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Headlines matching 'Obama'
Fri February 03, 2012
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(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Obama's job news hits new low  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (543)
(The Morning Call) Scary And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum  (mcall.com) (126)
(Short List) Fail 10 examples of politicians trying to be funny. Complete with cringe-inducing videos. Tumbleweeds missing though  (shortlist.com) (22)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In a shocking and totally unpredictable move, GOP leaders look to renege on the defense limit cuts called for in last years sequester deal. Obama and Democrats flabbergasted   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (112)
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Republicans do not support single moms  (businessweek.com) (43)
(Politico) Fail Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com) (106)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Stupid Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com) (310)
(Salon) Interesting Is it possible that Obama wanted the GOP to treat him like the Antichrist?  (salon.com) (120)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans  (thinkprogress.org) (97)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Obama follows through on promise at town hall meeting to help a woman's husband with his resume-but she's still not sure she's gonna vote for him  (huffingtonpost.com) (155)
(Slate) Stupid So, what happens if Obama wins a second term? "We will sentence [our children] to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness." Welcome to Derpaggedon  (slate.com) (118)
(ABC) Amusing So what happens if two "unelectable" candidates, Obama and Romney, square off in the 2012 presidential election? Oh, dear god, the Mayans were right weren't they?  (abcnews.go.com) (80)
(Fox News) Fail Obama: Look, Taliban. I'm a tough war president. I'll negotiate an end to war, but I'm no pushover. Taliban: Okay. Do us a favor first and release these top five leaders from Gitmo. You know, as a gesture. Obama: Super-dooper, guys  (foxnews.com) (72)
(Townhall) Obvious This year, Obama will run not so much on what he really did in 2009 and 2010, but more on what he wanted to do, but was stopped from doing, in 2011 and 2012  (townhall.com) (55)
(USA Today) Obvious Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks  (usatoday.com) (50)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Under Obama, government spending has declined at the steepest rate since the 1970s  (theatlantic.com) (327)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)
(Politico) Amusing Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney  (politico.com) (49)
(Politico) Stupid WSJ publishes opinion piece which states Obama has an enemies list headed Charles and David Koch, written by... the lawyer for Charles and David Koch. Fox News smiles as its apprentice finally becomes a Sith  (politico.com) (60)
(The New York Times) Obvious Republican "job creators" show a great willingness to create jobs in the "Defeat Obama" industry  (nytimes.com) (69)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention  (ajc.com) (123)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)
(The Weekly Standard) Followup The Obama campaign has found at least $500,000 of the $1.2B missing from MF Global  (weeklystandard.com) (69)
(Bloomberg) PSA Economies of midwest states, particularly Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania, have improved faster than the rest of the U.S. since 2009. Not that this fact has any particular relevance in this particular year  (bloomberg.com) (171)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Senator McConnell: "We gave Obama everything he wanted"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (120)
(Mother Jones) Scary Defense Security: "The President decides who is a terrorist and if they should be killed". Keyboard commandos outraged, delete any pre-2009 comments agreeing with this concept  (motherjones.com) (335)
(Pravda) Obvious Obama the chicken is being plucked  (english.pravda.ru) (79)
(Some Guy) Obvious How rich is Mitt Romney? Take all the wealth from every president from Nixon to Obama. Then double it  (starhq.com) (265)
(CNN) Amusing Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (114)
(Huffington Post) Ironic Obama passes on taking 18 of the 20 highest questions offered to him by voters via YouTube during recent Google hangout, but does address the pressing issues of dancing, gaming, and getting the late night munchies  (huffingtonpost.com) (145)


Mon January 30, 2012
(BBC) Obvious President Obama admits bombing Pakistan on numerous occasions  (bbc.co.uk) (70)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Well, here's a shock. Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is using her "tense" meeting with Obama to raise campaign money: " I wasn't pointing at him. I was telling him, 'You have ONE more year.'"  (huffingtonpost.com) (189)
(The Daily Caller) Stupid LOLWUT? Obama's Al Green karaoke moment helped save economy  (thedc.com) (20)
(Washingtonian) Obvious White House sources: Obama will be forced out of the Oval Office in 2013  (washingtonian.com) (171)
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(Telegraph) Spiffy Michelle Obama stimulus for Barack's package leads to increased sales  (telegraph.co.uk) (56)
(Yahoo) Amusing Gingrich denounces the "pro-abortion, pro-gun-control, pro-tax-increase liberal" running for president and he wasn't talking about Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (184)
(Washington Post) Obvious This just in: Republicans don't like Obama. As in, "hate him with the fire of a thousand suns" dislike. In other news, Bill Gates is rich, Elton John is gay, and the Pacific Ocean is like, wow, really big  (washingtonpost.com) (235)
(Boston.com) Obvious Romney credits change in tactics for Florida surge. And by "tactics" he means "all negative, all the time, flood the airwaves, take no prisoners, outspend everyone by a margin of 7 to 1"  (boston.com) (71)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com) (41)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing As the GOP race comes down to just Gingrich and Romney, the voters are being heard loud and clear and they are saying "Is there maybe a third choice we could look at?"  (news.yahoo.com) (468)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Both mayors in attendance at Obama's tarmac greeting in Arizona seem to agree: Governor Jan Brewer is projecting so hard that if you shoved a DVD up her arse and pointed her upwards, you could watch it on the moon   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (266)
(Fox News) Interesting In yet another example of President Obama's pusillanimous "do-nothing" behavior, details emerge that Obama went ahead with the Bin Laden raid despite the advice of most of his advisers to back away from the mission  (foxnews.com) (255)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Santorum: Obama wants all kids to go to school so they can be "brainwashed"  (dailykos.com) (175)
(NPR) Obvious College and university presidents would like a private word with Obama about that whole "you need to stop hiking tuition rates just because you want to" thing  (npr.org) (178)
(The New York Times) Interesting Mitch Daniels: "Steve Jobs created more jobs than Obama's entire stimulus." Krugman: "Apple employs 700,000 people outside the US; 43,000 inside of it. There's a reason for that, bud"  (nytimes.com) (153)
(Think Progress) Sick Obamacare kills another leukemia patient. Oh, did I say Obamacare? Sorry, I meant tax cuts  (thinkprogress.org) (85)
(Yahoo) Scary Grover Norquist says that if Obama lets the Bush tax cuts expire he should be impeached. Which would be nothing more than the ravings of a madman if half the Congress hadn't sworn an oath of fealty to him last year  (news.yahoo.com) (180)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing Sales of the song "Let's Stay Together" have went up by 490% since President Obama sang part of the song at a fundraising event. Who says he isn't doing anything to help stimulate the economy?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (36)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious The 12 most ridiculous things sold on Barack Obama's store. Wait, he has a store?  (buzzfeed.com) (62)
(WGAL 8) Spiffy Chysler 300C once leased by President Obama now on eBay. He drove it until 2007. That's when he started to run for president and coincidentally traded it in for a Ford Escape hybrid  (wgal.com) (81)
(Townhall) Obvious Only a president long shielded from criticism and accountability could make the kind of State of the Union speech President Obama did Tuesday night  (townhall.com) (138)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Mitt Romney actually got hit on Romneycare, and would like to remind you that "it's nothing to get angry about". Because opposing anger appeals to Republicans   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (17)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades  (washingtonpost.com) (238)
(Gateway Pundit) Ironic Obama leaves event promoting clean energy in motorcade of 22 gasoline-powered vehicles  (thegatewaypundit.com) (105)
(Yahoo) Asinine Hey YEAH, how come rich jerks pay less taxes on their earnings than the guy working at McDonald's? Seems kind of... anti-American  (finance.yahoo.com) (64)
(My Fox DC) Stupid "It was more of a political statement ... It's not like they were going to go out and shoot the president," said the cop photographed alongside several teenagers with guns posing next to a bullet-ridden Barack Obama T-shirt  (myfoxdc.com) (128)
(Yahoo) Obvious Meanwhile, in Florida, Romney's lying about Obama's foreign policy record, Santorum is lying about the record of Romneycare in MA, and Newt Gingrich is lying about the record of .. Newt Gingrich  (news.yahoo.com) (58)


Thu January 26, 2012
(CNN) Florida Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)  (cnn.com) (lots)
(The Daily Beast) Amusing For some strange reason, Rick Perry's approval rating in Texas has tanked  (thedailybeast.com) (64)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Newt previews the finishing move he'll use against Romney in the next debate. ULTRA COMBO  (dailykos.com) (240)
(Politico) Video Obama to Betty White: "WHAR long-form birth certificate, WHAR?"  (politico.com) (58)
(Politico) Interesting Obama's proposed 30 percent tax rate for millionaires is "totally fair and it's absolutely necessary" according to noted left-wing liberal leftist anti-American communist Ben Stein  (politico.com) (191)
(National Post) Asinine Son of U.S. Transportation Secretary will not be allowed to leave Egypt, according to Egyptian officials hoping to get Seal Team 6's autographs  (news.nationalpost.com) (44)
(The Daily Caller) Dumbass Darrell Issa says Eric Holder needs to apologize for Operation Fast and Furious. And yet, Vin Diesel is considered blameless  (dailycaller.com) (52)
(Smh.com.au) Cool Scientists at UT Austin have perfected a working "cloaking device" in their lab. Critics say this is yet another example of Obama's lawlessness as this is a blatant violation of the Treaty of Algeron  (smh.com.au) (38)
(Yahoo) Asinine House GOP last month: Obama this bill will FORCE you to decide on the Keystone XL pipeline. Obama: Okay I've decided and my answer is "no". House GOP this month: THIS bill will make the decision not up to you anymore  (news.yahoo.com) (125)
(Townhall) Hero Gingrich has declared war on the anti-Republican media pro-liberal bias and double standard that give Democrat candidates a built in 8- to 10-point advantage. It's about time. We've got a country to save  (townhall.com) (202)
(Yahoo) Strange To RON PAUL, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar  (news.yahoo.com) (21)
(JSOnline) Spiffy Rockwell reports 22% surge in net income, the feeling of people watching them  (jsonline.com) (15)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Politico) Interesting Obama's State of the Union address clocked in at "A Separate Peace", whereas his predecessors were more "The Great Gatsby"  (politico.com) (234)
(American Thinker) Sad The model of the European-style welfare state simply does not work but Obama thinks he's the man who can make it work this time  (americanthinker.com) (294)
(National Review) Interesting "The notion that this nation is one big team that acts collectively toward shared goals would be completely foreign to the men who founded it. But that is Obama's concept of America"  (nationalreview.com) (236)
(The Week) Obvious Obama's top 5 successes as president. Hmm. Wonder why they didn't make it a top ten list?  (theweek.com) (185)
(Daily Mail) Obvious George Soros predicts class warfare in the U.S....adding, "Excellleeennnntt"  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)
(The Nation) Hero Obama close to settlement with big banks where he finally puts the wood to them and anybody who actually believes that stopped reading and is again scattering rose petals before His Beloved Awesomeness  (thenation.com) (59)
(ABC) Ironic Mitch "Single Most Important Thing" McConnell (R-eptile, KY) - "(Obama's) goal isn't to conquer the nation's problems. It's to conquer Republicans"  (abcnews.go.com) (118)
(Washington Post) Sad Okay, it's the morning after that beautiful speech, so go out and help round up those starry-eyed liberals still wandering around in a orgasmic daze and let them read over some Obama fact checking. Warning: be ready for weeping  (washingtonpost.com) (142)
(Miami Herald) Hero Obama: I'm sorry that my State of the Union milk joke sucked, but I was too busy directing the military to invade Somalia on a hostage rescue mission to write a better one  (miamiherald.com) (383)
(Reuters) Unlikely Analysis: For Obama 2012, "it's all about the 99 percent". Well, at least until he gets 51 percent, then it's back to the 1 percent  (reuters.com) (20)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Newsday) Cool Will Biden do something stupid? Will Boehner cry? Will Obama say anything relevant? It's your Official State Of The Union Address Thread  (newsday.com) (2231)
(CNN) Interesting Hm, let's take a look at the tax returns of Obama, Gingrich, and Romney side-by-side. Pay special attention to the charity section  (money.cnn.com) (303)
(Townhall) Interesting 15 Questions The Mainstream Media Would Ask Barack Obama If He Were A Republican  (townhall.com) (159)
(SFGate) Obvious Warren Buffett's Burlington Northern railroad comes up a winner from the Obama administration's decision to reject the Keystone XL oil pipeline permit  (sfgate.com) (117)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CNN) Asinine How does Santorum respond to the (now cliche) old lady calling Obama an "avowed Muslim"? With crickets   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (125)
(Chicago Tribune) News In a stroke of genius, Illinois Senator Mark Kirk seeks to push Gabrielle Giffords off of the front page  (chicagotribune.com) (112)
(Fox News) Obvious A review of Obama's past State of the Union speeches reveals they're heavy on hope, pretty light on the actual change  (foxnews.com) (94)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama's in trouble with U.N. human rights chief, earning him badly needed Republican votes  (news.yahoo.com) (70)
(CSMonitor) Spiffy Obama will participate in Google+ 'Hangout' after State of the Union, spurning Fark once again  (csmonitor.com) (49)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Misc A Mighty Wind: President Obama's State of the Union will offer economic blueprint  (news.yahoo.com) (194)
(Daily Mail) Followup Jewish newspaper publisher apologizes for saying Israel should consider assassinating Obama. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?  (dailymail.co.uk) (398)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Boehner admits he may hold payroll tax cut hostage to get Obama to approve the Keystone XL pipeline. Holding something hostage unless your political demands are met? I believe there's a word for that  (rawstory.com) (362)
(Washington Post) Misc Georgia judge orders Obama to appear in court for hearing on a complaint that says Obama isn't a natural-born citizen and can't be president  (washingtonpost.com) (218)
(Politico) Followup 10. Start putting your money on Obama in November and keep betting until the house runs out of paper  (politico.com) (87)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Townhall) Dumbass WHAR ex-girlfriends WHAR  (finance.townhall.com) (167)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass NPR's Nina Totenberg claims that more people used food stamps under Bush than Obama. Not only is she wrong, but instantly starts claiming that "Facts Don't Matter" to Newt on the subject  (newsbusters.org) (90)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Two years in, America is on track to meet Obama's goal of doubling exports in five years  (nytimes.com) (145)
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy 13 photos of President Obama speaking at Walt Disney World that will probably show up in attack ads  (buzzfeed.com) (100)
(Yahoo) Hero Chuck Norris delivers roundhouse to Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (192)


Fri January 20, 2012
(CNN) Interesting "Why did Obama shut down Wikipedia?"  (geekout.blogs.cnn.com) (63)
(Think Progress) Hero Obama signs off on forcing health insurers to almost universally cover contraceptives in their plans. Insurance carriers to announce premium hikes to cover the high cost of women getting not pregnant  (thinkprogress.org) (398)
(USA Today) Spiffy President Obama sings opening line of Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" at fundraiser, is immediately accused of using Auto-Tune  (content.usatoday.com) (209)
(American Thinker) Sad Until the media stops obsessing over the infidelities of the GOP candidates and starts doing its job, Barack Obama's chances of a second term continue to scare the living daylights out of those who understand its implications  (americanthinker.com) (200)
(Hot Air) Obvious I just want to thank ABC.. all the networks and cable TV in fact, for helping me validate my conclusion that they are mostly Obama's servile, complacent, undistinguished media (SCUM)  (hotair.com) (105)
(Yahoo) Followup We here at Al-Qaeda are thrilled to recognize Aswan Alam for all his hard work and dedication and promote him to Senior Operations Organizer, and...hey does anybody else hear a high-pitched whistling sound?  (news.yahoo.com) (79)
(Yahoo) Amusing Surpassing Vladimir Putin as the greatest judo master in politics, Obama asks House Republicans to keep their word and enact the $1.2 trillion in across-the-board spending cuts they promised in April  (news.yahoo.com) (173)
(Fox News) Dumbass MPAA's Chris Dodd threatens to cut off Hollywood's campaign contributions if Obama does not change his position on SOPA  (foxnews.com) (479)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Guardian) Obvious Barack Obama's presidency, three years on - is it time to give up hope? Many one-time believers now say he has no stomach for a fight  (guardian.co.uk) (349)
(Politico) Asinine Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked  (politico.com) (99)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Obama political ad claims that Politifact certified as "Promise Kept" his campaign promise to clean up ethics in the White House. Politifact: "Um, well that was actually for one specific item back in 2009"  (politifact.com) (65)
(National Review) Obvious Obama's acceptance speech should be rich to say the least  (nationalreview.com) (128)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting Obamacare claims another victim, as United Health Group profits are up 21%  (startribune.com) (68)
(IBD) Fail Obama shuts down Disneyworld for a day so he can give a speech to Floridians about how to improve their struggling tourism industry  (news.investors.com) (141)
(The Anchoress) Obvious Millionaires and billionaires weren't evil when the uber-wealthy John Kerry was running for president  (patheos.com) (274)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Obama/Colbert 2012. Book it, done  (rawstory.com) (35)
(Fox News) Obvious If the GOP candidates play their cards right, then every time Obama comes out with a commercial like this then all they have to do is counter it with the evidence  (foxnews.com) (111)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass Andrew Sullivan claims that tax rates are at 50 year lows, which is true provided you ignore the past 50 years of data. Why are Obama's cheerleaders so dumb?  (newsbusters.org) (165)
(MSNBC) Stupid When George W. Bush rewarded his "bundler" donors with jobs and parties, the liberal outrage was like the fire of a thousand suns. So, naturally, when Barack Obama does the same thing, the liberal outrage is...nonexistent   (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (252)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting The DNC convention has been shortened to three days on the news that all Democrats have to do to win is let Republicans keep talking  (charlotteobserver.com) (26)
(Reuters) Dumbass Romney: "Did I say that I paid 15%? I actually used a sophisticated series of off-shore financial instruments to avoid paying taxes altogether. I technically qualified for the earned income tax credit in 2008. My bad"  (reuters.com) (169)
(CNN) Scary "Smoking object" thrown at White House during protest while Obamas were mere blocks away. It was an OWS protest, though, so let's not make any fast judgments or assumptions. Poor little scamp probably just wants to be loved  (cnn.com) (57)


Tue January 17, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Republicans put Family Feud on display. Romney is Richard Dawson, Santorum is Ray Combs, Perry is Richard Karn, Gingrich is Louie Anderson and Ron Paul isn't playing because game shows aren't in the Constitution   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (58)
(Time) Interesting Old and tired: WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBAMA, WHAR? New hotness: WHAR TAX RETURNS ROMNEY, WHAR?  (time.com) (246)
(Some Guy) Obvious Obama taking credit for the actions of SEAL Team 6 is like Nixon taking credit for Apollo 11  (hapblog.com) (393)
(CNN) Obvious "I'll name him...Mini-Romney"  (cnn.com) (13)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Republican voter enthusiasm is dropping faster than Rick Perry's support  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (70)
(Yahoo) Obvious New polls show disapproval of Congress has reached a record high of 84%, although a closer examination of the data reveals that 16% of respondents were, drunk, high, in mental instutions, and/or members of Congress  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Mon January 16, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Andrew Sullivan clears away the bullshiat and concludes that the Left is wrong, the Right is wrong, Obama is right, and he will be reelected  (thedailybeast.com) (322)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Network World) Obvious Obama on SOPA: I kind of oppose it....well, certain parts of it at least. And if it passes I shall give it a thought of whether to veto it or not.....but I will most likely sign it  (networkworld.com) (366)
(Media Matters) Stupid Today's Manufactured Conservative Outrage is *shakes 8-ball* Obama wants to help teenagers get summer jobs. Wait.. what? Seriously? This is a bad thing now?  (mediamatters.org) (220)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Ars Technica) Spiffy You know how police have been harassing people for filming instances police misconduct with their smartphones? Well it looks like the Obama Administration may finally be doing something about that  (arstechnica.com) (184)
(Buzzfeed) Asinine Rolling Stone writer who broke the McChrystal scandal paints a charming picture of petulant then-candidate Obama in Iraq: "(sigh) Pictures? With the troops? Again? But I already got my photo-op (pout)"  (buzzfeed.com) (125)
(Washington Post) Obvious Republicans: Government is too big, there are too many agencies, we need to cut, cut, CUT. Obama: Here's a starter list of six agencies I want to eliminate. Republicans: OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT  (washingtonpost.com) (203)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Sorta news: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Republican primary. Fark: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Democratic primary  (democratsforronpaul.com) (135)
(Politico) Dumbass Old and busted: Constitutional "money as speech" will make Republicans unbeatable. New Hotness: Political donations from dueling billionaires will keep Obama right where he is  (politico.com) (63)
(MSNBC) Stupid Mitt Romney picks up a key endorsement from John Bolton. Wait, this is supposed to be good news for Romney?  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (43)
(YouTube) Amusing President Obama singing Lady Gaga's Born This Way. I'm sure nobody will have a problem with this at all  (youtube.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Asinine ACLU: 92% of Gitmo detainees were never Al Qaeda. 86% turned over to coalition forces for a bounty. Youngest was 13. Oldest was ... 98. Over 200 FBI Agents reported abusive treatments. Bush released 532 prisoners. Obama: 68. 171 left  (aclu.org) (178)


Wed January 11, 2012
(UPI) Unlikely Romney, forgetting where he is, urges South Carolina voters to follow the lead of those damn Yankee folks up north  (upi.com) (46)
(Village Voice) Strange Fidel Castro endorses a robot for President of the United States, completely unaware of the 58% chance of a fatal robot attack  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Obvious Michelle Obama says she's she tired of being tagged with the "angry black woman" stereotype; and that she just MIGHT have to break a foot off in somebody's ass if they don't knock it off  (news.yahoo.com) (409)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Salon) Hero While Republican clowns continue their squabble and puffery, Obama has officially declared World War IV over. Wait, World War IV?  (salon.com) (145)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Obama's not a Socialist. Just ask the Socialists  (huffingtonpost.com) (226)
(Townhall) Sad With a half-century of experience as a witness to liberal media bias, I'm not easily shocked or outraged by current displays of it, but George Stephanopoulos deserves special notoriety for his disgraceful performance Saturday night  (townhall.com) (196)
(NPR) Interesting Thanks to Obamacare, Texans are owed $160 million in rebates from health insurers because they spend more than 20% on administrative overhead (e.g. lobbying, executive pay, etc). Guess who is trying to block this payout: The State of Texas  (npr.org) (118)
(The New Yorker) Interesting Five people conservatives should blame if Mitt Romney wins  (newyorker.com) (50)
(ChristianWire) Obvious At least someone is happy about the GOP field: Satan  (christiannewswire.com) (60)
(Boston.com) Amusing The voters of Dixville Notch, NH are famed for being the first town in the country to vote. So who got the most votes this morning? Barack Obama  (boston.com) (136)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette is racist because someone called her "Your Excellency" on Nickelodeon and Marie Antoinette was African-American. Or something like that  (bookwormroom.com) (410)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh: Obama presidency is reparations for slavery and Jim Crow  (huffingtonpost.com) (152)
(LA Times) Interesting William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November  (latimes.com) (24)
(AZCentral) Interesting If you think the entire nation has nothing by goodwill for Gabrielle Giffords and her husband, you should read this interview. "Every time I see them on TV it makes me want to vomit"  (azcentral.com) (347)
(Politico) Spiffy Snoop Dogg goes to the White House and asks the burning question of our time: Yo Prez, can we legalize marijuana already?  (politico.com) (232)
(ESPN) Fail Delonte West of the Dallas Mavericks will not be with the team visiting the White House because of a failed criminal background check  (espn.go.com) (68)
(SLTrib) Obvious Ap's fact check of the latest GOP debate finds that there MAY have been a few actual, verifiable facts uttered by the candidates, though they are still checking on whether somebody's real name could really be "Newt Gingrich"  (sltrib.com) (38)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Kansas GOP Speaker of the House sends emails praising The Obamas. LOL, Just kidding... He sent emails asking friends to pray for Obama's death and calling the First Lady "Mrs. YoMama"  (www2.ljworld.com) (226)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Not news: Republicans want to repeal Obamacare. News: They actually have a proposal with which to replace it. Fark: It looks an awful lot like Obamacare  (old.news.yahoo.com) (178)
(NPR) Unlikely The latest fundie teabagging right-wing news outlet to wonder if Obama is waging a war on religion is...NPR? That's it, cut the funding  (npr.org) (226)
(Bloomberg) Ironic Arizona's Governor on ObamaCare: This violates the tenth amendment. We shall fight this. Arizona's Governor on Medical Marijuana: This violates Federal law. Who are we to question them?  (bloomberg.com) (158)


Sat January 07, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Dumbass Michael Savage calls President Obama a "dictator coming out of his chrysalis." Oooh, someone got Savage a word-a-day calendar  (wnd.com) (156)
(CNN) Ironic Santorum: Obama is a snob for wanting Americans to be educated   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (311)
(Reuters) Followup In case if you have missed it, yesterday was the day that President Obama's lawyers went before the Supreme Court to explain how forcing Americans to give money to corporations is somehow constitutional  (reuters.com) (212)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Anti-Obama Facebook groups plan to fly "Impeach Obama" banner over Super Bowl  (beforeitsnews.com) (240)
(MSNBC) Sad The Obama administration broadens the definition of rape to include men. So, apparently, it wasn't legally possible to rape a man until now  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (186)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Boehner: Obama can't appoint anyone, because we're in session. Democrats: Okay, then let's get to work today. Boehner: We can't because we're not in session  (dailykos.com) (219)
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass "President Obama has exceeded his powers by making a recess appointment" says the guy who said the last President had the legal right to crush a child's testicles   (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com) (76)
(The New York Times) Interesting President Obama is trying to tie the Republican candidates to the unpopular Congress using a two-tier strategy. Let's see if the Republicans notice  (nytimes.com) (52)
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing Obama visits high school, tells students that he's inspired by their bullshiat-detection acumen  (realclearpolitics.com) (93)
(Breitbart.com) Hero Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, the White House, George Soros, and the mainstream MSM media were in cahoots to steal the election for Obama until heroic blogger-patriots delayed the release of a movie about bin Laden's murder  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (155)
(wmal.com) Silly GOP Florida Rep. Allen West hates President Obama's plan to cut military spending and that Speaker Boehner is leading an effective "kabuki dance" in Congress. Now there's a horrifying image you can never take back  (wmal.com) (53)
(Yahoo) Ironic MA Senator Scott Brown comes out in support of Obama's appointment of Cordray to run the CFPB. If he'd done that with Obama's first choice, he might not be about to get his ass kicked in the next election  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(Salon) Amusing Glenn Greenwald: If liberals said Bush was "shredding the constitution" for the War on Terror, not to call Obama on it is intellectual dishonesty of the worst kind. Liberals: DIE, HERETIC, DIE  (salon.com) (191)
(American Thinker) Sad In Barack Obama I saw a man who could single-handedly destroy the country and someone with no respect for the history, the Constitution, or the people of the United States  (americanthinker.com) (139)
(Boston Globe) Amusing Boston Globe passes over Mitt Romney and endorses Jon Huntsman. Awkward  (bostonglobe.com) (83)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Education News) Asinine Who are you going to believe about new Obama brain surgery death panels: 1. An anonymous guy calling into a right-wing talk show with secret proof, or 2. thousands of actual brain surgeons?  (educationviews.org) (132)
(Fox News) Amusing Great news for you morons in the housing market. Since you're too stupid to understand what you are doing Obama has set up an 800 number for you to call so the government can tell you if you're getting a good deal  (nation.foxnews.com) (66)
(Yahoo) Amusing And the biatchslapping of Congress continues. After "recess-appointing" Cordray to head the CFPB yesterday, Obama did the same for the three NLRB members Republicans have been blocking since last year  (news.yahoo.com) (224)
(JSOnline) Stupid President Obama to announce his summer jobs plan. Experts predict the economic effects shall be similar or exactly the same as all of his previous job plans  (jsonline.com) (80)
(NPR) Interesting Obama to end Kennedy's Flexible response defensive strategy. Conservatives respond with harsh remarks criticizing the font size used on the draft report  (npr.org) (35)
(The New York Times) Interesting Let me posit a hypothetical of why Perry is still campaigning : Rick Perry has discovered he's the evil son of Jor-El, destined to fight his half brother Obama for control of the universe. Otherwise, it's over dude   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (25)
(The New York Times) Interesting 2012: The year of the Obamacan?  (nytimes.com) (28)
(Boston.com) Obvious In pushing for quick approval of the Keystone pipeline, the oil industry's top lobbyist tells Obama that he's got real nice presidency there, it'd be a shame if something happened to it  (boston.com) (126)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Mother Jones) Unlikely Newt Gingrich bows out of the GOP race with his trademark class and poise  (motherjones.com) (182)
(CBS News) Amusing Last night in Iowa--the only place quieter than the Michelle Bachmann headquarters? The Barack Obama caucus meetings  (cbsnews.com) (112)
(The New York Times) Hero Despite the best efforts of the GOP to block him, Obama recess appoints the first ever head of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (516)
(Cato) Obvious November '11: Team Obama announces historic effort to fight $60b annual Medicare fraud. December '11: Team Obama abandons historic effort to fight $60b annual Medicare fraud  (cato-at-liberty.org) (192)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious McCain to endorse Romney. In related news, hotel rooms are going fast for Obama's second inauguration ceremony next January  (buzzfeed.com) (85)
(Politico) Amusing According to RON PAUL, RON PAUL is real winner at the Iowa caucuses. RON PAUL  (politico.com) (162)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Mitt Romney: "Obama will make us a welfare state, he will poison the spirit of America, and he will keep us from being a Nation Under God. He's also the great divider and I'm an optimist"  (washingtonpost.com) (133)
(Wired) Followup "Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars"  (wired.com) (129)
(OKHenderson) Obvious "Republican candidates more interested in defeating Obama than rebuilding America" says known socialist Obama supporter Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)  (okhenderson.com) (254)
(Reuters) Amusing Iran to U.S. Navy: Keep your fleet out of the Persian Gulf, or we'll publish pictures of us sinking your ships. U.S. Navy: That'd be one hell of a Photoshop job  (reuters.com) (512)
(Buzzfeed) Unlikely Just so you can say you've now seen it, here is Ron Paul's secret plan to actually win  (buzzfeed.com) (143)


Mon January 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail Some Iowa Democrats caucusing for RON PAUL because Obama is too weak-kneed and conservative  (articles.latimes.com) (404)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Newt Gingrich says Obama shouldn't take 2012 salary because he won't be in the office much and he doesn't have a pocket constitution to govern with  (washingtonpost.com) (119)
(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time  (news.yahoo.com) (23)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly It's time for World Net Daily's "Most ignored stories of 2011." Why yes they all have to do with disproved Obama "conspiracies" and other ridiculous stretches of the imagination  (wnd.com) (154)
(Washington Post) Stupid Can Obama win re-election as a mere-mortal? Or must he regain immortality and run again as the Messiah? Can he be the same Messiah, or a different Messiah? Someone sounds concerned  (washingtonpost.com) (101)
(The Daily Beast) Amusing How nasty is the 2012 election going to get? Well, it hasn't offically started yet, and Mitt Romey has already compared Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian  (thedailybeast.com) (56)
(AFP) Scary Right now, six people running for the job of the leader of the most powerful nation on earth are trying desperately to convince voters that they don't believe in science and won't govern based on it  (thejakartaglobe.com) (511)


Sun January 01, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely Fifteen religious predictions for 2012 includes classic Apocalypse occurring if President Obama is reelected  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (104)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Obama's NDAA Signing Statement: I have the power to detain Americans...but I won't  (infowars.com) (288)
(Yahoo) Interesting According to the people who put their money where their mouth is Obama is 54% likely to be elected, Dems have only a 20% chance of keeping the Senate but they've now got a 33% shot at taking the House. So bet the over  (news.yahoo.com) (94)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Handsome President and all-around swell guy Mitt Romney calls Barack Obama "a footnote in history" (link updated)   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (144)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Obama "no longer needs Congress to promote his agenda," says fear will keep the local systems in line  (chicagotribune.com) (114)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Obama and the feds decrease the amount of hours spent on Federal paperwork to a mere 8.8 billion hours. How did they do this? They declared the same paperwork simply takes less time to fill out this year  (chicagotribune.com) (55)
(Slate) Stupid Mitt Romney, on Pres. Obama: "He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America." Because fark Hawaiians  (slatest.slate.com) (229)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Barack Obama traveled to Mars twice in the 1980s  (exopolitics.blogs.com) (202)
(Some Guy) Interesting Just like progressives and Obama, white supremacists shocked to find out Ron Paul not one of their own  (politickerny.com) (282)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious It's time again for your "Obama gets a free ride on the tough issues by the liberal media" media story of the day  (realclearpolitics.com) (119)
(The Week) Fail The worst political gaffes of 2011. The hard part was narrowing the list to ten  (theweek.com) (89)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney's son is a birther, says Obama should release his birth certificate. Which he did. Over a year ago. Meanwhile, no one has seen Romney's tax returns  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (106)
(Economist) Obvious Point: The Republican Party is a dysfunctional mess. Counterpoint: Ooh, look at me, I read The Economist  (economist.com) (103)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Michele Bachmann believes there is a grand conspiracy between Google, Facebook and facts working for Obama   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (278)
(Investors Business Daily) Interesting Jon Huntsman most closely aligns with American's self-reported political views, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to change his name to "Rodrigo" and become a ventriloquist  (news.investors.com) (80)
(RealClearPolitics) Hero Karl Rove's political predictions for 2012: Republicans will keep the House, take the Senate, Obamacare will be overturned, Sarah Palin will become president, and Obama will be forced to take a job shoveling elephant crap at the circus  (realclearpolitics.com) (109)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Asinine Today in "I'm fairly certain this is illegal" news: The Virginia GOP will make Republican primary voters sign a loyalty pledge to back the nominee, regardless of who wins, or they won't be allowed to vote  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (243)
(The Hill) Obvious Obama tries to gain the favor of Politics-tab Farkers by eating a dinner that includes bacon-wrapped pork loin. This might be the one thing bacon can't do  (thehill.com) (57)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Robert Reich's prediction for 2012 (based on absolutely no inside information): Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden swap places, Biden becomes Secretary of State - so get ready for a Obama-Clinton Presidential ticket  (huffingtonpost.com) (83)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Slate) Spiffy President Obama is the most admired man in the world  (slatest.slate.com) (418)
(Yahoo) Interesting U.S. sends the Iranians a little message about closing the strategic Strait of Hormuz if the West imposes sanctions. The U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet  (news.yahoo.com) (363)
(Huffington Post) Fail Today on What the F*ck is Wrong with Michele Bachmann: "Obama supplies abortion pills 8 year-old girls"  (huffingtonpost.com) (550)
(Politico) Amusing The top ten political blunders of 2011, including Rick Perry choosing to debate, Mitch Daniels sitting the election out and whatever the hell Tim Pawlenty is  (politico.com) (46)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Boston Herald) Interesting Reach into your pockets (but not too deep), because Obama has new tax for you in 2012  (bostonherald.com) (32)
(NPR) Amusing President Obama holds baby and whispers in his ear: "Sock it to me, baby", baby complies  (npr.org) (109)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Obama approval rating hits highest level since July, unanimously wins 'Comeback player of the Year' award  (dailymail.co.uk) (186)
(American Thinker) Obvious Obama's racket: Define poverty as somewhere close to median income, independent of how 'poor' they really are. Use the government to 'fix' this injustice. Then rake in the votes and love of the beneficiaries  (americanthinker.com) (291)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mother Jones) Spiffy The Obama administration's Christmas present to America? Hint: it's cleaner than a puppy  (motherjones.com) (236)
(Some Guy) Amusing Kids are getting smartererer: the percentage in England who think we celebrate Obama's birthday on December 25th is down to 9%  (3am.co.uk) (72)
(The New York Times) Interesting President Obama has no intention of sending troops back into Iraq, even if it were to devolve into Civil War. So, abandonment then  (nytimes.com) (355)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Cash is King: The Obama administration appears to have softened a U.S. ban on Internet gambling  (news.yahoo.com) (56)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Kos) Scary War on Christmas enters new and dangerous stage as Obama attempts to destroy it by wearing its name out  (dailykos.com) (126)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting More people are wanting an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle under their Christmas tree this year  (ajc.com) (82)
(Some Guy) Silly Trump switches his voter registration from 'Republican' to 'Unaffiliated' just in case the GOP fails to nominate a candidate who can defeat Obama  (couriermail.com.au) (78)
(USA Today) Obvious Obama denies being "Spock-like". Clinton celebrates being Kirk-like. Biden celebrates being one of those red-shirt guys  (content.usatoday.com) (69)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Followup Obama signs Boehner's extension  (cnn.com) (92)
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Happy holidays from Fox News, where President Obama is a "skinny, ghetto crackhead"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (235)
(Some Guy) Unlikely A slide show of Michelle Obama so you can decide for yourself if the First Lady has a 'large posterior'  (usnews.com) (224)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Is Obama administration probe of Sheriff Joe a ploy for Hispanic votes? Aquí venga la política  (blog.chron.com) (114)


Thu December 22, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing House Majority Leader Eric Cantor invites President Obama to negotiations on Capitol Hill, says "He could bring his dog" because I'm pet friendly. Ummmm, whatever you're into Mr Cantor  (realclearpolitics.com) (87)
(Telegraph) Dumbass Top ten dumb Obama administration quotes for 2011. Surprisingly, Biden only appears twice  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (103)
(Al Jazeera) Obvious "Like Clinton before him, but even more so, Obama is a neo-liberal, not a New Deal liberal, and the difference between the two is as big as the difference between night and day"  (aljazeera.com) (120)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ladies, there is nothing wrong with your vaginas. Do not attempt to adjust your vaginas. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from your inner organs to the Ohio state capitol  (news.yahoo.com) (204)
(Telegraph) Obvious Matt Damon dismisses Barack Obama as 'one-term President'  (telegraph.co.uk) (323)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The American Interest) Interesting French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (83)
(Salon) Cool The Republican battle over the payroll tax cut is great news for Obama, whose political enemies are making him look really, really good  (salon.com) (100)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Media Matters) Strange The latest Soros-funded cartoonishly evil left-wing liberal organization to wage war on Christmas is....The National Rifle Association?  (mediamatters.org) (124)
(Yahoo) Obvious Sarah Palin says it's not too late to send her more money  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (111)
(Politico) Obvious Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL  (politico.com) (117)
(The Daily Caller) Stupid Man publishes 200-page book of nothing but blank pages: 'Everything Obama Knows About The Economy', because 'get it' it's so funny and original. HURRRR *snort*  (dailycaller.com) (202)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Fail "I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out" Herman Cain said to one of his mistresses as he blamed the 'liberal media' for his failed presidential campaign  (news.yahoo.com) (113)
(Economist) Spiffy For the first time in forty years America's prison population has actually decreased. Either the costs of locking up non-violent offenders is to blame, or Obama is releasing them to rape your women and children  (economist.com) (69)


Sun December 18, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Romney attacks Obama over US troop withdrawal from Iraq, forgets which President brokered the withdrawal in the first place. Next up: Attacking Obama for TARP bailout  (bbc.co.uk) (133)
(Library of Congress) Interesting Your comparison is invalid because the poetry of the young Barack Obama is far better than the poetry of the young Jimmy Carter, whose work is Vogon-level at best  (loc.gov) (51)
(Hawaii Reporter) Asinine Obama's 17-day Hawaii vacation estimated cost: $4,135,038. The .0001%  (hawaiireporter.com) (349)
(MSNBC) Followup War is over (if you want it)  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (197)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Politico) Hero "Total appropriations - emergency and non-emergency - in 2012 are expected to be no more than $1.181 trillion, about $30 billion less than 2011 and an estimated $94 billion below fiscal 2010 when Democrats controlled Congress"  (politico.com) (305)
(Some Guy) Obvious Most Americans think Obama doesn't deserve second term. "Unemployment wasn't the change we were hoping for"  (king5.com) (159)
(CBS News) Sad Rick Perry will trim five trillion from Obama's 3.7 trillion budget. Sad tag steps in after Obvious, Dumbass, Stupid and Fail tags die in suicide pact  (cbsnews.com) (66)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Hospital won't perform surgery on your wife. Do you A.) Get second opinion, B.) File lawsuit, or C.) Threaten to kill Obama and blow up the hospital  (clarionledger.com) (99)
(Spiegel) Ironic "If it hadn't been for the US intervention in Iraq, the 'Arab Spring' might have broken out years earlier"  (spiegel.de) (103)
(Salon) Scary Glenn Greenwald discusses three myths about the Detention Bill (NDAA) that Obama has agreed to sign off on. And yes, it's much worse than we've been led to believe  (salon.com) (298)
(AL.com) Stupid Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind  (blog.al.com) (169)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Think Progress) Dumbass Romney says Obama is "weak and timid" for not pushing America headlong into a war with Iran or whatever  (thinkprogress.org) (116)
(NPR) Followup No, Obama did not j/k on his promise to veto the defense bill if it included language to incarcerate without due process. Language of the bill was changed to exempt US citizens before being signed  (npr.org) (259)
(Townhall) Obvious Democrats didn't improve anything and nothing has been made better. According to President Obama's own standard, and contrary to what he said on "60 Minutes," he does not deserve a second term  (townhall.com) (121)
(Reuters) Unlikely Tea Party groups have evolved into increasingly sophisticated and effective network of activists. With helpful pic of what sophisticated, effective activist might look like  (reuters.com) (77)
(Guardian) Sad Obama jk's his promise to veto the bill that gives him the power to disappear Americans who displease him. Tag is for the United States Constitution, 1787 - 2011  (guardian.co.uk) (260)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Is the GOP handing Obama another term?  (chicagotribune.com) (144)
(JSOnline) Sad The government can't require you to get an ID. But has no problem requiring you to buy Obamacare  (jsonline.com) (220)


Wed December 14, 2011
(ABC) Obvious Democrats to bend over on the millionaires' tax  (abcnews.go.com) (148)
(Huffington Post) Stupid President Obama's senior advisors recommend he not veto NDAA bill that would make you safe, citizen. Continue on  (huffingtonpost.com) (326)
(BBC) Spiffy President Obama gives the only two-word slogan the troops and their families want to hear. "Welcome Home"  (bbc.co.uk) (202)
(Morning Examiner) Obvious Since his election, President Obama has made good on his pledge to "spread the wealth around." Problem is that is hasn't been "good for everybody" like he and his supporters thought it would be   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (196)
(Talking Points Memo) Cool If the Republicans run an incredibly long primary, it will be good news...for Team Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)
(ABC) Interesting Well GOP the good news is that Obama's unfavorable rating with voters is that it's highest level ever. The bad news? Independents are running away from Newt like rats from a sinking ship  (abcnews.go.com) (69)
(Fox News) Obvious "In the dozen swing states where voters will decide the 2012 presidential election, a new Gallup/USA Today poll shows President Obama losing to the current Republican frontrunners by significant margins"  (foxnews.com) (236)
(Yahoo) Amusing Conservative talk show host offers Newt $1 million to go do anything else but run for president  (news.yahoo.com) (132)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Facing Obama's veto threat, Congress caves, and drops the whole "let's completely dismantle the 4th amendment" rider from the new Defense spending bill  (news.yahoo.com) (405)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama's NTSB wants to take your cell phone away  (washingtonpost.com) (509)
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Don't look now, but Obama is beating both Romney and Gingrich in South Carolina. Does this mean he's headed for a landslide victory next November?  (thedailybeast.com) (193)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obamacare Mandate has thrown more than 100,000 health insurance agents and brokers under the bus and given them the gift of an unemployment line just before the holidays  (news.yahoo.com) (680)


Mon December 12, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory  (bbc.co.uk) (101)
(Some Guy) Amusing Fox News 'Stunned' By Its Own Poll That Says President Obama Will Win  (addictinginfo.org) (280)
(Washington Post) Hero President Obama: "Republican intransigence has stymied my efforts to enact policies to improve the economy"  (washingtonpost.com) (252)
(The Raw Story) Stupid Tea Party compares Obama to a skunk: "It is half black, it is half white, and almost everything it does, stinks." But don't you dare call them racist  (rawstory.com) (381)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup "Invented people" respond that Gingrich is a 100% authentic ignorant, racist, cracker  (news.yahoo.com) (279)
(USA Today) Obvious Facts have a liberal bias  (usatoday.com) (160)
(NPR) Obvious Obama: "Happy holidays everyone." Congress: "For hate's sake we spit our last breath at thee"  (npr.org) (130)


Sat December 10, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Obama sets off White House metal detector. Knowing it is the only way to keep him out of the White House, Republicans introduce bill to force Obama to carry a 50 pound piece of steel in his pants at all times  (content.usatoday.com) (86)
(SFGate) Obvious Obama says jobless rate could drop to 8 percent before he faces re-election ... but don't hold him to it  (sfgate.com) (141)
(Reuters) Ironic Boehner: "It is my hope that the president will accept this measure so that Americans can see that we are still capable of working together to the meet the challenges we face"  (reuters.com) (116)
(UPI) Obvious Obama tells GOP to "stop the games". Republicans, however, know the only way to win is to not play at all  (upi.com) (50)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Hot Air) Asinine Did the Obama administration delay the report on Volt fires? No, but that's a much more outrageous headline than "The Obama administration didn't delay the report on Volt fires," so you can see the pickle Hot Air was in  (hotair.com) (157)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Guardian) Interesting Newt Gingrich's sister is backing Obama in 2012. Well, gay half-sister, but still  (guardian.co.uk) (81)
(LA Times) Hero President Obama: "Ask Bin Laden if I engage in appeasement"  (latimes.com) (386)
(Hot Air) Cool CEO of the company that owns Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and P.J. McPootertoots says Obama's job killing regulations are hampering his ablility to produce food that tastes like the salty discharge of a diseased marine animal  (hotair.com) (248)
(Politico) Asinine Remember the STOCK Act, which would ban insider trading by members of Congress? A House committee "postponed indefinitely" a vote on it after senior Republican leadership told the chairman to knock it off  (politico.com) (56)
(Seattle Times) Interesting Starbucks' general counsel retires to help Obama campaign's chances grow from Tall to Venti  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Amusing Thanks to GIS, we know how big Bill Clinton's penis is. We know how big George Bush's penis is. We know how big Barack Obama's penis is. And now in ASL, Michelle Obama tells us, well, you know  (ragn.tumblr.com) (31)
(YouTube) Obvious Rachel Maddow tears Obama a new one over Prolonged Detention  (youtube.com) (156)
(CBS News) Obvious Confirmed: Newly acquired documents show that the Obama Administration intended to use the covert gunwalker operation "Fast and Furious" to argue for controversial new laws regulating U.S. gun sales  (cbsnews.com) (765)


Wed December 07, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Another FARK-ready headline: Hungry Swedes queue up for Obama's sausage  (thelocal.se) (37)
(Jezebel) Spiffy Obamacare opponent changes mind after realizing that Obamacare is gonna help her get treated for breast cancer  (jezebel.com) (333)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Santorum: The killing of Bin Laden proves Obama can't keep secrets. Pass it on  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (153)
(Fox News) Interesting Obama's kids are being served "garlic roasted edamame" for lunch today at their private school... the other 99% of us have no freaking idea what that is  (foxnews.com) (386)
(CBS News) NewsFlash Blagojevich to get 14 years of getting his seat filled  (cbsnews.com) (276)
(CNN) Obvious The Obama economic strategy is short on details? I am Jack's total lack of surprise  (money.cnn.com) (104)
(Washington Post) Interesting Has Obama ever tried to explain how taking more money from the wealthy will benefit the poor? Has the media ever asked him that question?  (washingtonpost.com) (255)
(NPR) Sick GOP break 2005 truce and filibuster Obama's nominee for the DC Court of Appeals. Why? According to the Senior GOP senator on the Judiciary Committee Not because there is anything wrong with her, but just for "payback"  (npr.org) (179)
(Big Journalism) Fail It's official: The Obama administration is arming Mexican drug cartels. No, really  (bigjournalism.com) (241)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing RNC accidentally invites Yahoo news to join private conference call. Their genius 2012 strategy: Obama is a flip-flopper  (news.yahoo.com) (60)
(Reuters) Amusing Calling for middle class tax cuts is now "starkly populist", bordering on "socialism"  (reuters.com) (79)
(Some Guy) Photoshop In honor of Reince Priebus offering a $100 reward for a photo of Obama with Sen. Bob Casey, photoshop Obama and Casey meeting in unexpected ways  (buildingabrandonline.com) (29)
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting Donald Trump finds no proof Obama's mother was even in the hospital in Hawaii, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to walk down K Street wearing a T-shirt with "FART" written in big letters on it  (wnd.com) (181)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Yahoo) Hero After Herman Cain suspends his presidential campaign, his former opponents attempt to court his base by basically saying, "If you were crazy enough to vote for him you are crazy enough to vote for me"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Mediaite) Obvious George Will calls Herman Cain an 'entrepreneurial charlatan' who used his campaign 'as a book tour.' Why won't the liberal, mainstream, MSM, in-bed-with-Obama socialist Muslim media leave Cain alone?  (mediaite.com) (98)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Forbes) Cool The bomb buried in Obamacare explodes today. This is bad news for Ob... wait...what? ...For profit insurance companies? Cue Ha-Ha guy in 3-2-1  (forbes.com) (373)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Mediaite) Stupid Mitt Romney on new jobless numbers: "Obama will have a hard time putting perfume on this pig." In related news, Sarah Palin considers filing copyright infringement suit against Mitt Romney  (mediaite.com) (172)
(CNN) Dumbass Obama betrays his Muslim faith at White House Christmas tree lighting  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (285)
(Politico) Followup Senate passes bill with terrifying disputation policies. House says it's not lupus  (politico.com) (39)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Gun) Silly I wouldn't want to be in the bunker when Hitler finds out he's been compared to Stalin and Obama  (washington.cbslocal.com) (172)
(AP) Unlikely Obama: 'I'm going to need another term to finish the job'  (hosted.ap.org) (278)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Gingrich's secret electoral weapon: voter senility  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (29)
(Politico) Followup Romney camp preparing to launch an attack against Newt Gingrich. Fortunately, there's no way they can miss  (politico.com) (11)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting President Obama has a secret iPad, which holds our top secret plan to take the Bay of Pigs with angry avian creatures   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Amusing Republicans offer $100 reward for photo of Pennsylvania Senator with President Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (132)
(Wonkette) Dumbass Obama accidentally refers to UK embassy as "English," which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be chased out of Washington by Braveheart extras  (wonkette.com) (332)
(Springfield Republican) Dumbass Massachusetts, which recently moved the 2012 state primary to avoid a Jewish holy day, has to move it again to avoid a Democratic holy day  (masslive.com) (18)
(Some New Guy) Obvious Obama needs to rebrand himself. But not like the "New Coke," more like Kim Kardashian  (usnews.com) (42)
(MSNBC) Spiffy The horrible impact of Obamacare continues, as one million more kids gain health insurance in the last three years  (msnbc.msn.com) (350)


Tue November 29, 2011
(MSNBC) Cool New military enlistment perk: Less groping at the airport  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Asinine The same week he pardoned a bird from death, Obama legalized the slaughter of horses in the US. What a turkey  (technorati.com) (147)
(NYPost) Scary Obama's unbelievably ill-timed visit to New York City on the same day as the lighting of the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center will be a thousand times worse than 9/11, according to a totally unbiased source  (nypost.com) (171)
(Salon) Dumbass Orly Taitz has found new allies in the New Hampshire GOP as she continues on her mad quest to incorrectly prove Obama isn't a natural born citizen  (salon.com) (150)
(Washington Times) Fail Obama uses taxpayer cash to back ACORN name changes used to dodge the law  (washingtontimes.com) (171)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Washington Times) Dumbass Within four weeks, it will be a crime to manufacture a 100-watt version of Thomas A. Edison's brilliant invention. Thanks Obama ....wait, it was Bush?  (washingtontimes.com) (248)
(The New York Times) Interesting Obama campaign strategery to focus on the downtrodden who think that government will help them and the intellecutal elite who think government can help   (campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com) (183)
(Yahoo) Interesting Enraged Pakistanis are protesting the US government and burning Obama in effigy, now edge Gingrich in recent GOP polls  (news.yahoo.com) (126)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Atlantic) Interesting Why do liberals ignore the fact that Obama has not kept his campaign promises? Bonus: Written by a liberal  (theatlantic.com) (428)
(Fox News) Interesting Newt picks up key NH newspaper endorsement. Too early for subby to point out that Obama and Gingrich can be rearranged to spell "Magic Brain Hog?"  (foxnews.com) (122)
(Huffington Post) Caption Caption this Bill Murray and Obama meet-and-greet  (i.huffpost.com) (79)


Sat November 26, 2011
(UPI) Unlikely Herman Cain compares himself to Dwight Eisenhower, falls a wee bit short  (upi.com) (129)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Republicans upset because Obama doesn't mention God in Thanksgiving address. In other news, Subby is pissed Obama didn't mention Galactus, The Doctor, Tom Servo, and other important fictional characters, too  (dailymail.co.uk) (336)


Thu November 24, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh responds to Jimmy Fallon's use of "Lyin' Ass biatch" for Michele Bachmann with a thoughtful, pensive monologue. Just kidding, he "introduces" Michelle Obama to the strains of "Baby Got Back"  (realclearpolitics.com) (409)
(11 Alive) Asinine Company's actual policy: 'We are not hiring until Obama is gone'. Thanks 'Company America' for helping out with the unemployment situation  (11alive.com) (564)


Wed November 23, 2011
(BBC) Asinine Scottish university's Conservative Student Association burns effigy of Obama because... well, nobody's sure. But they once burned an effigy of Nelson Mandela if that helps explain things?  (bbc.co.uk) (60)


Tue November 22, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Romney hits Obama in new campaign ad...which completely misquotes Obama. Wait...a dishonest politician? Shut the front door  (upi.com) (76)
(Fox News) Ironic Obama urges Congress not to let tax cuts expire  (foxnews.com) (62)
(ABC) Asinine Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything  (abcnews.go.com) (411)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Obama pardoning a bunch of his hippy pothead friends  (huffingtonpost.com) (105)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Hero Congress: Lol, we'll just undo the automatic budget cuts. Obama: Aw hellz no  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (163)
(NewsBusters) Interesting So using Chris Matthews' definition of what is a racist, guess who is a racist  (newsbusters.org) (189)
(Some Guy) Dumbass While running aroung like a chicken with his head cut off squawking about creating jobs, Obama fails to notice that his signature health care law is doing the exact opposite  (blog.heritage.org) (190)
(Fox News) Asinine Slash Medicare? Sure. Cut Social Security? Okey dokey. Take a nickel out of the defense budget? DEVASTATING  (foxnews.com) (270)


Sun November 20, 2011
(News.com.au) Asinine Oliver Stone yells at cloud  (news.com.au) (60)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Rick Santorum doesn't really believe Obama's a Muslim, but he refuses to correct people who believe that falsehood   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (115)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Michele Bachmann: "Solyndra makes Watergate look like child's play"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (154)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Shale Guy) Interesting Fracking Obama says 'no' to jobs, new energy production for the unemployed masses in Ohio   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (223)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Bachmann says she hasn't made any gaffes  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (134)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Rick Perry: Nancy Pelosi is afraid of a strong, smart, conservative man  (huffingtonpost.com) (113)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup See what you did, TeaParty? White House Shooter "believed he was Jesus and thought President Barack Obama was the anti-Christ"  (kptv.com) (168)
(Fox News) Misc Obama mistakenly refers to Hawaii as 'Asia' during summit. Leads instantly to slightly higher approval ratings amongst Republican voters  (foxnews.com) (106)
(Boston.com) Asinine Mitt Romney's staff erased state issued hard drives when he left Massachusetts. Somehow, this is Obama's fault  (boston.com) (36)
(News.com.au) Interesting His smile alone could power a Third World country. She blushes, like a high school girl who has, finally, after much bedroom plotting, captured the gaze of the football captain  (news.com.au) (178)
(Some Guy) Strange Even the President of the United States can't stop copper thieves from looting. No, not Obama. Abraham Lincoln  (wsiltv.com) (60)
(CNN) Dumbass "How do you say that in Cuban?" Que?  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (121)
(MSNBC) Unlikely Perry: President Obama "grew up in a privileged way"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (321)


Wed November 16, 2011
(TMZ) Obvious Winning: Obama's DUI-busted illegal alien Uncle Onyango clerking at liquor store  (tmz.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Interesting Forget Iran and North Korea... we're going to war with Australia  (english.alarabiya.net) (89)
(CNN) Obvious In a recent CNN poll Obama's 46% approval ranks above only Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford. See, I told you he is a better president than Jimmy Carter   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (137)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Slate) Obvious NPR's Michele Norris voluntarily stepped down after her husband took a job with the Obama campaign. What does George Will do after his wife goes to work for Rick Perry? Repeatedly bash Romney in his columns  (slate.com) (119)
(Abc.net.au) Silly US president insured against crocodile attack. Oh come on, when is he ever going to need.... oh Australia, it makes sense now  (abc.net.au) (64)
(CBS News) Asinine Obama: "Our kids are too fat." Congress: "Our kids are not fat enough"  (cbsnews.com) (313)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Starpulse) Cool "Glee" star Lauren Potter is down with President Obama's Committee for People With Intellectual Disabilities  (starpulse.com) (65)
(Politico) Obvious I hear that Herman Cain has no idea what a Libya is and why we got involved there  (politico.com) (183)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Rick Perry the candidate: "Federal spending and Obamacare are killing this country". Rick Perry the governor: "Can I have $24 billion, please? Oh, and we'll take some of that health care money, too"  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)
(Bloomberg) Hero Obama has had enough of China's pegging and reaming of the dollar  (bloomberg.com) (56)
(Smh.com.au) Obvious Coincidentally, the Iranian arms chief spontaneously detonates. Coincidentally  (smh.com.au) (72)
(CBS News) Obvious Obama to world leaders in Hawaii: maybe dressing like Don Ho isn't the best visual  (cbsnews.com) (46)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Obama: "Cain and Bachmann are wrong about waterboarding"   (news.talkingpointsmemo.com) (131)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Herman Cain criticizes Obama for Bush cancelling the space shuttle program  (rr.com) (238)
(The Raw Story) Amusing It takes balls to sing an 'Occupy' song at a dinner for world leaders. It takes skill to do it for 40 minutes and not be noticed  (rawstory.com) (148)
(LA Times) Obvious The Obama administration just awarded a $433-million smallpox drug deal in a no bid deal. Never mind that it costs about $255 per dose, or that they were a major contributor to his campaign. So, there's always that  (latimes.com) (196)
(Fox News) Dumbass Obama to China: The United States is "lazy"  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (128)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious I could not be married to a Democrat. Just couldn't. It's more than politics - it's an entirely different world and national view of everything   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (271)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The Hill) Asinine Because destroying the Gulf of Mexico wasn't good enough, let's open up unrestricted drilling in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge  (thehill.com) (152)
(USA Today) Amusing Asked about campaigning, the President replied "I don't think it requires us to go negative [...] We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim. We won't even comment on them, we'll just run those in a loop"  (content.usatoday.com) (600)
(Huffington Post) Stupid How stupid is Jim DeMint (R-SC)? He was the lone "no" vote on a bill to give tax breaks to businesses that hire veterans. Why? Because it's an "Obama trick"  (huffingtonpost.com) (164)
(new american) Followup Obama administration drops Christmas tree tax, landing and takeoff fees for Santa still in effect  (thenewamerican.com) (66)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine How badly does the base of the GOP hate Mitt? After last night's debate all but clinched Romney's path to the nomination, they're already openly fantasizing about a brokered convention or a floor fight to draft Palin  (news.yahoo.com) (266)
(Some Guy) Amusing Obama's poll numbers continue to plunge, crash, plummet, nosedive and surge upward  (businessinsider.com) (278)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Democrats and Republicans each deny blame for the failing super committee. Just blame it on Obama, everybody else does  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (201)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Obama to sign executive order to reduce government waste. Fraud, abuse inconsolable  (huffingtonpost.com) (73)
(Wired) Cool ISPs: 'We want to slow down internet traffic we don't like.' FCC: 'No.' Congress: 'Yes.' Obama: 'Oh hell naw'  (wired.com) (103)
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama administration to impose new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees, called the Christmas Tree Tax, which will support a new fed program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees. Outrage in your evergreens to the right  (blog.heritage.org) (177)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico) Stupid Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic  (politico.com) (198)
(CNN) Obvious Totally unconstitutional Obamacare law that will never withstand legal challenges and violates every constitutional principle ever... once again judged constitutional  (cnn.com) (204)


Mon November 07, 2011
(YNet news) Obvious Obama and French president Sarkozy engage in a little bonding at the G20 Summit. Fark: Over how much they both hate Israeli president Netanyahu  (ynetnews.com) (181)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Wall St. banks have earned more under three years of Obama than they did under eight years of Bush. That's some fine socialism, that is  (huffingtonpost.com) (79)
(Yahoo) Obvious Among their top presidential candidates, one is as electrifying as oatmeal, another is mired in a scandal, and the third is having to deny he was drunk/high during a major speech. Maybe it IS for the GOP time to panic  (news.yahoo.com) (149)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Rep Rehberg (R-MT): "I do not agree with that Obama/Gadhaffi cartoon I was waving around" At least not once he was caught doing it  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (48)
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)
(The New York Times) Interesting NY Times: Jon Huntsman the most likely to defeat Obama in 2012 -- despite Huntsman's ability to walk upright and inability to spew gibberish  (nytimes.com) (184)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious What is beyond dispute is that Obama hates America. He hates everything that America stands for. He hates the goodness of America. He hates the prosperity of America. He hates the freedom of America  (teapartynation.com) (309)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Noted liberal wingnut Bill Kristol concedes 2012 to Obama. As Kristol has never been right about anything, this is bad news for Obama  (rawstory.com) (112)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Media Matters) Obvious Juan Williams to Fox co-hosts: "The reasons you guys are so afraid of Occupy Wall Street is ... because they have the power to change the national narrative and to elect not only Obama, but to elect Democrats in this country"  (mediamatters.org) (514)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Reuters) Interesting VP Biden finally unleashes his secret weapon against terrified Republicans: Trying to be nice  (reuters.com) (83)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious "Walmart moms" may be the key to Obama's re-election. **shudder**  (realclearpolitics.com) (94)
(WorldNetDaily) Fail Obama adviser calls for 'militancy' at Occupy protests  (wnd.com) (143)
(The New York Times) Asinine President Obama tells Europe to get its economic house in order so the Euro wouldn't fall. Meanwhile in other news, the dollar continues its downward spiral  (nytimes.com) (44)
(USA Today) Interesting Obama tops Forbes' list of world's most powerful people, narrowly edging out Ryan Seacrest  (content.usatoday.com) (17)


Thu November 03, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting "Obama has gone from a modest favorite to win re-election to, probably, a slight underdog," according to noted RethugliKKKan right-wing fascist neocon shill, Nate Silver  (nytimes.com) (331)
(WorldNetDaily) Scary 11/11/11 protesters call for resignation of Obama, VP Joe Biden, the Fartbama cabinet, staff and the unelected czars, as well Supreme Court justices chosen by Taxbama  (wnd.com) (223)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Poll shows Obama's approval rating has risen from "Two ferrets fighting in your pants" to "Oh god, BATS IN MY HAIR" levels  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (141)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Eric Cantor (R-Va in public, D-Va in private communications)  (politicususa.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Obvious It is incomprehensible that these so called educated judges cannot understand the plain meaning of the second amendment. It is therefore reasonable to assume that they are intentionally misreading it. Therefore they are terrorists  (ammoland.com) (269)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Fox News) Fail Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush  (foxnews.com) (196)
(The Hill) Asinine Donald Trump, who based his entire bid for the presidency on allegation that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii, calls Cain allegations 'very unfair'  (gop12.thehill.com) (178)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting Obama gives more free handouts to people who didn't work for them  (washingtonpost.com) (159)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Just before peeling out of the WaPo parking lot in his IROC-Z while blasting his Maiden/Priest mix tape, George Will says Mitt Romney is an elitist what thinks he's better than you who wants to take away your smokes and truck nutz  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (78)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Hey, instead of trying to find a GOP candidate that can defeat Obama in the next election, why not just file a lawsuit that will prevent Obama from running? What could possibly go wrong?  (wnd.com) (154)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting How one of those crazy anti-Obama email chains ends up a talking point of a major GOP presidential candidate   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (68)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Foolocracy) Fail We're not racists. We're "Honkies for Herman"  (foolocracy.com) (103)
(Politico) Ironic Obama's newest ally? Rick Perry  (politico.com) (14)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Times) Stupid The State Department has spent $70,000 to stock all its foreign embassies with hundreds of copies of Obama's memoir from 1995. Change we can believe in  (washingtontimes.com) (204)
(Yahoo) Sad In 2006, multimillionaire Barack Obama failed to pay $8,558.46 in state income taxes, forcing the state of Illinois to file a tax lien that he fought until 2008. This would be an outrage, if it were actually Obama, and not Herman Cain  (news.yahoo.com) (125)
(The New York Times) Obvious Obama's foreign policy failures aren't his own fault. They're America's fault  (nytimes.com) (144)
(Yahoo) Amusing Obama likens GOP presidential race to 'Survivor'; Cain taxes 1 of every 9 coconuts, Romney frequently changes alliances, Bachmann is good at building tax shelters, and Santorum wants to vote out the token gay guy  (news.yahoo.com) (55)


Tue October 25, 2011
(CNN) Hero In an obvious response to OWS, Obama is going to allow you to consolidate your student loan and pay a lower interest rate  (money.cnn.com) (446)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup House GOP secretly set up a trap for Obama, but since we all know the trap, and he knows the trap, it's not really a trap, now is it?  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (168)
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Repealing Obamacare would explode the budget deficit. But it would also piss off liberals, which is all that really matters  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (179)
(BusinessWeek) Unlikely Administration's refinance fix will "shock and awe" the economy. Tag is for experts' conclusion  (businessweek.com) (39)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero Joe Biden 2016  (huffingtonpost.com) (188)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Rick Perry thinks Obama's birth certificate isn't real but Donald Trump's hair is  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy How Obama intervened in Libya--and wound up toppling one of the world's longest-serving dictators  (rollingstone.com) (120)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Pete Seeger joins the OWS protestors, Weavers  (dailymail.co.uk) (115)
(Politico) Florida There's a sen-a-tor in deni-al, 'bout ex-ile. Ru-, Ru-, Rubio  (politico.com) (107)


Fri October 21, 2011
(CNN) Followup And here comes the GOP presidential candidates' opinions on Obama's Iraq withdrawal announcement   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (334)
(Some Guy) Cool Obama 2012 is buying votes  (eurweb.com) (64)
(The New York Times) Obvious GE brings good things to life and Obama's policies bring good profits to GE  (nytimes.com) (42)
(SeattlePI) NewsFlash Obama eliminates thousands of American jobs and hands them to foreign nation  (seattlepi.com) (lots)
(Some Reality TV Mutants) Unlikely Rob Kardashian on Obama's dismissal of his show: "You really learn a lot from our show"  (digitalspy.com) (34)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Leftist Apple fanboys' heads asplode as Steve Jobs is revealed as having advised Obama he was headed for a one-term presidency unless he stopped shiatting on business and busted the teachers' unions  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)
(SFGate) Interesting GOP kills Obama jobs bill in Senate by 50-50 vote. Why, those bastards--they should be...wait a minute...there are only 47 Republicans  (sfgate.com) (289)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Democrats debut "The Romney Rule" attack ad. And, get this, it isn't cute or clever; it isn't arcane or wonkish. It actually gets to the point and lands a blow  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (149)
(AZCentral) Obvious Newt Gingrich: "The bickering last night was very harmful." He should have discussed that with Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson  (azcentral.com) (112)
(Fox News) Interesting Fox News runs Op-Ed piece in support of Obama's foreign policy. Seriously. Sign of the Apocalypse?  (foxnews.com) (78)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Finally, something the Right can agree with Obama on - children should not be exposed to the Kardashians  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Wed October 19, 2011
(SacBee) Interesting First Mexican truck to enter US this week. 1,000,000,000th truck full of Mexicans to follow  (sacbee.com) (197)
(US NEWS) Obvious News: Obama makes a statement without the use of his teleprompter. Yes, this really is news. Fark: The news report states that his comment was one sentence long  (usnews.com) (132)
(CBS News) Ironic Study finds that President Obama "has suffered the most unrelentingly negative treatment" of all presidential candidates over the past five months. This is bad news for the 'liberal media'  (cbsnews.com) (95)
(The American) Interesting You know all those statistics you'll see cited about how real household income is shrinking and gaps between rich and poor are getting larger? Yeah, about that  (blog.american.com) (399)
(Globe and Mail) Scary Obama endorses changes to the Sarbanes-Oxley Act to once again allow companies to pilfer employee pensions and rape shareholders of their investments to pad the balance sheet. Change is good?  (theglobeandmail.com) (63)
(Team Coco) Followup Conan shows first video of Obama without his TelePrompter  (teamcoco.com) (166)
(RightWingWatch) Sick Tea Party Urges Businesses To Stop Hiring In Order To Hurt Obama  (rightwingwatch.org) (492)


Tue October 18, 2011
(CNN) Amusing McCain to Obama: "Your bus is ugly." Obama to McCain: "Your_____is__________" (VE)  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (130)
(WorldNetDaily) Fail Computer-generated birth certificate looks like Obama's real birth certificate, therefore Obama's real birth certificate is computer-generated  (wnd.com) (102)
(Think Progress) Ironic Despite denouncing the president's policies, Herman Cain was stimulated by Obama. Not that there's anything wrong with that  (thinkprogress.org) (77)
(The New York Times) Interesting The U.S. was so close to using cyberwarfare in attack plan on Libya that the Obama administration was abo___ ****carrier lost****  (nytimes.com) (29)
(Politico) Obvious President Obama's teleprompter briefly stolen. Obama speechless  (politico.com) (345)
(Fox News) Interesting Poll: Cain would beat Obama  (foxnews.com) (265)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic "Liberal" mainstream media covers Obama more negatively than any GOP candidate   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Ironic Obama, the biggest recipient of Wall Street campaign donations, is now "fighting for the interests of the 99%"  (businessinsider.com) (406)


Sun October 16, 2011
(9 News) Obvious Republicains: ridin' that train high on Koch-Cain  (9news.com) (90)
(The New York Times) Obvious Among top sources of donations from Wall Street, Romney has raised far more than Obama. In other news water is wet and Kate Beckinsale is hot  (nytimes.com) (77)


Sat October 15, 2011
(National Review) Amusing GOP repeals one part of Obamacare. Oh wait, the democrats did that? Carry on  (nationalreview.com) (102)
(Foreign Policy) Fail American wasn't really that great  (foreignpolicy.com) (152)
(Politico) Obvious Transparency: transˈpe(ə)rənsē noun: 1.free from pretense or deceit. synonym: Frank. Antonym: Obama administration  (politico.com) (162)
(Houston Chronicle) Unlikely GOP Presidential candidate Rick Perry's son is unemployed. And it's all Obama's fault, according to his mom  (blog.chron.com) (199)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Obvious "Unless the Obama admin (and in particular, Eric Holder), has more smoking gun evidence than they've revealed so far, they are in danger of a diplomatic gaffe on a par with Colin Powell's famous U.N. briefing"  (walt.foreignpolicy.com) (185)
(Some Guy) Interesting A Cain-Obama match up would be a textbook showdown on which direction Americans want government to go in the coming years  (newamericamedia.org) (171)


Thu October 13, 2011
(411mania.com) Stupid Hulk Hogan No Longer Supporting Obama, Brother  (411mania.com) (51)
(Fox News) Obvious Obama had a beer with unemployed construction workers, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama must skirt the mouth Eyjafjallajökull with a millstone tied to his leg until freed by the dwarf king Hreiðmarr  (nation.foxnews.com) (74)
(Karl Rove) Advice "The president and other Democrats need to remember it's always dangerous to associate with people who are just plain kooky"  (rove.com) (67)
(Some Congressional Guy) Scary Congress is completely dysfunctional. President Obama needs to bypass that pesky little Constitution to get his American Jobs Act passed  (theblaze.com) (99)
(Washington Post) Stupid If you buried your guns in a PVC pipe near I-66 when Obama took office, you probably should have picked a better spot  (washingtonpost.com) (73)
(Click Orlando) Florida "Orlando Unveils Barack Obama Parkway." It runs in an endless loop, cost $4 trillion, has quicksand in the median and the only exit is straight into the ocean  (clickorlando.com) (135)


Wed October 12, 2011
(The Weekly Standard) Obvious VP Joe Biden warns that more rapes and murders could occur if President Barack Obama's jobs bill is not passed. Nope, no hyperbole at all Joe  (weeklystandard.com) (195)
(Some Guy) Amusing Pop quiz: Who is the worst president in U.S. history when it comes to medical marijuana? According to the potheads, Barack Obama  (pbs.org) (122)
(Yahoo) Obvious Add Senator Claire McCaskill to the long list of former supporters who were...uh...washing their hair when Barry came a callin'  (news.yahoo.com) (72)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Michelle Obama nearly trampled by kids after jumping-jacks record attempt. Better luck next time kids  (myfoxdc.com) (40)
(CNN) Dumbass Election pro-tip: Calling the black community racist for not supporting you and for questioning your reasons for being in the race isn't to going to get them to support you  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (275)
(Some Biker) Florida It's never a good time to have a motorcycle collision, particularly when you're escorting the President of the United States  (wtsp.com) (23)
(CBS News) Followup Iran: Oh, we just plan to blow up ONE Saudi diplomat in the United States and now they're trying to turn the whole world against us  (cbsnews.com) (154)
(NPR) Ironic Right wing crackpot news organization NPR: Obama 'Devastating' For Civil Liberties  (npr.org) (359)


Tue October 11, 2011
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Mitt Romney in April: Why didn't you ask me about my health care law before implementing it nationally? New Report: Obama consulted Romney's experts to craft health care law  (dailykos.com) (42)
(YouTube) Dumbass Racist MSNBC dscusses Cain's blackness while forgeting Obama's half-white and convienently forgetting Cain would be the first black President  (youtube.com) (153)
(Gateway Pundit) Interesting "Occupy" protests directly linked to Obama's top political advisor  (thegatewaypundit.com) (191)


Mon October 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Supercommittee considering letting Republicans screw people without money in return for Democrats screwing people with money  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(Yahoo) Followup George W. Bush says the only thing he misses about his presidency is his interaction with the troops: meeting them, posing for pictures with them, sending them off to get killed in unnecessary, poorly planned, wars; stuff like that  (news.yahoo.com) (291)


Sat October 08, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Spiffy WorldNetDaily says that "Herman Cain is for real." Of course, they said the same thing about Bigfoot, and they claimed that both Bill Clinton AND Barack Obama were the Anti-Christ  (wnd.com) (89)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic The heat Mitt Romney's been getting for his belief in the cult of Mormonism is similar to what Obama hears on a daily basis from the GOP  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)


Fri October 07, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Former President Josiah Bartlet: "I would do exactly what President Obama is doing. He's going after the fat cats who have abused their privilege"  (thedailybeast.com) (46)
(Yahoo) Amusing How does Washington respond to Occupy [Your City Name HERE]? With a press release from the Bureau of Rectally Extracted Statistics  (news.yahoo.com) (45)
(WorldNetDaily) Strange Joseph Farah wins the Backhanded Complimant Award: "I can think of a thousand reasons to impeach Barack Obama, but none of them have to do with taking out al-Awlaki." Really, thousands?  (wnd.com) (91)
(Yahoo) Unlikely At this rate, Herman Cain will be leading the rest of the GOP pack by 395% by the time the primaries roll around  (news.yahoo.com) (99)
(Some Guy) Fail AP factcheck of Obama's press conference  (wjrr.com) (98)
(NewsMax) Unlikely Mitch McConnell: "It was easier to deal with Bill Clinton than Obama because Clinton was more interested in moving to the political center and making progress"  (newsmax.com) (287)
(Boston.com) Followup Wall Street protestors think both parties are bad. Talk about the party of no  (boston.com) (137)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Half of US population lives in a household that receives state benefits. That's one big house  (dailymail.co.uk) (174)


Thu October 06, 2011
(SacBee) Stupid Obama's DOJ decides to change its mind and demands California's pot dispensaries close down within 45 days or face federal charges  (sacbee.com) (415)
(ABC) Unlikely Rick Santorum claims December primaries distract from "birth of our savior". Subby wonders what he is talking about - Obama was born in August  (abcnews.go.com) (127)
(Yahoo) Followup Despite earlier reports, the decision to kill American citizen Anwar Al-Awlaki was not made unilaterally by Obama. it was made by a secret government panel, meeting in secret, using secret criteria. There, now don't you feel much better?  (news.yahoo.com) (295)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Unlike Governor Christie, Sarah Palin says that she didn't want to make a "big darn deal" about her political future. Unlike Governor Palin, Chris Christie plans to finish the job the people of his state elected him to do  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (155)
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama has the same poll disapproval rating among Americans as Vladimir Putin. Yeah, but how would Putin do in the swing states?  (investors.com) (35)
(CNSNews) Scary Due to the increased debt from the Obama administration, every American household now owes $35,835. Or if you just count those still employed, it would be $44,980 each. Please make your checks payable to the US Department of Treasury. Thank you  (cnsnews.com) (219)
(The Daily Caller) Asinine Bachmann's campaign issues a statement that when she said "I agree, I agree" to the Iowa voter who asked when Obama would be "impeached and gotten out the way" she was in no way calling for Obama's impeachment  (dailycaller.com) (72)

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