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277 headlines found matching 'Oman'
Mon February 27, 2017
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
White woman who self-identified as black, Rachel Dolezal, near homelessness after rejecting porn offers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Every man, woman and child in the US will be paying more. To rebuild the military. $169.33 per person, as a matter of fact. Feel safer yet?
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Sun February 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Begun the Great Robot War has ...in this Manhattan woman's apartment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"As a black woman, I'm scared of the police because I see people that look like me killed simply for being black. As a Muslim woman, I'm scared of being attacked and killed"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Among the injuried in January's Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting: an escaping woman that jumped into the back of a police van and was promptly mauled by a K-9
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woodsy woman
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today's naked woman on a rampage in a church comes to us from the hamlet of Stamford, Connecticut. With why yes, she was likely high on drugs mugshot goodness
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman carrying baby without a brain decides to carry baby to term to donate the organs. Sad tag tearfully gives way to Hero
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kneeling woman
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Tue February 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman born without arms breaks world record for most candles lit by feet. So......yeah
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Yesterday in Portland: Police shot a woman in the chest at a "Not My President's Day" protest with non-lethal rounds because she might spit at them (w/video)
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Mon February 20, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Congresswoman Karen Bass holds town hall with everybody pretty much agreeing with each other that Trump's agenda is terrible
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Edmonton police give woman ticket for wearing a ferret while driving, which is apparently a crime now
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
New device allows blind woman to reroute the warp plasma to the secondary deflector array with an inverse tachyon field coupled to a gravimetric field generator to depolarize the neutrino stream on the phase aligned magnetic containment grid
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Strange: Woman proposes to man on their first date. Stranger: He accepts. Strangest: A decade on, they're still married
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Kinda news: Woman sues after contact lenses cause her to go blind. Fark: Purchased at flea market
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to get an 8th season in 2018. This means the show is now old enough that if a Brony had ever actually touched a woman and had a child when season 1 began, the child would now be in the show's target demographic
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Thu February 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Feeling guilty that you sleep too much? Meet the woman who sleeps 20 hours a day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portable brain-scanning helmet could be future for rapid brain injury assessments, says woman with giant chocolate donut on her head
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Slovakian woman desecrates Koran. Trump oveheard muttering "that's my fetish"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: ICE detains undocumented woman. News: At courthouse, while seeking restraining order against abusive boyfriend. Holy F*ck: Likely based on tip from abusive boyfriend
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
If you want to get a pretty woman's attention, throw your dog at her, Mr. Smooth
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/15): A new Forever War adaptation, Batwoman gets her monthly title back, and Invincible moves one step closer to the finish line
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman is transported by ambulance to 7 different hospitals during epic 26-hour doctor shopping spree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Footballer found guilty of having "unethical hair"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madonna posts "romantic" Valentine's day video that will scare the living daylights out of you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
84 years ago today, an anarchist leveled his pistol very close to the parade route of president-elect Roosevelt. Read how the quick-thinking reaction of a petite woman foiled the would-be assassin
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: President Trump has made it very clear that he expects the Russian government to return Crimea to Ukraine. Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova: "We don't return our territories. Crimea is a territory of the Russia"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends woman a bill for $60 after she refused a second date
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Your vision of the classic Valentine was perfected by a woman who never married
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A reminder: Trump did not fire Flynn, but he fired the woman who warned him Flynn was compromised
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman complains about getting a totally free penis shirt
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Trial starts for woman who chainsawed lover to death during sex, having apparently read a misprint of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors prepare world's heaviest woman for dinner. Surgery. That should be surgery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So who are the most generous long-distance lovers on Valentine's Day? How about Filipinos in Germany?
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner drops gun in Dunkin' Donuts and shoots woman
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the perfect romantic song to get in the proper mood
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's love life so sad she agrees to go on blind date chosen by matchmaking octopus
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level - Not Florida
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
TSA finds sword in walking cane of woman who's somewhere between 80 years old and immortal
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A woman had to face court for parking two seconds too soon. Of course the judge threw the book at her. No, just kidding. He laughed the ticket out of court
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant after making a jackass of herself
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently, reading Coretta Scott King's letter out loud on the Senate floor is only a violation of rule 19 if you're a woman
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Tue February 07, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the polarizing guy from Boston defeat Randy Orton? What will be the latest in the bad romance between Carmella and James Ellsworth? Who will be the MVP of the 12-man tag team match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House unhappy with SNL Spicer sketch. Trump doesn't like it when his people look weak, especially unhappy that Spicer was portrayed by a woman. Some female cast member really needs to dress up as Bannon
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Mon February 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept Brock Lesnar's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania? Will Seth Rollins need to get his knee redesigned and rebuilt? Will Roman Reigns get booed more than Roger Goodell did last night? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina woman is giving away the farm ... for a 200-word essay
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Watch various scared Swedes on top of a 10 meter board, stay for the last woman who totally kicks ass
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Trump taps first woman to CIA second in command." Uh, phrasing?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York police investigate a potential suicidal jump off the George Washington Bridge, though some witnesses say a green man on a glider was seen battling with a man in red and blue tights and tossed a bound blonde woman over the side
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"A woman has claimed she changed her vote in the 2016 EU Referendum to support Brexit after seeing a straight banana in a shop"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman's business is thriving. She gets paid $81 to come to your home and lay in your bed for an hour before your bedtime, to warm your bed for you
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad of woman who had sex at courthouse and posted it on Facebook says he's NOT shocked
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job and sets up her own business catching wild alligators - saying they're not scary just 'misunderstood.' Come back next year when 'Stumpy' updates us on her experiences
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman illustrates why she was kicked off Spirit Airlines
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial killer. Turns out love is not all she's unlucky at
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Woman goes on Jim Bakker's show and says the women's protest marchers were all possessed by demons as that is the only reason anyone would protest or want an abortion: demons
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yazidi Woman on ISIS "most wanted list" because she mobilized the world to defend her people from ISIS' attempted genocide, may not be able to go to the US to accept an award because the Trump Administration collectively lacks 1/100th of her courage
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(Havasu News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed with scissors after refusing threesome with woman from dog park
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Naked pastor fled married woman's armed husband." Some headlines need no improvement
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of the Knights of Malta discovers that withstanding the might of the entire grand army of the Ottoman Empire is one thing. Standing up to a PO'ed Pope Francis is another matter entirely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family members searching for the body of a murdered 21-year-old woman dig up a site suspected to be her grave and find a man's body. This is not a repeat from last week, when they dug up another site suspected to be her grave and found another man
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I'm not afraid of you': Muslim woman films harasser and posts video of coffee shop showdown
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials now believe that the leaked audio from the Obamacare repeal session at the GOP retreat came from an unidentified woman who showed up at the retreat, claimed to be the wife of a Congressman, and was given an all-access pass without question
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The Verge critic Chris Plante called the film "the grossest movie ever made" and detailed scenes of "a woman chewing on concrete until her teeth disintegrated," "a man having sex with a talking boil," "abortion sight-gags" (yes, that's plural)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assisted dying in Europe running into technical problems, like what to do when the elderly woman whose turn it is keeps screaming that she doesn't want to die and has to be pinned down by several people so she can be forced to have a dignified death
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Fri January 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Emmett Till admits she made it up and felt 'tender sorrow' for his mother. So we're all good right?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of dressing as woman to rob Bank of America
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Yes, you can actually impress a woman. Other ways of doing so to the right, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman who owns a yarn shop bans those vile women's march protesters because... um... well, it's her pink yarn and she has a say in what it's going to be used to knit, dammit
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Thu January 26, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Woman steals truck, drives it to Arkansas sheriff's office to see if it was reported stolen, then it gets weird
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congresswoman violates the Hatch act. For some reason this is not bigger news, maybe it's her party alignment
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Fantasy: calling a sex line named Babestation. Reality: getting a cranky old Irish woman who isn't happy you woke her up
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman drops keys while fighting off phone thief. Bystanders promptly: A) call police. B) wrestle with thieves. C) steal her car
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Wed January 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Woman discovers how to create the drug "Fukitall". Turns out you're just microdosing LSD daily
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman's reaction to a protest
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elderly woman flies through tornado in a bathtub, lands in nearby woods. Add some wings and a few more struts, and she might have made it into space
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to be served food by a beautiful woman wearing a rabbit outfit? The Playboy Club is reopening
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman charged with aggravated battery for pelting police officer with a 'deadly weapon' - her wet and used tampon. Officials are investigating a possible string of crimes
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Tue January 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The one where Ultraman flies up a woman's nose to battle an alien spider in a deadly soap bubble battle
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after injuring herself doing sword tricks and you better hope to God that is a euphemism after seeing her mugshot
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman gets hurt at amusement park and is suing that establishment. The story might have changed. Who's going to win this one?
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The unidentified woman photographer taking selfies with U.S. Senators at the inauguration has been identified. She's a U.S. Senator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you think the United States has corrupt politicians, check out Romania and a bill that would pardon corrupt politicians and decriminalize other offences
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Just months after getting in trouble for using state computers for an adult dalliance with a woman that wasn't his wife, Nebraska senator re-tweets that women at DC march are too ugly to rape
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Fri January 20, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
ISIS: That's a nice Roman colosseum you have there, Syria. Be a shame if something- aw, screw this, let's just smash it anyway
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman credits her longevity to bacon
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Thu January 19, 2017
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Continuing the fine tradition set by Batman vs. Superman and Suicide Squad, the Wonder Woman movie is "....discombobulated, it doesn't have narrative flow. It's just very disjointed"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman is so convinced Michael Jackson song is about her she refuses to work because she thinks she's entitled to money from his estate
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Republican introduces bill that would allow women who received an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the operation if the woman feels emotional distress afterward
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a protest against the patriarchy at unveiling, topless woman grabs Trump statue by the crotch. Trump tweets, topless women are welcome to do other things to my crotch if it'll make them feel better. I've always said that
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Mon January 16, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns get revenge on Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens? Will Titus O'Neil attempt to join The New Day for a third time? Will we have a British invasion? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman receiving benefits claims she can't get a job because she's too beautiful
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman voted for Trump because Hillary kills people that get in her way, like poor Vince Foster
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A new era is upon us after a Nevada woman dies of a bacterial infection that is resistant to every single antibiotic approved for use in the United States
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint unveils $100 gold coin featuring Liberty as a black woman to "reflect the cultural and ethnic diversity of the United States"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man learns that bringing up election results is no way to pick up a woman in Massachusetts. What he brought out next didn't work either
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play
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Tue January 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The woman who broke the story on the start of World War II passes at 104. Subby is happy he could get out of bed and drop his kids off at school
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to prove how not racist he is by having a white woman introduce him for Attorney General consideration. See? The female race loves him
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Woman denied Swiss citizenship over campaign for less cowbell, says she's not giving up. But, for now, more cowbell
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Mon January 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Emirates Flight EK0863 canceled due to Samuel L. Jackson movie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elderly woman eats a couple of pounds of sand every day. H.I. McDunnough's cellmate being sought for questioning
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man should know better than to deny sex to Florida Woman
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns overcome the odds against Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho? Are the rumors of the Undertaker appearing true? Will Curtis Axel announce his intentions for another marathon Royal Rumble run? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chipotle being sued by a woman for $2.2 billion for using a photograph of her without her permission. That is equivalent to the chain's profit over 9 years
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman in broken wheelchair towed home by heavy duty truck and then it gets 'Murica
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The first trailer for The Handmaid's Tale, Hulu's adaptation of the Margaret Atwood classic, stars Elisabeth Moss as a woman living under the totalitarian regime of the end result of having Tom Price in charge of Health and Human Services
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Woman drives into river to avoid police, continues drinking beer as car floats. Good thing it was a light beer
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police on forgery charges is the subject of a fake obituary sent to a local newspaper. That trick never works
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Thu January 05, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Naked woman causes disturbance at a gas station, then hijacks a marked police vehicle, then leads a miles-long chase into oncoming interstate traffic. Then it gets weird
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A woman discovers that her great-grandmother has been praying to Elrond from LOTR every day for years after mistaking him for a figurine of Saint Anthony. In her defense, Elrond actually is a Lord
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto storeowners dealing with kelptomaniac squirrels: "Squirrels can be seen on store video snatching chocolate bars from the shelves and scampering off with them into the street"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Florida man chases Florida Walmart woman, 12,533 BC edition
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Hell hath no fury like a woman with a 3.5 ton towing capacity"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman and functional clockwork automaton Kayleigh McEnany defends Donald Trump's incendiary Tweets by saying "There hasn't been a nuclear war yet"
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year kicks off early as woman arrested for stripping at barbershop...in front of her 4 young children. Fark: includes duckface mugshot goodness
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Omarosa gets a job at the Trump white house. She's the official "I don't hate black women" woman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No, you weren't the only one weirded out last night by Brent Musburger's bromance with Joe Mixon during the Sugar Bowl
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of holding down and beating a woman following.... what is up with his beard?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who runs product review website gets 7 pounds of marijuana instead of the toys she ordered, immediately awards 5 stars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian church official says Russia should bring back the Romanov monarchy or just make Putin emperor
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Jennifer Lopez's recent 'romance' with rapper Drake is as fake as her Jenny From The Block act, and is only meant to sell their new record
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after falling into fissure. Repeat from 2011, 2013, 2014 and 2015, although the three most recent incidents involved the same fissure. Fissure
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Top film directors to reboot Japan's Roman Porno genre after screening of classic films caused unexpected excitement. "A lot of young audience members came, and what is worthy of mention is that there were many women in the audience"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
USPS gives woman 7 canaries to replace smashed package of dead birds it delivered before Christmas. Pet owner sends out numerous tweets with the happy news
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman bequeaths her entire estate of $1.2 million dollars to help homeless shelter pets in Tennessee, ensuring they will have a very happy new year on Caturday
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman's pet duck named Clumsey goes missing, last seen with Donald, Goofy and a bunch of dwarves
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(The National)
 
 
 
Of course you want to see the winners of the annual camel beauty contest in Abu Dhabi
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Thu December 29, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former PA commissioner charged with breast massaging 103-year-old woman on 3 different occasions. Everybody's got their thing, eh, commissioner?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman declines to give a junkie a ride in her junker, so he breaks into it and leaves a little Christmas gift behind on the floorboards
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Sexy" woman picks up men who awake to find watches missing the next day; Kidneys still intact
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Today we learn that Romans used to ward off illness with flying penis amulets, thus giving Johnson and Johnson their business model
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dutch woman has lived in the UK for 24 years, is married to a Brit and has 2 British children. Post-Brexit, she applies for British citizenship, so of course the Home Office tells her to GTFO right now
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton named the most admired woman in America for the 21st year. Not as exciting as being president, but you take what you can get
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher really wanted people to know how much she hated that farking gold bikini. She was also an extraordinary woman
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher was preparing a sequel to her one-woman show Wishful Drinking
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
FLA Woman yells racial slurs, & then aims her gun's laser pointer at African Americans in McDonald's. She should have waited until January 20 when this becomes legal
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romania rejects leftist female Muslim prime minister with Syrian husband and ties to corruption. In related news, apparently there is alt-Right fanfic
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Sun December 25, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Woman found north of Grand Canyon after walking 26 miles to get help, makes the rest of us look lazy
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Man with baggage proposes to woman on carousel. Unfortunately, his proposal was left unclaimed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Romanian pro soccer team unveils make-your-own uniforms
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what you can buy a woman for Christmas at your closest Walgreens, according to other women
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman says a pet sitter she found on Craigslist sold her dogs. Your dog doesn't even want to use Craigslist for casual encounters
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California police believe they have found the body of a woman who, tragically, will forever be remembered only as a former contestant on the reality show "Bridalplasty"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Authorities make an exception and allow woman to keep her motorcycle-ridin' gator
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cat owners more likely to be into BDSM than everyone else. Just picture Catwoman in vinyl and wielding a whip. RAWR
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Woman wins over $77k on scratch-off lottery ticket after husband dies of cancer. No word on what her third wish was
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist to pay way through school, helping out those with no spare time for sex
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman takes baby Jesus from Nativity, delivers to hospital, reports neglect
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns get a title shot against Kevin Owens for Christmas? Who will be the next challenger for Charlotte's title? Will Sami Zayn push his luck against Braun Strowman? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:30 PM
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman finds rocket warhead in yard, posts pic to Facebook asking what it is. Well, it's metal and pointy and call 911 dumbass
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Here are some cool art discoveries that you didn't make in 2016. Subby found an awesome cast brass Giger alien-devouring-a-woman ring at a swap meet yesterday for $7. So what unexpected treasures did you discover this past year?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Passengers" is fun, romantic sci-fi, as long as you can ignore the fact that Chris Pratt is totally stalking Jennifer Lawrence
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Sun December 18, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns become a double champion? Will this be the end of the Charlotte and Sasha Banks feud? Will Cesaro and Sheamus end The New Day's record reign? Find out on WWE Roadblock: End of the Line, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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Sat December 17, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Police break into a car in an attempt to rescue frozen woman .... which turns out to be a mannequin.That's some mighty fine police work, Lou
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
War. War never changes.The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. And libruls said 'happy holidays' to Bill O'Reilly. But war never changes
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romans incensed at Spartan Christmas tree: "This is madness"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Posh cheese festival descends into chaos as woman "elbowed in the boob"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "All in the Family," woman discovers her fiance is her half brother
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman dies after falling into pool of melted chocolate. Eccentric, impish, menacing, top hat-wearing factory owner wanted for questioning
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Wed December 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps it classy on his first day as FAU's coach by signing De'Andre Johnson, who was dismissed from Florida State for punching a woman in the face. Well, more accurately, for being caught on video punching a woman in the face
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Asshole woman who boarded plane ahead of everyone else, without getting her ticket scanned, just to score some overhead bin space, finds out that "Boarding Group D" means "Cops drag your sorry tazed ass off the plane" (Video goodness included)
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Woman run down by Christmas parade float. That'll teach her
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman mods her fridge so it can dispense wine, is immediately declared 'Person of the Year'
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UN drops Wonder Woman as ambassador, presumably after realizing she hasn't had a single memorable story in over 75 years of existence
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Urban Dictionary)
 
 
 
How old does a woman have to be to be considered a cougar?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Captive woman turns to UPS guy for deliverance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are your 2017 Golden Globe nominations, led by two well-deserved nominations for heartwarming romantic comedy Deadpool
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
The midseason finale is upon us, and that means someone will die. Will Carl and Negan's bromance continue? Will Michonne be the new Andrea? Will Eugene be useless? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 most unfortunate names in human history. It's great knowing we live in a world where Dr. James Grossweiner could one day marry a woman named Charity Beaver. Then they'd combine their last names into "Grossbeaver" for gender equality's sake
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Mysterious device found all over Ancient Rome baffles everyone except Ancient Romans
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Canada has decided to put the woman who fought segregation on the $10 bill. Hero tag for Ms. Desmond
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1,100 lb woman set to fly to India to receive weight-loss surgery, will almost definitely sit next to you on a connecting flight
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Wed December 07, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A reminder that cops can make Fark for good reasons: Deputy Greg Park gave the woman $140 "to make sure the power and everything stayed on for the kids"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And now for the biggest whiner of the 2016 election: Woman claims Trump's election stole her desire to look for a partner
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman tells her new neighbor she moved to get away from the gheys. Neighbor responds with a fabulous Christmas light display
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandmother will die soon. We've always been close; I am her only granddaughter, my late mother her only daughter. I found old love letters she wrote to a woman; I now know why her marriage was strained. Do I show them to her?"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Woman stuck with 23K worth of 'Hatchimals' after paying triple the retail price for them
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman delivers own baby in front seat of family Ford Escape which played hell with its carpets, upholstery
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended for trying to give the pizza deliverywoman some extra sausage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers prove their deplorability by trolling Facebook pages posting photos of a woman missing in the Oakland fire, including pages of the woman's family
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A brief history of the Atlanta Failclowns as told by Bomani Jones
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Sun December 04, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway attended a lavish costume party dressed as Superwoman. I have the strangest boner right now
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in jail for uploading sexually explicit videos of a woman onto several .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS EYE???
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman born without a vagina has surgery to create one. "I finally feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel." PHRASING
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman's schedule last week: meet with Trump, possibly about a spot in his administration. This week: join the veterans defending the protestors at Standing Rock. That's some rock solid flank-covering
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Security camera catches woman vandalizing car for a full six hours. Now THAT'S dedication
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran: "I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ark Encounter to soon feature historical recreation of Roman gladiators fighting dinosaurs in the arena. This is all in the Bible if you look closely, and is in no way a cross-promotion stunt with Ark: Survival Evolved
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an open, happy woman who identifies as a lesbian. However, one of my straight male friends thinks I am sexually attracted to him and keeps bring up date ideas we can go on. He won't listen; do I drop the friendship or ignore it?"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
That million-woman march on Washington that's supposed to happen right after Trump's inauguration? Yeah, it's going to rank up there with those million truckers who totes shut down the city to protest Obama
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman on blind date pushed from car so dude can lead cops on high speed chase. Details to left, better blind date stories to right
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga says she's done with bad romance, but you can still poker face
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman whom you never want to be behind in the checkout line shares how extreme couponing means she never pays for groceries
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And then there's the case of a woman who is allergic to virtually everything ... including her husband
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Carl and Enid continue their blossoming young romance? What community will Tara discover? Will Negan continue looming in the background or be used as a bludgeon? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9 PM ET on AMC [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Romance novels for Millennials
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is in a romantic mood and is looking for the best songs about love. SMMC's spouse suggested "Love Stinks" by J. Geils Band, which is a bit...awkward
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Sat November 26, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman breaks fingers, delivers a baby, and puts Thanksgiving dinner on the table
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual CNN headline: "Arizona officer on leave after punching woman during arrest"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shoppers band together to defend a woman wearing a hijab against a racist attack
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Trump MAGA hat Christmas ornament epic review excerpt: "It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You may hate Jon Voight, but when he was in line at Walmart and heard the woman in front of him was buying turkeys for charity, he footed the entire bill to thank her for her efforts
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Wed November 23, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One-armed cosplayer wants you to pay attention to her cool costumes for Catwoman, Deadpool and The Winter Soldier. "I get pretty excited when I come across a character who either loses an arm or wears a bionic hand"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman carries crack pipe in vagina. Tells cops she had no pockets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to her own grandson. Surprisingly, this story isn't from West Virginia
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Tue November 22, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Militarized police deploying "non-lethal" arms while defending corporate profits at Standing Rock. Dozens hospitalized, hundreds with hypothermia, one woman's arm literally blown off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who had sex with her dog walks away from prison sentence after telling judge how ruff this has made her life
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these three clues: Woman in wheelchair, police, taser
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Mon November 21, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman who sideswiped seventeen cars in I-5 rampage 'might have been having a psychotic episode,' according to police. Or maybe she just found out McDonald's wasn't bringing the McRib back in her area, I dunno
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Sun November 20, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Woman finds WWII dog tags after Hurricane Matthew, returns them to veteran's son and proves good stories can still come out of Florida
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Fri November 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman who killed groom's aunt and injured guests while dancing and firing guns at wedding was previously in trouble for suggesting Muslims be sterilized. No word on her position in Trump's cabinet
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The woman that put Breitbart, Red State, and WND on a list of "fake news" sites looks exactly like you'd expect, and has the liberal arts college professorship to match
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman hangs a 1-year-old at a daycare, drives over a pedestrian and bicyclist, crashes her van and threatens to jump from an overpass. Currently taking bets on what the drug test shows
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman's flesh-eating-bacteria stuffed Tilapia recipe turns out to be a hit with doctors, health officials
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who kicked her transgender child out now suing her child for undergoing gender transition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to make history by picking woman for Secretary of State
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Swedish union has set up a hotline for workers to report instances of "mansplaining". Actually, mansplaining is when you explain something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a man in my 20s and roughly three years ago I developed a medical condition that left me asexual I met and fell in love with an asexual woman. I just learned I can be cured and can have sex again. Should I take the cure?"
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
The high price of elderly romance - flirty matchmaking trips to IKEA, differences in living habits, adult children questions, pensions. To say nothing of the chafing
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this laid back young woman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues Zara Dresses after allegedly finding dead rat sewn into her clothes, developing rodent rash. Expect company to look into "Cinderella Defense"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gun store opens in wealthy NYC suburb. Pearls are clutched, area congresswoman promises unconstitutional legislation, and local soccer moms ponder the once-unthinkable notion of postponing their Pilates classes
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trump Trump Trump': Group of white men assault black woman student at Villanova University
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sperm whale vomit is kind of like your cat's hairball, except it's worth three million dollars
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A group of fourth graders are being credited with saving a kitten from certain death by stopping a woman who was attempting to drown it. Somebody tell these kids that they are more than welcome on Caturday
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Hong Kong Standard)
 
 
 
A woman in Portland splashed laundry detergent on protesters last night. This is the first recorded use of the little known martial art of Tide-kwon-do
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Police bust foot licker who held his victim by the ankle and nibbled and licked her heel and sole for over 30 minutes. "The woman in the latest case managed to use her mobile phone to record at least some of the ordeal"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who once got stuck in a bath because of her HH breasts starts crowdfunder to have them reduced
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal female Muslim woman who agrees with most Democratic Party policies explains why she voted for Trump
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man and woman stole 68 bras worth almost $4,000 from Victoria's Secret. Police seek support
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young woman regrets getting tattoo of her personal motto (mildly not safe for work)
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway becomes first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for anyone who steals from a woman while she's in labor
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Here's scientific proof that nice guys are more of a catch than rich ones. You ladies should read this. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PLEASE READ IT DEAR GOD I HAVEN'T HAD A WOMAN IN TEN YEARS I NEED YOU LIKE I NEED AIR
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Tue November 08, 2016
(DCist)
 
 
 
Honestly what kind of VP is Tim Kaine going to be if he can't even beat a 99-year-old woman to the polls to vote? Obviously a number two
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hotel guests sleep with a dead body under their bed for at least a week after a woman's body is discovered by cleaners. Thankfully the hotel did not charge the guests for an extra occupant
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Women claim man who romanced them under guise as war hero, doctor, lawyer, professor was really an imposter. Sounds like typical pick-up lines, less being member of Mossad
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman posted revenge porn showing ex-boss naked on his new wife's business Facebook page. Her defense lawyer, Mr. Booty, says she just wanted to be heard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gisele Bundchen is a nasty woman
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Mon November 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If it were an episode of "Criminal Minds," you'd roll your eyes and shut the TV off: Suspected serial killer who kidnapped a woman and left her chained in a box for two months left clues to his activities in Amazon product reviews--using Eagles lyrics
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In 2010 a woman scamming immigrants offered to pay $1.2 million to her victims to avoid prison. As of 2016, the state has $200,000, her victims have nothing, she's not paying, and nobody cares
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman on a train
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Guy does 134 in a 35, hits and kills a woman, runs away, then is found dancing naked on a statue in the middle of a lake. Methinks drugs may have been involved. With "oh shiat" mugshot goodness
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(Queensland Government)
 
 
 
Woman releases Drop Bear on arresting officers
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman reading a book or something a bit more naughty, what do you see in this drawing?
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For those with well-stocked bars, here's two cocktails for Election Night: The Nasty Woman and The Bad Hombre, the latter using a lot of bitters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Job offer rescinded after woman was hired on false pretenses; it seems she covered up all her tattoos during the interview process
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Because we're not all flinty-hearted jerkoffs here ALL the time, here's the heartwarmingly obscure story of the first president of Botswana and the English woman he fell in love with
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Playboy model Dani Mathers, 29, has been charged for Snapchat photo that body-shamed 70-year-old woman who was showering at the gym, being a little hard on The Beaver
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: I encourage women to call me about their periods. Woman: Challenge accepted. Every day. For months. Bloody hell
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As opposed to Trump's campaign of lofty ideas and noble rhetoric, Kellyanne Conway blasts "joyless" Clinton for running "the nastiest, most substance-free campaign," adding, "even sadder? Comes from a woman." Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug, kid
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Thu November 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman experiences pain-free labor, and then a three-week orgasm
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After her credit card is declined for a meal at a fancy restaurant, a woman leaps 14 stories to her death in the ultimate dine and dash
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Submitter never knew he wanted to be shot, roped, blown up, stabbed, trampled and frowned at by a phenomenally hot woman until he saw this new Wonder Woman trailer. I'll be bleeding in my bunk. (safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman spends $30K on plastic surgery to look like Ivanka Trump. News: She came out looking like Tomi Lahren. Fark: She's voting for Hillary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Killing a police officer should be a mandatory death sentence," posted a woman whose son just killed two Des Moines police officers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In your opinion, who was the best Catwoman: Anne, Halle, or Michelle? Who was the worst?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is never date a pregnant woman who goes by the nickname 'Dollar' and has a tattoo across her chest that reads, "TRUST NO ONE"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Ex-Marine Confesses To Strangling Woman While On Witness Stand. I thought they had bailiffs to prevent that kind of thing
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Woman who claims Donald Trump raped her at age 13 to break silence and hold press conference at 3pm Pacific
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The greatest musician in the world, Bono, named Woman of the Year
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is a megalomaniac and hideous monster who gets chased down by angry crowd with torches and pitchforks. Also, he was the Phantom of the Opera for Halloween
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Weather woman 'struck by lightning' live on air
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you're sure she is. You could get eaten alive
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Sun October 30, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sasha Banks or Charlotte do an insane leap from the cell? Will Chris Jericho find his way into the Universal Title match? Will Roman Reigns get cheered? Find out on WWE Hell in a Cell, 8pm ET on WWE Network, kickoff show at 7pm
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