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Tue April 25, 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Gwynn Jr. continues dad's legacy with .394 -- not a batting average, but a pale ale
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel contradict his boss? Will he champion Hitler's execution policy as a model for Arkansas? I mean really, the effectiveness ofmmmphhfhhe (go to ssssssssleep) THIS is your daily Spiceweasel press briefing thread (2PM start time)
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
You can live in Laura Prepon's house for $15,600 a month (Laura not included)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Joe Montana requests to share the streetlight
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth by the bear exhibit at the Omaha zoo. Name the Zoo Baby contest in 3,2,1
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Terrorist planned to kill seven random Australians a month, not realising that's nothing compared to the death rate from drop bears, platipi, and mollongogoolachucks
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cheddar, brie and parmesan contain a compound that could improve life expectancy by 25%, the taste of pasta by 100%
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: Harry Styles denies that he contracted chlamydia from a koala
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump continues to rattle his saber and play with his shiny bathtub toys, as Chinese leader urges restraint on Best Korea - all on this episode of "He said, Xi said"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Uber's app lies to users who are working near regulatory agencies. News: It also lies to suspected Apple employees about continuing to track them after they uninstall it. Farked: The guy explaining this to Tim Cook, CEO of Apple
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sergio Montoya. I kill people's faith in teachers. Prepare to cry
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
California state university bosses: Look, it's essential that we continue hiring these vital staff to perform indispensable work on things. Vital things, about which it's crucial you not ask pesky questions, you meddling journalists
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode continue 30-year tradition of selling out stadiums in Los Angeles, add fourth Hollywood Bowl date to their October calendar after first three nights sell out. "They actually could have done six nights"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill head off to a world controlled by the descendants of Paulie's sexbot from Rocky IV who have poopmojis for faces in Doctor Who: Smile, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Class is on afterward, if you still care
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Somewhere at Google there is a database containing 25 million books and nobody is allowed to read them
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
For the first time in 90 years, new car design forces MG to change its front badge. "I don't want our cars to look angry with this (old) badge, I want to make it look more like a friend"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
What could you do with 4,600 Hot Wheels cars? Well. you could display them ... or glue them all onto your Jaguar S-type car
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The second most controversial issue in this well-off suburb is tax rates. The most controversial is decibel limits for domestic servants
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz was given 564,615,000 rubles in sketchy campaign contributions immediately after publishing the Comey letter in what totally wasn't a quid pro quo transaction
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Half of California hospitals receive a grade of C or lower for patient safety, A+ for getting monthly bills out on time
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Warning: Do NOT get into a breath-holding contest with a naked mole rat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are marriages happier when women control the money?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not content with giving Rex Ryan the boot, the Pegulas have now fired both the GM and Coach of their other team
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC continues its all-out assault on anything that even smells like consumer protection
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Bridge is closed. Moose out front shoulda toldya
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Remember the credit card security breach a few months ago that affected 12 hotel locations? Well, new tally says it was a bit more widespread. By about 1,100
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Solar-powered "Mr. Trash-Wheel" has now removed 1.1 million lbs of rubbish from Baltimore's Inner Harbor, including 8.9 million cigarette butts and half a million polystyrene containers. No word on how many condoms or dead bodies it's picked up
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Not news: Pro tennis match interupted. News: By hot steamy sex. Fark: The second time in a month. Why yes, there's a video
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front page of the Bangor Daily News: Colon to visit Waldo County General Hospital. Nobby Nobbs seen skulking around, pilfering small items
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new U.S. attorneys are doing and...oh dear
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea vows a "super mighty preemptive strike" against the US if aggressive actions continue
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Koch Brothers are teaming up with Betsy DeVos to bring hate speech onto college campuses across the country
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple accused of having sex on the beach in front of Trump's Mar-A-Lago resort
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 624: "Simply Beautiful 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo holding baby capybara naming contest. You know what to do, Fark
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Andre Johnson to sign a one-day contract with Houston so he can retire as a Texan. Mostly because Eli Manning told him he can take all his uniforms and sell them off as being game-worn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey brings us four contests. Can the Capitals tie up the series with the Maple Leafs? Can the Senators beat the Bruins again? Will the Blues and Ducks sweep the Wild and Flames? The puck drops at 7pm ET. Now Shut up, Pierre
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans celebrate the death of Net Neutrality by knifing public libraries in the kidney and pushing them onto the "slow lane" tracks
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel say "Googubfloober mensamush"? Will he contend that America is better than North Korea because we never used nuclear weapons on people? Will we keep tuning in? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (noon start, +/- 20 mins)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The marketing blitz surrounding Deadpool 2 continues as Josh Brolin starts trolling Ryan Reynolds about his casting as Cable through various social media
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(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
Maybe Toronto's biggest problem is the Milwaukee Bucks. Their size is shocking to the system. The Raptors found out dinosaurs aren't extinct. They just go by the name, 'Greek Freak'
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on the contentious case of Fark You v. Pay Me. I think we all know how this one plays out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the last 3 months, * very high-ranking Uber executives have quit the company. If only there were some sort of nautical metaphor involving rodents to explain this sort of behavior
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of U.S.Homeland Security to politicians: You don't like immigration enforcement? Change the law or "shut up," and support the men and women on the front lines
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Disney contemplates luxury overnight Star Wars LARP resort in form of a space craft. Subby would prefer to stay at the Mos Eisley spaceport with his fellow scum
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Mixed martial arts gym homeless after building sale, now forced to wander the wild west even though they never did take the pebble from Master Kan's hand
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Sure, That'll Work: NYC launches rat birth control program
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Renting in L.A. has gotten crazy, which is insane considering how large L.A. is. One of the possible solutions is increasing rent control - only buildings built before 1978 are currently eligible
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ian McCulloch, frontman for Echo & the Bunnymen and an above-it-all self-proclaimed "genius" whose exaggerated bravado is admittedly backed up by some pretty good songs, flees Japan before scheduled show as North Korean tensions flare up
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Lesson learned: when you see an elderly stranger with dementia wandering onto train tracks at railway crossing, don't be a hero
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA playoffs continue with Indiana at Cleveland starting at 7:00pm EDT and Memphis at San Antonio starting at 9:30pm EDT. Both games will be on TNT
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"But a few months into the Trump presidency, we haven't seen too much in the way of deals. As a matter of fact, we haven't seen any deals, at least not any of consequence. Is it possible that Donald Trump was never such a great dealmaker?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump thinks a 7-point win for a GOP candidate in a Kansas district he carried by 30 points 6 months ago is somehow a big win for him that the evil media is downplaying to deny him his due credit
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
General Sherman calls upon the power of Thor to continue his siege on Atlanta
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Loch Ness Monster has not been spotted for more than eight months. Thanks Trump
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(Some Firefox Memory Guy)
 
 
 
Firefox is bloating beyond control. The culprit - Fark. I thought you were cool, man
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Those 0 day exploits we were frothing about were addressed by Microsoft last month. Quietly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Survivor contestant who outed transgender competitor voted off the real estate agency
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Monty Python's Terry Jones is unable to speak because of dementia but still enjoys a drink or two
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor returns after only 15 months off with a lesbian named Bill and a guy who looks like a thumb in Doctor Who: The Pilot, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Plus, the spin-off Class makes its American premiere immediately afterwards
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck wants to teach your kids the real facts they will need to confront liberal college professors. Like how the Founding Fathers agreed that creationism was the truth and evolution is a lie. And all for less than $400
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Have you missed watching a Cubs player hitting a home run onto Waveland Avenue? Addison Russell is here to help
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
This year's winner of the Peeps diorama contest is "The Peeple v. O.J. Simpson"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors continue not to notice the big red flag being raised on Wall Street
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For GoT fans, new theories emerge about who really orchestrated the red wedding, and who actually controls the white walkers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do?
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
Doctors baffled why eight-month-old baby weighs 38 pounds and only wants to eat all of the time
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
AT&T's expanded call-blocking service has now blocked more than 1 billion robocalls in 5 months
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Happy Good Friday. What goes onto the table for your Easter spread - ham or lamb? Special must-have sides? Put some new life into food threads with your tasty favorites
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Alright auto geeks - Other than the Kia Rio, Dodge Daytona, and Pontiac LeMans, how many cars can you list that were named after places? (very difficult)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Africa's famine problem could be eradicated if the world would just come together and build a moveable skyscraper that could hold enough food to feed everyone on the continent
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After watching Trump cater to the far right for the past few months fewer Americans think that the GOP is too extreme. This is why we can't have anything nice
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Thu April 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
33-year-old chain-smoking burn-out contemplating retirement
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Well, now we know why Trump is such a fan of the Russians. I would be too, if they had saved my business empire (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manafort "charmed" Trump, with the prospect of being an "Affordable " Campaign Manager, and by "affordable" he meant he wouldn't charge him until his job was over, and then he took a 12 million dollar charge for his 4 months of trouble
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs continue with three games for us to enjoy. Will the Capitals blow away the Maple Leafs? Will the Blackhawks tame the Predators? Will the Ducks douse the Flames? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US State Dept. says it will continue with hiring freeze, despite the fact that the Trump administration has lifted it. Who needs diplomats anyway?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wealthy business owners go from controlling America with a wink and a nod to controlling America waving their middle fingers at everyone
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo yet to file retirement paperwork; may continue to play for Mavericks despite 18-point loss in first game
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 623: "Nature Photography 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say, here's a great idea for a game show: Let's invite women on and then male contestants can guess whether they're pregnant or just fat...or maybe guess whether their breasts are real or fake. It's perfect for that 13-year-old demographic. BRILLIANT
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Jules-Pierre Mao comes out from under his rock. Ganymede continues to cascade. Naomi & Amos go it alone. What's Crisjen Avasarala's next move? Find out in tonight's penultimate episode of SyFy's 'The Expanse.' 10PM EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When you put all of Sean Spicer's lies, insults, and mistakes together in a timeline, it really makes you wonder how he's managed to hold onto his job this long
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about art rock troupe turned '80s new wave icons Oingo Boingo. Leave your body and soul at the door (Article contains Not safe for work image)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Someone is dropping deuces in front of an Australian business. Fark: on Duke Street. Xtra Fark: "We will get to the bottom of it"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry continues to be more popular than LeBron James, Kevin Durant than Russell Westbrook, and blue cheese than ranch dressing
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft acquires container orchestration specialist Deis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Muslims are breeding faster than Christians. Tag explains the context of this story for your racist uncle
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Now would be a great time to verify if those two North Korean 'weather satellites' hanging over the continental United States aren't EMPs. Just sayin'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bill would allow consumer electronics companies to market hearing aids direct to consumers, in case you want to control grandma's hearing through your smartphone
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's been seven months since Ann Wilson's husband attacked her sister Nancy's kids, and now the two speak about the future of their musical collaboration and whether their hearts are still in playing together
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
3 arrested after breaking in to a jail. I wonder what they thought would happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA says earth is a liter. OK then, the first earth in this thread that makes me laugh gets a month's worth of TF
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man puts the load in front loader at Soapy's Coin Laundromat
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
The last time the Edmonton Oilers made the playoffs, Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana, Twitter was two months old, and Crocs were considered a fashionable shoe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Controversial: It's extremely selfish to want to reproduce yourself, because it's ultimately for your own benefit(s), while no child ever gave consent to be conceived
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The feud between Stephen King, the Duke of Horror, and James Patterson, the Dr. Seuss of Thrillers, continues
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey gives her boyfriend $25,000 a month so he can buy presents ... for her. Although it's better to give than to receive, Mariah Carey is happy to do both
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There is a 13,064- square-foot mansion in Arkansas free to the right charity as long as nobody minds that it was the place in the '70s where a cult leader keep the embalmed body of his wife for months while waiting for her to rise from the dead
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The front fell off: Australian comedian John Clarke dead, 68
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Democracy has survived two months of Trump, but don't get too cocky
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Sun April 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
This bag of salad mix contains the following ingredients: Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, a bat, cucumbers, radishes....wait....What?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
After a glorified parade and single poor strategy decision gave the race to Vettel, we move on to China. Hamilton and Vettel again are on the front row. This is your Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix discussion thread, lights go out at 2am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live is back from yet another month off to fill you in on the latest Trumpy Dumpys and remind you that Kel is extremely jealous of Keenan. Live from New York, it's Louis CK and the Chainsmokers at 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bathroom legislation has been filed in 15 states so far, but it's only a coincidence that all 15 bills contain the same typo
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that you're having a strange day when you shout down a hole expecting to hear an echo but instead you hear a man that has been missing for a month
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
37 years after the "Miracle on Ice", we might have a contender for the biggest upset in hockey history
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thomas Friedman comes out from the NY Times paywall to assure us that the next six months will determine whether we can get a decent outcome out of Syria
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The latest on who's playing Cable in Deadpool 2: Out - Pierce Brosnan and Brad Pitt. Frontrunner - Michael Shannon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner "accidentally" applied for a top security clearance in January without completing the required "foreign contacts" pages. And he's "accidentally" failed to correct that mistake during the last three months
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Old news: Susan Rice insists the Obama administration successfully got all the chemical weapons out of Syria. Well, if old news was about two months ago
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Madonna reminds Pepsi this isn't the first time they've stirred controversy with an ad. Bonus: while drinking a Coke
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump does more in two months than two YEARS of Obama
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the month has been claimed by a Toledo man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After only 5 months, A-Rod now wants Jennifer Lopez as his permanent starting catcher
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a brief window of time, the TSA website wrongly informed air travelers that it was OK to bring medical marijuana onto planes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bannon, who never attended a meeting of the National Security Council, will continue to attend meetings of the National Security Council despite stepping down, got that?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Mississippi governor signs off on Confederate Heritage Month, expects White House appointment shortly
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you participated in the class action suit over companies stealing your iPhone contacts list, congrats, you won big. You can now buy a stamp to send a thank you to your attorneys and even have a little bit left over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Memo to all future Wheel of Fortune contestants: The correct puzzle answer has never been, and will never be, Popsicle Bike
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(NESN)
 
 
 
How Curt Schilling once negotiated a contract with Theo Epstein: 1) Buy a copy of "Negotiating for Dummies" 2) Read the book during breaks in negotiations 3) Profit
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 622: "Vice Vice Baby 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson angrily confronts guest who pointed out he is nothing more than a smokescreen salesman for Trump
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We have a new contender for the wildest of wild pitches a MLB player can throw
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian introduces pool float shaped like her butt - and just like the person it's modeled after, the float contains nothing but air
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Almost 68 years ago, the first de Havilland Comet changed aviation forever when it soared into open skies with aluminium fuselage, pressurised cabin, hydraulic controls, and four jet engines. "There were few flights that were without incident"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia is sending a nuclear missile submarine to the Baltic, in spite of naval officer's desire to see Montana
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (4/5): Marvel tries to undo years of X-Men neglect with "ResurrXion", which is screaming for a chromium-embossed cover, polybagged with trading card. Also Batman and Bane continue to punch each other in the face
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study finds no link between birth control and depression ... unless your partner has forgotten to buy condoms
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Not content with having a Superbowl victory and the Celtics as the #2 seed in the playoffs, Boston enjoys the Bruins skating to another playoff berth. Their first since 2014. Duke sucks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans are responsible for only 3% of health care costs. The other half are the ones you see standing in front of you at Walmart
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Irate Mets fan comes out of his parent's basement, sees shadow. Six more months of Mets losing
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Math problem: 32-year-old teacher + 5 drinks + open container instructs 14-year-old boy to drive them to Waffle House. How many miles will they travel before being pulled over by the police? Show your work
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pickup truck plunges into lake near Sanford. Lamont's really going to get it this time
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
White Sox play rescheduled home opener in front of thousands of fans disguised as seats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford free to continue reign of terror and rain of airplane parts, FAA will not discipline him for taxiway landing
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The end of the world is near: We humans will lose control of artificial intelligence, it's just a matter of time
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Laziness at work can be contagious. Congress declared Ground Zero
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student dies after pancake eating contest. Trump blames the International House of Pancakes, says it gives him the crepes
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How many fish from the Detroit River is it safe to eat? It depends on the type, experts say: four Rock bass a month, two Bullhead, and just stay away from the Brown Trout
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lithium 6 for sale. Contact your local North Korean embassy for details
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the Leafs take advantage of a tired Buffalo squad? Will the Wings play spoiler for the Sens? Will anyone watch Montreal's meaningless tilt with Florida? It's Monday NHL action, with 3 Atlantic playoff berths still on the line. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are signs that Fox may have a contingency plan to throw Bill-O under the bus
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Sun April 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McConnell: There will be a government shutdown next month
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Yesterday was April fools, so of course Edmonton is the top team in the Pacific and Toronto 2nd in the Atlantic. The Bruins & Ducks look to restore order to the Universe in 2 of the 11 NHL games today. First puck drops at 12:30 ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Number of big retail bankruptcies in 2017 is already equal to all of last year. Brick and mortar continues to crumble
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will have to contend with Madame Hydra
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Sat April 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
Fox continues to do such a bang up job promoting racing in general. Come see relatively silent racing at Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez for the Formula E Mexico City Grand Prix at 4:30pm EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back after a month off to teach the kids how to use the chrome horn for short track racing at Martinsville Speedway, 3 PM ET on Fox. No, seriously, Fox. This isn't an April Fool's joke
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As the postseason gets ever closer, teams continue to be mathematically eliminated (no Jagr playoff memes this year, kids) but there are still 5 teams not quite ready to get in the cart. 8 games up today, first puck drops at 1 PM ET
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How cute animals control our minds...or how the lizard people took over our politics
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School located on continent where lethal animals are always hunting you and the dandelions are poisonous has decided that cartwheels are just too dangerous
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Three months after students at UC Berkeley successfully repelled a talk by Conservative lightning rod of hate Milo Yiannopoulos, the college is now inviting Baba Yaga to discuss illegal immigration. This should end about as well
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle's bikeshare program, Pronto, closes down after millions spent to acquire bikes and install stations. It seems the general public never got stoked about bicycling around a rainy, hilly city to do stuff
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you can deal with getting paid $13,000 a month while traveling to exotic locations and staying in some of the world's fanciest homes, this is the job for you. Some call it the 'best job on the planet'
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the Month so it is time, yet again, for the Steam Key Swap. Got any keys you won't use? This is the place to trade them or give them away. We had a ton of activity last month, let's see if we can do better
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton bar owner expects crowds to behave while the Oilers battle their way through the NHL post season
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump sends letter to Congress outlining his demands for NAFTA renegotiation. The letter reportedly was in crayon and had a cartoon of Trump standing in front of a wall, pointing with his comically huge hands at an eagle, scrawled on it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not content to gut internet privacy rules and allow ISPs to sell your browsing history to anyone, Trump and the GOP now set their sights on their next target of government over-regulation, net neutrality
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist suspended over controversial column that was "accidentally" published. What could be so wro-- ok, who does that?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently, Kellyanne Conway can't even receive an award without causing an ethics controversy
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Finally Nobel Prize snob Bob Dylan will pick up his prize ...five months after winning it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What are the odds that your girlfriend, who drives for Uber, is going to pick up your other girlfriend at the airport and bring her right to your front door? (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager has written a letter to his investors offering a personal apology for a bad investment, and all it took was losing $4 billion by continuing to buy, for almost a year, the cratering stock of a drug company under investigation
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 621: "Lines". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 29, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Farm challenges Nintendo to milking contest because their cow milking video game looked slow. And you thought the Paint drying game was a time waster
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former writer for Breitbart reveals the company--and Bannon--violated laws by cutting deals with their landlord, a wealthy Egyptian. The conflict of interest continues
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens war with the United States over Senator John McCain's amateur outreach (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It took less than a year for GMA anchors to tire of Michael Strahan. Which is about six months longer than most people make it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hispanic contractors who submitted bids to build Trump's wall surprised to discover that other Hispanics aren't their friends anymore
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to believe it but this is NOT fake news. The Edmonton Oilers have made the playoffs for the first time in ten years. I repeat, this is NOT fake news. Guys I'm serious, they really made the playoffs. Guys?..?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vogue model discovered in Vermont coffee shop. Not that she was missing, mind you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not content to have their phones burst into flames, Samsung has added the feature to their stores as well
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos celebrates Women's History Month by encouraging girls to do STEM research, which she assumes is about gardening
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Author sues Stephen King for $500 million for ripping off his 1981 story about The Dark Tower, coincidentally a few months before the 2017 movie arrives
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
The Trump administration continues its quest for inclusiveness by excluding LGBTQ people from the 2020 Census
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kyle MacLachlan talks about living with David Lynch through Paul Atreides, Jeffrey Beaumont, Agent Dale Cooper, and now Agent Cooper again. "I think in some ways, I am an extension of him, and give him the opportunity to move through those worlds"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A statement that has never been uttered in the internet age, and one that many of you have never heard in your lifetime ..... The Detroit Red Wings have been eliminated from playoff contention
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couch, but that Manafort fella *might* have been using 15 different Cyprus bank accounts and 10 front companies to launder money out of Russia
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After putting up a touchdown, with missed extra point, on Honduras the USMNT look to take it to Panama and continue the climb up the hex standings. It all starts tonight at 10:00 PM EDT on ... NBC Universo? Ay caramba
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The fake doctor behind the "toxic tush" death pleads no contest to charges, gets ten years in prison
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Mayor urges town residents, businesses to raise 1000 American flags to honor veterans, instead of doing something hard like volunteer at VA hospitals, contribute to vets' charities, pay taxes without whining
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
It's like "Last Week Tonight" or "Full Frontal" but hosted by Sarah Silverman
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Girl who is standing up to Wall Street's bull to continue her silent protest through February 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chicken lays egg bigger than an apple and heavier than a major league baseball. "When I was in there it seemed like one chicken was all light and happy" and possibly smoking a cigarette
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail decides Britain isn't sufficiently embarrassed and allocates their front page to a sexiest legs contest between Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon. Who wins? No one wins
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one should mess with a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse has a boner... in which case the correct move is to rub baby oil on it in front of a group of teens. Oh, and you're drunk
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Mon March 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump administration: Nuclear arms control is just too hard, so why even bother?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues its imaginative choice of show themes by bringing you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "G", spanning from 1946 through 1978
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will happen when Goldberg and Brock Lesnar face off one last time before Mania? Will Seth Rollins sign the contract for a match against Triple H at Mania? How will they hide Xavier Woods this week? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Spins Hollywood Remake Wheel. Click, click, click. Robert Rodriguez frontrunner to direct Escape From New York
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With (less than) a week to go until Opening Day, let's take a look at month-by-month projections for all 30 MLB teams
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of The Bangor Daily News: Yoga with shelter kitties
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Now that they control government again, Republicans are back to saying that "deficits don't matter"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
43% of French voters are still undecided in the final month before their presidential election. As opposed to the U.S. where 43% of the voters are still apologizing for what they did
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congress votes to allow controversial hunting practices in Alaska. Sarah Palin begins fueling up the helicopter
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Celebrities are auditioning to be Stephen Hawking's new voice. Current front-runner: Samuel L. Jackson
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(axios.com)
 
 
 
The House Freedom Caucus' next trick: demanding that Planned Parenthood be defunded in the spending bill next month, threatening a shutdown of the Federal Government
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Sasha finds herself in the Saviors camp. Rick embarks on a side quest as war against Negan looms. Will Maggie and Daryl continue to bond? Find out in "Something They Need". The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM EDT on AMC
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Suitcases full of unmarked bills are out. These days you just have dirty politicians invest in a bit of real property or a brand and then flip that brand for a thousand times its worth while forcing distribution through an oligarch-controlled market
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RNC PR-BS: White House will court moderate Democrats on the border wall-containing tax plan, possibly bypassing the House Freedom Caucus
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Friday night: Lose NCAA hockey championship in double OT. Saturday morning: Sign NHL contract. Saturday afternoon: Score goal in NHL debut
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering when somebody was going to make an opera out of Pink Floyd's The Wall, well, wonder no longer. However, you'll have to go to Montreal to see it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon has lost control of the classroom
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(Nature)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates at 8 radio telescopes, they will soon make a virtual telescope which collect more data in a day than the Large Hadron Collider does in a year to take pictures of galactic black holes that will take six months to develop
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton is on the pole flanked by Vettel with new Mercedes team driver Bottas third. Will Mercedes continue Formula 1 dominance or will Ferrari or Red Bull be competitive? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not content with dominating our reality TV for years, the Kardashians are pitching an animated cartoon series featuring the entire family
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The businessman president, who sold himself to tens of millions of disillusioned voters last year as the outsider who could tame a broken capital, ended his first confrontation with lawmakers overmatched, outmaneuvered and ultimately empty-handed"
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Despite near universal dislike and controversy, "Iron Fist" has become Netflix's most popular series
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Concerning giant robot lions, an interview with "Voltron Legendary Defender" creators Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reality show contestants spend a year in the Scottish wilderness unaware the show was cancelled
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Trump campaign hanger-on Paul Manafort offers to perjure himself in front of the House Intelligence Committee
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy carrying wooden sword and toy gun confronted by police in a public park. Guess how it ends (Hint: happened in Canada)
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Is there a secret contest among GOP reps to see who can be the biggest asshole in public? WI Rep suggests abolishing Pell Grants because the kids just "waste" the money on computers and "goodies" and hey, they can just borrow the money anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That law that exempted Health Insurance companies from creating monopolies? It could go down as early as next month
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember the Heaven's Gate mass suicides from twenty years ago? Well you can still buy the victims' discontinued Nike shoes if you're into that kind of a thing
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Weaponised razor-edged snout" is a phrase that could only be found in a headline which also contains the word "Australia"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My aunt moved in with my parents under false pretenses and has succeeded in driving a wedge between my parents. She contributes nothing but discord. My mother is dying; when she goes, can I evict my aunt or are there legal issues?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy is watching Sean Spicer pontificate
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(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps his head down, avoids controversy at FAU. Just kidding, they've been sued before the first game
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(10 News)
 
 
 
A couple put a bike in front of their house with a free sign on it. Then things get weird
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 620: "Spring is in the Air 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Deadpool busted for DUI after driving onto Taco Bell lawn
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State of Vermont announces data breach of personal information on some 200,000 people. Are there even 200,000 people in Vermont?
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(Some Intimidator)
 
 
 
Dale Jr. drops a Number 2 on bootleg '#3' shirt manufacturers, who photoshop him wearing their rags & throw in fake "Dale Jr. Meet & Greet" contests for good measure
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tillerson forced to ask congress to hurry the fark up and ratify NATO confirmation for Montenegro, please
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie finds himself in Adrian's power, will Music Meister help these two reconcile? (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David attempts to escape go horribly wrong resulting in a movie universe without any proper continuity. (FX 10ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds ATMs and coffee shops are good locations to put defibrillators. Especially for people who go into cardiac arrest when they realize they emptied the ATM to pay off their monthly Starbucks bill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hold onto your pensions: The Jeff Sessions DoJ is doing everything it can to enable white-collar crime
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
"There is activity at your front door. It appears to be the apocalypse"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Navy engineers build ramjet-powered missile prototype in 6 months using inexpensive off the shelf commercially available technology
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Car ownership is evolving many possibilities. For $1500 a month you can have any one of 10 Cadillac models, and trade it in up to 18 times a year
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Wheel of Fortune" contestant really wants "a streetcar naked desire"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hours after his SCOTUS nominee scolds President Trump for bashing federal judges, he doubles down and says no one can tell him what to do and he'll continue bashing the judiciary
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Every month, the EU parliament relocates for 4 days from Brussels to another city within the EU, critics say this is wasteful as it costs tax payers about $120 million per year or in American terms a year's worth of Presidential trips to Mar-a-Lago
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Since Trump wants to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants in the US, Univision will now publish a list of illegal immigrant heroes who have contributed to the US, including a mechanic who risked his life to save a kidnapped girl
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The forbidden love of Tad and Elizabeth continues to be misunderstood. Next, on the Bold and the Beautiful and the Illegal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continue their WBC blonde ambition tour by defeating the Netherlands in 11 to advance to the final
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Let's celebrate Yahoo's long life as Internet pioneer by remembering its longest-lasting contribution to society
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
3'8" HS basketball player nails basket in final game, is immediately contacted by Duke about joining the squad next year
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI investigation...could hamper [Trump's] political agenda for months, if not years, to come." HA. Years?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If Australia is a continent, then why isn't Greenland one? Let's check the rules
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(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Hermaphrodite frogs and feminized fish, as well as low sperm counts and reproductive problems in humans. Not my Toronto
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Mon March 20, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Couple go into bar around midnight, order drinks. Woman passes out. Staff calls cab. Before cab arrives, woman vomits in front of bar, Man gets into fight with bar staff. Police arrive, arrest couple. Quick, where'd couple's 5-year-old daughter go?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank continues Swinging Through the Alphabet highlighting songs beginning with the letter "F". And in various points through the show a DMCA-compliant mini-tribute to Chuck Berry. Starting at 8 PM EDT
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, a new villain threatens National City's dairy industry and just when Kara has the issue under control a crossover strikes. (CW 8ET)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House continues to defend wiretapping claim despite today's contrary statements from "so-called FBI Director" Comey
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Monday is International Day of Happiness. Note - the beatings will continue until morale improves
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's math word problem: Your middle school teacher has 61 kilos of cocaine, 1 kilo of heroin, and a stash of weapons in her home. How many years will she serve? Please show your work (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Montana's holding a runoff for its lone seat in the House between a Republican who funded a Creationist museum and tried to kill public fishing access near his house, and a Democrat who once put on the world's largest charity kegger. Why even vote?
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Will Maggie and Daryl evade The Saviors as they surprise Hilltop? Will Father Gabriel continue to be the new Carl? Will Carol and Morgan lay down the law? Find out in The Other Side. It's your The Walking Dead discussion thread, 9 PM EDT on AMC
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Fan backlash begins against the UFC for changing "wins" into "no contests" because of a green substance
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This 70-year-old woman has run a marathon on every continent in one week. Subby just hopes he is still alive by that age
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey baby, you look hot tonight. No, I mean you look very hot. Like, you're on fire. You have to stop using that paraffin-containing face cream that has been linked to fire deaths. Don't you read the internet?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A tour of the steepest streets in England, where egg-rolling contests proliferate. "Pushing a double buggy up was a bit tricky for me but I've never been so fit in my life"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Scripted TV shows are confronting social issues like never before. As opposed to the 70s when the biggest problem addressed on "Happy Days" was Richie having to deal with a pimple on prom night
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
As diplomatic relations continue to break down, Turkey deports 40 Dutch officials. Oh, did I say officials. I meant cows
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
And the prize for most creative way to get patrons to not drink and drive on St. Patrick's Day goes to Toronto's The Emmet Ray whiskey bar
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Donald Jr. run daddy's businesses and are continually Tweeting about his policies while trying desperately not to violate various ethics laws. More than they already have
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the Weathertech Sports Car Series kicks off today in Fark's Favorite State with the 12 Hours of Sebring. 10:30 AM EDT on IMSATV and Fox Sports Go; FS1 coverage to start an hour later and continuing to the chequered flag
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
Burger King serves beer. If a beer- truck spill and an impromptu block-party out front counts. Have it your way
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Secret Service laptop containing the floor plans to Trump Tower and info about the Clinton email investigation stolen
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(Some Pyramid)
 
 
 
Something is heating up inside Egypt's ancient pyramids. Might be all that stored grain about to spontaneously combust
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Thu March 16, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Netflix considering 'mobile cuts' of its content
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's response when Fox News' Tucker Carlson confronts him on the devastating impact repealing Obamacare will have on those who voted for him: "Oh, I know"
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(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
What were the best toys to a child of the '80s? Those L'eggs pantyhose containers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"What America would look like under the Trump budget" wrote someone who apparently can't accept that Trump is President and his party controls everything
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Google and Levi's unveil a smart denim jacket that can control the music on a smartphone. First time ever that "smart" and "denim jacket" have ever been used in the same sentence
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Trump wants to privatize the nation's air traffic controllers to save money. What could possibly go wrong?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Potential parents of the year arrested for using eight-year-old daughter to run in front of oncoming traffic in crash for cash scam
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of son who has been missing 6 months claims he was depressed due to heavy metal poisoning. \m/
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 619: "Black 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Banned motorist with 50 previous road offences tilts his battered old Ford Mondeo onto TWO WHEELS to squeeze between vehicles during a 12-mile police chase. Ta-da
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Sen. McCain directly accuses politician of working directly for the Russians and Vladimir Putin, on the senate floor. Fark: Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky for not supporting bill to advance Montenegro's bid to join NATO
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Prometheus plays Parcheesi while Ollie continues to play Checkers. Meanwhile, Felicity continues to play Spin the bottle with Helix (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David advances to Go. (FX 10ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a Chinese government-connected corporation brokered a NYC real estate deal that netted Jared Kushner $400 million because of its ridiculously favorable terms, the head of Chinese Intelligence front buys a $15 mil condo in Trump Towers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Culture Secretary Karen Bradley to give imminent ruling on Roger Ailes wannabe Rupert Murdoch's bid to take full control of Sky
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like all that controversy over Josh Gad's character's sexuality in Beauty and the Beast did nothing but help the movie break the record for advanced ticket sales
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(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
Apparently someone in the Washington Redskins front office really hates Kirk Cousins, as there are strong rumors that the Skins are discussing a trade for Cousins....with the Cleveland Browns
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
As their Obamacare replacement cuts off funds for Planned Parenthood, Republicans want to reassure women that other clinics will step up to provide their low-cost breast exams, contraception and cancer screenings. Let's see how that worked in TX
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Political control over the Fed is inevitable. Which means the inflationary spiral that the Fed was put in place to prevent is also inevitable
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Brazilian goalkeeper signed to two year contract after release from prison for HOLY CRAP
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTFA: In what can be described as journalistic malpractice and a gross dereliction of duty, the alt-left radical propaganda press continues to insist there is some nefarious connection between President Trump and Moscow. Evidence? They don't need any
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
As his town is being hard hit by a wave of opioid addiction and overdose deaths, The mayor of one small town is taking his streets back-by suing the makers of OxyContin saying they knew their pills were flooding the black market and did nothing
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez's new Japanese contract includes optional practices, a chauffeured Mercedes, a private hotel suite for road games, and, most importantly, unlimited sushi for the entire season
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Was the fourth time the charm for Nick Viall, perpetual contestant on ABC's The Bachelor? [Warning: Spoilers]
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers repeating as NBA champ is no longer a slam dunk, thanks to their continuing nemesis James Harden
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New lawsuit now claims 1,800 former NFL players were given painkillers to help them play through injuries. Some were so heavily drugged they signed contracts with the Cleveland Browns
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(GoMN)
 
 
 
Brave Minnesota liquor store opens on Sunday several months before it becomes legal. What's the worst that can happen? Something like a $2,000 fine and being unable to sell liquor for 30 days starting on the first Sunday when it would be legal
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Man gets hit by car, throws his watch at another car and causes £250 worth of damage by kicking it, then simulates a sex act in front of the cars' female passenger. Choose your ending: A) Ta-Da, B)The Aristocrats, or C)Then it gets weird
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wondering how long have the S&P 500 and Dow gone without a 1% fall? 103 days. The resiliency continues
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(gHacks)
 
 
 
Remember, Windows Vista support ends next month. But if you ask me, I don't remember Vista ever getting support
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George Lazenby was offered a 7-picture deal to play James Bond, with $1 million cash up front, but turned it down because it would've hampered his ability to get laid more
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Because you weren't going to do anything useful in the next twenty minutes anyway, here's an A-10 versus a remote controlled Humvee
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tranquility and peace were too good to last. The Kingdom and The Saviors face off in a tense confrontation in "Bury Me Here." Will Carol and Ezekiel triumph over Negan? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM EDT on AMC
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rich ten year-old discusses her career and offers tips to others on how to become fabulously wealthy at age ten. First, become a huge reality star on a disgraceful reality tv show (Not safe for work content on page)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Republicans in the Montana legislature introduce a revenge bill to completely defund county attorneys. Can we have a "WTF" tag now?
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In Tokyo, World Baseball Classic experiences its own Maier/Bartman incident. Japanese slugger completely forgives boy: "I hope you continue to work hard at that so one day we can meet and look back at this moment we shared together fondly"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan defends the eight days Congress is scheduled to be in session in April. Or as Congress calls working eight days in one month, putting in a little OT
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan; "Trump will never win a beauty contest." Wait, what? Oh, Trumpcare will never win a beauty contest. Coulda went either way
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The purge continues: On a Friday afternoon, Sessions asks for resignation of 46 U.S. attorneys
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Affordable Care Act was signed seven years go this month. Link shows how many people have been killed by death panels in your state since then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Day 50: Trump keeps signing whatever the fark you put in front of him and only using executive power
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI continues investigating the "odd" cyber link between a Russian bank and Trump's corporate holdings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro is already seven months behind schedule in being able to kill anyone with its new Purple Line, and now it may have to wait even longer. Why? Owls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman hauls suitcase containing elderly man's body across the country and police aren't sure why
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Great developers don't dream of writing banking software. As a result, over 40% of financial applications contain subpar code (compared to telecom and retail software.)
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Drunk, bleeding, and carrying a stolen container of gelato is no way to go through your arrest, young man
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans phoned in nearly 2 billion takeout orders last year, as we continue to not get near the stove or off the couch
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Narcan - now for 10-month-olds
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy finds grandmother's €10,000 life savings, brings the money to school and shares it with classmates. "If your child has been given any of this money, please contact the school immediately so it can be returned to the pupil's family"
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
After a month of speculation, Ferrari finally introduces its fastest production car ever which can go 0-60 in 2.9 seconds. Driver to get a speeding ticket in 3.4 seconds
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's fake food craftspeople continue producing mouthwatering models for nation's restaurant windows. "Any food can be recreated from a silicone mold, whether it's a spongy cake or sizzling hamburger"
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Megatron busted in under age sex sting. Optimus Prime doing damage control
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to debate expanding controversial 'stand your ground' law, possibly extending the bag limit to five
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump sends B52s to South Korea. Controversial because Kim Jong-un wanted Devo
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He's only been in office a month so the odds are against him, like our president has ever been daunted by the odds
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
EPA chief Scott Pruitt says carbon dioxide is not a primary contributor to global warming. That is all
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