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Fri February 23, 2018
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Candidate in a GOP primary in AZ, formerly famous for vowing to use women and children as human shields during the Bundy Ranch standoff, compares student protesters in FL to Stalin and Hitler..and then asks a reporter for their contact info
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man learns to use robotic arm controlled by his thoughts, now learning to deal with chafing
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Two years ago, I promised a dear lifelong friend I'd enter a pic of her dog Darcy jumping into the water in a Fark PS contest...and never got around to it. My friend is now battling cancer, please PS Darcy to lift her spirits. DIT
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Married GOP House candidate in Arizona (who also happens to be a minister) exchanged flirty texts with his staffer, but brushes the whole controversy off as "false tabloid trash"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family has 'Oh my' moment at safari park after pulling up to three male lions who were deciding amongst themselves who was the most dominant (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Canadian woman's hockey team member Canadianly responds to medal-removal controversy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After discussing it with daughter Rashida Jones, Quincy Jones blames drinking & walks back his controversial Vulture & GQ interviews. So Richard Pryor never had sex with Brando, Michael Jackson was honest & Ringo's a great drummer. Happy?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Racist dinner served for Black History Month at a) Oklahoma steakhouse, b) Klan meeting in Alabama, or c) NYU
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There are bar fights and than there are WWE bar fights (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Because Gun Control is never the answer, Trump now attempts to crusade against Violence in Movies and Video Games. There is no way the NRA is behind this
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Don't take your hush money in one lump sum, go with the monthly payments
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A swarm of incontinent howler monkeys descend on Maryland, Trumpy's concerned about violent media, and Mueller drops another 2-ton bag of hammers on Manafort and Gates. MSNBC Discussion thread, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Poll: Mass shooting after mass shooting, opinions about gun control don't change. Liberals get emotional and want stricter gun laws, Real 'Muricans lock and load
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of Vermont merges the booze department with the scratch-off-ticket department. Considering adding the guys who regulate smokes or the people who regulate Little Debbie Snack Cakes to complete the trifecta
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenager gets six months for trying to smuggle tiger cub across U.S.-Mexico border. With some of the cutest pics of an ugly-ass tiger cub you will see all day
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Gun and Knife Show in Fort Lauderdale scheduled for next month canceled for some reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wayne LaPierre takes a rationale and reasoned approached to gun control. Bwahahaha, just kidding. You get a dog whistle. And you get a dog whistle. In fact, dog whistles for everyone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parent decides to write up a social media contract in order for her 9-year-old to responsibly utilize his device, but she wanted to find the "trouble spots" first. It didn't take long. Are you developing these contracts for your children?
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Man with a hand grenade carries out a suicide attack on the US embassy in Montenegro. In other news Montenegro is apparently a country, "Podgorica" may well be its capital, and the US must have some kind of embassy there
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So it takes about two months for HR to wrap up their investigation of the company Christmas party
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins, it seems a wealthy widow who got caught drink-driving cannot walk a quarter mile down her drivewy to her mansion because it's 'too long' and wants her drink-drive ban to be lifted (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Sex and drugs and self-control: how the teen brain navigates risk (with completely self-explanatory photo)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF & USMC: let's send these not ready for prime time F-35s into harm's way. Vladimir Putin: I see your F-35s, and raise you a pair of PAK FAs/T-50s/Su-57 or whatever flavor they are this month
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Spotify's founders refusing to change their tune on control of the company
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The solution to gun control is blindingly obvious
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 668: "It's a Technicality 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Live thread for the Town Hall on gun control. The NRA just rejected the notion of age limits for assault rifles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don Jr. continues his charm offensive in India. Emphasis on "offensive"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
PSA: Bringing a cell phone case that looks like a pistol onto a school campus is not a good idea, especially in Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man Arrested in Kenya's capital after attempting to board a flight carrying a suitcase containing $1 million in gold bars, and an undisclosed amount of vibranium
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brave health worker puts down the razor after years of battling body-hair condition for a more 'natural' look (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Worry not people of Windsor, Ontario, that persistent hum you've been hearing all these years under your Canadian city are probably just giant worms working their way towards you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peanut allergy treatment succeeded for most tested. Spoiler: It's peanuts. Contains: Peanuts. Created in a facility where peanuts are processed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demented hate muppet Pat Robertson says gun control is sensible and WHAT DARK HELL ARE WE IN NOW
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
The most pressing matter South Carolina legislators are facing is: (A) gun control (B) illegal immigration (C) sagging pants
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump rebukes National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster because he won't toe the Trumpian line and continues to insist that evidence of Russian meddling in the 2016 election was "incontrovertible"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you miss the time when Conservatives complained about out of run deficits, out of control spending, accelerating social change and American decline? Don't worry, these will be back once we elect a Democrat as President
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana is home to middle of nowhere, dental floss empire
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
What will $1,800 a month rent you in San Jose? Think small. No, smaller. Maybe pack a shoehorn or something
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Trump's approval rating continues to skyrocket: from a dismal 37% two months ago to a respectable 37% last month all the way up to a glittering 37% today
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man advertised on front page of pro-Trump dating website was once convicted of having sex with an underage girl. Roy Moore's Horse unavailable for comment
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Thrift shop says donated clothing should not contain illicit drugs. Unclear if they asked their customers before releasing the statement
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Mon February 19, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Contrary to rumours trending on Social Media this morning, Sylvester Stallone would like to assure you that unlike the Expendables franchise he is still very much alive (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Booze is now once again good for you. Drew now declared immortal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gun control doesn't work, except when it does like in CT where there has been a sharp decline in gun deaths after enacting tough gun laws after the Sandy Hook massacre
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(The Raw Story)
 
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John Oliver praises Parkland massacre survivors for refusing to be told it's 'not the time to talk about gun control'
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Sun February 18, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
What does your $200K membership fee to Mar-a-Lago buy you? Access to some top-notch golf courses, fine dining at the world famous Mar-a-Lago Club, and a front row seat to nightly temper tantrums by the President of the United States
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, Liddle' Adam Schiff, the leakin' monster of no control, is now telling Trump it's time toupee the piper
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Marvel announces "Pepper Potts" action figure at ToyFair, so you finally put Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box...or just the top of her skull for you 'Contagion' fans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is Trump subcontracting his tweeting?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
We're not saying that secret underground Area 51-type bases exist on Mount Everest and are being used by aliens ... but secret underground Area 51-type bases are being used by aliens on Mount Everest (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ignoring calls for gun control, avoiding listening to victims of gun violence, and giving a thumbs-up while taking photos with first responders is hard work; that's why Trump had to go to a bacchanalian disco party at Mar-a-Lago last night
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrew Bauer [R-eally Loves NRA Money] says the answer to stopping school shootings is: A) Gun control; B) Arming teachers; C) Watching Andy Griffith reruns and beating children with paddles
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? Charging your cell phone (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hockey Is For Everyone" month going poorly in Chicago
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Good news Colorado Girl Scouts, now you can sell your cookies to real easy targets without your mom's help in front of marijuana dispensaries
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(Time)
 
 
 
Drunk men were locked together with a mannequin and remote controlled car. Hopelessly locked, mind you
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
To find out why Montanans dress in layers, visit the little town of Fort Belknap--where temperatures went from -37 to 45 above in one day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be-former National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster contradicts his boss on the Russia indictments, saying it is "beyond dispute" they meddled in the election
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists fear the 'Ring of Fire' has been lit because of increased seismic activity over the last few weeks, await the 'Big One' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
If you are a county GOP committee chair and get an email from a constituent pleading for sensible gun control laws you might want to come up with a better response than "Do Not Ever Contact Me Again"
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Continuing the long weekend at the beach, tonight we have the Nascar Camping World Truck Series starting their season off with the Nextera Energy Resources 250 at Daytona tonight at 7:30PM EST on FS1
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 194: The Heavyweight Grand Prix continues, with Matt Mitrione vs Roy "Big Country" Nelson. Also Patricky Pitbull vs Derek Campos II. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're in the security industry and want a gross of eggs along with your $10/month salary, have I got the job for you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. retweeted a Russian-controlled troll account named in the Mueller indictments of 13 Russians today numerous times (w/pics)
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Thu February 15, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Garth Snow, come on down. You're the next contestant on "How much will fans pay to advertise that they hate you?"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now is not the time to talk about gun control because Two Scoops thinks immigrants are scary. Thirsty Thursday MSNBC Discussion thread. Get the booze flowing for 8PM EST
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The NHL continues to fart in the Olympics general direction by rolling with 11 games tonight (starting 7pmET - 10:30pmET) including the bound to be exciting "Battle for the Bottom of the Metro Division" by the two NYC metro teams. SUP/FC/ETC/ABCDEFG
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian seeks $100k to fund Break the Cycle, an in-depth series to challenge the orthodoxy that gun control is simply too difficult
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Paid your toll bill on time every month? That'll be $12,000 in fines, citizen. And we're impounding your car and pulling your nursing license and throwing your elderly mom out in the cold at 2 in the morning
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 667: "Shades of Gray 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is it like to meet someone in person after you've been dating them online for months?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron's planned Islam reform hits a bit of a snag (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Oceanfront estate that several celebrities once lived in available for $12 million. The barbed wire that Howard Hughes installed has been removed
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's glorious Brexit day will now be happening 3 months early. Or possibly 20 months late. Or on schedule. Or not at all. The only certainty is that Brexit means Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"The strange case of the data breach that stayed online for a month"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Virgin plane that's never been with another plane seeks mile-high romance by drawing a love heart over the UK skies for Valentine's Day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Serious relationship question: How long do you need to be dating your SO before you can fart in front of them?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Hogzilla" spotted raiding dumpster in Hong Kong. Beijing desperately contacting Tokyo to borrow Mothra and Rodan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wendy's continues to pwn McDonald's on twitter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Stormy Daniels tells friends she's 'free to talk' after Michael Cohen breached their contract"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Proposed NASA budget contains funding for technology demonstrator supersonic plane that will, ideally, be able to break the sound barrier without a loud and obnoxious boom
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(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii state legislators are not fans of EA and Battlefront II
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient necktie controlling Tucker Carlson demands to know why all airports show CNN
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since it worked so well thus far, Russia will continue meddling in our elections, claims leftist libby lib masquerading as Trump's Director of National Intelligence
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Falcon Heavy's core crash due to inadequate supply of blinker fluid (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian authorities dispute claims that suicide of academic in Tehran prison was 'mysterious,' claim it's perfectly normal for prisoners to sometimes fall down elevator shafts onto bullets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy with interim security clearance who sees the PDB every day has tapped three different credit lines in 12 months. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post concludes: Sarah Sanders is "dripping with disdain", "oozing contempt", "a tool"
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Barstool Sports continues the hard-hitting, nuanced sports talk you expect from it by referring to Chloe Kim as a "little hot piece of ass"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fans build the ultimate space tributes for Lego contest
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Only on Valentine's Day will a headline containing the words "love missile" link to a SFW article
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
First month of Trump tax cuts produce the predicted results of a record tax haul and a budget surplus
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Streets of Bakersfield, we ShowOff the Wolf, A Queen continues to quell a Riott, A Canadian Roodely challenges Americans, and A New Day of Pancaked Benjables. This is YOUR SmackDown Live Thread (8pm, USA)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dad figures out how to get macaroni out of his toddler's nose (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Massive hole under strain and ready to burst (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shakes rattle atolls (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heart condition affects man's memory, causes him to forget wife was 9 months pregnant after he spends 18 days in a medically induced coma. Bonus: Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Undecided about your current partner? Psychologist poses 15 relationship questions to determine if it's worth continuing. Answer if you dare
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
In a shocking development, red Camaro driver with the vanity plate "DIRTBAG" falls out of contention for citizen of the year
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(Vice)
 
 
 
25 college campuses ignore a woman to continue protecting other women. Sounds about right
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Putin claims, and no one at the White House has contradicted him, that Trump "authorized him to speak" on America's behalf to the Palestinian Authority to try to negotiate a peace deal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reuben Foster of the San Francisco 49ers arrested. This is not a repeat from last month
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A suspicious letter containing an unknown substance was sent to the Manhattan apartment of Trump's daughter-in-law. Three people were taken to hospital for observation, sources say. Obvious cocaine reference waiting for all-clear update
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google could lose ad revenue due to posting offensive content
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone take out your tiny, oily violins to play a sad little tune for OPEC as their "nightmare scenario" comes to pass, possibly destroying their control of world oil markets
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Restaurant sales fall in January as consumers balk at using their tax overhaul money on a $5 hamburger containing 4 ounces of meat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Is this porridge gluten-free?" "Yes, but it does contain moths and moth larvae." "It's gluten-free, though." "Yes." "Okay, I'll take it"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Speedweeks continues. Daytona 500 qualifying is on FOX now followed by The Clash on FS1 at 3pm ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
White Supremacists aren't content with infiltrating the government and the police; now they're bring back scientific racism
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
Do you bounce back, or keep on keepin on? Resilience is more than just shinin shiat on, it's also about moving forward, and putting one step in front of the other
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There is one thing you should never do at a roundabout. The words will make you out 'n' out; I spend the day your way, call it morning driving through the sound and in and out the valley (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Follow the Falcon Heavy side boosters from launch to landing in one continuous shot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Take a peek inside the control room of 'Jeopardy' in real time. For such a calm show ... there's a lot of action behind the scenes
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How to break up with your smartphone, assuming you want it to stop controlling your life
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(HealthDay)
 
 
 
Germs can travel thousands of miles and even fall from the sky from other continents. Which raises the question - just how hard are those people sneezing?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hip Hop Pioneer DJ Starski Lovebug passes away at age 57. DJ Hutch, DJ Huggy Bear inconsolable (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Robot fire penis" was going to be the name for subby's new flame throwing cover band, but the Winter Olympics 2018 flame lighting ceremony may have made that a limp issue (Some NSFW content on page)
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Don Lemon breaks into uncontrollable laughter at the mere mention of Omarosa
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thrifty millennials kill the facelift, as their expert use of filters and angled shots reduces need for expensive, invasive plastic surgery. "Millennials are expected to take as many as 25,000 selfies in their lifetime" - it's in the contract
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Want to buy a 'brand new' Subaru from the 1980s? A showroom full of them has just opened up in Malta (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New higher-speed passenger train hits 4th person in a month. At this rate we'll never be able to talk about train control. Fark: He survived
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(Carwash.com)
 
 
 
Contrary to Internet video, the ideal carwash uniform is not tight denim shorts paired with thin white T-shirt or no T-shirt at all. Here's what you really need to consider in a carwash uniform
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sometimes mainstream media does the headline work for us: "Ont. teacher accused of sex with student made 'learning fun'"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
48 years ago this week that Little Ol' Band from Texas played their first gig at a Knights of Columbus Hall in Beaumont. Here's how how how it all began
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor gives student a failing grade on a paper comparing America and Australia, because Australia is a continent, not a country, and also it's the place where Hitler was born
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(Some Bangity-clangity)
 
 
 
If you're in the mood to watch some biathlon but don't want to fly to Pyeongchang, the Southern Vermont Primitive Biathlon in Manchester, VT is this weekend
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Not content with gerrymandering, PA senator tries the old "limited constitutional convention" ploy. How about just representing the people for a change? Is that too hard?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Logan Paul, last month: I have have truly learned from my mistakes. Logan Paul, this month: Uploads comeback video of him tasering dead rats
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hannity claims to have damning texts from Sen. Mark Warner. Hey, Sean, remember when you were banned from Twitter and an imposter of you was contacted by Assange offering you damning texts of Warner over "secret channels"? The FBI remembers too
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jimmy Garoppolo, 49ers agree on record 5-year deal. Soon to be surpassed by Kirk Cousins or Nick Foles contract
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"Never seen anybody hold onto (the hood of) a car like that in my life, but he was down for the ride. You can tell it wasn't his first rodeo"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's deals deals deals in Manhattan's apartment market, where the average rent of a 200 square foot studio with views of neighbor's bathroom, semi-attached bath fixtures and passive heating and cooling systems reaches new lows at only $3,800 a month
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
That silly police sketch nailed the guy. New contest. How do you pronounce the perp's name?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Think those hand dryers in public restrooms are clean and safe to use? Think again, prepare to have your mind blown with science (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Driver arrested after traveling 237km/h east of Toronto, judge releases suspect based on how every American reading this headline is Googling just how fast 237km/h is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian "contractors" attacked US military advisers and their partner forces in Syria
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 666: "Mark of the Beast". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Grateful Dead lyricist, political activist and co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, John Perry Barlow has passed away
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan activist defends saying farmers are like father rapers after confronting a couple of dairy farmers over the 'sexual abuse' of their livestock with artificial insemination
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While they've 'gifted' workers $1.50 and a Twinkie, corporations have have announced over $88 Billion in stock buybacks in just the last month
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Memphis police find dead body in van a month after impounding it from a shooting
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ivy League fraternity on probation for 'pig roast' sex contest. Yeah ... their parents must be very proud
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas, with seriously underfunded schools and roads, continues to give away millions to billionaire entertainers
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Blue Wave continues. Dems take +28 GOP seat in red MO. Even his own districts are sick of him
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over, North Korea and America; India and Pakistan are ready to start World War III (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong frees Umbrella leaders. Work on T-Virus expected to continue
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blind man with dog phobia gets a "guide horse"....or so they told him. The Sun is there. Or so they told him (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WH Chief of Staff says immigrants "too lazy" to sign up for DACA, dissent is treason, another shutdown coming, Bannon won't talk, Dow bounced back, Memo was debunked, and rocket successfully launched. Come be contumacious with us in the Twisted Tuesday MSNBC thread at 8PM ET
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Historically, gun control works
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is handling all the latest White House controversy in the best way possible: By being far far away from the White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who better to deliver 30 million meals to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico than a contractor with a single employee?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google typos and their results (possible nsfw content on page)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Character Actress Margo Martindale continues her spree of terror and lies. Will the press be harsh and biting like Bojack or will they continue to be a bunch of Mister Peanutbutters? Tentatively scheduled for 2:30 PM EST
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Nunes (R-Stable Genius): Fine, the FBI Didn't Lie, But Its Font Was Too Small
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China continues to demonstrate its virility by launching a long, hard megadrone that flies up to 80mph and safely ejaculates passengers including Wang Dong, the deputy mayor of Guangzhou
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canada confronts, cornholes, colonial Cornwallis
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Could Amazon continue their takeover ways by acquiring Target and Kohl's? Walmart is heard shaking in their wee little boots
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glamorous Kazakhstan beauty beats 4,000 contestants to the final of Miss Kazakhstan. It's a man, baby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Professional sports franchise offers Nick Foles a new contract. No, not that one. Or that one. Face it, you are not going to guess this one, so you might as well click the link
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron vows to thwart Brexit defence deal in an effort to keep the EU whole (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes contradicts Nunes memo. Nunes
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Lauren Cohen may shamble away from The Walking Dead after season eight as she's yet to ink a new contract
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This may shock you, but the guy who didn't read the FISA application is completely wrong about its contents
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds rats exposed to cell phone radiation lived longer than control group
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Wolverine's bizarre first time meeting Hercules. Years later, they continue to hang out at that same bar
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Step down, NYC & Chicago. Britain wins the best pizza contest by combining it with Yorkshire pudding
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
As NAFTA talks continue, your hamburger hangs in the balance
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dumbass tests unproven medical treatment in front of a live audience. Fark: on himself
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Spamming the Internet with ads disguised as information only loses marketers millions every year. "Content marketers" -- we award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rather than escaping from burdensome EU bureaucracy, regulation costs for Britain will double to £240 billion annually after Brexit. My, what a well thought through cunning plan Brexit is proving to be (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Algae turning melting snow into watermelon-flavoured puddles of blood at Grinnell Glacier in Montana. Mmmmmm ...bloody watermelon snow
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The reaction from those witnessing the final days of Time Inc., now conquered by a Koch Brothers' front: "I'd rather watch my parents have sex"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a home in Toronto looks like that was built in the 40s and decorated in the 60s, and then seemingly preserved in a time capsule, today is your lucky day
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A mob of dozens of bicyclists rode the wrong way through the streets of Manhattan, heckling walkers and attacking drivers who confronted them, witnesses say
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Sat February 03, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
60,000 pounds of kitty litter spill from tractor trailer on highway. First responders baffled at what to contain this with
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The greatest tax cut in history nets a school secretary...... $1.50 a week. Or 1 Starbucks coffee a month
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested for driving 111 miles an hour in Vermont. I know what you are thinking. What is a Texas man doing in Vermont?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Teddy Bridgewater may not be a free agent - injury may have tolled his rookie contract and he may be a Viking for $1.354 million next season
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wow, Devin. Not only did you completely contradict yourself in your own memo, you even lied terribly about McCabe. Go microwave some grapefruit, Devin
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Ever the iconoclast, Sir Walter Wally contradicts Punxsutawney Phil, says winter is over
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ontario groundhog Willie pokes his head oot his hole & tells up-country degens to give their balls a tug cuz it'll be six more weeks of winter. Big surprise, eh boys?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gen X are the most likely to spend $70 on a bottle of wine more than once a month, are the most engaged wine clubs customers and are growing their wine cellars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US stock indexes continue downward spiral for worst week in 2 years because of: A) Trump's first SOTU; B) Trump releasing partisan memo; or C) God answering our prayers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump tweets to celebrate black history month; Twitter furious. That's the actual headline
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lyin Ryan continues to kiss Trump's derriere
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby sloth born at Denver zoo, will cling to mother for at least 6 months like a recent college graduate
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jeopardy contestants go full Half-Wits on football category, while Trebek goes full Will Ferrell in response
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Thu February 01, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A tortoise that escaped six months ago has been found, only 1,056 feet from where she escaped
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: THE BACON TREE IS CLOSING
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
How Jack Daniel's Whiskey fits into Black History Month
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Middle school bans open containers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
No one dead in LA middle school shooting, only injured, so no need to reset the clock or talk about gun control. Bonus: shooter was female
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Babies suffer yet another price drop (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's sexual harassment witch is *spins paddle controller* Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari and Chuck E. Cheese
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Realizing customers are not falling for the raise the price by 50% and then place it on a 30% off sale, Bon Ton will be closing 47 stores in the next few months. Old ladies everywhere are inconsolable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Driver gets rear ended in hit and run. Gives chase. Rolls car. Fark: Continues chase
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 665: "Comfort 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former CIA director John McLaughlin describes Nunes memo as "a carefully picked bowl of cherries" while Cato Institute senior Julian Sanchez calls claim of its completeness "inconceivable". Vizzini and Inigo Montoya nod approvingly
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
After the town discovered the founder's statue beheaded, Hiram continues his plans to bring a monorail to the Southside, while Archie is warned to "stay out of Springfield". Will Jughead discover Jellybean shot Mr. Blossom? "Riverdale" 8 PM ET on CW
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Is it legal to swap someone's face into porn without consent?" But more importantly, is it OK to Photoshop their faces onto birds, cats, bears and other animals
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Rocket goes up, rocket goes down. Satellite stays up. You can't explain that, but Elon Musk can. SpaceX Falcon 9 carrying a comsat from Florida today - launch window opens at 4:25 pm EST, oontz starts about T-20. UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Wednesday
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
The Eagles franchise is followed by a lesser species, one that survives for months at a time on a diet of cheap beer alone, hunting in packs, overwhelming its prey with a barrage of crude projectiles, profanity, and spittle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if you're a tough hawk on North Korea, if you want to be the ambassador, you need to want to see them destroyed by the end of the month
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(The Register)
 
 
 
US vs UK treatment for tech scammers - cough up a fat wad of cash or be tagged for six months with jail hanging over you. Which solution do these scum deserve?
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(Economist)
 
 
 
While the domestic media continue to fawn over Trump's ability to read a speech from a teleprompter without crapping his drawers, the boffins at The Economist make quick work of the Trumperor's old clothes, thank you very much
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Battlefront II misses sales targets as EA finally realizes that loot boxes are a bad idea
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Things continue to get worse for Harley-Davidson
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most of the Saudis netted in the Crown Prince's anti-corruption crackdown have now been released, $100 billion poorer, after nearly 2 months of detention in the Ritz Carlton. Man, those minibars are pricey
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I am the great and powerful Walmart. You have the effrontery to question our announced bonus and benefits packages? Pay no attention to the layoffs behind the curtain
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The world's second oldest man gets promoted (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
First Montana, now California's passing their own net Neutrality Laws? What's going on...a sudden outbreak of common sense?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today, hot dogs taught me that "Where's Waldo?" is British and is called "Where's Wally?" outside of U.S. and Canada (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
What happens when Gramps accidentally bumps the remote off of Fox News and onto the Grammys? An insane letter to the editor
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Fallout from Baltimore police corruption trial continues as cops reveal that they kept toy guns to plant on the unarmed people they shot
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Democrat's unknown diverse firebrand chosen to give SOTU response is actually great-nephew of fat drunk guy who crashed a rare '67 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 wheels-up in a tidal pond
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like everyone else, Roger Goodell wants clarity on NFL's controversial catch rule
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP begs Supreme Court to let them continue to use unconstitutional gerrymandered maps
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Not content to stand idly by and let millennials have all the fun, baby boomers are killing the early bird special
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Holy Grail of dinosaurs found in the Egyptian desert. Promptly taunts paleontologists from its perch on the castle wall
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Mon January 29, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
For you, the day Jaromir Jagr cleared waivers to be released from his NHL contract was the saddest day of your life. But to him, it was a Monday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
100 years ago, Florida tried science, with expected results (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Who's ready for Czechxit? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska GOP legislator: "We should eliminate the State Board of Education and give control to the governor because the BoE has adopted Common Core". Narrator: "Nebraska did not adopt Common Core"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Man stuffs thousands of bees down his t-shirt with his bare hands (possible NSFW content on page)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Ontario Conservative Party is in chaos and it can't possibly get any more insane. Doug Ford: Hold my beer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you live in Toronto and you've had landscaping done by this guy, those large decorative planters on your patio probably contain a dismembered body
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apparently adding a 4th digit to the price was enough to finally wake people up and realize it's just a got-damn PHONE, and a pretty mediocre one at that. Apple tells its suppliers to cut iPhone X production by 50% as sales continue to disappoint
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Pink Pearl emerges from the big tent to continue her everlasting circus of lies. Can the press summon their inner Captain America and disrupt her vile plans? Find out at 1:15PM EST
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
The German plundering of America's beverage industry continues as JAB Holding owned Keurig blitzkriegs Dr. Pepper Snapple
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The short pass up the middle is a product of the NFL's switch from hard contact to touch football
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England women's new head coach denies he is sexist, as his tweets about wife-beating, golddiggers, and domestic chores were taken out of context. Facepalm fouls Dumbass, Fail and Stupid tags in off-the-ball incidents
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Trump advisor and "Apprentice" contestant Omarosa Manigault to go from the White House to "Celebrity Big Brother" because...well, of course she is
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Sun January 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cavs meltdown continues as Kevin Love doesn't exactly love Isaiah Thomas hogging the ball or accusing him of laziness. It's enough to make LeBron pull his hair out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which conference will prevail in the little game known as the Pro Bowl? Who will stand out? Is there even a reason to continue the Pro Bowl? Kickoff is at 2:50 PM ET on ESPN/ABC
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump continues to MAGA and focus on the important issues: attacking Jay-Z
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facing a growing threat of electoral defeat and concerned the party is being led to "utter destruction", conservative politicians give their party leader an ultimatum: "Three months to raise your game or you're out"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
No wonder the UK is called a nanny state, you actually have schools with strict rules on how long you can grow your fingernails (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If the UK doesn't get that Brexit deal, it's gonna collapse so bad even Nigel Farage will be eating crow, assuming he can afford it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop an award to celebrate Yammering_Splat_Vector's 1000th contest win
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Are you afraid of human contact? Do you like movies? Do you like buckets? Given that you're on Fark it's likely a yes to everything, so here's a product for you
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As the Trump-Russia investigation continues, take solace in knowing that the walls are closing in on the major criminals of the planet, and shiat is going down behind the scenes. Mueller and his Justice League are but a small cell in a larger operation
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Boy falls from treehouse onto six-inch screw, cheats death by one millimeter. With X-ray film goodness. Bonus: Link submitted by an X-ray tech, who will be available throughout the day to answer all of your radiological questions
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ESPN waited for controversy to die down so there won't be any backlash, so now they dump Jemele Hill from Sportscenter
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delivery man dropping off Whataburger confronted by sign reading "Do not ring doorbell. Shhhh Sleeping Baby Baby will wake & we'll get annoyed. Sh*t will get real"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bad news for bad dudes, Trump plans to keep GITMO open because Obama wanted it closed and load it up with more of you. Will announce the move at his SOTU address (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Another reason why we can't have nice parties: 46 tons of Mardi Gras beads contribute to New Orleans' constant flooding problem
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Due to the vagaries of life and the intricacies of NFL contracts and state tax laws, Jimmy Garropolo to earn more than Tom Brady in Superbowl
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lost cow found months later with herd of bison. NTTAWWT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪Ground Control To Ariane♪
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Full Frontal apologies are the best apologies
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP is going to lose control of the House and the Democrats will impeach Trump, says a lefty leaning hate face lib....uh, actually that's the REPUBLICAN view of what's coming and not the Democrats speaking. never mind then
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of porn stars descend on Las Vegas to attend the 2017 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel's deadline to sign a CFL contract is "fluid", just like his diet
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas enduring "one of the worst flu seasons in our history". Buckle up Texans, peak flu season is NEXT month
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Special One continues diving for MUF
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Records show Montana-based Whitefish Energy spend $150,000 on lobbying Congress last year, and by a startling coincidence, all of it was spent after people started asking how the two-man firm managed to land that massive Puerto Rico power contract
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New form of qubit control may yield longer computation times. Right. What's a qubit?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Looks like Kevin Spacey went into the family business (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There will be walkouts during Trump's Davos speech, mostly by Sontarans and Cybermen
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient necktie controlling Tucker Carlson backed into a corner over global warming; "If climate change isn't real, why worry about people flying private jets?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drew Carey gets swept off his feet by a Price Is Right Contestant. With video goodness
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 664: "Delineation". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China warns the US will 'Suffer Complete Humiliation' if Washington Continues to Provoke Beijing; doesn't seem to realize America's kinda there already so it's not much of a threat
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Camels disqualified from Saudi Arabian beauty contest over Botox usage. So much for Hump Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/24): Doomsday Clock continues while DC denies Metal even exists. Human Torch and The Thing search for the other FFers. Marvel still pushing Inhumans, and Lost Light gets claustrophobic...for transforming robots anyway
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Take a break from the threats of global thermonuclear war, school shootings & generally hating your neighbors and enjoy this ugly-ass baby rhino experiencing a shower for the first time courtesy of the Toronto Zoo
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you haven't felt like throwing your game controller and destroying a monitor this week, here's a game to remedy that
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Uber's CEO calls on the state of Washington to create "a portable benefits" system where the state provides benefits for people who are classified as independent contractors so companies can deny them employee benefits-you know, like Uber drivers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Millennial couple ecstatic that pre-build houses in their subdivision are now $90,000 more than when they bought a few months ago. Wait, no, the exact opposite of that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
States should follow Vermont's lead and legalize THC
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Usually neighbor disputes work themselves out, don't lead to well-planned, public executions on front lawns. And then there's this guy
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Alabama, continuing that whole "we really hate that Jones won" bit, just saw their House pass a bill banning special elections and opting to have the governor appoint a replacement for public office
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Infowars published "secret FISA memo", which turns out to be a FISA Court opinion that's been public for months
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Tue January 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists say at this point they're unsure if marijuana is bad for the heart, but promise to continue their research
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Kumar The Orangutan leaves his cage at Charleston Zoo while contractors were repairing his cage, returns by himself. Because even an orangutan knows you gotta keep an eye on those contractors
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not content to leave things alone, astronomers say we may need to redefine 'planet' again
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
You expect a General to do a frontal assault with the first wave and then a flanking maneuver with the second. You do not expect that from the ocean
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what I'm sure is just a wild coincidence, $130k was transferred from the Trump campaign to the Trump Org in the month after the election. $130k? Hey, Ginger, does $130k mean anything to you? "I'm sorry subby, but I'm not that kind of girl"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA cuts live feed of massive golden object before anyone can identify the cloud, er, alien spacecraft of doom (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bookstore accidentally leaks release date for Winds of Winter (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
12 beauty pageant contestants disqualified for using Botox. Difficulty: Camels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trumpsters see vindication in their vote as economy continues to grow in areas they don't live
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fur and fury at 40,000 feet as more and more people bring emotional support animals onto planes, including this duck
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thinking of getting a JD with dreams of landing a cush job at a law firm? Yeah, those days are over. After paying $100k for your degree you'll end up being a contract worker
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman takes Casper the cat to the vet, later 'finds it for sale on Facebook for £50' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
King's Cross station evacuated due to unknown threat. No word if it's coming from Platform 9 3/4 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Battle Royal between Allosaurus, Utahraptor for state fossil title called off due to competing paleontologists, poor advance ticket sales
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's bid to own Sky blocked by regulator for not being in the public interest, still plans to make bids to take control of land and sea
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly has comeback for Jane Fonda 4 months later, "Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Al Franken spotted pushing empty stroller in New York. It's not empty, it contains his broken dreams
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drunk fire chief needs more training in continence, opening car doors, not falling on head
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the first state to implement net neutrality is....Montana?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight. on Supergirl. As Reign continues unabated over National City, Kara joins with Saturn Girl, Cookiepuss, and Fudgie the Whale for an ice cream party. (CW 8ET)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Long-sober Jackass star Steve-O pops question to girlfriend at his comedy concert after preparing for six months, and she said yes. For you millennials out there, MTV's Jackass was how Gen X killed time before the smartphone era
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(Time)
 
 
 
Today is the 120th birthday of Soviet filmmaker and director of "Battleship Potemkin" Sergei Eisenstein. Want to know more about him? We're gonna need a MONTAGE (montage)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delaying retirement by just 6 months equals saving another 1% over 30 years, if you live long enough to retire, suckers
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(Vox)
 
 
 
36% of voters blame Democrats for the shutdown, despite Democrats controlling none of the federal government
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Despite people eating them, Tide Pods will not be discontinued. People that eat them are stupid as the Walmart brands are half the price
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eagles fans throw beer cans at Vikings fans in ugly pregame scene (Warning: The videos contain NSFW language.) Stay classy
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who pretended to be anesthesiologist at California hospital is really a 27-year-old Iraqi national with a Swedish passport who entered the U.S. on a visa that expired last month. Or Stephen Miller's erotic fanfic?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If anything, the shiathole Shutdown has illuminated that Donald Trump is not in control of his own administration
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
How do you keep a Vermont stoner in suspense?
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
24-year-old named to be the deputy chief of staff at the Office of National Drug Control Policy was released from last job for not showing up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After scores of gymnasts come forward to confront Larry Nassar of abuse, will the U.S.O.C. decertify U.S.A. Gymnastics? Sorry, I can't hear you because of all these damned crickets
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage attempting to set up UKIP 2.0 once Bolton is tossed aside like so much refuse (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
66-year-old man to run 7 marathons in 7 days ... on 7 different continents
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently an important part of MAGA is spending $3.2M of taxpayer money on Air Force One trips in just six months, which is soooo much better than that secret muslim commie 0bama who spent $882,756 his last full year in office
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Commodity Commission cites conned customers, commences case charging crypto-currency company chiefs. Cyber-coin crackdown continues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The party of upstanding Christian values and impeccable personal responsibility has yet another FBI investigation to contend with. Eric Greitens, Republican Governor of Missouri, CMON DOWN. It's your turn on WHEEL. OF. BLACKMAIL
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
At the Australian open, 76th ranked Lauren Davis was one point away from upsetting world number one Simona Halep in an epic marathon third set. Then her toenails fell off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. It is wrong, it has to change." Go on, guess who said it
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gave Melania a week to lose the baby weight. Has nothing to do with his affair with the porn star 7 months later
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will behind-the-scenes controversies and scandals impact the Oscars? Well, at least that would probably result in a more diverse set of nominations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was over, the Hollywood trend of bizarre and wacky baby names continues with Kim and Kanye
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Over-the-top." "Chewing the scenery." "Out of control." For most people, those are pans. For Nic Cage fans, they're endorsements
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats are so busy tripping over themselves in California they're paving the way for uncontested Republican victories
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont believes if at first you don't succeed in suing AMC over royalties, try again
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