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Tue July 26, 2016
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
In the mid-90s, Bud Selig said interleague play would give fans a chance to see other team's stars come to their city. The Padres played their first game in Toronto, and Jays fans scanned their scoresheets looking for Tony Gwynn and Trevor Hoffman
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Alex Dickerson just hit a home run into the fifth deck in Toronto. (yes, you read it correctly)
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(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
This is the link with the egress / Yes, it my friend goes out and deserts / Some people started linking it not knowing what it was / And they'll continue vanishing forever just because
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(Chemical & Engineering News)
 
 
 
Rapamycin was first discovered when scientists sampled fungus-resistant bacteria on Easter Island, spent a few years next to a worker's ice cream (in a container labeled "DON'T EAT"), and is now being investigated for its anti-aging potential
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why does Putin hate Hillary so much? I mean, other than the fact that she spoke out for Pussy Riot during their imprisonment and challenged the legitimacy of Russia's elections as well as their state controlled media. You know, statesman stuff
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
A suggestion for you disgruntled cleaning contractors inclined to express your grievances by hiding fecal matter in the ceiling of the office you're cleaning: when doing so, including your utility bill in the mix is a bit of a giveaway
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Mon July 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Visit this picturesque Austrian town complete with bone house which contains the bones of thousands which they put there when the cemetery ran out of room. But, don't worry, the names of most of the skulls' former owners were written on each skull
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Police on the hunt for naked bicyclist who always comes out at night. Neighbors complain about having a full moon more than once a month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who won the Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest in Key West? Dave? Dave Hemingway? That sounds like his fake brother's name
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(Some Baseball Guy)
 
 
 
40 years ago this month, 42-year-old Hank Aaron hit his 755th home run, which was retrieved by a Milwaukee groundskeeper, and then it got weird. "Everybody assumed he would hit more home runs. Nobody thought that would be his last home run"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman Schultz changes her job title to more accurately reflect the job she has REALLY been doing for the last 8 months: Please welcome the new honorary chair of the Hillary Clinton campaign
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Sun July 24, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Geese in Ontario are being delegged for their valuable collectible sanctuary-specific leg bands
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Meet your newest Tour de France champion (for the next 6 months until the doping scandal is revealed)
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mother of slain Benghazi ambassador Benghazis Trump's continual usage of Benghazi to Benghazi Hillary Clinton
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
In true sports entertainment tradition, Jeff Gordon's "retirement" only lasted eight months, and he's back to try to tongue the bricks again as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Brickyard 400, 3 PM ET on NBCSN
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Impersonator of Donald Trump makes up to $40,000 a month. Which means if he really is an expert at impersonating Trump, his monthly income is probably closer to $375
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson says the only reason the media calls Donald Trump a fascist is because all the news networks are "controlled by Satan." Mmm-hmm
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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Fri July 22, 2016
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
VZW turns grandfathered unlimited data plans into 100GB a month or we cancel your account plans
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And young Raven, chipped ere fleeing, now is sitting, still is sitting, In his lost Nebraska palace, looking out the patio door; After miles and miles of journey, he sits contented on the floor; Unleash Raven nevermore
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
One pro-Trump Super PAC raised $97 last month. Others did not fare much better
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Poop cafe opens up in Toronto. The food tastes like crap though
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(Exstreamist)
 
 
 
In today's 'By George, I think he's got it' department: Fans are not leaving Netflix because of the rate increase. They're leaving because of the content decrease
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Warm up your telescopes - five planets will align in the night sky next month
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
From Crystal Pepsi to Coke BlāK, 32 discontinued foods we sort of miss
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean recalls children's water bottles for possible lead content, sending a scare into all four parents whose kids actually drink water
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee and her Full Frontal crew hop on Herman Cain's tour bus and take a cross-country tour to profile RNC delegates and DNC delegates, and the divide between the two is terrifying and fascinating
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
American Muslims at the RNC laugh to keep from crying/screaming/hiding under a pillow fort for the next four months
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Get your California beachfront property for only $99 down. Don't mind the fact that it's a cesspool of pesticides, it's constantly over 100 degrees, and it will be first to be swallowed up during the next earthquake
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Idiot Trump delegate wants to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. Apparently Not News: Idiot Hillary delegate actually shoots husband, charged with attempted homicide
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers behind controversial study that claimed a sharp rise in prostate cancer may have pulled their findings out of their...well, you know
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Is July really the most deadly month to go to hospital? Let's have a look
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Turkey declares three-month state of emergency "to eliminate the threat of democracy". Correction: threat AGAINST democracy. Easy mistake to make
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 585: "Panoramics 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Future You travels back from the future to deliver you a dire portent of coming events, yet they die in front of you before the message can be delivered. What do you do? I need to know IMMEDIATELY
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel taunts Toronto
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seagate releases new Consumer level 10 Tb hard drive, so when it inevitably fails without warning and crashes before the 6 month warranty is up you can lose more data in one shot than ever before
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(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Lost, one Turkish navy consisting of 14 ships including an Admiral. Last seen sailing away after coup attempt. If found, please contact President Erdogan
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Tue July 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says that his statements that all foreign countries can suck his British balls were taken out of context and he's never really said anything offensive about other nations
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toxic spill on the Don Valley Parkway as tanker truck flips over containing...salad dressing? THAT stuff is salad dressing? Ewww
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global temperatures break record for 14th consecutive month. Maybe we should build a wall or something. I mean, sticking our heads in the sand for 40 years hasn't worked, so try something new
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(Blavity)
 
 
 
16 year old becomes the youngest black man to cross the continental U.S. in an expensive nice new shiny vehicle without being pulled over by the police
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Best Korea opens a second front in its relentless war against large bodies of water
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Flight crew detained after planning to fly from Glasgow to Toronto via waypoints Whiskey, Scotch and Rye
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Former Donald Trump "Apprentice" contestant's decidedly racist "Neenja" song promoting her line of Murphy Beds(?) has listeners wondering why she wasn't booked for the RNC
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You're a special kind of a jerk if you harass a mountain goat so badly, it flees into the harbor to escape you, and then you won't let him climb back onto shore so he drowns
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Melting permafrost problem to be solved by Russian-cloned woolly mammoth manure. This business might get out of control
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Steve King forgets his dog whistle and accidentally says what he really thinks: "This whole 'white people' business, though, does get a little tired... Where did any other sub-group of people contribute to civilization?"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-Cardinals executive Christopher Correa gets 46-month sentence for hacking Astros
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Two teens play the Star Wars theme on horns from the front sidewalk of a house. Fark: Where the composer of the Lost In Space theme lives. Um, DUHHHH... (w/video)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As if things weren't bad enough, now we've got goddamned sea boars to contend with
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin: 'No, I was not pounding six grand of heroin a month'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers working in the Netherlands have developed an atomic-scale rewritable data-storage device capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, or about half of your Mom's porn collection
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After firing all the judges, Turkey's Erdogan continues his post-coup rampage by firing thousands of cops
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, the "law and order candidate," is wrong; violence in America is not "spiraling out of control." Things have always been like this
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hiring slowdown? Brexit scare? U.S. economy laughs it all off, continues to roar full speed ahead
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Pocahontas don't play, Mr, Trump
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Cerberus, the immortal hellhound of the underworld, completes a perilous 250-mile voyage across Montana in the back of a garbage truck
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Sun July 17, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Scott Dixon has the pole with Helio Castroneves starting besides him. Fark favorite Conor Daly rolls off 7th. This is the 30th anniversary of Indycar in Toronto with the Honda Indy Toronto at 2:30pm ET on CNBC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pence 7 months ago: "Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional." Mike Pence now: "On second thought...."
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Continuing their tradition of massive fail, Chrysler cutting 1,000 jobs...wait...*adding* 1,000 jobs? Are we sure about that?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich is once again saying that the media is fabricating his positions by repeating exactly what he said in context
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Fri July 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkish National Intelligence claim coup is over while military and demonstrators continue confrontations. Latest developments in coup attempt in Turkey
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"News flash: you can't carry guns onto airplanes. And yet last year, Americans packed more firearms in their carry-ons than ever before, the Transportation Safety Administration says, most of which were loaded"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Here's a list of all the foods you can't bring through a TSA checkpoint, and it's just as user-friendly as you'd expect: "An unwrapped cheeseburger with fries and a big container of ketchup would not be allowed past security because ketchup is a gel"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Egypt puts the oldest known writing on papyrus on display for the first time..and it's basically a payroll spreadsheet for the contractor who built the pyramids
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even Facebook is continually surprised how many people behave like assholes online
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mystery woman in a wedding gown leaving creepy notes around Toronto (pic)
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago this month, Max Payne proved video games about bullet-time, baby murder and rat infested subways could be awesome
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(Newser)
 
 
 
White political dude pays $11,000 a month for his hair. No, not Donald Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 584: "Go With the Flow 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Detroit #RedWings today re-signed RW Teemu Pokémon to a one-year contract." Gotta sign 'em all
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline smokes the competition: "Kobe gets a vintage Pontiac Parisienne in Lakers colors from Snoop Dogg. The car drives okay but it smokes like crazy"
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Problem: New Jersey's pistol permit process is so onerous suicidal people can't buy guns to kill themselves with. Solution: Rent a gun at local range and kill yourself there. Fark: Second gun rental suicide at same range in last two months
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Not content to just have black people, Trump also apparently has jews too. But they're the most luxurious jews anywhere
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Beer to get nutritional labels. "Contains: Beer" is good enough for subby
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
NHL fans rank their favorite team's front office based on confidence in roster building, player development, and how far they are away from Canada
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What's next for NYC's Rikers Island prison if they're considering arming "elite officers" with tasers and training them with private military contractors, sharks with laser beams surrounding the joint?
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove watch battery that had been inside 5-year-old's nose for 6 months. No charges are expected
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(Super Sport)
 
 
 
Barcelona spokesman asks the fans to "express sympathy" by joining a social media campaign launched by the club called "We are all Leo Messi." Yes, we are all playing in front of 100k fans, evading taxes, and missing penalties in a final
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
NBC announces it will continue to tape-delay the opening ceremony, because a) it cares about advertising and shareholders more than anything else, and b) its audience is made of sports-ignorant women. No, seriously, they said that
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
You know the times are a-changin' when a conservative Iranian newspaper starts using pictures of our militarized police force confronting protesters to highlight violence abroad
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you bring your cannibal ghost named 'Pop' with you on live television, don't be surprised when it decides to take control to talk about eating your intestines and make demands for pig blood
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel jerseys now selling for $1.99, which is identical to the amount of the latest contract offer to actually wear one
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MacArthur Park is frightening in the dark. All the doctors are prescribing pills. Many patients claiming ankle sprains. I don't want to cast aspersions, of Oxycontin pill diversions, but they'll never make six million bucks again
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Sun July 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vote on contempt of Parliament could damage Tony Blair's political future
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"The rules were simple; if the contestants took a sip of milk, regurgitated, passed out or called an ambulance, they were disqualified"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's look at the secret cult controlling Japan
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
UK real estate management industry bans investors from selling shares or closing their accounts for at least a month after Brexit so they don't trigger a multi-billion pound market meltdown. But it's cool: "Experts say there's no reason to panic"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Maureen Dowd at the NYT : The Clintons contaminate everything they touch
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
One of the weirdest games in baseball was this 66-error gem and it wasn't even the weirdest game the Paris Quicksteps played that month: "A few weeks later they challenged a barefoot team whose players believed they ran faster without shoes"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the "This business will get out of control" files: The United States and Russia expel each other's diplomats
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes is trying the old "violating the contract and confidentiality agreement" tactic on Gretchen Carlson
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
X-rays used to check out reliquaries (containers for holy relics, basically human shaped containers for saints bones) in Mexico City
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(HipHopDx)
 
 
 
Kobe gets a vintage Pontiac Parisienne in Lakers colors from Snoop Dogg. The car drives okay but it smokes like crazy
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
White Sox fulfill their 'one per month or so' quota with third triple play of 2016. Once, twice, thrice is the charm for the Sox
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If your skateboard gets away from you and rolls out onto a busy state highway, just let it go man. Let it go
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Another Kardashian is dating another athlete, giving Lakers fans someone new to blame for their continued misery
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana school teaches students valuable civics lesson--by docking their final grades for protesting another student's punishment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Nivea have made a remote-controlled seagull that poos suncream
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Design bundle - fonts, templates, and icons. (Sponsored Link)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Self-regulation, not self-control, is what matters when it comes to children. Well, we'll just see what Laura Branigan has to say about that
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Finally, months after his campaign was finished, the last holdout Bernie Sanders supporters--specifically whackjob environmentalists--are at last losing hope
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Cardinals catcher Brayan Pena can't enlist with the Army Reserves because his MLB contract won't allow it. Mostly because the league has no idea on how to classify someone who is on the DL for taking a mortar hit
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(AP)
 
 
 
Probe into Hillary Clinton's email server continues. Fark: By John Kirby's State Department
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
80% of Americans want labels on food containing DNA
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Locals from around this alligator farm in Anhui, China where 92 alligators have escaped, have no fear officials have said not to worry as it's totally under control and 'most' have been caught
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
(yaaaaawn) Oh look, another poll that has Clinton beating Trump. How exciting...I can barely contain my glee. Hmmm...I wonder what's on The Food Network today? Oh cool, it's a Cupcake Wars morning marathon
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime gets all the 'Matrix' and 'Lethal Weapon' movies in exclusive Warner Brothers contract. So that's approximately two good movies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It doesn't take much to get the internet outraged, so you probably gotta figure that anything called the "Panty Challenge" where women show off the insides of their underwear after a day's use might be controversial
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Christians pose as gay cannabis zombies at Toronto Pride to try and stir up hate. Like anyone could hate gay cannabis zombies
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Smoker at gas station starts a fuel fight when confronted about her cigarette. You're damned right there's a mugshot
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 583: "Hidden Summertime Gems" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 06, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Catching up with the "Pom-Pom Mom" who stole daughter's ID in 2008, got onto high school cheerleading team at age 33, got arrested, and became press sensation for her identity theft. "It was devastating. I just wanted to get in a hole and die"
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Why does time seem to move faster when you're in control of things and being productive? Here comes the science
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you think Twitter can't turn a joke about boycotting Keebler Elves cookies into a full-blown ironic Nazi controversy, you clearly haven't been on the internet very long
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Piglet dies after being left in hot car at fair. Absentee parents revoke Christopher Robin's driving privileges indefinitely
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The unsung heroes of the Fourth of July? Animal control, who wait until the fireworks stop to go look for your dog who is hiding far away because I just want the loud noises to stop. OMG THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END. HIDE ME, CAT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi sentenced to 21 month jail term for tax fraud. "What's this? We're now getting reports that he won't serve any jail time because he's famous"
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
An Iowa man is arrested after continuing to shoot off fireworks despite being asked by the police to stop. He he then said was going to light another firework "with a blunt in his mouth because this is America'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's summary execution of a black man by white cops is brought to you by Baton Rouge, Louisiana [GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here come the pod planes. Detachable cabins and freight containers could be a major new way to fly the friendly skies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State which receives the most sunlight in the United States may reconsider its de facto ban on solar energy, sorta, but it's controversial and many are still against it
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley turns hose on woman who peed in front of her Hampton's home. Classy move
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure there are no roaches on your restaurant's ceiling so they won't fall onto the health inspector's iPad
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
About that $200,000 illegal contribution from government contractor, Ms. Clinton
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Tynwald day, on which the Manx celebrate the 1013th anniversary of the world's oldest continuous parliament. Sit down, Iceland, I said "continuous"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
GSW and KD wrote a contract that goes out of its way to screw OKC
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Rather than add more titles, Netflix has used your extra $2 a month to design a new logo
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter Toronto halts Canada's biggest pride parade to demand gay police officers be banned from future parades, which is strange because it's not like black culture has traditionally had a problem with gays
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Mon July 04, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Later today, NASA will attempt to slow down the Juno spacecraft from 165,000 mph in order to insert it into orbit around Jupiter. You can watch the action at NASA's control room live beginning 10:30 ET at link in story
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Joey Chestnut get his revenge? Can Matt Stonie defend his title? Should the competitors be allowed to use ketchup? It's your Nathan's Famous 2016 Hot Dog Eating Contest thread live at noon ET on WatchESPN (also at 3 p.m. ET, ESPN/WatchESPN)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Happiness was the dominant emotion in 59 percent of the mug shots examined...only 21 percent were 'sad' and seven percent had a mood best described as 'contempt'"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
IKEA museum opens. Maze-like layout will take eight hours to get through unless you follow the convenient arrows painted onto the floor
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you know July is National Baked Bean month? You're darned tootin'
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Sun July 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's in their contracts of carriage: when you buy an airfare airlines do not "guarantee" a particular seat, schedule, or flight. Here are 6 ways you can get booted out of your seat
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There are already more than 200 VR games on Steam, and that's a very bad thing: "They're mostly shovelware, low-quality shiat plopped onto Steam's doorstep and set on fire"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Robotic pizza, robotic tacos, robotic coffee: it is all coming. In fact, robots will take over restaurant cooking before they take over truck driving because a kitchen is a far more controlled environment than an open highway or city street"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NC legislature adjourns with no opportunity for HB2 changes for 12 months. The ball's in your court, NBA and NCAA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amae, Awumbuk, and Brabant, are the names for new emotions psychologists and neuroscientists have invented so the can pretend they know something you dont
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
So few pro golfers are willing to play in the Olympics that you could probably represent your country if you just show up in Rio with a half-set of clubs next month. And the golfers who are afraid to play? "What a shower of wusses"
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(Wayne Dupree)
 
 
 
Actor Kevin Sorbo continues his career of taking serious liberties with the stories of figures from classical mythology by asserting Jesus would vote for Donald Trump
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can now get a remote control your dog can use. Haven't we all wanted one of those? Comes with a hilarious "paws" button, cause it's a dog
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Ze Germans take on the Italians in Game 3 of the quarterfinals. Will Germany dominate like they should or will Italy continue to shine and surprise everyone? Let's find out at 3pm EDT. This is your Saturday EURO 2106 thread
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After more than 6 hours, and using a combined total of 19 pitchers, Cleveland Indians outlast Toronto Blue Jays 2-1 in 19 INNINGS. Official scorer has mercy and credits team with two wins
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A Wimbledon tennis player going on an uncontrollable screaming fit at the chair umpire? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says racist slurs are okay when used in the right context
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Vermont allows concealed carry without a permit. It also allows this guy to show everyone he's not concealing anything
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Faux-cahontas #NoRegrets
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not a single black spot on the Sun today. (Your soul needn't fear) Solar minimum's a few months away. (For eleven years)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ten best moments from the first season of Samantha Bee's "Full Frontal." God, the whole list could just be her list of nicknames and insults for Ted Cruz
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Are the Morning Joe cohosts secretly doing the horizontal mambo?
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Week 2 of the CFL starts tonight with an 0-1 team at the top and the 1-0 team that beat them at the bottom of the power rankings. Tonight, Ottawa at Montreal at 7 pm followed by Toronto at Saskatchewan at 10 pm (all times EDT on TSN)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Akhmed One-Arm was the mastermind of the Istanbul Airport attack. He will now continue his search for the infidel who really killed his wife, unless it was him all along
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump continues to NOT know how to run for President as surrogate attacks Elizabeth Warren with hilariously racist war whoop. Note to Trump: Elizabeth Warren isn't running for President
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After being the first professional baseball team to have an openly gay player on their roster, Sonoma Stompers continue to make even more history by signing two women. GM: "This isn't a one-day event. Let them play against men"
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto man murdered by his cat. The feline uprising has begun
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 582: "Nuts & Bolts 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 29, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck becomes newest overpaid NFL quarterback with best contract we've ever seen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After nearly two years, the Starship Enterprise has boldly gone where it's never gone before: The front entrance of Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum in Washington
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Stanford Rapist's judge sentencing a man for the same crime as RapeySwimmer: "I sentence you to only six months and...wait...you're Latino?"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Get off my lawn" New and improved: "Get off the sidewalk in front of the grocery store And I am not racist" Tag for rational adult intervention
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Brexit fallout continues as David Cameron tells Jeremy Corbyn to immediately resign, and two more Shadow Cabinet ministers leave the party and their jobs in disgust with the Lafarge/Corbyn/Johnson hate triangle
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
That's a nice float. Looks relaxing. I think I'll just lie here and contemplate the world for a while
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
With the trade deadline approaching, is your favorite MLB team looking for a platoon-hitting DH? He can only hit lefties, he's available now and he's under contract through next season at only $21m a year
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto's fugitive capybara captured after a month on the lam. Lam said to be a bit sore but quite satisfied
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This free chatbot lawyer has overturned 160,000 parking tickets on two continents, is relevant to your financial interests
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The DEA continues to think long and hard about whether maybe, just maybe, marijuana should be considered a less dangerous drug than heroin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery sheen in Lake Ontario identified as oil leaking from a nuclear plant, which at least isn't as terrifying as the first explanation, which was 'Charlie'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo finds a way to combine the two loves of his life: drinking and driving his restored Pontiac Firebird in illegal street races
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The plummetting continues in the polls as Trump stumbles and trips his way to the largest clusterfark in American presidential history
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Warren is a racist", says the man who mocks her by calling her "Pocahontas"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How do you prepare for a world tour? If you're Seal, you go to Montreal and perform a duet with a busker
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(Circa News)
 
 
 
Were you one of the Americans to make it onto the ISIS kill list? Oh wait, the FBI never told you?
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who report for competing TV stations eventually become the story as their four-month-old baby is found with cocaine in its system
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Mon June 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin opts out of Charlotte Hornets contract, wants long-term deal somewhere to reach his full potential, end Linsanity of jumping from team to team
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists use quantum computer to simulate antimatter, could be only months away from a time-traveling unicorn at this rate
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
Weeners
 
ITEM TOO SMALL, please contact service associate
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro running contest for best suggestions to improve rider experience. Not running over people and adding pole dancers already submitted
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember Yoenis Cespedes making headlines during Spring Training for driving a different car to the field each day. Well, meet his polar opposite - NBA star Kawhi Leonard who, despite $90 million contract, drives a rehabbed '97 Chevy Tahoe
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
How taking control of your PC's fan noise can lead to your computer being hacked
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control says risk of female genital mutilation is on the rise for women in the US, and as for the reason this is happening they cite hey, would you look at the time, gotta run
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy drowns in a pool at a family gathering exactly one year after his 11-month-old cousin drowned in the same pool at the same family gathering
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Now that the bastards have settled the score, what is Littlefinger's fate? Will Daenerys and Tyrion leave Meereen? Will Ser Davos confront Melisandre over Shireen's pyre? It's your Game of Thrones Season Six Finale Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on HBO
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How ad blockers are destr "Please disable your ad blocker to continue reading this article"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
News: That Brexit petition to Parliament was actually submitted a month before the vote. Fark: By a Leave supporter who thought it would help get a second referendum if Remain narrowly won
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, national poll numbers don't really tell much, and it's still months away from Election Day, but even so...the latest numbers are super-not-good for Trump
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Science says this is why Florida is so farked up. Here comes the Climate Aggression and Self-Control in Humans hypothesis
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Okay so copulating with my girlfriend high up on the arch of a bridge at 11am in front of traffic was maybe not the best spot for a romatic rendezvous ....jeeesh"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police pull over semi truck after they notice it's missing some important components -- its front wheels
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Tonight the Toronto Maple Leafs will draft a Mexican-American from Arizona first overall. Tune in for this and other oddities at the 2016 NHL Entry Draft (7pm EDT, NBCSN)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stacey Dash calls the Democrat sit-in for gun control reform the "most uncivilized thing" she's ever seen. Guess she hasn't suffered through any part of her filmography
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK: Now that Brexit has passed, it will take many months and a new Prime Minister to arrange an orderly exit. EU: Just GTFO (with helpful pic)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're under 31 years old, you have never once experienced a colder-than-average month. Not one single time
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
So how much pot does an Olympic athlete have to smoke to fail an Olympic drug test anyway? Really? Well spark the hell up then, the Games don't even start for two months
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Whatever harbingers of doom the Brexit might bring, at least we've averted the worst possibility of all: the UK can still take part in the Eurovision Song Contest
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers continue to build a team without guards. They select Ben Simmons No. 1 because they had to
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing his maturity at handling a complex and emotional issue that many Americans on both sides feel passionate about, the Governor of Maine says every time there's a debate on gun control he buys a new gun
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mystical forces take you on a [choose your own adventure] for a month. Upon returning and being found, you have no memory of where you were or what you did. Do you try to figure out what happened or move on with your life?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Scott Adams pontificates about ethics in the men's sweater industry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For any other panic eating freelancers out there, these recipes might help us out on a few fronts
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Supreme Court of Canada dismisses penile swab appeal by Edmonton man
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines take advantage of gap in TSA security screening by charging "expedited security fee" to elite flyers that isn't for TSA PreCheck or special screening, but for putting them at front of regular TSA line. "It's all about who has the money"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP's response to the Zika virus: A) is four months late; B) is a billion dollars short; C) cuts contraception funds; D) bars Planned Parenthood from treating sick patients; or E) all of the above
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marketing study finds that consumers will sign any contract without reading it as long as they get a coffee out of the deal
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most challenge part of being a Distinguished Young Woman of Delaware is all the oyster eating contests you have to participate in. "You struggle to hold down a ball of slime so raw it's hard to believe that it's not still alive"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative Latinos are fleeing the GOP and refusing to continue to support Republicans. Gee, I wonder why
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(Mix 96 (UK))
 
 
 
Cat missing 10 months reunited with owner, doesn't seem to care
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why it takes McDonald's six months to change one ingredient? Or three years for Wendy's to create a new summer salad? Welcome to the slow business of fast food
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The polls are a dead heat. The $150M betting market says Britain stays. But with $5.3T at stake in the currency markets, a shrewd trader could manipulate the betting market with pocket change. Whose glass contains iocaine powder? Place your last bets
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 581: "Dramatic License" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Burger King continues to avoid anything that makes sense with its brand and launches a giant Cheeto stuffed with mac-n-cheese
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"It doesn't appear that I'm going to be the nominee," states Senator Obvious (I-Vermont)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Without mentioning "causing", Michigan sues two companies for continuing and worsening the Flint water crisis. One company says Michigan DEQ made the decisions, not them. Get your popcorn and a glass of something
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Democrats holding "sit-in" to demand vote on gun control (LGT CSPAN video)
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
The Toronto Maple Leafs want Snoop Dogg to chill out and get his own logo
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(US News)
 
 
 
US News contributor yells at cloud
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Clinton unlikely to continue Obama's "Don't Do Stupid Shiat" foreign policy
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Worried about those E3 reports of Playstation VR not working well with PS Move controllers? Try it for yourself. Like today
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
House Democrats are currently staging a sit in over gun control. Republicans have turned off C-SPAN cameras. It is true, the revolution will not be televised
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Playstation 4 and Uncharted game - enter to win contest. The Playstation platform ensures "...games with rich, high-fidelity graphics and deeply immersive experiences." Does it live up to the hype? (Sponsored Link)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to launch "full-frontal assault" on Clinton. Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans may defy their masters in the NRA by introducing a bipartisan gun control bill for vote this week
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow says point blank what has been obvious for the past twelve months: The entire Donald Trump campaign is nothing more than "a racket" - a cover for a moneymaking scheme
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Monty the python invades house's guest room after living inside its walls for at least 15 years. It is my belief that this snake was labouring under the misapprehension that he was a cat
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Tue June 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a weird shaped Cheetos contest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen warned that the U.S. economy faces 6 more months of Obama
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New year, new $1,000/month raising of rent on Seattle old-timers in bid to kick them out and replace them with spendthrift hipsters. Landlord: "The free lunch is over with"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of how you are likely to die in America, from contact with machinery (odds of dying: 1 in 5,189) to accidental drowning and submersion (1 in 1,073) to assault by firearm (1 in 300). Still no cure for cancer (1 in 7)
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hillary's strategy to present herself as 'young and fresh' to win over Sanders supporters falling short on both the 'young' and 'fresh' fronts, and even the 'and' is being ridiculed
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
As the sun sets on his NBA career, Richard Jefferson contemplates his next chapter as an author of erotic essays
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Comerica Park just couldn't contain Miguel Cabrera's titanic, stadium-clearing home run. "Guys were just in awe. That ball, off the bat, you didn't know when it was going to land"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In wake of Orlando shooting, Florida congressional candidate A: Denounces gun violence? B: Pledges more funding for local police forces? or C: Is giving away AR-15 via Facebook contest?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate votes on swift gun-control measures meant to protect Americans from mass-shootings. Just kidding, they've blocked 4 bills and accomplished nothing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"George W Bush got himself on the front page of the New York Times as helping to save the Republican Party from Donald Trump without uttering a word. Nice work if you can get it"
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(Sun Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop beachfront number 9
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
It's been a while since you last heard from emo band Staind, but their frontman has donned baseball cap, gone country, and has been performing protest song called "That Ain't Country" for past year as traditionalist country hardliner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker has public webcam watching the grass in his front yard for the last decade. After 10 continuous years, it's time to celebrate - join the party at 2PM ET today when he mows the lawn
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Keep on truckin'. Unless there's a large black bear impaled under your front axle
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ARDX Arduino Starter Kit and courses on creating your own internet of things, remote controlled car, and environmental monitoring system. Turn sensors, LEDs, resistors, and wires into working stuff. (Sponsored Link)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man upset over woman parking in front of his home jams tree branch through window, waves shotgun at her. He also waved a flag - care to guess which one?
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Motorsports not your cup of tea? Hours before the NBA Final? How about some US Open from the country club with a name like a winery? It's golf live at Oakmont on Fox
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the first meal an International Space Station crew wants after spending six months in space?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg reassert his championship dominance after Hamilton shiat the bed starting 10th? Will Force India shock the world and challenge for the win with Perez on the front row? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Europe (Baku) at 9am ET on NBCSN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Maher has a panel to discuss gun control, and one conservative was more worried about ISIS than mass shootings. And then things escalated quickly
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(AP)
 
 
 
Second contestant from The Voice has been killed in the last week, putting ultra rare trifecta in play
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Sat June 18, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Narrowly avoiding causing the end of all times with the creation of "Fuller House," producers and stars of the series continue to court Armageddon by moving forward with production of a second season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel plans to bring Stanley Cup to Toronto just to show hockey fans there what it looks like
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Three whole months of workin' on my tan, crankin' tunes on my boombox, and bird-doggin' bored housewives - Uncle Joe
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Firefox's new Containers could spare your work colleagues from seeing how many times a day you post about sports / video games / animated musicals. (Delete as applicable.)
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Year four of Piper's 18 month sentence begins today in the premiere of Orange is the New Black. But hey, M*A*S*H got 11 seasons out of a three year war
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
President Obama is fundamentally transforming America, why are Americans allowing it to continue?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirty minutes of Jerry Lewis' controversial, unreleased holocaust film -- tied up in litigation for 40-plus years and said to be train-wreck awful by the few who have viewed it -- are now online to see
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia develops shot that protects track and field athletes from contracting Zika virus at 2016 Brazil Olympics
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
1st round at rain soaked Oakmont continues, I'd keep playing I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for a while. Streaming at usopen.com, FS1 begins at 10:00am EDT
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz slams the fifteen hour Democrat filibuster on gun control, presumably because no one bothered to read Dr. Seuss
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"Humanity must prepare for the day we lose control of our killer robots"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Designer fonts to add to your collection. What's your favorite font? Comic Sans and Papyrus are obvious; share your best and why you like it. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Not news: women were contacted by a "woman" on FB who claimed to be a porn producer and suggested they met her friend "Matt" for an audition. News: at least 3 women fall for it. Fark: cops have to tell them that "sleazy" is not always "illegal"
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
How the 1980s could have gone very differently, part 95832: Packers' scouts beg the front office to draft these kids Lott and Montana, and are ignored
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Golden State Warriors seal the deal or will the Cleveland Cavaliers continue to bring hope to its city that an elusive major sports championship is possible this year? Here is your Game 6 of the NBA Finals thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on ABC
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(Vox)
 
 
 
12 people were killed and 36 more were injured in 38 separate shootings during yesterday's 15-hour filibuster on gun control
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Nintendo: "For us, it's not about specs, it's not about teraflops, it's not about the horsepower of a particular system. For us, it's about the content." So expect another console with middling performance and more Mario/Zelda sequels
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On Fresh Air yesterday they exposed the secret plan the GOP used to control congress in 2010, if the DNC only read the Wall Street Journal and had seen Karl Rove's ad revealing it they might have stopped it
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Indians catcher using Kevlar-coated cup after suffering testicular contusion earlier this month. Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA offers 100,000 free months of Total Fark to anyone who can grow lifelike human tissue for space experiments
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Progressives, 2003-2016: US contractors and troops stole loads of money in Iraq. Trump, 2016: Yup, US contractors and troops stole loads of money in Iraq. Progressives: THAT MONSTER. Why does The Donald hate America and our troops?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Miller shot a 63 at Oakmont once, just ask him about it. Round 1 of the US Open is underway. TV coverage starts at 10am ET on FS1
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toronto Mosque Invites Members of LGBT Community to Celebrate Ramadan
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 580: "All Your 2000 Parts" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Presumptive nominee for Troll in Chief welcomes Trump to the cause of gun control
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators in Montana take to the streets carrying signs opposing refugees, warning terrorists could infiltrate their communities. Since 2012, Montana has welcomed just 13 refugees from Cuba and Iraq
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"That thing looks seriously front-heavy. Can those narrow wings generate the lift needed to carry two adults 300 miles at an average speed of 180 mph?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More controversial than the NBA's rulings or Olympic shenanigans - did Wayne Rooney undergo Botox?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The number one reason the Penguins won the Stanley Cup: they scored more goals. But here are four other contributing reasons
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats pledge to hold floor "indefinitely" in push for gun control legislation
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan: The Warcraft movie's success in China scares Americans because they'll have to learn Chinese. Everyone else: No, it's because it means Hollywood will continue to cater to China's shiatty taste in movies
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
IHOP introduces a Denver omelet on a hamburger that contains 1,000 calories and 67 grams of fat, immediately changes company name from "IHOP" to "I need to lie down and sleep for three hours"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists now say we'll need to wait 1,500 years before alien contact becomes likely
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Muslims refuse to assimilate and continue to resist. But Trump reminds them resistance is futile. They will be assimilated into the US collective. Their biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
UN warns Trump may be 7 months away from acquiring nuclear weapons
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
May was the hottest May on record. This, sadly, is a repeat from the previous month. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if the person you're arguing with thinks that the Earth is flat, when you throw a propane cylinder into a campfire in anger, you have automatically lost the debate
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando's week from hell continues as an alligator eats a two-year-old at Disney World
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Burlington Times News)
 
 
 
Did you hear? THIS YEAR'S HOLLERIN' CONTEST IS CANCELED
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is the end folks, one last primary. Will Bernie pull the 500% he needs to secure the nomination, or will Hillary continue her victory march to Philly? DC Primary thread, polls close at 8 PM Eastern
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After eight months, the numbers are in, and you're not the only one staying away from Chipotle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Contrary to Bernie Sanders' and Donald Trump's claims that the media is biased against them, studies show they were the beneficiaries of the most favorable coverage by the press, while Hillary Clinton received the most negative coverage
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly to Trump: "Do you see that you could be contributing to a demonization of all Muslims in general? Is that possible?"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
This is long overdue: the next recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor is Bill Murray. We can only assume he'll show up for the ceremony; they left a message on his voice mail and hope to hear back from him in the next couple of months
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shepherd loses control of flock after falling asleep on job. That's what you get for counting 1300 sheep during work hours
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will WWE continue beating the MITB participants into the ground? Will Stephanie put herself over the talent? Will the Shining Stars be in front of a green screen again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30 on the network
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When would presumptive nominee Trump declare his first unnecessary war? 1) Before the end of his first term. 2) Before the end of his first year. 3) More than a month before the Republican national convention
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass shootings continue to be the best thing that can happen for gun manufacturers as Smith & Wesson and Ruger stocks soar Monday
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Why are so many bankers committing suicide, and what do they know that we don't? (Link contains an autoplay video with graphic images.)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oldest continuously operating coffeehouse in the U.S., which hosted performances by Bob Dylan, Arlo Guthrie and Don McLean, will pause for a short coffee break
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Boeing joins forces with THE Bruce Dickinson in touting its latest Ed Force One 747 as total badass tour jet. "This machine enables us to do a European itinerary on an intercontinental basis. So, it's our time machine. It's our magic carpet"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Adele's response to Tony Visconti's criticism is about as articulate as you'd expect
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Some Native American)
 
 
 
With all Trump's bloviating about Pocahontas, I wonder where pocahontas.com goes? *checks* Oh, that's awesome
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Kepler 22b, the planet which scientists say holds the best hope yet for future human habitation, could have continents, oceans and creatures already living on its surface, they believe
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Newspaper uses a photoshopped picture of two children being chased by a shark on their front page to start a debate on the major safety issue that is shark attacks. And surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Devoted local baseball fan Front Row Joe finally skips a hometown game, after attending 1,439 in a row. Quitter
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Fri June 10, 2016
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Living for two months with your nephew's body stuffed in a closet isn't normal, but on meth it is
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twelve hours after Elizabeth Warren rips him a gaping new one over his racist attacks on Judge Curiel, the best Trump can muster is to call her "Pocahontas with a nasty mouth". He wanted to call her a mouthy broad but his advisers said dames hate that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We now interrupt continuing Olympic coverage on Brasil TV's Rede Globo to bring you "Velho Chico"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
80s icon and Culture Club frontman Boy George, 54, knows what team he's on, says he was androgynous before it was cool. "I'm quite rigid about what I like... I'm an old fashioned gay man"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dammit, they're onto us
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Politicians want their names baked into your mind. Baked onto your windshield, not so much
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pitt U researcher now reports with certainty that Zika can be contracted after accidentally sticking yourself with a needle in the lab
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Staten Island plans on deer vasectomies to control overpopulation, admits the real problem will be training them how to sit for several days on those doughnut pillows
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lowes hires man and his service dog. Dog immediately named Employee of the Month
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden holds off on the Clinton endorsement in case Bernie can score him two seats down in front for Foghat
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Elite Sports NY)
 
 
 
"Should we offer a fair contract to our Harvard-educated quarterback who is liked by all and just broke our single season TD record?" "Nah, let's lowball him." Welcome to the Jets brain trust
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the first Stanley Cup elimination game. Can the Pens continue to school the Sharks or have the Sharks learned a new trick or two? Coverage starts @8PM ET. Let's hope NBC doesn't have a Maya & Marty re-run they need to cut away to before it's over
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy 4 hour long wrestling events every month? Have I got some fantastic news for ya
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Harry Potter plaque appears mysteriously at children's hospital. It's been there 18 months and no-one knows how it got there. Muggles were of no help
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Escaped capybaras continue to outwit Toronto trackers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla driver: The car accelerated out of control and crashed. Tesla computer: It can only be attributable to human error
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Jeb Bush Super PAC chair: " I earned less than $1 million" to vaporize over $100 million contributions. Heath Ledger Joker applauds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want a whole lot of Zika? Go to Puerto Rico. "The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates 25% of Puerto Rico's 3.5 million population will be infected with Zika by the end of 2016"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran sued for $20 million by X-Factor contestants who are not ashamed to say the twee Satan is guilty of plagiarism
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young boy infected by what appears to be Greyscale. Let's hope Jorah Mormont finds the cure soon
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"If you're a Pittsburgher wondering where the couch on your front porch went, wonder no more"
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Contest guidelines: 400 words "about the entrant's skills and vision for owning a paid weekly newspaper in the new millennium." Winner gets the newspaper business & historic Main Street building where it has been published for better than 100 years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Nature Made" dietary supplements recalled after containing two additional nature made ingredients: Staphylococcus aureus and Salmonella
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 579: "B's" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iranian soccer player suspended for six months for wearing SpongeBob ShortPants shorts. He must have been showing his genius
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raptors fan ejected from playoff game shot and killed in Toronto. Wow, that's strict security
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What happens when you release a film in the same genre with a similar theme as two previous films within a three-month span? Ask the producers of X-Men: Apocalypse
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Stephen Curry and the Warriors continue to dominate the Cavaliers? Or will LeBron and his gang win and make the series interesting again? Find out during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When somebody mentions "the city" without context what city does your brain automatically think they mean
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R-U Stupid): If you ignore context, racism, power, and truth in general, Justice Sonia Sotomayor made the same comments as Trump
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will a steel cage contain The Demon and Samoa Joe? Is The Greatest Man That Ever Lived better than The King of Strong Style? Is 100 Souls more than The Perfect 10? Find out on NXT TakeOver: The End tonight on the WWE Network (8 PM/Pre-show 7:30 PM)
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
John McCain said Tuesday that he'd be more open to Sen. Ted Cruz's ideas on a bipartisan defense bill that McCain has worked on for months "if he would consider voting for the defense of this nation." ....BURN
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Teen who knows his rights gets nearly killed by cop giving out contempt of cop lesson
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Tue June 07, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The rise of the Trump-illary...uh, Hillarump...um...yeah. The choice has been made. California and New Jersey presidential primaries continued. (Thread 2)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government warning citizens that they're fine tuning their mind control rays this month along the West Coast
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(Time)
 
 
 
A bird weighing just 100 grams returned to an island off England's northeastern coast last month, completing the longest migratory flight ever by a bird not carrying a coconut
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Not content with waiting for kids to fall into animal enclosures, Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake allows leopard to wander throughout the facility. Your move Cincinnati Zoo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Applicants for 'Parents of the Year' enter the contest with: Burning their son's hand on a stove because he sold their weed
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NYTimes: Look at how progressive Toronto is creating women only swimming hours for Muslim women. NYTimes: Look at how evil NYC is for creating women only hours for Orthodox Women for 20 years. It's imposing theocracy or something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wrongfully convicted rapist who served 6 years kinda pissed about rightfully convicted rapist serving 6 months
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel becomes the latest Toronto Maple Leaf to turn into a superstar the second he's traded away from Toronto
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(Sherdog)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar: I challenged Vince McMahon to an arm-wrestling contest to fight at UFC200
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Mars rover Opportunity finds surprising evidence of water on Mars. This is not a repeat of every other year since 2004. In unrelated news NASA overcame a computer bug in the rover and continues to take pretty pictures
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Karl Rove (white) makes slavery joke while debating Donna Brazile (black) in front of group of hedge fund managers. Yep, it goes over pretty much as you think it would
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing pastor says having premarital sex gives Satan control of your relationship
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