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Thu May 05, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
San Andreas Fault "locked, loaded, and ready to roll," says seismologist. EVERYBODY IN CALIFORNIA PACK UP AND MOVE
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fearing Netflix steamroller, Hulu may soon offer full cable and broadcast channel streaming to consumers for $40/mo, positioned as attractive alternative to their ad-riddled reruns of broadcast TV shows
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts made a boat load of money for "Mother's Day", probably more than the movie's likely to gross considering the critical reaction. Good for her
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Inmates buying tiny cell phones by the buttload, Nixon's Waterloo, and Cmen from a Dmen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/24 - 4/30
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Turns out we overbuilt our Falcon 9 rocket so much that it can actually carry twice the payload we originally thought
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Sun May 01, 2016
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Tonight we've got road teams trying to force Game 7s with Toronto at Indiana, Miami in Charlotte trying to close it out, and the husk of Clippers heads to Portland. It's your NBA playoff thread. Tip off at 8 PM ET
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
World's tiniest cell phone is very popular with prison inmates, who are buying buttloads of them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Damnit, someone invent a working version of the Ant-Man suit. I want to ride on this Lego railroad
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to throw a birthday party for your 'favorite' pothole to get the city to notice it and repair the road
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Wed April 27, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man drives around police roadblock, crashes into medical helicopter because Florida
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Law enforcement raids home loaded with different drugs including a meth lab. Fark: the home's owner is a Republican fundraiser currently working for Senator John McCain
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, railroads still build large trestle bridges out of wood. And apparently wood still burns. With impressive picture
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The season six premiere of Game of Thrones was illegally downloaded one million times in twenty-four hours
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Tourist killed by train while stalking legendary 'Goatman' monster on Kentucky railroad bridge
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos nostalgically document road-tripping American vacationers of the 1980s and 1990s, when tourists at national parks sported real cameras, binoculars and fanny packs, had questionable taste in hair and fashion, but weren't invariably obese
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Sat April 23, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Organizer of Portland's annual 'Bowie vs Prince' bike ride says that this year is it, recommends that riders for once in their life celebrate greatness unironically as they wear their Bowie or Prince garb on the road
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Suspect figures there's no money in just disposing of a murder weapon, so why not try to sell it openly on the street in broad daylight?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Will Fark link to gay news sites like Towelroad or The Advocate, or is subby just wasting his time to submit them? Link goes to story of Diversity Meeting that used No Homo Bro in email
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
That road is closed today, you know / You can't drive there no more / For what may look like H2O / Is H2SO4
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According the NYT "Bernie Sanders Has Trickier, Narrower Road in Democratic Race". Clearly the NYT has never been to Vermont because that's what all the roads in Vermont are like and how Bernie likes them. So? Your move Bernardos
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Famous American Drug Expert, Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. , alias Snoop Dogg, alias Snoop Lion, urges Vancouver to clean up the drugs downtown, criticizes border security
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Reds go full Road Runner, steal five bases in one inning. And Billy Hamilton only had one of them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why's the road blocked ahead? Construction? No... Funeral procession? No... Gigantic rocket that landed last week on a barge and is headed back to the Cape for testing and re-launch? Yeah, that one
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Tue April 19, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Two lady high school volleyball coaches show Fifty Shades of Grey to team on road trip, so principal does the right thing and slaps parent who complained with a restraining order. Wait, what?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rap musical wins a Pulitzer Prize. Not to put down "Hamilton" but subby thought the Pulitzer was a serious award. Broadway musicals can get Pulitzers?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England sends Hammond to support new Libyan government. Meanwhile, Clarkson is sent to insult the French government and May got lost on his way to Scotland, which is impossible because there's only one road to there
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Sun April 17, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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Sat April 16, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
The Branch Dildonian road show headed to Las Vegas, featuring refusals to enter pleas, offering a pocket constitution to the prosecutors, and Ammon's Oregon lawyer getting thrown out of court for using a cell phone
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Performers in Broadway's biggest hit will be earning a lot more Hamiltons and Benjamins
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
FedEx worker in Memphis falls asleep while loading plane, ends up in Lubbock, Texas
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ready to "shoot your load of 'secret sauce' over the cracker"? Look no further than these Japanese ads for "lickable mushrooms" and "sopping wet senbei"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Never get in a road rage fight with someone who can see two of you
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Rams have not yet decided on Goff or Wentz, just that whoever it is, he's worth a boatload of other picks
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Lured by cheaper tuition, cost of living, and proximity to home, Japanese learners of English ignore the US and UK, increasingly study abroad in Philippines where they will learn .... well, a form of English
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Wed April 13, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas A.G. goes all in, says "Fark it, y'all can carry a loaded weapon right into a courthouse, just as Jesus intended," much to the chagrin of every sane judge in the state
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
American national anthem broadcast in McDonald's restaurants every morning in Canada, annoys the locals
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman witnesses motorcyclists punching a man on the ground in the middle of the road, so she stops and pulls out her gun. Then things get weird
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
David Letterman turns 69 today. Let's look wayyy back to February 1982 and his very first late-night broadcast. Bonus points for glimpsing beardless Chris Elliott
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Married couple killed after their car went off mountain road, rolled down embankment and then exploded, just like on '70s TV
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant lost their bid to avoid a trial over claims to "Stairway to Heaven." Their lawyers are upbeat and promise a new legal strategy saying there's still time to change the road they're on
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby would call this French professional cycling race held over cobblestone roads "Ow, My Balls - The Race," but that wouldn't do justice to the amount of pain involved
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Thanks to the incredible success of Gov Brownback's "real live experiment" in supply-side economics, KS legislature currently debating whether the state REALLY needs all those roads and bridges it has
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yahoo down and out, activist investor undertow many too many were the bidders. Deep in the sale book mother load many began to think, "The Lady Lies." And then there were three
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In keeping with custom, Gregg Allman's tour bus drives off the road
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Moose trots up the road and does a little dance (w/video)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So much for Sarah Palin taking the high road
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist chased and nearly driven off the road tries to file a police report but is told that road rage is a common problem and that he shouldn't bother. Guess which state
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Tue April 05, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego's vaping congressman gets caught spending campaign money on video game downloads, blames son
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Mon April 04, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Throwing bottles at cars, speeding with loaded handguns, loaded magazines, pepper spray, survival knives, nunchucks, brass knuckles, body armor, and handcuffs does not go over well in Massachusetts, where cars are the deadly weapon of choice
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yo road hog dawg, I heard you like to be shamed when your bizarre driving has all been caught on camera (Some Not safe for work images below article)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why taking cars off the road in large very polluted cites doesn't always work. Case in point: Mexico City
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Sat April 02, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar returns to Phoenix after an 11 year absence. Which roadrunner will take it in the desert? It's the Desert Diamond West Valley Phoenix Grand Prix (8:30PM ET, NBCSN)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It is toad-ally awesome as these toads are getting a wild ride courtesy of helpful humans
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Can you tell the difference between a non-load bearing decorative balustrade rail and a safety barrier meant to keep you from falling 30 feet into the river?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just a police officer giving a rectal search on the side of the road. Of course no drugs were found
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Deeper than the cheeto dust on your keyboard, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you picked up/been playing this week? This week, GOG & 2K struck a deal and released all the original X-COM games, Pirates, Railroad Tycoon 2 & 3 etc
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Before Donald Trump made everyone want to move to Canada, the nation's railroad enticed people with ads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biggest obstacle self-driving cars face is the crappy condition of US roads, according to Volvo CEO: "It can't find the lane markings. You Americans need to paint your bloody roads"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boulder in British road will not be removed because it's been there 11,000 years with almost no problems whatsoever
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just learned my boyfriend uploaded videos of himself to a gay pornographic website; it's just him solo, but you can see his face. This is the best relationship I've had in years; what should I do? Should I stay or should I go?"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Libya wants to send loads of refugees to Europe too. Good thing the Democratic frontrunner would never advocate for overthrowing a government with no plan for what came afterwards
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial
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(The Register)
 
 
 
After dicks fail to repair potholes on Cock Lane, a vigilante spray paints penises. "Resident Polly Birkbeck told the paper, 'hang on a minute, someone's drawn willies on the road'"
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Law enforcement investigators are broadening their DNA searches beyond government databases and demanding genetic information from companies that do ancestry research for their customers"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The most powerful, influential voice on the road to the White House is none other than Pat Sajak, I must say
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Fri March 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20,000 marathon runners in China receive free soap, mistake them for energy bars. "Witnesses report many bars of soap, all with one bite missing, dumped at the roadside"
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Thu March 24, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
New website offers the concert experience for people who can't make it inside the arena. Otherwise known as scalpers, people who can't unload their tickets and pot dealers
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Wed March 23, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Illegally parked car blocking your way? No problem if you have a front end loader
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa Senate approves bill allowing ATV and snowmobile riders to carry loaded guns
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Arduino Starter Kit. I, for one, welcome our new robot overloads. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
How to stop PMS hormones from turning you into an irritable, paranoid, depressed mess... Well this one's easy, just get some buddies and go on a road trip to Vegas until she stops throwing the phone when you call her
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Tue March 22, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ever notice that during spring training road games some clubs only use their AAA and AA players, and not their regular roster players? Well, so have the MLB execs, and the fines have started
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(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
Have you ever spotted your old car out on the road again being driven by someone else, and how did it make you feel?
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Mon March 21, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're in your work truck with your cell number on the side, and you unexpectedly drive by an anti-Trump protest that's being broadcast on cable television and you get threatening calls from people who think you're anti-Trump?
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Sun March 20, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Ammosexuals angry that they won't be allowed to get drunk, walk around with loaded fully automatic weapons and blow shiat up at government owned firing ranges anymore
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Fri March 18, 2016
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"How safe do self-driving cars have to be before they become roadworthy?"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
"My dog ate it." "The check is in the mail." "I accidentally downloaded 300 images of child porn"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cops chasing a chicken: "It's crossed the road and we're working to determine why"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"I'm not some enraged monster," says enraged monster caught road-raging on video
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of Shield, Coulson and General Talbot go on a road trip to find a mole and in a stunning development find a traitor in their midst. (ABC 9ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Based on the advocating violence, fueling racism, white nationalism and bigotry, Paul Ryan takes the high road and refuses to back Trump. Just kidding, he's going all in because you're damn right it's party before country
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "'Suicidal deer' road sign gets mixed reactions from Iowa town"
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is the Road to Wrestlemania clear? Will it be KO Mania or WrestleZaynia? Will Lana actually trade her stilettos for wrestling boots? Find out tonight on WWE RAW - 8 PM EDT on USA, pre-show 7:30 PM EDT on the $9.99
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
$20,000 Self-Driving Vehicle Hits the Road, Multiple Other Vehicles
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What it's like to off-road in Bentley's $253,000 SUV? It's the stuff dreams are made of
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Sat March 12, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple Gagne decide to drop the belt so we have a Wrestlemania main event worth watching, or will he have his shovel ready to bury Ambrose? Find out on WWE Roadblock, live at 8 PM EST on the WWE Network
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are still two McDonald's in the US selling McPizza. ROAD TRIP
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New code from MIT computer scientists will help you load porn on your internet browser 34% faster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh off success broadcasting English soccer, NBC signs three-year deal to air English rugby on NBCSN immediately following Premier League games
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(Shields Gazette)
 
 
 
Britain's national cookie shortage crisis is finally at an end, thanks to two planeloads of cookies
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man finds leather pouch in road containing $15,200, decides to take it to police instead of keeping it. The Internet responds in typical fashion: "Meet the dumbest man in Delaware County"
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this: Turns out, John McAfee lied about being able to decrypt the San Bernardino iPhone. "By doing so, I knew that I would get a shiatload of public attention, which I did"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Scientists devise the "perfect road trip" - a big loop through all 48 continental states, visiting 50 different landmarks. It doesn't really matter where you live, so just hop on the path in whatever state you live in
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget about Broadway tickets, hot dogs and pretzels, the biggest selling item in Times Square is Donald Trump buttons
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Edith call Mary a biatch a dozen more times? Can Thomas remember it's down the road, not across the street? Is Lord Grantham's alien finally going to burst through his chest on the final episode of Downton Abbey? 9 PM ET on PBS
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
To prevent sign thefts, town considers renaming Katie Crotch Road, taking all the fun out of drivers being warned that it's slippery when wet
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
This year the road to the White House apparently goes through Maine
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Fri March 04, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some crazy ideas have come out of the Geneva Motor Show - and some great ones. This one might even put an end to acts of road rage
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Thu March 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes it's time for the tiny violins again: Now that she's studying abroad again this little princess misses her lifestyle because of what she's been accustomed to. Yes, billionaire problems
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women are paying $1,700 for bone broth cleanse where they consume nothing but the liquid beloved by Paleo devotees for 5 days. Sounds like a load of bouillon
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Wed March 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium in North America, but in Europe it's still cool to show up for soccer games with an armload of road flares
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: 175-lb. man kicked off plane because he was too heavy. Reality: Man kicked off because the plane was overloaded, and he was the last to board. His metric ton of butthurt didn't help much
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
90 year old grandma diagnosed with uterine cancer given three choices by doctors. Did she choose: a) surgery, b) radiation or c) chemotherapy? Ha.Trick question. She chose d) ROAD TRIP
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese man builds his own oddly shaped car, drives it around. Discovers that police are the final arbiters of what gets to use the roads out there
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Wed February 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This was the first personal photograph ever uploaded to the internet. Surprisingly, clothes are being worn in it
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Bad: getting your car stuck on railroad tracks. Worse: While drunk. Fark: And naked
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Mon February 22, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Roman get a word in against the crowd? Did Vince book himself to win his own award? Will Undertaker's opponent finally be revealed? The final road to Wrestlemania begins tonight on WWE Raw (8PM ET, USA/pre-show 7:30PM ET)
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
By the Feb. 29 trading deadline, the Toronto Maple Leafs won't have any players left that you've ever heard of: "The number of desirable assets that the Leafs have on hand that they can unload at fire-sale prices is staggering"
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(Tequila Guy)
 
 
 
Hope you loaded up on the Zafiro Añejo because today is National Margarita Day 2016
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Sun February 21, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Of all the places you should stash a loaded gun a child's bassinet should not be one of them
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ford builds the world's most pot-holed road to test new models of cars. Why didn't they just drive thru Chicago?
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Get excited, everyone: The 'Bull Durham' musical is officially coming to Broadway. Sing to us, Crash
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Road raging Florida man is way too busy screaming at drivers to notice a huge tornado coming at him
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Big 12 had another interesting day of basketball. Iowa State and West Virginia both lost road games, while pretending as Final Four contenders
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SEAL who killed Bin Laden on women in combat: "Lock and load, ladies"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Add another $10 million loss to Kanye West's financial portfolio as more than 500,000 people have already illegally downloaded his new album
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Tue February 16, 2016
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Driving drunk? Check. Broadcasting the whole thing on the internet via Periscope? Check? Claiming she was just looking to have some fun? Check. Florida? Check. Jail time? Negative
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Company gives away free data, so users download 1,841 terabytes
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
The future is a wondrous place filled with downloadable meals, underwater cities, 3D-printed houses and still no flying cars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ralph Macchio, 54, rehearsing for off-Broadway memory play, doesn't mind that everyone still calls him the Karate Kid. "Mr. Macchio has steered clear of the sex-and-drug scandals that have bedeviled some of his '80s peers as they've aged"
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a long two-and-a-half month off-season, it's finally time to go racing. How will Jeff Gordon do in the broadcast booth? Will they keep all the cars grounded? It's the Sprint Unlimited, live from Daytona. Coverage begins at 8 PM ET on Fox
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Imagine a federal government that protected the privacy rights of every American. To find out more, download the Cruz '16 app and give it your contact list and facebook data, which we totally won't use for fundraising or sell to our donors"
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Thu February 11, 2016
(TSN)
 
 
 
Wait until this broadcaster hears about authentic Saskatchewan seal skin bindings
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Livestream from roadblock at Dildopalooza
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a way to curb police violence, India is now arming police with chili-loaded slingshots
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The damage wreaked by storm Imogen in the UK continues to mount, as a £190,000 mouse bridge collapses forcing a road closu..... wait. A "what" bridge?
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Tue February 09, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two drunken Irishmen trying to move couch down the road with hand-truck goes as well as you'd expect. (Not safe for work language, if you can understand them)
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Mon February 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London traffic engineers experiment with removing white centerlines from roads, based on theory that "element of uncertainty" will reduce rate of serious accidents. Critics label theory absurd, barmy and mad
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Loading ammo cartridges in the garage leads to world's most dangerous Rube Goldberg contraption
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Sat February 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry customer fires off load at Tampa strip club, killing one and wounding seven. I guess that was a gun in his pocket after all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just plowing the railroad. Difficulty: G scale
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Restless for another cute critter to idolize, Japan nominates the frog as this year's candidate for cute overload. "Signs are in evidence that more young women will be flocking to frogs-both real and of the ersatz variety"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
White hat hacker hacks trojan so it distributes anti-virus program to idiots who go ahead and download it anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia and Canada just blew that whole "The US is too vast to have fast broadband" thing right out the water
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BMX legend and MTV Real World/Road Rules Challenge host Dave Mirra dies young at 41 of apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound
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Wed February 03, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Toyota - Moving forward, until your roof mounted airbag suddenly deploys and you can't see the road
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN broadcasts location of "secret U.S. airstrip in Syria" that is the "key to success to repelling ISIS"
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian headline: Terry Wogan, veteran BBC broadcaster, dies of cancer aged 77. Daily Mail headline: Immigrants are taking our cemetery plots
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Thu January 28, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Remember how it was essential a decade ago that the font on highway road signs be changed? It's now essential that the signs all be changed back. Impending gas-tax hike will be used to change signs to Comic Sans next decade
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Wed January 27, 2016
(KOAA)
 
 
 
In Montana, the homeless feast on something called "roadkill salvaged food"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cool: They're making a movie about the road trip Marlon Brando, Elizabeth Taylor, and Michael Jackson took together following the 9/11 attack. Fark: Joseph Fiennes is playing Jackson
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sensing that he probably won't get Obama's endorsement anyhow, Bernie starts throwing roadblocks in front of the president's nominee to lead the FDA
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Mon January 25, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
An ugly-assed sloth rescued from side of road. Mammoth and Sabre-tooth tiger still unaccounted for
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Sat January 23, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Veteran with one leg and suffering from brain cancer straps plow blade to his off-road wheelchair and clears sidewalks near school
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Fri January 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Probably the best tutorial for the Clinger Winger stage of Battletoads because it offers a good excuse for your ragequit. For everyone living in the 21 century, Friday Fark Gaming Thread
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Thu January 21, 2016
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Asphalt truck overturns, inadvertently repairing a Michigan road
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin takes high road, says Track was responsible for his domestic abuse arrest. Of COURSE you know subby is just kidding; she found a way to blame it on Obama
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The most disturbing viral video EVER now has a sequel ...just as weird with a load of WTF
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL Network heard your complaints, will re-rebroadcast Super Bowl I footage with original radio call and without seven in-studio idiots talking over it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Add "fighting over roadkill" to things that will get you shot if you do it in Montana
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates rivalry to hit Broadway in new musical. Production costs to be underwritten by Dockers® pants, Polo shirts, Hush Puppies shoes
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Sun January 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Oregon LARPers have taken up road construction to fill the time between playing cowboys and soldiers on their hijacked Indian burial ground. This puts them one leatherman away from a Village People concert
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Everything an international student needs to know to survive those terrifying years abroad and surrounded by gun-loving Americans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Estonia opens its ice roads with cheerful reminder to travellers not to fasten their seat belts and not to drive less than 25 mph or you'll die
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Hyped NFL Network rebroadcast of complete Super Bowl I turns out to be viewing party of NFLN "experts" talking and quipping over cobbled-together clips, like a bad episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Thu January 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian official charged with stealing 50km of roadway. No, not money for 50km of roadway. He actually stole the farking road
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man throws loads of money to the heavens at bus stop, passersby pick up the cash and hand it over to the police. Have you people no morals?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports broadcasting legend Jim Simpson, ESPN's first ever play-by-play announcer and last surviving announcer from Super Bowl I, goes off-mic at 88
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The viewership numbers for Jessica Jones, Master of None, and Narcos "mean nothing and pose no danger to broadcast television," claims NBC "ratings research guru"
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Fast cars. Danger. Hardcore bad guys. A pumping '80s soundtrack. No, this isn't a new movie coming out. It's the intro to The Simpsons from last week's episode. If you think the show is past its prime you should get a load of this
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Sat January 09, 2016
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Annoying: Union Pacific leaves train blocking road and having to listen to warning bells for an hour. Asinine: Union Pacific leaves train blocking road and having to listen to warning bells for almost a month
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton determined to make sure Bernie Sanders will always remember that time he shot himself in the foot on gun control no matter how many times she needs to load the chamber
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Master criminals on the loose after pilfering cushion from pub. "Mr Crosby said if the punters were to come back into the pub on Red Lion Road, he would ridicule them mercilessly"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Archer, on a mission for ISIS, yanks a cop's piece and unloads into another cop. PHRASING
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, public health, and fish tapeworms, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Get a load of these precious snowflakes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome to today's traffic report. Traffic will be quite light this morning with a few roadworks in some parts. Oh, and watch out for the giant smiling sperm whale corpse on the back of a truck. Weather is next"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dean Martin 60's spy spoof movie? Check. In car drinking? Check. Car Chase? Check. Fury Road soundtrack? Che--- wait, what? I give you 'Mad Matt'
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