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88 headlines found matching 'Octo'
Mon March 02, 2015
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say in the emergency room: #1 - "Well, this is something I've never seen before"
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Thu February 26, 2015
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Teacher's sudden, extreme vaginal bleeding in class caused by faulty IUD, but school officials think she's lying, and it was just "severe anxiety," so she's suspended, and officials are demanding she see two more doctors and sign a medical release
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors should use astrology to treat patients. Non believers are just racists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctors get a rare opportunity to witness the womb with a view
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(28)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Some days, you're the cat. Other days, you're the cat with the octopus glued to its face
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(The Citizen (South Africa))
 
 
 
The man said personnel started with the C-section when he suddenly heard the doctor say: "You've cut the head"
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is more than happy to back medical marijuana initiative if the doctor that started it would apologize for hurting her feelings
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
WWE's ringside doctor is suing CM Punk and Colt Cabana for 2 million dollars in damages. That'll buy a lot of Z-packs
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
No need to panic in the ER just because there's a deadly superbug nightmare swirling around your hospital. Right, doctors?
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(Bedfordshire News)
 
 
 
Broadchurch is not at all like Doctor Who .... honest (according to David Tennant in this video)
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Wed February 18, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently a doctor hog-tying his patient is not part of the normal office visit. Who knew?
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young doctor
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Doctors urged to do more to promote the 'miracle cure' of regular exercise." Like THAT comes in a pill an HMO can charge you $85 bucks per
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Tue February 10, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Doctoral student finds 100 year old lost footage of a disaster that shook Chicago. Surprisingly, it wasn't the Cubs' most recent playoff appearance
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Sun February 08, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
This doctor knows when you are going to die. The three Precogs nod approvingly
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
15 reasons why tequila is actually really good for you. A shot a day keeps the doctor away
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Fri February 06, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman blames obesity on fecal transplant, doctors suspect she's full of shiat
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Divers conduct informal underwater octopus census. In other news, you've just found your next new band name
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(26)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for Doctor Who and Wall-E Legos?
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Wed February 04, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New York City doctor offers "Instabreasts" for women who want to try-them-before-you-buy-them program
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Sun February 01, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"You're not vaccinating your children? Well, it's been nice being your doctor." California pediatrician lays down the law over measles outbreak
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Sat January 31, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant has successful shoulder surgery. Doctors conclude the injury was caused by making the unusual move of trying to pass the ball during a game
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Fri January 30, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to influence your pick on which team will win the Super Bowl, but I have it on good advice from an octopus at an aquarium in Arizona that Seattle is a dead lock
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Back in the good old days before the stethoscope was invented doctors had to press their ears up against a woman's breast to hear her heart beat. Then Rene Theophile Hyacinthe Laënnec came along and ruined everything
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Egyptian court has moment of clarity, convicts "doctor" in death of girl after performing genital mutilation "procedure"
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Sun January 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Doctors report it will be at least six months before he will be able to walk a straight line again
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Sat January 24, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide makes comeback to treat delivery room pain. Doctors say the Wa Wa Wa's are good preparation for the Wa Wa Wa's
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Doctor who treats other doctors who are stressed out about trying to keep their practices viable under Obamacare complains about Medicaid
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Thu January 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In honor of the Patriots' deflated ball scandal, let's remember the MLB players who also doctored equipment
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Former Buffalo Bills QB Jim Kelly told by doctors that he is now cancer-free, hopes his doctors are more accurate than Scott Norwood
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Fri January 16, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager puts on a doctor's coat and a stethoscope and pretends to be a doctor at a busy hospital. His ruse went unnoticed. For a month
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This 88-year-old doctor treats the poor out of his Toyota Camry. Mississippi wants to punish him for it
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
During surgery, doctors stop the heart, drain the blood from the cardiac and pulmonary arteries, and cool the person's body to about 60 degrees, which prevents brain damage
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado doctors conclude months of meetings about the health effects of marijuana, but instead of reaching any conclusions, they all just agree that they need more money
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Doctors are being urged to prescribe more antiflu meds that don't seem to work against the flu very well, but the drug companies love it
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Fark: Season 8 of Doctor Who was the worse season ever. BBC America: We don't read Fark
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Fri January 09, 2015
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
What's better than forging a doctor's note to play hooky? A note from Pope Francis excusing you from Iraq
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Fri January 02, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman wakes up during brain surgery and chats with doctors about her cats
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Wed December 31, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
What if your doctor told you that your cognitive performance and memory were being eroded by a disease that could be cured easily and for free? Would you want him to cure you? Yes, I thought so -- now throw away your smart phone
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Tue December 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctor to patient: Hope you didn't mind, but we celebrated my birthday with a cake during your surgery
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Mon December 29, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Who knew Doctor Who had homophobes in its fan base
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Sun December 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunks who clog up emergency rooms should be arrested as part of a "zero tolerance" approach to binge drinking, according to doctors
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Sat December 27, 2014
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your doctor invites you over to his house, asks you to put on his wife's clothes, offers drinks, of course you're going to wake up in his bed with a few hours missing
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Thu December 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
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Star of television's The Voice does a Doctor Who inspired song. Fark: It doesn't suck
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors rebuild double amputee with the world's most advanced prosthetic limbs. Sure these high tech limbs probably cost more than they spent on the Six Million Dollar Man but hell they're awesome
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Wed December 17, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Awesome-looking doctor gets charged with illegally filling out prescriptions. Really, he looks awesome
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman has her little finger removed after doctors discover a rare form of cancer. Just kidding, it was her appendix, large bowel, small bowel, gall bladder, spleen, womb, ovaries, fallopian tubes, cervix, stomach lining and navel
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man undergoes surgery in Kazakhstan, discovers 12 years later doctors left scissors inside him. GREAT SUCCESS
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Latino Review)
 
 
 
Three names have been rumored for the role of The Ancient One in Doctor Strange, and those choices are sensible (Ken Watanabe), not-quite-as-sensible (Bill Nighy), and downright godawful (Morgan Freeman)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers finally solve one of the greatest medical mysteries: Why are magazines in doctors' waiting rooms so old and tattered?
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal: gays and abortion doctors control the weather and they're using that power to destroy the South
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Not news: Doctor prescribing medical marijuana to men. News: Gynecologist prescribing medical marijuana to men
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A stray cat got its paws on a gourmet feast courtesy of an airport delicatessen, after managing to get inside the fish counter: "The tabby was filmed by staff at Vladivostok airport helping itself to marine delicacies including squid and dried octopus"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman wakes from seizure to discover she's given birth to a tiny 1lb baby boy while just 24 weeks pregnant. Doctors give him a one in ten chance of survival. He survives (w/pics)
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Thu December 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see a remake of The Thing starring Santa Claus and the Doctor the BBC has you covered this Christmas
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Tue December 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctor who sent Ebola patient home says care was "appropriate." He probably just waved his sonic screwdriver around and hoped for a deus ex machina to solve everything
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Sat December 06, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi says upcoming Doctor Who Christmas episode is the most terrifying episode ever. Oh God, they're bringing back Amy Pond, aren't they?
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Geographic documentary claims the nation's lack of sleep is causing health problems. Doctors immediately recommend watching additional National Geographic documentaries
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Wed December 03, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why you shoulda listened to your momma and become a doctor: "Since the Great Recession struck in 2007, the median wage for people between the ages of 25 and 34, adjusted for inflation, has fallen in every major industry except for health care"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Doctors say that watching your child's birth won't kill your sex life, but will give you some colorful dreams
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(26)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Daily DDT)
 
 
 
Will Hornswoggle be revealed as the Anonymous Raw GM again? Who will Ryback age by 20 years tonight? Will WWE Doctor Chris Amann clear the Ultimate Warrior for a return to action? Whose ideas will Cena get to use tonight? Raw 8pm EST USA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' doctors delayed CPR while they played rock-paper-scissors to determine who had mouth-to-mouth duty
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Fri November 28, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Doctor criticizes new baby monitor that's marketed to play on parents' fears of SIDS. Manufacturer tells the babyless freak to shut his non-parental trap
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By a bizarre coincidence, 5 of the 20 highest-paid doctors paid by the maker of a powerful, addictive narcotic pain killer to promote their drug, are also under federal investigation for over-prescribing pain killers to patients
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Doctor Who Christmas Special will address the issue of Jenna Coleman as Peter Capaldi's chemistry-lacking sidekick
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Thu November 27, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
BBC must cut $630 million from their budget by 2017. Shame they can't make the Doctor Who sets even cheaper
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Wed November 26, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fran Tarkenton: Vikings doctors gave me a horse painkiller now banned in the US for human use just so I could play on Sunday. The painkillers in NFL locker rooms today are even more dangerous
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Mon November 24, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chiefs Pro Bowl safety Eric Berry out for season after doctors find mass in his chest - possibly lymphoma
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian inflation rate rises to 2.4 percent in October fuelled almost entirely by higher prices for smokes and bacon, aka the Canadian Dinner Party
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(20)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Doctoral degrees, ranked by legitimacy. The only quibble - switch #32 and #33
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(22)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
21 Doctor Who stories better than their reputation suggests
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(62)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robot battles Ebola, Doctor Zachary Smith
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(9)
 
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi and Christopher Eccleston both turned down the opportunity to audition for the role of the Eighth Doctor in Fox's Doctor Who movie, because who wanted to be involved with a kids show that had already failed once?
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Tue November 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Danish citizen Torbjørn C. Pedersen, 35, has been traveling since October 2013, with the goal of visiting every country without stepping on an airplane and surviving on just $20 a day. Pedersen has already ticked 65 countries off his list"
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty-seven-year-old Australian woman astonishes doctors by recovering from MS: "I know it sounds dramatic but I wanted to take a more active role in this and not be stuck with a death sentence" (pics)
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Sat November 15, 2014
(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Why wait for CNN to post the scare headline "Is Polio back?" CDC reports 75 US kids paralyzed by mystery polio-like disease. Very, very scary Doctor Bill
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(63)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Transgendered woman who pretended to be a doctor facing manslaughter charges after discovering that injecting people with cement, bathroom caulk, Fix-A-Flat tire sealant, mineral oil and Super Glue in the butt could be fatal
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(372)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Berkshire Hathaway buying Duracell from Proctor and Gamble
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(18)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
In other news, if you have a sunburn that big, you should see a doctor
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(4)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but actual doctors say Glenn Beck's mysterious illness and miracle cure are both loads of crap
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(146)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctor Who Lego could soon be a thing (pics)
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(24)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
So, the new Doctor Doom will not be A) A doctor B) a von Doom C) a dictator with diplomatic immunity D) a master of science and magic E) encased in advanced powered armor. He will however, be an angry blogger
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(150)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
If your doctor refers to you as a SHPOS, you've got some serious problems
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(107)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What obvious things will Moffat come up with this week? Are we finally done with Danny Pink? Will The Doctor defeat the Cybermen for the 109,863rd time on Doctor Who's season finale, 'Death in Heaven', at 9 PM on BBC America?
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Fri November 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
As this season draws to an end, "while I love what Capaldi has done with the Doctor, I'm much less thrilled about the stories he's been featured in"
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
BBC responds to complaints over the last episode of Doctor Who and its depiction of pain and the afterlife. This is why children's shows should never tackle such controversial subjects
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(79)
 

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