is still very much in charge, still wears the pants, still holds a dominant position in a Democrat hierarchy, the Big Man on Campus, the BDSM
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(12)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Kiddie porn aficionado who propositioned two girls at a lemonade stand has been sentenced. They thought he was creepy enough that they saved the cup he used and turned it over to cops for DNA testing
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Wed January 14, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's Approval rating has jumped 5 points in the last month as apparently being in a position to not have to give a fark has freed him up enough to do the things people were hoping he'd do all along
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(188)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Living proof that one need not have a brain to outsmart the opposition." No, this does not belong in the Politics tab
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(9)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's will continue closing mall stores until morale improves
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the current pace of planes going missing, CNN to start losing aircraft of their own
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(25)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis Rams fans are now resigned to losing their team. Even worse, Tennessee Titans fans are resigned to having to keep theirs
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Sun January 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man arrested for posing with a group of election campaigners while wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt. Fark politics tab evacuated
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(28)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Russia Beyond The Headlines)
 
 
 
"What is missing in science today is the pure curiosity-driven research and vision that has been behind all great discoveries and inventions"
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(51)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening family after losing board game. YAHTZEE
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(54)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
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(45)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Designer uses 3D printer to make the most awesome prosthetic limbs you can imagine. Seriously: they make you think, "Hey, losing a leg might be cool"
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(49)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
I am all for blowing up this place and closing down pretty much the entire federal government except for our military. All for giving hardworking taxpayers their money back
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(101)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UFC champ Jon Jones to enter drug treatment after testing positive for cocaine
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(78)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Want a misdiagnosis? There's an app for that
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Amar'e Stoudemire on the New York Knicks' 11 game losing streak: "It's beyond my imagination at this point, I never thought I'd see this. This is definitely kind of mind-boggling"
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(21)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bronx hipsters proclaim subway OVER, are now into old-timey railroads open to members of the public who own personal railcars, such as culinary adventurer Baron Ambrosia
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Sat January 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say all you want about third-string quarterbacks vs teams who "won" their division with a losing record. It's still playoff football (and the losing-record team is favored by 6.5 points). Cardinals vs Panthers, 4:20 pm ET, ESPN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Walker faces increasing opposition from within his own party. They want to do all the same nutty stuff he wants to do after he runs for president. They just want to do it right now
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(92)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Note to prosecutors: If you quote "Dixie" in your closing arguments for a case against a black man, the judge may throw out the conviction
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Wed December 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Equality regardless of race, creed, gender, sexual preference, football position, national orig...wait...what?
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(19)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
RadioShack: What do you mean that closing our stores is as expensive as keeping them open?
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(57)
 
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
You know you haven't really applied yourself in life when cops bust you after positively identifying a roll of toilet paper
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(28)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Remember all the jokes about the Philadelphia 76ers losing game after game to start the season? Well they now see the NY Knicks in their rear view mirror
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(22)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
School bans "I Can't Breathe" t-shirts, even if they are worn by opposing teams at a basketball tournament, as one high school learned after being banned from the building. "Anarchy is not welcome in public schools"
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Sat December 27, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coming up at 11, an explosive story .... How not to demolish a building
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(31)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Charges include attempted murder, possessing explosives, and keeping a rabbit
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(44)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The Man, The Myth, The Legend," were among the applicants for the Wisconsin Badgers football position. He claimed being "ridiculously good" at NCAA football for XBOX 360 qualified him to be the head man in Madison
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(29)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Two painted chow chow dogs posing as pandas have been seized from a circus, after tricking children into handing over cash
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(24)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If anything could sum up the awfulness that was the Minnesota Vikings' 2014 season, it was losing against the Dolphins in the last minute because of a blocked punt in the end zone
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(43)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Look, this latest study shows that cell phones absolutely, positively do NOT cause cancer. We think"
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(25)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now that they are losing battles, ISIS's eager jihad volunteers ain't so eager, and they have taken to shooting them to keep them from deserting
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(119)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The news: Cleveland police officer fired after losing gun and badge in bar fight. The Fark: Police union gets him reinstated by citing way worse things others on the force have done
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(52)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A powerful advocacy video aims to illustrate the plight of Syria's 1.5 million refugee children by posing the rhetorical question: What if Manhattan were Syria?"
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(11)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Losing weight? Good. Except you emit CO2. Bad. But you get to live longer. Good. In a world devastated by the global warming you caused. Bad
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(84)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sea World makes a positive step towards rehabilitating its public image by firing its mimes
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Is Obama destroying Russia's economy?" I know the rule regarding questions in headlines but I think Politico asking it inverts the answer to a positive. Known as the "Inverse Transitive Property of Dumbassery"
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(62)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two brothers on opposite sides of the political spectrum arguing on C-Span take a call: "Oh God, it's Mom"
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(54)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
The sun failed to come up this morning and the world has been plunged into six days of darkness. Oh no wait - the opposite of that
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(64)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Belarus: Opposition group seeks to 'recruit Gandalf'
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(14)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Country musician John Rich is upset at Marvel Live because his 3- and 4-year-old sons began crying shortly after the show started because they were "scared by all the loud explosions and aggressive audio"
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(40)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Friday "Crosby tested negative for mumps and is skating with the team." Sunday "Crosby tested positive and has a day left of being contagious." Reporters "what about the teammates he's exposed?" Pens *crickets*
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
IRS considers returning $33k seized from woman who acted like a terrorist drug dealer by making bank deposits of less than $10k. IRS insists if the $22k is returned, she's still not declared innocent. Also, legal costs to be deducted from the $11k
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(72)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Losing 50 lbs isn't really newsworthy, unless it's your wiener that loses the weight
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(30)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Poultry farmer facing retaliation for exposing the secrets of "Big Poultry." It's almost as if that entire industry was afraid of their secrets being released...if only there were some sort of avian synonym we could use to describe them
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(81)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Curiosity rover spots a 20-inch-tall black guy getting all worked up over patent infringement
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I see your Dick Cheney: "[The Torture Report] is full of crap" and raise you Peter King "It's just people being made to stand in awkward positions"
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(162)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Pro-life Republican attacks pro-life Republican proposing pro-life bill: "I don't know why Rep. Lynch would want to kill babies"
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(43)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
"Are much lower oil prices good news for the U.S. economy? Only if you like collapsing capital expenditures, rising unemployment and a potential financial implosion on Wall Street"
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(67)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not content with losing its first head coach choice to the Raiders, Michigan now set on losing its second choice to Duke
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi isn't interested in picking her successor, but she is interested in keeping hidden away the full-length portrait in oil that is responsible for keeping her young and beautiful
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(64)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For many fantasy leagues, the playoffs kicked off the week. Are you positioned for a run at the title, or do you need some assistance from the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™? This week's breakdowns to the left, opinion and advice to the right
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(64)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
One of the biggest sports upsets in memory. 293rd ranked NJ Institute of Technology defeats 17th ranked Michigan. NJIT's previous claim to fame- losing 51 games in a row
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Good: Team blocks game winning field goal attempt. Bad: As team celebrates "winning the game," opposing team realizes the ball was still live. Fark: Scores a game winning TD to go to the State Finals
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(20)
 
(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts joins the rest of America and allows gas nozzles to latch in the on position
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(89)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: Reports say the White House is contemplating imposing sanctions on a Middle Eastern country until they improve their human rights record and stop ignoring UN resolutions. Holy Screaming FARK: Israel
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(257)
 
(FastCo Labs)
 
 
 
The first thing to be made on the 3D printer on the International Space Station will be a buckle. A buckle. Not a space blaster photon gun or something more interesting. You're losing us, NASA
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(57)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia 76ers are so bad, they screwed up losing a game to the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight
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(18)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Well it seems like there is a such thing as explosive firewood
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(37)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently Rosie O'Donnell is extremely rude and impossible to deal with on The View. I know, I know - I can't believe it either
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(97)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Paul Stanley positively catty over his presumed interpretation of Macy's and NBC's handling of KISS's performance at the Thanksgiving Parade. "They didn't even show the entire song on TV and kept focusing on Gene"
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(93)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People across the UK from London to Glasgow, fear not about the loud explosions going off everywhere, merely backyard fireworks. Nothing to do with super secret drones or Russian airships causing sonic booms ... or aliens
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(22)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own 100 acres of land? Have $250,000 burning a hole in your pocket? Willing to die walking around the property where former owners left explosive booby traps hidden in the grounds? Then this may be for you
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(102)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dropping a Gavrilo Princip reference to a GM daughter's tweet on a football team's implosion probably only makes sense for 49ers fans
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(11)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research finds that babies filter out negative memories and remember the positive ones. Which means Alec Baldwin's kids should have their first memories sometime after reaching 17
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(7)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this posing duet
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trials for an Ebola vaccine are "positive"
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(19)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Two men in hospital after hash oil explosion in gas station bathroom. On the bright side, the restroom is now cleaner than it's been in years
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(39)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Sears and Kmart closing list now reaches 109 stores. 8,000 employees to get permanent layaway
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(37)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Losing your home to a small debt is not just for HOA members any more
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(52)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Dallas be able to remain unbeaten on the road, will the Giants have to settle for playing spoiler and trying to snap a five-game losing streak and can Tom Coughlin keep his job. It's your SNF thread on NBC at 8:25 ET
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(1300)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It all comes down to the Mercedes drivers, will it be Hamilton or Rosberg? Will this be the last race for any other teams after already losing Caterham and Marussia? This is your Formula 1 Abu Dahbi Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 8am EST
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(173)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing a bet over the Northwestern/Notre Dame game to Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic takes a picture of himself mimicking Kim Kardashian's butt photo. Not Safe For...anyone, actually
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(20)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The most bizarre police suspect composites you're likely to see today
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(41)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When 90 pounds of marijuana positively has to be there overnight, you may first want to verify the delivery address
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hell-raising Spanish duchess who held more royal titles than anybody on earth dies at 88; Earl of Cloves, Sir Osis of the Liver and Sir Loin of Beef ruled out as causes of death
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(45)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
French soccer club accused of bribery involving cases of wine delivered at halftime to the opposing team
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(4)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Paraglider almost shot out of the sky by barrel full of explosives. Guess where?
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(9)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz doubles down on net neutrality opposition, argues government regulation will stop internet service providers from innovating new ways to reach into your bank account and steal your money
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(130)
 
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft passes Exxon to become world's second most-valuable company; everyone still losing to Apple
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(18)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Week 11 is a make-or-break week for many fantasy leagues, as the bubble teams battle to position themselves for the playoffs. Is your team on the bubble? Do you need some help? The Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ are here for you
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(65)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi on comments made by Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber, "I don't know who he is. He didn't help write our bill." Let's go to the tape
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(250)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Sacramento Kings squandering a 26-point lead. Worse: Losing with a lapse of defense on a buzzer beater with 0.3 seconds remaining
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(8)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New study says if you have trouble swallowing pills you're probably doing it wrong. Especially if it's a suppository
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Dems: Warren got a made-up leadership position? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? STOP MAKING WARREN A THING
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(60)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
When you absolutely positively just have to tweet that pic of your airline meal
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(29)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Explosive experiments that should never be tried in microwave, and if you do, keep the shirt
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(14)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Shockingly, billionaire's plan to revive Sears with a business plan lifted from an Ayn Rand Novel is a failure, but he'll still make money selling off the bones of the company and taking positions that will profit when Sears goes bankrupt
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(114)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones are taking on the world's entertainment insurers over cancelled show payouts and so far, the insurance companies are losing
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(15)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Creators of comic book movies have adopted San Francisco and Golden Gate Bridge as their setting of choice, particularly for beautiful set pieces with lots of fighting and asplosions
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(30)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Today's excuse for Wendy Davis losing so badly: Ebola
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(65)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sure it sounds like subby is taking the missionary position on this subject, but someone has to talk about sex and the modern evangelical
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four-year-old triggers a hotel implosion. Some parents should really learn how to control their kids
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(40)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The SEC is so good, Auburn only drops to No. 9 after losing to Texas A&M. Alabama moves up to No. 3 in their place. Even the coaches have SEC bias
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(87)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
It's a great day for both research and alcohol - now that hepatitis C has been cured, liver scientists are turning their attention to stopping or reversing cirrhosis
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(16)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Very first website ever is now available again. Come see what life was like before popups, auto-play videos, and one weird trick some mom discovered for losing weight
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(26)
 
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's the beginning of the stretch run with just four weeks left to make an impact or fall flat in the standings. Are you positioned to make a run? Let the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ help you to the top
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(57)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Top aide to Senate candidate passes out drunk at the wheel - twice - in the closing weeks of the campaign. Very nice of the state's largest newspaper to sit on that story until after the election
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Plaintiff is ... not black, gay, Christian or HIV positive and was unaware that defendant was creating websites that focused on such traits that would include his profile, thus indicating that he was all of these things and more"
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(79)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"Alaskans should not be fooled: The explosive incidents, the oafish behavior are going to continue. This is the real Don Young, and Alaska, you just re-elected him"
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(11)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Life expectancy for Australian men rises above 80 for first time in early indication that nature in Australia is gradually losing
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(16)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
As Elizabeth Warren moves her office to the Senate broom closet and jockeys for a position on the federal lunch tray oversight subcommittee, her supporters say she was the real winner Tuesday
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(332)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wildlife official kills moose for being too friendly, posing for photographs
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(81)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
McDonald's is losing the burger wars to Burger King
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(81)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida voters reject medical marijuana because fark people with chronic pain, glaucoma, epileptic seizures, Dravet's Syndrome, anxiety, cancer, multiple sclerosis, lupus, inflammatory bowel diseases, Parkinson's disease, arthritis
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(103)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
THIS is how to troll an opposing team's fans
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(74)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man's drug test urine sample comes back negative for drugs, positive for pregnancy, fraud
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(45)
 
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Well the company you work for may not give you your job back because you quit after being harassed for posing for Playgirl
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(28)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
President tells his Democratic base not to worry about losing badly tomorrow in the midterms, he's got this covered. Party runs away flailing their hands in the air
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(202)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The best pizza in every state in America. Author surely trying to implode Fark by not choosing a casserole for Illinois
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(156)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lobbyist secretly recorded telling oil and gas execs to fight climate change-inspired regulations by presenting the facts and science that supports their position. Just kidding, he tells them to dig up dirt on the private lives of "green" activists
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(93)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Historic Red Fox lounge closing its doors as owners claim it's the big one, Elizabeth
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(28)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Legendary prog rocker Keith Emerson turns 70 today. Here's the classic ELP composition Karn Evil 9
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(22)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How Earth like is Titan? It has shimmering seas with a chemical composition identical to the Gulf of Mexico
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
College student makes four consecutive shots, wins $10,000, offered starting position with the Heat
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(27)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta business owners would really appreciate it if MARTA would reopen their restrooms, because they're getting tired of people peeing on their showroom floors and overdosing in their restrooms
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(57)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
NASA Antares ORB3 rocket assembly and rollout to the launch pad, five days before fatal explosion
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(27)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you were losing sleep over whether Kris or Bruce gets to keep the multi-million dollar pile of bricks, we now have an answer
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(14)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Tesco, still in charge of Fukushima, would like to continue removing the explosive spent fuel rods but is going to try to freeze the ground first
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(46)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada once helped save WKRP in Cincinnati from cancellation. That almost makes up for them loosing Celine Dion on us
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(55)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
CAN Seattle break their losing streak in Carolina? WILL the Eagles or Cardinals rule the skies in Arizona? WHO THE FARK booked Lions/Falcons for 9:30 in the MORNING? THIS is YOUR Week 8 NFL Discussion Thread (U.S. games kickoff @ 1 pm ET on CBS, FOX)
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(3591)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Percy Harvin neither confirms nor denies animosity toward Russell Wilson. Will admit to enjoying the occasional pizza bagel. Damn those can be tasty late at night
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(29)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass bald baby hedgehog to spend Christmas indoors after losing all his spikes: "He is very different than what you would normally expect from a hedgehog, he looks almost prehistoric"
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(34)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre raves over The Austin Davis Era, compares him positively to Tom Brady, Kurt Warner, and Crocs
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(9)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Amusing: Premier League team's official account tweets insult of opposing player. Absolutely Hilarious: that player then scores against them a couple minutes later
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(12)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite billions of taxpayer dollars, NASA was scooped by a guy with a dinky video telescope on a mountain in the Canary Islands, who caught an explosion on Mars as Comet Siding Spring passed by. Thanks, Kennedy
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(77)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham has written what she calls an "erotic novel" but is, in fact, the exact opposite of both terms
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(32)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Heritage Daily)
 
 
 
Egyptian mummy remains refute antiquity of ankylosing spond-dum-dilly-litis
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Check out this 13th century mural depicting a penis tree (which had to be cleaned due to thick deposits that encrusted the work)
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(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pilot continues to fly passenger jet dangerously low on fuel for fear of losing his job
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(89)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama appoints an Ebola Czar, choosing a highly-esteemed medical professional specializing in the containment of contagious diseases. Just kidding, he's a lawyer
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(186)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's start diagnosing our children with a new social media-inspired "disorder" called FOMO. YOLO
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biden discharged from duty after testing positive for cocaine use
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(89)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching your neighbor for signs of Ebola, astronauts restored power to the International Space Station, preventing it from spiralling into the sun and causing an explosion that would have destroyed Earth
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(13)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Presby, responsible for a misdiagnosis and the infection of two nurses, is a stellar hospital
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, taunting an opposing high school soccer player with racism and Ebola taunts is a...red card? For the taunted player?
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(25)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When you rob women of their cell phones you might want to make sure that you don't take any pictures before checking to see if they are automatically uploaded to the owner's account. Especially posing with the weapons you used in the robbery
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(31)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Columnist believes Columbus Day should be rebooted, perhaps with more explosions, lens flare, and maybe a Gungan or two
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(96)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man with an explosive device inside his leg taken to three hospitals before one would take him, then made to wait inside ambulance. No, not a terrorist, just a "older" man who had been tinkering with the device when it became lodged inside his leg
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(34)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(7 Deadly)
 
Video
 
Couple tries Cosmo's impossible sex positions in the middle of NYC
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(23)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Some genius put together a composite of nine different timelapse sequences of Earth taken from the International Space Station and, just, wow
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(12)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman injured in Glasgow hit-and-run. Glasgow police urge people to focus on the positive. For example, no one stole her shoes
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(12)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Opposing congressional candidates accidentally show up to address the same group at the same time and end up having a collegial debate. No, this isn't a new comedy directed by Richard Curtis
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(41)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not just commercial airliners vanishing into thin air in southeast Asia, now they're losing oil tankers too
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(19)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Terminally ill woman on why she is choosing to end her life on her terms. Even the Sad tag needs a box of tissues for this one
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(249)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man exposing himself takes swing at cop, trips over pants
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(20)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Publix puts an immediate stop to extreme couponing after realizing they're losing money
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(68)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Soccer commentator fired from Shanghai TV for referring to opposition players as "northern Jiangsu dogs," a well-known regional slur. Howard Cosell unavailable for comment
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(16)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against lying, pot-smoking, illicit maker and seller of semiautomatic rifles, and well-known open-carry advocate (see I said advocate, not nut. Not nutty nut nutcake. Nosireebob, there'll never be a problem with this guy, oh no)
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(37)
 

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