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Sat April 19, 2014
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Drake disses Jay-Z during basketball broadcast by saying that he eats fondue. Back in Subby's day, rappers dissed each other with bullets
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell's Waffle Taco was obscene, wait 'til you get a load of Del Taco's $4,000 Crunch Ta-Da
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(55)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Loading your motorcycle into the back of the truck. LIKE A BOSS
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(26)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Good: City uses reverse-911 call to alert residents road has reopened after accident. Bad: Multiple calls are sent to the entire city at 2:30am. "Now if there is a tsunami, nuclear reactor meltdown or we are under attack from Godzilla, okay CALL ME"
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Possibly the cleverest way to unload a car from a trailer ever invented. Or not
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(13)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Pulp drummer Nick Banks admits he thought Common People, the band's biggest hit, was "a tuneless dirge" and "a load of rubbish" the first time he heard it. What, just the FIRST time?
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(19)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MLB analysts speculate on A-Rod's 2015 comeback ... in the broadcast booth
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(5)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
'90s rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot will perform Prokofiev orchestral arrangement of Posse On Broadway with Seattle Symphony because he loves making music. "They say it seems like a desperate attempt to remain relevant. But no one says that about Mick Jagger"
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Sat April 12, 2014
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
"When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside." Apparently those Bingo games get pretty serious
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(31)
 
(News 12 Westchester)
 
Video
 
Border Patrol agents accuse guy of running red light when their van gets knocked over, so he uploads his dash cam video to YouTube, to the glory of every defense attorney who will ever cross-examine them
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(83)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Insta-karma: when douchebag cyclist runs stop sign, you honk at him as you slam on the brakes to save his life, and he road-rages while riding alongside you--and runs straight into a parked car
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(284)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Future airline safety instructions will be given by mobile game apps, but you can already download the first of its kind and see graphic simulations of how you can badly hurt yourself in crash landings
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(11)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Variety)
 
NewsFlash
 
This is CBS, the Colbert Broadcasting System
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(469)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
There's stupid, then there's "Walk Rendon and load the bases for Jayson Werth" stupid
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(11)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Latest CNN online video initiatives include 15-second-long retweetable newscast, "Crossfire Reloaded," and "Related with Dave Franco" which will focus on celebrity siblings. Subscribe me
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(14)
 
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The Ultimate Warrior has loaded the spaceship with rocket fuel for the last time
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(931)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Relax Citizen, there are still 41 B-52H Stratofortress Bombers loaded with nuclear weapons flying around and keeping America safe. Suck it, Putin
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(82)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Great American Country network, with its fresh all-American lifestyle positioning, unveils two new reality series that represent the essence of America: roadkill disposal men and junk gleaners
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(18)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
In least effective anti-piracy effort ever, people being urged to stop downloading free pron: "Some of this stuff is available for eight cents a minute. I don't see how that's such a burden on anyone's budget that they can't pay to watch the movie"
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Mon April 07, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Finally, a teenager responsible enough to get to work on time, even if he has to steal a plane and land it on the road in front of his job
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Half-marathon organisers cancel race due to lack of water stations, learn that you can't actually do much to stop 4,000 people running on public roads
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(24)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio man driving on a two-lane road charged with OWWI: Operating Wheelchair While Intoxicated
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(12)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Baseball umpires unwittingly change their strike zone depending on the situation; science draws a bases-loaded walk
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Wed April 02, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians now putting used fryer grease on gravel roads as a dust suppressant. Bonus: entire provinces now smell like french fries
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(37)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember how long you've insisted that Bitcoin really is money? The owner of Silk Road would like you to forget that idea if you don't mind
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(40)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Police say a 15 year-old had a loaded gun in elementary school, still trying to figure out how the system managed to fail so spectacularly that a 15 year-old was still in elementary school
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(35)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scots want to go back to driving on the wrong side of the road
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(52)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Kera News)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers' season opener featured some pretty incredible new concessions, such as Bacon on a Stick, Frozen Beer, and the Choomongous, a 24 inch sub, loaded with Asian beef and spicy slaw. Bypass surgery coupons available for $5
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(22)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Remember that road raging driver from last week whose video went viral? He's been arrested
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(327)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Huge increase in women having children over 50 raises fears of mother's heath among doctors, who say two patients in diapers will double their workloads
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(52)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The pieces are in play. The road to Terminus is open. Find out in the season four finale of The Walking Dead as Rick, Michonne, and Carl head to salvation. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I don't always fly in a plane, but when I do, I take loads of gorgeous women
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(104)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
New Michigan law makes it easier for motorists to bring home roadkill, officials say it will probably save a few bucks
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Fri March 28, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Not news: Jackass gets all road ragey, shoots a woman the bird, cuts her off. Fark: What happens next. With video
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(563)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Something known as Sean Kingston drives his $2 million Bentley out shopping, only to discover it was being loaded onto a tow truck and being repossessed because he was three months late on payments. And it's his second vehicle to get repo'd
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(36)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
A breakdown of how much it costs a company to unveil and promote a supercar that you'll never, ever see driving on an actual road
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(12)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
A lost cellphone leads to a drunk man pulling a gun on his wife, threatening their 2 children, shoving the gun in his wife's mouth and making their 6-year-old son become a man by loading and unloading a Glock pistol several times
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
What is the Multiverse, and why do we think it exists? The first explanation I've ever seen that doesn't sound like a load of speculative BS
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Cute: WALL-E. Also cute: Kitteh. Cute supercritical overload: Kitteh re-enactment of WALL-E
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Siemens prematurely sprays a big load of cash over wind turbines
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(8)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Invention from mother of wheelchair-bound son helps him and other physically impaired children walk for the first time. Parents advised not make auto-loader noises, or simulate fights with xenomorphs
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Fri March 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I was picking up trash along the road and I lifted up this here bag and thought, 'now that's heavy.' Then I saw the human skull inside and thought, 'this isn't right.'"
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kim Dotcom loses court battle, one step closer to being downloaded to US
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(22)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As we prepare for a new Muppets movie to hit theaters, walk back with me on Nostalgia Road and enjoy this clip of Kermit the Frog performing the Oscar-nominated "Rainbow Connection" live at the 1980 Academy Awards
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Wed March 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
While he's off recording at Abbey Road Studios, Keith Emerson gives some blind teenage girl full access to his home studio. Let the awesomeness begin at 2:02
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(49)
 
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Having solved unemployment, education funding, fixing terrible roads, and all the rest of the state's problems, Michigan lawmakers are now arguing over what should be the official state fruit
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You think your neighbors are bad? Get a load of these anti-social neighbors from hell that would give anyone nightmares
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(92)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia Suburbanites: RAH RAH RAH. WE WANT SCHOOLS. LIBRARIES. SIDEWALK REPAIR. ROADS. SERVICES. STOP IGNORING US. Officials: OK, here's your tax bill. Suburbanites: OMFG WHY IS THIS SO HIGH
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(159)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner says the show's final season will be like The Beatles' 'Abbey Road', if The Beatles released side one in 1969 and side two in 1970 just to double sales
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Wed March 12, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
101 year old runs for congress promising good roads, good schools, and getting the kids off your lawn
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(7)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Better sit down: US telecom giants drag their feet on broadband for the whole country, enjoy free money for doing nothing
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(27)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
R&D video of new plow being tested for clearing the roads next time Atlanta has 1/2 inch of snow
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(28)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cable and satellite companies looking to destroy free over-the-air broadcast TV. As if the broadcasters weren't already killing themselves with inferior content
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(58)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gotham village council calls it 'infuriating' that people keep stealing their road signs. If only there was some kind of hero who could track down the culprits
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Alex Sink or swim? Will Jolly still giggle? Will Florida be the first step in the GOP's 2014 Road to Disappointment? Will Democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? This is your 2014 Florida Special Election Thread
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(55)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you top a baby costume made from a Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader that's ready to do battle with Xenomorphs? Didn't think so
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(52)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
WR Cordell Broadus, the sizzon of Snoop Dogg, drawzizzles interestizzle from Univerzzzilesizzity of Mizzami, Flizzorida Stizzle Unisizzleversizzleicity. Chuuuuuuch
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you ready for roadside texting checkpoints? No? Well, maybe if you'd stop texting while you drive, asshat, we wouldn't need them
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Sun March 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Raise your cuteness overload with Farker's kid doing the slowest raspberry you'll see all day
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(11)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
OMG cute overload. Happy California Farker sees puddle for the first time in months
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yogi Berra's wife takes the fork in the road
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(15)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz lands the rights to broadcast the George Takei documentary "To Be Takei." Oh myyyyyyyyy
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(15)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
You're a teacher looking for something to bring to school and show the students. Do you pick C) a dead fox you found by the side of the road
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(33)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
In response to disappointing financial results caused by shoppers loading up on loss-leaders while avoiding high-margin electronics, Costco is Costco-izing kale, while keeping rotisserie chickens at $5/bird
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(54)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Broadway show Playbill: "At this performance the role of Elizabeth will be played by Adele Dazeem"
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(29)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia Dept. of Transportation: We'll still keep plowing the roads despite being $100 million over budget. Paving those roads in the spring, not so much
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China: We're in broad agreement with Russia on the Ukraine situation. United States: How are things going in Tibet? China: We are in broad agreement with the United State on the Ukraine situation
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(57)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The elderly couple never explained why they routinely discarded feces-filled McDonald's drink cups on the side of the road
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(37)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Smart cars. New hotness: Smart roads
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(37)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
In order to make the Boston Marathon safer this year, they are banning military groups from marching. Aren't they the ones that know how to react to a roadside bomb?
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(66)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you think people are paranoid of the government now, you should have been there in 1971 when someone accidentally transmitted the word 'hatefulness' to Emergency Broadcast Systems across the country
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(18)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Either Reese Witherspoon has mastered teleportation or someone screwed up during the Independent Spirit Awards broadcast
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(24)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds of whales found dead at side of road may have been poisoned
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? We may never know, but it might have something to do with the disordered hyperuniformity in its eyes
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(28)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas politician wants to end the ban on eating roadkill, says it will save a few bucks
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To protect children, BBC delays broadcast of Scottish Premier League match by five hours to scrub fans' relentless swearing from recording. Oh bugger, bloody hell, semprini
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(13)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Street Insider)
 
 
 
Netflix pays ransom to Comcast for broadband access. Verizon, AT&T and others view their wounded prey with glee
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(78)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(The Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened when Denmark raised speed limits on rural roads?
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(113)
 
(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Subby is a high school teacher. Years ago an amazing student graduated, and they've kept in touch. She's now been accepted to Operation Crossroads Africa, but needs to fundraise to get there. Ideas, support, etc. all welcome. Let's help her do good
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(22)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(The Chive)
 
 
 
Although brilliantly conveyed diction, every Farker goes: "Heck, I just kicked loads more names out" (probably quietly regretting saying that, unless viewers won't 'xpect your zealous attempt)
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(9)
 


Thu February 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. pedestrian who was hit by a car because snow-covered sidewalks forced him to walk on the road lives just long enough in the hospital to learn that police issued him a ticket
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(114)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Responsible gun owner forgets loaded handgun after meeting. News: Colorado State Representative forgets loaded handgun after committee meeting. Fark: The committee debated concealed carry permits at meeting
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(40)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
The facts are these: At this very moment, preparations are possibly being made to convert a short-lived but much-loved series about a simple piemaker and his undead love into a Broadway musical
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(27)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hoax of the day: Is that cute talking animal app you just downloaded for your kid really a gateway to let pedophiles spy on your children? YUUUPPPP (NOOOOPE)
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ship not allowed to deliver 40,000 tons of much needed road salt to New Jersey because A) The ship can't dock because of the weather, B) Nobody will unload it because of a dock worker strike, or C) The ship isn't carrying an American flag
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(135)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The cost and quality of broadband in the US is just as embarrassing as the status of healthcare
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(239)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Bittorrent releasing mobile app so you can legally download gigs and gigs of copyrighted content on the road as well as at home
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(13)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The real reason university students in the UK are destroying British downtowns on a weekly basis: too much preloading. Classic rookie mistake
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(27)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Scrubs is getting its very own Broadway musical for some damned reason
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(64)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Plutocrat Broadcasting Service
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(54)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Female driver's car is rammed repeatedly during road rage incident, as 911 records her Saab story
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(110)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Apparently, road crews are too busy throwing rocks at each other, covering each other with grease, and karate chopping each other in the nuts to actually work on the roads
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(47)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
A man enticed a 15-year-old girl to a hotel room through the Internet. I didn't know broadband worked that way
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(97)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The world's largest model railroad spans 16 acres, uses 50,000 feet of track, and enough lumber to build 42 houses
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(30)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's Dispatches from the Right-Wing's Civil War, pastor from the ultra-right wing American Family Association accuses ultra-right wing religious broadcaster Pat Robertson of "Blasphemy" for "mocking" Creationism
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(124)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
There are better ways to support the Second Amendment than having one of your store employees dress up like a banana and carry a loaded gun while walking up and down the highway
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(64)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. You can't get pregnant via gun bullet - no matter how you pack the load
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(37)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince William (loads gun) calls for crackdown (aims gun) on illegal African wildlife trade (fires at wild boar)
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(107)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
An 11-minute film showing the preparation and loading of Fat Man, the bomb that wiped out Nagasaki, killed 40,000 people, and helped end WWII
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(189)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sweet: Girls send Valentine's Day chocolates to their secret crush. Sweetness overload: 8,000 boxes of chocolates to an anime character
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(10)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
At 60, Oprah Winfrey to make Broadway acting debut, says it took hard work, voice coaching, buying every theater in NYC
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(10)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tired of people completely ignoring the rules of the road, one African nation has taken a bold new step ... and installed 8-foot tall traffic control robots
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(20)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
In the wake of all these winter storms and the destruction they wreak on the roads, here's some tips on how to avoid pothole damage to your car. 1) Don't drive through potholes
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? The truck it was riding in overturned. Fark.com: PETA wants to put up a memorial to the ex-chickens
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(56)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, uploaders seem to be a whole lot more into threesomes recently and after a brief dip in popularity in 2007, "secretary" and "boss" are on the upswing too
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(36)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your GPS sends you down the wrong road and you end up facing three years in prison?
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(276)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The TSA discovered a single loaded Glock inside a passenger's carry-on at Reagan National Airport. See? It's all worth it
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(24)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
NJ towns have no road salt, discover piles of it at Met Life Stadium - three days after the balmy Super bowl
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(86)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Truck spills 6,000 pounds of glass on road. What a pane
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(34)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chris Christie booed at Super Bowl pre-event. No word if he'll find a way to shut down roads surrounding the stadium
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(91)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The government moves to block broadband internet access. Is the government in a. China, b. Iran or c. Kansas?
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(113)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia woman mystified as to why other drivers got annoyed when she broke down in the middle of the road and just sat there for an hour
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian couple use Playstation 4 webcam to broadcast live sex session to all PS4 owners, leave gamers confused and outraged because it's the first time many have ever seen a real, live naked person
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(46)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Drunk man hit while walking in the road. Two bartenders charged after serving him 6 beers and 3 drinks during his night of drinking. Police apparently invoking the state's Lightweight Drinker Law
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(72)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Musician earns himself £13,000 a year uploading dreadful songs on Spotify to trick users with keywords
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(9)
 
(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Middle school student disciplined after spiking opponent's Gatorade cooler with bleach. Fortunately the other team was just a load of regular whites
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(44)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL missionary sentenced for sexually abusing young, indigenous girls in the Amazon rain forest. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for all those pictures he took and uploaded to a child porn website
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(103)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dad out with family ignores train warning signals, drives around railroad crossing arm bar, gets hit by Amtrak train going 79 mph. Fortunately, infant son's ejection seat worked like a champ
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(119)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
If there's a violent demonstration going on and protesters toss a flaming mattress in the road, don't try to run over it in your VW Bug and attempt to drive away in order to blow the flames out... especially with your kids in the backseat
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(7)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Undertaker start lumbering down the Road to Wrestlemania? Did the audio crew work all night to make it seem like people approved of Batista's Royal Rumble victory? Is Daniel Bryan going to have to change a tire on WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?
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(1790)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
35% of uploads from top torrent site is porn. With pic of what porn might look like
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(48)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fewer teenagers in Florida are hurrying out to get their driver's licenses, as they are terrified to share the road with elderly folks desperately searching for a farmer's market
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(87)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Koch'd, loaded and ready to bankroll: the PACs are back
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(116)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Polluted roads found to be lowering the life expectancy of Scots. Added to national diet of grease and sugar, astonishing alcohol consumption and complete lack of exercise, that life expectancy will soon be measured in purely negative integers
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(23)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(Go Lackawanna)
 
 
 
Ah, date night. Nothing like dinner, a movie, dropping off your girlfriend at her place, having her husband chase you through two counties and eventually running you off the road
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(29)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hey kids. Why don't you roll down the window, lean out and take some pics of those lions resting in the middle of the road
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(27)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
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(18)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man remotely tracks down his stolen iPhone and sees through downloaded photos that it's in the possession of a hot young girl. Does he: A) call police? B) offer a reward? or C) forgive her and try and make a date?
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(43)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ethan Wragge plays a real life game of NBA Jam, getting on fire by starting the game 7-of-7 from beyond the arc in Creighton's 28-point road blowout of #4 Villanova
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(11)
 


Mon January 20, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
They take their marathons so seriously in Phoenix you can get arrested just for verbally expression your dislike of all the road closures in the area to a traffic cop
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(69)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Yeah, sucks that your kid got killed three months ago, but that roadside memorial is an eyesore and needs to go"
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(316)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Road Runner wins again. Meep Meep
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(28)
 


Sat January 18, 2014
(All Things D)
 
 
 
You load 16 TB and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt
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(19)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
On Sunday there will be more television viewers watching the AFC and NFC football championship games than anything ever broadcast, well except for the World Cup
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(27)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Can't find last year's tax return? Good news: You can download it directly from the IRS now
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(33)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You knew Bose makes great audio equipment, but did you know they once developed a Lexus that could leap over obstacles in the road?
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(51)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why did 100 chickens cross the road in Ohio? To move into some dead guy's place on the other side and start terrorizing the street
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: don't take selfies of yourself and your partner getting frisky in your birthday suits with a stolen smart phone before disabling the automatic upload function of the camera
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(24)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
Ding Dong - the press witch is dead. AOL unloads Patch - aka the "Walmart" of news - to a NYC firm. Now what happens to all those sites (half left) and writers? Duh. Don't say I didn't warn you - since day one
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(18)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(Stock.xchng)
 
 
 
Photoshop this amusing road sign
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Worked in Broadcasting? Ever wonder how those idiots in sales ever sold anything? You were right
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Volkswagen unveils off-road Beetle Dune Concept car
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Because Google offered me a shiatload of money, that's why"
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(25)
 


Sun January 12, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Weinsteins sign deal with WGN America to broadcast "Ten Commandments" miniseries, featuring ten visionary directors signed on to direct one commandment each. Thou shalt not eyeroll
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(36)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty has already been leaked to various filesharing sites, and it's believed that a screener copy sent to Ellen DeGeneres is to blame. According to the studio, the film has been downloaded tens of times
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(74)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"I didn't realize I was getting high when I got high, but I got high - and I have to tell you that it was one of the best broadcasts I've ever had"
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(18)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl selling roadside flowers in Oklahoma, 1973
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(55)
 
(Worst Previews)
 
 
 
Gerard Butler to play Patrick Swayze's role in "Point Break" remake; talks continue with Gerard Depardieu to reprise Swayze's role in Roadhouse
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(101)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Sure, he could've made sure the gun was unloaded before cleaning it, but where's the challenge in that?
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(127)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you happen to have a spare $4.5 million laying around, might we interest you in the new Lamborghini Veneno Roadster?
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(54)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift at Wal-Mart, try not to cary your crystal meth and loaded Glock with you. And don't try to bribe the arresting officer
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(65)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Manager fired for breaking Walmart policy that says something like "don't try to stop a beer theft suspect by jumping in his truck and going on a 90 mph ride for 15 miles while throwing beer cans into the road"
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(71)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download a Royal Air Force fighter jet, would you?
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(54)
 
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
On "The Simpsons" tonight, Bart teaches Homer how to download pirated movies/episodes. In real life Fox sues and wins $10 million dollar judgment against Simpson "pirate"
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(82)
 
(New Orleans Saints)
 
 
 
4:30 AM? No problem for Who Dat Nation, as hundreds of Saints fans met their team at the airport following their road victory over the Philadelphia Eagles
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(98)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
World Series winner, Hall of Fame broadcaster, veteran of two wars, and one damn fine American. Jerry Coleman dead at 89
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(18)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
More than 85 years since regular broadcast television was introduced to the U.S., and people still can't figure out how to change the channel
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(126)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Pro-family" ME senate candidate says his conviction for domestic violence was a result of being "railroaded" by a court system that outrageously allows you to be convicted on nothing more than the sworn testimony of an eyewitness
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Open warfare between left and right hurts us all." Submitter will go with a 'Neutral' bias and hopes you tree-hugging, tweedy leftie barfmats will also take the high road. For once in your lives
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(103)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish and Game in Alaska wants to help keep moose off the roads and put them where they belong: In freezers across Alaska
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(22)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
If you end up in a ditch after getting lost on country roads and think you are going to freeze to death it's probably better to bundle up and stay inside the car instead of, say, lighting your car on fire to stay warm
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(77)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Proof that Broadway is out of ideas: The Lion King, which has been running continuously since 1997, is this year's top grossing show
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(53)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(Split Infinity Radio)
 
Audio
 
Tonight at 8 PM Pacific, 11 PM Eastern, it's New Music Monday- 2 hours of all new, all freely downloadable music- dance, electronica, electro-swing, house and more, hosted live by Farker Cyclometh
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(49)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On the other hand, what *is* the appropriate reaction for winning a $157,000 Audi R8 roadster live on 'The Price Is Right"?
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(98)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dell's brand new computers now come preloaded with NSA spyware
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(178)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man hits the Antiques Roadshow jackpot
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London is planning on building a $362 million SkyCycle, a 135-mile network of roads 3 stories high built above suburban railways. What are the odds this will not end well?
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(89)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
It turns out that gutting pension funds for fun and profit may have some negative consequences down the road
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(161)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Amazon released Bruce Springsteen's new album exclusively on its digital download service yesterday, two weeks before it sees a worldwide release. No word if Target will boycott
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(12)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Good news: ice surrounding stranded cruise ship appears to be cracking. Bad news: passengers still waiting for the loading of a complement of small lemon-soaked paper napkins for their comfort, refreshment and hygiene during the journey
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(69)
 


Sat December 28, 2013
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Constitution? What Constitution? LAPD's DUI taskforce utilizes 500K Federal grant to suspend your 4th Amendment rights, collect your DNA via roadblock "saliva tests"
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(258)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Who wants to take a road trip to Washington this April and celebrate Nirvana day? I call shotgun
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(27)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Father buys his son a brand new Nintendo DS for Christmas, but of course it was used and came pre-loaded with porn
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(72)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man is dragged down an icy gravel road for more than a mile after his shirt gets caught on a pickup hitch. It's always funnier in the movies
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(26)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Stand your ground does not include finding the robber's gun, reloading it, hunting the robber down an hour later and killing him. Fark tip: Don't ever say "I'll shoot that (expletive) with his own rifle"
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(209)
 


Thu December 26, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
Animals have soft underbellies because of roadside bombs in Iraq. Or something, I was skimming toward the end there
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(41)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Step one: Pick up neighbors and take them to Toy For Tots. Step Two: Load car with $500 worth of toys. Step Three: Take off and leave neighbors behind. Step Four: ???. Step Five: Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go
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(17)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mike Hegan, long time Cleveland Indians broadcaster and Oakland A's first baseman, reaches the bottom of the 9th
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(10)
 


Sun December 22, 2013
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Man trying to steal gloves from a store gets stopped by a clerk as he tries to make his escape, then pulls out a knife and a loaded gun. Well. That escalated quickly
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(15)
 


Sat December 21, 2013
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Spare tire ✔ Jack ✔ Blanket ✔ Toolbox ✔ Jumper cables ✔ First aid kit ✔ Road flares ✔ Dead body ✔
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(20)
 

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