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336 headlines found matching 'Oman'
Sun March 29, 2015
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(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Asked why she had shown the police officer her marijuana stash and asked if she could smoke a joint, the woman explained: 'It's just weed and I thought he might be cool with it""
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(33)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stray dogs turn up at funeral of woman who fed them
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(46)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
This woman posed as a lawyer and almost became a partner at her small firm before her fraud was discovered. She would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling investigators
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(69)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
5'4", 125lb woman goes to doctor for back pain, is told to lose weight. Patient loses weight three months later, sues
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(175)
 
(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
"Every one of them deserves a bowl of food and a blanket to sleep on." Woman single-handedly cares for almost 350 abandoned and feral cats. Please give her a very warm welcome to Caturday
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(760)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(City Journal)
 
 
 
Rube Goldberg was the great satirist of his time, starting when he put pen to paper, paper slipped off table and startled parrot, which alit from perch connected to pulley which turned axle hooked to old boot that kicked large woman in the ass
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(12)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher will pay child support to woman dumb enough to procreate with him
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman teaches cat sign language. What kind of signs do you teach a cat? "Kneading chest" means "feed me" and "clawing eyes out" means "I love you". What more do you need?
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(47)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
"Seducing His Senator," a new western romance novel, attempts to bring a sexy side to Arizona politics
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 tips for a happy" woman's world of wonder
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(64)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Writer of "Pretty Woman" defines his creative inspiration: "I was a guy who was writing ninja movies and trying to get a job"
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(17)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after squirting breast milk on police officer
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(45)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(LAist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman who was reported kidnapped, then ruled a hoax, is now missing again
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Nippon Ham Fighters of Japan unable to fight the $350,000 in damages that a judge ordered them to pay to a woman that was hit by a foul ball. In other news, what is a Ham Fighter?
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(41)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shi'ites about to be on fire, yo
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(205)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Arizona woman arrested for making a bar mitzvah into a real coming of age event
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(42)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Woman in smiling mugshot claims she's trying to let go of her anger - which is why she went to the yoga center Saturday carrying a baseball bat and a can of gasoline
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(18)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman held for 8 days in mental institution after claiming that Obama follows her on Twitter. Which is understandable, except that he does
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(105)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will JBL give Bill Simmons a clothesline from hell? Will Snoop Dogg rap with R-Truth? Can Brock or Roman speak a single sentence? Will Cena beat Rusev down again for AMERICA? It's the RAW before Mania. (8 PM ET on USA/Pre-show 7 PM ET)
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(1363)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman attacked with mace in street. Not the spray stuff, the ball with spikes type
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(104)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(360nobs)
 
 
 
Woman who fell in love with a tree explains how they have sex. Psychiatrists help her to get to the root of the problem
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(117)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman sees face in cloud. New: She doesn't claim it's Jesus. Fark: Well, then who else could it be?
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(71)
 
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
A woman gets caught in rip tide. Husband tries to save her and is caught too. Then: A Bernese mountain dog named Nico jumps in
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(65)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman, tired of her neighbor's dog defecating in her yard, gets into a heated argument that ends when she smears dog feces all over the neighbor. Seems reasonable
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(173)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunk woman strips, performs in-flight entertainment for passengers and crew (with helpful picture of a sex toy)
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(44)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teens steal elderly woman's motorized wheelchair. Those rascals
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with whiskers on her McMuffin ends up with Grimace on her face
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(59)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman searching under her bed for her cats finds a burglar instead
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New campaign wants to replace the portrait of Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with a woman. The campaign would probably be more popular if they tried to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10. No one remembers who he is
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(101)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hot flashes and night sweats can last into a woman's 60s. And that's just from looking at their 401(k) account
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(12)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Woman who allegedly removed her victim's baby with a knife, then brought it to the hospital claiming she had a miscarriage "may be mentally ill" according to police. Sick tag takes over while Obvious tag sits in the corner rocking back and forth
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(136)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these modern Romans
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow says she's like the common woman in that--well, both are carbon-based life-forms, I guess
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Pretty Woman" stars reunite after 25 years. Fun fact - Leading roles were originally offered to Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Daryl Hannah ... and Sylvester Stallone
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(31)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Wednesday in the Keys without a man trying to sell three live, duct-taped iguanas hanging on his handlebars to woman for dinner
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The last thing you want to see on a romantic cruise down the river Zambezi is a poacher disappearing in a crocodile snatch
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(96)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman charged with murdering husband while children were at home. Back in my day, Mom would make us go outside to play before murdering people
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(14)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Coeur d'Alene Press)
 
 
 
Woman charged with killing a hunter's falcon which was killing a duck. You really can't make this stuff up
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(184)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Rollins' briefcase full of Orton? Was Lana on a secret rendezvous with Putin? Who will make Roman look strong this week? Crack open a Steveweiser, it's time for RAW 3:16. (8pm EDT, USA/9.99/Pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(1208)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Woman hits bicyclist but refuses to stop because "the blood on him was too scary for her kids and she didn't want them to be late for school"
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(355)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How wealthy is Britain's richest woman? Her fortune eclipses J.K. Rowling and the Queen ... combined
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart called "the most disgusting Jew on the planet" by crazy woman who isn't even allowed in the UK
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(145)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with American accent lights cigarette up on flight between Nicaragua to Miami, goes bizarre rant about Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, President Obama killing "'people on Tuesdays." Hilarity ensues
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(72)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Although it conjures up romantic notions of brave souls delving into the spirit world to go on personal visionquests, in real life don't do mushrooms with your girlfriends and go wandering in the desert
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(66)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has surprise baby shower. News: Woman has a surprise baby in the shower
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(39)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down to read this, but believe it or not, it seems Sting might be a bit of an egomaniac
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(57)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with knife gets into fight with man over alcohol, leaves him with 4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
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(80)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Average cost of a U.S. wedding is now $31,213, which is a lot of money just for a woman to get a new name and a dress
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(79)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption this Roman emperor
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(48)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Oregon woman lights herself on fire while driving down freeway, crashes car on overpass, exits car on fire, jumps off overpass landing on pavement 40 feet below. Survives. "Police believe the incident was a suicide attempt"
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Thu March 12, 2015
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Mistaking it for an ATM, knife-wielding man tries to rob woman at stamp kiosk
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman goes for a job interview, can't remember where she parked, goes to the Internet for help finding it: "I'm hoping someone will see it and let me know as I just can't find where it is" (pics)
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(85)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman freaks out watching childbirth video
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(25)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deaf woman says she was mistreated by a post office worker who refused to communicate through written notes. I bet she didn't see that coming
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(112)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who gives frogs enemas and turtles massages
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman explains she accidentally bought a house with $400,000 in debt because she was taking diet pills at the time
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(40)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman was too busy texting to realize she was walking directly towards a moving train
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(43)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: design the new $20.00 bill, replacing Andrew Jackson with a woman
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The danger of keeping photos of a naked woman on your cell phone that isn't your wife is that when said wife scrolls through your phone and sees those pics, she'll stab you in the neck
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(71)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Woman to spend time in the pokey for illegal butt injections
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(28)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Apparently those initials carved into the side of the Roman Colosseum date back to AD, uh, Saturday
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(46)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Woman teaches new moms how to carry a baby and a handgun at the same time. Apparently it's for mothers who like to have 38s for self defense and for breast feeding
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(162)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After making 50 explicit videos inside a library, 21-year-old Canadian woman says that chapter is now closed
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(98)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman finds a burglar in her house, and his car idling in the driveway. Things do not go as he planned
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(48)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace totally loves the legal system. Until a case doesn't end the way she wants it to end. "One woman could stop justice"
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(107)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Woman learns Planet Fitness *really* means it when they say "Judgement Free"
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(412)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man steals $1600 from woman during magic trick. TA-DAAAHHH
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek thinks it's tough to be a smoking hot 40-something woman who still looks like she's in her 30s
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese woman, the world's oldest person, turns 117. Which means if she lived in the U.S. she would be just a few years shy of being able to think about retirement
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(49)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's old timey space fun when Connie Radar takes on NASA in this short about the first woman to make it to the moon. Come for the robot with a brain for a head, stay for the Thompson machine gun space fight
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(13)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"Police in Basildon are hunting a gang of men who attacked a woman with baseball bats and a knife while she was giving birth"
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(42)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
"If you can ever find a woman who's totally down with you giving her wrestling finishers into the pool, cuff that chick"
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman who caused an accident that killed her daughter and her two nieces was busy chatting on Facebook while driving, claim prosecutors. Like this post?
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(163)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Woman files for divorce citing irreconcilable manhood
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(99)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently you can throw a bottle of urine out your dorm window at a woman and shoot her in the buttocks with a BB gun and not trigger a campus lockdown
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(92)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nanny state tells woman who is fighting deportation to Africa because she is gay: "You can't be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day. Just as you can't change your race"
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(180)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you value your testicles, there are six things you should never say to a pregnant woman
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(88)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
This time Hillary Clinton will run as a woman. The headlines write themselves
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia woman whose execution was delayed last week due to snow and ice has her execution delayed once again due to partly cloudy conditions
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(113)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her painting
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(28)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
William Shatner couldn't attend Leonard Nimoy's funeral, but he could attend a Twitter Q&A where he answered fan questions about his absence and what it was like to know the most iconic Vulcan since Roman times
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And whether it's man or woman, most people don't seem to pay much attention when I'm talking to them because they're always looking at my eyelashes. But to be honest they are just heavy now and my eyelids are getting sore"
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(22)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"In a rare legal move, prosecutors brought a deceased woman's vagina into a murder trial Friday for jurors to view"
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(37)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman sends $1.4 million to her Italian online boyfriend who is currently jailed in Africa after being falsely accused of money laundering. "I am 95 percent certain that Chris is telling me the truth, that this is all legit"
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(99)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman rushed to the hospital unconscious after random drive-by. FARK: Drive-by EGGING
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(37)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo schoolgirls say old execution grounds where plotters of 1936 coup were shot is great place for romance, because lingering ghosts of soldiers "are highly sympathetic to young love and will use their supernatural powers to encourage it"
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(54)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman whose Corvette was stolen 40 years ago learns it has finally been found. So she gets it back now, right? Of course not
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(58)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted so a whole new generation's pants can mysteriously fit funny for the first time
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(59)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After she and her children caught Disneyland measles because she didn't believe in vaccinations, woman is beginning to rethink her stance on vaccinations
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(126)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Guy boards train, walks over to mentally disabled woman, shakes her hand, then proceeds to punch her square in the face before sexually assaulting her. Rakes and scythes to the left, pitchforks and torches to the right. w/scary CCTV footage
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Just in case you like to keep up with these things, Catwoman is now officially bisexual
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(82)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police buy elderly Tennessee woman food after learning she was surviving on only peanut butter for a week. Lets just hope they included jelly and bread
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before but a Clinton Foundation violated ethics
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(85)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for driving drunk with her young son in the car. On the way to have sex with 3 other people. Where a fight broke out
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(72)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago PD says they weren't caught torturing anyone at Homan Square and their other shenanigans are mostly behind them, so what's the big deal?
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(91)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This woman was drunk when she fired a gun inside her home, and her mugshot may also suggest that she was possessed as well
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia: "Okay Texas, we'll see your execution of a mentally disabled man and raise you a woman who didn't actually commit the murder. And for good measure, we'll parole the guy who did do it in 8 more years"
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(189)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican Assemblywoman suggests that cancer is a fungus that can be flushed out with sodium cardonate. Still no actual cure for cancer
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(89)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Senile Vince is continuing to cram Roman Reigns down everyone's throat and Bray Wyatt is trying to challenge the Undertaker a year too late on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1086)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The hidden promise of 'fake boyfriend apps' which allow a shy girl to find romance in the palm of her hand. Guys, of course, already know all about this
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poor, suffering woman lives in fear of a terrible photo of her resurfacing on the internet, so here's the Daily Mail making sure we all see that photo
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(245)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick to be the first woman to announce a NASCAR race from the booth. Finally she'll get a chance to see what the checkered flag actually looks like
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(105)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy picks up woman in strip club. She takes him out for a few shots
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(31)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Roman Reigns will be booed out of the building, Cena will overcome the commies, and The world champion will be missing at WWE Fastlane, 7 PM ET on PPV and the free $9.99 Network
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(1496)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since a beagle won the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, here's an op-ed piece about one woman's horror story with beagles, thus why you should never ever own one
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(92)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man breaks into woman's apartment, takes her cellphone, snaps a picture of her in the shower, and uploads it to Facebook. Police believe he's the same man that broke into two others residences, masturbated, peed, and left
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(53)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After being declared clinically dead, Catholic priest is revived and claims to have gone to heaven and met God. "God is great and almighty despite being a woman"
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(49)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR suspends driver indefinitely for hitting a woman. No, not Denny Hamlin
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(53)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Woman's house straddles NY/CT border. Bank fails to pay taxes on NY half of it out of escrow account. Town forecloses. Neighbor snaps it up for $275. Doesn't tell woman. When she does find out, neighbor offers it back for $150k
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(67)
 
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Woman arrested while masturbating to 50 Shades of Grey in crowded theater. Put the cuffs on her boys, I'm sure that was the last thing she would have wanted to happen
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(55)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Romanian man unicycles across dam because internet speeds in Romania must be pretty crappy or something
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman whose only friends were ferrets defies school bullies to launch successful modelling career, now wants to be a Victoria's Secret angel: "The ferrets wouldn't judge me and were always there for me when I had a bad day" (w/pics)
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(140)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit filed against Pepsi and Quaker Oats by two men claiming to be the heirs of the woman who portrayed Aunt Jemima from 1930 to 1950 because there was no proof they came from the same batter
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A mother and her boyfriend take their 3-year-old daughter with them to a liquor store they plan on robbing. The man shoots himself in the leg, and he and the woman leave, trying to hide evidence. They forgot the kid, of course
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(39)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Police say the woman was very drunk when they found her alive inside a box. The woman said she doesn't remember how she ended up at the landfill"
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman asks for divorce because her husband doesn't want sex three times a day
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(66)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah woman to sue herself to seek compensation from herself. Jury to decide if she can go f herself
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(77)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Child claims he was once a woman in another life - and the details he knows may creep you out
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(210)
 
(Channel 24 (South Africa))
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner could be facing manslaughter charges after all, but hopes to transition to womanslaughter soon
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS morality police in Syria arrest a woman dressed in a full burkha and face veil for showing too much eye. You should have seen the look on her face
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(179)
 
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Roman Osharov is a freelance journalist from Russia. He is visiting the Citizen-Times through a douchebag exchange program run by the International Center for Journalists in Washington, D.C
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(28)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Afroman was not going to knock out a female fan who joined him on stage, but then he got high, but then he got high, but then he got high
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(123)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Second opinion needed to find out if man who dressed as a woman to throw paint at a pharmacist is crazy
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(22)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How cold is it in New Hampshire? Woman from Siberia found frozen to death in the White Mountains
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(131)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman finds frozen rat's head in bag of supermarket spinach, asked to keep it down or EVERYONE will want one
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(33)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Opelika-Auburn News)
 
 
 
If you only help one Iraqi woman reunite with an Oreo today, let this be the one
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(34)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns continue to be cocky about his match against Daniel Bryan? Will Dolph get the shaft from booking? Seth Rollins promises to get hard and show us his coinpurse...er...Money in the Bank on Raw (8pm ET USA/Pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(1067)
 
(AKI Press)
 
 
 
Here's how they clear the highways of snow in Kazakhstan. Trust us when we say, "man and woman's talk in the background expresses dissatisfaction" is international code for "What the F*CK was THAT?"
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(32)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Woman answers the age-old question: Can I use my charging iPhone in the bathtub?
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(91)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Boise woman tries to beat the bajesus into Jewish friend
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(111)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This 25-year-old woman just had her 500th flight as a human cannonball. What have you done with your life?
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
63-year-old woman says a magazine inspired her to sleep with 3,000 men. Damn that sinful Highlights
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(81)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is if you win big at a casino you probably shouldn't take home a woman you met there that night
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(61)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post romanticizes about Valentine's Day at the White House, featuring the JFK-Jackie Camelot marriage. Wholly accurate except for his affairs with Exner, Monroe, Alford, Dietrich, Dickinson, Rometsch, Meyer, Starr, Tierney, Von Post etc
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(88)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman drives car off bridge. Car falls 60 ft and lands upright. Woman and her passenger are taken to hospital with minor injuries. TADA. With helpful picture of what a car may look like after falling 60 feet. Bonus: Hackensack
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(86)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do the world's most romantic cities live up to the hype? Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Yes, yes, oh, oh, yes
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(50)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman gave two men she was drinking beer with money to buy more beer. They returned with the beer, argued, and the men returned to their tent with the beer. Hours later, they woke up to find their tent on fire
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(46)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Five officers respond to report of naked woman rolling around in snow
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia woman who hates vegetables and drinks Pepsi every day celebrates her 106th birthday. Doesn't look a day over 102
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with artificial vagina made from pig intestine says now she's ready to pork
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(102)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Romantic man proposes to his girlfriend with the help of her favorite animal, an elephant. He must be a keeper
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(38)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Romantic sounding songs that actually aren't romantic at all
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(116)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Firefighters allow a woman to torch the home belonging to the man who raped and killed her 7 year-old daughter. "I'm the big bad wolf this time," the woman said, smiling as the home erupted in flames
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(247)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager confronted by woman he was throwing chips at in British McDonalds. Actual quote: 'Don't be a farking wido.' Teen goes to social media, admits, "Aye, I am a bit of a wido" (with pics, vid and no explanation of WTF a 'wido' is)
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(130)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman gives her kidney to a stranger. He gives back his heart
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(45)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To avoid getting wrinkles, woman hasn't smiled in 40 years. She must hang out in the Fark Politics tab
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(54)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Local 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Because nothing says romance like hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped, country, and candlelit with a Diet Coke
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(86)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight romantic gestures from television and movies that are actually really creepy, inappropriate, and border on stalking
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(203)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just your basic everyday story of a woman who quits her job, travels to the Amazon, marries a tribesman, and becomes Queen (Not safe for work images in article)
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(82)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman, 82, arrested for theft of "Sexiest Fantasies" body spray. Mom?
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(17)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman admits to boyfriend that she engaged in sex acts with her dog. Your dog wants none of this
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(147)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
The Japanese engineer who designed everything from bullet trains to those red-capped Kikkoman soy sauce bottles has died
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boob-twerking woman returns for Valentine's Day, specifically those among you whose only companionship is your hand (Not safe for work)
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(171)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Woman charged with crockpot murder following long-simmering beef, CHiPs respond to scene of salsa spill on highway, and Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/1 - 2/7
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(9)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this proper young woman on her newfangled mechanical contraption
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(33)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The good people of Alabama want judges to only recognize the Biblical definition of marriage, which technically means if a man is at war and catches a woman he is allowed to marry her as long as her head is shaved
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(252)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman blames obesity on fecal transplant, doctors suspect she's full of shiat
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(50)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Detroit woman charged with murder after beating friend to death with crockpot. Police say the two were arguing politics when it uncovered a long-simmering beef
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(56)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan meets Mizdow and athe Miz, while Stupod Sexy Roman is shoved down our throats, much to the delight of female viewers on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on SyFy
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(36)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman can't get 24-hour care for her violent, mentally ill 12 year old unless she gets arrested for refusing to pick him up from a temporary care facility
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(186)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong
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(5)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Woman, 37, asked for proof of age when buying melon in case it had fermented into alcohol
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(55)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Utah state representative openly wonders if a man can legitimately rape a woman when she's unconscious
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(239)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
A woman called police saying a toilet had mysteriously appeared on her front lawn. The property owner requested fingerprints be taken at the scene, but police declined
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(40)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
83-year-old woman who loved pranks makes one final joke ... from beyond the grave. And it came off perfectly
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(35)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman with kangaroo service animal asked to leave McDonald's. She'd probably have better luck at IHOP
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(81)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Supreme Court lets stand ruling that firing woman for breastfeeding not sexist since men can lactate. SOMEBODY HATES THESE CANS
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(139)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Midwest miracle: Woman woke up hours before she was going to be taken off life support
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(39)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why February has 28 days? Let's just say the Romans hated winter and loved answering "None" when asked what month it was
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(43)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear DC Comics: My name is Rowan and I am 11 years old. Marvel comics made a movie about a talking tree and raccoon awesome, but you haven't made a movie with Wonder Woman. Please do something about this. Girls read comics too, and they care
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(368)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Superman gets a new costume. Lois Lane still furious at Wonder Woman
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(41)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Woman misdials number, offers the man who answered lots of drugs. Unfortunately for her, the man who answered was a detective. How hard is it to dial 912?
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(35)
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman sells her son for $7,000. What the hell, lady? That's half of the KBB value of that boy
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(20)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to twins after being told she had no womb for them
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman accused of stealing her stepmother's bag. Not everything can be a Cinderella story
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(9)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman gets fifteen years in prison for manslaughter after she decided to drink and drive, crashing into a poolside cabana and killing a pregnant woman in 2012. The woman, now pregnant, thought she would gain sympathy
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(46)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
People magazine confirms that Bruce Jenner is indeed "transitioning" into a woman
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(96)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
Jury awards woman 1.5 million dollars after she transforms from promising student to dominatrix after a car accident (SFW pics)
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(106)
 
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Sure, Christmas has passed, but Geekology has just found the perfect present for your conservative relatives; Homoerotic dinosaur romance
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(30)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Health Department form for new parents requesting birth certificates asks if the "woman giving birth" is male or female
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(105)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sorority woman: We're just living sex toys
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(288)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Besides being the top-rated romantic comedy in Afghanistan according to RottenTomatoes, American Sniper is also the hottest movie in Baghdad: "People were screaming '[expletive], shoot him! He has an IED, don't wait for permission!"
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Five ways the Empire State became as corrupt as the Roman Empire. Lead poisoning strangely absent
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney says that marriage is one answer to poverty. Just ask John Kerry, who married the woman who inherited the Heinz fortune
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(163)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman tries to feed bears, succeeds
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(71)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan be literally buried? What legend will Roman Reigns cause fans to boo? Is tonight's live WWE Smackdown at 8 PM on SyFy going to cause people to cancel their cable?
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(660)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're putting together a fancy, romantic meal for a special someone, what do you do to really make it wow your audience? Have specific recipes or presentation suggestions so we don't all end up lonely? Show us how it's done
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(197)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman swallows several bags of marijuana at traffic stop, is freaking out, maaan
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disabled Chinese woman is writing a book with her toes, has already been accused of plagiarism for not including footnotes
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(29)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news stalkers. In Australia "It looks romantic in the movies" is a legitimate defense
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(33)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman invites her boyfriend to a birthday party for her daughter at Chuck E. Cheese but demands he bring his gun, because she wanted him to shoot her daughter's father. Showbiz Pizza never had these kinds of trashy problems
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(88)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas woman stabbed repeatedly as she was running on a treadmill. The suspect just came up out of nowhere on his stationary bicycle
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How any woman can bag the man of her dreams in just 60 days. You just have to have sex on the first date, pay for dinner and call him afterwards. Maybe wait a few days on that last one
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(204)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days before the stethoscope was invented doctors had to press their ears up against a woman's breast to hear her heart beat. Then Rene Theophile Hyacinthe Laënnec came along and ruined everything
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(11)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Not News: Texas woman claims a Bigfoot family lives around her property. Fark: And they just had a baby
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(22)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman cropdusts Dave & Busters, Walmart, and Costco with the measles, all in one day. Now that's dedication to one's craft
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(94)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman files a claim against the FAA after a plane crashed into her home. You'd think they wouldn't require a claim
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(40)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Shall Daniel Bryan come out winner? Shall Roman Reigns get his WrestleMania main-event? Can Lesnar retain the title with the authority staring him down? This is your WWE Royal Rumble thread, which begins with a kick-off at 6PM EST
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(2253)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Flexible brain implants have arrived, developed by MIT engineers who either never read Neuromancer or never stopped reading Neuromancer
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how do we really know that the drunk, passed out woman didn't want to be set on fire? I mean, some people just like to be set on fire, you know"
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(121)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman decides that since she's at a wildlife sanctuary, all the animal are domesticated, so it's okay to reach an arm into a cage and try to pet an animal. Even when that caged animal is a 400-pound black bear
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(71)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Roanoke woman discovers the Catch-22 about parking in space 22
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(49)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman goes to dentist to have a little work done, comes out with no teeth. It's the British way
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Every new restaurant serves the same 'unique' dishes as every other place, and I never need to eat another kale Caesar salad again. Or romanesco. Or expensive ramen. Or truffle fries"
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(22)
 
(ConservativeRead)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested for . . . Wait, what the fark?
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(159)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Woman watches the next generation for the first time in her life
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(24)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman snaps amazing photo of Bigfoot in northeastern Ohio: "If you look closely, you can see snow stuck to the hair on the leg and buttocks of the photographed subject" (with totally not photoshopped pic, pinkie-swear)
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(66)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
'I'm very fussy about what I eat and when I saw what was in the McNugget I went white,' says woman who eats McNuggets at McDonald's
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(75)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Commander of the U.S. Naval base at Gitmo has been relieved of command "due to loss of confidence in his ability to command," which is Navy-speak, apparently for "Husband of the woman he was farking found dead under questionable circumstances"
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(77)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Scottish woman's report of seeing Bigfoot, 'not taken seriously.' Nae kidding?
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(22)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian woman forced to seek medical help in US after being told Lyme disease doesn't exist in Ontario
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(55)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
After years of testing woman who literally knows no fear, scientists finally manage to freak her out
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(88)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
83-year-old woman arrested for opening can of whoopass on 87-year-old husband. Difficulty: Both of them forgot what they were fighting about
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's one thing to kindle the flames of a woman's passion with a song, but it's quite another to actually set her on fire while you sing about it
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman says secret to long life is avoiding men
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(84)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's case of a 75-year-old woman arrested for trying to run over a man walking his dogs comes to us from Phoenix, Arizona
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(34)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Woman to taxi driver: Keep an eye on my 1-year-old, I'm just going to quickly run into this store and rob it
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(25)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Woman on mobility scooter tries to turn around on train platform. Since this is posted here, you can very well guess how it turns out. w/vid
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(48)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
When you give a ride to a man and woman who approach you outside of the Cock Island Bar and Grill you almost expect to be carjacked and left to knock on doors for help
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(26)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A 76 year-old woman crashed into an insurance building, has claim immediately processed
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(10)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The woman simply walked into the store, picked up the packaged TV, placed it between her legs and walked out along with an accomplice." With super classy video
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(67)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New England Patriots DT Vince Wilfork celebrates winning AFC Championship by helping pull woman out of overturned Jeep on his way home
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(35)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker thinks a song about a drug-fueled interracial romance would be a good replacement for Shenandoah or Ol Virginny
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(56)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The redneck fairytale romance seems to be at an end after Mama June kicks Sugar Bear out of her home for "looking at women online"
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(37)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What if the film MACHETE starred a beautiful woman instead of Danny Trejo? Well the Argentinians were crazy enough to do it and BRING ME THE HEAD OF MACHINE GUN WOMAN is so violent I'm still washing the blood off my laptop
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(24)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical examiner releases official cause of death for woman who died gasping for breath in a smoke-filled Metro train: Smoke. Thank god we have these professionals on hand
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(23)
 
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman outraged that local school buses have LED brake lights that look like pentagrams. Demands that they be replaced because, ya know, Jebus and the debil, church and state stuff
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(179)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un reimagined as pop culture heroes and villains - because he just wasn't cartoonishly meglomaniac enough
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(7)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Woman orders her pit bulls to attack deputy as he arrests her. Fortunately for the dogs, they had more sense than their owner
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(46)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Woman has her tights in a bunch because she can't have orgasms, sues manufacturer
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(58)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Policewoman run over outside of French President's home. What Angie Dickenson was doing in France is anyone's guess
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(23)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Take talented TV writers, dose them liberally with LSD, lock them in a room with 'Better Off Dead' and 'The Young Ones' on infinite repeat, and you'll end up with something like Man Seeking Woman - the smartest new comedy of the year
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(54)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman reports son missing. Tells cops he left home in 1995 to follow Grateful Dead
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(97)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Watch newly released surveillance video of woman wasting perfectly good sausages and bacon inside a police station
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(28)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Brooklyn woman falls into 20-inch gap between buildings, charged $3,500 a month for rent
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(71)
 
(Some Bitter Boomer)
 
 
 
Woman whose sons won't talk to her helpfully explains to other estranged boomer parents that it's because they raised narcissists
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(295)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fifty-six dead and nearly two hundred ill after woman brews traditional Mozambique beer with crocodile bile
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(88)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gay pastor ignored biological impulses to marry a woman and became a major news story thanks to NPR. Now the guy's brother is pissed and doesn't understand how the internet works
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(106)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman wakes up after passing out at party to find a dick tattooed on her shoulder. Classic dick move
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(103)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Transgender woman who injected glue and tire sealant into flats still unhappy with bond
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Oscar Mayer mansion is up for sale in Chicago. Someone let Abe Froman know, he'll probably want in on this
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(45)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Woman allows thousands of bedbugs to bite her over 5 years - 180,000 times in total - all for science
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(28)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider appears to have fallen on hard times after stealing a woman's cell phone and uploading selfies to her iCloud account
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(47)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The chairwoman of the Alabama Democratic Party, Nancy Worley, sent a letter to friends and Democrats all over the state describing, among other things, how she got stuck on the toilet and couldn't get up"
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(43)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Bible scholars claim apostle Judas might have been member of anti-Roman 'Sicarii' assassin order. People's Front of Judea, Judean Popular People's Front and Popular Front of Judea split over how to comment
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(112)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
While its not unusual for some time to pass before the body of an elderly person living alone is discovered, it is a mite odd that it took a YEAR to discover a 94-year old woman's body, since her daughter lived right above her in a duplex
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(23)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Either this is the luckiest woman alive or Final Destination 7 has begun shooting in Brazil
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(55)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
That woman who failed to get out of an unlocked closet over the holidays had successfully escaped a mental-health facility and the police in her recent past (w/ before and now photos)
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(74)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Woman charged with smuggling handgun into hoosegow in hooha
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
One woman's journey from stripper to life coach
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(136)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gay pastor refuses to lay with another man. So, he finds himself the world's dumbest, most desperate woman who is willing to marry him, start a family, and convince herself he's not thinking of their pool boy when making love to her
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(262)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Hobbit 3: Battle for Audience Attention was #1 at the box office with $22 million, narrowly edging out Unbroken's $21 million. The Woman in Black 2 debuted at #5 with $15.1 million, and Annie somehow clung on to #6
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(51)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman makes New Year's resolution to laugh and have an orgasm every day. Subby would have tried this, but there are only enough episodes of The Golden Girls to make it through half a year
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(43)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins
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(47)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman with "invisible disability" abused by "parking lot vigilantes." Anyone remember that issue of Fantastic Four?
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(390)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iowa woman faces thirty days in jail after sending a box of cow poop to her neighbors because she was upset they kept complaining about her barking dog
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(57)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Woman dies at the old age of 107. Obviously this means that we need more Government regulations of something
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman wakes up during brain surgery and chats with doctors about her cats
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(69)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Woman tried to crawl under moving train ... because it was moving too slow. You can imagine this didn't end well
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(49)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One of 2014's most mind-blowing new special effects appeared in "Captain America: Winter Soldier," and it handled a woman's wrinkly face
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(72)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just two tank-mounted jet engines blowing out an oil well fire
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(36)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman faces fine for rescuing runaway pig. Pig still angry its trip to market was disturbed by crazy woman
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(39)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
President Obama secretly asked Henry Kissinger to meet with Vladimir Putin, because if anyone in the world can reason with a sleazy, opportunistic, egomaniacal war criminal, it's Vladimir Putin
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(144)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bipolar woman tries and fails to kill herself, so her husband goes to the hospital and finishes the job
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(141)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC police apologize for mistakenly telling woman they killed her son, say they were just trying to prepare her for when they do
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's a huge gallery of terrible book covers. Surprisingly, it isn't just all romance books with shirtless Fabio
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(109)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman finds rolls of coins in old boxes left in home by her parents. Naturally, this would require a call to the bomb squad
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman fatally shot by two-year-old purse snatcher
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(361)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jockey breaks into a woman's apartment, masturbates, breaks into a another apartment, gets shot, and police still have a hard time subduing him. "I would have bet you 100 to 10 that the kid never smoked a joint"
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(47)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(EGU)
 
 
 
The Roman Empire crumbled because of climate change
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(56)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for reckless road rage driving says it's all good 'cause she was making a citizen's arrest for reckless driving
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(20)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
The Wild Wild West is alive in Texas. Motorist sees man beating woman in another car, forces him to pull over then holds him at gunpoint until the police arrive
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(145)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Woman ordered to undergo mental evaluation after throwing bacon and sausage in a police station. If you waste bacon like that, you deserve to be mentally evaluated
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(38)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with a rare condition that has lead to her breaking or dislocating every bone in her body, says she's playing it safe and sticking to skateboarding
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(46)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
If you're a surgeon about to perform surgery on a woman's son, don't try to assure her that everything will be okay while you're eating a jelly doughnut. And whatever you do, don't let her see you drop jelly onto the hand you'll be operating with
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(74)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Instead of being called brats, woman proposes that children born into military families who often have to relocate be called CHAMPS. "Child Heroes Attached to Military Personnel"
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(163)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is your skin tingling? If you are a man, then you are probably talking to a fertile woman
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(62)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Woman: I won $10,000 on the lottery. Store clerk: Congrats. Here's your $930. Woman: What about the rest of the money? Store clerk: What money?
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(98)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Woman tries to trademark "I can't breathe" to sell merchandise
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(70)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently misunderstanding what the Shop With A Cop event was all about, woman attempts to make off with $40 in unpaid merchandise
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(7)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman takes out restraining order against a man. News: Judge lifts the order: FARK: So they can get married
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(50)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
A 27 year-old woman was arrested after she slapped her 72 year-old grandmother "multiple times" for not accepting her Facebook friend request. Guess she really wanted those Candy Crush lives
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plus-size woman asks Photoshop experts around the world to make her beautiful. Let's see how they did (not a slideshow)
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(75)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Snarky woman says to man, "Do you not think that's more than enough?" and slams a door in his face. In her defense, he had just shot her 12 times
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(72)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman ducks long prison sentence for accident causing two deaths
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(138)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York woman sues police for not arresting her son for DWI before he was involved in a fatal accident. But if police had tried to arrest him earlier, they probably would have killed him anyway
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(61)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Don't like your job at the restaurant you work at? You could take all the money and run. Bonus: "Is that a man or a woman?" mugshot goodness included
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(54)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Woman's will requires dog to be buried with her. One problem: The dog isn't dead
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(114)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for Taiwan's Sunflower Student Movement apologizes for leaked video showing her in hotel haggling with john over prices. "Ms. Liou initially denied the footage claiming that she was only there to try and sell wine"
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(47)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman claims she raised a baby Bigfoot, also has evidence but will never reveal it: "The only reason I wanted to tell you my story is to show the world these animals are beautiful creatures. But I would never, ever, betray my best friends"
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(101)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless man gives stranded woman $5 so she wouldn't have to walk home alone in the dark. Woman moved so much that she started a fund to get him housing. That goal has been reached. And no, I am not going to use that stupid "dusty" meme
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who catches her husband cheating with her twin sister in a parked car springs into action and leaves them both stranded naked in the car park. (Not safe for workish)
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman has her little finger removed after doctors discover a rare form of cancer. Just kidding, it was her appendix, large bowel, small bowel, gall bladder, spleen, womb, ovaries, fallopian tubes, cervix, stomach lining and navel
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(53)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents a bit upset after woman indicted on two felony charges of heroin distribution is hired as first grade teacher. Background checks, how do they work?
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(71)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski figures with all of the heat Bill Cosby is getting with his 40 year old rape accusations, it's time to settle his own 40 year old rape conviction
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(87)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
IRS considers returning $33k seized from woman who acted like a terrorist drug dealer by making bank deposits of less than $10k. IRS insists if the $22k is returned, she's still not declared innocent. Also, legal costs to be deducted from the $11k
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(72)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman caught with 12 pounds of cocaine in her spare tire. Border patrol assures her it's not going to be a very good year
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(49)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Power outage caused by copper theft. Police suspect kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland may have copped the copper
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(35)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
71 year old man wakes up to 33 year old woman getting into bed with him. Unfortunately, she was still in her car
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(28)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan comes to defense of woman after perv grabs her ass. Perv arrested and charged with felony. Now perv suing Samaritan for public embarrassment
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(102)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judges orders Arizona woman released after 22 years on death row for killing her 4 year old son, because prosecutors didn't turn over evidence against a lying POS detective with a history of being a lying liar
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(158)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woman crashes into store, backs up, blasts through intersection, fishtails, crashes into oncoming cars, bodies flying in the air. Normally one has to go to a farmer's market to get action like that
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(31)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Nude woman casually lies down on interstate road. In Fargo. During winter. Police say she was "obviously cold"
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman whose son emerged from a brutal car crash unharmed pens open letter thanking the one true savior: Honda
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(134)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman wakes from seizure to discover she's given birth to a tiny 1lb baby boy while just 24 weeks pregnant. Doctors give him a one in ten chance of survival. He survives (w/pics)
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(70)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
"I oppose loosening marijuana laws," says Oglala Sioux tribal Councilwoman Ellen Fills the Pipe
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(47)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Police break into home and shoot woman's husband to death in drug raid. But the good news is no drugs were found. So, no harm, no foul
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(235)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A woman shocked onlookers in the Afghan capital of Kabul after walking through the ultra-conservative Muslim city with her bare legs on full show" (pics)
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(122)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
British woman desperately trying to wipe out addiction to eating toilet paper
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(13)
 
(WGNS Radio)
 
 
 
Woman tries to shoot neighborhood dog for chasing her cat, karma has a hand in the result
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(74)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Woman in English courtroom gives evidence for an hour before anyone figures out she doesn't speak a word of it
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman reveals she's compelled to eat a roll of toilet paper a day, even though it wipes her out
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(43)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Some people object to Sons of Anarchy due to its gratuitous violence, but one woman objects due to its atrocious rootsy sincere-rocker-guy soundtrack. "In all fairness, bikers like terrible music"
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(51)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Near naked woman, arrested for DUI, released on electronic home monitoring in the hopes that an ankle bracelet will be at least one piece of clothing she keeps on
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman divorces man in 1992. Man starts a company in 1995 that is now worth over £100 million. Woman decides to sue man for some of that money
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(330)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Barack and Michelle Obama romance film coming. First movie based on a presidential marriage since Hillary considered "Kill Bill"
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(40)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Apple rumored to launch a "female friendly" 4-inch iPhone next year. Since when has any woman been happy with 4 inches?
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(72)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Woman has newborn taken away after hospital calls CPS because... she checked herself out early, so therefore she must be on drugs
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(231)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
2/15/13: woman gives birth to her son on the way to the hospital, place of birth listed as 42nd Street and I-80 exit. 12/4/14: woman gives birth to her daughter on the way to the hospital, place of birth listed as 42nd Street and I-80 exit
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(46)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police officer attacked by woman armed with razor escapes after close shave
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her parents in a plane crash in 1959 gets the surprise of a lifetime after a hiker found her mother's wedding ring in a tree and kept it safe until she could be tracked down. Alright, who forgot to dust in here today?
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(51)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to elephant child. Ow, my cervix
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman faces 'assault with muffin' charges after drive-thru screws up her order (pics)
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(43)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Usher charges iPhone in woman's vagina" (Not safe for work)
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(120)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Police in central Florida say a man faces domestic battery charges after assaulting a woman during a discussion about anger management classes
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(17)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Woman keeps her dead husband's corpse locked in their bedroom for six months while she and her six children wear black robes and pray to God for his resurrection. SPOILER: It doesn't work (brief hate speech from Kirk Cameron near start of video)
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(28)
 
(96.5 The Fox)
 
Video
 
So, there's a woman that creates music by slapping pieces of meat against her half-naked body. No, not that kind of meat
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(32)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Woman assaults a television with a can of beans. Why yes, drugs were involved
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(30)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to a future sumo wrestler who at 15lb 1oz might take the record for the biggest baby born in New Zealand
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(34)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
FIFA's goal of the year competition is probably going to be won by an Irishwoman
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(13)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Obama's empty-suit tyranny extends to the Pentagon, where sources describe him as a detached micromanager
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(149)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The most powerful woman in comic books is not Squirrel Girl, Wonder Woman, or Jessica Jones; no, it's Diane Nelson of DC Comics
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(94)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everyone likes to take a nice long hot shower, so a woman in San Francisco has converted a city bus so the homeless can have the same privilege
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Debt collector ordered to pay $33K after being sued for harassment says of the woman who sued him "She's not collected a dime. She never will...because I don't have it to pay her." Ironic tag too busy dodging calls to appear for this headline
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman and her "emotional support" pig thrown off of flight because it was defecating, squealing, and running through the aisles. Oddly enough, parents with children were allowed to stay on the flight
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(150)
 

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