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500 headlines found matching 'Ont'
Wed May 06, 2015
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Semi-Finals begin Tuesday as Juventus host title holders Real Madrid, and continue Wednesday as Bayern Munich head to Barcelona. Both matches at 2:45 ET
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(69)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember that time when we dragged every schoolkid in America in front of a TV to watch NASA disastrously try to send a teacher into space? We almost blew up Big Bird, too
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(36)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida residents warned about slimy toxic invasive species that's breeding out of control. And no, it's not the Canadians
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(32)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The "Martha Stewart of Marijuana" helps Kush magazine rise from $150,000 in revenue to $6 million in just 18 months, also helps women get into the weed business, and also has a smoking hot daughter/business partner (w/pics)
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(49)
 
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Toronto wants to be known as the craft beer capital of the world so they can feel what it's like to win something
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Discovering a cache of newspaper articles written by 29-year-old Mark Twain while he was drinking heavily and contemplating suicide is "like opening a box of candy." Bonus: link to full text of said articles
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Not news: Contestant on The Price is Right wins a treadmill. Awkward: She's confined to a wheelchair
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(43)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How a controversial chicken ordinance, plastic flamingos, no-good teens, poison ivy, and psychological warfare combined to give us the most insane small-town Facebook thread you've ever read
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo writer on Pamela Geller's "draw Mohammad" contest: Ils ne sont pas Charle Hebdo
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(440)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is why you don't run onto the pitch at horse races
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(14)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew
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(161)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao to be knocked out of boxing for at least the next nine months or so
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For the second time in four months federal investigative jerks take all the fun out of being a top New York State legislative leader. Thanks, Obama
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(31)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like your boyfriend's ex, don't go to the funeral parlor when she dies and cut her hair, smear makeup on her face and try to dissect her corpse... especially right in front of her family. w/creepy mugshot
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(95)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
General Motors builds 500 millionth vehicle, immediately announces plans to recall it
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
An old GOP legend tells that if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Benghazi" three times, Hillary Clinton appears and testifies
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(46)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men's beards "found to contain more human poop than a toilet"
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(347)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Can America right the off-course ship that is the economy, or will it continue to sink and require rescuing by China?
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(63)
 
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Yeoman Janice Rand has joined Spock in the final frontier, dying at age 85
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(60)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Toga party gets out of control, leads to gladiator-style melee
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(23)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Demand for new Chick-fil-A in Washington State prompts traffic control measures. It's not a press release, it's your local news
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(112)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
The prize for this essay contest isn't baaaad
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(8)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House votes to overturn DC law so employers can fire women for using birth control. (That's the joke.)
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(104)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Buzy sportsday Hockey Farkers.. But not for you. Only one today AND IT'S EARLY as the Rangers hope for "Controller Disconnected" Ovie to show up @12:30ET. Even with some bonus hockey there's lots of time for ponies & old man fights after
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(562)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a remote device to control the movements of a lab mouse. Which means they're now one step closer to the world's first video game for cats
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(6)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey round 2 night 2: Habs owned the Bolts last year, Bolts swept the Habs in the regular season, But it's a whole new series from Montréal @7:00ET. Then can the 3rd try in 3 yrs to get past the Hawks be the charm for the Wild? from Chicago @9:30ET
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(1022)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Japanese mega-submarine with a hangar large enough for three bombers has been detected off the coast of Hawaii (Some Not safe for work content on article page)
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(80)
 
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Carlsberg beer's ad agency steps up to the plate, puts on its bathing suit and drops trou on Protein World's controversial beach body ads
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(9)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(91)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge: I find the defendant guilty, and sentence him to six months in jail. Lawyer: OK, but someone's going to have to dig him up
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri effectively "taps out" of their ongoing "derping contest" with KS as Dem Governor Jay Nixon vetoes a bill slashing welfare benefits in the state leaving KS' "No swimming pools for poors" bill as the stupidest farking law passed this year
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(58)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Hi this is Boeing Technical Support, we were wondering if you could turn your Scream...I'm sorry DREAMliner off and on again to make sure it doesn't fall out of the sky in the next few months"
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wearing high heels to bed can be sexy, but not if you're six months old
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(31)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Alabama lawmaker proposes getting the state out of the marriage license business and getting it into the "contract signed by the couple including their names, signatures and statements that they are legally allowed to be married" business
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Thu April 30, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's the most disgusting school lunch story ev... is that 'genuine frontier gibberish'?
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to blowout the Bucks? Can the Clippers push for a game 7 against the Spurs or will they get knocked out in the first round yet again (9:30 PM EDT on TNT)? This is your game 5 NBA playoff thread
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(55)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The price of shame? Approximately $8,000/month for using AOL dial-up
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Yeah, judges shouldn't be asking for campaign cash, because that would taint the judges to favor the donors. Justice Scalia, naturally, claimed this was an affront to "Freedom of Speech"
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(68)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-month-old baby pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after 22 hours. Will apparently be named Simba based on the pics
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(35)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you weren't paying attention, there is a giant piece of Russian space equipment tumbling out of control toward the earth at this very instant
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(111)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 521: "Fairy Tales and Other classic Childhood Stories" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(13)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
French soldiers on UN peace-keeping mission rape starving African children, UN attempts cover up. [I Dont Want To Live On This Planet Anymore.jpg]
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(145)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that prices have jumped almost 20% in the last month, here a few charts to explain why you REALLY shouldn't be going "long" on oil just right now
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(11)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rescuers hunt for lost fisherman Ron Ingraham just months after miraculously finding lost fisherman Ron Ingraham
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(42)
 
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
This dog who earns $15,000 a month wants to teach you guys how to dress properly, for f*cks sake
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five months after the release of the Senate torture report, somebody's finally being punished. Sure, it's the senate staffer who led the investigation into the abuses, but hey, it's something, right?
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Was Josh Hamilton the worst free-agent signing in baseball history? Perhaps, and check out the list of other players who did not do so great after signing big contracts
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(71)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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(105)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Welcome to the new American starter home, where for only $600 a month, you too can live in a refurbished (mostly) shipping container. If it's good enough for bananas and BMWs, it should be good enough for you
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(58)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Earth is working on creating a brand new continent, say researchers. Check back in 200 million years to see what it looks like
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(58)
 
(Sabotage Times)
 
 
 
"I love the sheer lack of f*cks the Mozambican government give about having an AK-47 rifle on their national flag. It's the equivalent of having a big 'Beware of the Dog' sticker with an angry Rottweiler plastered on the front door"
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Does the contraceptive pill affect cycling performance?" Well, not for guys
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(2)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "I may be on trial for contempt of court, but at least I know all my political friends still have my back. Right, friends?" *cricket, cricket*
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(89)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Battle Creek Enquirer)
 
 
 
Military holds decontamination exercises in Battle Creek, Michigan. It's the biggest toxic cleansing in Battle Creek since Kellogg's introduced All-Bran
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(33)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
God bless NASCAR infields: Man arrested after trying to ride his bicycle onto Richmond International Raceway
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(8)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Red Sox rally for walkoff win" which would be more newsworthy if they weren't facing Toronto: The Short Bus of the North
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
For only $5 per month you can receive college credit in current affairs, sports medicine, economics, computer science, theater, political science, and filmmaking
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(37)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Some Bullock)
 
 
 
Montana passes strict gun control law
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(58)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Photos of 8 Mailboxes that Didn't Survive the Maine Winter (w/pics)
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year: Sen. Rand Paul stages a dramatic 13-hour filibuster denouncing the use of drones as illegal and unconstitutional. This year: Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, "There is a valuable use for drones." He can has defense contractor money now?
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(46)
 
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
"Are zero-hours contracts always exploitative?"
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(13)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
UC-Boulder student missing since April 11 says he was on campus the whole time but doesn't know how his head got Photoshopped onto someone else's body
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(64)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The recognition of contract bridge as a sport is on the cards"
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(21)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Man convicted of abusing a child says thanks so much, but 14 months into his prison sentence he's really not enjoying it very much and would like to be let out now
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(103)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx: "Bands need to sign retirement contracts like we did"
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(42)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
How many incidents and pile ups are we going to have today? Is it possible to continue to have a different winner this season? It's the Honda Grand Prix of Alabama (3:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(116)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
As we send more and more teams golfing, on this fine Day of Rest the Hockey Gods provide us with just 2 elimination games: At 3:00PM ET, the Wild can send the Blues packing then at 6:00PM ET Montréal will try for a third time to toss the Sens. GO HOCKEY
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(856)
 
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"How did a population more than twice the size of Spain come to be at the forefront of a global payments phenomenon? And why hadn't we heard of it until now?"
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Product recalls in Australia have included punching bags that contained nails and needles, a vacuum that electrocuted users, a spear gun that fired without warning and now, Utes that just explode for no reason (pics)
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sentient hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz calls all Democrats "liberal fascists"
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(137)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong bomb her performance? Will Barack Obama battle Elizabeth Warren to the death in front of a live audience? Here is your official 2015 White House Correspondents' Dinner Thread. Coverage starts @ 6PM ET on C-SPAN
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(167)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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(35)
 
(St. George News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl contacts police after speeding car runs over her skateboard. Police respond, buy girl a new board, take her on a ride-a-long, let her try estimating speeds using the laser unit used for traffic enforcement (w/pics)
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(34)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie. And not just because it contains antifreeze and hormone disrupter
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(26)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the dysfunctional Mavs rally around league MVP Ray Felton? Can the Raptors work some magic and beat the Wizards (8 PM EDT)? Can the Spurs take control of the series against the Clippers (9:30 PM EDT)? Find out in today's NBA playoff thread
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(84)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Series of early-morning earthquakes failed to improve substantially improve area between Idaho, Washington state and Montana
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USDA says it's okay to eat food 18 months after its expiration date. The only difficulty is getting the spoon inside the carton to dish out last year's milk
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It cost $64M among the top 10 lobbying groups during the first 3 months of the year to tell Congress and the White House how to think. So if you have $2.1M/month to spend, you too can get your voices heard
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(29)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
New Cadbury candy bar contains 7 different fillings. Shut up and take my money
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(74)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why humans go poof spontaneously. The science
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to bore us to death? Can the Celtics beat the Cavs in Beantown? Will the brow single handedly will the Pelicans to victory? Here is your NBA first round game thread
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(121)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The lunatic who claimed Obama was controlling the delete key on her laptop is getting her own Sunday show
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(40)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Ronaldo: "I want to slay pink in Los Angeles once my Madrid contract is up"
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(31)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Uber to customer: Thanks for contacting us. We've reviewed your recent disputed fare of $56 and yes, it is incorrect. Your balance due is now $12,142
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial video sparks debate: should you or should you not put pink lips on macaque?
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(18)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
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(108)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 520: "Feet Around the World" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify male dinosaurs by studying their bones. They're just now figuring that part out?
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(14)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
ProTip: When your group calls Dr Oz a "quack," make sure your group does not contain climate change deniers, doctors on payroll of GMO food producers, and a doctor who lost his license for massive Medicare fraud
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(116)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran announces plans to put the entire continent of Australia to sleep
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In anticipation of next year's move to Brooklyn, Islanders fans steal seats from Nassau Coliseum while playoffs continue. What the puck?
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like there will be a Rampage in Montreal after all on Saturday
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American politics to continue to be a grotesque plutocratic spectacle. ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
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(36)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
That totally CGI'd scene of Tom Cruise hanging onto a plane in the Mission: Impossible 5 trailer is totally not CGI'd at all
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(58)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
NBA and NHL playoffs continue tonight as both leagues feature key matchups in th--(thunderous stamping sound) NFL 2015 SCHEDULE RELEASES AT 8PM EASTERN (insert Godzilla shriek here)
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(41)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Three NBA playoff games tonight: First up, Celtics at Cavaliers @ 7 PM ET. Then Wizards at Raptors @ 8:00 PM ET. And Mavericks at Rockets @ 9:30 PM ET. Can Boston or Dallas steal one on the road? Will Toronto steal one at home?
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(166)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
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(57)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Bolts take home ice advantage back? Can the Isles get within one of their first series win since '93? Will Chicago continue to help the Leafs get a better draft pick? Will there be blood in Calgary? Pucks drop @ 7, 7:30, 9:30 & 10 PM ET
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(1355)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The latest post-Citizens United campaign finance development: Having your Super PAC run your presidential campaign so to maximize the number of unlimited contributions you receive
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(74)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP frontrunner? "Not Jeb Bush", who also goes by: "Not Ted Cruz", "Not Marco Rubio", "Not Rand Paul", "Not Bobby Jindal", "Not Scott Walker", "Not Chris Christie" and "Hahaha, no way in hell is it HuckFiorinaBrownback"
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(124)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like Notorious RBG was onto something when she declared that SCOTUS's ruling on the Voting Rights Act last June was like "throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet"
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(88)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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(66)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(BGR)
 
 
 
The 2015 Trailer-O-Rama continues with leak of Star Wars: Rogue One
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(63)
 
(Reductress)
 
 
 
"When my daughter is born next month, [we will] immediately pierce her tongue. My husband and I are devout Juggalos, and we want to raise our daughter to whoop-whoop with the rest of the family"
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(103)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
The Hunt For Red October. Farker invents and successfully tests a silent marine propulsion device. Would like to see Montana
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
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(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen and Ilsa Fisher welcome Monty Brian into the world. He's not the Messiah, but a very naughty boy
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(31)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg do more than just whine about Hamilton's success? Will Ferrari continue to challenge Mercedes? Can Maldonado defy expectations by continuing to finish? This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain discussion thread at 11am ET on CNBC
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(164)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers win NHL draft lottery; GM Craig MacTavish vows "We'll fark it all up this time, too"
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(56)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Jack White calling Tidal subscribers to thank them for their $20 a month dowry to the streaming service. Reportedly all eight subscribers are sick of the constant phone calls
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(23)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Locals freak out when National Guard troops march thru Ontario neighborhood on "training exercise." 1812 wasn't THAT long ago, Canucks
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(40)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
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(124)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The VA is unconstitutionally adding veterans onto a list of people banned from purchasing firearms based upon nothing other than the fact that they are no longer mentally competent to handle their own affairs
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(176)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two Vermont lawmakers give their colleagues the most heinous ultimatum: Give us pot or we'll take away your booze
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(61)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
After 6 months, clothing company apologizes to Don Henley after their "Don a henley" shirt ad, hopes now that he'll take it easy
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(6)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(IEEE)
 
 
 
You can now mount a frikkin' weaponized laser onto a frikkin shark's head
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(15)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Toronto raccoon climbs 650' crane to take a dump
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation: Whoa, whoa. You thought we said we'd *continue* taking foreign donations while Hillary runs for president. No, no, you totes misheard us. We said NOT continue taking foreign donations. Not. Continue. There, we good now?
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(93)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
23-year-old sports fans in Washington D.C. have never witnessed the home team win a championship in any of the four major sports. Somewhere in Boston a 2-month-old baby nods his head in solidarity
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(53)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The malevolent hairpiece controlling Ted Cruz has raised $4.3 million for its doomed presidential campaign
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(35)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard team up for new duets album. Imagine the contact high from that recording session
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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(127)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 519: "Money Shots 3" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(23)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't want to let all you American hosers have all the fun on sports scandals - get ready for Turfgate
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(35)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Six months ago: People are moving back into the cities, the suburbs are dying. Now: People are moving back to the suburbs because they're sick of the cities
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(160)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Post Office declares war on Congress. Lands attack Gyrocopter on front lawn of capitol building
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(249)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 1% control 42% of wealth. Now guess what percentage of Americans rate income tax as the number one problem in the US?
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(218)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer gets contract extension with sizable pay increase, gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Urban renewal"
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to remain cool as a cucumber as a Buckingham Palace guard after falling on your arse in front of hundreds of tourists
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After four months of review, NFL still can't decide if Dez Bryant's touchdown-turned-non-catch was ruled correctly. Once again, the NFL just takes a safety
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(47)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Inigo_Montoya.jpg
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(33)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents need $1mil to purchase land where they have established public gardens to feed the poor. City contributes dozens of police and a bulldozer
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(100)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, how many of Obama's lobster dinners, golf outings, and Air Force One jaunts will YOUR contribution to the Medicare Doc Fix pay for? Fox News has a handy online calculator to help you study it out
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(89)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
NRA spokesman: "Islamic extremists have seized control of cities across the United States and have enacted sharia law"
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(335)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota forbids making eye contact with senators, as they may feel threatened and attack
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(138)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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(193)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blackwater contractors sentenced to 30 years in prison for Iraqi massacre
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(128)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
As the Montana Historical Society celebrates its 150th year, an anonymous envelope arrives in the mail--containing the original hand-written 1865 document creating the Historical Society. Staffers' typically dry, bureaucratic response? "HOLY SH*T"
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why you should stop laughing and take Marco Rubio seriously as the best contender for the 2016 Republican nomination. Seriously, damnit, stop laughing
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(163)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Human Centipede 3 has fans flocking to ATMs, the bisontennial returns, and a severe case of gran larceny: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/5 - 4/11
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(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Penis transplant doctor talks about his patient, reveals he had to veto the patient's idea of transplanting four extra penises onto himself so his pants would fit like a glove
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(41)
 
(Some Fed Up Guy)
 
 
 
Don't like the Patriot Act? Want protections for whistelblowers like Edward Snowden? Then contact your reps and encourage them to vote for this
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
65-year-old German primary school teacher and mother of 13 is set to become the world's oldest clown car following 18 months of fertility treatment
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(35)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will Jon Snow learn something? Will the Daenerys storyline continue to drag on? Where will Tyrion go? Will the Sansa and Littlefinger plot remain creepy? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones. The blood spills at 9pm ET on HBO
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(247)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Authorities: Neighbor forced man onto high-rise balcony, microwaved his wallet. Florida, baby
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(24)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're tweaking on meth or K2 and start hallucinating that someone is trying to break in, don't go shooting through your front door. Plus, it helps to get rid of the 16-year-old runaway you've been harboring. w/tweaktastic mugshot
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
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(52)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will we have wet clownshoes for our first trip to the Bayou? Will there be more caution laps than green flag laps thanks to the new front wings? This is your Indy Car Grand Prix of Louisiana discussion thread at 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN
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(236)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new contender has emerged: Mother of the Year candidate dangles her 2-year-old child over the rail of cheetah enclosure at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. What could possibly go wrong?
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(105)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A classic tale of teenage rebellion and repression features a delightful combination of dance choreography and realistic and touching performances. But since this was Japan and they were dancing on a train, they got six months of house arrest
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(28)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Ferrari make it two in a row? Will Mercedes reassert its dominance after finally showing some weakness? Can Maldonado go a month without crashing? This is your Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix discussion thread at 2am EDT on NBCSN
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(183)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink bottled water, you're probably contributing to California's water shortage as much as any Californian is
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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(78)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
L.A. to control all of the city's street lights from a single laptop. How long before a couple of hackers with a drone turn the whole city into a giant game of Tetris?
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(38)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Today 7-11 invites you to bring your own coconut cup, fishbowl, trophy, or any other container to fill up with a Slurpee
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(11)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
An urn containing ashes, a headstone, a 42 inch TV, a satellite dish, large paintings and a toilet and cistern = One hell of an inappropriate party or a list of items left at Dublin Airport
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(13)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering whether the Air Force Academy could get through a month without someone being sexually assaulted, the answer is no
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(51)
 
(Tri-Valley Central)
 
 
 
"When the ball hits the paddle, there's a sound that is emitted. It's loud and continuous and extremely annoying and it has reduced the quality of life"
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL continues to show how ready he is for the intense pressure of being president by storming out of an interview with The Guardian after getting a question he doesn't like
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(228)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs: We Canadian teams extreme parity also. Except for Edmonton and Toronto. They suck worse than warm Molson Canadian
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(65)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Today's moment of zen comes from this slow motion wrestling montage. It ... it's just so beautiful
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(16)
 
(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
$675/mo luxury apartments in Manhattan available. Submit your application along with a $10,000 contribution to the political party of your choice
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama says he hasn't given up on gun control. Which is good since he apparently has given up on the economy, Middle East peace, unifying the country
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(521)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune renewed for two more seasons, or just long enough to see whether Alex Trebek or Pat Sajak will be the first cranky old man to snap and beat a dumb contestant bloody
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penn Jillette magically drops 105 pounds in 4 months. Presto, change-o
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(118)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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(40)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIS loses control over large oil fields in Iraq, starts mounting machine guns on hybrids instead of gas guzzling pickup trucks
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(56)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Colts wants their run of Luck to continue until 2016
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(15)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
A supercut of close-ups from The Matrix which doesn't contain Keanu's blank stare
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(13)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Prosecutors looking into possible sleazy dealings involving 1 WTC observation deck contract awarded to Jerry Jones with help from Chris Christie, and by "possible" they mean "shriekingly obvious to anybody except a New Jersey politician"
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man v. Food's Adam Richman has lost his mind and gone over to the Dark Side: 'I've been vegan for three months'
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the pathetic lives of those poor, pitiful ex-Congressmen months after retiring or losing an election
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(40)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor declares war on "raccoon nation." (With awwwww-inspiring video)
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sexual expert says eye contact is the most effective way to express sexual interest, though you have to get pretty close to touch eyeballs
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(41)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn, I say TORN, son, from the Front Page of the Bangor -- you're not listening' to me, boy -- I say, the Bangor Daily News: Hungry bobcat, raccoon captured at chicken coop. Together they're about as sharp as a bowling ball
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(47)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 518: "Spring Has Sprung" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(58)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
George & Amal Clooney, Vladimir Putin, System of a Down, and Kanye & Kim Kardashian will visit Armenia this month to commemorate 100th anniversary of Armenian genocide, with Kim going back to brunette to mark solemnity of occasion
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kid picks near perfect NCAA bracket in ESPN contest, is denied $20,000 because he's only 12
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(149)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Confronted with onerous and overbearing federal rules, states decide to more or less do their own thing. Unsurprisingly, somebody has a problem with this. Surprisingly, it's Fox
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(84)
 
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
Yes, planes are spraying "chemtrails"...I mean silver iodide...in order to "control the weather"...I mean enhance the clouds
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(29)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
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(8)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Voters: Our schools are overcrowded and in need of repair. School District: Sure thing; we just need a marginal sales tax bump to pay for it up front. Voters: Wait, we have to pay for it? Nope
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The last thing you want is a donkey ending up in the front seat of your car"
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(12)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
South Carolina police officer charged with murder after video shows him shooting unarmed man running away from traffic stop (warning: article contains complete video of the killing)
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(802)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dollard St. Laurent dies at age 85. Who is he you ask? He won five Stanley Cups with the Montreal Canadians in the 1950s
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(17)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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(35)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Ever turn the knob on your oven and think "there has to be an easier way to turn this knob?" Live in confusion no more: there is now an oven knob that can be controlled by your smartphone. Knob
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brontosaurus returns. Fred Flintstone, Jesus excited to have their rides back
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man described as Britain's least competent criminal back in jail for 350th conviction as he continues doing life on the installment plan (pics)
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(17)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
First wild buffalo in 200 years born in Illinois. Just in time for the bisontennial
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(31)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Contemporary painter who has been compared to Jackson Pollock is showcased in sold-out galleries around the world. Not bad for an 8 year old
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(106)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa evangelical pastor: "We control the Republican party pretty much"
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(104)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S job growth falls to 15-month low as snow removal hiring in Massachusetts has completely dried up
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(20)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Mad Men director says series finale "will cause controversy." Just as long as they don't do what The Sopr
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As the aroused male tried to mount the female, he somehow lost his balance and toppled over onto his back, unable to get back up. Just like your last Fark party
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(47)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid's senate seat isn't the most hotly contested seat in 2016. Mark Kirk's is. Green alien women everywhere agree
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(21)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Younger kids benefit from having smart older siblings, benefit even more from having a smarter kid they can copy off sitting in front of them at school
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(23)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"We build a completely awesome box castle in our front yard for our our kids to play in and we get a notice from code enforcement?"
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(168)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hey, gym rat - The latest thing you're doing wrong? Front lunges (w/video)
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(9)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Truly astounding is the diversity of visions for fixing Chicago: you can go the polls and select either Obama-acolyte leftist gibberish or Detroit-style leftist gibberish. Authentic frontier gibberish remains strictly an Indiana/Wisconsin thing
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford takes crack at Hockey Hall of Fame gig (with great pic)
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(9)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Who's Van Halen's best front-man? The results are in. It's David Lee Roth by a nose
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(93)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The last player from the Montreal Canadiens 'Punch Line' is gone. Elmer Lach passes away at age 97
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(6)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the most violent prisoner in all of Britain. His stats include being in more than 120 prisons, holding at least 11 hostages, more than half a million pounds in damages and only about four months and nine days out of prison since 1974
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(75)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Educators are pushing to marginalize exams. Testing is not just dying out as an irrelevance, like the slide rule: Tests are being killed off at all levels of schooling as an affront to human nature and dignity, like the strap"
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(46)
 
(Business Insider)
 
Video
 
Turns out watching massive container ships crash into each other in the Suez Canal is a surprisingly popular spectator sport
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(42)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Household handyman raises his rate from $20/hour to $150/hour. Loses all customers. Just kidding - He now makes $14,000/month and has more work than he can handle
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Feline survives a 17 day, 3,000 mile trip from Egypt to Britain locked in a shipping container with no food or water. Sinbad the sailor is just fine and looking forward to a relaxing Caturday
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(1169)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After signing a new contract and just in time for opening day, Minnesota pitcher Ervin Santana suspended 80 games for testing positive for steroids
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
7% of Americans say their smartphone is their only link to the Internet. The other 93% use their smartphones as their only link to their friends, the outside world, any sort of contact with other humans
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(45)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
In 2005, radiation levels 200 times normal were found across 265 acres of a national park due to contaminated fill used in the 1940s. A decade later, nothing has been done to clean it up
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(72)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want to live in a steel shipping container. In Phoenix. In the summer
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not content with merely working them to death, the Qatari government forces thousands of laborers working on the 2022 World Cup infrastructure to run a marathon. Barefoot
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(40)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Toronto Argonauts and Buffalo Bills win April Fools Day
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(23)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Program to rebuild homes in NY after Superstorm Sandy paid $6.8 million to contractors for 'flawed and incomplete' work. Apparently workers were confused and thought they were doing the job to New Jersey standards
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(12)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Average home price in San Francisco will hit one MILLION dollars this month. That's approximately 200,000 slices of free-range artisanal toast
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(54)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 517: "Ugly-Ass Baby Animals" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(49)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Second £1m lottery win for lucky Scoonthorpe couple
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(27)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some people in the comics industry want to ban cosplay at comic conventions because it "contributes nothing" to the industry and gets in the way of venders doing business. In related news Alfred was right, some men just want to watch the world burn
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(78)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad who told reporter he 'died' in a car accident and couldn't pay child support sentenced to two months of purgatory
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I am from every continent in Africa except for one
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(62)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia is paying $700 a month for conservatrolls and libtards
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(52)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Front page ad NZ newspaper offers new BMW in exchange for any old car. Difficulty: dateline April 1. How do you think this will pan out?
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(19)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
"Most" Young Republicans favor birth control, 18 to 34 years after it might have made a difference
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(111)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Some things from the '80s are still good: A Flock of Seagulls, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Super Mario Brothers. Note that this list does not contain that box of hot chocolate in your cabinet, Grandma
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(210)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
International Friendlies resume. VonTrapps taking on the Live Free or Don't Neutrals followed by the Flying DeJong's and Spain, Super Marios versus Will Harry Kane play. And Russia against a team whose fans hopefully don't shoot flares at them
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turn left onto demolished bridge then proceed to your final destination, a fiery death, on right
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(49)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medical scientists discovered that a medieval eye salve containing onion and garlic can cure MRSA. See? The onions on their belts were there for a reason
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
GNC plans to rigorously test their pills to make sure they contain the bogus ingredients that are claimed on the label
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(17)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If your cunning plan involves snatching the Girl Scout money box from the kids selling cookies in front of a store, then jumping into a getaway car, you may want to rethink your career plans
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Yemen could spin out of control. Uh....well...more out of control. Like in a bad way
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(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England's new council bans propose bizarre laws against buskers, pigeon feeding, and the sale of lucky charms, contending such bans are magically judicious
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(25)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"When it comes to science, Ted Cruz is no whiz kid. On the contrary, he seems to be woefully ignorant. We know this because despite his lack of expertise, he doesn't hesitate to make sweeping pronouncements about scientific matters"
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(169)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Remodel this storefront to guarantee plenty of customers
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(65)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Prince sued for breaching contract by releasing a Voice contestant's album gratis. Pancakes can't help him now
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(30)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Anti-Muslim protest in Montreal canceled due to the strength of counter-protest. "They spread hate and fear, and there's nothing to be afraid of. All we want is peace"
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(454)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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(31)
 
(RTT News)
 
 
 
Axl Rose once confronted Beastie Boys Adam Horowitz at a party and told him to stop ripping off Led Zeppelin
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(65)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
The war on fried food continues. New Jersey mulls a $2,500 fine for possession of hot grease
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(22)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not news: All-time high temperature. News: All-time high temperature for an entire continent. Fark: Antarctica
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(25)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pizza and ice cream parlor was front for family-run pot operation, police rai... waidadaminnit... Why didn't I think of that?
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(41)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
5'4", 125lb woman goes to doctor for back pain, is told to lose weight. Patient loses weight three months later, sues
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(176)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
BMX rider crashes and burns attempting double front-flip, gets back up and wins the day
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(8)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle artist creates artwork only visible 10 months out of the year
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dropping all pretense whatsoever, The big Wall Street banks, including Citi, JP Morgan, Goldman-Sachs and BofA are reportedly considering suspending all campaign contributions to Democrats until they somehow muzzle Elizabeth Warren
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(190)
 
(Some Font Guy)
 
 
 
The debate has been raging for years over which is the worst font of all time: Comic Sans or Papyrus. Enter a new challenger, sure to strike fear and loathing into both camps: Comic Papyrus
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(74)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
And there go Bernie Sanders' presidential hopes. So what's Vermontish for "Preet Bharara"?
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(50)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Payday lenders would like to warn you that the new payday loan regulations are an affront to good business and they will repossess this country so fast, it'll make your head spin
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(137)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL executive: "How do we accelerate [the NFL] in Mexico, Canada and China?....We've concluded that Brazil and Germany are the next two frontier markets"
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(54)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
13-year-old crashes van into pole, car and front porch while fleeing police, receives honorary Florida drivers license
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(21)
 
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Montana real estate mogul owes $74 million in property taxes. In other news there's $74 million worth of property in Montana
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man who spent two months in jail--before police discovered his shipment of 'cocaine' was actually soap--is awarded $5 an hour for his time
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(43)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Having sex in front of children at a playground is not a good idea. Son, Daughter, I am disappoint
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(44)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the cure for motion sickness and it was right in front of their faces the whole time
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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(167)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Speaker at Melbourne disability summit had to be carried onto stage due to lack of wheelchair access. Bonus: the venue's disabled toilets were used for storage
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how credit card companies were going to replace all magnetic stripe credit cards with computer chip cards by the end of 2015? Well, here's an update on that monthly statement
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(75)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 516: "I Like Big Balls, They're Such Big Balls" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(27)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Greece has one week to turn itself around and save the family business from the bank. Sometimes the 1980s training montages just write themselves
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL will make his "I'm running for President" announcement in front of an aircraft carrier. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(69)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Finally, Japan has contributed something to the world that isn't weird or creepy, but downright useful: The Briefcase Grill
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(18)
 
(Countable)
 
 
 
Not content with more votes to simply repeal Obamacare, Rep. Tom Price wants to slash all the things
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(31)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Natural News)
 
 
 
The news that California wine contains toxic levels of arsenic was junk science bunkum
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(102)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will get six more episodes with which to hide their thinly disguised contempt for each other
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(120)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a red zone winner: "Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract - on the 1-yard line, if you will"
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(3)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese officials say they will introduce guidelines to regulate surprisingly contentious Chinese square-dancing: "In 2013, Wuhan residents made headlines after they showered feces on a group of boisterous 'dancing grannies'"
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(26)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 most controversial foods on earth, and Subby is hungry for the last one mentioned on the list
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(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not content with getting nothing done with the Obama Administration, the Republican Congess now can't get along with itself
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(59)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man trashes neighborhood, confronts police and shouts, "I'm famous now, look what I did." Did I mention he was naked?
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(17)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chocolate bunny sculpture with diamonds for eyes goes on sale for £33,000 and it contains 548,000 calories. OK but what about the ears?
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why do we laugh inappropriately? Includes video of THE most contagious laugh you will ever encounter, as a cricket pundit breaks down on air
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(23)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Survey finds that many acne patients don't take their medications. Apparently the study was done at the front counter of McDonald's
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(15)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Toronto still setting NHL records that will never be broken: the Leafs are so bad that for the first time in more than 40 years, Hockey Night In Canada did not show their Saturday game
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams makes first public comments since his six-month NBC suspension during visit to his former high school, fondly recalls scoring the winning touchdown at homecoming, putting out a cafeteria grease fire, and banging the prom queen and her runner-up in a three-way
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brothel advertises for quality control testers to check the standards of their services (possibly not safe for work images)
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(87)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
"One in three households in the U.S. contains a collector, one in ten Americans rents storage space, and one in twenty is a pathological hoarder. And hoarding can kill you"
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(144)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Can Harvick continue to dominate? Will Busch take advantage of the pole? It's the Auto Club 400 from Yawn, er, Fontana (3:00PM ET, FOX)
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(817)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
ZooMontana shows off their three ugly-ass river otter pups
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(12)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New details emerge in the death of a Food Network Star contestant and the story goes from tragic to horrifyingly ironic as the phrase "detectives discovered what they believe to be human remains, in a wood stove" comes into play
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(83)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with parallel universe, maybe destroy this one, within days
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(105)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rare 18-year "supertide" turns Mont Saint-Michel into an island (with pics)
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(72)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who dug the mysterious tunnel in Toronto. The story gets deeper
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(35)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
46% of consumers are interested in cutting their cable services. The other 54% remain content with splicing into their neighbor's
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(41)
 
(Thanks Pete. luv, Bill)
 
 
 
Seahawks and Russell Wilson reportedly very close on a new contract. On the one yard line, if you will
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(62)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Spider Man' climbs into Walmart ceiling, crawls through duct work, drops down and walks out front door, escaping shoplifting charges. FARK: As people record the whole thing on cell phones
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(43)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
An explanation of the Batgirl cover controversy for people who don't read comic books
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(260)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to session musicians and sound engineers who have worked at Paisley Park, Prince's legendary "Vault" containing thousands of unreleased songs is real, and it is spectacular
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(81)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple gets married at center ice of Air Canada Centre, marking the first time this month someone in a Leafs sweater scored
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(32)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Scarface remake moving forward because Hollywood executives have been snorting a bigger pile of blow than Tony Montana
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(41)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ten Michigan State Police officers spend 2 1/2 months investigating deadly 200-vehicle wreck to decide which drivers should get speeding tickets
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(6)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Lakeland cop caught sending dirty messages to 24-month-old
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
This is why partying in Canada isn't for amateurs. (Link contains NSF-Lunch/graphic pics)
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite Zayn quitting due to "stress," One Direction tour will continue because of course it will
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(33)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Pro MMA Now)
 
 
 
In case you watched Ronda Rousey's 14-second demolition of Cat Zingano last month and wondered "WTF just happened?" here it is in super slow-motion
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke settles his second legal battle of the month
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(8)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Alcoholic Beverage Control police, previously known for pulling guns on a UVA student after mistaking bottled water for alcohol, now under investigation for severely beating a student after mistaking his real ID for a fake
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(135)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 515: "Chocolate" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(43)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Are you a third string RB trying to save your spot on the roster? Nothing says "I'm worth it" like a DUI arrest a month before the draft
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: Get our your virtual crayons and have at it
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(76)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
You know that your drug problem is out of hand when you go around stealing the biohazard containers of used vials and syringes from a hospital and inject yourself with the contents
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(27)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
According to Elon Musk, Montana might be a tourist driving destination not because it has no enforced speed limit, but, because it might eventually be the only place you can actually drive a car yourself
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(40)
 
(Wrestling News Source)
 
 
 
How to have a good time at RAW: 1) get front row seats, 2) dress up as old school wrestlers, 3) get told you're too distracting and be forced to either leave or change into normal clothes
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(84)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When taking a selfie in front of a burning fire always watch out for the old "here comes the WATER" trick from the firefighters
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(32)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson cleared over recent controversy. No, not that one. No, not that one either
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(40)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
"Please try again. Your password must contain 11 capital letters, a pint of Guinness, 14 numbers, the blood of a leprechaun, 13 symbols and the luck of the Irish" (Sponsored link)
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(109)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rahm and Chuy square off in contentious Mayoral Election debate, though the presence of C-3PO translating Chuy's Shyriiwook to English was a bit distracting
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry releases high security tablet for people who care. Meanwhile, your flashlight app is phoning home with your contacts list and you don't care
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(32)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Ryanair steps up talks for transatlantic service. Budget airline reportedly excited about opportunity to drop passengers and their luggage off on a continent they didn't want to go to rather than just a distant city
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(9)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomats have been confronted by Iranian officials over GOP letter. "The Zarif don't like it"
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(167)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo determined to finally produce a game with worse controls than Superman 64
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Replacing the infamous Port Authority bus terminal would cost $8-10 billion, not including the 10% markup of the 15% surcharge of the 30% unexpected overages on the 60% consulting fees for the 100% not-mobbed-up contractors
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(50)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While some people might picture food, water, or hospitals when requesting $200 million to solve a "glaring absence" in Africa, these scientists think the continent really needs a particle accelerator
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(83)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Today's "nutty baseball injury" story brought to you by Toronto Blue Jays OF Kevin Pillar, who suffered a strained oblique after sneezing too hard
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
In hindsight maybe taking a smiling selfie in front of a blaze you're working on in which 17 people died was a bad idea
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(71)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Holy Christ... if Tom Cotton is right, the Iranians already control Tehran - the capital city of Iran. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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(153)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
CAN the Bruins continue their playoff drive? WILL the Senators ground the Flyers? HOW will the West be won? It's BOS vs. WSH, OTT vs. PHI, STL vs. DAL, and NSH vs. ANA tonight in the NHL. Talk up your club to the right
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(29)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Kurt Busch put a hurting on the field thanks to having a few weeks of extra rest? Can Harvick and Logano continue their early season dominance? It's the CampingWorld.com 500, live from Phoenix at 3PM EDT on Fox
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(755)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Cinnamon Almonds recalled for containing peanuts. Yes, you read that correctly
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(29)
 
(Editor In Leaf)
 
 
 
While fans of other teams are gearing up for an exciting Stanley Cup playoff, Toronto Maple Leafs fans are engrossed in Mock 2015 Drafts to figure out if the team might get anyone good next season
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(17)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The long offseason is over. Mercedes seemingly remains a step ahead taking the front row, Ferrari looks to have some hope, and McLaren shiats the bed. This is your Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with race coverage at midnight EDT on NBCSN
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(368)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notoriously ugly bus station dubbed the "mouth of hell" to be demolished by controlled implosion, over no objection whatsoever: "Is that smelly cafe still there in the basement? You'd see people dry heaving before they got on their buses"
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines fill a record 83.4% of all available seats in 2014. Travelers still continually annoyed about sitting next to someone filling up 150% of their available seat
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(7)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two people have been injured while bowling in a rebel-controlled area of east Ukraine after a player rolled a grenade instead of a ball
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(30)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Verizon's "Backup Assistant" is always ready to reload all your phone's personal data back onto your phone...or to anyone else who has your old phone number
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(19)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado pot shops sell record amount of marijuana resulting in excise tax of nearly $2.35 million, and that's just for the month of January. For the children
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(51)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"This is the first demonstration of the mechanism underlying suicidal maternal care in an arthropod" (warning - link contains spiders)
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(7)
 
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
"Fifteen per cent of pay-TV consumers say they are planning to either switch TV providers, ditch cable in favor of an online app or rental service or cut cable or satellite altogether within the next six months"
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(97)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Blade Runner: The Final Cut is getting a theatrical release that it is only happening in the U.K. I'm so mad about this I'm going to remove my top hat and clean my monocle in ferocious discontent
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets who drink, gamble, smoke and die right in front of you. It's not Avenue Q, just the amazingly talented Kenny Rogers making a July 3, 1979 appearance on the Muppet Show singing "The Gambler"
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(19)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 514: "Tilt-Shift Faked Miniature Scenes II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(52)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After year of PR nightmares, McDonald's Japan publishes smartphone app that allows customers who shy from in-person confrontation to complain about their food or service directly to company
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(15)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League continues with the second round of R16 matches beginning on Tuesday with Porto v Basel, and Madrid v Schalke, and on Wednesday with Chelsea v PSG, and Bayern v Donetsk. All matches at 2:45
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(397)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New, harder-to-abuse OxyContin turns out to be pretty easy to abuse after all
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, the US tax code DOES contain more words than the Bible. NO that does not mean anything
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(105)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
If you had "Oklahoma" as the first state that would move to separate marriage from state control, step forward and claim your prize
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(413)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's go out the front door
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(12)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and the team come to the aid of Lady Sif who has lost her memory. Meanwhile, Bobby and Mack continue to hide their true mission from everyone else. (ABC 9 ET)
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(183)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
What every U.S. state is best at. Come for Montana, stay for North Dakota
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(103)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Despite growing trends to legalize it, as seen in Washington and Colorado, NYC Board of Health vows not give in to hippie demands, and continue its ongoing war on... ferrets
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neat: Pavel Datsyuk banks his empty net goal off both posts. Difficulty: From about 190 feet away. Lack of Difficulty: Against the Edmonton Oilers
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(21)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
24 hours after trying to push the US into a war with Iran, Senator Tom Cotton (R-Ark) will meet with defense contractors to update them on when they can expect to ramp up production
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(147)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Four police officers insist a mysterious female voice called "Help" and led them to 18-month-baby. BUT THE MOTHER WAS DEAD
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(79)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Helicopter carrying contestants of French reality show "Dropped" takes the show's name too seriously
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(14)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nine of the 13 best beers in the U.S. are brewed in Vermont and Maine
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(114)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will BRRRRROCKKKK LESNAR show up tonight? Will we hear the GONG? Will Axelmania continue running wild? Tune in for Monday Night Raw to find out. (8 PM EST on USA/Pre-show 7 PM EST)
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(1308)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Solar-powered plane begins 5 month long journey around the world. United passengers wish they could travel so quickly
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(22)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Doctors now say that Harrison Ford suffered a broken pelvis, broken ankle and cuts to the forehead. And that was just from the foursome in front of him who thought he was trying to play through
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(40)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
About the only thing worse than playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs is when the Toronto Maple Leafs send you home rather than have you play for them
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(35)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you let your 10 year old eat 20 pieces of licorice every day for 4 months, something bad just might happen
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(34)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon HAD the pole until he was wrecked in practice. Can he storm from the back to the front without getting wrecked yet again in his farewell season? Its the Kobalt Tools 400 from Las Vegas, live at 3 PM EDT on Fox
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(945)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Google is changing its search algorithm to account for veracity. Climate-denying Fox contributor has a problem with this: "Let the public decide what's the truth"
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(295)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Inspired by SyFy, Baskin-Robbins names Snacknado its Flavor of the Month: "salty caramel ice cream with chocolate-covered potato chips and pretzels, swirled with candy pieces, chocolate fudge, and salted pretzel ribbons"
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(19)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Liquor store owner sues customer he sold winning million-dollar scratcher ticket, claiming he fronted her the money, offering up a unique "signed contract" as proof
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(141)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The supermarket cashier rejects your fake-ass $100 bill? That's okay, there are some Girl Scouts selling cookies out front
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(65)
 
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs win game for the first time in a month. My apology, I meant the Arizona Coyotes
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(21)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Port Huron Times Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, the Great Lakes may be frozen, but that doesn't mean they're a pedestrian route to Toronto. Just sayin'
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(59)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
10-year-old boy jumps onto moving vehicle, distracts his sister's kidnapper long enough for the girl to escape
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany's Eurovision song contest winner turns out to be French (with pic goodness)
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(12)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Student builds replica Soviet tank in his grandmother's front garden from 20 tonnes of snow. All the other grandmothers in the street now disappointed they don't have a grandson who builds snow tanks
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(73)
 
(WYMT Hazard)