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247 headlines found matching 'Osi'
Tue July 26, 2016
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
As Republicans keep telling us, good politicians are in danger of losing office due to voter fraud. Just look at Charles Jeter, Republican member of the North Carolina House, who resigned after it was found he voted in two different states. Oops
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi says delegates booing Hillary is no big deal, it's just like the '80 and '84 conventions... when Dems went on to get slaughtered
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is not allowed to throw women in prison for choosing to have an abortion
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radio host says that because Donald Trump allowed Sajid Tarar of American Muslims for Trump to deliver a closing prayer on the second day of the convention, Trump let a "Demon-God" into the GOP
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
...and now we reach the part of our sideshow where Ann Coulter calls Ted Cruz a "little biatch who can't get over losing"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your textbook: Lichens are a symbiosis of algae and fungus. Latest research: Genome sequencing reveals that a third organism is in the mix that everyone had previously missed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA has given the Curiosity Rover the autonomy to choose its own laser targets. The next image sent back was simply the word "SOON" burned into the Martian landscape
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Ted Cruz is a dumb son of a biatch." Is he? Or did he just position himself for 2020?
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not without a fight: Stubborn warship used for a sinking exercise takes 12-hours to sink despite being hit with over 5,000 pounds of explosives. They don't make them like that anymore
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Glass Explosion at 343,000FPS
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Baio, appearing live on TV with MSNBC's Tamron Hall, speaks warmly about composing his RNC speech while sitting in church on Sunday. Hall: "Did you post the Hillary C*NT picture to your Twitter feed in church on Sunday?"
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Subby may be pretty liberal, but the argument for staying in the GOP to boot out the crazies is convincing. What principled opposition looks like: "rebellions and populist protests are not my cup of tea", but "parties are about ideas and platforms"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes' career over after being screwed by blonde, which is pretty much the opposite of how it started
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Sat July 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich is once again saying that the media is fabricating his positions by repeating exactly what he said in context
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're planning on building a tiny house, plan on your neighbors losing their farking MINDS over their property values: "I didn't buy my house nine years ago to look at a shoebox. Is this even a house, given how small it is?" (pics)
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Israeli military asks soldiers to stop giving away their positions with Pokemon Go
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders won by losing, but it's still a loss. A loss he won
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
10 predictions about the future. Can even ONE of these lists be positive?
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple explosions, fires reported to be sprouting in Brussels
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Irish economists baffled by 26 percent explosion in national GDP during 2015, wonder who could possibly have drunk THAT much Guinness. "There are so many transactions going on that nobody understands"
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Chris Berman shoehorned a reference to Muhammad Ali's death into the closing seconds of the Home Run Derby
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Still no fracking ban, no denouncing Israeli "occupation" of Palestine, or opposition to the TPP, but thanks in part to BernieBros, the Dems just settled on their "most Left-Wing platform in history"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Three years later, someone else charged for crimes relating to Steubenville, Ohio football rape case. His crime was exposing the evidence that incriminated the rapists
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
The previews of the estrogen-charged reboot of Ghostbusters are failing miserably with the critics if you consider "failing" to be about 75% positive so far
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
UK real estate management industry bans investors from selling shares or closing their accounts for at least a month after Brexit so they don't trigger a multi-billion pound market meltdown. But it's cool: "Experts say there's no reason to panic"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(paNOW)
 
 
 
If you're carrying cocaine and meth in your luggage, it's probably not a good idea to threaten to use explosives to damage the place
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Fri July 08, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ways to end up in hell when you die: fake a cancer diagnosis to raise money for yourself
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Finally, months after his campaign was finished, the last holdout Bernie Sanders supporters--specifically whackjob environmentalists--are at last losing hope
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
NASA's Curiosity Mars rover takes a nap after futzing around Mount Sharp too long... no need to worry because it's just changing its 'hiking' shoes
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump is losing in the polls. News: He's losing the white, college educated demographic. Fark: Will be the first Republican to do so in 60 years
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
The Waldorf-Astoria hotel is closing in 2017. Statler inconsolable
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump" The greatest gift to House Democrats since that one time Nancy Pelosi brought in Playboy bunnies to discuss the dangers of global wankery or something, look, it was 1987 and I was very drunk during those years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Note to self: a trampoline is maybe not the best shield against rogue explosive things
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
4chan and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this internet a sh**ty nation, conceived in image macros and dedicated to the proposition that all memes are created terrible
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Implosions are so 2013. Hollywood has found a hot new way to destroy city skylines
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Sixers fans can watch this brilliant pass by Ben Simmons and almost convince themselves it was worth losing 17 billion games the last 3 years to get him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iowa's own Sarah Palin, Joni Ernst, was said to have a "positive meeting" with Donald Trump. No word on what shoes she wore
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, you saw some good fireworks, but did you watch an entire barge full of them go up at once? And then leap to the second barge full of explosives?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Gay, HIV-positive Syrian refugee could expect hatred and persecution in many countries. Meanwhile, in Canada
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jesse learns as he faces down Deblanc and Fiore, who want his powers. Tulip and Cassidy are nearly caught in a compromising position, all while Arseface sort of dithers about. It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to know how big the gas line explosion was in suburban Detroit? You could see it in Canada
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A week after losing the George Lucas museum to California, Chicago's Friends of the Park group stands firm on their belief parking is more important than Star Wars, Indiana Jones, American Graffiti, and tourism
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Norway model" cited by Brexit fans as example of how to handle not being in the EU. Positive: you get EU economic advantages plus opt-outs of EU trade regulations. Negative: you must still let in EU citizens as if you were in the EU
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Fear not Republicans and Democrats for your political animosity towards each other, once November has come and gone we'll all be one happy family again. *rolls eyes*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today on USA's "Making a Dictator" episode, Donald Trump says support him or be banned from running for future political positions
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"I helped start the Moral Majority. Trump is the opposite of what we wanted"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private school in Yorkshire fires teacher for posing in lingerie to raise money for injured soldiers, being British hot
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Giant helium deposit discovered in Tanzania. It holds 54 billion cubic feet of helium: Enough to supply 1.2 million MRI scanners, or to make everyone in Congress talk in a high-pitched voice for almost two days
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple explosions and gunfire reported at Ataturk Airport in Istanbul. Air traffic through Constantinople is unaffected at this time
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Mon June 27, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Team USA announces Olympic basketball roster and they have their first chance of losing since that awful 2004 year
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Texas Law Hawk is BACK, featuring explosions, bikini babes, jet skis, and midget cops on paddleboats
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: G-BOOM: iLounge award winning speaker. Reviews are highly positive about the sound quality. (Sponsored Link)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember Yoenis Cespedes making headlines during Spring Training for driving a different car to the field each day. Well, meet his polar opposite - NBA star Kawhi Leonard who, despite $90 million contract, drives a rehabbed '97 Chevy Tahoe
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Breaking down the explosive season six finale of Game of Thrones, which saw shocking twists, parental revelations, fan service, and a new ruler on the Iron Throne [Warning: SPOILERS]. Shame we have to wait nearly a year for the next episodes. Shame
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Sat June 25, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Wait, an NFL team can make a healthy profit without losing the soul of its stadium, alienating its fans and charging $73 for a beer?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump clarifies his position regarding which brown people are allowed to preside over what court cases, limiting his racism to cases that only affect him personally. Suck it, libs
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Buenos Aires zoo is closing after 140 years to give its animals a better life. 'Captivity is degrading'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"HP is recalling 41,000 batteries because of risk of fire and burns," Tom said positively
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Thu June 23, 2016
(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
In response to recent revelations exposing a thoroughly corrupt and racist Oakland police force, Mayor launches investigation against whistle blowers
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tyrion, Cersei, Jon, Jaime and Daenerys will deposit half a million per episode into the Iron Bank for the next two seasons
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Wed June 22, 2016
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
"Even the editors of Fark, the funny repository for 'It's not news, it's Fark' headlines and stories, selected this NPR drinking and sex story for its main page"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Marry, that 'marry' is the very theme I came to talk of. Tell me, young Farkers, how stands your disposition to be married?
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new way to use the most powerful explosions in the universe to calibrate its expansion has been developed
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
What to expect when you buy a home in a tax lien sale: feral cats, some cash hidden in the floors, a nice old painting in the attic, a decomposing body, an antique... what, back up a minute
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Sat June 18, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
Conservatives are going to have to build a better internet, because they're losing in the free marketplace of ideas on social media
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2012, Kansas and California took opposite actions on taxes. Let's see where they are today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How bad are Donald Trump's polling numbers? They're so bad, he's been reduced to tweeting about polls showing him not losing to Hillary Clinton as badly as in other polls
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Choosing Trump is such a brilliant decision that the GOP deserves an award
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Thu June 16, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
There are only six sex positions
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're an EMT in the drive thru at White Castle and dispatch gives you a call. What do you do? Hint: If you want to keep your job, the opposite of what these guys did
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest theory of why the EMDrive works: phase-inverted phantom photon generation or some other such treknobabble theory even Geordi wouldn't be comfortable proposing
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Did you just spill gasoline all over yourself and your car? Well, now's the time to enjoy the explosive taste of a Lucky Strike cigarette
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Wed June 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators in Montana take to the streets carrying signs opposing refugees, warning terrorists could infiltrate their communities. Since 2012, Montana has welcomed just 13 refugees from Cuba and Iraq
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the world has been scammed by NASA and the government again after the "fake" moon landing, this time holding back info that men are already on Mars and have been filmed repairing the Curiosity Rover
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The LA gay pride parade gun nut who was originally considered dangerous, then not, is back to dangerous again. $2M bail set after it's revealed that in addition to assault rifles and explosives, he also had a black hood, taser, and handcuffs
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Man attempts the Seinfeld Michigan bottle deposit scam. Attempts is the key word here
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian Treasurer dubs opposition's fiscal proposal "Zoolander Economics", compares it unfavorably to Taylor Swift liner notes. Post your diagram of the Harry Styles Curve to the right
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(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Leave it to the student section to properly troll an opposing pitcher
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The guy who loaded up on $160 LinkedIn calls just before the closing bell on Friday is either the luckiest options trader on the face of the earth, or he's got some explaining to do after he updates his profile
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Despite being portrayed as a lone gunman, the police are positive that the arrest of an accomplice is imminent
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Mon June 13, 2016
(FWI)
 
 
 
Irish cattle test positive for angel dust, a banned substance across the EU. Authorities recommend you avoid having Irish cattle babysit your children
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Things have been decomposing since the beginning of time, and it's remarkable how little we know about how things decompose and why they decompose"
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
NYC gets a re-branding, will be choosing slogans between "Yes, It Always Smells That Way", "Sharpton Uber Alles" and "Where Anything Is Possible (if you buy the right people)"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma governor: "Hey Kevin Durant, if you decide to stay with the Oklahoma City Thunder, I will offer you a cabinet position under me"
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Trump is not an aberration. He is an apotheosis
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
MS kills the only reason anyone was still considering an XBone. In other news, MS execs heard how Google is now making shareholders their top priority, and have decided to do the opposite
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Wed June 08, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Putting explosives in your pants is almost never a good idea. Ask this guy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Our presidential candidates come with a lot of unlikable baggage - scandals, fraud, lies and deceit - and it's our fault for choosing them
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Tue June 07, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"I will teach all children to play fair and do their best. I will positively support all managers, coaches and players. I will respect the decisions of the umpires." Learn it, know it, live it... Mayor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's almost all over but the crying, and there's going to be a hell of a lot tonight as Drumpf is crowned and Hillary smashes the hopes and dreams of Bernie supporters in the California and New Jersey presidential primaries. Polls start closing at 8 PM ET
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NYTimes: Look at how progressive Toronto is creating women only swimming hours for Muslim women. NYTimes: Look at how evil NYC is for creating women only hours for Orthodox Women for 20 years. It's imposing theocracy or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Average woman spends 17 minutes every day deciding what to wear, or approximately the amount of time guys spend choosing their clothes every year
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Mon June 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kenyan police announce they will murder opposition members who take part in a planned protest Monday and that since they announced this ahead of time, it's not their fault if they murder them
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Astronomer wraps his whole body in tinfoil to shield himself from the "second" sun, then rises with the first sun and goes full KOOK by exposing NASA's coverup... or something
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Presented in garish 3D so vivid that viewers can practically feel the movie losing money in real time, "Warcraft" unfolds as though a Dungeon Master were narrating a very expensive episode of "Drunk History"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bad guy with gun was stopped by good guy closing a door
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Americans love their National Parks. Except when it comes to proposing the creation of a new one. Then they hate the idea
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Fri June 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres executive chairman says his team is a "miserable failure." If only he was in a position where he could actually make some trades to improve the team
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders would be President if elections in the U.S. were free and fair, says Nicolas Madura, who became President of Venezuela through voter intimidation, vote fraud and banning opposition candidates from running
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Mathematician spent her life studying flying snot to understand how sneezing works: "The videos reveal a violent explosion of saliva and mucus spewing out of the mouth in sheets that break up into droplets, all suspended in a turbulent cloud"
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres' Christian Bethancourt plays 4 positions, including pitching for the 1st time since he was 14. Still hits 96 Mph on the mound
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Explosive investigation finds that defective Takata air bags are still being installed in new cars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"And Brexit? Your position?" Wolff asked the billionaire. "Huh?" Trump responded. "Brexit," Wolff reiterated. "Hmm," the real estate tycoon said
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC radio soap actor Alan Devereux, who played publican Sid Perks on "The Archers" for 47 years opposite three actresses who played his three wives and who starred in possibly most infamous shower scene since Psycho, is dead. Or is he?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The reporter that NPR hired in response to criticism that the network was too white posits that "Taylor Swift not having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen" leaves her open to being liked by white supremacists
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On opposite day, a police officer is convicted of a crime and sentenced to 4 years for shooting an unarmed black man
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Public urged to stay away from decomposing whale with "face eaten off"
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's new medical marijuana ordinances may lead to the closing of 150 marijuana dispensaries. In other news, Detroit has over 150 marijuana dispensaries
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Biggest motorcycle explosion into a fireball in the middle of a MotoGP race with NO ONE GETTING SERIOUSLY HURT that you will see this year
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Drunk superhero rescued from cliff face by firefighters: "He was 15-20 metres up. He was telling everyone he was Spiderman and giving it lots but he was very much in a position of quite big danger"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even "Fox New Sunday" host Chris Wallace is forced to call BS when Trump's campaign manager claims the polls show Trump ahead with female and Hispanic voters, since Trump is actually losing those demographics by 14 and 39 points respectively
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Sun May 29, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Twenty-two years after California passed Proposition 187, how has the GOP fared?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The opposing team's Manager of Baseball Operations in my broadcast booth? It's more likely than you think
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school reprimanded a 13-year-old girl for wearing an LGBT-positive T-shirt this week, deeming the message "distracting" and "disruptive." The Message: "Some people are gay. Get over it"
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Want to have a picnic in a park in San Francisco? That'll be a $200 deposit plus $260 rental. But hurry since it's already completely booked through July
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Distorting your sniper shot record? That's a best selling book and a box office hit. Also, makes losing that posthumous defamation lawsuit to Jesse Ventura clearer in retrospect
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It turns out the group fighting the legalizing of marijuana in Arizona is being supported by **dramatic pause** the alcohol industry. "I'll take money from anyone who supports our position"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary's disliked because people don't feel like they can have a beer with her. Didn't we try that method of choosing a president before?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A 5-year-old girl suffering from arthrogryposis challenges Alfonso Ribeiro to a dance-off and he obliges. Cue the dancing Carlton gifs (with video)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at the painstaking restoration that went into one of the world's oldest libraries, a repository of Islamic tomes in Morocco
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Really connected dog tests positive for meth and heroin
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massive terror alert at UK university after drunk student calls 999 posing as Jack Bauer and claiming he found two bombs
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
With Marques Bolden choosing Duke over Kentucky, Coach K is beating John Calipari at his own game
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are finding that they don't actually support any of Trump's positions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somebody posing as the team President acquired information regarding W-2 forms for the Milwaukee Bucks, so now they can see who was making the big bucks
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Thu May 19, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
While Helena is still out camping, Cosima teams up with Susan and Evie at Bright Born. Is Kendall in danger? Det. Art Bell & Felix experience an attack of the clone. Tonight, 10PM EDT it's Clone Club Time with Orphan Black on BBC America
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Lost behind Stephen Curry's offensive explosion was how confused Kevin Durant and Oklahoma City looked on the offensive end of the floor
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors avoided their first two game losing streak of the season by striking the Thunder with a Super Sonic boom. Western Conference Finals tied at 1
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Finally you envious minions can now find out what Donald Trump is really worth thanks to him finally disclosing his personal finanical income
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
31 athletes banned from the Olympics in Rio after samples from 2008 test positive for PEDs. Subby isn't sure if they are being punished or rewarded
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands Donald Trump the presidency
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits losing their minds over latest budget cuts to BBC. Not over the millions of pounds slashed from its news, current affairs or overseas bureaus but because its recipe page is being closed down
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How is Hillary Clinton winning when she keeps losing? *scans article* Huh. No mention of a deal with the devil. Go figure
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's own composite of Cruz, Rubio, and Trump, has reversed course on immigration, saying it's a huge plus to the economy and that migrants make an "amazing contribution" to the country
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manchester United cancels match against Bournemouth minutes before kickoff due to "credible security threat." 76,000 spectators evacuated from Old Trafford. Army bomb disposal squad on site conducting controlled explosions
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not only has Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore been suspended, now he's got drag queen Ambrosia Starling coming up right behind him
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Senior citizen loses possession of £400,000 empty house to squatter, and he now has to sell his apartment to pay his losing legal bills: "The law is an ass. It's like someone getting in your car then saying it's theirs because they're sitting in it"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Never Trump" voters reaffirm their opposition: "Trump taking over the GOP is like Germany invading and occupying France in World War II. Those who support him are collaborators or Vichy Republicans. The rest of us are free Republicans in exile"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama administration sends school districts helpful pamphlet titled "So, your state legislature is transphobic: how to avoid losing all of your federal funding"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Government tells partially paralyzed man with part of his head missing he is fit for work. Ironically, he's probably over-qualified for a government position
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Thu May 12, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's Orphan Black: Krystal is back and she's on a mission. Cosima meets her maker. Sarah and Ferdinand become best frenemies forever and we find out more about Adele. 10PM EDT on BBC America
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♫♪ Let your opposition to teh gays go, let it go. ♫
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Visible only through telescopes, the Crab Nebula - aka M1 - is all that remains of a cataclysmic supernova explosion that lit the daytime sky in A.D. 1054
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton's husband shuts down vulture fund after losing 90% of his investors' money
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ATF releases findings on 2013 West, Texas fertilizer plant explosion. To quote the Beastie Boys, "Listen all of y'all it's a sabotage"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Voters in West Virginia and Nebraska head to the polls; will both states submit to Trump, or will there be opposition? Will West Virginia select Sanders or Clinton? Polls close at 7:30. It's your Official Semi-Super Tuesday Primary Discussion Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason Trump can't pivot towards moderate positions is because he really is a yuge racist
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Mon May 09, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia oil minister replaced after 20 years. Losing that job is pretty big. That's like being the guy in Ireland who messes up the recipe for Guinness stout
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland A's backup catcher brought in to pitch in lopsided losing game, promptly strikes out Adam Jones. Orioles and A's teams both break out in laughter
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mister Softee truck jingle composer Les Waas is dead at 94. In a wasteland of repetitive covers of public domain songs, his original composition served as cool soundtrack for generations of ice cream fans
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Freedom-fighting Dildonian busted by FBI for possession of stolen fully-automatic .50 caliber freedom machine plus a cache of libertysplosives
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Rick Perry endorses Cancer for President. Would be willing to accept position as Cancer's running mate. Need an Oops tag
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The real reason Cruz and Kasich dropped out? It wasn't because they were losing so bad that they had abandoned all hope. It's a super secret conspiracy that they were gonna resurrect the party after the epic Trumpster fire that will be 2016
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Thu May 05, 2016
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
The Animosity Index -- election technology and why the Internet loves and hates Donald Trump. Bonus: How often people tweet "fark you" to each candidate
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Donald threatening to stop America being World Police has the rest of the world losing their collective minds
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
Sprint is still losing lots of money but is improving slowly. Which of course is the same thing they've said about the USPS since 1968
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing game 7 to the Raptors, the Indiana Pacers decide it would be best to also lose head coach Frank Vogel
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ponytailed A's fan outleaps another ponytailed A's fan for spectacular foul-ball snag. For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
28 years ago yesterday, a Las Vegas company's gamble did not pay off. The result was the largest domestic, non-nuclear explosion recorded in history
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Huge fireballs and explosions in Houston. Link goes to live feed. Watch stuff blow up during lunch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump clarifies his abortion position by giving a Palinesque-word-salad of an explanation
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
At least eight more weeks of scintillating Clinton Email scandal in the works; this time featuring depositions./
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Life on Mars, you can run but you cannot hide on the Martian surface ... because you will have a harder time hiding from NASA's new rover that will be replacing Curiosity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With no more important problems to solve, the United Nations takes aim at celebrities posing with monkeys on Instagram
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sanders to Clinton: Hoosier Daddy?
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Tue May 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana voters will decide Hoosier daddy, Cruz or Trump. Will Bobby Knight's endorsement help or hurt? Will Hillary be one step closer, or will Sanders usurp? It's your Indiana Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 6PM CT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi has a massive Puerto Rico problem
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fearing Netflix steamroller, Hulu may soon offer full cable and broadcast channel streaming to consumers for $40/mo, positioned as attractive alternative to their ad-riddled reruns of broadcast TV shows
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodgers celebrate the end of their losing streak by -- what else? -- doing the Running Man challenge. Six games without a win would make anyone happy to dance
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Selfie Taking 101: When posing with a pistol, do not confuse the button on your camera phone with the trigger on your gun
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Satanists reject Boehner's claims that Ted Cruz is Lucifer incarnate. Say, "comparing Ted Cruz to Satan, as besmirching the positive, heroic aspects of that character from Paradise Lost." In other words, Ted Cruz makes Satan look like Jesus
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Hollywood dives deep into video games for an idea: Shinobi. How is a ninja throwing stars at Ant-Man-sized rivals on ping-pong tables, fighting Batman, Spiderman and Godzilla, and doing explosive hara-kiri yet returning to life going to be explained?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The key to losing 250 lbs: "I just didn't eat anything I liked to eat"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rawlings unveils new catcher's gear for Atlantic League, featuring team-branded chest protectors, shin guards and colorful masks. "The idea was to visualize baseball catchers as goaltenders in hockey, arguably the coolest position in all of sports"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Paxton Lynch "was the one we wanted" says Broncos GM John Elway, who couldn't afford Kaepernick or Fitzpatrick and wasn't in position to draft Goff or Wentz
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump rally in Orange County offers a chance for peaceful discourse between two opposing sides... and by "peaceful discourse", I mean one squad car is totaled and bloody pro-Trump supporters are being peeled off the street
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
As positive reviews pour in for Captain America: Civil War, one review sums the movie up in one sentence. "I feel sorry for DC fans"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Clippers coach Doc Rivers said when losing his star players he would go running to his mama if he could
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you sometimes enter a room then realize you've completely forgotten why you went there in the first place? Not to panic. Science says you're not losing your mind
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Marijuana suppositories have no strings attached
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Lawn mower explosion? Lawn mower explosion
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The Donald seems to be losing his grip on his most ardent supporters
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(Paso Robles Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen discovers "e" stands for "explosive" when his e-cigarette blows up, knocking out teeth and putting a hole in his tongue. Never buy Acme brand e-cigs
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook is losing its intimacy. But if you get intimacy from Facebook you have bigger problems
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scienticians: We've studied our position on "the benefits of Mindfulness" and have changed our minds
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Sat April 23, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Suspect figures there's no money in just disposing of a murder weapon, so why not try to sell it openly on the street in broad daylight?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just 500 pounds of explosives have been stolen from a train somewhere between Chicago and Detroit
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hey Cincinnati - What's worse than losing 16-0 to the Cubs? How about losing 16-0 and getting NO hits?
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these low stress jobs ideal for Farkers. List fails without distillery Quality Control position
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever worked in an industry, a company or position which conflicted with your personal values? Subby worked in health insurance and is glad to be far away from that now
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Now that Conor McGregor has announced his retirement from the UFC the internet is already losing its mind and there is rampant speculation that ... wait, is that Vince McMahon holding a chair? Oh this is gonna be a good one folks
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: losing income due to caring for a newborn. GOP solution: create a new tax shelter
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"To what degree does the excess death rate in people with alcohol use disorder (AUD) happen because of a predisposition in the person who develops AUD compared with the effects of the AUD itself?" Or what comes first, 'hold my beer' or 'watch this'?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I believe within 10 years, a quadriplegic in an exoskeleton will be the fastest sprinter on Earth. In the 20 year window, I'm positive people will electively start taking out one eyeball and putting in a robotic eye to see germs and poison gases"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bill would end position of Illinois lieutenant governor. Hey it's a start
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Insider trading: it's okay when Pelosi's husband does it
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Ex-exec of Intuit and Apple and legendary Silicon Valley veteran Bill Campbell dies of cancer at 75: "a really decent man, with little ego and a well of generosity in an industry much in need of it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So Mr. Doe, I see you worked on a presidential campaign "Yes, Trump 2016" :-| I'm sorry, but the position is filled *buzzes for hounds*
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roaches, which have survived millions of years on Earth through floods, drought and nuclear war, laugh at your annoying little apartment explosion
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Mon April 18, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thrifty Hoosiers cut out the middle man and go straight to the #NeverTrump phase
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"What exactly does your company do?" "We are very successful and well-connected, and make a positive global impact" *throws smoke bomb*
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rajai Davis losing two separate fly balls in the sun in the same inning is made even better when called by Mets' Spanish-language announcers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Swimming great Grant Hackett is used to exposing his nipples as a swimmer, is accused of squeezing somebody else's on a plane
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
So which candidate gets (by far) the most negative press and the least positive press? Trump? Cruz? Sanders? Nope...sorry. Hint: the answer rhymes with "Pillory"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of Patrick Stewart posing as Negan
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
So everything you read about the Will Smith shooting: think the opposite, then think the opposite again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hosting the World Cup and the Olympics was supposed to let Brazil show the world that it was an emerging world power. Between the recession, the corruption, the Zika virus, toxic Rio water and impeaching their president; it's done the opposite
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Another study finds that same-sex parents are as good as opposite-sex ones. And still get mad at each other for leaving cap off toothpaste
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So everything you read about the Will Smith shooting think the opposite
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Two NC breweries creating 'Don't be Mean to People' beer in opposition of HB2
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Posing as a cop to get free unprotected sex from a hooker is no way to go throu....wait, cops get free unprotected sex from hookers?
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poltical strategist who began 2016 running an anti-Hillary opposition research shop before briefly crewing the SS Jeb Bush, weighs in on a Hillary Trump match-up "Hillary would beat him from jail, That's how unpopular he is"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently satisfied with losing in the first round of the playoffs, the Cincinnati Bengals have extended Marvin Lewis's contract to be their head coach for a while longer
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking tequila could cure your osteoporosis, or at least make you forget about it for a while
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Oilers Nation)
 
 
 
Since blogs about shiatty arenas closing are getting green lights today, here's one about the last Edmonton Oilers game at Rexall Place
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Canadian athlete becomes Rosie Ruiz of triathalon: "Doping is reprehensible, but cutting the course is worse, almost incomprehensible"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spark your curiosity. Lonely Swedes are standing by now waiting to bork with you. What are you waiting for? There's nothing to lose. I want to hear your voice
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
College takes the position "Missionary" is a boring mascot. Up for grabs whether it's replaced by Doggy Style or On the Kitchen Table
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers GM Sam Hinkie steps down from his position in a THIRTEEN page letter addressed to the team's ownership group
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen's hands violently secede from his body while he's attempting to mix an explosive commonly known as "the mother of Satan" because of its instability
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Oh yes we did (remind you that you should never order within 5 minutes of Domino's closing)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors are coming dangerously close to not winning 73 games. In fact, they are close to losing the Western conference lead to the Spurs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich people time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New studies conclude several millions years ago, a series of nearby supernovae explosions rained radioactive particles down on Earth, and might have kick-started a major climactic shift
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mattel's Fisher Price names new creative director. The position was recommended for adults age 45-52
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP Chairman Reince Priebus: "The party is choosing a nominee." Note the importance of leaving out any use of the word "voters" in that sentence, folks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
News: GOP risks losing southern state if Trump is the nominee. Fark: Mississippi
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Mon April 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan denies he would accept the GOP nomination for President just like he denied he would accept the position as Speaker of the House
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bad news: you test positive for prostate cancer. Good News: it's a false positive. Worse news: you find out after your prostate has been removed
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Concerned about losing state heritage, Wisconsin moves to preserve historic small hometown bowling alleys for future generations. "When I first met my wife, we bowled with her folks; that's how we got started"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania affirms dubious proposition that Ted Cruz is a human
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell vows to never marry again. We can all sleep a little easier tonight
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The CIA would like to assure everyone that the explosive they left on a Loudoun County school bus after it was used for a training session would not have exploded without a blasting cap so you don't have to ask about any of this
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man arrested after doing yoga on airplane. That's certainly an awkward position to find yourself in
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
When choosing between an NBA player and an R&B singer, sometimes you choose the sweet release of death
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Janice Dickinson reveals breast cancer diagnosis, new role as 'Deadpool Girl'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Libraries are closing because Google has made them as obsolete as a university degree
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
And this is why when it comes to a cancer diagnosis, you should ALWAYS seek a second opinion
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