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276 headlines found matching 'Oman'
Thu May 05, 2016
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(The State)
 
 
 
You whisper the name "Paul Ryan" into the wind, but no one answers. The Red Woman tries to summon the spirit of Reagan back into his body, but fails. A comet shoots across the sky, leaving a trail of blood. The Trump ... abides
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(Today)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. Channing Tatum gives a woman a pedicure and he's "awesome". Subby tries to do it and he's "sick and twisted" and "needs to leave the shoe store, right now, before we call the cops"
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
North Carolina tow truck driver sees disabled woman stranded on the side of the road and decides to stop and help her. But then he saw her Bernie Sanders sticker and God told him to leave her there
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
'Wealthy' woman almost gets away on airplane four years after $4.6 million was wrongly transferred into her bank account. Almost
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man denies threatening bystanders with chainsaw, putting on woman's clothing, hanging around in bars
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Romanian hacker Guccifer: I breached Clinton server, 'it was easy'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The woman who underwent a face transplant five years ago after being attacked by a chimpanzee is back in a hospital because doctors discovered her body is rejecting the transplant
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Mail carrier who stops at 1,091 mailboxes on her daily route notices one woman hasn't picked up her mail, saves her life after finding she fell and can't get up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While everyone else was watching defeaTED and "Feeling the 'Bern" last night, Iranian forces say they'll close the strategic Strait of Hormuz to the US and its allies if they "threaten" the Islamic Republic
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "No regrets from woman who paid $8500 for horse penis operation"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Roboman Hakaider is what happens when a Power Ranger takes too much acid and goes on one of those Vegas style binges, except this binge is in a dystopian society ruled by robot things. Don't ever change, Japan. Don't ever change
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman breaks 42-year silence on escaping serial killer/dreamboat Ted Bundy: "I thought he was going to kiss me, and instead he said, 'You know what? I'm going to kill you'"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
100- year old woman breaks record in 100 yard dash. Well, not dash so much as stroll, amble, or rapidly mosey across the finish line
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"I only tell the truth. That's why people vote for me. That whole woman card thing was my idea; I'm my own strategist," says Donald Trump without a trace of irony, humility, or sense of awareness
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump clearly feels threatened by Secretary Clinton's qualifications to be president so he's attacking her for being a woman. That's what weak men do." Elizabeth Warren drops mic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Workers in Spain unearth MCCC pounds of Roman coins
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Childless woman thinks she deserves her own maternity leave so she can relax, unwind, and reflect on her life. Because everybody knows new mothers are always sitting around doing nothing but relaxing, unwinding, and reflecting
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-Hostage): "My wife didn't roll her eyes at Donald Trump's 'Woman Card' remark"
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New DNA test measures couple compatibility. Although the relationship may be doomed if the man's DNA is taken off another woman's blue dress
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cops find a naked woman and a half naked man sleeping in the passenger seat of a car parked in a handicap spot. "When asked why he was parked, the man said, 'When the mood hits.' The man smelled like alcohol"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After offending people by casting a white British woman as a male Tibetan character, Marvel couldn't possibly make a bad situation worse, could they? Challenge accepted
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Woman finds days-old ugly-ass exotic kittens in her barn
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Woman calls around to area Burger Kings at 3 A.M. to fulfill dying grandma's wish of a Double Whopper. It's far too dusty to wonder "Where Is Your God Now?"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Thong thief caught on camera entering woman's home, taking her underwear
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 106-year-old woman who danced with the Obamas can't get a photo ID because she doesn't have a birth certificate. "I was birthed by a midwife and the birthday put in a Bible somewhere. I don't know if they even had birth certificates back then"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the last 30 days of Titus O'Neil's suspension be reinstated? Will Roman Reigns tweet that he's retired and thanks for all the cheese? Will Sin Cara hurt himself again? Find out tonight on WWE Raw (8:00 PM EDT on USA/7:30 pre-show on the $9.99)
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
After fashion designer Rachel Roy basically outs herself as the woman Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with, Beyonce fans go on a righteous attack against... Rachael Ray
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's a question you might want to ask a woman. The question might be on the tip of your tongue and you might be dying to know the answer. But seriously, just don't
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A woman to get six months in prison for lying about a payment she presented to Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Jon Snow's watch has ended. Arya's training with the Three-Eyed Raven has begun. Westeros and Essos stand divided. Most importantly, BRAN AND HODOR RETURN in The Red Woman. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fearless British comedy pioneer Victoria Wood dead at 62 of cancer. Good night, funnywoman
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
The Daily Mail tries to convince us that: a) woman is actually a dairy cow; b) you can freeze breast milk for more than five days; c) you can try and convince airport security that frozen milk isn't a liquid; d) all of the above
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone wondering what it would look like if Ted Cruz were a woman and a porn actress? No? Well, tough, it's gonna happen anyway
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eerie woman
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
A cat found living in a couch that was sent to a thrift store has now been reunited with her human. She now prefers to snooze on top of the ottoman on Caturday
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Fri April 22, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman leading Flint water lawsuit murdered. This is also not suspicious or anything
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Nut King of Chicago" dies, will be buried next to Abe Froman
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese woman discovers giant NOPE in her closet
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is the World's Most Beautiful Woman. This is not a repeat from 1994
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Inside the strange, retro world of Russian "womanhood schools" where they are teaching women to be happy by finding a man to support them. Сделать меня бутерброд и принеси мне пива
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Romania goes from the first perfect ten to zero, failing to qualify in women's team gymnastics for the Rio Olympics
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman asks stranger to use his restroom at 2 AM, what could possibly go wrong? Hint: it involves eggs
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Sun April 17, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Sloth bear attacks woman in Maan forest. No this isn't about bachelorette parties and gay bars
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
You are on camera assaulting a woman and the only thing you're sorry for is the negative media attention it gave you?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman is allergic to her own sweat and tears. No word on blood
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Thu April 14, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman faces child porn and accessory charges for live streaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend by her 29-year-old boyfriend. "Friend" may not be the right word to describe that relationship. Or "boyfriend"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman gets off after being accused of beating husband upon finding his dildo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The new Dandy Warhols video stars Joe Dallesandro, a topless woman wearing a cat mask, and a life-sized bunny who gives shoulder-rubs. Its style is reminiscent of -- Oh, you've already clicked. Never mind. (mildly Not safe for work)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman witnesses motorcyclists punching a man on the ground in the middle of the road, so she stops and pulls out her gun. Then things get weird
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman claims dry shampoo made her go bald. With helpful pic
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why a rural farm in Potwin, Kansas, owned by an 82-year-old woman, attracts so much attention from FBI agents, federal marshals, IRS collectors and others
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Sun April 10, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman run over while sunbathing. That is what you get for sunbathing in a parking lot ... [reads article] ...oh Fark
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bomani Jones on wearing a fictional team shirt with the name "Caucasians": "If you're quiet about the Indians, and you got something to say about my shirt, I think it's time for introspection"
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Young woman punched in the face for no apparent reason by man in the park. With helpful picture of the park in the early 1930s
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP chairwoman becomes a delegate for Donald Trump. Oh, BTW, she's Mitt Romney's niece and worked for her uncle's campaign in 2012
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video rebuttal of that angry woman yelling at Florida Governor Rick Scott is an early contender for dick move of the year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Not a coincidence." Romanian hacker Guccifer extradited to US at critical point in FBI's criminal investigation of Hillary Clinton's emails
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Thu April 07, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Three shades of Fark: 1. Woman dies around Christmas & family is told to dig hole in cemetery themselves as diggers won't work on holiday. 2. Box is empty. 3: Woman's body found weeks later in funeral director's van after arrest for drunk driving
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(The Score)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bomani Jones goes on show wearing Cleveland Indian's-styled shirt that says 'Caucasians'. For some reason, people have a problem with this. Daniel Snyder unavailable for comment
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The most 2010's thing ever just happened. Woman gets into a Twitter fight with another woman, take an Uber to her house to get into a real fight with her, livetweets that she got her ass kicked, and then took another Uber home
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Gallant buys the ladies beer. Goofus steals a 63 year old woman's beer, drinks it, takes his shirt off, challenges everyone to a fight then shakes granny violently before beating her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman pushed up
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Wed April 06, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
New bill would allow any Oklahoman over 21 to openly carry firearms without a license, training or background checks. This should end well
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Australian police come upon naked woman, whip out their--you know what, let me rephrase this whole headline
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman shot with her own gun after a struggle with intruders inside her own home. Your move, NRA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to be vaccinated against whooping cough during pregnancy because she is a "healthy, fit, organic woman." You know what happens next
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Tue April 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
German woman, owed $680 for the last four years due to an airline delay, finally collects. Fark: By hiring a collector who threatens to impound an airplane
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman punches off-duty cop after being told to stop using her bare hands to scoop lettuce from the salad bar
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Mon April 04, 2016
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for missing woman known as Lulu the Clown. They are telling people to look for clues like stray balloon animals and enormous shoes
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will be the first to challenge new champ Roman Reigns? IS Shane McMahon still in ICU? DOES Becky Lynch need a consolation hug/dry hump after last night? LIVE from DALLAS, THIS is YOUR Post-WrestleMania Monday Night RAW thread (8pm ET on USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman has 720 condoms confiscated by Indonesian customs for being pornographic material, also for being wildly optimistic
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Sun April 03, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Undertaker is already walking to the ring to face Shane-O-Mac, Dean Ambrose is preparing to get Borked, and whoever wins between Triple Gagne and Stupid Sexy Roman, we all lose when we watch Wrestlemania 32, live on PPV and WWE Network
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Some Cowpoke)
 
 
 
We're looking for the best books about cowboys, outlaws, gunfights, posses, revenge and romance. It's the Saturday Book Thread, pardner...mosey up to the bar and tell us your favorites
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
News: Woman seriously hurt by hit-and-run driver while riding bicycle. Fark: One of her son's classmates admits in class that it was his father who hit her
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Fri April 01, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys arrested for choking a woman, unless something's f*cky
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police arrest three bikini-wearing women accused of beating up a fourth bikini-wearing woman after reviewing video taped evidence over and over and over and over again
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(Newser)
 
 
 
250 families in Flint have clean water to drink because this woman squatted on Dr. Pepper's Twitter handle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alabama Republicans growing even more outraged as additional details emerge about their governor's illicit affair, which actually involved a woman instead of another man, a child, his sister, a sheep, or some weird man-child-sheep hybrid
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Don Cheadle's Miles Davis biopic is a silly misfire. "Avoiding monotony and cliché is one thing; turning Miles Davis' life story into a lame buddy movie about the adventures of a monomaniacal badass and his dorky sidekick is another"
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Woman's morning walk turns into walk with a panther. Warning: Vertical video
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Disney faces backlash for announcing to the world that Mickey was really a woman this whole time
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You're Doing It Wrong: Woman gets pedicure, loses toe
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Hello, Coach Brown? This is the Knoxville police chief. We received a complaint that two of your players raped a woman. Is it all right with you if we investigate?"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
UKIP councillor speaks own mind on Twitter, immediately backpedals, is supported by party because she's a trans woman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump the Lesser apologizes for a tweet he sent out falsely identifying the woman pictured giving a Nazi salute at his father's rally as a "Bernie Sanders supporter" saying he "got bad info" and apparently does not read the news or know how to use Google
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman dies, man injured in James River 'drowning machine'. Whose marketing department came up with that name?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Why'd you stop me, officer? Well, for starters, the woman riding on top of your car FOR THE PAST SIX MILES
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Mon March 28, 2016
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman selling fake meth sells to fake buyer
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Five-star Mississippi State recruit sorry after video shows him landing five punches on a woman
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(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
It's the go-home show for Wrestlemania and a Titan of the industry is set to return. Will the sound guy have done his job editing last week's Roman reaction? Will we ever find out what the Taker's reasoning is? Find out tonight on Raw (USA; 8pm EDT/pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
This woman decided that parking at the top of a telephone pole was better than taking a handicapped spot
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
103-year-old Scottish woman who loves whisky, curry and naan nominated for national Curry Lover of the Year award. "She was famous within the family for her curry suppers, which she would hold on a regular basis"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo police unveil dangerously furry uniformed dog-woman anime mascot who urges citizens to watch out for crimes and report them on new police app
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Sat March 26, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Indiana woman missing since 1974 found in Texas, and just to think Subby gave up on looking for his keys he lost last week
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Fri March 25, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman on reality show Return to Amish arrested for return to meth
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman recounts 1970s date with Trump: "The bill was yuge - but The Donald didn't bring cash"
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman mourning the recent death of her husband in an automobile accident gets the good news that she's pregnant, and the terrifying news that she'll have three more kids to remember him by
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Wed March 23, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Florida woman accuses man of sexual battery. Man responds with videos of her having sex with dogs
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is thanks to that bone marrow transplant, you're leukemia-free. The bad news is the woman who donated the bone marrow was allergic to kiwi and now so are you
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"A woman told police that late March 14 or early March 15 someone entered her unlocked car in the driveway and stole two pies. The report doesn't indicate the flavors"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up one day and can no longer swallow. Same thing happened to my wife the day after we were married
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Mon March 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will declare for the Andre trophy? Does Team B.A.D. have a blonde? Will Roman show up to be boo'd in Philly? It's Monday Night RAW - 8 PM EDT on USA, pre-show at 7:30 EDT on the $9.99
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Politics headline of the day: "Woman charged for slapping police horse at KC Trump protest"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's most dangerous woman has once again been released from prison, and now she's coming for YOUR grandpa because he's lonely since you don't visit
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Fri March 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman "not getting the message" after 14 distracted driving tickets. Maybe they should text it to her
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
"A small village in northern Romania is revelling in the attention caused by a spelling mistake by US rapper Snoop Dogg"
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Computer nerds successfully get into a woman's panties
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman "vanishes" on live TV. Mind BLOWN
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman's addiction causes her to eat her armchair foam. She hopes eventually to recover
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Wed March 16, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In perhaps the most Florida thing you will read about today, this woman is fighting to keep her motorcycle-riding alligator as a housepet
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Tue March 15, 2016
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man tries to impress woman by firing gun. Maybe next time he can try to impress her with his arrest record
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Welcome to Liberal World, where terrorizing a 70-year-old woman and spray-painting her house is justified because she dared put a Trump sign in her yard
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs at the gym? A: Badass
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
At assembly, junior high school principal says most important thing for a woman is to bear two or more children, which is "more valuable than building her career." He later added that he told male students to offer assistance in child rearing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman seen shiatfaced drunk and begging for a shag in Australia. News: The woman is Madonna. Fark: On stage in the middle of a concert
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man trapped in a river while skinny dipping rescued by a woman in a kayak. Apparently his little dinghy wasn't enough
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman steals man's heart after he meets her on a dating phone app. Just kidding. She steals his SUV. "I wouldn't leave you, but you sure as heck had no problem leaving me"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
During child support hearing, woman asks for $20,000 to cover wine expenses related to parenting
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Fri March 11, 2016
(World News)
 
 
 
Woman leaves keys in unlocked car with predictable results: Bye, Felicia
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Thu March 10, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post succeeds in getting elderly homeless woman's stuff taken away and thrown out. GREAT JOB, EVERYONE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wife of the Turkish President, who is doing NOTHING to help dispel those rumors that he secretly wants to re-instate the Sultanate, says that the Ottoman Sultan's harems were "an educational establishment for preparing women for life"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Megachurch shutting down after members catch on that they've been tithing to a megachurch. Just kidding, it's because a woman ascended to pastor, which some members considered an insult to Jesus and thus broke away to form their own church
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Tue March 08, 2016
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Woman says a naked man walked into her house, tried to hug her and said "Hi honey." He later had to be rescued after running from police, falling down a cliff and getting stuck in a tree. The Aristocrats
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Would-be attacker picks the wrong woman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BBC Morning News apologizes after showing woman naked from waist down on breakfast news (not safe for work or breakfast)
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Mon March 07, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, although a man with a plane comes close
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Saviors have been introduced. Jesus is just alright with the Alexandrians. Negan and Lucille remain in the shadows. Will Richonne's romance bloom? Will Morgan ruin everything? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman bites off boyfriend's eyebrow. Bert seeks order of protection
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
First Batman v Superman review feedback surfaces. Yes, it will be gritty. Yes, it will feature "a moment between Batman and Superman that'll make even the most cynical tear-up a little." And, yes Wonder Woman is indeed "fearsome"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Vancouver police arrest 20-year old woman who attacked pedestrians, kicked an elderly woman, and tried to push someone else off a pier. Vicky Mendoza diagonal in play
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Officer hits woman's car, stops to talk, threatens to kill her, and is killed by another car
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Wed March 02, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Fake teen "doctor" arrested again for "transplanting" $34,000 from elderly woman's account into his "car fund"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman dies after falling. Fark: By being strangled by her medical alert necklace
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Oh crap, we lost the grandmother's body. What do we do?" "How about we replace it with another woman and just dress it in the same clothes? They'll never notice" "BRILLIANT"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Startup is marketing a new, round smartphone for women that looks like a compact. Because, you know, you can't have a woman outrageously displaying knowledge of something as complicated as a smartphone. And corners
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Mon February 29, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Undertaker stare down Shane while pointing at the sign? Will the crowd cheer HHH for killing Roman Reigns? It's your Monday Night RAW thread, 8 PM EST on USA/pre-show 7:30 PM EST
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police hoping to identify woman struck by car while walking in the middle of the interstate at night while wearing dark clothes, possibly just to ask her 'what the hell?'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck carrying a canister of highly radioactive Iridium-192 has been stolen in San Juan del Rio, Mexico. Suspect is described at 3 ft tall, green, and dressed in a Roman military outfit, and may be carrying a space modulator
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airbnb strikes again, this time leaving woman's decomposing corpse hunched over in a garden, hidden by logs and branches
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Woman mourns being born too late, lives as if it were 1939 England with vintage house fixtures, one pedal bike, and no lights at night due to war blackout. "Every morning I come downstairs and empty my chamber pot in the loo outside"
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Sat February 27, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman files workplace safety complaint over farting co-worker, gets new office: "He also washed his feet with vinegar and made these bizarre noises, such as strange yawns"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
85 year old woman drives to her local animal shelter every week for five years hoping to find her lost cat. While she waits, "Grandma" has become a volunteer, socializing and helping countless other felines find a home in time for Caturday
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman caught using dead grandmother's handicapped placard offers unique excuse
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Customs agents snatch woman with half pound of coke
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hmm. There's a guy over at the next table. Hmm. He's black. Hmm. Now he's speaking to a woman. Oh. He must be a pimp. Gotta call 911
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Woman diagnosed with constipation gives birth 20 seconds later. Either way, it cleared right up
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smudge-faced woman
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman, charge her with commandeering bus while not being Sandra Bullock
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(Fox 47 Lansing)
 
 
 
Green Acres ain't the place to be. My woman put the knife in me. Blood spreadin' out so far and wide. Plead manslaughter, she'll get off on homicide
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nevah Forgit: Port Authority ordered to finally pay out $10,000,000 claim to woman injured in WTC terrorist attack. Fark: the 1993 truck bombing
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Tue February 23, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Will Bernie talk about what it's like to be an "honorary woman"? Will Hillary bark for the crowds? Will anyone give a damn about this when the clown car implodes in Nevada? THIS is your Democratic Town Hall (8pm on CNN)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Woman comes to term with Amtrak delay
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman and her 9 children escape burning home. Shoe still smoldering
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman posts a pic of her rolled-up rim on Facebook - gets ripped off of her 100 toonie prize. Only Canadians will understand that sentence
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In a normal election year, a clip of a presidential candidate appearing in a low-budget romantic comedy from 1999 starring Debbie Gibson would be seen as unusual
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
If you hire a hit man, who turns out to be a hit woman, and this hit woman is named "Joanie Pepperoni," it's still going to be an undercover cop. It's always an undercover cop. Seriously, you bought "Joanie Pepperoni"?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In 1989, five young black men were wrongfully convicted of raping a woman jogging in New York City. Leading the charge against them was a real estate mogul. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Illinois woman has encounter with baby mothman, er, mothbaby, provides chilling drawing of the savage beast
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Roman get a word in against the crowd? Did Vince book himself to win his own award? Will Undertaker's opponent finally be revealed? The final road to Wrestlemania begins tonight on WWE Raw (8PM ET, USA/pre-show 7:30PM ET)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Scott Gimple breaks down last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which charts a new romantic course for Rick [Warning: SPOILERS]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
93-year-old woman is pissed off that her oven gave out on her after a lousy 53 years
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Couple arrested over graveyard voodoo love ritual that included corpse desecration and magic spells. To be fair, you can't spell 'necromancer' without 'romance'
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(Salon)
 
 
 
In search of the Nazi who saved a woman's mother from a concentration camp
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Sun February 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman teaches a dog to meow. Now you REALLY don't have an excuse not to learn a second language
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What do you get a 110-year-old woman for her birthday? OFF HER LAWN
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
81-year-old woman chases down the robbers who stole her purse, crashes into their car to leave behind evidence that authorities could use to track them down, makes the rest of us look wussy
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Fri February 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers invites Melisandre, The Red Woman, from Game of Thrones to a baby shower
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Woman finds snake head in can of green beans, plans to take it to an Italian restaurant to drink cappuccino with an Oriental woman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man plotted to start "incest family" with woman and her two young daughters, or as they call it in Alabama, a "traditional family"
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
Slogan: "Returning the land to its rightful owners." Reality: Burns Paiute tribal chairwoman is getting threats from dildo patriots
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Male inmate gives female inmate plastic baggie of sperm so she can get pregnant and avoid execution. Romance isn't dead, you guys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just like your average woman, Lindsay Vonn works out in body paint and high heels...for Sports Illustrated Softcore Porn Edition (Not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katrina Pierson, the bullet necklace wearing spokeswoman for Donald Trump, goes on tirade against the far right for their "idiotic opposition" to Planned Parenthood, saying they're more than abortions. We've gone through the looking glass, people
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"The Bachelor" is running out of ideas, is now doing product placement with McDonald's where The Bachelor romances bachelorettes over an Egg McMuffin feast
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman assaults club bouncer using football and wrestling moves, now is being looked at by the WWE for their next diva
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Woman flies thousands of miles, reaches out to pharmacologists, linguists, and researchers, then hikes up old lava flows to answer a simple question: can you orgasm from sniffing a mushroom?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The latest dingbat to go full Birther on Cruz and Rubio is an RNC committeewoman
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman goes on British television and says you can't tell her apart from her teenage daughter. Viewers: Ummmmm
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The best laid romantic plans
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are a bunch of dogs recreating classic romantic movie scenes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman beats husband after discovering he planned to attempt an armed takeover of a federal wildlife sanctuary
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman charged in four recent store robberies tells police she needed money for dog food and kitty litter. "Sounds to me like it was... (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) ...pet-ty theft"
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
KFC is attempting to see if romantic tableside service will be a hit this Valentine's Day. Tell her you love her with liver
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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)
 
 
 
Woman admits stealing thousands of dollars from Joe Piscopo. In related news, Joe Piscopo had thousands of dollars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A plus-size model will be featured in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And by plus-size, they mean a normal-sized woman
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm sick of this presidential race already... I wonder what's going on in merry old England. *click* "Woman regrets bum tattoo that reminds her of the time she defecated on herself beside boyfriend's mum"... I wonder what that rascal Trump is up to
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Brave Japanese woman gives Yakuza members the finger
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman arrested with fifty marijuana plants, pills, hash and $2K in cash. And you thought you liked your grandma's cookies because they were made with love
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Hallmark teams up with popular TV show for new line of romantic Valentine's Day cards. Difficulty: The Walking Dead. "I love you so much when you STAY IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE, CARL"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman uses Fitbit to discover she's pregnant. Hopefully she washed it off after
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets free pink dye job as she sleeps from her red scandinavian bedding
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ISIS, there's an old saying: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." Learn it. Know it. Live it
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Aaww: A woman finds her long-lost father and invites him to share her home. Eeww: So he rapes her
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Remember that Florida woman who pulled over the police officer for speeding? The police union has responded by posting her phone number and details about where she works and lives
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Census Dept reveals how America has changed since the first Super Bowl. Milk: 33 cents a gallon. House: $22,000. Median age for a woman's first marriage: 20.6 years
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Sat February 06, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is one thing that is finally kicked off her bucket list, as this 82-year-old woman found her 96-year-old birth mother after looking for decades
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman asleep in bed with her husband killed by morning wood
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Fri February 05, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As part of ongoing efforts to heal The Great Schism of 1054, a Roman Catholic Pope is meeting with a Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church for the first time in history. So, naturally, they chose.. Havana?..as the place to meet
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(Lightly Buzzed)
 
 
 
Bill Romanowski goes on air to describe with relish how he'd like to sack Cam Newton and then choke him to death at the bottom of a pile
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims elusive "goat rapist' is attacking her stock and everyone thinks she's nuts: "I have had the police out here a few times. I don't think they are taking me seriously"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As a skier watch that first cut and turn, it could end up being a terrifying 1,000-foot tumble down a mountain. Lucky for this bad ass woman, she survived
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Thu February 04, 2016
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Woman injured at Darmok and Jalad gig in Nashville
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Millennial women are the most staunchly feminist group of voters in America. They want to see a woman in the White House. Just not necessarily this woman"
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Wed February 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman ships her car from Alaska to Seattle. News: Finds her condoms are missing from the car. Fark: Also finds this note: "I took your condoms... used them with a lady co-worker (smiley face). Would love to tell you about it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman selling house after ghosts start smacking her on the ass: "I was bending over the sink brushing my teeth and something gave me a smack. It wasn't a tap - I got hit so hard"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Meet the Korean woman who saved 200 dogs from becoming lunch
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who regrets getting '420' tattooed on her forehead does what any other self-respecting individual with good judgement would do and starts a GoFundMe account to have it removed
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Mon February 01, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
In Birmingham they love the Game-ah... mark mark mark. Now we all boo'd what we could boo. Brock-Roman-Dean does not bother me...Does your Z-Pak bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet Raw Alabama, tonight on USA at 8PM EST/pre-show 7:30PM EST
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(Suffolk Gazette)
 
 
 
"If a man also lie with a tractor, as he lieth with a woman, he has committed an abomination: he shall surely be put on the sex offender register; the axle grease shall be upon him" Massey-Ferguson 20:13
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boston woman charged with leaving the scene of an accident, although technically she brought the scene along for the ride with her
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Sun January 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police officer is called to woman's noisy 50th birthday party, is mistaken for stripper: "Someone shouted: 'Oh, are you the stripogram?' It was flattering, I suppose"
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Woman found dead in hotel room, with an incoherent man and two monkeys. Police are calling the death "suspicious"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
A woman, her dog, and their six legged freestyle dance. Very smooth moves
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL to return to Roman numerals after Super Bowl 50. Although it could be a problem in four more years when it will look like Super Bowl 54 is a tribute to Liv Ullmann
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hikers enjoy brisk mountain hike in the snow, somehow fail to notice crouching naked woman in the snow (mildly Not safe for work)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, 112, attributes her long life to smoking 30 cigarettes a day
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Will Trump's fear of a smart woman hurt him? Will Rand Paul make the most of being in the adult debate? Will Bush or Carson make the dumbest statement of the night? Pre-Caucus GOP Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Fox News
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
They just do it better in Florida: The woman who sued Casey Anthony for defamation stole a cancer patient's credit card
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Wed January 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unseeded, 47th ranked, Joanna Konta becomes the first British woman to reach a Grand Slam semi-final since 1983. All of the U.K. is at love
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Earthables)
 
 
 
Woman spends 14 years photographing the world's oldest trees and then has to start over
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Nude Roman statues covered up to prevent offending incoming Iranian diplomats
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Police seeking woman with dementia. Hell, give it a couple of years and they'll be able to get all they want from Flint
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman hailing a cab in New York City, 1956
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Is the truth still out there? Will the tenth season avoid the awful ninth season and movies? Will Scully and Mulder suffer a contrived romantic subplot? Why did Chris Carter think this was a good idea? It's your X-Files Discussion Thread, 10 PM ET on Fox
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
JK Rowling responds to Donald Trump's spokeswoman's deplorable Tweets about "half breeds." Truly, this is Trump's Katrina
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Roman look strong from the number 1 position? WILL there be a new WWE world champion tonight? HOW will the powers-that-be screw this up? LIVE from Phoenix, it's the Royal Rumble (8pm Eastern on the 9.99)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman sues Kohl's after receiving thousands of robocalls meant for her ex-boyfriend
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
A woman in Iowa earns herself a lifetime of IRS audits an a reward
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The hottest person on Instagram is a 93-year-old Japanese woman named Emiko
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked woman
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally shot at showing of 13 Hours. Surely this is Michael Bay's Benghazi
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Men arrested for dancing may have been "spinning" their "rifles." That's probably not a euphemism. Probably
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple reports a slight rise in women and non-white U.S. employees after hiring one woman, one black and one Hispanic worker
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by some old dude in Ontario, Halifax woman gets ticketed for driving a "snowbank on four wheels" - which she says shouldn't have mattered as she was on her way to the car-wash
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican offers assistance and a place to stay to a homeless woman who gave birth on a piece of cardboard just outside St. Peter's Square in the middle of the night, say their founder was once in a similar situation, so they feel obligated
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Woman swallowed by sinkhole. Difficulty: In her laundry room
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(Flic)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 after getting trapped in her house by a piece of non-venomous fluff
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Tue January 19, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman tells jail officials she has NO IDEA how those drugs got inside her coochey
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters help woman break out of chastity belt
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Entire police department refuses to come to help to woman who called 911 because her former husband (who is an officer of that department) broke into her house and assaulted people. Dispatcher and police chief have a nice laugh about the call instead
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Sun January 17, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police say Canadian woman hid 50 pounds of marijuana in her foosball table and NO, that is not a euphemism
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
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Lucky woman narrowly escapes being hit by car that crashed into a petrol station
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Fri January 15, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Problem: You're a city official who really wants to have an older woman in the photo-op you've assembled for your snow shoveling program, but there's no older woman handy. Solution: Put a middle-aged guy in a dress and wig. Surely nobody will notice
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman who won one-third of billion-dollar Powerball completely misses point: "I'll be at my job come Monday"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top ranking GOP Congresswoman in the House, who absolutely cannot BELIEVE in 20-fricking-16 she has to actually SAY this, repudiates Rep. Steve King's remarks and says SC Gov.Nikki Haley should only be judged on her policies, and not her looks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman carrying wheelbarrow full of cash out of bank in Zimbabwe robbed: "Thieves seized the wheelbarrow, emptied the cash at her feet, and ran off with the wheelbarrow"
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Chinese woman performs with a shuttlecock. Just watch the birdie
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sometimes a man's got to do what a man has to to get money for his son's cancer treatment - which in this case is dressing up as a woman and selling flowers in the Beijing Metro
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for flashing her breasts and throwing grilled meat at her trailer park neighbors during an argument
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman creates "Powerball Reimbursement " Go Fund Me page because she spent all her money on lottery tickets, gets $800 in first 7 hours
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
A woman moved to Maine because she wanted to be alone, and they didn't find her body for 2 1/2 years
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Thu January 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: Under "God's" type of government, laws that protect gays from hatred and discrimination are "tyranny". In other news, local woman vigorously opposes "tyranny" the way she thinks it's defined
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman, 44, looks half her age by using this one weird trick... well, actually 50 of them a night
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Elderly woman previously arrested for driving drunk while wearing only a bikini arrested again--for the same crime
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Millennials are completely ignorant of Roman bridge-building techniques," he said archly
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Wed January 13, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue woman treading chicken
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dutch woman knits life-size replica of her son because he didn't want to cuddle her anymore. With "ewwwwwww" pic
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
102-year-old woman known as 'Granny' is the oldest teacher in America, tells her students to get off her desk
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Drunken woman arrested while paying court fines, in latest proof that it's always better to just stay home and drink
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Mon January 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
American woman found murdered in Italy. Authorities plan to blame a Satanic alien plot, arrest a French woman, convict two Africans of the murder, then try a British woman for the crime
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Buried power cables abandoned by Coast Guard are now exploding, hurling one woman and her beach chair ten feet into into a rock jetty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman suffering from Cyclical Vomiting Syndrome vomits up to 15 times an hour. In related news, CVS pharmacies consider name change
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Sat January 09, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Female British adventurer flies an open cockpit biplane from the UK to Australia. This *is* a repeat from 1930
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Three men wearing clown makeup try to rob a woman, escape in small car with 20 accomplices
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman hides in airport for a week. Baby now arriving at Gate 16
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When police search for woman who abandoned her child they find her naked in her "sugar daddy's" apartment. She claims butterfingers, policeman snickers, and then she pees on them and oh god I hope there's no candy bar for that
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Swiss woman in Timbuktu captured by Muslim militants for second time, maybe should relocate to Kalamazoo
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, public health, and fish tapeworms, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Considerate woman kindly pays neighbor's Second Amendment Tax
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this woman and her meerkats
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at "Roman candle firework mini-gun"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The ultimate nightmare occurred when this woman was beaten in her sleep by her online "friend," with a mugshot of what an online "friend" may look like
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