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288 headlines found matching 'Orr'
Thu September 03, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin thinks President Obama should worry about ISIS and the economy, not renaming mountains, pronoun consistency
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(124)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Following Drew's example for when the servers go down, Hillary's tech guy is taking a fifth. Sorry -- that's taking THE fifth
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Wed September 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ohio may not legalize marijuana because everyone is worried about privatization
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(126)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Icelandic government: Sorry, we can only take in 50 Syrian refugees. Icelandic people: Björk that, we've got spare rooms, pull up a stól and try the brennivín
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband wants me to dress up as one of our friends during sex and he wants to call me by her name. Should I be worried?"
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(89)
 


Tue September 01, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
More Republicans falsely believe Ted Cruz was born in America than correctly believe Barack Obama was born in America
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(128)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news - the summer stock correction is over
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(32)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news - the summer stock correction is not over
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(2)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 1993: Rarely-seen, pre-production test scenes filmed for the movie Forrest Gump, including a "pre"-Forrest Gump Tom Hanks and scenes from a six-year-old Haley Joel Osment
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Mon August 31, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Recoil in horror at these examples of the most ill-advised continuations of classic science fiction and fantasy TV shows
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(90)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The city of Chicago is suing the operator of their red light cameras for $300 million because of a massive corruption case and because Rahm Emmanuel wants to be reelected
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Sun August 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out, electing the 22-year-old girlfriend of a politician accused of corruption as mayor isn't the best idea. Bonus: She lived 170 miles from town and communicated to her staff through text
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Paramedics called after upper decker goes horribly awry
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Sat August 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin and Trump commiserate over the horror of "gotcha" questions, wondering why the press never asks Hillary what her favorite Bible verse is
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(174)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Week 3 of the preseason kicks off tomorrow. Meaning most Fark Fantasy Leagues will be drafting in earnest next week. Are you looking for a team or is your league looking for a few Farkers? Then look here
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(45)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
In "Headlines from Tomorrow", Citizen Journalist James O'Keefe's death attributed to Arkancide
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(55)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
26% of employers worry about Obamacare's "Cadillac Tax." Which is not to be confused with people who can't afford health insurance because they are living in a 1964 Cadillac
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It turns out hiring a woman to be an NFL running backs coach was a horrible idea. Just kidding. All the players accept her and she's making an impact
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Wed August 26, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Quick question: How many Federal government agencies exist? Don't know? Don't worry; the government doesn't know, either
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama apologizes to Japan after WikiLeaks claimed Washington had spied on them. Japan responds by handing Obama a Seppuku sword and tells him to apologize the correct way
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(66)
 
(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
A cop, corrections employee and inmate all share something and it's not a coke
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(32)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC coach is sorry that he mixed drugs and alcohol and went on a profanity laced tirade because he can usually do that sober
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NSA worries that quantum computing will bypass all cryptography. Or it may not
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(32)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you're dressing up in a hooded cloak and leaving raw meat at a children's playground in Gastonia, NC, the police would sorta like to talk to you. So would a couple of horror movie directors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to bbq some burgers and 'dogs on the grill this holiday weekend? Good, good. Enjoy. And don't worry too much about whether all that tasty charring might be giving you cancer. It's probably not. Probably
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Mon August 24, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter sits down for BBC interview, says "I am clean", "Football is not corrupt", "I am not responsible for Chuck Blazer", "We have always been at war with Eurasia"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With many Wall Street gurus now saying they knew the current stock market correction was coming, meet the man who actually predicted it in writing
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(45)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Straight Outta Compton is #1 for the second week in a row, Mission Impossible 5: The Final Frontier remaining #2. Needless horror sequel Sinister 2 is #3 with $11 million and the awful-looking American Ultra bombs at #6 with $5.6 million
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Sat August 22, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Politician: "Look at these autocomplete suggestions that show what horrible racists my opponent's supporters are." Internet: "Er, that's your personal search history"
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Supermarket chain ordered to pay $8.9 million to MIchael Jordan for using his name. "No one -- whether or not they're a public figure -- should have to worry about their identity being used without their permission"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Department of Corrections employee complies with Freedom Of Information Act request, gives out personal data on hundreds of employees to the friend of an incarcerated felon
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(30)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: I'd like to change my position on stopping birthright citizenship from "Absolutely" to "I Dunno." Sorry, guys, I was just too tired to seriously commit to an actual position
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Fri August 21, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
The California gig has been cancelled. But don't worry, it's not a big electoral college town
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Thu August 20, 2015
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but list of police breaches at UK nuclear power stations in last three years is "like something out of The Simpsons"
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There is a strong correlation between working longer hours and being less productive. It is better to look busy and have a stroke, we feel, than to get things done then switch off"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey calls President Obama an "Oreo" because he's "really white on the inside" because he dared to support legitimate police action in Ferguson
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Wed August 19, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some people lack the capacity to recognize emotions like joy, sorrow and love, even without spending time on Fark
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When citizens conspire to import a dangerous illegal substance, they face harsh prison sentences. When a state's department of corrections conspires to import a purposefully deadly illegal substance, they get a politely-worded letter from the FDA
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Tue August 18, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman orders a cake topper for her daughter's 21st birthday confection, fails to realize that autocorrect doesn't recognize "wee blond girl"
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Sun August 16, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, are you finding the 20,000 ton pile of putrid, rat-infested industrial and domestic waste that spontaneously combusts on a weekly basis a problem?"
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's a man in a bear suit who's been harassing bears feeding on salmon in Alaska. Authorities would like to talk to him, but admit it's probably going to be a self-correcting problem in the end
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston says he loves what Donald Trump is doing - even though he has "terrible ideas and would be a horrible president"
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Wed August 12, 2015
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Why a calorie is not a calorie. Stay tuned for tomorrow's story where a calorie is a calorie
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Sorry kale, you had a good run. However, it's time to give the spotlight back to cauliflower... roasted with a little oil and garlic
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(6)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Correspondent who knows nothing about the US system of government asks whether Tony Abbott is the antidote to Obama
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk college student, looking for an extension on his paper, emails his professor, tells him he loves him, is "sorry that u r bald" and offers to hook him up with a girl. Fark: He gets the extension
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The amount of time women spend on doing their hair and faces so they look professional before going into work is now known as the Makeup Tax. "This tax is one that men don't have to worry about, and is essentially another form of pay inequality"
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Tue August 11, 2015
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
What happens when you change the key to the themes for horror movie classics from minor to major? For one, "Saw" becomes a Dick Wolf crime-drama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today - Megyn Kelly: "I won't be cowed by Donald Trump." Tomorrow - Donald Trump: "Speaking of cows"
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(115)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Bernie Sanders' Black Lives Matters Problem." I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of 27,000 people showing up to my rally in LA
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(428)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sorry Thomas Jefferson, the Party for you is over, Andrew Jackson will get the lights on the way out
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Women have been live-Tweeting their menstrual cycles directly to Donald Trump as a response to his abhorrent, sexist comments about Megyn Kelly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to use a background check website to look up my boyfriend; I knew about the domestic violence, but I discovered an alias. Do I look up that alias too, or should I let bygones be bygones and continue to worry?"
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Mon August 10, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
Some liberal media outlet on Donald Trump: He's no P. T. Barnum, he's Neidermeyer from Animal House. Wait, sorry, it's the National Review
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(145)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The NFL rankings are here. The same teams are still horrible. The same teams are still good. And the 49ers are still losing players on a weekly basis
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(78)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
When your best receiver is suspended and the head coach isn't worried, you either have other great receivers or a few great running backs
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(4)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For some reason, the GOP is worried it might have an image problem with women
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(131)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Falling oil prices force Saudi Arabia to borrow money to finance their growing deficits. Leaders say it's a conspiracy, and nothing less than a sheik down
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(79)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Curiosity rover sends back Mars photo showing hot woman, cute little house, some yard art and horrible parking job
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(25)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
FIFA opens internal corruption investigation. No, really. Stop laughing, they're serious
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(15)
 
(Flixist)
 
 
 
Don't worry, we made a countdown clock so you'll know exactly when we'll all be able to watch The Day the Clown Cried
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(63)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
You can train your mind to be disgusted at terrifying, awful things, such as snakes, grits, insects, the GOP presidential hopefuls--but can you teach it to recoil in horror from high calorie foods?
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother-in-law just won a lot of money in the lottery. My husband and I need money, and so far Mr. Moneybags hasn't offered us anything to help out, and I worry we're going to have to beg. What's etiquette in this situation?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What happens when you pack 2,000 people onto a cruise ship and let them run around naked? One word: Horrifying (Not safe for work. Difficulty: old people)
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(46)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a mathematically correct way to cut your bagel. No advice on how to cut the cheese
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(41)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Miles Teller was correct when he said Fantastic Four "isn't the kind of movie that gets 80 or 90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes." Very, very correct
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(216)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco is so thoroughly soaked in urine that the light poles are toppling over from the corrosion
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(126)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you left your newborn baby with umbilical cord still attached on an LA sidewalk, police would love to chat with you about your amazing parenting skills [but don't worry; the baby is alive in spite of this]
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The waiting room had HORRIBLE decor. Taupe and green. Staff was mostly very friendly and knowledgeable, but so slooooooooow. Parking wasn't bad. Minus one star because, no popsicles. Yelp does ERs
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(59)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
High school freshman lacking required vaccination contracts whooping cough. Correction: Congressional GOP freshman contracts whooping cough
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(83)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kim Richards, of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, shops at Target. CORRECTION: ShopLIFTS at Target
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(30)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist does an in-depth investigation on whether or not the U.S. economy will ever truly recover. Just kidding. The Economist does an investigative report on why Mexicans like Morrissey so much
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(43)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Do you like Italian ice? Are you good at solving mysteries? Well if you can crack the case of the bounce house that was stolen then later returned with an 'I'm sorry' note then you will be rewarded with free Italian ice for a year
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(13)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who killed two children in a car crash shows up to hearing wearing t-shirt and shorts, gets scolded by judge for dressing as if he didn't care about the horrific crime. Tag is for the judge
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(173)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Will the bagpipes be playing for Bethe Correia, or will Rowdy Ronda Rousey suffer her first loss at UFC 190? Early Prelims begin at 7 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, switching over to Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM, with the main card at 10 PM on PPV
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(624)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
64-year-old former Las Vegas showgirl still looks like she's in her 20s: "I start the day with a cup of warm water with lemon in, followed by some porridge with honey or coconut oil and a small coffee after I have finished working out" (w/pics)
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(129)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
As if California didn't have enough to worry about - killer trees
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(38)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Five reasons why Hillary Clinton isn't worried about Bernie Sanders....yet
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(172)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Morrissey: "I was groped by TSA." TSA: "That's just like, your opinion, man"
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Breathless MH370 correspondents planning Reunion tour
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(66)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
A sequel to Edge of Tomorrow is hinted at by Tom Cruise in which his character dies in a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow is hinted at by Tom Cruise in which his character dies in a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow is hinted at by Tom Cruise in which he lives
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(147)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
1922 horror film Nosferatu to be remade. Considering the Ventrue's True Blood and Toreador poseurs' Twilight burying the scary bloodsucker concept into ground, might as well go back
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(74)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
We're very sorry our bias-free language guide offended you, loyal American. Lo siento
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(205)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Toddler gets dream Bart-themed birthday party. New Orleans Personal Injury Lawyer Morris Bart, that is
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(28)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
How many computers will crash? How many people will be without their hardware or software working correctly? How many people will just wait till July 28, 2016 to install? This is your Windows 10 launch day thread (LGT live blog)
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(251)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Head of construction company faces Brazilian corruption charges as part of the Petrobras scandal. Man, that's a lot of charges
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(18)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Governor Brownback: "Gee whiz, I sure am sorry I'm leaving on personal vacation for two weeks and won't be available to answer questions about my plan for $50 million in budget cuts until then"
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(52)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The term "fascist" may be the most over-used and incorrectly-applied epithet in all of politics, however a close look at the statements and proposed policies of Donald "Il Douchey" Trump, shows he might actually qualify as one
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(59)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The customer service hall of shame results are in, and while you can probably guess all 10 companies on it, can you guess the correct order?
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(78)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Nobody in Pine Lake, GA knows if Forrest Rd is racist or not but they want one 'R' removed anyways
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(108)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judith Miller's former employer corrects slanderous story for the second time, claims printing slander from anonymous source not its fault
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(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson admits he's puzzled as to why God failed to smite the US Supreme Court after they handed down their decision in Roe v. Wade. Maybe God was worried people would see it as a disapproval of US v. FL East Coast Railway instead
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Sat July 25, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
That horrible little league dad is actually a "narcissistic parent" who will eat your spleen if you ask him to tone it down
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Fri July 24, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry about a thing, Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan. Dennis Rodman has your back
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(84)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hy·poc·ri·sy - When Harry Reid rakes in more than a millon dollars from one special interest by criticizing another special interest group as the worst example of the corrupting influence of special interest money in politics
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(37)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Dear St. Bernard Parish Water Customer: We've found deadly brain eating amoeba in water samples. But don't worry. We believe, no, we INSIST that the water is safe to drink. Cheers, Your Water Company
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(46)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk on Ted Cruz: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Analysis of vocabulary used by 99 of the biggest-selling artists finds Eminem and Kanye West ahead of Bob Dylan and the Beatles for number of words used. No details regarding number of words used correctly
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Thu July 23, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about what being born into a wealthy family means for the future financial security of a child is wrong. No wait, check that. Is right. Everything you thought you knew about that is right. Sorry
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(54)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Still think that the Fukushima nuclear plant is nothing to worry about? Well, what about the DEFORMED MUTANT DAISIES?
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(83)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Missouri state legislator wants court to deny his own daughters birth control coverage, because he's worried that his parenting skills won't be enough to keep them from using it
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(205)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Mugabe: So maybe that whole three decades or so of genocide, corruption, and generally running the country into the shiatter was the teensiest bit off base on my part. We cool?
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(24)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Your outrage of the day---Target sells womens t-shirts with TROPHY emblazoned on it. The horror. The horror
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(269)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
To kill one man at an intersection due to negligent driving is careless. To kill another, at the same intersection, seven years later is a bit of a worry. Let's see if the judge gives her another chance by issuing a new learner's permit
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
It's never a good day when a horse beats the hell out of your car and leaves without so much as a written "I'm sorry" note on your windshield
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A string of code can unpick lies the world over," said the author with horror
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(128)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House: We'll just let the UN make the call on the Iran deal, and...Democrats: Hold up there, Hopey - you may not have any more elections to worry about but we do
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Mon July 20, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Gov. Scott Walker (WI-R sorry about this) signs 20 week abortion ban with no exceptions for rape or incest
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(305)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi to American G.I.s: Sorry about that
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(112)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: Scott Walker, do you think homosexuality is a choice? Scott Walker: Gosh, you know, there's lots of stuff I don't know and don't have opinions on. Lots of stuff. Looooots and looooots of stuff. Oh my, look at the time. Sorry, gotta go
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(196)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What's the optimal speed for exercise? Sorry, Farkers... but it's a positive, non-zero number
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(30)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Correctional officer who blew the whistle on a bad inmate extraction was fired and labeled a traitor for turning in one of his fellow officers, who intentionally popped out the mentally ill prisoner's eyeball
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(106)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your government is data-mining for every little piece of data they can find out about you as part of its new database. But don't worry--it'll only be used for "racial and economic justice"
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(88)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Liverpool library patrons borrow all the crime books at library to protest cuts to library budget. City mayor: "It is a shame they didn't check out some Economic books"
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(30)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Perhaps worried that people's faith in humanity might be coming back, mobile home park owner threatens to evict any residents that take deliveries from a local food bank
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(126)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
"Political correctness just might do more damage to American security than did the Germans, Japanese, and Soviets"
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(135)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Electrolux: Sorry, but our profits do not suck
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(16)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British teens "hospitalized on horror sunburn trip" when they ignored teachers' repeated pleas and fried their fishbelly white British skins by exposing it to direct sunlight for minutes at a time (pics)
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(153)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight horrible video game villains. Beware, I Live
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(139)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The Florida man arrested for raping an alligator was actually arrested for raping a child. And a peacock. So we're awfully sorry if you thought ill of him due to our error
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(41)
 
(IFL Science)
 
Video
 
The Magnus Effect explains why basketballs swerve when dropped from a great height, Shaq's horrible free-throw percentage
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(37)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
'Highly aggressive' snake on the loose after it kills pet store worker in Texas: "Residents of Austin are slightly worried about the newly-freed cobra snake"
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's a star-powered, special effects-laden movie, and every film of its kind since owes it a debt of gratitude. It's "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow." Wait, what?
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(87)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer pranks Katie Couric by borrowing her phone and texting her husband "I wanna have anal tonight"
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(202)
 
(WRCB)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reported "horrific" incident at TN Naval Reserve Center as police hunt active shooter
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(988)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sorry about your penis, Ben Affleck. HOLY MIDLIFE CRISIS, BATMAN
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(168)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania to charge former Harrisburg mayor with corruption for diverting public funds to buy a full suit of armor and a vampire hunting kit. While the city might be bankrupt, I don't see any vampires roaming around
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(52)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the beach." (w/vid)
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to stop procrastinating forever ... starting tomorrow
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(53)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum warns voters that Scott Walker's wife will make him soft on gays. But don't worry, Santorum will remain rock hard on gays. Rock. Hard. On
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(75)
 
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
The Farkcast is back to cover coincidental computer crashes, revision to police seizure laws and...Golden Corral?
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(5)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Greece borrowed money. Now they have to pay it back. Why is that so complicated?"
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(101)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
"While Republicans fret about their party's outreach to minorities, leading Democrats worry their party no longer speaks to white people, particularly white men, and they could lose the White House because of it"
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(288)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Morrissey hates snooze musicians Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran. So, point to Morrissey
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(43)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anyone got an extra $96 billion? Greece would totally like to borrow it
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(151)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to outline her economic policy vision tomorrow. Anyone want to wager on if it will be "raise taxes on the rich"? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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(200)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans should worry about John Kasich, not Donald Trump
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(98)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan could teach the West a thing or two about sleeping on the job, aka urban napping. "If carried out correctly an inemuri is an honourable kind of minor failure, like having no time to eat lunch, or 200 unanswered emails"
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(57)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the media's July 4th terror panic? The actual intelligence report said "Meh, there's nothing to really worry about"
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(54)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
When it comes to schizophrenia and smoking, correlation IS causation. Or maybe it's the other way around
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(17)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sega President: After watching other companies, we realize that releasing good games is the most important part of being a gaming company, so sorry about pretty much everything in the last 15 years
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(96)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
How to get a bus to stop outside a pub. 1. "Borrow" a bus stop sign. 2. Place it outside the pub in question. 3. Watch in amazement as buses treat it like a proper stop, and it becomes adopted as part of the route. Easy
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(24)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Yeah sorry, you are no hairy X-Man Wolverine. Next?
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(11)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for four men who robbed a Golden Corral and shot a manager at the store prior to making their slow, pudding-like exit
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dear Morrison's. Is the secret ingredient in shampoo really poo like my dad says?
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(24)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"This is my horrendous car, it could be yours. I'll level with you, it's shiate - all rusted and stinks of mackerel. I eat a lot of mackerel. Decent stereo, but I'm keeping that"
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(46)
 
(Leighton Buzzard Observer)
 
 
 
Parents horrified after 'swearing doll' teaches their 2-year-old the F-word. Warning: contains the F-word, repeatedly - video
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(55)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nation predicted to overtake the United States of America is suddenly hemorrhaging trillions of dollars. This is not a repeat
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(55)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM is worried about what might happen to you if you buy an aluminum-bodied truck
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(74)
 
(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
Science asks, and answers, the biggest psychological question of our time: "How do horror video games work and why do people keep playing them?"
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(60)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Internet's full. Moose out front should have told you
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(51)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Please get your tiny violins at the ready as billionaires and celebrities are worried about the effects of climate change on their private islands
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(131)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm at the casino. I wonder if I could borrow your rice cooker. Can you leave it by my car?"
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(53)
 
(Lasorda's Lair)
 
 
 
Dodgers reward fan who films himself catching home runs and has a popular YouTube channel by making him an official Dodgers correspondent. Just kidding, they shut him down
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(15)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Today, Morrissey announces UK tour. Next week, Morrissey announces cancellation of UK tour
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(30)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Are you worried about your neighbor's gun collection? Try living next door to a German man with a tank
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(77)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC issues statement responding to the 44 complaints it received over the Kanye West Glastonbury broadcast: "We issued a warning it was possible to be offended by not only his foul language, but the horribleness of what he calls singing"
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(59)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After moving investigations of corrupt politicians to the Texas Rangers and prosecutions back to each's home town, AG Ken Paxton finds himself being charged with first-degree felony corruption by the Texas Rangers in his home town
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(41)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter: "Whoever calls me corrupt will have to prove it." Challenge accepted
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(21)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Two Twitter-mining chatbots have a conversation with each other, the result is hilarious and horrifying
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(31)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Worried about an Armageddon-type asteroid hitting the Earth? Scientists say to relax - the odds are one in 20,000,000,000,000, or the same as winning the lottery two weeks running
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serve up some poutine, crack open a cold Kokanee, dust off your extra "U"s, and apologize to a stranger. It's your annual celebration of all things Canuck. Happy 148th, Canada. (Sorry)
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(145)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sorry, University of Missouri, The Hillary is a little out of your price range. With The Chelsea, you can still get a real Clinton, but for 75% less
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(108)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Boston officials reintroduce 2024 Olympic bid, hoping that if they dress it up in affordable-housing drag, nobody will notice the mountains of corporate welfare and plain old Masshat corruption going on
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(70)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow in Florida, you will be able to buy "64-ounce beer containers known as 'growlers' and get them filled at breweries." And here are the rest of the new laws that take effect in our favorite state July 1
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(130)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So if I understand Cruz correctly, and Lord knows I don't try, he would accept gay marriage, like interracial marriage, if we fought a bloody civil war over the concept of enslaving gay people
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(98)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
19 years after the debut of Wes Craven's horror hit Scream, it's time to catch up with the original cast. Don't answer the phone
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(25)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
So, what are you going to do with all that extra time you're getting tomorrow?
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(26)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
ACLU: We're only interested in protecting civil rights if it suits our political agenda at the time. Sorry if we're hypocritical and inconsistent
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(170)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey forced to select smaller venue to play in Nashville after belatedly realizing the Deep South probably wasn't chock full of Morrissey fans
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(34)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the --- out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lamitie
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(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One woman managed to do what all of South Carolina so far can't -- bring down the Confederate flag that flies in front of the statehouse. Don't worry, though, they got it raised again in time for a "flag supporters'" rally later today
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(226)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Students who killed one of their bandmates by hazing him to death sentenced to ten years in prison. Wait, no, sorry. I forgot what state this was; they're getting ten years of probation. For murder
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(40)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's like Christmas in July, except it's June and Hockey don't pray that way... It's the NHL Entry Draft. 1st & 2nd picks are a lock, from there it's anyone's guess. Round 1 tonight @7:00PM ET, Round 2 & beyond, tomorrow @10:00AM ET
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(195)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Today's procrastinators are tomorrow's dissemblers
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(24)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish theme park rejects racism charge, as once again the political correctness Nazis target an innocent. . . *looks at pic* holy god, what's wrong with these people?
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(233)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lake Mead water level reaches a new record low. Casino deadbeats finally don't have to worry about being knocked off until there's enough rain to raise it another six feet
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(61)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix will have a larger audience by year's end than any of the big four networks, who really should be worried at this point
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(96)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Post releases Ice Cream Sherbet Pebbles cereal, will pull it immediately after they learn people incorrectly pronounce it as SHERBERT
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(99)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Farker's new music video complete with trek and cheap '50s horror
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(5)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A beer so horrible that Americans can't get enough of it is facing a shortage
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(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas pastor willing to be burned to death in a hot, torrid, flaming, pulsing fire to oppose gay marriage
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(157)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP handpicked head of CBO declares that using the GOP's new math repealing ObamaCare will cut deficits. Oh did I say cut, sorry blow the deficits up by $137 Billion
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(54)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Comcast founder passes away at age 95. Memorial service expected tomorrow starting somewhere between the hours of 8am and 5pm
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dumbasses warned to be cautious when rubber-rafting on a fast-moving, torrential, flooded river
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(14)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scott Walker thinks maybe he'll take a few online college courses to finish his bachelor's degree. Not while he is running, mind you, because he's far too busy, but once he's elected and can relax and just have to worry about being president
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(117)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Patriots horrified after new Super Bowl rings cause fingers to shrivel up, turn black
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(38)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The playgrounds of tomorrow will not be the playgrounds you grew up with if this company has its way
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(33)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a trailer binge, here's six new trailers for six upcoming horror movies, two of which may actually be watchable
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(17)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Mommy, anything for me?" "Sorry. We tried, sweetheart. Maybe your letter didn't go through"
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Earlier reports that a lion escaped from the flooded Georgia zoo and killed a man are incorrect. It was a tiger
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(71)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you a stay at home mom who's there for your kids when they need you? Congratulations, you're doing it wrong and you're a horrible person
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(53)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tess Holliday is a supermodel who will never have to worry about the sharpness of her knees
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(229)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
American Airlines' response to someone upset that they are recognizing Gay Pride Month? Sorry, not sorry
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: Chicago-London United flight diverted in Canada due to jammed rudder. Worse: Passengers stuck in military barracks for 20 hours waiting on new plane. Horrible: No heat in barracks. AWW HELL NO: Flight re-routed through New Jersey
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(56)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Sorry, town's closed. Moose out front should have told you
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(39)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell is the best new series of 2015
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(51)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Here is something that sounds like it came from a horror movie but did not: Giant purple sea slugs invade beaches
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(41)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That's SIR Van Morrison to you brown-eyed girls everywhere
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(28)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Looking to watch some old Letterman clips on YouTube? Sorry, not today. Or tomorrow
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(26)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
22 facts about Christopher Lee that would make Chuck Norris tremble
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(63)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The FCC's new Net Neutrality rules officially take effect today after a judge refused to stay them. But don't worry too much about your favorite cable company or telecom, the House is working on a bill to block the FCC from enforcing them
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(46)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
If you're going to make a big deal of signing a key player from your main rivals and parade him in front of the press, for God's sake spell your own team's name correctly on the club scarf
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(7)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, women, you can watch 'Goodfellas,' but you'll never understand it
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(130)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
And you all thought Astrology was hokum. Don't give me that "correlation does not equal causation" crap. We have been vindicated
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rugby player breaks nose, prefers to suck it up for two days to fly to another country because "The American healthcare system is horrible"
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(59)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
So, you lost your campaign to force the high schoolers to keep calling themselves 'Redskins,' but you're still worried you might be mistaken for less than completely racist...whatever can you do? Raise your hand if you have a suggestion
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(198)
 
(Popehat)
 
 
 
"Metaphorically speaking, I hope there is a special place in hell reserved for that horrible public official on whom I am entitled to comment, purely as hyperbole, on a matter of public concern under my First Amendment rights to free speech"
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(153)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
How brazen was FIFA's corruption? One executive stole an entire FIFA training complex, by secretly putting his name on the deed
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(26)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We're sorry that we're total douches"
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(81)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This woman is probably not horrified enough about the unexplained appearance of 107 garden gnomes in her yard overnight
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(50)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker Knight of the Woeful Countenance wrote a book, and it's FREE for you today and tomorrow 4.1 stars with over 300 reviews Please check it out and let me know what you think
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought the NSA would simply ignore American surveillance laws, you were correct
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bush decides to not hire David Koch as his campaign manager. Sorry, I mean Kochel, which is Spanish for "the Koch"
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(21)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld won't do shows on college campuses because students are too politically correct, not that there's anything wrong with that
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(93)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No worries, I'm sure the $100,000 that the Clinton Foundation donated to the New York Times had absolutely nothing to do with the newspaper endorsing her later that same year
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(93)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spy takes #1 with $30 million, edging out San Andreas, which slid to #2 with $25 million. Unnecessary horror threequel Insidious 3 is #3 with $23 million, and modern bromance Entourage is a soft #4 with $18 million
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(105)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People still can't decide whether to put one space after a period or two. Even teachers disagree, although the correct answer is quite obviously one
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(237)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case anyone was worried, the Waltons will maintain control of Walmart
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(16)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A look at how Walmart became the modern day town square, complete with income disparity, cheap products, and horrible vests
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(11)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Corroded seals refurbished to original condition
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(36)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever seen a pigeon's genitals? ISIS is worried that you might
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(116)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can stop worrying about those mysterious aircraft flying over U.S. cities and spying on people. It's just the FBI
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(51)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah so we're sorry that we didn't get a hold of you over the last 10 years to let you know that your daughter is in our foster care system. It's awesome that you reached out. There's just the small matter of a $7,800 bill. So yeah
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Mon June 01, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Four & a half million people vote to decide the most talented act in Britain in 2015 . Behold the next boy band.....Oh, sorry, I mean dog
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(10)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Meet the Press is worried that all this talk about sex scandals and molestation will keep moderate, pragmatic child molesters from wanting to run for political office
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(51)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The Simpsons, yes the Simpsons, have successfully predicted the FIFA corruption scandal
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Rock cooks up a huge win after audiences found no fault with San Andreas, which took #1 with $55 million. Tomorrowland fell to #2 with $14.5 million, Pitch Perfect 2 at #3 with $13.9 million. And Cameron Crowe's Aloha bombed at #6
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Sat May 30, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced foreign correspondent admits he made up most of his biggest stories, complains he's the victim of a "media lynching" because people are checking his facts and stuff
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who mailed drug-laced letters to prison inmates will get to a chance to see how many people are willing to correspond with him via prison mail
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(7)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"They told me I was using stolen cards. I could not take the trolley of groceries home as I did not have enough money to pay. I tried to call Woolworths but no one picked up the phone. I have had a very very horrible day"
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(39)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Rand Paul vows to kill the Patriot Act tomorrow, but his fellow senators are really just annoyed about being forced to work on a Sunday
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(52)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive around in a rental car you 'borrowed' from a friend, make sure a cop's stolen badge and a pile of electronics are not in it
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(5)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Beatles held the record for most time an album stayed on the Top Five. And then Sam Smith, the boring whiner more depressing than an unmedicated Morrissey, showed up
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(54)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch the corruption happen live at the FIFA Congress as Israel gets booted out and Sepp Blatter gets reelected
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(327)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bitey Suarez says his ban was due to corruption by Blatter, not, you know, for being a farking cannibal
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam are co-champions of the Scripps National Spelling Bee after correctly spelling Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam
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(44)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin: Those FIFA guys? Honest as the day is long. Incorruptible. Shining examples of human honesty and fair dealing. Pretty handsome too. Loved by their wives, Morgan Fairchild, whom they've seen naked
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Wed May 27, 2015
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
RVs entering a new golden age thanks to cheap gas prices: "Your big worry is how to produce more recreational vehicles, not is the business going to go away"
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(29)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA badges missing at airport, authorities worried people may impersonate incompetence and groping
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(76)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Passenger: Excuse me, but the plane window just fell off. Flight attendant: Oh don't worry. It's only a protection
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(92)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's too close to call as Tomorrowland and Pitch Perfect 2 vie for the top at the box office, both hovering at $41 million. However, Mad Max: Fury Road is a weak #3 with $31 million and the Poltergeist reboot failed to scare up more than $30 million
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(135)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The moon, stars and tides all line up correctly - Astros turn their first triple play in 11 years
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(14)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Al Pacino on booze, drugs and fame: 'I'm sorry, but I don't remember much of the 70s'
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Sorry, but you're doing push-ups incorrectly. Now read this, drop down, and give me 20
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Virginia cop resigns after learning that a Taser and pepper spray isn't the correct treatment for someone who may be having a stroke
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese entrepreneur opens a restaurant called Forrest Gump that is staffed by people with learning difficulties and that's all I have to say about that
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(33)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The creator of American Horror Story is making American Crime Story and released cast photo--HOLY MOLY LOOK AT TRAVOLTA
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We apologise for the fault in the correction. Those responsible for correcting the fault in the correction have been corrected
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former VA state lawmaker, 57-year-old Joseph D. Morrissey: Of course I'm going to marry the 19 year old girl I fathered a child with after starting an affair with her while she was an underage intern in my office. What, you don't think I have morals?
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(58)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: "No one would worry about President Rick Perry invading Texas with Jade Helm 15." All sane people: "No one worried that the current President was invading Texas, either"
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(66)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, Ireland will go to the polls to determine whether its Gaelicks can marry
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(32)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's look in and see how many people have lost their job over the VA scandal. "One firing? That's all we got, one goddamn firing?" "You can't say goddamn on the air." "Don't worry, no one is listening anyway"
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(78)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
DC's Legends of Tomorrow trailer features Rory from Doctor Who as a time-travelling superhero wrangler (w/ video)
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(54)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you borrowed a Rembrandt selfie from Boston Public Library last year, officials want you to return it now that they finally noticed
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(27)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The freeway you're driving on today could be transformed into a giant aerial public garden tomorrow
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(15)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In the most compelling argument ever made for the widespread use of CCTV cameras, they let you watch 81-year-old women get run down by runaway tractor tires. Don't worry, she was fine, she's laughing with us right now. Probably
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(64)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Worry not GOP, your lust for war is still active and waiting for a shot.... just give war a chance
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(48)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember back when you were a teen you could throw rocks at your buddy's window in the middle of the night trying to wake him up and not have to worry he would shoot you?
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(49)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Sorry haters, but you're going to have Steven Moffat to kick around until at least series ten of Doctor Who
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(32)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Twitter freaks out over horrific Game of Thrones scene. This is not a repeat from every week it airs
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(264)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift gets one award for each song she's written about a horrible lover
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(95)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Worried about the Sun exploding and destroying the planet? Fear not; we'll collide with another galaxy a billion years before that
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(45)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Jaguar fans will not be able to drown their sorrows with whiskey this year because Volunteer and Hawkeye fans drank it all
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(5)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke horrified that his dad gets his freak on to his music. Everyone else horrified that anyone gets their freak on to Robin Thicke's music
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(34)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Today, salad dressing. Tomorrow, the world
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(32)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Michigan and borrowed from Western Sky Financial, the bad news is you are an idiot. The good news is MI's AG is forcing them to drop the interest rate on their loans from 169% to 7% the max by law in the state for unlicensed lenders
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a surprise move to... nobody: A federal jury has cleared six former Philadelphia drug squad officers in a drug corruption case
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(70)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for flying 8" toy drone in D.C. park. America has been saved from horrible annihilation once again
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
7 or 8 incorrect passages in the Clinton Cash book have now been updated
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(35)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Getting tired of comic book shows and movies? Too bad, DC just released a trailer for the Arrow/Flash spinoff "Legends of Tomorrow" featuring Doctor Who's Arthur Darvill as Rip Hunter
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in case you were worried, even if the Supreme Court rules in favor of Obamacare's Congressional critics in the lawsuit challenging its subsidies, it will not affect, in any way, the subsidies Congressmen and their staffs receive under Obamacare
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hopefully when the Joint Chiefs ask President Jeb Bush if he wants to nuke Iran they'll ask him twice to confirm that he heard the question correctly
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are once again having to correct erroneous data and form new conclusions. Checkmate, libtards
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(146)
 
(South Coast Today)
 
 
 
Bobby Orr wants you to get off his lawn. No, really
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(32)
 
(The Pew Forum)
 
 
 
America's changing religious landscape -or- Why Millennials are nothing to worry about
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(151)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The New Yorker passed on Hersh's bin Laden story years ago; Rolling Stone initially wanted it but decided that one anonymous source was way too much corroboration for their standards
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(88)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Judge says to a man convicted of beating and strangling his girlfriend "Don't worry, son, you'll get over her"
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chicago lands Obama presidential bribrary. Library. Sorry, force of habit
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(32)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea pick up the trophy tomorrow but it's all to play for down the foot of the table. Burnley and QPR are on life support but who will join them? Newcastle are in free fall, Sunderland may be getting their act together and Hull are just bad
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(618)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two drugged-up Illinois residents arrested in bat country, a correlation between steroids and ball shrinkage, and scientist hopes beetle will help him get laid: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/3 - 5/9
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(0)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
"Seen through game theory, cancer and police corruption are pretty much the same thing. And for one of them, there's a cure"
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(20)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Onion article claims WHO is renaming diseases to avoid hurt feelings. Correction: Not the Onion, they're actually doing it
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(69)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don Shula realizes nobody has talked about his perfect season with the Dolphins in a while, seeks to correct this egregious oversight by the NFL
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(56)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Landis, John Carpenter, And David Cronenberg Discuss Horror Movies On A 1980s Public Access Show
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(17)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't worry, DC Farkers, you're not being invaded. Those aircraft overhead are just vintage models from WWII celebrating V-E Day with some low-level flyovers
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(93)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY GOP: He's a corrupt bastard, but he's OUR corrupt bastard
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(38)
 

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