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380 headlines found matching 'Orr'
Sun December 04, 2016
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels remainder of his US tour, ranks his audiences, remains pretentious
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vets "worried" by dramatic rise in number of drunk pets. Your dog wants bourbon with his steak, and hold the steak
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
South Park is not wasting any time in depicting comedically the horror of the coming Trump administration. WWIII is gonna be hilarious
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Pac-12 Championship Game is so unpopular, passengers on random SEA-SJC flight are given freebie tickets in hopes of filling Santa Clara stadium. "Before you ask, sorry, I already gave mine away"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Never mind about Rule 34, it's Rule 41 you should be worried about, since that's how the Feds are going to build the Rule 34 case against you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump can't wait to ruin Obama's economy with conservative economic theory. Don't worry, rich guys will still be rich, as it should be. It's all that stinkin' middle class that needs to go
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 25-year look at the many ways in which the right wing has manipulated the "political correctness" boogeyman to serve whatever particular need it had at that moment
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump as candidate: I will block this awful AT&T-Time Warner merger. Trump as President-elect: Yeah, don't worry about the merger going through, we got your back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sad that your Uber ride is over? Don't worry, they're still tracking you even after you get out of the car
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
White House announces support for registering women for the draft. I wouldn't worry, though, the next occupant probably won't get us in any wars or anything
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump voter horrified to learn that the man who foreclosed on her home will be the new Secretary of the Treasury
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
By firing off purchase attempts to multiple online stores simultaneously, hackers can correctly guess your credit card number, CVV and expiration date in 6 seconds
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump be a hero to the common working man as he promised, or will he sell out his supporters in favor of big business, increasing his own personal bottom line in the process? Find out tomorrow on 'America - the final season'
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry people of Russia and China, the Internets ... not yours
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Despite Barrying his own timeline, Dr. Stein holds the key to defeat the dairy loving Dominators. (CW 8ET)
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Cricket attempts to become more interesting by borrowing ideas from North American sport. Today: cricket line brawls
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, 12/1/16, the FBI will be able to hack millions of computers with the sign-off from just one judge. And they can hack your computer even if you've done nothing wrong
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President who received fawning coverage from MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NPR, Vox, The Daily Beast, WaPo, NYT, Time, PBS, the Daily Show, and Colbert says the reason his side lost was that people were watch the incorrect TV station
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner announces the release date of her memoirs. Publisher is still deciding whether to market it as Sci-Fi, Horror or Satire
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a long and dark November, when I thought that I'd remember, all the reasons why I wrote before. When at last, again, I write. What horror and fright. Turns out I've written all this before. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
#1 with racists -- you know, the guys who can't even spray paint a swastika correctly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Phillip Morris CEO: Yeah, we can quit cigarettes. For real, this time
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Are you worried about living in Donald Trump's America? Don't worry. Televangelist Jim Bakker knows exactly how to help you. (hint: It involves buckets of Mexican food)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is not particularly fond of people, in general, so it's gonna be a tough four years for anyone who Sessions hates. I'm sorry, did you say constitution? How is that relevant to this story?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on Obamacare's fate: "Let's bulldoze the house now and worry about how we'll shelter the residents later"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Killing bears in NJ reduces the chances of bear attacks. Don't worry, a lot of research went into this conclusion
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump probably won't Tweet anything horrible today, so why not watch an Orson Welles movie about abuse of power? Citizen Kane anyone?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last evidence that the 19th Century was not a hoax turns 117 tomorrow
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
According to sources, strange pit phenomenon is not happening to the Hudson. What? Oh, I'm sorry. Brad Pitt is not dating Kate Hudson
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Love means never having to say you are sorry. Voting for Trump means never having to pay for reusable bags
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is really worried about me, and is so worried, in fact, that she had helicopters flying over my house." OK then, it's deputy national security advisor for you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The definitive corruption guide for the Trump Presidency
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Sat November 26, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Department of Corrections replacing nutraloaf with wicked pepper steak
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Fri November 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo told his team sorry that they are playing through a tough schedule, not enough cupcakes to go around
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The formal procedure for obtaining the non-equilibrium corrections, the Chapman-Enskog series, results in non-physical equations in any post- Navier-Stokes order and, therefore, cannot be truncated at any step
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood and Tom Hanks have somewhat different views on Donald Trump. Tom Hanks would like America to have a future and Clint just wants to be able to say the N-word. Oh, sorry, Clint doesn't like political correctness. That's very different
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five "cool" adults you meet in childhood who in real life are fark-ups. Sorry Todd, Uncle Joe made the cut ahead of you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Until Sean Hannity comes clean concerning his status as Trump's number one water carrier, we shouldn't listen to Sean Hannity. Oh, I'm sorry Sean, is your brown-nose hurt?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Soccer playoffs delayed when it was discovered the field was painted too narrow. Officials were worried that if the playing area was too small someone might actually be able to score a goal
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Boulder chef sues Wolfgang Puck over the use of the name "The Kitchen". Sorry Wolfboy, already using that name. Now, go puck yourself
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving Eve and there is a full slate of NHL games tonight starting @ 7:00 pm with NYR v PIT & DET v BUF. Kick back with some goon juice tonight before you dive into a turkey coma tomorrow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow we will celebrate in our traditional manner, by watching six turkeys get carved up by a human and two robots. The MST3K Turkey Day marathon gobbles again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister taught my son how to spell a word incorrectly; she said 'dilemma' was spelled 'dillemna' and people were too stupid to spell it right so it was changed. She refuses to admit she is ever wrong. Should I keep my son away?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"I'm going to make America great again" - Donald J. Trump, 2016. Oh sorry, I meant "Germany" and Adolph Hitler, 1934
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the NYT did right, and TV journalists got horribly, horribly wrong, by meeting with the Donald yesterday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are starting to worry that Trump might be just changing the swamp to a quagmire, even Sarah Frigging Palin. Or she could just be pissed that Trump doesn't want to grab her for any position
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doc Brown disappointed Lorraine McFly didn't shoot Biff in the 1990s, enjoyed getting some in the old west
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Everyone knows I'm corrupt AF and I still won the election'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Butcher shows the correct way to assemble and sew together a turducken. Fark: SURROUNDED COMPLETELY IN BACON
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Mon November 21, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
39% of Americans would give up sex to never worry about hacking. DDos before Hos
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Now that he doesn't have to be politically correct anymore, President and Mrs. Obama come out as bi-coastal
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After Obama increased the number of Americans who qualified for overtime pay, Republicans majority prepare to cut it dramatically. But don't worry, they'll make up for it by cutting taxes on the rich
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure President Trump is hellbent on repealing Obamacare and has yet to offer his own plan to replace it, but not to worry, speaker of the House and Ayn Rand fanboi Paul Ryan already has a plan all ready to go
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When made correctly, pizza is (seriously) a health food
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Sat November 19, 2016
(MIT)
 
 
 
Professor Jay Forrester, inventor of RAM, dies at 1100010
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Head coach of the 3-and-7 NY Jets worries players will mentally check out if QB Bryce Petty is named starter. That's the joke
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
At 1:31 p.m. Friday the sun set in Barrow, Alaska for the last time. Ever. (Yes, you read it correctly)
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Fri November 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions dogged by old allegations of racism. Don't worry, though. New allegations will be plentiful starting January 20
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Media that couldn't embed too many Jon Stewart, John Oliver, etc DESTROYING, EVISCERATING, and ANNIHILATING Republicans videos, suddenly worried about "fake news"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the hunt for Rip Hunter takes the Legends back to the Old West. They are immediately entangled with Jonah Hex with the fate of the Dakota territory at stake. (CW 8ET)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know that anti-Obama painting where an uncaring Obama stands on the Constitution while a white man sits forlornly on a park bench and all the founding fathers look on in horror? Well, guess who just bought it for Trump to hang in the White House
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Theranos: A study in power and corruption
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump does something not horrible. And not enforceable
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
BP introduces Miles, The Interactive Pump to spare millennials the horrors of pumping gas. Don't bring up the 210,000,000 gallons of oil unleashed upon the fragile Gulf of Mexico ecosystem or he'll need his 'Safe Space'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Hacker learns the hard way that FIFA may be used to unbridled corruption, but you do not fark with EA
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Worried about birth control? Try an IUD: It will last longer than a Trump Presidency. Submitter's Warning: If you experience a Trump Presidency lasting longer than four years, please contact a medical professional
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The nightmare scenario: only Orrin Hatch may stand between the world and President Giuliani
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(Catholic League)
 
 
 
The corruption of American culture is evident in many ways, but few markers are more telling than the way Hollywood entertains us at Christmastime
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
These superhero fan glamour shots are super awesome. Sorry, what I meant to say is, "you're not going to believe these shocking superhero glamour shots you can totally relate to that will help you finally remove that belly fat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National debt and government spending which was never anything to be worried about while Republicans were in charge, then very serious and the cause for a government shutdown through the GOP under Obama, now not going to be a problem again
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's nice to look back, on the eve of his trial, at a politician's vow to end corruption
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Toyota's $3.4 billion lawsuit defense of their truck rust protection has just corroded
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Gronk didn't play through Sunday's loss to Seattle with a concussion. He played through the game with a punctured lung
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The common legend is that your brand new car loses half its value the moment you drive it off the lot. Of course, that's rubbish - unless you drive it off the lot and into a ditch - but the underlying message is correct"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donna Brazile: "I'm sorry only that I got caught cheating." That always looks good on a resume
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"You're riding along, minding your own business and then 'thwack.' You feel the sharp dig of claws and wings against the back of your helmet, and there's a horrible dry scream right in your ear and you realise that a magpie has hit you from behind"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Yeah, congrats on your victory and all that, but, um...we're the top dogs around here and we have a certain way of doing things, so sorry, your ideas are great and all, but yeah...we don't think so"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Damien Darhk has insinuated himself in the Reagan White House and it's up to Sara and the rest of the legends to keep him from damaging history itself. (CW 8ET)
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(Mic)
 
 
 
ISIS growing faster than ever on social media. Sorry not ISIS, it's the white nationalist movement
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pretty much everyone who isn't a white male American is worried about what they will experience under a Trump presidency
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Electoral College
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Don't worry, all that personal data about you that your shiny gadgets spew out every day will be anonymized
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump supporters wasting no time exercising their newly won freedom from political correctness
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump won due to white vot-- Sorry, news coming in: Trump won because 29% of Latinos, more than what Romney got, voted for him, as well as 13% of African-American men and quite a lot of black women
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Some revolutions are quiet, calm, and superbly effective. Here is the radical agenda Americans will be endorsing tomorrow
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Mon November 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump camp to deploy vote intimidators tomorrow. In response, Obama to deploy vote intimidator intimidators
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Do you pine for the days when 120°F felt like a brisk fall day? Don't worry, in 10 years you will
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump brings out the worst in America. Division. Hostility. Racism. Bigotry. Misogyny. Things we used to hide...Under the guise of not cowing to political correctness, people are no longer embarrassed or ashamed to show the warts on their souls"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tomorrow night, when Nevada turns blue on the map and Trump sees all his hopes and dreams turn to ash, he will look up, and he will see "crazy, broken Harry Reid and his corrupt political machine." smiling back at him and waving
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Alabama / LSU game has correctly predicted US presidential elections for for over 30 years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump two weeks ago: The FBI is corrupt and this thing is rigged. Last week: The FBI are heroes. Trump today: the FBI is corrupt and this thing is rigged
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Backpacker 'body slams' a crocodile after selfie photo attempt goes horribly wrong
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Are you one of the five people who remembers when Jon Stewart took over "The Daily Show?" Don't worry if you're not, we have Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, Nancy Walls and a couple of other people to tell us about it
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Guido is out, Reed Sorenson is driving the douchebagmobile, and Asshat is on the pole in what is already shaping up to be a horrible AAA Texas 500 when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series returns to Texas Motor Speedway at 2 PM ET on NBC
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Sat November 05, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
An elementary school has correctly predicted the presidential elections for 48 years. Sorry, Donald
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you beat cancer then violate the dress code by saying you beat its sorry arse?
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Fri November 04, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill Simmons' HBO show "Any Given Wednesday" relegated to "Sorry, Not Today"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, here's your gold jacket. Sorry, Mrs. Stabler, you don't get one. If Ken wanted one he shouldn't have died
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Live in a swing state, worried about a Trump victory, but hate the thought of voting for Hitlery Killinton? There's a free-market solution to protect your conscience
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What happened to the America I used to know where you could borrow a state-owned forklift to move a van blocking your driveway while drinking a beer and you wouldn't get arrested?
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Thu November 03, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the South shall rise from the dead (CW 8ET)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
DEAR DEIDRE My penis is so big, I'm worried girls just use me for one-night stands... it's wrecking my life (not safe for work)
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart recalls his Twitter war with deplorable Donald Trump and the lesser horror of the Sinestro Corps War
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A primer on how to choose between the two most corrupt candidates of all time
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Sorry left wing of Democratic Party but your party will be short lived once Hillary gets into office, you see her presidency will be one long miserable slog with you on the outside
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Clinton campaign tweets Election Day guide that says she's one of 'the most corrupt, least popular candidates of all time' - but she's still not as bad as Trump
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Billionaire Nebraska Republican Governor Pete Ricketts is using his money to try and restore the death penalty in the state--and, perhaps even more horrifying, is his family's ownership of the Chicago Cubs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CNN dumped Donna Brazile, now it should keep going because the problem isn't one corrupt act. It's the whole ecosystem of paid partisan yakkers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was having lunch with my aunt; she asked to see photos on my cell phone; I warned her that some might be risque, and of course she found two pictures of penises and won't stop talking about it; I worry it's the tip of the iceberg"
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Mon October 31, 2016
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle worries that if other states start legalizing marijuana they'll stop being so totally cool
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(Time)
 
 
 
Headlines: Voters are REALLY worried about voter fraud. Headfake: No one is talking about the thousands of black voters 'accidentally' purged from registration banks across the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sorry Trump campaign, no post-Comey FBI email news bump in the polls for you. Not yours
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This handy chart shows all the characters played by recurring actors on American Horror Story
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(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Sorry, Ray Kurzweil and Elon Musk: technology isn't going to save you
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone founder on stand in libel suit walks back retraction of discredited rape article, claims "I'm very, very sorry. Believe me, I've suffered as much as you have"
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
No, it's not your imagination; horror films are a lot scarier than they used to be. Here's why
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Four-year-old child prodigy makes you sorry that you never continued piano lessons
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
In a special holiday edition of the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're not only looking for the best Halloween songs, but also the best horror movie soundtracks to get you into the spooky spirit
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Johnny Marr says The Smiths almost reunited in 2008, but Morrissey, you know
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
In the spirit of the spooky season, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for recommendations on a little light reading ... as in, books you always read with all the lights on in the house. It's a Halloween of Horror, literary style
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Fri October 28, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
AI system created in 2004, which has correctly predicted the previous Republican and Democrat primaries, predicts a Trump victory and then goes back to searching for Sarah Connor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professor who has correctly predicted 30 years of presidential elections is doubling down on a Trump win
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Larry Csonka sees great possibilities with the Dolphins' new "retro" running offense, though he worries it won't be enough to stand up against Sartoris and Zap Rowsdower
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
What do The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, and Westworld all have in common? Within the last two weeks they've all shown in gory, graphic, bloody detail individuals getting their heads smashed in
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Breakthrough in Neural Grafting using nano-electrodes will lead to advances in neuroscience, as well as Mind-Machine Interface, if Subby recalls his Alpha Centauri tech tree correctly
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
'Invest in AI, don't worry about your jobs'. Thanks, Washington
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray Palmer tries to completely Barry the timeline while stranded in 18th century Japan (CW 8ET)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Only 4 out of 10 Americans are confident the votes in the upcoming presidential election will be counted correctly. The other 6 think 4 out of 6 equals 73%
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
You can take a gamble on the imperfect businessman who has never held public office. Or you can go with the guaranteed continuation of Hillary Clinton's entrenched climate of hate and culture of corruption
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel is sorry that he told everyone what an insensitive, self-entitled dirtbag he is
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sorry I compared homosexuals to a gay donkey raping my horse. So we're cool now, right?
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
30 years ago, the horror of New Age music emerged, characterized by world's sudden love for songcraft of Enya, Yanni, and Enigma. Ironic genre of vaporwave survives today as satirical critique of its superficiality and capitalistic undertone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latest Wikileaks bombshell shows that Crooked Hillary's corrupt campaign had something called an "Opposition Research" division that apparently combed public records looking for bad things Trump said and did to use against him during the campaign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Don't worry. You're on Donald's list too. We all are
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Annoying kid spoiling your meal at a restaurant? Don't worry, the cops are there
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Sun October 23, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Don't worry if you missed the early game, there's still plenty of NFL action, including the undefeated Vikings @ Eagles, the surprising 'Skins @ Lions, the equally surprising Raiders @ Jags, and Brady vs Big Been. First games kick off at 1 PM ET
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
The waiver wire is like a mutual fund: past performance does not mean future success. So how do you shore up your fantasy team? Well, not to worry, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (and they'll answer regular sit/start questions, too)
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"To be American means to believe in the Constitution: This narrative has kept the country together over the centuries. Now Donald Trump is presenting an altogether different identity for the US. And the consequences are potentially horrific"
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Argentina proposes microchipping soccer fans to stop hooliganism: "To my surprise, most of the Argentine football fans I interviewed weren't horrified by the Orwellian initiative and saw it as a practical way to keep stadium violence in check"
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Either we just discovered 234 alien civilizations or we're making some drastically incorrect assumptions. But for now, we're going with the aliens
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As predictable as Princess Peach being kidnapped by Bowser, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? The Long Dark? Fallout 4? Stellaris? MOO? Other than Civ VI (coming out tomorrow) what other games are you waiting for?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump investigated in-person voter fraud in 2004. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant Donald Trump tried to commit in-person voter fraud in 2004, with bonus Billy Bush accompaniment
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yahoo secretly scans customer emails on behalf of U.S. government. New hotness: Yahoo asks Director of National Intelligence to corroborate their "he made me do it" defense
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Fox, CBS anchor opens up about new career as gay porn star: "Sorry if the haters have decided that gay guys over forty are supposed to put on the board shorts, move to the suburbs and settle down to bridge parties once per week"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Five unsold pilots that take a horrible idea and run with it, creating genuinely unwatchable TV in the process
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Dammit Janet, they just can't leave well enough alone and have to time warp again back to the 70s to reboot yet another... classic? LaVerne Cox and Adam Lambert star in Fox's reboot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 8 PM ET on... well, Fox
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team is trapped in the 40's where they face off with Nazi's and the Justice Society of America. No word if Hitler will be stuffed in a closet. (CW 8ET)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Mike Pence knocks back another slug of whisky and tries to contort Trump's latest words into something less horrible
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking is seriously worried about AI killing us all. But what does he know, really?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Windsor Humane Society is deeply sorry for its recent "Grab a pussy" pet adopt-a-thon
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the 100 worst horror films of all-time. Strangely absent is Subby's favorite- Troll 2
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Wed October 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Darrell "thrown out of the Bengahzi Committee chair for incompetence" Issa (R-CA) is apparently running ads touting his ability to work with the most corrupt administration in modern times
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton finally responds to the Wikileaks dump "As our intelligence agencies have said, these leaks are an effort by a foreign government to interfere with our electoral process, and I will not indulge it," wait, sorry that was Marco Rubio
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korea zoo trains Chimpanzee to smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. But don't worry, just like Bill Clinton she doesn't inhale
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Melania: "That's not the man I know." Six corroborating witnesses: "That's the man we know"
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Half of American voters want the crazy to cancel out the corrupt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump invites mother of Benghazi victim who holds Clinton personally responsible for the death of her son to sit in the front row of tomorrow night's debate
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smart gun only works with the correct fingerprint. It exists, but you won't find it in gun stores. Why?
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Five common English idioms you're probably using incorrectly
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
UK admits it spied illegally for 17 years. We are terribly, terribly sorry about this awful thing. We won't stop, but we are sorry
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Google adding "fact check" tag to news stories. Drew considering option to turn it on for politics tab, but is worried the resulting flame wars would set fire to the servers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sorry bitter Argentina, one nation's "illegal" Falkland Islands is another's 'legal' Falkland Islands. The military tests will go on
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Here is where you will read about the rise of the super gonorrhea. *HUGE CLAP*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Painkiller addicts don't find babies cute, worrying doctors as well as Subby, who apparently should be taking horse tranquilizers or something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump surrogate: "Look, it's a she said, he said situation." CNN host: "Just to correct you, I'm sorry - it's a she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said situation"
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says 17% of Americans cite the economy as the nation's top problem. More scary is the other 83% have found something even worse to worry about
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Corrosion of Conformity is about to play the NC State Fairgrounds for the first time in 32 years. Let's see if anyone remembers what happened the last time
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Vote for me as mayor and I'll clean up corruption... By abolishing the position of mayor
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Sat October 15, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Sorry men but apparently women would rather cuddle with their smartphones more so than you
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Chuck Lorre developing Bonfire of the Vanities television series for Amazon [CANNED LAUGHTER]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Speaker Ryan warns America that if Hillary gets a Democratic Congress, "America is DOOMED to the first two years of Obama." You remember those two years, right? Pure chaos and horror
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Danny Elfman wrote a horror movie score specifically for the footage of Trump looming over Hillary
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Sorry nude dancers, you can't start shimmying at the clubs" in Pennsylvania
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Government corruption tops the list of Americans' 10 biggest fears, slightly edging out narcissistic, sex-crazed billionaires
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Dr. Heywood reunites the scattered Legends in an attempt to make Barry Allen look like a novice in screwing up the timeline (CW 8ET)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Video of Trump telling a group of young girls he'll be dating them in 10 years. Well now we know why Miss Little Flint looked so horrified
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my boyfriend for over six years; he went on vacation without me awhile ago and came back having met a new female friend. They hung out on vacation, and she's visited him but he won't let me meet her. Should I worry?"
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(Las Vegas Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump finally breaks his goose egg on newspaper endorsements. And one of these days he's going to get the support of a daily paper too and then you'll all REALLY be sorry
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you smart enough for Oxford University? Here are the five sample interview questions which you'll never have to worry about answering
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump pulling out of vagina. Wait, no, sorry. That's Virginia. Honest mistake
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr.: "We're never going to have a perfect candidate unless Jesus Christ is on the ballot." Sorry, pal. Jesus would be Constitutionally ineligible, and a Middle Eastern immigrant besides
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Mon October 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Walking around in ancient Pompeii is actually really neat when you don't have to worry about pyroclastic flows
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Billy Bush says he is "horribly embarrassed" by the tapes of his interview of Donald Trump, although still not embarrassed as spending the past 12 years of his career hosting "Access Hollywood"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Body language expert says Trump's entire demeanor was a "pre-assault" indicator and there was legitimate worry he would attack Hillary Clinton
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Sun October 09, 2016
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
For all the Republicans suffering buyer's remorse this weekend, sorry, you're stuck with the car you bought. There is no lemon law in politics. Next time, do a vehicle history check before signing the sales agreement m'kay?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hand-crafted cider explodes ... *touches ear piece* ... sorry, make that interest in locally sourced, hand-crafted cider explodes
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Looking for something to take your mind completely off all the horrible news today? Then head outside tonight for the best night of the Draconid Meteor Shower (or click the link to watch a live webcast)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCain says Trump should suffer the consequences of his horrid sex talk...which apparently will include McCain's continued endorsement of Trump as President
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Fri October 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Still not as horrible as the actual election but there's a political horror house in Brooklyn right now
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The NFL is blaming its horrible ratings on the election"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're probably eating your sushi incorrectly
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New report says 20% of the world's seafood is still mislabeled. The other 80% is correctly identified as "mercury and petroleum that may contain elements of fish"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
As we enter the final month of the campaign, Donald Trump makes history as the first Presidential nominee to run 100% free and clear of the corrupting influence of major newspaper endorsements
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump vows to eliminate 70% of federal regulations, but don't worry, just the unimportant ones like Dodd-Frank and any prohibitions against incest
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Trump somehow were elected president, Gingrich, Christie, Flynn, Trump Jr., and Giuliani would bring a history of corruption, scandal, divorces, and buffets to the White House
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
David Letterman goes to get a beard trim in Indiana. Sorry, added a few too many letters, I meant India
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the BK Corral, featuring renowned firearms expert Wyatt Derp
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Florida is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my female relatives is a cruel narcissist obsessed with looks; she just had horrid cosmetic surgery and posted it on Facebook, thinking it looks good. She makes fun of others for being ugly. Should I tell her who's ugly now?"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Sorry Farkers, looks like the Sports Tab's case of Boston Fever is showing signs of spreading to the Entertainment Tab. I wouldn't worry about the Geek Tab though, it's not a big college town
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Tue October 04, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Titans fire special teams coordinator Bobby April. Expected to interview candidates Chris Pike and Jim Kirk tomorrow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Pam Bondi wasn't the only Florida AG Trump illegally bought off. Followup tag overstretched by the seven concurrent Trump corruption scandals
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Mon October 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
You've just impersonated a police officer to rob a famous celebrity of $10M worth of jewelry, but how do you set this 'hot' merchandise? Not to worry, CNN asks the important questions so you don't implicate yourself
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man survives being attacked twice by the same bear after "doing everything he was supposed to do". Well, except for not traipsing around the bear's home
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Sun October 02, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rodrigo Duterte: Sorry about comparing Jews to drug addicts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders responds to the 'insulting' Clinton audio leak: "What she was saying there was absolutely correct." Time to put the chickens away, folks
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The plot line for the next 'American Horror Story' season may have just been found. See if you can read it to the end
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
egami rorrim siht pohsotohP
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Fri September 30, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man who punched 5 day-old baby in the face, then claimed he thought it was a doll, was in court today. Says, I'm a family man and I was horrified that I'd punched a real baby. Ok, it was weird that I'd still want to punch some stranger's doll
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Old wealthy white woman worries minorities may do well
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, high school seniors can now apply three months early for their lifetime of debt
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Thu September 29, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A comprehensive review of Hillary Clinton's lifetime of corruption
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to do heroin, but were worried you'd be doing it in a dirty, non-medically supervised facility? NYC wants to help
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A comprehensive review of Donald Trump's lifetime of corruption
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Friday morning the Rosetta spacecraft will crash land onto Comet 67P in a sorrowful milestone. "The ESA isn't waiting to receive a triumphant victory signal from its spacecraft. It's waiting for the phone line to go dead"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Johnson City Press)
 
 
 
I'm sorry I ruined your Black Lives Matter party with my gorilla mask, bananas and nooses
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can you correctly pronounce ALL the words in this sentence: "Feeling lackadaisical, I attended a concert of a flautist wearing haute couture, then stopping afterwards for a meal of bouillon with endive, two gyros and ice cream with mascarpone"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Florida Sheriff's Dept. puts out BOLO for Garrett Morris
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Tue September 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Benoit (balls) tears calf during scrum against Yankees. *snickers* I'm sorry. I was laughing at his name
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The outdated system that waits a day to post your checks is getting an update. Subby posted this after 2pm, so you will see this post tomorrow morning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California man finds out what can happen if you try to join ISIS. Number one, you can get 30 years in prison, that's the first thing. Sorry, there is no number two
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Mayor decides the Boston Redevelopment Authority (BRA) needs a new name. Chooses "Tomorrow Is Totally Serious, Let's Integrate New Generations" (TITSLING)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Petrobras unveils new business plan. "Don't be corrupt pricks" noticeably absent from the plan
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Mon September 26, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Private Investigator: Hello, Verizon, I need a phone number for Joe Blow at 123 Main St. Hackensack. Verizon: Sorry, sir, that number is unlisted. PI: Here's 20 bucks. Verizon: Yes, sir, that number is 201-555-1234
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don King says Donald Trump is the only candidate who can fix the corrupt, racist, sexist, rigged system. Which is interesting coming from one person involved in boxing about another who runs beauty pageants
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(Fark)
 
 
 
ISIS wives go for something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew, using a Walker instead of a Kaine, and consumers won't give pizza chance: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Soda, pop, coke, soda water - what do you call your favorite soft drink? Which one is the "correct" version? LGN
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Sun September 25, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
More than 100 million people are expected to watch the first debate between Clinton and Trump tomorrow night, potentially the largest audience for a campaign event in American history. Here's what we might see
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Newspapers across Britain are creating hysteria about super fleas with giant penises invading people's homes. Sorry to disappoint any horny female fleas
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
ISIS wives are given suicide vests and machine guns as wedding gifts. Brides will now wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
That's about as useful as a hockey stick to a dachshund. Oh. I stand corrected
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Corruption-stomping badass Preet Bharara hauls in eight more Cuomo cronies on fraud and bribery charges, gets guilty pleas from a ninth perp
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A drunk, passed-out club hopper is not an anatomically-correct sex toy you can just take home
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Sorry for swerving, officer. This isn't my drinking car
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gonorrhea 2: Resistant Bugaloo
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Thu September 22, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Is it time to leave Seattle? Absolutely yes: the weather is horrible, the traffic is worse, the people are icy, and you would be much happier in California, I guarantee
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The seagulls are huge, they were fully grown adults and they just swooped down and attacked. It could have had my eye out. It was horrible. I was too scared to go outside of my house for three days"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Men who suffer anxiety are twice as likely to die from cancer. Which shows that they were right to be worrying
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When there's a lane closure there are always a few jerks who speed up and cut into the remaining lane. It turns out they're the ones merging correctly. "When people merge early, they create a more severe backup because they leave a lane unused"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Wide Open Country)
 
 
 
From the state that brought us such horrors as beanless chili and Rick Perry, behold the bizarre monstrosities that are Texas homecoming "mums"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SpaceX needs to worry about China
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Renowned soccer douche, Joey Barton, having been suspended by Rangers, is suspected of betting on Glasgow rivals, Celtic. Oh and he has a book coming out tomorrow
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says "Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?" "Why should I care? It doesn't affect us helicopters"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to pull a sick day tomorrow? Here are the excuses that bosses most believe
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Mon September 19, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is it too much to expect the Emmy awards producers to JUST ONCE get the "In Memoriam" segment correct? Maybe next year
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump wins: he is likely to name, as his Interior Secretary, Indiana oil baron Forrest Lucas, whose only notable involvement with "green spaces" is one in the heart of Indianapolis that is 100 yards long and 50 yards wide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's so-called "strategy" for his debate prep has his top aides and GOP elites worried
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Sun September 18, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will the Packers scuttle the new Vikings stadium's coming out party, or will the Pack's defense get run-through by Adrian Peterson? Find out tonight on an NFL Norris Division collision. Sunday Night Football starts at 8:30 ET on NBC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Humanity: Sorry whales. Large marine animals are gonna be the first to die out in Earth's sixth mass extinction. Fun science fact: This is the first avoidable mass extinction in the history of our planet. Whales: WHY? WHY?
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Sat September 17, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Japanese officials worried about the record number of Magic: the Gathering players
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
It just happens that pigeons CAN read, and have been doing this messaging thing to read our correspondance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Huge organization known for tripling and quadrupling down on mistakes, corruption, and bad policy endorses Presidential candidate who most closely emulates similar behavior
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Fri September 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank to shareholders: that $14 billion the US DOJ is proposing to fine us for all the bad stuff we did to cause the 2008 financial crisis? Yeah don't worry about that. We all know what pushovers they are, we'll settle for a fraction of that
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make you self-conscious, but you're probably not even walking correctly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't worry about Hillary being sick. She's already dead
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(US News)
 
 
 
One in four Medicare patients uses their blood pressure medications incorrectly. The other three didn't have any blood pressure issues until they had to deal with being treated through the Medicare system
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Well, this is nothing to worry about. Consider it an opportunity to practice terraforming before we send colonists to the stars
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles pitcher Ubaldo Jimenez becomes a U.S. citizen by answering all questions correctly, except how to prevent a runner on first base from stealing
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Median household incomes just surged in the largest increase on record. Congrats, you are now making a lot more money. You should spend like there is no tomorrow
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Owner worried his missing dog will be mistaken for a raccoon because his dog looks like a raccoon
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sea World: Sorry, whales. We totally shouldn't have been letting you bone the whole time you were held circling in captivity, your once bright minds withering into madness, boning like it was your last solemn sanctuary. Whales: WHY? WHY?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Nearly 15 years after he lost both legs in a horrific open-wheel racing crash, Alex Zanardi has just won a Paralympic gold medal in hand cycling. So what have you done today?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The best beaches in all of Arizona. Yes, you read that correctly
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(andreessen horowitz)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley has figured out a way for you to own even less of your home. But don't worry, if it ever depreciates, they get paid first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign announces that the body double's current shift will end tomorrow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York opens investigation into lying candidate's Foundation to look for evidence of illegal and corrupt activities
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Politician who sponsored Michigan's Motorcycle Helmet Law Repeal killed by pickup while riding to Fall voting session. Sorry, 'Ironic' tag fans, he was wearing his helmet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is over, she has found to have destroyed 22 million emails against the law to avoid investigation. Oh wait sorry, it was Bush as president so no one gives a crap
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ambulance called to the scene after multiple moviegoers pass out during screening of new cannibal horror movie, breathlessly reports film's marketing manager
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Tue September 13, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Did you attend for-profit colleges Ashford University or The University of the Rockies since 2009? Well, A) sorry to hear that; but B) the good news is you probably don't have to pay back your student loans anymore
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lewis Merenstein, best known as producer of Van Morrison's iconic "Astral Weeks" and "Moondance" albums, and whose work Morrison assessed with the usual dickishness in later interviews, is dead at 81
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you live in the Arizona desert and have recently spotted what appear to be seabirds in your community, don't worry, you are not hallucinating
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS decides the world only needs four hours to relive the horror of JonBenet Ramsey's murder but needs more than an hour to experience the horror of NCIS: LA
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sorry we took all those hostages, approved so many repeated links
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Bitcoin - it's probably for your grandchildren, really. Sorry
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Sorry liberal women, but conservative women have a lot better sex than you. Here's the orgasmic science
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Sun September 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who says American college students are just a bunch of beer-swilling drunken sports junkies? Correction: they are a bunch of *clever* beer-swilling drunken sports junkies
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russian police raid home of acting head of anti-corruption agency; seize over $120 million in cash. In fairness, he was only acting
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: We demand an apology from Hillary for saying half of our supporters are racist. Hillary: Fine, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said "half". *drops mic*
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Sat September 10, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Worry not; Michael Fassbender hated his performances in the X-Men franchise too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you say something that is both completely correct and mindnumbingly stupid? Yes
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Governor McDonnell paid a heavy price for freedom. Though actually going to jail for his corruption wasn't part of that price
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave a voice mail detailing your plans to rob Rob, make sure you called the correct number first
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Everyone has common misconceptions. And your profession or job probably gives you some clarity about a particular facet of reality. Come in here and tell us about the usual ignorance, and then correct it. You know, improve ourselves
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo wants you to know that it's sorry for opening all those credit and savings accounts without customer consent so managers would meet bonus targets, and that it spent a good 20, 30 minutes digging through the couch for its fine money
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Health officials running out of ways to treat gonorrhea as cases increase in Indiana, as if you needed another reason to avoid Indiana
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The fifteen best Tweets about Matt Lauer's horrific turn as an "impartial" host at last night's Commander in Chief forum
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Don't worry, '6th-generation facekinis' will be the happening at beaches around the world any day now. Any day now
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amtrak just bought 28 new high-speed trains for its Northeast corridor. The problem? The Northeast corridor's tracks are nowhere near able to support them. But that's OK, because Amtrak plans to upgrade everything. We trust Amtrak, right?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
In which a card-carrying member of the East Coast cultural elite travels the length of the border in search of Donald Trump's America-and learns to stop worrying and love the Wall
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(Salon)
 
 
 
And now we've got an article examining the "sexual awakening" of characters in Stranger Things, a horror show that didn't kill anyone who had sex, though Barb got to experience one of the two things
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Somebody finally asks the relevant question about this election: With Trump's mind boggling history of corruption, how is it that Hillary's the corrupt one?
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Mon September 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The reporter who helped make Trump says she's very sorry. If only we could forgive so easily
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace to Ben Carson: "Do You Worry That You're Being Used as a Prop for Black Voters?"
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Sun September 04, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican leaders worry that Trump has done permanent damage to the GOP and are trying to figure out how to salvage the party after the election
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, for the first time in 33 years, The Original Misfits will share a stage. Oh, and former Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo will be there too
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mylan: We're sorry, we'll reduce the price of the EpiPen by a little bit. 20 U.S. senators: Not enough. Rare use of the hero tag for members of the U.S. government
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Banks in Australia narrowly avoid regulations and government investigation into corruption after several mp's decide to go home early
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
The new Season 2 trailer for Legends of Tomorrow has Sarah Lance bedding a French queen, someone punching Einstein in the face.. and hints of new members
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's going on inside the Trump campaign is a turbulent free-for-all. Who's in charge is anyone's guess. But, don't worry, this guy will make a great President. You betcha
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Thu September 01, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
World Health Organization revises advice for people who have contracted syphilis, gonorrhea or chlamydia. The first thing to do is stop living in 1973
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News's senior Latina correspondent says Spanish language media is "not as fair and balanced" as English language media. Apparently something was lost in translation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandmother is dying, and my father has decided that when she passes, he will not tell his institutionalized adopted brother because he worries it will cause him to descend back into drugs. I say he has to know. Who's right?"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Slow news day = a comprehensive list of the most horrifying college mascots. The Southern Illinois Saluki would make a loyal pet for Freddy Kruger
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
American Airlines has studied the horrors of modern air travel and found the problem: you
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Your daily memo on how to correctly pretend to support the BLM movement for the most gain brought to you by the DCCC
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
For those who thought that Peyton Manning will come out of retirement and join the Minnesota Vikings to replace an injured Teddy Bridgewater ... sorry, but he'll continue to spend Sunday mornings grocery shopping in his bathrobe
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
If some bizarre turn of fate made you President of the United States tomorrow, what would be the first three things you did? Okay, the first three things AFTER banging Christina Hendricks in the Oval Office
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The US military would most likely follow the commands of the Commander in Chief even if he is Donald J. Trump. Which, might actually be more worrisome than if they wouldn't
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As if we didn't have enough to worry about, monster slugs are now attacking birds in Poland
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Hence Trump's popularity among "we the people," tired of bowing to political correctness and the narrative of the elites, punching back against hypocritical Democrat accusations of racism. And pointing out that Hillary Clinton is the real racist
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, who has claimed that Anthony Weiner was highly corrupt, also donated to his campaigns
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
After Foxconn scandal blew up back in the day, let's see how well Apple is supervising its Chinese suppliers in 2016. Workers' pay and conditions will surely be nothing to worry about, am I right?
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, wreaks horrible vengeance from Heaven
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top signs your relationship might be doomed: "Don't ask me what I was thinking when I married the only Canadian who was incapable of saying sorry"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Trump is our only hope against corrupt elites"
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Hero tag standing next to)
 
 
 
Dateline: Louisiana. "No one had the time to build an ark before the torrential rains and subsequent flooding, but animals still were rescued". And all are welcome on Caturday
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Fri August 26, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
With sales falling, to stay afloat Sears borrows $300 million...from its own CEO
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A sobbing, Cheeto-dust encrusted Jeb Bush emerges from seclusion to call Donald Trump an "abhorrent man" who "morphs" on immigration
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine discusses the horrors of Donald Trump, the hope of Hillary Clinton, and "stepdad memes"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mom charged in death of malnourished son found in closet. She figured if she kept him in the closet, he wouldn't need any food. That's the way closets work. I'm sorry, I'm her defense lawyer and I'm working on her case
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Northern California bakery receives backlash over transgender Ken doll cake, as opposed to making the cake biologically correct like the actual Ken doll is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A waiter opens fire on customers after they complain about a incorrect order at a steak house where the staff are supposed to carry fake guns. Why yes this did happen in Texas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is shocked by Washington Post (owned by libby lib Jeff Bezos) because art critic imagined the arts under authoritarian Trumpian rule. Let's just say, it involves lots of gold and Chuck Norris movies
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Teacher fired by college for going on sick leave without permission. When she dies of ovarian cancer, college officials go to her family and say ooooooh she really was sick, sorry about the firing, how's $75,000 sound, and we hope you don't sue us
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL torrent seedbox
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe want revenge for getting his farking head kicked in? WHO is next to challenge the "Empress of Tomorrow"? CAN Johnny Wrestling show the Urban German who's boss? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Classified emails? Not to worry. Benghazi? Old news. Clinton Foundation? Fuggedaboutit. "We're just going to ride this thing out and not worry about the little stuff," said Clinton campaign spokesman Alfred E. Neuman
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradans probably don't have to worry about the Zika virus because Colorado mosquitoes are very independent thinking American mosquitoes unlikely to be influenced by illegal alien mosquitoes
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Check out the first ever WWW page on its 25th anniversary. (Stay tuned for tomorrow's 25th anniversary of the first 100 porn sites.)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Alien homeworld exposed tomorrow...or just another Goldilocks Zone planet. But still...aliens is in the freaking headline. This means something
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(Time)
 
 
 
According to his new campaign manager, this week is"Immigration Week" where Trump will lay out his comprehensive plan for immigration reform at giant rallies in Colorad- oops sorry, cancelled, Nevad- yeah he's got a "thing" so...and Orego-*smokebomb*
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
As McCain's campaign Manager Steve Schmidt reportedly told Palin on election night 2008: "The concession speech is a serious and solemn occasion. It..is a ritual that legitimizes (the winner)." So of course, people are worried Trump won't give one
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New Ben Hur is more religious and less gay... I'm sorry, how does anyone make a less gay gladiator movie?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Torrential rainstorm during closing ceremony causes the Olympics to end like they began - with a half empty stadium and swathes of unsold seats
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Sun August 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, bro
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Sat August 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember that saying, it's easier to say you're sorry than to get permission? Well, this Navy Seal who wrote a book about the Bin Laden raid without permission, might disagree since he now has to pay $6.6 million to the government
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 11% of Trump supporters expect their votes to be counted correctly in November. Gee...I wonder where they got this crazy idea from?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The American Family Association has been urging like-minded Christians to boycott Target over the company's decision to not worry about which bathroom people use; now they're saying if the boycott fails, "Christians will not be able to pee anywhere"
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Princeton has reached peak political correctness with latest efforts to eliminate the word 'man.' No word on when they will change their name to Prince/Princesston
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
And The Winner Is: Map reveals the average size of erect penises around the world .... Sorry, India
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(Hillary Clinton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: I'm sorry I insulted people. Hillary Clinton's campaign: Oh, good. Here's a helpful list of everyone you have insulted in case you want to apologize personally
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
Gothic tag recoils in horror; Bela Lugosi's still dead
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Obamacare and the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week
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Thu August 18, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
Remember when it was considered a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing for the President to go on vacation while Louisiana drowned?
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Sorry Team Clinton but your fight with Trump is now a 2-point race, so stop thinking you have this wrapped up
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's time to remember The Blair Witch Project, and how terrible it is, and how terrible the concept is, and how it ruined horror movies for the past 20 years. Not that I am bitter about it. Not at all
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Trent Richardson's brief NFL career shows how financial difficulties can derail on-field performance. Riiiiight, he couldn't hit the hole because he was worried about his checking account
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The bigger question is how does one 'accidentally' get hemorrhoid surgery while waiting for one's wife to give birth at the hospital?
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
AIBA: "We're firing the corrupt officials involved in the Conlan fight at the Olympics, but we're going to sue anyone who says the fights were fixed"
source: