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84 headlines found matching 'Octo'
Mon March 30, 2015
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What they don't teach in Med School: Doctors who commit malpractice must then get elected to the state legislature so they can repeal laws named after their dead patients
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Arya Stark is headed to Doctor Who
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(62)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Paramedic recalls saving physician's life after car crash...who was the same doctor who saved his life as a child
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
5'4", 125lb woman goes to doctor for back pain, is told to lose weight. Patient loses weight three months later, sues
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Only two years after its 50th anniversary, Doctor Who is celebrating its 10th anniversary
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Google: New smart watch will play a crucial role in future healthcare systems and help doctors to keep better track of patients' health. Doctors: Meh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even if Congress stops trying to repeal the ACA, they may cause a doctor shortage anyway thanks to a training program expiring this year
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New report says doctors aren't telling patients they have Alzheimer's, at least not as far as the patients can recall
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Mon March 23, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Many doctors in America find that the most difficult patients to save are themselves
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(64)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"An 'octopus' robot with eight limbs has been developed to clear rubble in Fukushima, Japan" (pic)
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(28)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese nurses urged to be nicer, show more patience with patients. One doctor "spent most of her time dealing with fights and quarrels between nurses and patients' families. In such circumstances, it was hard to enjoy being at work"
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(19)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Rapping trainee doctor raises awareness for skin cancer in brilliant video"
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(4)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German doctor forced to pay over $100K over claims that measles is not a virus, says instead that it's a psychosomatic illness occurs that after intense trauma like being forced to pay $100K
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(51)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Doctors now say that Harrison Ford suffered a broken pelvis, broken ankle and cuts to the forehead. And that was just from the foursome in front of him who thought he was trying to play through
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(40)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was forty years ago today that one of the best Doctor Who episodes ever first aired: Genesis of the Daleks
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Sat March 07, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There are so many things you don't even know about the octopus including that it can regrow lost arms and is smarter than a bear
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(74)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
The one monster Doctor Who seems incapable of eradicating shares the secret of her success
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the lab octopus you're taking pictures of snatches the camera out of your hands and starts taking pictures of you
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New treadmill performance test predicts risk of death. Doctors find the worst scores go to the people who cannot correctly identify which object in the room is the treadmill
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(25)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say in the emergency room: #1 - "Well, this is something I've never seen before"
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Thu February 26, 2015
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Teacher's sudden, extreme vaginal bleeding in class caused by faulty IUD, but school officials think she's lying, and it was just "severe anxiety," so she's suspended, and officials are demanding she see two more doctors and sign a medical release
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors should use astrology to treat patients. Non believers are just racists
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctors get a rare opportunity to witness the womb with a view
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(28)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Some days, you're the cat. Other days, you're the cat with the octopus glued to its face
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(58)
 
(The Citizen (South Africa))
 
 
 
The man said personnel started with the C-section when he suddenly heard the doctor say: "You've cut the head"
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is more than happy to back medical marijuana initiative if the doctor that started it would apologize for hurting her feelings
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(65)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
WWE's ringside doctor is suing CM Punk and Colt Cabana for 2 million dollars in damages. That'll buy a lot of Z-packs
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
No need to panic in the ER just because there's a deadly superbug nightmare swirling around your hospital. Right, doctors?
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(Bedfordshire News)
 
 
 
Broadchurch is not at all like Doctor Who .... honest (according to David Tennant in this video)
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Wed February 18, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently a doctor hog-tying his patient is not part of the normal office visit. Who knew?
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young doctor
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Doctors urged to do more to promote the 'miracle cure' of regular exercise." Like THAT comes in a pill an HMO can charge you $85 bucks per
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Tue February 10, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Doctoral student finds 100 year old lost footage of a disaster that shook Chicago. Surprisingly, it wasn't the Cubs' most recent playoff appearance
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Sun February 08, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
This doctor knows when you are going to die. The three Precogs nod approvingly
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
15 reasons why tequila is actually really good for you. A shot a day keeps the doctor away
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Fri February 06, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman blames obesity on fecal transplant, doctors suspect she's full of shiat
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Divers conduct informal underwater octopus census. In other news, you've just found your next new band name
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for Doctor Who and Wall-E Legos?
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Wed February 04, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New York City doctor offers "Instabreasts" for women who want to try-them-before-you-buy-them program
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Sun February 01, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"You're not vaccinating your children? Well, it's been nice being your doctor." California pediatrician lays down the law over measles outbreak
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Sat January 31, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant has successful shoulder surgery. Doctors conclude the injury was caused by making the unusual move of trying to pass the ball during a game
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Fri January 30, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to influence your pick on which team will win the Super Bowl, but I have it on good advice from an octopus at an aquarium in Arizona that Seattle is a dead lock
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days before the stethoscope was invented doctors had to press their ears up against a woman's breast to hear her heart beat. Then Rene Theophile Hyacinthe Laënnec came along and ruined everything
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Egyptian court has moment of clarity, convicts "doctor" in death of girl after performing genital mutilation "procedure"
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Sun January 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Doctors report it will be at least six months before he will be able to walk a straight line again
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Sat January 24, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide makes comeback to treat delivery room pain. Doctors say the Wa Wa Wa's are good preparation for the Wa Wa Wa's
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Doctor who treats other doctors who are stressed out about trying to keep their practices viable under Obamacare complains about Medicaid
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Thu January 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of the Patriots' deflated ball scandal, let's remember the MLB players who also doctored equipment
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Former Buffalo Bills QB Jim Kelly told by doctors that he is now cancer-free, hopes his doctors are more accurate than Scott Norwood
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Fri January 16, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager puts on a doctor's coat and a stethoscope and pretends to be a doctor at a busy hospital. His ruse went unnoticed. For a month
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This 88-year-old doctor treats the poor out of his Toyota Camry. Mississippi wants to punish him for it
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(108)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
During surgery, doctors stop the heart, drain the blood from the cardiac and pulmonary arteries, and cool the person's body to about 60 degrees, which prevents brain damage
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado doctors conclude months of meetings about the health effects of marijuana, but instead of reaching any conclusions, they all just agree that they need more money
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Doctors are being urged to prescribe more antiflu meds that don't seem to work against the flu very well, but the drug companies love it
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(19)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Fark: Season 8 of Doctor Who was the worse season ever. BBC America: We don't read Fark
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Fri January 09, 2015
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
What's better than forging a doctor's note to play hooky? A note from Pope Francis excusing you from Iraq
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Fri January 02, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman wakes up during brain surgery and chats with doctors about her cats
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Wed December 31, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
What if your doctor told you that your cognitive performance and memory were being eroded by a disease that could be cured easily and for free? Would you want him to cure you? Yes, I thought so -- now throw away your smart phone
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Tue December 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctor to patient: Hope you didn't mind, but we celebrated my birthday with a cake during your surgery
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Mon December 29, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Who knew Doctor Who had homophobes in its fan base
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(212)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunks who clog up emergency rooms should be arrested as part of a "zero tolerance" approach to binge drinking, according to doctors
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Sat December 27, 2014
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your doctor invites you over to his house, asks you to put on his wife's clothes, offers drinks, of course you're going to wake up in his bed with a few hours missing
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Thu December 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
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Star of television's The Voice does a Doctor Who inspired song. Fark: It doesn't suck
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(15)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors rebuild double amputee with the world's most advanced prosthetic limbs. Sure these high tech limbs probably cost more than they spent on the Six Million Dollar Man but hell they're awesome
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Wed December 17, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Awesome-looking doctor gets charged with illegally filling out prescriptions. Really, he looks awesome
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(62)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman has her little finger removed after doctors discover a rare form of cancer. Just kidding, it was her appendix, large bowel, small bowel, gall bladder, spleen, womb, ovaries, fallopian tubes, cervix, stomach lining and navel
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man undergoes surgery in Kazakhstan, discovers 12 years later doctors left scissors inside him. GREAT SUCCESS
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Latino Review)
 
 
 
Three names have been rumored for the role of The Ancient One in Doctor Strange, and those choices are sensible (Ken Watanabe), not-quite-as-sensible (Bill Nighy), and downright godawful (Morgan Freeman)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers finally solve one of the greatest medical mysteries: Why are magazines in doctors' waiting rooms so old and tattered?
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal: gays and abortion doctors control the weather and they're using that power to destroy the South
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(223)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Not news: Doctor prescribing medical marijuana to men. News: Gynecologist prescribing medical marijuana to men
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(45)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A stray cat got its paws on a gourmet feast courtesy of an airport delicatessen, after managing to get inside the fish counter: "The tabby was filmed by staff at Vladivostok airport helping itself to marine delicacies including squid and dried octopus"
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman wakes from seizure to discover she's given birth to a tiny 1lb baby boy while just 24 weeks pregnant. Doctors give him a one in ten chance of survival. He survives (w/pics)
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Thu December 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see a remake of The Thing starring Santa Claus and the Doctor the BBC has you covered this Christmas
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(36)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctor who sent Ebola patient home says care was "appropriate." He probably just waved his sonic screwdriver around and hoped for a deus ex machina to solve everything
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(50)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says upcoming Doctor Who Christmas episode is the most terrifying episode ever. Oh God, they're bringing back Amy Pond, aren't they?
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Geographic documentary claims the nation's lack of sleep is causing health problems. Doctors immediately recommend watching additional National Geographic documentaries
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(30)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why you shoulda listened to your momma and become a doctor: "Since the Great Recession struck in 2007, the median wage for people between the ages of 25 and 34, adjusted for inflation, has fallen in every major industry except for health care"
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(155)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Doctors say that watching your child's birth won't kill your sex life, but will give you some colorful dreams
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(26)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Daily DDT)
 
 
 
Will Hornswoggle be revealed as the Anonymous Raw GM again? Who will Ryback age by 20 years tonight? Will WWE Doctor Chris Amann clear the Ultimate Warrior for a return to action? Whose ideas will Cena get to use tonight? Raw 8pm EST USA
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(1691)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' doctors delayed CPR while they played rock-paper-scissors to determine who had mouth-to-mouth duty
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(41)
 

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