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168 headlines found matching 'Oad'
Fri February 24, 2017
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Festivus recycler loses load in New York
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You might hear David Ortiz in the broadcast booth this season. Because who else would Boston fans want to hear call Red Sox games?
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Why, no, Ossifer, I can't walk straight, but get a load of these cartwheels
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Wed February 22, 2017
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Playing with a loaded gun after having a couple shots of Jack Daniels and smoking 3 or 4 bowls of marijuana. What could go wrong
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Tue February 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Barcelona police: How can we make this stolen butane truck chase even more dangerous? Lock and load, mi compañero
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Swedish paper mocks Trump: A moose fell in love on Friday, weather closed roads but no terror attack
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens to an eating establishment after being awarded a prestigious Michelin star? Let's check in on a French roadside cafe that was given one by mistake
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Thu February 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly 56,000 bridges called structurally deficient. Have a safe trip home, and would you mind looking at the road as you drive instead of reading this damn headline
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Yes, there will be significant bumps in the road and some tough lumps to take as President Trump builds his team
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Tue February 14, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Do you want ants on your roads? Because that's how you get ants on your roads
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Uploaded cellphone footage of rats frolicking in your McDonald's? Ba da ba ba ba, you're fired
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Mon February 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After unspecified health troubles that forced multiple concert cancellations, Grammy winner Willie Nelson, 83, is on the road again
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Final Bowling Green Massacre survivor on the road to recovery
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick and his entourage escape Negan's clutches? Will Carol and Ezekiel come roaring to the rescue? Will the show tone down its bloody repetitiveness? Find out in Rock in the Road. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat February 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rick Derringer arrested by TSA for having a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage, because of course he would, he's freakin' Rick Derringer
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pretty soon you'll be able to download a 50-trillion pixel satellite image of the entire planet, refreshed every day: "Every park, every rice paddy, every patch of pine and permafrost on Earth: all will be imaged anew, daily, at medium resolution"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Overnight, someone left a bunch of kitties in plastic tubs at the local cat rescue place. This is not the recommended method for offloading your cats
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Thu February 09, 2017
(WKRG.com)
 
 
 
Truck hauling avocados spills load on interstate. Truckload of limes, tortilla chips, immediately dispatched to scene
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese food model maker, longtime supplier to nation's restaurants, now sells its creations abroad as food-inspired fashion accessories like bacon-shaped earrings and necklace resembling beef bowl. "I thought no one would buy such things"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Only in Canada can you get pulled over for trying to clear snow from roads with a Zamboni
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of building a border wall loaded with cold checkpoints and icy officials, why not create one that is warm and friendly and invites people to come out and play together?
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Tue February 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House frantically searching for a communications director to repla... Uh, "lighten the load" for Sean Spicer
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a pal and a confidant down the road to the new Golden Girls themed cafe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent troll sues Netflix, claiming he invented the download that can be used after it's downloaded. Presumably the case will be tried in Texas and the patent troll will win because stigginitt
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The requisite compilation of broadcasters calling the game-winning play from last night's Super Bowl
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man parks truck on top of car to defend family in road rage incident, police say
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Neowin)
 
 
 
British telecoms ask customers nicely to uninstall all their torrenting and downloading software voluntarily in case they accidentally download and view any copyrighted material, which believe it or not, can happen
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
The good news: Uber just came up with a streamlined new process. The bad news: It's to help people quit Uber. Honest-to-God item on Uber's roadmap: Engineer our own demise
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Lifetime to become supporting sponsor and official broadcaster of NWSL women's professional soccer. Can a Hope Solo made-for-Lifetime TV movie be on the way?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Burglars get away with an assload from Nicki Minaj's house
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Nintendo crows that Super Mario Run for iOS, its first mobile smartphone game, has reached 78 million downloads globally and $53 million in revenue, as whopping 5 percent of downloaders opt to shell out $10 in-app to unlock full functionality
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(Some Hoops Guy)
 
 
 
Capologists celebrate upload of new NBA Collective Bargaining Agreement to Internet -- all 598 pages. It makes basketball almost as fun as doing your taxes
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Tue January 31, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Long War 2 mod for XCOM 2 came out this month, and here's a few mods to spice things up and make killing aliens easier/harder for you. Subby notes True Concealment, Tactical Suppressors and Katana Pack Reloaded didn't get mentioned
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
1890s all-female vaudeville act reviled in its own time for being hideous in appearance and hideously unfunny still survives on Wikipedia. Broadway theater operator credited himself for booking them and profiting off so-bad-it's-good vibe
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller, the play-by-play voice of the LA Kings and the Mighty Ducks films, suffered a stroke before the All-Star Game events in Los Angeles
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Fri January 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Road to North Korean ski resort kept open by an army of children with homemade shovels. Trump seen furiously taking notes
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Much of the language of Trump tweets ....seems to get lost in translation abroad
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month and we're trying out a new Fark thingamabob where we trade and/or give away unused and unwanted game keys. So, load em up and let's make some people happy
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Check out the ship the U.S. Navy dreamed about in the 1980s, a superbattleship/aircraft carrier combo: "The Interdiction Assault Ship was a big stick for big wars and it had a massive weapons loadout that would dwarf even today's ships"
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(RBS 6 Nations)
 
 
 
Every match of Womens' Six Nations rugby match to be broadcast live for first time after players offer to crush TV executives' skulls like walnuts if they didn't
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Finger Lakes Daily News)
 
 
 
Not News: Delivery truck overturns, spilling its contents on the road. Fark: 100 puppies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure Trump's normal cabinet looks pretty bad, but wait 'til you get a load of his shadow cabinet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
$1000 says Brent Musburger quits broadcasting after January 31st
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Not-Prudence; my wife's family is loaded, and I'm either in denial about the 50% divorce rate in this country, or hoping her old man will kick off in the next 2 years. Wat do?
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Why is it that every time I look for something on Netflix, it is unavailable to stream? Makes me wonder why I keep paying for it if I have to download what I want to watch from elsewhere
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Tue January 24, 2017
(China Daily)
 
 
 
PLA Navy receives 'carrier killer', containing large load of anti-ship and land attack cruise missiles meant to deter American and Japanese aggression in Far East
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(Some Freeloader)
 
 
 
Trump lets those freeloading veterans know they aren't welcome in his swamp
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Trump's tariff threats likely to cost auto companies boatloads of cash but it's all so that America is great again so buck up and take the massive stock hit
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Which tire would jump furthest if rolled down a ski jump? Econo car, big car, sports car, f1 racer, or wheel loader
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Metallica party van for sale on Craigslist, unless someone downloads it first
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Did you know you have been using these types of kitchenware wrong your whole life? Now load up the dishes
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Hey Burt: Remember that time we rented a helicopter and dumped two huge netloads of horse crap all over The National Enquirer's Christmas tree?" "Yeah; good times, good times"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently the people of Australia killed off a load of ancient prehistoric species, such as lions and giant kangaroos. Must have been some barbecue
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wanted a heavy military equipment parade with tanks and missiles similar to those held in Red Square or North Korea. Difficulty: DC roads are so bad they may damage the tanks
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Russian broadcaster RT reacts to the news that it will be blocked from Facebook until Trump's inauguration is over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese tourists take "lung cleansing" trips abroad to dodge their smog. You know things are really getting bad when people are flying half way around the world for clean air and choose to visit Los Angeles
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Nearly 70,000 uppity broads - including Jane Fonda and Ariana Grande - expected at anti-Trump Women's March in Los Angeles
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Wed January 18, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you've been disemboweling deer and leaving the carcasses by the side of the road, officers of the Ohio Fish and Game Department would like to show you how to donate them to the local Food Bank, in person
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Expert bomb maker gives his 4 sons a lesson in what NOT to do when building a roadside bomb
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two things catch Charles Barkley's eye during NBA broadcast, and he immediately asks for a replay
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow says he will never do another broadcast show again, then gets asked about a reboot of Freaks & Geeks
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Mon January 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"The BBC is investigating whether the Sherlock finale was deliberately leaked from the offices of a Russian state broadcaster"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China opens Silk Road trade route to Britain. This is a repeat from 200BCE
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫I see a roadway and I want it painted white. No grayness anymore I want it to turn white♫
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Indian engineer spends 5 years collecting 110 pounds of metal nails from city roads deliberately put there by nearby tire puncture shops to boost their profits
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While many states have two seasons called "winter" and "road construction", Minnesota just has "road construction" and "That one day in January"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to millennials and their abominably short attention spans, NBA finally realizes it needs to speed up end of games, currently overloaded with timeouts, fouls, free throws, replay reviews, and a tiny bit of basketball
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Damien from the film The Omen faces jail time after punching two cyclists. Claims he thought the road was "all for him"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Flaming Load of Muffins' is: A) Garage band. B) Backstage at a Aerosmith concert. C) A wreck on Montreal's South Shore
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cute Overload Alert: Chris Hemsworth's three kids sitting next to a Thor doll while watching their dad on television
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(TV NewsCheck)
 
 
 
All broadcast TV stations in Arizona to air anti-drug program at the same time, making you wonder when Arizona became a Soviet state
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, we've seen what happens when Mike Pence goes to Broadway. What happens when Hillary Clinton does it?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is testing $1.49 "loaded" taco burrito in Toledo, because it's Toledo
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop the road less traveled
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man fined for driving with unsecured load of snow; city working out rain fines for spring
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Fri January 06, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Second mountain lion killed on same LA freeway in a month. The road is not safe
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trumper boycott is working - last week "Hamilton" pulled in $3.3 million, the largest weekly gross in Broadway history. Figure inflated, of course, by all those illegals buying tickets
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
With increasing usage of "emoji," "umami," and "KonMari" in vocabulary of everyday life, Japan is broadening its influence on the English language beyond simple objects, people, and practices. Arigato
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Wed January 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Long Island Railroad train derails in Brooklyn, injuring 103 people. Officials call it a moderately successful morning commute
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
On this day in 1847, a Texas Ranger walked into a store owned by Samuel Colt and said, "Make me a six-shooter. It needs to hold six bullets, be simple to reload and be powerful enough to kill a man with a single shot." And the rest is history
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Tue January 03, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It turns out its motivation may be far more complex and nuanced than we gave it credit for
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Dish Debuts $100 AirTV Device to Bring Free Broadcast Television to Sling TV. In other words, they're adding a $10 antenna to bring you $100 worth of free channels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A creepy new website, called Iknowwhatyoudownload.com, lets your friends see what you have downloaded in the last 24 hours without you ever knowing. Despite concerns about privacy, the makers of the website claim it could be used for good"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bomber gets the finest federal defenders for the death penalty phase of his trial; meanwhile, your black neighbor being railroaded for a crime he didn't commit is being represented by Lionel Hutz' passed-out-drunk cousin
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Finally we've got a premiere date for Broadchurch series three
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Fri December 30, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NBC and Charter continue pissing match over who gets to charge more for shows broadcast for free over the air
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Man says he can't be guilty of road rage assault because he's a PETA member
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you if you're hallucinating you might be able to make another person hallucinate just be being near them and inviting the smiling toad of wisdom to hop into their inner eye while spraying rainbows of joy across their wooden eyebrows
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's main road closure due to A) DOT, B) Accidents, Florida) Naked guy jumping on cars and intentionally beating his head on their windshields
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Tue December 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Google's new vehicle is Waymo ugly than anything else on the road
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fine. I'll build my own last mile. With broadband and hookers. In fact, forget the hookers
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Fri December 23, 2016
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Semi driver hogs road
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Thu December 22, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Black ice causing accidents along I-64. Local police now attempting to shoot the road
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Wed December 21, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good news - the government has ruled that broadband internet is a basic service to all people of the nation, just like telephone service. Oh, I guess that's only good news if you're Canadian
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The way Uber's self-driving cars have been programmed to take turns makes them more likely to hit bicyclists on the road. I guess we'll file that one under "feature"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Softorino YouTube Converter. Download and save your favorite YouTube videos or even just the audio, replay on your iPhone, iPad, or Mac. Windows version also available. MacWorld review in the comments. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IMAX accidentally uploads "The Mummy" trailer without sound effects and music leaving a lot of isolated Tom Cruise grunts and screams
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last week in Federal court cases you probably didn't hear about: a small-town mayor described as "basically the bad guy from 'Road House'"; sex toys in prison; and a suit against an officer who killed a suspect actually allowed to proceed
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
To make a Browns-Bills recap even remotely readable, a writer resorts to clickbait, loading his story with search terms
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's yuuuuuuuge infrastructure plan has one big roadblock: there is a yuuuuuuuge shortage of skilled workers in America to do the work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Ambassador Power to Syria, Russia and Iran: "Are you truly incapable of shame?" Russian Ambassador Vitaly "Ross" Churkin: "Get a load of Mother Teresa over here"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns become a double champion? Will this be the end of the Charlotte and Sasha Banks feud? Will Cesaro and Sheamus end The New Day's record reign? Find out on WWE Roadblock: End of the Line, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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Sat December 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We start the 2016-2017 bowl season with five bowl games between mid-majors. Will the UTSA Roadrunners outrun the New Mexico Lobos? Who is the victor between the Houston Cougars and the SDSU Aztecs? All this and more with kickoff at 2:00 PM ET
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Prenda Law copyright troll attorneys arrested for putting porn videos on file sharing sites and then suing people who downloaded them
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
If you were skiing above the Teton Pass late yesterday afternoon and triggered an avalanche, the Wyoming State Police would like to have a word with you. Unless you're buried under the twenty feet of snow on the road, then they'll call it even
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study shows rampant road building has split the Earth's land into 600,000 fragments, most of which are too tiny to support significant wildlife
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Advances in TV white space broadband technology have allowed disused TV channels to be repurposed as wireless internet connections"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
When fighting with your son over rent payment, there are better forms of conflict resolution than to repeatedly pick up and drop his mobile home with your front-end loader
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blasts CNN for broadcasting the"rediculous (sic) fake news" that he would continue to executive produce "The Apprentice". Well, that's what CNN gets for relying on sketchy, untrustworthy sources like Trump's own spokespeople
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Sat December 10, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of two smiling llamas walking down the road. Oh, and one's wearing a tie
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Revenue from online advertising: $76,082,000,000. Revenue from inventing everything from augmented reality glasses, venture capital investment, broadband internet, self-driving cars, AI, and a possible cure for death: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The most Canadian case of road rage and assault you'll ever see
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the mid-season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, the legends find themselves facing The Legion of Doom in prohibition era Chicago. I'm sure there's a Road Warriors joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it. (CW 8ET)
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO says the number of hours people watch video will increase from five to nine hours a day. Especially for those with AT&T Wi-Fi who find it takes that long just to download a single episode of Seinfeld
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Commemorative signs to be placed at each end of the United States' longest continuous road, Route 20. So take a trip from Boston, MA to Newport, OR and hear the word "route" pronounced 37 different ways
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paula Broadwell asks why Petreaus is on the rise again and she doesn't even get a phone call
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Wed December 07, 2016
(TV NewsCheck)
 
 
 
Sinclair Broadcast Group to launch over-the-air TV network featuring videos originating from the internet. Drew immediately dusts off those masters of Fark TV that have been gathering dust for ten years
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The first car in Canada took to the roads 150 years ago this weekend, and you can still see it stuck in the snowdrift it wound up in
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Jesus H. Christ get out of the road, there's a mysterious silver spaceship tank loaded with aliens rolling around Brooklyn
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Further proof that Star Wars stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a target
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Mon December 05, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Charlotte ask for her rematch at Roadblock End of the Line? Who will try to stop The New Day's quest to break Demolition's record? Will Sami Zayn try to jump Braun Strowman again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Huck Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's everything you need to know about eating roadkill. Wayyyy more than you need, actually: "This one here is badger meat. These are ram's balls - much bigger than the otter's balls, as you can see"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in jail for uploading sexually explicit videos of a woman onto several .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS EYE???
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Here's how to drive across Scotland, wthout ever driving on a road: "This is more complicated than it sounds"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently you can shoot people multiple times, kill them while shouting, "I told you not to fark with me" in a road rage incident and walk away without charges being filed, even if there are eyewitnesses
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Thu December 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe McKnight, former Jets running back, killed in New Orleans road rage shooting
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Beaver dam does what a beaver dam does and floods a road. It helps the road was sinking anyway but we'll blame the beavers. Bonus beavers behaving badly trifecta in blay
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Dread Pirate Roberts claim that rogue government agent solicited payoff in exchange for information on Silk Road investigation and then destroyed the evidence
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a meeting with Trump, British PM Teresa May called on him to renew the "special relationship" between their two countries; which Trump may have misunderstood as he was heard muttering afterwards: Is that broad crazy? She's an unbangable 4--at best
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Kentucky is about to get all new bridges and every single road paved in the next four years
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you know someone who was murdered, currently driving on Kirkman Road, the Orlando police are following you right now
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Hamilton would like to thank Mike Pence and Donald Trump for record-breaking week. Keep ruining America, Broadway will do just fine
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You want classy? The Florida Panthers will show you classy. NHL coach Gerard Gallant is fired after a road game and is left stranded at the Carolina arena by the team. Link goes to picture of coach waiting for the cab he called to get to the airport
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet appraises for $35 billion. Antique Roadshow has gone off the rails
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly over a busy roadway
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump denied it, the President of Argentina denied it, but just days after not talking about the roadblocks for his building they just up and disappeared
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders have arrived at the fork in the road that will chart the course of history as they take on Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you hit a deer with your car, make sure it's dead before you load it into the trunk
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bus driver suffers fatal heart attack while driving on elevated roadway, has the presence of mind to slow the bus and tell his passengers to take over with his last breath
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This year's Polish rally circuit is so competitive, cars are going offroad by themselves on the way to races (pics, video)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump invites network anchors and other bigwigs to Trump Tower, ostensibly to discuss media access. Instead, he unloads on them, calling them all "liars." "It was like a farking firing squad," said one witness
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Wenger beat Mourinho? Can Everton bounce back against a struggling Swansea? Will Sunderland finally catch a break? Manchester City on the road, Tottenham at home, and Liverpool on the march: it's your EPL discussion thread. Games start @ 7:30 ET
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Sat November 19, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
Today's rocket surgery is brought to you by The United Launch Alliance Atlas V and its GOES-R payload. Launch broadcast begins at 4:45 PM ET. Launch scheduled for 5:42 PM ET
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you thought all the other rumors as to who was going to be Trump's Attorney General were going to be crazy, wait until you get a load of Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers: Delay the Trump University fraud case until after the inauguration because the Donald is too busy gearing up to be president. Trump: We are going on the road for victory tour rallies
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
20 Years of tractor trailer experience leads to one moment as driver of 18-wheeler intentionally drives off the road to avoid hitting school bus
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams is bringing lens flare to Broadway
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Mon November 14, 2016
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Newly launched high resolution satellite can tell the make of a car from 400 miles up. Which is really not that difficult, since 9 times out of 10 an abandoned vehicle on the side of the road is a Chrysler
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Trump plans on selling public roads and bridges to private companies: "drivers would pay up to $20 per commute"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin sighs, pulls out the wig and make up, asks Lorne if he can broadcast from Canada. It's your Election Thread #7
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chicken apprehended after crossing roads, will be taken downtown and grilled
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Kid dies while hunting toads. A golf club randomly hits him on the noggin and he suffers severe injuries. The golfer also suffered as he took a three stroke penalty
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Mon November 07, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
There's only one clock master left in Hampton Roads. Really? Because I'm pretty good at-oh, CLOCK master
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
A quick guide to the f*ckload of propositions on California's ballot
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Nielsen is sticking with its report that says ESPN lost 621,000 subscribers in just one month. Apparently they were Cubs fans who, after the World Series, say they have no reason to ever watch another sports broadcast again
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(Eater)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things, but loads of donkey sauce instead
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Sat November 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason other than "this is really good", here's Billy Joel with 'Travelin' Prayer' from a live television broadcast in 1976
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Thu November 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a bout in the south as the Falcons take on the Buccaneers. Can the Bucs sweep the Falcons or will Matt Ryan air it out for a road win? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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Wed November 02, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Rick Santorum unloads on John Kasich, Jeb Bush." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who dumped the truckload of manure outside a Democratic Party office has been identified, and he's from Lebanon. Slow down, there, buddy - Lebanon, Ohio
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this road to the stars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With it being Halloween, let's have a costume contest for fun. Upload a photo of yourself in a costume
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The first autonomous cars to hit the road will be unmarked to discourage other drivers from brake-testing them or observing their off-road capabilities following an enthusiastic pass
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Someone dumped a load of manure in front of the Ohio Democratic Party Headquarters
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Sat October 29, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Funeral car impounded by cops after road tax 'passed away' some time ago
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The bad news: no Norm. The good news: no Cup drivers. Pain won't hurt when the NASCAR Truck Series fires the engines at Martinsville for the Swayziest Texas Roadhouse 200 you've ever seen, 1 PM ET on FS1
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