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310 headlines found matching 'Orr'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of badassery emanating from this picture
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee animation student re-creates the "Feed Me" scene from Little Shop of Horrors with stop-motion animation, clay, wires and just a teeny pinch of awesome
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If the police are willing to cut you some slack and call your mom to come pick up your drunk, sorry ass, just get in the car
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From December 6, 1986. Siskel and Ebert review Little Shop of Horrors. "Has an almost unbeatable combination of gruesome humor, slapstick sight gags, and really funny acting"
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Thu September 18, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Cowboy Joe West headed to the corral
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette tells Oprah that fame gave her a STD. Sorry, I mean fame gave her PTSD. It was Dave Coulier that gave her a STD
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If I'm reading this correctly, and I believe that I am, then Woody Harrelson is a monkey
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(26)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bill Hader returning to host Saturday Night Live on October 11th. Let's hope he brings his Keith Morrison impression back
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're a dumb tourist, your scuba divemaster's hope that you die in a horrible way on his watch are only tempered by the paperwork involved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish hospital staff 'exhausted,' warns surgeon. But don't worry - the billing and collections departments are as chipper and fully staffed as can be
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The person appointed to investigate corruption is being investigated for corruption. Obvious: FIFA
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(11)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You may have more to worry about than losing your hair: Researchers say that men who have moderate baldness affecting both the front and the crown of their head at age 45 are at a 40 percent increased risk of developing aggressive prostate cancer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
While you were wasting your time watching the NFL or major league baseball, you missed the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom. But don't worry - we got some video for you
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS picks up a comedy about two best friends who open a meatball restaurant only to realize that they hate working with each other, so they start seeing a couples therapist. And no, this isn't by Chuck Lorre oddly enough
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Sun September 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tim Conway turned 78. In his day, they had live TV skits, and occasionally, it was hard to ignore the Siamese elephant in the room. CORRECTION: Conway turned 78 a couple years ago, but the video is still worth watching
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is having a bloody mary competition tomorrow -- give me your best recipe, what do you put on the rim of the glass, and what are your favorite additions?
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(213)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Modder recreates Donkey Kong Country using Doom engine: "Prepare to be both impressed and slightly horrified by this unique spectacle" (vid)
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Helpful college football fan hacks into Alabama website to correct Lane Kiffen's biography
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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Fri September 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin issues America a "Global apology"...for the ONE thing she SHOULDN'T be sorry for
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that Detroit forward Greg Morris Piston himself after being arrested for DUI
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(24)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, but HBO just doesn't believe that anyone would want to watch a show about Anna Torv having lesbian sex with Michelle Monaghan
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"What? You just learned you have cancer? That's horrible, I am so sorry. Also, you're fired"
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
Fooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"We're sorry for the damage we caused to your luggage and hope this suitcase full of plastic explosives in some small way compensates you for your loss"
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Now here's something that'll keep you up nights worrying: Researchers find that users of sleeping pills and anti-anxiety drugs have as much as a 51% greater chance of developing Alzheimer's
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"911, help, my wife is having a baby." "Okay, don't worry, we'll send some more pregnant women to your house"
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
David Cameron says that just because the Tories are horrid people is no reason to leave the UK
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(68)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Vancouver city officials would like reassure the public that they did not commission the anatomically-correct statue of Satan which was, um, 'erected' along Grandview highway last night (not safe for work)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hmm. Be out of work two weeks with a higher probability of encephalitis and other horrible side effects, or get vaccinated. Decisions decisions
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Megachurch to close after pastor refers to women as "penis homes." Don't worry, it gets worse
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Mon September 08, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
David Beckham worries that sons "will feel pressure to go into sports," become physically fragile one-dimensional dead-ball specialists with temper issues
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(13)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Ex-New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin reports to federal prison today to begin his 10-year-sentence on 20 corruption convictions, is expected to be the frontrunner in the 2026 mayor's race when he gets out
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy is the #1 film at the box office during a slow weekend, with Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coming in at #2. Repetitive horror film As Above, So Below plummets to #6, and Lucy clings to #10
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive author Thomas Pynchon rewrote the Simpson's episode he starred in so he wouldn't have to make jokes about the size of Homer's ass: "Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I won't speak ill of him" (w/ script revisions)
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No need to worry, just a rabid drooling asteroid named "Pitbull" that's heading towards us and will pass between us closer than we are to the moon. No need to PANIC
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois law says you can't sell alcohol within 100 feet of a church unless you have close ties to the governor and you've contributed tons of cash to his campaign. Sorry, them's the rules
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"A 20-year-old Ohio man drove to the police department to turn himself in because he realized he was too drunk to drive and would get involved in a crash, according to police." He was correct (pics)
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Need to ship something from Asia to the US in a hurry? Sorry, but there's no space on the next plane. Or the one after it. Or the one af... can you just come back in a week or two?
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Thu September 04, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Go scare some children, Pennywise, 'cause American Horror Story shows us what a really frightening clown looks like
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Wed September 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colonel summoned to correct soldier whose walk has gotten too silly
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(45)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man shows Florida's unique twist on borrowing some flour from your neighbor
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(47)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Monsters Inc. as a horror movie trailer will haunt your furry dreams
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Tue September 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Seachickens are already #1. Let's cancel the season and play the Super Bowl tomorrow (Week 1 Power Rankings)
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(Pittsburgh Steelers)
 
 
 
Steelers to wear decal to honor Chuck Norris throughout the 2014 season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Mets commit six errors. (Yes, you read that correctly) Terry Collins: "It [wasn't] a big league baseball game, I can tell you that"
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Mon September 01, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Serious Cena continue to Serious? Is Roman Reigns going to continue playing with cinder blocks like he's Mistake Worrell? Are Stock and Aftermarket Bella going to kiss and make up and maybe have a tickle fight on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Labour MP says his party's liberal-leftie Guardian-reading membership need to confront evil for a change instead of obsessing over multiculturalism and worrying they'll be called racist at every turn
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am, I just happened to drop these shoes right under your skirt. Don't mind me picking them up with my camera running
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby's voices tell him to drink beer with his cat and that Drew Curtis is around every corner wanting to borrow five dollars
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(38)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers borrow a page from the soccer playbook and build a four-man wall in the infield... and it works
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Science strikes again: moderate to heavy non-pathological alcohol consumption is healthier than abstinence. "If you cannot drink (or believe that you cannot), you probably increase your likelihood of early death. If so, I am truly sorry for you"
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(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is World Bacon Day, and every bacon sammich you eat takes one hour off your life. Fortunately, all those hours come off the end, so eat up
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper: "Sorry police I have to go to work in order to feed my daughter, I don't have time to find her. I can't talk anymore"
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(70)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese students are world's most bored if these corrected textbook illustrations are anything to go by
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(6)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
When you're young and need the money, then you too will sell hemorrhoid cream
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(12)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when you could swim at the beach and not worry about the sunscreen washing off your body and killing all the local marine animals?
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(33)
 
(Mancunian Matters)
 
 
 
Man wanting to stay out partying tells his girlfriend he'll be home late and not to worry about him. Just kidding, he tells her he is being held for £50 ransom. Hilarity ensues
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(38)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay, you caught us. We did back up all of Lois Lerner's emails. But we don't know how to search for "Lois Lerner" on the system so I guess that means you are still out of luck. Sorry. It's technology, man
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Former AP correspondent explains how and why reporters get Israel so wrong, and why it matters
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(186)
 
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Worried about your date slipping a roofie in your drink? There's a nail polish for that
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(249)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly a billion dollars worth of wine spilled on Napa Valley floors during the recent earthquake. With horrible carnage photos
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Want to borrow a feeling? Need a spankalogical protocol? In your face, space coyote, today is the last of the golden era. Go on down to your local steel mill, it's a Day 4 of the Simpsons Marathon thread
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(143)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Athletic directors worry that millennial generation is too busy slacking, twerking, and social networking to attend college football games and contribute to the football program
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm adopting a dog tomorrow. Want to help me name him? Come on in and give me suggestions
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(196)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Report: Illinois Department of Transportation is a corrupt toilet bowl of political patronage hiring
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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(104)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While you were worrying how to pay next year's tuition, Farrah Abraham just signed a $500,000 contract to "dance"
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(61)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry, Phillip." Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, star in children's Halloween special and wait for all of this to blow over
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Tue August 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Doctor Who David Tennant reads the foreword he wrote for Elisabeth Sladen's autobiography. "If Sarah was here, there was nothing to worry about. Later that afternoon, she would be calling me Doctor"
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(52)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
New mode on the 2015 Corvette perfect for teens that want to borrow their father's car and play hooky without worrying about unscrupulous valets taking it for a joy ride
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(46)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The FDA wants you to know that the bottles of EbolaBlaster, HemorrhageAway and ViroNuke you've been buying are probably, just maybe, not legit or effective
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(48)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A bag full of cat heads has been found next to a road full of Indian restaurants. Worryingly, we don't know where the rest of the cat went. Or do we?
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(91)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hardened justice correspondent can't tell the difference between earplugs and rubber bullets
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(72)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey insists he's telling the truth that his record label dropped him and that the label is full of shiat saying he still owes them one album. Nothing like manufactured controversy
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(36)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorry about that, Cheif
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(56)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The EPL doesn't start til tomorrow and we've already had the first coach sacked. Young stars, volatile assistants, the rebirth of Man Utd, new formations and a seven-way title fight all lie in store over the next nine months
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(71)
 
(PsyBlog)
 
 
 
Sorry, the correct answer was MANOWAR
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We're sorry that your son was bullied to the point of committing suicide. We're very appreciative that he wanted to be an organ donor, but we're worried that his organs are just too gay. Thanks, but no thanks
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(187)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obama considering sending US troops to help get the trapped Yazidis off the mountain. But don't worry, they won't be combat troops
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(88)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Twelve Danes die in horrific sausagefest
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(17)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Patti LaBelle joins the cast of American Horror Story: Freak Show
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(12)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Yet another article proving my theory correct: Babies are farking stupid
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prime Minister al-Maliki files complaint against the president for trying to oust him in a coup. Dude, not to bring up the past, but Saddam would've just shot him and not worried about the paperwork
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(41)
 
(Natural News)
 
 
 
I know you're worried about ebola and what it could do to you and your family. Luckily for you, homeopathy is on the case
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(129)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In Japan, ramen kings worry that their favorite noodle dish is being ruined by becoming too mainstream, no longer interesting or original. "All the different varieties have been tried, everything has been tried"
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arson at UK straw farm leaves 3 pigs worried, 1 wolf intrigued
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(23)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Reel in horror as you watch an innocent man beset by multitudes of attacking baby sharks
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(14)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Parents worried school's new sex ed book might tip kids off to what mom's back massager is really for and why dad always says "pomegranate" in the middle of the night
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(120)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sorry, can't be bothered writing a headline, it's National Lazy Day
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(30)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
There are actually three states that are more corrupt than Illinois. Can you guess which ones? Nope, New Jersey didn't even make the list of the worst 10
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(148)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey dropped by his record label, which should surprise absolutely no one, considering he just publicly blasted them for failing to support his newest album
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(38)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Pinkie Pie shows us the horror of what G3 was like. Post G4 ponies
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(18)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite recent stock market correction, Tesla shares are on fire
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 10 comes the Southern-fried awfulness of Boggy Creek II. Mike, Servo, and Crow shred this film about three college students and a professor looking for Bigfoot and end up finding Crenshaw. "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"
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(13)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The world's smartest scientists worry we live in The Matrix (yes, really). What do they know that we don't?
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(103)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Got any plans for tomorrow? Scrap 'em - we're all going to die in a biblical supermoon deluge and ALL CAPS headlines
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(91)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant's decision to withdraw from Team USA is because of fatigue, and is absolutely in no way at all due to OkC looking at Paul George's horrific leg injury and saying "Yeah, you're pulling out of that shiat"
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(14)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Autocorrect: it mate be fudging up your lift
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(47)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Army Core of Engineers to New Orleans: Sorry our levees broke on you and flooded your city, but we're immune from any legal consequences. Kthxbai
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(166)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joba Chamberlain feels horrible after hitting ex-teammate Derek Jeter with a pitch, immediately apologizes
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(52)
 
(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Creationist really upset that biology text book correctly says humans and chimps share most of their DNA, files a complaint with Texas Education Agency to force a change. Chairwoman of TEA tells staff she's "looked into" his complaint and he is right
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(242)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
88% of FoxNews.com readers support the right for people to carry guns in public...oh, sorry.. I meant MSNBC.com readers
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(554)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nah, nothing to report in the music world today...apart from the fact that MARIANNE FAITHFULL'S BOYFRIEND KILLED JIM MORRISON
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(69)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iron ore prices corroding
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix is bringing back Arrested Development for a fifth season. No, it's not a trick. Sorry, ILLUSION. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine
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(67)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At least six people have been tested for Ebola just in New York City. And CNN's Sanjay Gupta says they are not being kept in isolation: "This isn't the kind of thing that they worry about spreading to other patients in the hospital"
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(209)
 
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Sorry, Avengers: Why Guardians of the Galaxy is Marvel's biggest achievement yet
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(219)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
$omehow, the red-light cameras in Chicago are churning out thousands of faulty tickets; city officials say they have no knowledge of what's wrong and are shocked and offended at the implication that there might be corruption in Chicago
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(82)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
20% stock market correction coming. It's time to sell
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(52)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
20% stock market correction coming. Ride it out, don't sell
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(7)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Forget Hamas. Stop worrying about Hezbollah. Israel has a new enemy: Anonymous
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(105)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Morris: The wrongest man in America
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(78)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans now borrowing less for college. Apparently they are going back to the old way of paying for higher education ... selling their stuff on eBay
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(37)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bear removed from billboard. *Correction* Bayer removed from billboard
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(22)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your public corruption trial might not be going well, governor, when the judge calls it a day saying "I can't take another second"
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(19)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember when you could borrow a baggie of sugar from your neighbors without everyone in the apartment complex assuming you were buying drugs? "It's sad you can't give people sugar or salt or baking soda because the color is white"
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(139)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CIA admits its agents improperly searched Senate computers. Don't worry, though, they'd never illegally monitor ordinary civilians, that would be wrong
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(82)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Computer program correctly predicts SCOTUS decisions 70% of the time, has more empathy than Scalia
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former head of NY Nothing To See Here, Move Along anti-corruption commission in line for sweet patronage job
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(5)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"You know, not being in the Hall of Fame - that's my shtick," Pete Rose will tell you before signing "I'm Sorry I Bet On Baseball" for $300
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(64)
 
(Men's Fitness (UK))
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gym mistakes and how to correct them. This link is only for people who lift
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(79)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
GOP House votes to sue Obama for corruption, genocide, affordable healthcare
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(531)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently using your own property how you see fit is absolutely horrible and should be stopped at all costs. Yes, it's in San Francisco, how did you know?
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(228)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insurance Company: "Sorry 16 year old kid with cancer, but we're not paying for your dentures because you can live without teeth. Next"
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(96)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
Fernando Torres' transfer fee: $80 million. His salary: About $15 million per year. Watching Chelsea basically beg anyone to take him off their hands: Priceless
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Private lenders: Sorry your kid died, but we want our student loan money. Oh, and here's 0% interest to make it all better
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(807)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ebola is nothing to get worried about
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(89)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Torre does not prepare a written thank you speech for HOF induction ceremony, forgets to thank "The Boss." Out of habit Steinbrenner family immediately tries to fire him
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(19)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You're in good hands flying with Delta, unless their pilot gets overly defensive after correction by Air Traffic Control (with cockpit audio)
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(51)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China's military has been weakened by corruption, bureaucracy and political indoctrination, and their lack of experience and discipline is a serious danger to the Asia-Pacific region. However, what the PLA lacks in training, they make up in numbers
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(101)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Friends of George Michael are worried about his well-being as he no longer likes to go-go outside of his home and when those closest to him try to reach out to him he leaves them hanging on like a yo-yo
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(36)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
Thor has a gimpy arm, Hawkeye seems to have borrowed The Hulk's arms in this new poster from The Avengers: Age of a Really Competitive Game of Twister
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(113)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
Turns out International travel insurance isn't all inclusive in case of horrific Mexican ziplining accidents
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(54)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
IRS Investigators now claim Lois Lerner's hard drive was merely scratched - you know, like your old Alanis Morrisette CD - and then shredded, like a piece of paper, apparently. Because hard drives work like that
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(253)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Stephen King calls on conservatives to treat immigrant children with decency and respect. Angry Tea Party demands to know why he won't let them sleep on his lawn if he cares so much. Truly a horror story
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(251)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The ducking awesome history of Autocorrect, according to Weird Magazine
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(24)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Take a wild freaking guess who said this: "Somebody asked me if we focus on New England. Bullsh*t. I have to be honest, I don't worry about them. They need to worry about us"
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(42)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Horrifying video of huge dog locked in a life or death battle with a vicious cat. There can be only one cute pet
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy's father and some of his friends have 200,000 reasons to be cheering for his son tomorrow as a 10 year old bet he made is about to pay off
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(26)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(79)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Roko's Basilisk: the most dangerous hypothesis of all time, in which merely thinking about its horrifying premise may help bring it into existence. I have no mouth, and I must scream
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(310)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"We at the Denver district attorney's office would like to report that we have arrested man for 2,400 pounds. Wait, what's that? Sorry, correction, 2,300 pounds of marijuana in a local warehouse"
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(52)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
House finally agrees to halt the prosecution of DC residents who dabble in marijuana. I'm sorry, did I say DC residents? I meant banks
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt anybody," says lady who mailed ricin laced letters to the POTUS and others
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(62)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here is a list of the 21 members of the U.S. Senate who probably aren't currently corrupt
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(136)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A few corrections to the story of the mom who locked her kids in the car while getting her hair done. 1) She didn't get her hair done. 2) Kids were locked in by accident. 3) She went to get help. 4) Within 5 mins she had someone break her window
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(80)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Comcast: We're VERY sorry about that terrible customer service call that went viral and cemented our reputation for poor customer service
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(131)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
2 Moscow subway workers detained in deadly crash as they tessellated the cheese incorrectly
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(27)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Stolen giant burger returned to its rightful owners. Bob's Big Boy reportedly sorry for taking something that didn't belong to him
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(15)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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(6)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How good are you at saying sorry after doing something that was your fault? Canadians not allowed to participate as the frostbacks will apologize for even taking the survey
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(51)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Democrats worried that Republican candidates aren't making enough gaffes for them to exploit
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(79)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Weird Al's first video release from his new album is in horribly poor taste
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(144)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
After more than a year of being free from Ariel Castro's house of horrors, Michelle Knight has finally figured out how to live by herself. She also doesn't want to be a celebrity because money brings fake friends out of the woodwork
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(82)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
First it was satire, now it's a hoax, and tomorrow the story of Orange is the New Black being canceled will probably be libel
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(46)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Forget about the economy, crime, or global warming. Florida officials are worried about: Air Potatoes
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(85)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Dear Tracy Morgan, we are really, really, really, REALLY sorry one of our trucks killed your friend and almost killed you. Please be gentle." Signed - Walmart, soon to be known as Tracymart
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(183)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Going to the gym raises your GPA, announce scientists from the Institute of Correlation Is Causation
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worried about rare earth minerals driving up the cost of your electronics? Don't worry, California boffins are building battery anodes out of the not-so-rare earth you know as "sand"
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't worry if your refrigerator breaks down because you can preserve your milk by putting live frogs in it
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(43)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another "Wow" signal from deep space. Don't worry, it's probably just an evaporating black hole
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(32)
 
(Vimeo)
 
Audio
 
Check out my latest music video because everyone loves eating Tater Tots off of a virgin to a horror soundtrack
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(4)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
If you're drunk in Atlanta and climb onto a gate at an indoor rodeo, the biggest thing you need to worry about is the drunken mob who comes to rescue you
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Journal of Vibration and Control, a peer-reviewed professional journal, withdraws 60 articles because a "peer-review ring" was conspiring to get articles published. But peer-review CAN'T be corrupt. Sound familiar?
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(96)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
20 misconceptions about sex: Subby is shocked to learn that his 10.5 inch long EEE wide penis doesn't correlate to his shoe size
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(115)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(16)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you slurp your soup? Congratulations, you're eating it correctly
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Study finds that being patient at the plate doesn't correlate with scoring more runs. Sorry, Terry Francona
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(49)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence rips Emma Watson's eyes out in front of horrified crowd
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(150)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Government scientists want to fix your memory, make sure you correctly recall that we've always been at war with Eurasia, and that there are five lights
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(10)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We are now living in Bizzaro world as GM is NOT recalling 1.8 million pickups for corroding brakelines
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(23)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Today in "It's corruption except when leftists do it": having solved all of NYC's problems, Deblasio's staff are now busy scheduling college tours for the mayor's son, shuttling him to and fro
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(114)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "Woman who could flip her butt implants speaks out against botched plastic surgery," with horrifying butt implant flipping video (maybe not safe for work, possibly fatal to the squeamish)
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(95)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Great. Now we've got porn-sniffing dogs to worry about
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(89)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Obamacare rate hikes be the September surprise that torpedoes Democrats in the midterms? Yes. The correct answer is yes
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(284)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cloud providers want you to know that the NSA is the least of your worries
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(24)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
In the hot summer. In the car ran full steam. It tastes strange. For this worry? Tricycle
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(27)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The sister of a firefighter killed on 9/11 is given a flag that was flown over the World Trade Center ruins. News: The flag is stolen when she hung it up outside. Fark: Then returned 4 days later with a note reading 'I am so sorry'
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(62)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Sheriff says drink 'em if you got 'em, no worries. Bonus: The cool part of Fark's favorite state
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(21)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Poll finds average person knows five gay guys and three lesbians, which is helpful if you need help redecorating or to borrow a pickup truck
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(128)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged by fireworks. Horrible, non-sustainable, air-polluting, chemical-loaded, explosive warheads of Liberal outrage
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(127)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coffee shops with built-in Faraday cages catching on among people who wish everyone else would just STFU. ""You can come for a coffee, you can hang out in a cage, have a chat with people and not have to worry about your phone while you're here"
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(88)
 
(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(69)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I can't reply to your post because I'm out doing really fun things. I'll check for green arrows when I'm back on the site and might post a reply later. Toodles
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(80)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Katy Perry stole this Christian rap duo's song and corrupted it with black magic
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(85)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
'Bubbling' Is the new teen trend that no teen anywhere has ever done but will be reported in horrified tones by news outlets across the country
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(152)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
If there is one thing that is worrying both the left and the right for the 2016 election, it's the Clinton money machine coming from Wall Street
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(136)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Embedded war correspondent narrowly escapes arrest by enemy in warzone
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York is on its way to setting a new record for most legislators forced from office by ethics issues in a single term, so naturally the governor has disbanded the state's anti-corruption commission
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(11)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
America may not be on the soccer...sorry, "football" bandwagon yet, but yesterday's match proved that we're damn near close to getting on it
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(146)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Cochran: Sir, I say, sir, I did *not* buy the black vote. All I did was warn them about what a horrible piece of filth you'd be in office for them if you won
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it lime to Jill off auto corrupt?
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(92)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Come see a Farker's band in Orlando tomorrow night (wed, July 2). Free beer to the first guy comes in and says, "I'm here from FARK"
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(7)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kelsey Grammer is correcting grammar usage on Twitter
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(41)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
Will Big Jim successfully hang Barbie? Will Joe and Norrie have virginal love against the dome? Will the Dome have more baby domes? Why is Stephen King still attaching his name to this show? Under the Dome Season 2 premieres at 10PM
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(31)
 
(News 92 FM)
 
 
 
If you bought a lottery ticket at a Shell station in League City, TX in January, there are 12 million reasons you need to be in Austin tomorrow
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(12)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain introducing bedtimes for youthful offenders in correctional facilities, is considering mandatory storytime and forced tuck-ins as well
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(23)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do the wine snobs say that you are holding the bottle incorrectly when pouring? Well, tell them to put a cork in it
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(15)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Billboard for new Guillermo del Toro TV horror series is grossing out Los Angeles
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(53)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel to critcs: "Don't worry. I'm just a flash in the pan anyway"
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(39)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the 100 year anniversary of the day a Serbian assassin murdered the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, igniting the worst war the world had ever known. In memory of that somber occasion, Serbia is putting up a statue. Of the assassin
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(179)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Molson beer fridge will only open for people who can correctly sing Canada's national anthem. Wait, I didn't think the old Hockey Night in Canada theme had any words
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(37)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who drinks his own urine diagnosed with kidney disease. Bear Grylls reported to be looking a bit worried
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(50)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The streets of Recife heading towards Arena Pernambuco are all underwater after torrential rains. Hopefully there is nothing important going on at that stadium today
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(15)
 
(SFX (UK))
 
 
 
The Doctor saying goodbye to Rose for the first of approximately 27 times tops a Best 250 Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy moments poll. If the kids voting on this ever saw Earthshock or Caves of Androzani, their minds would be blown
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(79)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Because Rhode Island doesn't have enough of a reputation for corruption, a convicted felon is now running for mayor of Providence. And will probably win
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(29)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Speed of light needs correcting after photons outpaced by neutrinos. Speed of dark unchanged
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(109)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn freaked out by her own horror movie, that her 15 minutes aren't up yet
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(104)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Chris Christie facing corruption investigation over bridge repair. This is not a repeat from every day for the last six months
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(37)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman banned from zoo after climbing into lion enclosure. Seems like a self-correcting problem
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(34)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Snakelike robots with tiny saws are heading in humanity's future horrorifices
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(20)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Foreign parents of children in Japanese schools worry about intense pressure on their kids to join and commit to school clubs. "Why can't Japan get the hang of moderation? Basically they are training them to be great salarymen"
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(87)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Be vewy vewy quiet, Padres pitcher Alex Torres is hunting wabbits
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(27)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Google looking to buy manufacturer of security cams designed to be placed throughout your home. Nothing to worry about it all, citizen
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(28)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What are you in solitary for?" "I murdered two people. You?" "I'm the State Secretary for Corrections and wanted to check out the accommodations"
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(59)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Governor Terry McAuliffe to Virginia Republicans: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my unilaterally expanding Medicaid coverage
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(65)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines wants to kill their passengers in a fiery wreck because they serve beer on the plane, says columnist that spends way too much time worrying about other people's drinking habits
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(176)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Berkeley to add carbon-shame labels to gasoline pumps. Are you ashamed yet, you horrible, horrible, fossil-fuel-burning, earth-hating monster? SHAME
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(82)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Looking back at Star Trek and the most incommunicative alien species the TNG crew ever encountered, the Tamarians. "More familiarity with our own mythology might help us relate to theirs," Picard incorrectly surmised
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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(90)
 
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists use 17 skulls from 430,000 years ago to demonstrate the early evolution of what would eventually become the Neanderthals. In other news, this headline lacks any jokes but don't worry there will be plenty of jokes to the right
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan and Dan Savage agree: Antigay activists are 'worried that dicks are delicious'
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(115)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Conservationists push to triple America's grizzly bear population. What could possibly go horribly, terrifyingly, limb-rendingly wrong?
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(61)
 
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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(107)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The answer is "corruption"
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(35)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Here's six horror movies that would be much better if they had included Ray Liotta. Yes, you read that right. Ray Liotta
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(32)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Five questions Americans have about the World Cup but are too embarrassed to ask. Tag for you if you can not answer at least 3 correctly
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(184)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chaos in Iraq is worrying everyone except oil companies and the people who owns their stocks. They're rolling around in piles of money and snorting coke of hookers' asses
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(76)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
How come ISIS has swept across northern Iraq with such ease? It could be down to the insane levels of corruption in Iraq, from the top down, and its ineffective parliament. Iraq was a failed state way before the ISIS rampage
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(129)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In what is perhaps the most New Jersey story about New Jersey ever written, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino gets arrested for fighting at a tanning salon
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(40)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFA's Bryan Fischer admits live, on the air, that he thinks that Islamic Sharia law would be "preferable to what we have right now" and that "Islamic fundamentalists rightly accuse the US of corrupting the morality of the entire world"
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(101)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Sorry, Mom. I'll go to class now"
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(165)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How will we decide which planets to terraform? If I recall correctly, the plan involves Ricardo Montalban, revenge, and a dead Vulcan
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(60)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Looking for an original topic for your Ph.D thesis? Sorry, but a study about why your iPhone headphones get tangled has just been taken
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How you will learn to stop worrying and love Big Brother
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hackers steal details of 650,000 customers from Domino's Pizza, demand $50,000 to return the data or they will post the names of people who pay money for Domino's horrible, horrible pizza
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you worried about the negative effects of Mercury's retrograde on your mind, body, and spirit? Good news: The new Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten (TM) is here to help you
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More and more concert promoters vow to enforce a zero-tolerance policy on drug use at their summer fest... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face
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(56)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention all Fark thespians. "Rob Ford the Musical" is holding casting calls tomorrow. Are YOU fat, drunk and belligerent enough to walk the boards as the big man himself? Methinks thou art
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(37)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Turbulence causes structural tail damage in a Virgin Australia plane. But don't worry, it will be fixed by the next flight, or the next flight, or the next flight, or the
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(11)
 
(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Problem: the word "hero" is overused. Solution: borrow the word "superheld" from German and use it to describe real heroic people. Real superheld dead from cancer
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Polish man keeps lawnmower on the balcony in case it gets stolen. Did I say lawnmower? Sorry, I meant horse
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(12)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Men who met sex partners via app have a greater incidence of gonorrhea and chlamydia compared to men who meet the old fashioned way: clubs, the street, sex party, bathhouse or the more recent old fashioned way: online dating sites"
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(94)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The sad, sorry decline of George Will from Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist to Fox News wannabe
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(60)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things, episode 1433: asshat using a Central Park water fountain as a bidet for their horrid little yap-yap dog that would be hawk chow in a just world
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British businesses say their number one worry is cybercrime, narrowly edging out "the Dutch"
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(3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tying a rope around your waist and running down a cliff face may sound dangerous, but don't worry, this guy thought of every safety precaution. That's why he put a bucket on his head
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(54)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and a full moon, the last time this will happen until 2049. Here comes the superstitious math
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(46)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
12 reasons to watch Edge Of Tomorrow. The best part? It's all videos. Shhh, no tears, only dreams now
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(112)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Over the past decade Morrissey has canceled 96 concerts. Finally, there's a petition to make sure it won't happen again
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The FIFA World Cup begins tomorrow with Brazil Vs Croatia opening. Just as importantly, World Cup FFPL kicks off - there can be only Juan
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(63)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Philippine judge: Ancient Chinese maps debunk Beijing's sea claims. Sorry China, no South China Sea islands for you, it's written in stone
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(52)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
If firefighters have to enter your house through a second story window and then shovel a path through trash to try to rescue your sorry ass, you may be a hoarder
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top ten vegetarian and vegan blogs, as measured by ease of avoidance when compared to getting stuck at Morrissey concert
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(47)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
What happens when you apply for an immigration visa for your daughter to enter the U.S. the correct way? She waits on line for 21 years only to get turned away for being too old
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oh good, I was worried we'd get through a week without a school shooting. I don't handle change well
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(834)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
And so the federal government confiscation of private banking accounts begins... but only in Australia, so don't you worry because it's 'over there'
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(142)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Next up in the "Why the fark are they rebooting this horror franchise?" queue: Leprechaun
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(22)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When BP and Anheuser-Busch are worried about the effects of being associated with you will have on their reputation, perhaps it's time to reconsider your position
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(39)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sorry everyone, a computer did not just pass the Turing test
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(87)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 horrifying truths about funeral homes, straight from an undertaker's mouth (Warning: Some graphic content)
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(171)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Colbrunn, the hitting coach for the Red Sox suffered subarachnoid brain hemorrhage, but is resting in the hospital and is expected to recover. Also reports experiencing a sudden strange affinity for the Yankees
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(10)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yankees introduce series of team-branded whines. Wines. Sorry, force of habit
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how corrupt the Afghan government may be, if you survive freakin' bombs blasting your campaign motorcade, you deserve to relax a bit with some corruption
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(4)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sorry, spinach. Apologies, broccoli. With a perfect score of 100, the most complete vegetable for nutrition is ____________
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(193)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia officials to Uber and Lyft: You have not paid sufficient bribes ... er, sorry, obtained official permits ... and are therefore no longer allowed to operate within the state
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(64)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Video montage of every movie that The Wachowskis' ripped off (/borrowed from) for The Matrix
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(24)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the simplest terms, I am trying to teach the computer how to diagnose cancer," says Nobel Laureate. Oh sorry, says 19-year-old who has already won a $50,000 Google scholarship and been invited to the White House to showcase her research
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New 'Daily Show' correspondent leaves Jon Stewart speechless... by reporting actual news
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(47)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sorry Ryan Lewis, nobody has any idea who you are
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(31)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Cleveland Indians "Ten Cent Beer Night" goes horribly wrong. "Fans threw rocks on the field, stormed the field, attacked the opposing team. Texas was awarded a forfeit." Ah, the good times
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(28)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey, sorry your little girl disappeared without a trace in our resort town seven years ago. But would mind awfully not looking for her body for a few more months? It really bums out the tourists. Kthnxby
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(64)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Here's a team-up no one ever expected to see: Morrissey and Pamela Anderson
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(18)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
First look at Kevin Smith's new horror movie Tusk, in which Justin Long is surgically transformed into a walrus. Coo coo kachoo
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(66)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
UCSB shooter was a quiet man who kept to hims ... I'm sorry, EVERYBODY knew he was psychotic from back in his Elementary School days & is not surprised in the least
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(118)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"So what if Qatar's World Cup bid was corrupt? So is almost everything about soccer"
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(51)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sorry guys, but Melissa Etheridge is now off the market
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(46)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oscar-nominated actress Joan Lorring found dead at 88 in Sleepy Hollow. Ichabod Crane unavailable for comment
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(7)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Quelle horreur. Ce n'est pas possible. Le monde se rend
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(114)
 
(AgWeb)
 
 
 
Screw the science and damn the torpedoes. EPA must rush through a rule that will allow Coast Guard cutters to float in your pond in the backyard. Oh wait, sorry. Float in THEIR pond in your backyard
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(127)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans to middle class: Come on, baby. I'm sorry I hit you. It's just that I love you so much, you know? You know I love you. You forgive me, right? Come on, we're so good together. That's it, baby. Yeah, I love you so much
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(299)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hello Senator I am Asad, I mean Bob, yes Bob, from the New Yurk Times. Can you please give me quote about email addresses and passwords you use? This is totally legit story so don't worry
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(15)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: "It's only a matter of time before Uncle Sam holds a gun to my head and forces me to marry my six children, my cat Sprinkles, the Washington Monument, and the rotting corpse of George Washington"
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(79)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So, you know how 'Edge of Tomorrow' was clearly going to be awful, etc, etc? Yeah, about that
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(136)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Not News: Purported reality TV "millionaire" is not a millionaire; News: He attempts to correct that situation by extorting money from the federal government; Fark: His picture on The Smoking Gun
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is why you don't outsource patriotism: Korean War memorial outsourced to Egyptian company is a historical photoshop horror
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(80)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The average CEO now makes 259 times what the average worker makes, up from 181 times that salary in 2009. That's a pretty steep increase. Here's why he's worth so much more than your sorry ass
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(57)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Map of the world in stereotypes is insanely comprehensive, mostly correct
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(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In celebration of two great horror film actor's birthdays, here is a video of Christopher Lee talking about Vincent Price
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(8)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how DNA is "edited" to correct genetic diseases? Researches have now seen the process, and this is what it looks like
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't care about your sympathy. I don't give a shiat that you feel sorry for me. Get to work and do something. I'll tell the president the same thing if he calls me. Getting a call from a politician doesn't impress me"
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(401)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris attacked his mother with a bed leg
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(38)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Former correctional center employee armed with a rifle enters the public lobby of her former prison, gets denied entry as the facility gets placed on lockdown, shoots herself in the chin, and walks back out to the parking lot
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(58)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Scientists say the threat to humanity from a superbug is as grave as the threat posed by climate change. So, nothing to worry about, then?
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(35)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Take THAT, illegal downloaders: Watch Dog's torrent has a virus that turns a PC into a bitcoin miner
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(162)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fresh off the terror of VA waiting lists, President Obama travels to Afghanistan to personally subject our brave soldiers to the horrors of Brad Paisley's music
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(107)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today: Your "Gluten Intolerance" may actually be from something else in wheat. Tomorrow: "I have a fructan allergy. Do you have any fructan-free products?"
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(63)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Morrissey manages to piss off all of his fans in the Midwest after cutting his show in Nebraska short because he misunderstood a fan's comment
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(43)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The twentieth century vision of tomorrow didn't quite nail the twenty-first century one
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(44)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to make a hamburger patty from stem cells? Well, sorry, but it's a lot harder than you think. And you also really need some new hobbies, dude
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(12)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Prosecutor is sorry if any crack hoes were offended by his fully intended comment
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Why fat fashion models are here to stay, and not just because someone left a box of Dunkin' Donuts at the photo shoot. "'Plus-size' is an unfortunate term. The correct term is 'curve'"
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(143)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
The world's best job? Panda cuddler. You have until July 15 to apply and job description notes, "Your work has only one mission, spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows"
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(83)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You should never let your new friend you met in rehab borrow your SUV. Even if you're Rob Ford
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(53)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Stripper gets arrested, masturbates in cell to the enterta...err...horror of the officers
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(93)
 

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