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Sun September 17, 2017
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Enjoy hanging out with other octopodes and taking turns chasing each other out of the same dens? Then Octlantis is the place for you
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Thu September 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yorkers can now get a BS in Pizza Philosophy, an AO in OA, or a doctorate in I'm Walkin' Over Here tuition free
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And here's Slate to tell you not to listen to your doctor about fasting before surgery
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Wed September 06, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
That's quite a proctology situation for Trump-loving Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Alpine, with the feds looking at his iffy campaign spending all the way back to 2010
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Patient tells doctors he has no idea how a glass cup got stuck in his butt, they remove it anyway
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
October 26th is going to be Christmas for conspiracy theorists as the remaining unreleased files related to JFK's assassination are scheduled to be finally released
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Son of TV's Frank, better known to some of you as Patton Oswalt, has a new standup special coming to Netflix on October 17th
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors to women suffering with faulty pelvic mesh implants that make vaginal sex painful: "Meh, just roll over"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Doctors' association: Mayweather is going to, literally, murder McGregor in the ring, medically speaking
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." --E. L. Doctorow. Huh, maybe that's why my last rejection letter suggested I seek professional help. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
How did a 28-year-old former model with two years of experience become Trump's top spin doctor?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Sorry the press hounded you thinking you were the new Doctor Who"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints fire two team doctors who couldn't tell a contusion from a fracture
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Can you get out of a DUI if you have a note from your doctor telling you to drink?
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Tue August 15, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Florida actually does something right, as doctors there are refusing to see unvaccinated kids
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Today, in helpful advice from AOL News: "If you're worried that you might have the [bubonic] plague, go see a doctor"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
PETA demands Doctor Who be vegan. Guess they've never seen the show and paid attention to the Doctor's dietary habits
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
New Orleans, a city where most of the land is below sea level, only has enough power to run half of its pumps due to generator failures. The peak of hurricane season is August-October
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors who attended crappy medical schools prescribe more opioids. Get your discount vicodin from Uncle Bob's Fly-By-Night Med Shack
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Ninth Doctor is pumped about the Thirteenth Doctor
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Tue August 01, 2017
(MM&M)
 
 
 
VR devices can be used to stimulate empathy for the specific suffering of patients. If only insurance companies and doctors actually had any empathy to begin with
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Fri July 28, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Drug dealer shot by dissatisfied customer. Not newsworthy. Wait, a doctor shot by patient cut off from opioids? And they're both white? This is totally different
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Listen, this is the episode that Peter Capaldi believes best defines his era on Doctor Who
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British boffins at NHS advise doctors to only prescribe real medicine and stop prescribing £90,000 a year in placebos
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Deborah Watling, companion to the second Doctor, screams no more
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because every time a Fantastic Four movie is attempted it ends so well, Fox wants Noah Hawley to do a film on Doctor Doom
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Thu July 20, 2017
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
BBC responds to trolls outraged that a woman will play a beloved, iconic time-traveling space doctor for the first time in history
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The Doctor is a woman? Oh yeah, well so's your mom!
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Mon July 17, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Vip the gorilla is doing well after an emergency hernia operation. Doctors say the hardest part was getting him to count backwards from 100
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
The BBC to placate angry male Doctor Who fans
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Memphis woman complains her doctor keeps calling her Aunt Jemima. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Blah Blah Cup Series is at New Hampshire for the Overton's 301, 3pm ET on NBSCN, but we'll probably be discussing the new Doctor Who or why a sandwich is a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal instead, because New Hampshire is boring
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Fri July 14, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
BBC to reveal the new worst Doctor ever on Sunday
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australian man has toe transplanted to replace missing thumb, after doctors were unable to reattach it in spite of the most Australian efforts possible, including chilling it in a case of beer
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
After a long six years, Curb Your Enthusiasm returns for a 9th season on October 1, 2017. That's some pretty... pretty...pretttttttttttty good news
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians manager Terry Francona released from the hospital after heart procedure. Doctors suggest future cure of moving out of Cleveland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: You're 57 and guilty of forging your late mother's checks. Badder: You're IDed in the headline as "Son of Monkey Head Doctor." Fark: THAT "Monkey Head Doctor"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Terry Francona gets a doctor's note to get out of managing the All-Star Game
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes dubs the Masturbating Man of Pompeii image "miscaptioned" and "slightly doctored"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
BBC Newsnight hints at who the next Doctor might be, and OMG IT COULD BE HAPPENING PEOPLE [Warning: Spoilers]
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about the First and Twelfth Doctors [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick Day 1. Today's highlights are Halo: Combat Evolved, Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Prime, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. All donations go to Doctors Without Borders. Livestreaming on Twitch.com. Save the Animals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Muslim doctor in a Minnesota town of 1,400 that swung to Trump is desperately trying to understand his neighbors and his place in the world
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Year Award goes to following headline: "Family doctor who killed one, injured six at NYC hospital was 'aggressive'"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor falls in the season finale. How about a spoiler-filled live thread to go out with a bang? Will the Doctor regenerate? How will the Master handle Missy? Is this really it for Cyber Bill? 6:30pm UK, 9pm ET BBC America
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat discusses Peter Capaldi's looming Brexit from Doctor Who; he promises it will be "funny and lively"
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
The FDA is moving to limit the amount of side effects listed in TV ads. Pharma marketers may have to call their doctors in four hours
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Purple woman stuns doctors by asking for even bigger breasts for very bizarre reason
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Missy, Bill, and Nardole are on a ship plunging into a black hole as the Mondasian Cybermen make their return. One dies before the night ends in "World Enough in Time". Doctor Who, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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Fri June 23, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And today's epic battle on the high seas ... a fur seal vs. an octopus
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new flapjack octopus overlords
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michelle Gomez reveals when Missy will depart from Doctor Who
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman rants about wanting to see a white doctor for her son. Since this was in Canada, she had to go on a six-month waiting list
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi reveals why he is leaving Doctor Who. Being the Daily Mail, subby now doubts the existence of a time traveling police box and timelords
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Nardole and Bill visit Scotland in 2 AD to face a monster and deliver some witty one liners in "The Eaters of Light", 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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(Palo Alto Online)
 
 
 
Charles P. Thacker, co-designer of the first modern PC, dies at age 74. Doctors' effort to reboot were unsuccessful
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Thu June 15, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
We only had an inkling at how smart squids and octopi are
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Trump is ushering in a kleptocracy; that's why he's being sued." Also a kakistocracy, idiocracy, proctocracy, and plutocracy, but he can't be sued for those
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctors at CHOP separate conjoined twins
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Awful: Someone tosses kitten from moving car. Karma: Health department says it tested positive for rabies, and the people who handled it better get to a doctor
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rumours are flying that the new Doctor Who has been cast as Russell T. Davies says he knows who it is but is keeping mum
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Bill, and some Victorian guards manage to find their way into Mars and into what might be an Ice Warrior hive. Capaldi's swan song continues in "The Empress of Mars." It's your Official Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on BBC America
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Wed June 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, there are not many options to treat your stage IV cancer. But trying to murder the doctors that treat you is definitely not one of them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ I told the Mozambique witch doctor targeting bald people isn't nice. And then the witch doctor, he game me this advice: Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang, ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang ♬ ♬
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Looking to get a pay raise? Do it like a pro athlete - bring your own personal highlight reel, listen to your 'walk-up song' and have your doctor prescribe some beta blockers
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Who's the best TV Dad of all time? We're down to the quarterfinals and Doctor Huxtable still hasn't made an appearance
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
In the near future doctors will be able to screen for cancer with a blood test, so you will know years sooner about your pre-existing condition
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Changes in language are an early clue about brain damage in NFL players. Doctors note the speech progression from premature phase to possible diagnosis to Terry Bradshaw
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds doctors are clueless about the cost of ER treatments. Although most guess that it falls somewhere between Mercedes Benz and beach condo
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Post-op care for your C-section: 1. Keep your incision clean and dry. 2. Avoid lifting any weight until cleared by your doctor. 3. Chew gum until it makes you fart. 4. Take all medications as pre--wait a minute; back up one
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ranking every single episode of "New Who," because this crop of Doctors has given us some legendary adventures
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill face the sinister Monks as the aliens seek to overtake Earth. What is real? What isn't? Will Missy return? Find out in The Pyramid at the End of the World. It's your Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on BBC America
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
"Doctor offices are dangerous, that's why I carry a gun in my purse" says woman who shot another person after dropping her purse. "See? My point exactly"
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Doctor, my heel hurts." "I can fix that by sticking my fingers up your hoo-ha"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It could happen to any of us: Greedy dolphin chokes to death on giant octopus it tried swallowing whole
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL owners approve shortening overtime to 10 minutes. Apparently team doctors said they were running low on their supply of painkillers just after the end of regulation time
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David Ortiz got an honorary degree from Boston University. Just call him Doctor Big Papi
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