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91 headlines found matching 'Opera'
Sun October 22, 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Shining the light on what the Koch Brothers do in the shadows--and why they refuse to operate in the open
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is it that traveling on the ground from one place to another feels so much different than flying from one place to another?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thief uses coin-operated vacuum cleaner to suck itself off
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canadian politics, you may still operate a canoe under the influence of La Fin Du Monde
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fusion GPS, the firm behind the infamous Steele Dossier and that has cooperated with every legit investigation that's come knocking, tells Devin Nunes (R-ecused?) where he can shove his subpoena
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration does have very savvy political operators. Unfortunately, they are evil
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What offends you the most about Donald Trump?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Salmon farming pens - which collapsed months ago, releasing tens of thousands of non-native fish - found to be mostly operating on the honor system for keeping fish inside
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Brandy, Bourbon or Rum? Difficulty: Infused fruitcake
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once rescued a dangling participle with only an adverb and a bottle of white-out. He can hyphenate for an entire winter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark writer's thread
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Tue October 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Panic ensues after passenger pulls out fully operational Bible on crowded train
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Mon October 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's the first Monday in October, which means we welcome back a fully armed and operational Supreme Court, ready and raring to go impose its will on America
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Fri September 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well-known Farker gives NPR interview on volunteer radio operators heading to Puerto Rico (LGT The Takeway main page, only link to the audio story)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted, offering false promises of a future built on optimism, enlightenment, and cooperation
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down." ― Edna St. Vincent Millay. Hah, like we wear pants in here anyway. This is your Fark writer's thread, pants down edition
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Tue September 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
British train operator wants people to stop leaving stuff on their trains after collecting 10,021 items during their first six weeks of operation. Shark, ironing board, barrister's wig, false teeth and leather chair - check, Paddington Bear - not yet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Detroit is back on top again, it was a hard struggle but with the cooperation of its residents, Detroit regains its top spot in the U.S. as a force to be reckoned with
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is asking this for a friend, but is anybody really going to boycott the NFL like they are calling for on Facebook and other media sources?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
When Betsy DeVos travels for work, not only does she use her own personal jet instead of a chartered one, but she doesn't charge taxpayers for any of the operating expense
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what eating contests are near you? Have you ever competed or even won a competition?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
OK, a bunch of us have an unusual or obscure Nom du Fark. What does yours mean/signify?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this train operator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This hospital allows kids to drive themselves to the operating room
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Two major earthquakes in Mexico in a short time span. Will the San Andreas fault line have a massive earthquake? Could that set off Yellowstone?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news: an item from your baby registry has been purchased. What? You don't have a baby?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Playing Xbox now qualifies you to operate a submarine periscope
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Please state the nature of the musical absurdity"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Cuba seems to be operating a sonic weapon advanced enough that our physicists don't even think it's physically possible
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple to block tracking cookies in next version of Safari. Advertising groups complain that this will make online ads "more generic and less timely and useful." Let us all bow our heads and lament the passing of timely and useful advertising
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had to choose one movie to be preserved in the National Film Registry that hasn't been already, what would it be?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How would the current administration be different if the president drank?
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Create, download and post your own Star Wars opening crawl with this fully-armed and operational Title Sequence Generator
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
YuMi the robot behaves much like a human in that it's been trained to do a lot of useless things, like conduct an orchestra and solve a Rubik's cube. I hear it's gonna be a Fark admin next
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian politician says that American intelligence agencies missed it when Russian intelligence operatives stole the Presidency of the United States. If we can do that, how powerful is America really?
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Some Hams)
 
 
 
Ham radio operators have already activated the Hurricane Watch Net. If you don't have a shortwave receiver, you can click the link to the left for live streaming audio
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently even Trump's former bodyguard, go-to goon when he needs an FBI director fired, and "Director of White House Operations" Keith Schiller has hit the eject button, reportedly leaving Trump "crushed"
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Sat September 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for Tom Jones to postpone a tour due to illness
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Fri August 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toronto Orchestra to chorus: Cover up your fat asses with tents. Chorus: That's mean and unreasonable. TO: Fine, there won't be an orchestra anymore
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Top aide to a NY state lawmaker is e-mailing constituents links to stories that claim Charlottesville victim Heather Heyer was killed by a Clinton supporter in a Soros-funded false flag operation. Fark: A DEMOCRATIC lawmaker who's an Orthodox Jew
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Scott Baio goes full Alex Jones, implies Sandy Hook and Charlottesville were false flag operations, Heather Heyer's mother is a crisis actor, and then goes with the "just asking questions" defense
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stunt Coordinator; "Hey boss, that stuntwoman isn't experienced enough to do what we're asking her to do." Producer: "We need somebody that's female and black. She's female and black", right? Send her" 911 Operator; "911, what's your emergency?"
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Former CIA operative Valerie Plame has started a GoFundMe account to raise a billion dollars, buy a controlling stake in Twitter and ban President Trump. At the current fundraising effort, we will be through at least 45 more presidents by then
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Breitbart tears into Trump after Afghanistan speech, as Bannon makes good on his threats and the nation witnesses the power of his fully armed and operational Derp Station
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Thu August 17, 2017
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Russian hacker is a cooperating FBI witness in the Russia probe. No word yet on whether he weighs 400 pounds
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does Fark sell t-shirts with the Fark logo on them?? I farking want one
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That which does not kill you makes you still wish maybe you hadn't done that
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're singing the wrong way
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Fri August 11, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC DMV closes Raleigh license plate agency after audit finds 'operational and performance deficiencies'. Inefficiency at the DMV? Someone fetch my fainting couch
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One more time: If you are going to do something that can cost you your club's operating license, such as a women's naked dance-off, do not record and post ..... and you're gone already, aren't you?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort's son-in-law has been cooperating with the Feds for months and -- hold on, folks, Manafort has just switched attorneys
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Feds demanded cooperation from Manafort's son-in-law, hoping he too was tired of winning
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Wed August 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The cost of making those aluminum foils hats to keep out the alien-developed and CIA-operated brain monitoring waves is about get a LOT more expensive. Thanks, Trump
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The U.S. Military has declared open season on drones operating over its bases
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Sat August 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Genie has been honored with the title of 'Cat of the Year' after comforting and caring for her 11 year old person who underwent several operations and chemotherapy while battling bone cancer. F*ck cancer, long live Caturday (and this brave girl)
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For some reason the alt-right is really angry about the fact that H.R. McMaster is purging Michael Flynn's rabid anti-Muslim operatives from the National Security Council, and thinks he is being controlled by George Soros
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Wed August 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Secret spy radio station, that no one admits operating, still transmits from somewhere inside Russia. Set your shortwave radio to 4625 kHz and your Putin Magic Decider badge to "A=A" and copy the secret message sent by Vlad, himself
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Pence swears that we will see swift cooperation with Russia on many issues, minutes before Putin launches his retaliation strike
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Thu July 27, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
University professor charged with keying peoples' cars. She is cooperating as the police have a key witness
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's take a swim at this debate: saltwater aquariums vs. freshwater aquariums
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Well, then; this is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has $20,000 for a car. Preference is for new or CPO. In that situation, what would you buy and why?
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don't worry, it's legal because she didn't have a permit to operate
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Islands of cooperating atoms jam like ice floes as a liquid becomes like glass." It is you, my love, appearing as a host of angels gently coo your name
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Mon July 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Coincidence, collusion, cooperation, providence?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Vip the gorilla is doing well after an emergency hernia operation. Doctors say the hardest part was getting him to count backwards from 100
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Jr.'s meeting with Russia was less a meeting and more an intelligence operation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oh look, Brexit is causing more firms to move operations out of London. Who could have predicted this happening?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US releases documents related to Operation Ajax
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Slytherin hall monitor Steve King is pretty sure people are training to be Navy SEALS in order to get free sex change operations
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawn care business owner told his lawn isn't big enough to operate
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump family is operating in a moral vacuum
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Peter W. Smith, GOP operative who sought Clinton's emails from Russian hackers, committed suicide, left note saying his death was NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pretty sure this is the last blast for this project, then we'll see if it ends up anywhere else. You evening liters. How much do you love this place, but can't/won't support it with totalfark, or Barefark? Want an almost free way to help out? DIT
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
FOX's Bill Hemmer to Mike Pence's press secretary: "Can you state for the record that Mike Pence never met with Russian operatives?" Press Sec: **SMOKEBOMB**
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a writer requires an intoxication with language." -Jim Harrison. Dangit, and all this time I was going with bourbon. This is your Fark Writer's thread, anti-sobriety edition
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Tue July 11, 2017
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Star Trek got it all wrong. Transporter operators of the future will all have Chinese accents. No wait, make that transporter operators of current-day Earth
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I didn't fasten my coffee mug lid correctly and just poured coffee all over my lap during a web conference. How is your Monday going?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nuclear plant operators, including Wolf Creek Nuclear Operating Corp. in Kansas, hit with cyberattacks
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
McDonald's uses this one neat trick to prevent late-night drunk fights. Or they could just change their name to White Castle and embrace late-night drunk fights
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Hobby Lobby used all that money they saved on contraception coverage for their employees to buy illegal Iraqi artifacts on the black market...you know, the ones ISIS was selling to fund their operations? Yeah, those
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will there be a massive document dump? Will Trump's tax returns get released? Will the calls for 25th Amendment solutions grow louder as he loses his mind? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose." -Margaret Atwood. Meanwhile, the answers I get from literary agents are all "uh, no thanks." This is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
25 family photos so American they come with an extra side of freedom at no additional charge. Call now, foreign outsourced operators are standing by
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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Sat July 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum is so desperate to prove Trump won the popular vote and that voter fraud was a problem he wants to see Secretaries of State run sting operations to find out the truth. He fails to realize that idea is a major felony
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
WSJ: GOP operatives contacted Russian hackers, sought to obtain Clinton's hacked emails to funnel them to Mike Flynn
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Dog with zero farks to give crashes classical music concert in Vienna, stealing the spotlight and applause (w/video)
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Wed June 28, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney Spears lip syncs her concerts - her critics know it, her fans know it. Everyone, it seems, but Britney Spears
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery to go full-on soap opera. Well double dumbass on you
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