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263 headlines found matching 'Osi'
Sun April 30, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smiley Farage is all frowns as his Trump connection appears tenuous at best. Apparently he was hoping to make some real money from his brown nosing
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Sat April 29, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK unites the rest of the EU as leaders agree their position for BREXIT talks in less than a minute
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Fri April 28, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Kids are losing their childhoods... You can see the stress on their faces as they get ready. It's like, you know, they're suiting up for battle"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If your son's not doing his homework what's the best way to motivate him? A) Positive reinforcement B) Threaten to ground him C) Use a stun gun on him
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Thu April 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire," police said
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Explosion at McDonald's in French town of Grenoble. Authorities unsure if terrorism related, or Monsieur Creosote finished his meal
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
School administration pulls out the stops for teacher who receives brain tumor diagnosis. No, this is Fark -- you know they fired her before her operation
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants. That'll do pigs, that'll do
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Curiosity rover has to roam around Mars with 20 backseat drivers. And you thought driving your grandfather to the store was a chore
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Active Shooter reported near Dallas book suppository building. This is not a repeat from 1963
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Sat April 22, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
United Airlines parent company announces publicly that United's CEO will not be given the role of company chairman as had been planned. Then again, he will also not be dragged kicking, screaming, and bloody from his current position as CEO
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"So, why'd you get fired from your CEO position?" "I was a bit of an asshat." "Oh, they're firing CEOs for that these days? That's new"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Revisiting Bill O'Reilly's novel about a newsman's revenge murder spree after losing a high-profile TV job
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day
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Thu April 20, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Slamming your girlfriend through a glass table, exposing yourself to her 13 year-old son, and stealing Medicaid funds for strippers is no way to run a retirement home, dad
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(SILive)
 
 
 
"After half a century in business, Doody's Home Center is closing. Another mom-and-pop operation going under. Another bit of the old Staten Island fading away". Heh...'Doody'
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(Some Harvard Business School)
 
 
 
Increasing the minimum wage by a dollar increases the likelihood of average-rated restaurants closing down or moving to other areas, and deters new ones from opening
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State, still bitter after losing to Central Michigan this season, will have '11-2' engraved on their Alamo Bowl championship rings
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
To the left, the NFL coaches are ranked. To the right, a calm and rational discussion debating Andy Reid's position as the 3rd best coach in the league
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
28 years ago today: 47 men lost their lives on the U.S.S. Iowa, BB-61, when there was an explosion in turret 2. RIP Shipmates
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Democrats' new challenge in Georgia: Sustaining the momentum" of yet another DLC boor with impossible-to-nail-down policy superpositions
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Only thing more depressing than losing your wallet is finding out some people have been getting together for a drinking challenge in your honor for 14 years without inviting you
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Tue April 18, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
ADIDAS sends runners congratulatory email for "surviving the Boston Marathon." In other news, Adidas has a new position open in its email marketing department
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's "Armada" did not go towards North Korea; did not go past North Korea; was actually sent thousands of miles in the opposite direction from Korea; was on scheduled training exercises; was not put on alert; was actually single rubber bath ducky
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Soccer fans throw dead rats at opposing players. Can you get those at the concession stands?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese family unearths 'priceless ancient artifacts' thinking they'll be rich beyond their wildest dreams only to find out they're really just WWII explosives left by the Japanese
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a side sleeper? Back sleeper? Stomach sleeper? Your sleeping position reveals a lot about you
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics star plays in playoff game despite losing his sister in a car accident yesterday. Story to the left, opinions on his decision to the right
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some experimenter)
 
 
 
ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With the Indians already losing 10-4, Michael Martinez becomes this season's first position player pitcher and he couldn't stop laughing ... even more than the White Sox
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(Salon)
 
 
 
France's Donald Trump may be losing to France's Bernie Sanders. France's Jerry Lewis is still Jerry Lewis
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cop pulls a couple of ladies over then gets charged with gross sexual imposition and abduction for assaulting two women with a sex toy. This thread is dildos from the get go
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toshiba is losing billions, and it owes 13 billion to creditors. But is it too big to fail?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin nutjob who robbed a gun store and then sent Trump a 192-page "manifesto" studded with threats of violence and anti-government rhetoric, has been safely apprehended by police before Trump could offer him a cabinet position
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JC Penney postpones store closings because people are shopping there again. Grab your credit card, once again there's a sale at Penney's
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP pulls support for candidate after video surfaces of him propositioning a woman, telling her she should fark him. He insists he won't withdraw over a mistake, after all, even Jesus dropped the cross 3 times
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says he's he's already filmed "explosive" Doctor Who regeneration. "I did [the regeneration] the other day, It was a strange day. It was explosive. He goes out a fighter"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How about an action movie with tons of explosions and car chases? How about starring Samuel L. Jackson and Ryan Reynolds swearing at each other? It's The Hitman's Bodyguard trailer. Shut up and take my money
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskans ask the military if they could maybe hold off on the underwater explosions and hazardous chemical dumping until after the fishing season
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
An open sewer can be an explosive breeding ground for disease, especially if you throw a lit cigarette into it
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cat climbs outfield wall at Marlins Park and sits stunned at the monstrosity that stands at the top
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bannon may be losing to Uriah
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Explosions on bus carrying German soccer team, in what police are calling a targeted attack, at least one injured
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans worried about losing congressional seat in Kansas due to public displeasure with Brownback's inability to math and have enlisted the 2nd least popular politician in the country to help
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration STILL has hundreds of unfilled positions because of backbiting, inexperience, and sheer exhaustion from being overworked. But don't worry, these guys will do great in an emergency
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Positive buzz sends first marijuana-themed exchange-traded fund sharply higher in opening days of trading
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Trump keeps doing the opposite of what he says he'll do? If you voted for him, you probably don't care
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shawshank Redemption star found in field dismembered and decomposing
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tony Iommi is now composing choral music
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's worse than losing one of your best players to injury in the top of the 1st inning? Giving up 12 runs in the bottom of the first en route to a 17-3 loss
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If there was only some song that could summarize all the closings of Ruby Tuesday
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Because when you're looking for sensual delights, obviously you want a prostitute named "Soul Snatcher." Includes mugshot goodness of ... what's the opposite of MILF?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 20 best episodes of Invader Zim. "I congratulate you for acknowledging my superiority and choosing me as your love pig"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton uses her first post-Election interview to tell us about how losing the election was totally not her fault
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Trans-Siberian Orchestra founder leaves to focus on decomposition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials, who have clearly never watched a single episode of Star Blazers announce they are creating an assistant secretary for Space warfare position inside the USAF 's Space Command
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
What is the exact opposite of "Two great tastes that taste great together"?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Explosive ATM linked to McDonalds Breakfast
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Irate Mets fan comes out of his parent's basement, sees shadow. Six more months of Mets losing
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will AJ Styles celebrate defeating Shane McMahon at WrestleMania? How will Bray Wyatt retaliate against Randy Orton after losing the WWE Championship at WrestleMania? Will we hear violins? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After discovering that people just don't ride horses as much as they used to in Manhattan anymore, Ralph Lauren is closing its flagship Polo store on 5th avenue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DailyMailTV to launch this fall across the US with executive producer Dr. Phil. Do two negatives still make a positive?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boiler explosion at box factory in St. Louis creates a tsunami of freak occurrences that would do justice to a "Final Destination" movie
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Is it racist to fly the Confederate flag? Some say it's heritage not hate, some think that people still haven't gotten over losing the Civil War. So do you like the stars and bars or not?
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Intelligence says ISIS has developed undetectable laptop computer explosives. Samsung immediately sues for copyright infringement
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion in St. Petersburg metro station. Also of note, Putin is in town for a meeting with the leader of Belarus
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Inside the life of The Candyman: "I come up with a new sex position every week." (Warning: Possibly not safe for work images)
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman's parrot has rare disease which results in it permanently losing feathers. Internet responds by sending bird collection of hand knit parrot sweaters
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fish, like humans...even political flamewarriors, are sentient beings that form friendships, and experience positive emotions
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Oh look at him posing for the camera. What a cute lil' prince of Wales. Oh, and the animals are cute too
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Some Hoot)
 
 
 
Those breast cancer symposiums held at Hooters may not have been on the up and up
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Those hippies who grow your pot are at it again. "...the results came back positive for multiple pesticides, including one that can become hydrogen cyanide when heated--a [...] substance once used in gas chambers." But weed is, like, natural, man
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Multiple Sclerosis is a disabling disease of the brain and spinal cord where the immune system attacks the protective sheath that covers nerve fibers and causes communication problems between your brain and your body. It's caused by demonic possession
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 35 years of co-hosting Wheel of Fortune, Vanna White's only regret was posing for PLA_BO_ (Not safe for work images in article)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager has written a letter to his investors offering a personal apology for a bad investment, and all it took was losing $4 billion by continuing to buy, for almost a year, the cratering stock of a drug company under investigation
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Wed March 29, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
US officials deny that the increase in civilian casualties in Syria and Iraq has ANYTHING to do with President Trump changing the rules of engagement in that theater to "pew, pew, pew *explosion noise* ack-ack-ack-ack *vroom*"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung set to announce the Galaxy S8 today in what promises to be an explosive event
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes makes Bill Clinton's "I smoked but I did not inhale" line look positively forthright, saying he was ON the White House grounds before his big announcement, but wasn't meeting with anyone FROM the WH
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market fear threatens a return, as Dow stares at longest losing streak in 6 years. Thanks, Donald
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are thousands of new little hills in Siberia filled with explosive methane, but climate change is still a Chinese hoax because it's spring but yesterday was chilly enough for me to put on a heavier sweater
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm proposing enslaving old ladies at nursing homes to knit microwave cozies to protect against the NSA cameras. In the meantime, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three weeks left in the regular season. Can the Flyers start a miracle run? Will there be a new Atlantic Division leader? Will the Sharks end their losing streak? Flyers/Blue Jackets @ 2pm ET, Sens/Habs @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Preds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man hides in Sears store after closing and tries to steal $830,000 in jewels. In even more surprising news, there was a Sears store with $830,000 in jewels
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
While being an NFL GM is viewed as a prestigious position, for some reason, no one wants to do it under owner Dan Snyder
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Thu March 23, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Experian fined $3 million by the feds for not prominently disclosing that their credit scores are essentially useless
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Faced with the U.S. laptop travel ban, Arab airlines are experiencing an explosion of snarky advertising
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi calls House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes "a stooge" for the president, though, observing traditional rules of legislative decorum, she declined to say WHICH stooge, but it's pretty clear she means Shemp
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are 553 administration positions that require Senate confirmation. 20 are filled. 36 waiting confirmation. 497 waiting for Trump to stop golfing and actually name someone
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dissecting Sir Mix-a-lot's magnum opus: 'I like big butts and I cannot lie' is a clear value proposition
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
In a debate that will probably never die, should MLB get rid of the designated hitter position?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Explosions at arms depot in eastern Ukraine force evacuation of 20,000 people. "Sabotage" suspected
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For some craft brewers it's closing time, and no amount of history, or snazzy labels will keep its doors open and beer flowing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA has a serious problem with a particular performance enhancing substance, with virtually every player in the league having tested positive for "PB&J"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Japanese wrestling has its own Donald Trump storyline, and it is getting extremely weird (trigger warning: "Anal Explosion Death Match")
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Mon March 20, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This one weird trick is guaranteed to prevent the bank from foreclosing on your home
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man who made the brilliant career move of opposing Putin has green dye sprayed in his face. And this was how St Putin chased all the democracy out of Russia, kids
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony says losing this year is harder than losing in past years, but he sure makes it look easy
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Losing your eyesight? Skip the fat cells injected directly into the eyeball therapy
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
New Orleans man says he was robbed by a woman posing as an Uber driver. Which was still less than he would have been charged for a ride by a real Uber driver
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Why not a hundred foot high wall made from gold and diamonds that can't be seen by those who are unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent?
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ex-Mormons turned whistle-blowers release document exposing church's "enemies list." Ironically, release during whistle blowing is one of the offenses that will land you on the enemies list
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you ignore stupid things like losing 11 games on the road, being blown out at home by St Johns, losing the first game of the ACC tourney, and having an RPI of 84, there's no reason Syracuse shouldn't be in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, Canada's cystic fibrosis patients outlive their U.S. counterparts by 10 years, but least Americans can sleep well knowing that their insurance company CEOs are being lavishly compensated for free-marketing them to death
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(Politico)
 
 
 
WTF in Chief Donald Trump warns republicans that by repealing Obamacare they are "putting themselves in a very bad position"
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(Congressional Budget Office)
 
 
 
CBO estimates 14 million people losing health insurance in the next year if American Health Act is passed (LGT PDF)
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Fri March 10, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Once again lawmakers try to create minimum seat requirements on planes. If at first you don't succeed ... just keep proposing legislation
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A joke political party has become one of Italy's largest, demonstrating the exact opposite of here in the US, where all of our political parties have become jokes
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Where has the color purple gone in American politics? That's right, in the color dumpster of opposition
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
I'm sure it's just a coincidence, but, the New York Daily News, America's paper of opposition to Donald Trump before the election, has changed their tone with President "no press access to haters" Trump
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Man: "I've yet to read anything positive about this healthcare bill." Woman: "Try going 2 a conservative source and open up your reading habits." Man: "I'm the editor of National Review Online"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyer's pants catch on fire during closing arguments while defending his client in an arson case
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Closing Staples. That was easy
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ESPN is losing over 10,000 subscribers a day due to left-leaning politics. Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab? Politics Tab? Sports tab
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After losing the first match 0-4, Barcelona beats PSG 6-1 to move on in Champions League. Golden State Warriors and Atlanta Falcons seen hugging PSG players, knowing that feel, bro
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Goofy haircut? ✔ Boxy, ill-fitting suits? ✔ Erratic and unstable personality? ✔ Primitive vocabulary? ✔ Hates the country to the south? ✔ Brooks no opposition from underlings? ✔ Thin skin? ✔ Father gave him his career? ✔ Is it Trump or Kim Jong Un?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Castor bean and polonium futures surge as Trump Dossier author Christopher Steele emerges in London eager to return to his position as head of Orbis Business Intelligence. Something tells me we're about to see an extremely busy news cycle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have been with my boyfriend for ten years. Recently, I was convinced he cheated; I checked his phone and found no evidence. I made up a herpes diagnosis and he confessed. We're back on track but I don't have an STD. What do I do?"
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear case of woman opposing civil forfeiture scheme, one justice writes opinion saying that civil forfeiture has gone too far. Fark: Justice Thomas
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Sun March 05, 2017
(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
Marge Simpson arrested after Maggie tests positive for meth, THC, cocaine and ecstasy. Mrmrhm
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: I never met Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak. File photo: Oh yeah? Nancy Pelosi: Oh, heh... did I say never? I meant never one-on-one. Ha, silly me
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is very open to the idea of playing Trump at the annual White House Press Correspondents' dinner, in fact, he's actually lobbying for the position
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Senator Joe Lieberman (Quisling-CT) says the Democratic strategy of across-the-board opposition to having people's faces eaten off is "thoughtless" and Dems should "compromise". Maybe just let the leopards eat the nose and ears, for example
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(The Good Men Project)
 
 
 
Online dating causes people to lower their standards. Which before the internet, was always a result of too much alcohol right around closing time
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump is right, News coverage of him is really, really negative. Even on Fox News. To be fair, there are only so many positive ways one can cover a turd
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man arrested after willingly posing as member of Nickelback
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's old friend Eric Holder says that no, Obama is not organizing the opposition to Trump...but if Trump keeps this up, Obama might be, very soon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President and First Lady strike new deals to personally profit from their positions
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" trailer featuring Fleetwood Mac, explosions, and Star Dad
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Apparently, getting caught embezzling $63,000 provokes the same reaction as losing the gold medal in the vault
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Samsung head Jay Lee to be prosecuted following explosive charges
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Bandy team scores 9 goals on itself in order to intentionally lose game, unfortunately opposing team scores 11 the same way. Coach blames his team's poor defense of opponents goal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hoping that Trump isn't healthy enough to finish his term? Just remember George Washington survived smallpox, malaria, tuberculosis, dysentery and infections. All while eating with wooden dentures
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Customer deposited bag of cocaine in bank ATM
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The next six weeks are a "Do or die" moment for the GOP as they need to prove they can transform from a "chest thumping opposition party" into one that can be trusted to actually govern. In other words, in six weeks the GOP is done for
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's hard to imagine the Raven's stout defense holding up without Matt Elam anchoring it from the safety position
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thousands march in Moscow to remember murdered opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. Polonium futures are up 13% in early trading
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
'Fake' psychic in trouble for posing as 'real' psychic. Let that sink in for a moment
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can now see the effects of Antarctica losing 50 billion tons of ice every year because of NASA. Those bastards
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Evil drunken troll says Trump's war on media will only get worse and it's all their fault because they should accept Trump's insane agenda that he thought up just last week while tweeting how Rosie O'Donnell is fat
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
In an effort to show they're not being racist, ICE is now raiding Asian restaurants in Mississippi. German, Hungarian, and Italian restaurants seen closing early
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When it comes to stopping an opposing team from making a game-winning shot at the buzzer ... Duke sucks
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's big big 2nd Leg UEFA Europa action, starting at 11 am, ET. Tight matches: Ajax and Warsaw tied. Spurs down one to Gent, same as Borussia MGB to Fiorentina, Celta to Shaktar, Nicosia to Bilbao. Roma / Villarreal, Sparta / Rostov and much more
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just another glacier in Antarctica losing a big chunk of ice
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Wed February 22, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Huge seed deposit made to the Doomsday Vault in the Arctic Circle. I'm sure everything is fine though
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Tenants arrested after killing their landlord and living with the body for two weeks. Guess they're not getting their security deposit back
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(Vox)
 
 
 
549 key positions in the administration need Senate confirmation. 14 have been filled. 20 await confirmation. 515 don't have nominees
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Mon February 20, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hollywood begins closing down some streets a week ahead of the Oscars. Traffic backed up for miles. L.A. drivers see no difference
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pirate Kim Dotcom may be extradited to the US after losing court battle
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OK, supposing these 278 pounds of marijuana are for your personal use, how do you explain the 2 lbs. of concentrate, the e-cig cartridges, vacuum sealer and bags, the scale, the cash-counting machine, and the stacks of currency totaling $65,119?
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What kind of moron calls in sick to a court deposition and then posts pictures of himself chugging beers with friends just hours later? Oh, that kind
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're a defenseman and an opposing player knocks your stick out of your hands. Solution: Grab his stick right out of his hands. Fark: He takes your stick that's lying on the ice and uses it to score. Bonus: Awkward stick exchange afterwards
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Dodge Challenger Hellcat was so upset at losing a drag race to a Tesla, that it puked its guts all over the tarmac
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This Island Earth alien Jeffrey Lord says Trump's Russia ties are "not a big deal." Sparring partner Robert Reich goes on factual tirade exposing Lord's idiocy, though he wonders why Lord has a picture of a burger on his wall
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How much should your parents be willing to lend you for the deposit for your very first home?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to the explosive Trump/Russia revelations and the dangerous dysfunction in the White House, a refocused Congressional GOP promises to get serious, tackle the situation head-on, and finally investigate how to repeal the ACA
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
DJIA is now closer to 21,000 than 20,000 and the Dow industrials, S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite are all setting the longest record-setting streak in 25 years - Five consecutive days of all three setting record highs at the same time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Netanyahu keeps mentioning explosions at Trump conference. Surprisingly not talking about Trump's administration
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Utilities companies vote to make America weak again by closing a major coal plant in Arizona
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Tue February 14, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New battery runs on seawater. Initial tests have been overwhelmingly positive
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Extraordinary levels" of toxic waste are destroying life in the Mariana Trench, the most remote place on the planet. On the positive side, at least it's out of the way
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
12 million Americans have hidden a credit card or bank account from their partner. And if they were depositors with Wells Fargo, they even had accounts that were hidden from themselves
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Rising star in the Trump administration has carried a reputation for being an asshole since high school. Spent his years at Duke interning for Sessions while writing racist and sexist position papers. Christ, what an asshole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well now, this could get interesting: The tribes opposing the Dakota Access Pipeline are back in court, but this time not just arguing that the pipeline could contaminate their drinking water, but that building it violates their religious freedoms [link fixed]
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Rosie O'Donnell make the internet's dreams come true by portraying Steve Bannon? Will Alec Baldwin send Trump into a Twitter meltdown? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread 11:30pm ET as Baldwin hosts for a record-breaking 17th time
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Fri February 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fired Morgan Stanley employee sues company after exposing his boss mocked the disabled in an internal video
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's quite a photograph Rosie O'Donnell has on her Twitter profile
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After sitting out the Brexit referendum, and demanding his MPs vote for the govermment's Article 50 bill with no amendments, opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn declares "the real fight begins now"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what is absolutely, positively not in any way, shape or form any sort of judgment from an angry god, tornadoes and storms are blasting the bible belt to rubble
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Tue February 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Losing friends and influencing Ayatollahs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor still mad about losing Wisconsin
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(Complex)
 
 
 
What's the NFL's position on aerial reconnaissance?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anelosimus eximius is not the only kind of social spider in the world, but it does construct the biggest webs, reaching more than 25ft feet long and 5ft wide. Webs that size can contain 50,000 individual spiders. That is a lot of legs,fangs, and NOPE
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alastair Cook steps down from England captaincy. Here's an example of a guy leaving a position on top of his game
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
When I asked a climate change denier for evidence for his position, he told me, "Jesus wouldn't let it happen"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are the funniest tweets about the Atlanta Falcons losing the Super Bowl, where they have something in common with the Golden State Warriors
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump supporters want to boycott Budweiser because new commercial portrays immigrant founder in a positive fashion
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Republicans face opposition to their plan to overhaul the way corporations pay federal taxes from a powerful group of lawmakers - other Republicans. The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I cannot live in fear of a tweet," Murkowski (R-eally fired) said, laughing, as she defended her opposition to confirming Betsy DeVos
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bearded man tosses explosives into a Pasadena CA Cheescake Factory. Penny Hofstadter thankful she no longer works there
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classically posing dog
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Pelosi: "We don't get much support from Wall Street" Fact Check: Your campaign donation disclosures have determined that is a lie
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt gets into a "tweet war" with a Trumper. Trumper gets fired from his realtor position
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Thu February 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A prominent Russian opposition activist has been hospitalized with sudden organ failure, two years after he almost died of suspected poisoning. Nothing to see here, move along comrade
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) decides that the call for less political correctness goes both ways, calls Steve Bannon a white supremacist during press conference. Twice
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(Opensources.info)
 
 
 
New Zealand is such a backwater, even malware authors ignore it when choosing who to attack
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Wed February 01, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Journalist Walter Rhett posits a rational approach to the new administration will yield bilateral harmony on key issues, particularly purportedly tense race relations
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie looks to hire a new Black Canary but since that position is deadlier than Star City's Mayor will there be any applicants? (CW 8EST)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Millennial to Pelosi: Is there anything Democrats can do to differentiate themselves from Republicans in terms of economic policy? Pelosi to Millennial: We're capitalists. That's just the way it is
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Just in case you needed a mathematical proof that being a good parent produces positive results
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Duke's Grayson Allen tries to trip an opposing player again, fourth time this year. Duke Sucks
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, "the NFL has emerged as something of a safe space for Trump support. The NBA, on the other hand, has emerged as the opposition league." Huh. Wonder why?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth is not looking forward to a pending visit from the new president of the Colonies, as it puts her in an untenable political position
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As journalists, it is critical we check all our facts and avoid chasing blind controversy when reporting on Trump. You know, the exact opposite of how we covered Hillary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George HW Bush released from hospital immediately after losing Obamacare coverage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Perhaps surprisingly, the majority of America's Christian leaders have come out vocally in opposition to Trump's Muslim ban. And the exceptions? Well, you can probably name most of them
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Given the daily liberal head explosions...one might think Trump demolished the Statue of Liberty, or worse, reintroduced school prayer, when all he did is take executive action on January 27 to protect Americans
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Thu January 26, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in concern trolling, Nancy Pelosi's thoughts and prayers are with President Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon lashes out at the media calling them "the opposition party" and says they should "keep their mouths shut"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggest literature and/or articles for a progressive liberal seeking to understand the reasoning behind conservative positions
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Google has banned 199 publishers and probably only one false positive since it passed a new policy against not-news
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are the best ways to find out which local offices/positions you can run/apply for? From school boards, commissions, city governments. After what I've seen happening, I want to be more involved and help bring about change
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Wed January 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Woman discovers how to create the drug "Fukitall". Turns out you're just microdosing LSD daily
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(Female First)
 
 
 
These are the hobbies that make you attractive to the opposite sex. Executive summary: go outside, talk to some people you find there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen reveals his stupidity made Woody Harrelson a movie star. #LOSING
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Tue January 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns linebacker Jamie Collins agrees to four more years of losing football games
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thomas E. Brady, Jr. Objective: A position focusing on utilizing resources. Education: University of Michigan. Experience: Intern, Merrill Lynch; assistant manager, U of M Golf Course. Hobbies: football
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer calls all the negative Trump coverage 'demoralizing.' Maybe not as demoralizing as losing your heath care or watching the Office of the President become the laughingstock of the world, but demoralizing nonetheless
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Explosives porn, controlled detonation, 19 buildings, multiple camera angles
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis makes an explosive entrance in Washington by overseeing 31 strikes on ISIS in Iraq and Syria
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Coffee, tea, beer, wine, vodak, tears of the opposition political party... The what doesn't matter so much. But how far would you go, metaphorically OR literally, to get your libation of choice?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
SB 51 is set. Patriots vs Falcons. Two of the top three offenses in the league should give us a barn-burner. Post your predictions, lamentations, etc. Or whine about your team losing to one of these two to the right
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin absent from his SNL Trump gig. Surely everything is OK and he hasn't been arrested. Trump wouldn't... Oh my God, Meryl Streep and Rosie O'Donnell are also missing
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More thought provoking than that last technology trade you did in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Speaking of 4X, Stars in Shadow released yesterday to positive reviews, if you need your 4X fix. What have you been playing this week?
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jackie Evancho, whose claim to fame is losing a talent show nearly a decade ago, is not worried about how singing at the inauguration will affect her "career"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet has fun with Trump's inaugural speech writing photo which appears to be Trump posing in front of a pile of blank paper taken at his secretary's desk. It does appear to be the closest that Trump has ever gotten to writing something
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson is losing it against the waxing tide of rebellion, now resorts to statements like "Your point is stupid" to try and win arguments
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Art of Stealth" pulled from Steam because developers lacked stealth in posting fake positive reviews
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal Trade Commission to file charges against drugmaker Mallinckrodt for using its monopoly to jack up the price of drug used to treat lupus and multiple sclerosis by 2,165 percent, to $28,000 a dose. The whistleblower? None other than Pharma Bro
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Tue January 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
There is absolutely, positively, NO chance at all that digging a tunnel under Stonehenge will release ancient gods long trapped and best left buried
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Nebraska has experienced the joys and pain of college football recruiting in the last two weeks. The Huskers are looking to finish strong on National Signing Day. You know, the opposite of how they played on the field
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers losing money on Trump inauguration tickets
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Mon January 16, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Game-losing head coach defends controversial play call
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing's worse than losing to the Packers in the last seconds on your very own bigger'n Dallas home field stadium. Nothing except being told that you can't leave the stadium due to weather and they stopped selling beer hours ago
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can you end a sentence with a preposition?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"They are the opposition party. I want 'em out of the building" Trump officials floating idea of kicking the press out of the White House. Well, except for that Breitbart guy
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Sat January 14, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man who looks like a human thumb with hair accused of posing as a male model
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Thu January 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Citizens of Indiana officially redneckognized as "Hoosiers"
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(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Weetabix suggests people eat their whole-wheat cereal topped with ham and eggs and people are throwing up at the thought of it: 'No human being has ever eaten this monstrosity"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Corpulent conspiracy theorist Alex Jones basks in the adoration of pro-Putin media in Russia for his positive coverage of Trump
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(CBC)
 
 
 
To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional
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Tue January 10, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chimps observed making and using tools for drinking. Fark Admins observed losing the ability to use tools after drinking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos, is starting to look so toxic for the position that even Senate Republicans are willing to postpone her hearing
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Hyundai offers app that lets you buy one of their cars online in five minutes, including trade-in, financing and deposit for maximum drunk shopping regret
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama says he and Trump "Are sort of opposites". 'Obvious' tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts suggest solving nation's housing crisis by repurposing and renovating abandoned office space as affordable apartments. Just don't touch the red stapler
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what an underground nuclear explosion looks like on the surface?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's cool when somebody spray paints graffiti on the rocks along a popular hiking trail as long as the messages is positive. "I actually did a snapchat of it because I thought that's really cool to see something that I think the world really needs"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for Franz Kafka, the world would not have 'The Metamorphosis,' 'The Trial,' or the hard hat
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
Why do people go to cat cafes? Is it really a reflection of the deep loneliness we all feel in our increasingly disconnected, individualistic and neoliberal society? Or is it just that people dig a side order of toxoplasmosis with their sammich?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Huge explosion reported outside court in Turkey. At least 10 injured, cars on fire, feathers everywhere
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
People say Trump is a rigid, incurious thinker but that's clearly not true, look at how his position on Julian Assange has evolved from calling for his execution in 2010 to saying he's more credible than the entire US intelligence community in 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once propositioned a preposition. He can split an infinitive . . . with an adverb. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Stay writing, my friends
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prominent DC think tank hosting an in-depth symposium on Space Marines. Do you want to know more?
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Democrats are using Putin and Russia as convenient fall guys for their election debacle, but what real threat is Putin posing to vital U.S. interests?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And here's Donald Trump posing with a member of the Gambino crime family who worked directly with John Gotti. Good thing he's not the president or anything
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Mon January 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says the "ball is in the GOP's court" over the Obamacare repeal, tries to gain points by using a sports metaphor
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's Monday, it's time for another Rosie O'Donnell tirade against Donald Trump
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Bill O'Brien has won the AFC South twice and never had a losing season in Houston despite having to start more QBs than the Browns. So naturally, Houston wants to fire him
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Sun January 01, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Besides losing weight, can you guess the next 4 most popular New Year's resolutions? If you can't, it's okay, since most people break them within the first week
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Sat December 31, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police guitarist Andy Summers turns 74 today, thumbing his nose at the final day of 2016, so we've got Can't Stand Losing You on deck
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
"A single breath into a newfangled breathalyzer is all doctors need to diagnose 17 different diseases, including lung cancer, irritable bowel syndrome and multiple sclerosis"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember when we were only speculating on Trump's possible Russian ties before the election, not talking about his actual Russian ties after he won the most powerful position in government and started appointing their friends? Good times
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