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48 headlines found matching 'Oregon'
Thu December 01, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal pot sales are coming to a halt because of testing for pesticides. "People are saying this is totally unfair. That's actually completely wrong. These things are expected of any industry where people are putting things in their mouth"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon State scientists studying effect of ocean noise on whales by their feces. "We are sampling the whale poop to detect stress hormone levels... We did fairly well this season with over 50 samples"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The year: 2013. The problem: Republican obstructionism of Presidential appointments. The solution: Global nuclear war. The year: 2016. The problem: Republicans have a simple majority in the Senate. The solution: None
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're a major computer retailer and office supply business how do you increase profits? Simple - just misdiagnose computers with nonexistent viruses to meet sales goals
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Tue November 15, 2016
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
More than half of anti-Trump protesters arrested in Portland weren't registered or didn't vote in Oregon. Sounds about par for the course for your average anarchist
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Some Absentee Guy)
 
 
 
Looks as if Trump won the popular vote after all. Certainly all the protesters will go home now, right?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Northwest tries to take a page from the old South's playbook
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(Hong Kong Standard)
 
 
 
A woman in Portland splashed laundry detergent on protesters last night. This is the first recorded use of the little known martial art of Tide-kwon-do
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Put that in your pipe and smoke it: Maine passes one of the most progressive marijuana initiatives in the country
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The public library in Beaverton, Oregon wins the Helicopter Parents Seal of Approval for threatening to arrest any parent who leaves their kid unsupervised for five minutes. Tag is for the people protecting The Children, you monster
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Wed November 02, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Have no fears of a tsunami...the State of Washington has a big orange ball to help you float your way through the flood
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Tue November 01, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Father out hunting with with his three kids manages to shoot two of them with one shot. The third one had to make do with a cut on the hand
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
That feeling when you remember you're supposed to beat the crap out of the shark attacking you
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(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Branch Dildonians found not guilty, still dildos
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who's the biggest flop this year: Notre Dame, Oregon, or Michigan State?
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Sat October 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how's your team looking today? Will Eastern Michigan defeat Western Michigan in the battle of directional Michigans? How about the tilt between the Hogs and Tigers? Will Penn State white out Ohio's State's perfect season? Games begin at Noon ET
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Thu October 20, 2016
(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
Jury to decide the fate of Branch Dildonian domestic terrorists, whose bold strategy to overthrow the government was take over an aviary
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland Bagelworks, among other businesses, rocked by gas explosion. Well at least it wasn't Voodoo Donuts
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Starting next month, Comcast is going to get serious about throttling your bandwidth
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Mon October 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oregon will wear 'Webfoots' uniforms this weekend against Washington; Oregon's program was known as the 'Webfoots', not the 'Ducks', for Oregon's first three years
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Sun October 02, 2016
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
GOP gubernatorial candidate says successful women can't be abuse victims. Guess his opponent, the incumbent governor, is just not successful enough
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Sat September 24, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Pro-gun rally in Salem, Oregon, burns Gov. Brown in effigy. Hmm... you'd think they'd shoot her in effigy, but I digress
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Actuaries to Oregon: we have 22 billion reasons why you really should have somebody other than that nice lady Rosy Scenario doing your pension numbers
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Thu September 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oregon will dress like ducks this Saturday. No word on if they plan on throwing the game by going for 2 after every touchdown
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Londoners wait in line for hours to get a taste of the old In-N-Out
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Wed September 21, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Break out the dynamite. The dead humpback whale that washed up on an Oregon beach then floated off with the high tide is back again
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Mon September 12, 2016
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
College Football Top 25 Coaches Poll really likes the Big Ten. Five teams in the Top 12. But Alabama is still No. 1
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Thu September 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like to walk four hours to town every day to see your human friends ...so I put you in a video because your human friends want to know what you're up to. Walking Dawg
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
By 2020 the Oregon football team will ditch uniforms altogether and instead just roll their naked bodies in neon paint
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Tue September 06, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
"Hey, there's that iconic sandstone pedestal on the beach. Should we A: Take selfies with it? B: Marvel in its wonder? or C: Push it over?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I hop you Oregonians enjoy your legal marijuana before Japanese Beetles eat it all
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Washington is not in play. So naturally Trump campaigned there
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Fri August 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pundits keep wondering why only red states are flipping blue and not the other way around? It's simple: Growth in red states like Kansas and Texas has stopped while blue states like Colorado, Oregon, and California are kicking ass. Also, Drumpf
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Wed August 24, 2016
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Upset her $2200 check for gift cards did not clear at a local Safeway, a Springfield, Oregon woman does the next best thing and drives her SUV through the store before backing out and speeding off into the sunset
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why In-N-Out Burger probably won't expand to the East Coast
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Remains of Civil War veteran finally transported home after he died in 1922 with no family to claim him. "The Patriot Guard Riders have essentially set up a modern-day pony express to get him from Oregon back to Maine"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I predict that America will be plunged into universal darkness, with wailing and gnashing of teeth in 2017. Or, as the fact-based community will call it, the Great American Eclipse will be visible across the entire USA, the first big show since 1979
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sleep tight, Oregonians. Bundy Militia sympathizer and "Constitutional Sheriff" Glenn Palmer has a private force of 65 untrained, uncertified, "special deputies" he's appointed
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NR Today)
 
 
 
Oregon gun nuts say their human right to carry a gun to the county fair has been violated: "When people have a problem, they call a police officer - a man with a gun. The only difference between him and me is he wears a costume and has a shiny badge"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Oh, and watch out for the firenados while in Oregon"
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Wed August 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leo Fender born on this day in 1909... and he never learned to play the guitar
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Tue August 09, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Did the number of Americans who smoke pot really double in three years, or are people just less scared of the feds busting down their doors if they answer the poll honestly?
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
BDSM coffee shop opens in Portland. Not sure how you drink coffee through a ballgag, though
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Sat August 06, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Never forget: Mariner Moose weaponized his ATV against Coco Crisp, on this date, in 2007
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Fri August 05, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ford recalls 830,000 vehicles that were unknowingly sold with the popular optional "ejector seat"
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