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Thu September 21, 2017
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
You've just boldly stolen some vodka. Do you C) drink some then cause a disturbance at the correctional centre?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NFL ratings slide has Wall Street worried
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is very, very sorry they were caught selling ads to Nazis, racists, Russians, Slaanesh, the Thule Society, the World Crime League, the Dark Overlords of the Universe, Hydra, Thulsa Doom, and Lincoln F. Sternn, and promise not to do it again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump, in a somber, refined tone, took responsibility for...hahahahahahahaha, sorry, I couldn't help it.... He blames Clinton for, well, everything
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The tracklist for Morrissey's new album reads like the comment section from the Politics tab or the Daily Mail
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Skankhunt42 sorry about totally legitimately pwning the Oklahoma City Thunder
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Modern slavery is alive and well in this so-called civilized world of ours, where there are an estimated 40 million slaves toiling away in horrid conditions. Here's where they live and what they do
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Helpful diagrams to show you the correct places you can pet different animals
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof wishes he had a white supremacist lawyer and not one of these horrible Jewish lawyers. How can I be declared innocent of killing a church full of black people with a Jewish lawyer? I need a creepy racist lawyer with a bowl cut
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons: "If I could, I would trademark the air you breathe. Every breath. Yes, I would. Instead of worrying what people think, I just go my merry way and do whatever I want to do"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
And now for a thoughtful, measured, and completely rational take on the Equifax hack: "Everyone Who Works at Equifax Should Be Put to Death Tomorrow at Sunrise"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans so worried that details of new healthcare bill will get out, they go to court to block FOIA requests. Nothing to see here peasants, move along
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's headline: "Skeletons found in ancient tomb." Tomorrow's headline: "Nerds found at ComicCon"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter hits peak depression and arrogance as Morrissey officially joins the social network. But be forewarned; the more you ignore him, the closer he gets
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sorry ladies, everyone knows you poop. No use trying to keep it a secret. Besides, you're holding up the line
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Juggalos complain about being labeled a gang. They're more of a social organization like the Moose Lodge only with clown make-up and horrible music
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Thais are snapping up and hoarding all the nation's booze and cigarettes in advance of stiff vice tax to go into effect tomorrow
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sorry, Jeff, but you can't deny sanctuary cities money because they don't like you or your fudge stripes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Murphy suggests that Trump stop worrying about scrapping the 60-vote filibuster rule, until he can manage to actually get 50 Senators to vote for something
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will horrorwood movies save Hollywood? Oh please if there is a penny for your thoughts
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Thu September 14, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Brady: I don't worry about concussions; they're part of playing football. Would you like to ride with Batman?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People creeped out by myriad little holes might want to avoid this season of American Horror Story. As well as people creeped out by idiot plotting, ghastly violence, slow-paced train wrecks, and Sarah Paulson
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Listen, I know we have hurricane devastation and nuclear devastation to worry about, but let's get to that new bill that sets requirements for online dating
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's being nice to Spanish people. Oh, the horror... the humanity. Next thing you know he won't hate the blacks. The betrayal is deep. We're setting fire to our pointy white hats in protest
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mystery aircraft crashes near Area 51. Morris's wife could not be reached for comment
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch states bluntly the need for a joint effort on pot legislation: "It's high time to address research into medical marijuana" and 420 other Fark headlines
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Who will go out first to eat up time? How horribly condescending will all her answers be? Call me, Sarah. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, approximate start time 2:30 EST)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Much like the horror that America witnessed when a lawn chair blew over during a natural disaster, the Brits are horrifyied that a recycling bin has been blown over by Storm Aileen
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you did buy the deluxe car wash, which includes polishing your headlights. Sorry for the confusion (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New smartphone app in Japan helps lonely women find ... other women with whom to become friends, have lunch and drinks, and travel platonically as they did in their schoolgirl years. Sorry guys and lesbians, no dates and no date requests. NOT YOURS
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
John Cleese on political correctness and the funniest joke he's ever told. Hopefully these subjects overlap
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
Sorry ma'am, we can't fix your house right now. That's a load-bearing limousine
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Someone paints a statue of Columbus's hands with red paint. Police are calling it a hate crime. Fifteenth century Italian community reportedly shaken, worried
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax can't do a farking thing correct
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason other than it's Van Morrison, here he is covering Count Basie's classic "Goin' to Chicago"
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Worried because you checked the website Equifax put up to see if your information was compromised and it was? Just log in again and you may get a different answer
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Sat September 09, 2017
(VinePair)
 
 
 
There's a good reason why it's 'two buck chuck'. But don't worry, because the stuff they put in to give it a bit of punch is mostly organic. So it won't hurt a bit
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, park's closed. Mouse out front should have told you
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Vibe)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson has something "special" planned for Hurricane Harvey victims, when she rolls into Houston this weekend. Sorry Janet we had enough of your special showings in 2004
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Oops, sorry about that, my bad, I accidentally spent £850,000 that appeared for no reason in my account"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHAT is the future of the Empress of Tomorrow? CAN Hideo Itami make Kassius Ohno Go To Sleep? WILL Joey Ryan use "the most illegal move ever" against his former partner Cortez Castro? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Like something out of a Science Fiction Horror story, Zika Virus has been used to kill cancer cells. Choice between Geek tab and Politics tab impossible. Initiating headline self-destruct sequence. See topic for details
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
IT achieves the rare feat of being a horror movie with a 100% fresh RT rating. Take notes, Dark Tower guys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's hard to tell if he's worried, or gloating
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel declares Chicago a Trump-free zone. Chicagoans were kind of hoping for a gang-violence-free zone or a corruption-free zone, but they'll take it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
American Horror Story returns for season seven. Focusing on the most terrifying event of the past fifty years--Trump's election night victory--it has evil clowns. It's your American Horror Story: Cult season premiere discussion thread, 10PM ET on FX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Most reusable headline of this administration "Staffers worried Trump didn't fully grasp consequences of ___________________" (name of policy position the president just publicly took)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congress: let's reform Flood Insurance by limiting building in a floodplain. National Assoc of Home Builders: how about no? Charging more for high risk homes? Realtor Assoc: no dice Denying coverage for repeated claims? Mortgage bankers: Sorry, no
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Not to worry or anything, but have you ever wondered what would happen if all the volcanoes under Antarctica suddenly erupted?
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Mon September 04, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to stop all trade with countries that do business with North Korea. Good thing the US doesn't have business ties with China otherwise I'd be worried
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Sun September 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If, over the next few years, your children develop a taste for adobo and lumpia, don't worry, it's probably something they picked up in school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
German Election debate tonight, with Merkel expected to do better than her opponent Schulz; mostly because she doesn't have to worry about American POWs sneaking around and sabotaging her performance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Being married alters your brain and personality forever, just ask Subby's wife about how Subby went from independent radic....coming honey, sorry, I'll do it right away...gtg folks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The very definition of Irony: North Korean supporters in Japan worry about their human rights to worship Kim. Makes you wonder why they don't just move to the hellish landscape they celebrate
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kelly attempting to corral Trigger
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL rosters get cut from 90 to 53 between today and tomorrow. Will any big names hit the chopping block this year? Follow along with us to the right
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Fri September 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Thousands of caterpillars band together to form into one large mass. Sounds like the plot of a horror movie
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I'm sorry Dave, you can't afford that
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma representative claims massive cuts to education spending are "fake news," only needed three tries to spell it correctly
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Always fun, always free, and never pay to win, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week Ys Seven hits GOG/Steam and is 10% off while Alien Isolation Collection is $12. What have you been playing? Side topic: Morrowind. Love it? Hate it? Neither?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, Mr. Secret Service guy, my brakes just happened to malfunction while my car was careening toward the presidential motorcade. We cool?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, TX flood victims: Starting tomorrow, it'll be harder to sue your insurer for dragging out or simply refusing to pay your claim. BONUS: Even if you win, the insurance company's penalties are reduced too
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now all the people of Houston have to worry about is mold, raw sewage, mosquitos, leaking fuel, deadly bacteria, and venomous reptiles
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Wed August 30, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After losing on Tuesday for the third time in a row, the Dodgers are 78-23 when Cody Bellinger plays, 13-16 when he doesn't. They probably won't lose four in a row considering he comes off the DL tomorrow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that show where the 10-year-old boy marries the 19-year-old girl? It's been cancelled. Can you believe it? What's next? Politically correct types always tearing down tradition
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WTF more do you need to see, GOP? Do you have to actually see him pull the trigger on that smoking gun for you to actually do something about the conspiring, the obstruction, and the corruption? - Loudmouth liberal snowflake Jennifer Rubin
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
New York: Sorry about the rain Houston. We're sending a couple hundred people to help and we're going to turn out the lights in one of our buildings
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burger King Russia launches new cryptocurrency called Whoppercoin, claims "eating Whoppers now is a strategy for financial prosperity tomorrow"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
This guy drew the short straw and had to go on TV to defend Trump pardoning a corrupt racist: "very modern president ends up with some controversial pardons..it's not fair to characterize him as not caring about the rule of law,"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Famous 2-legged dog survives horrible car crash, is reunited with family. "It was around 11 p.m. and their teenage son, Beast, was driving"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists are worried about a stunning drop in the insect population in Europe, and Britain in particular. Of course, nobody cared about this until somebody noticed their windshield was unusually clean this summer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Because the time is always right for a supremely cruel restaurant review: "It's a restaurant predicated on one idea: that a single really expensive ingredient will make your life better. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it won't"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mother worries her drug-addicted son is better served by prison than by being released
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor drowned his sorrows after his loss to Mayweather by running up a $100,400 bar tab
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mayweather vs. McGregor stream goes down before the big fight. Sorry, no refunds, suckers
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida woman threatens suicide. SWAT team says, don't worry we'll help
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study shows that people are extremely bad at recalling iconic logos for Apple, Burger King, Starbucks, Domino's, and other household names of Corporate America. Clearly more advertising is needed to correct this problem
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Poland is not defining Europe's future today and nor will it define the Europe of tomorrow" says leader of Western European country who has always been defining Europe's future
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: So, Sarah, can you explain why the President thinks "very fine people" would join a Nazi rally? Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Sorry, we are really short on time,"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"All he knows is how to beat the drum of white grievance, rile up an angry crowd and spread discord. His hate is consuming him, bringing his presidency crashing down before a horrified public"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Sorry Cardinals, you can't have your rally cat back. Not yours"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man who posted on social media that he can't wait to drive his truck through a crowd of Trump protesters: "I'm being made into a horrible person over a joke that was just meant to ruffle some feathers"
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Thu August 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump-McConnell feud simmers as GOP watches in horror, rest of the nation watches in amusement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas braces itself for floods, torrential rains, and an unforgiving reality they live in Texas. Hopefully you have all the bread, milk, and bleach you need. It's your Official Tropical Storm Harvey Discussion Thread. STAY SAFE, FARKERS
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Wed August 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends message to corrupt law enforcement officials everywhere that those convicted of criminal contempt will be pardoned, starting with Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First bourbon, then pizza, now spaghetti sauce covers a highway in third Arkansas food spill in as many weeks. Golden Corral plans to open new restaurant in the same place
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
The sun won't come out tomorrow
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louise Linton is sorry if you peasants were offended. #LetThemEatCuck #ApresNousLeDeluge
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boston counterprotests were so violent the Boston Police Department arrested 22 people at them. No wait I'm sorry they arrested 22 people at a seafood festival held the same day in a different part of town
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager worries a peasant uprising may hurt returns: "the majority of Americans appear to be strongly and intransigently in disagreement about our leadership and the direction of our country...and inclined to fight for what they believe "
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Julian Assange is that guy who loves to correct other people on the internet
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, sir, your wife died at the hospital." "Oh, my god, what floor is her body on?" "Well, that's kind of the problem"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, if you were hoping to wake up this morning as a brand-new multimillionaire, sorry about that. Also, avoid all convenience stores and gas stations for the next several days
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(Pigeons and Planes)
 
 
 
With the coming end of the world tomorrow (maybe), the Sunday Morning Music Club needs help putting together the perfect world-ending playlist
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
How I learned to stop worrying about my job and love the robots
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Fri August 18, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Sorry the press hounded you thinking you were the new Doctor Who"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Flashback, one year ago tomorrow: Trump asks black voters, "What the hell do you have to lose?"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Guess which Florida prison is on lockdown. Congratulations, you are correct
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter account collects every leak about WH staff treating Trump like a toddler, for your reading pleasure/horror
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jaime Lannister worries his private information is in the hands of hackers. Well, the actor who portrays him. And he thinks hackers have every HBO actor's private information too
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Thu August 17, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Not only do opioid distributors and retailers have to worry about U.S. federal and State courts, they may now also have to worry about Tribal courts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP is now openly, on the record, questioning Trump's competence. Pence suddenly returned from South America. Everyone's headed to Camp David tomorrow, supposedly to discuss Best Korea. Is it 25th Amendment time, folks?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News hosts are having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad week defending Donny Two-Scoops. You don't say
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
White Supremacists get 2-hour permit for Boston rally. Oh, sorry, Freezed Peach rally (featuring white supremacists)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Poll by Rasmussen shows confidence in Trump at 53%. Wait, correction, make that by Pew Research. Libsplain this one away
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The White House just sent out a memo urging GOP members to say that Trump was "entirely correct" on Charlottesville, has an IQ of 220, can bench press an ox, has x-ray vision and can fly
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry, you don't get to be a weekend white nationalist, or a part-time neo-Nazi. You don't get to go home and pretend this didn't happen
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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Tue August 15, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Today, in helpful advice from AOL News: "If you're worried that you might have the [bubonic] plague, go see a doctor"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent: Political correctness is keeping me out of the Rock-Roll Hall of Fame. David Crosby: No, it's because you suck
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Sorry Alaskans, but the DMV won't let you put KIDNPR, DZNUTS, H3NTAI, or 80085 on your license plate
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry you or anything but just thought you should know. Fleas in Arizona have tested positive for plague
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Sat August 12, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Apple employees are in revolt over plans to create open workspaces instead of private, individual offices. Oh the horror
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
China's navy just fired dozens of missiles near North Korea. They're also fortifying the Sino-Korean border with nuclear-biological-chemical protected bunkers. Nothing to worry about though. It's just standard drills
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Applebee's and IHOP shutting down as many as 160 locations so if you want to plan on eating at a nice place in the future, better count on Olive Garden, Cracker Barrel, and Golden Corral
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka compares North Korea crisis to the Holocaust. After all, the most horrible thing about nuclear war with North Korea is that it will never happen and anybody who says it will is in league with the Learned Elders of Koryo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sorry kids, 'heroin camp' is closed this year. Junkie out front shoulda told ya
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Luxury cruise, worrying about pirates, basically turns off all the lights for ten days. Sounds very luxurious
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't worry, governor, I'm sure Trump is *really* concerned about the safety and well-being of Alaskans. Believe me
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Na, all outa drugs. Sorry, man. Hey, want to get blown instead?"
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Some in Congress worry N. Korea might strike Guam because of the size of the U.S. military there, another fears our military's weight may actually cause the small island to "tip over"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist worries Republicans have already blown their load on tax reform
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solar eclipse's top nine movie roles. Come for '"Apocalypto", stay for "Little Shop of Horrors"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
What's that? J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth mountain ranges aren't geographically correct? YOU DON'T SAY
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was the maid of honor at my best friend's wedding. Her husband was outraged over a comment, they fought, she yelled, and I ruined the wedding. I had no idea that would happen. She forgave me, but I'm worried he never will. What do?"
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
If propaganda is any indication, and it is, Putin must be extremely worried about our military pilots
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anti-Pot Warrior and retired Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions gets recommendations on significantly stricter pot laws from his task force. Wait, what's that? Sorry, they're recommending to continue Obama policies
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker. Things are so bad in Brownbackistan that they can't even spell the words "state" or "university" correctly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi's chief of staff turns state's evidence, testifying against him in corruption probe
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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Fri August 04, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
As a parting "f*ck you" to Governor Christie in his final year, court rules that all statements and correspondence with and between Christie aides relating to Bridgegate must be released to the public
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Why is a dim-witted septuagenarian who doesn't read or sleep and has the attention span of a goldfish on PCP still so horribly witless about the world?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man dumps body in horrendous act, then gets horrendous food at Applebee's
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Syria prepares for 72 hour ceasefire. Oh, wait, sorry. *Baltimore* prepares for 72 hour ceasefire
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Massive Dolly Parton fan buys lifesize fake cow with proceeds of betting win. Don't worry, his fiancee is used to this sort of thing now after he bought the full size silver Lion King throne
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf Jeff Session's job is safe. Sad tag is because he's actually trying to accomplish horrible things
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If President Duterte thinks that 'Kim Jong-un is a chubby-faced maniac playing with dangerous toys', then perhaps we should really worry
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry Donald, but the leaks are coming from inside your mouth. Bonus Fark-Ready Photo Caption: "President Donald Trump with Resting Shart Face™ in the East Room of the White House"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis takes a stab at Colin Kaepernick to just play football and not worry about activism
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The State Department is revising its mission statement, removing references to 'justice' and 'democracy.' I wouldn't worry though. Those aren't really American values anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker 'planes', and his wife, the oldest pair in captivity, will be 74 this year, and worry that the kids might be sending them on an Alaskan cruise. No, not on a ship, but maybe on a ice floe
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
Georgia cancels registrations of 591,500 voters ahead of 2018 elections, but don't worry, I'm sure this won't affect the vote one bit next time around
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is your partner's throat a "silent reservoir" for the transmission of super-gonorrhea?
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Banks moving jobs from London is now so repetitive a tale, subby likely needs a good joke in the headline for a green: three bankers walk into a bar in London and the barman says 'Sorry, we've closed down. Lack of custom. Take your joke elsewhere'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, While my wife was in the hospital on life support I started having hot sex with my mother-in-law and... sorry, subby has to go barf. Just click to the left (Not safe for work)
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what Mark Zuckerberg is doing with all those billions he's been making? If you picked "hookers & blow" or "become a masked vigilante superhero", well...sorry to disappoint you
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
With growing horror, he realized he'd somehow "inhaled" a buttful of water. The water gushed out of his rectum a moment later, he felt fine and a Fart Artist was born
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A 30-year study concludes that Mary Poppins was right about a spoonful of sugar being beneficial, but only for women. Sorry guys, no sweets for you, you'll just have to stick to beer and sports to cheer up
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(Huffington Post)
 
Weeners
 
So what's the deal with extra large condoms? And you just read that in Jerry Seinfeld's voice, which pretty much killed any desire to use a condom today. Sorry
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 takeaways from Yertle's ACA smackdown (don't worry, he's for damn sure not listening)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sorry, Charlie
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hundreds of people turn out for Trump rally in suburban Pennsylvania. Sorry, wait, that's an employment line for a marijuana processing plant. Well, someone's smoking something anyway
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Wed July 26, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Trump Administration Worried President Burning Through Minority Scapegoats At Unsustainable Rate
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(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
"New Jersey, it's not all government corruption, high taxes, and ridiculous cost of living, there are dudes like Steve Brown of Bridgewater, who decide that New Jersey just doesn't have enough guys standing on their lawn playing Metallica"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's some minor thing that people commonly get wrong that you can't help but correct them even though you know you should let it slide?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - easonable) tweets his response to Trump's ban on transgender people in the military, and says that the U.S. should not be discriminating against anyone and that transgender people are people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug lord makes nearly $700 million in 10 years. His henchmen now have a problem with it. . .I'm sorry, I'm being corrected. . .Oxycodone/Hydrocodone distributor's CEO made nearly $700 million in 10 years. Union employees now have a problem with it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump stump speech includes sadistic rant about carving up young, nubile little girls into tiny pieces. What the actual Fark? Transcript included for your viewing horror
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Tue July 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This just in: Boomers are sick of Millennials' political correctness
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Sorry you got sick on our cruise, but you didn't buy the travel insurance so we're just going to leave you to die in Alaska
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two senators from opposing parties caught talking about Trump on a hot mic: "He's crazy." "I'm worried." On concerns over the Budget Control Act hitting the defense budget: "I don't even think he knows there's a BCA"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scaramucci addresses the baseless rumors that Trump wants to get rid of Sessions by saying that they are probably correct
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kelli "Resign McCain, so that I can take your seat. I'm so qualified" Ward rants that she's is a victim of a "coordinated attack" by "fake news and the NeverTrump establishment." Then proceeds to unleash more politically charged verbal gonorrhea
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you want your license plate to be DRGDLR, DRUNK, LGLP0T, LOADED, LSD, NTOXC8, REEFER, ST0NED and 1MDRNK, D1MEBG or BONG, don't worry. Missouri goes to great lengths to smarten your stupidity
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Mon July 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL player chokes man. Sorry, I misread that. Force of habit. NFL player *saves* choking man
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kushner to lie his ass off to the Senate Intelligence Committee. But don't worry, he'll be back to rectify his bad testimony and claim an intern prematurely sent him to the committee hearing
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The curious tale of a horror movie filmed entirely in Esperanto that cursed everyone who starred in it, except for William Shatner of course
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Sun July 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Louisville, Kentucky Courier-Journal newspaper publishes an epic correction of their referrals to hot dogs as "sandwiches" over the years, beginning in 1887 and ending in 1966
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Japan's government is so worried about that country's declining birth rate that it is literally paying people to go on dates. Wonder if that would work for Farkers?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A NASA engineer has created a squirt gun that is capable of busting glass with a 272-mph torrent of nitrogen-powered water. Shut up and take my money
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Workers at pro-life crisis pregnancy centers worry that having to give out truthful and medically accurate information could cause their clinics to run out of customers
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
With 1048 wins Grand Sumo has a new GOAT. Sorry ladies, he's married
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out the FCC isn't that good at covering up corruption
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
Boobies
 
"Open wide, now here comes your horrific boob job" (Some not safe for work/graphic images)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Department hits Exxon-Mobil with a $2 Million fine for violating sanctions against Russia while Rex Tillerson was CEO. But don't worry, the company says they've taken steps to ensure THAT never happens again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes cemetery for farmer's market. "They were already having a horrible day, and this just made it more tragic"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Horrible libertarian monster builds stairway in park for $550, horrifying city officials who had come up with a $65,000 estimate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When did you discover that the horrible things adults told you about the world might have been exaggerated?
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do Congressional Republicans really feel about Donald Trump ? They think he's too stupid to be as corrupt as the democrats claim he is, so leave him alone
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
The good folks who brought you the Kalashnikov assault rifle have now created their own battle robot - which can learn from its experiences. But don't worry, Putin says it's perfectly safe
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
RedLetterMedia predicts plot of the Han Solo movie, with guesses so stupid they're guaranteed to be correct
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Before we begin the first day of Brexit negotiations. I must warn you: Britain is serious about -- er -- bear with, just got a text -- er, right, sorry chaps, gotta run back to London to keep the government from collapsing. See you all tomorrow"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry, it's legal because she didn't have a permit to operate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New rules will ban home delivery of knives in the UK. Sorry, kids - you'll soon have to buy your blades on the street, just like your drugs
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is rubbing off on his supporters. Sorry, Donald Trump's TONE is rubbing off on supporters
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Mon July 17, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this.. ~sigh~ Hollywood has perpetuated some myths about swords and this video outlines 7 of them. ~deep breath~ I'm so very, very sorry you poor Katana-loving sumbenches
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bomb disposal squad called in to deal with live ammunition from the Second World War. Sorry, did I say Second World War? I meant the Seven Years' War
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Milo deserves money from Simon & Schuster because firing him was the correct business decision and the company would have lost money if they printed his book
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rain is the least of their worries for thousands of brides across the US as all Alfred Angelo stores closed on Thursday with no warning
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JPMorgan CEO, frustrated with governmental paralysis on infrastructure, regulation, taxation, and education legislation, blames Trump ... I'm sorry, I've been corrected ... he's blaming the media, of course
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Sorry I'm late. I had to pull someone from a burning car"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
People who have never had to worry about getting in trouble for the crimes they commit still don't understand how truly f*cked they are? No shiat?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Initial report shows the Air Canada plane that tried to do a Harrison Ford was the length of a single basketball court away from hitting the planes on the taxiway. Sorry, eh
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The most horrifying motion picture in history. Written and directed by Sen. Lindsey Graham
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Who should we nominate to be the Department of Energy's undersecretary for science? How about another Wall St. investment banker? Sounds great
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The late Chuck Blazer, who blew the whistle on FIFA corruption, was apparently an animal hoarder. He had a separate Manhattan apartment just for his cats and parrot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Political dynasty accused of massive corruption in connection with the Panama Papers. No, not that one. Not that one either. Or that one. Or them. Let's just say their country's name rhymes with Wackystan
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court: Corruption is perfectly legal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless protesters storm the stage during Woody Allen concert. Yes, all of those words are correct
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gargling gametes generates genetically gonzo Gonorrhoea
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The man whose own corruption helped expose FIFA's even larger corruption, Chuck Blazer, dies at 72
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sorry, Manchester United - Dallas Cowboys are worth $4.2 billion, making them the most valuable sports franchise for the second straight year
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Wed July 12, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something running out the door with all of your wedding gifts
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"For those of you who pointed out the misspelled highway sign on I-29, we are aware. It will be corrected soon. We hope you're paying this much attention to the signs that say slow down, road crews ahead, and reduce your speed. Thanks"
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump finally weighs in on his son's Russia meeting, issuing a vague non-denial denial and calling him a "high-quality person." Sorry, Fredo, looks like it's time to go fishing
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Behold the power...no, wait, sorry...tower of lettuce
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Women worried about a suicidal man who was dousing himself with gasoline call police for assistance. Police show up and decide that using a taser might be an appropriate way to disable him. SadFark - he's disabled for good now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cruz-Lee "a modest healthcare proposal" to eradicate the poor hinges on budget score. Can we just cover the "it was scored horribly" and "Republicans vote for it anyway" followups here, too?
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kremlin: Who is this "Natalia Veselnitskaya" person? We have never heard of any such woman, the so-called Times of New York invented her. Besides she was killed in tragic car accident after committing suicide yesterday...sorry, I meant tomorrow
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Do the Celtics have enough star power to win a title? Sorry Boston, not yet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I didn't fasten my coffee mug lid correctly and just poured coffee all over my lap during a web conference. How is your Monday going?
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Do you WANT unspeakable horrors summoned from the realms beyond space and time? Because THAT'S how you get unspeakable horrors summoned from the realms beyond space and time
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Outlawing guns leads to knife attacks. Outlawing knives leads to acid attacks. Now they're going to outlaw acid, and see what horror follows that
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle stares in horror at the sky as it approaches a month with no rain at all
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the 8th Anniversary of The Decision. Bow before King James you lowly peasants
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm going to St. Louis tomorrow. Any recommendations on local restaurants? I want to try food I can't get at home
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Step back a moment from all the ills and worries of the world and watch The Beastie Boys' Sabotage remade with muppets characters
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
After 3 years, Illinois finally passes a budget. Don't worry about it being written in crayon
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Castlevania hits Netflix. Can its super-violent Game Of Thrones meets Hammer Horror approach break the video game adaptation curse?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New superbug gonorrhea is a tough thing to swallow
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I put the ring in a marzipan Slave I replica and said, "Will you be my Padawan of Love?" Or: how Patton Oswalt learned to stop worrying and love Natty Gann
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
LePage: Things would go a lot smoother if there weren't reporters around to report on my incompetence and corruption
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alaskans are too busy fishing to worry about being nuked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Morrissey claims a police officer in Rome held him at gunpoint for half an hour and screamed in his face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry, Canadians: Adele hates you
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Online study says Olathe, KS, is a better beach town than Miami Beach and Florida is not amused. Sorry Florida, but it's an online study. It's official
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Thief plays Grand Theft Auto for real, smashing several cars after jacking a lorry with a crane on top and making good his getaway after dragging a car down the road this morning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporters: We'd really like to have a gander at the documents filed in the lawsuit alleging Trump used illegal workers when building his first Trump tower. Court: Sorry we threw those away years ago. Lawyer: Oh, hey, looks like *I* still have copies
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sorry, CNN, but President Trump didn't actually get his meme directly from Reddit. He actually added audio and resized it first
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Reliable sources put support for President Trump up to almost 50%. Wait, sorry, that's support for *impeaching* President Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Indiana GOP put out a call on Facebook for Obamacare horror stories. It went about as well as one could expect, with people sharing how Obamacare saved their lives and the only horror is repealing it
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(Science Direct)
 
 
 
New study from the Rick Romero institute finds that internet trolls are horrible people
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Exercising after age 50? Sorry guys, the rules have changed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hawaii requests clarity on Trump's new partial travel ban. Trump administration says sorry, they've never provided clarity on anything and never will
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Young men are working fewer hours yet they are happier than ever. The reason, they are too busy playing video games to worry about working
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Maine's closed. Moose out front shoulda told you
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Food & Wine)
 
 
 
Trained Austin "tacologist," a leader of the city's bustling taco scene, advises on correct pairing of taco sauce with your taco to elevate the flavor. As an untrained tacosaucier, I am amused by his presumption
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Priorities 101: White House advisers worry that the president's attacks on Mika Brzezinski distract from his feud with CNN
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Fri June 30, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Le Pen Le Charged with Le Corruption. Le Pencil hoping to escape Le Prosecution
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's review the NFL scandal involving one of the league's most corrupt, cheatingest quarterbacks ever and featuring lots of sordid emails between team employees. That's right, it's the Eli Manning game-worn Giants memorabilia lawsuit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"How will we stop hackers from invading our brains once we're cyborgs?" You know, that's a really good question. Any other questions? Okay, now calmly reboot and be ready for a new day at WorldCorps™ tomorrow, citizen
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The liberal caricature of conservatism is correct"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brazil's President says corruption charges against him are fictional. Which shows that Donald Trump's style of dealing with criticism and investigations are now pretty much becoming universal
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
What kind of cargo worries you in a truck rollover accident?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Nikki Cross dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow"? WHO is the newest luchador to enter the Temple? WHAT SHOW got Subby to finally purchase Netflix? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Programmers develop AI to try to create inspirational posters. It generates creepy and horrifying ones instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Facing suspension for flipping off the crowd? Not to worry, we'll rescind that punishment if you're willing to make a charitable donation
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Local Florida urban legend to be made into horror movie. And no, it's not "I was a Teenage Florida Man"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The latest cause of depression? Parents who worry about their child's bedtime habits
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have an interview tomorrow at 4pm. I haven't been on a job interview since 1994. It's a program manager position at a 3PL provider. Any tips would be appreciated
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA concludes Russian bid committee that destroyed their computers immediately after winning did nothing corrupt. Seems legit
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out the Democrats are just as crooked and corrupt as the Republicans when it comes to redistricting games....actually slightly more crooked, but on a smaller scale
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Sorry but you've clicked already, now finish reading
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Obese man does the right thing and buys two seats on a flight because he takes up so much room. Fark: Spirit Airlines, oh sorry we overbooked that flight and we're taking that seat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the fire brigade has to rescue you after your metal ring 'sexual experiment' goes horribly wrong during masturbation?
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants to hear the fascinating story of Led Zeppelin's infamous backward masking? There's Alistair Crowley, outraged evangelists, and well known advocates of evil Styx even stops by to praise Satan. No mudsharks this time, sorry
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
67-year-old man has the world's largest collection of Hello Kitty memorabilia. Sorry, he's married
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Smart-alecks... they tend to lip you off... just another California fad... they're missiles... some of them have had a little bit to drink." The horror of 1980s Canadian ski hills fighting the new scourge of snowboards
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you lost your car in the Potomac River sometime this morning, police would really like to talk to you. Unless, you know, you died. In which case, sorry, dude
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Trump gets a hint that it might help to at least give a token written reply to written correspondence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia calls US statement that Russian troops are occupying Eastern Ukraine, and we will not lift sanctions until they leave "Inappropriate and incorrect" and they are sure if President Trump just PEErs into the situation more closely, he will agree
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Trump aide Roy Cohn says the administration doesn't want to be negotiating the tax bill in public...Gary. Gary Cohn. Sorry, force of habit
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Don't worry, you're clearly the exception that proves the rule
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senior student yearbook portrait: "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
They came from the sea. They came by the thousands. They invaded the beaches. They blocked out all the fish. This Summer has a new horror: The Sea Pickles That Ate Oregon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The main thing proven by Whole Foods' sale to Amazon is that its "conscious capitalism" ethos has always been complete and utter bullshiat. Don't worry, though, Google's probably still not evil
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Uber is hemorrhaging employees as if there were no tomorrow. Which there may not be
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Brad is a horsie, Kyle is a Shrub, Danica is a person with feelings, and it's not a chicken it's a baby as the NASCAR Monster Chiller Horror Theater Cup Series heads to Michigan for the FireKeepers Losers Weepers Casino 400, 3pm ET on FS1
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How will last week's Fed interest rate hike affect you? Not much at all ... unless you want to borrow money
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neither. The correct answer is Their Satanic Majesties Request
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here are seven things you should never cook on the grill, according to experts who believe only their way of cooking is correct
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Why big-time universities like The Ohio State University are ditching their distinct academic logos and simply using the football team's branding. "Borrowing the mark from athletics brings a sense of spirit and pride to the academic side"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
As if I don't have enough to worry about: Man Killed by Falling Space Debris
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury 2017 couldn't get the UK's biggest douche, Morrissey, to appear, so they got Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's second-biggest douche
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Gonorrhea increasing in Sweden. Check your protection before clicking link to the left, your clap gifs to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sorry Ted, it is not your side that needs to STFU and accept the election
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo in trouble again, this time for unilaterally lowering the monthly mortgage payments of borrowers in bankruptcy. Which sounds nice, until you realize they were often extending the loan by decades, too
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After his travel ban was struck down again, Trump Tweets: "Well, as predicted, the 9th Circuit did it again," and by "it" he apparently means "correctly interpreted the law and Constitution in accordance with established principles and precedent"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator McCain experiences lucid moment, worries the GOP will lose the House of Representatives
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who cracked the Twitter password this morning? Today's gem: "The Fake News Media has never been so wrong or so dirty. Purposely incorrect stories and phony sources to meet their agenda of hate. Sad"
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
What is something conservatives are politically correct about?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Court rules that Brazilian president can keep his job after charges of corruption. Trump immediately asks his lawyers if he gets impeached whether they can request the venue be moved to the Southern Hemisphere
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Anti-Corruption/Anti-Putin protest leader planning a public suicide march in Moscow, despite Moscow Mayor's warning that it's suicide season around the Kremlin
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'm sorry ma'am, but the dog ate my Executive Order
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Keebler Klansman set to testify... somewhere tomorrow. Trump considering canning Mueller? Another embarrassing Spicer presser. All that and more. Get your snacks and beverages. This is YOUR Rachel Maddow Show thread. (9 PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump/Kushner business partner is seeking a $2 billion government contract to build the new FBI headquarters. Don't worry, I'm sure the bidding will be on the up and up, and there will be no conflicts of interest
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions cancel tomorrow? Will Trump be caught saying he loves Putin and Russia? Will Putin dump his load on Trump? THIS is your daily Trump scandal/speculation thread (3-5pm ET estimated shoe drop)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel dump on Sessions ahead of tomorrow's hearing? Will we get a surprise guest speaker? Will someone ask about the emoluments lawsuits being filed today? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm ET start time, 2pm Spicer time)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New rule to protect retirement savers is in effect for now, despite GOP efforts to kill it. Americans now won't have to worry about the $87.95 they have socked away
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The horror... the horror
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman is #1 with $52 million, entombing The Mummy's crummy $30 million #2 debut, Captain Underpants #3 with $12.6 million. Pirates of the Caribbean V: Rogue Nation sank to #4 with $10.4 million, viral horror film It Comes at Night a dismal #5
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did I say "testify before the committee?" I meant "test drive the Buick Century." Sorry for the confusion
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Sat June 10, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Patriots SB rings have 283 diamonds for their 28-3 comeback. Remind me, were there 125 diamonds in their last rings for the correct ball PSI?
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
It took 140 years, but designers have finally created the "most horrific piece of swimwear ever"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Theresa May and her Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day
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Thu June 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bulldog fond of watching horror movies tries to warn the on-screen characters of danger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican representative and full-time American Horror Story Pinhead cosplayer Trey Gowdy to replace Jason Chaffetz as House Oversight Chair
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember when Matt Barnes drove 95 miles to "beat the shiat" out of Derek Fisher? Well, he might be itching to beat the shiat out of him again after Fisher totaled the SUV Barnes let his ex-wife borrow "for the children"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
With Britain's election tomorrow, it's probably a complete coincidence that someone wrote 'Theresa' on a giant penis. (Safe for work)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC's Union Pub, which apparently is trying to kill its patrons, is offering a free round of drinks on the house tomorrow every time Trump tweets about Comey tomorrow from 9:30 am to 4pm
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Some republicans, worried that they may also get caught on Russian intercepts, are trying to rollback the surveillance state
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
In what surely wasn't meant to be a precursor to tomorrow's Comey hearing, Coates, Rosenstein, Rogers, and McCabe all testify today before the Senate Intelligence Committee. THIS is your thread for it. Hope you bring enough popcorn. (10 am ET start)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Morons horrified after photo of what the separated ingredients in Nutella look like goes viral
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remember back in the good old days when Bill Cosby and Morrissey used to hang out together?
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Fake news site Hot Air claims Comey won't be ratting out Trump after all. At least Hot Air named themselves correctly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hallelujah Our long nightmare is over And just in time what with Rogers and Rosenstein testifying tomorrow, Comey on Thursday. Get your bourbon on, Rachel's back Tonight, live at 9 pm ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not saying Trump should be getting worried or nothin, but, Special Counsel Mueller's team now includes a guy who busted up several mafia families, two prosecutors who are financial fraud experts that helped bring down Enron, and a Watergate vet
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today's installment of "It's got to be China": Zoo feeds live donkey to tigers while visitors look on in horror
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French police shoot suspect who incorrectly declared "Hammer Time" outside of Notre Dame
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We just adopted another dog. We are naming him Mayhem, and he comes home with us tomorrow. PIT
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Mon June 05, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Samoa Joe give Paul Heyman a Musclebuster? Will the Hardyz be Broken now? Who will squash Bayley next? Will no one hinder Jinder? Who really trashed the Fashion Police's office? Raw tonight, Smackdown tomorrow, on USA Network at 8 ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Putin met with Saudi Arabia less than a week before the Middle East sent oil prices skyrocketing in their propaganda tiff with Qatar. Don't worry, though--Trump and Tillerson are on it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
When your boyfriend "likes" a celebrity's photo online, obviously the correct reaction is to write a blog about it and poll your friends to see if you're justified in your anger
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bureaucrats indispensable in helping NYTimes reporters run offices in distant lands. Sorry - make that bureau CATS
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Sun June 04, 2017